Zayn and Heath host a live episode of "Filtered Baby" from Nashville, while Matt and Jared remain in LA, creating a disjointed and "trippy" remote filming experience. The episode delves into a real-life medical incident where Zayn develops acute pancreatitis after a luxury yacht trip in Croatia. He attributes his condition to a combination of poor diet—especially consuming a massive Cadbury chocolate bar with 672 calories and 140g of sugar in just seven minutes—and excessive wine and cigarette use. The symptoms, including severe chest pain radiating to his back and difficulty breathing, prompt him to seek emergency medical help. Despite having health insurance, the hospital visit is stressful and costly, with Matt facing delays, minimal privacy, and confusion over his condition. The group also shares insights on parenting challenges, particularly Tony’s sleep regressions, which have disrupted Mariah and Heath’s daily routines and sleep. Meanwhile, the trip itself was fun—filled with games like “Imposter,” unique interactions with staff, and relaxing moments on the boat. The episode concludes with a humorous yet cautionary reflection on the dangers of indulgence, self-sabotage, and the importance of listening to one’s body, especially during high-stress or travel periods. It blends personal anecdotes, medical insight, and parenting realities into a compelling, relatable narrative about health, family, and unexpected life events.
this is so trippy. Wait, wait, why is this trippy? Oh, for the people listening who aren't visually aware right now, Zayn and Heath are doing this remotely from Nashville. Yeah. Yeah, but wait, hold on, we've never done this before. No, we haven't. No, maybe you guys have for basically. We did, yeah, we've done it. We've done it. We've done it. Oh, yeah, we haven't done it. Just for basically. Oh, real, real quick, though, I see we're in. Let me move you to this screen so it makes more sense. So yeah, no, it's just trippy because one I got to the studio and I didn't even know that you were in Nashville already, Zayn. Oh, you didn't. No, and because we'll get to that later, because you were posting you were from the hospital, I freak out and on my iPad, it had your location and it said Brentwood and so I'm like, oh, he's in LA, but I didn't realize, no, you're in Brentwood, Tennessee right out of Nashville. Yeah. So no, I posted that like that actually happened a few days ago. Right. Right. But I posted it now, but I figured I'd post it now just to kind of give a little teaser before the episode. You know what I mean? Some shit went down, boogie. It did, but we'll get into it. I mean, I mean, I'm going to wait because I want to go to the timeline of how that happened. Okay, go ahead. Ended up in the hospital. And that's not why you got pillows in front of you or anything right now, right? Yeah, it's just it's just arm rest. Zayn's expecting. Yeah, this is just it's more comfortable. I'm able to like, you know, set my arm like this and it's like perfect. It's like at my little like mic stand. I got my built in. Are you guys having an awesome time? Are you just soaking up each other's awesomeness? Yes, yes, I was hanging out with Tony for the past. No, I, when I get in yesterday, the day before, yeah, this is day three day three day three. Yeah, um, Tony's gotten like he's doubled doubled in size. Well, you've been there. Yeah, doubled in size. He's grown so much since I last saw him. Um, he's, he's, he's giggling now. He's like smiling. Yeah, he's like really getting a personality. But, um, he's been, he's been cranky the past few days. He's been screaming. Like, bro, it's, I feel so bad because he's just screaming all day today. He's like, who's this man in my house? Who is this guy? He won't leave. Who is he? And, uh, obviously, like the first time I, uh, I came here, um, I got to really see Mariah and Heath's like day, like, how the, how their days went every day and they genuinely just don't have time for anything because they are just like always, always like taking care of Tony and, um, and this time, he's just cranky for a lot of the time and especially in the middle of the night. And Heath and Mariah are just getting no sleep. Oh, I feel so bad. I wake up. He's still screaming throughout the whole day, screaming, screaming. And then he finally had like a little moment of, like, a pause when we went out to eat, came back in a bad mood again. And just like, Heath and Mariah just had such a long day and they're so tired. And then like, and then seven, and then seven PM hits and that we have to record. I'm like, yeah, I'm so sorry. It's, we like take turns, obviously, like doing like tasks and things like that. Um, I know how tired I am. I can't even imagine Mariah, um, because she has to like pump in everything every couple of hours and just, I don't know. There's just so much that goes into it, especially right now because he used to sleep through the night. Like we would give him a bath. He had this little routine. He'd be set. He'd get like a little light lotion right after the bath. Yeah. Good. He would go to bed. He'd have his bottle and he would be asleep from nine PM to six AM. Wow. And it was perfect. We were able to like clean and like, catch up on stuff throughout the day. Like once he like went to bed. Um, but I guess, you know, the sleep regressions, I guess, are like a huge thing. Sleep regressions? Yeah. So at certain ages, there's like sleep regressions. Um, and they say like once they learn like a new trick or a new task thing that they're able to like accomplish. Yeah. Their sleep just gets completely wrecked. Oh, I bet because yeah, you're so used to like a different like cycle of sleeping. And as your brain is expanding and you're waking up to the world, you're like, hold on, there's a little more to this life that I need to be like paying attention to than just the. And then they also start like really developing, um, I don't know the word for it, but basically their sleep is different now at this age than it was when they were younger. There's like a more deep sleep. It's a real like REM sleep type thing. Um, so I guess it's a, it's a common thing, but yeah, he's like up every 30 minutes and just restless. He, he, he shit and more than usual. He's like every five minutes. Have you watched saying? Have you just like seen a like, no, I watch it all because like, you know, I feel like we're, we don't go out much. We go, well, maybe we'll go off for like a hour or two. We'll get food in three days. It was like this one lunch. Yeah. Well, well, pretty much like we'll just be in the house the whole time. And I'm just watching them. I'm observing and I like, you know, I feel, I feel so bad because the last time you came like when he was that young on your first trip, he was asleep a majority of the time. Yeah. So it'd be like, he would be napping and like, we can hang out, catch up, like do things, but it's like, my eyes out pumping. I'm on baby duty. Then it's like, she's on baby duty. And I'm like coming down here to like work on something we were recording. And it's just like I genuinely don't mind it. Like I just love chilling in living room. Like that's how I like to hang out with friends. Like I the more we stay at home, the better. Friends and family coming to town. I'm just like, are you down to like just like chill in the house and just like talking giggle and like to talk about. She's like, yeah, I was like, that's how I hang out with friends. So I love this. I loved. I'll fly all the way. I feel like we were like not doing much. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't feel even if we didn't go out. I don't know. Yeah. I'd rather just hang on the living room and just like, okay. Yeah, your friend has a baby. It's like so crazy. Yeah, like I don't expect I don't expect to do anything for like a whole year. And then I get embarrassed if he starts like whining. I'm like, don't embarrass me. You can tell I can tell that they feel bad, but like they shouldn't because like he's a he's a fucking baby. Like obviously he's going to cry and scream. It's crazy because like I know what we feel like and how much work it is. I couldn't imagine like a single stay-at-home mom or dad. Oh, yeah. Like even with the two of us like being at home, like we both still work from home, but like it's it's crazy. And it happens. There's like single moms out there that have like two, three kids. It's insane. Yeah, especially watching it. Like firsthand, I'm like, this is insane. And a lot of these a lot of like people, a lot of couples will even have nannies, especially if they have to like, you know, they're working from nine to five every day or even like influencers, people working from home, they still will hire an anian. Yes. So like help just like while they're trying to get videos done. And he the Mariah like, they're not they don't want to do an any. They want to they want to do it all on their own, which we're diving in head for. Yeah. And I get it though. Like you want you want as much time with your kids as possible. You know, you want like your kid to know like that you are there. They're only a rock. Yeah. It's crazy. Like how much he's grown already. That I'm just like, it's flying by. He's already five months old. That's crazy. It makes no sense. Yeah. You know what's flown by this intro. Oh, yeah. Whoops. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Three, two, one. It's coming up baby. Yeah. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath on filtered baby. I'm Zayn. I'm here. I'm Matt. I'm Jared. And thank you for being here. And thank you for sticking with us. And we're live from Nashville. How exciting. Except for Matt and Jared. They're still in LA in the studio. Hold me either. I are in Nashville. And when do Alicia and Remy get in tomorrow. Oh my gosh. How exciting. Yeah. They get in tomorrow. And we literally for three days straight. We are just jam packed filming. The entire time when they get here. Um, Matt, you were supposed to be here. I know I feel bad. I did have it on my calendar for the longest time. But one of our doors closest one. Make it next time. Next time. We'll be, um, we'll be in that. I think after this, we'll like come to Nashville a lot more and like film and stuff. So you definitely come on the next one. You still want to come back? But actually, I mean, it's actually a good thing. Nobody, like nobody came because the weather, like it's kind of the weather is kind of shit. It was pretty rainy today. Yeah. So it's actually good that it's like kind of a chill weekend. And then we'll get crazy later. But it's a memorial day weekend. I know. So I feel like, I feel like a lot of people are probably going to be bummed out this weekend that they can't like go out. Can y'all tease anything that y'all got prepared for like basically videos? Like, can I guess what y'all are going to be up to? Matt, you know what? Okay, one, I think it's Tony going to be incorporated at all in any of the content. Okay. So I feel like y'all are going to be doing like some daddy day care, mommy day care kind of thing where they're going to be having taken care of stuff. Maybe you and Mariah are going to go get spa treatments or something like that. I don't know. Oh my god. I got y'all. I got y'all caught. Keep going. Keep going. And then maybe all are going to have like a little country. Now, y'all are going to do some two step lessons and stuff like that. You know, I did it. No, I did it. I just don't know what else. We have a lot of videos. Keep guessing. Okay. Well, those are like the main two that my my gut instinct went for. Now is the other one. It can be baby related. Is the other one still Nashville related at all? Yes. Yeah. Food related is like remittating you some barbecue spots. A bitch. Yeah. This is like watching a fucking mentalist. That was pretty crazy. Do you have any more? Yeah. What's their bank? Come on. Well, so I thought would you like to be our coper? Do you sure for basically? Are you all good like a sports game or something?
