Yolanda Leaked Our Pregnancy Test

How do you want to split it? Actually, dinner's on me. Okay, big money. Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo Debit MasterCard, so. Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kinda on me, actually. Yeah, you send it, I spend it. Did my money get, like, reincarnated? Yeah, it's chicken shawarma. Want it back? I can't believe you, like, ate my Venmo. Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo Debit Card. No monthly fee or minimum balance. Venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance. A Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank, N.A. Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. It specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation. Plan B is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like DoorDash. No ID, prescription, or age requirement. It's the number one OBGYN-recommended brand of emergency contraception, and it won't impact your future fertility. That's right. Freedom to be used as directed. - I don't know if you guys have seen the TikTok yet. - She was doing a room tour. - I saw the TikTok. - Of our room. - Yeah, I saw the TikTok. - Wait, I did not see this TikTok. - You cannot blame me, I didn't know anything. - No, it's on her account. - It's on Yolanda's account. So what happened is, Yolanda was doing a room tour, and she goes into the bathroom. - You can't get mad at me, I didn't know anything. - No, I know you didn't know, we're not mad at you. - We're not mad. - I didn't know what it was, so I just showed it for a second, and then they're like, "Yeah, I did." - Wait, was it positive? - You know she peed on that thing? - Ew! - Okay, so we have something we need to address, obviously, because Yolanda found something in our room. - Wait, what? - What? - So, I don't know if you guys have seen the TikTok yet. - I saw the TikTok. - Of our room. So what happened is, Yolanda was doing a room tour in our bedroom, and our-- - I don't think I even wanna know. - In our house. - I'm really scared to know what this is. - And she goes into the bathroom. - No, I know you didn't know, so we're not mad at you. - We're not mad. - It just, it's actually so funny. - It was honestly just so funny. - Oh my God. - But yeah, so everyone thinks we're pregnant now. - What? - Which we are not pregnant now. - Maybe next time. - Do you wanna show, 'cause Harper hasn't seen it, you wanna show? - I haven't seen it. - You haven't seen it? - Yeah. - Show her the clip. - I feel better already. - As of filming this episode, her video has only been out for a little while, and people are already, everyone's like, "You're pregnant, you're pregnant, you're pregnant." No, we're not pregnant. But yeah, here, show it to her. - It's like, that part right there. - Ooh, it's clear blue, got two little lines, that's cool. - I didn't know what it was, so I just showed it for a second. - This is that, wait, was it positive? - Yes. - But it was an ovulation test. - Let me see. - That's it, she's pregnant. - She's pregnant. - I agree. - I don't even know what ovulating means. What does that mean? - You don't need to. - What does that? - But anyways. - But my aura ring said that I start September 19th. - What is ovulation? - What is that? - It's when you can get pregnant, apparently. But don't worry, I'm never getting pregnant. - Yeah, just know, all y'all need to know is that was not a pregnancy. - Why are you leaving that on the counter? - 'Cause I have to, you have to let it sit for it to-- - Yolanda practically touched it. - I put it on the counter to let it develop, so you have to wait a few minutes, and then I'll have it. - Is that an ovulation pad? - Ew, you peed on that? - Living in Texas, you learn pretty quickly that summer is no joke. Once July and August hit, the heat is basically a full-time commitment. - Yeah, when it's 100 plus degrees outside, your plans go quickly from let's go do something to how quickly can we get back inside. - Which is funny, because you'd think every Texas home would automatically come with a pool, but that's definitely not always the case. - That's why sometimes we'll plan little Texas staycations and book a stay through Airbnb at a place where we can actually enjoy the summer instead of just trying to survive it. - We recently did that and found a place with a pool just outside of Dallas, which completely changed the experience. One morning, we grabbed breakfast at a local coffee shop, spent a few hours walking around the Dallas Albaritum, and by the time the afternoon heat had rolled in, we were more than ready to head back, jump in the pool, and cool off before going to a Brazilian steakhouse for dinner. It's one of our favorite spots. - Actually, dinner's on me. - Okay, big money. - Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo debit MasterCard, so. - Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kinda on me, actually. - Yeah, you send it, I spend it. - Did my money get, like, reincarnated? - Yeah, it's chicken shawarma. Want it back? - I can't believe you, like, ate my Venmo. - Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo debit card. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. - Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. That's freedom to be. Use as directed. - And anytime we're in Dallas, we try to make it there if we can. That ended up being one of my favorite parts of the trip because we got to do things we normally don't do while still feeling like we're at home. - I love that we could do something in the morning, come back, recharge for a bit, and then head back out later that evening without feeling like we had to be out doing something all day. Having a nice place to come back home to made the trip feel balanced. - Honestly, those are the trips that you don't expect to be memorable, but somehow they end up being the ones you talk about the most. - Yes, sometimes you don't need a big trip or a far trip. You just need a place that lets you enjoy the people you're with and the city you're in. - That's what made this Dallas getaway so fun. We got to explore, relax, and enjoy a little break from our normal routine right here in Texas. - Why would you be on it? - Oh no. - I'm so mad. - What the heck? - That's psycho behavior. What would you be? - That is psycho behavior. Ooh, that's gross. - My oar ring said I need to stretch my legs. - What? - Yeah. - But yeah, guys, long story. We're gonna start doing it. We're not pregnant, okay? So everybody can stop at the conference. - Ow! - There's a ovulation test. That's why it was positive. - Y'all wanna hear my pops? - I've been doing a TikTok series and I- - Well, when did you put your hair up? - Oh, just a minute ago. - Yeah, when did that happen? - Yeah. - All right, ready? Okay, that's- - Oh. - Don't worry. I got you. - You know that gives you arthritis? - Yeah, that's so bad for you. - I already have it. - I already have it. - But, okay. - I'm not done. - So- - Oh, that was horrible. - Ooh, that was crazy. - Okay, ready, ready. Oh, wait, y'all can hear it. Ready? - Oh! - Good, good. What were you saying, Mal? - Ready, ready? - I can do that, too! - I know. - Girl! - So we did clarify that that was a positive ovulation test. - Yeah. - Well, that's good. - So you're ovulating. - But- - Which means you can get plug nits. - Yeah, that's kind of what I'm getting at here is why are we taking those tests? And if we are taking those tests- - If you have an aura ring to tell you. - Yeah, you have an aura ring. If you are taking those tests, what other tests- - Why are you talking like that? - Why are you talking like that? - Have you guys taken, like, maybe potentially- - No, I'm not on steroids. I know, it looks like it. I know, I'm shredded, I'm jagged. - Wait, are you on steroids? - Wasn't gonna ask that. - I'm looking swoller than usual. - I was just gonna ask- - He's on steroids, he's on steroids. He has something on his arm. - A bug bite? - What does that mean? - He's injecting himself. - My bug bite? Trust me, if he's injecting- - He said he wants to be injected, he said he never got any. - If he was on steroids, they're not