Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872

[MUSIC] All right, we are back and this is my first podcast here in a while. I know that a lot of people obviously heard the news. And saw last week's episode where Christina hosted it. And I don't feel a need to say a lot to people. But it bothered me that a lot of people were like, I can't believe you would make her go address this alone or do this on her own. Which couldn't be further from the truth. So the truth is that we have been recording separate episodes for a long time now. Because everything that people know is not new to us. It's been many, many months. So this is not brand new to us. It's new, I guess. >> Wait, you guys didn't just decide that day to get a divorce. >> That wasn't that day, yeah, it wasn't that day. >> That's not, here at the whole time, I'm thinking, man. >> This happened today. >> It just happened, yeah. >> It was a big life decision like that. I'm like, take it to the internet. >> Yeah, it was many months and we record separately. So her episode was first after our return. So she addressed it first. It was never like, hey, you go handle this. It was just kind of the timing of how that worked. And we both decided to record separately. That's just what we're doing. It's been a horrible experience. So I just wanted to let people know it's privately, it's horrible. It's a long experience. It's emotionally a roller coaster. Your emotions change often many times in a day. If anyone's ever been through it or knows anyone that's like it's not, you don't feel the same all the time. And it's really tough on you. Like personally, it's really tough. Going, having it be public is, it's awful. You know, I can only tell you that it's awful. >> I mean, when I see, you know, your time in Christina from back in the day to me still as well. >> Yeah. >> Video games till five o'clock in the morning. I got a call in sick. You guys are in that little shanty out back of that dude's house. I'm Redondo and Christina's inviting me over for real meals. >> Yeah. I'm Dodging Bullets on Coranda let just to come over and say hi and see John Goodman above the toilet. Like, it breaks my heart. This is my first real divorce. I don't want to make this about me. My parents were divorced. But man, when my dad divorced my mom, we were like, "Fuck, yeah, this one's really tough for me." >> Yeah, I'm really torn on this. >> I know, man, it's, it's tough here. >> It's been tough. It's been really tough. And, to see it on TMZ, it's, it's so, it's terrible. >> And they keep using fat pictures of you on purpose. >> [LAUGH] >> What did I do, kind of, like? >> [LAUGH] >> Thank you, button to fat, we'll see you up, bro. There's a library out there, somebody's got to out there. >> I'll tell you, I'll tell you too. It's like, we wanted, we wanted to be private. Like, that's how we were handling everything, right? It's like a private matter. And the day you get a phone call from your publicist going, hey, TMZ has got wind of this and they're going to run a story. You're like, what? >> Can I be honest? >> Yeah, I was hoping you guys did that old, who's the rat in the bunch trick, where you told everyone, you're people in your inner circle. You were getting a divorce and you really weren't. And then it went to TMZ and you'd be able to figure out who that fucking person was. >> No, it wasn't, obviously it's not, so I'll just say that it's very hard. And I personally am not somebody who has, is the type of person that's like, let me be an open book about my private life. Some people are, I actually feel like, you're more of that, you'll share things. And there's people that are, that's their skill set even, that they open up about everything. I've never been that kind of based for me, not what I'm called a skill set. >> Well, I, I've never, I've never been, this is funny. >> Listen, I'm very honored and grateful to be here, to be the one to talk to you about this, because we go, I knew you in Christina before you were Tom in Christina. You know, we go way back. And, you know, it's difficult, it's difficult to sit here. And see, you know, just what's happening to you guys, publicly, privately, all of it. And I am no one to critique, I haven't had a successful relationship. I haven't had one, I haven't had one like, I told you before, I've had tires that last longer in relationships I'm in. Bro, for real, like a good radio, a solid fucker, a good seven year tire. That's, I mean, yeah. So I can't sit here and critique, judge, nothing like the internet does. I've never been married, I've been engaged in that shit. I mean, what I'm trying to tell you, I have not done well with this. So my heart goes out to both of you, I understand like the kids, all of it, I get it. And it sucks, but here's the other thing, two things. If you have been a fan of this show, and you've been listening to Christina Pete, you know damn well. Tom's a gourd, it make her do anything. >> Now, of course not anything. Christina would be the first one to be like, fuck you, you're going to go first, or we'll do this to get, or whatever it is. >> No, without question. >> She would have a say in that. The other thing is, I'm going to take a sip here because I'm getting upset. As a fan of this show, and coming up with watching you guys build this thing from, you know, little bedrooms and all this empire. You have fucking turned this into, you guys have changed the game of comedy. You have broke the code, you have, what you've done is a power couple has been amazing. It's been a fucking amazing. And as a fan of the show, watching you guys go from not having kids, you know, to a family. I know 10% of the trolls are shit, but the rest of us are just, you know, we're heartbroken that, you know, your guys are sort of the North Star, especially in entertainment. And, you know, it makes a lot of people feel a certain way, like, well, fuck, if they can't, can we, you know, 20 years, 20 years, two fucking decades is a long time. So I understand where those people are coming from, and it's, you know, they've grown with you guys. >> I understand it too. >> You know, but the trolls are the trolls. >> I understand, like, I actually understand all of it. I understand the people that are, like, just heartbroken. And I understand the trolls and people, like, it's not something I can't wrap my head around. It's part of how it goes. I totally get it. I just also will just wanted to tell you this to reiterate that, like, we're not combative. Like, we talk every day, just for people know that, like, this is, like, I support Christina and everything she does. She supports me, and our focus, as you would imagine, is just on our children. And, you know, we're just trying to provide the best life we can for them, and we're trying to take care of them. And I personally, you know, you're not going to see me doing interviews or podcasts or press about this. This for me is, like, again, this is me addressing what it is and how it's been, and it's been terrible. And I don't feel like I need to keep talking about this. This is it for me. I'm not going to talk about this, you know, whether, some people are okay with some or not. It is what it is. Like, I'm going to just be focused on what I do. And, like I said, taking care of the kids, and Christina and I continue to do that, and we talk to each other. And we're fine with how things are moving along as disappointing as it is. It is what it is, like, in that regard. I don't know what else to say about it. Can I show a question? Sure. What are your DMs, like, right now? What are your DMs? I'm sorry, that's the wrong guy. Was that a DM? That was, uh, who left that? It's, it's, it's insane, dude. Um, I've never answered anybody, um, what's some of the, wow, this shit trick. I mean, like, off the wall, like, you're just like, what the fuck? Guys, guys, guys, guys is something I hadn't considered generally. Guys who are like, what's up, bro? It's time. You're free. What? You're fucking free. You're free to be gay. My face in your ass. I'm like, ah, ah. And then you're like, this is what women go through. Ah, yeah. Yeah. They're like, I'll eat your ass out. Guys. They're what to eat your ass. It's insane. It's insane. No, it's great. I mean, I, I don't like, I don't, I'm, I'm good. Oh, man. I'm really good. You don't have to do that. Thank you. You sure? Yeah, please don't message me. Mom, hit me up once and know if you're fucking your favorite comedian, right? She's shit when she saw you. Are you being serious? Yeah. Your mother. Oh, my mom loves you, bro. Shut up. It's hilarious. You're being serious. Yeah. Yeah. If you ever do a show in Delaware, Rob, Tony, you can get dicked down a dollar. You can get dicked down a dollar, where I can even know a band that could open for it. Oh my God. Jesus. How was your mom now? I think she's approaching 80. I'm not sure, to be honest, it might be 70. It can't be 70. I've been 33, can't be. It's got to be 80. Oh wow. She's still next. Okay, look, let's just, I'm moving on. You can see. Bro, if you're going to be my stepdad, this is going to be wild. This is going to be wild. What do you mean? If you're banging my mom, I mean you're pretty much my stepdad, like it's going to be. You can see Ryan at Ryan's Sickler dot com live in a live stream now on my YouTube comes to you on the road. Ryan's Sickler dot com. I'm sick of that. I'm going to do way back all that. We get to see Duncan also, DuncanTrustle dot com. Okay. Okay. Here's you know how this works. I'm going to play the opening clip. Let's do it. Here we go. Where am I? Hold on real quick. Where am I? Here. Here. What? You're gay. Fuck you. If you don't drink into black, you're gay. You understand me? Fuck you. This is it. Oh, it's ranting. Don't bring anyone muck into this. No, I'm in a fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina Pajit. Sometimes half a thigh every. How do you drink your coffee? I don't drink coffee. Ever? I'm not a coffee guy. You never were? I don't. