Z for Zendaya | Son of a Boy Dad #423

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How we feeling, boys? - Some comedians cosplaying as podcasters. - Oh yeah. - Founders cosplaying as operators. (laughing) - There's a content creators doing one-on-ones, they're pro. - And the mayor cosplaying as president. - You know how I know. - You missed a good Kyle Kuzma. - You missed a great riff. - You know who Kyle Kuzma is, the basketball player? - Yeah, of course, yeah. - He's right now. - He's been tweeting some heavy AI. Does that read his AI to you? - Mayor playing president. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, he doesn't talk this way. - No one talks this way. - I found her playing operator. - A father becomes a son. A son becomes a king. (laughing) - Twitter's really got a real serious vibe to it today. - No, this is making me think, really what it's making me think of as maximum as a speech to comment us when he's like, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, commander of the armies of the North. (laughing) And I will have my vengeance in this life of the next. - It makes me think of like Mufasa explaining the circle of life to Simba. - Yeah, this is weird. Why go there? - Because this is what it's like. - You're not on Twitter anymore. This is what every tweet looks like. - Yeah, so you know, people like. - You're not missing anything. - People excoriated me for leaving Twitter and they were like, you're just trying to, you know, you're avoid negative backlash to your work or so sensitive. It's like, no, I was trying to avoid - Negative voice in the world. - Yeah, negative backlash to the world. - Yeah. - Your people are just like tweeting to a cacophony of other AI bot accounts. - It's dead accounts. - Nothing makes you feel more like insane than like reading a tweet, then reading a reply that it doesn't make any sense. And then you're like, this conversation never happens. Like this never, this never took place. - You can go in. - This is too robust. - You can go and see like how many accounts are dead that follow you and like that it's like 60, or like 40% of the accounts are like dead accounts. So they're either AI or dormant accounts, but Twitter continues to use them and like populate them as numbers. And numbers will grow because all they care about is the bottom line. They don't care if it's a platform of all just AI is talking to each other. They just care about the number of people who are being high. - I mean, I've Googled it a couple times, but I think they claim that their percentage of users that our bots are like 10% and then it says that a lot of people speculate that it's closer to like 70 or 80%. - And then it's just Kyle Kuzma, yeah, that doesn't. - And there's no, it broke. You could go on, you could make a Twitter account for the first time. You would find out that it is more than 15% immediately. And maybe it's not like full on bots that are running the accounts, but it's someone that's generating an AI, that's using an AI prompt and then just copy and pasting right onto Twitter. I finished the Elon Musk biography one week before he became the worst person in the world. And I remember that week where I was like, you know, Elon Musk is in the world. There is no more visionary leader. There is no more inventive guy. He's gonna solve all of our issues. And then one week later, he was like, yeah. Hitler, Twitter, I'm gonna make it my weapon. - Yeah, I mean, he didn't even make it his weapon though, he just killed it, he ruined it. - His biggest thing, we were just talking about him before you came in. His biggest fatal flaw is just wanting to be cool. - He doesn't like that. Did you see that interview clip of him being like where the lady was like a lot of people low with you? And he was like, I think a lot of people actually love, they actually love me. - They love him low because it's not low. - They love me? I just, he just never had to like do all this. Like he never had to, he could have just kind of lived evenly and silently. - People thought he was cool when his only thing was like Tesla, the boring company. - Space, I said. - He's like, I'm making rocket ships in like affordable, environmentally friendly car. - Yeah. And I also make flame throwers on the side. - You can't, you can't really, you can't really take away the success of his company. I mean, he's. - Of course. - Well, of course not. He's a trillionaire. - Yeah, barely lost 600 billion dollars this week. - Yeah. And he probably doesn't care. - No, 'cause it's not real money. - Yeah. - But he has speculative stock price. - I saw him say that he regrets how he went to, he got to obsessed with politics. - Yeah, because he probably, he doesn't realize like he doesn't have the part of his brain, he's brilliant. But he doesn't have the part of the brain that realizes what real consequences are to real actions, 'cause he's so removed from reality. Like politics is polarizing, period. - Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what stance you have. What is it about becoming successful that just ultimately always makes you think I should run for office? - I think people like, I think that there's a big difference between like being successful and having that amount of money. I think getting to not even like a trillion dollars is obviously you can't even comprehend how much money that is. But even a billion dollars. Like I think to get to that level of money, you have to be like kind of like a narcissistic like bad person. Like it's very, like you can't just work hard at your job and get that amount of money. - You don't think that it makes you that way, having that? - I think it makes you that way, but I think it's also extremely difficult to get there without fucking over a ton of people. - Sure, I agree. - But I think that there's people who just get drunk with power though. They're like, I did this, I can do anything. Like Michael Bloomberg is like billion, billion, like he has so much money, he's like, I'll be mayor of New York. - But I mean, I'll run for it. - Like in all honesty though, like if you are able to acquire a billion dollars and have a billion dollars, you probably can be president. Like I feel like those kind of goals. - A lot of billionaires, bro. There's a lot of people who have a billion that's just like, they're like 2000. - But still. - America. - Oh, not all of them could be president. Like I just think that like you get to a level where it's like, you're corny and then you have to go back down one level. - Definitely. - Or you should just be rich and just not be in the public. Like I don't understand. If you had a trillion dollars, I wouldn't be on camera and never. - That's the other thing we were saying is that right before you walked in, is that like Jeffrey Bezos is just like rich, but like silently evil. And so he can just get away with it because there's like a way more like annoying billionaire that's like printing around and he don't musk. - I suppose that's true. But he also has incredibly visible wedding and takes over Bezos. took over Venice and spent, you know, $100 million or whatever. I don't mind that though. That's what my billionaire should be doing. 100% take over Venice. Hey, I bought Paris for the night. Yeah, that's what you should do. No one would care. I mean, people would care, but it's better than like the alternative. I gave Leonardo DiCaprio a palace to fuck my wife. Yeah, right. That's what I should be. Exactly. That you're using your money wisely. Yeah, we can all laugh at that a little bit. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah. Like that's what it should be. It should be like absurd purchases and dumb things. Yeah, you look at Taylor Swift rented out Madison Square Garden to have her wedding. Wow, she's got poor taste. That's the end of that. Yeah, yeah. It's not like they said that there was real strawberries on the plants though. Did you hear that? No. No. There were real strawberries on the plants that Taylor Swift's wedding at Madison Square Garden. They were like someone just ripped strawberry plants. You could like put, you could pluck a strawberry off and eat it. That's pretty sick. I do like to do immigrant labor at weddings. Yeah, yeah. There was a bog of cranberries at her wedding that you could forage cranberries. For sure. So your vibrant sun hat and some were your fake papers should ice arrive at any point. She had a fake ice raid at her wedding. A staged ice raid where they could all cosplay. I mean, where are the caterers? I feel like if you're at MSG and you're picking strawberries off of a tree or whatever the fuck, you're probably like, this is pretty insane. I wonder if I've never really never thought I'd be going apple picking at MSG. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see that the New York conventions. Yeah. MSG. Yeah. I wonder what it looked like in there. Horse bro, welcome to America. We all do. I don't. I do. I just picture folding chairs and cold concrete floors. Gotta be freezing. And I know that's not what they did. They turned it into a fucking greenhouse, probably, or something. 20,000 seats. That's my point, though. Like, there's no way to not make that feel like you're in a arena. To make that cozy and warm and romantic and non sterile. It just is too, it's too corporate of a space. Maybe it's just because like she's been doing arenos forever. That's the only thing she feels like. That feels at home. That's her poverty cellar. Yeah. Right. I see. She only stays space. She was like, the ceilings are a little high. Yeah. You could have them lowered. Can we reconstruct MSG for the wedding? Look at us doing a new episode and talking about something that happened weeks ago. It was like a month ago. But we never talked about it. We finally have time to reflect. We wanted to hold our thoughts. But it is, I mean, like, if she wanted an orchard vibe to her wedding, like, who wouldn't go to an orchard for Taylor Swift? I don't know. Yeah. That's what I don't understand. Like, that was the vibe. Like, why not just do it outside? Why don't you just go 45 minutes from New York City? We've also forgotten about that whole thing where she paid those, that couple in Rhode Island for their wedding venue because they had booked it. Yeah. And she's like, said, I'll give you double whatever you paid for your wedding and fund your whole wedding so that we can have it. And then didn't have it there. That's crazy. Travis was like, I don't know, babe. I like stadiums. Yeah. And kind of more of an MSG guy. Okay. Maybe whatever you want. Yeah. I know we were thinking a church, but I'm thinking the most famous arena in America. Listen, I want to do arrowhead. I want an orchard. Let's compromise an MSG arrowhead insane. What's the one arena? What's the one arena that has garden in the name? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's only makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, that's not the only arena that has garden in the name. But there's only like two. It is kind of a convenient spot, though. You got to think. If there are a lot of people that are flying in, but you just based those head, had a MSG had a fucking Leo in a cup chair and fucking Florence or whatever. Ben as yeah. But yeah, Leo was happy about that. Of course. He'd rather be in New York. No. Dude, the amount of people that probably went in New York and just flew out 30 minutes after the ceremony. You don't think that there was the party of the century after that. You didn't see Brady leaving halfway through? Brady left early. Left early. It's the party of the century. Brady's not leaving. Brady is definitely leaving, bro. Brady's going to like go play grab ass with Jake Paul or some dating show, bro. Yeah. Why is he doing that? Okay. I'm glad you asked this. Again, we're weighing in on. Because you guys probably talked about it. Me and Tom? Yeah. Yeah. No, Tom and I didn't. We didn't. Yeah. I know what to talk about. Yeah, yeah. TB. But I had this thought, which was that people have been asking like, why is Tom Brady doing this? Why is he delegitimizing his legacy and his career? And I agree to that. Would that take to some degree? My theory on why he continues to appear in every single commercial he can possibly get his hands on and to do these gimmicky things. My theory in his defense is that he has come to the conclusion that it is so easy for him to make money in his post-career, in a magnitude that is, you know, unheard of. I mean, he's probably making more money now than he was in the NFL, that he's just printing money such that future generations of his family will not have the ease that he has of making this money. So he might as well continue to amass this pile because for him to spend five minutes doing a commercial, at some point, three generations of Brady's from now are going to be back to. Yeah. No, I mean, I got stations and schoolteachers or something and for that guy, hey, here's the $50 million I made from doing a call sheet commercial or work, he has it on something where it's like, yeah, I'll come and I'll film for now. Great. Grand Papa. So my one theory, no, I mean, that's definitely what it is, like, there's, there's money to be made. He's like, not for his jits. Yeah. Maybe that is the way in his defense. The other more cynical version is that he's just like, can't stop and it's just like doing it for himself. I just don't really get like, he's already making a shit on a money from Fox, isn't he? Like 300 million dollars. This is my point. Everyone's like, why does he need more? Why would he accept that commercial? Why would he do this thing when he's got all the money in the world? And my thought is that like 75 mil, it's, yeah, my thought is that he's thinking of like great, great, great, grand children who, I mean, he must be thinking of like, oh, but Sass way or not realizing, bro, that's 375 mil over 10 years, which that's 37, 5 and you're forgetting about tax. So that's 18, that's eight, yeah, I mean, that breaks down to about a million. So he has to give half the fucking Gisele, no, no, he's not giving Gisele a dime and then you think agent has 10% manager, 10% if I'm Tom Brady, all those people are getting fired. Why do you have an agent or a manager if you're Tom, he's down to like $5.6 million off of that contract that he's actually seeing. Which, when you whittle that down through three generations of grifters, think about more, you're forgetting about mortgage, he divides parents to house, all that, all that ends up being for that janitor, great, great, great grandson of his is like, you know, maybe a tank of gas. Yeah. This is something, bro, the 37.5 million dollars a year to call one game a week. Yeah, but in, in 2032, that is not going to be any, no, no, that's not going to be nothing. What about 216, 4, yeah, 264, which isn't my pen that's the last four of Francis's social in no way is that the security code for my debit card? I have, I have no problem with Tom Brady doing the Logan Paul stuff like whatever it's corny, who cares, WWE, it's always like going to be like that. I think it's like, if he wants to do it, who cares? I bet it's just like fucking, I bet it's just like wrestling definitely, it's not always going to be like that. Peyton and Eli did the right thing, they joined every golf club in America. Yeah. No, I know I'm saying like that's what the WWE is like. Oh, I see. Like with like the buildups, the storylines, whatever. But yeah, I mean, I will, I think the commercials, like maybe like, like, like, let's skip a couple, you