That's that's seriously how does he know. Yeah, it's like are you on our Swagged? Wait, no, you have the itinerary. No, I don't know. I don't. We have one more thing that we're doing. You want to guess what it is? Come on. You're so come on. Well, you are you'll do anything water related. Yes. What is that? Five for five. I basically think four. Yeah, five for five. Water related. Like what we did on my bachelor party. A little pontoon saloon or bitch. Oh, man. I got it. But you know what, y'all, y'all should go watch it. Y'all should go subscribe and see back content. Oh my God. That's so funny that we did. Like you gave me one look and I was like, oh, we're doing it again. Okay, Matt, we're not doing like the last two things. But Matt, but Matt is literally like 15, 20 minutes ago. I saw this TikTok where this guy was, it was funny because it wasn't it. It wasn't a trend. But this guy decided to do it. And I like all the comments were like, oh my God, this should like make this a trend because nobody else said about this guy, but this guy calls his mom. And the joke was that he was going to call his mom and ask her, guess what? And she's like, what? And he's like, just guess. And everything that she said is what is like true. It's what it was. It agrees with it. Right? Yeah. I've seen this trend. Okay, it's a trend. I saw right as we were waiting to record this episode. I just saw it. So I did it with my mom. I was like, mom, guess. So we were trying to figure out if I should do a positive or negative because there's two ways you can do it. Like mom, guess what? Or mom, guess what? Oh, right. The reason why I didn't do the negative because I knew immediately she was going to think that I was back in the hospital. I knew that that was going to be what she was going to guess. And I didn't want it. Like I wanted just like the first one to be one of these. So I asked the fun way. I was like, mom, guess what? I'm like, mom, just guess, just guess. And she's like, um, um, you're working with Celsius. And I'm like, yes. And I'm like, uh, mom, guess how much money they're paying me? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, mom, just guess. And she's like a million dollars. I'm like, yes. Then I'm like, mom, guess for how long? Like how many years? She's like, five. And I was like, yes, five years, a million a year. She's like, oh, my god. She was like about to cry. She's like, I got to go have a drink and celebrate. She's like, now I'm going to get my boobs done. Now I'm going to get my exactly what I am. So I was like, mom, what else do you want to get done, mom? She was so excited. Oh, that's too good. Sorry. It was a joke. We were filming a video. So good. I know. I thought about doing that to my mom, but I know my mom would just be like, Patricia's pregnant. It would just get way too serious to do that. The thing is that when I think when you have a white, when you're coupled up, it's either engagement or pregnant or yeah. So like, that would be tough. You have to be like single to like make it fun. Well, that's too good. But also a perfect segue to wanting to ask you this, you were in the damn hospital, Zane. Yes. I was in the hospital. So before the hospital for the past week, I was pretty much me and all of us. Like it was like 13 of us. We all got invited by Googleettes to stay on like their one of their charters, like a, it's like a mega yacht, which is crazy because like I've never been on a boat like that ever. I think I have maybe just for like an hour or two because it was someone else's, but like, this is the first time I got to like stay on a big boat like them. We got to stay there. And it was pretty much our hotel for the whole week. We would like bounce around here and they threw our creation. But whenever we would stop, we would get off and we'd roam for like maybe an hour, which is like, ah, we just want to go back. It was just so nice. Like it was so nice to be on the boat. It was so nice. We got to serve breakfast lunch and dinner every day. And it was fucking part like the chefs were so good. The staff was amazing. They even had a masseuse as one of the staff. It was like, it was so nice. I know I want to think I'll ever be able to experience that ever again, but it was really nice to be able to go and do it. And they like took care of everything. It was fucking awesome. It was great. I got to see Kingsley. You're probably wondering if I saw any Game of Thrones locations one second. I saw, I think I, it was the down in the, where the dragons were, okay. Where they had like the dragons in Game of Thrones. That was the only thing I saw. I didn't get to see the race. Oh, you didn't like go to Dubrovnik or see Kings landing or any of that. No, no, we didn't go. That's where you were. Yes. Okay. Yeah. It was, we went to like, um, Havar, we went to like, Coleshee or Colesis, something like that. Um, the weather was like pretty shuddy. So we had to like follow the good weather. That's what the captain was doing. We had a whole itinerary, but he was, he pretty much was like, Hey, guys, we're not going to be able to hit like what we planned. We pretty much are going to just follow the good weather as much as we possibly can, which we were all down for because one, one of the days, bro, one of the days it was so fucking rocky because of the weather. And we woke up and it was like this. It was nice. Everybody was getting sick. I think it was the day after like we had, I think one of the like our heavy party nights that we had on the boat. So everybody was super hungover. Everybody was sick. Everybody was fucking puking. People were throwing up. Yeah. There was like three people puking because it was like, I was fine with the rocky nest for some reason. I've been the only time where I can't do is when we're on a small boat and we're like out DC fishing. That's when I'll get sick. But on a big boat like that, I think I can like manage but all the glasses, all the glass, all the colors, you guys get scared at any point that I didn't. I think some people were afraid. Ilya is like tariff. I don't know why so terrified of like boats, but he, like he was so scared to even be on the boat. Like he didn't want to get on. It was really scary. But I get weird. I get weird dreams. I'm like, I'm on yachts too. Like it's, yeah, dreams. I would have nightmares of like the boat sinking or bad things happening. But like when I'm on it, I'm fine. But like it's like when you have like a, a nap on a plane, you have like this weird, you know, final destination plane dream or whatever. That's what I get when I sleep on boats. You know what? I get nightmares, but I don't get boat nightmares on. I didn't get any boat nightmares on the boat. It was all nightmares, but not anything now. I have anything to do with the boat. And even if I did fall asleep on a plane, I would never have like dreams or nightmares of the plane going down, which is crazy because that's like my fucking off year. But I've never had a dream of a plane going down ever. Me neither, which is really strange. You would think it would be the one thing on your mind. Oh my God. Dude, the day we, the day we came back, Ilya sent in a group, the Croatia group chat, a Croatian Airlines plane. No, it's getting off the runway. We're like, bro, no, dude, apart of me, wish it was I was on that plane because I know it would never happen again. Like you did, get it over with. Yeah, get it over with. Like if you're on a plane that skid off the runway, and it was a huge scare, but like everybody made it. The chances of you being in anything like that ever again is slim to fucking shit none. Like you are, you are set for life. I'd be so excited. We all got this and we're like, guys, an 11 month old plane. That was literally it was literally the day after we, we came back home. Look at that shit. Oh boy. That's crazy. Oh, hell no. What happened though? I don't know. Can you expand the tie? It may have been the weather because it was pretty windy. Getting in flying out for what I saw. It just said they had to abort the takeoff. And so they just basically slammed on the brakes, I guess. Kind of like our national. When we came for your bachelor party, it was fucking scary. Terrifying. So that's a thing where they just have to abort. Yeah. Lifting to the air. So they just have to because you got to stop before the end of it. No, well, not if you have a fast and furious. Now it's fucking hilarious. After 30 minutes, there's like, how long is this fucking runway? And how is it not in the area? I have like a little freak out on the plane coming back from mobile this past weekend. They said, the guy said, so we are about to land, but apparently there's been an emergency landing of another plane at LAX. So we have to like stall in the air for a little bit to let this other plane land, which everything went fine, but it was just the weirdest thing hearing it over the speakers because you're like, wait, wait, there's an emergency landing. Wait, what's happening? It was a little, there was a bit of confusion and like muttering along the plane. Sometimes I sometimes I hate having my own headphones on because I'll like miss and impart an announcement. And then you see people like moving their heads and like asking what you're just like, fuck, what did you just say? What did they miss? Yeah. But ignorance is bliss though. I didn't really want to ask. I'm good. So was that Croatia, anything else about Croatia? So yeah, the trip was amazing. We all had so much fun. I leave a day early because I was fine to Nashville. So I leave early. I get boated like two hours away from the boat to go back to split because that's where another boat picked you up from the boat. Yeah. I had to go on like a speed boat for a two hour ride to go back to the airport in split. And I get there and you know, I feel fine. It's like a 10 hour flight. I landed Newark because it's a connecting flight. I go from Newark to Nashville. I get off the plane and immediately my chest hurts so bad. Almost like, you know, when you eat something and you get like chest pain from it because it's like you eat like a something with greasy heavy. Yeah, something greasy, heavy and you get like a little chest and you're like, oh, I shouldn't have eaten that. Yeah, it started to feel like that. And then it was like, it went from a two to like a eight. And I was like, oh, my God, that hurts really bad. And I'm like still walking. I'm like, you know, I'm fine. Yeah. And then all of a sudden in 30 seconds, the pain completely radiates to my entire back. My entire back is thrown out, right? What? It was the craziest feeling. It was like I was lifting super fucking heavy and my entire back like,
