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No purchase needed. Code valid for new users only. Void where prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Crown Coins Casino. Yo, I've been going full detective mode this whole time that we've been prepping. Get this. So, Ella posts on her TikTok that somebody delivered flowers to her apartment. Okay. And she's like, oh my gosh, flowers. Like, oh, that's so nice. Who's this from? Is it from a brand or something? She opens it up and it says Stephanie. Like, on the side of the flowers. She opens up the card. It says, happy birthday, Stephanie. We love you, Stephanie. And she goes, but I don't know who the hell Stephanie is. She then goes down to her apartment, you know, looks at the full, like, roster of people who live there. Asks even her front desk woman. Is there? Is there anyone named Stephanie who lives in this apartment? She goes, no. No one named Stephanie. So, she just posts this TikTok and goes, so, I don't know if you're Stephanie out there. Happy birthday, I guess. Thanks for the flowers. Me, I go into full. Wait, wait, wait. So, Stephanie sent the flowers or the flowers are supposed to go to Stephanie? Flowers are supposed to go to Stephanie. Okay. But the address is her address. It's her address, her apartment, the exact unit. Oh. And she even tells the guy, like, this has to be wrong. I'm not Stephanie. And he goes, that's the exact address I have. All right. Unit number. So, I go full detective mode. I see this TikTok. I don't even ask Ella for her address. I have her on Find My Friends. I then start searching on Google, Stephanie and her address and stuff. Okay. Takes me a couple of Google tries and stuff. Sure enough, I find this Stephanie that is born in January, that lives in Ella's apartment. Well, the address is tied. The address is tied. Do you know when you Google, like, names and stuff, it has former addresses, places people have lived and all different types of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it on this address or is it, like, a rental? Like, what's… It's her… The apartment complex. Like, it's… So, it's not the… You know how some people can own… Correct. …rooms in apartment complexes? That's why I was asking if she owned it and she was renting it out. I'm not sure, but I just found, you know, on one of those people finders, I find a Stephanie and it… But, you know, like a timeshare, you know? That's what you call it? Yeah. Timeshares? Are you, like, fucking… At one point, she was there. She was there. So, I… Well, I screenshot it and I'm able to figure out this exact unit number and I screenshot it and I send it to Ella. The number that you live in now? She goes, yeah, it is. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. Okay, hang tight. I didn't start Googling deeper on this girl. Find her on Facebook. Find that she's now married and has a different name. Find out she's had a baby. Find out the husband's name. I can't… And I end up finding, like, the husband I find that they live in Sherman. That's crazy. Did you find the girl already? But what… All right now in the past, like, 20 minutes as we've been getting ready. God. Oh. What the fuck? But why are you… Okay, so you already found the girl, but why are you keeping… Diving into it like her husband. Maybe curiosity. Oh, just curious. Because there was a name change on her. She has a different last name. So then her Instagram handle and stuff has been, like, updated. I can't find her Instagram. I found her Facebook. Found her husband's Instagram. And I just sent it… Well, did you say happy birthday? Well, I sent it all to Ella. Like, here's what I found. Ella's freaking out, so she's probably going to send her husband a DM. Just being like, hey, is it your wife's… Was it your wife's birthday yesterday? I got her flowers. And Matt even went as far as to bring her as a guest on the show today. Let's go. Stephanie! But… Everyone's like, fuck yeah! Let's go! I love myself a hunt, so hire me, FBI. That's really funny how that all happened right now. Yeah. I forgot you said that in the beginning of the story. In my head, I was like, oh, this probably happened, like, in the past couple days. No, you did this. All in the past 20 minutes. That's really good. So… Matt, you are a very good… Like, I feel like you should be an internet detective. A sleuth, yes. Yeah. Like, you're, like, king of those Facebook pages. That try to, like, all solve crime. But you're, like, the leader. Oh, yeah. It comes to you with all the new clues and the new information. And you go… You gather all the evidence. And then you do a whole expo, say, like, a whole video. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? My favorite route is when you, like, find someone who's related to them. But even though they're on private, you find something else that they follow or that some… Like, the guy I noticed had a timeshare in his bio that he owns, like, an arrowhead or something. I go on that. Clearly, they're following other family and friends with their last name. I find them and find the one person. That is not on private, too. Yeah. Like, I was doing so… It was such a rush. That's when my investigation ends. I see a private page. I'm done. That's it. Done. That's it. Done. Well, I've done all I can do. Well, you know what? I'd go as far as to even a request. Like, let's see if they accept me. Yeah. Why not? Give it a shot. Yeah. Yeah. That's really… That's really good. Matt, that's really… Like, the fact that, like, a private page does not end your, like, investigation, I think you're better than 85, 90% of the people out there that are truly curious about everything that they want to find. I think Matt sees a private page, and it gets him fired up even more. Yes. It's like… It's like makes it hard. It's a challenge. It's just another… Yeah. Roadblock. And I'm going to find my way in. Oh, yeah. Well… It's like a door with a lock, you know? Now I've got to pick it. Since we're doing a little show and tell right now, I actually have something to add to the podcast. What is that, Zane? Daniel, my roommate got this from the store. We got a little retro. It's a Lightning F-150. A Ford Lightning F-150. And who's that for? That's for you. Okay. That's so cute. Thank you. We're going to put it right up here. Oh, I love it. It's like a little ode to Big Red. Yes. Yes. It's out of frame. Oh, is it? Can he not see it? Oh, just put it right behind you. What about here? Perfect. I want to be right behind you. And we're going to have the tail open or the trunk open because we love tailgates. And I have this helmet right here for Zane because he's far-headed. No, I was going to say because I hurt my head a lot. Yep. I like that every episode we're doing, you add something else to the background. You know? I'm just finding my groove. You're missing. Heath, you're honestly missing one more thing. I just want to see an unfiltered sign behind you. I think that would be perfect. You know what? Like a half circle. It's like the perfect. Wrap right here. Yeah. Wrapping around the top of your head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Literally perfect. Maybe I will. We'll set that up for you. By the end of the year, it's just hoarders. It's just like packed with stuff. Just more and more speakers. Yeah. It just looks like Pee-wee's Playhouse. Yes. People don't realize these don't actually work. I have you guys' audio coming through the speakers behind me. I've actually, I don't think I've ever seen anybody have speakers like this as their background on a podcast show. You know. It's different. I like it. Okay. Well, you know, Tony's been alive for, I think, a month now. How has it been? Do you have any updates? Should we run that intro? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I mean, like, I feel like it was a good day. Run the intro. Yeah, let's run the intro. All right. And then we'll get into Tony talk. All right. Let's do it. It's Coffee Talk, baby. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. You heard that rasp? That was good. Was that you in the beginning going, oh, maybe? Oh. A lot of voices come out of my mouth. Oh, it's just like speaking tongues. I got worried I hit a sound effect. No, no, no. It was, I think, I don't know. Maybe you did hit a sound effect, but. No. What was that? Why don't you play that? Are you not ashamed of yourself? Are you not embarrassed? Oh, I do not embarrass. That literally sounded like every girl in Australia when I was there for a week. Really? Yeah. Their accents are so strong, and it's everybody, too. Anar. Anar. Ema. The condensation. Nor Ema. Ema. Oh, by the way, in Australia, I forgot I mentioned this last episode. We were sitting, and we had an Airbnb. Really nice. Everything was great, except that the owner doesn't believe in AC, and it was like 150. Fucking five degrees out there. So, we booked this Airbnb. It's expensive. We're in here. It was like, damn, it's hot. We're turning on the AC, and no air is coming through. And we're like, hey, can you get somebody to come in here and fix the AC? Like, we really need AC. It's really hot. And the whole house, half the house is glass. So, the heat is just coming in, and it's like. Radiating. Radiating inside. And the guy's like, oh, no, sorry. Can you do Australian accent? Oh, no, mate. You know. I don't really believe in the air conditioning. Exactly. That's exactly what it was. And we're like, how the fuck do you not believe in AC? That's not a yes or no. That's not a believe it or disbelieve it. Yeah. And also, didn't mention it in the fucking Airbnb thing. Like, you know when you mentioned, like, oh, four bedrooms. You can only allow six people. He had everything except for no AC. I think no AC is probably the most important thing to have in any place. I would not book it. Yeah. If a place, though, does not have AC. It should be at the top and a warning on the list in bold red letters going, this place does not have AC to prevent, you know. Exactly. No, dude, it was insane. Like, doesn't believe in AC, right? So we're like, all right. So we are like, we want, like, pretty much we want our money back and we're going to leave. And they're like, no, no, no, no. We're going to make it work. They hire this AC unit company. They have the whole, a whole team bring in