Why Nikko Ortiz Will Never Fly Again | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 235

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Let's go ahead and go back to the episode before Eli cries. Community! Community! Community! Oh, my God! We haven't been recording this whole time. No. We just did two hours. I know. I made a mistake. Just play it off like we haven't been recording the entire time. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Ooh. Ooh. What's that? Wait, I can't say it. Who's going to start it this time? Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTab, Nick the Fat Electrician, myself, Brandon Herrera, and Nico Ortiz. Hi. Our beautiful boys. What's up, bitches? What, Nick? You haven't been here like 100 episodes, fuckhead. I know. I've been here for a long time. We've been living in different places, but I live here now, so we're good. Multiple shot shows in between unsub appearances is unacceptable. I showed up. I just wasn't on camera. I supported still. You did. Yeah. It's been a long time, though. That's right. Look it in. It's been a long. Nico ain't a fan of the flying the planes. Uh-uh. I forgot about that. Nah, hell nah. Nico hates it. Nah, hell nah. Why do you think he drove his car here? Because I figured he needed his car. No. That, too. But yes. Yes. I was like, you know what? I'll just drive here. It's better. Left my other car here for like God knows how f***ing long, but yeah. No flying. No thanks. I'm good. I always forget that, and then I remember. I'm like, oh yeah, that's why he never visits. It's the death. I'm like, I'm good. I don't need to f***ing fly anywhere ever again anymore. I'll just stay at my house at this point, but now you guys are like a 30-minute drive away, so this is fantastic. And we made you fly anyways. We drove him to San Antonio Airport. I got an Uber picking you up helicopter-like. Fly crazy. Pretty much. Did helicopters walk with you? No. Isn't that weird? I love helicopters. I think it's so much better and funner. And more dangerous. Yeah. The thing that beats up air in order to stay floating. Dude. Okay. You know what the main thing probably is? I just don't want to fall out the sky for two minutes knowing I'm going to f***ing die. Ah! F***! Come on! Like, no. It's, oh shit, what the f***? Done. Like, that's it. That's nice. You're already giving the box a f***ing panic attack. I know. It's like, yo, this guy's really loud. This is why he hasn't been here in a while. But, yeah. If he was screaming the entire time, I'd be so annoyed. I'd be like, dude, we're going to die. Please. My last two minutes, I don't want to hear you screaming at the top of your f***ing I'd be like, then fix the f***ing plane, dude. Like, I'm going to make sure you were the first person on this plane to die. And people are like, oh, well, if you're that worried, you can, like, go and get, like, you know, skydiving license. And I'm like, that's great. But if you go through TSA with that thing, one, I'm going to look like a terrorist. Two, I can do that. But I don't know how to repack a chute. I don't want to repack a chute. And they can go through it. Hold on, wait. Nico walks in through TSA. Hold on, stop. Did f***ing D.B. Cooper give you advice? I was trying to do it. You took my f***ing joke. Who the f*** is telling you all of your nerve is just pack a parachute as you're carrying it on? Because then I won't be afraid to get on the plane, Nick. Well, I understand where you're coming from. I'm saying what psychopath gave you that advice? It was actually my idea, and then everyone agreed with me, okay? Did they agree with you before or after they found out that, like, even D.B. Cooper probably didn't survive jumping out of a f***ing commercial airliner with a parachute? At least I have an option. I just like during this plane wrecking, you're going to be like, okay, we'll just unbuckle. We'll walk to the back. It's going to be smooth sailing. We'll not violet turbulent smashed around. You're going to open that back door and be like, okay. And then you're going to hit the f***ing wing, die. Nothing to the engine. I jump out, hit the wing. My shoe just f***ing flaps up, and I'm like, oh, god damn it. Now you're just dragged out. You're caught on the wing. I'm just hitting the plane. Just flaps. The ironic part is that the plane would have been fine until his body hit the f***ing wing. They're like, oh, we regained stability. Oh, god. Oh, shit. No, my plan is, I was like, you know what? Maybe I'll buy, like, a nice little plane, and then I'll just have parachutes on it, and then, I won't give a s***. That's a good idea. No, they don't like my idea. Okay, I'm going to go f*** myself. It's a great idea, Dingo. It's a great idea. Thanks. I will pay money to try to see you bring a parachute in as your carry-on. Well, so I've thought about this. Is that allowed? Yes, it is. Yeah, you get a free cavity search with every f***ing one. Pretty much. The problem is that you can do that, but the TSA can open the chute, they can inspect it, and do all that. And I was like, well, if you hate me, and you want to f***ing kill me, and you, like, take little scissors and do whatever to me, like, I don't want to repack it in the airport either. I don't even know if I could. That would be f***ing hilarious. What did you do to the TSA? Pay no attention to the man repacking his parachute in the middle of the f***ing terminal. Seriously. Now, imagine, oh, something worse. Imagine he's repacking the chute, and you realize he's in your, on your flight. That's how you get rid of the terrorists on the flight. They're like, oh, he's got this one. I'll pick a different one. I'd just be terrified. I'd be terrified seeing you. You're on the phone, getting mad, trying to repack this, and as an outsider that doesn't know you, they're just like, he's f***ing all over the place. This guy's yelling, and then quiet and smiling, and then doing a weird laugh, and then a happy laugh. What? It's the Uno reverse card. An Arab guy sees a white dude on his flight, and changes flights. Oh, hell no. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But yeah, no. I'm good on the flight. He's on to us. Avoid at all costs. What's up? He's on to us. Well, he has it. Oh, God. Yeah. No, I don't enjoy flying. It's just not for me. I tend to care less and less for flying every single time I fly, and the end result is just, I end up getting just disgustingly bad turbulence on every flight I end up due taking, and I'm like, everything I've been through in my entire life, I refuse to go due to a plane going down, of all things. If I was going to war on a plane, and the shit went down. like whatever I'm doing something with purpose but like I wanna go on podcasts It's going to be so fun. I'm going to get. No, it's going to really piss me off. We're not going to have cool deaths like plane crashes. I already know. Like, we do some pretty cool shit. Karma, the way, whatever. The balance of the universe. We're going to go out doing something fucking dumb and not cool. I'm good with that. Slipping on an ice cube. Car wreck. Sober. Sober car wreck. Sober car wreck. I love how that makes it less cool. Tell me it doesn't. Nico, what is your least favorite thing about flying? Other than just the crashing. I'm sober. Think about it. You're in a metal tin can, tens of thousands of feet in the sky, zero control, and you don't know the pilots. At least in the military, when you, like, do half of these things, you chit chat. They're your brothers in arms, and you, like, trust them. And I'm like, you know what? Fuck it, dude. If this bitch goes down, like, we're doing it together. I don't know any of these fucking people. I had to pay for this fucking seat. I don't like it. The DEI hires at Delta Air. The airlines are not going to be the thing that takes me out. No, I just, it makes me uncomfortable. I just, I hate it. And then, like, I always end up getting nasty turbulence, and I'm like, oh, fuck! Like, every time. And I'm, like, just staring out the window, and I'm like, please. When you say turbulence, do you mean, like, nausea? I'm talking about my ass cheeks are literally coming off of this seat slightly and going back down. I'm basically, like, riding the plane at this point. So, yeah. Yeah. Like, a little, foo, foo, foo. But it's devastating. Those big ones are like, woom, woom. Yes. Every single time I fly. And it was like, it fucks with my head, because every single time I get on a plane, they're like, hey, guys, this is the pilot. Flight attendants, please take your seat. We are not going to be doing, I paid for first class, so I can get drunk and, like, kind of forget. We are not going to be doing drink a bottle service, because it's going to get very bumpy. But once we get past this very bad spot, we will start the drink service. I'm like, totally defeats the purpose of the whole thing. Wrong order there, pal. Yeah, wrong order, dude. But luckily, now I just get shit-faced before I get on the plane. There you go. Still doesn't help that much. I'm just thinking of you doing the Nico scream directly to my right. I'm like, Nico, for fuck's sake, we haven't taken off yet. Nico, they're asking us to buckle up. Please chill the fuck out. That's what I was saying. The next time you guys fly somewhere, I'll go, and you guys can see what it's like flying with Nico. It'll be great. I'm just nervous. I'm going to be extremely so tense. I'm just going to be mad the whole time and frustrated. Did you just see a Burger King hat coming out? It's like, no, no, no. Nico, no. I know the easy way off this flight. Yeah, I'm going to be a problem. Take it off. Turn back around. He's already got a second one on. What's going on? Removing hats. We don't know where they're coming from. We're getting kicked off this fucking plane. I bought a 10-pack of Burger King crowns for the Unsub Live Tour last time, and I fucking forgot to bring them. What a fucking insult to Burger King. They would have gave it to you for free if you ordered food. You're like, I don't want your food. I'll just pay for them. I don't. But it was before they started rolling it back out again. I just went on eBay and bought a 10-pack. Of course you did. It was like $15, whatever. Loves them 10-packs. It's so good. Just a dangerous game. Listen, my goals are beyond your understanding. What's funny is the people that sell that on eBay have to know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like Halloween, they probably make a fucking killing. Man, Hall Hitler, 69, 69. Five stars. The Halloween costume, it's just the white shirt, the Burger King crown, and the teardrop tattoo. 50,000 orders, five stars. What? They're all very positive. Yeah. Love my hat. Very durable. Take it on every flight with me. I love it. Instant reply. Shipped instantly. Very nice card on the inside. You can feel the hate when you take it out of the box. Oh, God. And it's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's like just a one-star review. Like, didn't get my order. Seller, very rude. Noel Silverstein. I like that. Oh, yeah. Nick doesn't like talking about, I remember from the one last time. And I was like, oh, because they're black. What? That is probably one of my favorite episodes. They spent 45 minutes trying to paint me as a racist. It was miserable. Just wait till somebody. I forgot about that. I was like, oh, because they're black. Somebody spent $13 million. I've heard Eli laugh, I think, ever. And it just makes me feel so. Somebody spent $13 million trying to paint me as a racist. So, you know, it works out. I think we were like, we had already filmed one or two podcasts that day, got drunk during the podcast, went to the bar for two hours, and then came back. And for some reason, I was like, we're recording again. Yeah. That was one. It's like, we're doing another podcast. Like, we were drunk as shit over there. I think it's like, okay, let's go. Did that podcast ever come out? Yes. Oh, it did. It's aggressive. Oh, man. It was just the three of us. I remember the one we filmed, Shithouse, the other, like, a couple months back that there's no way that podcast has seen the light of day. Do we still have that footage? Oh, yeah. I just want the snippet of the 40s are here. That's all I want. I want to make that my ringtone. We had to scrub through it. Was Rich there, too? Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. That tracks, actually. We door dashed 40s. It was me, you, Eli, Rich, and Connor. Yep. That was the other one. God. I spent 45 minutes trying to tell a story. 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Quite the big move. Congratulations. I just been. Thanks. It's great to be here. It's so much fun. Much better than like LA and Las Vegas, like by far. And just the people in general aren't complete pieces of shit. So, you know, that's really nice as well. But yeah, I think it's funny because me and Eli were talking one day and you guys are always also welcoming and stuff like, oh, we love seeing you, man. You got to come out here. And I'm like, fuck that bitch. I'm getting on a plane. And then Eli was like, yeah, dude, we miss you. And I was like, well, my lease is coming up. You moved to avoid a plane flight. Yeah. Dedication. I'm like, they always want me to fucking hang out. I'm touched. Pretty much. And then I was like, you know what? It'd be so funny if like I just buy a house out there and then not tell anybody until I move out there. When me and you were talking, I literally hadn't told anybody, but randomly me and you were talking previously and you were like, I was like, hey, what's new, dude? We're catching up, blah, blah, blah. And like three hours later, I just moved out here like a weekend. And then Eli's like, oh, come to dinner. And then he obviously told you and you text me like three hours later. You're like, you moved to San Antonio? I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Because I think it's funny for some reason. So, yeah. Now I have a house out here. You had a flight here. I just love how your brain works for like, I miss my boys. I don't like plans. We're moving. All of this. We're moving. Solution. All of this just to avoid a return flight. Yeah, absolutely not. There was no way. So now I have a house out here and it's just a nice, safe 30 minute drive in a car. His response when I was like, oh, we can invite Nico. He's like, oh. Is he in town? I was like, he moved here. What? What? And then he texts you. So like, short answer, yes. But yeah, he literally just, I think at that point, moved here like the day of or. It was like, I was only like seven, seven days in because I was like, I couldn't even come and hang out just because I was like, I'm still unpacking boxes and shit. So I'm not going to be able to make it. But yeah. And then here we are. Hanging out like boys. The four best friends that anyone can have. Yeah. Just in time for us to move. Range day to Las Vegas. I know. That's actually very funny, bro. I was so fucking mad. Literally, it wasn't until like last week, officially, I was like, okay, I guess I'll go to the range day. Because I literally was like, I'm not fucking going. I'm not getting on a plane. I just literally came here and I drove here, by the way. And so I'm like, you know what? I forget who convinced me like two days ago. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. Like, I'll go to range day, I guess. We'd love to have you. Thanks. Thanks, guys. So fucking fun. You go, come on. They're like, let's just do it because we know Nico's going to move out here. But let's get this little bitch boy on a plane and watch him freak out. We'll charter it private, which is statistically way more likely to crash. But it's more fun. That is true. I've never flown private. Nico wakes up in a Spirit airline. Yeah. We said we were flying private. I just drive out there and I'll meet you guys. That Spirit Airlines is going under, I think. Right? They just announced they're closing up. Oh, no. Are they? Are they? I thought Spirit Airlines was actually doing kind of good. No, I don't think so. I don't think they've ever done good. I mean, no one ever thinks they're doing good, but I'm like, I don't know. My parents always fly Spirit, and I'm like, okay. We'll go do that. I hope I still have parents later. Dude. It was one of the- Those are the ones I'm like, nah, of all the airplanes. Oh, yeah. Bankruptcy. Yeah. Okay. I was wrong. They said they canceled service at four California airports and canceled 11 routes. Okay. Maybe they're not going under yet, but they're about to go into bankruptcy. Restructuring process. The restructuring. Weird. Neat. They get a lot. I mean, they have a lot of media attention all the time, which shows you. Very good. No, exactly. I feel like you would know this. Why did we- What was the plane that could travel like super fucking fast? It was a commercial, the Concorde. Concorde, yeah. They ran it for like a couple years, and then they quit. Why did they stop with that? I don't know. I don't know if it was like a FAA, like a regulation thing, where there was like a- They capped commercial flight speeds or something like that. I thought it was an efficiency thing, because like it costs like a pretty penny. You could get from like West Coast to East Coast, and obviously all business people were paying it, but like the fuel efficiency, and this is when like all these planes started transitioning, I thought, to smaller aircraft, and they're like, it just makes more sense to have these people pay for more flights and do more like stops. So the Concorde was retired in 2003 due to a combination of high operating costs, a sharp decline in passenger numbers, after a fatal- 2000 crash, and restrictions on supersonic flights over land. So it was, yeah, okay, so there was a- A composition of all land? There was a- Oh, yeah, dude, the supersonic's stupid. I disagree. I like- I want that. It's that high? Are you gonna hear that shit, really? You'll hear like- No. No, I'm not gonna hear it. It's just like, why not get there faster? I like it. No, like, I want that. Oh, I thought you were saying you didn't like it. No, I don't like that. No, let's do it. Speed. I love speed. We'll do- For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you. Isn't the nose shit? Like once you're in the air, it goes like. And like straightens out the whole head of the aircraft. And then before you land it, like fucking. Dude, that would fuck me up. Yeah, when it takes off, it's like downwards. And then when it's in the air, it's like. It consumed five to seven times more fuel than subsonic aircraft. I don't care. Oh, trust me. Because the speed and how fast did it get from New York to L.A.? That's what I was trying to figure out, Concorde. Wait, New York to L.A.? LA to New York. Three hours. It was fast. Especially compared to, what is this, six hours for a regular one? Traveling at Mach 204, 1,354 miles an hour. Holy shit. Yeah, you're looking at sub-three hour flight from coast to coast. That's pretty hot. It'd be awesome. Dude, that was, no. It's tweaking me out, just thinking about, you're just flying super fast and shit just starts slowly flying off the fucking. You'll hit the ground faster, though. That was your whole. No, you're going. You're going like this, Nick. You're not hitting the ground faster. You're not. It's gonna bleh. My skin's probably gonna fly off of my body before I hit the ground. Hey, the flight's shorter. No. Okay, so, oh god. The Concorde typically took five hours, and this is just, you know, Google results so who knows, five hours and 45 minutes to fly from Los Angeles to London. Yeah. That's sick. What do you think the flight's like, though? Do you think it's like smooth or just like crazy? I bet you don't feel shit. It's like the bullet train. Bullet train. You're just walking around. It is very chill. You're just like, oh, shit. And then you look out the window and you're like, holy shit. Holy shit. What's LHR? Maybe they're gonna bring it back since they're rolling back all the EPA shit with cars. Dude, that would be rad. LHR? Yeah. To JFK is three hours compared to 7.57 and six. Those flight times are wildly different. Did you see the EPA shit? Oh, which one? The rolling back like a bunch of EPA and CAFE standards and all the bullshit. And Toyota came out and announced their new Supra's gonna have a V8. Nice. Ooh, I did see that. Oh, I thought it was like something. Is it a V8 or like a V12 they were talking about? Like something insane. They said it was gonna be a five liter V8 in the Supra. I mean, the Supra's tiny. That should go. They're gonna be stupid. I'm excited. V8s are back on the menu. A lot of supercars are gonna. Supercars in general, like, the high is dying. Thank God. Like, all these supercars, like, the Tesla's gonna fuck every supercar in the ass. Especially the new Roadsters. New Roadsters fast. Yeah, like, the supercars are what? They're just expensive but they're not as fast. I think it's a lot of it's aesthetic, though. Yeah, even that's getting matched. Like, I love all of the stats of the Roadster and I might buy one depending on when they come out and how much they actually go for. But I just, it doesn't look like. It's like hypercar stats but it looks like a Model S. That's always the hard part. It's, you want that refinement. I want a Lamborghini because of a Lamborghini. I want a McLaren F1 because of a McLaren F1. Plus the engine sound. I hate, I love how fast electric cars are. I hate, despise them racing. Anything. It's just, you just hear the rubber. Get over it, Eli! Just say it. It's the perception of women. It's the whole issue with it. It's like trying to explain to a woman that the power of a car is the power of a car. The power lifter with the beer guts actually stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger. They're never going to believe you and that's all that matters. Doesn't matter what's on the stat sheet. Just, what impresses you? Okay, we're going to go with that. I'll spend four times the money. I feel like supercars are like, that's another thing where it's like watches and anything else, which shouts out to watch guy. You're impressing other men. You're gay. Yeah. Something like that. That's the reason I got my watch. So dudes would ask me questions. That's the reason why I got my supercar. Oh, a hundred percent. It's like, and it's true. Guys will walk up to you before women will. If you have a nice car, girls aren't like, oh my God, it's dudes. Like, no, there's a, there's a, there's like a bell curve where it's like impressing everybody, impressing everybody, impressing everybody. Women stop being impressed. Only dudes keep being impressed with watches. It's like women are impressed up until Rolex. Try to explain to them when A and P is or any, like anything that's not going anywhere. They don't give a shit. It's not a Rolex. It's like the only brands they know. Yeah. Unless you're like into it, into it. Right. It's like Lamborghini, Ferrari. What the fuck is a McLaren? Like the knowledge is kept. I just watched you like take poison damage on that one. Tell me I'm wrong. I just watched like a tear went down and he sucked it back up. I'm watching like Eli's heads up display. Like read that negative honor. He's like, what the fuck did you just say? Sav, you're laughing a little too hard. Sav, did you know what a McLaren was before he got one? Yes. Only just my dad though. So it's still, it's still, it's still on guy base. Hey, they made a new one too. Only five. I told Brandon today. Yeah. I was like, Hey, if one of those five got offered to unsub to buy as a whole, and it's three to $5 million, we were spending three to $5 million. The new one. What is it? The W one or whatever the fuck? So Gordon Murray makes his own. He made the F one then stepped away and then very rarely designs cars. He just redesigned that F one LM is the S one. And it is, there's only five being made and there may be three to 5 million. He hasn't set a price. And that car is going to be worth in a decade, like 40, $50 million instant. Like mark my words in two decades, that will be a $50 million car all day long. On some historians, you better get your pens. But what about the speed tail that lost all of its, the value he didn't work on that. Oh, okay. We're talking about the designer here, retaining the value of the car. That's why the, out of those 100, well, there's like 82 F ones left there. The last one sold for like $32 million and that was $800,000 when it came out. And they're just getting, they just keep going up. Yeah. Got go buy a supercar guys. Well, you know, that was, that was kind of like part of growing up for me. It's like, since I was a kid, I always wanted a Lamborghini Aventador. That was like my car. I'm like, when I make it, I'm going to buy a Lamborghini. Lamborghini. Aventador. And it's like, weirdly, like it's the growing up thing where you, you realize like, okay, now that I can afford one, I would rather spend that. It's like a few hundred thousand, what? Three, four, $500,000. 300 back. Like you're always changing. The car market's a little fucked right now. Yeah. That's the hard part right now. It's super 500 grand, three to 500 easy. I would rather have that and like either invest in more businesses or, or buy some land or hire more employees or buy a CNC machine. Or like, there's so many things that that money could do that would matter more in my life than, a car that I'll drive once a week. - Cut to Brandon driving a CNC down the road. yeah it's like i can have all of it realistically guys i was just pitching out some good advice i'm not youtube money ain't that good it's it's decent but it's not that good it's hard like supercars watch even watches looking at the prices it's like ah but they're really cool and then it is an heirloom you can pass down to your kiddo especially if there's like precious metals and stuff like that like it makes a little more sense than just i i didn't even have a nice watch either until like a year and a half ago yeah i was i was rocking a 90 dollar invicta like tells time same and then you start learning it and then really he went as autistic as me and it's rare when i'm like ah he's just as invested into we don't talk about things my wife don't know about dude you put on a swimming cap and dove down that i was like oh he's sending me pictures i gotta find the best one okay i found the best one so the rest apple watch get fucked speaking of which what do you want to know uh this is the one this is the same one this is the the grand seiko it is spot on timer like oh that's right yeah you were telling me about that one thing is it's been two months i've had it and it's not a second off yet which is impressive for a mechanical watch same with my phone wild this is true this is true he's like shut the fuck up it's like come on now come on brandon do you need not one more time you got this brandon can you brandon do you almost there bud brandon where do you store your firearms all over my house in every fucking crevice well do i have the product for you nick show him here hand it to me brandon so i can show you brandon this is stop box stop box we love box you're selling me what's in the box you have to open it and find out all right well let's see if i can do this oh wow look at that oh it didn't stop you can i hide my goop in that you can hide your goop in that cody cody do you know why i love this thing why why god why because you don't have to use keys gun not included cody you've got multiple cats in your house including squirt who's quite the scrapper would you want squirt to have access to your firearms no he's violent well then stop box is the perfect product for you no cats getting inside that or people without thumbs the nice part is it is actually tsa compliant i didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago that is actually really cool just put a little lock through there exactly when you check in a pistol or any gun if there's a hole that a lot can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in you have to put a lock through that this has one hole so you just need one lock easily accessible once you land on the ground i know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy but this is uh definitely an exception to the rule never worry about you're not going to get a one hole kind of guy but this is uh definitely an exception to the rule never worry about tariffs because everything is sourced right here in the usa wait what are tariffs like i'm pretty sure i shot a few of them for a limited time only get 10 off your entire order if you use code unsubscribe checkout and right now if you buy one stop box you're gonna get another stop box free so that's 10 off plus buy one get one free when you use code unsub at checkout that's stopboxusa.com discover a better way to balance security and readiness with stopbox stopboxusa.com Use code unsubscribe. nico what are you working on next now that you're surrounded by all the creators again well you can do anything yeah but i mean like i said like maybe like a year or two ago i was like okay once i went to vegas i was like i think i'm just kind of like not done making content but i could kind of like care less what i do at this point because i'm living pretty good i don't there's nothing else i really need to do or care to really achieve in my life um but i get bored fast and easy uh and then now then it got deeper into me investing and doing all these things and then now trying to get into acquisitions purchasing other companies and stuff like that and then it's just hey i'm liquid enough do you need money and i'll take like 10 equity in that just so i have the ability to like also participate in decisions of companies because i love scaling companies and i'd rather take a lower cut on equity um than actually taking like high just on revenue share so yeah just investing and stuff like that but then now now they're not here vlogging live streaming and just kind of doing all that stuff again any companies you're working with you want to like no okay i am very quiet about it might be a good shout out opportunity but i feel like nico's super into crypto or something i do have a pretty vast crypto portfolio yeah god every woman in the room is