know, save the legacy, skip a couple commercials, we've moved past this era of saying that celebrities who do commercial endorsements are selling their souls. I don't think he's selling his soul, I just think it's annoying. I don't care about that. People get so annoyed by like Jason Kelsey, too, it's like, I think Tom Brady, Jason Kelsey, they have like a window, same with Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning had like years where it's like, he was in everything and like, that's doing like, he was doing like, leave eye commercials in the shit, like cool commercials. And he's just funny, like he made it cool because he was funny, like, those other, those other two dudes are just like, yeah, they'll have a couple of years and then like someone else loud with a beard will get like, will retire and it's like, okay, now you're that person. But like Jason Kelsey even makes more sense to me than Tom Brady. Like Jason Kelsey kind of hit his peak note ability when he retired. Yeah. So then all of a sudden, all the commercials start rolling in and it's like, he probably like has to take out like why would you not too. You're just running into the fallacy that anybody ever thinks that they have enough. - Yeah, nobody ever thinks they have enough. - They never think they have enough. Tom Brady's like hard to look at now. - They never think they have enough, and it's not as if these guys are like, my assumption is they're not missing their kid's soccer games because of an icy hot comer. - No, no. I don't think so either. - They're missing their kid's soccer games 'cause they don't like their kids. - Correct, yeah, they don't want to be there. - 'Cause their kids continue to expect handouts. - Yeah, exactly. - But it's like, you see Shaq do an icy hot commercial and you're like, dude, you're 60 years old and you make plenty of money from inside the NBA, like you have whatever, all this. You're franchised up the wazoo. Why are you doing that? And I think, again, another assumption is just that it's not as much time as we think. - What do you mean, like doing all that stuff? - I don't think that the work, I don't think Shaq is working harder now than he was in his playing career. - No, I definitely know. - Maybe call it 15 hours of work a week. Five of which is shooting a commercial that pays him two million bucks. It's not that big of a deal. - Like he's not spending on days on set with the general, like working out his lines with the general. He's like, he's in the green screen studio and he looks cross-eyed of the camera for 10 seconds. They just give him his fucking 100 mil. - We look at Tom Brady and you're like, why doesn't he pass up on that commercial? And it's like because it doesn't, it's not mine. Like what else is he gonna do? - Yeah, he's got nothing else to do. There's no point. - Except for fuck Jeff Bezos, there's wife. - Fuck Jeff Bezos's wife, get his puke fat removed. Even more, this is what fat? - The puke fat, he has no puke fat, dude. - I didn't say bucle. - Isn't that what it is? - Is it bucle? - Or buckle? - I thought it was a puke. - It's bugle. - That's what I said. - It's definitely not bucle. Bugle fat? - Buccle. - Buccle or buckle? - It's bugle fat. - It's not bucle. It's either buckle or buckle. - It's 1,000% not buckle. - It's actually buckle. - Buckle. - Charls, buckle. - It's buckle? - What? - Yes, bitch. - No fucking way. - I've never heard anyone say that ever. - Buckle. - Is that how you would have said it? - I've never heard this word in my life. - Really? - So I was just trying to muddy a water. - It's because you don't have to get milk. - Yeah, you don't got it. (laughing) - I would have thought buckle fat was waste fat where you have to unbuckle your pants a little more. - I thought it was bucle for a few years and then I went to a place that gave me an inside the mouth massage. - And they said buckle? - It's bitchin' fuckin' in my cheek. - That's crazy. I do, I swear. I feel like everyone pronounces it as buke. - I know and this Asian lady who's in my mouth. - I'm willing to admit I'm wrong, but I feel like that's not uncommon to pronounce it that way. - No, this is like, this is revelatory. This is big news, Darren revelatory. - Well, regardless, Tom Brady looks like his buckle fat was vacuum sealed out of his body. - Yeah, he looks like he's about to pop out of his standing coffin at a fucking night terror show. - Yeah, I just don't know why he did all that. - He looks like someone stuck a vacuum around his lips. - Yeah, he's going to suck all the air out of his mouth. - Yeah, I don't understand how many times people have to see celebrities get a bunch of work done and it looks bad. What happens when that happens? Because Tom Brady going thinking like, I'm gonna be the one that gets it right. - Many of them do. They have the best plastic surgeons. - But respect on the Kardashian gender family. - But a lot of them are like mangled. - None of them are, bro. Their plastic surgeon is Michelangelo. - Yeah. - And dude, it is who's, which one of them is mangled? And then pull up a recent picture of them. - Kendall, Chloe. - Even their, the mom is, the mom looks like. - You're just naming them. You don't even believe what you're saying. - You're just listing them. - The mom. - The mom is the one who did the best. Everyone raved about the work that she had done. - The mom looks so young right now. The mom is popular pussy in Central Bay. - He's currently working with Kylie on her implants. - I would say that Kim Kardashian is basically funding a Benjamin button lifestyle, but you wouldn't understand that, and I don't want to unpack that again. - I don't understand that at all. - 70 years old. She got it. - What's the point? Like what's the point of this? - Like so you're 70 and you look like you're 40. So what, like now what? - She wants to look hot. Women can't want to look hot. Jesus Christ, dude. - When you're 70, you're going to want to look 90? - 70, I want to look 70. - I don't think so. You say that now, just because your whole life you've been trying to look 70. - But what is, what happens when she goes out? Like she goes out with her friends. - Pretty cool. - Who all look like they're supposed to be in fucking nursing homes. - All of her friends are doing this shit too. She only hangs out with people that are part of the tribe. - I just feel like it's more like confusing, you know? Like what's his name? Travolta? That fucking lunatic. - Yeah, some people get it wrong, but Travolta also went under the knife at a time when that, it was too soon. - Travolta's like 95 and he looks like he's 30 years old. - No, I think he looks wrong. - He looks wrong, but he doesn't look how old he is. - Oh, I think he, I mean. Oh, he's literally like 75. - The picture, though. - Actually, he doesn't look as bad as I thought. The bald look is a good look for him. - What the, what the, what the race? - He's 72. - He's, he's who Jack Harlow was making the album for. (laughing) - The soul brothers. - All I wanna do is spend some time on the love with you. - I just don't get like what's his goal here? Like so, like he looks like that. - To look as young as possible and his version of handsome. - He looks like fucking, he should be on like kick. - Yeah, but look at the blue. - He should be live streaming on kick. - Look at the movie, like look how old Greece is, bro. Look how, look, like that's like an old time, they didn't even have like the cameras that that was filmed on were probably like hand-crank cameras. Like that's an old, that's an old person. - I'm just saying. - I don't wanna, I'm gonna say it. Dying in this fashion has to be a tough way to die. Like when people see you, leaving a pretty boy. - Oh my god, he was just a boy. (laughing) - Only the good die, young