fucking giant ass AC units. Like portable AC units? - Well, it wasn't just like portable AC, it was just like like big, big box, like commercial, commercial AC units. And they put it in every single room in the house and they're attaching it to the outside of the window, blowing fucking air. And they had to do it all over the house. And in my head, I'm just like, there's no way we're the first person that has complained about the AC. And it was, dude, so funny because he probably spent so much money to get that AC running in that. He better keep it there for the whole week. Don't get rid of it because that's going to save a lot of other people. It doesn't look good though. He might as well just install fucking AC in his house. Oh, also webcams everywhere. Oh, in the house? Bro, so we were in there. Like, I don't know why we didn't notice it, but dude, half our time there, David's sister, his little sister, because they all were all like in different rooms, his little sister looks up and she's like, huh, weird that there's a webcam facing straight on my bed. I'm like, oh, weird. I go to, I, I, I go outside of my room. I look up upstairs, living room, webcams showing the entire living room. I go into David's, David's room. There's a webcam pointing straight to his bathroom. Like it's, it's a bathroom where it's like a sink. Like it's an outside bathroom and then the toilet is inside, but still like you would definitely be naked out there because you're changing out there because the closet is out there. Yeah, it's just generic privacy in a home. I'm taking pictures everywhere and I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Doesn't believe in AC, but believes in fucking cameras pointing at everybody. Bet in the goddamn Airbnb. No, Zane, it's a, it's a, he wanted you to be hot. So you're like, fuck, I got to take my clothes off. And then he's just in there. You fucking freak. But it is illegal in Australia to have indoor cameras in an Airbnb. Yeah, you should absolutely report that. Not only should we get our money back, but we should get money on top of it. Absolutely. Take them to court. This is the year of lawsuits. Let's fucking go. Sue, sue, sue, sue. Run around. Lawsuit. You get a lawsuit. You get a lawsuit. Everybody checks under their chairs. 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It almost feels like a new pet in the weirdest way possible. I think because we had Dean as literally a one-day-old kitten. Yeah. So it was like the same thing. It was like the bottle feeding. It was the rubbing the tummy. It was like the wiping. And it was just like, it feels like that again. So it almost feels like a pet, but it's like a person. It's so hard to wrap your head around it. But it's been awesome. Like, he's such a good baby. Does he sleep throughout the night? Like, who gets duty with like, if it's crying in the middle of the night? Who goes intense to that? Zayn, grow up. Stop making fun of him. He's a child. I know you're on duty, like duty diaper duty, though. No, he does not sleep through the night. But he'll wake up like two to three times in the middle of the night. Yeah. To eat. And then he usually falls right back to sleep, change him real quick. And then he's back out. Is he in the same room as you guys right now? Or like in another room and like doing a baby monitor situation? So he's right next to us in the bassinet. Right. Yeah, that's pretty normal. Honestly, I would do that only because I'm lazy and I don't want to walk too far. I want it to be right there. Zayn, you would have the one where it's the bassinet top that you put in your bed. Yeah. Like it's just like sleeps right next to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's connected inside the bed. Zayn in the middle of the night would be like, oh, shit. And just knock the whole thing over. Zayn co-sleeping with a baby and just rolling over on it. Oh, no, no, dude. Dude, the stories I've heard, I don't, I would never, ever, ever do that. I don't care. I refuse. I will not fall asleep with like him on me just because I am such a heavy sleeper. Like Mariah will tell me it should be like, how do you, you didn't wake up like he's screaming, crying and it does not wake me up. Yeah, no, that's, that's it. And I feel like that's how other parents, there were heavy sleepers like that, that like, unfortunately, you know, babies. Yeah, you always see like, you know, pictures of your dad when like you're a baby and he's like taking a nap. And the baby, like I, that makes me so nervous. If I'm asleep and the baby's asleep, God forbid what I would do. I feel like I would just toss over and just. Yeah. I think about that all the time. So I will not fall. Asleep like with him on me or in my arm because like I, I'm just such a heavy sleep. I would just be like this. Yeah. Mariah's not Mariah's a complete opposite, right? She's like, I don't know. There's something about like motherly instincts that if they move, they make like a squeak, just anything. She's just right there. High alert. Yeah. I don't know, but I've, I've looked into it. Like apparently dads are different. Like we've released some sort of chemical in our like own brain or whatever. Like at this time where it's not that I would wake up from, you know, the crying, like, cause I know he's taking care of with Mariah, my body is on more red alert for a danger instinctively. Like they were saying something like if you heard something outside, like rustling in the trees or like some branches moving or like some sort of like primal thing, like that would wake me up because it would be like a sense of danger. Yeah. A sense of caution, just being a prioritizing safety. Yeah. As opposed to like him crying. They need like to invent like, you know, like a, you know, like a whoop band can like vibrate. You can set alarms for it. Like if in a way, say if Mariah is like out of town or something, baby's like sleeping, but you need to be awake for the baby. I don't know. Something just like really wake you up like a shot caller. Yeah. In a way that just goes, Hey, your baby's crying. So you're really not sleeping through it or you just make it super loud. I guess, you know, I'm sure they have something like that. That doesn't sound, it doesn't sound too far. Far from like something that has probably exists right now. Yeah. Uh, it's so funny. I thought you were about to bring it up when you were saying earlier, but like, um, like the whole thing is like nothing in the bassinet, just a baby, no blankets, no toys, nothing like that. And then it was cutting to people like born in the nineties and like what our cribs and bassinets looked like stuffed animals all around you're like in between like 15 blankets, just like the difference in like safety from then and now, like it's insane. You know, I don't even, I don't even trust in like, just, you know how cribs are just like the bars, but like people, like, but people, they only have like the pat, like the little padding. I don't even trust that I would have it all the way to the top, like, like a cage, like a person, like an asylum, like a mental, I was like, this baby's not going anywhere because baby's all the time. They'll climb over. Absolutely not. It's going to be close, close, put the lid on it. But yeah, like back, back then there used to be like these like bumper things that would go. Around, um, like the bassinet type thing. Yeah. Oh, okay. It would be like a, almost like a, kind of like a border wall that's lower, but that was supposed to be like the safe thing to do, but then babies were rolling over and their face was up against it and it was like suffocating them. So it was like, then it was like, it was the safest thing, but then it was like, okay, now do not use it. Yeah. So it's like, it's just so interesting how everything changes over time. Um, I wanted to bring this up in the, a couple of podcasts ago in the twenties. They made a crate or a net where you could hang the babies out the window, like almost like an AC unit. Like it was a cage they put outside of apartments. I can't even picture it. Dozens and dozens of stories up. And it was like a way to get, give the baby fresh air. What the fuck? Yeah. You know, what's crazy is they make those for cats. And I thought about getting one for Dean, but look how high that is. I know that is some crazy. I actually know, even if it was outside of your windowsill and like on the first story. No, just getting all that fresh smog and cigarettes, adult sized. I wouldn't even climb into that. No way, nothing, no, nothing makes nothing about that. Makes sense to me. What? Like there, nothing about like Matt, 1% makes, makes sense to me about like, they thought it was good for the babies to get fresh air. And if you lived like in a big apartment, you know, it was a big schlep, you know, take your stroller all the way downstairs and stuff. so they thought that this was like oh well we don't have a balcony so let's just make this makeshift cage stick it out the window were they scared about fucking carbon monoxide that's like the only thing that's running in my head is like oh they're just too scared like if if anything i'd would they rather rather kill us than this baby so we're gonna put the baby outside just in case you you leave the baby out there's like a a thunderstorm in the middle of the night just getting bored oh shit i thought you brought him in no wait oh or just lightning strikes the damn thing because it looks like it's like a metal cage just zapped it gets superpowers that's crazy it's superpowers that's literally bro that's like the beginning of like a marvel movie it's that's a great great storyline because people are gonna be like who wrote this fucking storyline and then they're like oh no this was actually a thing like if they did a 1920s superhero movie do you remember when michael jackson like dangled his baby out like over a balcony in like the early 2000s like a bunch of fans were outside he's staying at a hotel he just had a baby i think it was blanket yeah um and he like dangled his baby over the balcony but people were like this is outrageous i'm sorry did you say blanket like that his baby's name is blanket it's like paris blanket i don't know if he i think it's just those two hello microphone plan yeah i mean it was a pretty um blanket it was it was