working. - I got another bug bite right there. - He's on peptides. - Oh, peptides. - What is that? What is steroids and what's peptides? - Steroids is just like some stupid thing that makes people jacked. - And peptides are- - Just work out, don't be lazy. - It's not healthy for you, though. - She said just work out, don't be lazy. - Peptides make you skinny, right? - I don't know. - Not osempic? - Yeah, that's osempic. - I did just a little, maybe small update on that. Maybe not, maybe we don't have to. - Now it's in everyone's business all the time. - No, it's just like, everyone's gonna be asking, oh, they took an ovulation test, so does that mean that they could be pregnant? Are they pregnant? - No. - We just said we're not pregnant. - Well, you said that it was an ovulation test. - No, I said, just to be clear, we're not pregnant. - There's a girl in my school that's pregnant. - We understand, we're not. - Really? - That's crazy. - I know. - I am not pregnant. - No, guys, what he means by that is Kate isn't pregnant, but Gash might be. - We're expecting soon, guys. - I like, there's a girl in my school that's pregnant, and she's like, beautiful, like, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, she's like, I support her, but- - How do you support her? - I'm supporting that she's keeping the baby. You know, I think that's like a- - How do you, like, show your support? You make a flag, you give her money? - I don't know, I like, just think it's like, I think that she's like- - Moral support. - I think she's very brave for doing that, because she still goes to school and stuff, and it's like- - That is hard. - That is pretty hard. - But I'm like, thinking about it, pregnancy is like the most painful thing in your life. Like, imagine, like, it hits nine months and you're about to have a kid, and it's like- - Pop a baby out, like- - Like, how in the world can she do that? Like, I- - It's worse after, I don't know how she's gonna keep going to school after she has- - What is that? - Oh, we talking about Clancy right now? - It's where you get depressed after having the baby. - Why, is it like a hormone that happens, or like, what? - Yes. - Your hormones are changing so drastically after you give birth. - But, and also, like, you're so sleep deprived, and you just, you feel like you're giving everything to this other human being, and it just, you just like- - A lot of women, like, their husbands go to work, so they're just home all day by themselves, like, trying to take care of the baby alone. - It has to eat, like, every two hours, so you never sleep. - Yeah, it's having a newborn is very- - You're like, have no sleep, yeah. - Yeah. - I'm never having a baby. - Imagine an alarm clock that goes off every two hours. - No, no, no, that's the thing, is every two hours, you then have to wake up, feed it, change its diaper, and get it to go back to sleep, which means that you're really only sleeping- - And burp it. - Yeah, and burp it, so you're really only sleeping maybe like 12 minutes. - 15, 15 minutes, yeah, maybe less. i don't know yeah that's terrifying yeah no that's why i don't want kids i don't either i have to take care of them and it's really hard i can't do all that having a newborn baby sounds absolutely terrible i can barely take care of my dog i want one for like a little bit but like not when it comes to not when it comes to sleeping he wants to adopt one for five days and give it back yeah like when it comes to sleeping i need my sleep unfortunately yeah i mean it's definitely tough but i do want a kid when do y'all want to have a kid because like if y'all are trying right now my house is done what kate's answer is when our house is done cash's answer is yesterday yeah oh yeah i've been i've been trying because uh um uh like kate wants to wait till our house is done but i don't think so because to be honest we can just get like an apartment or anything else so yeah because right now we all me mav kate and kinsey all live together so uh kate wants to wait till we have our own house but i'm like well we can just get an apartment if we have if we have a baby but yeah it'll be fine we're young and hot we can get pregnant whenever we want well actually no all of this can say the same though so no that's what i'm saying we actually can't get pregnant i'm young and hot i can get pregnant whenever i want you better not i'm joking i don't want to get pregnant and i never will and i don't want to have kids and i just want to be alone forever because no you don't you were just talking about how when you move into an apartment you're going to feel so lonely i know but i'm honest i do good alone but i thought you said you didn't know actually i don't know if i've seen you alone in like my entire time knowing you every single time you come over here you have a friend i have to have something with me i go crazy it would be good if when you get an apartment you do have a roommate just because like all of your friends are going to be at school too yeah so it's like then you're really just going to be here like at your apartment i mean you can come over here every single day and hang out with us if you want i will probably when y'all go to college yeah yeah i uh yeah i don't know i feel like being alone just does not go well with me like i was alone for two weeks in bed and i like couldn't like i was just like you were alone for two weeks in a bed i didn't i don't know if i believe that i didn't get off the singular bit i barely got up the only time i got up was to pee and shower were you sick i was sick for like a little bit and then i was depressed and then i got shipped off were you you were bed sick i was i was bedridden what did you get your dog utah oh it's a whole story it's a whole story i'll let you know later don't worry it's better that way it's okay it's better that way i got shipped off and then i got better and i'm great dude i felt like i was gonna be depressed whenever i had covid the two weeks in solitary and it was during christmas so on christmas day i sat outside of my my parents living room has these big glass doors and i set out the glass doors and i had one of them open and i just watched them from afar open all the gifts it was really wait you were quarantined on christmas yes yeah i was dang i would cry i'm too selfish yeah i'd be all up in there what's the next one you can't you can't do that especially if you have like grandparents there and stuff like you can't risk that risk it for the biscuit wait so where are you watching from the window they put you outside yeah so i could be outside how do you want to split it actually dinner's on me okay big money well i got a venmo balance that i can spend with my venmo debit mastercard so well i even mode you three times last week so it's kind of on me actually yeah you send it i spend it did my money get like reincarnated yeah it's chicken shawarma want it back i can't believe you like ate my venmo spend your balance instantly with the venmo debit card no monthly fee or minimum balance venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance the venmo mastercard is issued by the bank or bank na plan b is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan it specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation plan b is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like doordash no id prescription or age requirement it's the number one ob gyn recommended brand of emergency contraception and it won't impact your future fertility that's freedom to be use as directed during christmas in texas okay i wasn't here been here since you spent christmas here before i wasn't there during quarantine okay how was i supposed to know sorry i'm like checking my tick tock because it's doing good hey that's good for you it's so bad it's the first time it's been good in a while so i'm like reminiscing get harper to 10k yeah 10 million my bad i'm sorry i messed up i'm sorry keep trying yeah 10k million oh my gosh have y'all ever gone live and they got up to a million viewers no no y'all want to know what happened to me yesterday you guys not that yeah you did not get a million i got