♪ Good morning, girlies, it's the Tollos ♪ ♪ It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes ♪ ♪ It's your favorite show that fast-by-things ♪ ♪ You need to know ♪ ♪ We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast ♪ - It sound amazing. - Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a great day. - Great day of the Toos. - I am feeling, you know, I'm just kind of leading with gratitude today. - And what are you feeling gratitude and all four? - Well, I almost LML'd on the way here. - LML'd lost my life. - I almost lost my mother fucking life. - Well, I lost you on the road. - Okay, let me tell you. - Usually, we pull out together, I'm either in front of you. - Yeah, but you have an obsession with sitting in traffic. I took the back roads today. - I don't have an obsession. - You're obsessed with sitting in traffic. - I was also like rolling calls, so I wasn't really like looking at, where I didn't even notice there was traffic. I was just sort of in it. - So I was cruising as one does. And like out of fucking nowhere, the biggest turkey came flying across the street. I literally, it was like one of those commercials. Like I stopped, like, you know, the Subaru commercials, man, it's like they show you like what could have happened if you were an accent. I never stopped so short in my whole life. I must have been probably a foot away from the turkey. I almost came so close to killing the turkey. And he was just like flying across the street without a care in the world. My heart was racing. I literally just came back to like normal. - Wow. - Yeah, it was crazy. - It's turkey lurky time. - That's what I was going to say. - You have to read the children's story like about turkey lurky. - Oh, I know turkey lurky. From there is a story like about turkey lurky. - I'll get it for you. - Okay, because turkey lurky is just that song from that movie. - Yeah, but it originates from somewhere. And I'm pretty sure it's like a children's story. - To me, like it sort of begins and ends with camp, the film. - I believe also it has to do with. - What's the one? - The chick, like who hit his head? - Humpty Dumpty? - No, that's a egg. - Well, it was gonna be a chick. - Chick. Boom chick a pop? - No. - I don't know. - Turkey lurky. - I'm not familiar with the turkey lurky lore at all. - Oh, I'm gonna get you a present. - You know what I like? - I'm good. - The good thing about the turkey though is like if you had hit the turkey. - Dinner? - No, you would have been fine. It's not like a deer where it's like, if you hit the deer, the deer breaks the windshield. It's on your lap. - Right, unfortunately what they say is like if you are gunning for a turkey. Like if a deer comes out of the road. - Yeah, they say about deer. Not about turkey. - About deer. They're like for your own safety. Like you actually should continue to floor it. - You actually should go faster. - Because if you like stop short mid, first of all, the deer is in your lap and the deer is still alive, so it's like kicking you. They say like you should definitely try to kill the deer. That's just what they say. - Yes, if a deer crosses the road as you're crossing the deer, go faster. It's just funny like what little like life tips stick with you. That deer thing has always stuck with me. I actually saw a TikTok like a couple of months ago that I keep thinking about because it can't possibly be true. It was from these like two female like self-defense experts. And they were just giving like little tips like if somebody tells you this, always do this. And they're like if someone like holds a gun to you and says like, get in the car. First of all, I believe this. Like the chance of your survival drops by like 98% if you go to a second location with them. They say that like you should run even though he has a gun because like statistically it's harder to hit a moving target. - Okay. - And I just like, I don't know if I believe that you should run. Like you think you should get in the car. - But there are. - No, nothing you should get in the car either. But like there's a gun to your neck. - Mm-hmm. - Like, I don't know. I just feel like. - I'm not really seeing like the tidbit. Like what? Like, of course you should run. But like if he has you, you fight. - Yeah, but like if you run, you're just right there like. - I don't know. - I don't know that he really like, I don't know what his intentions are, honestly. - His intentions are to get you into the moving vehicle. - Right, not necessarily to kill you. - That's true. Oh, that is also what they said. Like a lot of the times like they're just not trying to kill some of the bad guys, but killing like in public. Like it draws more attention to them. It makes it like hard for them to get caught. So like shoot, they were just saying like. - Almost like call their bluff. And I was like, I don't know if they got a risky. - But like you might as well, because what do you have to lose? Cause the other option is getting in the car. - Right, right. At that point, like you unfortunately don't have good options. - You don't have much choices. - Yeah. - Choose yourself. - Just funny, like life survival tips stick with you. - Yeah. - Like they always say like every one into a bear. Like walk backwards in clap. - And like hold your hands up. - Right. - Yeah. - I don't know about that one either. - I don't know. - They were always telling us like what to do with bears. Cause we went to camp. Last night I was driving home late. I went out. I had a day yesterday. My college friends came to visit me. So we're like having you know a little college reunion. They're out in the hamptons. And so yesterday we had lunch and we laid by the pool. We went out to dinner. We went out like late. And I was driving home. And like I was seriously driving so slow. I was so scared to see. - Driving at night in the hamptons is really scary. - It's crazy. - There are no more lights. - So Rebecca drove with me like halfway. And she taught me how to use brights. - That's nice. - Which was great. - You didn't know how to use brights. But I didn't know that like when the signal has like a green light on. That just means your headlights are on. And when that turns blue, that means your brights are on. Cause I like to have somebody's coming the opposite way. - Of course. - But I didn't know when my brights were on them and they weren't. And then when I turned them on, I was like, you can see. - Oh. - Okay. - And then there was light. - Yeah. - So I was really nervous to drive home. But it was another check off the box. It's funny because when we were in college, I didn't drive. I didn't know how to drive. I didn't have a car. But like my friends didn't. They drove me everywhere. And like it was just like part of life. It was just a fact of life that like I just didn't come anywhere, whatever. And now like driving my friends, it's so crazy. Cause I've never driven them before. And it's just crazy to think about like you but you just had all this freedom when we were in college. - Oh, yeah. - You guys were doing this. - Yeah. - You were doing this the thing. Then we're back and said it was probably good that I couldn't drive or have a car. - Cause she would have gone home every day. - Because I would have never been there. I would have go to Utica and go to the mall. - Yeah, it's true. - I just would have always needed. - Before she'd have bloomed where you were planted. - I would have always needed a break. - It's