Why Men Are Turning Into Chicks with Wheeler Walker Jr.

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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla show. Adam's guest today, Wheeler Walker Jr. Plus the news of Rudy Povitch and now Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on the choice. Better get on mandate. Get it on. Thanks to him. Thanks to tell the friend love that about you. Final out and pulling out, by the way, it's available now. Also Wheeler Walker Jr.'s out on tour as well. But and and let me just play you, I don't know. Should we play fucked by a country boy? I'm just trying to get everyone caught up who may be new, who may not know. That's a good one to get people come up with. If you hear this song, you'll go, that's what this guy is. Dirty, but clever. [Music] Is the part you like? I think that's easy. I'm crushed. Let's give it up. I know. [Music] [Music] [Music] Yeah, made me laugh. Smart. So Wheeler, you have to be smart. I don't know if you've ever heard CB Savage the song. I don't know that. What's that? CB Savage is a country song that I used to hear on Dr. Demento. I never got, I always heard about Dr. Demento. We didn't get that in Kentucky. Yeah, you know, things used to be regional. Like before there was the internet. Like when people. Was it a California thing? It was a California and syndicated, but like I said, it was basically like whatever in and out burger is to white castle. If you grow up out here, you've never had a white castle as a young person. And if you grew up in Chicago, you never had it in and out burger. And then you'd get together at some point later in life with these people and they'd go, you never had a white castle. They'd go, "No." And they'd go, "Well, you've in and out." They'd go, "I've never had it in and out." And they'd go, "Because there wasn't any growing up." So you don't know Dr. Demento, because you didn't have Dr. Demento. I don't know, I don't know, in and out until I came out here. Right. Although now they're spread out. I think they moved to Tennessee. I think they got one, they got one, and Annie out. All right, sorry. Do we have CB Savage? This is like, we did 70. We went to the rock and chair out on I4O, dodging bugs and pick up trucks in West New Mexico. It was a cloudy day and me and old Jay was just about bored to tears. But we come away when a CB break, come a ringing loud and clear. And we heard this voice that we never heard before saying, "Break 1-9, I'm CB Savage. High all your 18 winners. Anyone seen any smoky bears? How about some bear smokies?" CB Savage here. Come on. This is 70 Shewer. Well, I looked at Jay and I said, "Hey, gave me enough in the 70s. That's joking out of his head and his face went red." He never said a word. But this song takes a twist that you're gonna appreciate Walker. When that CB device comes back to life, just a list of wall to wall. And that unusual voice came on again and saying, "Break 1-9 again. This is your one and only CB Savage. Mercy takes good bodies. Could I please have your 20? I'd settle for a big 10-4. Mercy, mercy. How about a mile opposed? Listen, you can't keep your hammers down forever, you know. Speak to me, pale pumpers. How about it?" Well, the box went dead and we looked straight ahead and didn't say a word at all. We had four in the chair in the door back there, but nobody'd answer that call. A while went by and Jay and I, we started breathing again. We figured this stranger was blown out of range when all it wants he'd come back in and it was that same odd voice saying, "Breakers, breakers, any takers? Hi, hi, it's me again. I mean, you're just like a child there." Say, your truckers really know how to take a person for a ride. Speak to me with these old demons. I'd love to get to know your handles. CB Savage here. Come on, come on. A twist is coming, we like. I think I know where he's going. Do you know where he's going? I can tell by the guy the way I saw him. He was grinning away like a big old bird fed cat. So I put down the talker and turned up the squalquer and got a good grip on the wheel. I decided the trucker that answered this duck sure said what it was going to be me. About that time that weird voice came back on again saying, "You'll break a room. Hi, hi, you Jim Dandy, Jimmy Jim with you. Do I ever have a surprise for you? If you listen real close, you'll find my voice is changing. And if you'll start checking your rear views, you'll find you got company. Five plain white smoke is dressing up for a ticket right in party. Y'all was a busy copy in my put on. You didn't notice your little convoy was being infiltrated a convoy. All right, we got interested for being gay. No, that's what you're looking for. No, he could he can he distracted the homophobic truckers and the convoy so much that they didn't see all the county mountains coming behind. That was so homophobic that he he