334: Zane Was Rushed to the Hospital Mid Flight

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Let me move you to this screen so it makes more sense. So, yeah, no, it's just trippy because, one, I got to the studio and I didn't even know that you were in Nashville already, Zane. Oh, you didn't? No, and because we'll get to that later because you were posting you were from the hospital. I freak out. I freak out. I freak out. And on my iPad, it had your location and it said Brentwood. And so I'm like, oh, he's in L.A., but I didn't realize, no, you're in Brentwood, Tennessee, right out of Nashville. So, yes. Yeah. So, no, I posted that late. That actually happened a few days ago. Right. Right. I posted it now, but I figured I'd post it now just to kind of give a little teaser before the episode. You know what I mean? Some shit went down, Buki. It did. But we'll get into it. I mean, I'm going to I'm going to wait because I want to go to the timeline of how that happened. Okay. How I ended up in the hospital. And that's not why you got pillows in front of you or anything right now. Right. Yeah. It's just it's just armrest. Zane's expecting. Yeah. This is just it's more comfortable. I'm able to, like, you know, set my arm like this and it's like perfect. It's like my little, like, mic stand. I got mine built in. Are you guys having an awesome time? Are you just soaking up each other's awesomeness? Yes. Yes. I was hanging out with Tony for the past. No. What did I get in? Yesterday? The day before. Yeah. This is day three. Day three. Yeah. Tony's gotten like he's doubled, doubled in size. While you've been there. Doubled in size. He's grown so much since I last saw him. He's he's he's giggling now. He's like smiling. Yeah. He's like really getting a personality. But he's been he's been cranky the past few days. He's been like, bro, it's I feel so bad because he's just screaming all day today. It's like, who's this man in my house? Who is this guy? He won't leave. Who is he? And and obviously, like the first time I I came here, I got to really see Mariah and Heath's like day like how they how their days went every day. And they genuinely just don't have time for anything because they are just like always, always like taking care of Tony. And and this time he's just cranky for a lot of the time and especially in the middle of the night. And Heath and Mariah are just getting no sleep. Oh, I feel so bad. I wake up. He's still screaming throughout the whole day, screaming, screaming, screaming. And then he finally had like a little moment of like a pause when we went out to eat, came back in a bad mood again. And just like Heath and Mariah just had such a long day and they're so tired. And then like and then seven and then 7 p.m. hits and now we have to record. I'm like, I'm so sorry. It's we like take turns, obviously, like doing like tasks and things like that. I know how tired I am. I can't even imagine Mariah. I can't even imagine Mariah because she has to like pump and everything every couple hours and just I don't know. There's just so much that goes into it, especially right now, because he used to sleep through the night like we would give him a bath. He had this little routine. He'd be set. He'd get like a little light lotion right after the bath. Yeah, good. He would go to bed. He'd have his bottle and he would be asleep from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. Wow. And it was perfect. We were able to like clean. And like catch up on stuff throughout the day, like once he like went to bed. But I guess, you know, the sleep regressions, I guess, are like a huge thing. Sleep regressions. Yeah. So at certain ages, there's like sleep regressions. And they say like once they learn like a new trick or a new task thing that they're able to like accomplish. Yeah. Their sleep just gets completely wrecked. Oh, I bet. Because, yeah, you're so used to like a different. Like cycle of sleeping. And as your brain is expanding and you're waking up to the world, you're like, hold on. There's a little more to this life that I need to be paying attention to than just. And then they also start like really developing. I don't know the word for it, but basically their sleep is different now at this age than it was when they were younger there. It's like a more deep sleep. It's a real like REM sleep type thing. So I guess it's a common thing. But yeah, he's like up every 30 minutes. And just. Just restless. He's shitting more than usual. He's a typey every five minutes. Have you watched Zayn? Have you just like seen a like. No, I watch it all because like, you know, I feel like we're we don't go out much. We go. Well, maybe we'll go out for like an hour or two. We'll get food. In the three days, it was like this one lunch. Yeah. Well, we'll pretty much like we'll just be in the house the whole time. And I'm just watching them. I'm observing. And I like, you know, I feel I feel so bad because the last time you came, like when he was that young on your first trip, he was asleep a majority of the time. Yeah. So it'd be like he would be napping and like we could hang out, catch up, like do things. But it's like Mariah's out pumping. I'm on baby duty. Then it's like she's on baby duty. And I'm like coming down here to like work on something we were recording. And it's just like. I genuinely don't mind that. Like, I just love chilling in the living room. Like, that's how I like to hang out with friends. Like, I the more we stay at home, the better. Every time I have friends and family coming to town, I'm just like, are you down to like just like chill in the house and just like talk and giggle and like talk about shit? It's like, yeah, it's like that's how I hang out with friends. So I love this. I loved. I'll fly all the way to Nashville just to hang out in the living room. Like we were like not doing much. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't feel even if we didn't go out. I don't fucking care. I'd rather just hang out in the living room and just like. OK. Yeah. Your friend has a baby. It's like so crazy. Yeah. Like, I don't expect I don't expect to do anything for like a whole year. And then I get embarrassed if he starts like whining. I'm like, don't embarrass me. I know. You can tell. I don't really like this. You can tell. I'm like the Mariah. Like, I could tell that they feel bad, but like they shouldn't because like he's a he's a fucking baby. Like, obviously, he's going to cry and scream. It's crazy because like I know what we feel like and how much work it is. I couldn't imagine like a single stay at home mom or dad. Oh, yeah. Like, even with the two of us, like being at home, like we both still work from home. But like, it's it's crazy. And it happens. There's like single moms out there that have like two, three kids. Like, it's it's insane. Especially watching. It like firsthand. I'm like, this is insane. And a lot of these, a lot of like people, a lot of couples will even have nannies, especially if they have to like, you know, they're working from nine to five every day or even like influencers, people working from home. They still will hire a nanny. Yes. So like help just like while they're trying to get videos done. And he's a Mariah. Like, they're not they don't want to do a nanny. They want to they want to do it all on their own. Which we're diving in head first. Yeah. And I get it, though. Like you want you want as much time with your kid as possible. You know, you want like your kid to know. Like that you are there. They're only are there rock. Yeah, it's great. It's crazy. Like how much he's grown already that I'm just like, it's flying by. He's already five months old. Oh, that's crazy. Makes no sense. Yeah. You know, what's flown by this intro? Oh, yeah. Whoops. Let's do it. Let's do it. Three, two, one. It's coming. It's all baby. Yeah. Welcome back to Zane and Heath unfiltered, baby. I'm Zane. I'm here. I'm Matt. I'm Jared. And thank you for being here. Thank you for sticking with us. And we're live from Nashville. How exciting. Except for Matt and Jared. They're still in L.A. In the studio. But Heath and I are in Nashville. And when do Alicia and Remy get in? Tomorrow. Oh, my gosh. How exciting. Yeah, they get in tomorrow. And we literally for three days straight. We are just. Jam-packed filming. The entire time when they get here. Matt, you were supposed to be here. I know. I feel bad. I did have it on my calendar for the longest time. But one of our dearest closest friends. We'll make it. Next time. Next time. We'll be. We'll be. I think after this, we'll come to Nashville a lot more and film and stuff. So definitely come on the next one. You still want to come back? But actually, I mean, it's actually a good thing. Nobody like nobody came because the weather like it's kind of the weather's kind of shit. It was pretty rainy today. Yeah. So it's actually good that. It's like kind of a chill. Okay. Weekend. And then we'll get crazy later. But it's Memorial Day weekend. I know. So I feel like a lot of people are probably going to be bummed out this weekend that they can't, like, go out. Can y'all tease anything that y'all got prepared for, like, basically videos? Or, like, can I guess what y'all are going to be up to? Matt, you know what? Hold on, hold on. Let him guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, one, I think, is Tony going to be incorporated at all in any of the content? Yes! Okay, so I feel like y'all are going to be doing, like, some daddy daycare, mommy daycare kind of thing where they're going to be having taken care of stuff. Maybe you and Mariah are going to go get spa treatments or something like that. I don't know. Oh, my God. He's good. I got y'all. I got y'all caught. Keep going. Keep going. Guess. And then maybe y'all are going to have, like, a little country night. Y'all are going to do some two-step lessons and stuff like that. See, I got y'all. Oh, fuck off, Matt. You knew it. You knew what we were doing. No, I didn't. I just know how you're doing. What else? We have a lot of videos. Keep guessing. Okay, well, those are, like, the main two that my gut instinct went for. Ooh. Now, is the other one, it can be baby related. Is Nashville related at all? Yes. Yeah. Food related? Is, like, Remy taking you to some barbecue spots? Bitch. Yes, man. This is like watching a fucking mentalist. That was crazy. Do you have any more? Yeah, what's their bank pay? Come on. Well, so. Matt, would you like to be our co-producer for, basically, a filter? I don't know. Are y'all doing, like, a sports game or something? Bitch. Did I get it? What? That's