man. - He was just a kid. - Gone too soon, gone too soon. - And what if he falls down? If you're walking down the street and he falls down in front of you? - I'm going to rip. - Oh, you're not helping him 'cause you're like kids that you don't learn how to fall. - You can get up yourself. - You can bounce right back up. - No one knows, there's a great young man in there screaming for help, begging for help. (laughing) - Dude, meanwhile, did you guys see the pick of John Cena walking this week? - No, I don't think so. - Can you pull that up? Like John Cena is walking like he's fucking 85 years old. - Really? I watched that Hulk Hogan documentary and the wear and tear on the bodies of wrestlers is something I would not wish on my worst family. - Yeah, yeah, they get fucked up really bad. - That guy Brian Johnson was, he said he's learning the dunk and he said that like when you land from a dunk, a poor guy. - Dude, I know this, that's lower back pain. - Yeah. - I know that feeling. - I feel that way every morning. - I think on him smushed in the back of the car like that. That wasn't even the one I was talking about. - Oh man. - Poor guy. - Yeah, that's really bad. And I know that feeling and there's really, I've been talking to Ron about it. Ron sent me a lower back workout. - His stretching thing? - It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my whole life. And I've gone through divorce. - It's not even stretching out for today. - Nothing compared to the 12 minute fucking hell thing. He sent me. - What's the workout? - It's like a 12 minute, it's like a lower back. I mean, it's just a lot of like standing with like a kind of pronated lunge and you, it's like a movement of like your arms meant to kind of correct the, like the so-ass and the. - You basically do stand at 45 degrees and you put all of the tension in your world into a three inch area in your lower back muscles that have never been worked before. - Can you just show with this? - Does it feel good? I do it against this. It's like for like 12 minutes. - Basically doing crunches for your lower back at an angle where you're like after three minutes, I was like no more. - But like if you go to the like comments of that video, it's like an evangelist church. Like it's like people who are like Jesus saved my life. - Oh yeah. - Like there's, it's completely fundamentally changed - Has that done more for you than the stretching? - Stretching app is my one A, to bend app is my one A, but that's like, that was, there was a time in my life where that was huge for me. - My problem is that there's probably a hundred things like that that I'm not doing which I should do all of them and I don't know which to choose. I'm not gonna do them all. In fact, I might not do any. - Yeah. - It's sometimes easier just to do none. - I just got a fascia guy. - You did? - Yeah, I gotta give you my fascia guy. I haven't even gone to him yet. - What's your fascia guy? - Fascia is like a network that goes through your whole body that's like linked up and these people go in and break it up, they're like fucking knuckle you and shit like that, but they say it fixes everything. - That's how they start and then they foment regime change and like lose privacy. - Well, they just love like that. reaching you a government and like a heavy-handed police state where everybody kind of has to agree with the leader. Is that sounds like kind of like a chiropractor, like they're just fucking you up and then you have to go back? I think that this is a safe tension relieved again. I think this is safer than a chiropractor because they're not messing with anything structural like your spine, but they'll go in and like your foot, you know what I mean, or like your ankle or something like that. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like that that shit has to have gone wrong at some point. Like the getting the when they put the towel around your neck and they rip your head off. Dude, I know, I know a guy that got ahead of a stroke when they did that. Really? He got paralyzed. He had a stroke. No. I swear to God. I was on a bachelor party. The fucking famous ass bachelor party I went on and there was a guy on it who like he fucking, he got his neck cracked. They broken artery and fucking he had a stroke. Oh my god, like standard readjustment at a chiropractor. Oh my god. Imagine being the chiropractor. Oh shit. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Rod, help. I don't know what happened to your own practice. His head's just sitting on the ground. Fuck, fuck, have you seen the grubber? What? Have you seen the grubber? No, no, never heard of it. The movie with a well grubber, you would love my grubber. He's got these symbols, this crack squad of guys like former Navy Seals and whatever to do his like mission with him. And he loads up this van filled with C4 explosives that they're going to take and all his guys are sitting in the van and he's like, I got the best team in a van. I got all the C4 in the world and it explodes and he like sky high and he runs over and he's like no, no, no, no, no, guys, guys, somebody call 911. It's like obliterated. I gotta watch that mover Saturday night live. That has to be one of the last Saturday night live sketches that got named to us. Oh, oh, it was it was one of those. Yeah. Who's in it? Is that David Spade? Will Forte, Kristen Wig. I mean, dude, Ryan Felipe is in it a lot of sort of SNL type people, oh, Val Kilmer's the bad guy. The name is Cunth. Peter Valkovs, I think or something like that. It's pretty funny. Maya Rudolph. Dude, it's a very funny movie. Actually, there's parts of it that are so fucking funny. Uh, yeah, I give this give this a whirl. A Maurice out of my or well. Yeah. I'm going to have to watch that. I'm going to have to give that a go. 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It's got a calendar of yeah that's that's that's what people were thinking and then the gay rumours and then they what but then they ended up showing him getting like wheeled out of his house but they never actually showed him right they just showed a body. Yeah, that could have been one of his twinks. Yeah, I just saw yeah, a line of sad boys more than you could actually see the seams where they had sewn his skin together from all the disparate chunks they assembled. They had a master puzzle maker coming overnight him to back to the U.S. But the one tells destroyed by his arm was beyond repair so they had to get a local a Iranian man's arms. If you look at it, the thumb is in the same place on both arms. They only had two left arms. That was the big tell. They had a they were flush with thumbs at the organ farm. Yeah, there was a they released some video of him yesterday talking about like the bombings or the us attacking Iran. That was pretty crazy. Just like some super long interview of like him in his office just talking about it. Can you can you pull up an image of him that does make we think that it's less likely that he was gay, because if he was gay, you'd think that he'd have his Buckel fat taken care. True. You know, maybe he didn't have enough money for it, but that's a guy rich in Buckel fat where it's like if he had the Tom Brady jaw, you know, I think that he'd be more expected and seen as a straight center. But do you think he's playing like you could have been playing straight with the Buckel fat? Oh, she straps on Buckel fat every day. With the Buckel fat? Yeah, he puts Buckel fat on his face every every morning like a clown like clown makeup. Yeah, exactly. It's like that. You sure watch the Aaron Hernandez documentary. Yeah. We're like the gay the one gay NFL dude was talking about like how he was super fat in the NFL, because he didn't want people to know he was gay. Oh, it was like a with an