up there on the list for us heath you know that you you know like in the delivery room he's like give me a blanket and then he gets like blanket wait but which one's like oh uh bg michael jackson the second who's formerly known as blanket so oh so he changed his name or no that was a nickname maybe it was a nickname maybe legally that's his name and michael called him is that name biggie or bg like fiji but bg great question i don't know i think it's bg eeg bg i kind of like that but also kind of a little narcissistic they all have michael in their full names that's like george foreman didn't george yeah george foreman is bad he has like eight kids and named all of them george foreman oh come on no i believe so yeah you got it they're all named george foreman george foreman the third george foreman the fourth to me you know what this is this gives he this gives like that that like that doctor that um that gave every lady that wanted to do a um baby his sperm yes yeah because he wants kids everywhere that's what that's good it's a bit of narcissism i'm just gonna i'm just gonna fucking give all my kids named george because it's like legally that allowed like you can name them all multiple times and then add the second the third the fourth all within one offspring of yourself it's not like a lineage yes because michael jackson just did the did the same thing where it was like uh prince was both michael oh michael jackson jr and then the other one's michael jackson the second oh i didn't catch that yeah well i didn't know that's how that worked though i think the only name that's or the only name that's appropriate for you to like give just all your kids or just every boy or every girl i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know whatever is if it's a name that you don't hear ever like zane okay okay like i like i i would probably name like there's like a 15 chance i'd be i'd probably name my kids zane because there's no other zanes that like i feel like i ever meet zane jr go for it i mean you know yeah if it works it works it's interesting with some celebrities babies names though like how some of them are really stupid but then they age kind of well like everyone thought like when gwyneth paltrow named her apple people were like what apple i think that's a lovely name yeah like i think it's like aged kind of well yeah i like that too and it's 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c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply yo something crazy happened to me the other day so um this was like last week we didn't get to it because obviously we had mariah on and the more important uh stuff so it was just like a normal it was like a normal see i told you he hates tony anybody associated with tony heath you're lucky you're lucky told you um this was just like a normal tuesday or wednesday afternoon um it's around like noon i'm on my ipad i spend like 30 40 minutes booking a flight as you are you gotta like when you book a flight it feels like you're buying a damn stock you just like or have multiple tabs open king shit figuring out the best route and then i oh what do i do i then i'm like then texting on my phone i think i'll make a tiktok and then i'm looking at my phone the center of my vision i like cannot see like your center of focus when you are looking at something and you're reading it it is like blurry or it's like it's not there the way i would describe it it's almost like you know like you've ever like looked at the sun and then you are trying to look at something else and you see that like big kind of spot uh-huh yes you're like you're looking at the sun too long and then it's like black like it turns like white black white black yes on your eye i so i feel like i'm getting that sensation on anything i'm looking at okay and it starts driving me nuts i'm rubbing my eyes going like okay let's just like maybe i'm having like a screen strain is what i'm like kind of my phone i'm like walking around the apartment just or you know our place uh cleaning up stuff and i like i'm trying to look at patricia i can't like focus on her it's freaking me out so i didn't start googling like what on earth is happening to me i think one i'm like having a stroke second I'm getting like lasik fear like similar to what you were going yeah yeah like i think like something is now wrong with my eyes i didn't start walking around the block maybe thinking oh I need to go look at long distances maybe I just need to like see a street and look really far and then as I'm outside I start noticing this like blurry halo on like this side of my vision like it's all like these squiggly lines and stuff but like are you on shrooms intense no shrooms none so then I finally you know just ask chat like what what could this be and something comes up and it says an ocular migraine but I'm like but I don't have a headache I feel totally fine it just feels like I'm going blind well an ocular migraine is something that happens um with blood flow in your head getting to your um eyes in there is no headache but this causes this massive vision distortion so I finally am like thank goodness this is exactly what I'm going through okay so there's a lot of pictures up here this is crazy this literally looks like you'd see on your camera lens yes and when I look at the Google images when I'm like diagnosing this for myself I go that's it that's exactly what I'm experiencing which one um I would say the third the third one that one oh wow but a little bit more but in motion see how the other stuff is looks like it's like a cartoon explosion but it has nothing to do with your um your LASIK or no did had nothing to do with my LASIK what so then I was like well why is this happening to me well that morning I went to like the gym I did not eat like a consistent breakfast I just had like a protein smoothie and then I didn't literally that's my purpose and then that kind of no I I but I didn't have anything and then I had like caffeine I had an energy drink and apparently if you have not been eating well and you're on caffeine and it was like right after I finished one that's what triggers it and I had to lay down for like 60 minutes but I was fully caffeinated like I was ready to do and work but you actually had to lay you had to lay down or they just said like lay down and just cover up your eyes and just let it pass I actually I mean I do that a lot I'll wake up I'll have like a protein shake or like something very very small and I'll I'll do a pre-workout a chunk of cells I drink a lot of caffeine before my workout I've never experienced anything like that but I feel like now it was I should start eating just so nothing and then guess what happened to me the next day you did it again it happened to me again I thought it was just maybe caffeine I didn't think it was maybe meal related and then as the more I looked into potential causes it was the lack of makeup I'm making like oatmeal protein powder just getting like something truly in my stomach more than just you know uh core power with any of you guys if I it just hit me like if you're if all of a sudden one day your doctor is like you need to stop having you can't have any caffeine anymore would that be how tough would that be for you I heat I know for you it could I have green tea take me out it would I think it would really suck not being able to have caffeine there's we got um Ilya a caffeine free yeah yeah journey which I thought like it's pretty insane it's really hard to not have any caffeine and you're just like well I already don't it's like I don't drink I don't do drugs like the one thing I have is coffee man don't take it for me right I'd rather just die I could do no caffeine if I knew I wasn't doing anything like if you told me like 90 days you don't have to do yeah sure that makes I can do like a full lazy day no caffeine no problem but yeah so ocular migraines they exist it was just blood flow to my brain but it's nothing serious at all but there was this moment of fear where i thought i was dying well there you go guys if you guys are working out and make sure to fill your stomach up before you have your caffeine it's just very simple so that happened to me did do you guys see the um the dancing like amoebas in your eyes oh like the little squiggly thing the floaters they look like little floaty like oh yeah it looks like you have a parasite like yeah in your eyeball when i was younger i would get those and i thought like dead ass i thought i had superpowers i was like i'm seeing like on the cellular level i was like this is crazy you know what i like i feel like it has because if you look really really close to an eye you can see those squigglies are all over in your eyes it has to like do with that right so what is it so it says floaties are basically in your eyes and they're tiny clumps or specks within the vitreous the clear gel filling of your eyeball which is what i'm talking about right now and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like cast shadows on your retina making you see spots squiggles cobwebs often more clearly against bright backgrounds they're harmless signs of aging oh but a sudden increase in them i had them when i was six yeah i know the best was when family guy finally like did a reference to it like they were like oh you know the little squiggly things you get in your eye and it was just like oh thank goodness i'm not alone this is like something everybody experiences and then you try to play the game where you like look at it but it keeps jumping away yeah yeah like they're always like yeah which speak eyes eyes and are so weird and fascinating how it just works like just the little things like how it erases your nose from your vision yeah uh but the other day i learned that we have a blind spot in our eye like a literal blind spot where if you close one eye it's because of where the optical nerve actually attaches to your eyeball it like it blocks out just a small portion of your vision uh and if you close one eye and bring an object close to your eye it blocks out just a small portion of your vision and if you close one eye close enough like a small little dot it'll actually disappear in your vision but if you had both eyes open you would be able to see it you'd be able to see wow that's kind of magical