like, like, throughout how long is this after the plane? You're in Newark right now. Yeah. Newark. I'm, um, this is, I think this is like six minutes into my, me walking off the plane, right? Okay. And I'm on my way to my next flight. It's, it's a three and a half hour on layover layover. And I give my check back to the next, to the next, like, security because I had to, like, take it from the carousel, give it to the next people to put it on the plane. And as soon as I gave it to him, I dropped to the floor. Like, the, the, the pain that it brought to my back dropped to the floor and I'm like, nobody came to me. They thought it was like, I think, I didn't like drop to the floor, but like, I kind of like kneeled down. And it looked like I was probably like, time I should at least do something else. On the ground, I was sitting there. I was like, oh my god. I really, I don't want it. Like, it hurt so bad where I was like, I don't want to get on this flight right now. Like, there's no way I could sit on this plane in this much pain. It was so confusing. It didn't make sense to me. And more of the pain at this moment is more in your back than the chest. Like, it's fully, now it's, now it's like, fucking 80% of it is on my back and 20% is on my chest. Okay. When you say back, like muscularily in your back or just like, like, I'm trying to let the pain. It felt, it felt like, yeah. Yeah. Like, it felt muscular. Like, it felt like I threw my back out really, really bad. Okay. But I wasn't working out. Like, it, it came out of nowhere. It didn't make sense. It's not like I lived in my bag in a certain way. Like, it was just, I was walking and it came out of nowhere. And then I'm like, right now, I'm like, limping. I'm limping to the next where my, my terminal is, which is far. And it's like a long, long, long hallway. With nobody like, no, there's no, no passengers, no staff, nothing. I'm walking and I'm limping. And I start to feel that I cannot breathe any like, like, I feel like my, like my breathing starts getting really heavy. And I'm like, not able to breathe. I'm not having a panic attack. I genuinely, just my breathing, I start, it starts getting really hard to breathe. You're interested in chest pain. Yeah. I, I check. Yeah. I, or, no, no, I just, no, now it's, it's tight. And I like, I'm having a hard time breathing. I literally say my symptoms. And it, all it says is go to the hospital. So, so I call my mom because I wasn't going to do that. Yeah, I call my mom. And I tell her all my symptoms. And she immediately goes, saying call 911. Like, that's all she says. And I was like, oh, fuck. And I'm like, mom, this is the worst fucking time right now. I'm in a layover literally in New York. And I really like this fucking sucks. The sucks. And so I, um, so I'm like, she's like, honey, run, I'm like, mom, there's no, there's no staff here. She's like, honey, just run to a staff member. I'm sitting there running. And this is a long as fuck guys. Like, I don't see anybody inside. I'm sitting there and I'm like running as fast I can with my back. And I noticed my, I start to see, like, my, I start to just like fade away. Like, I'm like, everything starts getting foggy. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, mom. I just, I feel like I'm starting to face. She's like, oh, she's like, she started crying. Stay with me. She started, she started, she's like, oh, fuck, honey, hurry, hurry. I can hear him when I'm free. I'm like, oh, fuck. That's literally a zero out of 10 bleed outs. Newer terminal just sucks. And in my head, I'm like, damn, is this really like how I'm going to go during a fucking layover? Did you, oh, did you try like getting water in this moment or anything? Where you like, Matt, I, there was nothing. It was, it was like a hallway. Okay. Okay. I'm just hallway. Yeah. There was nothing around. Yeah. I finally get to the end. And I see, like, the car rental services. And I turn and a giant fucking line, a line for every like rental spot. I'm just like, I, what am I to skip the fucking line? So I, I saw, I see one girl on the side where she's just like, she's not available, like at a register, but she's just there. I, I turn around. I, I pretty much cut to her and I put the phone and this is, I'm like, I'm losing her right now. I grab my phone. I'm like, and I throw my phone on the dust. I'm like, that's my mom on the phone, call 911. And they, they literally go into like, fucking, in like, go mom. That's good, though. And they, they immediately call, they pull up a chair for me. I'm sitting there. And I can't even talk to my mom anymore. Somebody else was talking to my mom. I like, I can't even hear anymore. They call it, they call the ambulance. I'm sitting there. I'm looking up the whole line is looking at me. I'm like, oh my god. This is so embarrassing. And they get there and like, fucking five, six minutes. They were, I think they, I think they always have probably paramount. Yeah, around the airport. And they get to me. They put me on a, they put me on a chair and there was no exit for where I was. So they had to wool me out through the whole fucking terminal. It was through back through. I was mortified. They brought me back up the elevator and then they got me out to the main terminal. And I see everybody looking at me and I see some people even recognizing it. I'm freaking that. There was a girl that looks like she was just like, like that. I'm just like saying. Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm just coming through. Thank you. Hi, she comes up. Honestly, I fucking wish she did. That was so funny. Yeah, I get wheeled out. I go into the ambulance. I'm in the truck. And I tell them exactly what, what I felt. And this is, and I know why they asked this, but my least favorite thing is when paramedics or anybody, they go, are you having a panic attack? Are you sure you're not having a panic attack? And I'm just like, guys, look, I've had panic attacks. This is not a fucking panic attack. Like, right. My chest isn't so much pain. My back got thrown out. A panic attack does not cause that. Also, if you were having a panic attack, you wouldn't, like you would know, I wouldn't know. I wouldn't be, I would sit on a chair and just like breathe it out. Yeah. But some people, I think when they get their first panic attack, they don't realize it could be a panic attack. But like, they just asking, are you sure it's not a panic attack to somebody that wouldn't know if it was a, like, it's, you're still not going to get anywhere. But I was very vocal with them about that it was not a panic attack. I've had many. And this is not it. I would never call the ambulance for a panic attack. And, and I remember, after all that time, they checked my vitals and everything. And I was good. My, like, my, are, when the, the fucking machine where they put it all in my body, uh-huh. My heart rate was good. There's another thing they checked. It was good. And are you guys in motion? Have you guys like, are you all driving to the hospital or are they still checking you out? Yeah, we're on. No, no, there were at the airport right now that we have not moved. Okay. Right. Because sometimes they have to suss you out before they're like, okay, let's go. Yes. And what's they were doing? And they, all my vitals were good. And they're looking at each other. And I could tell that they're looking at each other. Like, he's having a panic attack. And I'm just like, I'm like, guys, I promise you, it's like, uh, but like, it's not a panic attack. And, and the guy was like, okay, well, normally I would say you're good, but I feel like we should still take you to the hospital. And I was like, yeah, I was like, my flight isn't like two hours. Like, but yeah, I guess I, let's go to the hospital. So they take me to the hospital. And they checked me in and they, um, on the side note, this is when you post on, when you post onto your story, I'm like, because you have posted, I think it was close friends. Yeah. You were in the back of an ambulance. I'm like, where the fuck is he? The trees? The trees on like the side of the road. I'm like, that is not L.A. I was like, where the fuck on? It's true. It is where the fuck are you? Because I'm in you work in a layover. That's why it was so fucking random. And, um, uh, yeah, we get to the hospital. Yeah, we get to the hospital and some of the staff start to recognize you. They're like, oh, what the fuck are you doing? And the lady, the lady that, uh, that with me, she's like, wait, do you know her? I was like, no, she's like, what, what are, who are you? I was like, uh, oh, I, I make videos. And, and so now they're both the two P, the two paramedics are like, what, what kind of videos do you make? I go, oh, the videos I make, uh, I usually do bits on. And my bit is I do anything I can to try to get into a hospital. And they look at each other and I'm like, I'm just kidding. But you should have seen their fucking face. It was so good. They were like, oh, fuck, because it's not surprising. It's like, these YouTubers will do whatever they do, whatever. Um, uh, yeah, I get in. They take my, they take, uh, they take, uh, they do blood tests. Everything. I told them about my, uh, my esophagus member. I got a rupture in my esophagus from like three years ago from the transformation. So when I told them that, they're like, oh, they thought it might be that again. Okay, because it did feel like that. And it's like, oh, okay, the fact that you had a rupture in your esophagus, which is super rare. We should definitely get your esophagus in it all like the same test that I got from the endoscopy. So they did that test. They took, uh, they, uh, took my butt test. They did a few other tests after like a few hours. They came back and they said, so you have pancreatic. Whoa. I was like, I was like, what? I was like, what the fuck is that? There he still doesn't know. They're like, and they're like, well, what do you, what, what did you do this weekend? I was like, oh, I was like on a, on a boat trip pretty much, and they're like, okay, well, did you like, did, uh, how did you eat? Did, were you drinking every day? I was like, oh, I mean, I ate, I'm not gonna lie. I ate pretty bad the past five days. And bad as in like, because it was like chef-prepared food every day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the food was very like, you know, fatty salty. He said there was also desserts every day. It was desserts every meal had a dessert after. So I ate like really bad for like five, 60s straight like that. I've never eaten that bad consecutive like that every day when they told me like, [BLANK_AUDIO]