seriously. Wait, how does he know? It's like, are you on our side? Wait, no, you asked her. He has the itinerary. No, I don't. Jared, pull it up. No, I don't. Matt, we have one more thing that we're doing. You want to guess what it is? Come on. You're so. Come on. Well, are y'all doing anything water related? Yes. What is that? Five for five? Basically, I think four. Yeah, five for five. Water related? Like, what we did on my bachelor party, a little pontoon saloon or. Yep. Bitch. Oh, my God. Man, I got it. But you know what, y'all? Y'all should go watch it. Y'all should go. Subscribe and see that content. Oh, my God. That's so funny that we did. Like, you gave me one look and I was like, oh, we're doing it again. Okay, Matt, we're not doing like the last two things that you said. But Matt, but Matt, literally like 15, 20 minutes ago, I saw this TikTok where this guy was. It was funny because it wasn't a trend, but this guy decided to do it. And like all the comments were like, oh, my God, this should like make this a trend because nobody else said about this guy. But this guy calls. His mom. And the joke was that he was going to call his mom and ask her, guess what? And she's like, what? And he's like, just guess. And everything that she said is what is like true. Yes. And he agrees with it. Right. I mean, I've seen this trend. Okay. It's a trend. I saw it right as we were waiting to record this episode. I just saw it. So I did it with my mom. I was like, mom, guess. So we are trying to figure out if I should do a positive or a negative because there's two ways you can do it. Like, yeah, mom, guess what? Or mom, guess what? Oh, right. The reason why I didn't do the negative because I knew immediately she was going to think that I was back in the hospital. I knew that that was going to be what she was going to guess. And I didn't want it. Like, I wanted just like the first one to be the one to use. So I asked the fun way. I was like, mom, guess what? I'm like, mom, just guess. Just guess. And she's like, um, um, you're working with Celsius. And I'm like, yes. And I'm like, oh, mom, guess how much money they're paying me. And she's like, I don't know. And she's like a million dollars. I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, mom, guess for how long? Like how many years? She's like five. And I was like, yes, mom, five years, a million a year. And she's like, oh, my God. She was like about to cry. She was like, I got to go have a drink and celebrate. Now I'm going to get my boobs done. Now I'm going to get my. That's exactly what I was. I was like, mom, what else you want to get done, mom? She was. I was so excited. And I was like, mom, sorry. It was, it was a joke. We were filming a video. So good. I know. I thought about doing that to my mom, but I know my mom would just be like, Patricia's pregnant. It would just get way too serious. The thing is that when you, I think when you have a wife, when you're coupled up, it's either engagement or pregnant or yeah. So like, that would be tough. You have to be like single to like, make it fun. Well, that's too good. But also a perfect segue to wanting to ask you this. You were in the damn hospital, Zane. Yes, I was. I was in the hospital. So before the hospital for. The past week, I was pretty much me and all of us. Like, it was like 13 of us. We all got invited by Goulet's to stay on like their, one of their charters. Like, it's like a mega yacht, which is crazy. Cause like, I've never been on a boat like that ever. I think I have maybe just for like an hour or two because it was someone else's. But like, this was the first time I got to like, stay on a big boat like that. And we got to stay there and it was pretty much our hotel for the whole week. We would like bounce around here and there through our creation. But whenever we would stop, we would get off. And we'd roam for like maybe an hour and we're just like, ah, we just want to go back. Cause it was just so nice. Like, it was so nice to be on the boat. It was so nice. We got served breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. And it was fucking perfect. Like the chefs were so good. The staff was amazing. They even had a masseuse as one of the staff. It was like, it was so nice. I know I won't think I'll ever be able to experience that ever again, but it was really nice to be able to go and do it. And they like took care of everything. It was fucking awesome. But Croatia was great. I got to see, um, Kingsland. You're probably wondering if I saw any Game of Thrones locations. One second. Um, I saw, I think I, it was the, the down in the, uh, where the dragons were, um, where they had like the dragons in Game of Thrones. That was the only thing I saw. I didn't get to see the race. Oh, you didn't like go to Dubrovnik or see King's Landing or any of that? Oh, y'all were in like Split, right? That's where you were? Yes. Okay. Yeah. It was, we, we went to like, um, Hvar. We went to like Koloshish or Kolsys, something like that. Um, the, the weather was like pretty shitty. So we had to like follow the good weather. That's what the captain was doing. We had a whole itinerary, but he was, he pretty much was like, Hey guys, we're not gonna be able to hit like what we planned. We pretty much are going to just follow the good weather as much as we possibly can, which we were all down for. Cause one, one of the days, bro, one of the days it was so fucking Rocky because of the weather and we woke up and it was like this, it was that everybody was getting sick. I think it was the day after like we had. I think one of the, like our heavy party nights that we had on the boat. So everybody was super hung over. Everybody was sick. Everybody was fucking puking. People were throwing up. Yeah. There was like three people puking because it was like, I was fine with the Rocky ness for some reason. I've been the only time where I can't do is when we're on a small boat and we're like out deep sea fishing. That's when I'll get sick, but on a big boat like that, I think I can like manage, but all the glasses, all the glass, all the cups, did you guys get scared at any point that I didn't, I think some people were afraid Ilya is like terrified. I don't know. Why so terrified of like boats, but he like, he was so scared to even be on the boat. Like he didn't want to get on. It was really scared, but I get weird. I get weird dreams. I'm like, I'm on yachts too. Like my dreams, I would have nightmares of like the boat sinking or bad things happening, but like when I'm on it, I'm fine. But like, it's like when you have like a, a nap on a plane, you have like this weird, you know, final destination plane dream or whatever. That's what I get when I sleep on boats. You know what? I get nightmares, but I don't get boat nightmares on. I didn't get any boat nightmares on the boat. It was all nightmares, but not anything that I have anything to do with the boat. And even if I did fall asleep on a plane, I would never have like dreams or nightmares of the plane going down, which is crazy. Cause that's like my fucking fear, but I've never had a dream of a plane going down ever. Me neither, which is really strange. You would think it would be the one thing on your mind. Oh my God. Dude, the day we, uh, the day we came back, Ilya sent in a group, the Croatia group chat, a Croatian airlines plane getting off the runway. We're like, bro. Oh no. Dude. A part of me wish it was, I was on that plane because I know it would never happen again. Like get it, get it over with. Like, yeah, get it over with. Like if you're on a plane that skid off the runway and it was a huge scare, but like everybody made it, the chances of you being in anything like that ever again is slim to fucking shit. None. Like you were, you are set for life. I'd be so excited. We all got through the, we're like guys, an 11 month old plane. It was literally, it was literally the day after we, we came back home. Oh my God. Look at that shit. Oh boy. That's crazy. Oh hell no. What happened though? Um, I don't know. Can you expand the type? It may have been the weather. Cause it was pretty windy. Uh, getting in, flying out from what I saw. It just said they had to abort the takeoff. And so they just basically slammed on the brakes, I guess. Kind of like our Nash. When we came for your bachelor party, the shit was fucking scary. Terrifying. So that's a thing where they, where they just have to abort. Yeah. They just have to, cause you got to stop before the end of it. No, well, I'm not, if you have a, a, a fast and furious, uh, that was fucking hilarious after 30 minutes, it was like, how long is this fucking runway and how is it not in the air yet? I had like a little freak out on the plane coming back from mobile. This past weekend, they said, uh, the guy said, so we are about to land, but apparently there's been an emergency landing site. So we have to like stall in the air for a little bit to let this other plane land, which everything went fine, but it was just the weirdest thing hearing it over the speakers. Cause you're like, wait, there's an emergency landing. Wait, what's happening? It was a little, there was a bit of confusion and like a muttering along the plane. Sometimes I, sometimes I hate having my own headphones on because I'll like miss an important announcement. And then you see people like moving their heads and like asking what you're just like, fuck. What did he just say? What did I miss? What did I miss? What did I miss? Yeah, but. Ignorance is bliss, though. It really is. I wouldn't want to add. Yeah, I'm good. Crown Coins Casino. At Crown Coins Casino. Real people win real prices every single day. Visit CrownCoins.com. Sign up in seconds, enter code CROWN and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. CrownCoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N, coins.com. No purchase needed. Crown Coins Casino. So was that Croatia? Anything else about Croatia? So yeah, the trip was amazing. We all had so much fun. We, um. I leave a day early because I was flying to Nashville. So I leave early. I get boated like two hours away from the boat to go back to Split because that's where. Another boat picked you up from the boat? Yeah, like I had to go on like a speedboat for a two-hour ride to go back to the airport in Split. And, um, I get there and, you know, I feel fine. I, I, it's like a 10-hour flight. I land in Newark because it's a connecting flight. I go from Newark to Nashville. I get off the plane and immediately my chest hurts so bad. Almost like, you know, when you eat something and you get like chest pain from it because