yeah and realize realize realize that is so true who said that what realize realize it's like it's like a quote like on somebody had to say it first someone okay yeah i mean probably a fucking like why am i thinking of kylie jenner and oh that's when they were like this year is the year of things oh tupac said it okay oh wow realize realize realize damn that's deep i fucking love that shit that's crazy it was tupac i didn't know that the more you know the more you know the um oh guys i saw this like crazy shit the other day i so which makes complete sense like when i tell you like oh of course people are using ai to commit food delivery fraud so people will take a picture of their meals that they get and if they get a burger that's missing yeah they'll take a bite out of it they'll take a picture of it and you'll they'll edit it where it the meat is like either undercooked or really really yeah really really undercooked and they'll send it to doordash like they got my order on and they'll give their money back it's crazy that you can i mean not not only ai you can do this on regular editing you can pretty much edit your food that's crazy they let you upload it should be like you have to take it in camera yeah dude it's like do a full video say your name show the food yeah yeah and like video on the app because they do that with driver's license too you can't take a picture of your driver's license and upload it there's somewhere you have to take it on the on their system they'll flag you though if you have like reported too many um yes but that's why you gotta you gotta do it sometimes yeah if you want to you gotta do it when you order like cheesecake factory or something you have to be a very loyal customer and then you can start like dabbling with the fraud you know what i mean i always like it when i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm when i do have have flagged something back to doordash so saying something's wrong i'm always like i really love this place blah blah blah i'm always just having like my people above and beyond angry because i just want who's ever reviewing it to be like okay this person isn't trying to like scam or get free food but this the ai like changing and altering the picture yeah didn't think of that but you know what karma i think if you do that bad things are coming your way i mean you can i mean i feel like once twice yeah but like again they're i feel like they're so good these apps know exactly who's doing it and how they catch on yeah you know or they'll just like ban you and then like that kind of sucks if you're just fucking banned from an app but they should for shit like this they should start banning you from your device not your email address you know how they like they'll ban your email and then you got to make a new account yeah but when you're banned from an app for doing this type of shit it's you got to buy a whole new phone i think that's the type of shit that's the type that they twitter does that like you could your account could get banned and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna get banned from an app and then you're like oh and then it doesn't matter if you like try to create a new account like it knows that your device is trying to make a new one that wow after i saw this immediately i saw another one where now they're making ai podcasts and it's not just like ai podcasts where it's like audio you know it's like an audiobook these are like ai's creating videos of people in front of podcast mics having them say like you know top comment what's her at but no like play it's insane it looks it looks way too good right now part of me is that i can give you the world and take it back just as fast because my loyalty runs deep but my self-respect runs deeper the only way you can tell it's ai it's because her like it's it looks way too still while she's moving once they fix that shit cooked game over the only time i think you could ever like use ai to make a podcast is if you were maybe a student like a medical student and you have something you really need to study but you listen well through like podcast dialogues putting your study guide into an ai thing visually i don't think you need to have that right i think that is like sometimes you you have to personally make something to help you remember something better but to be entertained by an ai podcast that's where like yeah the issue but no i i honestly they're only i don't think they're making full podcasts those are just clips yeah because you know how like people people literally make podcasts just for clips like that one show heath yeah i'm gonna say it though but literally their whole pocket is just to make clips and to me it's just like what are you doing like you're better off just doing like a selfie video and talking to camera like i feel like people would much rather watch something like that than a podcast because a lot of people the moment a podcast clip even comes to their page they just scroll through a lot of people don't like watching that shit i think i think it was just that there was a time clip that i think it was just a time when people were trusting podcasts for like product um recommendations and things like that so people that were trying to sell things would make it look like it was coming from a podcast because they're like oh these people are naturally talking about it yeah yeah so they would like fake it to try to like sell something yeah i see it so much with like health products like the neuro gum and all that that's like dude i just like i think they're all ai now there's one i keep seeing with joe rogan like this come in and in my head's like ai yeah because they always like clip the beginning and it's the person talking but they're not talking long enough for you to see that it's registered and it's like oh my god it's like oh my god it's like a podcast with their mouth and then they're cutting away to visuals yeah like always red flag that anytime you see it there's a kind of uh because brett you know brettman rock yes he posts he has a big deal with dr grew and it's like this hair product that he uses and he's like ambassador he he trusts the product he talks about all the time but people keep taking his clip showing his hair everything except for him showing the prize like literally i use this for my hair every day but they oh but they're playing different models and they'll go viral all these clips and it's like all you can do is pretty much do it like a season like to have them take it out but you can't like actually sue for that but it's crazy how you can make so much money like that and then like after you make your fifty thousand dollars of selling everybody on this product that like does not exist then uh you you get a season assist you remove it and you don't get like penalized for it on to the next one unless unless a season assist is you have to also give all your money that you made i think it depends on it because i'm pretty sure uh whatchamacallit um what's uh trevor remember he did the no laws when drinking the claws yes merch yes he got in a lot of trouble for doing that made a bunch of money and then i think he had to give them the money but he coined the phrase but like he should have only given like a percentage i like i think that well because he's not saying white claws yeah he's saying claws like i don't know i think and also it that's weird because the word called they don't own the word claws like c-l-a-w-s okay yeah it's a claw it's a claw right so it could have been and you could say parody claws yeah but i mean when you're using but i don't know sometimes you're using the logo it's parody claws like remember that one time corinna she had like ck calvin klein merch or whatever and she got a cease and desist this is like back in the old blog squad days yeah you know dumb starbucks that's what nathan fielder like did a long time ago and he was basically i feel like using the starbucks font and it said starbucks but it was called dumb starbucks parody claws is so interesting i don't know too much about it but i studied it in school but like you know what there's loopholes with it i'm surprised that you're allowed to do it right to me it seems like something where it should be illegal like 100 like as soon as you put it out you should get charged like it should be a fine to me it's like that's you're literally getting somebody's property that they created for the and you're just taking it and changing it to but what's parody about it you're just making it you're altering it i know but like it does like to me that's not parody to me you like the design So much you're just stealing it. It's like everything at, um, which I'm gonna call it, uh, spencer's was all parody it was like the title list hats yeah or mcdonald's but it would be like titties yeah mcbitch like you know like yeah the mcdonald's font i think sometimes the bigger of a brand it is you can kind of say go to hell well i think what it is so this says it's like the purpose and character of the use and specifically the message to the original work and so in the example of like nathan fielder he's calling it dumb starbucks and it's basically he's doing like a message in it of like big coffee corporations or whatever it's like that's the argument that he can make make whereas corinna is just like stealing the logo for her own personal use there's no like message behind it got it okay that but mind you we all did it so we're not we're not that was just an example but we all did it back then we all did it yes but um the what was what was the bit that he was doing with dumb starbucks um this was like one of his first projects he did like i believe before nathan for you but he i don't know he just basically bought a starbucks uh her bought a former starbucks maybe across the street from another starbucks and just called it dumb starbucks oh oh wow it was just a social experiment you know what he or it was an episode of nathan for you that's funny uh this reminds me of uh when we were in sweden they they had a 7-eleven but they changed it for like a whole month to six seven eleven shut up no no no it was like a thing i have um actually just look it up look up uh six seven sweden and it's all it was up there we when we were there it was like a we went to it was