327: Zane's Mom Got Life Changing Surgery!

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Like, whoa, whoa. Why are we so excited here? Yeah, right? But it was fun. I loved it. Is this a. Middle school? High school? Elementary school. Oh, you were young. But then I feel like, yeah, we did it in elementary school because that's when I was in Cub Scouts. I never became a Boy Scout. And that's like middle school, high school. Oh, that's okay. Youth groups, I feel like Young Life would do lock-ins where basically you would go to like a local gym or something and they would host it. And you would basically stay up all night. Yeah. Okay. Till the break of dawn. We had, I think the only thing, the only time I've ever experienced that was that Everglade, the little. Oh, our little field trip? Because our school. Our magnet program was environmental science. So it was like a section of the school where like Heath and I were in, where we like all of our, like half of our classes were environmental science based. So it'd be either marine biology or like biology, study a plant, just like just different things that have to do with that. So our big, big trip was they took the entire magnet program, different sections though. They like split into groups where we would go. All the way. Honestly, Heath, kind of a shitty trip. It was like, it was like, it was not that, but we, but I think we made it fun because what it turned to at night when we would go to sleep, cause they'd put us all in one. Wasn't it one giant room? Like I'm trying to remember. It was one big house. And it was like literally a fraternity. Boys and girls? Yes. But boys on one side, girls on the other. And then the adults slept in the center. Okay. It was pretty much like Love Island. No way. Yeah. It was like a hot new bombshell enters the Everglades. A hot new guy entered the villa. Oh yeah. Stuff would always like go down on the like overnight field trips. You know, people start crushing, people start holding hands. Just people start admitting things and their feelings for each other that they never have before at school. Nothing really happened on our trip, but I know on Heath's trip, Heath's little section, I, uh, what happened with the whole underwear situation? I remember you say, telling me that story. Oh, hilarious. On the. Frozen underwear? Oh, frozen underwear. On the boy's side of the house, um, some of the guys like took this one kid's underwear that he had packed and got it wet, like put it under the sink and then stuck it in the freezer. It's just like hard underwear. Classic. And then, uh. And you know that was his only pair of underwear too. Probably that's like, cause you know, we're only staying there for a night, but like you're out there, it's fucking hot, human. You're going through the swamp, you're wearing clogs. It's just like. But like icy underwear was swampy. Yeah. Swamp ass? Kinda nice. Yeah, kinda nice. But I would not say it was like, it was very informational. Like it was like a, we take a tour through the swamp and everyone's just like. Slogging. You're swatting fucking mosquitoes off you. Like it's, it was definitely more for the teachers. They loved it. Like they thought they were doing something with that, but like, I don't think we were taking anything home from that. For sure. I would like to know how many people that went into that Magnum program actually went into environmental science. Like pursued a course. As a career. As a job. Yeah. I would think the only person that went anywhere near that field and it's not even environmental is Danny. Was it the whole school had to be part of the environmental sciences? It was like its own little like branch that you could focus on academically. So I think the big thing is like with magnets, it allows you to go to schools that you're not zoned for. Yeah. Right. So you would. So we weren't allowed to go to South Plantation. People would just like do it just to be able to go to the school. Correct. That's like how Magnet programs work. But I don't think people really cared that it was based on, you know, marine biology or like having to do with that. Knowing my experience, we like a lot of the same people, a lot of our friends were going to the same school. Like I knew a few of my friends were going to the same school and like, that's like the only friends I had. So I was like, we were, I was fighting to get into that Magnum because that's writing his letter. I'm just dying to learn about these trees, please. Yeah. Some environmental science. Some junk at all. You have to get the grades. You have to, and you have to like be accepted into the Magnet program. And you know, some people didn't get accepted. Yeah. Like that sucks because like when you know all your friends are going there, but the only way to get in is in this program. It's like, damn it. Okay. And then if you didn't get like where our zone was, if you didn't get into there, you have to go to Plantation High. Okay. So our, our high school system, every school had its own like focus. Like one high school, if you wanted to do radio, television, film, they had their own like full on TV, movie studio and stuff there. Ours was long. So we had like a, we had an actual court in our school for like kids to learn how, um, just going to, uh, like, uh, how the court system is like and stuff and do simulations of like, yeah, civil suits and stuff. And they would do forensic programs. Like kids would like pose for like fake dead bodies and stuff. Oh, that's fun. That sounds awesome. It was pretty cool. But yeah, every school had its own like thing you could focus on, but I didn't do that. We planted propagules. So yeah. Yeah. Propagules. He's very good. It's a propagule. It's like a little, um, it's like a little mini like plant thing you put in baby, baby little mangrove type little seed thing. Oh, those Florida things. Yeah. It's very, it's very Florida. You always see them like on the ground out in Florida down by the Everglades and the marshes. They thought we gave a shit about any of this. Oh God. Remember those, a few teachers, he, they were like obsessed. Like all the, all the teachers in the magnet program. As they should be. As they should be. Yeah. But it was just like. You could tell all the students were just like, wrap it up, wrap it up. What was weird is we had like a whole tilapia tank in the back. Do you remember that? Y'all had real tilapia, like fish at your school? Wait, which teacher? Behind, behind Jacoby's class, like on the outside. Yes. Yes. All of those tanks. There was a bunch of like propagules inside like the water, but then there was like also like fish. They really made that section of the school look like super like crazy because it was like, oh, we want it. Cause they would invite students. They would like to invite different people. Remember Jack Cousteau's son? What? Jack Cousteau. Yeah. Jack Cousteau. Son. Oh, that's very cool. I mean, he's like the most iconic oceanographer, marine biologist of all time. Right? Yes. So it was like, they wanted to like impress people like that. And, and our teacher was sitting there like this. Oh yeah. She was biting her lip. He basically invented the scuba tank. Right? Didn't Jack Cousteau do that? Something. Yeah. I know like Life Aquatic of Steve Zissou, the Wes Anderson film is like, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's coffee time. Utah, baby. Let's go. I honestly don't even know what the hell I was doing. I was like rowing a boat. And then I was like, I had the submarine light. It looked good. Oh, okay. I was like, you know, dude, it's hard since Mariah's been gone. I've been trying to replace her with like the whole Matt and Mariah gig. I'm just trying, or a bit. I'm just trying to like. Participate. You're fine. Yeah, yeah. I'm just doing my best. I will never be as good as Mariah, but like, you know, I try my best. All right. Welcome back to Zany Heath on Filter, baby. I'm Zany. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And thank you again for coming to another episode. I hope you guys have had a lovely, lovely week. Seriously. I hope it's been lovely. I'm finally like getting like readjusted. I'm still like jet lag, but not, but kind of. Yeah. I'm glad that you finally got to go to China though. It looked beautiful, by the way. Like when that picture that you showed of like the tower, it looks like. Oh, the summer palace one? - Yeah. - Like just from your room? In Shanghai. Oh, yes. It just looked like you were, like, it looked like you hopped in a time machine and you were, like, 50 years ahead. It was just, like, insane to see. Buddy, it felt like I was in a time machine, especially in Shanghai. That is, like, that is crazy. That looks like a video game. It just looks like. Shanghai was like New York City, but on steroids. Yeah. I think it's the best way for me to, like, truly describe it. It was just this endless metropolis. What is that building right there? That is the, I believe it's called the Oriental Pearl Tower. Basically, the Pearl Tower. It's, I think, mostly just, like, kind of an observation deck. It's not, like. It's like Eiffel Tower. It's just, like, you kind of go to the top, look, go down. It adds a lot to, like, the landscape of everything. Yeah. Or the skyline. But I don't think there are offices in it. And Patricia and I really didn't go in it because the view in our hotel room was, like, amazing. We were basically eye level to it. So, we were, like, why should we get in that to see another view? But definitely, I splurged a bit. To have that view because it just, oh, it was just gorgeous looking at it every day. I would probably, like, I think one of my priorities would be to try to get a room that I have a good view of Shanghai like that. What was, what would you say your top, like, your pros and cons of Shanghai? Of Shanghai. What did you love and where you were just, like, ooh, I don't, like, I don't fuck with this. I'm glad that we don't have this. Great questions. I think the pros I loved about Shanghai was, I mean, it's similar to what we experienced any time when we went to Japan and Korea. It's just their efficiency out there. They really have thought of everything. It's a very organized city, especially it's very pedestrian friendly. Even, like, your customer service experience when you just transactions, going into, like, a restaurant, ordering your food. I swear everything came out like that. We never had cash at all on us. It's a completely, like, cashless. Oh, wait. Was Japan like that, too? I feel like they took a lot of cards and Apple. We had some cash on us if we were ever in a pinch. But truly out there. Like, for caps, yeah. But with that, though, that is a bit of a con because when you are going to China, everything out there is, like, on a whole different system of apps and everything. Like, they don't, like, have Venmo or really Apple Pay and stuff. Some places have Apple Pay. Oh, they don't have Apple Pay. But as Americans, you have to have this thing called Alipay, which is this app. And this is not an ad me talking about it. But it's this, like, QR code that they either scan or you scan theirs and you pay them like that. Oh, so it's like Venmo. Almost like Venmo. You scan the barcode, pay, boom, done. It's just like that. Very instantaneous. Oh, and that's like that when you're shopping, when you go to restaurants. Everywhere. It's like that. I can't even imagine pulling out my Venmo to pay a restaurant money to feed me. Oh, yeah. Okay. So that's how it worked. And also in the app is basically their Uber, which is called DD Taxi. And, dude, the Ubers out there, it is crazy how cheap it is. Also, just China in general, how strong the American dollar is out there. Yeah. For us to go. So an hour and a half, we, like, went to this one river town city that was really awesome. I believe it's called Jujiajiao or Jujiajiao. Okay, Matt, get it. And it was like an hour and a half to get there. Guess how much, like, the Uber was. Can I guess? Yeah, yeah. Let me guess. 