now drier than the sahara yeah yeah yeah pretty much that's how it works and i'm like i'm not even gonna explain shit it's just the crypto bros have you seen the uh it's it's just a screenshot of a message thread where it's a girlfriend breaking up with her boyfriend and she's like john we need to see other people all your friends are advancing their careers and achieving things and blah blah and all you do is blow all your money on this stupid bitcoin shit and then it was like how much my 117 bitcoin is actually worth it showed it showed the date and then it was like seven years later and and it's just hey john how have you been yeah yeah it's just like okay and a lot of people don't understand it in general so i'm like okay that's fine but i've in crypto for a while i actually just applied like two days ago um because gemini is working with mastercard and they just came up with uh utilizing bitcoin and xrp four percent back for purchases and that's in like a crypto portfolio and so basically i'm like i'm kind of over the amex lifestyle i've had my platinum cards i've had my gold cards i've had my blue my green cash cards. I have all these things to utilize different ways of investing my money and getting cash back and then, you know, spending all that around. But Amex is just like losing so much of its value. People don't want to work with them anymore. So now I think a big pull that I'm going to start doing is utilizing my new Gemini card just to get 4% cash back because it's 4% on quite literally everything that you're purchasing with. So I'm like, okay. And then with the new passes and policies of like the crypto, like cash reserve and stuff like that, i'm like okay this isn't going anywhere sorry oh quick little spiel so i'm super excited to get that right now didn't didn't they announce that like the u.s government's gonna have a reserve of i think bitcoin solana and eth i'm not surprised solana i've never heard of that one yeah soul eth bitcoin xrp um man uh no doge no god damn it something tells me that there might have been a rift there yeah no but the i'm really you know it sucks to say now because everyone's really banking on xrp but i've been investing in xrp since i was like at sub 50 cents and i'm a xrp i'm a big whale on that but now that everybody's talking about it makes me nervous and i'm like oh like is this going to like tank because you're starting to see when you start seeing like celebrities and stuff talk about crypto it's kind of like a big red flag in that world but when the white house is talking about it too and then that entire cash reserve stuff comes out it's like okay maybe this can work but i'm like okay and if it fails it who cares that's what investing is set it on fire and hopefully it turns into a phoenix if not have fun with the ashes dude I love trying to explain Bitcoin to old people. It's one of my passions in life. You're trying to give them a heart attack. I know. I just sit there and watch their brain short circuit. They're like, yeah, but it's just numbers on a screen. I go, yes. And the cash in your pocket is just green paper. It literally, the exact same. Yeah, but it's money. I go, what the fuck is that? Are you telling me that older people have a hard time understanding concepts like that? Yes. Do you know the average age of the person who regulates Bitcoin? It's 70. Yeah, that seems like a problem. The people that are legislating crypto are beyond the age where they are capable of understanding it. My video on Klarna comes out. That's horrifying. Wait, what? Video on what? Buy now, pay later, Klarna. Oh, that's the pizza thing you were talking about? Yeah. And that's you. So you did a deep dive on this, right? The buy now, pay later shit is like, it's fine if you're doing it for like an oven or whatever. but Klarna signed an exclusive deal with DoorDash. So now you can do pay in four or pay off in 30 days for a zero interest-free loan on your DoorDash order. Do not do that. Here's the crazy part. Klarna makes its money by processing fees and interest. Credit cards make their money by processing fees and interest, but they're not regulated as credit cards or lines of credit because it's not revolving credit. So when they write you up for any amount of money they give you, that is an individual small loan every time. So if you fucking buy 90 things on DoorDash in a year using Klarna, you've opened up 90 lines of credit. That's fucking insane. Not good. Look this month. They, they just started reporting all of this. So previously they weren't reporting. reporting it to, um, your credit score rating bureaus. The only time it would affect your credit was if you didn't pay them back, they would sell the debt off to a collector. The collector would report it and it would negatively impact your credit. Well, people are getting pissed because it can't improve your credit. Okay. So now we have to start. Now we have to start reporting it every time. Okay. So now they're reporting every time you buy a fucking burrito and if you pay it off, it can improve your credit. But also when you're go to buy a house or a car or anybody runs your credit and oh you've opened up 300 lines of credit this year that's insane for 17 a piece yeah that's not looking good just a little bit of sage wisdom if you need to take out a loan to buy 25 worth of chick-fil-a you don't need to be door dashing starve starve instead this is the funny part i was talking shit about it because i i love to tweet about shit before i make the video to find out the shitty talking points for the keyboard warrior bit somebody got on there and commented oh rich youtuber doesn't understand the struggles of the rest of the 99 of us door dash is a necessity for some people okay no we're fine we're fine go ahead yeah how how is it a necessity uh he argued because some people are disabled so they can't go get their own food nick it seems that the government have something you in place for that right meals on wheels most grocery stores have free delivery services hgb does like crazy wow so crazy i don't know i don't know how disabled people got their food before door dash they didn't know they starved that's why door dashes well and then and then that company though didn't something come out about with the whole loan process that people actually weren't like they hit like a huge dip in revenue because people quite literally weren't paying back the loan q1 for 2025 clarna is 99 million dollars in the red because you're never gonna believe this the people that financed burritos aren't paying off the loans shocking oh my goodness clarna is gonna ipo they're trying to get 15 billion dollars so all we need to do now is for clarna to sell off the debt and bundle it as an investment to get more investment coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long-distance love for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you investment money into it and then when the subprime burrito bubble bursts we can crash the economy just like we did in 2008 it's gonna be perfect yay do you think they could win though except for a way dumber reason dude the worst fucking reason i say that the video i was like at least when the housing market crashed the bank could foreclose on the house and have something to sell and get some of their money out of now you're out here trying to repo a turn the bank shows up spread your asshole it looks bad on your credit also if you keep applying for lines of credit you're supposed to do i think it's like don't quote five seven max a year yeah like you want to restrict how much for my video for my video there's a bunch of like uh bank people like mortgage lenders and shit that we're getting on tiktok being like please don't use clarna if you're in the process of buying a house because you can't open new lines of credit and this is a line of credit and it can literally deadline your entire mortgage process trying to get your first home three to six months like minimum i used to do real estate and we would that we would come into that quite a bit where you would have uh somebody who celebrates like i just bought my first house this is awesome i went out and bought a boat it's right outside and you just like the closing attorneys everybody just stopped like you you did what yeah it's right outside did you pay cash for it oh no no they gave me a great rate all right guys i think we're done here today um fuck credit is the one thing it can be terrifying because you can fuck that real fast but it takes a little bit of time to rebuild the other way these places fuck you is because every the way they have to write it to avoid credit card regulations is because every fucking burrito every pizza every grocery order that you use buy now pay later on is its own individual loan in order to keep up with that to like make it appear to skirt that credit card regulation they have to charge all of those individually so if you have 90 buy now pay laters it's not you're getting one statement at the end of the month you owe clarna 800 it's no we're gonna charge your account you bought a burrito on tuesday we're charging you the next six tuesdays in a row then you bought a pizza on wednesday we're charging you the next six wednesdays in a row so you're getting 50 different payments taken out your bank account's taking poison damage yeah yeah pretty much dude how again i just don't see who the fuck actually thinks that's a good idea well a lot of people i know the other side too it's the this the lack of sustainable business model the stat i found was um doordash obviously won't release the information neither will clarna but um it was like consumer or something rather did a study and 38 i think 38 or 33 percent of people that frequently use doordash were likely or very likely to use buy now pay later services yeah a third i don't understand what's causing that though because i've like heard of that statistic but i'm like what position did you put your yourself in one to where you're there and need that and two to where you continue to pull out these loans just for this food bro go eat fucking peanut butter jelly sandwiches man you're thinking too deep it is it's you're too deep so like when they did a bunch of um like marketing studies in the 80s and 90s on this and whenever you spend it's like over 80 it activates the same part of your brain that um recognizes pain so like the lower your total amount is when you hit by doesn't matter what the circumstances are the better you feel about it so like dumb people financially illiterate people like it's not that they don't have the 17 in their account it's that it just feels better to only spend four dollars at checkout you're still spending the same amount if not more yeah and correct so what's the interest like on this it's like 36 percent or something what are you serious it might be 26 it's like the upper end of credit yeah right it's still like you're looking at i guarantee minimum 20 percent and everyone's going into it thinking really quick it is you're thinking okay i have this much information on this this is why i went into that a lot of people don't even have that it's oh i can get a loan now oh that helps my credit that's what i've heard that's as deep as that goes so then look i can buy that and i can buy a whole bunch and i'll just pay it off when i pay it off because i'm helping my credit or i don't care i'll just never pay it back what's the worst they're gonna they're gonna ruin my credit i don't give a shit so there's your two different negative sides of that coin you shouldn't be worried about ruining your credit unless you're like stupid then your credit doesn't matter but if enough people start using this it's gonna fuck everybody though because a credit card charges between one and three percent for a processing fee that's what they charge the retailer buy now pay later's charge like six percent so they charge double of what a credit card charges and the only reason retailers agree to it is because there's hard data that shows people are like it's like 30 percent more likely to actually do the purchase because the price is lower at checkout so they feel like they can make the payment so they're more likely to purchase and they're like it's like 17 percent more likely to spend more money so the to the retailers they're getting more sales at a higher dollar volume so they're all about it so they're willing to pay the difference but if enough people start using it the retailers are like well half these people are having us pay six percent transaction fee we're just going to raise the price then they just raise the prices on everything to accommodate their loss on that end and then everybody they're winning but it just helps with inflation don't get got don't get got oh lord that's why it's it makes me sad i'm like god i wish you guys weren't all retarded but but the reason the reason i went down this rabbit hole was because you brought up the people regulating bitcoin it's the same problem with this is it's like oh you know who's probably not using doordash a whole lot to like see that this is an issue 70 year olds in congress that would obviously if they looked at it and thought about it for half a second would be like wait a minute that's a credit card what the fuck is this all they see is a charge that shows up that they make their staffers go do for them yep oh oh that means i got food i hate everything hey uh brandon do you have cash app brandon i asked you a question no eli what's that do you have cash app brandon how did you do that brandon anything's possible when you use cash app uh okay moving money should be easy brandon that's why there's cash app wow this is really easy to use i have it now don't hit me again catch up as fast safe and way more personalized than the other apps out there no extra hoops 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no catch just download cash app and use our code unsub10 send five dollars to a friend within 14 days and you'll get 10 bucks dropped right into your account that's money that's cash app what's no different than uh with a tiktok trend where pull out that money it was a chase or whoever had that you could pull out five grand and oh yeah and it was called banking fraud which yeah it was illegal people were surprised when they got hit what now says i owe them five grand dog you used your credit card or debit card to pull out five thousand dollars linked to all your information it was more than that dude they were going up to i think it was like 30k to 50k that they could like withdraw and then they just started seeing it fucking like that debt owed and they started actually aggressively pursuing everybody and i was like well good for them because you you're doing like illegal shit that's literally theft yes and they would record it was an entire trend which is the weird part the thought process of somebody that's just like oh yeah this is their mistake obviously this will be fine for me if enough people break the law nobody's breaking the law the only get all of us in trouble the only opportunity yeah the only opportunity i saw from that was i was like bro if you were gonna