Yolanda's Face Reveal!

What's up everybody? We have a face reveal to you! What's up? Okay Yolanda, are you ready to do your face reveal? Yes! How you want to do it? I don't know, I want the big bang! You shouldn't make a bang sound and then take it off. However you would like to make the bang sound as fun. Why not? Yeah? Okay! Okay, three, two, one, bang! What's up everybody? What's up? Whoa! Whoa! Oh my dad, please! I think it's gone on her hand. Ew! Oh, sorry! I want this! Nothing! No worry about it, my, um, my, uh, air. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Yolanda, are you ready to do your face reveal? Yes! Yes! Do you want to do it now? No, we need to build it up! Yeah, build it! How do you want to do it? I don't know. Wait, this is the first time. Oh, wait, no, she made it take off. It's like the first time she's talking with me. This is the first thing on YouTube. Let's punch it off. Uh, you could, or we could wait like 20 minutes. Yeah, let's, let's do it at the end of the episode. No! I can't see nothing! I mean, I don't know, is your face reveal how you want to do it? I don't, I want the big bang! What are you going to do? I'm going to firework it in a pub and then. I know me how I will die! What do you want to do that going? Um, you should make a bang sound and then take it off. Okay. But, however you would like to make the bang sound as fine. Am I now? Yeah? Okay. Okay, three, two, one. Bang! Bang! Bang! I hear, guys! She's here and she's like. This is her face. Wow. That's reveal. I actually, I've never really seen her face you. Very clear skin. Oh, I think. Have you ever had a pimple? Um, I don't think so. I feel like, wow. Really? No, I think I might have forgotten once when I first started doing a Yolanda makeup. When I was, like, putting a lot on my face. I started getting, like, a little bit of bumps on my face. It's pretty bad. Oh, my God. It looks so crazy looking at you in the makeup. It is. I know. It's like a different human being here. When she walked in today, I was like, wow. Hello. It's crazy. Man. Well, well, after she walked in, I thought we should start the podcast. But somebody wasn't here. Oh, yeah. I was making a TikTok for Labor Day because I'm 17. Right. And I bought a Coke and some gasoline. Let's see the TikTok. Cash said he thinks you were just buying time and you were making it up. I thought she was making it up. I'll be honest. No, I actually wasn't. I did my makeup in point two seconds today. So. Um, Blake, are you there? Blake's getting our dog. Why? They came upstairs. So this is the TikTok. Uh, if y'all want to see it, should I show y'all? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll unmute it. Well, if y'all want to y'all can look it out on your own phone, see it. Oh, you said to kill it. She's like, this is a new product. Yeah, go. Oh, man. Do y'all want to look it out on your own phones? I like how she walks out on her own phones. Yeah. Oh, it's on. She walks in the shirt. She does. Oh, my God. Oh, wait, wait, turn it down. Oh. Oh. Can we sing it? It was late a week. It was late. It was late. We can. 17. 17. Maybe don't sing. Maybe don't. Maybe don't. That was cute. That was really good. Wow. I know. I know it seems like those cute like 17 year olds. I'm not trying to be like that. It's just a trend. I totally would have done it like funny. I just couldn't find out a way. I don't know. Maybe I had a backup like powder. I'm totally joking. I'm totally joking. Oh, my God. I just got it. I'm totally joking. Oh, my God. You should have done is you should have put something on the end of the gasoline nozzle. No way. This could have been bad too. Anyways, you should put something. Yeah. No, okay. If you could potentially put something on the end of the gasoline nozzle. So you're not actually putting it in your mouth. But you drink out of the gasoline or coke in your car. Or light a cigarette. Oh, I've been funny. Don't do that. Don't let it go. Don't let it go. Don't let it go. Wait, does it say it's not a cigarette? No, it doesn't say it's a cigarette. What is a cigarette? What is a cigarette? Okay. I was a joke. Don't let it say cigarette. She can't buy cigarettes yet. No. And I won't ever buy cigarettes. I think the new law is at least in Texas. You can't buy cigarettes until you're 21, unless you're grandfathered in. You're updated on the SIG laws? Well, it's because when I turned 18, I was going to buy them. You tried to buy them? No, I was like the last group that you could be 18 to buy them. What if I did it like this? What if I like dress up looking like cracked? And I was like, it was labor day, week, and I was 17. And then I had the baggy of like the powder sugar. I wouldn't do that. No, I wouldn't do that. I bought some coke. I bought some coke. And then like Blake brings in the coke. The real coke and some gasoline. I like it. And then after I like. I don't think it's going to be good. Okay, I don't know about that. Yeah, maybe that would be really bad. I don't know. Anyways. How are you? How is $2 million? It's really good. I can't. You already had $2.1. I know it's crazy. Wait, last time you were on here, you were like $600K, right? No, when I was on here, I was like around $700. Yeah. And then when I came home, I got $2.1 million. And then when I, I don't remember. I came back. I was like 1. No, I was still $1 million. And then I left. This is crazy. And then you came back. You have been here like every weekend. I like it though. I want to move here when I get older. Wait, is that Texas? Yes, it's so beautiful outside. That is so crazy. She walked into her backyard. I'll switch it. I'll go to Florida. That sounds good. She walked into her backyard where every single plant is dead. And it's so beautiful. The grass is yellow. And she's like, wow, it's so pretty. You're right. It's so funny. It literally just yellow grass. Bro, what's it called? What was I going to say? Frick, there was something I had to say. There was about clothes. No, it was about-- You can't even be talking about-- Oh, your purse. Oh, yeah, your purse. Oh, yeah, yeah. So my-- oh, and also what I was going to say. I'll say it after. Anyway, so my purse, I got it from Canal Street. Because maybe one day I'll buy an actual designer purse. But right now-- What's the point? Yeah, there's no point. If that one's just as-- Thank you. One thing I've been trying to get better about is actually saving money instead of just thinking about it. I like when it's simple and doesn't take a bunch of extra effort. And cash app can do way more than you think to make your money work for you. If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month, and use cash app card for purchases, you can earn interest on your savings. No hidden fees. No minimum balance requirements. Also, you can hit your savings goals even faster by turning on roundups on your cash app card with roundups. 