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. That's true. No, I've never been a coffee drinker. I don't speak coffee. Like, you know, I used to work in offices. You don't do a pouring. I'm like, what the fuck is an ad shot and a pour over. Yeah. I don't know any of that shit. Like, I really don't. This time of year, always brings up memories of when summer felt much simpler and sweeter. 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Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we send you helix sleep.com/yamh. I remember, though, watching my grandmother make it. I love the smell of it. I love it in the air. I love it. I love that. But I also like the smell of a match, striking a cigarette. That's first the first before all the poison gets in it that tobacco is a love or a match strike. Also smells amazing. But I watched my grandmother. What was the old school? Well, you don't have any caffeine. Yeah. Diet Coke is okay. Oh, but like in the morning, do you drink one or do you? Diet Coke is my fucking coffee. No shit. Yeah. So you're seven a.m. You're like Diet Coke. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Because also I'm glad. I know that's not healthy, but it's not cool. But it's also my grandmother used to have this, these little tins. Was it carnation or something, little flavored like powder you'd put in your coffee back in the day. And I started watching her do that. And then when I started working in the office, I'm watching people just just chug caramel in it and shit. I'm like, oh my God. That is exactly how I would drink coffee, a fucking liquid candy bar. I'm so glad I don't. But I mean, I'll have like three a year or something like that, you know. And I like an ice coffee. I don't like hot coffee. I like some ice coffee too. I found out that like that is maybe the gayest thing about me is that I like, well that I like it year round. I was told that like gay guys also like to drink cold coffee year round. I didn't know that. Is that right? I just like cold drinks and I like it with extra ice. I like that is that. That is 2026. And it's still one of like the prime insults is like, you're fucking gay. That's still. Get it over shit like if you put milk in your coffee. Yeah. Fucking gay. That's considered gay. But see, I think he genuinely when he says it says it like you fucking a guy. I don't think he's talking to women when he says that. I think it's strictly to men only. The also the funny thing about how like, like if you don't enjoy something, the flavor of something the way I do the way I do that says something about your sexuality. Yeah. And it's your gay. Yeah. Yeah. No. Polly. You're gay. You like a little cream in your coffee. Yeah. You're homosexual. Some people it's like all they get all day is people telling them they're gay. Like, Hey, man, I just want to tell everybody the shit on here about me or they're making it where I'm looking like I'm just a guy. That's all I have. That's not really. I'm sorry, brother. I'm not gay. I mean, I gotta tell you people, man. I look here. The thing you see that is made up like that is AI is not real at all. Not real at all. Every bit of it's fake and they're full of shit. I love women and that AI shit. I don't know, man, but it's not me. That's a lie. So they're doing that thing to him where they're doing, they take his image and you've seen like where they AI put another guy there and then he is now, which I'm sure his whole entire following is just people being like, all right, let's do some more AI kissing stuff because it got to him. And that's do you think that guy's gay? The outfit could be, you know, the shark tooth fucking necklace screams queer. I mean, it really does. It fucking screams it, brother. The tank top with the hat is all kind of gay, it screams it. If I saw this dude and they were just like, is this guy gay or straight, my guess would be gay? I'd say probably. Yeah, probably gay. After he spoke, I'd be like, yeah, more. I'm leaning more gay. Yeah. It's a more convinced. Make somebody down if you're just like, you know, this AI trend of, well, just like how that is still like, because you remember when we were like in elementary school, like the worst thing would be like, that dude's gay, and you were like, anything to let like that would be like, that was like the prime insult. I'm gonna be honest. It wasn't for us. Really? No, not to that point. We, if you just did something like, you're so gay. It was just that. No one took it serious. No one ever was like that kid's gay. I mean, we honest, this is the truth. It's interesting because I'm telling you in our whole circle of friends, we never pointed out the actual gay guy that knew we knew was gay. We would call you gay. Well, that's what I mean. He's like, you so gay is like, is how people would, and some people would be like, go right the least. You're so gay. You're so gay. Yeah. It was just a response. I feel like amongst kids, they would still like light people up like that's your gay. And then you'd be like, no, I'm not, like that was the thing. And then here we are in this age where it's like, this is still the guy, I'd be like, I'm not, don't call me that, I'm not gay. And then sometimes people get like, you know, really defensive, like, let me see here this. Hey, it was good, everybody. It's a lot look out on page here. But look, I just came on here real fast and say something to all of you guys. All of you guys really disrespect to me yesterday by commenting in my comment section daddy not gone and daddy chill bro, I really told you guys that is real disrespectful when you guys tell me that broke, don't be commenting no daddy chill, don't call me no, not gone. Stop telling me daddy chill, stop commenting all that stuff under my post, you guys are like women. Please stop trying to make me look bad on this class. I don't want you guys not coming from daddy on my post, you guys, please. That's all I ask for you guys' respect. Can you imagine telling the internet, please just show me respect? Like, that's what he's doing. He's thinking they're like, oh, yeah, he just wants to be respect. Anytime you're telling a wave of dickheads, not to do insert thing here. And they're doing it. Yeah, they're doing it in force for sure going to ramp up. It's for sure. Oh, look. I have some time to sit back and take a lot of time, so I don't know if you guys are doing the thing or if you guys are doing it on purpose, I don't know for a plug. He's purple. Personally, I do not go that with you guys. I am. Look at his hashtag. Stop calling me daddy. Look how many people are liking it. Shit. No, I've got some action. Yeah. Yeah. He's so mad now. Talking to you. Hey, what's up, everybody on TikTok, it's me, Lolo, but in the ways I got another message for everybody because I see a lot of you guys keep joking on my name. So I'm here to tell you guys the little stuff that you guys keep doing in my conversation and I'm going to address it. Bro, I'm not your guys. It's daddy. He's calling you and Lolo in the comment, bro. My name is Lolo. I'm crazy. I'm not your puppy. I'm not sure. Not gone. Stop calling me. I'm not gone. Oh, what is that? Don't even know. And now you're asking me, Lolo, do you like guys? No, I don't. I'm straight. That is like the formula for everyone to be like, all right, so it's that he's gay forever. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. What does that mean? Someone who has a big butt or large buttocks. I'm not going. Okay. All right. All right. So they're calling him. I'm just going back in my mind out to the video before were the guys. It just made me laugh. Then he goes, how many times? Oh, I got it. Tell you how many times are you fucking out there telling people you're not making out with dudes? This guy. Oh, this is that guy. I'm here. I know it. I'm fucking new. Yeah. For sure. They're doing that. Yeah. He looks good. He looks good. He looks good. He looks good. He looks good. Yeah. What's this then? They're doing that to him. They should put this guy somebody. Listen. Yeah. Mommies. Put this guy and daddy together. Yeah. In a post and let's fucking go ahead and put that out there. Let's do it. Please. Daddy, let's go. Then what's this? What's this then? Can you imagine, too, then he's going to address this and then there's guys. There'll be more. We like, here's a guy. You're fucking this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Those pictures look real to me. That's great. It does look real. Yeah. They do look real. This was earlier today. That's how recent. He's always in the car kissing guy. Dude, it's so funny. When you got here, you mentioned this guy. Hold on. Oh, here he is. One of our favorites. This guy has given up me so much joy. It's actually the, I think the drop that I played, which from this. You're saying, man, he's niggas. I've been working for 45 years. I'm niggas. You're saying, oh, no. You've got to add to that. Everybody. This is in church. Everybody. That is church. Like the mother Mary or whoever behind them while he's saying this. This is Jesse Lee Petersen's personal preacher. Yeah. This is faster. You got to get these guys together, man. Me. Yeah. I don't want any more. Do you know how often I get hit up about that? So many people come up to me and like, yeah, I saw you on that show. I just was real. I was like, man, just watch it. You'll figure out what the fuck happened. Yeah. That's the bet. The best thing ever is watching that episode. If you've never seen the Ryan Sikler episode with Jesse Lee Petersen watching you go like, where am I? What is this? A thousand percent sure you are. You were Josh Wolf putting me on blast. When he came out and sat in the chair, I'm like, you're the guy. And then when he came out of his mouth and made it just kept getting weird. I was like, come on. I was like, come on. Oh, it's the man. It's the man. It's the man. It's the man. It's the man. He had a black man. Then you got a rap man. Okay. So we know about that one. What's his name? Pastor. What? Manning. It's the Atla Church in Harlem. Yeah, James David Manning. He's 79 years old. He's been, he's been, I guess, preaching there for, for a good long while. This one got a remix from Swade. Swade, the remix God. Yeah. You didn't see this. Oh, my God. This is brand new to me right here. Get your ass a job. Get a job, nigga. Get a job, nigga. Get a job, nigga. Get a job, nigga. You crazy. Jesus *Groans* Snag a job Well So that So *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* *Groans* I would expect That last one Little buttons Swade always kills it Oh shit But past remaining delivers All the time Like he's always Hitting the hot button topics Do you know Is this a Sunday only? Is this weeknight? So what is this? I actually don't know What I'm curious about What the nomination The camera Is very clear This is a You know what I mean? Like it's a high-res Guess it's a good It's a good Quality camera Audio's great Crystal clear *Groans* So does Matt But *Groans* *Groans* Both of those are all funny It's no confusion It's no confusion about what he is saying You know I wonder where he stands We should all go have Bible study after this Break down what he was saying I was like, I think we know what the fuck he's saying We got it But you never hear a lot of chirping You don't hear a lot of applause or anything Sometimes you'll hear like Like a person They're scared They're scared There's a lot He's, I mean You don't Rebus ride Just constantly Like free Yeah, go to the niggas again *Groans* So there's the murals behind him as he's saying It's insane It's always got a new suit How many suits is this motherfucker? Oh my god It's got to be hundreds, man My grandfather was born a slave in 1862 1863 Inside of me My brothers, I'm not against y'all But I can tell you that I know the difference See, inside of me Is my grandfather, Charlie The blood that's in him That spirit that's in him That swing low, sweet chariot All of that That was immersed in him And his father, his grandfather His full father All of that strength Every time a child was born They were born with that strength From their full fathers It's in me But the young men that are born today They ain't got none of that Now brothers, I'm not against y'all But I swear, I don't see it I see pussy I see pussy This is outrageous in church The blood that's in him Their parents and fathers were nothing Their mama's nothing And the children they have ain't nothing Have you seen young children today? Have you seen adolescents? Have you seen teenagers? They're nothing They have nothing They have no strength They bow down at the weakest damn thing They don't want to work They ain't got no damn money And they're all whole Have you seen them? Have you seen them? That strength was passed down From my grandfather Passed down from me But if your dad didn't, he couldn't Didn't have it, you ain't got it She's been listening to that speech for ever Now we're going to pass the collection plate From left to right Pussies only Yeah, but you heard that guy cough I did people out there? - Or that it's full. - It's a really good question. - I've wondered this, 'cause you never see a crowd chat. - All right, so let's really break it down. It's echoey, so I think it's a bigger room. Which lends me to believe there's maybe 100, 200, maybe 500, I don't know how big, I'm sure we can look a lot of see how big this makes churches. - You would hear more kind of like background, unless they're all just terrifying. - Well yeah, if it's like Kim Jong Un level fear. - Yeah, well they're just like, nobody ever says, no, you know, you can be a church and people will like it. Be like, mm-hmm, but they're, - We might probably turn the camera around. - 40 people attend. (laughs) - I was about to say, you probably turn the camera. They're like a hundred wheelchairs, it's just letting him vent. - Who gave the camera though? Someone's running production on it. - That's production, that is full production. - It moves, yeah. - The sound again. - I might look into this mic for my podcast. (laughs) - It's so clear. - It's so clear. - Listen, let me tell you something. You want to have some man, oh. - You want to go inside of his lower intestines and pack whatever is in there. Pack is done, stack it all up, but you push it in there and push it in. I'm talking to that, knock yourself out, homie. You want to pack another man's doodoo, that's your business. If you find delight in that, I find it abhorrent, but if that's what, if packing another man's doodoo brings you on, knock yourself out, bro. - Bro? - I just want to tell you, the Bible says it's wrong. The Bible says it's wrong, but anybody else would have a brain would understand, there must be something wrong with you. You want to go inside of another man's ass hole and pack it down. Don't that stuff get all over you? I mean, that's what is there, that's what that place is made for. - How on earth can you elevate that up? Yes, past the man in preaching. You see where, you see where that? (laughing) - What the world is? - Go to the niggas again. - Okay, that's crazy, that's crazy. - Crazy, in church, it's crazy. - It's in church with Jesus on the pulpit. - That is outrageous. - Yeah, please keep preaching. This is the best, dude. I mean, this is never, he never lets us down. - If you would have said before the internet, no, there's this black preaching Harlem. It says the crazy shit in this, this, this, and this ought to be like, you're fucking full of shit. - Yeah, especially the heart, you big in Harlem? - Yes, and maybe in Alabama? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, no, this is 125 Jesse Lee Peters and half to get together. 'Cause he said his grandfather was a slave. I'd like to hear what Jesse Lee Peters and has to say about that, 'cause slavery never exists according to him. - He goes, say, you know what's funny? - Yeah, he might be who he's preaching about to Jesse Lee Peters. - Oh, right. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Yeah. I saw Jesse, oh man, he is so good at really trolling. Yes, to somebody to their face. - The guy not a man. - Yeah, and the guy's like, I am a man, and then he just goes, he just keeps laughing in their face for the whole thing. - I am a man. He's like, he's like, all back to the game. - He's like, yeah, like a woman. - Yeah, yeah, like a woman. - You emotional like a woman is? - Yeah, he's really takes them down, dude. It's unbelievable. If you've ever caught yourself looking in the mirror while doing the mental math on your hairline, most men, including myself, have been there. That's why hymns makes it simple to actually do something about it. They offer convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that actually work. Prescription strength ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can help prevent further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months. You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. 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Well, you know Jim. Yeah, Brian Steph, I was telling-- Dad's daughter's trip. Yep, yeah. I was mentioned in a brand because she knows of Jim and I was like, you know, fun little fact about Jim Brian Steph. He's the first person you see in Cutman. He's the guy hitting the heavy bag in Cutman. So him, Shannon, who you've met as well in our daughters, it's not just dads and daughters. It's really dads and kids. I invited my brothers with their kids, they couldn't come. I invited my cousin, his kids, they couldn't come. There was someone else we asked, like, just trying to get people from that we've known for, you know, Shannon, I've known since seventh grade, Jim since ninth grade, and it's just rare. We have this huge circle of friends that go back to, I mean, my friend Matt Schilling and I go back to kindergarten. Eric Snyder back to-- Eric back to sixth grade. I know Eric's great. How's he doing? He's doing good. He's doing good. He has. He just hit me up the other day. He's doing very good. Good. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, we go rent a house in Palm Springs. And this one, we get better at it. You know, we have crabs come out. We have a crab feast there. And we bring a little bit of the old soup of the soup. I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah. So-- Sometimes in New York, make you feel nice. [LAUGHTER] Oh, that's just for us. That's just for us, that's for us. That's for us, that's for us. [LAUGHTER] That's just for us. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Connie Pepsi here. Pepsi Mac. How many do you want? You got like a 24 pack? I did that this summer. And you know, it's a new tradition we've started. Because everyone's dead. And all the old traditions have died with them. So I'm like, look, man, we're my last oldest relative died Patty, Reston Pee's Patty. And we're-- Is this the one that's shit everywhere? That was my grandma. [LAUGHTER] No, you make it sound like she did it all the time. It was the one time it's over coffee, actually. Yeah, that's why I don't drink coffee. I have enough problems as it is. But yeah, we ship out crabs from Jimmy's famous seafood, best seafood in the country. You can ship it all over the place. And no, they're not paying me. I love it that fucking much. I'm a crab nerd. And so yeah, we do that. And we're just there for like four or five days. And we got a night. This house ended up having-- they converted the garage to a full arcade air condition. So you don't have to leave, you know what I mean? You're there just hanging out, chilling in the water all day, grilling. We had pickleball there. We had put on the side of the house. So we did that. And then I went back to Baltimore just recently. I don't know if you've seen any of these little episodes I did. But I started a podcast. Well, it's a little mini series within the way back. And I went back to Shannon's junkyard. And I shot episodes in the junkyard with my brothers and friends. People have been asking me to do it for a year. So I did that last summer. And there's about 13 episodes from that one last time. I keep thinking about him because there's this account that I love. Have you seen this account where this guy is in a junkyard? And he just puts like many sticks of dynamite in cars? No. It's the fucking great. As soon as he has to sell it, I'm fucking getting it. Oh my god. I want to save this. And he just blows shit up. He blows up cars. It's the most-- Yeah. I can't get enough of this. I literally was-- Every time I scroll and I see this, I'm like, oh, this is what Shannon could be doing, dude. It's interesting because we put up an old way back seat. I'll send you a picture. You can put up a few. And you do it there. And we sit in a junkyard. And then I brought my brothers out. I did see a clip of you guys doing that. And then I just went back and did another round with some more people. It's like a little second series season of that. and I was telling Ryan, I'm working on this in post right now, but I went and I just sat in that junkyard and I started telling old stories, just to camera and stuff like that. - Go to like, it's been great. - Yeah, go to that, like where he's holding it. This is how, this is this clip. - For you guys are having trouble getting to the bulbs to the back of your headlights. I have a simple solution for you. (laughing) - Yeah, I have to go get you there. - What is that, that's a half a stick of dynamite. - Yeah. - All in one take for you guys. - M80 or something? - M80's a quarter, so it would be an M40? - I don't know. - Or a one stick. - This is all he does, this is his face. - All right, bro, let me see that. - I love this page, dude. I could watch this shit. Oh hell, you big cloud of smoke. It seems like I got to the headlights. - To the headlights. - Check the damage here. - Yeah, you got it. - As you can see, it worked just fine. I can access my light. - The bulb is still there. - Yeah. - Holy shit. Dude, he does, if you go back to the account, he does it for like the headrests. There he put like a bottle of like dove. He's like a smells batting on the horn. - I got that one friend, that her car stinks like shit. So I'm gonna cheat you. How do I make a smell better? All you need is a piece of dynamite. (laughing) - That might be a full fucking piece, I don't know. Look how big it is against that thought. - No. - No, it's gotta be a half a stick. - Is it half? - That's bigger than my matey. - How do you buy that? - It's only this big. - How do you buy this? - Where is it? - I don't know. - Michigan, maybe. (laughing) - Check the damage, we're gonna do a hand on Rebecca guys. - But couldn't you watch this all day? - Yeah, now they all do this. - So I, like in, in, there was a time when I worked at the junkyard and my one day was, it was a whole day. - Yeah. - Shannon's dad's like, your day today is to drive this motor into, I don't even remember where it was in West Virginia, but I'm going deep, I'm going four hours into, from Maryland into West Virginia and back. That's my eight hour day, basically. And I see a fireworks place in West Virginia 'cause they're not legal in Maryland on the way in and I'm like, I'm gonna hit that on the way back and I'm just gonna get a grip of shit. 'Cause you know, we're going back to North Avenue. There's no work to shoot and bottle rockets at each other in the house and shit. So, I go in there and I'm, you know, you ask where you can get these things, I go in the guy who goes, you wanna see something? And I go, yeah, and he takes me in the back and I'm telling you, he had a, it looked like a rocket. He took a blanket and uncovered. I was like, oh my fucking God. This mirror reminds me of another one. There's an account called Silent Pyro Technics. - I don't, I'm following these after this. - No, dude, there's a few that are amazing to watch. There's the other guy that puts empty propane tanks into like a cannon and shoots them out. - Oh, okay, shoots, I got you, I got you. - This guy here, look at, yeah, hit that first one on the left and put the volume on. Listen to this thing go off, dude. I've seen, I can't believe I know all these accounts now. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, listen to it. - Listen to that. Look at how that goes up, dude. We heard that after it exploded. What was that? This is daytime, right? But that, the how is in the way up? Scroll down a little? - Scroll down. - Listen to that one in the middle there. He did, imagine if you're just like in bed, but then he's, that's handheld. Yeah, but you're just like in bed and you're like trying to go to sleep out of his car. And you're like, holy shit, I think we're getting attacked, right? - I would definitely think that was, yes, a missile. - That neighbor's like, we're under attack. Declaring war in Mexico, yeah. - I was gonna say, listen to the music. That's where you get to. - That's where you buy that shit. - Yeah, yeah. - Mexico. - That's right. - Now these are incredible, man. - That's nuts. - Maybe that's my next trip. Just going to buy a crit. - This guy, this dude is the one who does. - He counts a black powder, we're gonna be putting this cannon and watching this full profane soldier. - Oh, it is full, that's what I was saying. It's full. That thing will blow a half a city block up up. This dude also casually talks, standing in front of the cannon all the time. He'll just be like, so we're gonna let this thing go. - And look at him let his face is in front of it. - Yeah. - He's like, we're good. - The space it says, let me see this one. Dude, it's insane. - Oh, fuck yeah. (laughing) Dude. - Holy shit. - If you find his account on Instagram, he launched them at a car the other day. He launched five of them at a truck that was parked there and blew it up. - It went through the fucking thing. It just tore it in half. - They'll blow through a city block of concrete. - This is in one pound every day. - That's the fucking insane, dude. - Yeah, I don't know which one it was. - Where did you get this shit? - Well, once he started doing this, propane company started sending him empty propane tanks. They were like-- - And he just fills them and puts them in there. - And he gives them a plug. And then they just, yeah, he just does them. Yeah, hit one of those, dude. This just shows you, I think, how our brains are wired. All we wanna see is-- - This is what that thing looked like. That guy pulled the blanket off. Like that big, like he-- - The HB propane, the HB-- - Dude, that black powder's lit. - It's the first shot. - It's gonna go at the truck. - Propane tanks, through this truck. - Oh, there's nothing left. This is the first one. - He's talking in front of it. - Yeah, and I feel like it would take one to do this. - You can't see it in. - Look at him, what's straddling it, puttin' it in. - Face, body, ducking down. - Should have some good high speed footage. - There's gonna be a video eventually that's boom. - And he's still talking, like, bro, get out of it. Holy shit. - I left the torch on the roof of the truck. My bad, but it still works. It is laying right here. - What'd you leave on top? - The torch. - Oh. - Oh my goodness. - Oh yeah? Are you amazed at this damage? - Oh, it took some damage. Look, it's a little cockatoo. - Benzomatic. - This is-- - Like, I have-- - Yeah, we got the seat over here. - I don't see any propane, oh there's one. - Oh there's one. - There's so hot. - We got a little room here. - Rest up blue through it. - Let's go check out the entrance blue. It didn't just hit the door. - Fuck dude. - It hit the side, it hit everything. - Holy shit. - And this is the equivalent of trappin' it again. - You know, like-- - We got a nice drive hole. Let's hit it again. - What a, wow. - This insane. I love that he does this. One pound every day. - Listen, this is something I would take a vacation for. - Yeah, so it gives me back to vacation. Not to go back to gay, but you know those man camps, you hear about all the time, yeah. - Let your feelings out. - Yeah, that kind of shit. If you were like, bro, come out to the desert. We're just gonna blow shit up for two days. - A thousand-- - I'm with you. - I'll pitch a tent right here on the ground. And all we're doing is blowin' shit up all day. - I'm in. - I wanted to pitch you another-- - We should create dads and kids vacation spots. - Okay. - So, have you ever been to Asia? - No. - So in the Philippines, the Philippines are rad, right? Like, I mean, I'm sure you've heard. There's, hold on, I'm trying to find, okay. There's like, it's accessible. The beach is the pool, why are you lookin' at me? - 'Cause I know who you are. - No, what do you mean? - Dude, that's what I, like, good ad, yeah, it's great. (upbeat music) - Beachfront? - She pressed me-- - They have, I think she may have been. Great accommodations. - It looks like it. - Great food, you know, like, here. - Definitely some beautiful stuff. - They got out there, look, great, great shots. - Yeah, the owner is a huge, like, superhero fan, you know? So, like, if you go to, like, the pool, you can see the theme and the Hulk, right? - Yeah. - So, there's all kinds of, like, cool stuff there. - It's nice to be here. - The pool? - What is that? - Like a soul. - That's the pool? - Yeah, it has jets. - Oh, man. - It has, what, dude, it's cool. - Dude, that looks great. - Yeah. - Looks busy, too. (laughing) - That looks real popular. - He films a lot off-hours, but, like, people go there and they just swim. Everybody just, like, dick out on that fucking thing, bro. - What? - It is, too. That's a dick on the wall. - No, it is, too. - Sobs on there? - No, no, no. - This is just, everybody's having a great time, is what I'm trying to, like, see, he's, like, doing flips. - Yeah. - They have, like, all kinds of, like, (laughing) - You keep showing. - It is. - It's a fucking dick or the paint smist it or something. - Oh, the Hulk. - Yeah, we'll have-- - Yes, you're right. (laughing) - Oh, that is so funny. there's no way is that real yes yes I mean not the dick itself but yes yeah at a family resort family resort why well I have theories because yep as he spoke in about it I like the ear is theory I don't really gonna look about you or no but the guy that's the green lift the dick out of the house pants and it's not that it's mainly look at it he's got pubes this is this is real look at the underneath bro this guy posts like shot up people of his pants pants yeah so he also does kind of fun kinky reveals like you scroll up a little bit that one have a dick out yeah just a halt just a hawk's so here's my go ahead and hit that like hit the hit the yeah hit the one before it to the left yeah that one he'll be like you know oh he's giving you he's like I'll be cut like a lizard or fro there's a frog he's chasing that guy so go ahead and hit the arrow to the right again so he also likes to do like reveals so sometimes no doubt he's an artist he's an art like right here he wants you to see you know yeah it's an artistic shot just a tip there was just a tip yes nice and he'll do this is not yeah no that thing's got a dick out no he doesn't that's that's the right so that look that's the thing yeah but look at the pants is that his other fist yeah yeah okay that looks like but usually if he shows you another if you see an image he's mastered covering every angle so like even here you're like oh this is about the dog dog in the dick here though this dog shot will end up at holkstick it always ends up at hoax is it a fat it's a fountain is that what it is like a spray water spray that comes out of the holkstick yeah if you scroll down more and people go here well like sometimes scroll more are there any people in this pool getting pissed on he'll do it see he'll do the underneath shot from behind see that one above right yeah so like so you like slow tilt yeah man let me show he's proud so here's my this is my theory on him this dude grew up watching the Hulk right and he's like you know what doesn't make sense this guy gets angry his muscles grow his shirt comes off his pants tear but every muscle grows hmm so you're thinking I think he's like I think he's upset I think it's blowing I think he's like they fucking lied to us his dick's got to be tearing through that too and then I think he feels so much pride that he thought of it and brought it to life like this is what the Hulk would look like when he gets angry everything would come off and his dick would tear through his pants too and then he has so much pride that he came up with this and actually did it that he can't help himself but to show you in every fucking post I mean he post like 15 times a day sometimes just of this scroll down do like a big scroll go scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll he's in almost every fucking oh even the ones that like and they're superman you're like we're his day what his underwear say MGG my love's resort that's the resort yeah that's the affectionate name for it he says my love's a lot and then there's let me look at the close up is fucking wild there's one that's not even okay to see not even okay oh yeah he starts at where it's dripping and then there's a slow tilt up you know but you know what I mean about this though I do but is there any pictures of people like getting up and grabbing it and pulling them so there's somebody in there she's happy yes I do to that he's like his mind he's like hold on a second if everything is growing and bulging then the penis