331: Zane Has Officially Lost His Mind

- Hey. - Hey, Boogie. - Hey. - I saw him, you bet. - Good to be here. - Good to be here. - How y'all doing? - Good. - This is, I think you're like your second time in this room. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - Third. - No, no, no. - Recording. - Recording, yeah, no. - No. - No. - Y'all've done some like basically unfiltered episodes? - No, yeah, but not, but this room though, 'cause we do, we do a lot of virtual. - We don't, I wanna say as we've done lives. - Oh, that's true. - It, okay. - Might be the fourth time. - I'm like, no, it's three. (all laughing) - No, no, no, it's good. - All right, well, welcome back. We're so glad to have you. - Thank you, thank you. - You're having me, y'all. - Where'd y'all just come from today? - We've had a long day. - Oh my gosh. - Today, we did like a bungee class. - Okay, all right, so you know the classes that you see on TikTok, where the white ladies are all doing it. - Yeah. - And the commas are just like, white woman will do anything but workout. - Right, it feels like, yeah, like zero calories burned throughout this entire session. - So you're like, no. - No. - It's like jazzercise, but you're on basically these bungees. - It's like a baby jumper. - Right, exactly. - And you kind of like run forward. - Yes. - Okay, so we did it because we wanted to test it out. Exhausting. - Oh, it was. - Yeah. - Funny. - It was interesting. It was a little uncomfortable. - I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say fun. I would say an experience for sure. 'Cause it's more of a workout than fun. - Was the, did they have good music? - We were filming, so we didn't really have any music. - We didn't put on, get low though. - Oh yeah, windows to the walls. - And we were swinging. - Yeah. - Oh man. - That little diaper that we're wearing is not comfortable. - Oh, tough on, 'cause due to man parts. - We did not look like that, Zane. - Damn, oh yeah, they've been doing it for a long time. - There is some skill involved for sure, like. - Hey. - Oh, God, I feel like that would make me like roll up. - You'd be like picking up your protein shake. - We had a massive headache after. Because all the blood rushing through your head as you're swinging and you're twirling. - I'd be so worried, I would like jump off rock and my head would just hit the wall. - Oh yeah, there was a few moments where like, you go too low and you're like, oh shit. So you really have to like, get the move right. - Oh, also. So if you like bounce and then lay out, like you won't smack the ground. But we were getting like, the steps confused on what we were doing and we were forgetting to do like our squat first. - Oh. - And we were just jumping straight to our knees. - Oh. - Yeah, I know, yeah. - We were like, forgot to do the squat first. Like you could. - But it is a workout. - Okay. - Yeah, like you are, you are breaking a sweat. - We were dripping. - We were pretty exhausted after. - Nice. - I do. - Did you have to go far for it? Like I feel like this is like, oh rare. - No. - It was like right in and Sino. - Yeah. - Sino, Tarzania area. - Nice. - Yeah. - Okay, I think I would do that. You know what other fitness class though that I think looks so silly that I'm like, but that looks good. - That ball, that exercise ball. - I feel like it's always like in retirement homes. - Oh yeah, they have the drums and they're just like, they have like a yoga ball, like a big inflatable yoga ball on top of like a plastic bucket. - Okay. - And then you just sit there with drumsticks and you're just going like boom, boom, boom, boom. Like you hit the top, you hit the side. - Are you hitting the basket? You're hitting the exercise ball. - I think you're hitting the exercise ball. - And I don't really, it's for elderly people just for mobility. - Yes, I think so, a little bit of coordination. Like it's only for like limited, yeah. - Yes, it that's it. - Yeah, that's it. - Okay, Blooming Group. (laughing) - What? - It's silly, but it looks a little fun. I feel like I could keep up with that. - Yeah. - I wish I just had a good sense of like, where there's no people who can just like, like that kombucha did a number on me. (laughing) - That kombucha did a number on me. - Wait, wait, what's that? - The kombucha guy? He's this dude, I think his name's like Jim Jeffries or something, he's a musician, but on TikTok, he's been just like, his roommate will just film him in his apartment and he's just like, that kombucha did a number on me. ♪ Like a one, like a two, like a three ♪ - Oh, fuck. ♪ That kombucha did a number on me ♪ ♪ That kombucha did a number on me ♪ - Oh, he sounds good. ♪ That kombucha did a number on me ♪ ♪ Like a one, like a two, like a three ♪ ♪ That kombucha did a number on me ♪ - Oh, I could do that. - You think so? - Yeah. - That's Zane every time he gets drunk. - Yeah, I could do that. That's like, that's easy. - I should, I should, I mean, I think when I'm older, like when I'm hitting my like 50s, I think I'm starting putting my phone up and just start. Because it's funnier to see older people do stuff, right? It's so funny when the kids are filming their parents and they're doing something. It's very basic, but it's just funnier because they're older. - Because they're older. - I think that's where I'm really gonna shine. - Absolutely. - When I'm older. - You can. - You will. - Actually kind of excited for my future. I'm actually excited to be older. I think it'll be fun for me. It'll be just like a new wave of like content creating. - Okay, creativity coming up. - No, 'cause you gotta keep going. - Yeah, you can stop. - You see, I'm never retired. And I'll never retire. I mean, I'm gonna keep going. - That's that, you got that hustle in you. - Oh yeah. - That's right. - I refuse to quit and I refuse to be bald. That the truth happens that I will not stop. - You never can't say either of those two. - If you see me bald, that means I've lost my mind. Like, he's like, oh, Zane is. - He's checked out, he's done. - Yeah, he's checked out. He's going through something. - Maybe you can just fully loved yourself, too. - What? - I just like, I'm actually just like, this is real. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Yeah, yeah. - But we'll see, should we run that intro? - Absolutely. - Let's get it. - It's coming top, baby! - Yeah! (upbeat music) - Welcome back to Zane Heath unfiltered. - I'm Zane. - I'm Heath. - I'm Jared. - Nice. - Very good job, Jared. - I was so nervous. - Welcome back to another episode. We're glad you're finally here, and we're glad that Heath is finally here, too. - It's wonderful. - Matt, you just got back from New York. How was it? - I did, I did. I was in New York. I had like my speaking gig where I got to MC this entire like, festival summit thing. - Why didn't I see anything on social media? - Because I have to post about it like later. - Oh, oh God, I got it. Okay. - You know what I mean? - So it's like top-sea parental. - It's pretty much. - You know, I was so nervous about it, even leading up to the event. I thought the whole thing was going to be on teleprompter. It's like they were going to have, you know. - Uh-huh. - The full kind of like official teleprompter. - Yeah. - Someone there operating it. I land and I hear there is no teleprompter. - Oh. - And I'm like, what do you mean there's no teleprompter? And they go, well, there's like these screens that are cue cards and stuff, but like they can't put your entire like speech of what you're going to say because what you're saying, my opening was at least like five or six minutes. - That's not fair that they didn't tell me that until you. - Well, I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. But they're like, you're going to have no cards. I'm like, okay, but I need to see what the format of those no cards are so as I rehearse it. And I got to my hotel room and I just practiced. I practiced and practiced. And I go to the event. And I just felt like I was in a good mood, too, throughout like the entire day. Remember I got those beta blockers? - Yes. - Remember I told you that I was going to use the Sarah V. P.M. and Affron thing. So because if you get like nervous or the red won't show - Correct. - Pass it. - I didn't use any of it. - Okay. - And I didn't have any rosacea. - Good. - And I did not. - Wait, is it because of the beta blockers? - And I didn't take the beta blockers. - You were just saying all natural. - Because this is like so. It's like kind of reverse psychology about it that I realized knowing that I had them made me feel a lot better than if I did it. And I failed and I was like, I should have had beta blockers, you know? There was something where I was like, but I don't even want to risk taking a medication that I haven't tested before. So I'm down to like try it in the future, but I got to find maybe a day like this if I was really nervous about recording or I would curious to try it for my next time, but I also didn't have rosacea either. - And I just. - And this, even when you were told that, oh, we don't have a screen, sorry. What's it called? - Telepronter, you're like, that's fine. - I mean, I was stressed, but I just went into like no problems only solutions type mindset. And we're like, I was like, there's nothing I can do. I'm in control of this. I'm gonna rehearse as much as I can and get it down. And then I was even like using chat to like call me down and give me the best strategies of like, how many times should I be rehearsing this? And also when I wake up in the morning, do I immediately start rehearsing