Women Give Men Dating Advice

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Today this one's for the fellas. Fellas, let me hear ya! -Yay! -Thank you. You know, as a guy, sometimes they're like, "You know, I just can't figure out what do women want." So today, we're going to get some dating advice from women for men. Because men can't seem to figure out how to attract them, or how to please them sexually. So we're gonna find out today. How to do that. If you start seeing a woman, keep a little notebook, mmm, I'm out. What am I, a fucking detective, from 1950? I'm writing about my life. I'm a waiter, I'm taking orders here. If you start seeing a woman, keep a little notebook, and after hanging out with her, write down all the things you can remember they talked about. Did she mention an interest she has? A singer she loves, an appointment she has coming up? Write all them down in the notebook, and before you go on your next date, look back at the notebook, so that you can have follow-up questions for her, or re-bring up something she already mentioned. Women want to know you're listening, and care about their lives and interests, so this is a great way to show that. I agree with the advice, but I don't think you need a notebook. I think you just need to listen, fellas, alright? If you just listen, and you're interested, then you'll remember. If you need a notebook to write down, like, also, appointments, that would don't bring up appointments, too. Like, that would be mad. We would run a second date, and you're like, "So the doctor, how'd the doctor go?" I'd be like, "Don't ask me my fucking doctor appointments, alright? What the fuck was that?" Don't shave your pubes the day of a date. It's honestly trying too hard. What the fuck? I don't want to know a guy prepared, and was so certain that he was going to have sex with me. I wanted to be a little messy down there, because it kind of shows you're going to- you're just going with the flow. Not anticipating anything. If pubes are too cleaned up, I'm like, "Wow, he thinks I'm that easy." Hold on. If you're seeing the pubes, you're at the dick! You're there. You know what I mean? Like, what does it matter? You know, honestly, you could say this. It's pretty progressive, I would say. To be like, "Maybe there is a chance that we have sex on the first date. Maybe I should probably keep myself clean." Also, I always see women on the internet being like, "I shaved my legs for this, like that meme or whatever." It goes both ways. We're shaving legs, we're shaving pits, we're shaving balls and caches. Do whatever makes you feel comfortable. Learn to cook at least three meals. You don't have to be a chef, but if you have three solid meals that you are confident in making, that is such a turn on. I'm telling you, just like in romcoms, women dream of that romantic stay-at-home date where the guy cooks an amazing meal for them. This, I think, is incredible advice. I think that people should learn how to cook. I think it's funny when people are like, "Oh, I don't know how." You're 30! Learn how to make a pasta at least. For God's sakes. Three meals is not asking much, okay? You can cook something, and I think that's very nice as well. Come over to my place, you set the table, okay? You know how much you could turn a woman on by being like, "Here, I have a fucking runner across my table." They'd be like, "Holy shit, this guy's a runner, that's sick." Then you have plates that aren't different fucking plates. You can't have two different plates on either side of the table. But you have plates, you got nice forks and stuff like that, nice glasses. Or you have like wine glasses. If you are a man and you have your own apartment and you don't have wine glasses, and you think that you're going to hand a woman a cup of wine, you're an idiot. So that's good advice. Learn three meals and offer to do that. Like, "Hey, we can just stay at my place. I'll cook something for us." And before she gets there, you got to be like 40% done with a cooking. Because then you got to be in there looking over your shoulder at her, and usually. Of course apron. Of course apron. Even if you're like, "It doesn't require an apron. Just wear an apron. Trust me." Roll your sleeves up. Music's going. The wine's already open. You're swirling. You're talking. And then you fucking serve it. Bro, telling you, this is great advice. Hey man, the best advice is simple. Have good oral hygiene. I don't want some stained ass teeth on a man. Like go to the dentist, whiten your teeth. What's the point of living in America if these dudes be pulling up British choppers? This is me off. The British choppers thing is not something I want to hop on. I'm not going to make fun of entire, you know, kingdom of people there. Which I don't know, like, is that true? Because I know that is like a thing that people say about them. And I don't know, maybe it's the water or like that part of the world where people just have bigger