the 900k no you did not oh like all at once i mean all like at the end of the life no you did not get 900 000 people on your 900 000 concurrent viewers is like more than the super thing that's like the world record talking i was doing like my girl talk and i was like talking oh that makes sense then and so i was like talking and like everybody says that i was gossiping about like because like all my friends do girl talk and like we were all like talking stuff girly stuff and it's just always gossiping i hate it but sometimes fun so yeah right i still don't believe you got to 900 000 concurrent viewers i did i did so it's a good thing good job yeah it's a fake thing if you want to win live on take dogs she would get like 900 but i can't go live like i when i do like they think i'm not of age to be on tick tock but i am oh yeah you definitely can't lie if you want to take that they'll kick you right off remember are you all my lives do you go my life sometimes yeah sometimes no i would scroll out and then like it would pop up on my phone like what is she doing yeah and then one time she was doing a battle with uh blake and so i was helping her out and then i asked that i wasn't looking at it and i accidentally sent her two roses and she's like thank you yeah i just sent her two roses my money i'm gonna need that back give me my two cents how many coins you got on tick tock i have no idea but i just sent it like one of the people sometimes do i go to that thank you that's what i do i go to people's lives i like send them roses they're like that's not harper that's not harper they check and it's hard but like oh my gosh dang you guys should do a live stream together on instagram i was on live last time and um they were like i have harper i don't know if she wants to go oh my i will actually do that i will as long as you don't like leak my number but if you want to talk to me i'll be happy to do that my number but if you answer my calls she's been calling me a lot recently and i've been busy but then she's like i don't like i don't like being lonely but then you ignore my college right right i don't really have i'm not a very talkative person after i like talk like usually my social battery drains very low so then i just don't talk for the rest of the day how many friends does yolanda have do you have a best friend um yeah but we like barely talk anymore because she's like she has she's in a children's top gun and so like she's very busy so like we don't really talk as much and then um no oh yeah i forgot i don't do cheer anymore but i'm gonna go to like someone hello oh no okay it's just the light going out i thought we lost power oh man okay our new back to school merch drop is officially here and we have so many new pieces for you guys we have these new varsity style crewnecks for you we have these new i'm literally just a girl t-shirts i mean look at the back look at the back of me yeah yeah yeah like you could be the new best dressed in school to do the bend do the bend do the bend okay all right enough if you guys want to go get your new back to school merch pieces you can shop them at thellpodcast.net go get them now no it's just like a glitch and it's like don't worry about the light it's okay that was terrible guys we almost lost all the episodes i thought i thought all the cameras turned off and we lost all the footage hey harvard the other day you uh you took a trip to canada you have chapter right now hold on why are you so close to me then i'm joking no wait uh trip to canada you went to the uh i went to minnesota the minnesota yeah and i went on the queer week with this podcast yes and uh you uh loki started some beef with some influencer yeah i saw that yeah uh influencer well maybe you should go back did y'all watch the podcast yeah we have to obviously we gotta watch it if you're on it if you're on to make sure you don't say anything crazy about us no i'm kidding i didn't say anything crazy about y'all just some controversial topics yeah yeah my name was in your mouth a lot on that show every she they asked harper a question and she's like well cash holds me at gunpoint and my favorite part is harper goes yeah cash and mav talk about a lot of controversial topics so when they start doing that i like to just take myself yeah well cash and mav you know they talk about a lot of controversial things so i just like to move myself you know even though i put myself straight into the situation i was trying to act super mature on that podcast knowing how did that go uh i mean i looked like a really cool like a fake friend to me yeah i saw you on there i was like who's that girl i don't even know her yeah hey so what controversial topics do we talk about huh uh a lot actually yeah like what i do like to remove myself from them especially when y'all talk about like what name one don't say it because i don't know what it is um the things i get clipped yeah we do what do we say that gets clipped the things that we could that you say yes that too but uh no uh what what where i started people too yeah you don't have a single one to say hey hey who did i start be okay i'm gonna stop like talking crap about y'all because i don't know that's so sweet because you know we watch it i don't want like a bad relationship with y'all because like that's just who i am and as a person i like to like mend my friendships not try to like take them away like i step away from the controversial things i like to step away from drama with my friends yeah well i think we get at least free two shots i think i think we get at least two she's on the podcast she's like drama me no never i rock cowboy so tell me about tell me about the controversial topic or who did i start beef with well mostly cash it was just it was just cash you were like well cash pretty much tells me everything what to say i said that on joey you said that on both what there's another one she said right i'm always saying that i need to stop saying that i got i got a talking to about that by my mom too about yeah i told her oh no i don't know she said you on a podcast and she goes i don't even know what the question was i have no idea but they were like uh harper goes cash just tells me everything do i have a freaking cold sore what what is that cash tell you to say that no but he tells me to say every single thing yes right i'm joking what i told you to say i think i have a freaking cold sore if i have a cold she's going off script no um gotta kick around though but no i we'll be right back close it we'll be right back i end up with like a black eye anyways guys did you watch did you watch her interviews uh no i mean i seen like clips on it though oh yeah i didn't know that she was going on any of those things like i just saw a clip and i'm like okay i watched it later i watched it later how was the the the the the clearly clueless podcast it was good they're very nice i heard that they talk about me are you kidding yeah they said something about me on the i didn't watch their podcast but i saw a clip of it it was not bad yeah no what'd they say doordash makes showing up for people easy so today we're ordering on doordash to see who knows each other best let me go first it's like christmas no no wait wait wait you don't need to go first kate needs to go first yeah mine no i'm going first no no no no no no mine's like sticking out i already know what i got okay i'll go first since i know what i have okay i got a bouquet of roses oh my god i wonder who could have got you that who do you think um okay so process of elimination it would be weird if avert got me flowers but what if i did though no you didn't but i could find a weird uh i think i know that cash got me the pink roses because they're my favorite flowers you ruined the game cash i did i got her the rose you're supposed to get her something she wouldn't guess what yeah you're supposed to make it kind of hard okay next person okay i'll go next i'll go next all right what i have kind of kind of you though i have what i believe is a pizza and if it's not a pizza pizza pizza okay who do you think got it for you imagine it's not a pizza wow that looks good