337: Zane and Heath Expose Their Darkest Secrets

So you guys know I've been playing that license plate game. Yeah. Yeah. What are you at? I'm looking for 17. So. Oh, you're catching up. Yeah. Dude, there was one day I hit like four in a row on one drive. It was electric. I gave up on zero. I just started. I've seen like 20s, like triple zeros. Oh, yeah. But the thing is I was paying attention that first day. And then I just stopped. I was like, I just don't feel like it. Yeah. For the people who never caught the episode, the game is basically the license plate game and to enter it. You wait until you see a car that has zero, zero, zero at the end of the license plate. Most states have it. Some states don't have to have you have to be in a state that has like three numbers in a row. Florida, I realized does not have that friendly of a license plate to play the game. But once you see that, then you look for number one and then you look for number two and you play that until you get to 999, which will take a couple years, but it's a fun game. But I think you have to have the privilege to even have the mindset for that game. I feel like you have to have nothing going on in your day to be able to like really focus on that. I get on my car and I'm on like two phone calls and I'm stressed out. And the last thing I want to do is to find a fucking license plate, triple zeros on it. Like I'm just stressed already. I hate a driving phone call conversation. I really don't. I do it all the time. Oh my God. When I get home, it's the best time to do a phone call because you're like you're not doing anything but driving and like you can't text while you're driving. You can't answer emails, but you can take a call. So to me, it's just like you're getting two jobs done at once. He's what do you think? Two birds with one stone. I tried to play it. Tennessee is also not friendly with a license plate game. Half of them work. Half of them don't because there's this weird thing. Sometimes the numbers are first and then sometimes the letters are at the. Yes. Yes. Yes. So it all depends. There's the more time out here. Basically, I think it's numbers first and your plate says in God, we trust. Oh, of course. And then if you opt for the no in God, we trust it puts the letters first. I think or it's either one way or the other. Oh, interesting. Where's in God, we trust. Probably in the middle, maybe around the. Yeah. I think there's so many different additions above the stars. Probably the little dragon ball looking thing. Oh, yeah. But I'll say on this side of playing the license plate game, I've been playing just the state plate game where you if you see a picture, you collect it. Oh, that's good. That's what I've started. I'm now at 31. And guess what I found today right in front of me on the road. George Clooney. Yeah. No, it's state. Do you think? Oh, why close? It would be probably the second verse. But I asked Alaska. Oh, damn. Okay, maybe third. Uh, main, warm. I saw it. It's the smallest state. So I feel like the odds are pretty small to come across that one. You know, I feel like I feel like everybody up there loves a road trip. I could I could feel it. It's just like a road trip type. Yeah. Uh, you remember like you can cut the hat where he's like, they're driving the car. He's like, stop. A road island license plate. You know, you never see. I've never seen. I've never, I've never seen that movie. Oh, well, you should. And I know I know it was ruined when she bought it. It was ruined when she bought it. I learned a fun fact about California license plates because I was curious. Uh, I was like, Oh, how many combinations are there with like the, the setup that we have, right? Like number three letters, three numbers. Uh, turns out there's a hundred and 58 million different combinations you can make with that, which just blew my mind, but also with that, that combination is being retired this year because we've reached the end. Oh, no way. And so their California is going to switch at some point in this year to a different, uh, four or five. Oh, they're going to do the Dewey decimal system. Yeah, probably. Oh, they could ruin my game. Exactly. Uh, oh, well, they're probably just going to add another one, right? Like another digit. No, they're going to make it new. I think they're switching around how like the numbers and letters and like what order they come in and stuff like that. I thought they always just keep switching it until I thought there was really no end. I don't ever just keep either switching it or adding spires. And if it expires, like an old license plate, like one that like Barney Beenerie on the walls, you know, okay. So they're switching around the sequence. So now it'll be three numbers, three letters, then end with one number. Oh, my gosh. It's going to mess up my game. Yeah. Can you look at what is the rarest state license plate to come across, but maybe it also depends where you live. I feel like you can still play that game and just the numbers in the front are like yes, also count as long as three numbers are together that are separated separated from the letters. You can still play the game. We'll amend it. But okay, Alaska though is the rarest. Oh, I love that license plate. Look at that. That is the mu two of license plates. Actually, that looks like a European license plate. Like that's something you would see on the back of a boofy car. Yes. I think so has a nice little color palette to it. I love a good turquoise or like teal, New Mexico license plate. Oh, those are fine. I've never seen that. A teal license plate. Yeah, it stands out. The whole thing. I think, yeah, most of it, or at least it used to be like that in that. Oh, yes. Oh, I love that. Never see. Yeah. What's your what's your favorite state plate? Just the generic one. Not like the novelty. I can't tell you heath because I didn't even know this one existed. I need to see all the Mexico has changed, but that used to be very popular. I think for a long time. So I'm going to go with New Mexico. I mean, that blue one is beautiful. I would love to have that on my car. I like New York's is pretty iconic. New York's is pretty iconic. Yeah. Let me see New York's. Oh, it's yellow with like a little bit of blue. Kind of looks like Alaska. I love a basic place like that. Just that one sick. Yeah. It's just clean. Like I hated Florida with the biggest orange in the center. I'm like, oh, it's kind of cute. It just looked bad on every car. I just don't like the white play. I like the color. I like the color plates. The Florida, that looks juicy. I don't even know why a Florida one have a Jewish star on it. Where? There's different kinds. There's a lot of Jewish people who live in Florida. Oh, oh, I thought it was like, that was the Florida. What? It's when you are buying for your license plate. You can upgrade on whatever you want. There's also that one I see in California. That's that kind of like E ink. Like it looks like it's a Kendall. Like it looks almost like a new digital one. Yes, it is. Oh, it is digital. Wait, yeah, it's really cool. I've never said what the hell? What the hell? This one. Oh, David has on his car. Those are new car plates. Why make it digital? Why do license plates need to be digital? I don't understand that. Oh, oh, that's a digital screen. Yes. No, I that's a terrible idea. Literally, you just imagine you're like you're passing a car. Your battery goes out and you're just riding around with no plate. Yeah, yeah, silly. Are they making those in prison? Don't they make license plates in prison? There goes their jobs. They're not going to let now it's now they got to learn how to solder and wire these plates. How many license plates are made in prison? So yes, they certainly do are made in prison. California, every single license plate in the state, 45 to 50,000 license plates a day are made at Folsom State prison. Oh, shit. Wow. Johnny Cash. Michigan makes them and New York and North Carolina. Those are the ones that are coming up on Google right now. All right, let's run that intro. Yeah, run it. All right, bookies. It's time. Boopies. It's time to get this day started. You know what I'm saying? All right. Three, two, one. It's top it's all Bayley. Let's go. Damn, I was really trying to hit that note all the way to that. Welcome back to Zany Heath on Felter. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. I'm Jared. And we are. I really was expecting rise name in that one. I was crazy. Sometimes you feel it. And I also what I just saw her. Yeah, that's true. That makes a lot sense. Um, what do you go? Did you guys see? Have you guys seen all the videos going around of a New York? After the games? Yeah. Oh, what did they just throw it? It's just insane. Did they later lose? They lost last night. But there was like videos of people like beating up people in a spurs, jerseys. They're like making them take it off. Like literally, like dude, this guy had like blood all over his face. And they're just like, bro, just take it off. Just take it off. And I think it's crazy that you're even in that position where you're just like the only way you can get stopped getting beat up is to take off this nigg's jersey. Trump shouldn't have gone. They would have won. Got Trump. Trump decided to go. It had all this, you know, secret service there that caused everyone to cause massive traffic, people to get into the the game late, ruin the vibe. Everybody booed him. I feel like if he just sat sat at home. Is he is he a next man? Is this Trump? He like, what was the, what was the, what was the score? Was it tied? It was like a lot by like two or three points. But the I don't like this. First, I think one by like three points. I think I think it was once his team to 1 0 11. Okay, I was watching close from a far at the bar. But yeah, Nick's fans were not happy. It's crazy. Cause like when or lose the city would have gotten destroyed anyways. Yeah. No, that's definitely for sure. True, but maybe it's crazy. Cause there's just videos like this really prove that if you just get enough people gathered together, you know law enforcement can stop. Yeah, but there's Everyone is ripping on the bus sign, everyone is ripping on the bus sign, they're not even like high hiding their face like y'all are all getting busted on this. This is just pure evidence. - Or even, it was like, did you see that video of them just like ruining this big plant, this potted plant? People were just like, what did the plant do? - It's just an excuse for the body. - They're just ripping this, like ripping the root out. And everyone's like, why the plant? - Why are we ruining the mother nature? - She didn't just say, I know, right? Like I like videos where like you're not hurting anybody like yourself, like there was this dude that was like standing up on like this giant structure. Do it, he's doing a bump a coke. And everyone's like, hey, we love this. You're just doing, like as long as you're doing whatever it is to yourself, you're not harming people around you. - Celebrating. - Do you think? - Do you think? - They're like, yo, he thinks he's in the wolf of Wall Street movie. - This guy just like, shirtless of the top, just. Unbelievable. - Hey, if you're doing that, knock it off. - Yeah, knock it off. - Knock it off. - Stop it. - Stop it. - Do it like pride parade. - They're not hurting nobody. - And if you, and it's San Antonio, you'll better not be acting up like that. - Oh, wait, not on Matt's watch. - Not on my watch. Yeah, respect that, Alamo. (laughing) - I'm going on top of the Alamo doing bumps. Everyone's just like jumping in the San Antonio Riverwalk. - But at least it's like for one night, you know? It's not like they keep it going to the next day. - It is for one night, but this is a, you know, it's a seven game series. So there's still a, I think it up to four more games. - Do you think the city's just going to turn it? - Oh, they're not out. - No, and this is the finals. - Oh, it's still going. - Yeah, it's still going. - So they've played three games. The nicks are up to, and then they just lost last night. Go nicks though. - Oh yeah. - I rooted for spurs all the way. But then, once I get to the finals, I start rooting for nicks. - 'Cause I went to Timothy Chalamet till like, have a good night. - He didn't get the Oscar. - Like, let him just have, it's been one 60 years since the nicks have won. - They've, it's been really a long time. - They've had a really hard streak. - They had. - And I'd like that for franchises. - Do you think the city, at some point, if it just like, imagine it's getting worse and worse game by game? Do you think the city's just going to treat everybody like his and just like, you know what? No game. - Yeah. - We did this as a primal-- - Primate for you guys. - Take it by to the games for now. - Yeah, no games this year. And everyone's just like, wait, why? - Y'all are treating this like a playground. (laughing) This is a game. You know what, they just like won't play it live. The game will happen and they're just like, we'll show the game only if you behave. They'll start playing it, people start getting rowdy. All right, we can't play until tomorrow. - Settle down. - Settle down. - Same time tomorrow. - If you hear my voice clap once. - Yeah. - Everybody in the bar. - We were gonna have a pizza party. Oh, we had it ordered right Miss Murphy. That's right. - But we decided last minute, no. - Yeah. - No, so you just having the pizza party night? San Antonio is. - This first. - There should be a video, there should be a video for kids. - Matt, it's so funny 'cause I think about that all the time, like how I'm gonna talk to Tony. 'Cause I know you and I are gonna be like super similar with him, like where you are putting on this like act to like teach, where you're on this, like you know what you're doing. - Yeah. - No, we revoked that privilege a long time ago. Say goodbye to that for now. You see, that's what happens when we do this. - Right, honey? - Yes. - Yeah, like you have each other's back and you're just disciplining at the same time. Like a camp counselor, just having a talking too. - We're gonna take a quick break to play the highly anticipated heated game of blast or splash. - Brought to you by Mountain Dew Baja Blast. (upbeat music) - The rules are simple. - It's like, don't fill the water question game. We're gonna ask you a question. If you answer it, blast. If you don't answer it, splash. And whoever fills the cup up and overflows it loses. And whoever wins gets to pick the punishment. (upbeat music) - You wanna go first or a minute? - Let me go first. - Okay. - Ready? - Pull up the last thing in your search history. - Easy. - Private tab. - Hold on. - Already? - No, no, no, we can't do that, okay. - That's good. It's the next crisis. - Damn, how much you pouring out? You trying to sabotage me? - It's barely filled. Remember the day we had that five-course fajita fiesta at that next year when we were all in Venturo? Tell them what happened in the bathroom. - Come on. - Texture X that you missed her. - Which one? - The recent one. (laughing) - Nothing, nothing. - Have you ever screamed at Tony? - What? - Loud. - What are you talking about? - No, wow. - I've never yelled at my kid. He thought he was gonna do that. He thought he was cooking there. - That was honestly for me. - Have you ever yelled at Tony? - Why don't you tell them what happened to our coffee company? (laughing) - Tell them what happened with the peanut butter and-- - Okay, fair play. - You are a sick human being. - It's getting close. - Tell them the name of the mom influencer you were talking to last month, stupid. (upbeat music) - It's you? - What? - I'm getting old. I'm 33. I don't have much options left. - He saw me have Tony. Now he needs to talk to her mom and look. Okay, remember the day that we moved out of our first apartment. - Tell them what the movers found under your bed. - Twisted, cemented. - Okay. Now tell them why it was under there. - No! (laughing) (upbeat music) - Done. - Shit. - That was a low blow. - Winner gets to do it. - That was a blow blow blow blow. - Just wait 'til you see what the punishment is. - What are you gonna make me do? It can't be that bad. - You sure about that? - If you guys want to play Blaster Smash, also at home. - Blaster Smash. - I don't know what's wrong with you. - That's a bitch. - Blaster Splash at the home edge of the driver's salsa Baja Blash. - Or you can go to Mountain Dew.com and see where it's available near you. - Cheers. (upbeat music) - Not a single hug. (laughing) - Oh, you know what? I want to get talked down to you. - I feel like I have a big headache. - Sometimes I miss it. Like just getting, not yelled at, but like. - No, I don't miss it at all. Until it happens to you, then like it just ruins your day. - Yeah, true. - It really, come here. - No, come here. (laughing) - So embarrassing when a teacher would do that to you and like in front of everybody. And you're just like, no. - Oh, when the teacher, though, would have a dry race marker. They get quiet and they start writing down everyone's names on the board. - Oh, he's so cute. (laughing) - Like, they're like, (laughing) John, that's crazy. - And you're like, guys, be quiet. He's writing your name, and then as you're saying that, they write your name, and you're like, no. - And that you're, you're, you're fought. Like, you're, you're removed from something normal. You're removed from something. You don't get to do the pizza party. - In the class, everyone's like, look it at you because the shame, your name is on the board. And they're not, they're like. - The whole class, and they write the name there, and then they just keep continuing in the class, but your name is just sitting on the corner of the board. - He doesn't address it, just, it's just there. - Dude, that's, dude, if I was a teacher, I'd be having fun, fun with people's names all the time. Just, what was your form of discipline, though? Like, if you acted up in class, we, you would get your folder signed. - Oh, and Lebanon, we'd get, we'd get it. - Just with a switch. - Oh, yes, the teacher's like, bam! - Right on the top of your head, they fucking abused you in there. But I'm sure they got rid of that. - Actually, I don't know, Lebanon, they may still do that. - Yeah, look at Lebanon. - But I went to school there for a year, man, it was rough, but man, you did not misbehaving class. - But you could get hit? - Yes, you could hit by a goal, you could get it by a goal. - You could get it by a goaler. - Well, so yeah, for us though, if you acted up, you had a folder, and you would have to take it to your parents, and they would have to sign on it, knowing that you acted up that day. - We got, we got a little paper wristband. - Okay, day two, they would write it on this paper, and then they would fold it into a strip, wrap it around your arm, and then tape it so you couldn't, and you had to go home with that on, and give it to them. And then they had to be signed and brought back. - You had dinner at your mom's, like, he'd take off your jacket. - Like, it is, I'm