true. - I literally drive home. Like I'm not feeling it. - Oh yeah. - Let's go home. - No, and I already went home like once a month. - A lot. - And that's through hitching rides, you know, trying, playing, however I could get there. - Yeah. - So if I could get myself home, I would have gone home all the time. - It's true. - Even more, which is crazy. So she's right. It was for the best that I had to bloom where I was planted. - It's true. - But I'm like, you know, with lifelong college friends. - It's crazy that you guys could just like pick a girl. - I'll just go get sushi in Utica. - That is also crazy to think about that like kids these days. Back in R.D. too, but like 16-year-olds can just like go places. - I know. - Not on my watch. - No, it's great. I'm happy for them. I'm just jealous that like I didn't have it sooner. But I guess there was really a reason, you know? - Yeah. - Yeah. - They're really wise. - Sort of forced you. - So we're just having a grand old time. - That's really cute. - I feel like such a mom like my college kids. - It's kind of giving like Netflix movie. - It is giving college moms like all getting together. - Yeah. - I love that. - Just like little reunion going wild. - So cute. - Mom's gone miles. - Mom. - I'm 10-30. - I got home from dinner at 10-45. I was locked out of the house. - Yeah, I know. - That's crazy. - I haven't connected my investigation as to. - Just so you know, I had no part of it because one thing about me in bed is like we sleep good knowing that like you every night lock every door in window. Like I leave every door open. I'm like I'm not worried. And I'm not locking it because I'm like that's Jackie's job. - Yeah. - So I thought for sure there was no way you would get locked out because who would lock you out. - But you. - I know and when I left the house I made sure the door was open. I did check. And then I came back and I was locked out. So I do think the culprit has to be my husband. - Absolutely. - But he said he made sure the door was unlocked for me. We're talking about the front door. - Yeah, I had no part of that. I don't lock doors. - Sometimes like doors are just open them. - Sometimes doors can like have a mic. - No, it wasn't a funny door situation. - You know, when the interior lock is on and you don't know. - No. - The interior lock. Ben's always doing the interior lock. I'm like, God, Ben is always leaving front doors open like it's insane. - Yeah, like where you like jigger it so that it's like clicks. - Yeah, yeah. - So someone did that to me. And I was, I don't know what I would have done if no one-- - The garage. - I don't have the code and then like you would have-- - You don't have the code? - No, but like even if I did have the code, I would have to be an hour before I did that because you would have the lift. - No, no, no. I was dead asleep. Like I that wouldn't have woke me up. - I wouldn't have woke you from your sleep. - It wouldn't have. - Okay. - Yeah, and I would have known it was like an emergency. - Okay. - You need the garage code. - Yeah, I do. - I'll tell you what. - But then I had already locked the garage door. So. - Okay, okay. So you locked up. - I was truly locked out. I was going to start throwing rocks at the window. - I think Juliet. - Love you. - Love you. - Well, that wouldn't have woke me up. - No, no, no, for Zach. - Yeah. - Zach is a light sleeper. - Yeah. - He is. So yeah, it was just fun. We're having another girly day today. - So cute. - Just kind of wearing another seamless. - I'm wearing shorts. - I loved wearing dress on the show yesterday. I was so comfortable. - There's a little flaw in my system. I'm sweating. - Yeah. - So I wore shorts today, just like embracing Swirli Summer, because I knew that there was a blanket waiting for me at the studio. I'm really warm. - Yeah. - And that's something I'm just struggling with. - But I'm also excited to use this as an opportunity to get more Hill House dresses. Because I've always felt like I have enough Hill House dresses. But I only have enough for like six days of work. So I need more. - I love Hill House. - I know. - So cozy. - So cozy. - I heard they're opening up a store actually in Palm Beach. - Oh, nice. - Yeah. - They have lots of things. - Everyone's kind of like freaking about it. - I mean, Hill House X Palm Beach is like such a big deal. - Yeah, that's like Hill House X Williams Sonoma. - Yes. - Which is really like move the needle in my mind. - You did a Mahjong set. - I did know. I did know. I'm a WMM loyal. - I'm, I am, oh my Mahjong loyal too. But what I've realized, and obviously this is like easy for me to say now that I have 100 sets. But you really only need one. Like, you really only need one. - It's true. - And I love all my sets. And like, I hope to one day have like a beautiful display case. I have people have like craft rooms. I'm gonna have like, and that's great and all. But like I use one.
Yeah, all you need is one unfortunately all you need is one. Yeah So that's what's new with us. Yeah Just really quickly. I wanted to backtrack when we were talking about bears I feel like something that happened to me like I don't talk about enough. I don't think I've ever brought it up on the podcast Share truth. It's like the time I did come face-to-face with a bear. I'm being I knew you weren't gonna believe me Share tell us about it It was actually when you went to camp in the Northeast like it was a big problem like you weren't supposed to leave like a lot of garbage out because like a lot of times you'd wake up in the morning all the garbage is would be like overturned because like the bears were like out in the night Looking for food and one night it was like it wasn't late, but it was nighttime and we were like all hanging in the bunk I went to if you ever in a bunk like you know like they had like little garbage is in the bathroom But like out the big garbage if you just throw away like food or whatever was outside on the porch And I liked to throw something out on the porch and it was like legit a bear like on my porch and I just sort of froze actually I'm having to show you I think maybe I have spoken my truth before But when I think about all the despite all the great no, I acted like a champ like boom I flew back into the monk lock the door and I like told everyone to hung her down Save lives. Yeah, and when I think about like the great things I've accomplished in mind like they're coming face-to-face with a brown bear I always forget like I did that shit The bear was on the porch. Yes, he had like so you know, there's like a couple of steps up to the porch Like he was on the steps. He was on the steps. Yeah And like it's just you never know how you're gonna react in a moment of like sheer panic and I slayed That's a young age mind you. I must have been like 15 or 16. Yeah. That's good to know that you're capable It was 2009 I've acting with haste exactly And I was in this bunk. It was when I went to Santa. It was like a double-decker bunk So like the but obviously everyone wants to be on the top floor But like the top floor went to like the cool girls who had been at camp longer and so like me my friends We were like relegated to the bottom like whatever we had more fun than those. I think I don't want to be on the bottom I wouldn't want to be yeah, well like you know just like people are like people are obsessed like having the top bunk like when you're No, thanks. I'm a bottom bunk. You put your pictures