20 bucks. Just about. Like, $25. That's crazy. That's insane. $25. And if you wanted to spend, like. That would cost. That would cost. Oh, well over 130 bucks. Easy, easy. And that was, like, also being in a luxury. Curious one, too. Like, getting the XL and everything. So that was, it was just insane being able to get around via taxi and, like, these Ubers on an insanely cheap, like, dollar. Would you say it was more convenient than Japan? In terms of what? Like, getting around? Yeah, just like, just like you said. Like, you were saying, like, the system. I would say equal. My only complaint is sometimes I feel like it would say, oh, yeah, the Ubers are, like, two minutes away, but it really would be, like, seven minutes every time. Oh, okay. That was kind of, like, a little annoying. Um, and then there were some instances where I was just taking straight up cabs. I wasn't using the app, but they didn't have, like, the international AliPay for, like, Americans. And then there just were times where I was in, like, well, I don't know how to pay you. Oh, kind of a situation. But that's when you would have cash on you. Well, we didn't. Oh, you did. Yeah. Well, we'll make, uh, we'll mail cash. I don't have cash. Oh, it was fun really getting to bust on my Mandarin, too. Matt trying to, Matt, Matt trying to not pay for anything other than, yeah, we'll mail. We'll mail. American. I do not have. I do not have. So, okay. Did that answer your question, too, about conveniences and stuff like that? Was it as clean as Japan? Okay. I wouldn't say no. It isn't as clean. It's definitely a little grittier. And once again, anybody who lives in China, I'm just speaking on my own experience being there. I know that this is a massive country with also has, like, a billion people. So, no, it is insanely clean, especially on the streets and everything. It's also insanely safe as well. Yeah. If I were to say, like. The way it's grittier, the smoking culture out there is pretty damn strong. Okay. Like, it, cig, cig culture is real. People are out in China smoking cigs. More than, more than Paris? Great question. I think in Paris, it's a lot of people sitting down and smoking. I don't feel like they're out and about, like, really walking. Like, when I think of Paris and smoking cigarettes, I think it's, yeah, you're at your cafe is going. Just having a little cig. Out there, it is, like. You can smell the cigarettes, like, in the air. It is just, like, they're cold. Like, they, like, tough shit if you don't like cigarettes. Yeah, tough shit. Deal with it. If you're smoking around them, you got to leave. Like, so, for restaurants, was there still smoking sections or was it? It was never indoors. But. Okay. Here's where I say this thing about going indoors. The bathrooms there, it says no smoking. And it's all the signs. Please don't smoke in the bathrooms. Dude, everybody is smoking in the bathrooms. In the stalls. Cigarettes in the stalls. Yes. Wait, wait, why though? In restaurants? Well, one, when you have a cig, you kind of need to take a shit. Like, right? You know, it's kind of like it's a, what's the word? It's like a muscle relaxer. I know, but, like, where? I'm confused. So, I'm not saying when you go into the bathrooms, there are people sitting there by the sink smoking cigarettes. This is why, okay, that's. No, you can smell it because everyone is in their stalls smoking cigarettes. That's crazy. And I don't know if they're really, they're, like, fully lighting it. But they also have those digital ones where, like, you put your cigarette inside of it and it's kind of burning. I've seen that in Europe a lot. They had that a lot in Japan, too. But it doesn't, it does not matter how nice of an establishment you're in. Like, we are in, like, the finest of malls that are beautiful, big, grand, super clean, everything. When you go to the bathrooms, though, it just smells like cigarettes. Got it. And there's even attendant to every single bathroom. Like, I'm not saying they're, like, giving you mints and cologne and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a person who's making sure that, you know, the soap's filled and there's towels and everything. Because there's so many people in China. Yeah. I never once felt like. Like, claustrophobic that there's that many people out there. But they're just dealing with a lot of people coming in and out. Yeah. So, in cigarettes, it's just part of their culture there. It just smelled like cigs. And another thing. Do they have the same brands as here? Or is it completely different out there? I didn't. I would sometimes look at, like, all the different cartons of cigarettes. Yeah. I didn't recognize. There wasn't, like, Marlboros or American Spirits. Oh, cool. You see, I would have brought some of those home. Like, to me, that's so cool. Look at that. They definitely didn't have, like, this is going to give you cancer. Or, like, the Surgeon General warnings don't look that strong. I mean, are you sure? It probably does say it. Probably. But it's not, like, you know, as in your face as it is for other countries. This is pretty, though. That is definitely. They have the prettiest boxes of cigarettes out of everybody. Of course. Yeah. Wait. Go back to that picture. Are the pandas doing it on that one on the right? 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And it really never, like, was that serious, but there was, like, when we were in line taking, like, the gondola up to the Great Wall of China, there were these two ladies behind us, and they were just, like, pushing. and pushing right behind us, looking for any moment for Patricia and I. like just to maybe like be sideways for them to cut in front of us but i mean these are very tiny things and i did some research on it and it's because it's such a big big country it's kind of survival of the fittest out there in terms of getting what you want and this is a little bit of a generational thing of wherever these people come from yeah um who just have that habit okay so there is kind of a surge in general warning on them but smoking is harmful to health quitting smoking can reduce there we go but it's not pictures of like your neck opened up like they have yes dead babies or anything like that you know we don't have that either though it's more like the um uh european countries right european yeah yeah the um how were the airports in china no no but are they but are people because i mean no if you're gonna skip anywhere i think china the airports would have been like no the airports are pretty well like uh in order that would be a get you on their flight like everything went so smoothly at the airports i did not have any like bad experiences there with people cutting lines and the cutting line things very very small okay and another thing and i promise i'll get done with the weird stuff first i want to tell you all the great things and just because like was there any like cons oh because of the smoking stuff some people just like spit on the ground like oh okay like you'd be like walking and like a dude's like it's like right on the ground you're like whoa inside or outside no oh inside yes sometimes it's not like it happens all the time but it's definitely something like in america like in american culture if you saw indoors in a mall oh indoors yeah indoors yeah outdoors sure but you would see it kind of often and i'm not saying like everyone's doing it it's not like the whole ground's covered in spit i think you're seeing more people spit on the grounds because everyone's smoking cigarettes everybody here was smoking cigarettes people would be spitting on the ground oh correct it's because of the cigarette smokers that's when they're spitting on the ground oh and you know their shit oh the filter's probably like real low where they're getting like heavy hits in their cigarettes they don't have that light shit yeah especially since they're so used to smoking you know they're they're taller they they're tolerant to like the really really heavy cigarettes they're reds they're our reds are their lights yeah probably yes yes now do you remember how like japan a lot of like the people we interacted with the customer service there is very like gracious very like oh like they're very like orderly like they're um they're they're very polite as well but they're also like very serious but they're also like really funny like chinese people especially dealing with foreigners if you show them like your funny side they're they like like to vibe with it and i'm saying this from my own experience like we went to this place called the ap plaza which is basically where they got a lot of like the fakes and stuff and you have to like how you get to like haggle haggle with them yeah and bargain with them and i mean dude it was like crazy we were walking through this place and everyone's like lady lady lady here get this scarf man man man man man uh don't you want some airpods blah blah blah everyone's just like in your face and stuff and everyone's patricia and i you know we had some friends and family who wanted you know to check out some bags and stuff and we were like sure but they didn't know that this little white foreigner boy knows a bit of mandarin so i'm like going in i'm like laoban and they're like and i'm like and then they were like you know they would get pull out their calculator and you would after you asked how much something was they would give you the price and like the prices of what they're trying to sell you something that they probably they want to try to sell it to you for like 500 bucks but really what you're trying to buy is worth at least 75 100 oh wow oh they're they're going up that much yes they go up that much and then you go laoban piangi edm how do you say i'm not just because just because i'm just saying like laoban is boss like piangi