You Say Pod, I Say How High? Ft. Nick Murphy | Son of a Boy Dad #404

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How's it going? It's an honor to be back. Veteran Nick Murphy. Thank you, guys. Father of Alex Cooper's child. Nick Murphy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate that. You've been on the pod more than anybody, I think, at this point. I think I'm breaking the record today. Yeah, definitely. I don't know. I saw the clip of you guys in the McCusker and you guys were debating who was the most. Because he's been on three times. I know. And I saw that and I was like, we're going to have to break that. Yeah. Yeah. I texted you immediately. And then you were like, we're fishing. We can't do it. And I'm like, God damn it. Now, could you argue it's because I'm the most available guest? No. No. No, no, no. No. And no one would have thought of that if you didn't just say that. No, I'm not. You guys say pod. I say how high. No, it's an honor, dude. I love coming on here with you guys. Yeah. What have you been up to, brother? Doing a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I moved to Austin. Really? I'm there with those guys. Sell out. It's great. Sell out? I wish, man. I wish I was selling out. No. How is it? Is it everything that they make it out to be? I feel like moving there in the summertime is a wild move. I think people think it's hotter than it is, dude. I don't know. It's not that extreme. Is it worse than Atlanta for heat? Probably. Well, it's different. Atlanta's more humid. That's what people freak out about in Atlanta. You know. But I think it's fine. We've actually had more snow. It snowed a couple days in Texas. Yeah. Yeah. You were out there for that. And everybody got slammed with that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That shit was crazy. I was out there. I was in Dallas for that. That was crazy. Yeah. That was. Yeah. I don't know what I was going to say. It's Austin. Is that bad when it snows? It's a good start. Snow's not good, right? I heard people. I saw an internet movement disparaging Atlanta. There's always one of those. Not one week ago. Yeah. Not seven days ago. Was it Matt Rife again? Bro, doesn't he live in like fucking. It's like Rhode Island or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has like a thousand acres in Rhode Island. He bought like the Conjuring house. He just owns the state. Oh, yeah. I saw that thing. Yeah. The house where the Conjuring takes place in Rhode Island. He bought it. But that's not where he lives. He has another house with like horses and shit. That would be crazy. If he lived there, you would have to assume he made some sort of deal with the devil. Sure. Yeah. You got to live in this house, but you'll be able to sell out stadiums forever. You'll be the hottest guy alive. Would you guys do that? But you're going to be haunted forever. I think I would do that shit. I would not do that. Have you ever seen the Conjuring? No. Yeah. Yeah. Is it spooky? I think it's probably. Maybe that's the last question they ask. They're like, have you seen the movies? Like, no. It's fine. Just buy it, dude. Just sleep there. It's great. Yeah. The Conjuring, I think, is for me, I would say it's top three horror movies I've ever seen. Nice. What's the premise? It's this premise of every single horror movie where they move into a house and they're like, this is a great house. Yeah. And then they're like, uh-oh. Turns out it's not so great after all. Turns out the clocks stop at the same time. Every night. And then demons come out of the walls. Also, a demon just made me kill my family. Yeah. Is that what the demons do? I guess that's pretty much. One of them it does. Yeah. The dad. Like, the dad tries to kill the whole family at the end. It's the Ryan Reynolds one? I don't know. I don't think Ryan Reynolds is it. Not in the Conjuring, but it's a different one. There's a lot of them. There's a lot. Yeah. What did they say about Atlanta? Who's trash? They said it was, uh, they said it's the woods. The woods. They said that the entire, if you like. Oh, like it's inside the woods. Yeah. I saw that too. Yeah, yeah. If you take a picture from above Atlanta, it's actually just the, you're just in the fucking forest. Okay. Is that an insult? Got your ass. Yeah. I will say I was just in Atlanta for like the, I've been to Atlanta so many times. This was definitely the worst place I've stayed in, in Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was a little bit of a sketch. Was it the woods? Was it a carved out tree? No, it wasn't the woods. Actually, our house was kind of in the woods. It was in like a very suburban area, very nice house, but the area surrounding it was worse. It was very worrisome. Just too many, too many woods. Too many woods. Exactly. Well, there's worse stuff you can get in Atlanta. In the woods. You can get crimes and gunshots. Yeah. Backwoods. Most people want to be near the woods, but that kind of is what it is. It's a, it's a big city and then you go out and it's just, the rest is just Georgia. Yeah. You know. I didn't realize that the interstates and all that were created specifically for segregating the city. Is that so? Yeah. I read a whole article about it. Well, let's take a quick commercial break. Let me Google some of that stuff. How fucking pissed did you get? Yeah. When you heard about that. In fear. I tried to take down the interstates myself. Yeah. Went out there with a sign. Knock these down. Jackhammer to fucking rip up the interstate. Damn. Austin, Texas. Yeah. Is it, has it proven to be fruitful standup wise? I think it's great. There's a lot, there's a ton of stage time. And I mean, from what you were saying earlier, like everybody thinks it's all mothership and Joe Rogan and stuff. There's like eight other clubs there. I was not aware of before I moved there. Bar shows, all kinds. You can get on stage a lot. Close to here, I think. Maybe not quite that much, but pretty close. And you don't have to get on the train. Everything's right next to each other. Yeah. You got a car out there? I do. That's huge. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't have to drive. Once you get downtown, you get on a, you just can walk around. They got those lime scooters, which. Yeah. All the clubs are right next to each other, which is cool. Yeah. Like very close. Exactly. Those scooters are a hazard though. They're a hazard. And it's, it's on the one hand, I can't believe people get hit on them. Like it's so easy. Well, these guys, these comics aren't athletes. That's the problem. Just bend your knees, take the hit. On the other hand, on the other hand, I'm one gay slur out of somebody's car away from never using them again. Oh yeah. If I'm on one, I'm just saying if someone did, I'd be like, you're right. This is gay. I don't know what I'm doing, man. That used to happen all the, I feel like that was like my whole childhood was like biking and the group of kids pulling over and being like, that's all it takes. That's all it takes. Then you never bike for six months. Yeah. I guess I'll walk. I guess I will walk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of feel like the word faggot has to be like a little bit diluted in Austin though. You know what I mean? You're saying a lot of it. Yeah. You got to come up with something else. Yeah. You hear a lot of Al. Yeah. I just called someone in the front row that last night. I'm saying this while I'm on my scooter. Yeah. Like we are, we are a little bit like thirsty for a fresh slur as slurs have, have been reintroduced into a polite society. Let's make one up right now. Let's do it. I mean, for the lime scooter. I think there's got to be just an arsenal of slurs that you can use. Yeah. I think the R slur, the F slur, like, I think all of that is just like, it doesn't, it doesn't really hit the same. Yeah. Did they ever try to have the scooters here or no, never even attempted. I think it's a city bike, it's a city bike town. City bike stuff. But the scooters are nice. But I think you can't have both in a city. I don't think that, I think that there are cities that have city bikes and there are cities that have scooters. Can you think of a city that has both? You don't think Austin has bikes? Not city bikes. They do. They got them, right? There's like lime scooters. I don't know if we have like city bikes. Segregation all over. Yeah, exactly. The interstates. You can't have both. Yeah. That's nasty. But it's an honor to be back, dude. Of course. I'm seeing clips of you guys have Jason Williams on the goddamn podcast. I know, I know. We were talking a lot about him. Did you see what's been going on with him this weekend? Yeah, yeah. Tyler filled me in. Oh, with the softball? The softball stuff, yeah. They hit his daughter five times. Yeah, man. That's fucking insane. That's legendary status. Well, they're just like the coach. The coach being like, hit her again. Yeah. Go fucking smoke her again. So did he say any, like, has he gone public with anything? He was like screaming at them and he got kicked out of the stadium for being mad that they were hitting his daughter with the softball. Oh, I love that. That's great. Does it hurt getting hit with a softball like that? It is funny to get hit with something underhanded. Yeah, it can't be that bad, right? Until it's a girl and all that stuff. And the ball is called a softball. Yeah, that's true. That shit cannot be that bad. And it's always. Five times, though. Five times. They're going to add up. They're going to add up, I would think. Especially if it's the same spot every time. She's just not moving. It just takes. sit on the knee again god damn it but he went to florida and he was just like gator chomping at them ironically just trying to embarrass them he's just a psycho like i don't even think that any of that like he's not using it for content or doing it for content like he's just being like a psycho protective dad which i kind of i'll watch viral videos of people being psycho dads at literally games and i'm like that's a bad look but then i see him doing it and i'm like i kind of but it's also it's not little dog i'm with him she's in like college right yeah yeah but it's like you don't just start doing that yeah that is true yeah he's definitely been doing that forever yeah you also have an argument if they're hitting your daughter five yeah when did he start losing it after like the third that's funny after three he's like all right we're cool now and then four he's like standing up but i think that the coach of florida is actually a bad guy not only because jason williams also posted a picture of him uh shoving a college girl really what he shoved a girl because she wouldn't shake his hand in the line so he fucking shoved her oh this is post game this is post game and then they wouldn't shake hands after the game yeah no shit they put but they they plunked five times and then he wouldn't like if you hit the other team five times you can't refuse to shake their hands no it's like they have the right to refuse you you don't you can't be like no we're not shaking hands you can't refuse to shake their hands you can't refuse to shake their hands i don't like what they did out there yeah yeah they just got hit five times five times is insane when did they stop they were doing that she's a beast she has 24 dingers this year she's hitting like 440 wait so did she get hit five times somebody yeah that's what i'm confused about so did she get walked five she got walked five times i mean yeah she took base five times well she got hit though but it was it's not an intentional it's a three game series it was a three game series where she got hit five times oh okay oh i thought it was like five at bats in a row yeah yeah that would be that would go viral hit me again surely they're not about to fucking plunk me because at a certain point doesn't the pitcher get thrown out yeah yeah you'd have to they don't just let you just hit someone five times in a row i've always thought that it's like unless jason williams dog in the umpire yeah i'm just like all right do it again one more time he's called he's called strikes every time she gets hit i always thought oh there it is that's him like celebrating with the team i love that dude love that yeah so they won yeah they won the last game of i think they like nine run ruled them damn they smoked them ran them out of the building no wonder they were hitting people shout out dude that was this is 16 to 7 i like you guys have the footage now we can watch this yeah yeah it is nice we've stepped up over here dude you guys are like this is awesome tv dude i didn't know i listen man and i don't want to do a glaze fest here i didn't know your fucking rap battle god over here oh yeah yeah a little while ago then i see you going off on kaisen at not stuttering not stumbling it's very impressive it gets me literally nothing i don't i don't care i retired right after actually getting cred from you is the is the most that i've got from it so i will take that that is nice all right well then it does mean nothing you're right it does get nothing for you i thought it was sick i thought that it was going to be like oh i thought it was david letterman like i thought it was like the modern version like right well that's where things are going moment for like my future yeah and like it happened at maybe like tyler was there it happened at like 5 a.m like like nothing happened it was like basically like like when infomercials come on regular tv it was kaisen i was the sham wow guy of the kaisen all his fans like you know let's get back to the fireworks in the house let's blow up the house again please yeah yeah he like sky dove that day like live on tv and i was just like oh like this isn't like close to the biggest thing