it? And they were like, actually don't even look at the speech when you wake up, go down and have your breakfast. Don't even look at your phone. And I just read my book down and had breakfast. And then I got up to the room and I spent 40 minutes just practicing it. And I just stumbled maybe two times, like wrote those notes. And then just kind of kept it calm the whole afternoon. And then I got to the moment where I had to speak. And I just felt good. - Is it because you weren't practicing the whole time before? You weren't thinking about it. - Yes, and I think if you over-practice something, I think you get a little, what's the word? Not stir crazy, but you get a little frantic and chaotic and you start overthinking it and running it so much to when that moment comes down to it. You're going to just like, over-think it and flub. - You know what, that's so true. Like can you imagine? You got like a big gig, but you weren't told about it. - Right. - And then the day comes and it's like, hey, we actually, we have an opportunity for you to just like hop in camera, like you're the big, your favorite show. Hey, would you want to hop in and see? No, you had no time to rehearse. Like, oh, here's your lines. It would feel a lot less stressful. Because like, oh, I just got it now. - That's it. - Yeah. - But then that confidence is going to make you perform better than if you were to rehearse two weeks before. And I learned this like hot tip from someone on TikTok. It was like a girl in a podcast and she was sharing this strategy just about life, anxiety and stuff. Every day she wakes up. She says she writes down the best case scenario for the day. Like, and I think she's a podcaster. She's like, maybe I go into the podcast. I land an amazing interview with them. I ask them really great questions. They feel comfortable. Write out the vision of how the day is going to go before the day happens. And when I woke up, I sat down and I wrote like, long paragraph, like you're going to absolutely kill it today. You're going to be calm, cool, and collected, making other people feel comfortable. You're going to be entertaining. Your jokes will land. I'm sorry. Before I continue, I'm trying to picture this. Are you texting this on your phone or are you writing typing it on? No, not a handwriting just typing on my notes. Am I? He's writing it. Yeah. He grabbed that pen on the notebook. When you were saying it, I pictured like a feather. Oh, just like, you will get a lot and just bop bop bop bop bop. But that also put me, I feel like in a great mindset. It was just writing the best case scenario of the day because I had plans after my cousin. She's nine months pregnant. She lives in New York. I'm sorry planning on like getting to see her after I'm like, looking forward to that and how great it's going to feel once I know I kill it and I get to go over and see them. Yeah. In that, I just kept my cool the whole time and I'm so happy it went well. I think it went well. We'll get the video back here. I do have to like make an edit. It's just going to be like a vlog voice over day. That was like part of the deal. But I can't watch the videos of me speaking. Do you want me to edit it for you? A much you charge it when you do it for me. I'll do it for free. I don't I never charge me. We'll talk about that after. But I don't know that I wouldn't edit it like what you think I would edit it. It's more just like so you don't have to watch it. You get the footage. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Just like every time that's the sun, I do all the sun. Wow. You bastard. I can actually post it for you if you like. Oh, this was the girl. We don't have to watch it, but I do want to give her a shout out for it. The best case scenario girl. This is her lethal Fred or it's maybe Lisa L. Fred. That's her Instagram handle. But it came that over to me and want to watch it after. Yeah. That really helped me. And oh, what else? Also during the rehearsal, we were doing like a rehearsal of all the speakers. Yeah. And they were like a lot of big corporate people. They were very smart, very great. But they I realized they were more nervous than me to like talking like before and after you. Yeah. We like I was watching them like get up and give their speeches and seeing how kind of nervous they were kind of reduce my nerves. Or I'm like, oh, I'm not the most frantic person in the room. Some people are more worried. And I'm going to make them look better. Yeah. That would that would definitely help me if I knew everybody around me was nervous too. It's almost like, I mean, not like a negative way. Like, oh, I feel better than ever. It's just like we're all doing this together. Yeah. Sort of thing. I feel like like you know what would have been nice if everybody like got into a group and was just like, you're going to do you're going to do so good today. And everyone's just like, we're like just like a big team. Hi being each other up. Yes. And then like when you go up, you're the like you're the loudest. Yeah. When you're when they're up to there. So they feel good. That's like that's what I need. Yeah. If I was doing a big speech, I would hope that there was people like really loud and clapping loud for me. I feel good. And also like you looking forward to something that you were excited for after. There's something really good about that too. Yeah. That makes it easier because if you had nothing exciting happening after or you had to hop on a flight back home and back to like work, like there's just nothing to look forward to. Yeah. It was just a good little psychological method I had for it. I liked how I approached it. My next speaking one is for like a thousand people. Okay. That went on a little bit more nervous for it. So did that get booked because of this? This was booked around the same time. This one was for like they had this one was just actually for just a hundred people originally thought it was going to be like 400 500 100 people. And it was like the top creators on Instagram and Facebook and threads and stuff. And they were all invited there. Which also I was a little nervous about because I'm like wait, I'm talking in front of creators because sometimes I'll say like was this YouTube? No. Oh, I just I just saw YouTube have like a almost a summit thing. So like they were just posting it today. That's why I thought you were. But it was great. I mean it was creators though from like all scale. Like some people had just a couple thousand followers. Some people very popular. Yeah. Were you. Was there anybody that you like recognized there? No, I didn't recognize anyone. That's I mean, that's the that's not so there's just it's so oversaturated like there's so many creators out there. Like it's yeah, it'd be hard to see somebody that I would on the panel. I was with Hayley Bailey. And because she had like work with Samsung. I literally just saw her too. She like knows her shit. Like on the panel, I was just giving my advice of oh, how I've landed brand partnerships. Things that I look for as a creator when I don't know. You have created briefs and stuff. Yeah. Oh, she was given like a full master class. I was like, damn, I need to be taking notes from you right now. She was pretty good. Like when she did she went up to talk it a little on the sausage. Yeah, for the draft. Yeah, I'd looked it. She was well done well. But yeah, New York was great. Everything was smooth. Loved it. That was awesome. And I got back from my flight on my flight today. He knew who was on my flight because I might not know. No, we will famous news person. Gail. She has my last name. Gail King. Gail King. Yeah, she went up to the moon with Katy Perry. Oh, that's right. I didn't even think about that. That's how I really know her. So that's the moon. I'm walking down the aisle. One to the right. See Gail King. She's just there in first class reading old school newspapers. Like proper newspaper. And then I look across the aisle. Like in front of her across the aisle. Billy Porter. Who's that? Oh, Billy Porter. He's like an artist actor. The only time I've ever seen him is on the carpet. Yes. He's big on the right car. But I don't know. I was just like to the left to the right. Okay. I've been like. Because like if I sorry, I'd be like in my head. I was like she was in space. She was in space. And I'm like, we're almost. Circle back to your seat, please. Back to your seat, sir. You were up there. You were up there. That is like two crazy people. I'm just like, for sure. Yeah. Wow. But well, good. We're out of your pack. And can't wait to see your video for the thing. Because I think I'm just curious. Yeah. Guys, comment on it. Say I did a great job. Give it a great. A plus. Please. What did we do? We he'd spend here for the past like a few days, almost three days. We a lot going on. Coincidentally, at the same time that he flew in, we had like a Celsius soccer tournament. I saw a moral support. He came from moral support. And you were with Rob from traders. Yes. Yes. You guys have like a whole sign like Zayn and Rob. I was like, what happened? So we, um, I get I get asked Celsius hits me. I'm like, oh, would you, uh, would you like to do a be a part of the soccer tournament? I was like, oh, I fucking suck. But sure. Like, yeah, like I want to I want to not be home. Let's let's try to go out and do something. And so we go to the dinner the night before expecting it to just be like just a regular. We show up. It's at the Roseballs stadium. It's in the middle of the stadium. Whoa. On the field. It literally look like the hunger like the dinner