edm ma or ba i can't remember but it's like i think it's ma can you make it a little cheaper like come on work with me yeah and then visiting and then they're like okay okay you want me to make it a little cheaper all right because they probably get so many tourists so many times and a lot of people were probably really mean to them too like who are very like kind of firm with them going no it has to be this yeah i'm being like really silly and goofy with them and like very overdramatic i'm like tai guayla tai guayla like which is like too expensive just shaking my head like crazy what's the word we're saying which is like that's great guayla means expensive so tai guayla is like that's expensive you just got to shake your head most of them did not know english right um no they do they do they do know english but i think if you like know a bit of mandarin they're they're really wanting to work with you exactly so patricia we are just having a ball with these ladies who are trying to us to get us to pay a whole bunch and i was even watching some tiktoks on like other phrases to say and one was like laoban which is like make me look pretty okay when you say that line they're like okay okay okay okay and they give you a price and then at that point you look at it and you go no i want it lower and they're like no no no no and you go bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye you walk out and then they'll chase you down and they go fine fine fine i'll sell it to you for the price so because they're definitely not getting anybody that lives there because they know not to buy that shit they know they're probably gonna over i was wondering that the whole time i was also like do foreigners ever like get a local to come with them to like help bargain them but that was like no way because they would probably all know this like because bargainers because if somebody from china was coming here and they wanted to buy a car they're most likely gonna go to heath and be like i really need you to help me buy a car without having to pay all this money extra money it'd be a good gig for a middle man but yeah that was just such a fun rush we just had a really good time like just haggling with people down there um so that was fun what was your favorite thing to eat there favorite thing to eat there i mean the dumplings the soup dumplings are just uh fantastic xiao long pao which is like you know they sell them at din tai fong yeah like those are fantastic heath i remember you asking like i'm dying to know how the cuisine is compared to like american chinese yes it's pretty different it's not like what you it's like very i mean it's the same way you experience when you like go to italy expecting like true american italian food because like also chinese italian food or chinese american food was made like in the 50s and 60s to appease like american palates and stuff so it uses a lot of ingredients that were really familiar with that they don't necessarily have out there um and we had a great time eating all the food i mean we did hot pot we had a lot of dumplings we had um a lot of really great steak and stuff but i wish i truly had a local friend who knew the cuisine like the back of their hands because i would have been more willing to open and try dishes that i didn't have did you check your dms there could have been somebody out there that like lived there because normally when we go out of the country we post there's usually it could be like two people that are like oh my god let me know if you want me to share your food with you if you want me to share your food with you let me know if you want me to show you around and i should have zane i didn't i didn't oh you could have done a whole story talking in mandarin like hey i'm here in china if anybody's out here that would have been that would have gotten we loved it so much we're so down to go back so is that snake i believe that's yes snake it could be eel there was it was crazy though we were when we were in that river town there was one sand that had like you know uh scorpions beetles centipede try it no i didn't oh you should have that would have been a good idea i would have been like oh you should have that would have been a good idea i would have been like oh you should have that would have been a good idea i would have been like oh you should have that would have been a good idea you should have that would have been a good idea i would have been like oh you should have that like a video i did not i know i should have but like there's part of me where i'm like i so that was a big question i also had to my friend out there who i met up with who was a local the thing is these are but this is not like not i don't want to put out that this is what everyone eats out in china i'm just saying if i walked up to this this is a novel this is still like a novelty experience for people to do it it is part of like a crazy wow factor like oh whoa you ate a bug it's not like and you know what i think it's the shape right if that was all chopped into pieces and thrown on rice and they're like this is scorpion i think i'd be like oh yeah you know what i'll try it like a sausage like scorpion sausage put it in a patty yeah it's the whole scorpion like with a stick like there's just something about seeing the whole thing i think it's like imagine getting a chicken so yeah i debated on like buying it and posting about it but then it was just like i don't want people to think that this is what like chinese food yeah so anyways that was pretty interesting we also got our ears cleaned we went to a place there was like a whole stall where they were cleaning your ears and patricia's always been telling me you need to get your ears cleaned you can't understand a word i'm saying blah blah blah blah and it was finally time well so finally and i sat down and yours were cleaner cleaner than patricia no way patricia's weren't like disgusting but i'll say this patricia she's pretty big are you big into uh cleaning your ears with the cotton swab okay so i don't go inside my ear because i heard you're not supposed to do that i actually only clean the outer part so that's good yeah i clean your nose and cranny okay yeah yeah well patricia's she's a big you know ritual yeah she had a pretty kind of like decent chunk i think it's because it pushes it down in if you like if you do that you're just like packing it down yeah you're supposed to literally like go like put like make a ring around like that and then pull it out like try to like you know yeah zane does it it's like a shrek where he pulls out the way it's a full candle light it up yeah no i definitely i i need to do it again last time i did it was like five years ago it is freaky though when like they're in your ear and you can like see your ear drum like deep into your canal and they're so close but like they're not gonna puncture it they're so good at what they're doing but you're just like you you feel just like i don't know so vulnerable and it does there is something very volt like like them in your ear like that and you feel like your ear is drowning and you're like whoa this does not and like it was weird when they were in my ear i would only tear up and like cry out of this eye like not out of like pain but it was just such a pain and i was like i'm gonna cry out of this eye some reaction out of my body. And when they were on this year, I would start tearing in this eye. would always have to like sneeze or cough or whatever did you feel cleared out though after yeah and then but we were a little like it felt so like raw and clean that we were worried we were like gonna get like an ear infection after just because our ears were just yeah wiped of all of its like uh natural lubrication that's also just like very raw too like you know it's like squeaky clean now you're just like it just you feel every like sound wave i feel like hitting your eardrum patricia was mortified like of what she had compared to me and i'm like don't you ever tell me baby you never listen to me too dirty like i mean oh is that that thing they're wearing on their head it's like a micro like uh we didn't these are like people on the streets kind of doing it we were in one where like you had an actual camera it looked like we were getting like a colonoscopy on could you could you see her camera when she was getting it done okay yeah that's so funny that's really good um oh dude the cars out there you I wish was it minivan culture like japan like the crazy minivans yes uh yes it was definitely like a whole bunch of brands of cars that we don't get in the u.s because they can't sell chinese cars in america i mean in you would see like mercedes you would see volkswagens and stuff but dude there was one car that i loved that was like basically kind of like our uber xl like taxis that would drive us around these these kind of chinese minivans okay matt you were getting the black like the ones where you can like truly scoot the seat all the way back and you have so much space like in the back area but this one car heat that i like loved it's called the icar like almost like ipod okay b23 zane you don't understand like the prices for like high-end luxury cars there like what you would think would be a hundred and fifty thousand dollar car here is 30 grand there guess how much this one so this one the icar v23 and for our listeners it's like almost like a g wagon bronco uh-huh suzuki jimny kind of thing just a beast of a badass kind of fun sport utility car i want it this car costs sixteen thousand dollars yeah is it wait is it is it as big as a g wagon i think close to it's not like the jeep renegade right that one that one was the biggest it's more petite maybe than a g wagon but it's still like badass fun and looks really cool to zip around it i would a hundred percent buy that fucking orange one that's i know right it's so the tech inside the cars was just very impressive oh yeah well anytime we were getting in cars it just felt like the interiors of what they were working with were just a little bit more advanced hell but you know kia souls these days probably still have amazing screens and you're not allowed to buy a car like that and bring it here right i don't think so but they are opening up that huge thing where japanese cars are about to uh be a lot more friendlier to buy out here especially in terms of like labor trucks wait wait what do you mean there i wish i had more information on this so you know there's certain cars that you can't get in the united states and if you were to import them there's an import ban so it's got to be over i think it's like 20 years old or 25 years old something like that oh in order for you to import it to the united states and then you got to like pay to ship it all sorts of like paperwork and everything there's a 100 tariff which basically means you're paying for the car twice right but some of the cars like three thousand dollars