on the bottom, and so they never knew and you could see pictures when you're sleeping They never knew trauma like I knew they didn't have to deal with the bears It was like us being left down on the bottom level to just sort of like fend for ourselves and protect the bunk But I did and you protected those ingrates on the top floor that actually I never know I threw a t-bone steak up to the second floor So yeah, that's sort of like one of the many things I've accomplished Amazing. Yeah, right? Yeah, amazing. Will miss woman Wilderness woman plus she saved a turkey today. Oh my god. Literally friend to animals. I've obviously been campaigning against the butterfly Eugenic center happening in our dining room the butterflies are thriving you guys Everyone died this morning this morning But like these butterflies keep dying and then Zach is over here being like you guys are wrong. They're not dead So like oh yeah, he looks it up on chat and like it will be like the butterflies doing this and they're like they're fine They're just like making eyes Figuring out how to flip over. Yeah, but I did hear that was spring today about the dead butterfly Oh my god. I miss that. I must have been getting ready. I guess we're three days out though from the freeing of the butterfly That's a day like that all as an animal rights advocate who's seen blackness documentary That's a day that all these hilarious Like I haven't participated in these videos. Most performative animal rights activists all time. No need to worry me didn't make I Have not participated in this abuse, but I will be present for the release day obviously. You've been campaigning for it. Yeah, family. That's definitely something I'm excited about. Yeah I'm because animals are friends. I agree not entertainment Not food would never I would never eat an animal by product. You would never never not fashion. No Not a friend. Not a friend Today's Tuesday, which means we does have to do we does have we just have to your toasters The rumors are true. I Delete it. Oh, that's yeah, and I think we should actually we don't have Nicola and your updates today. Oh really? I saw she spoke. I thought you're gonna. Yeah, just like I'll flip it I'll it would have been like a thread just being like, you know We accomplished so much this year. She's talking to like her fans who are like seriously ill in the head They're coming for us because we keep clipping. We're range meeting like the Nicola Andrea fans And they just keep calling us like fat white bitches like that One of them said we were fat white bitches with receding hairlines. Excuse me. I am fat and I am white even though I am technically an ethno religion But let's not get into it. I don't have a receding hairline bitch. Okay, like let's speak facts. Okay, that's crazy Oh, and when you guys are calling us back like we just had babies. Yeah, what's your excuse? This is all happening on TikTok. Would you like me to read some of our hate comments? Oh my god I want to see them. It's when you like need to see talk if you need to see stuff. No, I can't see that. Let me do I want to read this filth. I was going about my day having good time. I didn't know we're getting hate. I had no clue Y'all this toast podcast count your days Okay, white women with receding hairlines hating on a landria. What's new? Is that a problem for her the receding hairline like community hating on her? I'm not sure Oh, Andrea's contacting her wires. I'm sure she is Not that bad. No, no, they're on the toes. Let me really want me to pull them up here Why do you guys have so much smoke for a laundry? I'm not Nick. I actually think we have equally you're not paying attention We hold a laundry. Pay attention. Please no, but they're that's why like you can't comment on clips of shows that you don't want I hope she sees y'all to defamation of character calling them frauds. That's disgusting. Oh The hate it's exhausting You would believe it's true You would believe a lander's with Travis Scott before her and Nick were ever being real. Yeah Yeah, I'm not even saying a lander's with Travis Scott. I'm just saying I like the rumor No smoke for iris or papaya breaking up by reunion. I Appreciate that they broke up by the reunion. By the way, no one's given papaya more smoke than us And no one's given papaya less thought than us like we never voted for her and pap and iris and Pepe they mean Yeah, okay, I guess there's like a lot of discourse right now with iris T.J. and Pepe I don't watch Beyond the Villa, but the timeline like is not 100% legit for iris and remember when she left the island with Pepe and then like that day TMZ caught her outside with I think there was like more to it than that. Okay, and There's just like a lot of drama between the losers on Beyond the Villa But that sort of behaviors like exactly what they were doing on the island where it's like she's between two guys Right, you're testing connections. Yeah, so she's sort of just like finishing out the experiment I don't really have a problem with that. I don't need them But like sure apples and oranges go ahead sure Nika Landry is fraud. Yeah, like what are you talking about like? There's multiple one holding space for multiple truths. Yeah, but one thing that will always be true It was that Nika Landry was never real and it's like we can't talk about Nika Landry is fraudulent because all these other couples broke up like just like I'm sorry, we're holding space for multiple truths. Uh-huh. I can have multiple conversations and opinions and I often do and I guess is that unique I didn't think so, but maybe it is One thing's for sure. Nika Landry was never real. No, and that's your Nika Landry arranged bait for the day I feel better. Okay, without further ado to do it is time for the past type stories that yet Do need to know and the fast-fi stories that you don't do need to know are brought to you by Amazon music They are because Claudia I was looking at my phone this morning and realized that my home screen is actually embarrassing I have a different app for everything. I'm listening to music in one place podcasts in another audio book somewhere else It's just too much. I get it. 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Yeah, I mean, I did not think that this was going to be like the end all be all, but at one point, like they went to Australia together, like which is where he's from. It's kind of like a big thing to do for like a fling. And they were together a lot. Like yeah, more so than another like hookup. Yeah, like you spend a lot of time together. While I'm not surprised that this didn't work out, like I'm surprised that it kind of fizzled quickly. That it was so short and like such a nothing. Yeah, and I was like kind of down. Yeah, no, I don't know why I was just like, this is different. And also because he doesn't seem like someone she would choose. I'm like, well, she must like really like him. Yeah. And no, she doesn't really like him. Must have been fun for Taran, because obviously this is like the hottest woman he'll ever be with. Maybe she does really like him. She's very much a lover girl, you know? Yeah, she's not like shallow and she's not like. She's like not a slut. Like when on her show, she was saying that she got married super young. I think like literally she had sex with just him. Like she has like a lot of boyfriends now, but she's not like slutty. So like for her to like go and trap, like I feel like she actually really liked him. Yeah, so I wonder what happened. I do think like all of this will be on next love that I need her. I think I feel like she is now. Yeah, sure. One thing, like I'm starting to get annoyed. Like my patient, and I'm not a patient person, I feel as though I've actually been incredibly patient. You're not a patient, what did you say? Person. Patient. Patient? Patient. Yeah, patient. Okay, when you like don't like to wait for something. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, patient. So new word of the day. And I feel like I've actually been quite patient with this. And times up. Yeah, big time. But what does that mean? Well, how will your impatience present itself? I don't know, I just feel like I used to talk about it really complimentary, like I can't wait. And now it's like, you know what I can't wait. Like whatever I already have. I'll keep waiting. Yeah, and like Hulu has released 1,000 shows since then. House of Stasi premieres today. Like, but even House of Stasi. Didn't we hear about that like five years ago? It's true. And then she had to like slum it on Vanderpapilla just to get her own show from Lisa Vanderpap. And now she got it. So I understand that these things take time. And I just will never understand why we couldn't get the second half of the first season of love. I need her like I was filmed and ready to go. Do you see the trailer for House of Stasi? Yeah. So I knew this, but like they did like tease a lot. There's like a big fight between Taylor Strecker and Katie Maloney. And like, I just like, I'm so ready. Like obviously I'm going to stand Taylor no matter what. Like she's my best friend. And I was going to have her back. But like she couldn't have chosen a more worthy adversary. And like, I'm so team-tailored. I don't even really know what happened. I told, like, I wanted to watch like a true viewer. I was like, don't tell me. I'm a team-tailored. Like I don't know what happened, but team-tailored. Of course. I can't stand like Katie Maloney. Of course. She's also your friend. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I would have had her back regardless. But now she made-- At least she wasn't fighting with someone I love, you know? Yeah. She wasn't fighting with Stasi. I would have been like, yeah. Now I'm like, no, team-tailored to like die. Or la la la. And obviously good for her for like, I feel like it's-- Everyone's like, Katie and Stasi back on TV together. And it's like, well, Katie doesn't do it for me. Like I get why people are excited. Like they've had her pump rules. People are saying that. Yeah, like people love Katie and Stasi, like, which is a Wiho, yada, yada, yada. And it's like, that was Chris and Taylor and Stasi. About Kristen. Uh, Kristen was on a much better life saying she does not speak to Stasi. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Like friends aren't-- some friendships are just not meant to last forever. Yeah. Not every friendship can or should last forever. No, the witches of Wiho, like, was dysfunctional at best. Yeah. It was not meant to last forever. It's not meant to last forever. It's a moment in time. It's a-- it's a sphasing or like, but like, we're onto the next phase. So I don't even think there has to be, like, major t. It's just like, we have outgrown each other, we are different people, and we've grown in different directions. Yes. I think that's, like, totally fair and it doesn't have to be, like, contentious. And there's no, like, will they reunite? It's like-- It's not like that. We grew apart. Yeah. It's like, we're waiting for the come back together. So also to say, like, Hulu has turned out plenty of content in the time that I've personally been waiting. I had a whole baby, like-- get it together. Yeah. Not on YouTube quicker. Like-- Yeah. I think love that I need her came out like last September. Like, it's truly almost been a year. No. It's been more than that. No. Really? I feel like I was watching it in September. Like, if I can-- I feel like there was, like, two September's ago. No, no, no, no, no. It's not that bad. Oh, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. Okay. Maybe I'm, like, being so dramatic. Are you-- are you looking it up? Or August, 2025. So, okay. Like, not-- Lesson a year. Okay. Sorry. I don't know why. Yeah. And, like, just, like, every day have wanted it. Yeah. So, every day feels like an eternity. Wow. That's really crazy. Okay. Never mind. I'm sorry. Reelling. My bad. So, you'll be more patient. You'll exercise more patients. I'll do my best. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Some. Coupley news. Kiki Palmer gushes over genuine chemistry with Hot One Toshon. Evans after New York City date. So, Kiki Palmer was on the today's show. And she gushed over her chemistry with Sean Evans. She said our chemistry is genuine. I couldn't force that if I tried. We always felt that chemistry. It's life. Essentially, we met at work. We had chemistry, work husband, work wife. You just had that chemistry with people. Right. Then we hang out. When she was asked about how the internet is shipping them as a couple. How that makes her feel. She said, I was gagged that everybody was ready to marry me off. Guys, let it cook. They married your girl off in two seconds. That's why. She said she's not going to let parasocial fans dictate what she does with Sean. She said, I don't let it define the way that I think. If anything, I'm always trying to contextualize things. A lot of times I feel like people get that about me. You can't just take everything at face value. You have to be critically thinking about everything you see. And then, yeah. And then previously she had spoken about it with Jay Shetty. Okay, I'm kind of scared. It's a lot of pressure. And I do feel like they were never seen again. But I do feel like they're seeing each other. Oh, I really hope so, you do. I don't know why. Yeah, it's early days. And it's like not in a place where you would go on TV and be like, oh my god, that's my boyfriend. Even if he is her boyfriend, it's just early days and you don't want to jinx anything. And you don't want to put things out into the public before it's solidified. You want to protect it. And I feel like that, if that's what's happening, that this is what she should be saying. Like to have chemistry. But I also love that everybody loves it. I could also see this like being the thing that she says, like when she's like not really into him. Maybe I'm just like projecting because I'm scared. I'm like, I personally have a lot. I'm like one of the people she's talking about who's like cosplaying. Because her boyfriend wasn't great that she said that. Correct. It wasn't great. It's giving dear toasters. But maybe she doesn't like know that those terms have a negative connotation. I don't know. Like Kiki Palmer is very much off this world. She is. That's like why people love her. She's so real. But of the corporate world of like maybe regular regular. Maybe not. Maybe not. Usually she had Oprah on her podcast. I did. She's so. I'm so glad that everyone like finally I feel that like understands her talent. Yeah. It takes some people longer. But that's fine. It's fine. Right, right. It will come. Right. So yes, silently rooting for these two. Not going to be one to put pressure on. No, of course not. I would never. But just like sort of lapping up every time we get. Just sort of like. Like. Like pinning a lot of my hopes and dreams on it. No big deal. No big. In a not big deal kind of way. Yeah. Our next story is amazing news for the cardboard sweepers out there. Cardboard sweepers? What's going on? For the digital sweepers. Peacock will start to be included in YouTube Premium subscription bundle.
