The Most Chaotic Episode We've Ever Filmed!
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- Okay, everybody, this is an episode. Everyone has been very anticipated. Everybody, give a big round of applause to Ayolanda. (crowd cheering) What gave you the idea to show up at our house? - I don't know. I was just scrolling on TikTok and I saw like the yellow apaka and I was like, do you know what? I want to be there. - I like, I like, I like, I like. - You ever lost an animal? - Yes, I had a Yorkie. Okay, I think my daughter like somebody left the door open and the front and like she ran out on a car hit her. (laughing) - Hey, stop! See how I have a game for you but I got to in my bath. - I don't know if I watch or not. - I'm like okay, just open it, it's okay. - Just open it. (screaming) - I heard that you guys really want baby. - I got you one. - That's what you guys. - That's what you guys, on the yellow apaka. Welcome, Shaniqwa. - Shaniqwa? - Shaniqwa. - Let's go. - I can't wait. - What? - I can't wait. - Okay, I know, I say we just, what? - I said, highly requested, I said it three times. - Oh, okay, what? - Hi. - No, I'm kidding. - All right, I say we jump right into it. Everybody, give a big round of applause to Aylanda. (cheering) - Come on, come on, come on. (laughing) - What did I want? (laughing) - It's gonna hurt. - It's gonna hurt. - It's gonna hurt, it's gonna hurt, it's gonna hurt. - You're so fragile. - I jumped by her by the way. - Take a seat, take a seat. - It's gonna hurt, it's gonna hurt. - Are you okay? - She's on cash. - She was smoking. - What the heck? - It's not like, sorry. - I just got on here by the way. - Oh my gosh. - We like, we like to give a seat. - Why would you all do that to this poor girl? - You almost, you almost, you almost were my beautiful outfit. - Oh, that's just like a, that's an honor system. Actually, that's, when-- - We only give a special guest. - Yeah, a couple guests have gotten that. When we have a really high anticipated guest, they get the steam candidate for it, you guys. - Oh, thank you. - I actually think Big Red is the only other person who's got a steam candidate. - And, and Emory. - And, and Emory, and Green, maybe. - But you're like, at least like the fourth. - Yeah. - Okay, thank you. - I feel very special now. - I'm like, why should I need the outfit? - What? - Can you tell us who's it by? - What do you mean? Like a designer, who you are? - Oh, I have no idea. I'm wearing fear of Halloween. (laughing) I went there and I got the outfit. And you know what, I think I look snatched. I think I look beautiful in that. I'm a little winged, I could fly to a half-hour. - You do, you look like you're about to take off. - Wait, wait, wait. - What's the reasoning behind the outfit? - Um, I just wanted to look here for the podcast. Like, I'm a little over-versed, I see. I think I look-- - No, I think you look great. - No, great. - I mean, I feel like I look better than most of you, but you know what? It's okay. - Okay. - I like that outfit. I think I look a little parenthesis. I like, you know, the thing that I mean, that helped me. - Yeah. - I mean, that helped me. I think I look much bloomy away as Christy. We just started by-- - Okay, she made-- - Yo, you, she pulled up, I'm not even kidding. We opened the door. Guys, and she pulled up on this bicycle. - Yeah, and I-- - That's my little right. - You know what I mean? - She said she wrote for a while. - I kind of wavered that, you wrote it from Walmart, because the tags are all new. - It's just like a mom for a game. - Hey, you got the receipt for that? - Oh, no, we took it away, it's okay. - Oh, right. - We're not going to turn it anyway. That's my whip, right, everywhere with time. It's like my lower number, Gini. - You threw it away the receipt for that? - Oh, yeah, I'm going to keep it forever. I can feel I'm like 20-gwangs. - I was like a forever bike, you know. - Well, it's not my bike, it's my car. - Wait, how did you say that you said 20-gwangs? - Yeah, 21. - I hope you don't outgrow the bike. - No, I don't think so. I think it's probably like the action in the back too. - Wait, there's a seat in the back. - Wait, show us the back, Ash. - Yeah, there's a little like baby seat, look. - Oh, it's like for a dollar or something. - Oh, maybe even a long time. - Or 21, you're open, you know. - Me. - Dang. Wow, okay, I got to ask, what gave you the idea to show up at our house? - I don't know. I was like, going on TikTok and I saw like the yellow apacas and I was like, you know what? I want to be there. Like, I want to be like, I just want it to be here. Like, I like people, so like, I just want it to be here, you know. - I like it. - I like it. - Okay, so I don't like that. Some people think that they can just show up and announce. So don't do that. - If you're known as your one, that you can show up whenever you'd like. - Oh, yeah. - You're the only except, I'm not kidding. I would never have ever allowed anybody in, I mean, but look at you. - So I'm pretty like, thank you. - No, it was like someone's child knocking at my friend's door. I was like, oh, I can't just leave the kids stranded. But don't just show up to our house. I won't let you in. - I'm too beautiful. You know? - Yes. - And your makeup just adds like so much to your face. - It was. I mean, I feel like this outfit is like my best outfit. Yeah, like, I feel like I have to go to Coachella with this and like, people are like, can I get a picture? Like, yes. 