fucked with. He scrambled their brain. That's what that's that's very that's very current too because that's what gay people do. They scrambled your brain on a CB well anywhere really. I mean now it's on on your fucking phone. How about that story with that lesbian bar outside of man outside of Boston or something? It's a great story because they'd required everyone to wear masks at their lesbian bar and at some point you know what that goes I'm sorry I interrupt but I do believe that all lesbians should wear masks. Oh, I don't I'm with you on that too but that's we're different. We think that's for different reasons but but then they said one night you don't have to wear mask and their clients all went nuts and then they apologized online but they they missed something when they apologized online and for people that were seeing impaired or something and then the people got angry again. It's basically when you're woke and you're complaining you will turn on each other. Like, here's the thing, there's no amount of wokeness that's ever enough for these people and they'll turn on their own, which is fun to watch. Because your default mode is complaint. So if you're playing by the rules, they need to find some new fucking rules. Right. So here's my theory, Wheeler. I don't think these people care about whatever it is they're talking about. This particular moment, they're grievance people, they have a grievance. And anybody who's had a really shitty, anyone has ever lived next door to someone in their apartment building who was a grievance person, they just have a grievance that come over and they go, your cat was out again, or your stereo was up and you start going, do they have a problem with music? Do they have a problem with cats? Are you parked your car? And the bumper was hanging over? And it's like, oh, they're grievance people. You're talking to the guy who wrote, fucked by a country boy, I know these grievance people. You know the grievance people. They bother me all the fucking time. And those grievance people need to be told to shut the fuck up. Like, I, I had a crazy grievance person neighbor once. And yeah, we all have the first house I ever moved into. And at the beginning, with the grievance people, they don't just come in and announce that they're grievance people, and they're going to have a problem with everything all the time. You actually think you can solve their problem. So they'll go like, you guys are doing this, could you tone it down or could you not do it at night, or whatever it is? And at the beginning, you go, Oh, okay, I won't do that. And then that'll get the person to go away. But like the fifth time they come back with a problem, you realize they're grievance people. So all these woke douchebags with the mask and whatever it is, they're all grievance people. They have a problem. They'll don't move right from this problem to the next problem to the next problem. It's the same. And by the way, they can, they can have a problem with Ivermectin and with Palestine, like at the same time, it doesn't matter to have it deal. They have a deal with this community and that community. And they're not being heard. I can think of this, sometimes it's just contrarians. All they do is what what do you believe in? And their answers always the fucking opposite. Yeah, you can easily do it with it with like a, what would piss John Wayne off the most if he was alive? And that'll be their answer for everything doesn't matter. If you go, and also you can just go, do you think boy should be playing in girl sports? I already know what the answer is, they're fucking their their their contrarians. They're going to piss you off. And then they'll go, how about the homeless people? Should we give them needles filled with heroin? You know what their answer is going to be? You know their answer is going to be for everything. Take common sense and then do the opposite. You just do the opposite. And you'll be right. And you're right in that. When you take a pit bull, and he read a rope toy, it starts pulling. And you go, Oh, the pit bull wants to go that direction. No, he doesn't, because you can turn that direction, he'll be pulling your old direction. He's just wherever you are, he's pulling. And that's kind of that went to opposite of what you want. What's cool for me is those people pay my bills because the complaints get the people to listen. Oh, really? Yeah, it's the grievance people that my favorite stories is that when I put out my first record, I got a call from my people like, what's going on Houston? I go, I've never even been to Houston. We're selling like crazy there. It was because someone just kept riding over and over how awful my album was. And so then I was like, I'd love to do an interview with this woman. And I'd love to, I want to make nice knowing that I just want another so I interview starts, I just called her a fucking bitch