teeth or something. I don't know that. But that's what this person is saying. I don't think this is the best advice to be honest. Like I think that it's just advice. I don't think that's going to make you better at attracting a one. I mean, if you have great teeth, I'm sure that's like attractive to people, of course. But you're going to need a lot more than fucking teeth in order to attract a woman is my point. Learn for play. At the end of the day, a penis is a penis. That's accurate. But what you can do before the penis becomes present is key to a long intimate relationship, I believe. Okay. Yeah, you got to have something more than a penis. It's like an NBA team, like, bro, you could have LeBron, but you need role players. Yeah, he's someone's going to pass him the ball. He can't take the ball out and get the ball. He can't be the first one to touch the ball. He's inbounding the ball. Those are the rules. You got to have role players. Okay. And they don't need to be crazy, but they do need to be there. So what else do you got besides this probably whack penis? What else do you have? You got any touching and rubbing. You got any some warm oils. Maybe a foot rub. I don't know what you're dealing with here. Maybe some sweet talk. There you go. Maybe some nibbling. So like that. Maybe a little this. Who knows what we got going on. But yeah, eventually you can, you know, take out your penis and use that. But you got to be able to switch it up. You can't rely on that penis for too long, man. Penis gets aged out at a certain point. I don't even know what that means. This might be controversial, but my advice to men is to put women in their place early. Well, buckle up. Yes, I'm a woman. And I want a man to tell me that I should stay at home with the kids one day and that I'm not allowed to work. Who the fuck wrote this? Also, what year is it? Because it feels like this could have been written in 1940, anything. And that I'm not allowed to work, that I should become a great cook and keep the house spotless. That's such a turn on. A lot of women want that. Dude, this is horrible advice. Although there are women, like yourself, that would enjoy that. There's a ton that would run for the fucking hills, call the cops, start a Facebook group, and just absolutely ruin your career with that kind of thing. You're telling me that you want a guy on a first date to be like, what do you want for appetizers? Also, I'm chaining you to the stove and it better be hot when I get home. This is beyond controversial advice. This is, I would say, bad advice to do. Okay? There are some women that I guess would enjoy that. And like, it takes time to know if that's the type of person you're dealing with. But I wouldn't just throw that out on the first date and be like, well, we're going to see if this girl's cool with misogyny. You know, we got a misogynistic kink over here. That would be like someone with a foot fetish being like, you know what? Women want just a big foot on the table on the first date. Shove your foot in my pasta is what I want on the first date. That's what all women want. We love feet, big toes, little toes. Shove them in my pasta. So before we move on, we do have some sponsors for today. The first one being, hello, how you doing, aura frames. Okay? aura frames is number one digital photo frame by wire cutter. Okay? Rank number one. But basically these are frames that are smart and easy to use. They allow you to upload unlimited photos and videos. It's like a little picture frame. 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Dude, get away from me, weirdo. You want a bobby pin? She's like, what hairstyle do you think I'm doing? I haven't seen a bobby pin in a while, I'll be honest. Stop getting boners when a woman is crying, it's annoying. What? That's the advice. How low is the bar? How low is the bar that women are like, here's some advice. Stop getting hard when I'm thinking about my dead uncle. Don't get hard at my uncle Raymond's funeral. How about that? That's how you attract the woman. You want to keep a woman? Stop with the boners. Oh, there's more. We were upset and emotional and for some reason our tears give you erections, we can notice you're bad at hiding it. Is that a thing? This is news to me. Apparently that's a thing that I don't know about, but like, yeah, that's a little crazy. My advice is don't touch boobs too early. A lot of women need time to warm up. Listen, before you go for my boobs, let me warm them up. Like there are four F-150, okay? I need it to be running in the driveway for about five before I get in the boop. A lot of women need time to warm up and so many guys lunge straight for the boobs after three seconds of kissing, like relax for a second. Make the boobs want to come to you. Yeah, I mean, that is good advice because I feel like when I was younger I was like, if we are kissing, I'm not going to touch your boobs. The second you put your tongue in my mouth, it might be less