starting in 2027. - Look at you guys, this is how it starts, by the way. - This is how it starts. - Because every TV network at one point, then they formed cable, that's what's gonna happen. - Yeah, they all buy each other up now, and then we have big, you pay one thing to the cable company. - Pay Netflix, and you can watch all of it and YouTube, and that's cable. - Oh, that's very interesting. So I have YouTube TV. - That's not YouTube Premium, is it? - I feel like it is, 'cause when you buy YouTube Premium, it's like, for the YouTube app, when you wanna like skip commercials and be able to like download chip for your flight. - No, but like, if I'm paying for YouTube TV, I don't think you get peacock, honestly. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Oh, it's a new YouTube Premium, but no, okay. So under a new multi-year agreement between NBC and YouTube, peacock and peacock, peacock premium, which includes ads, will be available in a new-- - So what's premium about it? - In a new YouTube Premium bundle. And you guys, this is just, like, simplify it, okay? - Yeah. - Sounds like no one's getting like a good deal here. - Just simplify it. - Yeah. - Like, if you play geek-go-bop and beep-go-bop-- - It's literally, yeah. - Then you can have bleep-go-bop for dinner. You can get the seep-go-bop, then your bleep-go-bop won't have creep-go-bop. - It's so true. It's at least a fucking joke. - Like, just simplify it. Can I have YouTube and peacock, please? - I think that's like what you get, but only if you buy YouTube Premium, which is a new thing. - No, wait. - I just want to say, no, it's not a new thing. I just want to say, nobody has YouTube Premium. It's like not a popular thing. So this is how they're like-- - YouTube Premium costs $15.99 a month and provides ad for reviewing on YouTube. - I'm sorry, $15 a month to, like, skip ads on YouTube. - The ability to play videos in the background, download for offline viewing. We pay for YouTube Premium, do you remember? - What? - When chain-dawson and jeffrey star, of course. - That actually-- - That is true. - We did the lab. - We upgraded because we were going on a flight. - And so we wanted to download every episode 'cause we were so obsessed with it. - The level of embarrassment, I feel, for being so obsessed. And at least I wasn't alone. Like, it was millions of people. - Yes. - And like normal people, like, we're normal. We weren't even like big YouTube fans. We weren't makeup people. - I never heard of chain-dawson. And I think this was also my first foray into jeffrey. - The way I bought YouTube Premium, yes I did. - I bought makeup, I was like streaming every episode the second that I dropped, like, am I okay? We were so obsessed with it. - Why? - I don't know, I think it must have been really good. - It was. - Considering all of those factors and yet we were still obsessed. And you know, we're discerning women. - And for a really long time, like, they held the record for like most sales generated on a Shopify website in a 24-hour period. Like, it wasn't just us. - We are discerning women of taste. So they were obviously doing something. And I just want to say, like, I'm not embarrassed that we did that. - We are not. - It just shows range, right? - Yeah. - No, and it shows like, open-mindedness. - But it also shows that like, we, and maybe it's 'cause like, we were younger back then, but I really feel that like, I'm sort of above getting, like, swept up in things. And I see like, even Nicolandria. Like, I see people getting swept up. And it's like, I'm not, like, you can't convince me. But, you know what, I was convinced. There was a time. - But, like, that was the truth, right? Like, what was, you know, it was just like, so not us. - It was. - And that this ugly. - Like, man. - Man. - Man. - Was like, that was like the most popular collab makeup. - And it was like, yeah, man, we're makeup. - Like, it's not him. - No, no, no. - That it was exteriously. - Oh, yeah. - That it was him. - But, remember that scene when they were like, so they had all the colors. But like, they weren't in the palette yet. They had them in the plastic little tins. - And then, Jay, (laughs) - I was kidding. - Jeffrey was like arranging it so like how it would be in the palette, like the color story. I think that's what it was called back then. And Shane is watching him. And he's like, like, like watching Michelangelo pay the scissor, and he's like, wow, wow, like. It's like so dramatic. And he's just like moving on shadows in the square. - Oh my god. Like, that was such an amazing time to be alive. - It was. - We were having fun. - And I do feel certain that like, there was something there that was that had everyone, like, it was a combination. - It was a combination. - Including us. - Yeah, it was a combination of like of the time where like YouTube drama was really, really popular and makeup, collabs, like between huge companies and these influencers were like insanely popular. It was like very like King Kylie era almost with these crazy colors. So like, I get it. I get why we got caught up. Like, like me now, I could never know I know. I just just speaks to you know, maturity. - Yeah, it does, which there's a time and a place for the conspiracy palette. - Yeah, I held on to mine for a while too. - Collector's item. - Yeah. And let me tell you that big, like that shit was ugly. Like, first of all, not one color could I use. They were like sparkly greens. - No, the sparkly greens didn't make it. - Right, and then they made it a separate shade 'cause people were like so bad that they remade the palette and then they included it. And like that's, they sold even more palettes from people who had already bought the first palette because there was one new color. But then let me tell you, I thought about it. - The palette itself. - I thought about it to buy a green color that I've never worn in my life and I never will wear. - That's not Mark with 15 pounds. It was like a treasure chest with like a lock. - Oh, I didn't have that one. - The conspiracy. - I got the mini. - Just the black square. - I guess I didn't go crazy. - Yeah, and then I did become briefly obsessed with Jeffery Star Cosmetics. And I do think that the quality was there. Like, I think one of the best palettes like ever made was the orgy palette. - It was great except for the names of the colors. - Everything was like, come sucker. Like it was just insane and it's had big orgy on top. But it was like 30 of the prettiest neutrals. Like all from like beige to brown. Like things that I use. Like I don't use anything besides beige and brown in my eyes. And that was like that deserve the hype of the conspiracy palette. And it was just like embarrassing. My makeup artist car, yeah. - Like this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. - Yeah. - Can you buy it? - But let me to shop the conspiracy palette. And it was like, it was on Amazon. - It was on Amazon. - It was conspiracy themed. 