that's happened up next we have a guy bringing a ferret onto the show he's gonna show you what that's like yeah you're the pet guy yeah that's crazy because he was in the middle of like a like a what like a month-long stream that's so funny i had uh two minutes of his like month-long stream of his uh 100 000 minutes of programming i had two minutes of this is about to change everything yeah yeah lebron yeah that's tough lebron's in the waiting room well somebody who's done the tonight show and is still not famous at all i've been there bro i forgot that you just did the tonight show i was on there with julius randall and people were way more excited to hear him talk about swimming with sharks to see me do five minutes that was his story yeah it's swimming with sharks that is fucking sharks pretty fucking cool see you're already hyped about that you know i'm already in the past i just said that i was wait julius randall swam with what madman's ass sentence yeah did you meet him at all i did it was very cool yeah yeah he's like one of my all-time favorite players i was like a nut about him back at kentucky but i heard that he's surly i heard that he's like a little bit of a a tough teammate well i would i mean yeah i think that's the rap but he's a very nice guy if you're you know not playing basketball with or against him you know i i shook his head i just said how do you guard he's he's a gargantuan human being yeah so i was just like how do you guard you and he laughed at that and uh turns out you just back off him you know no i'm just kidding i'm sorry i'm sorry julius that was neither here nor there damn that's so fucking sick what was the uh like that must have been one of the most nerve-wracking moments of your career yeah you do feel the moment for sure when he's like saying your name and you're like oh shit this is on tv this is a big deal yeah yeah yeah and it's also like isn't it like in the middle of the day when you do it yeah you go up at like 6 p.m 5 p.m because it doesn't air obviously till later yeah yeah was the uh it's it's in the city though it's in new york yeah yeah 30 rock yeah yeah so you rehearse it in front of just the camera crew oh really it's like seven dudes are they did they give you anything and you have to do your set you gotta do the whole thing yeah but well people were making it like it was gonna be this weird thing but they're actually they were hamming it up like they were laughing at all the right places and it's like that's nice i've been doing this long enough i've done shows with less yeah that is true with less stakes and earlier in the day yeah yeah seven's not a bad crowd yeah man and they were great they were laughing and everything and then the set the roots were sick i got to meet quest love and black thought oh you met him yeah right before you go up black thought was giving me some shit because uh i rehearsed in my i was just wearing a wrestlemania t-shirt and i was waiting on them to press my jacket yeah and so i had my dress you have to wear your dress shoes so they know how you're gonna walk when you get out there what does that mean what do you mean how are you gonna walk how would you walk different in dress shoes like what do you go like tap dancing out there apparently somebody went on with like sneakers and then wore some brand new shoes when they actually did their set and they were like duck walking out there and it fucked with the camera or something so from now from here on out everyone has to rehearse in their dress shoes so anyway i was just wearing dress shoes and a wrestlemania i look ridiculous yeah and black thought came up to give me some shit about that and he was wearing a coat i've told people that looked like it was made out of an animal that doesn't exist that's how wealthy this guy is yeah what a fucking legend so he was like you wearing that when you go out there like giving me shit yeah so i touched his coat i thought i was gonna get one of these big laugh out of black thought big risk don't ever do that don't ever touch black that's close you have to but i went for it i went for it i thought i was gonna get one of these big laugh out of black thought that that made me relax a little bit that's pretty my all-time favorite rapper and uh and he's great sass makes fun of bt and sass makes fun of me for it he's like that's my dad's favorite rapper yeah yeah my dad's a big black thought yeah i thought that he was i thought i don't i i don't know if that was a good my pops is a big black guy that's the name of the episode right there i just thought that i mean i think that he's just like a classic awesome rapper yeah i agree it deserves to be disparaged no i agree great great guy you're never gonna get the tonight show now great jacket too yeah you're never gonna get colbert either probably not but it's all right i'll be fine no colbert shows off the air that's why oh they canceled him you don't even know that no i got the joke he was yeah yeah yeah colbert's test i thought colbert or that was kimmel the one that they canceled and brought back yes yeah they brought him back colbert didn't get brought back yeah he didn't have active beef with donald well i guess everybody has beef you think he was waiting around after kimmel got brought back i bet they're bringing us back too right just checking his phone updating it's coming man i think he did like uh he started a public access show the day after he got really yeah but i think they're trying to take that off the air oh no one episode in even though he's paying for the airtime yeah yeah that's brutal i think he had like eminem on it or something like that this was tough this is real oh yeah he throws him in the dumpster yeah yeah that's so sick when was this that's the president guys this is on the last show yeah this was the last episode no it wasn't no it wasn't and they canceled the show oh my god i saw people disparaging uh how many people were on the the the crew that was insane i saw that too like people at barstool tweeting that are they fucking stupid people being like who was the the uh luke bluntman what did bluntman say he tweeted and he was like yeah we're actually going live for after dark this week with five people i was like yeah no yeah and that's what it looks like it looks like you're going live with five people yeah this is a teeth this is on television they need a hundred cameramen to laugh at the comics yeah dude i don't think uh i think there's a massive mat like if you do like if you do like surviving barstool or you do like one of the barstool shows where there's like a like they have like a massive budget that's what it looks like and that's what it was 200 people surviving barstool there were like there was a hundred people working on it there's a big difference between like a podcast and a network television show yeah there are a lot more bodies involved people being like part of my take does it with just 12 guys that's all that's needed it's like yeah they're like filming it on their phone it doesn't take that deep of a production yeah that's fucking ridiculously dumb i just don't think it's like a new thing that a lot of people work on tv shows and maybe that's like the the downfall of the industry that you can make stuff more lo-fi but it's also there's like unions and like lighting and everybody's watching all these streamers man stage three guys going skydiving but dude fucking state kaisa not has a fucking hundreds hundred thousand people working there's like hilarious there was 150 security guys yeah like there would just be a security guy that passes you off to another security guy yeah they're just all low-level security guys even in stand-up dude people are walking into shows with like 10 person camera crews and you're like oh i see why you have a million followers yeah that shit's it's a little frustrating i don't have that yeah you do i don't have that in my bag you do see that yeah and then you're like why is this person selling out theaters oh they post 10 reels a day on instagram they just flood the gram flood the algorithm oh they're trying harder than me yeah they're spending every dollar but that's the difference like i said you know did the tonight show it doesn't really i mean it's sick it's a great credit and i love that i did it but uh yeah i don't have a million followers after doing that now now yeah okay so this is for comparison part of my take does around 150 episodes a year they have probably another hundred pieces of content they have six or so team members outside of big cat pft hank and they travel all the time dave has three i think hey son of a boy dad listeners we'll be right back but first a quick message from one of our 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a network television show every day yeah dave doesn't care like what his lighting looks like no no are they arguing that dave needs more is that what they're saying no they're arguing that the the there's like a barstool bubble of people that work at barstool who are convinced that everyone else needs to live the exact same way that barstool operates i see which like i get what they're saying to an extent like obviously like yeah pmt does better than this show and they have a lot of money and they have a lot of way less producers but they also need way less producers they don't have like wardrobe and makeup that they have to do before going on camera right you guys you guys didn't touch me up before i came on exactly there's a lot more moving parts on nbc than there are and it's also like the landscape of how things are is changing this is like a legacy show and like on tv shows everybody used to wear like suits and like exactly like yeah shoot like shiny shoes that clickety clacked when you walk out and like you don't see that anymore yeah and like it is changing like you turn on sports center i was watching sports center this weekend like it is kind of like goofy that all the sports center anchors are wearing suits yeah so that kind of looks fucking dumb like maybe they shouldn't be wearing wrestlemania shirts but like they don't have to be wearing like full like three-piece suits so you guys are saying though that's a reasonable staff for that i don't know i mean i think like you're not surprised by it i'm not surprised by that at all like and if they would have cut some of those people it might still be a reasonable staff for that i don't know they'll be on the air i think they were losing a lot of money actually was a big reason why they yeah are toast but yeah it was like what 40 40 mil a year or something that they were losing something this i saw something like that i mean i would guess everyone in that photo is probably making like a grand a week and then there's probably like two guys that are making like 20 mil each a year yeah yeah steven colbert is just eating like a bowl of gold chips yeah let's google more how down bad steven colbert is a good catholic boy like colbert 40 mil dude 40 mil a year or that's how much he was making losing yeah it's a lot of money the show i mean i mean the they like yeah i just feel like it's um also if you have like a live crowd that's a lot of shit that goes into it too i gotta have everyone like i remember going to snl and it's like they have like there's just like handlers everywhere to make sure you don't like do something retarded rush the stage yeah exactly tackle lorne yeah but snl is like this it has to be more people than that probably yeah and insane and that's one one show a week for like 20 weeks a year yeah it's not that insane i don't know the dream's dead and everything's changing is this something your fans are gonna get hype about the depths of the late show cancellation i don't know if our fans are gonna care about it hopefully they care about it was just like a weirdly big barstool topic because everyone was tweeting about it the staff size i don't know but also it's like bro there's like we have like 500 employees in our school like what are you talking about yeah you guys the only ones in this building right now exactly coming in on the off day on the national holiday still working yeah put us on front street like that not a single person in the office ghost town i was watching a band of brothers all morning to celebrate the holiday yeah so watch have you ever watched it a couple and not the whole thing but yes i'm familiar you gotta go watch the whole thing that's i would say that's probably my favorite show ever it's great it's so good honestly though um i had to throw on the subtitles for what band of brothers why the soundbite mixing his ass really it's just all fucking like are you sure that's not just your home setup my home setup it might be ass as well i think it might need a tuning runes watching like oh those are gunshots wow i didn't i didn't know until i read it what's happening i can't tell who's on what side oh my god is he dead who's the good guys yeah no my home setup is uh it is absolute bullshit because uh no soundbar i have the soundbar but it's like it's the you must not have it on cinema mode no it's embarrassing it's like tucked behind the fucking it's muffled front console it's muffled because my wife doesn't look like how it looks aesthetically why don't you guys get it mounted because she doesn't like how it looks aesthetically i'm not master of my domain you gotta cater to the ladies yeah but set up shit like if you just mounted it like right below the tv you wouldn't even be able to know that's where it was and fucking she she obviously won this argument starting the fight over yeah i know i lost it was gunshots in my house what about like just tucking it behind the tv but mounting it it is the tv so frame tv it's the tv's flush to the wall there's nowhere behind the tv to watch it my house is aesthetically and it has either two