should as well yeah it's in our it's a choice to put the pubes on it's also a choice that where are the balls you would think the balls would swell too so if I'm gonna critique you gotta think about costs right having a statue made it seems like the plumbing and everything to run up and down into this dick so that it has a forceful sprinkler yeah probably a lot yep but I'm saying if this guy if you're gonna say hey to your logic if you're gonna say look if we're gonna be realistic about this then balls should be out of there too I think you're I also feel like you know once you're into this territory you're kind of like all right you have Iron Man there and you have the thing like what's up with their dicks don't they have dicks that should be out but back to your logic again this man is he's not in a suit no thing I guess the thing does make sense to me if you're gonna burn you're gonna change sizes yeah then it should be grammatically correct what I think is like it's crazy is that superman's dicks that he is super man and he has all these super powers you know he can he can fucking see through shit he can fly right he can like laser shit with his eyes you don't think that he has a crazy dick too I also think my only critique of the Hulk stick is I feel like it should be more up yeah it should not be it shouldn't be just hang in there yeah like it's like half hard he's the Hulk yeah in this state right here yeah your dicks never gonna be harder yeah it's never gonna be harder than that it should be shooting up like this in like a rainbow sprinkler yes I agree and then the balls could just leak a little shower underneath that's true that is really this is what I would do I would love to get this guy on the podcast by the way Josh cool because I think my theory is correct that he's like this doesn't make sense that the Hulk stick is not out I think that he has a real logical problem with it and I think he is incredibly proud of of coming up with a lot of cubes look like they might be hair fucking on they maybe he doesn't look painting that's probably how he connects to it is that he do you think he designed this or it's his idea and he like hired someone yeah I think yeah I contracted someone and how many people do you think he went through before they were like oh yeah I will do that I'll go ahead give the clock a cock that is fuck and you got to make it water like yes use it as I'm saying you got a fucking run plumbing to that thing roll down the other thing too is if I'm gonna step back here for a second it's very well manicured the water looks clean it looks like he's taking care of this is what I love though is when you'll hit one of like iron man I bet like oh you can hear it guess what I hear you can hear how pissing if you go to the one go to the right one do we have one any from like behind the waterfall so to speak directly behind it every angle you can keep going if you just keep going yeah here he's doing the little Dutch angles yeah it's almost always a reveal like he almost always goes like right there he's like just giving you guys and he does the zoom and then he's like oh yeah look over here you're like not dude we know what you just showed us I'm a send us to the guys we're going we're focused on our next summer trip or here thank you it's it right thank you just look at look at it's clean it's clean it's a little color contrast how yeah buddy that's cool see you at the next angle see everybody talks about how he has literally that's pretty cool who is a drone shot that that feels like it said yeah it's a drone there's no way he's gonna leave the whole cat of it right you're gonna leave the whole cat of this drone shot he flies right into that day he's got to oh look at the bottom one there's people here the bottom one wow why isn't the thing rock hard see people are asking yeah he should be yeah here we go there you go wow we just want to pass him man could you go continue to the right let's see this picture about oh drip just a drip drop came out that was kind of cool the single drop what's the SDD when you have a drippy dick what is it that's a one like that we know probably in the Philippines you can send it or they're just get yeah there you go yeah yeah someone in your DMs will definitely fuck that thing oh yeah someone in your DMs gonna fuck that can you keep going there you go look at the hair it yeah - - This is normal, where he starts on the thing, and then he always is like, guess what's over here. I wouldn't use normal for him. - Yeah, routine for him. (laughing) - Yeah, anyway, I just wanted to show you that. - Thank you man, we got a new place to go. - Got a new place to go. That's a pretty cool. - You're the reason I relapsed. You're the reason I did drugs. Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. - I don't think you should blame somebody else for your relaps. I think you gotta own that shit. - I mean, yeah, that's if no accountability was a person right there for sure. - Yeah, I mean, you're the reason I did that. - But I gotta say, I felt those fuck yous though. Like, after this cup, I'm like, oh, that feels good. - It did feel good. - Like, I don't apply the initial message, but the fuck yous, I'm standing behind. - Yeah. - Yeah, totally. - I can apply those somewhere else, you know. - Passionate, fuck yous. - Let's see, I got some horrible hilarious for you. - Okay. - These are just, you tell me if it's funny or not. - Yeah, I know. - But I'm also not sure what I'm about to fucking see. - To be honest with you. - I'm waiting for the preacher to pop up and drop a bomb on us. - I don't know, I don't know what we're about to see either. I don't know how it works, it's in here. All right, here we go. (screaming) Oh, fuck, no! - How? Oh, hell. - Fuck? Is that a leopard? - It's a leopard. Whew, he just ripped that dude's flesh off. - Holy shit. - Oh, he's coming back. - Yeah, that's in India. Holy shit, fuck. - How? - The clerk escaped with bites to his nose and back. - The claw marks were. - Yeah. - That thing was hanging on. - It mulled three people that morning, including a forest volunteer. It was probably hungry, but I mean, full by the time I got there, he's lucky. - Yeah, a tranquilizer team took five hours to sedate it. - Why? - And the vet said it was his 64th leopard rescue, but his first from inside a liquor store, to the injured were hospitalized. They released it back into the wild. - That's fucking wild. - It's gonna figure out how to get back there. - Yeah, it's like I like that place. - It's a cat. - The liquor is good. - Fuck. - That's really insane. - I'm quit. - On that day, I'm done. - No, that's not good. - Oh! - Oh, shit! - Oh! - She just standing on her head. - Yeah. - Helper, she and Helper are all. Holy fuck, play that again. - You know when you're responsible for somebody else's injury, but you didn't do really do anything wrong, and she just doesn't react. She's like, ah, shit. - So far, in her defense, as her attorney, she is not set foot in that established. - She did not set foot there. - Yeah. - Didn't never set foot. Oh! - Man! - That's a heavy fucking. - You know how heavy those doors are. - That's so heavy. - Holy shit! - That's my move now, and if I do something wrong. - Yeah. - And walk away, and then walk over. - Ah, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. - And they're like, who was that? - I don't know. - She had a mask on her head. - Well, if she had an appointment, we could figure out who the fuck she is. - But she just wasn't. - What time is it all now? She's probably there for her 9/3. - Yeah. - It's at 9/30. - It's at 9/30, did that. - What'd you do? She touched the door. - It touched it. - And it exploded, and the other one fell down. - It fell in, and you happened to be there. - Fuck. - That could have just fall and broke if you weren't in the way. - Oh my God. - To that would fuck you up. - So bad. - Who? - So bad. (clears throat) - Oh, no. - Oh. - You just don't turn that camera off. Hurry up, turn that camera off. - What did she. Is that a lady? - Oh, look, look. - Oh, it's like concrete there. - I mean, your ribs are gone. Those are shattered ribs. - Oh, fuck. - Neanna, haven't you been to the Philippines? - I have. - You've been to that resort? - No, I haven't, actually. - Can you send some family to check it out for us? - Oh, I definitely can. - Yeah, can we go to Scout? I found out it's about an hour 15 flight from Manila or a boat ride. - Yeah, that's doable. I have family in Manila. - Oh, can we just. - You really? - Yeah. - Oh, come on, please. - Can we just send some people there, do a field piece? - Yeah, for sure. My family goes there all the time. - I mean, it would be great. It'd be