exactly i'd pay i mean that orange that orange little bronco yes why not why not it felt very very safe too like you never had like a bad vibe or someone's gonna pickpocket you or you felt sketched out truly like getting scammed by people occasionally someone would like come up and try to hustle us maybe to go into like a room to buy some art and stuff which is like a total scam they have out there but like besides that because it's really well monitored i guess in terms of security cameras there oh my friend who lives out um in china he told me that he lost his wallet one day went to the police station no and they were like okay where were you when you felt like you lost your wallet we're able to like identify him on the street and he was like oh my god i'm so sorry street cameras and they found out they found his wallet within like 15 minutes bro they would never do that out here i know bro they would literally like not even like if if you came in and you lost your wallet they'd be like good luck we don't do that they have a whole system for it for identifying it so you really can't get away with like a lot of crimes especially i think in the bigger cities of where we're at because of how uh the surveillance is out there yeah i have not it didn't my friend never told me horror stories where he felt like it was to the point of an attack on him but he was like okay i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna do this oh yeah yeah her did you see a lot of cops out there was there like police uh yes i there were like a handful of police officers but i never knew like i felt like there were like different rankings of different types of officers like they all weren't wearing like the same type of uniform so sure they were out there and like ours it's like a highway patrol you got like the regular police then you got like the i feel like they're in different uniforms my friend in beijing told me like they also don't really have guns and they don't even have tasers oh on them none of them have it on them it's also against the law to even like get in fights too and if you start the fight you get in even more trouble too so like fights aren't really like happening oh i feel like i feel like it's like that here too unless unless you don't press charges right unless sure but like i mean if you get in a fight like in a bar they just like kick you out like it's not like you're going to jail because you got into a fight it depends on the level of where you're in a fight i guess if someone starts to fight at a bar in china it doesn't even matter if they're both like yeah okay they'll just like police are already like already involved i guess so i wish i could like truly confirm that uh for you but yeah interesting that was pretty crazy wait is this is this oh this is just probably like i never saw this is just an image of like ai robots and stuff i didn't see anything like that this is a great picture dude they look great it looks legit yeah it looks sick it looks like a movie one thing i learned recently though they're so their population growth is a little bit like on the decline right now and they're trying to get more people to like have kids oh don't well don't they have like a rule with how many people are they used to be that's like almost like decades ago from when we were kids all right well you see i know my history one child policy which also i feel like wasn't even really like a lot it was just this thing they were trying to like get everyone on the same page about but it also depended on like how much money you were making and not having that many kids but my friend told me uh oh yeah so one child policy was in 1980 and ended in 2015 so oh honestly not that long ago yeah that it stopped but my friend told me this he said that condoms right now they're like taxing condoms because to make condoms more expensive because they want people to be having their kids wow which i thought was like kind of you can't do that you can't put a ban like that for what was it you said they're making condoms more expensive but they want people to have kids because that's gonna make someone like well i'm not gonna buy the condom then it's gonna be oh by making it more expensive maybe in a way will i don't know yeah i look at it like that i think they're just trying to like tinker with it to see if that maybe will cause a little bit more up in the sometimes i feel like i get it but sometimes i feel like the government thinks that we're stupid like when they think like shit like that is gonna work like no that just sounds like a public health crisis yeah honestly that's it's more dangerous yeah with that than anything discover a spectacular island destination with crystal blue seas endless sunshine and the cool bahamian breeze in nassau bahamas offers your choice of three luxury hotels the richly refined rosewood the playfully hip sls and the stylishly modern grand hyatt with over 45 restaurants bars and lounges bahamar serves up delicious dining from world-renowned chefs like daniel balud and 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gundam you know like oh i bought a gundam like no i love you remember gundam models yeah like you can go into like hobby shops pokemon stores like a model oh yeah man you got one because i remember as a kid back in the pokemon card days i would go to these hobby shops and i would beg my dad to like buy one of these and my dad would be like matt you don't understand these are for like big kids adults because it's a bunch of tiny little plastic pieces yeah that you have to like have these special pliers for and it can take you days and weeks depending on how much time you devote onto it to finish it out but i just i was in this store oh i haven't started but i can't wait it's just gonna be like this new little fucking oh it's gonna be a part of your christmas village he's just on top of the city no this is just something for me to like have my christmas village fixed to get off my phone when i'm not knitting all right just to get my mind you should make you should make him a little uh less sweater yeah okay so i'm fired up about that also i learned about this in beijing these things called win one nuts so it's these walnuts oh yeah they're literally walnuts but but it's this huge like trend right now or the win one w e n w a n realistic oh yeah they're these walnuts and in a way like a fidget this looks this this feels like 3d printing like it doesn't feel like it actually you roll these around in your hand like this just rubbing them together all right man and over the course of maybe a year three four years they can turn into like a jade like quality no like they get a little patina on them and they start shining and glistening like the dark ones on the yeah the really dark ones that's what they turn into come on and there was in this market there were people like selling these there were people in these massive tents looking at each one because they want to have this new fidget for like the rest of the next few years and are just trying to get one that fits good in their hand and this one lady looked at the size of my hand she gave me them and i'm like so i just spin these around i mean is this it's more of a fidget spinner it's not like for good luck or like it almost has this acupuncture zen like quality too it's good for dexterity it's just something that's like keeps your hands busy fights arthritis yeah so i've been watching shows and stuff but like once you get it going and really i can't even turn it that's how it was i can't even turn it both hands both hands uh yeah you can do both hands if you want to you got it come on bookie but i'm it's my new little favorite uh thing to whittle on and work on you gotta brush them and stuff so stay so now that y'all can see the colors of them hopefully by next year my nuts gonna be looking you break them oh i want to i want to be able to play with your nuts sometimes okay we'll get ready i'm gonna be working on these big time cool so i can't wait for it to i mean that's what they say it's gonna look like like the um the j like right there yeah that's what they turn into and they can be worth like thousands of dollars if you get it till like all right maybe give it to your kids your kids can uh inherit it yeah in heirloom yeah it just goes up in uh in uh value that was china any well i don't know any other questions you have no i think that's it sounds like you had a lot of fun i loved the i loved all the content the great wall such a sight to see it was pretty cool they take you on a little gondola you go up and the gondola wait time was like an hour which wasn't that bad we got there like pretty early and we just walked like up and down like the great wall just a little section of it did it feel insanely big being there like looking at from one end to the other because obviously yeah and just knowing that this keeps going and going and going yeah this scale of it was pretty crazy oh i did not go into the forbidden city though oh city and uh why am i timanian square tiananmen tiananmen square god that oh that's where that picture yeah that i didn't go to and the forbidden city which is really stupid of me because i didn't realize that you needed to get tickets like way in advance like a month in advance and i thought i had also one friend who told me that you can just walk into the square that wasn't true you needed to have a ticket for that like patricia we showed up and thought we could like do both and i saw one tiktok that said oh if you're a foreigner you can actually get in this line and they'll give you a ticket that wasn't like why would your friend tell you that i don't know it was because i think it maybe was a bit different like when he went a little bit before covid or maybe a couple years ago it was before covid okay and i don't know it was just the flux of traffic that day that's really sick i know i know maybe next time i feel like you'll be back there next time for sure but that was like my one bus as a tourist was kind of not doing that yeah but you really took advantage of every day like you went out yes good good loved it truly loved it cannot wait my biggest regret was not doing another city i felt like four days in shanghai and four days in beijing was like maybe too many days in those cities i wish i squeezed another city in between those days yeah a part of me feel like when we went to japan i wish i wanted more yeah i wish that we got to go to more of like the remote type of areas in japan or like go to the mountain like i don't know i i feel like you need to experience both like city life and also like would you say rural no yeah more like yeah yeah more like city life and rural life in every place that you go you know what i mean because that's like being like oh i went to the united states and you only went to new york yeah it's like you gotta you gotta really hit like the yeah yeah yeah like that like i wanna i