319: Zane Caught This at a Bachelor Party

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So whether you care about looks, smarts, or just everyday practicality, RAV4 brings all of it. If you've been holding out for the right SUV, this is your sign. Check out the 2026 Toyota RAV4 at your local Toyota dealer or visit toyota.com. See packages and options at toyota.com for feature availability. - Did you get, do something new with your hair? - I just am not wearing a hat. - But you got it colored. - Oh no, I just got it, I got a haircut. - Zane got that Auburn look going. - Yeah, you look like you're full ginger, like redhead. - I bleached my hair and then I dye it back to my natural hair color. - How, what was like the time period from bleaching it to realizing you wanted to dye it? - No, no, no, no. So Matt, you know how I used to bleach my hair and then I'll like get it like a color to like a blonde? - Yes. - Like it stays blonde? - It stays blonde. After doing it for all that time, I was like, I don't want my hair blonde anymore. I just like don't like it. So now I bleach it and then I dye it back to my natural hair color. So I, it's- - I don't think that's your natural hair color right now. I know, I know. - Do you understand? So when I make it brown, I'm washing it and then it's turning into the bleach color because it bleached my hair. That's like my bleach hair is now my, is the color that it's like turning into or it's like washing out. - Yeah, a little change. - So the reason why I did that is because I like how my hair is when it's bleached, like the texture. - Me too. I know, I know what that feels like. - So now that the hair is growing in and the bleach is being cut, now that you'll see like, it's like a little, it looks like highlights. - Yeah. - Which I mean, I don't specifically like the highlights. I just like- - Ooh Zane, I can read your text. - Ooh. - Ooh, who's texting you? - Busted. - Beautiful, okay. I was making, my friend was giving me an okay to be able to show something that is private. - On this podcast? - On this podcast. I mean, I have to blur it out, but I'm like, I can show you guys it. It just has to be blurred. - So private parts? - Yeah, pretty much. - Oh boy. Well, let's start with that. - Because it's something I have to tell you guys will happen, which is like so gross. - Okay. - Ooh, people stay tuned. Get excited for this episode. - Should we just jump right into it? - Yeah, let's do it. - All right. Let me get my juice. - Ready Heath? - Ready baby. - It's coffee time. - Ready baby. - Woo. - Damn. - Oh yeah. - Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane. - I'm Heath. - I'm Matt. - And that's Jared. And we are back for another episode. - Come on now. - Okay. - I like that. - Jared. - Fuck it. - Let's go, King. - Yeah, welcome back to another episode. We missed you guys so much. Missed you guys. How has everything been? Heath, I missed you already. - Yeah, what's like a baby skinny? - Dude, I know. - I feel like there's always gotta be like a new update or something going on with baby Antonio. Any-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just got, gosh, I don't even know. I got back a day ago. - Yeah. - About a day ago. - My parents came and saved Mariah. - Yes. - So I saw my parents. And then my brother was here also 'cause he was helping do stuff around the house. We're painting one of the rooms right now, which I'm excited about. - Ooh, what color? - It's like a yellow on yellow. It sounds funny. - But it's like a light yellow and then a more yellow trim. - Little accent color. - Yes. - On all like the windows and the door sills and you know, the floorboards and shit. - Okay, the yellow keeping it gender neutral. I love that. - You know, it's gonna be the fun room. So we wanted to have some color. So we've been working on that. And then Tony's doing, dude, it's crazy. The five days I was gone, he's so much bigger. - I bet, they grow so fast. - Bro, it's weird. - I feel like that first two years is gonna be, you're gonna not see him for a week and he's just gonna be flying through his baby face. - It's crazy. But yeah, nothing really new, just- - Power's back. - Power's back on. - The house is warm again, right? - Oh my gosh. - We're not seeing icicles in the living room. - We're good. All the snow has melted. We're back to normal, but it is still like really cold out. - Have you bought like a spare generator now? Like just to be prepared? - Yeah, I got one. - Okay, good. Just to make sure that like if it happens again. - I'm honestly surprised you're even able to get one from Home Depot that week, that day. - I know. - That everything was out. Very, very surprised, but they probably knew that they were gonna make a lot of money. So they're like, get those generators fucking made. - And of course it was the only ones in stock were Home Depot's brand. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet. - But yeah, nothing really new going on here. Just had some pizza before this. - Okay, whoa, all right. You gotta watch out for that term. - Dude, I know. I literally was just talking to my brother about that. I was like, there's probably so many clips where I'm like, I fucking love pizza. And now with all like the docks and the- - Oh. - Files and shit coming out for Epsi. And I'm like, I really wish I didn't like, I dead ass just like pizza. - Yeah. - And like, I feel like I can never say- - You just have to like now watch out when you say, make sure it's an appropriate time, make sure you're surrounded around appropriate people. - But he cleared it up for me though. He was like, but you're not calling it a pizza party. Like that's weird. 'Cause all things are like, dude, he's got, they have the best pizza parties. It's like, I haven't said pizza party since I was five. - Exactly. - Like, we're not getting pizza. And I'm like, yeah, Zane and I had a pizza party last night. - That's a little funny. - Which adult is throwing a pizza party for their friends? That doesn't include a birthday party. You know what I mean? - I still love saying things are pizza party when everyone's having pizza over. - Oh really? - It's now become a pizza party. How many people do you need for it to become a pizza party? - I think five people. - Five people. - Yeah, more than five. - You can funnily say this is a pizza party. - I think a pizza party is when you're inviting people to come over for pizza. - Yes. - The people that live in the house- - No, dude, that's just, you're just having people over and you're getting pizza for dinner. - That's a pizza party because you're inviting somebody outside of the house that doesn't live there. - Two things. Kids' birthday party is called a pizza party. - Correct. - Or when you're at school and you have one of the down days and they make you watch TV and then they throw a pizza party. - It's a reward. It's a reward. - Only two times you can say pizza party. - You did really well on a field trip. - Yeah. - You guys deserve a pizza party. And you only get that one damn little sliver of that pizza. - It's not a pizza party without that sliver pizza. You need to cut that pizza into 30 slices. That's the only way it's considered a pizza party. - And you also, you have to hand out tickets also for like a game in the end, because that's how they did it in high school too. - A little raffle. - Middle school. Elementary school. Did they have pizza parties in high? They did. They did. - Yeah, there was always, it was the worst not being part of a pizza party. And you're in school and you're just smelling that deliciousness waft in through the hallways into your classroom. - I just can't believe, we've talked about this before, but I just can't believe they would separate people in the pizza party. It's just like, oh, you're not allowed to come to the pizza party. So fucked up looking back and like, what was the worst? - We're kids. - When you're sitting there and somebody else ordered the Valentine cookie gram. - Yeah. - And they're getting delivered to people all in the room. And it's just those warm, what was the company? Mr. It's not Redenbacher, that's popcorn, but it was like something like that. - Yeah, something like old school little candy brand. Yeah. - Yeah, and it would just be those warm chocolate chip cookies and they'd be going around and you're just, damn. - Damn, somebody loves that person. - That sucked. - Did you ever have the balls to give it to a girl? - Mm-hmm. - Oh, hell yeah. - Even anonymous? Would you do anonymous? - Oh, anonymous? Well, no, anonymous, that's just a waste of money. Like, are they really gonna figure out that it was from you? - I'd be too scared. I would do it anonymous 'cause, you know. - I would do it for like just a circle of all the girls. - She thinks it's somebody else that she likes. Oh my God, I think Brian got me this cookie. - Or you know, you start drama. You give like a girl, her boyfriend gets her one and then she gets an anonymous one. - Ooh, just an extra? - Stir the pot. - Hey, love our little thing going on, winky face, just to like stir the pot. - No, Zing, yes, that's good. That's like what they do with the flowers. They say like, order your wife flowers, but don't say who it's from. - Oh, yes. - And if she doesn't like tell you like, oh my God, I love the flowers, then you know. - Do they still do those things on the radio where they'll call like a spouse that's suspected of cheating? - I think so. - They still do that to this day? - I think so, but every time I hear it, I feel like it's all staged. - You think so? - It's a little staged because they have to one, like trust that it's a certain type of person who will like, unless they're spending hours testing it out on people to see. - I also think they ask the spouse that calls in is like, hey, I need you to like make a call. I think they have a whole, they vet them like, hey, will your husband or will your wife really think, believe this? I think there's like a, 'cause I really don't think they stage it. - I bet it was real in the past, but I feel like once they realized it worked, they just started like hamming it up. I think, what is that called? It's a name for it on the radio show. - Crank call? - No, it's-- - The name of the segment or the show? - The segment is like, oh, I forgot. There was like a big name for it. - And it was always like the rose, like you've won a free flower delivery or something, which is like-- - Who would you like to give it to? - How the hell do you believe that shit? - War of the Roses, I guess? - That sounds similar. - I'm always like, oh, it's something that is rose in it. - Or you know the ones that I've heard that