it's like you eat like a something with, uh. Greasy heavy. Yeah, something greasy heavy and you get like a little chest pain. You're like, ooh, I shouldn't have eaten that. Yeah. It started to feel like that. And then it was like, it went from a two to like an eight. And I was like, oh my God, that hurts really bad. And I'm like still walking. I'm like, you know, I'm fine. Yeah. And then all of a sudden. In 30 seconds, it, the pain completely radiates to my entire back. My entire back is thrown out, right? What? It was the craziest feeling. It was like I was lifting super fucking heavy and my entire back like, uh, like threw out. How long is this after the plane? You're in Newark right now. Yeah, Newark, I'm, um. How long is your layover? Uh, I think this is like six minutes into my, me walking off the plane, right? Okay. And I'm on my way to my next flight. It's, it's a three and a half hour, uh. Layover? Layover. And I give my check back to the next, to the next like security because I had to like, uh, take it from the carousel, give it to the next people to put it on the plane. And as soon as I gave it to him, I dropped to the floor. What? The, the pain that it brought to my back dropped to the floor and I'm like, nobody came to me. They thought it was like, I think I didn't like drop to the floor, but like, I kind of like kneeled down and it looked like I was probably like, tying my shoelaces or something. I was on the ground, I was sitting there, I was like, oh my God, I really, I don't want to, like, it hurt so bad where I was like, I don't want to get on this flight right now. Like, there's no way I could sit on this plane. Yeah. In this much pain. It was so confusing. It didn't make sense to me. And more of the pain at this moment is more in your back than the chest? Like, it's fully. Yes, now it's, now it's like fucking 80% of it is on my back and 20% is on my chest. Okay. When you say back, like muscularly in your back or just like, like, I'm trying. It felt, it felt like, yeah, yeah. Like, it felt muscular. Like, it felt like I threw my back out really, really bad. Okay. But I wasn't working out. Like, it came out of nowhere. It didn't make sense. It's not like I lifted my bag in a certain way. Like, it was just, I was walking and it came out of nowhere. And then I'm like, right now I'm like limping. I'm limping to the next, where my, my terminal is, which is far. And it's like a long, long, long hallway. Newark is long too. With nobody, like no, there's no, no passengers, no staff, nothing. I'm walking and I'm limping. And I start to feel like I cannot breathe any, like, like, I feel like my, like my breathing starts getting really heavy and I'm like not able to breathe. I'm not having a panic attack. I genuinely just, my breathing, I start, it starts getting really hard to breathe. Your chest was like tight? I, I, yeah, I, or no, no, I just, no, now it's, it's tight. And I like, I'm having a hard time breathing. I literally say my symptoms and it, all it says is go to the hospital. Heart attack. So I call my mom because I wasn't going to do that. Yeah. I call my mom and I tell her all my symptoms and she immediately goes, Zane, call 9-1-1. Like, that's all she says. And I was like, oh fuck. And I'm like, mom, this is the worst fucking timing right now. I'm in a layover, literally in Newark. And I really like this fucking sucks. This sucks. And so I, um, so I'm like, she's like, honey, run. I'm like, mom, there's no, there's no staff here. She's like, honey, just run to a staff member. I'm sitting there running. And this is long as fuck guys. Like, I don't see anybody in sight. I'm sitting there and I'm like running as fast as I can with my back. And I noticed my, I start to see like my, I start to like fade away. Like, I'm like, everything starts getting foggy. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh mom. I feel like I'm starting to face. She's like, oh, she, I was like, she started crying. Stay with me honey. It's a call of duty. My mom is starting to cry. She's starting to cry. She's like, oh fuck, honey, hurry, hurry. I can hear her whimpering. I'm like, oh fuck. That's literally. This sucks. A zero out of 10 bleed out. Yeah. Newark airport terminal just sucks. And in my head, I'm like, damn, is this really like how I'm going to go during a fucking layover? Like, oh, did you try like getting water in this moment or anything? Were you like, Matt? I, there was nothing. It was, it was like a hallway. Okay. Okay. It was like a long hallway. Yeah. There was nothing around. Yeah. I finally get to the end and I see, um, like the car rental services and I'm, I turn and a giant fucking line. A line. A line. A line. A line for every like rental spot. And I'm just like, I, what am I going to skip the fucking line? So I, I, so I see one girl on the side where she's just like, she's not available like at a register, but she's just there. I, I turn around. I, I pretty much cut to her and I put the phone and this is, I'm like, I'm losing it right now. I grab my phone. I'm like, and I throw my phone on the desk. I'm like, that's my mom on the phone. Call nine one one. And they, they literally go into like fucking in like go mode. That's good. No. And they, they immediately called the call. They pull up a chair for me. I'm sitting there and I can't even talk to my mom anymore. Somebody else is talking to my mom. I like, I can't even hear anymore. They called it. They call the ambulance. I'm sitting there. I'm looking up. The whole line is looking at me. I'm like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. And, uh, they get there in like fucking five, six minutes. They were, I think they, I think they always have probably paramedics around. Yeah. Around the airport. And they get to me. They put me on a, they put me on a chair. And there was no exit for where I was. So they had to wool me out through the whole fucking terminal. It was through it back through mortified. They brought me back up the elevator and then they got me out to the main terminal and I see everybody looking at me and some people even recognizing that there was a girl that looks at me. She was just like, like that. I'm just like, hey, yeah, yeah. I'm just like, oh my God. She's coming through. Thank you. Hi. She comes up. Yeah. Honestly, I fucking wish she did. That'd been so funny. Um, uh, yeah, I get wheeled out. I go into the ambulance. I'm in the truck and I tell them exactly what, what I felt. And this is, and I know why they asked this, but my least favorite thing is when paramedics or anybody, they go, are you having a panic attack? Are you sure you're not having a panic attack? And I'm just like, guys, look, I've had panic attacks. This is not a fucking panic attack. Like, right. My God. My chest is in so much pain. My back got thrown out. A panic attack does not cause that. Also, if you were having a panic attack, you wouldn't like, you would know. I would, I would know. I wouldn't be. I would sit in the court. I would sit on a chair and just like breathe it out. Yeah. But some people, I think when they get their first panic attack, they don't realize it could be a panic attack, but like, are you sure it's not a panic attack to somebody that wouldn't know if it was like, it's, you're still not going to get anywhere. But I, I was very vocal with them about it. I was very vocal about that. It was not a panic attack. I've had many, and this is not it. I would never call the ambulance for a panic attack. And, and I remember after all that time there, they checked my vitals and everything. And I was good. My like my, or when the fucking machine where they put it all over my body, my heart rate was good. There's another thing they checked. It was good. And are you guys in motion? Have you guys like, are y'all driving to the hospital or are they still checking you out? Yeah. We're on. No, no. We're at the airport right now that we have not moved yet. Okay. Right. Cause sometimes they have to. They have to suss you out before they're like, okay, let's go. And which they were doing. And they, they, all my vitals were good and they're looking at each other and I could tell that they're looking at each other. Like he's having a panic attack. And I'm just like, I'm like, guys, I promise you. It's like, uh, but like, it's not a panic attack. And, and the guy was like, okay, well normally I would say you're good, but I feel like we should still take you to the hospital. And I was like, yeah, I was like, fuck, my flight isn't like two hours. Like, but yeah, I guess I let's go to the hospital. So they take me to the hospital and. They checked me in and they hold side note, this is when you post on, when you post on story I'm like because you have posted I think it was close friends that you were in the back of an ambulance I'm like where the fuck is he because the trees the trees on like the side of the road I'm like that is not LA I was like where the fuck on where the fuck in the world are you it's true it is where the fuck are you because I'm in Newark yeah I'm in Newark and LA over that's why it was so fucking random and um so yeah get to the hospital yeah we get to the hospital and some of the staff start to recognize you they're like oh what the fuck are you doing and the lady the lady that uh that with me she's like wait do you know her I was like no she's like what what are who are you I was like uh oh I I make videos and and so now they're both the two p the two paramedics are like what what kind of videos do you make I go oh the videos I make I usually do bits on and my bit is I don't do anything I can to try to get into a hospital and they look at each other and I'm like I'm just kidding but you should have seen their fucking face it was so good they were like oh fuck because it's not surprising it's like fucking these youtubers I'll do whatever dude whatever um uh yeah I get in they take my they uh they take uh they do blood tests everything I told them about my uh my esophagus remember I got a rupture in my esophagus yes from like three years ago from the transformation so when I told them that they're like oh they thought it might be that again okay because it did feel like that and it's like oh okay the fact that you had a rupture in your esophagus which is super rare we should definitely get your esophagus and all like the same test that I got from the endoscopy so they did that test they took uh they uh took my blood test they did a few other tests after like a few hours they came back and they said so you have pancreatitis whoa I was like I was like what I was like what the fuck is that he still doesn't