'Cause like it was a palette collab with Shane Dawson, right? - And he does conspiracy. - Don't do that. - Don't do that. - Chuckie cheese recycles old pizzas. - Right. - Which like, do they? - I can't speak on that. - You've seen it though, right? - No. - So, oh yes, they like make pies with like slices from other pies. - Yeah, like if you bought a pie and you didn't eat all the slices, they'll take the slices that weren't eaten and put them in another pie. - Obviously, like it's not great, but there are people that do worse things in their restaurants. - No, that's really disgusting. - Oh, okay, yeah. - And it's like, - Then you see a picture of a Chuckie cheese pizza pie. And it does look like a bunch of-- - And it's not connected. - It's not connected. There's not harm-- - There's not like cheese bridges between slices. - Yeah, where like this cheese was broken from that cheese. - Yeah. - Let me look at a piece of here. Like, sorry, this is really dammit. - Maybe it was just like, that is. Maybe it was just like one location, you know? - Or maybe this like one picture. - Yeah. - That is so funny. - How did we start talking about this? - I don't know. I'll find any opportunity to bring it up. - Of course, what was the story? - Why we once paid for YouTube premiums. - Oh, oh, yeah, of course. All set to say that you want-- - Very normal tangent. - I would love to get free peacock, but not, I don't need YouTube premiums. - And how do you feel about ads? - If I'm paying for a subscription, there is no world in which there should be a subscription that has ads. If you're gonna get the free version, of course, yes, give me advertisements. If I'm paying, and there's literally one commercial, that's bullshit, that is fucking bullshit, but that's like a new thing now. A lot of these services have like multiple tiers, and some of the tiers are like, yeah, you could pay less, but you still got commercials. I'm sorry, commercials are insane. - Yeah, it's wrong. - Well, let's say freebie is free. - Right, but there's a lot of commercials, but that's fine. - Yeah, and that's why I like Blue Blosses. - See, I always buy. - I like to watch how Blue Blosses. - I always buy like the most expensive version of a subscription service. And that's why-- - Hey, big spenders. - That's why I cancel them in the off season. - Of course, of course. - 'Cause yes, when I'm not using peacock, I have the most expensive peacock. I think it's like $16 a month. So yeah, like cardboard, take that and your cardboard and smoke it. - Yeah, yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Which is our fourth story. - So little more updates in the page, Paul, influencer gate, I saw. And you know, we had posted a clip about this and people had a lot of strong responses. - Yes, it's very mixed in terms of what people are saying. And the story itself-- - I think it only proves like how normalized influencer hate has become. - Wow. - For real, and it's like, yeah, there are influencers who are awful, right? Like they fill me without your consent or they come and like ask small businesses for free stuff. Like of course, are we just making generalizations based on stereotypes of groups of people? - Yeah. - I don't do that to you. - Right, like, I thought we were not supposed to do that. I thought that's a bad thing to do. - Right, it's like the same way that like, I always see videos of like a cop like being really mean. Like, and they say like, oh, she sued and she got, does that mean all cops are bad? - No, like we're judging a group of people based on their jobs based on the work of like selecting individuals. Like, that's actually exactly what we were taught not to do. - Right. - It's called stereotyping. The store posted an in-feed first a picture of a sign and then said, our shop is a third generation antique business about to celebrate to a hundredth year doing business on the island next year. In our store, we promote art and our antiques and represent over 40 artisans of all nature and arts and crafts, yadda yadda yadda. No offense, but John, I guess that's the owner. Didn't even know who Paige Paul was 24 hours ago. He doesn't really do social media. I had to tell him. The no influencer sign isn't about her, I never was. - But her comment did not say-- - Assume.
- No, we assume it's about her. - We did, and I think that like she represents the culture. But she never said like, "I'm taking this person." She actually made a great statement on behalf of influencers worldwide. - Yes. - But so they're sort of focusing on like, "Look, she thinks it's about herself." She never said that. - This person said, "This is a cultural discussion." One to talk about openly and honestly in your own community and neighborhood. - Oh, okay. - Do you like people filming around you, talking on your streets into tiny microphones, recording themselves in your shop, recording you incidentally, walking past a ringlight as you quietly make your way to get a coffee at 8 a.m., recording next, you as you try to eat with friends, the list goes on and on. So it's really more of a statement on influencer culture and annoying influencers. - Of course. - Sure. - And Paige responded to this in a comment. She was in our comments. - I know. - Because someone was like, "It's annoying." You know, with people are filming and blah, blah, blah. - I'm asking for free stuff. Like, I agree. There are things that influencers do that are annoying. There are things that accountants do that are annoying. Like, stop trying to make me pay my tax bill. Like, I don't know why we're like focusing so heavily on what this particular industry does wrong. - Like. - So the person commented saying, "I feel like the no influencer sign means don't be in here making content." Like, come and be normal. Don't be an influencer in our store. I don't feel like it means if you're an influencer, they don't want you in it at all. - But that's what the sign says. - No, she said, they could have made a sign that said that, but they didn't. They could have made a sign that said, "No filming." - Right, no content. And if you wanted it to be snarky, share, like you could have made like a snark like, "No, they literally said no influence." Or, "I'm sorry, you're not gonna change your mind about this." - They're banning people, not behavior. Like, I don't feel comfortable going into that store. - I couldn't go. - I can't go and the things I would never start like filming and like being obstructive in the store. And I'm the first person to be like, don't get randoms in your content. Don't be, of course. - And I'm so shy about that. - There is like a code of ethics when you are a person who films in public. And yes, a lot of influencers do not follow that. And a lot of them also like, you know, their stick is like sort of slap sick public humiliation. So like, they thrive on being sort of nuisances in public. And yeah, that's all well. And we can have a conversation about that. But that's not what these people were doing. - No. - So like, now you wanna change your tune. Like, that's how are you doing? - Yeah. - So right, no film. - You were just straight up discriminating. - You were. - Yes, say no filming, no Instagram. - No content. - Right. - No ring lights. - Yeah, no ring lights. - I mean, like a ring is destructive. - Yeah, there are like annoying people. - Of course. - And you know what, they're not even like influencers. - Correct. - They're the wannabes. - It's so true. - Yeah, and then people like will have content. They'll have someone in the background to like zoom in on that person's reaction. Like, I don't like stuff like that. - I hate that. - I don't like. - People who film other people. It's actually like a big