are really embarrassing? there are people that like don't get a text or they don't um get reached out after a date because the other person's probably not interested or whatever and then they'll have the radio station call them to ask them why didn't they hit them up after the first date like did they know what didn't you like and they'll and they'll so fucking embarrassing those don't sound fucking stage those sound real the second date update the second date update i loved that going to school oh my god dude one time i was in sixth grade this was the worst like a terrible memory but i have to bring this up so i was in sixth grade had my first girlfriend i feel like we were dating like you know had been dating for like four or five months in sixth grade that's a long time ago maybe even shorter but you know time just seems like it's forever school year maybe i'll say safely three months okay yeah so it was felt like forever and i kind of wasn't feeling it she kind of wasn't feeling it we knew it was kind of dying um but i get a call from one of her friends that i kind of had like a bigger crush on and she's on the phone and she's like matt there's something i've wanted to tell you i'm like what she's like i really like you and i'm like what you really like me and she goes yeah but just like what are you gonna do about like claire and stuff because and i'm like i i mean i don't know but you're serious like you do like me or whatever she's like yeah and i'm like okay oh wow this is and my heart's beating so fast i'm like i can't believe this girl now that's like the bachelor she's she's sitting right next to her like this oh really well get this and then i'm like okay fine yeah i'll break up with claire and then yeah i guess we could be a thing and then all of a sudden all these girls start laughing on the other line oh it was claire and her oh no i was joking set me up to like confess that like i'm not interested in claire anymore and i'd rather be with her best friend and they were all having a sleepover together and i'll never forget that did you not know they were best friends uh yeah i knew they were best friends they were best friends that's why i knew it was risky and that's what made it hot but i was sixth grade i was just a child like i was just like man all right this is just how it's gonna be i'll break up with claire we'll let time pass and then i'll be i think it was casey or whatever it was some friend of hers and um yeah they all busted me and then she goes okay well we're broken up but i remember it wasn't that heated me and claire today are best friends like we're great friends we laugh about it all the time i'll just never forget that i can't believe you didn't appreciate what you had i would have killed for someone to even like me enough to even try to go on a date with me oh but after that nobody wanted to date me i was just in the shit house everyone was like can you believe what matt did it was dude the worst did they record it no it was 2003 dude hey i think you could record on the little razors they got the little whole camcorder yeah no that was good oh my god drama never forget that i was even like i was like on a proper landline like corded phone in my mom's bedroom in the kitchen yeah just like and i remember looking at myself in the mirror on my mom's like dresser my parents dresser and then just looking at myself being like just sweat dripping down full tunnel vision i'll never forget that like what was it wasn't you that were watching key and peel and just the the sweat yeah the beat of sweat the beat everyone talks about how 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coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply my love letter got leaked around the school to who like you wrote a love letter to a girl that you were interested in yeah i got broken up with so i wrote like my feelings and like this love letter poem oh trying to win her back expressing myself what i zane i was artsy i was crappy and i just had to jot it down what's like a breakup poem like okay uh i want closure this is like my way of like closing out this relationship no no it was like a like your last little song trying to win her back over his lyrics fuck you you ho i don't want you back um yeah it was like this cute thing it was full page um i put a lot of time and effort into it and then people started coming up to me bringing up the letter apparently it got passed all around and everybody read through it she passed it around yeah you got some some of you girls are nasty in school never wrote another poem in my life oh yeah just not even worth it was it long yeah oh i remember one time there was also a girl that uh i was really interested in and she wrote me a note yeah and it was a really good song and it was like two or three pages and my heart was pounding i'm like oh my gosh she really likes me yeah and like the last whole half of the message was explaining why she thinks we should be friends like i was crushed damn just i was so excited like oh my gosh it's so long it's so thick and i'm like so excited and then yep just wanted to be friends never forget it yeah dan i mean i mine is nothing compared to your guys's but i i like this girl her name is grace i actually looked up her page like a year ago like just to like see like oh i wonder what she's up to she um i i liked her she liked me but i i didn't think she liked me i thought it was just like only like one-sided thing but she she i wrote her that we wrote each other like this note like how we were gonna go on a date but i was then i chickened out and i had to scare and i pulled out because i thought she was like lying like i thought it was just like this this prank she was pulling or like you know yeah she just wasn't into it yeah and i also like i've i watched movies at the time and my head was like oh this is like a this is yeah i think i think i'm being cornered here so i'm gonna get ahead of it and break up with her we went out for a week and it was only in school relationship like i never saw her outside of school and this was this was this was in middle school like this was a good garden what it was a good week no it was terrible week because i was just scared the whole time so but that was that's literally that's all i have in middle school oh yeah it's really our senior year of high school i'm like oh my god in the newspaper it was like the senior edition like for the student newspaper and it's like the last edition and we would have this section in the newspaper where all the seniors could say who their secret crush was publicly just right before school ending and people would just you would just say the name i'm forgetting that you're they're gonna see each other the very next year right but yeah it would kind of create this whole wave of chaos in the last month because everyone's like you've liked me this whole time i didn't know you liked me you would also just say it about another year like screw it i know that it won't be a thing but yeah i just want to get this off my chest for everyone to know i've had a crush on this person yeah and it was everyone who gets so excited about it and then yeah there was one girl who had a crush on me that i was like so surprised totally different friend circle never talked to her yeah was this set up by the kids or by the faculty by the student newspaper it was a tradition i don't know if they still do it and i was on the student newspaper so it was it was really fun getting all the submissions and putting it in and everything you're kind of you're seeing everything oh i even put down a girl that i had a crush on she was a grade younger than me and i just was like but before he does it he's making sure that no other paper piece of paper has her name on it yeah yeah he's other guys that wrote her down he's like ripping them up i'm gonna be the only one with this name um if you guys for your kids for both your guys's kids what's gonna be the age where you're gonna allow them to start like dating like in my head because like in high school you're like 16 15 say to me that's like your children what so i get like i'm like fuck i don't know if i want my kids i would say definitely not middle high school um it depends like there's it's like the level of seriousness of what the relationship is like i don't they're they're in sixth grade and they have like a little boyfriend or whatever like i don't care okay only in school relationship but like if it was like family friends wise and i was really close with their family and like our kids had a little crush on each other and they were boyfriend girlfriend like sure like if it's nothing to where like i feel like they're going to get seriously heartbroken and this feels like it's serious i don't know that's a good question yeah because we have done my friends dated each other in middle school i also think it all depends on the person too like i feel like you know your kid enough where you're like i think they're mature enough to be in a relationship if my sixth grader or my middle school kid thinks like oh this is gonna be my wife i'll be like pump the brakes buddy like you there's way life ahead of you this is not your forever person yeah but it builds a sense of character heartbreak all of it is just part of your kids love bombing or your kids being love bombed i don't know i don't know i may get involved and be like you gotta break up you're telling the other yeah hey we gotta cut this like let's just not coming up with a scheming it out that's funny i don't know that's a really great question yeah it's so weird though because then i think back to like my grandparents married at 16 wow wow yeah that's crazy that was a different time it was a different time 16 was like 26 still together and you know what seeing them together is like they like they still they're still in their honeymoon phase i remember at your wedding crazy at your wedding i was like this is crazy they look like they're like i mean like they're They are in love with each other. No, I know what you mean. It looks fresh. It looks like a fresh couple. So inspiring. Yeah. Did I tell you, Matt, that they got married and then their reception was prom? What? I have a faint memory of you saying this, but yeah. Wow, the reception was prom. They didn't have money for a wedding, a big party or anything. So they just went to prom with all their friends right after. And they got like a first dance after prom king and queen. All right, and let's give it up for the married couple now. All right, Heath, was it your parents that got married on Halloween? Like, was it something about Halloween? Okay. Yeah, my parents are