wanna be able to see like nature at the same time along with like a city yeah that is so beautiful it was cool taking the uh the bullet train from shanghai to beijing oh the bullet train that was like four and a half hours how fast basically that go i wish i could tell you the exact miles per hour i mean probably like 160 miles per hour okay um that is like basically going from new york to chicago in four and a half hours rapid transit in the united states go from new york to chicago on a train that's gonna be about 20 hours wait yeah that's fucking insane dude did it feel like you're going super fast on the train or like because the way they build it we were going really really fast when another train would pass us going the other way other direction yeah but it was i mean yeah you're going by fast but you're seeing just so much of like rural china it was really cool does it take turns going fast or is it like a straight line fast and then it slows down if you gotta like kind of like uh straight shoot most of the time i feel like we slow down one time to stop at one station maybe it was like bending in certain areas that i wasn't noticing what was the vibe on the plane like did they have like like good little like food cards did they have like a place that you can order coffee yeah yeah just on the train there was a qr code you could scan and you could like order food and stuff but they gave us already a little snack box have you ever rode the bright line all right do you know what the bright line looks like the one that you guys have in florida yeah does it kind of is it like very wide because the bright line is very wide like i feel like it's like very spacious i feel like this train was very similar to the ones we were on in japan oh okay so it makes me piss yeah damn like looking at from outside of a window that's fucking fast zoom in yeah i think i think i would kind of freak out oh those chairs are nice we did that was business class we did first class which okay matt train yourself you deserve it well because like business class was like a little stupid expensive i'm like for a train oh so you might as well just that was like a fully plain like flight like i'm not gonna spend like five hundred dollars each for patricia and i for like four and a half hours like on a train this was more than first yes oh oh normally this is like normally first is more than business yeah that's why i got confused but it was so cool well i'm glad you had cool a lot of fun nice yeah that was china that was great i feel like i don't even need to go to china you should go you should go i will i will i will how's tony i know we ask every week but you know he does grow a lot oh my gosh the videos i feel like he's growing before my i know i know even since last time i saw him like i like him like making all that noise i'm like oh my god he was not doing all that when i was there yeah it's crazy he's like i don't know he's getting like a full personality now it's so weird um what'd we do today with him oh we took him out to um this little uh bagel joint nearby all right does he like eating bagels now um quick no but i really want to start like testing some food with him like i i know he's not supposed to yet but i'm like i don't know he seems seems ready to me yeah um i just want to like give him some little treats because i just like i get so excited because i'll be eating something i'm like dude you're gonna love this like you're gonna go crazy over macaroni you just gotta like chew it up a little bit and then just kind of yeah just be like a bird yeah like a bird bird when do babies get teeth six eight months but apparently some babies are born with teeth i saw this lady she was like she just had her baby yeah and she was talking about like getting ready to like breastfeed or whatever and she was like i can't even breastfeed now because my baby has full-blown teeth and i was like at three months sometimes like babies are born born with born yeah oh my god lose those teeth to then get their baby yeah it's like pre you know and it's crazy that some people just like don't lose that baby t my mom she had a baby your mom her whole life crazy whoa i really yeah like what is this like that what is the fucking science behind like what happens like there's all different types of bones that are so yeah she never had an adult tooth above it so she just had that baby tooth her whole life she just recently got it pulled just because it was old but just the sperm and egg cooking up and they're just like oh forgot a tooth it's just it's so insane to me have you ever seen i feel like we've shown it before like but a baby's skull yes like all the teeth oh my god it's insane it's like a shark yeah hypodontia missing one to five teeth or congenitally oh okay your mom had hypodontia he i should tell her it's a pretty name it really is uh one to five yeah he's doing good we went we went got bagels we took him to this little park did a little photo shoot um okay i know i'm loving all the photos you guys are good with that yeah we got some cute pics of him today i don't know i just wish you guys did it to yourselves i'm like i'm getting pissed though because his outfits are so fucking good i'm like mariah needs to just start dressing me yeah he looks so cool and i'm just like damn here but you know you know you i could see mariah just constantly going shopping for and just so excited she's not even shopping for herself anymore it's just like i just want to dress up they grow out of the outfits so fast i know i know we're always like buying our niece and nephew outfits and i'm like i want all once i have kids i was gonna heath i was gonna uh send you you and mariah this but like i don't know sometimes i feel like i send you baby stuff and i'm like they most likely have seen this yeah they're probably so fucking no because i'm sure all their friends oh you oh no no i was gonna send you so there is this hack that they do where because a baby's grow so quick you know the um you know oh where you cut the onesie cut the onesie and then you flip it it's like this tape thing and it like it just becomes a shirt i was like oh i'm gonna send some ryan but i was like is she gonna see it i don't even know if she'll see it so i okay he looking like fred flintstone with those come on now them pants are fire wait those pants are i love it but i know but i know if i was wearing that y'all give me fuck you never let me have it you can be wearing this in two weeks are you kidding me but like that is literally my coachella fit like that like to me that is like what exactly what i would want to wear jared open the other one i said i never thought i'd be jealous of a baby's outfit look at that oh in the green socks oh oh that he'd be careful with that hat you don't want him to start losing that hair early be careful let that hair grow they get it they get it from uh the mom so he's taking care of oh he's got that italian it comes i don't know man because i i think i got my dad's fucking hair loss i don't think i have my mom's no no no what is your mom's dad's what is your grandpa on your mom's side he has a full head of hair so i don't i don't i have a hard time believing that you might want to uh get that 23andme check oh so this is like a very like it's 100 like it comes from the mom's side a pair allegedly allegedly all right all right uh but yeah it was a good good day got back uh did some stuff around the house um trying to get fully organized down here in the basement got a lot of stuff to do still when's that like when's the last time you guys went out to dinner i thought recently like two days because i feel like oh you oh you do okay you still do well like like this morning we went to the bagel shop with him and like ate it there so like technically like we went out to eat did he go did he go out to uh have you done a late dinner since craigs not to that level like we've gone places but nothing like like a nice sit-down restaurant like just like normal y'all need to practice so you can do it more in the in the in the future i know well jared's jared's coming in like a week so jared we'll take you out somewhere nice we'll go get a little dinner together as a family you got it you got it you got it you got to let have him practice to stay up at night that's what my dad did with me and i'm really glad he did he what i just told zane so yes two nights ago he slept completely through the night for the first time ever crazy went to bed um like 10 30 11 and woke up at 6 30 in the morning and we're like it was like and then i was like we need to repeat exactly what we did this oh did you he did it again last night oh wow guys oh you guys are probably so thrilled you just you get to have the night now yeah oh that's amazing okay are you gonna just start feeding him the same thing every single day same routine just to see if it works but you should you should you should do it again next time i'm gonna do it again next time i'm gonna do it again next time change it 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c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply can he uh sit in a high chair so we have him um in his so like when we eat dinner like we'll sit at the table and we have a high chair but we put like um like a little blanket kind of rolled up to fill the side gaps because he's not like super big in it um yeah he can sit up but not like like a big good i guess would so we kind of like cushion it to like keep him from wiggling out like that makes it yeah i've always seen people who do like the frozen bag of pete or you get some peas and you put it like in a ziploc bag with some water and then you tape that on top of like the high chair like uh tray and they just like play with that okay the piece is busy for hours this mom is just like this has been incredible this is something you saw on tiktok just a mom and she just puts like a some frozen peas and some water and then tapes that onto the okay and that baby just is like this is the most entertaining thing that they have ever seen who the hell came up with that and i'm like so i want to do that hell i i will i want that at my table too that would entertain me and that is funny so nine months so when the when tony gets to nine months please do this and report back screen yeah no i do like it's a screen free sensory activity yeah because it does it's a screen free sensory activity yeah because it does it's a screen free sensory activity yeah because it does it's a screen free sensory activity yeah because it does it's a screen free sensory activity yeah because it does it like it feels like a screen so it feels like you're looking at a screen and you're like touching it and the the bubbles are moving you should he try that with him this week and report back okay how much he likes it i'll give him a bag of peas that's that low budget suit i know right because like parents always that's all you need so much money