wow oily and okay i'm gonna guess cash is out so it's between you three girls who got it delivered who do you think ordered the pizza map why are you laughing what are you doing cash and kate are no longer allowed to play the game i didn't know we were playing the game i wouldn't have gave it away like that i'm gonna guess kate ordered the pizza did you i did i hope you enjoyed it lucky guess wow also we're not supposed to say if we did or didn't because that like eliminates it okay my turn my turn my turn here we go what's in that what is it really kenzie what is it wait what is it can you don't say if he's right we don't say if he's right or wrong you can guess though yeah it's you okay my turn you have holes okay so i'm last i mean i need new socks i'm not saying that i'm just oh what i got a good gift oh coffee wait you can order socks on doordash yeah you can order anything on doordash what clearly we got flowers pizza socks yeah and out of everything you guys can order on doordash for me you got me socks you needed you're welcome just like kenzie i didn't get them for you but you're welcome okay harper your turn all right my turn who do you think got you the coffee oh i think probably only maybe mav knows my coffee order i'm gonna guess kate though wait but kate got mavs yeah so who do you think let me taste it first it actually tastes good harper what the okay not mine perfume okay okay it's either ken's your map so wait why would mav give you perfume because she smells so bad i'm gonna say it's kenzie because well you because you're eliminating the two of them so it's either stop trying to do math just guess who got it hey just yeah go ahead i'll say kenzie because it's wait open the perfume oh wait did you give me the socks uh i don't know let's see oh you got me this next time give me like snow cone apple watch charger i did get you the coffee you got me the coffee i did i did so you got me perfume i did and i got mav the pizza thanks and i got socks wait i'm so proud of you wait what do you mean you're proud you got me like a good coffee okay all right let's get back to the episode thank you doordash doordash makes showing up for the people you love easy needed that delivered doordash order now i think they were just saying that like they just said she was going crazy on tiktok i saw a clip of them and they were like the ll podcast is actually like they would do so good at a show like having our own show and then they were like speaking which i think we should bring that up we are making a movie we are making we are making our own tv show hold on wait i was gonna give credit where credit is due yeah clearly clues you guys glazed us in that and i appreciate it we like you too well anyways yeah we're making our own tv show yep wait seriously that would do so good yeah yeah you get killed off in the first season it's bad okay no i'd actually run i'd run the show no i don't know that's what i said it's like why are we killing harper off but it's just it has to happen i think we would do better at like an animated like south park type animated how did you know that oh oh when i was like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my goodness yeah animated would be cool but i feel like a tv show a reality tv show wait can we just ask the south park writers because you know they make a lot of how do you want to split it actually dinner's on me okay big money well i got a venmo balance that i can spend with my venmo debit mastercard so well i venmo'd you three times last week so it's kind of on me actually yeah you send it i spend it did my money get like reincarnated yeah it's chicken shawarma want it back i can't believe you like ate my venmo spend your balance instantly with the venmo debit card no monthly fee and you can get a free ticket to the venmo debit card and you can get a free ticket to the venmo debit card and you can get a free ticket to the venmo debit card or minimum balance venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance the venmo mastercard is issued by the bank or bank na plan b is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan it specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation plan b is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like doordash no id prescription or age requirement it's the number one ob-gyn recommended brand of emergency contraception and it's available at all major retailers and through delivery apps like doordash no ob-gyn and it won't impact your future fertility that's freedom to be used as directed i don't know i don't know if we really belong on south park i i want to be like you ever seen like carly yeah yeah like if we had a tv show like that it was just like i know it's like the behind the scenes of the web show it's gonna happen would it be stupid yes it's gonna that's what it's supposed to say guys what if i don't like my lines it's unfortunate you change them who's writing these lines if cash we are we are i think i'm good self-film self-produce i'm actually really worried because what is on my lip that red thing that's probably just a pimple you're oh that's gonna be episode one harper gets zit on lip what is that we're gonna do some crazy things to get it off how do we make a tv show happen what do you do to make it i don't know when you're like a reality well let us put it this way you want reality not reality like not drama oh my god you didn't know in reality i do not condone the drama but harper's like let's have drama so good if you can get your family on board for a reality tv show we will make it happen okay you know it's funny i always said that about you from the day we met you i said you know what if somebody followed harper harper and her family around at the camera it'd be like the kardashians it would be it would be oh it would be terrible it'd be like kardashians beat duck dynasty they're gonna all pray at the end of the day i don't know what to do but the middle's gonna get kind of crazy i like it when when kim and courtney i think they start fighting they're just smacking each other no the only person laughing harper harper throwing hands at somebody who would you fight uh i'd probably fight natalie reynolds when you're 18 natalie reynolds actually no she like fought sophie rain but nothing against them but wait did they actually fight us yeah it was like it was like fake so you could tell and they're like making out yeah No, like when I'm each other, I think they're gonna finally start making out I'm asked your matter feels the box Jordan matter what? I genuinely don't think he understands that it's a troll so every even though you've done it like millions of times Every single time you come up to him and be weird. I think he just genuinely thinks you're I know it's funny Well, I got kids choice awards when I just had his name on my shoe. I don't think he knew it was a troll He's just like that's sweet man What Jordan There's these new boxing matches going on we all kiss in the beginning, but it's nothing weird. It's like We don't have to but It's like nothing for me I think I'll do great Getting blocked immediately That's so do you watch Jordan's a wish? I used to watch my sister. Really? Yeah Right now she's 17. No way No, you know what I mean you used to do that they get ready with me feels to watch again, yeah, I Mean I don't care what people say on it. We like your yes I like when she goes You guys were talking about ocean animals and cash was like, oh, yeah, you don't know what's down the ocean you're like, yeah There can be anything down there and you were like, yeah Or it's like do you know do you know rap God? Yeah We like it Come on. Give us one. What do you mean? Do you like blue eye shadow That was like deep in your chest We like that one There's like I don't know how many there are How many there are? Yeah Yeah I don't remember there's another one I can't remember Can you try to do rap God faster? Look I've been seeing the clip people being like she was just mumbling. That's not true I was saying the words But I was just going super fast And so like you were going too fast. Yeah, I was out of breath. So I was like collaging