full, that's what I'm full. - I'm full, I'm full, I'm full, I'm full, I'm full. - Just for that. - I was as day three. (laughing) - Wait, oh my God, what's you wearing for day three? - ISS. - ISS. - Damn, that's some shame though. You've gotta walk around with that scarlet letter of shame. - It's crazy how there was ISS, which was in-school suspension, and then suspension, which was, you had to stay at home. Staying home was worse, consider worse in school, but I'd rather be home than be in in-school suspension, where you don't get to leave the room. - Yeah, we had DMC, you'd have to serve the whole day in this room. - Yeah, behind like little cubbies and stuff, you couldn't look at shit, you couldn't even read. - It's crazy how the in-home suspension was worse. - Well, that's bad too, because your parents now have to call off work, or get you a goddamn babysitter, 'cause you were acting up in class. - Depending on, yeah, also, I think when you're suspended, all that work counts as zeroes, right? Like, isn't there like a. - I think they do think so. - Wait, so. - I think that's part of the punishment, that's why at-home suspension was worse, because whatever the kids are working. - In-home suspension? - Yes. - I don't like your record too, it was way more serious. - That's kind of severe. - I think because I think all the homework you still get, but you don't get that in-class work that you get graded for. - Okay, now, did you guys have a thing called, like, we called it AEP, where in a way you get suspended from your school, but you have to go to this alternative school. That's part of the district of kids who've been acting up. So you don't have that, I had to do that once and you had to wear a uniform. You had to wear a khaki pants and a white polo and it was like, you had to take the bus to get there because it was far, but the kids we get dropped off and they looked like because of their uniform is so distinct, you like, that's an AEP kid. It looked like you were like into jail suit in a way that was like, dude, that was a little taste of like what the jail system's like, you got to hop on a white bus. Like he walked into a store everyone's just like, oh gosh, they're like, it was how are our kids in school these days? Is it getting worse with the acting up or is it? I would imagine because I mean, obviously we don't know, but I'm just like, curious of like how it happens at the home. The phones are super like laid back now before if you like weren't even like on it. If your phone was seen, it was confiscated immediately. They don't do that still. Well, I mean, you cannot have it out, but kids are allowed to have some phones on their person or they've been leaning about those rules also due to school. You know, I know that. No, I understand. Parents have been demanded. Like I want to be able to contact my kid and for emergency. Having a phone on you has always been like, there was a thing when I was a middle school. You're a lot of your phone on you is using the phone and like using the phone during school. So the amount of like tick tocks that people are filming in school, I'm like, the one thing. The teachers are like filming tick tocks. I know. I have an issue with those. Yeah. Like the teachers are getting more like more of a high like performing for the camera than they are like focusing on their students because they're seeing numbers just like kids are like it. You know, once you put it once you put those numbers in front of anybody, it doesn't matter how old they are. They start getting excited. They want to post more. No matter how old or young you are. I don't mind if a teacher though is like makes it as a reward for the class that they behaved well. And then maybe the teacher is popular in TikTok, but don't film your students. I think that's weird. Hey, guys, if we go viral today, then everybody gets like a metric of performance. Like you guys really didn't hand it up last one. You guys, I got to get that algorithm pop in and see in my stuff. So like if they do like a fun little trivia question or something at the end, I don't mind those. It's like the end of the day, but yeah, do you see that TikToks of that teacher? She's constantly learning how to use certain words. She's like, she has like blanks in all the lines. She's like, mine. How do we use that? Yes. She goes, it's always mine if you're talking, saying mine, that you're talking about, you know, mining for coal. I just love how subtle she is with it. She's just, you can tell it's like the last two minutes of class. Yes. And she just has free time before the bell rings and she's just like, real quick lesson. Fine. Mine. You don't use this. Use this. And that's all. Have a good day. That's all one this morning. It was like first annual. Why can you never say first annual? What do you say? inaugural. Yeah. I love it. Like what she was doing is great. I feel like more teachers should do that. Just like random little lessons. I have nothing to do with the subject. That's her handle. Well, got to shout her out. Cause I love her. Yeah. I am. I am that English teacher. Is that grammatically correct, though? She's great. I wish she was my teacher when I was in school. No. She's great. Yeah. Heath. I, like, did you know? I never, I thought, am I any S? You could use that in some, like sometimes when you're describing mine, like, oh, that's mine. Oh, my God. No, no, no. That's mine. Like, no, you can. No, no, no, sorry. I'm not saying it's possessive. No. Yes. I thought, like, obviously, when all the lines that she was like putting, obviously I knew that was simple. But like, my brain never knew that you could never use it in any form. Yeah. So when I, when, when I saw that, I was just like, oh, shit. I didn't actually didn't know that. I thought there was at least maybe one form of minds that you could use in it. Like, uh, don't, whatever. If you guys, if you guys saw, you would know what I mean. I can see how your brain would think. I, there must be some scenario where you can use it. Yeah. No, I was surprised when I saw it. I was like, oh, I actually didn't know that. Yeah. Those are my minds. It's kind of, it's a really sad and funny, though, the kids in the classroom where she's like, what is it? There's kids. Good minds. And she's like, no. It's mine. Those are like, yeah. That's mines. It's so crazy looking back. Like, English is so weird because it's all memory based. Like, there's so much shit that just doesn't make sense. Yeah. Cause we also have so much influence of different roots of a whole bunch of other different languages that it's just these weird combinations. So learning it, it's so hard for people because you're like, wait, what do you, like wood is W-O-O-D. But then you're like, but you would do something. And like, there's, and that's, you know, is there a grammatical error that you hear people say all the time? But you like, you're like, I hate hearing it or people say, I could care less. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you couldn't care less. But my brain every time I hear someone, and I understand a lot of people misuse it. I'm not going to judge it. But my brain instantly is like, that's wrong. But also, but when you like, when you, when you hear it, both make sense. But no, I could care less. But then like, then do it. You could care. No, I, but you're like, you're at your, why don't you care about this? Why don't you care about this group project? Or like, like, why aren't you paying attention in class? I was like, I don't know. I could care less. But it's just, it's grammatically wrong. Because you're like, then you could care. That means you, you currently do care. You currently do care. I could care less. Let me do it. I could care less. Let me do it. Okay. Okay, I'm caring less. But you're still like, I could, it's like, the whole point is delivered that you couldn't care. You don't, you literally don't care so much that you couldn't care less. Even if you were trying. Right. The bucket is already so empty on your level of care. But you're like, oh, I could care less. Like, okay, so you do care. Picture like a bucket of water of caring. That's what you do. That's what you do. Empty. You say it, but that's when you do care. I'm saying, you can use it. Right. I still agree with the other one. I struggle with, I struggle with whom? I never know when to use that. Because I know there is a right way to use it, but I'm never saying it. So, therefore, I probably am using it incorrectly. When do you use it? Oh, home is you. Oh. What's her name? Woah, Vicki. There are some of her tweets are like, borderline Shakespeare. She's like, what shall I render today? Have you seen the video where they're giving her a tweet and like, who said this you are Shakespeare? And it was a fucking fantastic video. You couldn't even tell. It's great. She never came up with that idea with genius. What shall I render? Get that tatted on my back. I'm battling with my flesh. Beautiful. What shall I render? I fight every day with my flesh. It's a constant battle. Guys, I think we got to bring her back. My own family forsaken me. Kill the thought right when it comes. It's very spiritual. It sounds like a voice over in euphoria. I am. Your flesh will embarrass you. That was nice. I wish I had family key. When do you use whom though? Do we have that up? When do you use whom? Whom? Use whom? Use whom when it functions as the object of a verb or proposition. A trick quick if the sentence can be answered with him or them use whom. Sure. Are you doing slam poetry? That did