know they were like and they're like well what do you what did you do this weekend I was like oh I was like on a on a boat trip pretty much and they're like okay well did you like did how did you eat were you drinking every day I was like oh I mean I ate I'm not gonna lie I ate pretty bad the past five days and bad as in like because it was like chef prepared food every day breakfast lunch and dinner the food was very like you know very salty it was good he said there was also desserts every day it was desserts every every meal had a dessert after so I ate like really bad for like five six days straight like that I've never eaten that bad consecutivity like that every day when they told me like oh you're yeah that's why and with it and I drank wine every night I would have like two three glasses every night they were like the drinking the wine the smoking the cigarettes eating like that your body can't handle it it just it just it was just super super inflamed it was what I had was called like acute pancreatitis yeah and so my pancreas was super super inflamed and literally the um the the symptoms was exactly that chest pain radiates to your back completely and uh trouble breathing which I was so confused how nobody in the hospital nobody could tell me that oh it's possibly pancreatitis when it was exact symptoms that I told them wait so wait when I was like how after all the tests yeah it fascinates me how when doctors they do all the tests they go it's from the pancreas like that's yeah like they didn't even do a full body scan or anything of you like no they no they did they saw that they saw that that my um that my test came where my pain like this area was uh super inflamed it was something like that okay got it what I was so confused by was the symptoms that I had was exactly what like like exactly spot on of what Google says that is but they just gotta know what I mean yeah so it's really like that to me was like oh I'm just 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the cigarettes all that together was like a fucking awesome combo to fuck my pancreas up um but they were pretty much they didn't give me anything no antibiotics or nothing they were just like you really have to watch out what you eat for the past for the next two weeks like no fatty foods nothing fried and that's some old fucking gamp gamp type shit yeah like your grandma his grandma has pancreatitis right now my grandma just got pancreatitis like a week ago my mom told me that she's like oh my honey your grandma actually just got pancreatitis i'm like so it's it's fucking it's an rgs yeah it runs in my my fucking grandma gave me that shit thanks grandma but um so they don't they prescribe you anything they just say no they were just like you have to watch out what you eat so we got back we immediately went to went to swig and got ourselves some sodas we had zane zane zane and then he's like hey let me get a cookie you motherfucker he got the cookies and i look and i'm like he but he ate it really slow yeah he i'm like he this cookie could land me back into the hospital and so i took it and i ate it real slow thinking that that was good because when you eat it like a nibbles and you like swallow and like you you take rest it doesn't hit your stomach at one time yeah i feel like it's okay yeah wait hold on time out a little back to the ambulance the whole hospital visit what was the bill exactly i haven't seen it yet but i'm so curious what it's gonna be i think it takes a few days to yeah you'll probably get it in like a couple weeks but you know matt i'm gonna ask for the fucking shit itemized yes i want to see line by line ambulance overcharging me from the airport to the airport to the airport to the airport to the hospital is probably gonna be a lot no the hospital's right there still they have like an airport charge me extra because it's an airport at least at least 10 grand no well we're right i thought you know i i thought that's all ambulance rides are like 10 grand yeah i got good health insurance if they told you that on the spot he'd be like i'm good i'm gonna lay over actually when you were in the hospital did you notify heat hey i'm missing my flight i'm in the hospital you were aware okay i told him i told him i told him i told every so i sent a picture of me in the ambulance this one looks real they thought it was ai so nobody nobody um took it seriously nobody took it seriously and like in my head i was like damn i'm surprised nobody i'm surprised like nobody's asking like what's wrong nothing and so they thought i was ai ilia calls me and he sees i'm in the hospital he's like oh my god guys it's not ai everybody thought i ai'd me in the fucking hospital i'm like damn ai is getting real good um but it took so long for me to get my results because i was in there uh i was in there for three hours luckily my layover kept getting delayed so i was looking i was like oh i might be able to make my flight and um i kept i was like hey guys do you think you can discharge me like i want to make my flight but i didn't get the results yet and they're like oh no we suggest that you stay and i was like i really don't want to be in the fucking hospital overnight like because so i didn't even get a room it was a curtain i was in the middle it looked like the pit you know the movie it literally looked like the pit it was like in a giant circle all every all the beds were like all facing each other and shit did you have like bunk mates were there other people in the room with you no no there were but there were curtains in between all the all the bunks they don't make the hospitals look as nice as like the shows do it's real like it's actually real run down and shit but they discharged me and i wasn't i wasn't able to make my flight so i had to get the i had to book a hotel airport the airport airport attached to the hotel yep yeah was it nice though no it wasn't no no i i did i barely got any sleep you go back to the hospital spend the night yeah my my oh by the way i was like hey can i just like stay here they said no you can't you can't stay here unfortunately once because once they discharge you like you're not a lot of did you feel like it's gonna be 10 grand to stay overnight he's like fuck it did you keep like a little your little wristband or like did they give you any uh any souvenirs no i didn't get any souvenirs unfortunately but i did leave my charger which pissed me the fuck off oh that's how to buy a new charger oh did they say um how long it takes for your pancreas to recover and like not be inflamed yeah they said about like just it doesn't like recover it just like the inflammation goes down right right so day by day i think in the span of like two weeks okay i just need to watch out and i've done a pretty shitty job the first couple days because what we had we had pasta with bolognese today we had ice cream what the fuck am i doing it's so insane like why do i do that it's fucking insane i just was in the hospital for pancreatitis and i come out and i'm just like i have no fucking strength but he's like jenny's ice cream but you know what it doesn't fucking help that heatham or i don't fucking do anything they're just like let's get ice cream you would think that it would be better and just be like let's just go home enough with the self-sabotage enough with the self-sabotage it's always somebody else no but like you know what you guys like you guys encourage it you guys enable it and you encourage it like you saw me excited for the ice cream and you're and you didn't say nothing you were just like you were excited what flavor are you getting it's you know why because y'all y'all want to come y'all want to send me back to the hospital you want to come with me yeah and you want to come you want to be there you want you like a good story you like a good story um jared did pull up some ambulance ride uh clarification because i don't want people in the comments being like matt so stupid thought it was 10 grand okay an ambulance you a ride typically costs between 500 and 2500 out of pocket without insurance okay oh you see so with insurance it's not that bad because yeah i've always been like why would they charge so much for an ambulance i recently just saw a video of a guy explaining why he doesn't have health insurance and he spent a few days in the hospital racked up like twenty four thousand dollars worth of charges but he doesn't have health insurance and so the hospital offered him a twenty two thousand dollar discount so his like his it was cheaper to be without insurance do it out of pocket yeah to be with insurance and have to pay yeah it's stupid but don't do that don't do that to the people that have health insurance oh he just got lucky oh it's like it's not necessarily a luck i mean kind of it is a luck thing but uh but yeah it was just like he's like normally the plan that i was on costed me like eight hundred dollars a month so throughout the course of the year i'd be at like ten grand paying you know for it versus now i'm at two and uh and i've only got a few you gotta pay your deductible you gotta fucking love health insurance you're paying eight hundred dollars a month and when you finally need it because something really bad happens they only cover half what do you mean i paid eight hundred dollars for the past a month for the past fucking eight years and you're saying that you can only cover two grand yeah where'd all that money go well yeah where where is it that should be paying for other people's health insurance doesn't that help fucking scams fucking scams if it wasn't a scam they wouldn't make money and they wouldn't do it so that's that's true you got to pay your deductible you gotta fucking love health insurance you're paying eight hundred you got you know you gotta give it to them they're hustlers they're just trying to make they're trying to make the bread you're trying to make money you know but yeah that's that's that was pretty much that was pretty much my my last week would you go back yeah because we didn't do a lot of like croatia stuff we were on the boat for like 95 of the time right i think yeah i think croatia was todd's favorite place todd loves croatia i i do know that todd does really enjoy croatia i enjoyed it so much i think it has such a mediterranean vibe it's italy's sometimes it's so um what's the word i want to say it's like too popular but it's also so many tourists it's so busy croatia's off the beaten path but you get that mediterranean vibe out there the rocks the water everything was it was really nice to be able to go to like uh local areas like not touristy