before like the quarter quail just like a huge fucking thing lights everywhere. We're like, I look at Heath. And he looks at me. We're like, oh, this game is like serious tomorrow. Like I thought I was going to be like this like really funny. Yeah, just a fun little backyard session. But wait, wait, um, okay, wait, keep going. Yeah. So many questions. Oh, yeah. Uh, so I'll start the dinner and then work our way to the next day. So we do a little talk to our meet people sit down. They start presenting the teams in my head. There's two teams, right? Two teams have probably maybe like 15, 10 to 15 each. We're going to do benching all that just. Yeah, right. I'm just excited to ride that band. Yeah, I was like, okay, it's going to be a big team. It's okay, because they're not like it's not heavily relied on me, right? So all of a sudden they start naming teams. It's not two teams. It's five teams. Five teams of like six. Whoa. And I'm like, oh, shit. That means I'm being heavily relied on right now. So my teammates were like David, Rob Browsch, Dixie D'Amelio, Griffin Johnson, Josh Richards, and uh, that was Griffin's girlfriend. Griffin's girlfriend. Yes, Griffin's girlfriend. And then there was four other teams. And it was like a whole tournament. And each game was like like 15 minutes, but man, it felt like an hour. And he was like, you were goalie. Was that your position? So we, so the night before then, so the night, what's your position? The night before we were like discussing like, okay, like how are we going to do this? How many people play soccer? And like nobody in our team played soccer. I think one guy like kind of knew, but we realized like, oh, shit, like we really need to figure out strategy. I was like, how are we going to do this? And we decide, oh, okay, let's have a little sprint match. Let's see who's the fastest. Okay. So it was like me, Dave, Rob, and Josh, we decide to sprint. I know, I know that I just remember I like, fuck my leg up during the ice skating. I'm still injured there. But like, I haven't really used it heavily yet, like a full sprint. So we fully sprint and holy shit after fucking five seconds, I start limping. I'm like, oh, I like messed it up again. I don't know the night before. And I was like, oh, shit, this is not good. Like, I don't know. I don't know if I could do this game in a while. And I spent all night icing it the next morning. I'm still icing it because it's still fucked. I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to do this today. We show up. And I'm like, guys, I think I should be goalie because in my head, it's like, I'm not going to be running around. Yeah. No one's going to hit me. Like no one's going to fucking like, uh, side tackle, side tackle. Nothing. It's a safe position to be in. And so I decide, and nobody else really wanted to be goalie either. So I was like, I'll just, I'll just take goalie and I'm going to do that. Golly seems like it's easy, but pressure's on you because that can decide the whole day. It's not easy. And I realize really quickly that I am not quick enough. Like when, when that ball is coming and it's close, it's, it's a small field. But was it, uh, was the goal? What do you call it? The goal? Yeah. I was like, it was a goal. Was it normal size or was it a smaller size as well? - It was smaller, okay. - It was shrunken and the goal was shrunken. - It was definitely smaller, so it was not like a regular size goal, that would've been fucking hard. But it was, yo, but like being in goal, like when somebody's coming at you with a ball, is the same feeling as knowing you're about to get shot with a paintball? You're like kind of scared. - Jared, can you pull up the picture that I texted you? - Okay, Natalie, cheeky girls. - So we're sitting there. But whoa, we turned around. Lisa, we're in as just standing there. (laughs) She shot us. - It was hilarious. Like we were all talking, we turned and, bro, she's standing like an emoji, like right here like this. I'm like, Lisa Rina, it was just so unexpected and I was not expecting her to be there. And we said hi, we chatted for a bit and I was like, hey, can you hold this? (laughs) Can you hold this? - We made like jumbo face cutouts of Zane throughout all different stages of his life. It was one of the only pictures of Zane at that age. - Yeah, but it was really funny. - Wait, Lisa Rina, got to hold your face. Dude, you need to put that on a shirt. - Not wear that. - It's so good, it's so good. Yeah, it was really funny. And guys, in case we're big fans of traitors, so that's why we freaked out. - Was she chill, was she cool, was she awesome? - She was so nice. - Yeah, she was really nice. - She was happy to be there. The outfit was wild. She just looked like she was about to like, literally the motorcycle. - Yeah, she looked like she was about to stop, what are you calling people in the middle of the cars, about to-- - Yeah, like the middle of like a street race with like a checker. - Yeah, yeah, it looked like she was about to do that, but yeah, she was amazing. - Can you go back to Lisa Rina like holding that I got us in that to my mom? 'Cause my mom loves days of our lives. She's gonna be like-- - Look at her face, like she's running for president. - Yes. - It looks political. - Yeah, it's being-- - It's a protest, like for the day. - I wanted to take that and make that my new avatar on Instagram. You know my little picture that I have of like, it's a cat right now? I was just wanted to do that with her just in the corner. - That is the coolest fucking picture. - It would just look like AI though. That's why I'm like, oh, I don't know if I want to do that, but it's just iconic picture. - It's so fun. - Holy shit. - Okay, so-- - My mom was freaking out too, 'cause my mom just watched Raiders like a week ago. - Oh yeah. - So when I showed her this, she was just like, what? - Like, just ecstatic. - That is fucking neat. - Yeah. - Yeah, really fun. - Did you guys win? - We know, we lost first. - We lost those questions. Kinda nice. - We lost. - Your first or last? - How competitive were the other teams? Were some people like-- - It was pretty competitive. - Were they pro athletes part of it at all? - There was a couple really good players for sure, but they spread them out. - Okay, it goes to my gym. - Stephen Kelly? - Yes, that's his name. - Yeah. - Handsome fucking dude. - He's just like the one guy out of me. - I'm like, bro, like just-- - The black team, like when we saw him in the field, we were like, oh fuck, I hope we don't go against him. - And then Diplos, his goalie, you're like-- - Oh yeah. - It was a stack cast for sure. - Oh, that's Diplo. - Yeah, he was playing too. - Randomly, I didn't expect him to be there. - It was fun. - Well, all right. - What was his name? - What's, is it a new flavor? - Yeah, it tastes like like a popsicle, a popsicle, I spot, a popsicle. - Yeah, popsicle. - Why am I, a ice pop? - A popsicle pop. - A ice pop. - Just ice pop. - Yeah, I pop. - They're not like a rocket pop. - No. - I love a fucking rocket pop. - Or like a snow cone. Like you imagine all the flavors in one snow cone. - Oh, like a rainbow one in that little juice at the end? - Yeah, that's exactly what it tastes like. Like a rainbow snow cone. - I love the orange flavor. This isn't even an ad, but the orange flavor of Celsius, I always feel like tastes like, it's like orange jello. - Yes, it's like, it's, it's almost like jelly. - That's a perfect example of what the orange tastes like. - I'm like, yum, yum, yum, yum. - I also like the cola one, the cherry cola. - Ooh. - Oh, you see, I like, I think it's not close, but like, it's still, it hits for me. It's like, it's like drinking Coke poppy. It's like, it's, it's, it's good enough. - I love the coke. - I love the coke. - Like heavily caffeinated cola. Like, I don't know, like, it doesn't, like, it just doesn't. My brain, because I think more like a coke is like a treat. It's not like a pick me up. And like, I need a different flavor from my pick me up. But everyone has their different flavors. - It does. - You know what it does. And you know what, I bet you they tried coke. I'm like, ooh, it needs a little bit of fruity. It just, it tastes too, um, medley, purple. - That's Celsius did a number on me. - Yeah. - What else happened? - I like, honestly don't remember. - We just went out there to support you guys, unfortunately lost the first round. And then we just kind of stayed supported. Watch the games. - Oh, my legs are, I stopped charting too, because I took like three shots before. - To numb out of you. - Oh, you were drinking. - I had the ball, I did, I went up. And also I just, I feel like I kind of perform better, especially in like a game sense when I'm like, 'cause when you're nervous, I feel like anybody nervous, you just don't perform as well. If you're like, good, so a couple shots, and I went on the field like, all right, I feel really good. I like, I don't care about everybody watching now. I just want it to be good. - Yes. - And I just wasn't. - That's awesome. - Was that tied to the World Cup? - Is that why they're doing it? - Yeah, I think it's kind of like, oh, they do it every year. They're getting people excited about soccer. - Oh, yes, and we also Zayn had a little temper tantrum. - A little temper tantrum. - Wait, I, sorry, I saw this like scrolling fast. I never saw it. - Did you get, did you get through it? - Well, then I saw on your Instagram story, the window was shattered. So did you fucking shatter this window Zayn? - It was, it was, it was at planned. Like we did a plan. He was like, oh, it