the words together So it sounded like I was mumbling. Okay, so do you want to make up for now? I could try I might sound the same like last time but I could try and everybody's making these edits of us being like so Ray J goes straight to the radio I had no idea that she did it on the podcast When I was young, it's so weird. I've seen all these edits of like them being like puby. It's Harper, but in a different font It's like Yolana like being yourself right now It is, it's like clips of you from in 2023 And we do the exact same things We're like mentally best friends Mentally and physically So Ray J goes straight to the radio station the very next day Hey fab, I'm gonna kill you lyrics coming at you supersonic speed Someone I'm gonna do my number you with someone on me human what I gotta do to get it to the end to be human and if it ever never ever so that anything is as big as shit I got with me. I'm devastating mother never devastating how to give a mother audience you feel like it's love taking never fitting and another hit it's up for everybody for the day that they can say I fall off the bus all I'm running is another way to get a motivity I make elevator ring I make elevator music you make elevator music oh he's too mainstream and that's it. I made up for you haters. I like how she muted herself this time because she got muted last time. Did you release it? No, but okay. I saw a clip where they had like you on one side and the other side was him actually singing it and you were faster. You were faster than him. You like finished and then like half a second later like two seconds later then he finished and I was like whoa that's crazy. It's insane. People were getting so mad. They're like she's not better than Eminem. Nobody said that. Shut up. Like you need to go home. Do something. Like leave me alone. Yolanda versus the haters. Right. I always win. She like it was like like like eminem and her voice over it was like like meshed together and it was shoots faster what's your opinion on the haters i don't really care i mean honestly like hardy b said it benefits me it does really because they comment on my videos they like my videos and you know what the numbers are going up and so is the moolah i don't care the numbers are going up they don't comprehend like that that like yeah they're stupid it helps and the funny thing is this one person they made three videos about me saying how i'm unfunny you're just obsessed at this point and i think i confronted her i don't know if she deleted the video but i can't find it that's funny because i come sometimes i confront my haters and they go i'm so sorry i didn't know i love you so much like shut up get out yesterday i was at the i was at the football game yesterday and i walk out and i see like from two years ago this like boy and he made fun of me like so hard he like was so rude to me like i like literally like death threats rude so mean to me no like in person like two years ago i played at this exact same stadium this guy said like crazy things to me like so rude like you're so ugly you're fat like all these things like it was it was terrible that weird no thank you and so basically no fat and uh ph fat how do you want to split it actually dinner's on me okay big money well i got a venmo balance that i can spend with my venmo debit mastercard so well i've been with you three times last week so it's kind of on me actually yeah you send it i spend it did my money get like reincarnated yeah it's chicken shawarma who want it back i can't believe you like ate my venmo spend your balance instantly with the venmo debit card no monthly fee or minimum balance venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance the venmo mastercard is issued by the bank or bank na plan b is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan 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love her so much i'm always there for her if she needs anything i was like who i'll tell you after wait what did you tell me about this yeah i told you about it is it a social media person i'll tell you about after it's crazy i won't remember i'll tell you after yeah i was like you're fake that's crazy people they switch up so fast because i was in school they bully me like every day in my life and now that i'm yolanda i'm being swarmed every day even my people don't like me they used to make fun of me now wait do you get swarmed in school yeah sometimes i do it's kind of it's kind of scary one of them oh my god i was in school there was like a group of girls they were like excuse me are you yolanda and i was like oh yeah and this girl touched my hair she was like she was like i was i was like hello wait why did she do that i don't know why she touched you just touched my hair i was like excuse me and then i went to go to my friend because it was my last day of school so i'm going home school now and then um they were like wait i'm not so then they go to the corner and they're like oh my god it's pretty hurt and they go and they just start like screaming at the top of their lungs and i hate that it's really i don't know why some people might listen we can't hear you we have we have ears i don't know what like i'll be like walking through the mall or something random and i just hear oh my gosh that's them and they're standing like 10 feet away from me and i'm like and they act like i didn't hear that i'm like oh my god the funniest thing happened i was at walmart looking for fugglers right but as i was walking to the fuggler section there was a group of girls buying something and we lock eyes and i'm like oh my dad goes they're a fan they're funny that's what everybody they see if they look at me they go they're a fan that's what my mom does yeah exactly she's like hey go get a photo of those girls you haven't asked yet like no but i walk to the fuggler section and then i look at them we lock eyes and i keep walking and i look behind me and they're like speed walking behind me i'm like oh no and so i go to the fuggler section and they go and they go oh my god look at all the fugglers i'm about to yell yolanda slow down sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i can literally hear her i'm sorry i listen to all my videos in 2x so i understand sorry i go too fast i'm sorry so i was walking to the fuggler section and i lock eyes with them and then i keep walking and then i turn behind me and they're like speed walking behind me and i'm like oh okay and then i get to the section and then they're like oh my gosh there's so many fugglers i'm about to yell yolanda and i look at my mom and i'm like they probably don't i don't know if they know it's me but whatever and so i buy the fugglers and then i go to another section and then you could just see them with their parents walking back and forth on the section where i'm at and i'm just like hello like is everything okay and then they go can we take a picture i'm like of course and i was like yeah let me take a picture it's so sweet though but when they like push me don't do that i know i don't like that They touched my hair, but the funny part is I told my friend, I was like, it's my last day of school, like, bye. And they were like, oh, my gosh, you're not going to have that. And then as I'm, like, about to leave because they're screaming, my friend goes, okay, no pictures, go away, no pictures. I was like, whoa. I was like, okay. She was bodyguarding you. That's what Blake was doing last night. What? When these boys were trying to get photos of me, I was like, wait, they're actually cute. Like, let them get a photo of me. Blake was like, no photos. She needs to get on the bus. And I was like, what? No, honestly, respect it, Blake. Someone's got to be her bodyguard. One time I was in an airport and I was sleeping, and this woman comes up to me, freaking shakes me, wakes me up. She says, are you Harper's Elmer? I was like, yeah. And she's like, can I get a photo with you? Or can my daughter get a photo with you? And I was like, yeah. And she's like, we've been watching you since quarantine. I started in 2023. So I stand up. I stand up. I just woke up. I stand up. Her