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Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Really. So I went to Canal Street and the guy was like, this purse, 130. And so I gave him $30, but I watered up the cash. Harper! Why did you water it up? So I gave him 130. So then I watered up the cash. He gave me the purse that I ran. I can't be bad. No, you did not do that. I swear, ask my mom. That's dangerous. I like it. My mom was like, Harper! No, go give. No. And then she was like, it's whatever. Because he's doing illegal things. So I can do illegal things. No. Wait, you did for real? I saw this girl. No, you did not. I saw this girl on TikTok. She was like, Canal Street. She said $35. Where I call the cops right now. Hey! It works. It's interactive. No way. Is it illegal to sell their stuff? Yeah. Well, yeah. They're like illegally selling fake designs. I try to get one of the girls in my TikTok and she said no. So it's like when the cops show up. Oh, so you scan to the scammer? Yes. Oh, I respect it. 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Scammers or are they just people trying to make a living? They're trying to make a living. They are like they're trying like that bag maybe five dollars, and they're trying to sell it for 130. Oh, they're saying Yeah, are they trying to say it's real? No, you know it's fake. They know they know that you know it's fake by the way They're not scared my hair is completely dead. It's completely dead. He's need a little bit of conditioner Really a little try to try to put conditioner in it and some hair oil my hair started falling out Actually, wait how do you do your hair because it looks so good? It doesn't look really good like how I died. No, like how is it not dead? It probably is I mean Yeah, the way it's sticking straight up. It's not it's not any worse than my hair. Oh my god So do you like grow out your hair is not like a thing you do? I don't really cut it no more. I mean I used to cut it. I had like a short haircut like it was like to hear It's pretty cute. I like it. You had a bob, huh? You had a bob. I used to yeah, I don't know how old I was, but I was pretty young I thought I looked good. I thought I looked good though. I feel like every sexual girl needs a bob Like you need a bob your hair one time before you grow up. I feel like everybody has done it. Yeah every person Did you ever have a bob Harper? I one time my best friend Anna. She's in Georgia now But she had a bob and she would do this thing in the mirror. We're saying I'm a jellyfish I'm a jellyfish and so she would do that in the in the mirror and I thought it was so cool because her hair It was like to hear and it would bounce up and down. It was so healthy So I went to the hairdresser and I was like I was like seven and I was like can I get this hair? What jellyfish hair? Yeah, I said my friend is this thing in the mirror. It's like I'm a jellyfish. I'm a jellyfish She was like, okay, anyways, so she started cutting my hair and she wanted me to look like the girl from Lindsay Lohan the parent Oh, yeah, cuz I did look like her when I was young Annie. I don't know. It was Lindsay Lohan from the parent Yeah, but her name in the movie is Annie really anyway, so I got that haircut and she did like bangs in the front Yeah, low hair and I looked exactly like Lindsay Lohan and I kind of still do don't I? Kind of yeah But not like recent Lindsay Wait, I know what is that black widow no, no, but then I went in the mirror my hair was to my shoulders not where the jellyfish cut was And I went in the mirror and I try to do it and I started crying cuz I couldn't do it Man, you know what's crazy cash out of Bob once Basically pretty might yeah, no, it wasn't supposed to be a bob. Yeah, pretty much how to Bob Picture I need to see it. Yeah, we need a picture of your Bob. This is Lindsay Lohan. I mean, let me tell you But I don't look like that. She's a mean girl. Oh Yeah, yeah, but no cash legit y'all you go believe us. He wore a bob Swarth swooped his hair like this and he got it. He had it so long you look at a tick. It seems like yeah My mom yeah, like she was worried about me and she put me in like some sort of therapy thing or something I don't know cuz they thought I had like a like a a nervous tick like a tick thing that I couldn't control because I was always like this Spasm I was almost like this. No, it wasn't like that. Bro is like this. There's like this. There's Yeah, and I would do it all the time to get the hair out of my hair bouncing. That's what his hair would do His hair be sitting and then once we once we cut my hair Then he didn't really fight him anymore, but all my friends called me helmet head By my friends, I mean maven Alex. Yeah, he was a helmet. I'm completely home alone right now No dog no parents no sister no nothing so good to share on the internet I'm completely home alone No, last thing by the time this comes out you won't be Yeah, anyways, so I um, I'm home alone right now. No nothing. I don't know how big. I don't know how to do anything You need to make a low tape. Hey guys. All right. Here you go. Here's my mom. Wait, my mom is calling Should we let her do you want to talk to her? Yeah Okay, be crazy to her troller. What do I say just be a little it's maverick. Say maverick's not here right now What do you need? Hello I needed a push notification sent to your phone real quick Okay I am Yolanda Hi, how are you Having fun. I am having fun Okay, I was thinking to put you Your mom got like starstruck for a second she's like oh Maybe this is my uh, this is my bob Don't mind the fish Your hair is so dark and that's like colored maps. Oh, yeah, yeah, what did you do when you went to the barber? Were you like give me to pop or are you like you know it's crazy? I thought I was just in beaver here. I thought I'm killing I thought I was killing with it. I was like, I got the same girl. You look like yeah, I said he was like this long in the back Oh, okay, you have it slams up any bit He had such red cheeks then my little brother did too whenever he was younger until he hit like 14 He had the biggest face and it was so red Yeah, well, okay, rosacea is did you have rosacea? You know what I'm doing. Hey, yeah, let's show maves head. I might have had