drama right now. I don't know if you saw the sky, like went over to this couple who was like making out in a park, like a public park. - I'm, I was filming them. It was kind of giving an astronomer. - I saw about it, but please. - They're like two high profile lawyers who I believe are having an affair. But it's like, it's kind of like their business, like having an affair, you know? - Yeah, and it's like with a astronomer, it was like, well, don't quote a concert together. So it was an unfortunate, like they didn't mean to, but like people go to concerts and it was like, you can't just like walk up to somebody and film them. Like I'm sorry, I'm actually with the adulterers on that one. - Yeah, no, they're like conducting their business. What, say, can't go to the park? Like, right, you know? - Right. - Are you ready for our next story, our fifth and final? - Oh, you know it's a choose your own adventure. - Okay. - Would you like to discuss LeBron further? - Kind of. - Or discuss Megan Markle on Top Chef Australia. - Shit. - We can do both. - No, 'cause we have to do to your toasters. Let's, we haven't talked about Megan in a while, so. - And I saw the clip of her. - I've ignored this story for so long 'cause I'm like, - Why, they're making it such a big deal. - I'm like, yeah, and it's like, I feel like, sometimes when we pick Megan's stories, people are like, you just want to hate on Megan, like you always pay her in a valley. So I'm like, okay, I'm-- - So I just want to pick Megan. - I just want to pick Megan like, because this isn't news. Like when anyone is a guest judge on anything, like that's not news. - Right, and I don't pick Megan. I pick Clark. Let's talk about Megan. 'Cause I saw the video, it went viral of her actual appearance and the people were freaking out, I'm rightfully so. Like it's insane. People are kind of freaking out about this. Yes, it's outsized news for a guest judging spot. - And it has gone to a point where I've actually sat down and thought about it. 'Cause I just kept passing by Megan's doing Megan and I'm not gonna get in her way. - Of course. - But then I was like, I don't know, for the 50th time I saw it, and I was like, Megan Markle is a guest host on top chef. - Master chef, Australia. - Why? - So I think, why I think it's interesting is because I feel like they're kind of making a sort of like obvious shift. They've sort of like exhausted the resources of America. And obviously they can't go to the UK. And Australia is like this huge other world that has a lot of popular culture, has a lot of media. And so like yeah, let's start like farming there. And I feel like she just did that event, remember? And it was in Australia. And now she's on Master chef. I feel like they're just gonna start like milking Australia next. They're taking over the world. One continent at a time. - I wouldn't say they're taking over the work 'cause they didn't take over America. - They almost did, like they almost, I just wanna say like the collective like, switch up on Megan and Harry should be studied because they almost had us, like by the balls. Like everyone was obsessed with them. Like yeah, everything they did, like yes, was in Queen, there's Megan. And literally all they took was with love Megan to make everyone's, that actually was the turning point. - And his book. - No, people still like ate up the book. Like there was like viral clips of the audiobook. - With love jam and confessions of a female founder was bad. - Yeah. - That's like, we've always been like a little bit critical. But also it's like, here's what the problem was more so this. It's like they came to us with this story. And everyone was like, oh my gosh, she has like prize beef, and private. And it's like with every move they made that was like antithetical to their mission statement. - It did, yeah. - It just chipped away at what they did more and more. So it wasn't just like one thing. But like even the documentary, it's like, wait, you're putting out a documentary about this story that like all you've had. - It's insanely private. - You're getting so personal. I'm like, okay, that's a lot. But like, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try. - And then it's the book. And then you go back and like, remember the Oprah thing. And it's like, wait, you guys are literally like, doing the opposite of what you said that you wanted. And it's just coming off so hypocritical and off the phoney. And then the more and more and the with love podcast, it's like, wait, you guys are actually like the thirstiest people alive when you said that like, you were wanted to be dehydrated. - They overplayed their hand because people in America were like giving them a lot of grace. It was like, yeah, they want privacy. But like, yes, give us the documentary. So imagine how much shit they had to do for people to like, finally like really turn on them. So they sort of exhausted all the options. And I think that they're headed west east. - It depends which way you wanna go. - Where you're flying from. They're headed to the outback. - They are. So, okay, I like that theory because first I was like, this is so nice. - The West. - Two public appearances were both in Australia. And not on the same trip, like. - But it's like, I couldn't even imagine her being on like MasterChef America as a guest judge. That's just like what like random former pop stars do. Like, it's just like very random. And it's like one thing that you do in the sea of millions of other little things that you do. So like, the fact that she doesn't do a lot of little things. - Yeah. - I'm like, why this? Okay, so say they're taking over Australia. Like, why start with a MasterChef? - Well, I think she liked the, maybe she learned. Like, that's what, with love Megan. Like, wouldn't have been such a flop if it was the first thing she did out of the Brexit gate, Mexico. I think that like the role of like Joanna Gaines homemaker is actually a good lane for her. She fucked it up in America. So maybe she's like starting fresh in Australia with that. You know, she's not trying to be like an author or an actress. She's just doing food. Food. (laughing) Yeah. And she can go to Australia and be built as like the lifestyle guru, food expert. - Yep. - Even though we know here, like it wasn't just edible flowers. - Yeah, and it wasn't expert. Okay, I also think based on the crown, so that's where I'm getting my information. Like, Australia really loved Diana. And they're sort of gonna go. - She definitely fancies herself a modern day, yeah. - And they're gonna go soak up something that goodwill. - Yeah, yeah, that's true. - There's goodwill there for them. - That's true. They're Australian people, like I believe are very friendly people. And I think they have a lot of love for the crown, but also like they understand the complexities of it. Yes, they love Diana. That's a good call too. Maybe she thinks that like she'll be well received there. - Yeah, because they're also just like running out of places. - Yeah. But there is a lot of like love to be had there for them. That's like lingering from Diana. - From Diana, like the whole Diana left in the outback. - Yeah. - That's beautiful. - Yes. So I don't know, I just like, I once I started to think about like what she did there. I was like, that's really crazy that that's what it was. - It is. - Like the woman who was really the most famous woman in the world at one point is like slumming it on this brand