towers but the towers are like on the ground behind the couch towers aren't doing shit they're not doing shit it's muffled you should just get a good pair of like earbuds or like headphones like wire like bluetooth i see the gear start sass is gonna figure out how to ruin your marriage he's gonna because he's such an idiot if you come come through and try to mess with it and see if you could do anything but i guarantee there's nothing that that you could do i think that would be the aesthetic argument you just got to get the head i think headphones like a good headset you're just watching tv with headphones on i think that's the play i know people that did that when they when they had kids that like for the first year they just watched everything on uh with headphones yeah that's insane though kid is screaming in the other room he just locked into i'm watching band of brothers you gotta explain that to a doctor later your kid has pneumonia we were invading i was i was locked in you got noise canceling headphones on watching fucking war footage i was on solo dad duty this entire weekend it was fucking insane my wife was at a bachelorette party so it's just me the two kids and the fucking dogs and i'm doing every diaper change every blowout every fucking piss themselves every sick in the middle of the night just completely solo uh but every like i got them they're in like one year old clothes now every pair of clothes that they have this like new shipment of clothes there's a tag on the collar that says like not safe around fires and it's like no shit dude yeah i wasn't gonna like try to put out a fire with my kids clothes but that means that something happens right to put that on there every morning label every everything there was a lawsuit some guy was like oh i'll throw my kid on this yeah just douse the flames stop dropping and rolling a fire with my fucking kids clothes i mean it kind of makes me think that those are just those those that clothes they might just go up quick yeah yeah but like it might be like not even like you can't even be around a fire like in the same building just combusting in the other room because of the fumes they can't even play too hard a little bit of friction my son is so fast wait till you see him did he burst in the flame the other day i just didn't know like what they thought i was doing that it's like a fucking huge label on every one of their collars like do they think that i was putting my kids in your fires or like trying to put out fires with the clothes or like what why would this ever be why would this ever like no shit this was never gonna come in so give me your shirt yeah take that off take that off run into the baby's room get all the clothes yeah it's getting worse before this spreads leave the kid grab the clothes grab all the onesies yeah so dad you're layered up right now you could use your clothes it's a sick expensive fit now these are these don't light they're flameproof you put your cigarette to your son's shirt so get over here i just didn't get it daddy's alone this weekend i need you uh i uh we were talking a little ball before before you showed up i watched the lamar odom doc last night yeah man banger you're talking ball or you're talking rock talking ball there's not a lot of ball turns out in the doc it's a lot of extracurricular activities yeah it's not a big basketball doc but pretty good was he on other than crack obviously crack i don't even think he was on crack he's on coke nice he was he was or no i guess he was certified crack he was freebasing quite a bit freebasing prostitutes yeah yeah and fucking i don't even know what he was doing i saw the one clip that was like i went to the bunny ranch for my birthday i think he didn't he talked to his financial advisor and took out like a hundred grand or something i love i love the financial advisor meeting before going to the bunny ranch how much can i afford to take out how many jobs is that well they said his bill at the end of it was like 75 000 nice after he was like that's that's got to be tough when you're already in the hospital and they're like by the way got an outstanding outstanding balance this has nothing to do with your medical stuff this is a totally different thing but you do also need to pay this but yeah i think it was 75 grand if you do crack is that the only drug that you're doing do you think you need like other stuff like are you are you mixing like a drug cocktail or if you do crack like that's it like you don't really need to like add on other shit assume that i don't think you're like let me take a 10 milligram edible on top of the crack yeah we mellow this thing out top it off hit my mix you know and if that's the case though like isn't crack like kind of inexpensive like in the grand scheme of drugs like isn't it one of the least less expensive ones i have you're talking to the wrong guy i've never purchased personally i don't see a lot of crack addicts like that guy's doing well i don't see that i think it is a pretty low expense low cost thing sheen sheen was doing decently well really wasn't he like super rich he was like a millionaire and doing crack i mean i think if you have millions i'd i'd assume you're good on the crack expenses yeah you still have millions because it's not expensive yeah because unless you're spending millions on crack then you're probably in a tough situation he was doing all kinds of stuff though i think he was he was all over the place wasn't he i don't know he was also having sex with men which is its own drug right fellas yeah that's worse than crack in the crack and i've heard that's more addicting wasn't he saying that on podcast he's like yeah i dip in guys once in a while yeah he did yeah he did say that this guy was living the life he he said i saw an interview with him the other day saying that he the cartel like at one point like the cartel like was his drug dealer really and they like shut him out they were like this guy's selling drugs and he was like because he had like an in-between connect with the cartel and that guy was like the cartel says that you're selling drugs because the amount of drugs that you've bought like there's no way yeah you're not doing all of this yeah and then he was like apparently he smoked i think like right before he got sober he smoked like four pounds of coke i'm sorry i didn't know the cartel was full of pussies i just can't handle your stuff oh that's too much drugs yeah apparently he smoked like four pounds of crack charlie we care about you you're going crazy charlie can you sit down man we're really worried about you there's song you guys head off in the background like charlie we just we want you to be okay man actually believe it or not we actually have a good rehab connect as well the cartels run the rehabs that's where they really make their money the rehab sides of it i heard some nasty stuff speaking of gay sex and crack cocaine i heard nasty stuff about tom hardy dipping into both of those those things as well yeah he's so cool he made it sound cool i think i saw one of those interviews too i don't think i saw that that like pre-25 tom hardy was maybe homeless and on crack yeah and like also like dabbled in the gay sex right and then he turned it all around well that's good i'm glad to hear that at least can we get to the bottom of whether uh tom hardy was certified of course he was doing gay sex that's just being an actor but like calling calling not being gay anymore turning it all around really got his life together man yeah he went to rehab for being yeah gay as hell now he's bane and cool 13 he was using hallucinogens at boarding school oh so he's like a rich kid all right that's not that cool teens and 20s escalated to alcohol and crack cocaine okay that's one of those things is not like the other find the gay stuff where's the gay stuff yeah and was it gay stuff to get the crack cocaine yeah look that up because that's a little bit more permissible in my book thieving and gay sex stealing ass this is how he prepped to play bane i was born in the asshole there he is the picture is of him being bane gay sex and then you dressed as bane is a very funny uh that is dark then locked in with batman that was that deep deep ass hole that he was in that he couldn't get out of yeah yeah yeah that's the darkness addiction and a man's ass that's awesome dude the hole is the that that little tunnel that he had to climb out of is actually the asshole man it's the rectum this is such a different we're just googling gay sex facts about actors now yeah we're just turfing the algorithm over here yeah yeah he can get away with it i don't begrudge him his gay sex because he's such a damn good actor yeah i mean once you play bane he's the coolest guy ever yeah that's why we're having to google if he had yeah it's not like common knowledge now and you don't even believe it when you hear it swept yeah yeah you're like not my google that no fucking way you know i'm a little disappointed never had gay sex in my research is uh renner jeremy renner really think he's i think he's the kind of guy who would be a method enough actor that he would have banged a dude in his ass to prep for a role yeah i could have seen that like you know maybe he's maybe he's actually in brokeback mountain instead yeah jill and hall or it was about him or like he was the stunt cock and broke back yeah imagine being the stunt guy and broke back now yeah it's a tough job we need you one more time yeah that ass climax yeah get that ass on ice we need you in an hour he's like can we do heath legend this time man i'm saying jill and hall's really laying on me man you tell him to calm down he's gonna do anything at any point but all i hear about renner now is like uh obviously he had that like the snowplow that vicious snowplow accident or something he got ran i think it was a snowmobile talk about gay sex that guy got plowed through snowplow hard i think it was a snowmobile but it's way funnier to think of it as a snowplow that he i thought it was a snowplow i think it was a mobile it was a mobile it was oh i thought he was in his driveway in a snowplow just it was one of those dumbest ways to die ever when you're like by yourself you're like how did i let this happen snowmobile i think you could take that pretty easily i think that his eyeball was like outside of his his uh face yes his eye popped out yeah it was like was that from the pressure it like squeezed it out yeah probably yeah i know he almost died yeah and then like he was like pushing it back into his eye i don't think he talked about it at all until he went on rogan and he was like i actually got ran over by a snowplow yeah yeah yeah his eye was out like a thing thing it talks about prepping for a role man yeah but now i think he's a hundred percent fine and i think that he's attributing it to the uh the peptides yeah really so this was all a big scam you never got hit by a fucking snowplow just to push the product yeah yeah he struck a deal with big peptide with retta yeah to push the retta yeah retta's the big one now everyone's getting on it but i also heard that uh like how pat's on him uh pat from barstool who uh what do he tear his he tore his acl or some shit like that and he was on him uh but i think that it's just like i don't know it's supposed to like make your skin glow your may like fix your hair and shit like that and he looks pretty pretty much the same yeah i don't know about all that about the peptides but there's people that's placebo happening yeah it could be some some strong placebo people are like yeah you just inject it into like right where you want it to work well you also say he tore his acl we never really got back to that you just said yeah his skin looks good it's like it's like i thought that i thought it was going to address the need i don't know he's like his hair looks good it's nice his acl has actually never been in better shape yeah yeah i saw him sprinting down seventh half this morning he was skipping it's those peptides man they got him back for it he still had the brace on and it just came undone halfway through the force he's lost a lot of intelligence but he's our fastest employee now that's the peptides that's the balance yeah yeah your iq is going to drop a little bit actually eats away at your brain my god your acl will be be in good shape yeah on the way back from uh surviving barstool i watched uh nuremberg have you guys watched that movie yet i don't think so now it's about the nuremberg trials on the trials of course not nuremberg elementary school not that one yeah the classic um but at the uh at the at the end obviously they hang all the nazis not really a spoiler i think everybody knows that the nazis uh got killed yeah but they said that they were like they made it there wasn't like one guy's like guys let's talk about this man it was they tried to like uh negotiate their way out of it and they like they made the decision at like seven o'clock one night that they were going to hang them all and then they brought them all sleeping pills uh that they get every night but they were like instead of sleeping pills on this one night we're going to give them peptides now they like juice i don't know what happened it's glowing it's great go out with great air strengthen their necks they gave them up you can't even hang these guys anymore man they're freaks what the fuck's going on yo let us down double jeopardy like you can't hang them again yeah man they gave them a placebo so they wouldn't like be drowsy like they wanted them to actually feel it um on the on the very night of oh that's sick and then yeah There's a lot of people that are like oh my god they're not going to do it they're going to be like oh my god they're not going to do it they're not going to do it they're not going to