Halloween. Damn. Grandparents prom, parents Halloween. You, nothing special about yours. Engaged on Thanksgiving. That is a very, like, who's getting engaged on Thanksgiving? I feel like that's very rare. Different. When did you get it? When did you get engaged? Was it like a specific special day? It was October of the year before we got married. No, it wasn't a special day because I had to delay it because of my appendicitis. I was supposed to be proposing in Alabama for the Penn State Auburn game because my aunt and uncle, my parents were all going there. And then appendicitis delayed a month. And then, yeah. Wow. Yeah, it was like very close. Like, I should remember the date of engagement. But I don't feel like that date is that, like, important to remember. Yeah. It's more of like the day you got married. I feel like that's the beginning of a rom-com. Like, you get on one knee, you're about to open the case, and you just get appendicitis. You have to get rushed. You have to get rushed to the hospital by your wife. But you're holding. It's like, don't answer. Don't answer. It's like you have to wait for this entire day to, like, pass by it and get this shit out of you. Oh, question about proposals. And for me, the memory of it happening is such a blur. I can't remember how I did it. But I saw somebody dissecting another proposal. Once you show the ring, is the girl supposed to take the ring out and then put it on her finger? Do you kind of guide the whole thing together? What's the etiquette on? I think you guide the whole thing. You do the whole thing together. Yes, you, like, guide it. You don't take it out, but you guys, like, take it out together and you slide it on her finger, right? I think I took it out. You took it out, but then, and you, like, did it together. Placed it on, yeah. Yeah. I just saw, like, a video of someone proposing, and the girl had to take it, put it on her finger, and everyone's like, why would you do that? And I'm like, yeah, I guess why would you do that? Like, he put it on her. Like, I think, yeah, it's just, it looks really stiff and awkward and weird if you're just holding it out, and she has to take it off and put it on. Does that make sense? Yeah, it'd be weird if she took the ring, put it on, and then she was just like, no, and then took it off. You still haven't answered yet. She answered with the way the ring looks on her hand. If it doesn't look good, it's like, no, not today. How do you, so throughout, like, throughout your relationship, like, when you're getting ready to, like, buy the ring, are you supposed to steal one of her rings and then take it to, like, ask a friend for the size? You don't want to ask her, but even I wouldn't even want a friend to ask her. I feel like I have to, like, go on my own, grab the ring that she's not wearing. I think you should be already in a very healthy relationship where you know that you guys want to get engaged and that's something that will be happening soon, and, like, you can do it way in advance, but next time you're at, like, Macy's or some big department store, go buy the jewelry stand and go, let's just get your ring size so I know. Yeah. And they know. That's true, yeah. It shouldn't be a surprise. Yeah, so I think that's how it did with Patricia. Right then and there, she's like, no. Let's go to Annie Ann's instead. I don't think you need, I don't think you need that ring size. Because your left, like, hand ring finger is a totally different size than maybe your right hand ring finger. Like, Patricia's doesn't fit on her right side. Oh, all right. Which we found that out on the altar, too, because in the Greek church, they put it on the right hand. And it didn't fit. And it didn't fit. She was like, oh, my God. Yeah, no, I remember saying that. I was freaking out for you guys. I was like, this was not planned. Also, I was very hungover that day. It was hard even standing up. Damn right. Oh, yeah, you guys were buckling up there. We were, yeah, dude, like, we were all pretty terrified because we've heard of, like, the whole buckling thing people pass out. Especially during a long, like, ceremony like that. I knew I was fine, but I was worried for some of the other guys because there were a lot of, or some of the guys were really hungover. How do I make this about me? Passing out on the altar for a friend's wedding. No, if that just did happen. Oh, I'm a forgiving person, but I would be like, what the fuck, dude? Like, me personally, I would, like, I think I would just laugh in the moment. Like, I don't think I could take that. It would just, hopefully it's, like, a light fall, but if someone, like, cracks their head open blood, like, ambulance, like, the whole thing is halted over that. And people remember that more than your actual moment of saying, I do. That's funny. That would actually piss me off if it got too far. Blood everywhere. If they needed, like, a gurney. And they're, like, wheeled out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And then they go down the aisle on the stretcher. God, I wish I could talk about what happened at my brother's wedding, but I can't. I can't. God, it's good. Oh. God, there had to be, like, reality TV, like, a whole production over there, just catching up. I've never been to such a wild wedding with my brothers. And I want to talk about it, but I can't. Why? Crazy shit. It's a lot, J-Bear. We'll tell you when you're older. I told you, Heath, right? Yeah. Sorry. Oh, my God, sorry. Yeah, that's annoying. Yeah, nanny, nanny, boo-boo, you guys. You guys don't know. Don't wait. Good. What would you do if you won big? At Crown Coins Casino, real people win real prizes every single day. Hi, this is Chelsea from Dallas. I just hit the jackpot. Won over $1,500,000. Woo! Visit crowncoins.com. Sign up in seconds, enter code CROWN, and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. You may win up to 10,000 Sweeps coins. crowncoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N, coins.com. No purchase needed. Code valid for new users only. Void where prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Crown Coins Casino. Did y'all hear that the Breaking Bad house is now on the market? Yeah. Yeah. It's on the market. No way! So, yeah. Who gives a shit? People were, like, pissed off living there, right? Because everybody kept coming to it? She was that cranky lady that would just sit out the front porch and yell at everybody. Well, guys, in early of 2015, she did list the property for $4 million. Ooh! And now it went absolutely nowhere. And after sitting for almost a year, they have now slashed the price to over $3 million. And it's at $400,000. Damn. Which I find incredibly underpriced. Yes. The Breaking Bad house. Like, they must be, like, wanting it to go into a bidding war. Did they film inside the house? So. Yeah. Oh, they did? They did film inside the house? I hope so. Definitely for the interior. Oh, we could. Oh, this is the interior. Yeah. Yeah, that does add up. But you know what? I also bet that they probably recreated this floor plan later on in seasons. Why doesn't the living room look familiar to me? Well, because it was. Did they move, like, the front door? They made the front door look like it was in another spot of the house? Uh, I mean, no. The front door, all of that checks out for just picture-wise. I don't want to get too visual. That's pretty crazy, then, if they filmed inside, too, and it's that price. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, I just think that it's really undervalued. But you know what? I think it should be at least, like, 1.2. Unless you're turning it into a museum, I don't think anyone's going to want to buy it and live in it and have people still show up every day. Then make it an Airbnb. You would make so much money. But, like, make it. You look exactly like the show, so it gives, like, a reason for people to want to. And then you get one of those Winnebago's and you park it out front. Yes. Yes. Come on, lean into it. Have, like, a fake pizza on the top. Like, really, just, like. That would be sick. Because if they made it a museum, well, it would just get annoying parking-wise. Or they would have to shuttle people to, like, come up and do it, like, group-wise if it was a museum. Yeah, that's why I'm saying Airbnb would be the smartest way to go. Because Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore, can't you look. Don't they show it off, like, like a museum, so you pay to just walk through it? Yeah, you could pay for, like, a walk-through. I think it was, like, $10 to do a walk-through. Yeah, to do a walk-through. But then you could also rent it out if you want to stay there. Exactly. That's what they should do with this house. They would make a lot of money. I think more people would come to this house than Jersey Shore. No? Or maybe the same amount? Probably. Yeah? Because I think. If I was in the area and that was one of the options on Airbnb, I'd be like. Yeah. Because think about it. There's going to, like, every. Because Breaking Bad is such, like. That's never going to go anywhere. I think there's going to be a wave every, like, 10 years, 15 years of everybody growing up, like, kids growing up. Rewatching it. Rewatching it or watching it for the first time and it's like, oh, my God, I got it. We got to see the house. It's here. I just can't believe. Park one of those Aztecs in the driveway. Yeah. I just can't believe the interiors look that bad in her house. The owner and Scott. They're just. Or the woman who was just, like, living there was just like, yo, girl, that's what you've been, like, protecting this whole time? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're talking about the owner. Yeah, the owner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? That lady could have made a lot of money on the side if she wanted to. Yes, she could have. Imagine she was just like, oh, you want to come inside and take a few pics? 15, 20 bucks. She could have been running a little business. Dude, she could have made all that money she lost from the fucking. from the price going down of the house. They were going to be signing the papers in the last minute. She's going to be like, you know what? No, I'm going to keep it. This is her biggest high she gets off her personality. Also, you know what? I could see, like, someone who can afford it, I could see them not buying it specifically because they don't want to buy it from her because of how nasty she's been. Like, maybe the person that wants it buys like i'll wait till it's sold and then i'll buy it from that person i want my money to go to someone nice or you know like uh brian cranston or aaron paul should just like buy it and then make it like a raise it for all the money it makes it goes to charity good idea get people off meth yeah very mad whoa i'm on to something that's actually let him cook literally very good come on now you know this woman has had so many margaritas in this kitchen with friends over going it's ridiculous outside every day there's something outside now like by the way i watched the show it's not even that good it's not even that good and these kids are coming here every day every day i gotta you saw the fans i gotta update it every month i want to know if she bought it because she was a fan or if she just randomly bought this house had no idea and was just like what she was going on i think she was original owner when it came out it got scouted for it to be it was her home and then they rented it from her to film the show yes you know you know how excited she was when that first season came out y'all want to see the house oh i bet she was over it real quick and then after the like the hundredth pizza on the roof that's what did it if they never added that fucking pizza scene yeah i think her personality would have been a little different you know what mad i completely agree with you i think that just the pizza tossing in my house i think that would drive me fucking nuts i would start heath i would start right at the top of the right no baby you'd be in the front yard catching it thanks also speaking of the pizza like the realtor even put the pizza roof angle in the listing like that's what this photo probably to let them know that it's now steel like roofing so oh my god that's dude humans are funny they truly look at the way that's fucking gated i think it fucking school she probably spent all that money on the fucking fence the roof and everything and now you're settling for four hundred thousand dollars which now if you were neighbors with them would you be annoyed or would you be kind of like as long as it's not my house that they're messing with i think i'd like to be like maybe down the street you know i want to be like maybe seven eight houses down we're like i'm not getting that close in front of my house but i could also like every time somebody comes over it's like hey you watch breaking bad yeah that's it you watch breaking bad yeah that's it you watch breaking bad yeah that's it you watch you want to see it i think a street over would be good yeah like i don't i don't want to be on the same street where they're just constantly driving by i hope they never tear this shit down if they if they're planning to tear it down i'm gonna be in front of there with signs i've been by it and she was outside and no way yeah yeah i went by it one time why were you in albuquerque a road trip one time with my buddy michael mcbride all the way to a road trip we did because he was a student at usc we were going home for the holidays and i was like i think you're trying meth for the first time and you really wanted to be in a right environment i remember we did we wanted to go get a pizza not to throw it on the roof but just like take a photo of us outside of it with the pizza but there were no pizza shops like open because it was like eight in the morning and we were like fuck it let's just go and she was outside yeah did did you say hi uh no we didn't just she if she wasn't outside i think we would have gotten out like maybe taking a photo but she just freaked me out and so now we played the theme song in front of the house you know i'm fucked up i'm just a loser zane that was us with the american horror story house yeah yes yes that was like one of the main places where we were that we would take any friends coming into town oh you want to see the american horror story house also i one time we also took him to the to the how to get away with murder house too right and we lived on the street when they shot uh once upon a time in hollywood yes yes we lived on that street that was cool remember that like crazy old that was on the street she was like yeah they're filling a movie apparently brad pitt's in it you remember it was like because i think it was either her house or the door next or the house next door but she was just bragging oh yeah big time all the time i go robbie yesterday she was coming by yeah we lived right there on that by that cul-de-sac it was the best when i had friends like visit from out of town and i'm like you see one or i wouldn't say because the movie had just come out and i go just walk down to the end of this cul-de-sac i'm gonna see if you notice anything yeah every time they'd be like wait holy shit this is uh but you know what i still for some reason when i walked into the house after like it was filmed and it was like up for rent i was there with you we almost considered moving into it we went into it i don't know why i got chills like it was like a house that somebody actually got murdered and yeah yeah it was really like it gave me chills where i was like i don't think i could live in here i don't think like i feel like i would get killed in here i feel like somebody watching the movie would be like i actually want to recreate a murder in that house that they filmed it in because like that's just like a that's another story it was oh shit it was really overpriced though it was very old but the view was amazing it was like ten thousand a month it was eleven thousand dollars a month yeah for like it was like two was it two three bedrooms but it was not it looked like every all the appliances everything was straight from like 1962 but like rusted yeah you know it was that price only because it was in the movie yeah it would have honestly been like maybe five thousand i think it was jacked it up like a hundred percent maybe eight thousand with that view like that's an eight thousand dollar view the view was like the view was like the best part of the house yeah but yeah it looked like junk but it was it was dated but it wasn't like in a clean way it was like yeah bad but it was just crazy there was a moment where you're like yeah just for the story yeah but we would never be able to talk about it think about it we would never be able to like take it because you'd be able to like yourself exactly docs i have it just to switch topics there's a crazy story that's happening out of florida have you guys heard about this ivf like switch up that happened in florida no okay maybe you can pull up a picture too uh just to give them like a visual of what this looks like so basically a couple in florida is suing a fertility clinic after discovering that the embryo implanted during IVF is a was not genetically theirs so basically this couple underwent IVF in 2025 using their own egg and sperm an embryo was implanted successfully and their daughter was born in december but they noticed that the daughter's completely different yeah that baby is definitely not theirs right yeah no i don't think so so unless so what's crazy is the child has no genetic relationship to either parent so it's not even his sperm it's not her egg it is someone else's oh everything right someone else it was implanted in her and she carried this baby yes but it's not her it's not her it's not her eggs not his sperm so there's no genetic relationship meaning the clinic implanted the wrong embryo so now they are suing the IVF life clinic which is in uh orlando and they're also going to the public in hopes of locating their child's biological parents and their own missing embryo because they also have their egg in their sperm out there somewhere which may have been implanted into a whole other family look as traumatic as this is for them my god they are gonna be living this is crazy okay but then this is where it gets a little complicated though because like i have so many questions what do you do in this case because now they also are bonded to this child as well i you know what i think i would take care of the child and raise as until we find the missing parents i don't think we will actively do our best to try to find the parents but i think if it just maybe and what i'm saying is that we're not gonna be able to find the parents and we're gonna be able to find the parents and we're not gonna be able to find the parents and we're not gonna be able to find the Anything is possible. Anything is possible. I mean, dude. I would not be surprised at all. Reading those emails, I was like, oh, this was like something we all laughed about two years ago. Like, oh, okay. And it's like we saw like, oh, oh, Jesus. But okay. But the money, what, 50-50? Between the child. So if I sued and I won big lawsuit, big, big lawsuit, I would find the parent. I think it depends on the situation, right? Because that parent can also sue unless it's already been done. Yeah, maybe the whole legal settlement, they take all parties and they do the settlement like that. Yeah, that's right. I'm not thinking clearly. I'd probably fight. I'd probably have my lawyer fight for that person, the child's family too, and put it in like a trust. Like when? Put it in a trust for the baby. Yeah. And then work to find the family so we can reward the family and also return the child. Bro, can you imagine that delivery room when that happened? Because he must have been like. What? And she must have been like, no. Oh, you can't even see the. Dude, the wave of that moment. Because he had to have been like, did you? And she goes, no, we did the IVF. And they go, well, wait, what? And they go, but is it half you? Is it half me? Like, then they were like, it's not ours at all. Like, dude, that day had to have been fucking insane. Can you imagine the vlog? Imagine being like one of the nurses. And you're watching this go down like you get to see where the head comes out. The nurse is like, wait, or like, imagine. Oh, my gosh, there would be or Heath. I know you guys didn't do IVF, but like, if that happened to you guys, we're like, oh, my God, the baby come. You're like, yeah, but get this. But we can't say anything. And like, we'd have to be like, quiet about this whole fucking. Oh, because you wouldn't be able to, like, oh, my God, to be like, but we get money. That is that is crazy. That is like, imagine it happening to happening. To. Like, someone on the internet, a celebrity influencer, and it's like, they have to hide it. And everyone's all your friends. What happened? Oh, let me see the baby. You have to hide it from your family, too. It's like, why are you sending any pictures to keep it private? Oh, my gosh, it's got to be crazy. Crazy. That's that's that's insane. That's I mean, this is not the first time this has happened, though, right? I feel