Women Reveal The Craziest Things Men Have Done On First Dates

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, buckle in because today we are going to be looking at some of the craziest things that men have done on first dates, okay? Women, they rode in, they let us know. Let's see how bad men can be. South down to dinner for a first date before saying anything the guy pointed to my mouth, held out his hand and said spit it out, referring to the gum I was chewing. Okay, something tells me that this is not going to be as bad as the rest of this video. I, at first I thought this was going to be much worse, not that this is okay. This is insane. This is something a teacher does to a child or some shit. Unfortunately, this happened too early into the date that you can't flip the appetizer into his lap and leave. You kind of just have to get up because they probably haven't even poured the waters at this point. So you can't really throw anything. So you probably just have to be like, I'll spit it out and then you spit it out directly onto his cornea and then you march out of there. What is this spit spit it out shut the hell up, Gerald. I was finally going to meet up with a guy I had been talking to for a month. He picked me up for my house to drive me to a restaurant. I noticed the ride was taking longer than expected. This is I'm getting anxiety thinking about this right now, dude. I don't even like being in ubers and it's like they didn't take the route. I thought they were going to take it. Maybe they're avoiding traffic, but I'm like, oh my god, this is it. I was shocked when he eventually pulled into an airport. Now I'm literally panicking. He said, the next flight out to any destination I wanted was on him. He was serious. I told him no and I explained I couldn't just leave on a random Monday night. He got very upset and said any woman would wish to receive such a romantic and magical offer. Is it even a romantic and magical offer? This is a first date and you're like, immediately on a first date, you're like, you should leave. You know what I mean? Like, this is a bad sign. This is how you're selling me on you is like, you should, you know what? Instead of going on a date with me, go to the Bahamas. Why don't you go to fucking Croatian instead? What kind of date is that? I thought I was going to a restaurant and now you're doing the opposite of kidnapping me. You're like, whatever that is. It's like, go be free. It's like, no, I'm just going to stay home, actually. Yeah, no, this would terrify me. Pulling up to the airport? First of all, I wouldn't have even gotten to the airport. Once I realized we're entering an airport, we wouldn't have hit the curb because I'm popping open the door and rolling out. I would be assuming I'm getting traffic like it's terrifying to even think about. I'm not waiting until we pull over at the airport. You know, I'm not going to be like, maybe we're picking up his grandma. No, I'd be like, I'm fucking out of here, I'm rolling out of the car and we're getting out of this thing. At the end of the day, he said, I had a really nice time and we'll like to do this again. I just ask that you show me a few pictures of you with no makeup on so I know what I'm really getting into. Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. Why do people, why do dudes do this? Yeah, okay, let me see a few pictures of you with no makeup on. Let's see your dick when it's cold outside. Let's see that. Let me see what I'm getting into right here. Let me see that soft weiner. Okay. Let's see that right after you get out of a like a nice plunge, a cold plunge, let's take a look at that little guy. How about that? Also, you're seeing it, you enjoy it. We had a good time, but it's not enough. It's not enough. Hey, she on the date she was great. She was beautiful when she doesn't have makeup on. I'm like, ah, I just don't get it. I just don't understand. Guy left me alone at our bowling alley lane for 20 full minutes. He came back very defeated and straight up said, I'm not going to lie. I pooped a lot and some got in my pants and there wasn't any paper in any of the stalls. I'm just going to leave. And he left. This guy is like a hero compared to the other ones. This is the kind of thing you want out of a relationship. Honestly, this guy is the one you want to date, all right? He went to the bathroom. He had to take a 20 minute shit, which is not where you want to be. So he was probably panicking and he was probably like, I really hope she takes her time trying to get this spare. And he was honest with you. He communicated. He said, hey, here's what went down a number two and it went into my pants a little bit. Somehow that happened and at the current moment, I have an ass still filled with shit residue. And that part he didn't need to add, by the way, he could have just said, hey, I went to the bathroom. I don't feel like at least. But he chose to be honest with you and be very transparent. And he put all of the details in. This is not a man you ever have