and we just went crazy. And that's it. Let to another, we just, we would do that once a month. And just sales will just, I would just then I would go to Houston, sell out just you got to find a grievance person in every city that you play. You're right, because they do end up selling. I mean, they probably do what they do for Sweeney when she does one of her tittied ads, you know, to know, when you pay for her, you're not paying for her, you're paying for the controversy. You're paying, she puts your jeans on, she rolls around, she says, God bless America, then all the bitches at the view go nuts for a week. And then you sell out of lucky jeans. And it's something what's crazy, and you're right about is that somewhere in the middle of it, they go, this is probably all she wants is free publicity. They actually call themselves out in the middle of it. Of course, then, but the question is, it's got to be something you could never in your a million years have thought of. Like, when I heard good jeans, right, I know what good jeans means. Who could ever find a problem with that? And then they figured it out real fast, and they got pissed. Well, I mean, the breaking down of her, do we do that on this show, Andrew? Is that just me and Drew, when there were the ladies from the view, I think we did on this show, we're breaking down Sweeney. Yeah, then we even make sense. That thinks Sydney Sweeney is the wheel of Walker Jr. of, of hot shakes. It's been said. Yeah, well, here at all the time. Yeah, here in all the, yes, all you have to do is have big tits and blue eyes and love this country. And you will fucking drive these bitches nuts. Because all they want is the opposite of whatever sane people want. So, and can I say something on that note, having just come, I come out there like mainly to do your show because you're the only one who let's me come on with these dirty fucking songs is, and I notice I don't want to sit you off too much, but is L.A. getting shittier? Because I've been watching your Malibu videos. And every time I, it seems like, because I kind of judge L.A. by the, I only come out here to do press. And I've been doing it now. This is my been 10 years of me doing this. And seems like every time I come in here, that drive from the airport to wherever I'm staying is looking shittier and shittier. It's getting worse, right? Well, so here's the thing as an outsider, I want to know. Yeah, cities like anything are sort of fluid, like they're like either on the decline or they're coming back, like they rarely just sort of run themselves and slow and steady and even, like it's like, you take a casino, a casino, maybe a casino was built in Vegas in the 70s, but now it's 2010. And it's like on the decline, you know, and the carpets worn out and everything that looks old and it looks dated and all that kind of shit. But then some Rick Caruso's department or, you know, his, his, his group, his real estate group buys it. Now son, they put millions of dollars into it. It's been renovated now. And now it has an SDK steakhouse and a great sushi bar. And so then you go, Oh, no, it's back. You know, it's heading this direction now. And then it'll, it'll live there. It'll live there for a while, like a stadium, you know, and then it'll start declining and they're like, Oh, they put in luxury boxes and a dome on it or whatever it is. Everything is kind of like that. Now, Los Angeles has been run by only Democrats for like 20 years. And so it's all always going to be on the decline because they don't fix anything and they don't know how to govern. Well, that's kind of why I'm asking because I keep waiting for it to come back. I don't love, I do not like coming down. I know offense. But I keep waiting for that, that fucking shit hole is going to turn into like a shining new building. Like that's happening in Nashville all the time is it's Nashville's kind of on the, it's kind of doing the opposite, which is every shit hole is turning into fucking fancy new shit, right, which is also annoying in its own way. But here I've got keep waiting for every time I come into town, keep waiting for this shit, turn into fancy new shit, and it's just not happening. Well, I'll put it to you this when why we're still going this way. We have decided to narrow the mayoral race down to two communists, essentially, it literally is. It's the incumbent one Karen Bass has been to Cuba 25 times before she was 25, like, and you can say whatever you want, like she's not a communist, right? Who the fuck goes to Cuba 25 times before they're out of college? I don't know. Maybe you've been to Cuba? I've never been to Cuba. Dawson, you've been to Cuba? No, Andrew Cuba. No, me Cuba. No, I've never been to Cuba. I don't know anyone that's been to Cuba, except for Karen Bass has been there 25 times. And then the other one, Nithia Ramon, is a socialist. So we have a choice between two