daughter gets a photo of me. The photo gets posted everywhere. It's in the Philadelphia airport. I look like this. I'm like. I look like I just woke up. I'm barely smiling. I'm cross-eyed. And yeah, so if I'm sleeping. Oh, I remember your exact position when you were sleeping. Yeah. You had that hoodie on, and you were literally like this. You're like. Let me show you the photo. Mouth open. Because y'all will kind of understand what I went through. We put you on live while you were asleep. You didn't even know. Dude, can you believe that lady woke me up like that? Wait, hold on. Harper's Elmer, Philadelphia. Wait, I had a thought when she was saying the story, but I forgot it now. Oh, no. Wait, no. It was a good story. When we were moving. Sleeping. Sleeping. Airport. A woman choked me up. Hoodie. Woman asked for a photo. Airport. I hate these. I was thinking of something. I had a story. Wait, can you retell the word for word? So I was in the Philadelphia airport, and I was choken up by a woman. I've been watching you since quarantine. Got it. Okay, that's it. Okay. No, I was on live. I was on Instagram live, and there was a girl. I was doing, like, the talent shows, right? And there was a girl, she was like, Yolanda. Wait, wait, wait, I was laughing too much. Restart. Restart. Okay, so I was on live on Instagram, and there was, like, a girl. She was like, oh, my gosh, like, I was doing, like, a talent show. She was like, Yolanda, I've been watching you since I was eight years old. Please. I was like, Mija, I even addressed it on the live. I was like, Mija, I just started. What do you mean you watched me since you were eight? You called her out on the live? Right, I did. I started laughing because that was pretty funny. I was like, how are you going to tell me that you watched it since you were eight? But I just started. She goes, no, but I'm nine now. I was like, it hasn't even been a year. Like, what are you talking about? So I was laughing. Oh, she, like, turned nine within the last four months. Right, like, I was like. Yeah, I was, like, highly confused. And then I was in New York, and I got, like, like, I was like, like, I missed my flight. So I was in New York for extra long. And let's just say this other lady came up to me with her daughter, and her daughter was like, you carried quarantine. You carried quarantine. I was like, thank you so much. A lot of people say that. Your podcast, my daughter watches it every Wednesday and Saturday all throughout quarantine. Oh, my gosh. Say quarantine one more time. I was like, yeah. We started three years after. I was like, yeah, that's, no, yeah, a lot of people say that, actually. So thank you so much. And, like, she, like, we talked for, like, 30 minutes. And, I mean, I don't mind talking, but I really. I feel like people don't understand, like, the time warp, though. Yeah. Because, like, in reality. I mean, Cash was just looking at my freaking pin boys. No, he wasn't. Yeah, I was thinking of the first episode about, like. Stripped riding it right now, yeah. He's slowly thinking of, like, the lines to say. But, like, quarantine, like, quarantine TikTokers. In reality, it was, like, Charlie D'Amelio, Addison Rae, like, the Hype House, all that. But that feels like it was so, so long ago. I wanted to be Charlie so bad. I was like. I don't know. It just felt hard. Something was happening. There we go. What do you get from Dutch Bros? This is called. It's on the secret menu. Flapjack. I just got wind of Dutch Bros. It's not very secret now. I've never been there to Dutch Bros. What? Really? I've never been there. We'll go after. Yay! Get the new waffle. No, you got to get the bubbles. The what? He likes the boba. Boba. The happy balls. Oh, I only. I only. That's what he calls them. I never call it that. I only like the tapioca ones. Not the ones that pop. You don't like those? I like the chewy ones. Those are sad. Those are so good. I love them. Those are sad, not happy. Tapioca? Those ones are, like, gummy and, like. I've never had that. I like it. I don't care. I've never had that. I got my blood work back. And I have high cholesterol again. It's just, it runs in my family. You have to get 15 more blood taken out. No, it just runs in my family. So, I just have to eat really good. I don't have to worry about it until I'm 50. But I should probably take care of it now. But I'm on my health grind right now. You are. How do you know? Because you've been going to Pilates. Do you see, like, any changes? Do I look stronger? Yeah, you do. Oh, my gosh. Kate's saying that, too. Kate comes in the room every day and she flexes on me. She's like, look at how strong I am. No, I am. All right, let's see it then. Come on. Flex. Go right now. Flex on you haters. Can I hit a few push-ups? Hi, haters. Okay. What was that? Last time you collapsed. Was that an air push-up? What was that? Let's see a few push-ups first. Can I show off my push-ups, too? I just want to do one. Last time she did it, she collapsed. Wow. Oh. Yes. Okay, all right. This is the best run I've ever had. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Honestly, not bad. All right, now flex. Oh. Are you ready? You flexed. Can I do push-ups? Yeah. Yeah, sure. I don't know if the two push-ups y'all are really getting your muscles that much bigger. No, I have to have big muscles. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. That's pretty good, Harper. Why did you have to react like that for me? Harper, that's really good. Because that first one was really good. Okay. You are. Dang, they're not going to let you keep being a flyer. You get so strong. They're going to make her become a baby. Wait, what? No, I'm trying to lean up. I'm trying to keep my body, so I'm going to still be a flyer, but still have strong muscles. I'm losing, like, some of my body fat, so I can have more muscle mass. What body fat are you talking about? But muscle mass is heavier than body fat, so you'd be heavier as a flyer. Don't tell her that. I know. Fat weighs less than muscle. That's why I prefer to keep my fat. Same. It weighs less on the scale. You know what's crazy? Ever since I was, I think, seven years old, I've had abs, and I never worked for it. I'm so serious. You're so weird. I'm so serious. Thank you. I never worked for it. Because I never worked for my abs. Some things are just free in life. My sister and my dad, so my dad's not, like, he doesn't look muscular, but he, like, when he was younger, he was super skinny. What did you just say that? Why did you have to throw that shot at your dad? You just took a shot at him? I think your dad looks very muscular. Yeah, you do. I've seen you. You look at Dan like that? What do you mean you've seen him? Whoa. We should box. What? My dad hasn't gone to the gym in, like, 20 years. Anyways. I just feel like that's not true. Your dad, I feel like, is in really good shape. Yeah. My dad goes to the gym every day. Your dad's definitely, like, a pickleballer or something. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a pickleball. But basically, what was I saying? Oh, my sister. So, me and my mom have, like, the same body type, which my mom's, like, beautiful and stuff like that, but I, or I guess, like, I have my own body type, but, um, what's it called? My sister has a very muscular body type, and I have a very, like, she's, like, a gym body type. I have a Pilates body type. What? So, um, anyways, so Reese has always grown up. Which one's better? The gym body type. The gym body type. Reese grew up with abs. She grew up being super muscular. She's also really tall and stretched out, so it's, like, I feel like if you asked me. Any other shots you want to throw out? I would say that she looks like she has a Pilates body type, and you look like you have a gym body type. Okay. Yeah. I see that. What? You just switched it completely off one sentence. That didn't take much convincing at all. But being short is, like, literally so sad because it, well, no, for you. No, because, like. I feel like that was, like, a dis-tour for me. No. No. No. I feel like a lot of it is this way. But you know what? It's hard to, like, lose weight when you're short. It's really. No, for me, it's hard to. Are you trying to lose weight? No, it's hard for me to gain weight. Yeah. Me too. I can't. For me, it's really hard. Yo, let me take you to IHOP. I know how to gain weight rapidly there. Yeah. No, dude. Oreo milkshake, you'll be able to down four of them. I went to IHOP in Minnesota. He did one night. I went to IHOP in Minnesota with Brooke, and we were like, you know what? We don't care about calories today. We're just going to eat the whole menu. So I ordered. Yes, you should. Five pancakes. Five pancakes, all the syrup, and I ate all of it, and I ate her pancake. I don't like hash browns. They're too healthy for me. So wait. Hash browns are too healthy. You guys said we're going to eat all the calories, and she was like, you can have mine. Yeah. She's like a skinny queen, and I'm over here downing everything. You're both skinny queens. Thanks. Oh, my goodness. My brother's watching the broadcast right now. It's not live. It's so cute. No, I'm talking about the other one. I can't watch it. Oh, guys. Guys, please. He's watching the broadcast. But have you noticed that you've got a little more tone? Going to Pilates? Me or you? You. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I told Cash, I feel like I'm stronger than I have been since I quit sports. Yeah. Because it's the first time since I quit sports that I feel like I'm actively trying to be strong. Every other time, I was like, I'll go to the gym because I should, but I don't really care. Yeah. Pilates is fun. I love Pilates. You're in there dying, and you're like, I could just die right now and be happy with how my life was. And then you finish, and you're like, wow, that was refreshing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do it for my mood. I do it for my mental health, too, because it's like it refreshes you, and it just takes your mind off of things. Oh, you know what I do for my mental health now? Yeah, you can't think about your issues in life when you're dying, like struggling, so. Literally. I'm struggling so bad, and I'm shaking. You're like, nothing about anything except for the pain in your body. My legs have gotten very muscular from it, too, which I really enjoy to see. Those leg circles, I'm always like this. I'm like, and when she tells me to hold it high at the end, I'm like this. I'm like, okay. So. No, it helps me with my mental health as I talk to myself. Yeah. I do. When I talk to myself, I get more in my head. Your own therapist? Yeah. Yeah. So, what were you saying about your mental health? Oh. Sorry. i get massages i love massages i need to get one you got one i get good massages what you got one massage yeah i did get a massage i'm thinking about signing up for a subscription you get one massage a month for 80 isn't that the same price just paying for a massage no bro they jack said like like 160 i was like 60 dollars where do you go mine are 50 you paid 160 no no it was half off because it was my first time so i paid like 80 50 for um for 30 minutes of a massage 30 yeah i ain't falling asleep in 30 minutes oh you don't fall asleep i do oh my gosh i gotta tell y'all what you're paying money to fall asleep on a table no it's the best listen listen listen so cash and i have gotten we've gotten a couple massages before like three in our like life yeah but he knows how they work like he knows oh don't say this don't say wait how do they work did you like try to walk in there naked or something what listen no it's worse it's worse no no no no no no i literally the massage therapist called him out was like no so what did you ask are y'all in the same room yes okay wait wait did you ask did you ask her to massage your butt my butt no but i was scared of that walking in i told kate they they said is there any areas you want to avoid and i said no and i was like freak freak i was too embarrassed to say yes i'm supposed to be totally naked during the massage listen you can't if you want to be but no so then i'm like this lady's gonna touch my butt and i tell kate i'm like i don't want her to touch my butt and kate was like well you're gonna have to tell her that and i was like i can't that's even more awkward hey by the way don't touch my butt and then kate was like kate's like well i can tell her for you and i was like no that's even more and more awkward hey don't touch his butt that guy doesn't want you to touch his butt i touched the butt so he's having this like listen he's having this like mental breakdown in the lobby about god kate you should have got up and went over there he's having this mental breakdown in the lobby about whether or not he should tell her not to touch his butt and then the two massage therapists they're these sweetest girls they walk out they're like hi kash i'm gonna be massaging you and the other one's like hi kate i'm gonna be massaging you and so they're like okay we'll just be right back here and so they take us to the room and every massage is the same they take you back there they're like hey um okay take your clothes off get in the bed like undress to your comfort level and then lay down and pull the sheet over you we'll come back in in a few minutes when you're ready it's been like that and then they're like that every time we've ever gone and so this time they walk us back there and they start talking to us and they're like okay is there any areas you want us to focus on like any pain you've been having whatever and kash what did you say oh no nervous or something nervous it's not what he said yeah they're just i'm just like can we skip this part just help me like i thought you said you enjoyed this it sounds stressful at the beginning part and so he starts he doesn't say anything they're talking to us i'm gonna show y'all what cash did do you start taking his clothes off right now no you start pointing to body parts hold on hold on i'm scared do you guys see this line in the car here yeah i want you to imagine this is the end of the bed the ladies are actively talking to us and cash just starts you're crawling off the bed why are you crawling off the bed why is it so funny i'm so confused what is happening she's like but it's her fault i still believe she was like so she's like why were you crawling on the bed because listen she's explaining what we do yes she's explaining what i'm going to do once they leave the room and she's like so then you're going to lay face down on the bed so i'm like okay so i start crawling on trying to get to the little face thing he's on the far end of the bed and he's just on all fours trying to crawl everyone else in the room is just standing on the bed i'm just like i'm like this and then they're like he's literally just on all fours and then kate's like not now cash and i'm like i don't understand this story it's so amazing what do y'all not understand i don't understand like sometimes y'all tell these adult stories we don't understand he crawled on a massage bed okay so tell me he starts crawling on the bed fully clothed while the massage therapists are still in the room explaining to him what they're going to do you know when you say it like that it sounds like imagine you're just in a waiting room at the doctor's office and he's just talking to you he's like yeah like how's your day and all of a sudden you just on all fours are crawling on the on the dog that's what cash did okay i didn't know he's like crawling on the bed and the lady's like not now she stops him and he just stops and he's on all fours and then i'm on all fours and then she asked me do you want aroma i was like no i was like what's that what's in a world it's like it's like scents like lavender eucalyptus yeah and so he's like she's like so you're gonna go ahead and get off the bed and when we leave you're gonna get undressed and then you can lay down in the bed and cash is still on all fours and he's like okay wait y'all wear underwear right yeah you have to like that's i don't think you have to but yeah yeah because last time i got a massage i uh i was like i was i wanted to be fully dressed i was like girls like undress so i did mind you blake came or blake