Yeah, that's why and with it and I drank wine every night, I would have like two, three glasses every night. They're like the drinking the wine, the smoking the cigarettes, eating like that. Your body can't handle it. Yeah. It just, it was just super, super inflamed. It was what I had was called a cute pancreas. Yeah. And so my pancreas was super, super inflamed. And literally the, um, the, the symptoms was exactly that chest pain radiates to your back completely and a trouble breathing, which I was so confused how nobody in the hospital, nobody could tell me that, oh, it's possibly a pancreatic when it was exact symptoms that I told them. Wait, so we, when did they fully diagnose you in how, after all the tests, yeah, if fascinating to me, how when doctors, they do all the tests, they go, it's from the pancreas. Like that's yeah, like they didn't even do a full body scan or anything of you. No, they, no, they did. They saw that, they saw that that my, um, that, that my test came where my pain, like this area was super inflamed. It was something like that. Okay. Got it. What I was so confused by was the symptoms that I had was exactly what, like, like, exactly spot on of what Google says. That is. They just got out of me. Yeah. So it's really like that to me was like, oh, I'm just surprised that like nobody could tell me, oh, it's possibly pancreatic. Let's get you tested. Did they tell you, did you say, oh, I had been partying and drinking a lot post pancreatic, the pancreatic pain, what am I saying? Pancreatic, pancreatic, pancreatitis, like diagnosis. I was, so I was really, I was, I was confused because I did not drink a lot on this boat trip. I actually did not, I, I drank a lot less than a normal, like, trip like that. I would. It was more the food that really fucked me over. And then along with the wine and the cigarettes, all that together was like a fucking awesome combo to fuck my pancreas up. But they were pretty, they didn't give me anything. No antibiotics or nothing. They were just like, you really have to watch out what you eat for the past for the next two weeks, like, you know, fatty foods, nothing fried. And that's some old fucking camp, camp type. Yeah. Your grandma, his grandma has pancreas right now. My grandma just got pancreatitis. Like, whoa, my mom told me that. She's like, oh, my honey, grandma actually just got pancreatitis. I'm like, so it's, it's fucking, it's an RG. Yeah, it runs in my, my fucking grandma gave me that shit. Thanks, grandma. But um, so they, they prescribe you anything. They just say, no, they were just like, you have to watch out what you eat. So we got back, we immediately went to, with the Swig and got ourselves some sodas. We had Zane, Zane. And then he's like, hey, let me get a cookie. He got the cookies. And I look at him like, he ate it really slow. Yeah. He, I'm like, he, this cookie could lay me back into the hospital. And so I took it, and I ate it really slow, thinking that that was good. Because when you eat it like a nibbles, and you like swallow it and like, you, you take rest, it's like stomach at one time. Yeah. I feel like it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Time out a little back to the ambulance, the whole hospital visit. What was the bill? Exactly. I haven't seen it yet. But I'm so curious what it's going to be. I think it takes a few days to, yeah, you'll probably give it like a couple weeks. But you know, Matt, I'm going to ask for the fucking shit. I demise. Uh-huh. Yes. I want to see line by line ambulance charging me from the airport to the hospital. It's probably going to be a lot. No, the hospital is right there. Still. They have like an airport. They don't charge me extra because it's an airport. At least at least 10 grand. No, I thought that's all ambulance rides are like 10 grand. Yeah. I got good health insurance. Zane told you that on the spot. He'd be like, "I'm good." I'm going to play over, actually. Oh, when you were in the hospital, did you notify heat? Hey, I'm missing my flight. Yeah. I'm in the hospital. Yeah. You were aware. Okay. Okay. I told them. I told them. I told them. I told them. So I sent a picture of me in the ambulance. This one looks real. They thought it was AI. So nobody, nobody, um, took it seriously. Nobody took it seriously. And like in my head, I was like, damn, I'm surprised. Nobody's asking like, what's wrong with nothing? And so they thought it was AI. Ilya calls me and he sees I'm in the hospital. He's like, Oh, my God. Guys, it's not AI. Everybody thought it was AI. I mean the fucking hospital. Like, damn, AI is getting real good. But it took so long for me to get my results because I was in there. I was in there for three hours. Luckily, my layover kept getting delayed. So I was looking. I was like, Oh, I might be able to make my flight. And I kept asking, Hey, guys, do you think you can just charge me? Like, I want to make my flight, but I didn't get the results yet. And they're like, Oh, no, we suggest that you stay. And I was like, I really don't want to be in the fucking hospital overnight. Like, because I didn't even get a room. It was a curtain. I was in the middle. It looked like the pit. You know the movie or the show, the pit. Um, familiar with it. Yeah. It literally looked like the pit. It was like in a giant circle. All the beds were like all face in each other. Yeah. Did you have like bunk mates where there are other people in the room with you? No, no, there were, but there were work curtains in between all the, all the bunks. They don't make the hospitals look as nice as like the shows do. It's real like, it's actually real run down and shit, but they just charged me and I wasn't, I wasn't able to make my flight. So I had to get the, I had to book a hotel airport. The airport, the airport attached to the hotel. Yep. Yeah. Was it nice though? No, it was. No, no, I, I, I, I barely got any sleep. You go back to the hospital, spend the night. Yeah. By the way, I asked him like, Hey, can I just like stay here? They said, no, you can't, you can't stay here. Unfortunately, once, because once they just charge you, like, you're not allowed to, like, it's going to be 10 grand to stay overnight. He's like, fuck it. Did you keep like all your little wristband or like, do they give you any, any souvenirs? No, I didn't get any souvenirs. Unfortunately, but I did leave my charger, which pissed me the fuck off. Oh, that's us. And I buy a new charger. Oh, did they say, how long it takes for your pancreas to recover and like, mom be inflamed. Yeah. They said about like just, it doesn't like recover. It just like the inflammation goes down. Right. Right. So day by day, I think in the span of like two weeks. Okay. I just need to watch out. And I've done a pretty shitty job the first couple days. Because what we had, we had possible ballonets today. We had ice cream. What the fuck am I doing? I was saying, like, why do I do that? I go into fucking insane. I just was in the hospital for a pancreas. And I come out and I'm just like, I have no fucking strength. Jenny's ice cream. But you know what? It doesn't fucking help that heatham or I don't fucking do anything. They're just like, let's get ice cream. It would be better. And just be like, let's just go home. Enough with the self sabotage. It's always somebody else. No, but like, you know what? You guys like you guys encourage it. That's what you guys enable. And you encourage it. Like you saw me excited for the ice cream. And you're and you didn't say nothing. You're just like, you're excited. What flavor are you getting? It's you know why? Because you don't want to come. You don't want to send me back to the hospital. You want to come with me. Yeah. And you want to come with you. You want to be there. You like a good story. Um, Jared did pull up some ambulance ride clarification. Because I don't want people in the comments being like, Matt, so stupid thought it was 10 grand. Okay. An ambulance, you ride typically costs between 500 and $2,500 out of pocket without insurance. Okay. Oh, you see? So with insurance, it's not that bad. Because yeah, I've always been like, why would they charge so much for an ambulance? I recently just saw a video of a guy explaining why he doesn't have health insurance. And he spent a few days in the hospital, racked up like $24,000 worth of charges, but he doesn't have health insurance. And so the hospital offered him a $22,000 discount. So his, like, his, it was cheaper to be without insurance, do it at a pocket. Yeah. To be with insurance and have to pay. Yeah, it's stupid. But don't do that. Don't do that to the people that have health insurance. He just got lucky. It's like, it's not necessarily a luck. I mean, kind of, it is a luck thing. But, but yeah, it was just like, he's like, normally the plan that I was on, costed me like $800 a month. So throughout the course of the year, I'd be at like 10 grand paying, you know, for it versus now I'm at two. And I've only been. Then you got to pay your deductible. You got a fucking love health insurance. You pay $800 a month. And when you finally need it, you get something really bad happens. They only cover half. What do you mean? I paid $800 for the past a month for the past fucking eight years. And you're saying that you can only cover two grand. Yeah. Where'd all that money go? Yeah. Where is it? That should be paying for other people's health insurance. Doesn't that help? Fucking scams. Fucking scams. If it wasn't a scam, they wouldn't make money and they wouldn't do it. That's true. You got, you know, you got to give it to them. They're hustlers. They're just trying to make, they're trying to make the bread. You're trying to make money, you know. But yeah, that's, that's pretty, that was pretty much, that was pretty much my, my last week. Would you go back? Yeah. Because we didn't do a lot of like Croatia stuff. We were on the boat for like 95% of the time. Right. I think, yeah. I think Croatia was Todd's favorite place. Todd loves Croatia. I do know that Todd does really enjoy Croatia. I enjoyed it so much. I think it has such a Mediterranean vibe. It's Italy, but sometimes it's so, what's the word? I would say it's like too popular, but it's also so many tourists. It's so busy. Croatia's off the beat. Yeah, but you get that Mediterranean vibe out there. The rocks, the water, everything. It was, it was really nice to be able to go to like local areas, like not touristy areas, just to walk around and just you see people like walking their, walking their dogs in the park, and it's just like no, no other tourists is there. That was really cool. Yeah, it was really, and it's cheaper too. Like when you guys were like on a yacht, when we were there, We booked a book.