great to, like, just. - Yeah. - It just occurred to me. - We should use our resources. - Yeah. - Are any of them fans of the Hulk you think or of just superheroes? - Actually, yes. - Really? - Yeah. - Dude, this is great. Yeah, please, if you don't mind. - Please reach out. Sorry for the distraction, I just. - No, just hit me. - That's great that you have an in-house resource. - Yeah, I mean, come on. Like, we wanna know. We wanna know more. - I wanna interview with that guy. - Yeah. - Don't send anybody alone. Oh, no. Listen to that voice. He just took him out. - That's a car. - I mean, that car's not hit and played again. - He took them out, dude. - There you are. - Oh, it's flying, too. It's not even going. - Oh, oh, shit. Whatever their carrying is over. - Well, he's okay. - No. - Yeah. - Can we go back again? I feel like it hit three people. What did it, how many people did it hit? You said, he had only hit one guy. - He wasn't, he wasn't critically injured. Yeah. - There's no way they walked back after this. - Who, the. - Yeah. - Can we see it again? - Yeah, sure, yeah. - There's, how many, oh, before, four people? Those, that guy up front. There's no, the guy in the back, it's hit, too, doesn't he? Or is he just. - I think he just gets a little, here, let's see the frame by frame. - What do they care is, what is up top there? - It looks like a little James Brown. - So, he, it barely, I mean, the drivers lay, yeah. - It doesn't really, it just like grazes him. - Yeah. - And this guy in the blue shorts is fucking, good night Irene over here. - God, damn, they walked back. - They walked back. - A bus hit him, that guy didn't stop. - Give him a fucking ride back. - It's a bus. - That guy's like, I'm busy, man. I got shit going on, too. - He did. - Of 20 minutes before. - He had to think he killed someone, too. - He slowed down. He has no way, he doesn't know he, he hit those people. - Yeah. - Woohoo! - Woohoo! - If that guy lived, that's the most, that's the, I guess that would be the most severe case of getting the win knocked out of you, what he's doing there. - This is breathing. - And this is crazy, what they were doing is they were hauling holy gonga water on foot when the truck hit them. And then after, the three of them were injured, one badly, but nobody critically, the driver fled, like just was like, I'm rolling, man, I got a delivery. And then, they spilled holy water, so it voided the trip. So they went, they walked back, refilled it, and then restarted the pilgrimage. - How long is that? - I have no idea how long it doesn't say. - If that doesn't make you go, put down religion for a fucking second. - I know, I don't know what the, I'm carrying this holy water and a bus just fucking hit us. - Bus, I'm out, I'm out, it's my sign that it's okay. - It's okay to leave whatever, it is fucking right? - And they're like, we're starting over. - I talk about this all the time, when I had my battle with Catholicism, 'cause I'm baptized, communing, confirmation. - Do you remember your confirmation name? - I wanna say it was Joseph, maybe, 'cause that was our church, and I just couldn't find the thing at my, Jay is a, I don't, obviously John, Joe's, some basic bit shit. If it's all real, I got the paperwork, you know what I mean? But I 100% had more anxiety and confliction about letting go of my home phone landline than I did Catholicism, really? (laughing) Listen, in my defense, I'm like, how are we ever gonna, how's anybody ever gonna call me? How am I gonna reach people? This is right when this shit's going down. I was like, am I finally ready to cut the cord on the landline? Catholicism, I was like, they're fucking kids, I'm good here. - Yeah, landline was a problem for me. - I feel pretty similarly. I knew it wasn't for me after a while. Pretty much, well, a couple of, once when the priest during confession was I think Jack and off, that might, yeah. And why do you think that? - Well, you mean while you're talking to him and the dude who's over there doing his old, - Yeah, well now he was like, oh yeah, like, what are you telling us? Well, if you're Catholic, when you're a kid, everything's a sin. - Everything. - Everything's a sin. And it's embarrassing. But you would confess like masturbation and you would confess, yeah. Like that was like how, that's how we were talking. - Yeah, they were like, they were like confess and confess impure thoughts. So you would say it. And I was telling, I was telling the priest and he was like, oh yeah, and I was like, I was like, what? He was like, tell me about that. How many times? And it was like his voice, I mean, - Tramble in a little bit. - Yeah, he was like, yeah, and how often do you do that? And I was like sitting there like as a little Catholic kid like knowing that this is bad. And then I was like, and then I think, he's probably seeing like how far he could take this kid. And then I kind of was like shocked. and he was like, "Okay, so go do your hour-fathers, "and I was like, uh, touch my penis through the fence." So I was shocked. (laughing) - You're a sweet kid, I will tell you this. I had a nun in our family. I went to confession a bunch, and especially if she was around, 'cause the rule was you had to confess your sins before you go have the body and blood of Christ at the end of the mask. You can't just roll out of your seat and go up, which we did whenever she was there. - Of course. - But I went into confession a bunch, and I was always creeped out by it. I never gave him anything. I would, I never, I gave him, I would cuss. Yeah, I fought my brother the other day. I gave him bullshit. I'm not kidding you. The last time my grandmother's funeral, sister Carmina made us go to fucking confession. At this point, we're all adults. We know what's going on. And you weren't going up if you didn't go and sisters fucking monitor in that shit. And so I go in and I'm telling you, I remember I was like, yeah, cussed a couple times. I'm speeding a little bit out there. Like that, I'm giving 'em nothing to jerk it to. That's why I was like, what do you say? - Well, I was young, man. I was young, I mean, I was. - I was too, but I was not telling anybody it. - Especially this fucking cream. - I'm trying to remember, I actually have it kind of blacked out, which place I was at and what age that was. So I don't really remember if I was like 11 or 12 or like 14 or if I can't remember which one. But it was like very like, and then, you know, it was mandatory for us to go. Like it was just like a gift to church, where you church every week. And then when I went to college and I would come home, they would be like, it's Sunday. Like we're going to church and then they'd be like, are you going to church up in college? And I was like, yeah, yeah, of course. And then when I would come home to visit after college, it was kind of the same. And then one day, it was weird. - Charles dragging everybody to church every single day. - Well, it was the two of them. - It was. - It was the two of them. - Yeah, he was super Catholic too. - He was super Catholic too. It was like, there was always like, they'd be like, you know, all right, we're going to the 10 o'clock, like normal. Well, one day I'm visiting, I can't remember if I was like 27, 30, like around this age, maybe I'm 30. And they were like, I got up when I got up and they were like, all right, we're taking off. We'll be back like in an hour or whatever. And I was like, okay, and I was kind of waiting. Because sometimes they would do things like parents do, where they would do it, but then give you the guilt after it, you know, so I was waiting for it. And they left, they didn't say, like, come. And then when they came back, they didn't bring it up. They weren't like, interesting that you're here or are you going, they were just like, yeah, so you want a guy to go get lunch? And I was like, yeah. And they were like, okay. And they never, and they never brought it up. - That was the end of it. I think it was almost like they were like, our kids are not like us. So don't. - Well, it's nice that they didn't force it on. - Yeah, it took 30 years, but yeah, it was very nice. - Hey, sometimes it takes a while to get there. - Sometimes it takes a while, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I had Sunday school, bro. I mean, all the way through senior year, I would go my Monday to Friday. We'd have Saturday off, and that was always sports. And then Sunday was CCD, Catholic Church attention, or as my grandma called it, Old School Catechism. - I remember CCD. - And we would go to that every Sunday for first grade, our senior year. So that's when you're getting confirmed when you're in high school, at that point, you