'Cause I feel like I look amazing, I know. - Is that what he is? I know he is a Coachella outfit. - I don't think we have to go to Coachella. But I don't want to go. - And that outfit. - Yeah. - You ever been to Coachella? - Uh, no. - Do you want to go? - Yes, I will be dancing. I'll be going up and stuff and I'll be dancing. I crazy want to go up there and up there. - No, Coachella, because have you seen all these dumplings? Is there all the same edges here too? - Yeah, I'm really good, Coachella. - It's just like fair. - Yeah, it's really easy. - Wait, how old are you? - Sometimes the best travel memories come from plans changing unexpectedly. - That's what happened to us when we were in Philadelphia. We were trying to get home after a long trip, but there weren't any flights back to Texas, because the weather was absolutely crazy. So we ended up extending our stay by a whole extra week. At first we were all thinking, okay, what are we gonna do now? Because it definitely wasn't part of the original plan. - But honestly, it ended up being such a fun surprise. We booked a stay through Airbnb and suddenly had this unexpected extra time to explore the city and enjoy the trip a little longer. We got to walk around and see parts of Philadelphia we probably would have missed otherwise. One of my favorite memories was getting to see the Liberty Bell. Given the circumstances, we were just taking our time walking around and just so happened to walk right by it. - Sometimes when something doesn't actually like go according to plan, it ends up being the best part and like the thing you remember the most. - Exactly, we got to slow down, check out some places that we probably wouldn't have seen otherwise and just enjoy some time together. - And having a comfortable place to come back to made it easy to just go with the flow instead of stressing about the change. - Yeah, I think that's one of the best parts of travel is you never know what moments are going to become your favorite memories. - That extra week wasn't something we planned but it ended up feeling like an unexpected bonus. - Honestly, I think we should accidentally miss flights more often. - What? - Maybe not that often. - Looking stays through Airbnb gives us the flexibility to enjoy the moments that we don't plan for and make the most of every trip. - I'm 13. 13. I got to use 14. Wait, so where do you want to go next, Yawanda? - Leave me madame. - You know how you said, you just want to come here. - You said I want to be at the L.O. podcast so you showed up. - You got any plans for showing up at anywhere else? - I wanted to be here all the time. - All the time? - All the time. - Yeah, just to hang out with you guys. - You best friends now. - Okay, so you live in Florida though. - You? - We got, okay, we got your plane ticket down this time. Come be on the podcast. - All right, right back up here next time. - Wait, is that all you did for the first time? - No. - How did you come here the first time? - I took a flight the first time. I took a flight again, but I'll be back next time. - What did your parents think about like this? - Oh, did you know I left? - How did you both decide? - I had like my older brother do it for me. - I don't even know if that's possible. - It is. - I feel like it's all my brothers and I don't. - I don't think you show up to the airport by yourself. They're letting you through TSA. - I know I left. - No, I left. - Well, sorry. - Wait me now like this. (laughing) - I didn't even know about that. It's my bet. - I'll take it back. - Okay, because I look at me, I don't know what you got so on about, 'cause I look at me like this. But like no, like my brother, he did to me to the airport and like he came with me, but then he left by to Toronto. So he like got me off. - Oh, how was your brother? - He's 18. - Oh, that's a lie. - Are you sure? - I promise you. - Why are you laughing? - Why are you laughing then? - Because I don't like. (laughing) - Yeah, but you were like, he's 18. - Oh no, that's your mind. - That's my stuff. See, you guys always think I'm lying on everything like this. - I don't feel, I don't feel, I don't feel welcome here anymore. - I fully believe you flew here by yourself. Do you fly here with that? - Oh, I'm getting to my back up outfit. Like you know, like an outfit like broken. Like I have an extra nice outfit. Like if I'm gonna go off and we're nice, like you know, like I don't know. Like I wouldn't be able to go off or something. - Oh no, I wouldn't get it over there. I wouldn't use my wings to fly there. - Oh, really? - A second person that showed up to our house saying that other people don't look as pretty as them. (laughing) Pretty sure I should. - Natalie? - Oh yeah. Yeah, she did say that. - One line. (laughing) - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. (laughing) I'm not kidding, I don't want nobody if I promise I'm just kidding. - She might actually come, she might still be carrying it down. - She also, I think lives in Florida. So be careful. - Well I buy ankles, Mikaso. - Buy ankles? - I could buy ankles. - Oh, buy ankles. - Yeah. - But they said buy them, oh. - Yeah. - She buys them, buy them. - I don't know. - Oh, I buy ankles. - Yeah. - 'Cause you're, that, pretty always. - That better watch out. - I like how your wings are just unharpered. - Why so fast? - No, I like it, it's actually, I like it. - I mean, it's fun, it's like a cover up. - How long ago did you start posting on TikTok? - Like four months ago I think. - That's it? - Wait, I don't remember. - Four months? Like how does that happen in four months? - I actually do not remember. We let me see. - It might be the fastest growing influencer on TikTok right now. - No, actually, there was this girl, in a couple days she gave me a bunch of that. - No, no, you surpassed, I think. - That's crazy. - Are you talking, wait, was it a girl that was pretending to be you? - No, it's like another girl. - Like a British girl. - Oh yeah. - And then she posted and she got a million likes. I was like, whoa, how are you gonna stop that? - You have more followers than her even. I'm pretty sure you are the most followed person right now as far as like Gainy. - Really? - Yeah.