to worry about. This is the first date. And he's like, I shit, I shit my pants. And I also still have shit between my cheeks. I got to get the hell out of here. And then what do you say to a guy like that? You say, get out. You know, go on. Do your thing. We'll try this again another time. We'll be closer to a bathroom. This guy, this is who you want. This is who you want to date. All right. That's transparency. That's communication. That's honesty. This is the guy you want to be with. All right. Guy asked me if I knew my vaginal circumference. Literally shoot this guy in that face and then pee on his neck. What are we saying here right now? Do you know your vaginal circumference? What am I? My own OBGYN? You think I'm down there tanking measurements like a carpenter? What the fuck are you talking about? Who's even measuring the circumference of that? How would you even do that as you? An overall depth. All right, listen, giant cock McGee, you all be fine. Hey, I just want to go on the same page about the circumference and the depth because I got a big ol' leg over here that I need. God. Said that he thinks sexual compatibility is a top two most important aspect of a successful relationship and there's a link between penis and vagina sizes that can confirm maximum capability. Hey, if they're top two, we're not compatible. We're approaching this in a scientific way. Where's the vibes? Where's the appeal? Where's the sex appeal? You're coming at this from a numbers perspective, okay? Dweeb? You got to play it a little more. Cool. Also, who the fuck told you that would you read this on a fucking like a, what website says shit like that? Hey, there's actually a sexual compatibility with the circumference and the overall depth and penis size. And by the way, before we get into my circumference. Let's talk about what's going on over there, chief. What are we got going on over here? Because I'm not sharing my circumference and my radius and whatever else without understanding if I'm even, if this is a preface, if it is a preface. Also, if you just got a regular penis, what conversation are we even having here? But the chances of you having a penis that is going to not line up with a vaginal circumference and depth of 99% of a genus is love, okay? And if you got a penis like that, play the lotto, all right? But you don't. You'll be fine. All right, before we get to the rest of this video, we do have some sponsors. The first one being Magic Spoon. Magic Spoon is lovely. It's the high protein zero sugar cereal you're going to love, okay? They have fruity, frosted peanut butter. 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Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought in like fourth grade, bisexual or not. You don't do that. Oh, you're the only girl I see. And it's like, but you didn't read the fine print. I'm actually bisexual. I mean, a completely other situation with a dude like, come on, this is information you need to say before we even get to the date, I'm bisexual and also seemingly polyamorous here. I guess I'm getting a hint of polyamory that I haven't been a, you know, I haven't haven't been privy to. I'd like to know that before I show up here and get all dressed up. - Not just gonna have this guy walk in and I'm supposed to deal with that for the first time. I'm woke, but I'm also jealous. Met up with a guy who during the entire dinner was ripping out pieces of his hair and eating and swallowing them. Okay, this is an actual thing. This is an actual condition that people have, but also on a first date. Again, I feel like this is something I should know before going in to have an expectation. He never referenced it and acted like he wasn't doing it. Funny enough, we went on a second date and he explained he had a disorder that caused him to rip out and eat his hair, especially when he was nervous. It was just funny that he never referenced it on the first day. See, this is what I'm saying. He's got the thing where he rips out his hair and he eats it and it's called trickotillomania. - What should I do, remember? - And it's a real thing and that's fine. I will say it is just funny, though, to not reference it. And you're pulling out your sideburns and eating them. And then you're like, did you just eat your hair and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? - What the many more are gonna read is, I didn't rip out my-- Why would I rip out my hair and eat it? What the hell? And the next day, you're like, no, yeah, I was ripping out my hair. (laughing) You just gotta listen, communication, baby. Let's lead with this thing. If I was on a date with a girl and she was like, yeah, before going into the issues, I got trickotillomania, sometimes I ripped out my hair, and I get nervous and I eat that shit. I'd be like, oh, it's cool, it is what it is. I might even try it. If we're on the date, you're a little nervous and you get a little bite of the hair going, I'd be like, hey, pass some of that over here. If we're doing this, let's do it together. Let's