areas just to walk around and just you see people like walking their walking their dogs in the park and it's just like no no other tourists is there it's that was really cool yeah it was really and it's cheaper too like when you guys were like on a yacht when we were there we booked a boat we did it one day and we did it the next day because we loved it so much and it wasn't that expensive too like compared to italy like there's so much demand of people who want to get their boats and stuff it's pricier croatia's just a little bit more lax and easy going with it so it looks so pretty yeah it was it was it was it was really really pretty but like i'm going again next month back to croatia yeah i'm going to for my uh friend's wedding uh wait uh kuski matt kuski i'm not i did not get invited but i'm happy for him he's getting he's getting he's getting married next month and uh he's getting married in italy and then like after like the after like the after party is another trip yeah it's like it's it's like a whole week fun that's awesome i know it's yeah yeah it's um it's gonna be fun i just like i don't know if i'm gonna be able to make it because am i gonna get fucking pancreatitis again take it easy zane take it easy but i the thing is i did take it easy how many you should be good how many sticks were you smoking zane i had like two cigarettes a day see that even that bad those are those are rookie numbers not that bad and matt they were the thin cigarettes they were like the skinny virginia slims the virginia slims virginia slim took you out i know it's fucking insane i'm ashamed you know maybe it was like the rocking maybe like the rocking of the boat my body was like it was like disbombobulated your pancreas was just bouncing off the water maybe was ilia were you working out on the boat was ilia making you i worked i know i worked out once i worked out once on the boat maybe you yeah the rest of the days i just didn't feel like it yeah oh but matt you would have loved tatiana there she was like the main she was the head of all the staff oh yeah tatia you would love she was running shit she was just like i could show you a video of her and you would know exactly the person she is just like the head of the crew just her dancing you know exactly who she is yeah yeah so funny it's really it's like honestly it's like a girl version of matt oh you think so just like just she was tall had short hair just hey she was dancing with you guys one of the crew members yeah oh that's awesome that's really great though they're so awesome being like being a yachty like someone who like works on those big boats is such a skill i mean it's like similar to working on a hotel but you're working in a very like more confined space so you know like you you always want to be in sight but never seen you always want to be like in reach but never like in someone else's space like they have like that whole um uh i don't know demeanor is like it's such a skill especially on a boat before we continue we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast progressive insurance isn't a one-size-fits-all and shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit that's why drivers have enjoyed progressives name your price tool for years 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win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply i know there's so many other things i just i just genuinely forgot we played imposter for like a majority of the trip imposter every single day during dinner during a break during when we are out walking around we were just constantly playing imposter and playing with 13 people it's a lot of fun oh 13 people yeah and we would do two imposters and the imposters knew each knew that they were all imposter like or they were that together like they were a team that was a lot oh i feel like 13 people i could figure it out easy what did you switch up the rotation every time you'd be surprised it's tough because we all started getting really good like everybody started getting really good we had The only person that was fucking terrible was John. He's so bad at the game. Like, every time I got to him, he would just say a word that's way too close. Or when he's imposter, he would get really lucky and say a word super fucking close to the word. And we don't know if he's just, like, sucking as a faithful. Or it was just such a wild card. And he made playing the game so fucking fun. But you need that. That makes it exciting. Like, the word would be blanket, and his word would be fuzzy. Oh, yeah. Or, like, there was another one where it was, like, a pancake. He would be, like, nonstick. And we're like, no, but it's not good. Oh, it's too close. You're saying it's too close to the word. You need to be vague enough, but, like, you're not giving it away to the people who are the imposters. Matt, we would get so creative with it where it'd be damn near fucking impossible if you were an imposter to get it. The one you told me about with the glaze where you said donut. Yeah. What was that one? Oh, it was the word was glazed ham. This wasn't very creative, but the word was glazed ham, and John was imposter. Naveen goes Muslim, which was kind of a giveaway just because Naveen. You have to go by the people saying it, too, because when somebody specific says a word, you got to think how they're thinking of the word. Right? So Naveen said Muslim. I said glaze. Right. Right. Of course, I said donut, and John goes pork. And we all look at each other like, fucking A, way to ruin the game, John. But he was imposter. And he just said a random word. And it kept going around, and we just could not figure out who the fuck it was. Right. But it was John the whole time. We just thought he was just being, like, too obvious with his guess. I like that game because it's Traders-esque, but it's light. I hate the game Mafia, which is basically like Traders. But when people play that game at parties, I fucking hate it. I really do. I can't stand it. One, I get killed immediately because I'm too vocal. Do people get really, like, aggressive with a game? It's just some people are drunk, and, like, I can't read them. People start teaming up, and it's just I've never been, like, in a good environment. Yeah, it gets toxic. I've never been, like, in a good environment where I feel, like, connected with, like, the game playing. And there's all these fucking rules where, like, someone is, like, the mayor or there's someone's a police officer. They aren't, like, the Mafia. They're, like, these other roles. And that's really fucking confusing. And it takes, like, a whole hour. That's too difficult. That's why Impostor is good. It's just, like, one and done. What's the word? Everybody knows about one. But when we play Impostor, Matt, it gets fucking toxic, aggressive. We're screaming at each other. Matt, we are screaming. People are crying. Oh, wow. No, no. There was, like, there was a point where, like, Georgia was, like, literally, like, getting, like, just, like, just started tearing up. I don't know. I don't know. We're tearing up because we get so into the game. It's, but it's so fun. And because we're, because we're all constantly screaming at each other, people are, people get really good. Okay. Because they don't want to let the team down because they know we're all, like. They don't want to get attacked by you. Yeah. They don't want to get attacked. And the people doing the screaming is me and David. Because me and David really get into it. How do you determine, like, how many rounds does it take to, like, figure out the Impostor? Like. Well, I think we'll do two rounds. I think after two rounds. We start to, like. And it's a group vote? Like, on how many people. Yeah. We all try to, we all try to, like, do a group vote. Because some people will have, like, differing guests on different people. But we all get together. We're, like, okay, who do we think is most likely? And then we'll all go, we ready? And then we all point at the person that we think. I think there should be a consequence. If you guess wrong on the Impostor, you're out. Like, or, well, I guess if it's, well, then some people, though, you already have singled out the Impostor. Yeah. So, actually, no, that doesn't work. But I wish there was. I wish there was, like, an elimination. We played. Yeah, some sort of spin. Yeah. You almost need, like, a moderator who knows. Like, there's thousands of dollars on the line. It's insane. We played, like. You played money? No, I'm saying we play like. You know, Zach, you're always trying to gamble with it. We have thousands on the line. But, dude, we're doing. Like, dude, a round will go for 30 minutes. And we're screaming. If you lose, you get thrown off the yacht. No, no, it's crazy. Overboard. But it's so exhilarating. I'll go. Dude, I was going to bed every night with a headache. I was going to bed every night with a raging headache. Maybe it stressed you out so much your pancreas almost burned. Yeah. Dude, one of the causes is stress. Zane, it probably was. That's crazy. No more imposter for you. Okay, so it's a mix of all three of that and imposter. Yeah. Oh, you know. Because I think your body is so confused. Because I know how, like, intense you get even if it is a game. And I feel like your body is just like, wait, wait. Is this, like, are we really freaking out right now? But you're not. You know what else? I think this was, I think this was the cherry on top. This, I completely forgot that I had this. I, right before I went to sleep, you know those giant Cadbury purple chocolate bars? Yup. Okay, do you know the ones I'm talking about that are, that's like this big? Yeah. You did not eat the whole thing. Okay, you'll see it a lot at airports, like at terminals. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, like always in the duty-free area. I got the one where it was like, it was a collaboration with Oreo. Oh, Zane. So I got it. For everybody. So I got like some gummies and I got that for everybody. For everybody. So I, so we get in, everybody's eating all the gummies and stuff, you know, but nobody touches the Cadbury, the chocolate. And so, you know, I bring it back to my room and it's sitting on my bedside and then I look over and I was like, oh my God, you look real good right now. I open it, I get one, I eat one row and one row is a lot. It's, it's heavy. It's the equivalent of like its own bar. Yeah. I eat the whole thing like, ooh, that was a lot. And I'm sitting there five minutes later, break off another piece and I get through that whole entire thing in seven minutes. I looked at my eyes, I timed it. Seven minutes. I eat the whole thing. I remember waking up the next day and I felt like shit. I didn't feel like I had a pancreatitis, but I felt like shit. I have a feeling that also like on top of the week, put me in the hospital. That'll do it. Dude, I think anybody eating that entire bar will put them in the hospital. That's an insane thing. Calories on that. Can we see the back of the pack? Oh my God. Yeah, dude. Actually, let's pull that up. The big one though. It was the big one. 672 calories. The giant Cadbury. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was not 672 calories. 120 grams. Small. That's small. There's a 300 gram big taste bars. Okay. Let me pull up the 300 grams one. Oh, oh, Zane. Oh, Zane. No, no, no, no. Does that say 1600? There's no way or do my eyes deceive me? There's no way it only had that many calories. I, I think it was more than that for one, one bar, seven minutes. That's almost a full day's worth of calories. Yeah. Zane. Oh, I guess. How much fat that's per a hundred grams. So it would be three times that three times the ship about a hundred times for a little over. Wow. Oh, well, I, at least I got 15 grams of protein and 140 grams of sugar. Oh, and a hospital visit, you know, like 24 hours later, if you think about it though, like if, like if an old, like if my grandma fucking ate that entire bar, it would take her out, like genuinely would take her out. So that I had to, you know what? That was it. That bar was it for sure. Cause I did not feel good the next day. I think that was like the, the, the, the down, the downfall Cadbury. It'll bury up, but Cadbury, Hey, Cadbury sponsor me. I mean, that's how much I love your talk. I ate the whole goddamn bar. If we need a hospital, I had, I had gotten paid. I'm paying your pancreatitis for you. This won't even let me choose the full 300 grams as a serving size. I have a fucking problem. It's okay. We learned our lesson. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah. It's like when you're out there, it's tough in the middle of the ocean. It gets lonely. It gets lonely. You're horny. You're hungry. You know, you just want, you just want to have fun. And that Cadbury devil sitting on the counter is just eyeing you. Oh, I woke up. Chocolate all over a bed. We weren't supposed to eat in our rooms, chocolate all over my bed, dude. I literally had to make it look like I like pooped in my bed just so I didn't get in trouble. Dude. I remember we're out one day. Oh, we went to, cause we went to this day club. We thought like in our head, we thought we were, uh, there was like this day club in Havar and we were like, oh, it's going to be so much fun. It wasn't the time of the year when people were out there. We were the only ones at this day club. We were the only ones at this day club and we were just like, fuck it. Let's just drink. And we, we got. So really hammered. We got so hammered. Who got the drunkest? I think David, I think David. Okay. David, he's been on one ever, ever since Disney. He's been on one on one. I don't think I've ever seen David like drunk drunk. Oh dude, dude. He gets, um, is he nice? He's very sweet. He's actually very nice. I told him, I was like, I wish you were drunk every day. So you can be nice to all of us. But, um, no, it was, it was, it was really fun though. It was, it was dude. When everybody is like. Equally hammered like that. It's just, just good vibes. Yeah. Good vibes all around, all in it together. You don't want, you don't want a cranky drunk. I hate a cranky drunk, a friend who just like, they just, yeah, they turn into just like the worst personality. They're just like, eh, just shut up, man. You're like, don't tell me to fucking shut up. We're drinking right now, but you know what? I respect people that don't drink because they know they, there are bad drunks. I respect it. Self-aware people that acknowledge the fact that they get, yeah. They're like, Hey, I don't drink. I'm sober. I'm just not fun when I'm drunk. I'm like, wow. Respect that. So I don't like people who are too loud when they're drunk too. Depends on the place. Well, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It depends on the place. If we are in a cocktail lounge and there is like a little jazz quartet next to us. Keep your voice to just, well, I'm not, you're not going to see me at a jazz quartet if I'm drunk, bitch, I'm going to be out and about, but sometimes you'll find yourself in a cocktail bar, you know, there's certain places I'm not going to want to be in there for a long time. Right. Or restaurants too. Sometimes you can get a little loud, I guess saying you can't get a little loud, but, but I feel like we're close enough where I'd be like, just turn it down. Like the older I get, the more I love dinner, like going out to dinner and just staying there and drinking and just like staying there for the night. Like that's the night. Mm. Yeah. It's staying at that table for dinner and just, if the service is good, if the service is good, I don't want to have to keep waiting for a drink. If it's too busy, let's go to a bar. I want to be able to walk up to that bar and be like. Big beer, please. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Before we continue, we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast Progressive. Insurance isn't a one size fits all and shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit. With the Name Your Price tool, you tell them what you want to pay and they show you options that fit your budget. Enough hunting for discounts, trying to calculate rates and tinkering with coverages. Maybe you're picking out your very first policy, or maybe you're just looking for some that works better for you and your family. Take the stress out of shopping and find coverage that fits your life on your terms. I can't remember the last time I went to a bar. Well, Croatia, but like before that. Oh, come out with me, man. I'm at bars every weekend, man. Oh, really? You go out every weekend? Yeah, most of the time. That's crazy. Yeah, I know. I don't know. I go out maybe every like three weekends. It depends, but sometimes I also. Body shop. What? A body shop? That's so funny. No, no, no, no. I was on the phone with my accountant and we were. And I put him on speaker and I normally don't put him on speaker when we're going through like, you know, statements and all that. And I just put him on speaker. I was like, hey, Heath is next to me, you know, just letting you know, because he doesn't like to be on speaker when there's people around, but it's Heath, so you trust him. And I was like, all right, let's go through my statements just to. And he goes, all right, so what's the first one for $300? What's sunset? I was like, I don't know what that is. He's like, oh, it was for April 5th. I was like, I definitely was not out. I was with my mom at the. Because she was doing like in the recovery center. I was like, no, I was definitely with my mom. I don't know what that is. And Heath is right next to me. He's like doing something on his computer. And he goes, let me look this up. Sunset. Oh, let's see. Zane, it's the body shop. I was like, oh, my God. Fucking Mariah heard it. Tony heard it. Tony was like. Me sitting there next to him acting like I did it. I'm so embarrassed. And it's like embarrassing because like, you know, you don't want like your friends that like, you know, are starting a family. They got kids now. They're like, they're hoping that you're becoming a better person. And the first fucking line on my statement is body shop. You found yourself at the body shop in April. It was, well, it was a big, it was a big group of us and it was a late night and we were just, we were like, oh, let's go to the strip club. Why not? And, but it didn't sound too good when it was just like, it sounded good enough where you got cash there. You clearly pulled out. Did you? Yeah. You, you ATM withdrawal, like $300, but he goes, he goes, it wasn't me. I got to talk to Natalie about that. I completely lied because I, you know, I was embarrassed. Natalie probably took it out. Yeah. I was like, I blamed it all. And now he's like, oh, I think Natalie had my card on her or something. They don't even serve alcohol at body shop. Right? No, no. Yeah, exactly. It is a dry, which to me is just like, to me, that's like kind of creepy. It's like, oh, you're just going to go there like sober because you're a fucking creep. Like it makes sense if you're drunk and you go to a strip club. It's like, yeah, right. Toss the bills. It's like, there's something, there's something innocent about that. Right. But when, but like when you're sober, like sitting there, just drinking sober going, it's like, yeah, it's sad. Like you're just trying to get a fix. You're in there for one thing. Yeah. Cause I always thought about body shop where it's like, oh, that'd be fun just to go in there and get drinks and see a show. Yeah. But it's like, but then you realize, oh no, you can't get beer or anything in there. Like, so it's like, oh, but I get why I, I, I, I, I get why they don't do it. Cause I feel like they don't want people getting more and more fucked up. They're touching the girls more and I get that. But there's other strip clubs that do sell plenty of liquor because remember we would go to that one place with Stas. Matthew. This was way back when I was like single, we would go to that place with Stas. Cause Stas would go in and get like, which one? I can't remember. Which one? It was a lot. Girls, girls, girls, or something like that. It was something girls. Girls, girls, girls. Zane, I had to have been with you. I think that's, I think that's the one that body shop says girls, girls, girls. Well, all strip clubs say girls, girls, girls, X, X, X. Like I know, but this one I think is called girls. Girls, girls, girls, or it's called Hollywood girls. We just want to feel like we're in a euphoria episode. Careful looking it up, Jared. There's so many. Matt used to love the deja vu. Bitch, I've never been to a deja vu. What are we talking about? No, he loves Seventh Vale. That's the one he likes. He fucked with Seventh Vale. Crazy girls. Maybe it was crazy girls. Yeah. Yes. I think that sounds right. It was crazy girls. That's right. What did the reviews say? I don't think strip clubs have ever have good reviews. Great place. It's all just guys. They're pissed as fuck when they, you know, when they. Great, great prime rib sandwich. $30 to get in. Can't touch the girls. Girls can't sit on my lap. $20 to drink out of Dixie cups. No food. Priorities all messed up. That's so insane. That's so insane