- You gained like 400,000 in the last like two days. - Wait, I have to remember what to see when I started. - Like you get almost half a million followers in 48 hours. - She started April 5th, day. - She's so fit, oh my. - Oh yeah, that's four months. - Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. And you're already at like 1.3 or something? And a lot of that came from the last like three days. So that's what I'm saying. You're like literally the fastest growing. - No, I remember that. - She's aization. (laughing) - How do we get a vote to say? (laughing) - Hey Buzz Light, I don't, I'm sorry. - She messed it up. - Buzz Light. - Hey, that's what I was for Halloween. - Oh, you got that? - Not last year, but the year before, yeah. - For Halloween, we should twing a rain. - Should we? - Should we, should we. - How do you feel that you are growing so fast? - I am very, very grateful. Oh, this one, okay. I am very, very grateful. I'm very, very happy like a cry sometimes because like I'm so grateful. I want to thank my fans. I want to like, you know, like I'm super happy. Thank you guys, I love you. - Do you know what she said? (laughing) - She was making too much art for us. - I'm so lumpal. - I'm going speechless. - I'm going to smile honestly. Because like, wow, you shocked me little girl. - Okay. - Thank you. - Harper, can you believe you were like her age and her size when you started? - Mechanical? - Yeah, I smell. - I don't want to. - Oh. - Yeah, you probably shouldn't have breathed that in. - Yeah, but. - I might die earlier by smell that I gained. - Yeah. Anyways, what's it called? - Yeah, I can't believe that I was your age when you're growing rapidly. - I know it's Chrissy. I'm so grateful. (laughing) - She's so humble. - Oh, thank you. - Did you always know what you'd be famous? - And well, no, I used to tell, I used to tell my, like my parents when I was little, I was like, you know what, I'm a big old famous. But that was like, make me a promise, I was like, yeah. So I made a promise and I had like a doubt on my mind and then when we happened, I was so happy. (laughing) - And your dreams come true, guys. Chase it. - I know. - What are you, what are you going to do now? - What do you mean? - I have no idea. - I mean, she's like, I just started for music. This is the big thing. - I know what they want to do next. - Do you want to, like, you want to make music? You want to- - I can make a rap song, I look good. - A rap song? - Yeah. - Really good. - Did you do a rap? - Let's see, let's do a rap. - Let's do a rap, let's do a rap. - Do a rap. - Oh, she doesn't do a rap. - However you want, that's okay. - I don't do it, I don't do it. I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it. - Um. - Let's see, do you know a rap god? - Yeah, yes I do, I do. - No, we'll rescue it. - Oh, but let me get okay. I guess so, wait. - You want to start real? - Okay, yeah, ready? So, Ray Jago, straight to the radio station. The very next day, hey, fab, I'ma kill you. There's coming out to you, supersonic speed. - Wait, I'm gonna go back, wait, go back, wait. Okay, wait, go back to the radio. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait The craziest part, I don't even feel like you were a rapper. I feel like you were just talking like you normally do Yeah, I do speak very fast. I can't even do it. I tried you and then I tripped up all my words You just need a rap god 24/7. That's what you are You could do that. I like a man. I'm so like the candy. I love it. I like it with the peanuts inside though. It's so good I don't like the peanut M&Ms I don't know. I feel like I don't know. It's just not my favorite. What's your favorite candy? I favorite candy Okay, so we have Starbucks kids and we star work on these my favorite. Um, I like the sweet kind. I really like um You know like the really bad. Oh, I like it. But I get harder to sometimes it's not really big bad The starboard because the mini squares. Oh, yeah, I like also my favorite ones. You know the first video I saw of you you were at our house I know I saw her before she gave to our house. It was the You were open. You were messing with your fugglers. You were like doing a fuggler review video thing The bag of fugglers, the way the bag of fugglers. The bag of fugglers. Yeah, the bag of fugglers. Oh, they're your land of fugglers Cuz you know you're a land of somebody. Yeah, she means to deal with them. I do really want to Okay, so like it was a long time ago Um a friend of mine were like oh friend of mine. She was like hey like you know what fugglers are like what the heck is that? And she was like look and I was like oh, it's about five below my mom and I was like what am I so close and she's like okay I got a bunch of them also. I got one of them inspired from my sister because like you know how so we would think we had a lot of dogs Like her eyes 12th up. It was rare. It was crazy. And so I got one that looked like her eyes To remind me of her. It was so cute. Dude. I love that. That is such a good heartfelt story, you know They know I had to get rid of my guinea pigs because you had so much bad Guinea pigs I got rid of my hamster. What did you do with them? Oh, we gave them away to like a person who had like a bunch of animals. Oh, that's good I used to have a rabbit and my mom set it free outside and I'm pretty sure died. It's very sad. Oh You ever lost an animal? Yes Multiple. No Lost it like a fish. What happened? Okay, so I had a Yorkie. Okay Yorkie Okay, so basically one time I think my dad or like somebody left the door open and the front and like she Run out. She was running still but she was running for her like as if we never better But she ran out in a car hit her I have a funny story. No, no, no, that's really It was not funny at all. It was just the way you said. Oh my gosh cash you're gonna make her Sorry for your loss in your dog. What was the dog's name? Oh, her name was Did you you seem really attached? My mom was her name again Oh Sabrina It was long ago. I was a baby I don't even know But I look at you. I don't even know what's going on All right, I was my mom crying. So I started crying No, I don't know. I remember her name. I will stop right now. Is she used to see you know damn we used to play I see you Hello, she'd be like woo! She would cry. She would like sing to the song. Is she used to drive she used to pull her hand on the wheel Like these were my mom. It was so cute enough. She's gone like where's the piece? Okay, why are you laughing like that so sad it's supposed to be Did you see her hit? Oh, no, like she just like Like she was Oh, no, she just wanted to run out like as if she hated us. Let me how we fed her we