like we've seen this happen before. And I think this is never heard of it. One where it's definitely not genetically either of theirs. And they do. I don't know where this came from. Wow. And this would happen in Florida, too. Oh, it's always fucking Florida. Always. Somebody did suggest a segment called What's going on in Florida? It's like a weekly thing of like, what happened that we have enough. We do multiple cases that they suggested that two weeks ago. And this is the first thing that comes up. What happened in Florida today? Yeah. Don't they have something daily? That's like, probably a crazy headline. Yeah. Honestly. to them i really hope they find the kids parents that is so sad like it like like think about it like realistically it is so sad the people the people that gave the uh the donors like what if they're separated now like they never ended up like following through oh right like it was just like forgotten egg and sperm and we're like yeah and yeah and now they're like well do you want this baby it's yours and they're like oh and it's just so sad right now they were so excited to be parents they have the baby right now in their hands they're bonding to it they have to like enjoy it and welcome it to the world but still knowing that like it can be taken away from them and the reason why they did this is because they can't get pregnant right or was it more of a like another i mean people usually it's usually people that just can't are having trouble yeah that's so sad do you think they'll try again they'll attempt it again the same way or are they just like they're just like fuck i don't know hopefully they can find their sperm but like what a sad situation to be in because you don't know if like six months from now the people are discovered who it is and like they want it and you're like no like i've raised like oh wait do they have the right to that baby i don't know that's really interesting i feel like i feel like they don't this is like a movie in the making i mean there's just there's so many layers to it of what's truly ethical that's actually that's a good plot to a movie and imagine the baby becomes like the biggest fucking athlete the biggest like soccer player and it's or finds out that they're yeah parents and this ivf switch that could be i know that could be something it's the next justin bieber or something right everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casual insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prices every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void with prohibitive by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply oh just speaking of athletes there's two things one are you keeping up with like winter olympics or it starts tomorrow the opening ceremony i haven't checked on it i will i will watch it though learn this name right now alissa lu alissa lu figure skater okay yo this girl is so fucking badass so she was a figure skater for most of her life up until she was about 16 and at 16 she was like i'm done with this i don't want to i'm done with this i'm done with this i'm done with this i don't want to ice skate anymore total rocker chick hey a striped hair like kiki cannibal oh wow she has like a piercing one of those inside septum that like dangle over your teeth and a figure skater she hits up after so when she was 18 she then hits up her coaches and they go hey i think i want to get back into it and i want to go for the winter olympics and her coaches are like alissa what girl you have been gone for two years you can't just come back and think you can be right back on top and she goes no i want to do it and if i do it i'm doing it myself i'm doing it myself my way i want my own music my own outfits i'm wearing my hair and y'all can't tell me what to eat and they were like and her coach tell me what to eat her coach is like and i poured a whole glass of wine that night and i said you know what all right let's do it so now she's qualified she's like doing all of her stuff to like lady gaga grimes you know charlie xdx music are you're allowed to pick your own i thought you had to be like approved by well yeah but it's just she's just this total like fuck the system this is when her hair is kind of like tame but like right now girl that is a mess she has like crazy striped hair damn but that's no that's really sick the fact that she's just like i'm gonna do it but i'm gonna fucking do it my way yeah total like just straight up disney movie that's what how like she looks and oh yeah i could see them making a movie out of her for sure look at that hair oh my god that's pretty cool i've never seen that scene queen bring it back she's dope that's literally all the girls i was obsessed with back in the myspace days well just like that i thought he was talking to her i i thought my hair looked like that i thought it did that's what my hair looks like right now honestly so she's competing like winter olympics yeah this for this one coming up right now so i'm just saying keep an eye out i'm rooting for her she's like my number one you know what i i'm definitely gonna watch it this year because uh alicia and i we got to interview all the winter olympic athletes uh back in october and i got to meet them face to face i know all their names what what no no no not her not her we only met it was like we only met like a like a one round of of athletes so we met like a lot of the uh paranordic skiing uh team we met some snowboarders we met some um we met some uh what is it cross-country skiing how many athletes do you think the u.s team has in the winter olympics let me i'm gonna guess 200 100 110 keith good job 232 good heath oh i forgot that there's teams too yeah countries no no no sports yeah yeah different events we're gonna be in 16 sports across so 232 across 16 sports wow um and i think this the new olympic sport this year is ski mountaineering which is that like you climb some stuff and then you go skiing and you climb again if it has anything to do with skiing down mount everest then yes have you ever watched that video of the skier that goes that climbs up to mount everest and then skis down he's down from mount everest oh we we watched it the other night it was fucking crazy i do humans are insane he climbs up all the way up so ski mountaineering sounds like a combination of cross-country skiing and cattle herding and while that would be awesome the sport is as actually as basic as anything on this side of the downhill first you climb a mountain and then you ski down it so that's ski mountaineering straight up i wonder i mean it's kind of cool you're like timed on how quick you can climb up yeah so like these people are trekking so and then ski down that's kind of kind of cool that video makes a that video makes a lot more sense now that what we watched because in my head that is the most epic ski mountaineer you could do i thought i literally thought um he was just doing just like his own thing like oh climbing up this mountain as a challenge but it's actually a whole sport i wonder if he is one of those or maybe maybe he came up with it he started a whole sport i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't because of that one video, when was that video? posted or when did he do that it was like two months ago yeah it was that was two months ago they were probably like dude don't you're about to go to the olympics just don't go down but also good fucking pr right before that winter olympics he's one of the big i'll be i'll be rooting for him if he's doing it yeah looks like october wow oh you know what else that i saw that i didn't see or i didn't hear about it i didn't see anything until he was done the guy who climbed the um alex honnold alex honnold climbed the whole building he's a beast crazy yeah type a 101 we talked about last episode did we yeah we did we did for a whole damn segment 30 minutes thank you for being here maybe because he was like right here your brains like switched up on like that's crazy that i literally don't remember that conversation one day holy speaking of another olympian do you guys remember shikari richardson yeah the the girl who was like she for two olympics ago she was destined but then she got caught smoking weed she was destined for gold she was the runner zane she's from like dallas she has like the crazy colored hair okay she got arrested in florida arrested for oh wait she was speeding for like she's pleading not guilty yeah you were going 104 miles an hour i think this is just shikari i love you girl just get stay out of trouble officer i mean she she runs track dude she's begging in it like please do not do this i was a cop and i stopped her and i was like oh my god she's she's the top comments were like what if she got out and ran just like try to catch me now bitch i would have let i would have let her go i'd have been like oh my this is funny this makes sense you know what leave you with a warning but gosh oh yeah is it wait is it orange county florida is that a place yeah okay yeah yeah he the whole time he's just like you're going to jail sorry did she uh inform him that she was an olympian no she did not pull the olympian card which was shut up she shut up oh dude that would look even worse that body cam footage would be so cringe i know i heath i know but the worst but also but also she was caught for speeding it wasn't like anything crazy you know if it was something crazy then then i'd be like 104 in a 65 yeah we've gone that we've gone that fast it's kind of crazy but we've gone that fast though just slow down what's the what's the fastest you ever guys years ago years back in high school um the fastest i've gone honestly probably like 85 90 i don't think i've ever gone faster than that i get to i get too scared to go faster than that yeah i'm worried about losing control of the vehicle exactly it's like i don't know if i've ever have tried to go a hundred miles and i i don't i i don't think any cars that have gone a hundred oh we've we've been we've been in multiple vehicles i've gone way past 110 thought i was gonna die i've done like 130 my marriage no it wasn't on a highway uh in vegas it was in a school zone no no no it wasn't a highway you can uh you can uh like race uh supercars on like their track their racetrack out there and i did that for my 21st oh you know well you know what then i have been in i mean i've been in a car that's gone 140 how fast do those fucking um formula one cars go oh my god those go you were in a formula one car it was something like that it was a you know the um yeah like like okay heath remember what we did oh yeah we what was that they were like a race