was smashed my window. - Okay. - Yeah. - Oh my god, no, I wouldn't never. That's fucking insane. - Shut the fuck up! - To rock rush when you fucking look in the afternoon. - Rock rush? - And why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? - But I was, I was really nervous because it was like, a fun time thing that you can't do. - Oh, yeah. - Zayn! - Please, let's just go inside. - Don't touch me, dude. - I was, we were doing this for the hard time. - I don't want to fucking look! - Oh! - I'm sorry. - How'd you do that? - When I hit that, that wasn't the head. Like. - Right, right, right. - I took, I took the, like the poke thing. - Oh. - You know the emergency? - The emergency. - Like for emergencies where you, where you use it and it's supposed to shatter, especially in like, you know, when you need to get out. We found out that that fucking window was way too thick. Every time we punctured it, it was barely making it crack. Like. - Is that a mazorati? What does he drive? - That's a maroon. - Okay. - But. - I like, if you're in that water, good luck. - No, that's not what I was saying. It's like, yo, Dave, like you need to get these windows to replace immediately. That's really fucking dangerous. If you're trying to get out and you can't fucking get out, why tell them like, you're supposed to hit the corner of the window. - Oh, right. - Like, we were like, I was getting the corner. Because what's this face? Caleb was saying, you got to hit the corner. We were hitting the corner, it wasn't working. I think it was just a strong fucking window. But then we took, you know, like the, um, the fucking tire iron, like the, - Yeah. - We took that fucking thing and it just went through it. Like it was, like it was going through fabric. - Oh, whoa. - It didn't hear. - It just didn't not shatter. Like all, dude, that was ush. - That was like a shatterproof glass. - Yeah. - I have the video. I'll say, we were, I was fucking hit. Let me, you know what? Let's just watch it. - Yeah. - Because it was fucking, it was insane how much we were whacking this shit out of this window. And it was not, it was not breaking. - Also, did you say you filmed this for an hour and a half? - Yeah. - We were filming for a long time. - Holy shit. - It was a long fucking time. And mind you, I cut out a lot of the hitting. Like I was honestly just rough cutting it for like bloopers. So just imagine, like an extra two minutes of whacking this window that was cut out. - Like a butcher did a number all made in my head. - Like a butcher did a number. It's been stuck in my head all day and also his mango chutney one too. - What the hell? - It's sweet and sour. I want to devour mango chutney. - Mango chutney. - Should make a jingle for a brand. - I think synergy kombucha sponsored him like that after. He's like, that kombucha was a synergy. - Dude, if I was a brand, I would hop on anything like that immediately. - Yeah. - I'd be like, all campaign money goes to this person and let's make it fucking, let's make it go off. - Damn, that's only halfway. - If you were a brand, would you put your money to a bunch of micro influencers or would you want like all your money to someone you really like? - That's big. - It depends on the content, depends on. Like I think some micro influencers make just really great content, deliver a good message and it doesn't, their face has nothing to do with it. It's just like catchy content, which is good to invest. - I'm just curious as a brand, if you had a brand. - I'm going, I'm going, micro. - Micro? - Micro influencers who have, you know what, I don't know. - I see it as more believable and genuine. - Yeah. - And I feel like they, like you said. - And they, I feel like they put more time into it too because it's new for them and they are, like the new micro influencers. I feel like every micro influencer is new because it's so great. - It's been so popular for the past like four years. - I think the bigger the brand, then I guess go for bigger influencers because it's just like awareness. Like same as Celsius. I mean, the booking you guys, because people know Celsius. It's not like you're really like pushing Celsius but everyone's like, oh yeah, there's like a new flavor. I should try it out. Like you're just like a cow's eye. - You get eyes on it. - Yeah. - Or if I was putting all my money into like someone big, I'd want to go for a big like, like actor that I really like or like a big comedian that I love. Just like, okay, let's do something really funny with them. And like the campaign out of hold is like, I'm in a commercial and then we do something big for social media and then like just like 360. - Who would it be? Who would you want to work? - We had Tom Cruise for Chromota for a while. - Oh, fuck. - He's just sipping on a Chromota before he jumps out of the play. - And we promise him all sales for the next hundred years that go ahead. - Okay, just look at me walking this thing. - Stay, stay, stop. - Damn. You gotta fuck it up. You're fucking like rich we're trying to do this bit and we've obviously we've tried it Fuck is making me nervous dude, that is crazy We were trying to like do a bit like Imagine you're underwater though when it's filling up and you're just sitting there Bro, what is this glass made out of like this is fucking insane you are so fucked any lake Literally what would happen you're fuck fast forward a little bit No fucking shit bro, who built this I even tinted it. I don't know why it's doing that I mean that's that is I'll probably get more videos than the actual Who where were you were you guys just parked in a parking lot? No, we're at his house, okay Yeah, I can't imagine from being far away being like what the And it's already like chattering, but they're just like still going at it Like someone in an apartment just like the zooming in from their balcony like you're just like It's so crazy cuz like in the moment like that wasn't like playing like on the way home. They was just like Oh, you should like break my glass and you expected it to just shatter real quick And I'm just saying like I don't know anybody else that would allow you to break their car like that Like I would never want someone to do that to my touch Even if I know that like I can get a replace tomorrow. Yeah, it's just something so insane about doing it right there in that moment We're just like I don't feel comfortable doing this rule But David now that has to probably pay more money to get asked in Martin like windows back on it, right? I think it was I think there was a new window today. Oh, well damn they move quick on that Call safe flight repair and what happened to your window But you know what I can't fucking stand though people who go around and you put business cards on the fucking windows Oh, yeah down in the and then you forget it's there and then you rolled on your window and then now fucking business card has gone on it Now when I go on my window, I hear just a light Put it on put it on my windshield don't put it on my window The ink from the fucking business car because they're fresh. They just printed it out. So it puts you on your fucking window And you see the ink from the fucking business cards who has ever like Got an average like this looks great It's always like a or pamphlet for like a pizza shop that sucks and it's just like You're not getting me to come in. Yeah, but just like the fact that you're putting it on like my property Don't touch my heart. Yeah. Just don't don't feel like a lot of the ones I get though are for like body shops because I have The dent on the side of my car and I feel like it's someone who works at body shop and they're like, oh there's a dent You know what they gotta do the hustle. It's like don't put it on my fucking window Yeah, the dent makes sense if I saw a dent I'd be like honestly he probably doesn't trust anybody Let me see if you trust me and then yeah, I get offended because they always put the one that says we buy junk cars And then that makes me question my whole We buy junk car. We'll get rid of this for you. Oh cash for clunkers. Yeah Or do you ever see those ones that are like we buy ugly houses like two? Like I feel like I see those everywhere like there always like like like it looks like a fucking yard sign It goes we buy ugly houses like maybe nobody wants your jalapie car like get rid of it. Yeah, like yeah, that we buy ugly houses Oh, I've seen that. Oh my god, I never knew it is your house where you're like we got to go through we buy ugly houses Yeah, no one's buying it and you know they're flipping that shit and like fucking two weeks Four times the price we buy ugly houses. Oh speaking of houses. Don't we have like a zelo that we wanted to show Fuck, I just dribbled on myself and I'm okay. Hey, Matt. It's okay. I know I just want to talk about the fall though. Oh my gosh You're right. He was he was talking about between your legs. That big hog on that kombucha. You know they penis Imagine wouldn't that be what a life be great? Look at what a loser. What a loser. Isn't that crazy? We've got a Florida man house This one's fun and aspen house You know inspired by your which one which one which one's like the worst one Florida man and the cheapest home in America. Okay, let's look at the cheapest home in America. I wonder if this link still works Here we go. Okay, 80,000. Oh fuck. They pulled the pics. They pulled the pictures. Oh, because it's sold I can't believe somebody bought it. Well, it's the cheapest house in America. It's on railroad street Is there a train that goes to the backyard that goes through the house? There's got to be something right there's something There's something where it has to be the cheapest house in America because that's actually not a bad property The inside look like a murder scene that they did not clean up. Oh, like there. There was Red stains everywhere unidentified There was like red handprints on the walls. Happy the address in the Google. Oh Yeah, hold on. See it looks nice from the outside. Oh Here we go. What is that? I don't know. Is that shit or blood? Yeah, it's it's one of the two. Oh Positive. Oh, you I mean this looks like squatters. Oh gosh, it's as positive like I think these are even different pictures than what I saw So this is better. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That also looks like a kid who was completely unsupervised like a mom on drugs passed out And a kid just also went wild with a fucking marker This house looks really familiar. It doesn't know it. It does. It looks like I've seen it. I mean, it's probably very like it's a kid house It's probably a very simple floor plan too. Sometimes I learned that like once like a home gets four closed on or someone like can't even pay their rent And they're basically getting kicked out. They'll sabotage the fucking house. Yeah, golly looks like someone just took a shit on the wall Sorry, we didn't do too much poo poo pee pee on this pond No, my dad used to go in and like My dad used to go in and like clean up homes like this When I was younger and people would pour concrete Down the toilet because they were pissed that they were like getting evicted and things like that And it would solidify and it just screws everything up really yeah jail But they're like what's the war because obviously you're gonna kick top because you can't afford it anymore If you do that because they have you have nothing to or if you get like four closed on like in the banks gonna come take your home Like they're they're pissed so they just go in or concrete. They like Fuck the shit up. They're like all right. If I get you're gonna get yeah, you guys want to take a guess at how much We're gonna close our eyes because we'll probably see it. So nobody look. Let it wait wait wait. What are we doing here? This is pulling up a house. We have to guess the price of it. You can look. I just have the photo up. Okay. How much do you think this house costs? Well, this is an ask I bet I can nail it but you guys I'm curious what y'all think you think you can nail it Not knowing where oh, it's an aspen. Okay, like downtown aspen. Okay. Like it's in a good location. I'm there Well, I'm never I've never been so I don't even know what the price isn't there. I'm guessing it's expensive Yes, I'm I'm gonna guess I'm gonna go crazy and say 1.7. No, there's no fucking way. I was gonna say maybe like 450k What you guys are fucking 2 450k. Well, it's really it's insane. I thought it was like really high. You want to know what my guess is It looks the same as the 80k house. So I went 1.7 knowing it's aspen like okay, maybe it's outrageously priced So it's not outrageously priced. It is outrageously priced. Oh, that's okay. So what's your guess? My guess 17 million dollars. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way My guess that's $17 million and this is crazy. Yeah, it's 19. Yes Yeah guys that's I know dude aspen you aspen's ridiculous on what Now here's my I do have a slight theory about why this one particularly is very expensive You are in downtown aspen real estate down there's very valuable. I don't One you have really really rich rich fucking people, but just want to make sure they have a fucking house out there Like so you're dealing with billionaires who are just like If you go to visit Right, but people one or it can also be turned into like a business too. It could be like it turned into like a coffee shop or like a really chic like boutique for like a brand or whatever. You know what, coffee shop or something, I mean, like, it could be like a come a Gucci cord. 150 bucks per cup. It's the land too. It's fucking insane. It's the land of our people. I don't get it. It was tacky as hell. Like hell. No, you got like shiplap like fucking nah. Nah. No, I was expecting to see, oh my god. Look at that backyard. Can you fucking imagine? There is a no way there is no way like, yeah, be get at your QC. This is the most mind blowing thing. I think this year, yeah, in this year, it's as if it did. It's pretty fucking crazy. I'm like mad looking at this. That person is just like listing it like, what should we put it more like they're like 18. I think maybe also, yes, it is a ridiculous price, but they just like, they're not probably in any rush. Some of them last sold prices on it. Let me see the history. And at least I'm ready to expect to take them to Aspen. No, it's been listed for 305 days, so definitely no one's buying it $101,000 a month. For fucking 20 years, go down, go down. It's sold in 2019 for 1.7. Wow. Oh my god. Wow, he nailed it. But it's wild. It's been relisted, removed, relisted, but they keep making it more expensive. The first time it was listed was for $16,000. Imagine sitting on a house, you bought for $1.7 million for three years. And then now it's worth $17,000, dude, I hate people. Yeah. I bet there is something like weird behind it on why it is so much to, I think it's just the property. Oh, wait, is it just this or this is normal throughout many houses around this area? Like, I know I've seen a TikTok on this house before. I'm sorry. Is this Abraham Lincoln's like original home or something? Yeah. Super historic. I wonder yet there has to be something, there may be also, it could be like on a certain block that has also this like tax incentive, too, but I really sort of said I'm was saying a head out. Oh, when when they found Jesus, they hear like that's actually where the cross was. It was literally right in Aspen, yeah, as we fucking crazy. That's insane. Well, how much our ski passes in Aspen every time I go fucking skiing, I'm like, how much is this shit? Well, it's like, well, you're already in your boots and stuff and you're there. If you've been to Aspen, right, tell us more like what are, like now I'm curious, I'm now I'm curious about the entire fucking city. I don't feel like I saw people had like the big, big houses because those were more like deep in like the fucking hills, but like down there, it's just really cute, cottagey type, like shops and stuff, like it's, but it's very nice, if does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah, you are, but you're spending like if you, if you and the guys want to go out there for the weekend, everyone's putting in a pretty good amount of money to like have a good weekend out there. And because you have to like, you know, there is like an airport, but it's mostly like a private like plane kind of place. You got to like land in Denver and drive there. So it's such a luxury to be able to like just land right in Aspen as well. And that's like the most expensive like place for people that want to go skiing, like have like a, yes, I would say it's one of the wealthiest like places where people go and ski next to like probably Yellowstone club, which is like where Tom Brady and all of them have like their houses, but that's like a gated community thing out in Montana, I believe what in the world. I think they could have just put a little bit more money into the furniture and the shit in the house. Damn. Airbnb thousands of dollars for four nights and it's not even Coachella weekend. Yeah. This is this is the off season. I put May 25th through the 29th. Oh, this is the, yeah, yeah, the slopes aren't even open. Like that's wild. I had no idea. Wow. Yeah, that one blew my mind. Matt, we probably saw the same TikTok. I saw that a while ago and it, I had the same reaction. It made me mad. Just rich people. That is absurd. Should we find like a thousand other people put our mind together and get some proper to all share this house and we all just pitch in and do our part a hundred grand a month. Or what if the real estate agent just put in like an extra zero and is like, sorry. Why hasn't our house sold? It's like I, my dad dies, my dad did not realize. I wonder what it's like, what, what the page looks like when you save a price because every time you change it, it's, it posts it, right? Like it shows, oh, price change, price change. Is there like multiple confirmations you have to do before it posts the price? Oh, I'm sure. Like you can't just like easy go, oh my God, mess up on the price and like it goes up and then you read and the house is a hundred and thirty eight years old. It's historic. It's an eighteen eighty eight kind of cool. It's historic, but pretty crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. Wow. Thanks, Sharon. Did you see the, did you see the video of all the staff at Chick-fil-A? They made like a TikTok, all of them and all the comments were like, I'm surprised, I'm surprised they even made it to the fifth staff member and posted this on to like everybody was talking about it. But then we find out they all got so no way. Sorry. So you know Chick-fil-A is very like proper, they're very, they're very determined. They're busy. They're all about their deposits. This is inappropriate. So for the people listening, these are Chick-fil-A staff. A lot of them quite busty in the chest and they are just, they're just like giving a little, just a little boob dance, but like they're doing it to each person. All the comments were, the comments were just like, I'm surprised they even made it to the fourth person. Like they're saying like