boat. We did it one day and we did it the next day because we loved it so much and it wasn't that expensive too. Like compared to Italy, like there's so much demand of people who want to get their boats and stuff. It's pricier. Croatia's just a little bit more lax and easy going with it so. Looks so pretty. Yeah. It was, it was, it was, it was really, really pretty. But like, I'm going again next month for, back to Croatia. Yeah. I'm going to, for my friends wedding. Wait, Kuski, Matt Kuski. No, I did not get invited. I'm happy for him. He's getting, he's getting, he's getting married next month and he's getting married in Italy and then like after, like the after party is another trip. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's like a whole week thing. That's awesome. I know it's, yeah, it's, it's, um, it's gonna be fun. Mogulie Dolby. I just like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it because I'm I going to get fucking pink realities again. Take it easy, Zane. Take it easy. But I, the thing is that I did take it easy on the boat. How many six were you smoking? How many six were you smoking Zane? I had like two cigarettes a day. Oh, that's not even that bad. Those are, those are rookie numbers. There were the thin cigarettes. They were like the skinny Virginia slims. The Virginia slims. The Virginia slims took you out who I know. I know. I'm talking insane. I'm a shame. Maybe, you know, maybe it was like the rocking. Maybe like you're rocking in the boat. My body was like, it was like disbumbulated and like, your pancreas was just bouncing off the, maybe, was Elliott? Were you working out on the boat? Was Elliott making you? I worked, I know. I worked out once. I worked out once in the boat. Maybe you, yeah, yesterday. I just didn't feel like it. Yeah. Oh, but Matt, you would have loved Tatiana. They're, they're, she was like the main, she was the head of all the staff. Oh, yeah. Tatiana, you would have loved. She was running shit. She was just like, I just show you a video of her and you would know exactly the person she was. Yes. Just like the head of the crew. Just hard dancing. You know exactly when she was. Yeah. Yeah. So funny. It's really, it's like, you honestly, it's like a girl version of Matt. Oh, you think so? Yeah. She was tall, had short hair just. She was dancing with you guys. One of the crew members. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. That's really great though. They're so awesome. Being like, being a yachtie, like someone who like works on those big boats is such a skill. I mean, it's like similar to working on a hotel, but you're working in a very like more confined space. So you know, like, you, you always want to be in sight, but never seen. You always want to be like in reach, but never like in someone else's space. Like they have like that whole, I don't know, demeanor is like, it's such a skill, especially on a boat. I know there are so many other things. I just, I just genuinely forgot. We played imposter for like majority of the trip and posture every single day during dinner, during a break, during when we are out walking around, we were just constantly playing imposter and playing with 13 people. It's a lot of fun. Oh, 13 people. Yeah. And we would do two imposter's and then posters knew each I knew that they're all imposter like, or they were that together, like they were a team. That was a lot. Oh, I feel like 13 people. I could figure it out easy. What did you switch up the rotation every time you'd be surprised? It's tough. Because we all started getting really good. Like everybody started getting really good. We had the only version that was fucking terrible was John. He's so bad at the game. Like every time I got to him, he would just say a word that's way too close. Or when he's imposter, he would get really lucky and say a word super fucking close to the word. And we don't know if he's like just like sucking as a, as a faithful or is we just, it was just such a wild car. And he made playing the game so fucking fun. But you need that. That makes it exciting. The word would be blanket. And his word would be fuzzy. Oh, yeah. Or like there's another one where it's like a pancake pancake. He would be like nonstick. Oh, no, but it's not good. Those words are too close. You're saying it's too close to the word. We wouldn't be bad enough. But like you're not giving it away to the people who are the imposters. Matt, we would get so creative with it where it'd be damn near fucking impossible if you were imposter. The one you told me about with the glazed where you said donut. Yeah. What was that one? Oh, it was the word was glazed ham. This wasn't very creative. But the word was glazed ham. And John was imposter. Naveen goes Muslim, which was kind of a kind of a giveaway because just because you mean you have to go by the people saying it too. Because when when somebody, when somebody specific says a word, you got to think how they're thinking of the word, right? So Naveen said Muslim. I said glazed or I said donut. And John goes pork. And we all look at each other like fucking a way to ruin the game, John, but he was imposter. Oh, yeah. And he just said a random word. And he kept going around and we just could not figure out who the fuck it was. Right. But it was John the whole time. We just thought he just thought it was just being like too obvious. Yeah. I like that. I like that game because it's traders ask that it's light. I hate the game mafia when people want it, which is basically like traders. But when people play that game at parties, I fucking hate it. I really do want to get killed immediately because I'm too vocal to people get. Do people get really like aggressive with a game? Um, it's just some people are drunk and like I can't read them. People start teaming up. And it's just I've never been like in a good environment. Yeah, it gets toxic. I've never been like in a good environment where I feel like connected with like the game playing. And there's all these fucking rules where like someone is like the mayor or there's someone's a police officer. They aren't like the the mafia. They're like these other roles. And that's really fucking confusing. And it takes like a whole hour. That's too difficult. That's why imposter is good. It's just like one one and done. What's the word? Everybody knows about one. But when we play imposter Matt, it gets fucking toxic. Aggressive. We're screaming at each other. Matt, we are screaming. People are crying. No, no, no, there was like, there was a point where like no, no, no, no, Georgia was like literally like getting like just like just started tearing up because we get so into the game. It's, but it's so fun. And because we're because we're all constantly screaming at each other. People are people get really good. Okay. Because they don't want to let the team down because they know we're all they don't want to get attacked by you. Yeah, they don't want to get attacked. And the people doing the screaming is me and David because me and David really get. How do you determine like how many rounds does it take to like figure out the imposter? Like well, I think we'll do two rounds. I think after two rounds, we start to like and it's a group vote like on how many people we all try to we all try to like do a group vote. Because some people will have like different guests on different people. But we all get to go we're like, okay, who do we think is most likely? And then we'll all go, we ready? And then we all point at the person that we think there should be a consequence. If you guess wrong on the imposter, you're out like or well, I guess if it's well, then some people though you already have singled out the imposter. Yeah. So actually, no, that doesn't, doesn't work. But I wish there was like an elimination. We played some sort of spin. Yeah. You almost need like a moderator who knows thousands of dollars on the line. It's insane. We played like you played money. No, I'm saying we play like you know, they always try to like we have thousands on the line. But dude, we're doing like dude, a round will go for 30 minutes and we're screaming. Who I if you lose, you get thrown off the. No, no, it's crazy. Overboard, but it's so exhilarate. I'll go. Dude, I was going to bed every night with a headache with a raging headache. Maybe maybe it's stressed you out so much, you're pancreas almost burned. Dude, one of that one is one of that like one of the causes is stress. Maybe propzane. It probably was. That's crazy. No more imposter for you. Okay. So it's a mix of all three of the anemposter. Yeah. Oh, you know, because I think your body is so confused because I know how I can tend to get even if it is a game. And I feel like your body's just like, wait, wait, is it is this like a really freaking out right now? But you're not like you know what else? I think this was, I think this was the cherry on top. This I completely forgot that I had this. I right before I went to sleep, you know those giant Cadbury purple chocolate bars. Yeah. Okay. Do you know the ones I'm talking about that? That's like this big. Yeah. You did not eat the whole thing. Okay. You'll see it a lot at airports like at terminals. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. So I got the one where it was like it was a collaboration with Oreo. Oh, same. So I got it for everybody. So I got like some gummies and I got that for everybody. So I so we get in everybody's eating all the gummies and stuff. You know, but nobody touches the Cadbury the chocolate. And so you know, I bring it back to my room and it's sitting on my bedside and then I look over and I was like, oh my god, you look real good right now. I open it. I get one I eat one row and one row is a lot. It's it's heavy. See equivalent of like it's own bar. Yeah. I eat the whole thing like, woo, that was a lot. And I'm sitting there five minutes later break off. And I get through that whole entire thing in seven minutes. I looked at my I mean, seven minutes. I eat the whole thing. I remember waking up the next day and I felt like shit. I didn't feel like I had a pancreas, but I felt like shit. I have a feeling that also like on top of the week, put me in the hospital. I'll do it. Dude, I think anybody eating that entire bar will put them in the hospital. That's what the calories on that. Can we see the back of the bag? Oh my god. Yeah. Dude, actually, let's pull that up. The big one though. It was the big one. 672 calories. The giant Cadbury. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was not 692 calories. 120 grams, small. That's small. There's a 300 gram big taste bars. Okay, let me pull up the 300 grams one. Oh,