car but not like no it was it was like a it's like a indie car type thing but it was a two-seater it was like it was like a two-seater it was insane it was insane but you felt so safe in it yeah like you would think that you would feel like you're about to die but it it felt it felt safer than like you're one of your friends driving like super fast with your car like it you didn't feel like you're going anywhere but dude with how compact you are just imagine flipping in the thing oh gosh no way my god terrifying terrifying especially before they put that uh the halo ring on the hans yeah like your head's just exposed right there oh can you flip in that no i think i thought you were talking about the the neck brace thing oh no no the the ring that there there's like airbags that come out right i don't think so no no that would add unnecessary weight no i know but it's like an ejection seat imagine imagine it like it flips and then the bag just goes up it's like the balloons go up so like oh it's like zane have you seen the old people device and it knows if they fall and then the whole thing turns into a bubble yeah it's like this little it's like it's for elderly people so you have to watch it inflate jared you got to pull this up this is it it inflates before you hit the ground but that's dumb because you have to wear that all the time then true true like that's crazy imagine having to wear that shit oh oh oh bro that was literally but red link bought this and like they fell and it like didn't it didn't work and then it just inflated while he was like laying on the ground like seconds after damn so i don't know how useful it is but i don't know motorcycles motorcycles it's not if it was if it was like a really good one oh yeah they do have that we talked about that and you wear it on like a motorcycle i could see that but you have to pay like a subscription or something too as well we talked about this the whole subscription base fucking airbags bullshit that's crazy they don't want us winning they don't want us to live they want to kill us all everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids but what about protecting them outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks baby gates where do you even start well protecting your home and auto is a great place to start progressive offers customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage for you and your loved ones they're basically the outlet covers kitchen cabinet locks and baby gates of insurance don't wait get your quote today at progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company affiliates and other insurers not available in all states winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions i just ordered crispy cream last night baby shut up got a full dozen did you get it when it was a hot red hot and ready i did i fucking love you for that it's a problem you just popped out a kid to a month and a half ago you deserve it thank you because that little shit i'm sure it's a fucking pain in the ass i can carry them you know dude we're gonna get to the point where it's six years later and you're gonna be like dude you just popped out a kid six years ago i can have a dozen in six years we won't be talking in six years trust me we'll be we'll be on a very long beef one-sided we start dragging it out you guys do like one of those influencer boxing matches yeah i'd be down they still do those yeah like the influencer ones sometimes i think when not like it used to but i think some of the influencers went on to be fighters okay so like i think like bryce ended up like going into like a bare knuckle league all right we also we also don't i feel like we're going to be like a bare knuckle league we don't hear a lot about it anymore back then it was really popular like influencers boxing but they still have it now sometimes i'll catch a i'll catch a like a flyer and i'm like oh yeah okay they're still doing it like i forget who it was i'm pretty sure what's his face didn't that comedian go into the ring or was it was it like trevor wallace no no no was it no it was like either was it 22 jumper or was it oh yeah adam adam 22 yeah he just fought like another star okay so that just happened recently right yes because he's like he's with lena the plug right yes and yes it was it was um there were there it was like an only fans guy that he was fighting against and whoever won he was gonna like fuck his sorry pardon my language whoever wins sleeps with lena but one of them was her boyfriend yes it's a very risky fight yeah but i'm sure they i'm sure they did it like fighting like that's it seems like what it was and he i'm pretty sure he got his ass kicked but yeah but just yes they still do it yes they still do it he lost on purpose he's like oh no no i mean he was a big dude i mean i don't think i'd want him to hit me more than once it's christina ring it's christ you get you get back here and you fuck my wife have you heard about this clavicular kid have you like met him or anything yeah we are not i was just talking about it with somebody like look smaxing and he's just this kid who walks around he's like a live streamer yeah and he's and people like ask to like rate have him rate them based on their genetic like features right oh my god yes he like but he goes above him he goes like over the top and but he like rips people he's like your jaws too recessed your cheekbones are too high or just like he like got he like got caught i don't like obviously i don't like this kid doesn't care which i think that's what makes people like so like intrigued by him that he just doesn't give a shit like but he's just he'll wear he'll wear shoulder pads he will not wear like shoulder pads to make his like shoulders look bigger he'll put like those boob things on his shoulders sorry those little chicken cutlet look on his shoulders like those little chicken cutlet look on his shoulders like those little chicken cutlet things that girls wear on their boobs he does that shit but like some of it's like baiting in a way like that yeah he says and he like rage bait yeah he calls it out or all like meth like oh are you doing meth he also was talking about cheekbones and he was like smashing his cheek with like uh yes i did i did see a clip of that trophy of doing that he has like really no i've never seen him upbeat or fucking happy at all he has the driest form of personality but the thing is it's all of these like insecure dudes that are listening to his shit thinking like oh - Zane, he smashes his cheekbones to get him to like-- what's mainly the type of content that he like live streams. Is it, is he playing any games? Is he just not gaming? He's just like chatting and talking almost like Aiden Ross type shit. Dude. I, I, again, I don't, I don't know what the, I like in my head, if you stream, you like half game and you have like live like you, they just, you, you go to the mall, you have, you have people following you with like the, like the equipment just to me, to me, it seems like, like you said, like Aiden, you just sit on a computer on a chair and you just kind of chat 10 hours. Dude, that's dangerous, man. Dude, imagine you're just live for like 12 hours. Yo, but not going to lie. When I saw that clip of him smashing his cheekbones, I kind of was like, I know it's dangerous. What is he doing? He's, he takes like a, a rock or something hard and smashes his cheekbone over and over. Is he like, is he rage baiting though? I feel like he's not doing that behind the camera. I think he's only doing that. Millions of people to start smashing their cheeks. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. I don't know. He's just bizarre. Isn't this the type of shit though, where like, you can sue something, like you can sue him for like, if a parent saw this, like their kid smashing his face with a hammer. It's like, well, I saw my favorite streamer do it. What's the, what's the other one? It's like cheek, not cheek pulling. It's like something where they're like, try to like take their thumbs and stretch their, uh, their palate and make their teeth wider. Yeah. They like put two fingers in there, like two thumbs. And they try to like stretch the roof of their mouth. So they're like, why, why would you want wider teeth? I guess it like broadens your face to be like more masculine. I gotta say, I've been using a mouth tape now for like the past two weeks. What's that like, you know, just standard mouth tape. Like people like covering your mouth when you go to sleep. Yeah. And cause I, I would, I would stick with it. Then I'd be like, fuck this. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I finally got like really good at it. My sleep has been so deep and consistent proven. Like, you know, the mouth tape actually helps much better sleeps because it's, you can't breathing in, like with, through your mouth, it fucks up. Your gums and shit. And I believe like it's helping. And I didn't realize this cause I started realizing I was feeling really good. Like when I wake up and I was like, that damn was good sleep. There was also like thing called like morning depression that they think is also related to like mouth breathing. Yeah. Cause your breasts and all that shit. That's why you get depressed. Your mouth tastes bad. Yeah. You wake up just a little defeated. The day seems so daunting, which I hate. I hate it when like you go to bed and you're so excited about tomorrow. You're writing down everything you're going to do and you're going to hit it. And then you wake up and you're like, I don't want to do any of that. Man, fuck this place. Mouth taping. A lot of people in subreddits were like, I realized I've been waking up feeling better. I don't have any morning depression. I was like morning depression. I feel like that's something I was kind of battling with. And I don't know. The sleep apnea, like the apnea machines, people that get like, it changed my dad's life. Wow. Everybody I know that's on one. It is like, I cannot believe I could have been sleeping like this. And this is what other people sleep like. Yeah. Like actually getting rest. Next time you should try mouth tape and nose tape. And see if that like helps. It helps even more. Yeah. Take a nice long sleep. Get a brief break strip. Oh yes, I have. I did do a bit of that, but I felt like it was kind of messing with my pores on my nose. Just because it's a sensitive area. Dude, my skin was so bad putting those nose strips on every, but you know, the magnetic ones. Yes. But then I'm like, I got to put magnets on my fucking nose every night. It's a little, put the little sticky. Yeah. But I will say the