interview of a guy that was in the NFL that actually like not Aaron Hernandez, like an actual gay guy in the NFL. Michael Sam or Carl Nassib. I don't know. I don't remember because there's only been three. There's definitely more only three confirmed. Yeah. Is Hernandez the third or no? Yeah, yeah. Hernandez. See, I don't even think that counts. Using that he's gay like Lindsey Graham, like to anybody else. Yeah. To the extent that it matters. To the extent in which it matters. I don't think Aaron Hernandez is gay. Yes. Aaron our star titan did execute a man. However, he was gay, which is the bigger story. I don't know how to cover it up. I feel like it's like it's just the Hernandez playbook that they're running with Lindsey Graham. They mean they had one dude that he was friends with their Hernandez in like middle school being like, yeah, he was gay. He was gay. We were gay together back in eighth grade. Why would that? Why would they lie about that though? If you died, there'd be no one. No one would come out of the woodwork and be like, yeah, me and Sass were sucking each other off. Under the jungle gym in sixth grade. No. What do you mean that's what everyone does? That's why all Lindsey Graham's twinks came out of the closet and we're like, we all fucked Lindsey Graham once he died. No, that was known before he was dead. Why would you have to answer that in 2018? I don't think so. He denied it in 2018. Put it all to bed. From 2018 on, I've been operating under the assumption that Lindsey Graham is a straight man. Right when he dies, everyone tries to tarnish his image. I mean, look, is it too much to ask at least in my life that I will die, you know, surrounded by a group of young, hot men jerking me off. Into Valhalla. We've got the watch. Don't wear a gram. We've got the watch. See you in Valhalla brother. Valhalla brother crossed the river sticks, but instead of like the souls of all the dead, it's just the souls of your unborn kids because it's so coming. The coming river sticks. God, have you guys seen the Odyssey? No, I haven't. Speaking of the river sticks. I really want to see it and I'm going to see it. I think this week are next week, but I was going to see I wanted to see it in the 70 the eye matter. So yeah, I wanted to see it in that just because like everyone talks about how much better it is and how you're missing like half the movie if you don't see it in that. But then I'll say I tweet, tweet stumbled upon my timeline yesterday. I have someone seeing it in 40x. And I think I might have to see it in 40x on that too. It looks great. You're on a boat. You're literally picking. What else 40x? You leave wet. You leave the theater soaked. Oh, like they're on a boat in the clip. Like you got it. Look at this. I'm pretty sure. Look at this. And this is just out of theater. But you got to wait till the mists comes on. Oh my God. They spray mist. I got where how much water do they have and where is it? Where the water? They have those. Like the theater right by my apartment has one of those. What happens if you get up to go to the bathroom, the middle of the movie out. You better lash yourself to the mask. They're following our over like fucking John Travolta and piss off the side of the boat. Yeah. Throw up. Bring me the bucket. He's not got a sea legs under him. Do you think that that that's like regular AMC employees with like a bucket of water? Oh, like fucking the Saunee in a popcorn bucket. I bet that's their only thing. Like it's 40x. But I bet that they just they'd showed everything they had in that one clip. Yeah. For sure. Is the water and the then the chairs move. I thought 40x was the active ingredient in the ayahuasca. But no, I would definitely see it in that. I think that would be pretty cool to be honest. Yeah. That's one movie I have to see. A lot of people have been worried about the spoilers for it. I don't think you the movie. Tell me you're not familiar with Greek mythology that telling me you're out there. Yeah. This is fucking this is homer, bro. This shit is fucking 5,000 years old. Yeah. I sent that clip to bow yesterday and he was like, it sucks that you already saw spoilers just from that. And I was like, bro, I don't know what the movie's even about. Some kind of hard to spoil. There's no way to spoil any of it. You could watch the last five minutes and be like, okay, like it's not so will not be spoiled for me. I'm going in completely blank. It's also like the story that all stories are based on. Yeah. Like an Odyssey. It's like a genre of movie is like going on an Odyssey. It's just like the pure form of that. I almost got the book at the airport when I was coming back from Wyoming. And then everyone was like, you don't want to read that. I would be dense. You might want to read though. No, you're just going to see the movie. Well, there's a lot. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. But what I read it when I kind of watch Matt Damon. Well, I read it when I could watch Elliot Page. Elliot Page in the one go. Come on, bro. Get with the discourse. If you're not going to fucking know the story, at least know the discourse. Lupita Noongo's in it. Travis God is in it. Travis in it. Fucking half a ways in it, bro. I knew I was on the red carpet with her. I knew it was in it. Oh, shit. I didn't know Zee was in it, though. Have you seen people? Have you seen people callings and day as Zee? As shit calls me. Who's calling her Zee? People on Twitter call her Zee. They're like Zee, like Zee and Tom are so perfect together. That's so terrible. Yeah, it's awful. Have you seen that tweet of the person being like it's like it's Zee and Tom and they're sitting at like a coffee shop in between two black people and then the tweets like it's it's so crazy like how comfortable Tom is around minorities. It's just a photo of them sitting at a coffee shop. There just happens to be two black people there. And he's not spazzy. That's like what did you think he was going to do? He's not acting like we got a lashing. I don't want any trouble. We're just trying to finish our forever. Yeah, what stacked fucking cast. Can we pull up what they all made as well? Because this will blow your fucking mind. What did they get paid a lot? Well, that Zee is getting paid less than M.D. No. Yeah, bro. Damon 15, Holland 10, Zee. Oh, you know, that two million difference stirred up a lot of problems. Halfway seven, bro. Halfway's been on the scene for how long? They're on six. No one go. Halfway's like LeBron. That's like the LeBron deal. She wants everyone else to get paid. Oh, she took the vet men. Yeah, she took the vet men. And she'll play small four. I heard that. Halfway's going to run point guard a little bit. I'm frustrated by trying to see this in IMAX as well and seeing how every theater showing of IMAX is sold out from now until forever. Yeah, because I wanted to see Oppenheimer in IMAX. I wish I saw that in IMAX. And by the time it basically, there was never a moment where it wasn't sold out until it was out of theaters. I will say that one IMAX theater in Manhattan, they reshoew a lot of those movies like interstellars playing there. I saw I can't wait until a year from now to see this. Everyone's going to spoil it. And once you've seen it. And once you've seen it the first time, like you can't go back. Like the first time I saw saw Oppenheimer, I was in like a Jen pop. airplane seat with like, it was like one of the old Delta planes. Just as he intended it, it was like, I could see it all in my vision, like, if I squinted, it was very tiny and that like completely changed it. You can't go back and see Interstellar now. No. Once you've experienced it already. No. I think you could. I would watch out. I would go see Oppenheimer and I, Max, today. You should book the wheelchair. And I've seen that movie. I have tried. And you stand. I have tried to rent a wheelchair. If you've seen that, when people book the wheelchair seat, not knowing that there's no chair, it's just space. Yeah. I saw, I saw a photo of some dude just standing at the space like he thought there was going to be a seat. I mean, I would do it and bring like a soccer sideline chair. Yeah, definitely. And be like, where are your wheels? Oh, they're in the shop. Yeah. Getting fixed. Yeah. They did that to Nate. Nate booked it. That's what it was. That's what I was thinking about. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to reference another tweet because I've referenced like nine tweets this episode. That's what it is. That is what it was. I was on Twitter for a while yesterday. A lot of Twitter. Nate booked a companion seat for the thing. And everybody knew that he was in a companion seat or a Gooch book that they traded seats. He was in the companion seat and he was bugging out about it, no pun intended. And then they sent an intern in a wheelchair to be like, hey, are you my companion for the day? Yeah. Are you my companion? I'm Tom. I think about this. Does this make sense, Nate? Can you tell what? Does this make me an asshole to say that? Do you remember what I heard? I don't think so. Let's just take care of him. No. It was very cool. Fucking funny. It was really funny. The fact that he went through with it. Like he was tweaking out about having someone come. And Nate was the whole, he kept on going out to the lobby and like making videos talking about it being like, I feel like such a fucking bad person. Like, I was sitting next to the guy halfway through the guy was like, hey, like, you ever got me a water? The movie's going on right now. I just want to say I fucking hate dudes and anybody who buys the companion tickets for a sold out fucking movies, I fucking hate you and I hope you all fucking die. As a companion, so Nate's making videos in line. Oh. It's bugging. Yeah. And Nate didn't know that this was an intern. Yeah. That worked here. Yeah, no, it was an intern that worked here. What a good bit. Yeah. But. Yeah. And then the end of the movie stood up and gave it a red. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Cause he got a fat of his wheelchair. But he booked that seat day of, bro, for the actual wheelchair. If you just use one of our office wheelchairs that they have for our morbidly obese co-workers. Yeah. But the problem is like, people would like if someone recognizes friends. Whatever, bro, so you got knee surgery in the wheelchair solo, I'm going to be the wheelchair section tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be your companion. We go. Yes. I'm about to have knee surgery. Let's go. Hello. This is my gimp. Can I go to a latex mask? I shall. He needs a companion. Do you get unlimited companions like you do when you're boarding, boarding a plane and you have a sprained ankle and you get to bring 15 people on the flight with you? The, uh, the old Indian parent trick, like a row of, uh, anyone needs pre boarding and it's 75 people for a guy with a, with a broken collarbone. It was, uh, if you go back to Clemmer's Instagram, it was the second picture. I had, uh, I overheard, I had my flight home from San Francisco. I had Delta one and I was sort of, I'd dallyed a bit in the lounge. Yeah. Of course. And, um, by the time that I got to the plane, pretty much everyone, most people had boarded and there was a mother and her daughter who were still there and I overheard them saying like, apparently there are two first class seats still available and one, they're waiting on one person to show up and if that guy doesn't show up, we were going to get the seats they said and I was like, that sucks. No, I was like, get out of my fucking seat. What do you think about it? Who do you think you are? Don't even eye up my seat. I mean, that sucks for that person though. I would be so mad. See you and you pull up. A fuck. Yes, I am the one that will not allow for the mother and daughter to take the seats. With a venty coffee cup full of brownies, I overheard what you were hearing. You were hoping for and I'd be inclined to give it to you, but I don't want your daughter to be raised in an entitled fashion, I think that first class seats are there. Well, one of them probably got it. I suppose. Yeah. Who do you think gets it in that scenario? The mom. The mom. Yeah. Has to be. Yeah. Has to be. For sure. The, uh, the guy that I was telling you guys about sold me out, yeah, that's him standing up in the theater. Put up for the guy who, uh, and they sent another, they sent another intern who bought another seat to take these pictures. Like that's somebody else who got a seat that day. They both got seats that day. Well, the companion, uh, I'm confused a little bit because if, if someone shows up in a wheelchair and you've got the companion seat, you're not necessarily displaced unless that person has a companion with them, yeah, at which point you have to relinquish the companion seat. Yeah, definitely. The wheelchair doesn't displace the companion seat. No, it doesn't. That's what the companion seats for. Yeah, he said his mom was supposed to take it in that guy and I see it. So they had a guilt trip play for, yeah, like, oh, yeah, I was supposed to call him my mom, but they said someone already had the companion seat. Yeah. My mom and I were supposed to have these seats, but someone had a first class ticket. But the guy who I bought this jewelry from, he said he was flying with his wife and four kids to Tel Aviv and he, uh, at the gate, he was like, it's going to be like 200 a bag or something like that. And he was like, are there like first class seats? And he was able to upgrade himself for like $800 and he got two first class seats. And he just went back and told his wife, he's like, hey, like, it could be me and like one of the kids or like me, me and you. And then the kids, but like, the kids are like three years old and like five years old. They can't be back there alone. So he just completely fucked over the wife. That's got to be the argument of the century. Are you in the center? He never said you and the kids. No, no, no. He was like, I, but he got from it for himself. Oh, that's bad. And he was like, man, I slept. I woke up. I was refreshed. Oh, man. That's bad. He was like, hey, you guys figure it out amongst yourselves. One time I was dating this girl and we were on a flight and I got upgraded and she didn't. Yeah. And I gave the guy next to her my first class seat so that I could come sit with her in coach and I did not receive a blowjob in the bathroom for him, which is why the relationship ended. Yeah. What about when you got home? Was there any quid for the pro quo? I mean, given up that, given up that, how long was the flight? It was like a two and a half hour flight to Florida. The first class. Yeah, you would. And for a two hour flight. Yeah. Well, I'd rather her have it than some random guy. I'd rather be able to chill with the boys in the back. Yeah, it's true. I'd rather be here. I'd rather go to two fingers. I like part of my head. I take gestures. I like to be gallant. It makes me feel good. But it would have been gallant if you said, why don't you go sit up for his class? I'm going to sit back here and go. She wouldn't have done it. She would have. No. And you would still be together. Probably all you had to do is just give her the first class. I can't be with somebody who insists on coming back to sit and coach. I want a winner. I want someone who believes they should be in first class. I've given up my first class he wants, and it was because I was already sitting down and I was like, I'm not. I remember you told us. I was the first seating