unbelievable six seven is like spread all the way to sweden oh my god and it looked just like that when we were there 7-eleven has like done some stuff like that though or like they one time for like the simpsons movie they made it into like the quickie mart from oh that's cool the simpsons they have a sense of humor how how are they only doing it in sweden but not anywhere in la i think just maybe testing it was probably maybe an advertising agency thought like let's just try this as a pop-up see if it works it goes viral we don't got no time to test it you gotta push that shit now six seven is fucking jump on it now months old already they're like all right it's working we're gonna bring it to the uh to the states now and everyone's gonna be like no have you ever noticed that the n in 7-eleven is lowercase and all of them are uppercase yep oh we've talked about this yeah i i saw i saw fake news that said uh owner changing it to capital n everyone's everyone's pissed change it back but it was yeah uh it's like how late um los pollos hermanos was after breaking bad don't even get me started that would have crushed but they dropped it like eight years after the show was over and i'm like nobody cares now and not only that the tequila brand oh what like brian cranston and yeah tequila brand and i know it takes like a while to come up with the tequila brand but i just wish that they did it way earlier dude imagine like season five season four they're like they they they released it dude it would have been literally the one of the top tequilas been drinking it weekly when the show was dropping having like you know the campaigns they could have thrown oh we would have been ordering chicken dude so so smart but i wish it they did it fucking oh breaking bad was such a good and it looks so good too like the logo and everything i can't believe they popped up in 2017 like that is so recent and when did it and when did it uh end when was the last season i feel like it was 2050 2014 no i think it was a lot it was earlier than that i was watching it i feel like in college well there's probably a lot of people that are watching it so i think it's a lot of people that are watching it so i think it's a lot of people the seasons were out now when did breaking bad and 2013 2013 oh yeah it was like four crazy three years that's really long to wait to put that out and do you think do you think they were talking about it in the room and they looked at each other's like is it too late i feel like it's old and they're like no we should just try it like i would have loved to hear the conversation like you know half you know 50 was like i think it's too late and the other half is like no people love breaking bad there's a cold following but we're not we're not making any more money we need they're not a los pollos hermanos down over on hollywood like off ohio i think it's all poyo loco not i do always get those confused there's a los pollos hermanos down in hollywood i swear there is oh it's los pollos yeah oh and it's not los pollos hermanos it's just los pollos i thought it was i mean i thought it was the same thing wait and i thought it was los pollos locos maybe am i getting it what's the where's the locos hermanos what it's los pollos hermanos no no i'm talking about the one we have the one we have is el poyo look but the day well no you're thinking el poyo loco is totally different but there is one called los pollos in hollywood got it okay but and it has two chickens oh so it was based off that they just changed the logo maybe to make it look better because yeah that that doesn't look very good they should they should have just changed it to the one that breaking bad made because that looks very much nicer than that everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states 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steak like well boy what were you expecting getting a steak at chili listen i was trying to treat myself and it was the most disgusting piece of meat i've ever had and it dude and then i started like looking it up because i was like this is weird so then i found out about moo glue and i was like this is crazy and this was like what and then i started looking into it but then apparently the um the vp for campbell's the the soup yeah came out and was like caught on like a hot mic talking about how they use like bio engineered fake meat type things and they're like i would never fucking eat this the people that eat this shit are just like just bad mouthing the campbell's customers and i'm like damn you know what would be so funny imagine i'm like uh come with me to go to chili's and it's a whole video i'm doing but i pack in i go to mastro's and i like order their beef well like really really insane items and i bring it to like i put it all in a tupperware and i go to chili's and i put it all on the plate hey guys chili's is they are popping on fire look what i have the look what i have the fucking beef wellington look at how it's cooked you're gonna be like what bro i'd probably get dude so many people would probably show up to chili's or just hit it like guys you got to try it so the secret in and out item ask for the beef wellington omakase sushi and just have one worker put it like on a tray for you just to like sell it it's parody clause i would i've been wanting to go back to chili's because of that damn cheese pole those those cheese poles are good the mozzarella sticks like the cheese pole like the mozzarella choice at chili's lately every person i've seen who gets it it looks insane yeah he you had a bad experience and that's okay but like don't ever talk shit i did i did choke on a chili's um cheese pole it was so bad that i bit it and it pulled all the way down to my stomach and the cheese would not break and i was damn it's scary when you choke on a when you choke on a mozzarella stick cool no you feel like you feel like you're dying like you're and it's hot burn in your whole throat but it's just like you didn't let it cool down no i usually so when i go to chili's i always i don't know if they have it anymore i always get the mango chicken the mango chili chicken they just it's a it's just a chicken breast and they get mango salsa on top with rice and broccoli so doesn't it have like little uh tortilla strips uh no i don't know maybe but because i ate so healthy for dinner i go i want the chocolate lava cake and then because i will never leave a chili's without having my chocolate of course i'm a southwestern egg roll slut yeah no it's good and that's just good too the chips and salsa the guac but i hate when it's got they got like 20 chips all melted together you know what i'm talking about right it's like they fried it but like took it out a little too early hate that shit so it's that and the steak we can't we can't like but everything else i think for what you're getting and what you're expecting i think it's good i'm i'm a i'm a big uh fan of chili's i'm a big fan of chili's the crispy chicken honey chipotle chicken crispers oh yes the chicken crispers are great they yeah they do well with those yeah but yeah just don't at the stake then guys don't get the moogloo uh crazy story happened to me uh was it day before yesterday it's around noon working in the house and stuff noon what was i doing yeah i was just like on my ipad all of a sudden we hear a chopper it's the same story i know it's basically just like my eyes started going blurry yeah like it's we realized i didn't have an ocular migraine i have a tumor um but work in a house we hear a chopper above us you know it's la you hear choppers all the time then all of a sudden we hear a speaker blaring like right above our house okay going please exit the residence with your hands up we have you surrounded like i'm hearing this full from above our apartment i feel like everybody freaked the fuck out patricia and i look at each other we're like oh my gosh we're texting our neighbor we're like dude are you hearing this it's going crazy i just citizen app i'm looking out the window cops have now barricaded like both sides of our street right in front of our house so citizen app basically says um that someone has been was uh breaking into a residence someone broke into a residence wait they do all that for a break-in well pretty much or some so then i'm like on the citizen app i don't pay for the premium but then you can see the chat and it's awesome when someone is in the chat and has the premium membership yeah and they're just transcribing all the news and they're just transcribing all the notes of what's being said um so apparently what happened and we back up to these really really nice expensive houses i think so somebody was like home and then someone like broke into the residence they freaked out cops come they can't find this person that broke into the residence so then we're freaking out thinking like is this person now on the run are they gonna jump over our backyard are they hell are they in our garage right now we were on like complete alert thinking that any moment some dude is just gonna dart right through our alleyway and we the whole thing kind of like started uh unfolding and pretty much what happened i think somebody was having like a heart attack or overdosing or something and walked into a residence looking for help and like passed out somewhere on their house and then they had to like find the person it was like some female and get them out of there but that all happens wait wait so it was not an intruder it was just somebody looking for help exactly because this is how the or like the alerts to the police is someone's calling going someone's on my property they've intruded but turns out it was not a robber or someone breaking the residence it was someone who needed medical attention and went into some random rich person's house and they freaked out that's crazy and but when i call that there's an intruder in my backyard they send one cop 35 minutes later they got a helicopter helicopter full megaphone right out there could hear it and everything that's crazy it was crazy and then around 9 p.m at night that day at that night suddenly all of our power just goes out boom it was crazy we just finished the stranger things finale all of our lights start going crazy like damn budget for this last season is insane full experience