Oh, Zane. Oh, Zane. No, no, no, no. Is that a 16 hundred calories or do my eyes deceive me? There's no way I only had that many calories. I, I think it was more than that. For one, one bar, seven minutes, that's almost a full days worth of calories. Yeah, Zane. Oh, why, I guess, how much fat? That's per hundred grams. So it would be three times that three times the about a hundred little over. Wow. Oh, well, at least I got 15 grams of protein and 140 grams of sugar in a hospital visit. You know, like, 24 hours later, if you think about it, though, like if, like, if my grandma fucking ate that entire bar, it would take her out, like, genuinely, it would take her out. So that, I, that had to, you know what, that was it. That bar was it, for sure, because I did not feel good the next day. I think that was like the, the, the down, the downfall. Cadbury. It'll bury you. But Cadbury, hey, Cadbury sponsor me. I mean, that, that's how much I love your talk. I ate the whole goddamn bar. If we need a hospital, I had, I had gone pancreitis for you. This won't even let me choose the full 300 grams as a serving size. I have a fucking problem. It's okay. We learned our lesson. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah. It's like, when you're out there, it's tough in the middle of the ocean. It gets lonely. It gets lonely. Johani, you hungry. You know, you just want, you just want to have fun. And that Cadbury devil sitting on the counter. It's all I knew. Oh, I woke up chocolate all over about, we weren't supposed to eat in our rooms. Chocolate all over my bed. Dude, I literally had to make it look like I, like, pooped in my bed, just so I didn't get in trouble. Dude, I remember we're out one day. Oh, we went to, because we went to this day club. We thought like in our head, we thought we were, there was like this day club in Havar and we're like, oh, it's gonna be so much fun. It wasn't the time of the year. We were out there. We were the only ones at this day club. We just get back on the boat. Yeah. All it was at this day club. And we're just like, fuck it. Let's just drink. And we got, we got so fucking hammered. Really? We got so hammered. Who got the drunkest? I think David, I think David. Okay, David, he's been on one ever ever since Disney. He's been on one. I don't think I've ever seen David like drunk drunk. Oh, dude, dude, he gets, is he nice? He's very sweet. He's actually very nice. I told him, I was like, I wish you were drunk every day. So you'd be nice, all of us. But no, it was, it was, it was really fun though. It was, dude, when everybody is like equally hammered like that, it's just, just good vibes. Yeah. Good vibes all around. All in it together. You don't want, you don't want a cranky drunk. I hate a cranky drunk. A friend who just like, they just are guys. Yeah, they turn it into just like the worst personality. They're just like, it's just shut up. Man, you're like, don't tell me to fucking shut up. We're drinking right now. But you know what? I respect people that don't drink because they know they, they're bad drunks. I respect it. It's self-aware. People that acknowledge the fact that they get. Yeah, they're like aggressive. I don't drink. I'm sober. I'm just not fun when I'm drunk. Like, wow, respect that. Also, I don't like people who are too loud when they're drunk too. Depends on the place. Well, I guess, yeah, yeah, it depends on the place. If we are in a cocktail lounge and there is like a little jazz quartet next to us, keep your voice to just. Well, I'm here. I'm not, you're not going to see me at a jazz quartet if I'm drunk, bitch. I'm going to be out and about. Yeah, right. No, but sometimes you'll find yourself in a cocktail bar, you know, there's sure places. I'm not going to want to be in there for a long time. Right. Restaurants, too. Sometimes you get a little loud. I guess saying you can't get a little loud, but I feel like we're close enough where I'd be like, just turn it down. Like, the older I get, the more I love dinner, like going out to dinner and just staying there and drinking and just like staying there for the night. Like, that's the night. Staying at that table for dinner and just service is good. If the service is good, I don't want to have to be waiting for a drink. If it's too busy, let's go to a bar. I want to be able to walk up to that bar and be like, big beer. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't remember last time I went to a bar. Well, Croatia, but like before that. Oh, come out with me, man. I'm at bars every weekend, man. Oh, really? You go out every weekend. Yeah. Most of the time. That's crazy. Yeah. I know. I go out maybe every like three weekends. It depends. But sometimes I always on the phone. I was on the phone. I was on the phone with my accountant and we were and I put him on speaker and I normally don't put him on speaker when we're going through like, you know, statements and all that. And I just put him on speaker. I was like, Hey, Heath is next to me, you know, just letting you know, because he doesn't like to be on speaker when there's people around. But it's Heath. So you trust, you trust him and I was like, all right, let's go through my statements just to any goes. All right. So what's the first one for $300? What's sunset? I was like, I don't know what that is. He's like, it was for April 5th. I was like, I definitely was not out. I was with my mom at the, because she was doing like in the recovery center. I was like, no, I was definitely with my mom. I don't know what that is. And Heath is right next to me. He's like doing something on his computer. And he goes, like, let me look this up. Sunset. Oh, let's see. Zane, it's the body shot. I was like, oh, I don't know, I heard it. Tony was like, me sitting there next to like, I didn't. I'm so in bed. And it's like embarrassing because like, you know, you, you don't want like your, your friends that like, you know, are starting to fan. They got kids now. They're like, they're hoping you're hoping that you're becoming a better person. And the first fucking line on my statement is body shop. You found yourself at the body shop in April. It was, well, it was a big, it was a big group of us. And it was a late night. And we were just, we were like, oh, let's go to the strip club. Why not? And, but it didn't sound too good when it was just like, it sounded good enough where you got cash there. You clearly pulled out. Did you, yeah, you, you ATM withdrawal like $300, but he goes, it wasn't me. I got to talk to Natalie about that. I completely lied because, you know, I was embarrassed. Natalie probably, Natalie probably took it out. Yeah. I was like, I blamed it all on Natalie's like, oh, I think Natalie had my card on her or something. They don't even serve alcohol and body shop, right? Oh, no. No. Yeah. Exactly. It is a joy, which to me is just like, to me, that's like kind of creepy. It's like, oh, you're just going to go there like sober because you're a fucking creep. Like, it makes sense if you're drunk and you go to the strip club, I was like, yeah. Right. Tata Bills was like, there's something, there's something innocent about that. Right. But one, but like when you're so, like sitting there just drinking a show. We're going, it's like, yeah, sad. Like you're just trying to get a fix. You're in there for one thing. Yeah. Cause I always thought about body shop where it's like, oh, that'd be fun just to go in there and get drinks and see a show. Yeah. But it's like, but then you realize, oh, no, you can't get beer or anything in there. Like, so it's like, oh, I get why they don't do it because I feel like they don't want people getting more and more fucked up. They're touching the girls more and I get that. But there's other strip clubs that do sell plenty of liquor. Cause remember, we would go to that one place with like, sauce and Matthew. This was way back when I was like single. We would go to that place with sauce and go in and get like, which one, which one, the same. Girl's girls girls or something like that. It was something girls. We girls girls girls. I say and I had to have been with you. I think that's I think that's the one that body shops says girls girls. Well, all strip clubs say girls girls girls. Exactly. Exactly. But this one I think is called girls girls, girls. It's called Hollywood girls. We just want to we just want to feel like we're in a euphoria episode. Careful looking at up, Jared. There's so many. Matt used to love the day, Javu. I've never been to a day. That's the one he was fuck with seven. Crazy girls. Maybe it was crazy girls. Yeah. That guess that I think that sounds right. It was crazy girls. That's right. What did the reviews say? Let's I don't think strip clubs have ever have good reviews. Great place. All just guys are pissed as fuck when they, you know, when they great, great prime rib sandwich. Thirty dollars to get in. Can't touch the girls. Girls can't sit on my lap. Twenty dollars to drink out of Dixie cups. No food. Priorities all messed up. That's so insane. That's so insane where you're just like one star. The girls wouldn't let me touch them. Yeah. I paid for a 10 minute dance and got kicked out after one minute. My friend and paper is drink. My friend didn't get kicked out just me horrible club. Don't ever go here. I don't know. This is so weird to even talk about. What? Share it. We all we were all at a strip club one time. I think it was in Vegas. It was like a big weekend. It was a big group of us. We went to a strip club in Vegas and we were at our table and one of the girls, it's so crazy. Every like when this happens, one of the girls go, oh my god. I'm a patron. Subscribe. Don't worry. This one's on me. Thanks cousin. Oh man. I'm always fascinated with strip clubs like the people who go there like or I'm curious how often are you coming here? Yeah. I remember that a lot. Where you're a regular. Right. Here comes Steve again. Yeah. Like how much money some people are just putting in to