a slight bob too Oh, here's me with a more chopped bob when I was even younger. I was like nine. Oh now that's all my Oh, that's like a bad bob You were carrying whoever whoever cut me there. I mean they ain't fire. They got you In Henrietta, we used to get our haircuts for eight dollars. That's eight dollars. You can still get one for eight dollars there No, it's not well. It is bad. Did you see it? It's fair. Oh, the haircut is that the price move Would you get an eight dollar haircut if they look like that? No I cut hair. Oh, so I cut my own hair. I haven't got a haircut from a dresser and three years No, when I look at my hair sometimes my he's like my dad's a barber. So sometimes he be doing it I don't know. He doesn't look pretty good yet. My boyfriend's a barber. We should get your dad to cut off your friend. You should not say that Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. You said your boyfriend's boyfriend Yeah Oh, yeah, ten minutes before this episode she was like, hey, I think I'm gonna date this guy. Ten minutes later. He's her boyfriend She's been saying this for like two weeks now She doesn't agree, but I said it. What'd you say? I said about a month ago. I said, you know that kid Out of all the guys you've talked to he seems like the nicest one. Okay, yeah, but he also stole He also cheated. Yeah, well you stole from the Birkin bag people He's like some great fantastic kid. I mean, I barely know that barely know he's doing a lot for himself and he's doing good But he seems at least responsible. Yeah. Hey, so here's Mazbaugh. Come here together That's even worse than you. Y'all are twins for real. That's so cute. That's shirt really everywhere. I'll wait you Yeah, how are y'all like everybody loved y'all in 2018. I just don't know how Now this is before we got the cut before we went online I remember when you cut your hair because I remember when you cut it And then I remember when you died it a little bit later because I text I told Haley I was like text him right now until and that was a horrible idea. I was like really sad. Oh, you were mad that I cut it Yeah, I was even more mad when you started dying it blonde Really starting did you start dying your hair blonde before you got on social media or after caches already? This is my favorite. I think I'm sure that y'all this see you before. This is my favorite maverick era. What? He he would dress on the daily like he was going to like a homecoming on the daily Homecoming here's me and my family at The St. Louis Arch thingy and here's how maverick decided to dress with a bow tie In casual clothes. Yeah, I mean your mom looks like he's like the nerdy moji. You guys know the little emoji the nerdy moji Yeah, I can't lie. That's what it was. Yeah, that's like the nerdy It was a bad look wait wait wait wait. We got a better one. Here's him with a vest on a daily drive It's the daily drive with a vest and a bow tie That was the church. No, it was not guess it was yeah, you look so cute. You look so happy. I'm still not that it just buys it. This is still bad I remember a long time ago. Yo, yo, I'm not gonna lie you two combined have had I mean a history with the fashion. Listen me cash I've never had a good sense of fashion. No, it's never happened. I mean you can't find a one era Speaking of hair, but today, oh Speaking of hair costs is that one time I told my sister to make me ice cream and she wouldn't like serve me ice cream So one time I just got her hair No, she was like she was running around with scissors I was running around with scissors and I grabbed her hair and I cut it off and it was a big trunk. It's my mom got so mad I mean, I think you have to get bangs because I did that. I'm not curtain bangs, yeah. I used to give haircuts to all. A hair cut on the run's impressive. What the, what is that? My doll. I used to give haircuts. I was obsessed with cutting hair and doing hair in fashion. Now I'm a tomboy. You're not it. Anyways, I used to cut hair. Did you have to get new hair every time you got it? No, I would cut hair, style it, dress her up. I used to. Even though it's just a neck. It's not very good. What did you say? I said I used to cut my Barbie shirt back then. I didn't have like a bowl of scallot. It was great. You know, you remember like the Barbie movie where it was like ugly Barbie or whatever? Like the one like crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. But it was like the Barbie. You could tell like her face was melted off. Her hair was completely gone. Dude, can someone explain me just Barbies in general? I never understood Barbie. You played pretend. I don't get that. Jake Shane said we should start trying to play pretend more often. Jake Shane. I loved it. Jake Shane. I loved it. Jake Shane. It's like Alex Rose. Yeah. He's the contestant. I don't understand. So what is playing Barbies really look like? You grabbed them. No, don't ask me. I never played Barbies. You what? You grabbed them and then you played. If this was one Barbie and this was the other, it would be like. Should we go upstairs and try some outfits on? Yeah, let's go on up the stairs. He's never liked that. And y'all did that. I feel like it's more like you make them. Well, you always made them kids. You make drama. No, you make them kids. I was like, I used to make a drama. Wait, what's the drama y'all made your Barbies have? You cheated on me. Why do you say me? I don't have a drama. And then they kiss at the end. I mean, what care you did this? It's good for me. I make them fly. I walked into my sister. I walked in. And my sister and my cousin Morgan. I walked in the room after I was hanging out with my other cousin. And I walked in the room and they were like, lights out. And they started making all of Barbies kids. Lights out was crazy. Lights out. Lights out. Lights out. Lights out. Why are kids so bad? Why are kids so bad? Girls Barbies kissing and Yolanda's are killing each other. They fly. My Barbies, I would always like create drama. And I would create a thing where what's it called? Where one would get run over by a car. Because I had this like motorized car. I really missed that time. It was so fun. Or like you make them jump off the top of the Barbie dream house. What? What? It would just be like just like throwing off the top of the house for no reason. I used to draw mine. Do you used to what? I used to draw mine. Like in the pool. I would just like put them all the way to the bottom. And Barbies are dark, bro. Holy yeah. I don't know why I did it. You guys ran them over through our buildings. Did you all