i felt like you know like will in the upside down i was like are you seeing this this is nuts all the lights start going crazy boom powers out we're like what the fuck what happened our neighbors out we go outside whole two blocks just pitch black and we're like you got to be kidding me check the citizen app turns out remember with my wi-fi in may yes how that drunk person ran over the median right down on melrose place another drunk person no did the exact same mistake and ran into the power lines and the power lines like are tilted and bent so we're seeing this we all see some neighbors all walking down to the end of the street we see on citizens right down there we're like let's go take a peek and right when i walk up i see this car just smashed in cops and ambulance have arrived minor injuries to the person no one was dead i just want to preface that yeah but i'm like you got to be kidding me right in front of the golden goose this exact same spot and me with these other neighbors they're like yeah you're right this did happen in may and also your wi-fi was out for months months months oh multiple months and i'm looking up and the whole power lines are like fully tilted like and then some like i can't remember if he was like a security officer or a cop or someone who worked for the city he goes you guys need to leave this area right now these power lines can fall at any moment oh my god and i was like oh didn't even think of that i was just being like a dumb bystander outside trying to get wi-fi so we're just like running back home hopefully that these power lines don't fall but this exact same thing happened they got to figure it out that's how long was the power out for did they get it back power was out until i believe oh power was out until 2 p.m the next day and then oh it's actually not and then at night at 9 p.m last night power goes out i'm like you got to be kidding me you can hear like neighbors around just going come on what's going on but turns out there then they had the bright idea oh well let's not have wooden lines let's have like steel concrete metal ones or whatever and let's replace them at 9 p.m not at 1 a.m but at 9 p.m you know you know like if you were to ever it's not your house but if it was your house and you ever wanted to sell it i feel like you'd have to put in the bio on your solo page like uh drivers will most likely as you're living your crash into your wi-fi this is a hot spot for accidents hot spot and then the verizon outage happened you know yesterday do you hear about that like verizon do you have verizon uh i do it didn't affect me but did you notice yesterday was on sos at all i think it was just east coast but it affected patricia was out with it multiple friends i had in texas my family they were out um but it was just this crazy day it was like mercury was in retrograde we just kept having these one you know roadblock after another i feel like mercury yep mercury see i feel like mercury every fucking day every day every day something like mercury's in retro it was just we couldn't believe it and now i'm getting involved because my uh sister-in-law she's a city planner she knows transportation planners and i'm like sending screenshots of the whole uh zone saying how they could refigure out this damn median they need to put a statue a fountain something heavily lit that when you are driving down you realize i can't go this way you know we need something huge you know what you should do like dead ass you stand there you should get all your entire street go in front of the golden goose wherever that those axes at in protest i think so but like imagine people driving by is like what are they protesting and it's like like changing laws about just the street how would you what would you even they make a statue of me just going stop twice don't drink and drive stop i wonder if they can find out where these drunk drivers are coming from like what bar are they coming saddle ranch good point like there's not that many bars down on melrose maybe the uh the hollywood improv is like down there i'm curious yeah they're all comedians who knows but oh gosh because i would slap that bar with the biggest fine and be like if you want to keep any sort of like license to sell drinks you better make sure these people don't fucking drive yeah also i want money for all the damn food in my refrigerator that has to go bad like do i get credits on that here's the thing i think you can i think most people just don't bother wasting the time and money i don't think you can i think most people just don't bother wasting the time to do something about it you can sue for anything you could just be like no i'm gonna serve you because you need to pay for everything that's um gone bad the damage whatever break a couple more shit in the house to be like that look what this has caused trauma i punched a hole in my wall because i was so angry trauma traumatized it's a really weird concept when you think about it like bars and like just in general bars that like you can still get in your car and drive drunk like you can't it needs to be like a house party where you put your keys in a bucket and they're like uh uh uh yeah you've had three you've had three drinks that is really interesting heath like how there's not some rule or like some sort of system where anytime anybody leaves a bar you need to like breathalyze them before they get into the car or something like something where it's like it's just so interesting that you could i don't know just you can just do it you can go to a bar drink heavily and then leave and no nobody will know that you're that you're leaving drunk it's so it's weird it's hard to like one off on this he you mentioned keys putting keys in like a bucket or whatever um do you guys know what key parties are or were i just found out about this i always thought it was keys in the bucket for driving but it's not because some people yes matt it's weird so and also there's that scene in the grinch you know i did charlie xcs knows a good key party you know you know there's a no there's that scene in the grinch of jim carrey's the grinch where it's a flashback to when he was a kid and he's being raised by the two old lady who's or whatever and they had tons of parties or whatever and there's a scene of people putting keys in the damn bucket that ain't because they're drinking they're having a damn key party so key parties were something that were very popular i think in like the 60s and 70s and it's a way for of like swingers and couples swinging oh so you come to the party and you put your keys in the bucket everyone puts their keys in the bucket and then somebody picks somebody's keys and whoever keys they picked you go hook up with them what oh that's a key party but these are these are these are like married married uh couples like swingers it could be or it's people committing affairs. But yeah, a key party, a swinging partner swapping party where couples put their keys in a pool. Later, guests randomly draw keys to determine which new partners they will spend the night with, often involving sexual encounters. That's crazy. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, key parties. Progressive Hover's customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones. Don't wait. ♪ Crown Coins Casino ♪ Winning never sounded so good. Hi, this is Michael from Dallas, and I won 40K and finally renovated my home. Visit crowncoins.com, sign up in seconds, enter code CROWN, and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. crowncoins.com, that's C-R-O-W-N, coins.com, no purchase needed. ♪ Crown Coins Casino ♪ There's a whole world out there. I feel like I'm just such a kid. I have no idea. The thing is, you could have your own party. You could. And that's what's great. Just be like, hey guys. Like, you know what I just found out about? Me and Danielle put on the Mormon show on Hulu. The reality show? Secret Live of Mormon? Because everybody talks about it, but we actually don't know what, like, what it is. Are they just Mormons? And we're like, oh, let's watch an episode and see what. It all started because a girl posted that they're all swingers. Like, she like kind of blasted. So they're naughty Mormons. They're like naughty Mormons. Like, they, she, this, one of them put out a whole thing that said, because they all used to like post a lot of TikToks and they were getting like followers, all of them. People were liking them. And then one girl made a, made a, um, uh, what's it called? Made a statement. No. What's, what's the fucking word? Like an expose kind of thing. About how, oh, all the more, all the, the Mormon sister mom talk, all swingers, but like, they're not, but that's how the show pretty much started. Which I had no, like, I, I literally thought it was just a bunch of Mormons living in a, yeah, just like real housewives, but it's just, but they're kind of bad girls, right? Like there's drama and stuff. Yeah. They're like, they're not like conservative. They, they, I feel like they're right. That's pretty like edgy though. Like them put like, you know, a face to their name, put their whole identity out there and still be a part of the Mormon church. It's like pretty ballsy, right? Also, they're like very young too. I thought they were all like older women. I had no idea. I was just like, it was not what I experienced. Okay. Or not what I thought it was going to be at all. But we only watched like the first episode. People love it. They're obsessed with the show. Oh, the ladies love it. The ladies love it. The ladies love it. The ladies love it. I mean, Mormon influencers. I can't, I, I love watching them. The Mormon church in general is insane. I watched a video from a guy that used to be a part. That was part of it. Like how it started. Cause he used to be a part of it. He was giving a whole history and he led up to today. And he was talking about how much money the church has. And it's like the Mormon church as of 2024 has almost $300 billion. It's like, well, you have to give 10% of your income to the Mormon church. He was like, it's one of the largest investment funds in the world is the Mormon church. Because that's what they do with the money is they invest it. So that they can continue to build churches everywhere around the world. Yeah. That's