Women Reveal The Craziest Things Men Have Said To Them

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen you're in for a real treat today because we're diving into the dickhead Hall of Fame Okay, these are real stories that women have shared about the craziest shit that men have said to them And I just want to say before we start I'm already sorry went on a date with a guy in the medical field He told me that because of the process of cells separating in an involuntary process. I'm gonna get a nosebleed already Already would have been out on the state. Well the process of cells. I'm like dude. What's your favorite color first? Let's fucking get with that He told me that because of the process of cells separating in an involuntary process growing and birthing a baby really isn't that much effort For women. Oh my god, you fucking idiot He believed that women and men put in the same amount of effort when birthing a child and maybe men even more because they have To deal with the stress of the woman Fist this man Because a fist isn't even as big as a baby's head would be so let's see how you do with a fist in your ass Okay, how about we go home back to my place after this? This first date where you're already admitting that you're a misogynist and I fished you okay We'll see how comfortable you are with that and then for the next nine months have a random Foot press against your stomach and maybe throw up for about four months out of the process every single morning You tell me what's harder, okay? See this is why in cells exist You know what I mean because people say stuff like this and then women are like well I'm obviously not gonna have sex with you and they're like what the fuck Must be something broken with women what the fuck must be them like Jesus Christ, man My boyfriend of three years said I had to choose between staying with him or staying in therapy because he didn't like that I had someone I could go to to talk shit about him I mean the irony here is just unbelievable clearly someone who needs therapy one of the most insecure men of all time Also narcissists, you know a lot of things that we can attach to this man every time you go into therapy You're just gonna talk about me not realizing that If she's going into therapy and just talking about you there is clearly a problem with you, sir You know what I mean? You're trying to protect her from going to therapy and talking about you all the time if you just Behaved normally and didn't cause any problems Mentally in this woman's life. She wouldn't go talk to her therapist about you She talked about that or whatever the fuck else is going wrong with her Okay, my first time getting intimate with a date and he started saying oh you have nice clean feet Don't you you dirty bitch with clean feet? Sparkling clean feet on a dirty body. I was very uncomfortable I was uncomfortable reading the shit. Are you kidding me? Oh, you have nice clean feet. Don't you you dirty bitch? Dirty bitch with clean feet make up your mind. You want me to be a clean bitch or a dirty bitch? Or I guess in this one. It's like you have a way. He said dirty body now Oh, he wants her to be a dirty body bitch with clean feet. This is very hard to he was take a shower Don't get in the water. Just stick your feet in wash those and then that's it This is totally fine. If that's what you're into, you know, if you guys have been dating for a while Sometimes you call, you know, you're a person a dirty bitch or whatever it happens, you know, you dirty bitch Definitely not a first time having sex sort of thing You probably keep it 101 basic stuff and then you could start adding in the dirty bitches and the clean feet and the dirty bodies I love the sparkling clean feet, dude If anything I would take this as a compliment I don't know how clean your feet have to be to be sparkling clean, but whatever you're doing over there. It's working All right, me and my ex used to argue a lot. It was a toxic relationship one night We were really going at it over something stupid and he screamed at the top of his lungs I swear to God Janice you are going to turn me gay very soon At least it's funny, you know for him to say that I swear to God Janice. You're gonna make me suck a cock. I swear very soon I love the very soon also not soon very soon. I am about 18 hours away from dick So if you keep this up, you can kiss me goodbye because I am kissing the guy next door Yeah, I don't know how toxic your relationship has to be to completely just change your sexual orientation, but you guys did it Congratulations, a guy was giving me a back rub and he said that I was soft yet firm like a baby seal That's just weird, dude How many seals is this dude pet the fuck does he work at an aquarium? Or has he been at Antarctica a lot like what the fuck is that? You're soft yet firm like a baby seal Don't say that dude Isn't there a statistic that like a bunch of men aren't having sex right now? It's because you idiots say shit like this You could just say you have a lovely back. Oh, your skin is so soft You don't have to compare to a fucking seal like soft yet firm What is she a mattress? Why are you saying this? Just tell her she looks nice God keep it simple Simple not the worst thing, but my ex had a lot of nicknames for my boobs including. Oh, hell. Yeah. Oh, there's a lot We're gonna we're gonna rank these I'm gonna rank these out of ten mommy milkers classic gonna give it like a We'll give it an eight point one out of ten cow cannons. Oh, that's a nine cow cannons bananas bananas fun bags Little early 2000s for me. I'm gonna say that's a six point four sweater puppies five five his breast friends I thought I was hate that one more, but as it came out of my mouth, I kind of liked it seven naughty pillows two Shirt potatoes zero. What the fuck? Clearly an Irish person, right? Shirt potatoes what the fuck never held a potato. It's hard and like lumpy and shit the fuck It's not it's not a compliment at all big fat slappers This is a ten out of ten here. We're at a ten out of ten now big fat Slappers love that one and God's marshmallows. Okay, that one's like a That's like a four not great big fat slappers though that one. I'm adding to my repertoire That's it. That's a big fat slappers. All right before we move forward with this video We do have a sponsor for today and that is prizepix prizepix is a fun game that you're gonna play. Trust me All right, all my friends play it. It's amazing. It's like sports fantasy fantasy sports. Sorry, but basically, oh yeah You're gonna have to do is set up a lineup and all you're picking is more or less So they will make prizepix projections So like for instance football season is coming up Tyreek Hill Is he gonna have more or less than ninety and a half yards in his game? You could say more or you could say less and you do that for a couple of players and you can win up to 25 times your money and actually you can now win up to a hundred times your money on prizepix With as little as four correct picks. 