on toys and stuff is sometimes the most little things that they just like no honestly can't get enough of see how see how long you can go without having him like look at a screen like yeah it's it's such a good like just see how he does imagine him being a kid and you see that he's like so much not better but like his his like attention span is so much better than the other kids around that are constantly on their ipad like it'd be such a good experiment just to see okay look let's see experiment on your child for us yeah yeah of course but this is a healthy experiment yeah absolutely but yeah it's a little yeah that's dude that's what mariah would do the fucking cardboard section yeah just a whole sensory they just work feel different textures you know yeah no i love this oh yeah i saw like a dad one time like built this huge like sensory board thing that he has like on the wall in his kid's room yeah it's just a bunch of weird different little digits and doodads and spinners yeah little doors you open up there's a picture of mommy and daddy and stuff and they just like i'm for you you should play with him uh you know the hole in the box friend oh what's in the box the hole in the box where they put the uh their hand in and they feel is like what is it okay play that with them oh yeah that's you see that's cute yeah look how happy he is the bunch no ipad no spot no no tv no spongebob it's just it's just that it's all you need uh but other than that it you know it's just it's going it's going good uh good man love that and mariah's doing good yeah she's killing i see i see i see she's dancing again she posted a little dancing video we're very excited to see it that's what i hate about instagram when like you can be like looking at it just you open it up in like no i'm pissed tiktok too zane i was like oh you finally posted uh you falling on the ice gates so i commented on it i saw you comment dude literally yesterday i saw and i was just like and i literally said it out loud to daniel i was like why the fuck is he i thought his instagram's doing it now it just popped up for me and i was like oh good he finally posted it oh i know but then it makes it seem like you're like a creep like you you went to like someone's instagram and you're like went deep zane i thought you posted it yesterday so i was like oh i'm gonna be one of the first to comment i sent it and then i went to like scroll down i was like wait what well i posted that a month and a half ago i know it's crazy you didn't see that good thing people are on the same page about that stuff because oh it makes me cringe y'all you know what happened to me though the other day i was like what the fuck um i was in like china i'm in my hotel room and lauren diy likes like lauren diy like liked your reply and i'm like your reply to lauren it just said like lauren diy heart your message and i'm like what did i send to lauren diy why it's like heart emojis she's like taking she's like it's like a mirror selfie of her in like south carolina and she's like just wearing a nice dress like posing like uh-huh just being like cute little lauren and i sent her the heart eyes emoji oh like and i'm like what and i guess i like but like oh yes i react they have the emoji reaction to which is and i put it in my pocket and i realized i had been reacting to a bunch of people's stories but i sent lauren diy like heart eyes to her like lauren i am so sorry i like reacted to this it was a total brush style she was like oh i just thought you'd like south carolina that's really funny no but i was just like please don't think like it looked like i was like hitting on her those reactions are so dangerous why the hell do they have that i don't nobody asked for that why are we why is it where you can just tap something and you just sense it and you can't fucking unset like yeah i don't know they have it like it works well when you just want to react to like a friend's story yeah that looks cool i need to like work on my customization of those it's like the heart eyes i really don't need zane remember when i was sending you tiktoks like five times a day like and then i would unsend the message like if you watch a tiktok twice all of a sudden the bottom pops up send to zane and i'll go to swipe to the next video and it'll be like sent to zane i'm like yeah i what did i was like why is he why does he keep unsending tiktok he's sending me i was like that's like kind of t it's like what the fuck is he hiding crazy you know i uh heath i mistakenly want a one time on instagram i i don't know what what this like new feature was i don't think it's there anymore but i like booked you through instagram what it was like a book feature i don't dude i don't know and i don't think it's there anymore but i and you're in my fucking dms and it looks like you are like my doctor or something because it's just like we have appointments like you have booked heath like you are now booked like that's there's like a pink fucking notification on your dm and it will not go away oh weird it's so weird and i'm like in my head are you like subscribe to his channel or something like that no no it's it's funny because we're fucking friends but i'm just so embarrassed that like you saw a notification that i probably booked you like booking you on the instagram dms like this fucking weird creep shit like i don't know and that's i i never saw that so funny i'll show you after but it's so stupid just like things that nobody's asking for i'll i'll get back to you i'll see if i have anything open i'll pencil you in don't worry yeah did you guys see the um artemis the rocket yeah i knew it and how'd you know i watched in the airport i watched it take off yes that's the first time i saw it you reposted it oh i reposted the video that that one girl took from the plane sick that was like she got the best footage out of anybody even the people showing the damn broadcast hers was the best can you imagine being on your flight and seeing that that'd be so i'd be pissed if i was on the other side of that plane oh yeah the pilot was probably like if everyone on the right side of the plane look out your window people on the left left seat belts are on do not do not get up i know we are hitting turbulence but yeah this video is so sick and they're playing that m83 song that like that song when i hear it it's just like anything's possible oh it just brings me tears that's so cool i mean if i didn't know what the hell that was i'd probably forget but i'm sure the pilot did say something now they're gonna be gone for 10 days well people who are listening to this hell they might already be back by now but they are where are they right now on the path they have they gotten to the dark side of the moon because that's when i feel like we're gonna lose communication with them it's okay i sent jared before this a video um showing the the dark side of the moon from nasa but well how did how does it get light on the dark side of the moon well because they have to render it the dark side's not actually dark it's just dark to us because the moon is tidally locked in earth's orbit so the same face of the moon faces us oh you're so right i'm so dumb i truly thought the dark side of the moon never sees the light of day no it's just dark to us oh gosh why aren't we getting better footage of this they gotta get the sd card um but they're right but they're just going around the moon they're not landing on the moon right now i hate some people like we're going to the moon i mean like sure we're getting pretty close to it but we're not going to the moon oh wow oh the vibrations i want to see this in person that looks insane i feel like if i was an astronaut i would fucking lose it like i'm so tamed through all of training and everything yes roger over yes houston we have liftoff and then and i'd be like i think you're going crazy up in that shuttle what is the what can you look up the what is the percentage of returning to earth in one piece like for every pretty high like what do you mean of survival of astronauts i don't feel like we've had some astronaut deaths since the challenger you you don't know that that was like 2004 97 to 97.6 so you're saying there's a chance okay so now put now all right so now commercial flow okay i think you can rationalize that it's probably riskier getting on a plane than it is getting on a rocket ship or yeah what is i want to see statistics actually that's a kind of a good question i'm taking a step back what's commercial it looks like 24 people have died okay okay can you go to now a commercial flight like a human going on a commercial flight to fly somewhere i'm curious what the ratio is though uh survival rate of commercial flight flights yeah 99.999999 that's what it says on your end no it's what i'm guessing think about all the people that fly 95 percent wait so they said over 95 percent what does that mean 95.6 percent oh so you're saying you're safer going on a rocket all right get me on a rocket when excluding entirely catastrophic accidents okay well they both are catastrophic when something when people die you know like what do they mean by that wait wait wait no that says 95 percent of people die when a passenger's involved in commercial plane crashes survive do chance chance of like that's five percent no that's if you crash no no really i don't think that makes sense a plane crash i feel like it's it's less than 95 chance of dying right there in a zero zero zero zero one yeah slim chance okay so so it's definitely safer than a rocket did you see the the delta flight that took off that was crazy dude when i see airlines like that big like it just scares the shit out of me it's like oh come on why couldn't it be like a fucking whip it what's that fucking airline that we're flying back from mykonos or something it's like an exclamation point in the end it was like pink it was a hundred percent like worse than spirit like 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beverly hills his name his name is dr gavami he's amazing he's been really good the staff's been amazing before i get into the rest of the my mom for the past like five years has always wanted this and it's not has nothing to do with like what she thinks other people this is like she is just like she cannot stand looking at her like oh noes she just wants to feel she wants to feel the age that she wants to look like the age that she feels yeah absolutely which is like i get it you know she's always been like that very young spirited and um she's brought it up a couple times but like you know it never went anywhere from there then she brings it up again and she's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't this past year and i was like i and you know what i think she was about to take an appointment in florida somewhere in florida and i know she's had like she's had bad not bad calls but like bad experiences with like certain things