socialist nut job bitches to run the city further into the ground. Who visits? I don't look around. I go, I don't think socialism or communism is going to fix this. I don't think so either. And then we'll have the two biggest cities in the country run by socialist communists. And then they will say it's a big port for them that there's a person of color as well, because that always means the cities run efficiently, correctly. But I haven't enjoyed your Malibu videos. Oh, well, thanks. I actually, I, I, I was walking through Malibu earlier this morning, looking at a lot of building. And we have some more on the way that the Malibu videos are indicative of why we can't get anything done here, because we're so over-regulated that people get confounded. And they stop trying. They, they give, they give up. And I've known a lot of people that have wanted to start a business or stupid stuff. Like Joel MacKale wanted to put a pool in this backyard. And it was too much, too expensive, too long. And they, they just, it halts progress. But ladies who are in the city council, the They love safety and so they love making rules. - But do they actually love safety? - The thing about safety is. - Or do they love rules? - If you are making a rule, you can't say, it's because I love rules, power, and I'm tyrannical. You have to go, it's about safety. And then you make a bunch of-- - They don't really love safety. They just like making rules. - I'll be fair to them and say, maybe they're delusional that I don't know what the fuck. I mean, you know, I don't think Nithia Rahman knows what the fuck she's talking about. She's got to find the Toyota one just because she's now favorite. Nithia Rahman is now favorite to be mayor. And she has such a tense in head that she thinks, by the way, this video should be viral. And the reason it should be viral is because if you think this is the way to prevent catalytic converter thefts, then it means there's something wrong with your brain. And I'll play the video just because you'll realize it's not about Toyota's, it's about her brain and the way it works. But by the way, this is a communist socialist way to look at a problem. This is a socialist way. And also, so you blame a giant corporation and you offer no solution. That's a very communist socialist answer. So this is her solution to all of the catalytic converters being stolen. Although they steal them from Hondas and Ford's and Hondas and everything, but she's focused on Toyota. Here it is, town hall. - In this case, I think one of the things that really adveriated me is that we have a company that, you know, the Priya, whatever, Toyota, who makes it the Prius, then essentially has a device on their cars, which is super easy to remove. It's basically the value of a MacBook, right? That is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car, and then the thefts related to this issue have essentially all of the costs of that are given to us to bear instead of them having to manufacture a car that actually is not so easy to be stolen. - Okay, so she's a retarded person. - It looks like she's given people the idea of how to make some money. - Well, they put a bill across that said, if you're in possession of a bunch of stolen catalytic converters, can you get into trouble? And she voted against it because she wants to blame Toyota. So she's an insane person. Well, this is our choice. This is going to be mayor of Los Angeles. Oh, we have Bert Reynolds doing this one? I decided to be funny if Bert Reynolds repeated what this nut job said. - Oh cool, I love Bert Reynolds. I've heard from him in a while. - Yeah, it's been a minute. - We have a company, the pre-whatever Toyota who makes the Prius, that essentially has a device on their cars, which is super easy to remove. That is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car, and then the thefts related to this issue have essentially all of the costs of that are given to us to bear, instead of them having to manufacture a car that actually is not so easy to be stolen. - Now, when Bert does it, you realize, she sounds like a fucking retart. - Well, when Bert does it, it's kind of like a, it sounds like a movie idea of a bunch of guys who were going to make the highest version of it. - The ocean's 11 or something. - Yeah, catalytic converters, 13. - And she also thinks the company's called Prius too. - Oh, yeah, well, she didn't. Also, she doesn't, apparently speaks English. - Never heard of her, she's not a big name in Tennessee. - Oh, really? - Well. - We gotta make her viral. - Yeah, we do, 'cause she has a 10 son head. - Is she really gonna win? - She is favored to win, so do not expect L.A. to be on the rebound, because she's her number. - Her number? - Her number one topic is gonna be the game, Lesbian and Transcommunity, I'm guessing. - Making sure that there's no boys and girls' morts. - Yes. No, that one there