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This is fucking strange as fuck a tampon dispenser just makes it fancier I will say when I was super young I think my sister told me this that like she started making up rumors about what the girls bathroom looked like she's like Oh, there's a couch in there and people just hang out and I was like what ours is covered in piss and water But you know what I mean for whatever reason when you're a young boy in a bathroom You're like I'm gonna get as much Napkins in my in my hand as possible soak them and throw them against the ceiling and you'd walk in there to be dripping like A fucking cave in the girls bathroom One time at an after-school program I was like in fourth grade and someone dared me to go into the girls bathroom because there was no one in the school and I was like okay, and I went in and it's just the stalls were painted pink and that was it There was no there was no couch. I was completely deflated after that I was expecting to see Narnia, and I just saw nothing so not as cool Thanks a lot Shannon you lied to me on a first date a man admitted to me that a woman's looks are way more important than Her personality. This is what I mean again, dude It's a first date and you're like yeah, I think that the way women look is probably more important than anything They have to fucking say I wish they'd shut up What's wrong with you? I asked what happens if he's with someone and they get all together He said the unspoken rule of smart men is to dump and upgrade at least two to three times before they died This dude's a fucking moron, dude See I just don't under I don't understand this and also like there's a lot of content on the internet that exists with like shit Like this where it's like yeah, you just start dating people who are 22 years old. I don't understand for me I love women and having relations with women sexual ones by the way and in order to do that You have to be nice Who I don't like in no world am I like I'm gonna say some mean shit to a woman and then she's gonna want To fuck me that makes no sense. I don't get the fucking I don't get the agenda here because if you do this enough and you tell enough women, yeah, you guys are only good for your looks. I'm just going to dump you and then recycle and go to something else two or three times before I die. Eventually, it's just going to be you in a room with 10 other dudes believing this stuff all jerking off. That's how that's going to end. None of you are going to feel the warmth of a woman ever again, and I will be fucking my hot wife until the end of time. Broke up with a guy because he was obsessed with protecting me from the Chinese. He would tell me every day that the Chinese are drilling the earth to make a tunnel to America. Is this kid four years old? This is like what you would tell a kid who's four years old at the beach when you don't want to watch him. You're like, yeah, keep digging. You'll get to China. This idiot still thinks it. He's like, I got to protect you from the Chinese. They're at the beach digging holes right now, and they're going to pop up. I rock away beach and take over the land. I'm imagining that breakup conversation. I'm just being like, listen, Chad, I, uh. I don't think this is going to work out, OK, because you're pretty paranoid about the Chinese drilling. Everything about you is great. You get along with my family. I feel like our sex life is great and we get along really well. But you just can't let go of the Chinese drilling into our living room and killing us. We can't have that. It's not going to work out for me. I'm so sorry. And he's probably like, I understand, but I will keep a close eye on you anyway. The fuck? I've gotten the classic. You'd be a lot prettier if you didn't have so many tattoos so many times in my life. But she's got the tattoo. Why say that? Men are so fucking dumb. It's almost as if you, like, want to be rejected. You know, like, why would you be mean to somebody? Like, I don't understand. You'd be a lot prettier if you didn't have so many tattoos. You'd be a lot smarter if you just shut the fuck up. It's wild how many men just, like, sprint in the other direction when it comes to sex. A man told me gaslighting doesn't exist. Fire. Textbook gaslighting. I asked why, and he said, because it's impossible. It's impossible to manipulate someone, because if someone gets manipulated, it's because they subconsciously wanted it to happen. I can't even follow that fucking moron math right there. But this dude is clearly a fucking moron, manipulator, gaslighter. Might want to move on from this guy. Definitely don't date someone like this. Gaslighting doesn't exist. You're crazy. The fuck? I work in a hospital, and a male patient once looked at me and my coworker and said, let's have a threesome. I'll be the farmer, and you can be my two cows. The cow cannons are back, baby. Wait, what the fuck? Now I'm just realizing this guy has some experience with a farmer fucking two cows on his farm. What state did this happen in? Is this Montana? Or like fucking Idaho or something? I don't know where there's farms, to be honest. What'd you say? Did you say moo? Which means yes, in cow language. God, it's hot in here. I'm sorry I made that joke. Moving on. My coworker said to me, you know what I like about you? Your little mustache. It's funny, though. It is funny, though. You know? At least it wasn't a first date. We were at a decent restaurant, and I felt hopeful the guy would be nice. During the first course, he reached over and grabbed my hand and said, if you don't give oral sex, I won't see you again. I threw my wine on him and took a cab home. Good. Good. That's the only, like, that's the appropriate response to that. I love, like, during the first course also. Like, you guys have already ordered food, and he's like, hold on. Don't eat that fucking oyster. If you're not sucking my cock tonight, don't even think about the french fries, all right? Like, are you crazy? Bro, this is what I'm saying. Dudes just don't want to have sex. I don't know. Like, men just don't want to have sex. Don't want to. I don't know. It's weird. What is going on? I think this video kind of confirmed what we knew all along, and it's that there are men out there that are not smart. For whatever reason, men want to make it very difficult for themselves when it comes to courting a woman, for whatever reason. I'm just going to be mean to them. I'm going to say the meanest thing I can possibly think of. To appease. I don't know. Other men? Weird behavior, to be honest with you. You could have just stayed home and talked shit about women in your fucking underwear with your boys, dude. You could have just done that. You're on a date, though. Okay? It's time to be nice. It's fucking weird when you do that. But yeah, before I lose any more weight sweating in this fucking room, that is all for this week's video. Don't forget to subscribe, and we'll see you next time.