took care of her Like I don't know why she like wanted to leave you everything for her. We did you lost any other Spaces We jumped out of the tank. Yeah, it's because I'm so basically my brother had like this fish. Thank you. It was It was clear and like it was like so Okay, and like it had like a clear top and so that was like so stupid like it jumped up and he didn't stop and it died How did he die? It jumped up like escape, but it had like a clear top and it died A concussion you go now and then Better better like a whole aquarium in this room Um, and no like a bunch. I love them. So there were so sweet a little bit of fish It was so weird because they would say all the way in the back and you woke up and they're like do you think what this like? Film up to you and it's so cute and then we went to vacation. We came back the next day and they disintegrated You couldn't find them anywhere. I don't know if you I don't know if you like bones Oh, no, I have one cat. Oh, yeah, we don't believe it might have been the cat. Oh, no, we didn't have a lot of time. Oh Better like later on my fish died. It was because of my cat. Oh Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bait a fish if they live together. They do eat each other. Oh, yeah, no, they were all separate They did it like gone like we came back. We're like what's the finish? We moved everything on their all gone. Oh, yeah, my brother My brother lost He lost two of his turtles because I had a big one named J love when a little small one named Pepino Okay, we left we came back the next day and Pepino was gone because Jela ate Pepino Shell at all. Yes, and then we came back and Jela was gone too, so we don't know where should know Jela Jela just like die like we had it for a long time Yeah, this one makes me release that ties on he's my baby. How many pets have you had a lot? We had like almost 19 20 around the time. That's why my sister had the big pot. We had like multiple pets But we had a dog in Tyson. I don't know where his back legs stop working No, this was actually really sad that is said randomly his back legs stop working and like so we were like what do we do with his dog and like no No, but like you didn't know what to do. We were like okay We're getting from the medicine and like the medicine was supposed to be working Yeah, like really nothing else people will do. I don't really know, but they were like giving him a medicine and apparently it could have kept working
when the doctors were just like, "Oh, so we had two and it was so sad." I had to go to school too. I was like sobbing on the way to school. Like, what the heck? It was really sad. Yeah, I think I think there's more. - No, I think that's a good thing. - There was a lot. - So you started school back up. How school been was like, all the same? - I don't like my teachers. - What? - I don't really like it. I hate my teachers. - Are your teachers gonna see this? - I don't really care if they do though. I like every year I don't like my teachers. No, I do like, I like my, my first block. - You were a period? - Yes, I really like her. - You're like, your teachers, you don't like the teachers and you don't like the work. - Oh, both. - Oh, okay. - I mean, I have like some teachers that I like, but then I have some like, like those teachers that I like and they give me so much work. And I'm like, "You know what, then I diss them." Like, if you give me so much work, I'm going to diss you. - Distract. - Right. - I'm a teacher. - Teacher that. - Right. - We'll put a heart for it. - Do you like the other students at school, right? - Ah, no, well. - We did anybody like talk about you? - Oh, no, like, there were some people that came out to me and they were like, "Oh, you don't know, but now you want to be nice to me." Because then it's just great. Oh, they were so freaking rude. Now we've ruined that, let's believe it, we're not going to take it. - No. - They were so rude for no reason. And now they want to talk to me, I said no. - What's the worst thing that's happened to you in school? - Um. - I'm scared. - I'm so scared. - Okay, so basically, I would-- - I would laugh at you, it's scary. I don't have a lie. - Okay, so-- - No, I was not like home, right? And like, my cat likes to stay in my room in the morning. And so, like, I had like, this cute outfit on my phone, nice. Like, I felt so cute and like, I was trying to get my cat out of the room. So, like, I bent over and look under my bed to get my cat out, right? And I went to school, I felt like I looked amazing. I was running around, I was like, "Yes, yes." Like, I felt like, I looked like the body. And then my teacher goes, "Hey, can you come and look, right?" I was like, "See you." And she was like, "Um, do you have a body about it?" I was like, "You see this?" (laughs) I got so scared, I was like, "Um, I see this on the phone." I was like, "What did you say?" I, don't you tell me, I was starting around the whole school. But then like, I looked like this on bodies. And I had a picture of the lip on my body. And nobody told me. - It wasn't. - Right, right on the crack. (laughs) It was right there. It was so embarrassing. I wanted to die. - Are you serious? - I was staring up because you're like, "Do you want to call your parents?" So, like, "Come pick you up." I was like, "Yes, please." So, like, I went to her corner and like, put my shirt over my back like, "I'm not driving all the way back over there to go to school." And I was like, "No, please." I went to my next, right. - Right. - I went to my next period. And I was like, "I was at first, I was all confident." And now I'm like, "Shall we go up like this?" And I was like, "You know what, no." And then my dad came, he picked me up early. I was like, "Thank goodness." And then we went to school. And then, of course, he was like, "You know what, let's go to Starbucks." I was like, "No." Like, "You know what, let's go to Starbucks." Two, I was looking around, "Besmart." Both of us. - No, no, no. (laughing) - No, that's my name. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - That's my name. (laughing) - Yeah, that's not very nice, right? - No, that is prohibited in Petsmart. - I don't do that no more. - What's one of the worst things you've ever done? - What do you mean? - I think school? - Whatever, what's the worst you've ever done? - All right, we need to be honest about something. Our group may be, well, sometimes it always uses Dordash for everything. - It's not our fault, it's so convenient. - Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. At this point, we all have our goats who orders. - Yeah, but honestly, Dordash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go, filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. And something always comes up. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly we're out of snacks. - We've even used Dordash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries, waters, and other things that we needed to keep the day moving. - That's what I love about it. It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite tree after they've had a rough day. It just makes life easier. - And honestly, those little things mean a lot. It's an easy way to show up for people. - Yeah, that's why we use Dordash so much. It helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic. - It's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time. - And somehow it always comes in clutch. - Got you, delivered Dordash order now. - I don't know. - Look, I'm really okay to bother. - Like, have you ever done anything illegal? - How do you break into your glasses, how? - Yeah. - I'll at least say that, but like, you know what? It's not really illegal if you don't mind. - No, it is. It's silly. - Well, we did mind, or I don't mind it. - No, we don't mind it. - It's great. - Okay, it was nice, it was nice. - I was nice, but I was also like, "You can't be here." - No, you can. - Thank you. - That got views, that was great. - No, I just like, then people are gonna think that they're a lot of, do not do that. - No, don't do that guy like this, just like that. - If your video gets views, and I'm in it, then I don't know what to do here. You know, I think you broke a record in this podcast for most words spoken. - Oh, thank you. - And we're ready. We're really halfway through. - I talk a lot, it's a really bad problem. I talk a lot. - It's good sometimes, talking like therapy to others. - You ever been a therapy? - No. - Can you talk a lot when you're nervous? - No, I just talk a lot. - No. - Oh yeah. - It's like my specialty. And I talk really fast. They just hop. - Really? - Wait, what time did you play? - I have a question. When you were coming into the house, you said you had something for us. - Oh, that's great. Then what did I put in the case? - Oh, the box of your enemy? I said it over there. - Okay, we're gonna go get a very bad guy. - I don't know what we got to give. - She bought a white box. That's a-- - Let's go. - Oh, what's that? - It's a white box. - It's over there. - A white box. - It didn't, the white box. - She's, she's, she's, she's scary. - What's that? - Why is she loving like that? - Okay, yay, and can I see how I look at you for a new guy that's in my box? - I don't know if I watch her. - No, it's okay. - It's really nice, it's open-air. (laughing) - What the hell? (laughing) - What is that? - Oh, great, Kenzie, what is that? - It's open, it's okay. - Oh my gosh, what is that? - Open, I don't mean that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Huh? - Can we help you find her? - Yeah. - You don't know. - No, yes. - It looks like that. (laughing) - What is it? - What is it? - She's laughing. - I don't know, this open-air. - What is it? - Shinsy, I'm so scared. I need you to do it with me. - I don't want it to cut that. - What is it? - She's open-air. (screaming) - Why is it open-air? - You guys really want baby. - So I got you one. - Is that what you guys are doing? I hope you enjoy it. - Why is that? - It's open-air. - Oh my. - It's been- - What is that? - On the Aloha podcast, welcome Shaniqua. - What is that? - You look so beautiful, honey. - Shaniqua? - I just came up with it on the spot. - Don't make that thing look like that. - Wait, no, this will actually make Kenzie. - Actually? - Oh, bring it to her. - No. - Kate? - No, don't cry. - Don't cry. - That's so bad. What is that? - You're not going to say it now, Kate? - I just want- - Yeet, I think you're out of my face. - Stop, Kate, stop, stop. - She needs one. - She's gonna cry, don't cry. - Why? - I'm not gonna look at it. - She got you a baby. - Don't cry, just think of a friend's cry. (laughing) - Give me the baby. - Give it to her. - Well, Harper wants the baby. - You two don't need her. (screaming) - Get that thing away from me. - Harper, you two don't have a baby. - Thank you. - No, no, I'm not. - I like that one. - You should have a baby. - I'm gonna be free. - No, don't say that. - No, I'm joking. - I'm never having kids and I'm never having a kids. - Please, guys, I'm not playing. I was sleeping so good because there was now one child screaming and might you're crying. - Oh, I'm not going to lie. - I'm not going to lie. I think she freaked out. - She needs what has her teeth in her body. - She needs what has cameras in her eyes. - Cameras? - Stop, don't, don't, don't. - So we should just put it in. - What is this thing? - That's scary, I could beat us for Halloween. I was actually wondering what I wanted to be for Halloween, and I was like, I guess I'll be Shaniqua. - No, you don't want to be Shaniqua. If you Shaniqua, no one's hanging out with me. - Where did you get that? - Where, where did I go? - She made a take talk with it. - Spirit Halloween. - Oh, yes, I did. You don't want to guess how much it was? 42 dollars, excuse me? Inflation, it's crazy. - It was 42 dollars. - Yeah? - So I spent money for you guys, so you better enjoy it. Okay. - Thank you. - I think you should take care of it with you, really. - I really think you should put it in a suitcase and take it through TSA and see what happens. - I think they might cut it open or something, and throw it away because they don't want that. I would be with you in the name of Jesus. - Yeah, if I'm a TSA, I don't know if I'm letting this through. - I would not, but believe me, but you know what? - I would leave my car. - I would go to the name of Jesus. - Right, I would go to the name of Jesus. - I don't even want it next to me. I'll be honest. I don't like that. - Oh my journey, wow. - I wish it was remote control and you could drive it. - It's like literally, it's like literally, it looks like the baby from the baby. - Please don't stop. - You're back. - That's terrifying. - Stop. - Stop. - But that's a trial. - I'm earning that thing tonight because I know cash is putting that thing in my room. - I'm not having any creepy woke up. - I woke up and that's just like on my ceiling. - I'm like, ah. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Go ahead, please. - I'm not kidding. - I'll run out the house. - Yes. - We have to do the Spider-Man Trinner that look. - It would go viral. - If you follow my laugh. - Oh, sorry. - You're trying to do something? - My bike. - My bike. It is my bike forever. - Please don't break. - Mira. - Hey. - It's crazy. - There's a height limit on that thing, cash.