not help at all. I heard them home. To whom? To whom did you send the letter? The person with whom I spoke. Yeah, that's, we don't need to use. So it's, yeah, you use whom for. But you could also be like him. Who did you send the letter to? I cannot, I cannot think of the words off the top of my head right now. But why do we need to make multiple words that mean the same thing? You know how there's like an easy version of a word that like is. And then there's a really hard version when you could just easily have used the first version in any sentence. They just want to make a hard word just to just to be snappy. You have a big vocabulary. Yeah, I don't understand. Why do we need to make it harder? Sometimes there's other better words. There's better description for it. Like you can be sad. You can also feel depressed. Like that hits on a dot their level. I, the thing is that I think depressed and sad are different words though. Right. I guess there's a word that mean that just means sad. But like you could be like, oh, I was crushed. Oh, I was devastated. I was crushed fallen. That's what I mean. But that's the beauty of it. I don't think it's beautiful. Sometimes I think a people use unnecessary words to like for things like to be much more simpler. Quick, quick question. So I was reading Tonya book. What do you like a lot of kids books say it at the end? So like you would finish the book. Bob, Bob, Bob, you go to it and then close it. The end. Or they lived happily ever after. What? The end. Yes. But it's T H E. It's not T H E E. Oh, not the end. We said like, okay. Yes, it's spelled like the end. But we. So I was, I was looking at it. I was like, why am I saying the end? I think because culturally like that has been. Because when stories start once upon a time is, which also really. do stories we read, start like that, but that's the oral history of a tale is, is there any form? Is there any other sentence we ever use? We say it like the, no, but that's that's the only term that we use the, well, what do we mean? Without without it being VL THE. So when I'm reading something, when I see the end, I read it as you are, the Zane Hajazi, like, or like, it's like an emphasis, an emphasis on like a title or something. The Ohio State is like a common one. It's not the Ohio State, it's the Ohio State. It's an emphasis, you know, this is the end. That's why I fucking hate England. Look it up though. Why do we say VN THE end? Who would you say, what would you say, what would go? What would you say if he said yes would go? What would you do if what he said yes would go? I don't know what you mean by that. That's how much you mean babes. I don't know what you mean babes. Why do we say it? We pronounce the as the before words starting with a vowel to make speech fluently, saying V prevents an awkward pause in the throat. So it kind of just makes it sound a little better. Yeah. Where did you put the avocado? Wait, is that the avocado? The avocado? No, wait, like, it's so weird. No, you got like the couch. I don't know. Yeah. Emphasis makes it sound better. My biggest pet peeve when it comes to English is not necessarily speaking, but spelling when people write the word lose as L-O-O-S-E. All right. It's loose. I still struggle that with that when I'm typing it. I'm like, loot. Are you a, but yeah, that drives me nuts. That just drives me up a wall. Everything else I can kind of, you know, give a pass on, but like loose and lose just really grinds my gears. Yeah, I really don't like that. There's an S and that either. I think in the city. It just, it just feels, it looks more right. L-O-O-C-L-O-O-O-C-E. Loose. Yeah. It's nutty. How it all works. Loose. And oh, I hate, but even spell in the word, it took me years. Now I have it down restaurant. Like, what is your type? I'm saying it on your damn phone. You're always like getting it wrong. And all the correct is always like, I don't know what that is. You're so off that it doesn't even know what you're trying to say. I'm like, oh, have you noticed when you're like, where's our spelled right? It still shows misspelled. And then when, when you tap it and it pulls up the correct form, it's the same spelling. TikTok does that on their like captions some time. Did it drive through? Oh, maybe it is. I'm playing in TikTok. I'm like, that's how it's spelled. It's somewhere. It goes, nevermind. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what you were. We don't know what happened. I thought, I thought I noticed that text. I was like, oh, that's so weird. I wonder if anybody else has a squished. What is the sentence? It's a little trivia. What is the sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet? It's something about the fox. The brown fox. Close. Close. You're close. The brown fox. The jumped over. You forgot to word be a the quick brown. The quick brown fox jumped over the the lazy. Yeah. Come on. We're going. You got it. In the animal. Oh, lazy. Three letter animal. Lazy cat. Pen. No. So you're so close. The lazy opposite of cat. Oh dog dog. There you go. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. They always show that like if you're looking at fonts and stuff, that's always like the display of it. Because you get to see all the letters and like one sentence and how it flows. Now who figured that out? They were like, guys come in here. Guys. Were you were you guys obsessed with the words that could be spelled backwards and forwards? Yes. A palindron. I would sit there and write them out in elementary school for just every day. I would for no reason like race car. Yeah. I was just obsessed with it. I thought it was the coolest thing. That's like lame. Like race car. Animal. Kayak is a palindrome. You know, like Hannah's a palindron. What is it? Oh, man, it's crazy. Oh, which one is it? But do you remember murder was red rum because like in the shining? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Or the or the tattoos that were different words, but both ways. Okay. Yes. Yes. I'm so glad I couldn't get tattoos of things when I was younger. I know. Right. I would have the dumbest shit on me. I would have. I would have the you have the word race car tattooed on. You know, you don't wear. It's right above my knee. Why I'm so very cool. Very cool. Very cool. I will. I cannot judge. I will not judge. God knows what I want. Word race car Jared. Yeah. He likes race cars. Not me sitting here talking about that saying I would have the dumbest tattoos of the word backwards. Why do you have the word race car tattooed? It's a song that I really like. I got it right before I moved to LA. No, it's fast car. Right when I turn it. It's fast car. I can't see. What font is it? Times New Roman. Good. I like that. That's not Comic Sans. I don't know. I think I got Comic Sans one. You know, like Christine said they did it in Comic Sans. Comic Sans. Winged things. What is your favorite font? I can't like can't tell fonts. I used to like that font. It was a long time ago, but now it's like super like basic that like a new one. N-E-U-E-N-U-E-U-E. Yeah. Very modern. I don't like that anymore though. Oh, Baybus. Baybus new. Baybus new. Oh, yeah. It's kind of Helvetica S. Sorry. Not the one on the left. The one in the middle. Or no, that bebes right there. The black one. Yeah. Oh, that is so. I know. Humbler. I know. I know. That was a long time ago though. I always used to click that one because I think I used to use that for my vlog tech, like text on videos. Oh, yeah. Oh, remember when I had everyone's names on my hundredth video? Yes, you did. That was the font. That was the font. Iconic. Must be nice like make a font. Like, yeah. Like you think so because they were all invented by people. I just crazy. Can anybody just come up with one? Yeah. As long as it's somewhat a little different. It's kind of a bummer now with like AI though. I feel bad for people who are in like typography and stuff because it was truly such a skill to like know the flow and how words work and stuff with it. I'm just takes like all the thousands of fonts out there and you can make your own font also too. Like if you just write, you know, down the quick brown Fox jumped over the lazy dog, it can take your handwriting and like spit that out and make it look and written and shit. Oh, but did you guys watch the crash documentary? Yeah. We did, Matt. I know we're supposed to watch it last time, but we finally got together and we watched it. We had time. Crazy case. Little McKenzie. Shorilla. I know. You know what I was thinking about the whole time was the catch me. I was a bad baby. Oh, and especially when she was in jail. Okay. Before we tied into it, I just want to give a little bit of a skinny for the people. If you haven't seen it, if you think we're going to be talking about this, a part of us that we spoil it. But basically, this happened in Strongville, Ohio on July 31st, 2022. McKenzie, Shorilla crashed her Toyota Camry into a brick building, killing her boyfriend, Dominic Russo and their friend, Davien Flanagan. So McKenzie was 17 at the time of the crash. Dominic was in the passenger seat, Davion in the back seat. And they were both pronounced dead at the time, Dominic and Davien. And this happened at 5.30 in the morning. Her car was driving down this street and she suddenly hit the building at over 100 miles per hour. And the police at first thought this was like a total possible accident. But the more the investigators started looking at it, they said the car was working properly. The accelerator was pressed and there was no