take all that money and like invest it very briefly and then like withdraw where there's like a way of like avoiding the capital gains tax sure you win but nobody did that shit they went to go buy new shoes and a new tv yeah dude oh god bad so bad i didn't realize they started doing the um stores they won't admit to it yet but individual price changes when you get to the front at checkout yeah dollar general got a shit ton of trouble for that yeah i didn't even know that was a thing and now they'll do the digital display and by the time you walk up because of uh rfi tags and scanners it can change the price to there so they can change the price to it based off of the individual coming to the fuck so what do you mean the individual let's say i walk up with a gtx the brand new graphics card like this top of the line was the new ones like 590s we i have a 590 brandon has a 590 or you have a 590 whoever has the most money they will actually lower the cost in order to win that individual's business for long term versus the individual that might be struggling it's a one-time purchase we can charge a bit more for this person interesting you'd think it would be back it would be the other way yeah they want they want customer lifetime they want customer lifetime value because that's hey how much will this individual spend over his lifetime if this dude's lower like thirty dollars versus steve is five hundred dollars just charge other guy just a bit more this time no and most of the time no one's going to know it's happening but dollar general just got hit yeah they i i don't know if i don't know if the government stepped in and did anything but like they were talking about getting them in trouble because there was a ton of like even with just like groceries and stuff it was like it says 299 on the shelf but it rings up as 499 so all these people were coming forward being like they charged me 50 more dollars than what their shelf price said it was because it rings up different and like the average person doesn't check you know what i mean like i've never fucking rang something i've been like that's not the right price i know some people all your groceries yeah yeah and that's why they're doing digital prices now like best buy and stuff your price is a fixed paper price versus that's why when you go to best buy it's a digital lcd screen now or they use those barcodes so when you go up it's like it was this much stocks yeah by the time you're the register you're running up front you're like what is it dude think about this what if they like you know the the cookies that you accepted on that website track your other behavior and they can automatically adjust the prices that are shown on their website if you're scrolling on your phone coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long distance loathe for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you that's the other thing of how those companies will work is they buy that information and they're not going to be able to sell it to you it's why when you go to plane tickets it's always set up a vpn and then go into private and then google cheap flights because that will make a significant difference on how much you get charged versus if you're just using your regular account on google and you're searching cheap flights it's gonna oh this guy will pay this no matter what this is feeling kind of like a cyber punk ass conversation yeah pretty much we're talking numbers and shit facebook got busted for uh because once you get facebook access to your phone you're going to get a lot of money and you're like phone like they have access to the camera and everything facebook got caught they could tell when it was a a female between the ages of like 12 and 22 and then they could tell every time she took a selfie multiple times and deleted it and then if they did that they would bombard them with makeup and beauty ads wait what i don't like this yeah they're like oh she deletes 17 selfies obviously she's self-conscious about her looks let's bombard her with makeup ads it's like you were gonna say they're looking at my photos like i'm gonna go take pictures of my asshole later they're probably doing that too it's a whole bunch of toilet paper well no uh there was that one uh famous case where it was something about um this guy getting mad i don't know if it was amazon or whatever the fuck it was i read this story a long time ago but it was uh the guy was getting mad because they were um showing a bunch of to his underage daughter like showing a bunch of ads for like prenatal vitamins and things like that it's like are you really trying to encourage teen pregnancy and turns out amazon knew before he did that she was pregnant yep just based on algorithmic shit just behavior it will start serving you i started the i've always surfed the internet off of my other account and then finally when i did uh the say hi channel i started using that as the means i searched the internet or browse youtube it is now serving me the exact same shorts i had seen months ago on my old account it's like oh this dude probably would like this content and i'm like oh my god and i'll be like oh my god it's just now knowing exactly what i used to watch to a t and now serving it directly of what i know i would watch from the past i was like oh okay i found my algorithm my exact algorithm is back we can see it on our channels like on the back end it's like your users also watch and like based on video and whatever and see how much crossover we all we were at shot show and micah was showing me uh micah just wants his instagram feed like on the search bars and like whatever the fuck else he's into he's like i'm sick of seeing girls try to promote their only fans or whatever he will go through and i don't want to see this content on everyone and i guess i don't even know it's in the setting somewhere but you can see all the posts you've ever done that too he shows me he's just scrolling thousands of times that he's done it and they just will not stop trying to feed him tits and ass because they know he's a 30 year old dude they're like yeah i know you like this i know it you have to like it that is exactly how mine is to where i'm like i need to get off instagram because i look like a weirdo and i'm not checking out none of this shit and even if you click like not interested not interested i swear to god it gives you more what if what if your entire search algorithm whatever for the the for you page or whatever on instagram which is entirely like firefighter thirst traps and just gay shit you're like no no no brick by brick brother state mandated homosexuality i like dick by dick dick by dick algorithm dick by inch by inch my new goal for my miles and miles of dick the dude shirtless and jeans pissed off punching the heads off of sunflowers when i see boobs and ass on my racism app on my racism app where's all the indians being hit by trains oh fuck i love our algorithms god bless oh my god that's a video for you what's up indians by train we have your audience send in um darwin awards videos but you have to play geo guesser i did that on that i know that's what i'm saying but if you made a whole video i can just tell by now i'm like okay russia pakistan alabama for sure the same five places every fucking time it's usually one of those god the frequency that pakistan comes up is kind of remarkable is it well they're like indians but with guns did you see the uh druski doing white face thing dude that was awesome that was so good everybody's freaking out like he's under fire he's i was like bro who did his makeup that's some of the best makeup i've ever seen i thought he was a legit white dude at first i was like this is fucking hilarious when he posted it i literally liked i was like this is i was like hell yeah brother it wasn't just white face it was full white body body pink nipples and white titties like that dude the sun burn is what the sunburn is so good around his neck or whatever that is what sold it for me i was like i just it i watched it i was like oh shit okay this is one of those it's like man something is off and i couldn't tell that i was like huh and i seen druski and then i seen all the other retweets and talking about it i was like holy shit that is was actually Drew Skeeter. - I didn't know it was a black guy. I saw it all over my feed on Twitter one day. I was busy. I just didn't pay much attention. I didn't realize until a day later. I'm like, oh, that's a black dude. Oh, holy shit. That's really, like, it was great. It was good. It was real fucking good. I was impressed. Did you guys see the video that came out like a day or two later of the guy? There's like a dude that literally is the white version of that. And he's like, it looks just like me. He's like, Drewski, we got to get you in my derby. We're technically like the same person and shit. And I was like, they're literally identical twins. He was wearing the overalls with one strap done. It looked just like Drewski, but he was actually a white redneck. Same hair and everything. Same type of curls and shit. It was wild. No shit. I didn't see a single white person offended. No. It's all like fake outrage. I didn't see anybody actually pissed off about it. And if you did, if you were actually pissed off about that, go fuck yourself. Calm down, dude. Life's not that fucking deep. There was that also Asian girl did a Kobe. I do not see that. Yeah, same time it last couple of days. It popped up on my feed and all the comments, a helicopter crash. Yeah, I was about to say she got a helicopter. Her reveal, it's Asian girl and then brown paint going on. It's like, oh, this is a dangerous. Holy shit. That looks like Kobe Bryant. What the fuck? Now, all the comments, a lot of comments. I was like, this is going to go what black guy here? Yeah, this passes. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm okay with this, but not only like, so not only the fact that Asian going to black, but also woman going to male. Yeah, like that's, it's fucking wild. It's all just makeup. Yep. Shit. Self done. It's, but his, I mean, usually have the Dave Chappelle white. It's like, you can tell the black dude, but that was the first one where it was. It it's, it's on the same level of Robert Downey jr. Like, yeah. Yeah. Those. Those two actually in a movie would be fantastic. Did you see the one where they, they did like a race swap on that, uh, the Somali mayor. I think he's in like Minnesota or something like that. Like, he's like, he's like the racist stereotype of a Somali. Um, no, but they did a race swap and turned him white and hit it. Look, he looks scary. It looks like a fucking demon. I'm good. It's to show me what's his name? I've, uh, type in Minneapolis mayor candidate, mayor, mayor. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Somali. Omar. Fatay. Fatay. Fatay. Omar foot. Yeah. That guy. Yeah. There you go. Canada C for Minneapolis mayor. Oh my God. He does look like the, I'm the captain now guy. I don't know if I can say that. Yeah. Wait, where's his white version. I'm trying to find. Oh, literally it came up. I am the captain now. I mean, yeah, he's the same guy. Damn it. It was in my Twitter feed yesterday. Fuck. Got fucking kicked off the internet. That is like. It's, it's the same person. I'm the captain now. We had that guy on the podcast. Not the Somali. I was like the guy that killed the Somalis. Yeah. What? Yeah. It's our, our boy, Terry. Yeah. Terry is one of the three that was like. He's like, yeah, I was taking a nap, walked up and everyone's like, Hey, get in, get under the gun. Everything's like lining up. He's like, Oh shit. He puts it. Okay. And. I'm about to fuck this guy. Ding. It's like, what? You just woke up from a nap. He's like, yeah. Imagine the over. Imagine the over penetration on a Somali pirate. Yeah. Bro, skin and bone, dude. Yeah. Piece of paper. Yeah. It's plywood. Shooting paper. It's just plywood. It's just fucking. Just reseals. Terry can confirm. Doesn't happen. Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles? No. Well, with Mando struggle, no more. I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you. Nick, it's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair, but it looks like I've been rolling around and mashed potatoes. How well does it lubricate? It was developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect. I'm going to tell that to everyone at the magic, the gathering tournament. I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight is up. And he he's turned. Time to shower. Finally, fatty curdled. Thanks to Mando. It's also named after Mount Fuji. Really? Mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a Mando. It's cursed. Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun. What do you want to sell the deodorant or not? Brandon, I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death. Not going to come for at least 72 hours. Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Yeah. Most. Could use some Mando for a strong, independent woman. You can do everything a man can do. He can still use some Mando. Our to Nick dead. The cops are coming. We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell. Actually does smell pretty damn good. This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good. I have bourbon leather. Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious. There's no way there's a body. You said we can ad lib jokes on you. We're into that. This isn't your average deodorant or antiperspirant. You can try Mando starter pack. It's perfect. It comes with absolutely everything. Stick deodorant, cream deodorant, two free products of your choice, like a mini body wash or deodorant wipes and free shipping as a special offers. You'll get 20% off site wide with our exclusive code on sub that's code on sub over at shop Mando.com. Oh, and we were talking before this podcast started. Uh, we, depending on when. This comes out, but we have Don Fry coming on. I think we were all watched that dude since we were little beating this shit out of people. And this dude has not changed his mindset and 67 years. I know it was controversial 67 years ago, dude, hearing of John Connery talking about women. Have you seen, I got her, give her a little hit. Have you seen him doing mean tweets? Yeah, no, he's just reading the comments about him and Don Fry speaks in F three 50, like just shit like that. That's funny. My revolver sleeps with Don Fry under its pillow. Like it's just Chuck Norris jokes, but with Don Fry, that's fucking, but he's reading it in his gravelly ass manly voice. He's one. I don't think we take to the gym and spar cause he'll hop in and then punch him. Good. We'll just see him loading up on pain calories. Like, okay. Time to beat some ass and I'm good. Proceed to beat our ass. Like, Oh, they're getting knocked out by Don Fry of all people's pretty cool. This is true. He's just one. It's going to happen, dude. It's the difference. Those type of fighters, their light sparring is a different level of our light sparring. There is no light sparring. What do you mean? Exactly. I've watched when he gets his arm around your neck and just, it's like, all right, well, Oh dude, good night. Demetre Demarcus and Sean O'Connor. When I'd watch them spar, I'd spar and there'd be times like they're getting Demarcus when he hit, he's a heavyweight and he can go 50% is still going to destroy you. I had one where I slipped to the side as he like threw a punch and when it missed, he's like, Oh, that would have hurt you. I was like, brother in Christ, that would have killed me. What are you doing right now? And then step out and then watch him and Sean O'Connell spar and they are fucking tuning each other up at like 90%. And they're after. Where's your friends? Like, Oh, good job. Good job. Good job. You said it. You're like, you fucking punched him to down syndrome. If you look at the pictures after that fight, it really is like he punched an extra chromosome into that dude. Yes. Yes. I'm excited. I'm excited. That's back when they used to not have, um, it wasn't a buildup or it was literally just a buildup. It was three fights in a single weekend and a tournament style and how smoked you are is because how good you did those first couple of fights leading up to your championship round, which is wild to do an actual Kumite style. Bless you. A fucking pride kicks to the head, soccer kicks downed upon it. None of that shit existed. When I grew up, pride meant something different. Fighting in shoes. That's an accidental Don Fry impression. Dude, face stopping hits to the groin. No shit. Oh brother. You used to be able to, everything was good to go. Yeah. And pride, everything's short of like biting. Yeah. Mike Tyson type. Yeah. Biting off years like biting and fish hooking were like the only things I think that were eye gouging and shit like that. Uh, I don't think you can, you couldn't eye gouge, but like, I mean, there's an old school like UFC and pride footage of like dudes being caught in submissions and just punching the dude in the dick to get out. Oh my God. Like fall. On multiple times to get him to let go of an arm bar. And so it's basically the closest we've ever had to professional street fighting. Yeah. Coca-Cola for the big, for the small, the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimist pessimists for long distance love for introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers for old friends. And new Coca-Cola for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola. Yeah, kind of. Isn't that when they were doing like nasty soccer kicks too in Pride? Dude, that's insane. Kicks to the head of a downed opponent. Yeah. Dude, I even forgot this. You can fucking knee skulls. Yeah. And Vanderlei. So that's Vanderlei Silva. Oh, fuck. Bro. No, that's filthy. Dude, that's got to fuck your knee though too. Oh, yeah. I would be more worried about the other guy's neck. Well, he's probably dead. He looks fucking dead. He gone. Like, it's just murder sessions. Like, that will kill a man. Oh, dude. Why are we doing that now? Why aren't we? I'm guessing longevity of fighters. You know people are going to sign up if they fucking want to fight like that. Why do you think the skill gap of MMA has improved so much recently? Because they survive long enough to get better. Yeah, true. But that's just be, dude, that would be like the sport to watch. That'd be the next. Like, what? Like, Power Slap? Have you guys ever gone to that? I've seen it. I've seen it. Dude, Power Slap. Dude, when you see someone smack somebody on TV that's crazy, but when you see them smack them and you feel it in your fucking chest, what? Like, it makes no sense, dude. It's insane. I could never do that shit. That seems like it's causing TBI. My favorite is when you see somebody wind up and I've seen men and women do it and they smack the shit out of them and they go and look straight at them. They're just the look of off. Now they get. The smack me back is the funniest shit on the planet. They quit, too. Sometimes they're like, you know what? I'm good. Yeah, literally. It's like, you win. Congratulations. You're really good. Have you seen the reels where they do the face filters? And it's like, oh, dude, when you slap somebody to Asian. Yeah. It's like an ugly white girl. It's like, what if it's a hot Asian girl? She's like, did you just slap the race out of her? They did one with a black guy. And they literally slapped the black off of him. And that was the whole comment section. I want to know how your eyes don't pop out, dude. Like in all seriousness, it's all just straight to the head. This is when you could kick when they're down. Like, or this is probably riveting to the audience. So just us reacting to fights. They can't see, but we're watching gay and all sex guys. It's fucking. I forgot. You could just football kick to faces when they're on the ground. I completely forgot about that. I think he's still canon. One FC. No shit. I think they still lost strikes to the head of a downed opponent. UFC's like, I don't know. I have mixed feelings because like, that's the extreme end. But then you have other people that take advantage of the rules. Like when John Jones would come out and he would like drag one of his seven foot long arms on the ground by slightly leaning down. And people are like, he's in like a football lineman stance. People are like, what the fuck do I do? And I can't kick the guy. What do I do? So there was one fight. I forget who he was fighting. But it was John Jones and he was doing that. And the dude threw a head kick right at his head and he ducked it. And John Jones looks at big John McCarthy and big John McCarthy goes, you wanted to play the game. Like basically like I'll DQ him after, but like you're eating the face kick. If you want to do that dumb shit. I was like, good. It's a good call. Then at least the fighter's like, fuck. Okay. I don't want to do that. That would not feel good. You're still going to fuck up, but he's still going to win. But I see what you're trying to do here, dude. His last knock. Out that rib kick to the liver. That was steep. I dude steep a definitely broke a couple of ribs. Did they release what happened to him afterwards? Cause he dropped after that, bro. When you see a kick and then it just cave in and you're like, yep. Your flow to ribs are gone. Goodbye. Have fun now. See you later. No. Did your friend enjoying meeting everyone? Yeah, you had fun. Good. Good. He was fun to spar. Good. That's a good, that Nick and his buddy went a lot harder. I was like, oh, they're friends. They're like swinging a bit more on each other. They've sparred before. We fought before. It's fine. Yeah. That's hot. Yeah. I don't know. No headgear. I was like, oh, I don't like, as long as you got some, I mean, I think doing it without headgear is totally fine, but I'm definitely still rocking a mouthpiece and we're definitely, definitely still going to need some like light gloves. That's all. I, I've heard, and like I saw the one study, I don't, I haven't looked into it extensively, but like it made sense to me. The study was like headgear. Headgear is worse for you because a, your head's bigger, it's a bigger target. So you're taking more impact, like whether it hits that pad or not, it's still rattling your fucking brain. But the other part is like the added weight and torque of like, if you get hit and your head turns, it's that much more weight and that much more torque on your neck and on your brain because you're increasing the weight of the thing. So they're like, headgear is actually worse for you. I can see that. I guess it's, I think it's bad headgear cause you do want that cushion, but at the end of the day it is your brain rattling around. You have to get rid of that, which harder to do. I like it. As long as I'm wearing winning or a thinner, good headgear is very rare, but yeah, there's a whole bunch of it. I was like, I can't even name any type of like headgear company that I would buy or even like try to participate with just, you know, winning. There's a reason like all the champs like Pacquiao, everyone uses winning because unfortunately it does cost a lot and you have to wait. It's coming from Japan. Yeah. Once you use it, there is no other headgear, like best shit in the world. It just feels comfortable. I don't get headaches after getting punched in the face a whole bunch. That and I, I'm not doing a lot of the punching of your face when we spar. Got to move. But the, um, so I like the fact that like it protects your face a little bit more. So like you don't come away with it, like less chance of like, you know, broken nose, black eye, like that sort of like the physical stuff people can see. Cause I, right before I announced for the campaign. Uh, last cycle, uh, I was still training for my boxing match. So that had not happened yet. And we were like, we were sparring four or five times a week. And right before I went to go take the photos that would officially become like campaign photos, uh, I had gotten like a small black eye from Eli and it was not really appropriately photoshopped out, I guess. Like you could just still see, like, it's like a bit of a shiner and it's still in those photos and people still use it to this day. Like introducing Brandon Herrera. And I see the photo and I'm like, motherfucker, like that's the, that's the picture where I'm still rocking a pretty obvious black guy. Shit's all like slightly closer. He's a fighter though. He's a fighter. I mean, Nick, I haven't watched our one, but you get Nick's waffle bat fists where it's like, I'm moving out of the way of punches. I'm like, Ooh, I, I, I put, Finn sent it to me or like the day after we filmed it and I just hit it. This Eli moves so fast. I could, I literally couldn't tell if I hit him or not. Cause he moved so quick. And then like, it's like one hit with the jab almost caught him, but he moved like that far out of the way for, and then it's just the right hand is just a fucking air ball. But you, in the slow-mo, it sounds like a waffle ball bat moving through the air. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? It was slipping backwards. Cause it was like, that's coming next. And it's like, see, don't want to get hit by that. Yeah. That's when you hear that. No, no, no, no, no. I'm good on all of that. So what kind of, now that you're actually out here doing it, what is your next style of content you're going to get back into? Are you just going to keep doing. Probably trying to like, like IRL streaming, I think is like in, in, in the sense of like content creation and stuff like that. I think how big IRL streaming has gotten is going to kind of change the game a little bit, especially when you have like live view platforms and stuff like that, which is basically just this tiny little fucking computer that you can plug into your camera and now you can stream on a private. If you want to, you're not going to need a PC. You can literally stream wherever you want. It's going to replace the computer, like desktop streaming. And yeah, so that's basically the next thing is like trying to find a good live view pack to work and then doing like IRL content. What kind of stuff would you want to do on the IRL streaming? Dude, just me being retarded in my backyard, doing whatever I want, having these giant like control burns in my backyard, shooting, chopping down trees. I'm lumberjacking it lately. Cause I have like two acres. All shit that makes a guy go, hell yeah. Yeah. I'd be lumberjacking in my backyard cause I got a few acres of like trees and shit back there. I'm trying to get rid of, so I can actually like utilize it and shit like that. But yeah, nothing like too serious. I just kind of do whatever I want, whenever I want. What is it about these trees? You've talked about them a lot, both on and off this podcast. They're in my fucking way, Nick. Like you moved to Texas. You're like, fuck these trees. You're like a beaver. Like you see running water. You're just like, absolutely not. No. Well, cause I have, I have this land, but like in the, in my front yard. I can like do whatever I want, but in the backyard, you've got about like maybe 25 feet. And then it's just a like wall of trees. And I'm like, bitch, I paid for this shit. I just bought all of this. I want to do stupid shit. I want to be able to do whatever I want. I want to put a helicopter pad back there or something crazy. So I have to like chop them all down. And my gym's not put together cause I need to build like a separate like area. I want to put two houses in my backyard. So I'm like. Okay. You know what? I'm chopping down all these trees. So I'm just back there with an ax all day. Like that's my workout. You just had me think about the water boy. Why is Nico so angry? Well, cause he got a helicopter pad, but no helicopter. He got all that. I can't get the helicopter. I got the helicopter pad. Next episode. Why am I going to put the helicopter? That big, that big yard not in trees. Next episode of the gang does. We're all going to dress up like tree beards from Lord of the Rings and break into Nico's house. There's too many guns all over the place now. I've got everything. Self-defense shoes. shooting against a tree well i sent eli a video i was like dude what i was like you guys need to like have a tree hacking fucking competition in the backyard pick a line and see who can chop down the most fucking trees in an hour because it's just i just have like nico just getting free work my friends and doing manual labor all right fucking tom sawyer look at this race you can have. Okay, we got it. Nick, you take the middle one. I need you to go over here. It's a $75 entrance fee, guys. Pay me. Go! It's my favorite thing to do every single day. I do it every single day. I find time to chop down like 10 trees every day. It is such like a good therapy session for me. It's actually like my favorite thing to do. He's still selling it. Next time it's going to be a competition. Who can paint my fence the fastest? You want to build a house for me in my backyard too? Unsub becomes Mennonites. Oh my god. Well, at least. How many is left of the tree clearing? Too many. How many acres? Maybe like an acre left of trees. How many did you start? I have like half an acre in the front and then I have half an acre in the back cleared and then I have a whole another acre. It's only two acres and then it's just all but it's like they're all side by side. So it's just fun to kind of go out there and just beat some shit. Be a dude. Beat it with the axe. I was like, oh, use the chainsaw because I put some of it on my stories. They're like, get a chainsaw. I'm like, no, no, no. The axe is actually very fun and it's very relieving. So yeah, good times. It's like the one dude that chops. It's weird seeing what YouTuber Instagram channel. His, of course, would have blown up. That one dude that just shows different axes and how to split logs. Oh, the dude that's jacked and does it. And good looking. It's just women. Oh, it's a female thirst trap. I don't know why he got big. That's in your miles of dick Instagram feed. Dick by dick. I read the comments every time and it's just women. I wish I was that log getting split up. Just like the raunchiest shit on the planet every time. Some of them are actually really funny. Go back to your romance novels. Jesus Christ. And all he does is he doesn't make any in the window. He doesn't say shit. Just goes out there. Splits a log in half. He can split me in half. I'm wet. I'm wet as fuck, brother. Split me like a log. Everyone knows that. It works. And you actually have a female audience base. What's that like? I don't think anyone at this table knows. I think mine's probably the worst out of all of ours as far as female view percentage. All right. Pull up them dashboards. Nah, you got them ladies, bro. No, no. I want to see yours. Yeah, you do. Look at you. No, there's absolutely no way. Nico has a female audience. No, mine's all just retarded men. What do you got? Let me see. What's your percentage of male? All my audience is like autistic men between the ages of 15 and 35. For which? That's like 80% of them. What platform are we talking about right now? YouTube. Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. What? I got 94.1% male. Damn it. You beat me. 93.7. I knew I would. It's all fucking dudes. It's a sausage fest in my audience. Unsub is at 95% male. Shocking. Never mind. We got 5% females. 4.1% females. My favorite thing. For males, 89.3%. I don't know coming in swinging with that 11%. Shit, it is doing numbers. My favorite thing if I ever get recognized in public by a couple is it's only happened like twice that the woman actually knew who I was and liked the videos too with her husband. And every other time it's just like a wife that's embarrassed or annoyed that her husband is fanboying over some other dude. And it's like whatever. I introduce her. Oh, hi, I'm Nick. Oh, hi, I'm Sarah. Whatever. And we'll be talking. And she's like, I don't know who you are. Sorry. I'm like, oh, it's no big deal. Whatever. That's fine. That doesn't offend us. Yeah. After we talk for 30 seconds, she's like, okay, I know who you are now. I go, you just recognize my voice from your husband's phone, huh? She goes, yeah. I don't know why that cracks me up. The amount of uncomfortable situations I've come across due to the female audience. Like literally I was at what? Tractor supply with my girlfriend. And literally I'm talking with this firefighter guy who like, you know, knew my content. Just chatting with him really quick. And then this couple parks, they get out their car and this guy's with his wife and she goes, oh my God, Nico. And I was like, what the fuck? And I didn't know, like, I thought it was like my neighbor or something because I just moved out here. And then my girlfriend's like, oh, those people were saying hi to you. Go. I mean, this is kind of weird thing for me to do, but whatever. I was like, I didn't want them to think I was ignoring them. So I went back inside and I was like, hi, nice to meet you guys. My girlfriend said you guys like said hi and I didn't notice. And she's just like, oh my God, it's so nice there. And her husband's just standing there. He's like, husband wasn't a fan. Husband was not a fan, but knew what I was. Husband was like, well, she just met her in hall pass. Yeah. Well, no, this has happened like a few times and I'm just like, and I just like try and then just not talk to the girl. I try to talk to him like, hey man, don't fucking shoot me or do no dumb shit. A hundred percent some of those girls have been like, it's happened to everyone at the table, but it is just so you know, that's my hall pass. I'd fuck him if I met him. And then the husband meeting, you at the same time, it's like, fuck, fuck you. Did you just move here? Yeah. Fuck you. You got closer. To do list. Kill Nico. I'm like, okay, God damn it. Steal his trees. Steal his trees. Plant more trees. Plant trees in his freezer, Nico. You gotta make it. I would lose my mind because I'm working so hard to get rid of all this shit. Where the fuck are the redwoods back here? As you wake up, there's 80 more saplings freshly planted. You know how funny that would be to actually do? Pretty funny. He's ever out of town? Dude, I would lose my mind. Every time he has trees in his yard. Just like adolescent trees, like not saplings. No, we're paying for the big ones. We're moving the big ass trees. I'm paying extra. I'm getting like the three fence posts around it with the chicken wire so it stands up straight, so it's a real big pain in the ass to take out. Hey Google, what are the hardest trees to chop down with an axe? What are endangered trees you can't cut down? Endangered ones with endangered species? Endangered birds? We move the spotted owl to San Antonio just to put them in your fucking backyard. We get a tree put in and then put a bat's nest in it so it's illegal to take down. I'll bite the fucking head off those bats, dude. I don't care. We're evil friends. We build the tree around, like you know how you can like put something to a tree when it's growing up and it just absorbs it. Pieces of rebar. It's a metal tree. It's just like, ahhh! I fucking hate my friends. Everyone's talking to me like, my friends do this. They'll be like, mine planted trees in my backyard, those fucking pieces of shit. They're like, you have head problems, dude. I don't know. How you know your friends made it. They start fucking doing that level. Get some organization to donate money to buy the trees. What was that? I have to be careful because there's a tree sanctuary a little bit past my backyard, so I can't f***ing touch those guys. It's about to be in your yard. So you're just in your backyard with an axe trying to set a tone for the rest of the fucking forest? Yeah, pretty much. You psychopath. F*** this sanctuary, dude. VladTep's here. How do you know your friends have money? What was that story you said where it's like you're pranking your rich friends or was it was it Hafer? I can't I can't f***ing remember, but it was where in order to f*** with his body, he had like somebody dress up in like a medieval outfit and go read a decree to him. I think it might have been an Evan Hafer story. That sounds like an Evan Hafer story. But just, yeah, paid a dude to be like a medieval squire and show up in a f***ing board meeting and read a decree to his buddy. I'm trying to remember where I heard that. That's the funny shit. I can't wait for all the stupid things you're going to end up doing to you guys now that I live close because it's going to be very entertaining for me. My trees are in danger. Nico's going to have a bunch of trees. I'm putting all my trees in your guys' backyards. Good f***ing luck, dude. Just wake up. We've got like the Ewok like rolling traps and shit like that made out of Nico's trees. Mr. Brandon had his event. What was that called last night? It was just a campaign kickoff event. Campaign kickoff. I was so confused. That's why. I was like, what is the point of this? Okay, he's doing this. What do we talk about? Okay, good. But it went. That was awesome to see. It was good. That whole ass place was full of your supporters. Yeah, it was good. It was just over 150 people. We really put it together like, I don't know, a couple days prior. It just kind of got thrown together. We were like, oh, let's do this. You know, send out a couple texts, whatever. Try to get a decent crowd there. And it was. It was actually I think it was, it worked really well. And I appreciate you guys for going up and speaking a little bit, even though I was informed that nobody told you. That was fun. It was great. Getting there, I was like, ah, here to support Brandon, my friend. I'll just microphone. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, what's going on? And they're like, oh, you have to get up there and rally up, hype up the people. Eli was ready, though. He's like, hey, guys! And it's like, yee! I was like, whoa, that was loud! Hey, okay. Hey, what's up? like really loud it was good you did great you did great i was like oh i'm getting a drink then uh one drink i'm getting in front of people bartender one alcohol please but we you had a guy show up in full body armor there was a guy and he was like oh you could i was gonna record you guys hitting me with like one of the weapons i was like oh yeah no he he wanted me to hit him with an axe i was like buddy we can't i said no that's a lawsuit waiting to happen and we love you with like dope dope fucking armor i love the energy right i can't hit you with a fucking axe at a campaign event i'm sorry that's that's a very bad tone oh god you clipped that out of context assaults fan with medieval weaponry yeah exactly no but it was all real stuff too because he's like oh yeah dude this is my armor and he's explaining it to me it was dope and i was like hold on dude i'm not gonna grope you but can i feel your body armor and i start feeling him and i'm dude this is like hardcore it's like all super real it's super thick and he's like yeah it'll stop arrows axes maces and like all these things i'm like he's gonna have us you are protected pepper sprayed him yeah so i i made i made some sort of joke when he came up to me i was just like oh dude i see you're ready to travel to modern uk oh god it was a good time i had a lot of fun there and everyone was like super high in spirit and like super excited to see you the crowd's energy was awesome uh it was it was it was also just nice to see like you know my friends coming out and support it meant a lot nick i wasn't there piece of shit sorry that was in iowa doing that i drove here for that anyway you could have got on a plane why didn't you come to this event that i didn't even know i was doing until a few days ago no it's good we want to do a lot more of that stuff in the district this time just like doing bigger events and and just showing up like showing the energy because you know the unsub live audience is just fucking incredible and like just i think with those bigger events even if people aren't really familiar with our stuff obviously we have to tone it down like keep it a little bit more professional it's not quite the unsub live show kind of thing but they were like just brandon's campaign i was like don't worry i'm not gonna i won't even cuss i'll behave today i swore one time on the campaign trail last time like like swear swear like saying fuck or something like that um because i i was actually like i know how to turn it up people are like oh well you know you're your personality is this i'm like that's that's online like i know how to turn it off and on like i know when to be professional right you know you talk differently with your friends than you do at church or whatever yeah uh but i was at a san antonio young republicans thing it was right after the republican convention uh for the state of texas and it was held at a uh a distillery strike one uh but it was right it was uh their ac had gone out so it was like 100 fucking degrees back there and i remember going up there uh i was like the third person to speak you know just giving a the the crowd that's there and i remember like i was joking around because it's it's younger people so you have a little bit like more of a relaxed rapport and i remember stopping like halfway through i'm like and these you almost got me this is the first time you almost had it okay here's a serious question just because i'm not too familiar with it in the world of politics is that like a serious knock on you if you do curse or no no i mean now like i mean uh you had jd vance on theo vaughn saying fuck uh trump says fuck uh privately a lot but publicly occasionally and uh like i just don't think people care as much anymore um the the age of like 20 years ago yeah that was a huge problem like i could have never run for office 10 15 years ago a i was too young but be like just completely completely different world and i think trump did open that up to a large degree but i think people are just start the republican party especially was much more like pearl clutching and i think that's a huge problem and i think that's a huge problem in that way and i just don't think that's the the case anymore fair enough just good because that's the shit that doesn't matter i'm like i don't care about your personal life for the most part it's like i i i care about how you vote it's not yeah and people would know how you are like as a person not that cursing like dictates who you are but like you know shit flies on the internet and like you are who you are so it's like why would it really matter but you're obviously like an extreme professional you do so great so it's like why would it matter if it did fly once or twice when openly to the people so i was serious you know when to be professional and when to cut loose and whatnot but yeah no i just don't think like and i know a lot of voters don't think this way which is really kind of like i don't enjoy that mindset i'm not running to be to babysit your fucking kids right like why do you care what i what i do on my personal this is this is a choose your fighter loading screen for street fighter this is not who do i want to teach sunday school do you want a guy who's going to be like a scrappy boardroom guy who's made a lot of money like doing stuff like this like knowing how to run businesses and knowing how to talk to people communicate in the real world or do you want a guy who's squeaky clean because he's always wanted power he's always wanted to run he kept a clean record because he just wants to be oh i'm johnny on the spot i don't i don't curse in public yeah fake and these are all also like a lot of those people are some of the worst people yeah behind closed doors it's because it's a screen yeah oh yeah faking everything it's more terrifying actually because they're really good at putting up that front 24 7 so when are you getting the real version of them versus oh they don't give a shit this is how they talk and then behind the screen oh there's certain politicians that i've talked to i'll keep their names out of it but there's certain people that i have talked to like members of congress senators stuff like that where you know they've got that professionalism publicly but then uh like we're on the phone or like we're meeting in person and as soon as they let it fly like one one thing like a specific example we were talking about somebody that both of us didn't like and he goes listen here this little cocksucker and i was like now i'm talking to the real guy the politician's screen the facade is down like now i'm talking to the real human and it's just weird it's weird how people have to do that i do not envy any of that nope like no i'm good buddy i'm good nick are you ever smarter man than i you ever gonna do any of that we'll see if i get bored enough yeah if i get injured enough nothing i just i just i just want to go out there and dunk on politicians that part is pretty fun hit him a basketball he's actually just fucking dunking on dudes i mean you just look at i don't want anything after travel though i just want to go to like i want to be like governor of iowa i just want to be like i i want to i just want to have this is mine now the biggest literally the biggest job in all of iowa which like that representing all