ever? I did have them. And it wasn't really a Barbie. It was like a baby doll. But it was an aerial baby doll. And she changed colors in the water. So I would submerge her. And I'd pick her up. And I'd set her around. And I'd let her dry. And then I'd go submerge her again. It was really violent. No, I have these. Sometimes the pool because I have to go by myself. I have the baby quits. Like the baby quits. I don't know what you said. Yeah, yeah. The sugar fell. So they dropped to the bottom. And so sometimes I throw them in the pool. So they sink. And I just go and I find them. It's pretty fun. The blue one, especially because you can't see it in the water. So I just throw it. No, last time you were here, you said you had just started school. You'd only been going like two days. Has it been still fine? I mean, no. They gave us a crop to our work. I was not here for it. I mean, the only thing that I could do was go to the pool. I mean, the only teacher that doesn't really give work is probably my first block. I feel like it's tough though, because you've got to be missing a little bit of school probably. I was missing a lot of school. That's why I like the work which is like building up and I can do that once it builds up. Well, I'm done. Like I just sit down. Yeah. Yeah. I can't. I have 30. Let's actually see. I have 76 due assignments. What? 76. No. Let's see what all my to-do is. That's why I'm going home school because you start fresh. Where are you going home school? I'm going home school because 75. 75. Oh, 75 due assignments. 75. Lucky you. I have to go by myself. You've like partially done some of them and you just haven't turned them in yet. What does that show me? I see too. So what happens if you don't do them? Because they're all in modules. Then I get zeros and I already have zeros and I'm already failing at school. So I don't even care because I don't care. So you're not going to graduate? It's just stressing me. I'm graduating but like I have some things going for anything. So like, what did you just say? So you can just skip 75 assignments and nothing really happens. You still graduate? No, no, no, you fail. You fail. Completely fail. Oh, so you got to do some of those? No, I'm going to completely fail. Wait, you're going home school? Yeah, I'm very excited. I wish I was going home school. It's just, so basically it's, it's just like a home. I'm not going to say it right. It's called, um, just like an online one? Yeah, it's like an online school where I can stay home and I call the teacher for like two to three hours. And then I do the rest of the work by myself. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I like it. That's what I want to do. But I still want to be in cheer. Mind you yesterday. I was good. You had a friend that did that word. She did, um, one school, but she went to us like, she went to her period. Yeah, she went in the school cheer at that school. Okay, did that with softball? Well, yeah, but my school was offering online. Well, you see, that is an online class that I'm failing at right now. So you're failing cheer? Wow. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not. 175 assignments. No, but I was benched yesterday because, um, I, um, forgot to go to practice at 7 a.m. So I am benched from cheer and night games currently. Did you still have to dress up and go? Yes. How do you not get benched if you have that many missing assignments? I probably will next game. Whenever I feel like, sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up. It's fine. I feel like whenever I was missing assignments or like it was going to be like, okay, you can't play this play this week. But somehow the coaches that always go talk to the teacher and make it happen. And then suddenly I'd be able to play. Are you flexing that you were really good? No, I'm saying that like the coaches, if a coach wants to, I feel like a coach can just go to the teacher and be like, hey, can you change it? Just for like a few days so they can play this week and then change it back. On my team, if you had a below a B for every point you had below an 80, you ran stairs every day and tell you got it up to an 80. And then if you were failing, the whole team runs for you. Dang. Wait, you don't have to run? No, it's good. No, you just sit there and watch. Pat! You think it's good until everyone hates you? Then you have the whole team. I'll tell you what. On at least on an all-guys team, I would not care. But like, y'all keep moving, y'all look good. They probably can't do that for guys, but for girls, it really hits hard. But y'all keep moving and listen. If one of y'all don't want to run stairs, you can do my homework for me right after this. If not, I'm going to keep failing. You're going to keep having to run the stairs. So I'm going to have to step up. No, I'm just going to do the work. Blake's now in the cheer period because he is a manager for cheer. And he left early for some reason. And he just randomly left early. And she called him out. And he randomly left early knowing he wasn't allowed to. And now we all cannot leave, have the privilege of sleep early. So everybody hates Blake right now. Dang, you already ran everyone. Dang. Don't say that because she'll get really mad at you. Did you ever have to, did you ever have to, if I were you like, I find looking for like, nobody knows what's like saying about that. Yeah, you're just trying to make it better for yourself, but just no, don't ever leave early. Wait, Kinsey, did you ever fail and have to watch everyone run? No, I never failed. Did anyone else fail and you had to run? Yeah. And then you were pissed off, right? Yeah, we had. And it's always the same like two or three people, too. And you're like, just don't be stupid. What are you doing? What are my friends that you guys know showed up to practice like the first week of freshman year, like in a pair of vans, like 20 years late. So the whole team is out running hills and she just had to sit down at the bottom and watch all of us. How was that a part? I don't understand. She was down there like crying because we're all like crying. She's down there crying because we're all like mad at her because we were running hills because she showed up 20 minutes late. It was wearing the wrong shoes and I still make kind of her for it to this day. I one time that's torture. I didn't want my teammates to hate me so bad that one time. Well, if I guess that I really didn't want them to hate me, I would have just gotten my pants correctly. But I forgot my softball pants and the dryer. And it was a