just the strip joint. And then like how long are you there? Like do they have a strategy of like guys who are just regular strip club attendees where they go, I'm going in with just 200. I'm going to just do $20 for this dance. I'm going to wait for Sabrina to come out and then I'm going to do 20. Like at that point, if you're such a regular, you're falling in love with some of these girls. I think they do. in love, I think after that by the seventh time, you're just like, oh, like, I feel like if you're not going to, they're not going to go on a date with you, you're just wasting your time and money. Right. And it's so erotic. I mean, go home and like, Google that. What do you? Yeah. Save your money. Yeah. They're just like, yeah, those are boobs. Do you remember that one time, Zane? I'm not going to say this city and I'm not going to say the brand, but we went, we were in a city with some brand. And the guy who was like the owner of the company, high up at the company, took us to treat us out to dinner and we're drinking, and we're like, this is so much fun. Thank you so much for having us here. This is great. And he goes, y'all want to go to this strip club and we're like, what? Like this guy was high up at the company and takes super high professional, the most unprofessional thing ever. But I was like, I was just looking for a business expense. Yeah. And the other Patricia was there too. Yeah, we all went and then we were like, this is fucking crazy. This guy doing this on his own dime on a work trip and it's crazy because nobody, nobody wanted to, nobody wanted to go. No, no, but we were just like, I mean, you're treating, yeah, we didn't want to go, but we like wanted to see it through. Does that make sense? He just didn't want to be alone. I guess so. And then he got fired like that next like two weeks after we followed up with one of the girls because we were like, that was pretty crazy. She goes, yeah, no, he shouldn't have done that and ended up getting crazy shit. Literally me if I worked. Hey, what are you guys doing? That's not, that's not me. That's not me. Like, why did I do that? Like, why am I doing that? Oh, that's me. No, it's not. No, it's not. I was like, you have a wife and kids at home. Like he was like talking about over meeting him is like, oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids at home. Bob, Bob, Bob. This is great. Yeah. Yeah. That should be. But I'll respect this. But I'll respect it. I'll respect it. I'll respect it. I'll respect it. No. You've every right. Wait, speaking of stripping, you have to see this new girl that's like running for office. I forget exactly what, but just listen to this, twerking her way to the polls. At least that's the hope for a local want to be politician. Her TikTok videos might make you blush, but they're gaining some serious traction tonight. Matt, you're going to die. I am an ethical person. What? I think that twerking is going to get people to the polls, pardon the pun. Oh, I know. Um, yeah, honestly, like I said, men are kind of, we all know how they are. Look at the men that are in power now. Congressional hopeful, Shelley Campbell says sex sells twerking for your vote in the 13th district. Oh my. I don't do only fans like everybody just keep saying I was just having fun. You know, I'm young and I'm taking advantage of social media. She says she's got booty and brains, a lot of hot and Bob too and former line worker. Now making cheeks blush across TikTok and in attempt to clench votes. One of the videos surface said, uh, I'm a, I'm a great would you know what if you saw one? Yeah. And all that they were calling me so I just like to be sarcastic. And if you're going to call me names, I'm going to make you feel awkward for doing so like I'm just going to dish it back because why do you think you can talk to me like that? You know, I'm her opponent and coming. Oh my God. Those campaign strategies, let's say more traditional, what's your thoughts on him? Um, I just want younger people in office and he's a millionaire. So I don't have that and he does. So it's very hard for him to relate to the people doubling down on the critics with more posts to come. Can we expect more, uh, maybe controversial videos from your TikTok? Yeah. Oh yeah. Of course. I have to keep it going a little bit like real with it though. I know that I, you got to respect it. She's keeping it real. She's twerking away to the polls. That's her, that's her thing. Honestly, I, I'm, I might run, I might run for office and twerk my way to the polls. I'm just disappointed. Have you seen a guy do it? I could be the first guy to do it. Let's go. Marco Washington, Mark, Marco twerking is twerking his way up to the polls. I'm just so disappointed in this 13th congressional district of, uh, Detroit. That's your candidate. So that's it. That's like, I like what? That's her opponent. Matt, I swear to God, I thought it was a, I thought it was like a skit. Yeah. We're watching and then looking at the, the fucking verified news. I was like, that's insane. But also, I can, I can see her doing this as a giant fucking prank, like a giant joke, like, like telling all of her friends, no, guys, look, I mean, like, just see if I can, if I can get to like the final phase of the court, I feel like she had old videos up on TikTok or something like before running and people started like talking about it, bringing it up. And she just had to go all in, you know? Yeah. Well, she can't like what she needs to apologize for it. Right. Well, what about these old videos of you, but yeah, I'll do it right now because I mean, there's nothing wrong. Like there's nothing wrong with twerking, right? No, I'm sure every, I'm sure every candidate has twerked at least once and that you know, you know, it's like, she's just, she's, she's open, she's, she's being vulnerable. And that's how you know, she's going to be honest. You know what? She has my vote. I'm going to fly it to Detroit and vote for her. It's not my vote. Not mine though. Not mine. I just can't believe her, you know, opponent. It's my cut with that hair. That was a two pay, right? For sure. Yeah. That has to be a wig. That is like, I can't. It's too good. It's too good. Cause it cuts. She's outrageous. And then it cuts to just just that cut to him was perfect. I want to see that debate. Oh, yeah. I want to say, because you know she's twerking. At that debate. You know she's getting out there introducing, and then she's just like, hey, yeah, what's her walk out song for the debate? Is she trying to? Booty, booty, booty, booty, rock it everyone up. It seems like just like a ploy to like get only fan subscribers. Like this is a publicity. She does. I'm getting. But she says she doesn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so curious how that will play out. We need to follow up once the votes are in on how that. Yeah. That'd be crazy. Like it's crazy that one of us is going to win. You know where girlfriends are just like, girl, it worked. Girl, I can't believe you're about to be fucking dead. You're about to be made. Yeah. That happens all the time. You sometimes that happens in like student government elections too. There'd be like a joke candidate, someone from like the travesty or comedians and just run like a parody campaign and then win people over because people are like, fuck it. That's funny. Like, you know what? Yeah. I want to be entertained. Like California, they got mayor bass and they got mayor ass over there in this country. I'm so curious to see how it's going to play out for LA with Spencer Pratt. Yeah. I know. I feel like that happened out of nowhere. I mean, he's running a very loud, great campaign, I think in terms of getting people amped about him in his platform, but like, I don't know. I still struggle with it because I don't know if he has it like in him. I just, can we stop electing fucking TV stars? Is that a thing? Like, what's crazy is because Heath and I have followed Spencer Pratt for a year because we followed him after we did that laughing yoga video with him for MTV. Like, fucking eight, nine years ago. So we've always followed him and I didn't really notice the post. I remember him posting about when the fires happened. Yeah. Like, a lot. He, like, everybody was posting about it was super sad because he lost his homes and, you know, it was just super, super fucked up. And then down the line, like a year's later, he started posting about it again. And I just never thought twice about it. Like, and it was videos wasn't getting tracked. I just remember it was just like doing normal, like normal engagement, whatever, but I wasn't really looking at it. And then just like recently, I just started, I started seeing him on like popping up more and I was like, wait, wait, he's running from it. And I look at his, but I go to his page, his, his posts are doing so well. I'm like, oh my God. Right. This is how did I not notice this campaign videos? Yeah. And I can't believe I didn't notice it on my feet. Yeah. The shit was like blowing up. I was like, oh my, I cannot believe laughing yoga man is about to, I mean, his part is truly in it. Like, I completely get it. But I mean, it takes a lot to run a city and Los Angeles, especially. I know you had a crystal business before, and I do, and like, my heart goes out to him, and I can't losing your home. And I feel like that's been an entire mess. But it's just, I don't know if he mentally can handle the pressure of it. Like, I know, I don't know. I genuinely don't know when, when is that June 2nd, 3rd, that's like voting day. I mean, I have a picture. We accidentally are mail-in ballots. We accidentally threw away the envelope you put in the mail-in ballots. So we have to go vote on voting day. Which everyone should go vote. It's your civic duty. Just vote. That's just vote. Just vote. Just vote. Just vote. Just vote. But you know what? Who I'm voting for? Everybody sucks. I'm voting for Nina. I'm voting for Nina. Who's that? Nina. Nina. Just vote. Just vote. By the way, I fucking hated how they treated her in that video. I know, but she was a little loud, a little, a little. I know she was a little loud, but like, they treated her like shit, and I, you know, I stand by her. Yeah. I still keep up with Nina. Little fish. Not goldfish girl. Fish girl. Whatever her name is. She's cool.