mouth tape, it's a really, it looks really expensive. Don't buy like any brand's mouth tape. Just buy, um, it's like top on Amazon. It's just, uh, medical tape, but don't cover your whole mouth. You can still keep the corners just a little bit, just so you don't feel too, too bad, but you'll breathe out your nose, but just it's cheaper than what you think it is. Don't buy like a pack of $30 mouth tape. It's the thing is it's tough though. Like to have anything on my face going to sleep. Like I remember I, like I had to do a mouth guard. I lasted two nights with, I was like, fuck this. I can't sleep. I also don't want to get used to like trying to have to get used to putting fucking mouth guard in my mouth and trying to sleep. Another thing for your diddy bag. You're like, yeah, I just keep it water and all that shit. Yeah. It's also fucking gross. Just like every night, like the fucking dentures. I know. I'm which, by the way, I'm definitely going to need dentures when I'm fucking 50. I'm going to have a whole row of fake teeth that I'm just going to pull out. Like look at like a hockey player for that time. I'm 50 for sure. It's kind of cool, but you know what? My teeth are going to make sure they're going to look good though. My dentist is going to be fire. Dentures will probably be like really good in like the future. Maybe. I mean, they're not going to fall out. I feel like, are they magnetic? Like the dentures you'd have to, I think it's, I think it's glue. It's like a denture glue, but I always think those sometimes like I've seen it like pictures where it looks like these little like metal rivets like up top and it's like shower curtains. You just got to hook it. How are dentures? You slide the teeth across. Oh, they're magnetic. They're magnetic. All right. So how, so you have to install like metal in your, in your, Oh, in the gums, like little, and they just clamp on like that. Oh, ow. What am I doing? I literally have like three of those on my mouth right now. Oh, I have two metal pipes in my mouth right now. Guys, take care of your teeth when you're little floss. Fuck it. Floss. Yes. And mine was only because of flossing. I miss flossing one night. You don't want like gingivitis too. There's some people I know that are rich as hell and they got gingivitis. And I'm like, how? Cause it gets to a point of like no return where you can't even like, it's great. We know some people that have like, chronic, chronic, gingivitis. Just like you guys, someone who has, you guys know who I'm talking about. We got, we got, we got a couple of people. Yeah. Boy, you talk to them. You know, you remember SpongeBob, the episode when there's a, am I ugly? I'm ugly and I'm proud. What a great episode. When, when the whole thing circles around the whole fucking movie theater, I always have like even such a fear. I mean, I don't try not to have bad, bad breath, but if I'm at like a party and I'm talking to someone, I'll like purposely angle my face all the time of direction of someone's face. But just because I'm just like, I don't want to have, I don't like that feeling when someone's talking to me. And even if they don't have bad breath, I can just feel their breath entering my vicinity. Yeah. Like even when I'm like, when I'm getting stretched, you obviously you have to like do deep breaths. Like as you're stretching more and more, my face is the complete other way. And now my mouth, like my hand like this. Yeah. Bad breath is like the most unattractive thing. My favorite though, is watching people like on video and you could see a tonsil stone fly out of their mouth. Oh, like the most iconic one is Jeremy fragrance. Yes. Yes. He like, where he's like power shoot. Jared, you gotta put, you gotta play it. Are you a hundred percent certain it was a tonsil stone? It wasn't food. It wasn't like a loogie. I think this looks like a straight up tonsil tone. Watch this. Oh, yeah. Cause it looked like a straight up tooth. That looks like a tooth. So that's why they think it, it was it. Yeah. It was a hundred percent of tonsil stone. Wait, you don't, that's why he loves us cologne so much. Cause he's trying to mask that bad breath. He, he seems like someone that would do that on purpose. Or was it a Zen? No, it's, it's a tonsil stone. Well, Dr. Pimple popper. Yeah. She says it. Oh, Oh, you know what? That would actually be, that would actually be really hard to do that. Fake that power. Power. That's what he says. I still can't believe Alicia. There was that video of her like thrift shopping and that, that bug was like crawling on her side the whole time. Wait, wait, what? Alicia, like she posted a vlog. I feel like it was a couple months ago and she, I think it was like thrift shopping. She's on the ground and has, you know, just shown off clothes and this bug completely crawls up her, like even gets basically close to her head. And she even posted it, not knowing it until like a fan saw it. Oh, that's a stink bug. Yeah. But it was just honestly, that's like the best luck. That's the best buck to get on you. Yeah. It's one of those because they're harmless. Honestly, I think, I think they're like really sweet. Like, I feel like if you could hear them talk, they would be just so, just so charming. Just like, Hey, but I had a bug. They're so loud. I had a bug on me one time when we recorded, I think we were like recording with Brooks Schofield or something. There was a full fucking bug on me. Yes. It was a, it was like a spider or something. And then we flicked it and then it went, I feel like I remember that. Was it like a hot one? Didn't we do like a high bonus? Yeah, I think we did do. I made a clip out of it. No, I remember that. Uh, what was the thing you wanted to share? Right before we went on a hot break. Oh shit. Okay. Um, so my, uh, we went on a bachelor trip for, uh, our buddy Matt. We were supposed to remember, we're supposed to meet each other in Tahoe. We never got to see each other. We were on the other side of Lake Tahoe. We're like an hour away, but we didn't get to see each other. But, um, it was like, it's so funny. These bachelor trips, he invited literally like 20 guys. Just imagine 20 guys in a house. And it's so funny. Cause we're all, we, we all get there. We're all like little kids. Like, Hey, what's up, man? You're trying to get comfortable with each other. You have a couple of drinks and then everyone's just like best fucking friends. It was wild. It was really fun. It was great until we finished the weekend. We come home and some of us start noticing we got little bumps on us. It's like, Oh, that's weird. Where? Well, I, I had like a weird thing. Heath, remember I was telling, were you, were you in town? Oh, your nipple. Remember I got like a weird thing in my nipple. It was like, okay, this is what the hell this is weird. It looked like a zit or a bite or if it was like, at first it felt like an ingrown hair, but it started growing bigger and bigger. Like, but it was, it felt gross. Like it was about this big. Ooh, it felt like a cyst next to my nipple. And I was like, this is really weird. And I remember that we were talking about in the hot tub, in the Airbnb hot tub, we were talking about dirty hot tubs. We're like, Oh, you can get like folliculitis, which is like a bacteria that you get from like, some people pee in fucking jacuzzis. Yeah. So it's like, you can, it could be, yeah, disgusting. And we're talking about that. We're like, Oh, okay, whatever. and then we all go home and some guys just start getting fucking rash and pitbull and nobody says anything i remember this conversation i'm like oh this is what the fuck is going on i text in the group i'm like hey did anybody else get anything on their body this past weekend because i'm freaking out and then everyone starts going wait same i thought i was the only one and then everybody just starts saying yeah yeah i got our buddy post his oh no you're if i woke up to this you'd go to the hospital immediately no no i think i i wouldn't i would faint i would i would legitimately faint i'd be like oh my god i'm dying imagine waking up and seeing this on your butt oh no way oh that looks like psoriasis but worse from a dirty fucking hot tub can you believe that oh my have they diagnosed like what it is literally look up like from hot tubs it's every it's literally every picture looks just like that everyone talks about how challenging it is to raise kids 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apply and does it get transferred by someone else having folliculitis i think it's a dirty dirty water so it's like it gets into your follicles it gets into your follicles like dirty bacteria water yeah it just infects it all so that's all like it's literally in each follicle oh we can't just go back to the medical description i just want to understand exactly what it is so folliculitis is an itchy pimple like rash caused by bacteria thriving in warm poorly maintained water it usually appears on the trunk arms and legs often under swimwear one to four days after exposure which is really weird because mine was on the side of my nipple so i feel like mine wasn't that but it's weird that i got it did you probably did you take a shower like after i bet that immediately i bet that dude was probably like drunk it was just like did a towel and like passed out in that state and manifested immediately took a shower i remember i felt so gross after that i was like oh i gotta shower right now and i showered immediately okay that's bad oh gosh so did they contact the airbnb and like yo you got they send the ass you know what i don't think the guy uh our our buddy's brother that uh rented everything i don't think he did i honestly i think he probably was just like other people got that too though yeah honestly he probably looked it up because we uh i i read something that it says you uh i mean how does water get dirty you could pee in it right i feel like peeing in water can make it dirty so you can't really blame the owner it could have it could have been like not chlorinated yeah they don't have whatever kills the bacteria in it maybe i don't know but the thing is that the whole house looked like it was very well taken care of that's why my head was like i feel like the hot tub was also taken care of maybe it was just the amount of people that pissed in it i you know what i mean i mean i didn't piss in the hot tub but i wouldn't be surprised if at least like for for the 20 dude i'll never forget we were uh in like broken boat whole friend group we like were in the hot tub the night before had a great fucking time and then the second night we went out and i remember opening it and it just