comfort plus or the last seat in Erno or the first seat on the flight, which is the worst one that that's he'd suck. Oh, I like that seat. Oh, you don't get to have your bag. I don't mind. I need my bag. Why? I have all of my things in it. And I needed it. I needed arm's reach. You can't take the things. How many things do you need during the flight? It depends on how long the flight is, but I mean, if it's a long flight, I've got like toys to play with. A suction cup. They just spin and put on the window and spin. Essentially. Yeah. I mean, I have turbulence. I need my bobbet. I have a thing for this. Yeah. I mean, I try. I bring the laptop. I mean, the gaming laptop is, I think it's a piece of shit. I've said it a thousand times. Don't buy one. Waste of money. Try to play a game on the plane going to Vegas. You can't load a game. Can't play any games. I have games downloaded to the computer, but you have to log into like steam, which is like the where all the games are to play the game. So I can't play the game, battle nets the same way. So then I'm like, okay, this thing's a piece of shit. Pull out the rug, the handheld, you've got a couple games in. So you have a backup? I have the backup because the laptop, I got to like sell it or something. It might be, it might be a good idea to sell it. If anybody wants the backup, I'll sell it for two K. How much did you pay for it? More. Never saying. You've said it. We can look it up, but you can't you know what I want people to look up remember And when we said all of our goals, when was that and what were they? I can't imagine I've hit one of those, man, I don't remember that. It was for the show. It was goals for the show. I do remember. Well, I feel like I asked you guys what your goals were. No, it was me. It was me and you one time. Sass wasn't there. Sass was fucking fishing. You're right. We wouldn't talk about the future if he was here. Stell blue coffees, new can lattes are here, crafted with a 100% Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors, espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, Stell blue cans are for those always on the go. And for those who care, Stell blue is more than just great coffee. 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I think we probably want it to be like, we're going to have like certain number of big guests, certain number of like activities or some shit like that. That's probably the one we didn't hit. You know where I always see on the map that I'm dying to go with you, boys? Fucking Edinburgh, bro. I need to get to Edinburgh with you guys. Why? Why Edinburgh? Just fucking come. Why? What's there? Why wouldn't you want to go? I don't know much about it. There's a magical city. Why don't you go learn when you get there? Magical. Yeah. Doesn't sound too magical. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. No, I have. I don't know why I said that. I'd have never been there though. Just joking. Did I tell you guys about how I fucked up my espresso machine? How did you? Oh man. Jerry was just asking me about that thing. Mine? Yeah. It's too much for him. He said is it, does it like, is he have to wake up like four hours early and start getting to work? No, but it does take 15 minutes. Oh, that's not bad. 10 to 15 minutes. 10 minutes to make a really good coffee. Oh, that's not bad at all. What happened? Do you love some gravel into it? You're going to laugh. This is insane. So you know, I had one. I loved it. I brought it to my place upstate. Then I thought I would use my shity or one at home in Brooklyn when I was here. Realize I can't live that way. Wait, wait, you brought like the La Marzoco? Yeah, I brought that out. Crazy one upstate. Yeah. Okay. Got it. And then I thought I could just use my shity or one here. But then I realized that once you go La Marzoco, you can't go. Back. So you needed another. So I needed another La Marzoco. I bought another. This was a while ago. This was before I had stopped spending those are like 10 grand. No, they're four and a half. But I bought another one and I bought it for here. And of course, I really liked the custom wood accents that I purchased for the one upstate. And I thought I can't have one with stock knobs. Yeah. I need the custom wood accents for this one. I bought a red one for Brooklyn. Turns out I didn't need the custom wood accents because the red one looks good with the plastic black knobs. Yeah, yeah. Shouldn't have done it. But we are where we are. Yeah, of course. And when the knobs on the way, when the custom wood accents arrived for the red one in Brooklyn, I thought I don't need to hire the guy from Brooklyn, Queens, espresso repair to come install these. I think I have a decent handle on how to do it myself. No. Yeah. And it's a classic mistake. I thought I could just do it with sheer strength. So you broke it. That's like the ultimate, like, like, just adult man move. Bro, let me tell you something. Just be like, I'm going to fix this and then you just destroy it. I didn't really look up how to do it. Yeah. I kind of did and started to, I didn't have the tools. Yeah. So you just ripped it off. You just started to unscrew the knobs. There's a steam knob and a hot water knob. And I started to unscrew them. And I was like, man, this is really hard. Like it was, it was so hard, but they weren't meant to be unscrewed. But they were continuing to just move a tiny bit. So I started to use my other hand to support any time you have to use that amount of pressure. You're doing something wrong. And I was getting it. And then I finally did get it. And then I screwed my custom wooden abs on to replace them. But then when I tried to use them, nothing was happening. So I called the Brooklyn Clean's Dispressor Repair Guy, Jimmy, he must have been furious. He came. And he was in my apartment, well, he, I had to schedule him. It took me like two weeks. I had to, he came when I wasn't home and he called me and he was like, dude, in my 20 years of working on these machines, I've, how did you do this? I was like, he was like, it's broken. All of this, all the screws and the nuts inside are like war, he goes, did you do this with your bare hands? And I go, yeah. And he goes, he starts laughing and he goes, you must be the strongest guy on earth. I go, Jimmy, I'm not happy about this. And he goes, yeah, I don't mean to laugh. But if there is a plus, you're the strongest person I've ever met. And I'm like, dude, I know I'm strong. Yeah. Okay. So I have a espresso machine. Why do you think I brute forced my way to break the Ferrari of espresso machines that I own? You warped the metal. You like inside. Yeah. Yeah. Strip the screws. I basically, I didn't just strip him. I like popped him. So like, lug nuts and the, the, the things like that. And he was like, I've never seen this before. He couldn't stop laughing about it. And it, I felt really sick to my stomach. So we're seeing if the warranty covers, it's a compliment though. Covers human destruction, human rage, pure, I'm going to just pure force my way through that. It is really like, it's a good rule to follow. Like if you're, if you, if you're trying to fix something or repair something or build something and, and, and it's taking more than your natural strength to do it where you need to get the other arm involved, it's not the right thing to do. I know. I was breaking it. I can picture the faces you were making, like the sound like, yeah, I literally like off my feet. Yeah. Straight. I was using my like full body weight to just turn it, but I've got myself in moments like that where I've done that. And like halfway through, I'm like, if it's this hard, there's no way. This is how it's supposed to be. See, that is the correct way to think my thought process is, wow, think of