that she does like she did her like eyebrow thing bad experience and i was just like okay mom look if you're gonna like be doing this insane surgery very invasive you i'm just gonna take you to somewhere in beverly hills like obviously they are going to be much better than some fucking neighborhood one you're gonna find in florida i will not allow you to do that like please just i'll i'll book you an appointment with like the top like top few doctors and we'll look at we'll go to each appointment you feel it out you pick who you like the best where you're the most comfortable and at this um after that you still don't have to do it but i'd rather you just like if you're gonna do it please do it here so i booked her with uh two doctor offices one of them being uh gavami and the day that she went in she um i couldn't go in with her i went with her other one it was all right um but she went to him by herself and she said she was treated like a fucking kardash she was just like they rolled out the red carpet they were so sweet they were so inviting they made me feel like a superstar and she was like i really really like that and even if they're like even like the way she like i'm saying this in a good way even if they're not the best i would go with them because because of with how amazing they were to me i was like okay that's like i mean that's very important um and but like anyway mom he is like one of the best so like if you feel comfortable there and you want to go through with it i'll have a bigger conversation with him and he you know he loved my mom we we got along really well and they decided to like help us a lot with the price so i'm wow i'm making um i'm making like a video for their office we're filming the whole thing they're filming it too and my mom was like super down to like have it all filmed too which is crazy because i want to see her on - 'Cause you just don't like-- - She might be the new face. a lot of a lot of women do not want this like type of shit filmed i think uh there might be deals with offices where like they they might get a little percentage off or whatever if the doctor is able to use it but like i feel like a lot of women especially like celebrity they they are not going to want yeah they shy away from it they deny it all of that i mean and i'm going to be completely like um transparent right now it's because it is a super super super invasive surgery and i my me and my uh me and my mom were not prepared for the post-op care with how because it's like three different treatments we knew it's gonna be super invasive we weren't uh i think we just weren't prepared for how bad the recovery was going to be especially those first three in terms of pain bandages like what my like my mom feel uncomfortable itchy dr gravami if you're listening i'm sorry i just feel like i you know it's important to say um "has your mom gone under mini surgery?" well yeah you said she's had some procedures it's because and i think the reason why and here's the thing like if you if i knew that you're going to get something done that and it's going to make your life like you are going to be so happy with the results it's going to make your life better but you know what it's going to be a pretty brutal like recovery yeah i'm probably not going to like hone in on that because it's probably going to make you back out so when my mom was uh recovering she was just like pretty much oh my god if i knew it was gonna she's been she's been very emotional yeah these past few days but you know what before i get into that i'm just gonna go to the day of the surgery right we um we went to a pre-op they kind of uh had a whole appointment like everything that they were gonna do all about they i they actually decided they were just gonna i think they looked at as my but they like i think they really are looking at my mom as oh okay i think we're just gonna like kind of do the whole like we're just gonna complete yeah because like you know you can get some stuff done and then later on it's you look youthful here but like you don't look youthful here it doesn't like it doesn't match up so i think it was kind of smart to just like oh do everything and like you know the team was down to do it it's not like it was like extra cost i think it was just like okay we're gonna give your mom like the completed look which was like you know to me i'm like oh my god this is like all my mom wants she's gonna be so happy and so the day of the surgery comes you know she's prepared she's made sure to eat good work out like be as fit as possible for this because it's again like a very yeah it's gonna take a big toll insane surgery and so she gets in uh we're they're lining her up again i'm filming all this lining her up and everything and then as soon as she gets on the operating table she starts to like freak out and start crying and she is and at and i wasn't so too worried until that very moment and the moment she started getting really really like emotional i think the doctor they're so used to it immediately they were like oh time to put like they don't they're not gonna allow her to just sit there and just like she was like was she getting emotional out of like anxiety of just going under of like surrendering to this my mom so it's not even the the surgery my mom's biggest fear is um anesthesia okay so you know like there's a you know it's anytime you're under anesthesia there it's a rare super small small percent that you don't wake back up that's like that was what my mom was fearing and i kept reminding her like mom look it's super rare i mean so many people are under anesthesia and she's like for surgeries blah blah blah and i think it just like fully it just started hitting hit her all at once that like oh like she you know she was like telling me like just i love you blah blah i was just like oh and then she went out and then and i was fine until that and i full pan for the next nine hours the surgery was nine hours so it was for the full thing right like the full like when she got on the table to the moment she was off and ready to go to aftercare it was about time to get up yeah after they were done because you know she doesn't wake up as soon as they're done after they're done they gotta wait around and wait for her to wake up pretty much but i didn't i was gonna go in and film some stuff too not like up the actual surge but like kind of be in there and film just because i was like me cal bella we were all like working together and film and cal is in there and i'm not seeing any of this right cal is in there he gets the first shots and he comes back out and he's just like hey dude i don't think you want to like go in there and i was like i'm really i can handle that type of thing he's like no no i know you can but knowing it's your mom i really feel like you shouldn't because that's your mom on the table i just do not recommend it and i was like and i i was like you know what i feel like cal yeah i feel like cal knows what he's talking about yes as much as i think that like i could handle it i was like you know what i'm gonna sit this out and i told and he went back in multiple times film film film everything you know she's done with the surgery after all that i wake up they're like you want your mom and i was like like i was like i don't know if i want to see her i was like is she okay like yeah she's good she's just you know and obviously they're all so used to it like you know yeah so many women get this done it's so normal and it's you know obviously she's good but like i go in and see her and she like you know obviously very invasive surgery and she's like like like like just like hovering like she's like shivering or like shivering but she's not come out of anesthesia you're like completely out of it yeah yeah and i i i took one look at hey mom like she couldn't really communicate with me i was just like okay i can't be here anymore like i like just seeing her just done and all stitched up i was like even then i felt like i was about to pass i was like oh okay because if it was anybody else i'd be fine i was like oh shit oh cool like good thing you didn't go because you would have been like all right mom no no no no i yeah i i when i saw her after i was like oh okay cal was like i would have passed out and not because of blood but because it's my mom yeah and um and um yeah it was just like a really really tough day really tough day and um and it's crazy because my mom like she keeps repeating it now she's just like i can't believe people choose to do this i'm like i know you're going through so many emotions right now it's so crazy but like there's so many ladies out there that like get this work done with good dog and like they look so good after and like that's like my mom just wants to like you know look good and and i keep reminding her like hey mom like i know it's you look crazy right now oh and i made a rule no mirrors i was like yeah every every like a lot the first 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your ears done you'll look like a fish because you're it needs to fully heal it needs to grow back in everything like it needs to settle and i was worried that's what i was stuck with yeah so also just know when you get those bandages off even when it's healed there's still growth and healing that needs to happen you look still funny you're still swollen and yeah so and we were and and i made sure i mean dude a month before i would we were we're talking to each other every day over the phone we're doing so much research on just every different type of healing process different types of ladies getting it done different ages there's lady there's girls in their late 20s getting faces already like it's yeah it's crazy i was like mom there are like this happens all the time happens all the time but we're like let's go through every single type of person getting this type of surgery done to see the best healing process and the worst and what we saw on most of them is that even the worst the the worst day like the first three days of the first three days of the post-op as scary as they look the the when it's fully healed it's it's better like you couldn't even tell it's like magic and i and it was a constant reminder it's like mom temporary i was like mom you could look like i mean i showed an exam i was like mom you could look this bad after but look how good she looks after you really have to trust the process yeah trust it so she's going through that kind of still right now she's on day two today and tomorrow will be the worst with pain she was telling me that it literally felt like a car yeah was just sitting on top of her like she was just so specific about that and she kept on repeating i was like she's like honey i deliver twins and i would rather deliver twins multiple times yes and to be doing this you wrecked because your your face has been wrecked and my mom has a really really high pain tolerance yeah