and putting it away. - And she still is one of the most famous women in the world. Because like, she's still famous whether or not she's liked or not, like she's massive deal. This random. - You think she would like have different standards. - Yeah, and it's just like, what's the, what's the plan here? - Oh, I don't think so. - You know what I mean? - Where's the manager with the brand's story? And how does this connect to the next move? You know, like, I just feel like it's just like, there's no plan. - No, no, they're flying by the seat of their hands. - And at this level, and just like I said, with her social media, like I don't think she has, and she doesn't have a social media agency or a team she does it herself. And like, where are the professionals? - There are a couple of people who do their social media as themselves and absolutely have to stop like, like lively being one of them. Have you ever like watched her Instagram stories? They're fucking crazy. It's a reshare of a story of a real from a post, like with the person, original person's caption, and then the reshairs caption, and then the caption, and then Blake's caption in like funky texts, and it's so long always, like she has some of the worst social media ever. And actually, when she's obviously clearly trying to like, come back from this and just like rebuild goodwill, and social media is a great place to do that. And she's really not doing herself any favors. It's awful. Her Blake Brown Beauty's going out of business. - Really? - I haven't heard that. - That's just what I heard. - Totally alleged, unconfirmed. - I like Blake Brown Beauty. - I don't, I didn't, I don't use it.
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Yeah, but like you've kind of let it go on too long that like it's just like you can make it about the kids Yeah, but they're getting older and like you don't want them always naked in the world like like if letting them think that like Oh, I get into like someone's house. I can get naked. Yeah And also like give him an amazing robe so that like you can sleep in the robe a silk one that feels just like like nothing Yeah, yeah, but then you will get the X senior man in a robe But a different sort of it. Yeah It's just proof like no matter how long you've been married like you're not everyone is susceptible to an egg. Yeah, what was last time you got an egg? That's a good question. Yeah, I know I should start like writing them down. It's not a lot It's not a lot. I told you guys like when Ben still stole the covers for me I got major egg like go to war get out of my bed and actually up in the other night where like He took them and like I took that we were both asleep actually I'm just remembering this now He like grabbed them for me and I grabbed them back. I'm like fuck off He grabbed them. I'm like, oh, you're disgusting. I feel like you like went to use a product of mine or something That'll do it No, get out of here. Get out. Scram. Yeah, she doesn't want you That sound of that girl. Yeah, yeah, get out of here All right, our third and final two toasters. You're just Jackson heard. I'm a girly and need of advice My husband recently lost his mom after a fast and brutal battle with cancer And there've been some really hard family conversations since then lately. I've overheard him talking to himself in the shower a few different times It's almost like he's in the middle of an argument or having a full conversation with someone I genuinely can't tell he's just processing everything that's happened or if it's something I should be more concerned about I don't want to embarrass him and bring it up Do I casually bring it up or do I leave it alone and it's his way of working out his grief? It's sincerely a toaster who does not want to overstep when did she pass? Did it say? Oh, sorry before you like throw away I'm done with the iPad in the garbage Recently, okay, I would say like he's working through some stuff. Yeah, I would allow him to do so and don't like listen because obviously It's like kind of weird to hear as an outsider. I would check in on him and say like how are you doing is everything okay? I and you could even mention like I've heard you sometimes like talking You know, do you want to talk about it? It's crazy because like talking to yourself like is Can be like very normal. It can also be like a sign of schizophrenia like But it's like I think a lot of people say like do it and it's like very healthy like I know you only talk to yourself in your brain Right, I'm always thinking to myself like who isn't so what's the difference between all of that and saying it? Of course like I but only like in pride triggered by a big trauma and the fact that he's doing it in the shower Which like for people some people saying like it's very good. Oh, you're making fun of me because I said I I try real clip which I was like I don't talk to myself, but like no, you're like I mean, I talk to myself, but like in my head, and I'm like yeah, that's called thinking Whatever it feels very conversational Of course like that's called having a brain like I just feel like I'm always in conversation in my brain You know, there's different sometimes I'm just thinking like a class and other times I'm like Other times I'm more here. I don't want to be mean, but like you're not special like that's what being humanist No, and the thing is I don't want to be special like I don't want that to be like Oh odd a tea. I don't want to be odd so true. Special is odd. Agreed Special is different. I just want to be like yeah, like why Stand out when you were born to fit in but it's like that new trend of like People who are sheep, where it's like in a world full of Botox and filler and cosmetic enhancements This is me and it's like the person in the crowd. Yeah, no in the crowd just like a sheep Yeah, not the one going against. I know it's like I can't always be this like Individual creative. I can't always be as someone who's a maverick. I don't also want to be just want to be like a Group thinker, you know, and that's why we ended up in the conspiracy theory palette. Honestly. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to say I want to be a group thing right just like I Regular girl. It's true. I'm glad to know that you guys are loyering with yourselves too. Yeah, we are like I am in court Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, and I think a lot of people do that in the shower so the fact that he's doing it in the shower like actually feels appropriate Oh, right back to you. Sorry. Sorry. I was making about a sorry dear toaster Um, I don't want to do anything like as she also said like things have been like contentious with family members They've been having like a lot of comfortable. He's like yeah, and you know what maybe he's slaying those arguments because of the work He's putting them in the shower. Yeah, and I would just check in like and I would say mention it like you know I've heard you talking yourself. I just want to make sure like everything's okay You're welcome to talk to me, but like process how you need to process. No judgment. No judge my own I think it's fine. I think it's fine too. Yeah, that's your toasters are weekly by segment and that's our show Thank you so much. We'll see you in the next one. I want to show you a little bit faster I'll show you in the next one. I'll see you in the next one. I love you. Love you. Bye
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