Did you know a height limit? It says 3 foot 2 inches to 4 foot 2 inches. You're a little tall. How tall are you now? I'm like 4-something. I don't know. Mira, if you break, I'm going to be really mad at you because before that's my right. My name is Mal's, morale. That's the Gwyn girl, whatever her name is. The Gwyn, Gwyn. What's up, whatever her name is? Gwyn Stacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Shanique was Stacy. Or she's only going down. I don't like that. How the hell would you do that? You could have broken me. It's foam. It's not foam. It's like rubber. Why do you do that to her? What's your favorite holiday? I like all the holidays. What's your favorite? But maybe, in my opinion, it's giving coast of the mac and cheese. Do you love mac and cheese? He's different. I asked what her favorite holiday is and she said mac and cheese. No, I started Thanksgiving. I like all of them. I don't know. I really like Christmas because you get gifts. It's family got together. But maybe it's also Thanksgiving. Maybe Halloween because you got candy. I'm a candy eater. You guys know that one. Me too. You love cavities? I used to. I don't know more. You started brushing your teeth? I always asked. No, but why do you get cavities if you brush your teeth? Because I ate too much candy after I brushed my teeth. You don't brush your teeth now? Me? No, I brush my teeth. Well, you have cavities? Yes, I don't brush them enough. I had 18 cavities once. You should keep that to yourself. I've never had one cavity and I barely brush my teeth. That dentist was trying to get me though. You should also keep that to yourself. No, I'm joking. I do brush my teeth. How tall are you? I have no idea. I'm like 4 or something. How like 4 or 6? Yeah, I don't know. How tall do you think you're going to get? I'm hopefully taller. How tall? Maybe she should measure her. How tall is Buzz Lightyear? Probably like 2. Probably 1 inch because he's a dog. Or 5 inches. I think that's pretty slow. No way. Why did you say that? I don't know. It says that. I was going to record it. Oh! 4.5 inches. I told you. What do you do outside of school? You have a hobby. I used to do cheer for eight years, but then I quit. What? You quit? Because it was too much. I was doing. No, not made. I finished that, of course. Because it was like, okay, so my schedule was I get to school. I come back at like 2 o'clock, but no. I get out at 2.50 now, basically 3 o'clock. I have to go pick up my seat and my brothers. And then by the time I get home, it's almost like 4 o'clock. So I barely had time to get my work done. And by the time my mom gets home, she gets home at 5 o'clock. But we have to leave earlier than that. Because we live far away from the children. So then like, I barely had time to get my work done. It was a lot of, like a lot of my mental health. Because like, I. He smiled and I'm like, you think. I just smile in general. I'm having a good time. Okay. But the question is when you're home. But anyway, no. Like, it was just a lot because I was on a higher team. And like, I was being pressured to get the lecture and skills. And I was too scared. I was like, oh, I can't do that skill. So like, it was just a lot of pressure. And like, also, yeah. Like, I would kind of constantly get blamed on stuff. But she's like, yeah, sometimes it's me. I get it, yeah. Like, also sometimes it's the basis. Oh, you got blame. The player always gets blame. Thank you. Because we're both flyers and I constantly get blame for things. So maybe let's not do that anymore. Yeah. But how do you get your blame? If you're the one that's getting put in the air. I know, because they think that we're not like being tight enough. But we're not like. I'm squeezing my, like, everything I can. I'm squeezing my butt cheeks so hard! Like. Hopefully, they don't cut a slit in your face. Anyways. I just got off the plane and I'm so tired and I feel like I'm gonna pop. Why'd you bring the microphone? Well, that was me. Oh, like I thought it was cute, and I just wanted to like sing. Yeah, it is cute. So your singer? Oh, no. Well, you can't sing. She's a rapper, right? I don't know. She can sing. Yeah, I see your song. Come on. No, thank you. I dare you. I just rapped for you guys. No, it was good. I did sing. If you sing a snippet of a song, it would be so good. You have to sing. It would come on, sing. No. Okay. Do it. Are you the one pressuring her to do this? Because I did it when I heard her. You sing. You sing, go. Yeah, yeah. I already went through my singing like phase on the podcast, but like don't worry. The Ariana Grande phase. Yeah, I'm still in it. Right. But I dare you to sing. Wait, it's corn. Sing that. Yeah, sing that it's corn song. Oh, please. I will. No, I think. No, I can't do that. You have. Come on. Listen, just sing that. It's corn. How did you do it? No, I was like, you have to tell them the snippet. Because I'm not there. I can do it. But don't try. Just tell like how it went. No, just show her the snippet. It makes you sing. Wow. I didn't know you were that embarrassed. Go on. You know the words. Come on. It's literally just. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You got to sing this. Like, sing this. Mine is your corn. Yeah. It's corn. Oh my gosh. Who's it? That vocal. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay. Turn it off. Turn it off. I If you wrap in the middle of it, okay wrap the corns on wrap the corns on it. It's corns a big lump and all It's like a wrap something like hearty B. Yeah, let's do I'm trying to think of a penis but when I was little what's your favorite song my hearty B? There's a lot. I like both of you, you know, I like Told you fall last night. I like dog one. Oh, it's good. It's good. Let's play that on the way home Blake You know, it's crazy. How many when you gave them the gift for some reason I thought there was like a turtle in there or something I thought I was an animal too. It looks like it was alive. How many how many followers do you want to hit on TikTok? You said you give her her number unfortunately, I'm gonna asking me a cash And I hit 10 million followers, then I'll give you my number. How many are you at 9.5 and she's at 1.3. Oh, you guys are like about I think we can do it, but like if you're mean to me, just know that your number would be well I don't know if I want to give her my number. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I don't know if I want to give her my number because I said you'd leak her number Yeah, she did The rest of that if we hit our following house. Okay. No, actually, I wouldn't leak it by its number. That's scary Actually, but I can't even see my phone because people are calling me so much. My number's already We how many followers do you think you'll hit like real in like six months from now? Oh, I was there probably No, you get 400,000 It's taking me like a while to get to one point. How many do you get in life yesterday last night? You're at 1.3 million last night. What do you mean? It's taking you a while to hit 1.4 It hasn't even been 24 hours. Yeah, how many how many you gained in the last 24 hours? She's gained 400,000 in the last like three days You got us a gift, but we got you a gift. We did you did? Yes, we did Wow, I feel so special. It's gift time. I mean bias. It's right here. I don't have time to podcast out She's gonna be at 1.5. Oh, yeah, she might be at like 1.6 All right, maybe even two million I really like this All right, ready hold your hand out my toe out no, I don't like Wait, okay, it's a maverick's toenail again No, I feel like you're lying. I don't I don't Okay, don't do that. There's nothing in there I was hoping like I was trying to think I'll give you the gift All right, there you go, okay You're welcome wait, wait, wait, wait, it's from all of us. Oh Well, thank you guys. Thank you guys so much. You guys are awesome people actually we did get all of ourselves ones Everything I love is there a rare ones of these What I bought these because I thought there was a rare one Yes, wait, whoever gets the one I want can we Which one do you want? I really want the hot dog of the wasabi I want to ask that that's the switching if you get the ice cream cone Then I'll switch if I get one your favorite. Okay, so which one do you want? I want the hot dog and say sushi again and the switching
Suchi. Okay, sorry. So which one? I I want the hot dog in a sushi. I respect that. Okay, so which one. All right, ready. Let's see Uh, no, yeah, one at a time. Just man. I'll go first. Here we go Wait, I just wrote open is fine. Hey, so I'm having a bad day. Oh, that's it. Yeah It's okay. I forgive you. Um, what do you think's in here? I think you have the ice cream cone Cash I think you have the pizza if I review are right. I'll give it to you. But if I'm right and If you're wrong, you have to give me yours. No, just open it. It's taco. It's taco. What do you mean it's taco? It's gonna be the taco. I promise you. I think she can already tell She's guessing. It's a pizza. Oh, I was right. Are you worried? Yes, that's fitting for you. What do y'all think mine's gonna wait? Let me see if I'm gonna guess them. Okay, I hope for the donut or the ice cream But she thinks it's the hamburger. Guess that's so we're gonna see and wait, what is that? I'm gonna guess that I am Right Yeah, I take do a lingo rip that thing with your teeth. I'm just kidding. I'm ready because it apparently takes people a long time around here Okay, so you think it's a hamburger. I want the donut or the ice cream I think you got the hand I'm so smart. Okay, this is the ugliest one of them all. Why is he look like? That is crazy. It looks like freaking honey The camera the face of that thing. It looks like it's on 10 drugs It does look like it's all right. You'll want to open yourself. I want that. I want to hot dog the sushi hot dog or sushi Yeah, sushi Okay, wait, I feel like it's the one I want. Oh my god All right Yeah, the pizza's all right Come on, give me the sushi sushi. No Oh I mean, this is just my diet Two pizzas and two hamburgers. Okay, I know it. I wonder if the hot dog comes with a mustard. No I kind of want the hot dog too, and I have to hold it down over here Oh my gosh, I think you got a cake. I think you have the sushi. I got a glistening Sorry, I really want that one Do you want the switcher? No, no switch with her. She's our guest. I'm kidding. Yes, I'll switch with you. Thank you I'm gonna keep it We got one. I'm okay. No, I don't want it. I'm not. No, we all know you accepted Okay, you have the hamburger Maybe ice cream Let's begin to start ice cream ice cream I want ice cream, but I'm pretty sure it's not ice cream after looking at the size of this thing That's taco. What in the head? Oh, yeah, he has a little Alex's hair. I was just thinking it looks like Alex's hair. Yo, pop up a picture of Alex's hair I kind of like the taco. It makes me think of Maverick Every time we go eat Mexican restaurants all he orders is a taco. No, I think all of us can make you think of Maverick It has puppy eyes. That's so true. This is Maverick's whole diet. This is like right here. Hey, there's hot dogs pizza and tacos What's Yeah, we know you Okay, what's your dream vacation? All right, we want to go on. I really really want to talk to you Chocolate, oh, I think that's cocoa, but I think