of like 80 000 people three million yeah he knows he's such a good future politician king of the cops you walk out with your corn crown that's right that would be very funny this is mine now what's the biggest city in iowa des moines yeah yeah how many people live there uh eight hundred thousand probably yeah dear god there is about that many people in my district yeah i mean san antonio and the surrounding areas like roughly the same population as the state of iowa seventh uh yeah actually yeah the the metropolitan area here three million because it's uh it's the seventh largest city in the country it doesn't feel like it though no it does when you try to drive across it yeah if you actually go because we only stay on like the northwest side we stay in one little pizza sliver of san antonio if you were like on this end you drive to that end it's like an hour and a half with no traffic oh yeah and there is traffic that's why it's a big that's why you don't go anywhere here at five o'clock fuck you no no be again like new bronfels is word of the wise to us okay and we won't go to new bronfels because it's an hour and 20 minutes away on a good at five o'clock yeah and it's still it's still san antonio this is why i'm never leaving iowa everywhere we go here is 35 minutes away groceries for 35 minutes gas station 35 minutes okay does iowa still have that shitty thing that indiana does where they like you have open road where there is literally nothing you could hit there is not a heartbeat within miles but they still have like speed limits of like 45 miles an hour uh all the back roads uh like the highways and stuff are usually 55 but like everybody speeds nobody really cares out west texas well partially because it's like a necessity because again there's nothing there but 85 miles an hour right but i think i i'm assuming i'm assuming the reason we don't do that is a well no a we we have we have winter we have winter and some asshole is still gonna try to go 85 when there's ice on the ground me and b there's there's so much in a drift that shit there's so many farms and farm equipment has to use that road too so some asshole is gonna be on cruise control going 85 come over a hill and there's a fucking harvester in the road trying to get to its next field and it's gonna smoke it and see i don't want to hear these excuses that's fair i said i live where shit grows sorry you'd be surprised how much shit has grown in west texas i'm listening pecans we're actually one of the biggest producer of pecans in the entire country pecans pecans pecan trees whatever i know and i like different stuff like that there's there's stuff like that there's industries there there is agricultural industries in west texas ask me how i know how do you know how to learn all this shit because i don't know oh really i actually know i have well so i had to talk to a lot of these these farmers and just kind of listen to some of their stories because they're talking about like border crisis shit and they're giving me videos like uh especially like the pecan farmers out toward like way more like el paso way but they're just like yeah this is us working on a tractor and here's 30 dudes cutting our fences and just running through our property that's technically a crime no they were running at me with knives i don't know why all my clothes were off they just i just started punching me in the head and taking all my clothes off so i had to gas that shit out dear god never okay guys because my my address may already be out there never come to my house unannounced like i'm just gonna fuck please i value my fans we were just trying to show up to my house like i can't stress it enough i'd be clutching on my neighbors and everything because i got like hoa and shit like that and i just immediately had to set the tone every single time they tried like gently pulling up into my driveway and i always have a gun on me so i just clutch on my shit and i just put on and i'm like oh my bad never fucking come here unannounced or try and sneak are you in the hoa are you right buy it oh no i'm in a hoa area and i still do whatever the fuck i want just a psychopath in a g wagon chopping down trees with a gun honestly neighbors um interesting interesting if i saw that and that was my next door neighbor i would be like hell yeah it's better than a live laugh love sticker i have i have like the other day i was out in my driveway in my disability chair just kind of fucking about and i was making a little short and i have like my rifle with the suppressor and i'm like and my neighbors you can see him through the window like what the fuck and i'm like i think he fakes disability dude again a g wagon pulls up nico gets out runs to the backyard don't know what he's wearing grabs an axe starts cutting also there's and then the chair rolls by yeah i would not know what to think of my neighbor yeah just don't come here don't come to my house they'll be like what the fuck is wrong with you with him so uh pewview got a new house with an acreage and a pond and he's building that's cool dope ass gun range like rivaling matt's gun range like it's insane no shit and he's got it's like out in the country no houses for literally miles except for there's one house like 30 feet to the left of his house right on the property line and he he was straight up with them he's like look i'll buy your house if you guys want i'm putting a gun range in whatever and apparently he's he's only shot like 90 rounds there and they're just pissed they already went to the county meeting trying trying to get like the noise ordinances changed and shit but like they checked all this before they bought the property and they're like you guys live 10 miles out of the nearest town in the country there's nothing you can do so there's no or like no minimum property requirement for shooting no i thought there is via county because i'm trying to do the same thing on my property line it's going to be different state yeah because oh i okay so out here in texas you need what 10 yeah 10 acres and i'm like fuck all right well that's my next goal is like 50 acres iowa you can shoot all the guns you want as long as it's not i think the cutoff is like 10 p.m it's from like 10 p.m to 6 a.m you can't shoot other than that but i mean pewview shoots 20 000 rounds a month probably and they are already like coming for his life they're already like super pissed about it and like there's nothing i mean like like don't get me wrong i understand as like a neighbor like that could be frustrating to see both sides but then again like there's got to be some kind of middle ground you guys can like i mean live civilly together as long as you're not being an asshole and like doing a bunch of shit at like 11 o'clock at night yeah like you know like you want to be courteous even even when i was out in the fucking country like my shop was out in the country and we had a range there uh we weren't shooting like late night or anything like that when the sun went down we were done like it just trying to be nice to the neighbors that were like a mile away you know yeah i'm trying not to be a dick to my hoa right now and be nice all my neighbors are really cool and like they already get it but like right now it's like duking out with the hoa because in order to do like asphalt my driveway put a gate in build two houses in the back build like a gym on the side that can fit like my cars and stuff like that it's like oh you have to submit all this paperwork and it has to be approved via hoa before you do that or they can find it and i'm like listen guys i hope the paperwork goes by fast because you i i just don't just hope they're not like aggressive with it because like i'll be an absolute piece of shit and you guys could get a whole new series of me just duking it out with the hoa because i was like they're like well you better be careful because and i'm calling them on the phone like hey where do i submit the documents because i believe i have to submit paperwork for my asphalt driveway because that's the first thing i'm gonna do for like this big roundabout and they're like oh yeah you need to fill out that paperwork and i'm like or you're gonna get fined and i'm like bitch i'll pay that shit and do whatever the fuck i want like so we're gonna see how it turns out turns out could be very fun you always want to play nice at first right you want to try to like that's why i'm like i'm gonna i put in all the paperwork i did all of it it's just there's no possible fucking way i just paid for my home i have this land i'm totally off of the road in my own area and you're gonna tell me i can't build shit in my backyard quietly and silently and put together like a beautiful home there's no way i'll fight that fight every time this shit drives me crazy it's like the antithesis of the american dream it's like oh yeah cool i i've got a you know acre of land i've got a you know a house white picket fence two and a half kids i want to build a tree house in the backyard yeah somebody can come in there and say no you cannot wow no and like you said like the neighbor's thing is huge to me like first week of moving in made all my neighbors get baskets i'm not a hard guy to deal with but i may make people nervous sometimes i was like hey here's my number if you guys need anything let me know promise i'm really nice like and they're awesome all my neighbors are my immediate neighbors are awesome fucking crazy thing it's like if you're nice to us we're nice to you yeah absolutely and we we're all like cool like everyone's chickens and shit be like roaming on our property and whatnot so it's awesome that's awesome so hopefully that ends well yeah it's it's still wow it's gonna be fun i'm looking forward to the content yeah it's an adventure stream this is these bitches i'll be talking about guys say hi make you famous carol yeah i don't know how you still do live streaming bro there's no reasonable expectation of privacy and my property yeah pretty much i think there's another one mr nico thank you bye-bye good what are you working on right now uh i got one video i want to do but the guy's still alive so i'm trying to talk to him and get permission to make the video about him not for him to die yeah can you die dude no dude just yourself waiting outside his house with an air horn first thing in the morning people into jesus nick no dude's a badass i just want to tell the story it's dope who is it uh ed eaton probably like the coolest sniper that nobody's ever heard of so he was in vietnam and his chopper went down and he was like the only dude still not severely wounded from this chopper crashes he was a sniper his sniper rifle got like broken and the scope was all fucked up and it's at nighttime and he had a starlight scope which is like an early it's kind of like an egg cog like it uses light to illuminate so it's kind of early vision technology and he had the scope on a sniper rifle so he climbs up on top of this like burning helicopter as they're getting attacked by an entire platoon of nva and he's alternating between his sniper rifle he figured out the kentucky windage of how fucked up his scope was on the fly so he's doming dudes with a sniper rifle and swapping out and mag dumping with an m16 trying to convince him that there's more than one guy up there fights for like two hours and he's like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die hours till they back him out that's horny they get everybody loaded up on the plane and one dude is injured and the guy's like i'm not gonna make it just leave me and he like grabs a grenade and pulls a pin he's just gonna hold it until they come to get him he's gonna blow himself up and as the helicopter is taken off ed eaton jumps back out of the helicopter and defends that dude till the next helicopter shows up by himself holy fuck massive dick bro did he make him get rid of the grenade i'd be like yeah yeah he's like no dude's dude's bleeding out like grip starts relaxing he was like oh shit so the dude the dude back there buddy the dude makes it and there's like an interview where they're interviewing both of them like here in both sides of the story from ed and then the guy that he saved and the guy that he saved is like ed told me he was gonna save the last two bullets for us so he put the grenade back away because like they weren't gonna get caught by the nva but he ended up fighting off everybody by himself and saving the dude jesus so yeah have you ever done a video before on somebody who is still alive no no shit nope not that i'm aware of even fat files uh fat files like i'll cover ceos and stuff but like telling the story of a ceo versus telling like a war story like i just i don't know if they're still alive like that's their story to tell so i'm not going to tell it without their permission that one would be a dope one but uh which you just did for the record yeah but i mean like you can fuck you nick that's the cliff notes from like they've already done a history channel um like greatest sniper shots he was in that like that's all just from that that's nothing from like his book that he wrote which is called uh mekong mud dogs um so i'm trying to get him to work with me and he's like well you know i don't know if i have anything new to add to it we covered it in a book and i was on history channel and i was like i get that and like the book's great the history channel episode's great but the history channel thing was 15 years ago the book it hasn't been printed in 15 years like it's not about uncovering anything new it's like i want to expose this story to the next generation re-release more people will see it on your channel than they will ever see it on history. Exactly. And it's like, you know what I mean? Like all these 20 year old kids, like what are the odds are going to run into your book, pick it up and read it. And the way you're going to relay and portray this story and like, give it to the viewer. Yeah. Give it life in that make the fat electrician. And I'll push the book after the fact. And then, you know, hopefully you get more book sales. I hope you're still making money from that. And so he said, were you like, bro, when you're dead, I'm doing it. No, if he tells me, is it if he tells you what I said, if he tells me he doesn't want me to do it, I'll just never do the video. So hopefully you're just like wearing down the timer on that one. No, but it is kind of cool. Like a lot of videos, like probably 50% or more of the videos I do when I cover a war hero, every like 50% of the time, there's a comment in there that was like, this was my uncle. This was my dad. This was so-and-so. I see a lot of those. Like, and those are super cool. Like, uh, I think Roy Bennett, Vita's his daughter commented on my word video. Like that's cool. So it's, I've seen that a little bit in your comment sections. Yeah. It always, they always wind up at the top. Yeah. Cause people, so many people like them. So that's pretty cool to see. It's fucking wild to see and probably experience on your side. You're like, Oh, that's stuff that reached that. I'm just happy to like it so far. I have