the manager, I'm surprised the manager did not even like, but the manager in the video was like, oh, the someone did say that, they're like, oh wait, one of them is the manager. That's crazy. Uh, uh, it's Chick-fil-A, not tits for like, okay, that is even the manager's dancing corporate. They got to come in and be like, guys, Chick-fil-A super strict on social media. That's so fun, that's so like, like everybody knows, like everyone on the internet knows that this video, like anywhere else, any other like faster place, fine, like nobody even bad at eye, but sick for like, no, and it does look like it was the manager's video because the caption goes, my Chick-fil-A crew is better than yours. Like that's the text about the video, yes, look on, like on her chest. So he's like, oh, girls, I got a tick-sock, we got to do this. This is fine. I'm your boss. Like in a little, if anyone also, that's awesome, that's the really tight. You know what? They're upset them that they did not give a fuck, they look like they're having a great time. Do you think in the back of their head, they're like, oh, this is gonna get us in big trouble? Because I feel like this seems like they post a lot, right? Maybe this was the only one that just like went super viral. Maybe it was also kind of like a close friend's kind of thing. It was supposed to be a private post and then someone saw it and like screen recorded it and was like, Chick, it may have, I also have a feeling that they did not intend for this to be a public thing. Really? It was just for his friends. They got betrayed by one of their own. Good. Good being. An employee was like, you know what? I'm gonna get half of the fucking sapphire. Do you also, do you think it's interesting, like some people only close friends? I'm not like calling anyone out, but it's, I'm not a person to ever air my grievances out or talk shit on close friends, but some people do. People post. It's so fucking risky. Like I'll see some stuff like friends post, I'm like, thank you for trusting me. I'm not gonna like screenshot this, but it's so like, that's so risky. Nah, I, I feel the same way. There are some people that have me on close friends where like they shut in because like we're just, I know, now say we're, we're not close, but like, we don't know each other that well, where like you wouldn't know if I were to stream John and just post it. Like we're not that tight. So it's just very, right? And like the, the sensitive shit that they'll post, I'm just like, oh yeah, there was somebody got it. Somebody got it. I'm not gonna say. I'll be broad about it. Big creator was like, making fun of another creator's like partner. Like I'm keeping it so broad, but that's oh, yeah, and I was like, and they were like friends, but I'm like, what? I'm like, this, and it pissed me off because I'm like, yo, you're talking about a shit about my friends partner, like where you can easily just screenshot it and send it. Like it's in that, like that, it's crazy, I don't want to start that trauma, but it's crazy. What do you think that is that? Is it like a, I don't care, whatever, or is it more just like, oh, this is everybody on close friends. We all have a, like a pact. Like this isn't going to, yeah, I guess they just want like validation and not feel like. They just want to express it. And maybe they also don't have that maybe like close friends like vent to, they want to just vent to other creators about like people they hate and shit, they can't stand. Like bullying level, like making fun of like someone's outfit, like what she's fucking working. Yeah. What are you doing? Crazy. I know. No, no, I know exactly what you're talking about, too. Yeah. Well, it's, it's scary. It's so risky. It's so risky, too. Do you also have some friends who like they post on close friends more than their actual story, but you're like, why don't you post this on your actual story or stuff that I see on close friends where I'm like, why would you even close friend that? Like it would be like something super basic, like getting a chick filet sandwich. Yes. Like, you know, some girls are always just like, they're, their public stories is just like, and then their private stories, like, yeah, I got chick filet, girl, you can post that. Public story. You look more human. It looks like you're putting out a faker version. And I mean this for guys and girls like, no, no, that's so true though. Like I feel like a lot of times I see close friends post, I'm just like post this publicly, like it would be so cool for people to see you like this. Like this is so relatable. This is like, it's authentic. It's you. But it just a lot of people just feel really self conscious, like poster like, you know, I'll say that some people who have like, you know, serious nine to five jobs and stuff. Yeah. And their employers like follow them. That's true. They don't want to like, there maybe could be on the clock, but they're out like drinking with their friends. They want to. keep that private. I know a couple of people that definitely only post close friends if it's like, and also like just you just don't want your like work seeing your life outside of work. Yeah. You know, like that's why a lot of people are like just private still. You ever post something on your close friends to just one person just to make sure to see face on? I've heard some people do that for like their crushes and stuff to like really get their attention and stuff, which is such a creepy move. At the time if I post on close friends, it's I'm asking locally for a favor. Like do you guys know anyone who can paint walls or like you guys have a good handyman. I can take it. Yeah. That's where it's like because you don't want to annoy the masses with something that's a local question. Exactly. I'll never forget when Ryan I first started talking like super, super early. Like I was just always like viewing her stories and I guess I was like, you know, first or whatever. I was excited to see what she was posting and she did one that was just a black screen and a small text that said, Hey, he and I I saw it up, like on close for Oh, no, no, like yeah. Oh, that ball. That was like, oh shit, what was that when what like was this? Like after he started like the first like two weeks of us talking. Oh my god. That's really. I only like that. Like you got. Yeah. You got my attention dropped because it was like in like the crush like crush. It's very. That's very unlikely. I know. And if she if she started I'm getting like sweaty like thinking about it. I was like, like Mariah now would never be like delete that now crazy. It's crazy. I remember when Patricia's dad followed me on Instagram. We had just been like talking, we weren't yeah, we like dating, but we were not boyfriend girlfriend. And it was like during Thanksgiving and it was like Mr. Flag followed you. I'm like, Oh, no, like, or I felt like a little embarrassed. I'm like, Oh, yes, but my cousin was like, it's a good thing. That means like she's talking positively about you as like a guy in her life. And he's like, well, I got to check this guy out. Yeah. Follow it. But it's just you feel so naked. Like, yeah. And it's it's tough. They see one video that makes them just like, oh, what's I don't get this and you're just, you got to just accept people can always just keep swiping and scrolling. I love those videos where it's like you got to be cringe maybe for years until you see success on the internet. It's like, that's true. It is nice though, like having a father in law and a mother in law who are like, they love what I do. They think it's like cool and fun and stuff. It's like, or I don't know, I could imagine if they were like just super serious with their careers or like, you do what now, they could be a pediatric neurosurgeon. Like they, they work on babies brains and stuff and they just see what you do and they're like interesting, like, you know, they could be that and also be very cool with it. But they're, yeah. That's just like this. We have such a silly career. Yeah. Sometimes you feel a little self conscious about it. But it's nice. I don't have to feel self conscious about it with my family or even my in law. Because it's fun. It's like, and what will you post is like super like fun and, you know, just couldn't imagine the pressure of just someone like, super serious and just like, like, I'll get excited. Like, Nicole texts me like about something that just got posted like because he like sees everything. And I'm like, okay. Cool. Like, it's not like a stamp of approval. But it's just like a, like he's excited seeing something cool that we do. Yes. That's really cool. What's your favorite, um, like style of like influencer videos that you like to watch on your feet? Like when it pops up on your feet, like, oh, yeah, I like these type of videos and you're always watching it. Like you like to watch it all the way through, like street interviews or, um, informational people like cooking videos. Like what's something that you like really like to watch? Oh my god. I'm all across the spectrum on like what? You're on the spectrum. Like on the spectrum of just like, my taste is so diverse and I love all different types of creators. That's a really great question, Zane. I like watching, um, side show accident videos. Wait. Side show. Side show. Side show. Side show. You never, you never heard of like side shows, like Varia, like side shows where they like pull up cars and like, everybody gathers around like a circle and they're like, they're doing donuts. Oh. And like people are getting like run over and smack like