where you're just like one star. The girls wouldn't let me touch them. Paid for a 10 minute dance. They got kicked out after one minute. My friend didn't pay for his drink. My friend didn't get kicked out. Just me. Horrible club. Don't ever go here. Oh, my. I don't know. This is so weird to even talk about. What? Share it. We all were. We were all at a strip club once. I think it was in Vegas. It was like a big weekend. It was a big group. We went to a strip club in Vegas and we were at our table. And one of the girls. It's so crazy. Every like when this happens, one of the girls go, oh, my God, I'm a patron. I was like, oh, don't worry. This one's on me. Thanks, cousin. Oh, man, I'm always fascinated with strip clubs like the people who go there. Like, I'm curious, how often are you coming here? Yeah, I wonder that a lot where you're a regular. Right? Here comes Steve again. Yeah. Like how much money some people are just putting in to just the strip joint. And then, like, how long are you there? Like, do they have a strategy of, like, guys who are just regular strip club attendees where they go, I'm going in with just 200. I'm going to just do $20 for this dance. I'm going to wait for Sabrina to come out and then I'm going to do 20. At that point, if you're such a regular, you're falling in love with some of these girls. I think they do. Like, you're falling in love. I think after that, by the seventh time, you're just like, like, I feel like if you're not going to, they're not going to go on a date with you. You're just wasting your time and money. Right. And it's so erotic. I mean, go home and, like, Google that. What do you save your money? Yeah. They're just like, yeah, those are boobs. Like, do you remember that one time, Zane? I'm not going to say the city and I'm not going to say the brand, but we went, we were in a city with some brand and the guy who was, like, the owner of the company, high up at the company, took us, treated us out to dinner and we're drinking. We're like, this is so much fun. Thank you so much for having us here. This is great. And he goes, y'all want to go to this strip club? And we're like, what? Like, this guy was high up at the company. Yeah, that was pretty crazy. That makes the entire brand people the most unprofessional thing ever. But I was like. He was just looking for a business expense. Yes. No, Patricia was there, too. Yeah, we all went. And then we were like, this is fucking crazy. This guy doing this on his own dime on a work trip. And it's crazy because nobody, nobody wanted to, nobody wanted to go. No, no. But we were just like, I mean, you're treating. Yeah, we didn't want to go, but we, like, wanted to see it through. Does that make sense? He just didn't want to be alone. I guess so. And then. He got fired. Like, that next, like, two weeks after we followed up with one of the girls because we were like, that was pretty crazy. And she goes, yeah, no, he shouldn't have done that. And ended up getting fired. Crazy shit. Literally me if I worked. Hey, what are you guys doing? That's not me. Why? Like, why did I do that? Like, why am I doing that? Oh, that's me. No, it's not. No, it's not. I was like, you have a wife and kids at home. Like, he was like, talking about. We were meeting him. He's like, oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids at home. Blah, blah, blah. This is great. Yeah. Hey, guys. Strip club. The demon came out of him. But all respect to sex work. All respect. All respect to them. But all respect. No, they have every right. Wait, speaking of stripping, you have to see this new girl that's, like, running for office. I forget exactly what, but just listen to this. Twerking her way to the polls. At least that's the hope for a local want-to-be politician. Her TikTok videos might make you blush, but they're gaining. Some serious traction tonight. Matt, you're going to die. I am an ethical person. What? Do you think that twerking is going to get people to the polls? Pardon the pun. Oh, I know. Yeah, honestly, like I said, men are kind of, we all know how they are. Look at the men that are in power now. Congressional hopeful Shelby Campbell says sex sells. Twerking for your vote in the 13th district. Oh, my. It's working. Twerking for your vote. I don't do OnlyFans like everybody just keeps saying. I was just having fun. You know, I'm young, and I'm taking advantage of social media. She says she's got booty and brains. A law student mom of two and former line worker now making cheeks blush across TikTok in an attempt to clench votes. One of the videos surfaced said, I'm a great. Would you know a if you saw one? Yeah. What was behind all that? They were calling me a. - So. I just like to be sarcastic. And if you're going to call me names, I'm going to make you feel awkward for doing so. Like, I'm just going to dish it back. Because why do you think you can talk to me like that, you know? Her opponent, incumbent congressman, whose campaign strategy is, let's say, more traditional. What's your thoughts on him? I just want younger people in office. And he's a millionaire. So I don't have that. And he does. So it's very hard for him to relate to the people. Doubling down on the critics. With more posts to come. Can we expect more, maybe, controversial videos from your TikTok? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. I have to keep it going a little bit. She's real with it, though. I know. You got to respect it. She's keeping it real. She's twerking her way to the polls. That's her thing. Honestly, I might run. I might run for office and twerk my way to the polls. I'm just disappointed. Have you seen a guy do it? I could be the first guy to do it. Let's go. Marco Washington. Markel twerking his way up to the polls. I'm just so disappointed in this 13th congressional district of Detroit. That's your candidate? So it's it? Like, what? That's her opponent. Matt, I swear to God. I thought it was like a skit. Yeah. Watching and then looking at the fucking verified news. I was like, that's insane. But also, I can see her doing this as a giant fucking prank. Like a giant joke. Like telling all her friends, no, guys, look, I'm going to just see if I can get to the final phase. I feel like she had old videos up on TikTok or something before running. And people started talking about it, bringing it up. And she just had to go all in. You know? She can't apologize for it. Right. Well, what about these old videos of you? Yeah, I'll do it right now. Because, I mean, there's nothing wrong. Like, there's nothing wrong with twerking, right? No, I'm sure every I'm sure every candidate has twerked at least once. You know, it's like she's just she's she's open. She's she's being vulnerable. And that's how you know she's going to be honest. You know what? She has my vote. I'm going to fly to Detroit and vote for her. She has my vote. Not mine. Not mine. I just can't believe her, you know, opponent. That guy with the hair. I mean. That was a toupee, right? For sure. Yeah, that's that has to be a wig. That is like. It's too good. It's too good. Because he's outrageous. And then it cuts to just that cut to him was perfect. I want to see that debate. Oh, yeah. I want to say because, you know, she's twerking at that debate. You know, she's getting out there introducing. And then she's just like, hey. Yeah. What's her walkout song for the debate? Is she trying to. It seems like just like a ploy to like get OnlyFans subscribers. Like this is a publicity. That's what I'm getting. But she says she doesn't do it. Yeah. I'm so curious how that will play out. We need a follow up once the votes are in on how that. Yeah, that'd be crazy. Like, it's crazy that one of them is going to win. Before we continue, we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast. Progressive insurance isn't a one size fits all. And shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit. That's why. Drivers have enjoyed Progressive's Name Your Price tool for years. Maybe you're picking out your very first policy or maybe you're just looking for something that works better for you and your family. No guesswork. No surprises. You know, you know, her girlfriends are just like, girl, it works. Girl, I can't believe you're about to be mayor. You fucking did it. You're about to be mayor. That happens all the time. Sometimes that happens in like student government elections, too. There'd be like a joke candidate, someone from like the travesty or comedians and just run like a parody campaign and then win people over because people are like, oh, yeah, that's funny. Like, you know, I want to be entertained. Like California. They got Mayor Bass and they got Mayor Ass over there. OK, Mayor Bass, Mayor Ass. I'm so curious to see how it's going to play out for L.A. with Spencer Pratt. Yeah, I know. I feel like that happened out of nowhere. I mean, he's running a very loud, great campaign, I think, in terms of getting people amped about him and his platform. But like. I don't know. I still struggle with it because I don't know if he has it like in him. I just can we stop electing fucking TV stars? Is that a thing? Like what's crazy is because Heath and I have followed Spencer Pratt for years because we we followed him after we did that laughing yoga video with him for MTV like fucking eight, nine years ago. So we've always followed him. And I didn't really notice the post. I remember him posting about. Oh, when the fires happened. Yeah, like a lot. And obviously, like everybody was posting about it was super sad because he lost his homes and, you know, it was just super, super fucked up. And then down the line, like years later, he started posting about it again. And I just never thought twice about it. Like and like all those videos wasn't getting tracked. I just remember it was just like doing normal, like normal engagement, whatever. But I wasn't really looking at it. And then just like recently, I decided I started I started seeing him on, like, popping up more. And I was like, wait. Wait, wait, he's running from it. And I look at his book and I go to his page. His his posts are doing so well. I'm like, oh, my God. Right. This is crazy. How did I not notice this campaign video? Yeah. And I can't believe I didn't notice it on my feet. Yeah. That his shit was like blowing up. I was like, oh, my. I cannot believe laughing yoga man is about. I mean, his heart is truly in it. Like, I completely get it. But I mean, it takes a lot to run a city and Los Angeles, especially. And I know you had a crystal. Business before and I do and like my heart goes out to him like him losing your home and