my thing vacation Yeah, very sorry, they're all interrupting you go ahead My vacation party Paris Hawaii What else? Where have you been? I'm like a vacation outside of Florida. Yeah, I want to call on me Wait, have you ever been to L.A. Do you want to go L.A.? I want to see the fetish people. We're going tomorrow You want to come with us? L.A. tomorrow and you didn't invite me So one one place where would you go dream vacation? It's in in my hand. I don't know Okay You literally are like you like look like you should belong in Hawaii Like a little flower girl or wait. Who a girl? What's your favorite movie Home alone. I like no, I really like hotel, so when you're three. I like dog one She reminds me that mouse from Zootopia the one that has the wedding bride girl Zootopia three is coming out The number three they just announced the third one like last week like four years. Yeah, am I like to keep this or no? I'll take it home if y'all want me to go. She's like I really don't want it. No, I do though. You do. I like my Would you like to switch for the pizza? Can I have both? Yeah You take both I'll take both Are you excited to get your license? That's in four years like two and a half, right? She's 38. Yeah, two and a half kind of a deep question kind of far away. No, I'd still question when I was 13 I was happy to get my license This one has a I Can you do any bike tricks? Bike tricks. Um, I can ride the bike. It's my trick. Oh A building on purpose. Okay, let's see it. I'm the way here. You want to crash it into something on purpose? Like the TV No, it's the same TV we've always had Do you want crash it into it? Oh, no, thank you. But you said that was your trick Can you do it? Oh my gosh. Do you have a party trick like Harper? Not really no party tricks. I mean, I can do like a kick into a play. What's that a kick into us? What do you mean? What is it so dumb? What is it? Because before we started this episode she was like, I don't know what she was doing over there I mean, I can Tom. Oh, she can do a backpack Can you show us what you were doing over there earlier? What is that called when you speak? I don't know. I was like, I didn't know how to do it, but I tried my best Okay, let's see it. It looks very interesting with the wings. Okay And then how do you do it? Oh, the windmill You were just doing that for fun over here? That's the windmill. How do you do that? That kind of looks like a buzz light your trick So much just like a pizzazz. Thank you so much. I feel like you have a dazzle thing. Do you bedazzle things? Um, I try and it looks crooked. It looks crooked. It looks like this and it should look like that. Do you bedazzle your microphone? I just bought it like that. I didn't have enough time to do that. Well, it's inspired me. I want to bedazzle my mic. Am I allowed to do that? If you want, I guess. Can I bedazzle it? If you want. Are my mic too? I'll just take it home. I guess. It's like they're up to look, but at the same time it's stressful because it takes a while. Yeah. You should be dazzled your fugglers. - I did, I did. - You did? - Not the entire thing, but you don't know. You don't know, you don't know. You just don't believe what I'm saying. - Oh my gosh. - Her name is Bariana. - Bariana, let me show you what I'm missing. - Bro, she's gorgeous. - Did you just be dazzled, or are you like, you said you gave her a belly button, so you do the-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 13? - That's really weird. - Hello, what'd you stop paying? Okay. - Wait, what are you showing us? - My Bariana. - I missed it. What's a Bariana? It's a Bariana, it's a Bariana, it's a Bariana. - Wait, look. - Oh. - Wait, who can see it? - Ooh.
- No, I didn't do the podcast. - Hey. - Whoa. - Wow. - Hey, I see. Is that your favorite? - It's real. - Oh, it's so cute, it's pee. - It's not my favorite one, but she's-- - What's your favorite one? - I have a lot. I think right now, I have a cover named him. Wait out, what do I name him again? Bedroom, someone like that? Oh, Buford. Yeah, he's my copy bar. He's my cutie. - Really copy bar is your favorite? - No, I just got him recently. He's my son. His name is Butrid or someone like that. He's the copy bar. He's got little teeth pieces on the front. You guys little eyes like these. Let me see if I even have a picture of that one. - Do you like copy bars? - They look so chill. - Wait. - I don't understand the obsession with copy bars. - Wait, is he a copy bar of Fuggler? - Yes. - Oh. - It's so much money that you've spent on all your Fugglers. - I'd say over like a thousand. - Oh, a thousand? - Probably be. - Who many Fugglers do you have? - Like almost 80. - Wow. - 80. Are they all in your bedroom? - That's a collection. - Oh, tell him where you stashed them. - I'll probably mark 'cause I have the figures too, little backpack. - Do you wanna be on another episode? - Yeah, it's one here. - Okay, you wanna do one right now? - Yeah. - Okay, all right, guys, we're out of time. So we're gonna start episode two. Is there anything you wanna say? - Well, thank you guys for watching. Okay, that's all. - That's it? You came on the pod for all that? You don't wanna say anything else? - I came on the pod to see you guys and talk to you guys. - Oh, I like you guys sometimes. - Okay, well, we're gonna do a second episode. You guys can go watch that one if you want, but everybody, give it up for Yolanda. - Thank you. - Don't bash me with that thing again, always scary. - What? - That, the go see you. - Oh, the CO2? - Yeah, it's the scurvy. - She said the CO2. - Okay, all right, we'll see you guys. - Peace out, fool.
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