this one dude, but they're like, they're getting hit and getting right back up. It's crazy, dude. We're in the cracking down on this and that like really trying to get people to stop. This is fucking stupid. If you go to a side show, don't go. I watched one guy, you know how like cars can like shoot flames out of the exhaust. I saw this one guy. He got run over and his legs were pinned underneath and it was just shooting flames up his ass. Oh my god. Horrifying. Oh my god. Oh, there was, there was one poor guy. He got ran over and it sucked the pants off of him and he had his piece out and yo, everybody it comes like yo, why is everybody trying to get a, like a shot of it? People came up and like, dude, type, type, yo, is that yo, why is everybody trying to get a video of his piece? They're just like, dude, it was everything getting the zane. I got to see it now. Oh no. This is so fucking stupid. Oh, it's like everybody coming up with their phones trying to get videos of it. Like his, oh, I thought it was gonna be funnier than that. Underwear like completely burned. He's fully got run over. The thing is. Why was he in the pit? When I see that, I, I don't feel bad. It's crazy that there's so many videos like this and people still go and they go in the middle. It's like, it's, they want to get run over. The way I see it is like, play stupid games when stupid prizes, you know, like, that's what my mom always. Yeah, I mean, it's like, and it's like also super fucking reckless dangerous and legal. That's like, you're not saying, you're not saying like, oh, I don't feel bad for Skydivers. Yeah, they are doing something that's like like dare to have a littered, yeah, but it's legal. And you're not putting like other lives in danger. Right. It's like, this is like, clearly, that is like, that's, that's a, a ride. It's a fucking dangerous, but it also like, it's crazy. How many people are just there are videos all the time on my feed. I do watch them all the time though. You watch them too? When they pop up, yeah, it's because it's like, it's like watching a train wreck. Yeah. It's like a little videos in India where they're like, we're, it's like a whole line of people. And it's like, and I don't know, they always have like some ball or something that they're trying to get into like, it's like, looks like a cheap carnival game and they like win a bag of rice. Oh, they win like a bag of rice. They win like a soda. They'll win up. It's just, they're just customers can come up and try to win something. It's just these like, they know what they're doing. I think they're very smart. Oh, yeah. They know exactly what they're doing. And because it's the same setup, but like, it doesn't look authentic, like, it looks like scammy. No, not scammy. They're just getting content because we just watch it. I watch it all. I watch it all. All the time. I watch it. That kombucha did a number on me. Oh, Matt. Dean. Did you see the story that's kind of going around right now of the quadriplegic guy who killed people or his like friends, bro. He has no arms and no legs. How do you see the video of him with the gun, like, he's in like a bedroom and shoots out the window. Is that when he actually kills him or that was just footage of his shooting gun and showing with you is capable. I don't know. I do not think that was the video of it actually happening, but I think he was just being reckless and just like shooting out the window. I was just a video that they had. Yeah. They found on his phone. A quadriple amputee Cornhole player accused him. Yeah. He's a pro Cornhole. Oh, look. Oh, yeah. He's fucking clock in that. Look at that. Damn. It's going to be like jail. Wait. Did he accidentally or he like was just like they're claiming self defense now. That's what his defense attorney's saying. How is he? Does he have fingers? No. No, he's got like a. I don't want to say no. But it's like a little. Yeah. No, no, no, no. What I meant is he hasn't been appendaged. I can do this. Yeah. I thought it was literally just. It was not like. Uh oh. And he has a Swatsika scar. Oh, what are we doing? Oh, oh, he like cut that. Oh, that is just disturbing. And he's showing it off. No, this guy sounds like a piece of fucking. Yeah, let's. Let's let's throw him away. Let's throw him away. No, you fucking suck dude. Yeah. That guy doesn't look like he's doing something in self defense. No, no. And he probably has a shitty friend circle who's like, yeah, come on, man. Yeah, shoot that gun. Yeah, yeah. He actually loves the attention that he gets in was he was he born like that or did something happen? Great question, Zane. I don't know. We should ask him. We should actually bring him on. Well, someone is an amputee. Does that mean like it's been post amputated like? Oh, yes. So that means then something bad happened. He could have had some disease on all his limbs because also then what do you call someone who was just born without an arm or a leg? Is that? Oh. Parapoligic. Like something like that. Yeah. Yeah. No, but it's not saying that that's a term, but I wouldn't I think that term is for everybody though because I don't think all the winter like are all the athletes and the Olympics are born like that. They're quadriplegic. It's four. He's four. Yeah. So like, we are not medical experts. So forgive us. I'm a medical expert. And I'd die on that. I'd love to see you in the lab coat. So what do we, I honestly, I think we were just having like a clicker. So what are we here today for? Really? I don't want to. You're also deaf. Every time I do, I'm like, what are they? What are they listening to for a little bit? I thought it was like just a, just like a prop. You never even had like a kiddie stethoscope, like a fish or price one. Those worked when I was a kid and I was listening to our heartbeat all the time. Oh, I guess I don't have like, as a kid, I loved listening to heart beats as an adult. I fucking hate it. It freaks me out. It's weird. It really freaks me out. Like you're listening to the heart pumping. Like just gross. Yeah. I'm not obsessing about like your heart rate that like, I'm not doing that because it can make you go. I think you've been crazy. What's your resting heart rate? No clue. Probably normal. But not like, isn't it usually like, it was like 96. Oh, that's more like 70. Sorry. I'm thinking I'm blood pressure in my bed. But I know that like if you're like a pro athlete, like if you're like Lance Armstrong or something. That's where it's like 60 or what is just a normal heart rate? I think heart rate is like 65. 65. Yeah. A minute. I don't know. Yeah. Mine is crazy. Hi. Oh, really? I've checked mine. And it's in like the 90s. Oh, you're a nervous wreck. I mean, it depends. I don't have it like caffeine. Caffeine. You run through about veins. I'm probably pumping hard. But you do drink a lot of caffeine though. Yeah. But I mean, if you're sleeping, like you're true resting, resting, sleeping heart rate. I got to dial it back because I'm scared of um, kidney stones. Me too. I'm scared of gallstones too. You'd be able to get like just a random like pain in like your upper right abdomen. And most of the time it's gas, but like I Google it all the time where I'm like upper left quadrant quadrant. Right. You know, it's not one thing. Right. But the gallstones, the gallstones like that drive my dad got his gallbladder removed because of the stones. Right. Yes. Yes. I remember that. That was crazy. But like gallstones, you don't pass them. They just like collect right there. Kidney stones. That terrifies me too. Sometimes I've like had sometimes like a sharp pain like in my groin. And I'm like, is that a kidney stone on its way out? And it's so punctate and small that it's just not coming through. Did you see that story of like that doctor that you ever seen what gallstones look like? Yeah. Dude, they're crazy looking. This doctor got a like he, I think he got charged with murder for um, what he mistakenly cut his, this guy's here. Yes. He saw that it was. What was it? He cut his liver out when he was trying to remove us. Bleem. Yes. That was it. It was charged for murder. I thought it was spleen. I always forget spleen's exists. It's a weird organ. Ew. I think that all happened in Florida. Okay. Yes. It did happen in Florida. What is your spleen do? It's like for your endocrine system and stuff. So yeah. And your endocrine system is like, I don't know, the sweat and like preparation and like regulating body temp and stuff. Yeah. And then livers, like fatty livers, all of that. Oh, removing patient's liver instead of a spleen in fatal surgery. Oh. And so he died. Sorry. Dr. Thomas Shindowsky. You're going to jail like you're already dumb surgeon. How long was he like, is he a, was he a surgeon for like, how do you fuck that up? How do you just look at a liver and think it's a spleen and then you just go cut and without taking, I guess what the dude, he was operating on was like 70. I don't know. Like, is your spleen, your spleen is like dark and purple. I don't know. I have a highway. I have a highway. Can we talk about it? What? I don't know. It's just, so you know how the SARS cream recording chat don't clip this. If your dog is getting old, the right thing to do is to put it down when they're no longer able to function properly and live a meaningful life. That's your hot take is to put it down. So I'm saying like you put your dog down if they're not able to like, and it's like the honorable thing to do, like people put their dogs down. Yeah. They're hurting. And it's not a good quality of life. Why is it not the same for people? So