get one of your hairs and we'll get a lady in the tramp going and I meet him in the middle of that. I finally asked out a co-worker that I think is really cute. He's super shy and my friends say he's nerdy, but I think he's really sweet and cute. He was so nervous when I asked him but said yes. He asked what we should do for our date and I said, surprise me. He picked me up about a week later and took me to his friend's house to start a dungeon and dragons campaign. Honestly, it was kind of fun and definitely memorable. I love this, I love it. I mean, that would be shocking. But I definitely think that once I'm in the dungeon, I'm gonna slay the dragons. If I'm already there, if I'm like, oh, is he taking me to a restaurant or something and I get there and I'm at the dungeon? It's better, all right, dude, which elf am I? Like now we're already here, let's get it going. I will say, the little I know about Dungeons and Dragons, this feels like a big commitment because these things never end. That's how we got her for life. Yeah, is that like, yeah, you know, you can't just walk away from the campaign. I mean, we're trying to slay the gorelocks and you're just not picking up your phone anymore. You can't ghost me and the gorelocks. You gotta pick me or the gorelocks. So that's why, yeah. So I mean, maybe this is why he did that. He's like, I'm gonna lock her in for at least the next five months because she's gonna enjoy the Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Apparently this actually happens to other people. It happened to a cousin of mine. The guy showed up with his mom and she introduced herself and ate at a different table. What the fuck are we doing? Apparently there were men who believe their mom has to approve the woman and the woman has to accept how close they are with their mom. Yeah, this is called a Talience. (laughing) This is called a Talience people from New Jersey and sat in Ireland, dude. That's all this is, you know, in certain parts of Brooklyn. This is tough, man. I'm really not like, I love my mom. I'm close to my mom. I'm very against this type of shit that your mom's gonna like be involved in your adult decisions. Go out on the date. My mom has to approve of you. How's she doing that, by the way, by eating lasagna at the next table? What's she taking a peek at? What notes is she gonna give? Or you're gonna go back and you're gonna gossip with your mom about our date? Like, bro, this is so strange. I don't want this. Like, I don't want that. Can you imagine? Like, your entire relationship's gonna be like that. At what point does the mom, when do you cut the imbilical cord here? At what point does the mom sort of detach and you get to make your own decisions without being like, mommy, is this okay? You understand? Can't have this. Brought me to his room and his flashlight was still on his bed next to his open laptop in a box of tissues. Not to mention he had a python and a tank next to his pillow. Yeah, I mean, do you got to get out of there at that point? I mean, this is, this guy's not thinking of you. You know, like, obviously the guy's got, he's a flush light guy, he's a snake guy. That's enough. Get the hell out. Not only that though, if you want to go a layer deeper, if he's planning on bringing you back to his room, he's not really thinking about you. If he's not cleaning up the most op, first of all, anybody, even if you live alone, if you have a flashlight, you don't leave something like that on the bed. Like even women with vibrators or whatever, you know, just like, leave it on the kitchen counter. Next to the fucking silverware, you got a fucking vibrator here. You got the Jack Rabbit super hammer or whatever. Like, this is a thing that gets used and you put it away in a box that no one can see. Next to old pictures of shit, you know what I mean? You don't just leave it on your bed with your laptop still open. That leads me to believe that you left in the middle of something. Like, what are we talking about here? Also, there's no reason to own a python these days. Get a fucking dog or a cat or a fish. That's it. That's all we're doing. No guinea pigs, no pythons. The hedgehogs had their moment like 10 years ago, but that's out. Ferrets? What are we? Jennifer Aniston in that one movie? No, this is over with. So get a dog or a cat, throw out your python. You know, every so often you're reminded of what dating is like for women sometimes. And boy, is it magical? It is magical, you know? For the men out there, if you're sitting there being like, I don't do any of this stuff, this is a great thing. This is a great, all you have to do is be normal. Put you ahead, all right? Because there's people out there doing this type of shit. So this is not me. I'm not here to try and drag men or do anything of like that. This is what they're doing, though. I don't know who this is going to attract. Just be normal. It'll put yourself above these people, all right? But don't forget to subscribe. That is all. And we'll see you guys next time.