avoided anybody being upset at me. Cause then I'm going to feel bad. Like I shit. Hey, you didn't do a good job on that one. Apparently. no, you've, I don't think you've ever, like, obviously you've never portrayed anything, like a bad light. So I don't even see how that could come across and listen. But he's like, for some reason, way, shape or form, like money hungry. And they're like, Oh, you did this. And that's like my great, great, great, great, great granddaddy, uncle, baby mama. I want a bill or two, like fuck off. But I mean, most of, most of the guys I cover, they've already had books about them. They've had history channel specials about them. They've had all this different stuff. So I think, I think Cody's experienced that a couple of times where people are like, Hey, I was in that video. You released, give me money. Yeah. That's the same. That happens every single video on my YouTube. And mine's just compilation shit. Like, so am I going to get paid since like you did that? And I'm like, bro, what? We keep your handle and shit in there. Like it's a promo for you. If you want, like, no, just send them back the definition of fair use. No, exactly. And I'm like, that's all my content is dude. And like, I don't have any paywalls. I'm not even making like crazy buko bucks from it. Like, I'm just like, it's here for like, for free for people who want to watch, my shit. I had a guy go schizo, schizo on me one time for, it was like a Darwin awards clip. It was like a dude just like, you know, uh, doing the, the 18, was it the model 1887? Like the, the, the loop thing, like the Terminator two. Oh yeah. Like doing the reload like that. And it was a meme. It wasn't even his original video. It was, I had no idea who the guy was, but he had, uh, somebody made a meme of it where like, as the guns flipping back around toward the camera, if for a minute, Kurt Cobain pops up and it goes, I'm like, it just, it's a great meme. And the guy's like, how dare you fucking say what I was doing was unsafe. I was a blah, blah. And just like schizo ranted and like kept commenting and like commented on other people's stuff. Like this guy's a piece of shit. He did whatever. I'm like, bro, fuck off. Who people get crazy. It's a joke. Like that wasn't even one where I'm like, Oh, Darwin award. Like what a retard. I was just like, yeah, this is, I think it was just like a throwaway clip. It's funny. And it wasn't even his content. It was, it was transformative because it was a meme somebody else made. Some people just don't get it. I just literally don't understand. I'm like, why are you like, I'm like, you know, you put this out there already, right? Like, you know, this shit exists. Like you uploaded this for the world for eternity and all of life as you are living. And when you are dead, it will still be here. Why? What? Get up, get the fuck out of here. Like, just stop. Why are you mad dog? Yeah. Let's just kiss. Dude. I would be, we, did we talk about like with the Shrek stuff? That'd be the heart. The most scary thing is you do a video and the second you hit publish, then something comes up. I don't cover people alive. Yes, exactly. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those things where it's like, okay, cool. I released this video. You know who got caught with that? Popo. Dude, Popo, we love you. Popo Medic did a video on Shrek like six days before all the stuff came out or like the controversy about it. Do you want to, do you want to address that a little bit? So people don't think you're talking about the dream works animated film. Yeah. So I have not looked, I don't know if the, the allegations are true or not. I haven't looked into it. I have no idea out of my pay grade on that. Not a green beret. Don't understand all the protocols. Basically there's a John Shrek McPhee nicknamed the sheriff of Baghdad. He was in Delta force known for doing all these crazy missions. He's been on Joe Rogan. He's been, he's done the whole podcast tour. He's got a ton of viral clips out there, been interviewed a ton and was becoming like pretty big online military celebrity. And then Popo Medic did a video on him and his exploits. And then, and then like six days later, there was a bunch of allegations that came out. I have no idea if they're true or not. Haven't looked into them, but there was just like, like stolen Valor ask Popo Medic. I don't think it was. I don't, I don't know what it is. I haven't heard what it is. I'm curious because I just see some like, Oh, paperwork doesn't lie. And I'm like, I talked about on say how to Eli, how, when I transitioned from the active army to the reservist component, cause I still have my ERB versus my SRB. I'm like, paperwork do lie sometimes, but I'm not even gonna lie to you. But like what? I don't know what, like, but that's like my new shit. And I'm like, well, what do you mean? Like what happened? According to what I heard, I don't know if it's true. He got his special forces tab revoked for doing something wrong and was kicked out of special forces and then retired as a regular master Sergeant. Yes. And that was covered in there, but he was a Delta force guy for years. Yeah. I could give a class at that point. If I'm, if I was to be transferred, I'm like, bro, he did cool guy shit. I'll never do cool guy shit like that. Good for you. And the thing is, like, I mean, those Delta dudes are just such high caliber individuals and people think like they drink and do all this crazy shit. And so like they're like, act accordingly. Are you just like, you're gone? Like not, not killed, but like, you're not going to stay here. Like the big representation. So I don't know, let alone what those dudes go through. If you got kicked out, like, I can't imagine what you've already been through. So to me, I'm like, if you are even an individual who's able to live in that lifestyle, which I could never do good on you. And if you fuck that man, eat it, move on. But yeah, but no, I mean, my perspective was just like the, the suck factor for Popo medic who like just did a video on the guy that he thought was awesome. And then like by happenstance, six days later, all these allegations come out, whether they're true or not. And he's just getting lit up in his own comment section over, over it. So like he just kind of got screwed out of the gate. Cause he didn't really do anything wrong. Yeah. He didn't do anything wrong. He just operated on the information he was told that was out there. And then instantly like reality check. You're like, Oh man, all the timing. And especially, how dare you do this? Their dividends of the timing would just suck. Dick. You're like, really six days after my video goes up in the shitty part for him. He only uploads once a month. Yeah. So it's like, it's just sitting in his algorithm as his newest video for 30 days. Like Nick is not talking shit by the way. Please don't kill him. Yeah. That's thank you. We are just relaying information. Thank you. Yeah. No, that would suck. But that's why I was like, okay, Ed Eaton. He's like in the seventies history channels done at his books, done it. Like it's, it's been out there long enough. If he was going to get called out, it would've got called out. So I was like, I'll Nick becomes the reason I've had people react to my videos before that have like PhDs in history. And they're like, this is wrong. This is wrong. I, I had one dude that wrote an entire book disparaging a medal of honor recipient that did a three hour react to my video going through like excruciating detail about how like, actually there's no evidence of this. And the, the re the first time it ever appeared in the historical record was three years after the fact in a newspaper article, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, the has the medal of honor. The government said this happened. Like it is a wild thing to say like, well, there's no secondary resources to say that this happened to call out a medal of honor receipt. Yeah. The level of detail, the level of detail they do on the back end, when they were verifying your recipient, doesn't know any of that shit's happening. Just like, uh, I think, I mean, uh, Clint. Yeah. Clint. Did he talk about it though? Yeah. He, he talked about the fact, like he didn't know why he was being brought to DC. Yeah. And it was on the walls. Yeah. And it was like, yes, I was wondering if he talked about it. He was, he was talking about the fact that like, he thought it was like, oh shit, they found out about some stuff, the war crimes, the war crimes he's being brought to this place in DC, where they're like giving them a slide show in the medal of honor. And he's just like, excuse me, why the am I here? They're like, Oh, nobody told you his team had been talking for six months, two years leading up to him receiving it. He just had no clue. He thought it was as Brandon said, he's like, Oh, I like any soldiers. Mine's like, I'm like, I like that though. I like the fact that like, it's such a like thorough process. It's not a fucking participation trophy in any way, shape or form. It's not a historian getting on there. It's like, well actually, it's always, and it's happened multiple times with multiple metal of honor recipients, but they're always like, and like people that should be reputable, like historians and shit. And they're like, well actually this story was most likely propaganda that the government signed off on to make the American military or his chain of command did this to make them look good. And it's like, I don't understand the common sense. Cause it's always like some metal of honor recipient that like shit hit the fan. All of his guys were down and he turned into captain America and saved the day. And it's like from a chain of command perspective in the military, if you were trying to make yourself look good as a commanding officer that was offsite, what do you think makes you look better as a leader of men? Shit hit the fan and all of your guys follow protocol, did what they were supposed to do. to do what you train them to do and it got them through a horrible situation or the terminator just happened to be there in time and save the motherfucking day for everybody like not only that but it's like the from from a chain of command perspective like why was shit in the first place exactly yeah it's like nobody's writing these dudes up because they think it's going to make them look good that this guy saved the day for their mission that they fucked up yeah like because there is a key factor in why i mean we can go to even that fight with clint it is the the fishbowl they decided to make that face yeah yeah and then you had even general george saying hey that's a terrible zoo take the low ground yeah okay yeah brilliant side yeah i need elevation okay it's over anakin i'm surrounded on all sides you fool and general george saying hey what the fuck are we doing here and then the leader of the army is like i don't know what to do with you guys we doing here and then the leadership from that side being like no we're not changing it this is great and then that shit falls down like okay okay actually we might have maybe fucked up i think two medal of honors came from that fight that i don't know i think but again which one are you talking about uh clint romacher read some too it was him and then that one specialist no yeah the e5 and then the specialist or the corporal yeah i mean they were calling for five you read about that entire sequence and you're like holy shit you're like that's it that's what it's about dude you're just that's called fire and then clint i mean you guys have met clint he's the most unassuming kind happy dude just a good old boy yeah they always are yeah a hundred percent of the time yeah when you meet any of them like oh man how you doing you're like dear god at least at least in my experience like they'll never be the one to tell you that they're a medal of honor recipient or anything like that like they're just chill dudes like clint straight up looks like an oil worker yeah because that's what he was doing before yes it's just like that just a normal unassuming guy super kind super funny well i think that's why like the aspect of getting the award in the first place is like above yourself for all others and so from that moment on to carry it even to now you're like oh he just he didn't even give a fuck about that that piece of metal was like about the team about the boys about the people around him it's like all i can do is do the best i can for everyone else and that's definitely how he comes off talking to him yeah even sal sal won't even curse so like oh frick dude it's great meeting you dang it i'm like bro what you don't curse no why would i like nothing just stacked a lot these people have kept funeral homes in business like yeah and they're just salted just good as people fuck oh oh nick how goes uh your training are you you're still not drinking you're fucking taking it super serious yeah you're just trying to win good i don't even know the parameters to win but i don't know for you how much weight are you down not much 10 pounds maybe he's putting on that muscle baby at the same time look at him look at how jacked he is he's becoming the jacked electrician i know the jacked electrician is it happening brandon's down fucking almost 20 i'm down as of this morning 24 pounds shit girl yeah the fuck working out with eli a whole bunch eating like lettuce i mean aside from aside from drinking which i'm doing way less of that too um separate cody's birthday uh the i mean and tuesdays drink and wednesdays no what about fridays at three p.m sunday out of these days aside from that i'm like almost entirely keto because it's like uh i my diet is protein shakes the protein puffs first form the little protein bars and like if i go to restaurants and shit it's just all like grilled chicken nice just have like a grilled chicken breast or something i always feel like i'm hitting it hard and nico needs to start fighting with us well i'm down to fight with y'all all the time like i said my whole combative studio you've seen it because i think you and nick you guys have been to the house before with the i don't think you saw it but i have my nice little combative studio in my garage but now i don't have any room to like lay out all my mats my bag and like all that shit he's trying to get me to chop the trees down again no i wouldn't you guys to come it's a great exercise at the garage you know but i have to get a new thing just cut down this line of trees no eli go mow my grass and there we go okay i think on that note we're gonna close this bitch out our boy brandon has to go talk on camera gotta go do a news hit which welcome to my life yay so fun wow leave. That's it. 1k, 2k's. Hit 'em with the Googler. 2k's. Yeah, google that sh*t, b*tch. And I K-K-O-O-R-T-I-Z. Uh, and then we're gonna do the after show. So come hang out, Brandon won't be there. We're gonna do I don't know stuff. It means it'll be a better show. Gay stuff. Yeah. Have fun. Nick in the middle. Bye, guys. ♪ Will you be my friend? ♪ ♪ You gon' love my name ♪ ♪ Will you be my friend? ♪ ♪ You gon' love my ♪