I feel like that's been an entire mess, but it's just I don't know if he mentally can handle the pressure of it like I know I don't know I genuinely don't know when when is that June 2nd 3rd that's like voting day. I mean, I have Patricia. We accidentally are mail-in ballots. We accidentally threw away the envelope you put in the mail-in ballot. So we have to go vote on voting day, which everyone should go vote. It's your. Civic duty. Just the one fucking thing you need to do. Just vote. Just vote. Just vote. Just vote. But you know who I'm voting for? Everybody sucks. I'm voting for Nina. I'm voting for Nina. Who's that? Nina. Nina. Nina. Just vote. Nina. Just vote. Just vote. By the way, I fucking hated how they treated her in that video. I know, but she was a little loud. A little obnoxious. I know she was a little loud, but like they treated her like shit. And I thought, you know, I stand by her. Yeah. I still keep up with Nina. Gold. Was it goldfish? Not goldfish girl. Fish girl. Whatever her name is. She has cool hair color now. Oh, she does? What color is her hair? It's like Tekashi 69. It's like eight different colors. Yeah. That's what fish girl. Fish girl. That's her name. Yeah. Little Tekashi. Got some blue going on. For the Teen Vogue party. You know, like a little egg, a little pop. Especially for the Teen Vogue party. I love y'all know that. I love Debbie Ryan clips. We just filled Zane in on it earlier today. They just showed me it yesterday. Every time. It's so good. Every time somebody says the word blue, or just something that could relate. Mariah and I will just got some blue going on. Well, you guys say that every time he changes diaper because of his diaper. Every time he pees, there's a blue line in the middle to show that. We're like, oh, got some blue going on. People were saying that during the Winter Olympics, like the skiers, they would go down. And there was a little blue line and everyone's like, oh, it looks like this slope needs a diaper change. And I'm like, what does that mean? I don't get it. All these people are agreeing with it. But yeah, it's the diaper, that blue line. Yeah. Like a little edge, a little pop. You know, something real cool for the team. Boat party. Do you guys like Debbie Ryan clips? I do. There's one. What's the one she said? Like, I want to change the world. Oh, she goes, I went in and talked to the president of Disney and said, I want to make history. I want to make history. I think that one's worse. The other one's innocent, but that one is bad. She's like, we want to change the world. She's like, I was at the Salton Sea, just eating cheeseburgers by the beach. And then now I'm here. I've lived a lot of lives today. I don't think I've ever seen. I can't believe she's married to fucking Josh from 21 Pilots. It's so random. She won. At the end of the day, Debbie Ryan is Debbie Ryan. Like, she's kind of won me over. She was like cringy as a teen, but she owns it. When they did her little, like, hey, AD, welcome to my home. She purposely bites her lip, like when they open the door. Like, she leans into her cringe. I like when they can have fun with it. Yeah. She's cool. Kind of looks like you, Heath. I got stopped at Target. Somebody thought I was him. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Are you? I'm like. Yeah. I think you're. I think from 21 Pilots. I was like, no, I think you're more talented than him. Thank you. That was mortifying. Oh, when you were talking about going through the airport and everybody like when you collapse and like nobody was helping you. Yeah. It reminded me of this thing that literally just happened a couple of days ago. This guy. Basically got trapped in stuff. in an escalator he i saw that video oh my god the amount of people that looked at him and walked away and walked away made me sick i like i don't i don't understand how that many people walked by him where was this in america was this in our country i think it was massachusetts subway it was a subway in in massachusetts yes i believe yeah it was like the boston massachusetts area um but yeah for the people listening oh my god he's going down an escalator and he trips and falls at the end and looks like he's passed out and people walk by him but what they didn't also realize too is that his clothes ended up getting caught in the escalator completely restricting like his ability to breathe and he dies that's that's multiple people walk by and did nothing and what's even more alarming there's a damn stop button at the bottom of the escalators that can instantly like you can stop the whole thing people were saying is there one on every escalator i believe there was one at least on this i watched the news segment about it and that's what they were like really frustrated upset that just yeah no one did anything um the guy i believe though did have like mental disabilities i'm not saying that makes it any you know less severe anything but i just want to give like fully context maybe he also wasn't fully able to communicate or had the demeanor of like hey like someone helped me like what really what really pissed me off was that okay everybody else maybe they saw them they were like oh it's like you know whatever they walked by but that one guy that saw the fall and saw he was stuck there and still left i don't get it is insane to me yeah what is that phenomenon called um oh they were saying in the comments um the standby or whatever what is it yeah it says in the comments if you go to the comments it's literally like one of the top comments the bystander bystander theory that's what i was like standby bystander theory just like people uh just bystand something thinking someone else is going to handle it it's just like this syndrome we as like humans have it's like well i'm not gonna do it someone else is gonna handle that or like you know you see trash on the street you're like i'm not gonna pick that up someone else is gonna pick it up you know and like or or like when a car like a car accident happens you think somebody's gonna call 911 but nobody does yeah it looks bad and like not like a small hit like it's bad enough where like oh my god like you know somebody in that car is gonna call 911 and it's like probably needs help right now and i don't understand how you can't just like i understand if you're like on your way to work and you have to be there on time like that that makes sense but like just pull over just pull over and just fucking assess the situation yeah just in case completely so scary so scary so sad and it's like oh they were interviewing like his own mother and everything it broke my heart oh my god you know what that's that's literally final destination moment yeah like that it's just like dude it's crazy we were at the um glendale mall and mariah's shoelace got stuck in the escalator and it started sucking it in and i've never freaked out more in my life i grabbed her and pulled her away oh because i this happens more often than you think oh yeah no people like there's people that fall the the entrance of it like before the collapses collapses that's too insane yeah it started sucking her shoelace and i reacted fast grabbed her and just pulled i feel i i could see escalators not being a thing in the future like it's there's just something better i don't like i don't know what i don't know what but there's got to be something that's like a little less intense every time i get on engineering yeah i i hear you out on that i just want to know what he was saying possibly or like what was the interaction between the people that were flailing yeah the guy and the guy getting stuck in the first guy that saw him that he fell and he was still like alive yeah like what's going on here where for him to walk away that's what that like i wish there was audio on this to know what he was saying like if he was telling people he didn't need help but again like you said matt you know there's no way yeah i mean dude if you're being fucking sucked in and you can't i don't know they released the audio in a couple days he's like don't help me bitch like oh shit if you see something help something yes if you see something something say something absolutely you always hear that in the airport if you see something if you see something say something big time i do keep an eye out all the time like i'll always look and when i see a random bag in the middle and there's like sketchy when there's no one like when i see no one like weirdly near it i'll stand there and i'll wait i'll be like okay i gotta i'm always i gotta assess i'm always keep a mile for like human trafficking like there's always like signs for it at airports and stuff and like being aware of it and i'm like looking but i'm like where how is it happening you know miami they announce it all the time because like that one's real big for uh human sex trafficking do you think they do a lot of like other countries or something coming into miami or going because i always think about taken where remember that's how they that's how his daughter got taken they um right they took a taxi but the taxi guy was uh or sometimes it's just sex workers who are just getting ushered like around but like like for another client and stuff like they're going they're just moving them to like a different location too like but it's someone who's like fully trapped like it's being like i don't know how to describe it like it's not fully taken but it's just like someone's they're with someone who's watching them the whole time just making sure like no you're getting on this flight we're going together i have my eyes on you don't try to do anything smart like how did liam neeson let three times three different times taken again taken taken three well because like his daughter gets taken and taken one maybe you're the problem taken two is the mom and the daughter again and then yeah and then i don't know what happens in the third should we jump into the unwind yeah let's jump in the unwind okay my brain my brain is fried it's the pan but guys i had pancreatitis two days ago you got to give me a break give me give me give me a second well if you want to keep checking out this episode we do an unwind after every episode on our patreon patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these cameras rolling you get an extended cut of every single podcast you also get early access ad free we do a bonus episode every month a live q a every single month again all on patreon.com slash zane and he you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video form on youtube.com slash 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