smelled really bad and i'm like i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know who fucking peed in the hot tub last night oh you like you can smell that from the night before i can just smell that like yeah because it's just been bacon in the fucking with the little cushion over it on it and i was like and i figured out who fucking peed i'm like you don't one don't pee in pools and especially don't pee in jacuzzis it's a whole different fucking network of water it's not like it gets cycled out no it wasn't shepherd it's all my high school buddies but i was just like you root we can't go out and enjoy like this great hot tub in this cold weather and now you gotta fucking you gotta put more chlorine you gotta let it simmer rinse it out disinfect oh sometimes at pool parties if i notice like someone has not gotten out of the water and you know that friend who's just sitting there drinking white claws time to get up and pee hasn't gotten it's been a few hours it's been a few drinks like have you gone to the bathroom and i'll do that and they'll be like what are you talking about it is really fucking i don't do it in front of people but i'm like i can sniff out certain people who just are peeing in a pool i've never peed in a pool and like sometimes i think it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like i feel even guilty sometimes peeing in the beach oh right you know what i mean i'm just like oh this doesn't that just feels weird yeah just like oh i peed in lakes many times but just like it's such a weird thing where you're like okay i'm safe but like you're into abyss yeah but isn't that crazy that like people peeing water and you're just swimming through you just like i know and then and then the little kids are like apparently the apparently the nostalgic smell that everybody remembers from like their public community pools that's all p mixed with chlorine mixing with the chlorine that's giving off that odor like that smell that you remember that's not that's not but chlorine doesn't have a smell i thought yes it does as soon as you pour chlorine in a pool you could smell walk into a pool store go to leslie pools you can you can smell like like but it's not that it smells like bleachy though now similar like uh like a ammonia yeah yeah maybe it is more ammonia because every time i do those smelling salts to me it's reminds me of like getting pool water up my nose smelling salt is a great thing to i feel like for an addict to have someone who's like addicted to coke and they're trying to lean off it probably i feel like the smelling salt is the best thing for them to do you say lean off it wean i said lean i meant to say it kind of works yeah they're trying to lean off you lean off it oh no that actually sounds like you're leaning towards oh yeah it says the familiar chlorine smell in swimming pools is caused by chloramines which is chemical compounds formed when chlorine reacts with sweat urine and bodily oil you know what i think honestly heath i think then this the part that makes it the most stinky is the sweat i honestly don't think that p is what makes us think this sweat is fucking that like dude a gym smells disgusting if you really sit and just take the smell all in sweat all up on the fucking weights and the carpet or the mats and shit what it was like it was like during wrestling bro the the mats would be slippery from all the sweat dude it was disgusting uh any valentine's day plans no i think we might combine it with our one year wedding anniversary that's good oh but i'm a little bit bummed because we have our wedding cake oh you should eat that but we lost power oh no oh so i don't know if it like ruined it well i mean i think frosted i mean as long as you didn't open up if you didn't open the freezer up and it's been like in chilled and it's been frozen for that long i feel like it's fine for a bite you're fine yeah all the ice melted in the fridge no no i know but the thing is that it's still in a really like the cake is in a really cool place like i feel like cake if you put it in the fridge it lasts a long time i just didn't know about like the defrosting and then refreezing if it would get weird but i think if wait you're gonna defrost it no he's saying yeah we were gonna eat it for the one year anniversary no i know that but like we just took it straight out of the freezer and just like put on no but i was saying i don't know if like you know how when you like thaw something out and then you freeze it oh right you know when you know the protein bar when it like melts and or like a snickers bar it melts and then it like hardens up again and you eat it and it like doesn't that taste right anymore i hate when like ice cream like has been in the freezer for too long and you smell it and it's just that it's freezer burn yeah i hate the smell of freezer burn it's gross i don't know i think teaspoon taste of it for good luck you ate because zane cannot eat a teaspoon of cake fucking kidding me zane thinking he's coming over to have my wedding cake yeah oh on our anniversary honestly he better save me some because i don't think he even got a bite out of that cake at your wedding so you're gonna save me a piece i got you bookie but yeah i think we're just gonna combine and do like a that's good i love that heath maybe have a nice dinner make some macaroni all right we're going like belize like the next weekend so i think we're like belize so casual but but yeah right yeah we're gonna oh oh nice yeah we're just i don't think i can disclose why we're going belize but yeah it's for a thing but nice all right all right fuck yes what am i doing for the end of valentine's day uh nothing me and righty i think someone's throwing a valentine's day party and guess who's showing up don't you usually go to the valentine's singles party they have like single like there's three cups there's a single cup you're taking don't talk to me cup don't go out then the cup yeah right i don't think there's a don't talk to me cup but it'd be funny yeah red light green light party yeah i read that green light party that's is that do they have that on valentine's day or is it like anytime i think anytime i think it's more of like a very young adult thing to do or maybe i don't know it's giving you throw pizza parties yeah if you play in a red light green light game or a party you throw in pizza parties too you freak it's like no no zone yellow complicated you're just asking to like talk about it it's complicated that shouldn't even be a cup that should be a i think you know what a cup should uh there should be a cup that says like dtf like i'm ready to open these legs imagine imagine simply it's like it's like having an a on your like the scarlet letter look at you little literary reference okay i read my book zane you saw the movie with emma stone no i didn't i don't even know what you're talking about i don't even know what it is never heard of it i've only read the book oh you know what i just found out about um i just drew a blank of what the name was it's something eggs it's um eggs no it's like these really really really expensive eggs fabergé eggs fabergé eggs yes what's that it's like i just i've never heard of it before but it was in a movie that i just saw was it a oh i've seen there's multiple movies i've seen with this uh like they're trying to heist like they're trying to steal the egg bro they're like 30 million dollars yes they're big from like the uh the russian um what the russian empire but like what do you mean alexander like the czars yes before the created you're saying there how many of these eggs exist uh i think there's like 56 eggs or something like that that's a good amount 30 something that's a good amount oh i want the one with the carriage look at that shit i want the egg that opens up and then there's a little egg in there that flies so like the remakes like the really nice remakes of the remakes are like 200 000 i saw this one guy he's got like 10 of them i'm a 3d print one and tell people that i have the 200 000 one there's only 43 known to survive the most recent one just sold for 26 million where do you put it y'all want to come see my fabergé eggs like do you just have it on a shelf i know right i want to see a video where like it's kind of like an ai video i guess where it's like a fabergé egg and then it's like they crack it and an egg and it comes the rich the rich kids have it on a spoon yeah they're doing the relay in the backyard i don't know just like some fun ai stuff you said you got a 3d printer um no i don't have a 3d printer but i get sometimes very hooked on like 3d printing i don't have space for one but like i can't wait why don't you make space with a 3d printer but i can't wait until the software seems really easy to use every time i see people like really getting down to the nitty-gritty of how to like print something i'm like okay that looks way too complicated i don't like that like the techniques of it seem very why don't we print money out of the 3d printer because that is illegal what if we printed a house you could they do why don't we 3d print homes for unhoused people they do that there are the concrete 3d printers crazy yeah are you serious yeah it looks just like a tube of toothpaste and they're just doing it over and over and over of cement they're like a bunch down in austin like a whole neighborhood i know that there's like some unhoused projects they take a long time dude i can't believe i'm the reason why unhoused people are gonna have homes now that's crazy 3d printer printed houses but i there's some flaw with them though i can't remember what it was yeah they look too fucking good they blow over in the wind it's just it's just one small flaw just they last they last a week yeah yeah hey you can make as much as many as you want zane it's not waterproof it just turns into like just melt mud all right guys i'm done me too sorry sorry put a fork in me i'm done sue me make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these rolling you get an extended cut of every single episode we do early access ad free bonus episodes live q a's again patreon.com slash zane and heath to check it out and as always you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video forum on youtube.com slash zane and he all right baby we're gonna jump in the unwind we'll see you there totals peace and blessings don't drop the soap discover a spectacular island destination with crystal blue seas endless sunshine and the cool bahamian breeze bahamar located in nassau bahamas offers your choice of three luxury hotels over 45 fine 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