What colors are here? It's like two Kashi six nine. It's like. Oh, it's like eight different colors. Yeah, that's what fish girl fish girl That's her name. Yeah, little Takashi got some blue going on Little pop you know for the teen boge party. I love y'all know that I love Debbie Ryan clips. We just filled Zane in on it earlier. It's just showed me at yesterday. It's so good Every time somebody says the word blue or just something that could relate Mariah and I will just got some blue You guys say that every time you change this diaper because it's diaper every time you pee there's a blue line in the middle to show that we're like People were saying that during the winter Olympics like the skiers they would go down Yes, and there was a little blue line and everyone's like oh looks like this slope needs a diaper change And I'm like, what does that mean? I don't get it. All these people are agreeing with it But yeah, it's the diaper that blue line a little blue going on Some blue going like a little edge a little pop You know something something something real cool for the teen party. Do you guys like Debbie Ryan clips? I do. There's one What's the one she's like I want to change the world she was I went in and talked to the president of Disney and said I want to make history I think that one's worse the other ones are innocent, but that one is bad So like I was at the we want we want to change the world just like I was at the salt and sea just eating cheeseburgers by the beach and then now I'm here I've lived a lot of lives today I don't think I've ever seen I can't believe she's married to fucking that Josh from 21 pile. Yeah, it's so random She won't at the end of the day Debbie Ryan is Debbie Ryan like she's kind of won me over She was like Grinchy as a teen, but she owns it when they did her little Like hey AD welcome to my home. She purposely bites her lip like when they open the door like she Yeah, yeah, she's cool kind of looks like you. I got stopped at Target somebody thought I was oh yeah, I forgot Are you I'm like? Yeah, I think you're I think you're from 21 pilots. I was like no. I think you're more talented than him. Thank you Those mortifying. Oh, when you were talking about going through the airport and everybody Like when you collapse and like nobody was helping you. Yeah, it reminded me of this thing that literally just happened a couple days ago this guy Basically got trapped and like stuck in an escalator I saw that video. Oh my god the amount of people that looked at him and walked away and walked away made me Sick I like I don't I don't understand how that many people walked by him. Where was this in a merit? Was this in our country? I think it was a subway. It was a subway in in Massachusetts. Yes. I believe yeah, it was like the Boston, Massachusetts area But yeah for the people Listening the guy gets he's going down an escalator and he trips and falls at the end and looks like he's passed out and people walk by him But what they didn't also realize too is that his clothes ended up getting caught In the escalator Completely restricting like his ability to breathe and he dies That's multiple people walk by and did nothing and what's even more alarming There's a damn stop button at the bottom of those escalators that can instantly like you can stop the whole thing People were saying is there one on every escalator? I believe there was one at least on this I watched the news segment about it and that's what they were like really frustrated upset that just yeah no one did anything Um the guy I believe though did have like mental disabilities I'm not saying that makes it any you know less severe anything But I just want to give like fully context maybe he also wasn't fully able to communicate or had the demeanor of like Hey, like someone help me like what really what really pissed me off was that okay everybody else Maybe they saw them. They're like oh is but like you know Whatever they walk by but that one guy that saw the fall And saw he was stuck there and still love get it is insane to me. Yeah, what is that phenomenon called Um, oh, they were saying in the comments um The stand by or what is it yeah, it's not in the comments if you go to the comments It's literally like one of the top comments that bystanders bystander theory That's why I was like stand by what is bystander theory just like people Just bystand something thinking someone else is going to handle it. It's just like this Syndrome we as like humans have it's like well, I'm like I do it someone else is gonna handle that Or like you know you see trash on the street like I'm not gonna pick that up someone else is gonna pick it up Yeah, you know and like or or like when a card like a car accident happens You think somebody's gonna look and nobody does yeah, it looks bad and like not like a small hit like you It's bad enough. We're like oh my god Like you know somebody in that car probably needs help right now and I don't understand how you can't just like I understand if you're like on your way to working you have to be there on time like that Makes sense, but like just pull over just pull over and just fucking assess the situation. Yeah, just in case Completely so scary so scary so sad and it's like oh they were interviewing like his own mother in everything it broke my heart Oh my god, you know what that's that's literally final destination moment. Yeah, like that. It's just like dude It's crazy. We were at the um Glendale mall and Mariah shoe lace got stuck in the escalator and it started sucking it in and I've never Freaked out more in my life. I grabbed her and pulled her away. Oh Because I this happens More often than you think. Oh, yeah, people like there's people that fall the the entrance of it like before the Cops is co-op scene that too insane. Yeah, it started sucking her shoelace and I Yeah, I could fast Grab your and just pulled I I could see escalators not being a thing in the future like it's there's just something better. I don't like I don't know what I don't know what but there's got to be something that's like a little less Intense every time I get on the line. Yeah, I I hear you out on that I just want to know what he was saying possibly or like what was the interaction between the people that were checking Flailing yeah, the guy and the guy get stuck in the first guy that saw him that he fell and he was still like alive Yeah, like what's going on here? We're for him to walk away. That's what that like I wish there was audio on this To know what he was saying Like if he was telling people he didn't need help, but again, like you said Matt, you know, there's no way Yeah, I mean, dude if you're being fucking sucked in and you can't I don't know. They released the audio in a couple days He's like don't help me bitch If you see something help something. Yes, if you see something say something say something absolutely You always hear that in the airport. If you see something that the for Lord the earth says it Oh, yeah, if you see something say something. Mm-hmm big time. I do keep an eye out all the time Like I'll always look at what I see a random bag in the middle and there's like When there's no one like when I see no one like weirdly near it. I'll stand there and I'll wait I'll be like okay, I got it. I've got to I'm always keeping my eye for like human trafficking Like there's always like signs for it at airports and stuff and like being aware of it And I'm like looking, but I'm like where how is it happening? You know my Amy they announced all the time because like that one's real big for human sexual trafficking. Do you think they do a lot of like other countries or something coming into my Amy or going? Because I always think about taking where remember that's how that that's how's daughter got taken they Right it took a taxi, but the taxi guy was Or sometimes it's just sex workers who are just getting ushered like around but like Like for another client and stuff like they're going they're just moving them to like a different location too like But it's someone who's like fully trapped like it's being like I don't know how to just bribe it like It's not fully taken, but it's just like someone's They're with someone who's watching them the whole time just making sure like no you're getting on this fight We're going together. I have my eyes on you don't try to do anything smart like how did Lee and Neeson Let three times three different Taken again. Taken. Taken. Taken. Three. Well cuz like he's got it. It's taken a taken one maybe you're the problem Taken to is the mom and the daughter again And then yeah, and then I don't know what happens in the third should we jump into the online? Yeah, jump on the non-wind Okay, let's get my brain is fried It's the pain but guys. I have pain periodist two days ago. You got to give me a break Give me give me a second Well, if you want to keep checking out this episode we do an unwind after every episode on our patreon patreon.com/saintainheath We keep these cameras rolling You get an extended cut of every single podcast you also get early access add free We do a bonus episode every month a live Q&A every single month again all on patreon.com/saint and he you can check out These episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com/saint and he All right, I'm wine. We'll see you in a second. Toodles peace
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Zayn and Heath are filming remotely from Nashville while Matt and Jared remain in LA, creating a surreal and disorienting experience due to the geographical disconnect.
Zayn was hospitalized after a boat trip, where poor diet, excessive wine consumption, and smoking triggered acute pancreatitis, leading to severe chest and back pain.
The hospital experience was chaotic, with Matt being misidentified as having an AI-generated image, and he faced long waits, limited privacy, and high out-of-pocket costs despite health insurance.
During the trip, the group played "Imposter" extensively with 13 people, resulting in intense, emotional, and often toxic gameplay, with one player (John) being consistently unlucky and creating humorous near-misses.
Matt’s pancreatitis was directly linked to consuming a giant Cadbury chocolate bar (672 calories, 140g sugar) in just seven minutes, which he later identifies as a major contributing factor.
The team reflects on the challenges of parenting, with Mariah and Heath struggling with Tony’s sleep regressions and constant crying, highlighting the physical and emotional toll of newborn care.
The trip to Croatia on a luxury yacht was enjoyable, with unique experiences like playing games, interacting with staff, and enjoying local, non-touristy settings.
The episode ends with a humorous yet serious lesson on self-care, overindulgence, and the importance of health awareness, especially when traveling or under stress.
Summary:
Zayn and Heath host a live episode of "Filtered Baby" from Nashville, while Matt and Jared remain in LA, creating a disjointed and "trippy" remote filming experience. The episode delves into a real-life medical incident where Zayn develops acute pancreatitis after a luxury yacht trip in Croatia. He attributes his condition to a combination of poor diet—especially consuming a massive Cadbury chocolate bar with 672 calories and 140g of sugar in just seven minutes—and excessive wine and cigarette use.
The symptoms, including severe chest pain radiating to his back and difficulty breathing, prompt him to seek emergency medical help. Despite having health insurance, the hospital visit is stressful and costly, with Matt facing delays, minimal privacy, and confusion over his condition. The group also shares insights on parenting challenges, particularly Tony’s sleep regressions, which have disrupted Mariah and Heath’s daily routines and sleep.
Meanwhile, the trip itself was fun—filled with games like “Imposter,” unique interactions with staff, and relaxing moments on the boat. The episode concludes with a humorous yet cautionary reflection on the dangers of indulgence, self-sabotage, and the importance of listening to one’s body, especially during high-stress or travel periods. It blends personal anecdotes, medical insight, and parenting realities into a compelling, relatable narrative about health, family, and unexpected life events.
FAQs
Matt went to the hospital due to a severe pancreatitis episode caused by a combination of fatty, salty meals, wine consumption, and cigarettes during a boat trip. The inflammation led to intense chest pain that radiated to his back and difficulty breathing.
The symptoms were triggered by eating extremely fatty and salty food daily for five days, drinking wine every night, and smoking cigarettes, which together overloaded his pancreas and caused inflammation.
Matt was hospitalized for a few days, initially staying in a crowded room with shared curtains. He received no antibiotics but was advised to avoid fatty and fried foods for two weeks to allow his pancreas to recover.
Yes, Matt underwent blood tests and an endoscopy, which revealed inflammation in his pancreas. The doctors confirmed it was pancreatitis, a condition that can be triggered by diet and lifestyle factors.
Matt consumed an entire 300-gram Cadbury chocolate bar in just seven minutes, which contained over 600 calories and 140 grams of sugar. This likely contributed to the pancreatitis flare-up due to the high sugar and fat content.
Yes, the medical staff were initially surprised because Matt’s symptoms matched those of pancreatitis exactly, but they didn’t immediately connect the diagnosis to his recent diet and lifestyle habits during the trip.
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