do it this hurts way more than it was supposed to and then uh the one dude like wouldn't put his like ready to go get get hanged and he like threw a tantrum and like wouldn't put his clothes on he just refused it's kind of a power play yeah it's like a loophole and what'd they say they're like okay you're out of it really no they must have shot him instead no they like one kind american soldier like helped him put his fucking clothes on you have to get dressed to be hanged is that what you're saying i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know yeah i don't want they don't want you naked yeah you gotta die with some dignity that's so funny where the guy's like just holding the socks like dude don't make me do this don't make me because that that's what a lot of i'm surprised more people didn't do that where they're like well i'm just not gonna put my clothes on then right i'm just i don't know how you hang a group of people like wouldn't you be like no like if there's a multiple of you yeah like yeah you're not getting us on these in these nooses there's 20 of us they also said that they didn't tell them till like 11 45 and they got hung at 12 so they woke them up at 11 45 and they're like time to get hung oh man you're fucking done don't feel bad for them i don't i don't feel bad for them i'm just saying i feel like there's a way to what like give them like a good last day like let them i just feel like you could easily fight back against like hey we're gonna hang you by the way here it comes another sass another great sass theory i would have made it out man now schwitz dude i'm out of there i mean there's there's there's however many of us there's a rope and we're all dying we're all dying to the rope this is sass backstage before getting hung with his boys dude let's band together guys we can get out let's rush the guards yeah they have guns we i know they were like fat old like german like that they were like the officers they were like yeah stuffed with like fine cheeses and like bad ideas it's not like they were like the best and brightest soldiers you're also not wrong i think i think there is something in you that wants to like if i'm gonna die anyway i might as well go down swinging you know i think there's that's a fair thing to say i would be holding on to the rope well no they tie your hands why they wouldn't forget to do that i'm gonna be trying to call they don't give you an out jerry do you forget to tie his fucking hands man you've done you're doing this all week man i'm hanging from my waist sass is doing his first pull-up of his life the adrenaline they force you to okay okay okay i'll take it i'll take it i'll take it the one dude uh the most famous guy in the movies played by russell crowe i forget who he i'm intentionally forgetting his fucking dumb ass nazi name yeah or whoever he he somehow got the the cyanide so like right beforehand he like popped a pill and killed himself they're like you don't get to fucking do this they were furious but then one of the other guys like he was too strong his neck was too strong for the rope so they hung him and he was like just shaking and so they had to go up and grab his feet and fucking like eat like yank him down until it broke his neck that's brutal they don't know what to do they kick him in the balls or something they yanked him so much and and until he like evacuated his bladder and there was just like a fucking like piss at the fucking ground this is a movie it's i mean it's it's based on what what actually happened at the nuremberg trials sounds brutal yeah i mean it's hilarious well they're also like the nazis yeah but you do like it's funny because they're bad people right yeah exactly so to watch a guy like shit himself while you're shaking on his feet you're pulling in like a lawnmower court i just don't i don't get the like the old time like obsession with hanging people yeah like i think i would just be like let's give him the pill dude there was a a massive audience like that and and it was like this is the thing people used to go this is entertaining right back in the day i liked it it was like limited seating like there there was two uh american journalists two french journalists two australian just because it was like a packed house like you couldn't get a fucking seat for the nazi hanging it was the hottest hottest ticket in town yeah it's like going to see book of mormon or something yeah but they're killing people crazy that was like 80 years ago like it's not even that long ago they were they were holding on to people they were holding on to people they were holding on to people they were people's legs trying to hang them yeah it's fucking crazy it probably happened it probably happened like 45 years ago oh it's probably happened today yeah still hanging yeah some other country yeah there's 10 guys hanging onto one dude's legs swinging around because he stole like a basket of fruit in a third world country stole some dates yeah yeah man guy took oranges bad guy we're taking feeding his family feeding his hungry family real nazi this guy man we had to hang him oh man great flick though but i wonder if someone ever like tried to take a chick on like a first date to like a public hanging because that was entertainment oh definitely and they were probably pumped it's like you want to go out like they're killing a guy on wednesday did you get these tickets game time we're in the third row this is unbelievable my dad knows the executioner my dad actually made the rope there was like uh i think like a third of the new york population went to go see the hanging of the guy there's a guy who tried to kill george washington there was like a plot to kill george washington and they did it at christy street like it was like a christy and like uh it was like right in the middle of like modern chinatown i biked through it every day and it was like a third of new york came out to watch this guy get hung like the entire city they might have to bring that back if the knicks win that's what it's going to be like yeah a third of the city is going to be outside and there's going to be like a pacers fan getting like strung up well if they lose it'll be mike brown it'll be a coach what are they up 3-0 or is it 2-1 3-0 3-0 3-0 and tonight they could fucking i mean by the time this this comes out get there get on the paint yeah yeah get to cleveland oh it's in cleveland that's tough hopefully they lose then come back yeah hopefully the the nick oh so it can happen here yeah yeah this is the conference finals yeah like if you guys win tonight you go to the finals well i'm not a knicks fan oh that's right sorry but but you saying that is like basically like that's the reason for hanging in new york well i hope you're gonna have to go home next year also if they lose once then they get superstitious people say oh they're gonna blow this three oh shit it's knicks all over again you know falling apart that is true yeah i think they're gonna get smoked tonight no chance no they've been smoking every thing the calves are like smoke calves are washed up unfortunately i would actually i'm gonna say i'll take i'm gonna take calves minus 20 really yeah put it in now then pussy come on brought to you by draft kings i don't even know if they're on this episode but i'm taking it i'm taking i got a hunch in today's uh scene of uh or today's episode of band of brothers that i was watching right before i left they all get to the netherlands and the netherlands is going fucking nuts like all the women are celebrating in the street and they're like oh my god i'm gonna take a cabs like they're making out with the soldiers and then one of the women gets ripped off of the lap of one of the soldiers she's making out with and she gets fucking thrown into this other group of women who are getting nazi symbols carved into their forehead and they're like shaving all these girls heads and they're like what they do and it's like they slept with the nazi soldiers and that's what's going to happen to you like you're going to be getting your head shaved because it's like what did he do like he said the calves are going to win by 20. carve the nicks logo yeah exactly yeah and i'll be glorious bastards yeah what did sass do he rooted for the calves once i'm not rooting for the calves let's make you are you're actively rooting i'm not rooting for that i'm really gonna have to be you're gonna we're gonna have to underground railroad you out of here i just gotta have to get access to the jewish tunnels just to escape to fucking brooklyn i've just got a hunch about tonight why i'm saying because i don't know i've seen a lot of game fours you think that there's no way they're gonna fucking come back from 30 like no i don't think they're gonna win i think you gotta be careful talking like that man because it's you know they they get one right it's that meme with with what jalen brown exactly yeah yeah This comes out tomorrow, so if they lose, you're going to start getting memed, man. But I just also— But if they win, you're going to look like a hero. I could look like a hero, but I'm also, like, choosing to be on the right side of history. Okay, yeah. I'm like, yeah. You don't want to join the—you don't want to fuck the Nazis. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Though the Knicks are a little bit more like Nazis than the other way around, honestly. Big time. But it's been so long since you guys have been super successful that it's like— I'm a Sixers fan. None of us are. He's a— All right, I'll stop saying you guys. Sorry. I'm speaking based off location. It's no Knicks fans in here. They're all Celtics fans and you're a Sixers fan? I was just pointing at the camera. Just if there's any loser, retarded Knicks fans out there who are gay also. Now you need safe passage out of the country. We're going to make you a fake passport and ferry you out. I mean, they beat us, I think, in the first round or second round. But you guys at least got two games off. Like, they swept the Sixers. Dude, we were having a fun time, man. C.J. McCollum turned into prime Allen Iverson out of nowhere. And got two games off you guys. We have a bright future for next season, I think. Your boy got a third-team All-NBA. Jalen Johnson. Oh, Jalen Johnson. Yeah, exactly. We got the centerpiece now. He's sick. Trey Young's rotting in Washington. You know, that's great. No, no, no. We love Trey. But, I mean, the right thing happened. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what it was. I think it just was time. Everybody still likes Trey Young, you know. Your boy Rezar Shea sucks, though. If they had drafted fucking— Yeah, we got the— Imagine if they got Stephon Castle. I know. Stephon Castle? Well, we got the draft. We're like everyone—nobody knew, you know. He obviously panned out, but it seemed like that was the draft. Like, there was no Cooper flag in that draft. It wasn't like a generational number one pick that was obvious, you know. Flag. But that's Atlanta, man. Who's still playing in the Western Conference? It's the Thunder and the Spurs. I watched the game last night. I haven't watched at all. Since the Celtics got eliminated, I haven't watched a lick. That's good. You're a respectable Celtics fan. You just check out— That was the first Celtics game I watched all year. Take your poker chips and get out of there. How much am I going to care this postseason? How much am I going to make this my personality for two months? Speaking of caring, did you see Jalen Brown, like, watching the game the next day on stream and complaining about all this stuff? He did that again? He went live again? Yeah, man. Real, like, real crazy guy behavior. He's nuts. He did it last night. He was like, I'm not surprised. I was only second team all NBA. Like, clearly bitter about it. Yeah. He's got to get a grip. He's got to stop going live. Going on stream, like, the day after you got eliminated from the playoffs is crazy, man. I'm pretty sure he went night of. It wasn't the night of? I think that was, I remember it was night of there was one. Was there? It was the next day? Yeah, man. Yeah, he's a fucking. Ordering lottery tickets has never been easier thanks to our partners at Jackpocket. Whether you like to order Powerball, Mega Millions, scratch off tickets, any of them, you can order them all on the Jackpocket lottery app. Jackpocket makes ordering tickets quick, simple, and secure. And here's the best part. If you're new to Jackpocket, they have a special offer just for you. Download the Jackpocket app. Sign up and use code DAD2. That's code DAD2. Perfect for Father's Day. You know, treat your dad to some tickets with code DAD2. And the new Jackpocket customers who are using this promo code DAD2, who deposit $5, will get $10 in lottery credits instantly. That's right. Get $10 in lottery credits instantly when you deposit $5 on Jackpocket, which, of course, is America's number one lottery app. Get into Jackpocket. Play a little bit. 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The big, big, big, I mean, I've had some time away from it, but I'm already thinking about Paris personally. Yeah. The gaming thing? Yeah, yeah. That's the other thing. This guy's a savant at something, too. Oh, yeah. How crazy is that? Paul, no, I'm not in the, I don't play. He did play, though. I saw you in the headphones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, you just posed for the camera? No, we played. He played. He's just fine. But that's not what it is, actually. That's not like what it actually is. Yeah, no, I played as like a joke with three other guys. We got fucking ran. It was actually like, I think that might be like the, I think that might be the end of the road for me for Call of Duty. Like, I don't think I'll play it ever again. I played a little bit this week, but I hated it. You just got beaten that bad? You accept, you're like, oh, okay, so this is. These guys are freaks. This is the top level. There's always a bigger fish. And the guys that we played against were like the worst guys in the whole tournament. Yeah. And, well, we were the worst guys in the whole tournament. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Well, it's nice to get a run against them. It's like, whatever, you played pick up with an NBA player. Exactly. Pretty much. That's what it felt like. Yeah. We got fucking smoked. That's so funny. You look the part, though. Well, he's so locked in, and it's funnier knowing how bad you were getting beaten in this photo. Bro, our players, so we have like an actual team. Or that's him accepting defeat. That's the photo, like, I will never be this good. We had the players, like, two of our players were behind me watching me play. And when I got back, they said that I was uncoachable. You? It's because you weren't on a, like, a heavy enough stack. I know. You weren't on enough Adderall. That's your problem. Like, if you had been on more Adderall. But what's this I hear about TJ Haley getting dropped? TJ Haley's got dropped. But I think he's going to another pro team, so I don't think he's coming to us. Why are they calling you uncoachable? What were they telling you to do? So, like, pretty much the whole thing is Call of Duty has, like, a pro league, and they have, like, a minor league. The top teams in the minor league are pros that are just, like, getting, they get, like, recycled in and out of the pro league. Yeah. And we're, we manage a team, Bush, Telluride Bush, and we won major three, the tournament. So it was a pretty big deal. It was pretty sick. It was crazy. Sass is also, like, eight years older than the best players, so he's, like, put in the unk and uncoachable. Yeah. Yeah. You really are. Yeah, but you didn't say why you're not, like, what were they telling you to do that you're. Oh, why am I uncoached? Yeah. Yeah. Because I suck. Oh, it's just, there's no improving your abilities. They were, like, they were, like, there's nothing that you can do that'll make you get better. Nothing dexterity-wise. Yeah, it's over. It's over. It's done. Maybe five years ago when I was at my peak, but now I'm dog shit now. So there's no, like, way to, it's not like, is it, like, learn a language at however old you are or something? Yeah, the synapses are probably closed. Right. Yeah, it's too late. I'm past my prime. It's not going to happen. Was it sick at least getting the win, though? Yeah. Like, we're talking about, we're harping on the wrong thing. You guys got a huge dub. Yeah, the win was crazy. Walk us through, like, kind of what happened, or the average fan or listener. Well, so it starts out, it's an open bracket. There was, I think, 80 teams in it. I think we were the second seed. Um, we got, so there's, like, you start out, everyone starts out, and they're, we had a bye, because we're the second seed. So, like, when we start out, we're in winner's bracket, which means you have, it's double elimination until you get bounced from the whole tournament. We got bounced, we lost our first match on Saturday, got bounced down to the loser's bracket, and now it's, it's, uh, like, one more loss and we're done. And we had to, once you go to the loser's bracket, you have to play all the way to the ball day. So, I think we played, like, six matches on Saturday, and we almost got swept our first, our second match after we got bounced down to loser's bracket. And then we went on, like, a historic run, where I think we went, like, every series is best of five, and I think our map count was, like, 22 and three after we almost got swept, because then we reverse swept them, and then we only dropped two maps the rest of the tournament, and then we won the whole tournament. It was crazy. It's sick. Yeah. How'd you celebrate? How'd you celebrate? Just hung out. Sucks. We actually, we went out to dinner, we went out to, uh. Went to the Bunny Ranch with Lamar Odom. So, celebrated. Seven gram rocks. We went to some steak restaurant I almost fucking threw up. I had to go outside and walk around. Just from eating too much steak? Yeah, I, like, hadn't eaten anything all day, and then I just took down a whole New York strip, and it just was not feeling good inside of me. You seem like one of those guys. You have some physical stuff like that every once in a while. Yeah. Oh, and it's not every day. It's not every once, it's every day. Okay. Are you still, like, going to the gym? We talked about this last time I was on the pod, but that was a year ago. You caught me at a bad time. I actually was going to the gym, like, really consistently up until, like, this month, because I moved. Okay. So, yesterday, I canceled my gym membership, and now I got to find a new gym. Why'd you, why'd you cancel? Just because you weren't going? Yeah, because I moved, like, far away from that gym, yeah. Okay. They don't have gyms in Queens? No, that's what I'm going to get, a new gym. The gym that I canceled? I thought it was going to be a nightmare. They replied immediately. They were like, yeah, it'll be your, your, your, your things. Yeah, we know who you are. We don't need you, man. You're all approved. You got no bigger. We were actually going to hit you up. Yeah, you're uncoachable. We're going to cancel on you. You sure you want to do this, man? You can't even get the five pounders off the ground. It's not working. The, uh, I, tonight, they're, we're putting out our documentary about everything, so that'll be, like, much more in-depth and explain it. It's kind of hard to explain without, without seeing it. I think you did a good job. It is a really big deal that we won. Nice. Like, it's really hard to win. And this was, like, our first, uh. Uh, a lot of the guys on our team, it was the first time that they've won on land, which is like the biggest thing that you can do. You ever hit the stakes? Are you, are you a gaming man yourself? I like it. I'm just not good. I'm not, uh, you know, I don't even think a gaming team would ask me to do that. I've sampled the call of duty, the fortnight stuff. I got really into fall guys. Oh yeah. Fall guys is fun as hell. 500 crowns right here. Really? Yeah. I got pretty good during COVID and then I shelved it. And once I got to 500, you get the, whatever that particular skin is. And I was like, I've mastered this. That's for 500. It's crazy. Yeah. I have an account still with like 500 crowns on it. Me and my buddies were playing. And this was before they were giving you like shards that would build toward, like you had to win to get the crown. You don't get like a piece. Now, now they've babied it up. So you get fourth place. Now everyone wins. Now everybody's got a million crowns, but during COVID, yeah, you had to like actually be the last one standing to get the crown. Yeah, dude. I was kind of a savage. That game was pretty fun. It was also one of the more frustrating ones because it's so simple. It's like two buttons, but you lose and you like, yeah, that was a game. My buddy, my buddy was so good at Call of Duty. He would get double nukes on Modern Warfare 2 back in the day. Yeah. Shout out to my buddy Griffin, dude. And he likes his pod. So shout out to him. Shout out Griffin. 2009 MW2. He would get, yeah, he would do the thing where you get one nuke and then you sit on that and then you get another one. And then you're like, all right, now you die. I've watched him do this in college. I was like, you're, you're insane. Yeah. Yeah. I played Call of Duty with him. I'm sorry, Fall Guys. And I've never seen him more frustrated. Oh, I'm not surprised. Because he's so good at a more technical game that I think that adds times 10 to the frustration. We would be on, on comms. We would lose. And then I would, he would just go dark. And then he would text me. I would get a text. And he'd be like, I threw my controller. It's like, yeah, man, it's tough in these streets. Yeah. It's a tough game. Yeah. Playing a hard game and then going to an easy game and sucking at that one too is like, that's the nail in the coffin. That's the, I think that's what it is. When you go down to a kid, it seems like it's for kids. Yeah. But you got savages out there playing it. Yeah. It's hard. They start grabbing you. They start, cause you get grabbed. I'm a big grabber. I'm a big grabber. I'm sure you are. I'm shoving everybody off. I'm sure you are. Yeah. That was his thing. If he got grabbed, it would get in his head immediately. Yeah. He's not even thinking about the course anymore. He's just trying to grab this other guy the rest of the game. Yeah. So we've already down a man, you know? I, uh, this week I had a big gaming week for me. Um, got back. Obviously I'm on cloud nine when we get back and then I'm just chilling cause we pre-recorded all of son of a boy dad. So you had the week to yourself, big, big gaming week, played a lot of getting into some new games. I'm trying out some new shit. Call of duty. Black ops seven is dead. Awful game. Terrible game. It is tough though, because it's like my, obviously my team plays that game. So it's like, no, we want to be promoting the game. But the game is so unbelievably bad that it's just like, I can't play it anymore. Brad Stevenson, basketball's dead game. No one should play. Yeah. It's a little tough cause we're trying to grow the game. We still hope to play in the finals this year, but we are the current champions. Dead game. Hate it. No, but like the, the, for these guys, the game's not dead because they're pros. So they play against other pros. Yeah. So it's like, they're just, there's no chance. Like they know who they're, they know the actual guys they're playing against. So it's like, they're not worried about that. The cheating in call of duty is so bad right now that it's like, it's fucking everyone on every level. Cause usually it just fucks the highest rank people because like they're getting up against people that are cheating. And, but then the thing that happens is those lobbies become so infested with cheaters that all of the guys that aren't cheating at the highest level make new accounts and drop back down to my lobby. So now I'm playing against the highest level guys and we're just getting smoked. And the cheating is the, uh, what is it? The, some of the stuff where they, they got like aimbot. That's what it's called. Thank you. Yeah. Some bullshit. It's really, it's, it's actually, uh, it's quite devastating. I'll say, uh, those are the words that I would use to describe it. Devastating. Yeah. Are you hitting the games more now that you've moved to like a new city, like, uh, as a substitute for some of the, like, or like a way to connect with people that you're, you're like, uh, not with or. Or, or are you, you, uh, aging out of it? Do you feel. Definitely, definitely aging out of it. I used to, I mean, you also just kind of, it's harder to stay in touch with some of your fellas. Some of my guys have families now. I got kids and stuff. I don't have time to do all that bullshit, but, uh, it's also a lot harder to justify sitting down and playing video games. Like when you, like when you get busy, man, and you're on the road and you take your place on the road and stuff. Right. Yeah. But I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm just not that good to be doing that kind of stuff. But now I'll like, I'll go shoot pool. I'll go shoot pool with some of the guys that are at mothership and stuff and go drink and hang out and stuff. That's just more what I, my speed, but I don't knock the gaming. It was fun as hell when I was doing it. Yeah. Gaming's fun. It's just, you gotta, me and my boys, we're playing new games now. We're, we're, Cod's obviously, I still love watching Cod. Well, that's gotta be kind of tough too, finding the new game. Like what's the new. We played Rainbow Six Siege. Well, the thing is like we were playing games that we know. So it's still some shooting stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Like we know the games. We just haven't played them in forever. Cause I mean, dude, but people would watch you. Dude, there's a kid that streams like Backyard Baseball. Oh yeah. He's like one of the most popular things out there. One of my buddies. I would love to do that. One of my buddies just got banned from MLB The Show. Oh yeah? For a month. Steroids? Slurs. Slurring. No. It's a comedian. I'll tell you who it is after. Okay, cool. So funny. That's awesome. See, that's my thing. Yeah. I know I would let something slip at Pablo Sanchez if I'm playing Backyard Baseball. A lot of slurs for that community. Yeah. I'm pretending to call ice on Pablo Sanchez. Get him out of the game. Bro, my buddy Kenny Kawaguchi's invalid ass. Oh man. Yeah, I'm putting the stairs in front of Kenny Kawaguchi. This guy texted me and was like, do you know, do you have any connects at, what is it? 2K or EA that makes that game? 2K? Oh, The Show. Yeah. Sony? Yeah. I was like, no. Oh, he texted you? Yeah. He was like, do you know how I could get unbanned on this? And I was like, no, you're banned, man. Stop being a bigoted psycho online. Or just stop using your bigoted psychoness against the kids that you're playing against. That's the problem. Yeah, Sony, they're never unbanning him. I'll tell you another one I did get into for a minute was Rocket League, which I did like. That one was another one that frustrated the shit out of me. I played that game for like 10 minutes. And I would definitely let something slip if I was streaming or something online. They say that that game has the biggest skill gap in any video game. I could never figure out. These guys are just flying, man. Yeah. They could just do laps on the ceiling. Yeah, it's all like. And I'm still figuring out how to. Like, I could get up there, but I couldn't stay up there. They should have blue rooms. Maybe I'm retarded. I don't know. They should have places where you can like kind of like work blue a little bit and like save spaces for slurs. Yeah, it's not a bad idea. The enhanced games. Yeah. Of gaming. Anything goes. Yeah. Say whatever you guys want. Well, the thing is they got all these fucking AI voice moderators now. So it's like you could say anything and you get banned immediately. Yeah, man. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh, because they're like, they're keeping track. They're keeping track of what you say. Like Mook said, like he was, we were playing. What did Mook say? Well, Mook and I were, this was last year. We were playing COD and we were just playing in like pubs and someone killed him. And we were, we weren't even like talking to the people. We were talking to each other. Yeah. And he was like, oh, this guy should fucking kill himself or something like that. Like, just like out of frustration. Yeah. Not saying it to the guy. Well. And then the guy, he killed himself. No. No, no, no. No, the guy. Yeah. We can still get out. I didn't say it to him, you know. You said he should, you know. And then he gets banned for that, I guess. You can say it to someone else. We said he seems gay. We didn't think he would go fuck a guy after that. I didn't know he had that in him. No, but he, yeah, he got a voice chat ban immediately for two weeks. That's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Poor bastard. Poor fucking bastard. He must have been going crazy because he's the only one who can really party. Like you don't party, you don't drink. Mook, does Mook drink? Oh, he's back on the bottle hard. So did he hit that bottle after you guys won? That's the other problem, dude. If I'm drinking and streaming, because I want to do that with Mook. He offered that to me last time in Chicago. Oh, yeah, you should, yeah. But, dude, if we're boozing and streaming, I mean, we got to mute ourselves, man. There's no way. We used to do that with the case races when we were on the Yak. We used to do that. And it's drinking and being on live cameras is. A recipe for like a lifelong of embarrassment. Yeah, yeah. And like in the most anxiety you've ever felt the next day. I think I could pull it together for a night. So like if I'm guest on Mook's thing, I could hold it together. But if that's my day to day. Yeah, I'm Chud the Builder in a week. Yeah. I'm not even gaming. I'm just walking up to black people. That's how Chud the Builder got his start. This guy's gay. This guy sucks at Rocket League probably. Don't you, sir? Don't you, Tyrone? It's like, Jesus, man. Chud the Builder was just on early Yak case races. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing, too, with the case race. It's like, at least if you're like streaming, like you're probably not trying to get blacked out. Yeah. When you're doing the case race, like the end goal. The end goal is you're blacked out. And then it's like, you can hold it back as much as you want. Yeah. But you're not really in control at that point. So that's the point, is to get blacked out? Well, it's a race of. It's like you're drinking as much as possible in an allotted time. Like you drink like 12 beers in like 30 minutes or some shit. Yeah. But that's also sort of the push-pull. That's what they love you for. You getting blacked out. But then that's also where the. I quit drinking because of that. Not actually, but. But kind of. But that means. That was definitely part of it. Well, that means you need to pull back a little bit. Pull back on the reins. Otherwise. Because you could have pushed further and be like, no, this is what the people love me to see me do, you know? The anxiety was crazy. I think after two of the four case races I did, I left the country the day it came out. I was like, I need to. get out of here i remember doing the one with shane and then i remember going to the stand that the day after it came out and shane was there too and he was in he had to do i remember he was doing an interview for the new yorker and his face like he was in bad shape and that guy could drink yeah yeah yeah and then i remember someone coming up to me at the stand and being like yo shane's over there did you guys squash the beef and i was like what and then i realized they were referring to something from the case race and i was like i don't even remember that happening he called you gay to the new yorkers it's gonna be in the article he did sit you down at like a in like a chair after that case race when you guys were both obliterated and was like just keep on doing like the stand-up like whatever your art form is just like continue to work at that he was getting like brotherly advice i mean i think i was like i was like i think i was like telling him my bits like at like word of mouth like saying them yeah i'm telling like like the waking up after that yeah you don't even know what to do with yourself i told another comic oh my shit man i'm so embarrassed i told the biggest comic all of my three weeks into comedy jokes he's like yeah cut that one man don't do that what's your relationship with alcohol these days it's it's very consistent i don't i don't like it is man it is and i i don't know my numbers are okay i don't know but uh i feel like i don't think i've ever seen you get like like crazy fucked up no no i'd make sure to never do that i don't like doing it i've done that twice in my life and uh hated it yeah say who enjoys that no nobody i remember being it was at some party in college and i was i was so drunk i my shoe was untied and i just fell over and then i accused multiple people of pushing me there's no one anywhere close to me i was arguing people that they untied my shoe and then knocked me over and i was just like this is stupid it would be the perfect crime if someone had done that oh yeah oh you could have done anything and i wouldn't have known yeah but so falling over and then turning around and be like what the fuck yeah yeah i was like yelling at my friends like why did you shove me and they're like dude you're just blacked out right now but uh no dude i i have a i mean i do drink like way more than the average person but i make sure not yeah overdo it keep it healthy but there comes i mean it all comes free when you're doing stand-up yeah that's the problem you end up going like two weeks in a row you're like man i've had like a six-pack plus every night every day yeah not not even taking like mondays tuesdays off there's always shows there's always stuff going on so i don't know but uh i have a good town to drink in though fun town to drink in dude it's every monday night is is uh kill tony night so everyone's already hammered that's saturday base i mean for me my life feels like every day is saturday yeah i feel like we have the best job yeah in the world comedy it's it's so great yeah especially when you're drinking yeah and the booze always comes free and so like i like to get a few going so for kill tony night is that like uh all comics that's like an accessible night for everybody to be like out partying like you're just going to link up with everybody are you watching i work at the mothership so like i can go hang out and stuff i haven't done the show but i'm friends with most of the guys that do it and i can like hang out and just do whatever and drink a little bit and party after the show and it's those free drinks those free drinks are the problem uh yeah or discounted whatever but yeah but it's like it's not a bro i remember leaving the stand being like blacked out and getting my check and it's like seven bucks yeah yeah yeah they'll do the same thing mothership when you're when you're past there it's great yeah yeah but that means you can rack them up oh yeah exactly yeah i mean yeah you're drinking a whole night for the equivalent of getting one beer at a bar right like it's crazy but they're but i've i've talked to some of those guys and you know you know tommy pope yeah yeah i love tommy and i've talked to him about that he's like you're fine yeah keep doing the piece yeah it's fine i'm sure tommy's saying that yeah that's what they say is that the beers are okay because i am mostly a beer guy i haven't i don't do like the hard liquor stuff now that's when it gets dicey i guess let me just get a scotch yeah and i don't do it like when i wake up i'm not having a glass of scotch at nine o'clock in the morning just to get rid of the shakes you know but i i get it i can't do that forever it's gonna add up and i'll probably have to to wean off at some point i'll be honest i think you kind of can do it forever like if you're just drinking like three beers you know what's that you're right man what am i what am i talking about but i but i will do a you know a few sober shows in a row just to make sure i don't still need it yeah because that's good can start to go south as well but uh how do those go they go okay like it's not like i need it i don't want to do i mean eventually i just want to you know take the edge off eventually but uh have a little fun like you can like you're having fun at your fun job it would be like a disservice if you were like taking it dead seriously doing this awesome fun job that people wish they had i do i will say i have had some sets where i'm drunk and i'm like that went amazing and it's because i was drunk that definitely oh yeah because i was just up there loose swinging yeah saying whatever the hell i've also i've had a lot of sets where i was drunk where i thought i was killing you're like that went bad because i was drunk yeah and then you get off stage and you're like listen back to the tape and you're like oh i was i was actually like really bombing not only was i not doing good i was doing really bad yeah yeah yeah that you don't want to get to that place no but uh how's the uh how's the breakfast taco scene breakfast taco scene in austin uh see i don't even really do those see i heard such a i'm such a kind of a tough way to start the day well it's also i don't get i don't really do breakfast i don't really get up that early because we're out all night you know that is the one i suppose if you want to call it a downside i don't have a lot of mornings because we're always out yeah yeah in spots and stuff you know i did a video on the breakfast tacos in austin and people act like it's a it was like their cuisine like they're offering to the global cuisine scene okay and ever since that i've ever gone back i haven't really talked to anybody that really even gives a fuck about breakfast tacos well let me tell you something you're talking to one more right now just because i don't know i just don't know it's not a negative or a positive everything maybe it was like no no one yeah it's about that maybe it was really big when austin first started like popping off when everyone started moving there it's possible that may i could see that everyone's like yeah you gotta get the breakfast tacos yeah well it's also like breakfast is like the easiest thing to make and like yeah breakfast tacos the easiest like slapping together of ingredients i mean like breakfast and tacos are literally the two like tacos that's pretty much what i eat for dinner every night yeah it's just some combination of meat and rice and cheese and breakfast because i just don't do stuff i do also get wrapped into the whole like just doing stand-up and yeah the next day you you take what your clips edits whatever send some emails but it's all very stand-up centric so i do need some more like stand-up stuff so i'm going to do like hobbies or something maybe do you just to get some more because it's like what else like what do you like if you're doing stand-up all night and then you wake up late yeah it's like what are you gonna do you're gonna go you're gonna go play fucking volleyball for an hour before you go back out to do more stand-up you go hiking you said right i haven't been hiking in 10 years okay sorry or no i guess i said yeah last summer before we went on the pot don't don't cut my legs off yeah yeah no but i'm not banging out hikes before a set yeah no no i know i've quit yeah francis yeah he's definitely like uh he'll play like barstool dude that guy's smoking the golf ball online where's francis right now ireland ireland how is he in france now no he went to france first and then and then ireland yeah he's been in ireland for like 10 days like they just went another part of ireland it's actually crazy i'm actually deeply jealous of it yeah that's pretty sweet i was supposed to go to new hampshire um i totally forgot about that on saturday i was literally supposed to leave to go to new hampshire to go fishing with my buddy beau and my family was up there and then day of all the flights got fucked and we had to bail bag was already packed damn because it was rainy yep shout out mike brutal yeah that's brutal i didn't do a thing this week yeah a thing cleaned a lot of cleaning good a lot of uh bullshit and bananas i know that you you're eating good since you moved to queens i know there's some strange food up there now to be honest i've actually been cooking a lot more because uh that is kind of the thing it's like the food up there is really uh like i don't need chicken tikka masala for lunch at noon you know dude i went to a fucking i went to a lebanese taqueria the other day really was it good lebanese tacos like that just doesn't even make any sense what was it it was it was good it was like a lamb like birria fucking i don't know i mean it was it uh it doesn't make any fucking sense they're just slapping types of food together just with guys really shouldn't even be in the neighborhood yeah get them out of here man