it wasn't like a couple's massage but blake came with me and so we go into the waiting room the waiting room was like fish tanks but like they're empty fish tanks that are green filled with mildew and stuff like that and there was like a little bit your massage there was like yeah there was like an office chair um and like a bunch of clothes clothing racks and kind of smell like cigarettes which it's okay i understand and so um the lady like walks me into the room she's like i'm gonna go get a massage and i'm like okay i'm undressed i don't know what to undress so i just like like i just like take off my shirt and i just have my sports bra on and so the lady i go in there she takes it off for me i'm like okay what what yeah she takes off for me so she can massage my back yeah very uncomfortable situation yeah i don't know i love massages i thought you said you loved them well i love the part when they're massaging you all the lead up is terrible very stressful yeah it's a stressful situation i actually want to get a massage i'm like i'm like i'm not gonna get a massage i don't want to get a distress situation i actually want to get a massage did she massage your butt no she didn't good job i lucked out i think she felt the vibe no the vibe from you being on all fours wait do i go yet dude and then one time i got a massage and i farted dude no you didn't yes i did no i fell asleep why do you fall asleep do you sleep far i was sleeping i didn't know but kate told me when i woke up later she was like you farted while you were sleeping and i was like oh man wait if i ever would like if i ever like was hanging out with like a boyfriend or something and i farted while i was sleeping i would i think i'd break up with him i'd have to i'd have to he's like yeah those noises i would finish up the earth not cool that's actually not cool yeah oh man no i i if i ever like got a boyfriend no that could never happen have you ever gotten like a massage i have did you like it well i never went back so how old were you i was like 18 17. speaking of farting i was in the shower this morning and kate is like in the other room and i i when i'm in the shower i like to play with the drain so like i put my foot over the drain let it fill up with water let it fill up with water and then i move my foot and let like all the water go down and like do a whirlypool and i do it and then so i have my foot like i let it fill up and then i take my foot like halfway on halfway off the drain and it goes and like a loud sound just like for an absurdly long and kate was like no uh she was like you did not that is not you and i was like i'm embarrassed it was me and then and then i let it fill and then i let it fill up again and i do it again back to back and she was too stunned to speak yeah sorry that's a side story oh also isn't this cool also i was using the toilet the other day and i did something that i've never done before and i was like i wonder if other people do this and i've just never done it i don't know if i want to know no it's not it's not gross or anything it's already good no i promise you it's not i promise you you started it with i did something on a toilet no one's ever done before no that i've never done before i'm like wait does everyone do this so when you're sitting on it i leaned back what and i used the seat as a backrest i don't think anybody's ever done that is that something y'all do no yes yeah i didn't know but it's there yeah but i was like is it there for that no i don't know i always do that i like sit back when i'm tired it never hit me it's a backrest no it's not it's not it's a water tank no the lid the lid's not about it either that's like saying oh the faucet is like the same height as the seat so i'm going to sit on the bathtub faucet like that i would never say exactly like that's not what it's there for i fell in the shower yesterday and i didn't split on the faucet whoa oh okay you didn't split in there i know i fell completely in the shower i fell completely in the shower split i know i fell completely in her oh my gosh i don't even want to talk about it scary and then one time i fell and i hit my head on the shampoo bottle wait have you guys fallen in the shower like recently because i did and it was really like i was by myself but i had like secondhand embarrassment yeah i got secondhand embarrassment the ghosts are like laughing at you yeah i mean kate asked me she was like what do old people do i was like what she's like how do they shower no i'm being so serious like for some reason the floor was like super slick and i just completely like ate it and i like hit myself i was i was like hurt and then cash came in like i just fell in the shower and i was really concerned i was like i don't i actually don't understand how old people shower like anti-slip floor mats that's what i said or like they can use like these shoes that have sticky grips on them like a chair yeah no i could use a shower i need a shower chair i could use that i love i could love a shower chair because like i don't i've been like this well what do you mean what are you debating you know what's scary is when i dyed my hair red i was like washing my hair and i like i closed my eyes and i opened my eyes you look like you're dying i started freaking out and i was like laying in the sauce like these like you were in a movie that happened to me the first time i decided to shave my legs i was in fifth grade and i cut my ankles up and right behind my knees so bad and i was just like in a pool of blood oh my gosh y'all look at look at this oh no so oh yeah so no this is what there is that's not even the worst part though so y'all see that yeah it looks like you got dangerous all right and then look at this one you should not be allowed to shave i can i can see it yeah yeah yeah so there's a few that's like yeah that's like literally like a six inch scar how fast were you going well i was uh dry shaving because i was going to a party so i was like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my so i wanted to shave my legs because i was wearing like a skirt and so this was like in like sophomore year i can't do that makes me itchy i know so i like put like the i put water on my legs i didn't put shaving cream on them i started shaving my legs skin just starts sliding you know honestly if you're like in the car and you need to shave your legs you got to use what you have like shave your legs in the car okay what do you mean use what you have what no my friend used ice coffee one time like what wait what do you mean use ice wait wait what do you mean when you when coffee doesn't shave your legs no but you need some sort of liquid to help the razor move oh she used so now you know what we had she was taking it was like watered down so it was like ice and like a little bit of coffee in there so it was like mostly water the worst shaving incident i've ever seen was our friend pape no it had to be a mom he's bald and he used a razor on his head and he was shaving his head i hate thinking about this one it went it skipped it went his skin just completely peeled back on his head yeah he scalped himself like so much blood it was bad it was bad he's he's upstairs we just hear i'm not kidding he's asked me for a band-aid three times for his head in the last yeah he's not very good at shaving his head yeah wait what picture are you looking for let me screenshot it just like everybody stand by harper screenshot look i'm not gonna show it on the pod because i don't think you need to show blood right uh no we can't but look oh that's my whole entire leg oh my gosh oh that was so much blood harper no there was more that came out that was like that was like the end of the blood cycle no there was like her whole leg was red that was really bad all right guys well oh we're already done be careful when you're shaving and sit down it helps if you sit down and you go really don't dry shave because you'll end up like gleaming be super gentle go slow and sit down make sure you fill out the paper on the don't get on all fours don't do that don't do that on the massage all right we'll see you guys later