breaking before the impact. So this already looked very suspicious. Did you know that they have a boxing car? Is that a black box? Yeah. Yes, that on that record everything. I did not know that that was only on planes. Yes. Yes, on planes. I did not know every car had that which, thank God, they did in this situation. But it recorded that her foot was on the on the accelerate pedal 100% until the car hit the wall, which is like crazy. So brakes weren't touched at all. No, not at all. That's what's so crazy about it. And so they started arguing the prosecutors that McKenzie intentionally crashed the car. And their theory was that she just wanted to kill Dominic because of their toxic relationship and break up issues. But there were a lot of warning signs before this crash where like Dominic's family was saying that the relationship was volatile. The report to McKenzie threatening him and driving dangerously before. And all McKenzie though, she's like, oh, I blocked out. I don't remember a single thing that happened. Well, she was, she was able to use that excuse or try to use that excuse. Yes. It's because she's had had episodes of that before, like here and there, which they're just like when the prosecutor told them about assamons, like you knew this and you allowed her to drive recklessly like this every day. And she was like, I just figured it was fine. Basically, I just want to finish the skinny and then we're going to dive into it. So she was claiming she didn't black out and remember it. Then at towards the end, she's like saying, oh, I have a medical issue. I have P O T S or like pot syndrome where it says you can like black out randomly and stuff. But the judge didn't accept it. And basically they ruled it by a judge, not a jury. And she was found guilty of murder, assault, vehicular homicide drug possession, all everything. And they believed it was premeditated. And so now she's in jail with two concurrent life sentences with the possibility of parole after 15 years. But the whole documentary really It paints a very interesting picture. Honestly, I didn't think the documentary would be that interesting, because I saw the story on on my feet and I was just like, oh, okay, that's crazy, but, but after the documentary, I was just like, oh, this is an interesting fucking case. Very, very interesting. Like, I've never heard of anything like this before, especially a girl like that, because when you watch the documentary and you see her personality in your head, you're just like, this doesn't seem like a girl that would want to drive herself into a wall at 100. It would seem like she was doing was trying to take her own life along with the others in the car, right? Like, when you see the crash, you're like, holy shit. And in my, because, and they were trying to fight that, like, oh, she was super happy. She would never put herself in danger like that or want to come into a side. And the first thing I thought was, I think she was so unaware of the situation that I felt like she truly thought that she wouldn't be able to, like, kill everybody in that car. Like driving a hundred miles into the building, I don't, I don't think she was like smart enough to understand how to maneuver a vehicle like that was. Yes. Yeah. But see, that's where I struggle with is the intent of it. I don't believe she was trying to kill herself. I think she's a narcissist and I feel like narcissists like, are there, yes, it was a, it was a cry out for attention. But like, and once again, I'm not speaking with this as like firm, I believe this like, but it is what he, what do you think? What I thought was interesting was it recorded the steering wheel inputs and the fact that it like got kicked into neutral while she was like flooring it at a hundred miles an hour. So I was like, okay, there must have been some sort of struggle with the people in the car, like trying to grab the gear shift or trying to like, turn it and like get it away. So one thing that I was thinking, like, it kind of seemed like she might have been trying to hit just that passenger side, right, and cause the full impact at like the corner of the building. And I don't know if they were like pulling on the wheel and like it hit more head on. Uh huh. So she was obviously like severely injured, like she was severely injured from it. Also, you think that she like really in that moment attempted to only try to get that side hit like, like, people believe is that it was intentional like that she fully then also, I saw something that was separate like after the documentary, um, I think it was said that she was the way she like her body was under impact made it seem like she was laying over top of the gear shift, like trying to cover it to keep them from like clicking it into neutral. Oh, so I think maybe she just like put her head down and kind of like a big thing also was, um, in the case, they mentioned that the road was not completely straight. It had somewhat of like a curve in it where any, uh, if you were in a position where you blacked out or like lost, you couldn't possibly be able to stay straight on that street like that. The mover that curve like that. And that was like a big thing too. If it was like completely straight, then it would have been hard to defy it. But the big package here is just her as a person and her type of personality. Yeah. The more they investigated it and they realized just how volatile a of a girl she was, she was a mean girl who would get and fight her social media how full of herself she was. Yeah. Party and doing shrooms, uh, he's smoking weed all the time while driving. She thought she was a above it all that nothing bad could come her way. Did you, uh, did your soul, did your soul leave your fucking body when they started playing her detox? Right. In the corner, I thought I thought it was just like a sound, I didn't think like, first I was showing up. We were watching it and Zayn was like, why is this guy playing these videos? Like, yeah, she's dressed up, whatever, it's a Halloween costume. He's like, why are they playing this? And then the guy was like, this was three months after she killed her boyfriend and best friend. Yeah. She's dressed up full blood corpse and Zayn was like, Oh, and she like, it was a playboy car. Who are playboy party fans? Or like her friend, who they interviewed, who also refused to talk to the cops, wanted to talk to the documentarians. I got bad vibes from her the whole fucking time because if you're, if you're in a mindset, if you have that sort of mindset where you're, you think it's appropriate to post a video like that after, then you probably are in a mindset of intentionally crashing a car into a fucking building. If I accidentally killed my two good friends, I would not even be going to a party three months. I would hate a morning and trying to be there in support and like for the families victims that I killed, like there's that you don't do shit like her reaction when she was just like, Oh, um, remember when the first media outlet reached out to her. This was like, maybe the week or maybe two weeks after it happened. She like DMs them. She's like, I'm so excited for this opportunity and you're like excited for this opportunity. No. The worst. Your friends. Oh, her parents. Oh. The worst vibe where he started talking about pot, but like listen, I know you can recreationally smoke pot. You have a right. But he's like, I don't care if you do. I don't care if she does. And he starts saying that I'm like, Oh, your daughter is under age. It doesn't. There's a difference between like kind of in the background knowing that they do it. They don't do it in front of you. But you know, you're just, you're, you're, you have a teenage kid. There's a difference between that and just like, I don't care what my daughter does. It's fine if she's like, she is still under age. And your documentary right now talking about two kids that she killed, but you're like making this whole like pot case, it was very like poorly worded. Yeah. It just goes to show. Oh, and this is the guy that's been, you know, raising this child and morphing her view of the world along with his wife. She's equally as nutty. You guys are the big reason why this girl turned out like this so much shame on you guys. I want to see a whole documentary on just them. Oh, yeah. That documentary was done, I was like, I need to know more about these parents because there's no fucking way. Have you guys seen all of the stuff that's not in the documentary, but like the phone calls from jail that got leaked? Yes. With her mother. She's has been acting up this entire time in jail. Well, she just wants Kim Kardashian to come to jail and like, basically represent her and get her out of jail and she's saying it in such a fucking tone, like she's just completely. And then finding out that this case is now big in Europe and they all know about it. And she, oh my god, it's in Europe girl. Girl, you did it. You're, you're global. You need to write your book, girl, write your book, and I'm like, what? This is like the mom talking to the daughter too. I'm just. And the mom apparently has been giving her like so much money for like commissary, like stuff. And she has, there was a girl who was in jail with McKenzie Shrilla and went on this huge mold. I saw that and shout out to a girl named Melissa, who made a TikTok out there that kind of really gave the skinny of the other girls videos because it was a lot to take in. Wait, wait, wait. The skinny of the girl that was in jail, it was just like part 25, like