you want to talk about euthanasia. Well, then that's a tough thing. I think euthanasia should be legal, but I think it has to be under right terms with the right doctor. You get that written off, but then that gets very complicated on legal matters and there can be like cheap doctors. You can just write off for anybody to kill themselves. But I think they do have that though, don't in not in not the United States. It's legal in the Netherlands. Maybe some other countries in Europe. It is allowed. If you're like 90 years old, you're in pain, you're hurting. You can't function. You're like, I just, I wouldn't want to live like that. I think, no, you have to add to a dignity and not being able to suffer. I am with you on it, but you're, you, this is like, what are you trying to ask? Like I feel like you should, like if you agree, like you should be able, there's a huge guy, but a lot of people who are very religious, that's, God is, tells you when you need to go. And you don't get to decide because some people would argue that's like assisted suicide. Right. But then a lot of these people are stuck on not saying treatments, but like they're being kept alive. And they, especially if they don't want to and they want to die, it's really sad, dude. One of my really close friends, his grandpa, this is, I feel like I can say this. But one of my really close friends, his grandpa was like 80 years old. Okay. Like was in so much chronic pain was having the worst time ever. And so old probably didn't know that like you could maybe get euthanized or whatever. He had, was in so much pain, went into another room, wrapped his head up with the towel and had a gun and killed himself and like, and your family has to find you like that. Like that's sorry. That's like so dark to like share, but that's, yeah, that's to wear it. That's what's so sad is some people didn't have to take it into their own hands to handle it. Um, so yeah, I agree that I do think assisted suicide euthanasia, here's the thing. And I feel like maybe the reason why, a part of the reason why they don't do that is because how do you know if they're telling the truth? Like, oh, I'm in pain. I'm in pain. But they're not in pain. And you can just be depressed too. Yeah. I feel like that's another, like I feel like you would have to be like a medical condition. Like with, didn't Dr. Kavorkin, he like went to jail because he would help people kill themselves. Yeah. There's there. And I think there are some states that do allow it. As of April of 2026, 13 states in Washington DC have authorized medical aid and dying. Oh, has it finally passed the laws, often death with dignity and end of life options allow terminally ill and mentally competent adults with prognosis of six months or less to live to request medication to ask in their death. Okay. Aren't there. Also aren't there situations where somebody's in like, somebody's in the hospital and they are alive. Like they're barely there. And then they ask the family, do you want to keep him on the life support? Yeah, life support. Isn't that wouldn't that be considered the same thing? Yeah. I feel like that's even worse because they didn't even have a decision. The family members make a decision. Yeah. And a lot of things are like, I know it's kind of a dark conversation, but it was just something I was thinking about. It reminds me of pineapple expressors that are getting high and he's like, do you ever think about euthanasia? Oh, I got to go, man. But yeah, you know, it is interesting, but like if I was in a vegetative state, I can't speak for myself, but I would feel bad if like my loved ones thought they had to keep me alive. If there was zero success of me, ever being I wouldn't want to be a burden. And it's also wild to some people in commas though. They come out of comas. Comas is. Comas is. Yeah. That's very complicated as well. It's so layered that like, I don't know, I think more people need to be open-minded to it. It's the people that just think like, no, that's wrong. And that's like, it's more of a religious thing, which I'm like, you're entitled to having those opinions. If that's how you want to live and stuff. But like, I think you need to be a little bit more open-minded for a lot of other people and how they want to exit this earth, shuffle off this mortal coil. Yeah. It's like, again, yeah, because people will take into their own hands and then you're ruining more lives with like trauma and. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that one of our friends saved somebody with Narcan at Coachella? No way. No, not one of our friends. One of our friends friends. For friends, right? They bring the Narcan or they had Narcan. They all had Narcan on them. You know, especially, I mean, I saw a lot of TikToks this year before Coachella saying things that you need to have, you should have on you. So this, this Narcan, I've never even heard of that. I thought it was like an article thing that you couldn't even buy. Oh, no, you can get on Amazon. And I think there's even like clinics and places where you can get it for free too. But the one thing you get from CVS is like very, very small dose of it, where I think it's just pretty much used for overdose, fentanyl overdoses or any of the opioids, opioids, a lot of it. And I've considered like having it too. I'm not saying like, oh, I'm friends with people who do cocaine and stuff, but you can be having. It's like a having a fire extinguisher because if you are having a party with like a hundred like something people out at your house, you know, people are, it could be going about through them up to no good, God forbid something bad happens. You do have it and you're able to act on it instantly rather than not having it. Is this only for people that are overdosing on like a drug opioids, only opioids. Yeah. And is that something where you have to guess like if you find this person, well, if you gave this like if you administered it to somebody who wasn't on opioid opioids, it's not going to hurt them. Yeah. Okay. It just will not. It won't help though if it's not right. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. We get in dark today. A lot of also like families who maybe have lost like their kids and stuff to overdosing and stuff. They become big advocates for Narcan. Like if your kids are going to college, like going, I know you're not going to be doing any hard drugs up your veins or your nose, but I want you just to have this just in case somebody on your dorm room floor is going through something. You can act on it and there's just another thing too is like people that potentially would have, you know, an incident with cocaine. It would be because fentanyl was in it. Yes. Which this So that would yeah, our friend, she went, she went week and two and her friend had it on her and this tall guy right behind the water, waiting for Justin Bieber just started, just started like seizing and going on the ground and then just like and our friend's friend literally took it has never done anything like this and usually and they bought it right before as a Justin case. Yeah. And little administered administered to him and he immediately woke up and was just like like life back in life back and then security came and like took him because I think he was on the ground for maybe a little bit where it was like guarding attention. Grasp with like what just happened. Yeah, but like he didn't I like she was saying that he didn't even realize what just happened. Like but he just came out of it. Wow. But he was like about O.D. on something. I think there were like smoking weed that I had like something with lace with. Yeah. And he could also be on other drugs too. Yeah. That is wow. So crazy. But like I did not like before this year, I didn't really know that that was like an option to know about Narcan. Yeah. Cause I know like people like to have like what is it like an epic pen for it's it which is like adrenaline like helps you. Yeah. From being fainted and stuff. But you should I mean, people should have an epic pen that just like on them at all fucking times. EP pins. Oh yeah. It's kind of like allergic reaction or have you can have like a beat allergy to peanuts and you always got to have your epi pen on you. Yeah. Which like it's just mad respect for like people who have to like always have that on them just in case like you leave in the house. Cause epi pen's like a big thing. You got to like keep on. Yeah. I'd be I'd be such an advocate for it. Like that girl probably tells everybody she meets and sees have one on you. They're just like what? They're the Narcans. I think are like $30 at least on Amazon I know. Yeah. And sometimes they're like you haven't always like in my like cart or you know like see for later. This will make us today. The day I'm going to buy Narcan. My mom. My mom is a paramedic and what we told her that she had no idea that you get the even just get it even get it from a CVS. She had no idea. And she's a paramedic. So I was like, it must be like really new. I bet you this honestly got pushed by by like parents that like have lost her especially with everything. Yeah. It's like lace now. Yeah. It's so dangerous. Wow. Okay. Well, thank you so much for tuning to another episode of Zane Heatham Filtered. Again, you can check out these episodes every Monday audio form and all podcast platforms. And every Tuesday video form on easy dot com slash Zane in here. Yep. And if you want to check out our patreon patreon.com slash Zane and he we keep these cameras rolling. 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