know. So yeah, and my dad had died when we were 16, so 10th grade, and we all wanted to quit. But my, you know, my grandmother loses her son, our dad, like it's like, we're gonna fucking go and get this, this is gonna make this lady happy if we get confirmed, so that's why we did it. But I was already over everything at that point. - Yeah, I mean, I mean, we never forced it on our kids. - My daughter went to a little church for preschool and stuff, I wanted to know. I wanted to know, you look, I would go with other friends to, you know, their temple, or their Methodist church, or whatever, and I'm like, this is so much better than our all. - Oh, I know. - Oh, I know. - Well, that's why a lot of those denominations even started. - Yeah, they're really good. - Because we all might wear a special click. I'll never forget, it was a big thing. If you were gonna get your ass kicked after school, be like, I'm in my school clothes, or my church clothes, there's pussy kids would say that. There's a pussy's that the manning talks about. - Pussies! - Yeah, you fucking, I'm in my school clothes. When you're gonna get blood on your fucking school clothes, bro. But yeah, I, yeah, no. - Let's shit. If you're into, I wanted to know. I wanted to know what all of it is. You should understand it. - You should understand it. I also think, like-- - And if you wanna practice it, practice it. - I'm not against it. Like if my daughter said, I really wanna go to church, I'd like you to come with me, or if I had a partner that was like, I want you to come. I would go, I would go. I doesn't mean I'm co-signing on the message I'm hearing. I'm going for this person, not for-- - I think there's also this thing where like, it is young kids, you see, it is comforting to them when you go, some was in charge of everything. They're like, oh, like that keeps them feeling. Say, I remember one time, I was like, Ellis, you know who God is? And they're like, yeah, he goes, yeah, I know who God. I go, who's God? He goes, he controls the weather, man. And I was like, oh, the weather? - I was like, yeah, he does do that. - Fire an alley. - Yeah. (laughing) - I was like, that's so funny. - That is fun. No, that's Mother Nature. - That's Mother Nature, buddy. - He's all that shit. That's what I'm teaching my daughter. Like, love, universe. I don't care if you call it, whatever you call it. There's no denying. There is something else going on here. We are not, we ain't shit. There's so much more that's powerful and deities and entities and universe and all that out there for sure that nobody fucking understands it. - Of course. - But it's undeniable something bigger than us is going on here. - Sometimes you even hear like, I mean, I don't have the capacity, the intelligence to explain any of these things, but like some of the science people will even be like, yes, of course I'm rooted in everything science, but then even some of them will be like, something made all this happen. - No doubt. So I don't know. Do you ever see these things that people do now where they've been doing it for a while? Where they crash a zoom, like somehow crash a zoom. - No. - There's one that like went super viral where you just pop into someone else's zoom. - Somebody else's zoom. It's usually some type of meeting and they got this, this late, they gave, they put names that if you say the name, it sounds like you're saying something else. - That's okay. I've seen a lead, a white lead, it's saying this name and I didn't know that's what this was. I just thought she was an, it's okay. - You've seen the one probably where, there's a black kid, and she says a name that sounds like she's saying the end word. - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he's like, oh, my name's Derek, and then she's like. - But that's because he crashed. - They crashed. - They didn't know that. - That's what she must've done. - In that case, they may have not crashed but they manipulated the thing, but sometimes they crashed them. I don't know if you have that one by chance, but it's a pretty ridiculous one. - How do you do that? Do they know a friend of a friend of a friend that got the link? - I think you could do that, right? - I think you have to. - Yeah, I think you have to. Unless you're just randomly typing in Zoom links and jumping in, but they have them, too, where they just jump in and do just wild stuff. But this person on this one, this is clearly crashing a Zoom. (screaming) - Yeah. - Come on. - Come on. - And then people are like. (laughing) - Who's that? (screaming) - Maybe, what do we need to do is. (screaming) - He's trying to talk through it? - Yeah. (screaming) - And they just want 'em out, you know? They're just like. - Well, he just wants it out of him. - And he's into it, it's all. - That's a good one. - I like this one. - He is shitting its screaming. - He's hopping to a fucking company Zoom, that's one. - The Monday meeting. - That's fucking awesome. - That's amazing. I love that. - I know that what's his name did this during the pandemic. I always give him credit whenever. - Brendan Walsh. - He jumped in? - Yeah. - Yeah, he's crazy. - He got in one? - No, he would do the thing where he would join, like find organizations that are holding like, Zoom meetings to keep contact. - Public ones. - Yeah, or they'd be like, we're having this book meeting, and he'd be like, "Yeah, I want to be a part." He's like, "Yeah, I love books." And then he would join them. And then he would hire someone on Craigslist to stand up naked during the Zoom while he's talking. Yeah. (laughs) - He hired a stranger too. - Yeah, to be like, "Well, you just stand up." - Just stand up and show yourself naked. And then people would be like, "What's happening here?" (laughs) - And it's for his own amusement. It wasn't even for anything. - Of course it's for his own amusement. - And he would be like, "All right, what's going on here?" - Ah, he would throw his up, arms up. But in real life, there's a straight naked straight in his house. - No, he'd be like, "Oh, Venmo, you 100 bucks." Like that, that kind of thing. - Oh, there's Zoom in too. - There's Zoom in in too. - Oh, I thought he's standing. - No, I don't think so. - And he stands up behind ice. - I might have it wrong. - That's actually funny, or he's like, "Here's the link, you do this." And then I'm gonna act like I'm a Paul II. It's even better. - Maybe it wasn't the same room. I just remembered him doing it. - It's very funny. - Yeah. And that's just people going like, "We're talking about books." - Yeah. - Why is your dick out? - You're special. Live and Alive is available on YouTube, the podcast, the honeydew and the way back are available on YouTube. You also have the Patreon, which is fantastic. - Honeydew with y'all. - The craziest stories. I mean, I did it. Like a special episode with you where we would do best of that everything on there. I was like I've never Wait, wait to hear them won't I got for you the next time? I try to like you I tell people I'm like you just can't imagine You can't I'm like I'm the paramedic at the party now. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm the paramedic at the party Like is one guy we scraped a malt row in a shovel. I'm that guy now, but I will say legs were like spaghetti Out of like on a date. Yeah, on a date. She's like so he was burned to the steering wheel his funders were on and we had to Just ash You want to get dessert? Nice meeting him. We just had we just had a guy from the ER Say that he had a patient came in and I want I'm not gonna give it away because you got to check out the honey Do it with y'all it's five bucks a month. It's nothing. We've been doing it for probably four years now She came in and she said There's vines growing out of my box And he looked at me like you did and he goes I can tell you don't know what I'm talking about I said actually I think I do know what you're talking about. I'm assuming boxes her vagina Like it's an old term like get some box or my butt. He goes. Yeah, I go. What do you mean vines? We're growing out He's like vines. We're growing out of her vagina and she said they keep growing back Every time I cut them they keep coming back and you ain't gonna fucking believe What happened and also want to thank the mommy's last time I was in here Oh, now I'm gonna get sad because last time I was in here Christina was here and I was the hamburger learn she was that For Halloween and shit or whatever and you didn't dress sounds right and I promoted the special and my old one left the sun was just at about a million and you guys fucking went and Pushed you pushed over that fucking limit. 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