how many weak men have not been able to do this. They've, this machine just, this whole instruction manual, all of that is for people who weren't division one athletes. Exactly. So my dad used to do everything. He's just break shit constantly. Like, oh, this must be how you do it, snaps and a half broken. It's just how, like, it's how everyone tries to do things. Yeah. PFT was telling a story that like he bought a place upstate in like Indiana, some beach town, and there's golf carts. It's a golf cart neighborhood and him and like the beef, like tried to like fix a golf cart. And they spent like 16 hours on it to try and save $500 and then 16 hours later, they have to buy a new $10,000 golf cart. Full of golf cart. Yeah. Everything because they like spent time away from their families to to fix this golf cart that they destroyed. Yeah, but you can't put a dollar value on the satisfaction of doing it yourself or with a buddy. And the problem. Yeah. And the problem there is that they pair eyes on it. You pair like none of us know the correct and fastest way to do it ourselves. So one, we get into the weeds of a repair like that. We get frustrated and you start just breaking and then you're like, I'm going to cut some corners. I'm just going to pull on this as hard as I possibly can. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to go my own way. I'm going to take the route, the road less travel and put all my weight into twisting this knob off of its fucking hinges. I mean, even like furniture, like setting up furniture. I never read them out. I'm just. Did you watch a YouTube video? I sort of did, but there's always a YouTube video. I think halfway through I saw like LeBron top 10 poster dunks of all time. You just watched that instead and with your other two hands. Yeah. Yeah. I posterized the machine. Yeah. I got me so fired up that I you're watching the chase down block on Andre. Yeah, exactly. Smack this shit out of your Lamar soko. Oh, what a block by James. I remember being a kid and going over to my friend's house Christmas day and I was looking at the gifts that he got. And he got like a like a remote control helicopter and I broke it immediately. And it was the same thing it was like I was like why is this like it this should be like twisting Shouldn't it snap it in half? No, yeah, Christmas ruined Everyone's pissed. Yeah, how did you come out of that? Apologizing you're like I'm Jewish. I don't This doesn't mean anything No, I thought you guys have eight days of this no Would you just get seven more of these That is brutal. Oh my God. That's a apparent thing dude on Christmas this year I spent like the I spent two hours putting together some kind of like Play set inside my house that they didn't even look at and like just two months later I just saw it in our like recycling room Just like it's just thrown out. Oh really? They never played with it tossed Yeah, I know my whole life is just gonna be December 24th Destruction of things terrible Well, Ron. That's one way to look at it another way to look at it is that you have built a beautiful family That will support you all the way through your life with love and and stuff like that Yeah, whereas I'm just building things for to distract myself from how lonely I am Yeah, you're building a destroyer. Yeah, you can invite the espresso guy over again. Yeah, I Just broke again bad news we mean, bro, you don't got to rip the knobs off for me to come over here Remember that espresso machine you worked on? Yeah, fuck it up again Want to come over some beers this time? Bring your own mug. How about I make you a cop after you fix it? Jimmy what a legend. I can't believe that that's the only guy in that business Maybe you need to get into that business so you can just meet meet fellow espresso heads Yeah, good networking tool. Hey, you should start like an espresso club Where you guys go to a different machine every week Home espresso club. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. You guys run to an espresso place I think I'm too old in life at this point to learn anything now. Well, that's definitely not true I think it's over. What do you mean learn any you have to learn new things? I think I'm full Yeah, I think it's it's over if anything I need to start. I need to start taking things to good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I need to purge my mind. I waska because right now I know too much I'm I know to I know how to do too many things Well, it doesn't sound like you do because you destroyed your espresso machine. Yeah, because that's a new thing Yeah, so you gotta learn it. No, I'm not gonna you gotta learn how to take those knobs off yourself If I learn how to do that then how does the friendship with Jimmy come to be maybe you call him next time and you say Jimmy You'll never get I got figured out how to do the knobs turns out there's a couple screws inside You just kind of pop those out and they slip right off. Yeah, you remember your job turns out it's not hard Yeah, turns out they have like Chad G. B.T. He just told me how to do it in one paragraph Now that you're gonna have so much free time on unemployment. Let's go get a beer. Yeah, let's go grab a beer celebrate your retirement And a espresso man cosplaying as a craftsman Sad tails all this time. Yeah, that's a coupsman. That's a coupsman 101 right there He went to he went to high school with Jordan Jensen who Jimmy. Oh, really? Yeah He's like your comedian. Do you know Jordan Jensen and I was like do I yeah, yes, I do Where did where does a yeah, she said your name on Rogan one time? Yeah, yeah, she talked about me on Rogan. Yeah, yeah, we're very close She mislabeled me on Rogan consider her one of my best friends. She from the city of New York. I have no I know I don't think so And they both wound up here What are the odds? What are the odds that two people from high school could end up in New York City? Wow Two kids done made it good. They made it out and he's an espresso repair man. He expresses repairs as pressos That should be his model. How often do you think he hears the ex and express so do you think people ever throw at him? No one with a machine like that is calling an espresso. Whoa. What's that supposed to mean? Means it's top notch. It's a top notch machine. You're saying that black people can't afford I wasn't even thinking about black people. Oh, okay. Well, but now I am Don't get me riled up Dude, that was such a good joke by By Zack Galfanakis when he hosted SNL what he said he said that He was talking about how he uses ax body spray and then the everybody is up a lot of black friends who call it ask body spray Something like that. Oh, so well done He was a good comic. Oh, yeah, really good. He's a special the what's it called the Something room. Yeah, the purple something where he sits at the piano and does the yeah, I think he's funny. Yeah, he's really good Yeah, he did Liderman. Yeah, back when Liderman was like the thing. Yeah. Yeah, he's very funny. Yeah And now now where's Liderman, you know Doing that but doing that cool show and Netflix. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's all the next guess needs no introduction He's not starting any fucking beef with Logan Paul. He's just being graceful about his no buckle fat removed No buckle fat still there. He is a fat beard now fat ass beard Rick Rubin beard delicious beard. Yeah Um, what else is there anything else? No, we have uh Steve Garbin coming in so check check for that episode that will be coming out We're about to record that right after this so check for that episode that will be coming out soon That'll be coming out on Tuesday the 11th of August Nice. Is that true? Yes. Holy shit All right, already we will see you guys next week. Thank you (upbeat music)