game day. And so my mom is driving her big suburban behind the bus. And my dad's in the passenger seat. We roll down the bus window. And he chunks. I mean, I just like grabbed in the air is so cinematic. And I was like, guys, we're good. And the whole bus knows what's going on, but our coach doesn't. And we all start screaming. She's like, what's going on? What's going on? They're like, nothing, nothing. That's so funny. It was really cool. She was not in the movie. I promise you it was real. Yeah! Stop it! What are they like? Hit the back of the bus when they drop. Our new back to school merch drop is officially here. And we have so many new pieces for you guys. We have these new varsity style crewnecks for you. We have these new. I'm literally just a girl t-shirts. I mean, look at the back. Look at the back. Yeah, like you could be the new best dressed in school to do the bend. Do the bend. Okay, all right enough. If you guys want to go get you a new back to school merch pieces, you can shop them at theelopontest.net. Go get them now! We just did a guy on a motorcycle. It's like the guy on a motorcycle. Yeah. Yeah. I love watching a Barbie. I freaking love Barbie. I watch Barbie every single night. And when I get ready in the morning. Oh, Barbie life in the dream. I know I can recite every single word from all the shows. Is it TV show? There's Barbie life in the dream house and Barbie life in the dream house adventures. I don't like the adventures one because it's more like new looking. I only like dream house. But on Netflix, they only have one season. So I keep rewatching that. Wait, Yelanda. So are you in public school still? Are you officially homeschooling? I mean, I kind of am still in school. Do you go to the school or not? I'm not going. I'm not going back. I'm like, you're like done. Kind of. Like on the 14th when I start my homeschool. But they're telling me that I can like get out of the school. Did you go to school this week? Well, yeah, I went to school but on Friday didn't go because I had to go to the doctors, but I had a physical me - and I got my blood drawn. Oh, I'm sorry after this. They were gonna do that to me But I said no, I want my blood drawn so bad. I never had a draw. I have someone to tell you. I've never never Really? Yeah You know like they put the blood into the tube and then you have to shake it because they don't let you shake your blood Later it's disrespectful Got you Dang, no, I've never had my blood drawn. I want to get my blood drawn and get like test on the lab or whatever because I need to see like if I'm like Diabetic you want to know what happened to me. I don't know I think you would know if you were diabetic. I went to go get my blood drawn for my physical So I got get my blood drawn. They're like, okay, we have to do five extra vials this time and an extra 10 vials So I'm getting 15 vials on my blood drawn normally you get four or six so I get my blood drawn and They're doing 10 so 10's already done. I've been sitting in the chair for like 15 minutes. Just my blood just spurting out and so They're shaking basically. They're okay. I have to go get more tubes the needle still in me by the way the needle still in me I can't look like what are you doing? So then they go grab five extra vials. I get my blood drawn. I'm feeling light headed so light headed Cuz like all my freaking blood is out into tubes. I don't think I have any more blood I went completely pale I'm getting nervous thinking about it. So listen this. So she grabs five extra vials. She keeps filling them up Like it's going out more and more slowly cuz I've barely any blood left in my body And so and so basically I'm like looking down and like oh my gosh And so she takes the five extra tubes out and then she's like oh wait We actually didn't need these five extra tubes because we realized your cholesterol is down to normal again so then I stand up and she's like you need to drink water and you need to eat food immediately I'm like what okay? So on the agenda just food just make blood. They don't say that I think so like I don't even know so I get water I was on the way home and I didn't have water or food in my car So I'm driving home and I'm like like going behind the wheel like that. You're not supposed to dry You're not supposed to dry. Well, I had to go to school and so I'm like this I'm like going behind the wheel like this and like I saw like like seen dots like little like black dots I'm like crap crap crap crap crap So I pull over and I sit down for a little bit and I swear like I didn't like fall asleep But like I look at the time it's like 1232 and I looked at the time it was like 1235 and then I was like on the side of the road And then it got back on it was a very scary experience and I swear I'm telling the truth. I believe you How many of those two while driving? Oh, basically what? Oh, how many of those tubes do you think you have in your body? Probably like 40 Any other guesses? No like 200 How many of the they said apparently five millimeter is like The common one. How many five millimeter of blood tubes do you think you have in your body? I got actually I'm gonna go big a thousand. Oh, I'm gonna say 200. Oh, no, I think I'm gonna go like that's true. It doesn't depend on how big you are. It's the average person. I guess average is 70 How much? How many do you think you want 200? Oh, I have no idea. Well, yeah, if you're a full grown adult, I'd say a lot like yeah I was like I thought you'll want it. Maybe it's two and a body like yeah, it's a thousand. Yes 900 to 1100 Wow, I was correct and 15 of those were taken out of my Because I feel like just right here like in my thigh like that's like one two three four. Wait who six seven eight nine No, that isn't add up if you put a thousand of them on the ground Yeah, they don't add up and you said all those are in me right now Muscle me and maver watch it. Yeah, no, it wasn't me and mav is me and Kate me and Kate were watching a video the other day If you took all the veins and arteries out of your body, I saw this and lined them up How long do you think they'd be the Eiffel Tower? Okay, there's Harper's guests. I'm gonna say across the United States. I know the answer So I'm not saying. Oh, yeah, yeah It's not crazy. It wraps around the world three times. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what do you think? I don't know because I had another thought on my head and it's painful Because you said you said like it's too painful to think about that one video like an animation It's like a person like taking out the nerve of like their gums out and now that's why I did that. Sorry. I don't know But it probably like what Harper said yeah, it's like three and a half times around the world or something That's crazy. I don't know that I said our body Yeah, I don't always believe every day. I'm not very hard to believe that the other day that the frickin great wall of China You can see it from space. Have you all heard that? Yeah, that's not true It is they got you. No, it's true. No, you can't yes, he got got by the chat picture. Oh my gosh Cash can you see the great wall of China from y'all y'all there's a ride my drink. There's a ride. There's a ride my drink a rat Why is nobody believing me? There's a ride my dream. Oh, no, how does a rat get through the hole? That was the rat squealing the chat says not really Yeah, otherwise you'd be able to see highways think about it. Yeah, it says not with the naked eye. Wait Does anybody want to do my work? But if it's closest are then not really what kind of great wall of China He's only like the size of a high-weds US government work and English I would not be helpful there, and you US government English. Oh, oh English English four And you're how old I'm in eighth grade wait y'all are only one English All the years of high school so all of them. Yeah, how did they let you go to the next grade? I don't know Is it I think it's so crazy when I was in school. I hated English, but now I love to read so it's crazy Good thing. Yeah, you never know where the world may but I last year I paid my friends to do my work G.B.T. Because I sorry Chad G.B.T. is too hard to work so too hard to work Actually, that's too much and immediately replies I already have so much on my plate Why don't we even give kids homes homework anymore? They can just use check. Well now they have tools where like they can see and yeah They can run your like work through Like AI checkers and it'll tell you like yeah, if it's like an essay, but like you just like how they're gonna know They show me the written matter. I do. I like I like not writing about like typing them. I read flows to school Well a lot of times a lot of times like written math too They want you to use like certain formulas and stuff and you have to like show your work like with your writing and stuff So if you don't I mean, I guess Chad could tell you exactly what to write. I was what I'm saying only essay I've ever wrote my entire life As long as in the second grade and they said we had to write a short storybook So I went to the library. I found a short storybook. I set it down and I copied it word for word and then the school The school the whole school. I mean they thought it was great. They thought I was a child genius Teacher called my mom and she said Your son is seriously gifted that she was like she was like was this before after the testing that you got sent to She told my mom. She's like your son is seriously gifted like his writing skills are insane I'm in second grade and I wrote like an actual book. She's like it's I've never seen She's like it's insane and my mom's like no And then she shows she shows my mom my work and she goes he plagiarized that. There's no And she asked me she's like did you plagiarize that I was like what's what's played what's plagiarized and she's like did you copy that from another book? And I was like yeah Yeah, my yeah, but the teacher thought I was a child genius for a second. I mean the teacher got got that's their own fault Yeah, my mom was like I don't even know how the teacher fell for it because you had all like the right exclamation points like periods like Capital letters everything Top I mean top move honestly if the teacher's gonna fall for it might as well do that Yeah, so you don't got to give me any more word teacher because you know I'm a child genius I can grade other people's work if you want Can I use the bathroom sure you got a raise your hand Oh no, yeah, she's going you might see if when she passed all last night when I use a bathroom and then she passed out on the right Yeah, I got about to they're like, I don't know Walk out Why did they do that because you're supposed to say may I go to the restroom not can I may I was that true May I is like you're asking if you can go can I is like can you actually do it? Yes? Technically your body can go to the bathroom Power trip it is also I hate when they would be like listen, nobody asked to use the bathroom. I'm like So if I have to go what would you like me to do what do you mean don't Test me nowadays if they said it to me nowadays. I'm not getting on pain right on the front right there Well, no, I'd ask one time and if they said no, oh, they're feeling the pain right on their desk At a doctor's note and each time I'd ask you to the restroom and they said no, I'd just reach in my backpack by backpack And I'd be like I got to go and then I just see you had a doctor's note to use the bathroom. Yeah, what was the top move? Yeah, I know what did the notes say she has one kidney letter go to the bathroom Every single time I wanted to go even if I wasn't going to the bathroom, I'd be like I got to go wait Is that a thing one kidney makes you use the bathroom more? I don't know all the terms and technical stuff behind it But that's what my doctor said. So I use not good for your kidneys. It's probably like hold it and stuff. Yeah One time this is like kind of kind of I mean I feel like they're kidding me hilarious - She didn't get it. - I didn't get it. - Kidney, Kidney, Kidney, Kidney. - Kidney. - Oh, that's too much time. - I think I told this before, but when the school flooded from the urinal, it was dripping from the one urinal? - No, listen. - The school flooded from the urinal. - Yeah. - The guy kicked it. - Maybe not a urinal, it was a toilet, but right above my closet. - My school was two-story, and there was a bathroom. - There was a fancy school. - There was a bathroom right above it, just to the left, because the bathrooms were stacked. So I was in the classroom closest to the bathroom. And I'm sitting in Spanish class, and right in front of me, water started to dripping on the desk. - Urinal water. - And we're like, "That's weird." And so some of the students started looking at it, and they're like, "Hey, there's water, there's water." And my teacher did not like this class, because we were a horrible class. We made her cry multiple times. She went into the office, so it was so sad. - You sent the teacher to the office? - Yeah, multiple times. It's like the teachers still trying to actively teach as there is water falling onto the desks. And