nowhere close to each other but i feel like uh queens is just like right down the middle lebanese food or right down the middle tacos yeah they got good food everywhere it's just a little sometimes it's a little too exotic i'm too like uh i'll be in japan and still go to chipotle yeah i'm the same way i'm the exact i stay reliable some of it is the Nutritional, whatever that I'm trying to like stay on because I've been going back to the gym a little bit. it yeah but uh shows arms are huge i appreciate it thank you are you being serious i noticed that earlier when he was talking about the gym and i was like i'm not gonna shoehorn it in but now that there's a nice landing spot for it your arms do look your triceps look fucking meaty thank you dude i appreciate that anyway you've been back i've been waiting for that the whole pod somebody say something uh but yeah dude i'm a i'm a the first time i ever came to new york i think i went to like a subway like the restaurant and i got yelled at by the people i was with they're like you're in fucking new york man go into a subway go to a cool place get some yeah i don't know especially because you could just go to like a deli i don't know man i don't know i i'm too i'm too uh i guess shy with with broadening my when you go on the road horizons when you go on the road do you branch it yeah yeah i'm saying jimmy jones done i'm getting it for lunch on the road it's jimmy jones every day yeah yeah just keep it simple that's just another thing i gotta think about yeah if i'm trying to think about headlining a show that night also like i said how much thought are you putting into it just like pick a place and go to it like for lunch i thought you meant the show just pick a guy i can't yeah before the show you're right it's not it's not like i'm going nuts like stressing out about like trying to figure it out i am i don't know just googling oh man and what is this what is this what's this place how much does that cost me i don't know i don't know i don't know the cost for me the thing is like before showtime it's whatever i eat is going straight through sure so it's like i gotta usually it's got to be like let's stick with the sandwich yeah something down the middle something something easy something light something easy something light light's also important i get but like just get it get a turkey like get a fucking uh blt at a diner just go to and then you're at a diner but you got to remember that a lot of the comedy clubs are in like a strip mall that's like off of a highway but that's what i'm saying there's diners oh there's diners and it's jimmy john's there's no diners i don't mind jimmy john's i got in a heated argument with somebody trying to defend jersey mike's this past week did you see that video of that dude with the at jimmy john or at you know how everyone always makes the joke about getting it mike's way oh yeah did you see that video he's got the glasses and he's just saying that he's like you want mike to have his way with this one he just keeps on changing how he's saying mike would approve of it yeah what is mike's way what does that mean i think it's just like mayo isn't it it's just mayo yeah i don't know but it's a fucking you're supposed to like say that when you go to the thing it's like you can get it mike's way yeah yeah lettuce vinegar so just a standard sandwich it's just the stuff that you would want on a typical sandwich lettuce tomato vinegar olive oil oregano salt it's just so you don't have to list off all those ingredients yeah i mean something mike should mike would approve of mike sold out to to corporate like mike got bought by uh private equity like that's what having a microwave is fucking that's why the bread's all soggy now dilute the quality of the bread and jimmy john's though serving some slop jimmy john's that's still mom and pop jimmy john's is their bread i a while ago i was no jimmy's way yet no no jimmy lets you decide wasn't he the guy that was like maybe having sex with a shark or something a shark in a picture the owner did that no no jimmy i know jimmy yeah yeah jimmy or john pretending to fuck a shark that he caught i think i didn't remember that caleb did the video on it the sandwich they thought it was the only sandwich guys man they got their own thing man because they're so fucking rich they could do whatever they want yeah it was uh there he is i remember that they thought it was jim mackaway and the coach of florida the finger in the gills i didn't realize how big jimmy was guy's a fucking unit no maybe that's why he has to fuck sharks yeah that's who it was he's bigger than the shark caleb did a video where he like found the guy he like brought out the guy so that's not jimmy no it's like another it's it's just a lookalike oh that's not the actual guy i don't think so oh so where'd the story that's tough it was just a nasty rumor well they they put the hush on this thing imagine being the owner of jimmy john's and there's just a dude that looks exactly like you that's just fucking sharks that's what it was no no it was a guy that looked like the coach of florida they thought it was jim mackaway and the coach of florida and he's he's is he jim from jimmy's no but the guy from jimmy john's also is like in that circle of guys i see it's like just a circle of like super rich guys that look like shark there's a bull shark he's actually fucking a great wife that's why that's how the rumor started the guy's a perv oh man it's a disgusting and nasty time but i fuck with jimmy john's though i just haven't had it in a while i'm i think their bread's good and honestly weirdly i like their mayonnaise yeah i'll enjoy their mayo they're they're jimmy john's is good they make a solid they make a solid sandwich and they've got a good brownie damn good brownie you go there so much you're almost we would assume you're you're pretty locked in with those guys yeah i know i'm pretty well yeah oh what do you think coffee shark that's your fishing trip you're just off camera watching this guy you're playing call of duty off camera this guy's fucking a shark if you put on a ton of weight you could look like one of those shark fucking guys totally and stand-up goes really good for you i could see that being your trajectory where you just catch sharks and fuck it's definitely possible have you ever tried to go to go big or you just more of a fish guy fish guy for sure i even said when we were when we were catching fucking uh what were we catching down in cobia no not cobia tarpon we were catching the tarpon i was like i'm fine not catching where am i watching francis catch one was plenty for me that guy's an athlete though he could fight a fish for four hours what'd he say time to what did he say right before he caught the fish and then he was like i'm getting pretty tired he said something he was like time to be witness the fitness he's like getting ready to witness the fitness he's a rhyme guy and then like five minutes in he's like looking around forearms are going i i used to man my we used to go on fishing trips with my dad that's it is tough yeah it's just a muscle those big that's fighting against you yeah that's why you need a chair with a plug-in with the big ones he had the uh my dad used to do this thing yeah the big black but it's not just a muscle it's also fighting for its life that is correct yeah it's like fighting with every ounce of its being that's right like it fears fears death yeah and it's it's streamlined for the environment you're trying to pull it out of right yeah it has fins yeah you know my dad was a nutcase man we he used to he didn't even do a boat he would walk he would catch some crabs first and then he would walk into the ocean off the beach oh yeah i don't even know if this was legal but and then he would just cast and then walk back pvc pipe oh yeah yeah in the beach that's a lot of people do that and then he would pull in a hammerhead yeah you're just like who the fuck is that's crazy get a crowd around yeah i'm sure nut real on it in for three hours that's not my bag dude those sharks apparently they take like hours to reel in right yes yeah yes yeah see that doesn't sound fun and he's on the beach there's no chair in the boat contraption he's just running around he's just yeah it's like he's telling other families to like duck because he's got to put the line over the top again not even sure if this was legal but it's pretty badass so guys are catching sharks on purpose yeah they're trying a lot of trying to bring the shark to them i don't know if he would reel it onto the beach i'm not a child watching this happen no i've seen the videos of them getting beached people do it at night yeah and then it's like they just do it at night just got a flashlight and there's like a massive shark in the water right that's a crazy thing to want closer to you yeah you know like a fish it's like oh that's sustenance yeah like uh there's a prize to it like that's a that's a predator yeah i probably would want to kill you if it had the chance it's all about your hunter he had that thing where you just got him he's that caveman i gotta hunt i gotta feel like a like i'm still i still got it you know that shit is manly that's his call of duty black is reeling in a shark kids are too good at this game anymore yeah they're using fish that's i mean like live bait is aim assist yeah oh definitely or or even on the boat using that radar shit so you just know where they are instead of the old school where you just drop it in exactly isn't that considered like if and the fishing competitions aren't you like not allowed to i don't know we talked about this before we went fishing and i said that live bait is cheating and then we were on the boat and they have the big thing and i was like there's like if you're using live bait and then you have a scanner that tells you where the fish is yes i kind of feel like we're going a little bit further away from fishing exactly you still want to have to be able i saw the coolest video ever it's it's so funny they catch a guy who had put uh little ball weights inside oh yeah we've seen we've talked about that a hundred times it's so funny yeah because they just start carrying and carrying each one yeah oh my god are you serious just the whitest oldest guys yeah in the whitest sport ever just we watched we watched we haven't watched we haven't talked about that since we've had video capabilities maybe just for old time's sake because it's a fucking the guy's face is so great because he's just staring at it he can't say anything because apparently those guys had won the last like multiple tournaments that's so funny dude they got weights and fish well i don't want to ruin this for the fans if they've already uh seen you guys talk about this no no i i but it was such a funny video for my own pleasure oh man got it oh they're just the first couple they're just going nuts on this guy i don't know we're not gonna get the fuck out of here and they were putting lay a fish in there too were they i think so that's so awesome just picturing the guys catch it and then just start stuffing the fish who do you think which one of them do you think was like the first one just like imagine being the first one yes there he is man he just yeah i don't know how that got in there what the fuck is that yeah how do you you think they're not going to notice that your fish weighs 300 your largemouth bass weighs 300 pounds i know right like they're all they're weighing every fish it's like the guys that used to put like rocks in their boxing gloves and then like one jab and the guy's in a coma and it's like you didn't think we were going to check your gloves after the thing but it's like all of these fish like they're obviously some are bigger than others but they're pretty similar in size yeah exactly you're gonna hold up one and be like you should win by a couple of ounces you should win by 19 pounds you know every single time because i don't cut it don't cut off all right fine sorry now We wanted to win the fucking the the rocks or like the plaster in the boxing gloves is another insane whatever yeah anything in the gloves is like there's a famous boxer that got caught with like putting plaster in his fucking boxing gloves and like your wraps yeah yeah man that's so like mean and fucking so dangerous yeah you gotta feel bad doing that that you're first that first hit with the head i mean your fucking knuckles miguel cotto the first time you're doing it you're probably like i'm sure it's just gonna hurt like a little more guys out after one punch and you're sitting there like holy shit oh man that's so mean like at least in a fishing competition it's like no one's getting hurt except for the fish you're killing right yeah yeah this is this is pretty brutal you're just attacking someone with a weapon well boxing you're already so liable to maybe die i mean isn't that one of the highest rates of death in sports gotta be because you're just getting punched in the head for an hour did you guys do you guys see the boxing shit this weekend it was like johnny manziel against bob oh yeah we were talking about that i was telling him about how before when that stephen jay thing happened i said that johnny manziel was gonna try to fight in rough and rowdy and he and then he did yeah and then he did this but he found another avenue and then uh super hot fire fought against he knocked out standing up and then ray jay was like you fucked up the money for all of us like i'm not gonna say what happened but like you messed it up for all of us just like blatantly snitching that they had fixed the fight so worth it though i would do that too i'd knock him out i don't care yeah fuck it if you have knockout he was like with like a left too it was like a fucking nasty ass left i just don't get