than three seconds before I'm like, I just want to touch the bra. When I was younger, if I was making out with a girl and like touched like even the back part of her bra, I'd be like, this is awesome. I think I like the bra more than anything. It was so weird. That's good advice though. Yeah, like give it a second. You know, no one wants someone who's just like so intense and you're like, oh, oh, like your chill, okay? Let the tits will be there, okay, in the second half. Simple advice. Confidence is key. That's great advice. That's great advice. You don't have to fake who you are or appear egotistical, but showing a level of certainty about yourself and confidence in your decisions is attractive. Being super indecisive about making plans and taking initiative says a lot. I agree. I think that confidence is probably the most attractive trait. I know that's tough. I'm not saying that's the easiest thing in the world to do, but like you, you don't need people to like you, you know? So if you're confident in who you are and you're like, this is just who I am. And if that doesn't work for you, that's fine too. Because then I don't like you then. If you don't like me because I like me. If you don't like me, I don't like you because everyone who likes me, who I like have to like me. You understand what I'm saying? I kind of fucked that up, but there's something in there. If you go back and let's do it, it made sense, I think. Learn to do things separately early on. You don't need to smother her or you guys don't need to do every activity together. Sometimes sitting in separate rooms watching your own shows and Netflix is a sign of a strong relationship. I agree. Okay. Once you get into this codependent thing of like, hey, if we're going to watch a movie, I got to sit on your lap. That's tough, you know? Because you're not always going to want to watch whatever fucking Emily in Paris or whatever is on Netflix these days. That looks bad to me. I don't know if it's bad, but you know, it's not something that I would watch. Sometimes you want to watch the John Wayne Gacy tapes and just see what the fuck that psycho is doing. You know, and maybe she's not interested in that or it's Monday night football. Is she going to sit there and be upset that we're watching the whole game? No, you can go watch the show, Emily in Paris, you know? She's trying whatever she's doing. I don't know what to show. I don't know what happens in the show. I assume she's in Paris though. She's smoking cigarettes in Paris, whatever the show is about. You can go watch that in the other room, do our separate things and that's totally fine. I think that is very important for people to realize that when you're in a relationship with someone, your relationship is like the third relationship is the third person, okay? You're you, they're them and the relationship is both you guys, okay? But all three of those need to exist. You can't forget about you and she can't forget about her or he can't forget about he and she and she and all the fucking combinations, okay, in a relationship. You got to be two individuals and then the relationship should act like the third, okay? It's like you're joint bank account, you got your money here, you got your money there and we share a little bit of the money and we like that too, because we get a forward better stuff and it's a lot of fun to do that. That's what a relationship should be like, I think. Last bit of advice here, learn a second language, it's sexy, that is incredible advice. I feel pathetic for knowing one language and it really drives me crazy to be honest with you. The first time that I went to Europe, I came home and I was like I'm a pig because everyone there speaks at least three for some reason and it drives me fucking crazy. But yeah, I agree. First of all, that being advice is kind of bananas. It's like just learn a second language, like it's something you could just fucking do, it would take years. But if you can, if you have the opportunity to learn a second language, you should. I think it's sexy too when people can speak two languages and if someone who I think is sexy, you could teach me a language now we're talking. Anyway, that's advice, guys. Alright, that's women's advice, two men. I don't know how much of it was helpful or how much it was good, but what I do know is that if you can speak a second language and you don't shave your pubes, you got a nice big bush for date one, apparently they're into that. Apparently, if you go through this video, the ultimate first date is a date that you pick out the place, you get there with a full bush of pubes and then you tell her, hey, stay at home, raise the kids and shut the fuck up. Now you have a lasting marriage, okay? Apparently, that's the advice given in this thing, alright? So, I wouldn't listen to all of it, but I would take bits and pieces, I don't know if any of it made sense, but don't forget to subscribe and we will see you guys next time.