the kids, now it's on multiple people's desks, like affecting multiple people, like backpacks are starting to get wet. She's like, "Nope, nope, everyone's shut up. "We're still, I'm still teaching, everyone's shut up." Water is actively just flooding into the classroom now, and she's still trying to teach. And so we all are like, "No, we're getting wet by this water. "We didn't know where it was from yet." - So how old were you? - 15. So we all start packing our bags up, and we're like, "Okay, we're just leaving class." And I'm like, "This isn't safe." - You guys really just want that class. - Like literally, I was like, there's water getting all over us right now. We didn't know where it was from. And then finally, she gets a call from the office. And she's like, "Okay, the bathroom upstairs is flooding. "You guys need to get your stuff and get out of here "because we just had to." - Like, bro. - We just had bathroom water. - And then you'll be like, "Really? "No, you don't say." - There's bathroom water, literally just toilet water, falling all over us, and she was actually trying to teach. And then she was like, "Why does nobody like me?" I was like, 'cause you did things like that. - That's actively disgusting. - And it turns out Kate's older brother was the one in the bathroom with his friends. - Your brother broke the urinal? - No, no, no, but one of his friends kicked it. - Yeah, he, which funny story now, the guy who actually, it was like thousands and thousands of dollars of damages, like he got charged for like destruction of property, 'cause the entire school flooded. For like an entire week, a whole quarter of the school was completely closed off because there was so much water damage, like the water was like, I'm not even joking, like ankle deep in the hallways. People were just like running and sliding on this, on their stomachs, like a slip of ice. - Yeah, he was like, "I don't know, I don't know." Like there's videos of it, it's so bad, and this kid, and my brother was in the bathroom when it happened, and he was like, "Oh no, like he knew that they were gonna look at the cameras." - Oh, no. - He said, "Kate did it, and just started going, "Psst, he said, he said no." - So he like leaves the bathroom immediately, as soon as the water starts coming, and he was like, "They're gonna look at the cameras, "and they're gonna see me come out of the bathroom." Like, I'm hooked. - Yeah, what do you do? What do you do in that moment? - Well, so then he was like, "I'm just gonna go back to class and act like it." - He was like, "What are they gonna do?" - He was like, "I don't wanna go to school with that for his sake." - Wait, no, are you asking people to do it? - Are you asking people to do it? - I don't wanna go to school with you. - But wait, this should be taking us out for a week. - Hey, what are you doing? - I got a or a ring, and I'm-- - So if you want me to school with you, hold on. - Oh, hey, so I was telling the story about the time the school flooded on the podcast right now. - I'll tell you about it in a minute. - But is it okay if I say about how you were the one who told the office? - Yo, he told the office, that's terrible. - Wait, wait, wait, but it's okay if I say it? - I'm simply being gentle to him. - What is the meaning of it? - I just didn't don't care. - Okay, all right, cool. - Legally, I don't know if they're allowed to. - Well, it's probably fine now. It's been a lot of years. And you didn't do anything wrong. - He's definitely not. - Yeah, not good. - He's like, keep that in the-- - I didn't do nothing. - Okay, all right, bye. - Yeah, you gotta put that in the intro. Well, legally, I don't know if we can talk about it. - No, but basically he went back to class. He was like, I'm just gonna go finish my test. So he goes back probably like five minutes later. He's like, they're gonna look at the cameras and see I came out of the bathroom like I'm cooked. So he told the teacher he was like, I need to do the office. And so the teacher let's him and he was like, hey, I was in the bathroom in this happened, but just so you know, like it was not me. I did not do this. And so since he was like the first one that went and was like, this happened, but I didn't do it. He was fine. - They were paying. - They cleared his name. - He did. - He definitely did something. (laughing) - No, he didn't do it. But can you imagine if he was the one who just got charged with like thousands of like-- - Well, not if they all been together, they can't charge anyone. That's like some guys in there, especially if I was the guy that kicked it. I'd be like, let's see guys, if we all been together. - No, we can't just-- - They can't just-- - Then you're all responsible for the damage. - What? - No, you all remain silent. - Listen, no, if you all have an accurate story of this thing just explode in. (laughing) - Well, 'cause when you go, you can see the toilet, it's just like man-handled off the wall. - Yeah, you-- - Just saying we were set on it. - I peed it. - Wait, do you know the story? Like, why was he kicking it, was he mad? - No, he was literally just like-- - He was like, this'll be fun, you know him. - You know him? - You know the guy who did it. - It was your brother, wasn't it? Okay, wait, just bleep the name, just bleep the name. - Oh, I know who it is. He had to pay all that. - Yeah, it was like a lot. I could text my friend and ask her, 'cause she knows, but it was a lot of-- - A lot too. - I have a question. - What? - So when I'm March 20th, I'm buying an apartment, probably around here somewhere, because I'm waiting until the exact day you check. - Yeah, I'm moving out on March 20th. So how do I get in an apartment, and where should I get in? (laughing) - So how do I do this? - You go online and type in, actually, I have an app for you. - Oh my gosh, it's so nice. - It's not an app. - What are you doing right now? - It's not an app. - I know what your app it is. I saw my friend promoting this app. - Really? - Yeah. - Well, I'm not doing a promotion unless you want to pay me. - You can tell her later. - No, but Harper, basically, you just find the apartment you want to go to, and you ask, you're like, "Hey, what units do you have available?" - You can walk up to the apartment complex. You go to your office, and you're like, "I'd like to view your apartment, so do you have available." - Oh, really? - You can go to the apartment team. - And they give you a tour. - Before you do that, then you should do research online. - You can go to apartmentlist.com. - I don't like that. - And it's like a dating app for apartments. - You can like swipe right. - And you can just look at what's the app called, apartment list, apartment list. Okay, I'm gonna look that up. And you can like do it in the DFW area. - Yeah. - You can set your location to even just- - You can find exactly where your parents live. - Wherever you want. - And apartment rent isn't crazy, right? - No. - It depends on where you go. - Probably where you go. - Yeah, you're gonna be like downtown, downtown, around here. - You're gonna get a high-rise apartment, like yeah, it'll be more expensive. - It sounds like a thousand to two thousand a month. - Yeah, I want it for a hundred a month. - That's- - That's not possible. - You've got to have to negotiate. - I'm pretty sure I pay, like I spend $100 on a day. I really need to stop spending money. 