level videos or whatever. But McKenzie has like acted up so much in prison right now, has already had like 54, like, what's the word? And I want to say like charges, but like, just a plenary, like she's acting up, like she's not behaving in prison. I was under the impression she was, those phone calls were bad, but I thought she was at least behaving in prison. She was doing like naughty stuff with like on other people's call times too. Like with over video calls and stuff, just and social climbing all her way there. Even like when she comes on camera at the end of the documentary with like God damn hair deal. They are like voices different. Like also a sign of a narcissist are people who just kind of near other people that are around them. And they pick up on how they talk just so they can like, you know, level up in the group. You saw how they kept apart in the end after they were done filming. She was just like looking at her lawyer going, is that what I said? Good. Yeah. Yeah. That's the reason why they left that in because you're just like you, you make, you make the decision yourself with what you think this girl is. Or if you think this girl would do something like this, just the way that she is so floored although it's crazy. Yeah. This is who we grew up with. Yeah. This this girl right here. I know like six people that are exactly like. Yeah. The part that like turned my gut was in the during the court proceedings when the mom came up to speak. Yeah. And she just, she just goes, she's like, and Dave, he's, he was a new friend or whatever. That was crazy. I was, and then the judge is like, what does that make his life worth less? And she's like, well, no, that's not what I was saying. Yeah. It's just like, you know, that's kind of what she means. I felt like the whole time they were making the other kids a life worthless. Like, just even the amount of time the documentary was mentioning his name. I was like, well, why aren't they not talking about this kid that had actually nothing to do with their relationship really? I know. Davey instead of like the adopted father. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So he really like cared at the end. He's like, hey, if you want to show me your future, show me your friends. You know, or if you want to see your future, show me your friends where he was really wanting him just to get out of this damn friend group, too, to begin with. Yeah. God, it just has to break you as a father. I mean, this also, this documentary, I feel like it's just so good for new parents to wash too. Just like kids growing up, they're just like, this is like real life. This is the shit that like these kids are like getting into or like have no of people that are getting into. And when we, we've had, we've had multiple people. I feel like just throughout our life during in Florida, like in high school, middle school that I've like died because of just bad situations like this where they could have, they should have never been in. It's, it's, it's so sad. It's attention to the people your friends with, like, too. If you are already getting like red flag vibes off somebody, how you're almost an adult, just have a good sense of people that you're hanging out with. And then you see in this situation, the parents are a direct fucking like image of what. Like her like I cannot believe her parents were acting like that and like their thought process of how they saw this entire thing What's like she didn't do anything like it was it's so insane I think a big thing that really bothers me too is like you know accidents do happen things can go wrong and It's all about your reaction time in the moment and how you step up and handle a situation like multiple people like that. I know that this has happened to But even like our friend in high school all of his friends. I mean, it's kind of graphic But he was accidentally shot and his friends that were with him Freaked out because they were worried about themself instead of trying to get him help. Yes call the cops They were like oh my god if if we call the cops right now We're gonna get in trouble and it's like your your friend is there on the ground like and also then not knowing that in that situation Enforcement literally, um, they encourage you Encourage you to always call it because in that situation nobody will be in trouble They just want to say he could have got in that moment. Yeah, it's so sad Like knowing the final moments of your life. You just like no one's helping you Because they're thinking about themselves. That is that it what a dark dark like me. Oh my god. Yeah You've seen that movie super dark times You know super dark times these kids came out like a couple years ago These kids are like playing with the sword and like the park and one of the kids like like a katana And like one of the kids accidentally like I saw trailers stabs like the friend Okay, and then the friends like agree like let's just leave and this never happened and then you have to like go back to high school They're all dealing with this it's like almost like I I know what you did last summer type thing where they killed someone But nothing's haunting them. It's a yes. If it was a real story No, it's not a real story, but it's just it's a really freaky fucking thing We're just like yeah friends made a stupid mistake and then thought about themselves and just said let's just pretend This never happened and the whole friend group crumbling in them dealing with the secret. It's really dark It's very dark. It's high and raw and tomatoes. So yeah, no, it's it's worth popping on if you're like in the mood for To explore. Yeah, I mean it's depressing as it is. I know I but I honestly I see this more as like a like a learning lesson every time I watch anything like this I like take it. Yeah, just like okay Watch that documentary on the manosphere with Louis Thoreau that British journalist who like goes after you know like the Andrew Tate type personalities out there. Okay, like you're sort of like interview style Yes, like just goes in and like watches them like streaming all day and ask them questions and stuff and like But did what's he did he interview you say he interview streamers? He in this special he does He's a famous journalist who recovers all different types of things and big kind of like he has commentary But also just kind of lets the footage speak for itself as well. I like the I like the idea of his on of the poster Yeah, he for the for his thing But alarm me so much as that like realizing a lot of these guys who have these academies You know in these patrons where they're teaching you how to talk to women and how you need to be as a man and all this stuff How you can achieve a life of luxury? How young all of those band bases are yeah, yeah Like those kids are like 14 15-year-old boys that are watching these men tell them how they need to talk to women and what women Oath them. Yeah, it's like OAR me. Yeah, it's crazy. I didn't I thought it was all like mostly adults I didn't realize how cute how much it's like all the parents buying these courses for their kids I don't think kids are so tech savvy these days. They got their own fucking credit cards They get their own money doing their own little cryptocurrency. They're I think allowances are a big thing now I think and I think it's because you know how like I feel like we all got money We all got phones because all of our friends had phones, right? So I think a lot of these parents Like if they know that other kids are getting allowances, maybe they give them allowances, too And then you could use that. We had cash. We couldn't like buy. Yeah Yeah, you didn't have a bank account to put it into Yeah, you could be buying girls gone. Wow Like we how do we buy it? There's no way to do it. The only thing you can brutally spend that on is toys Video games movie theater and food. Yeah, it's pretty much it and frozen yogurt. That is really interesting I like I do really feel like they're these kids are just getting allowances maybe on a digital card and their Apple watch something look at their Chargers. Oh, and then with technology nowadays half of these kids are drop shippers, you know, stock traders, you know, and stuff like They're selling their shop TikTok shop. Yeah, like there's like there's a Disgusting amount of ways to make money And like it's great, but also when you talk about 14 or 15 year olds getting access to the amount of funds and have no idea What to do with it then it's really concerning right and I'm all for entrepreneurship like make a business if you're young But like this whole like hustle mentality like oh, I got a gamble and like risk stuff like they get that type of content And it's like yeah, just keep your ambitions a little bit small. You're not even a full adult yet Yeah, but they think they have to like the grind mentality. Oh, I can't imagine like what it is like growing up in high school Now we're every kid like wants to be a streamer or they have that just like that obnoxious personality and ego at that age like Shut up. Yeah. Oh, it's good popping on like if you're just on the mood to watch Who has he had on it's like an hour and a half well because there's not many American like One guy's called I hate even shouting them out HHS TikTok like he's like a British kind of Andrew take guy who's like in his 20s Then there's kind of a dude from Baton Rouge Louisiana who's like an Android tape dude some of these bodybuilders like and I'm guessing when they ask him to go Come on, they have no idea what we Some of them