insane. Cause they have to pay for like all the missionaries, right? Like they have to have that whole program and stuff. It's wild. Like when you become like an elder, you get like sent somewhere across the world to go and, you know, share the good news, I guess. But like, you know, if you've been like studying like French or Korean or like a certain language, you're most likely going to get picked there, but it's wild. Like some people get picked like, all right, you're going to Frisco, Texas. Like I, I would be so stressed if I was an elder, like just wanting to get a good location to get picked. Come on, send me to Fiji. Yeah. In Book of Mormon, he just wants to go to Orlando, but then has to go to like Africa. Where are most like, what are most Mormons working in? Like what's, what are their jobs or most like, what are they like? Everything. Business executives. I mean, they work really hard. We're making generalizations though about a faith. So I just want to like flag that, but like, I don't know. But also they're also, they're great salesmen too, by having to go door to door. Yeah. Like knocking on people, getting rejection, knowing how to like pitch something well. Yeah. You get so much, um, what's the word? Not stamina, but like discipline and drive. And like, you've seen it all. So you can like really thrive in like sales positions too. Ah, okay. Like you're, you're saying like, um, getting used to being told no, like having the power of knowing that something could be a no, but you still do it anyways. Yes. Yeah. I think so. I mean, you get good skill sets from, I think being an elder, I mean, I'm looking at like one perk of it. But it's, uh, it's a grind, you know, I don't even know how long, like, look at all that money. Maybe I want to be a Mormon. Well, you don't really get it. You don't get it. You give 10% of your money. Well, no, I mean, the 10% is going somewhere. I'm just gonna figure out where that 10% is going. I'm gonna be like, Hey, y'all, I want to be Mormon. And I want to work in the church. I want to go in a Mormon church. Where are we putting the money? It looks in, I can't go like, well, what if my friend's Mormon and they're getting married? They don't get married in a Mormon church. They get married in a Mormon church, but you can't, you have to be a member of the church to be in the actual, like, you know, the, like when you drive to San Diego, the giant white cathedral that you see. Oh yeah. Then there's one in Beverly Hills that's huge. Like ordinary people. And then certain, there's certain classes within the Mormon church that can't go in there. You have to get to a certain level or rank in the church in order to go in there. Wow. What's harder being an elder or getting an Hermes bag or getting a Birkin? Both pretty tough team. We should do a video. Of what? Because I think, I think everybody listening right now is probably wondering like, what's easier to be an elder or be able to get a Birkin from? I bet you it's probably. I don't think there's one person watching this that has the same thought as you. They're both hard. I think they're both very difficult to achieve. You're talking about a brand new Birkin bag. I think any, because you can get used Birkins. No, you can't even walk into a fuck, into an Hermes without. Hermes. By the way, let's just clarify that. But keep going on Hermes. Hermes, by the way. And you know, I, the thing is that, you know, like some words you can never, like you just told me how to pronounce it. I'm, I can't, I can't switch it. It just, to me, it's Hermes. It doesn't like look like anything else, but Hermes. Like ever. I know, I know what you mean. It takes like an extra five seconds for me to have to say it right. I've been in LA now for like a well over 10 years. I think you need to know how to say Hermes. I don't like, I don't like materialistic stuff anymore. You know, after, after my Lamborghini years, I was just like, you know what? I don't need it. Yeah. It doesn't define you. Yeah. The only thing I want to spend money on is my hair transplants. There you go. My man. Plural. That's it. Plural. Yes. That's it. Exactly. Plural. Multiple. I can never not have enough. You know, at this point, stop getting transplants. Just do like a full scalp transplant. No. Like find somebody that has like a. You know, a donor scalp. Yeah. No, because if I go that far, like if I scalp my head, then I'm going to want to like readjust my skull. Why does it look like an alien hand? Let's, let's knock out a couple of pointers. Let's soften it a little bit. Give me a nice little, nice little round head. Just sitting there tapping with like a ball being hammered. Like how much can we do? How much can we do? What if you just do a toupee? Like where they, they glue it on. No, because one day, one day it's going to fly off. And that's. Yeah. There's a lot of maintenance with that, but I think they look incredible. They do. They look so good. But I just don't know how itchy that gets. Zane, just get you a full lace front, baby. Just do it. You know, you know what? Get a real like nice, spend quality money on it. I just feel like the glue is not good for you. The glue that it's like in between the thing. Gotta let it breathe. That can be good. Yeah. Imagine the acne. You pull it out. Like, oh, you got to replace it after two months. You pull it. It starts stinking. The, the, the, the viruses that you have created under there. Oh, by the way, speaking of viruses, I saw this on a Tik TOK and I, I, I could not believe it. COVID was seven years ago. Yeah. 2019. Seven. Oh yeah. Seven. Seven when it started, but like in three years, a decade, we're going to say, oh, COVID. Yeah. It was a decade ago. What? What do you mean? Yeah. I feel like I was just wearing the mask. A year and a half ago. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. That's all I saw that. And I was like, oh, we're all almost dead. Almost said like, I, like in my, like I saw that I was like, oh wow. I can picture all my loved ones on my funeral. We're not overreacting, you know, it is. We, I feel like lately though, I've been like, wow, old, not like old, but it's not like, oh, I feel so old, but I'm just like, time has passed. Like I've had, but I look back on it all. I'm like, oh my gosh, I've had so many memories. I've been so many places. Like I feel grateful for the time, but just realizing the full chunk of adulthood, how it's been really like 10 years since like being a full adult out drinking in the world. And I'm sorry, I'm saying drinking, but I mean like post 21, post 21, because like you're still like a student when like in your early adulthood, but just like real world, like you've been out in it for like 10 years. I'm going to be, I'm going to be 90 Heath and I'd be like, I'm not ready to go yet. I feel 25. Like I know that I'm not going to want to leave. Most people, when they're 80, they're like, I'm fucking done. You know what? Because- at the like my like the the age i'm at right now i'm supposed to have four kids i was thinking about that too like i'm technically considered old to start having kids like on the older side i think i think every i think yeah you everybody this our age is i think considered oh all my friends back home are already on like their second or third kid it's pretty crazy crazy i'm i'm late to the game but i still feel like young i mean you are young but like everybody has their own journeys also remember that it's really not that late it's just wild looking when you are kind of now in your 30s realizing how many other people that you've known in your life have already started yeah you know their lives but honestly for everybody listening if you are 34 35 you don't have a boyfriend girlfriend kids nothing you're good just hey come on this side baby there's a lot of room here let's grow together i probably honestly i'll probably get married like i could see me getting on one knee when i'm 50 you never know i can't even do i can't even get down there like i would not be surprised but you know what i think i would be so in love like 50 years old i find another like my wife she's like she's like 24 and i okay okay leo i'm kidding i'm kidding no i could see me marrying like i'm 50 she's 40 and i'm in love and art but like our life starts then okay you know wait can she and she she can have kids and we're gonna have kids immediately because she's 40 you know you can manifest things now right like you don't have to push it yeah but no it's really crazy how much you see it so clearly at 50 years old expectations though i'm setting expectations so when it happens earlier i'm like wow what a surprise life is great how bad do you want it now how bad do you want it you know dude i'm like i my whole brain like there is no room for anything but i think what we're fine dining fine dining what do you mean that was a spongebob thing where he erased everything but his but his name and fine dining when he wanted to be a waiter it was like i don't know why it popped in my head when you were saying that it's as if all he knows is fine dining and breathing i think it's really gonna kick in when you're single girlfriends all start getting married i think no no no you have a good social circle of single girlfriends that are not your girlfriends but like think about i don't like go out a lot anymore think about it i don't i don't really go the only time i'm like out of my house is when i'm traveling okay you know what i mean i feel like that would have like i feel i did have an ounce of that but that happened already like a couple years ago okay i feel like i'm learning to love myself a little bit that's important like very important who cares times are different people like i feel like most are single compared to like fucking 20 years ago everybody was fucking getting married 20 years ago when like they're hitting 18 19 20 so you know whatever la is also different la is different too yeah la is literally a fucking you you if you move here when you're 30 you immediately turn 18 like it's a whole new life that literally like it's crazy i i never i never went to like a like a like a state college like i i did community college but it was nothing like it felt like i was going to the fucking school i was going to the fucking school i was going to the fucking school to my work and