'Cause like- - Dude, I say that all the time too. - I need to stop doing that. Because like, I'm not like saying that I'm gonna go broke, but it's like honestly on the verge, probably soon. - On the verge? - Yeah. - Like what if I do go broke, from just spending like $5 on a coffee? Then like today I got gas and it was $90 like. - That huh? - Yeah, $90 for my gas. - It's greasy. It has to stop. (all laughing) - You ever pay for gas? - Oh. (all laughing) - That's about for my patterns. No, but you know my dad told me that he spent like $700 on buying like Celsius's and like the stuff. - Damn it! - 'Cause like he buys like a couple like every day. - Oh, you meant like over time. - Yeah, yeah. So you can't buy something to go broke on that. - I thought you meant on one trip, he spent so much. - No, no, no. - He's like, "Yo, Costco trip." - Like a 12 pack of energy drinks is like $25 or something. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's actually kind of why. - Well, they're like $2 a piece. - Wait a minute, wait. - I'm so upset because I bought a computer from my homeschool and then I then now figured out that the computer, I meant well, the homeschool is providing a computer for me after I. - Take it back, take it back. - You can. - I'll try. - Wait, she like it's perfect. - But also, the computer that you get for school is probably heavily restricted. - That's true. - Oh yeah, you won't be able to do like, like you won't be able to like your YouTube analytics. - Yeah, I like to, 'cause I like to watch some of the podcasts. That was so the first one we'd be able to like to watch. - No way. I might be able to watch the podcast back. I have a question. - She's downloading the app right now. - Yeah, 'cause when I'm 18, I'm moving out because I legally can and do whatever I want. - Oh, so. - Can I take that stuff with you? - No, I don't like it. - I'll take that. - I love Estes, but I just can't. - Are you gonna get a dog? - No, I can't. - No, I don't. - Don't get a dog. - I'm not gonna get a dog yet, but when I'm into L.A. probably. - You need a dog. - And I bummed so much. - So much. - I bummed so much. - So you see that right there? - What is that? - I don't know. So I've had these bumps for like four days on my fingers and have you seen on my story, The Bumps? So there's these like exome of bumps. They don't have anything in them, but they're bumps on my fingers. And they're growing all throughout all my fingers, and I don't know how to get started. - Starting into a lizard. - What are you gonna do? (laughing) - What was I gonna say about the apartment? - No, you were after the apartment. You were like gonna say something. - Oh, yeah. When I got home last night, I was just so lonely and it's so sad being alone, but I'm just so ready to move out. - Now you low-key gonna need a roommate. Being alone in your apartment is kind of very lonely. - I'd be a hard roommate, I don't mind. - I actually wouldn't mind that. So you move in with me. And they itch really bad. I feel like a core line when she touches the poison I mean, scratches on me. - I love core line. - You know that part of the movie where she's like. - Yes. - Mom, give me some cream for my hands. (laughing) - Her mom irritating me so much too, though. - Oh yeah. - I've never seen core line. - Because you've never watched it. You have to wash it. - I know. - Is that the girl with the buttons? - I can recite the whole movie. - I tried to watch it and it scared me. - I was like the whole movie. - The commercials look scary. - Okay, recite some parts. - I have a little movie night. - Okay. - Dim know why. - Why were you born? - Well, what are you doing? - Oh, I'm reciting the movie. - Oh, she's gonna do the whole movie for us. - Make sure I call it the movie. - All right, let's-- - All the dolls. I freaking love core line. - Start with the opening scene. - Okay, so opening scene is what's his name? Mr. Bovensky jumping on the roof. And he's like doing, up, down. Don't bud, yeah, and then he goes to it's like Coral line driving her little mode. Oh, I remember that scene. Yeah, you're describing the movie not Yeah, I know cuz there's no words yet line yet, and then she sees she hears a bell. It's YB He's doing the wishing stick going around me some witchcraft or something. It's probably devilish I'm low. You shouldn't watch it. I don't think it's devilish, but she talks about witchcraft in it I don't know, but I've watched it over a hundred times. Have you guys seen the Coral line button cookies? No, I need Coral line as a kid. I literally terrified me Me and my sister when you watch it, we like to say the line. She goes magic Oh, it's stop motion. I remember. That's why magic dosing right? Stop motion is like like stop motion movies like are really difficult for me to watch for some reason What's stop motion? It's like really like move the clay art. Oh my gosh. It's a clay movie Do you guys do you guys know the Christmas one with like a Christmas nightmare? No, but there's another one where it's like all the little elves are working in the North Pole, and it's like stop motion Oh my gosh. Yes, what is that called? It's like an original. It's like like a classic Christmas movie. It's like something with an elf It's just hard to just like watching clay. Yeah, is it Scrooge? No, Christmas movie. That would have been a good Starvation. What's it called? What's it called a claymation Christmas celebration with this guy? You guys? Yeah, everyone seen that. I mean how many bedrooms do I Would get to me too. Yeah, you want to you want you and then like for a guest. Yeah, I know, but why are you gonna use this like a filming room or something? Yeah, okay? All right guys, we're gonna go ahead in the episode. We'll see you guys next time. Bye