like you know, they're always like streaming and they're like yeah, I'm doing this interview because I think it's good exposure And everyone's like no, you're about to like have on Louis Thoreau who's about to like rip you one dude You made a huge mistake. You're not gonna look at sneakers on it. We had on Myron. Who do you know him? Who's Myron? I know he's like a big one in that group. I've seen him like everywhere. Get embarrassed the most I'm an idiot I literally thought him and Andrew take were the same person They're like a dude. They're like always together. Yeah, I just like always similar skeleton like to their body too It's I thought it was more like to me. It's like that fake like the head the face a little no, maybe you know I think I just got confused I just thought they were the same person but now I'm realizing they look completely different He's he's big though like that's crazy Like I got some big people and they bring on his wife and stuff too and like start asking her questions like so are you comfortable that your husband like is has like an open relationship and stuff She's like well, and you can see him just like like he probably puts out that image that like yeah My wife let's be be with other women. That's how things should be but really it's not like that behind closed doors Yeah, like there's little moments like that He goes he tells everybody that she's open with him. We'll get it. Louie starts like interviewing his wife like on the spot asking him Those type questions. Did you see him just like like okay? That's also the disgusting part about this side of the internet like the Manus fear side where you know the like the Jubilee videos where they do like surrounded or the debates or whatever Sometimes they have like follow-ups with them with like the people that were on it and I was listening to one of the follow-ups and the people one of the one of the women that's like always on these sorts of shows like either debating on Jubilee or these like Manus fear podcasts She was saying she's like half of these guys don't even fucking believe what they say on the internet Oh, I probably it's shock value and they it gets clicks and they just make so much money that it like it pays to be an asshole on the internet rage me they just get worse and worse and worse because they know it's working So then they just because rage me rage me does so well on the internet because people are like I this is unbelievable I got to share it with all my friends because look at look up with this guy like believe but like he doesn't believe it word that he says Yeah, it's kind of like what I do on here I just rage babe the entire episode they need to be talking to kids more about that shit Yeah, I hope there are people that are getting booked to go speak at schools that just like you know like they hire a speaker Yeah, don't believe a lot of this stuff you see on the internet. I don't know, but just yeah, making them a little bit wary Or like get all the boys in a room and have a good man talk about this type shit But the same the the same person is like don't believe anything on the internet, but believe me These also the content creator It's hard to like talk shit about the internet when you're on the internet because you're kind of just like it's just like a talk Yeah, it's just like a contradiction. Yeah, cuz you don't want promote Don't buy this guy's course that guy doesn't know what he's talking about buy my course. Yeah, did your school teach you about sex in like the in like the appropriate way Yeah, you know kind of like just like the organs and what happens like talking about puberty We got like the commasutra book Well, I remember like in fifth grade they separated the boys and the girls We went in. We watched this VHS about puberty and they gave us the odorant and the girls watched a video and they got pads Oh, I don't I don't remember getting deodorant. I think they just showed us like a video degree old Yeah, no old-spice deodorant. I can't remember like the smell of it. I don't think we get that dude. That's when that's what you know Like as one one kid stuck in that class And they're like I can't see the odorant. Yeah, the kids are in somebody else and then in seventh grade We learned about STDs and that was the thing where I think it was boys and girls and it was the nurse And she would go through this slide show of pictures from like I swear there from this it was gonorrhea from the 70s It's always old it's rainy fucking pictures that like don't even look real she would just like flash us like a Disease penis and we know when they should make it like look really scary Just to like you know just to scare us. All right. Are you scared? Well, you should be because you're on scare tactics Love scare tactics You get pregnant and then you die, yeah, don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex staying up, don't have sex, scare tactics. And I love, um, what did they do? Jason Morgan, the show, oh, they were tactics. It was like, it was a candid camera show where they would put contestants in like a horror movie type situation and scare them. Like, are you going to be working the night shift at this museum and like something comes out and scares them? Yeah. I actually really liked it. But they were, but they were done really well. Like, there was like a whole build that like it just like, I like the carbon nor effect. Have you ever seen clips of that show where he's so unlikable? Oh, I like him. I like him. I don't know. I don't know if it's something about his acting that throws me off because he's like a major question. He has this type of personality where he needs to be on top of things. But like the one we get the juicer where he's just like, oh, yeah, it's just you put in one apple. It's like a whole gallon of apple juice like it's like people, like it's just seeing the people's disbelief. They're like, oh my god, I'll get a couple like the fact that they are now buying a couple of oranges because they think I think of this spot to go, you're on the show. But they're just, oh, you think those are stage does really let them know at the end of it. Like, by the way, we're pranking you to sign off it's fine, but not like they don't know that they're being pranked at the beginning and that, in that case, they're actors. They're just acting. They're just like, how is it doing that? That's coming from one orange and they're like, it's just just bullshit now looking at it. I don't know. I think I'd fall for that. Damn, they should have made it come out just a little bit slower. Have you seen the time loop one where he's like working at a factory and he makes it and they're like putting up a vase, the vase crashes. He distracts them suddenly. The vase disappears, but they run the whole moment all over again with like a guy coming in going, hey, I'm clocking out. And the dude is like, am I on crap? That would have put me in the hospital. Oh, the moment. Yeah. I would have completely lost myself there. Or the one that was like the cat or the old lady turns into a cat. Is this on scare tactics or carbon or carbon or effect? Oh, kind of guess. Yes. Right. Or maybe that was just like a prank, like a separate side little prank show where he was just like, yeah, you just like, they're working at some shop and the old lady turns into a cat. I don't know if I saw that episode. Maybe it wasn't carbon or maybe it was just like another little side show. In that moment, I would just immediately start looking around for a camera like I, before I believe that type of shit, I just started looking around before. The rest was that one show that it was like another similar type thing like this. But the guy was in a coffee shop. It was like a bunch of people talking to each us and then like went up the wall. That girl freaks out or she like is like, yes, and then move the chairs. That's my favorite. The best. They're promoting what movie? I think the Lazarus effect. I think it was paranormal effect. Or maybe Lazarus effect. Something like that. I remember seeing that. I'm like, that's a damn good fucking campaign. That is so smart. I was seeing people's face because in that moment, like, what would you do? Would you like pull out your phone? Would you run right out to like, what would you do as a human? If you saw some crazy shit like that happening in a coffee shop. I don't know. If I saw a girl telekinesis move a whole bunch of chairs, I would definitely walk closer to the door. I'm out. I think I'd run. I grabbed my wife first. Yeah. Was it this? Oh, carry. Yes. Oh yeah, like knocks the coffee on her laptop. She's like, Oh, what have you done? Makes her angry. The acting was a little kind of fooie in this, but, what are you kidding me? Imagine. Oh, but dude, older people. Yeah. You get a heart attack. Yeah. Of course. That devil. How do they get these people in the damn cafe? Like, a lot of these people in the corner have to be like actors easier than you think. Yeah. But then do they get higher? Someone like, Oh, go here and pick up some coffee. I know. No. I think they just wait till somebody walks in because I'm sure they're on a really busy street. Okay. Where at least one person is going to walk in if they see a coffee shop is there. Just like, I'm sure these people have even never been in this building before. It's just like, they're just walking somewhere and they're like, Oh, a new coffee shop. Speaking of coffee shop, did you see crumbles like new drink? Is that true? The amount of sugar that's in that? It's like what? 186 grams. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's a dozen crispy cream donuts and what five cans of coke. No, it was 12 crispy creams. No, no, it was more than it was way more than that. That amount of sugar that was in there. This is obviously for PR, right? Like they know how they know it's ridiculous. They're just like people are going to talk about this. Oh, yes. Of course. I mean, have a sip, don't drink the whole thing, they might have it on a, I would take a sip. I would never, I mean, drinking all that. Just a sip. No, just put it there. But you know what? I bet you. It doesn't even taste like 186 grams of sugar and that's scary. What does it taste? Okay. It has red bull, mountain dew, pineapples, strawberry puree, coconut cream. That's the shit that you order, I swear. What the hell? What do you mean? They said, yeah, just make a sugar free with the fuck 19 crispy cream donuts. And now that I could do, I've done that before on how many do you think you could smash right now in one sitting just sex doesn't easy. Oh, yeah. Easily. I can't do it. It doesn't. I can't do it. It's hungry. Well, you don't like sugar. Not really. That's yeah, I would get disgusted by the sweetness after the six. Six. I'm really reaching for it. I could have won and be done and not even craved a second. I could have just one. I would say. And it would have the same effect on me as just like a bite. I'd be like, that was just a starter like I haven't had any. That's good. That's good. I think I'll have some more. That was an appetizer. Yeah. Oh, wait. No, no, no. A dozen when it's not fresh, when it's fresh, 30, because they just go down easier. 30 crispy. Yes. And you take it. You put it in your mouth. You don't eat it. It just dissolves. It would have to be like during like a movie or something. Like if there was a box in front of me, and I was just kind of going at it the whole time, like to sit there in front of it, like at a dinner table. And like that's my focus. Yeah. I might just get like tired of eating, but if it was just like even after the first, I'm like, I got to go wash my hands. And then you sit down, you're like, you know what, do it again. Then you wash it down with a coffee and then just like the rest of the day. How was Nashville? It was nice. It was chill. We did, we did the CMA fest, like one night out of like the four, okay, that they had. And it was just heath and I. We went to the Nissan Stadium. It's weird. This festival, it was throughout like all of Broadway. So they shut down all the streets, like kind of surrounding the stadium, like on the Broadway side. And they had stages in within on the streets. Oh, cool. But walking through it, it didn't feel like a festival. It just felt like a normal day, it was really weird. And then we went straight to, we had to go over the bridge into Nissan Stadium and watched like a few shows in the Celsius box. And then we left right after Red Clay Strays. Keith Urban was just starting to perform when we were leaving. So we got to see a little bit of him. Yeah. Everybody was great. Everybody sounded so good. Nice. Very chill crowd. I was, I was surprised. Yeah. Everybody was very laid back. Like looking down at every, you know, like normally when I'm like at a concert, just screaming everywhere. Very chill. Cool. I was very surprised. And then the rest of the time, what we kind of just chilled, I hung out with Tony a lot. Yeah. We got ice cream a few times. Yeah. The handles ice cream is. I had ice cream last night. I had never had it. I had never had any handed if you ever have handles, I just had one of those heavy handed dip cone. A little fun fatty dip cone. I got the chocolate. Oh, no. What is it good? Yeah, it's really good. I wish the whole flavor of the ice cream was fun fatty. I don't like that. It's just the dip cone. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, they got to make it like that. If you, if you like a dipped cone, go to the tasty freeze at Weiner Schnitzel. We went one time after unfiltered. We were. We were the fruit loop dip. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. You took me. It was fucking delicious. That is my shit. Dude. Yeah. No, that cone was crazy. At a place like that. But go to handles. Go to handles one day. They had these new flavors. These new flavors. It was a graham cracker flavor and then also confetti blah. What was it? Brownie confetti. Brownie batter confetti. Brownie batter. Brownie batter. Brownie batter. Like a cosmic brownie. Cosmic brownie batter. Brownie batter. Brownie batter. And taking those two flavors was absolutely insane. I've never had any flavor like that in my life. Zana. I went last night. Again. Right. Right after. Did you get the quadruple? I did a triple. All right. Oh, you're having a light day. Hamburg. Yeah. Hamburg or heaven and Gardendale. It's the one that Patricia's dad, like doesn't run. They have a fruity pebble milkshake. Milk shake. Ooh. All right. That sounds amazing. I know. I do love the flavor of like a fruity pebble milk. Oh. It's. Is this what you were talking about? Yes. Yeah. Like one of those little fucking cheap ass brownies you get. The cosmic brownies. That looks fucking awesome. No, but the thing is that I don't like, I don't really like cosmic brownies. It does not taste like that. It tastes a thousand times better. I think they just called it that just so they could put like colorful little sprinkles in it. Well, cosmic brownies were good just to get you through the day. Yeah. It was the only treat. It wasn't. It's not a little headless anywhere near as good as a fucking even a shitty brownie. I think a shitty brownie is better than a cosmic brownie. Yeah. I like a zebra cake. I mean, a zebra cake is good. Oh, it's like. That's amazing. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. - No way over a cosmic brownie you're on crack. - Yeah. - A zebra cake was more filling. Like that was like you, I just think they should put a little bit more icing in the middle. - I agree. - It was like a little too thin. - And on the box, it would show it was this thick. It would show to thicker. It was not that thick. - Shout out little Debbie. - I mean, little Debbie was just, she probably ran that shit. - Y'all ran that shit, y'all. - What's the one that was a Christmas tree? - I fucked with the Christmas tree. - Christmas tree was like a zebra cake. - Yeah, same thing as a zebra cake. - They could just do it for the holidays. - Yeah. - Okay. - Seasonal. - Yeah, little Debbie. She celebrated it all. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The Debbie. - I love the bog. Look at the bog. It's so Christmassy. - It's so nostalgic. - Yeah. - I'm so pumped for Christmas, guys. - Do they sell those every Christmas? Every holiday? - If not, bring them back. - A little Debbie thing. - You should be a little Debbie for Halloween. - Just do it pretty far. - They just have like a box of just all this stuff hanging about. - Yeah, it's actually a really good costume for girls. - The oatmeal cream pie. - Now that. - Those are good too. - Honeybun. Oh, honey, oh, naughty buddies. Honeybuns, you get that out of like a vending machine. - Damn. - She had variety. - She didn't stop. - Wow. - That's so good. They should make a bakery. They should make a little Debbie bakery. - Many muffins. - Where it's like. - Many muffins. - Many muffins. - Addicting. - I've never. I didn't know they made those. I only, I've only had little bites. I didn't know. - I think the little Debbie made these. - Look up the little Debbie factory. I think it's in Cleveland, Tennessee by where my brother used to live and where my grandparents are. Cause there's also a little Debbie park nearby that's got giant. Like. - Is that why you were there? - Trident. - Turn it into Dollywood. - Maybe. - I want to. - I want a little Debbie roller coaster. - Okay. - Right there, right there. - Just deliver it. - Just deliver it on a honeybun. - Yes. - A little zebra cake safari. - Yep. - Okay, it's right outside of Chattanooga. Okay, little Debbie. - Wait, you can't go outside, right? Or is it just like the main factory? - I think it's like this. - Is she still alive? - She got arrested. She had us served. - Yeah. - She had us served time. - Free little Debbie. She was Debbie, it's a real person actually. Debbie McKeef Fowler. - Oh, she's a Fowler? - Yes. - I have Fowler families. - Oh, okay. So you related to little Debbie? - I think so. - So yeah, she basically inspired the iconic brand in 1960 when her grandfather used her name and illustration. God, can you imagine being her sister? - Oh. - Like Michelle? Like, well, can I? - No. - It has to be an only daughter because I feel like they both would have been on there. - Little Debbie's. - Her little straw hat. Is she still with us? - Oh, could be. - She's a fox. - You're just like-- - She's like-- - Damn. - Fucking stunner. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh my God, she's real. - She looks sweet. - She looks like she shows up at a potluck. - Oh yeah. - Like little Debbie is showing up. - With the best stuff. - She is the sweetest. You can tell. - Oh, yeah. She's going to church. - Not a bad bone in her body. - But the-- - Yeah, the jacket. She's wearing a kind of psychedelic. - Yeah. - She probably dabbled with acid here and there. - Yeah, a little bit. - With all that money? She was probably bored. - Have to. - Have to. - All right, guys, we're going to end this shindig. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode. 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