coming home like there was no community at this college no sense of like anything nothing was exciting about this college and that was my college years like that was just it was just fucking i think after high school i went from being like a teenager to being like 30 like it just felt like the only thing that didn't feel like 30 i was living with my parents still but it like everything else just felt like oh like life is starting and real real word real world kicks in quick quick when especially like you're out there but i flew here i feel like i feel like i just graduated high school and i got into like the best college in the country i think that's why we went so hard was because we didn't have college experience exactly yeah everybody got their partying out of the way and we were like freedom and denny house was our frat house literally it looked like it it smelled like it like it just smelled like it's crazy no it did no it really did oh guys um this is like this is definitely like disgusting and pee pee poo poo talk so ladies i'm so sorry but i saved this till the end because so just so we didn't like have to ruin the yeah at the top of the episode but i'm scrolling through my feed right and i see this girl she starts off the video with get ready with me as i prepare to relieve myself on my client and i'm like excuse me i'm hooked i'm watching this and she's explaining how her whole job why don't you just listen to her i feel like you need to listen to her and then we'll discuss with me for my session where i relieve myself she's showing food i beg your damn pardon yes i am a dom and yes this client and i meet every single month he chooses the food and he's been liking jamaican food recently and i like jamaican food so we got some vegetables of course i have to try to eat it all i did pretty good because that's a lot of food take my probiotics and my digestive pills oh god what is me and that that's just damn nasty for the night wake up i have to close my eyes take my laxative and wait an hour before i go to the hotel once i go to the hotel it's real quick in and out oh gosh dude she had the stool open like i said we do a session every single month and every single month it is thirteen hundred dollars shit i'm so sorry for me to do my business bro in my head i was like oh this is this is like oh this is rage bait rage bait rage bait the minute i saw that fucking stool whole stool with a with a i was like oh and by stool we're talking about an actual physical stool but with a hole in it like it was like an elderly person like design like yeah like you could tell that this person's face it's like under the stool oh it's crazy because you have to believe this i mean there's a king for everybody oh yeah everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prices every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply and she's probably getting a lot of clients from just doing videos like this where other freaks are seeing that going oh yeah and you know what it's like where do you go to find it's me trying to figure out where where but like what do you go on craigslist and go like you know poop king like what's like where are you like what is it if you search hard enough you can find is it the dark web i feel like this is illegal like to be a put like you're pretty much putting poison on like it's a word of mouth literally i mean that is disgusting how do you start that conversation um i think hey so hey do you are you like there's i mean there's kink forms everywhere yeah and i bet there's like and there's hook up things where people like say what city they're in and what they're looking for and it people find it i think i think this is how they spark their conversation they go um oh my god dude like yeah oh like let's dude let's get poop on us and everyone's like it'll do that goes like yeah no i'm just kidding and then and then you just keep doing that like you you like you always say it as a joke until somebody goes until somebody bites yeah is that necrophilia no that's dead people what's what's also crazy work for her to be wearing the cleveland browns shirt she knows what she's doing good idea she's funny she's funny take the browns to the super bowl and just like the what was the oxtail curry coprophilia the fate yeah crop of feet oh god this but also like the poor hotel cleaning service oh well i mean what she better clean that herself that is your job and also that is not big enough you saw her little station with the amount of food that she was putting in oh gosh cover the whole damn room it still looks like fucking dexter in there i also also covered this is if this is your thing do it at your house yeah yeah yeah do it at your house you're not you're not murdering somebody like i get if you're like murdering somebody sure do it somewhere not on your property because you know like if you're getting investigated then they get but do the shit in your house that makes it even worse because then i start to question why aren't they doing it in their house you know like is there some sort of like probably because he's got a wife exactly and doing this it's can you imagine can you imagine him going on hey baby and he like kisses her and she gets a whiff of oxtail curry poop and she's like god zane zane these are Oh, dear. I don't know. I want to believe it's rage baiting. i want to believe it there's no i mean she went through the effort to like buy this off of amazon just to rage me um jared i would you know because a clip like this will go viral like she knows what she's doing hopefully she's profiting more of just the videos of this than having to actually do that did you see the stack of cash she making money that was one client bro imagine paying a girl fifteen hundred dollars to poop on your face where i i would like to make fifteen hundred dollars to poop are you kidding me the comments are like girl you getting paid to poop i love this we're out here sitting for free what are we doing i'm out here taking life seriously and everyone else is just shits and giggles for them oh that's good you i'm just like i cannot believe what i just watched that was i was i was grossed out which is where she started showing the food i'm so sorry i watched it and i was like but honestly in a weird way now i really want jamaican jerk chicken he i really i don't think i can eat that for a month at least for i just haven't had like good jerk wings kind of sound good oh and god and you know you know it was hot too like you know it was hot zane oh okay enough enough we have to have it i can't i can't i cannot i want more i need that other podcasts do i love it it's just hard dude how do you how's someone so good at that i just have to remember what they are i don't like that one we can continue oh i learned like a really interesting fun fact about like ivs you know when like they you're in the hospital and they put you up like hook you up to an iv okay um just like a hydrate like any yes how do you think it's like going in your arm like what is it it's going what do you mean it's like what what is the thing in your arm though it's the um it's the needle it's just the needle he's what do you think is in your arm well when they poke it in they use a needle okay and then i don't know if they pull the needle out and leave the tube in so yeah look at this doctor came up on my feed and i this blew my mind so he goes leave this inside of you it's not the sharp thing that's left inside of you this is the sharp thing and this comes out it retracts the only thing left inside your arm is a little plastic tube so don't be scared to move around or use your arm if you need to it's just a little plastic thing inside no wait no there's no plastic thing when i get ivs yes it no there's no i i'm looking at it it's a metal it's like if you're drawing blood i think maybe like a little differently oh no i'm doing like when i do like my iv for hydration i'll do it like here and there okay periods of time like a hospital grade one is probably oh my entire life i thought it's a full on knee like like a metal needle yeah in me when it's really just a plastic tube that's just being inserted but now i'm gonna take a second look at it next time i get an iv yeah and ask them because because it's definitely not that thin it's a little thicker than that the one that they put in for us for the ivs the retracting was crazy yeah how that's just how they like get it out of there and then they have that already in do you have a irrational bubble fear too ever since i learned about that i'm like bubble like a bubble going into your veins and stuff yeah it'll kill you that's if there's like uh i don't say it's like air like like in shows they'll have um like if someone's trying to like if a hitman is trying to murder somebody that's like in the hospital and they like made it out alive or something they'll put air in their in their like iv or something yeah or if like a bubble gets into you like it could like go to your heart or something which is crazy because like they'll do they'll put like poison and shit and it was like just put air you mean he puts on air um yeah fun fact just want to share that to end on a little level that was very interesting i had a heart attack though because when we were just in the hospital for tony um her iv you know how it would have like the fluids going in we looked over and she she goes like she looks at me she's like is this normal and the whole tube going back up filled with blood oh and i was like i've never seen that so we called the nurse in and the nurse like seemed like it was the first time she'd ever seen it before so she called in somebody else to come help and they like disconnect the whole thing reset it but like the blood traveled back up the tube all the way and i was like oh i feel like just all the things that mariah was explaining in this place it just i don't know i feel like there should be a doctor in the room she was okay everything was good thank god thank goodness thank jesus absolutely you know should we jump to unwind yes you know what we should let's do it oh we're gonna fuck it up on the own why just wait okay more poop talk oh you got i'm a poop on matt's chest just just stay tuned y'all all right guys thank you so much you can 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