how they're like allowed to do these like so are you allowed to bet on these fights yeah i would assume that's kind of the point isn't it i have no idea we don't know oh okay so probably the big one ones who started the whole celebrity boxing stuff why is that that why are we in this universe i feel like it was like jake paul was it the paul brothers i think that this shit existed because uh manute bowl fought against fridge perry manute bowl is this dude manute bowl is the seven with the basketball player yeah oh is that the one the guy swimming in the pool yes yeah he's the tallest dude ever and there's any fought against refrigerator perry who's a football player who's like six two and like three hundred fifty pounds yeah it's like a hilarious uh oh my god fridge perry he was on the bear maybe i think there's footage of the fight fridge perry versus manute bowl little did they know one day they were going to make jake paul fight mike tyson yeah they got us down this path oh that's so sick maybe just to watch yeah it did happen how fucking nuts is that they got the ready to rumble guy yeah that's awesome who won i mean it had to have been perry right yeah it has to be the yeah it has to be manute bowl had no power bro that's great why did he do this dude who knows you need the money he's just fucking brave his son bowl bowl made the nba too he kind of looks big in this though so bowl bowl is his it's gotta be his kin he doesn't look as like skinny oh fritz perry i mean that guy though yes he's got the double d's massive tits on that guy that's insane this is great but this is like he can't even put it he can't even put it in his mouth he can't even put it in his mouth he can't even put it in his mouth he can't even put it in his mouth okay there he goes this is like the 90s yeah three what does it say 300 plus 350 plus six three feet look at that reach difference yeah man 102 is insane you just hit him from the opposite corner fighting with yardsticks dude that's fucking nuts okay they get they gave him helmets oh it doesn't look that much taller they both are very tentative to start this guy looks the fridge looks like he's six weeks off the couch so they locked up immediately yeah of course if you're the fridge you got to straight for the lock up the fridge does not look he's going for a tackle he's trying to play football out there he does not look like this is the same guy no i don't think well not anymore he's on his prime they're just sending a fat guy with headgear a bowl one they gave it to bowl it was a decision fridge can barely even fucking move made it 10 seconds he's gonna sit down is he drinking milk this is before peptides yeah before you could really juice yourself back up dude did you guys see the uh the steroid games were happening oh that's what i was referencing earlier the enhanced games oh that's what it was yeah in vegas yeah yeah there was like uh did it already happen or it's supposed to happen i know that the the at least 100 meter dash and like the the power lifting happened i saw like the 100 meter dash oh we gotta know the times what are the times it was a 997 it wasn't even faster so you didn't even beat um uh what's his name bolt saying yeah he didn't beat anybody he didn't beat like the dudes who were good in like the 1980s that's gotta be that's gotta be depressing dude what about like the weight did they have like weight lifting i would imagine muscularly that's gotta be a huge thing they said somebody snorted something like insane and started acting like a crazy person before before lifting a half ton great way to go out a half ton is insane just pick up a that's what's all like for seeing someone run fast or a jack guy swim fast like who gives a fuck that's awesome man yeah it probably will like really hurt the professional sports if these these guys are on steroids and they're just like matching the records and it's like those guys are on steroids too like if you if the weight lifters are getting the peak that the non-steroid users are using yeah it's gonna cause some problems well yeah i mean i guess you could maybe argue that you saying maybe it was uh might be on roids if he's even faster than the roided up guy yeah what's he on but he's also his body is a freaking pussy he's running on international pussies body is like built to be super yeah exactly do you think usain will always be running like you think he'll be like 80 and people will be like do a little 40 for us yeah like can you still dunk that kind of thing like that story about michael jordan shooting a free throw at the airbnb or whatever just like run us 100 yeah let you stay at my house yeah they said that he fucked the most at the olympics and like his wife was just fine with it she just gets it just bringing home gold yeah we're trying to break a record here yeah i think jamaicans are built different yeah i think infidelity doesn't have different doesn't hit the same within the jamaican community yeah it's pretty sick dude how many baby mamas did bob marley have a lot he did right i think it wasn't like 30 kids with the same woman was it i don't think so you had her on her back seven 11 children was seven different 11 i thought it was like 30 when you look up the the like uh maybe like full body count might be in the million but easy e was up there for sure yeah when you look up the reggae artists that have the most kids there's like some that have like 50 something about the reggae community oh yeah these brothers were fucking everything's just cool yeah it's all just good vibes everybody understands here we go holy ashton barrett shout out ashton family man barrett i was playing in the enhanced games all right yeah 41 kids 41 oh my god that's some mormon 20 mamas i talked to a gift yeah man i don't think i don't think he's like it's like when an old when the quarterback gets the o-line gift as you all watch just in a row waiting now tomorrow it's back to blocking boys i talked to uh my uber driver in north carolina uh a couple weeks ago said that he married a filipino woman and he went to the philippines and she was the last of 18 kids and they said that when uh they bought a that when they built their house they just built it like sideways and so every time there'd be a new kid the dad would just build another room sideways it was just like a long ass sideways house that's crazy imagine being the last kid he said it was nine boys nine girls he was like you know what the chances of that are i was like i don't know he's like 50 50 all right i've got my ass got my ass good yeah nothing like being fertile as hell 41 kids is fucking nuts elephant man had eight children we got the whole list here dan moran ninja man had 23 nick cannon's not even on the list no not even close he's only got like 10 musk has a bunch musk has 10 around 10 i think yeah cannon's got to be like 18 these days look up easy after i wonder what because i know what easy he got he would have kept going probably yeah but then you know i'm pretty sure i read i think i read a book about boys or not boys in the hood about um nwa and 11 and i read that like easy e and his friend were in like a competition to see like who could impregnate the most women hell yeah dude And then he got AIDS. Yeah. How many of his BMs got AIDS? 11, if I had to guess. Baby, let me get one more round. You're like, no, you're dying. Yeah, because I don't think he ever even really accepted that he had AIDS. That's bad. Do you think his friend feels bad? Since, like. He won? Well, yeah, it's like Survivor's Guild. Or, like, without that competition, maybe EZE wouldn't have gone so hard, you know? Also, that's a crazy time. Just an unfortunate time for them to get into that competition. Maybe that's what it is. He's just ahead of his time. They pushed that off 20 years. Yeah, I mean, Nick Cannon and Elon Musk, like, they're fine. What if Elon Musk got AIDS from just trying to run his numbers? Nick Cannon hosting America's Got Talent with Activate. You could beat that shit today, too, though. Well, that's the other thing. They got meds now, you know? They got that good-ass prep. That prep. And if you're that big, that famous, people might. still go for it, even if they know what you got, you know? If you got the prep. That's crazy, too. Yeah. If you've been doing your prep work, then people don't really care, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I used to do a bit about that, because I heard of it. People definitely care? Well, it was a friend of a friend that was trying to get some of the prep, you know, prophylactically, just in case, and they wouldn't let him, because they said he wasn't sexually active enough, which is a pretty funny diagnosis to get. Yeah, that's pretty funny. You can't even get it. Yeah. Your doctor's telling you that you're not getting it, we'll see. So we can't prescribe you these things. You don't need this. Yeah. I can just tell from looking at you. He lied to inflate his numbers. Take a look at the chart here. You're down here. How did they even tell? People that take prep, they're hot, all right? Which are best and are brightest. Yeah. They're fucking all the time. If I was gay, I'm not going anywhere near you, all right? Why don't you get some Tylenol or something like that? A little penicillin. Just a run of the nose. A little penicillin for your AIDS. You'll be fine. So it was obviously a gay bro. No, no. I think he was straight. I think he was just freaking out. Just a paranoid straight. Yeah, he was a paranoid straight guy trying to get ahead of it. And I think back then, they also were trying to preserve it for the gay community in general. I mean, obviously, there's exceptions, but- Rationing the prep? It's not for the exception of them holding it from the gay community. That tends to be where this stuff breaks out, shall we say. Yeah. Shout out to Eazy-E, dude. Gone too soon. I know. Our most famous gay brother. That's crazy. Well, that was part of the movie when he gets diagnosed. I remember him yelling at his doctor, I'm not fucking gay. Yeah, yeah. Because that was back then. People thought, you know. I mean. You get AIDS, you get gay. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough getting AIDS and really trying to push that you're not gay. Especially then. Yeah. Well, of course. Only gay guys have it. Easy. What are you talking about, man? Imagine if that was- You got the gay disease. Literally calling it the gay virus. 100% of the dudes that have it are 100% gay. Imagine if that was COVID. Yeah. Only gay people were getting it. And then next thing you know, Sash is up to work. I mean- With a mask on. It was closer than- Oh, man. Closer than you think because monkey pox was going around then. That was supposed to be a gay thing. And then Sash had something similar to monkey pox. I thought I had monkey pox. He almost lost you. For a minute. And then I was in the Reddit and I was like, I do not have monkey pox. I am not gay. I'm not doing that kind of stuff. People in the Reddit were talking about fucking like multiple times a day, like different people. And I was like, you got the wrong guy. It's all- I did like a plank on the wrong mat at the gym. I didn't- Fuck 10 times in a day. That is what's nice about it. There's always- Mostly gay dudes who are fucking way more than you could ever imagine. Ever even- Oh, dude. You don't even- You couldn't even- Yeah. There's real- It's another level. Gay sex parties. Like, that's happening. Because you don't have to- It's just there waiting for it. It's just dinner every night, man. It's made. Waking up. It's just ready for you. Yeah. What are we fucking tonight? Yeah, dude. Where are we fucking later? I don't know. Where and how much? Right. How many of us are getting together? Like a pickup game. You five got an ex? Yeah. Shit. No more shirts, guys. All skins. We're going all skins. Yeah. Good Lord. These boys are having fun out there. All right. All right. Well, fun episode. Thanks for coming on. Nick, anything you want to plug? Yeah, absolutely. I'm in Wilmington, North Carolina. This weekend. This comes out tomorrow, right? Yeah. Yeah. So this weekend, Dead Crow. Oh, hell yeah. I'm doing that in July. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. I've heard very good things. Damn. So please come out. Because it was a last minute booking, so- It's always mine. Any tickets whatsoever. You guys are both flying to Wilmington? From Boy Dad. No, no, no. We're not doing it today. But you're both going to be at that airport? Not at the same time, probably. But at different times. That's all I'm asking. At different times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the airport I just flew into. Oh, wow. They got baggo at the airport. UNC Wilmington sweatshirts. That's the sweatshirt I was going to get you. You've got to get one of those sweatshirts right there. I'll get one. I'll get one for sure. I'll give you a little bit of cash to get one for yourself. That would be huge. Yeah, I'll take one too, bro. I don't think so, brother. I do like to get merch of if it's a cool town, cool sports, something. It's an obscure one. UNC Wilmington is obscure. And he also only wears blue sweatshirts with white writing on it. No, I understand. The band of brothers I'm talking to. I get it. You wouldn't understand, bro. You wouldn't get it. Fuck yeah. All right. Well, we'll be back on Thursday. Is Francis back home Thursday? Nope. I know. We miss you, Francis. We miss me and you. He's still in Ireland with his new brother, Jersey Jerry. He actually stole your brother. Jerry's not in Ireland. He's not? Are you sure? No. All right. Maybe we need Jersey Jerry out here to cover for Francis. Thank you for having me back. Nick, you're the man, bro. Thank you so much. Son of a boy, Dad. It's good to be back. Sweet. Yeah. Thank you.