she's a firefighter parent she's she is used to it she's seen it all and like seeing her in that state i was like holy shit she this is that you know this is hurting for her was she better today than yesterday when she delivered when she delivered my little brother and sister the twins she um after she delivered her blood uh she felt weird she felt like her blood pressure was going low and again she's a paramedic so she's like she she knows like what happens in her own body um she felt her blood pressure going low and she said something to the to the hot to the doctor when she was in there and they're like no it's fine you're just blah blah and she's like no like i feel like i know what i'm feeling and they're like no no and then immediately she like she fading out and all of a sudden she hears like they call for the crash cart i think that's what it's called a crash cart and they like she's just fuzzy and wakes up and like her blood pressure went so low where she was about to die oh my that was with the twins yes and my mom caught it she she could have she could have died if she never called it to them which is why i'm like wow it's crazy that like that's so like imagine it was somebody else that wasn't my mom that does not know like what your body's going through like that but anyways so she has a big fear of like her blood pressure going low so that medication xanax um coding sorry vicodin vicodin or yeah it's the pain they bring they bring your low uh blood pressure low it's supposed to because it's supposed to relax you but like my mom is like i do not want my blood pressure going low and and so she's been like kind of fucking so while patients are taking like two fucking xanax she's been taking like a half and like in a long period of time and i'm like mom you really you really need to take this stick to the regimen of what they prescribe this is why you're hurting so bad you have to take and also the more like if you're not taking this type of relaxants you're gonna swell more which is gonna cause problems with this and like i was like mom trust me you do not want to go have to go back on that fucking table because you've swole too much and now they have to go yeah you mom you gotta take the medication that they give you as scared as you are from that one situation i was like mom i think you're fine you just like you really have to go to take your medication so that's where we're at right now this was this was today she's i think she's graduated to like actually taking the full pill which is good and um the where uh where i took her uh there's this place called prestige like an aftercare center they've been amazing they've been so sweet oh good um i've also stayed with her too i stayed with her that night thank god i did because she was up all night and i had to like feed her water very little like literally drops of water because she can't like swallow uh so i was so glad because i wasn't sure if i should go i didn't want to like impede like i didn't want to just impose on like impose on the actual care of what they need i also did it like i i don't know if i could just also be there while my mom like i didn't know if i could communicate with her and that would kill me because i just would i just don't know what she's saying yeah and i think that would just like make me go crazy not because like like annoyed it's more just like you would feel bad like you're just like yeah i can't help you and i knew that the staff would take good care of her and i was like maybe it's best that i'm but i was able to communicate with her thank god that night and i was able to do anything that she asked which is so good thank god but yeah today was day two how many more days did she have under your care is this gonna be like a whole month oh no no no this is actually the just four days four days yes because the first three days are the worst right it's just like but then she's going back to florida she's staying with you for no no no she stayed no no she has to fully like yes it takes like four to six weeks for the swelling to go down she can't be like flying yeah yeah no no no that makes sense okay so yeah we were able to communicate with her and she's like oh my god we already planned that out so we already knew she was staying with us but but yes the swelling is is so that i mean i can show you i'm i will not show it here yet um until she's fully fully recovered because i you know but i i can show you if you want but it it is it is like it's crazy it's like you it's it's crazy seeing someone that you've known for your entire life yeah look like just they have been in a car accident like a different person my mom legitimately like like she is just like um like in a movie it's it's it's so crazy to see and like and you like when you see something like that you're just like oh my god like what if she does not he like it's it's it's scary it's just like really scary but you know that there's a whole world of professionals i know exactly what they're doing and this is all they do and it's just like compared to what i've seen online of like other people posting this stuff she looks so much better already after day one than a lot that i've seen so like yeah yeah you were telling me like oh like you know it's intense yeah it was nowhere near what i thought it was going to be when you were telling me about it yeah and it's also because if my mom was getting this done in florida i wouldn't even think twice like i look back i'd be like oh yeah she's she's you were swollen for the transplant zane your head was like three times as wide as it i was back and you know it's crazy i even went to record isn't that crazy what the fuck was i thinking i was crazy but yeah and i and i i nothing compared to what she's going through right now but i brought up to her my hair transplant i was like mom i was so scared to get that hair transplant surgery because it was just the first thing ever getting done like cosmetically and that first day mom i look like an owl i was hurting i felt like this was never gonna heal i thought my hairs were never gonna come in because it's such a long process it takes a year for your hair so fully come in so sitting there month two month three you look like shit you're sitting there like i look start regretting it you're like what was i i look ugly i look worse than before and you it's just like this guilt that you that that's surpassing your system my mom and i made sure this was like uh yesterday i was like hey mom do you want to hear the emotional timeline that like everybody in your position goes through she's like please do and i told her it was like that for those first the first week is going to be like a uh-oh what the fuck did i do yeah right even when even like when you start feeling better swelling's going down you still have that remorse of it yeah you're like what did i and then it was like uh weeks three to four you're just like okay wait i like i i think i see it and then it was like six to seven weeks it was just like okay wait i see the vision it was there was four different timelines and it was like after it was after uh like it was like three to four months it was like so worth it that was the timeline and i kept reminding like mom you are right now you are in the very beginning you are just hey like you are like regretting it because because she was even saying like if i knew it was gonna be this much pain i wouldn't have got because normally people don't do uh no job facelift everything at the same time she did it at the same time which is a lot yeah she got the triple threat and then she's swollen on her neck pain medication probably she's swollen on her neck her ears her eyes because she got um because my mom was like sunken a little bit like over here because you know she she works out so she's thin she's like looks like uh sunken in so they're they put like uh fat yeah from her own set to like give her like a some fuller face yeah beautiful look so she's just experiencing so much just and she kept telling me like zane i wouldn't have done this if i knew it was gonna be this much i was like but mom and i think that's the reason too that's probably that's the reason like that's probably the reason why they don't like really push it on you like it's gonna be painful it's gonna be painful because then people don't go through it and then they regret it later in life like oh i should have just stuck with it and it's knowing my mom if she knew this and decided to back out i know because i know she would have regretted it she'd have been like what the fuck was i thinking like i regret it so much just like her lasik she regretted it waiting so long i was like this because i was like mom i know you are you're not gonna regret this just like yeah just do what your heart tells you and you're gonna look amazing but yeah my mom's post-op day two she's doing great uh health and healthy but like she's getting there she's getting there and i'll keep you guys updated we'll send all the best healing vibes your way thank you so much as well thank you thank you thank you but you got this i'm so excited to hear more updates yeah yeah and i know it's like weird it's like cosmetic talk it's not you know nothing like serious it's yeah yeah and it's not it's not like you know i know it's not super relatable but like you know it was just it was like a great opportunity and with one of the best doctors dr kabami and like and my mom really wanted it i was like you know what i'm gonna do this for her and i'm gonna like i mean i'll make videos for like just to show and you know how i love being trans uh transplant transplant transparent with um my hair transplant i got the hair transplant surgery i really wanted every guy in the world that was curious to see if they wanted i wanted them to see that video and that's kind of like with this too it's just kind of like look if you're interested and you can afford it here you go my mom did it here you go my mom really wanted to do it so absolutely all right well yeah thank you for the healing vibes thank you everyone in the comments if you wish her luck thank you say we love you sherry we love you yeah we love you mama all right that well that was my show that was my show until we're today we're sharing you want to you want to share it with your family you want to jump into the unwind let's do it let's do it all right and if you don't know what the unwind is uh we'll check out our patreon patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these cameras rolling and you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode we call it the unwind and then also we do a live q a every month a bonus episode every single month again all on patreon.com slash zane and heath we post these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video form on youtube.com slash zane and heath all right oh my we'll see you in second, baby. 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