is, the opposite, yeah. Yeah, they have her as 50, 58 to 43, basically. - Well, it's kind of close. - Well, that's, I guess that's Calci or whatever it is, but we'll see. But it doesn't, it's kind of academic. Like, it'd be like somebody said. - Well, if it happened in New York, you'd think L.A. would be next. - Yeah, that makes sense. And that's right. So, as I was saying to Dr. Drew today, people live here are just gonna have to move. I mean. - Can everyone kinda already is, right? - Well, you know it's an interesting. - 'Cause there was a rumor, 'cause I just saw there was a rumor, I guess it's not true now, but Paramount was thinking about coming to Tennessee. - Well, here's an interesting way to gauge things 'cause I was something I was talking about earlier today when I was actually talking to Drew. You can kinda get, so Dr. Drew said to me, he was at Disneyland all last week. All right, I should say all last Sunday. And he said, there's not a whole bunch of big fat people walking around anymore, so everyone's on ozempac. So, you can look at studies or graphs or charts, or you can just go to Disneyland five years after the last time you went and look with your own eyes and say, there's not a bunch of big fat people and scooters going around. And you'll know this is the ozempac era, right? And like I did that with COVID. Like my kids, twins, they were like 14 and all their friends were fine and nobody died of COVID. And there wasn't any story like, yeah, you know, Timmy, my best friend, he's dead, 'cause of COVID and I looked around and went, no, this doesn't affect kids, doesn't affect healthy kids. So, I didn't need to study a graph or chart. I just knew it. So, you can kinda just open your eyes and look at stuff. And so, I was talking to a guy, Matt today, our car guy. And I said, I said, they're doing this professional slash celebrity race at Willow Springs in a month and these race cars and they went meet a race with some other F1 guys and stuff like that. But then they came to me and they said, do you know any other celebrity driver guys from all the times you did the Toyota Grand Prix and all that kind of stuff? And so, I saw this guy, Matt, I said, Matt, are there any guys that might wanna do this race that'll come out to Willow Springs, which is 100 miles from here? You know, three weeks from now and do this race. And he goes, let's see, there's this guy who did the Toyota race, he was a celebrity when he moved to Tennessee and then he goes, oh, there's this girl. She raised, oh no, she went to North Carolina and then everybody we went through in our head moved. They're all used to be here as in the business and they all fucking moved out of town. Everyone, he was like, Lorenzo Lamas Jr. Oh no, he moved. - A lot of them are moving to Nashville. - Right, so they all moved. So, you can look at charts or you can just go over all the celebrities you do. - Or just go on your cell phones and see who's still fucking here. - Right, and they all moved. So, that's how you know people are moving. - And the taxes here are crazy, right? - Oh yeah. - So, it's a shithole with high taxes, so what's. - No, there's nothing. There's nothing in it. - Here's my question. - It's only for ultra-rich people. - Do you think you think you're gonna stay? - No, I'm gonna leave. It's for ultra-rich people who don't give a fuck and or super-impoverished people, which is mostly everyone who don't give a fuck either. The two people. - The two don't give a fucks. - Well, it's like somebody saying, I guess, you know, if you made, it's a difference between, look, if you're making $25, $30 million a year and money's just not a thing. It's just not an issue. And if you pay $2 million more in taxes at the end every year, then you're down to $23 million or whatever it is, like it's just, it's not impactful, and then if you don't pay any taxes, well, then who gives a fuck? - Yeah, they both don't give two fucks. - Right, they both, they both. It's the middle that kind of gives a fuck. So, yeah, that's it, but you can also. You're a better arbiter of what's going on in Los Angeles than I am because you go away for three years and then you come back and it looks shittier. That's kind of what my point is, is that I'm watching Nashville and which I do find a fucking annoying, which is kind of turning into LA, but it's getting shinier and prettier. And every time I come here, and by the way, it's a zero income tax for what it's worth, and I'm not trying to, nobody moved to Nashville, 'cause I'm sick and put in a mood. But, and everything's getting prettier and shinier. Come here, every time I come here, everything looks fucking shittier. - Yes, yeah, it's not. And everyone I talk to says what you said is I'm getting out. So, my question is, who's gonna fucking stay? - You like you said, don't you? - Super ultra rich, Barbara Streisand is gonna stay. And then there's just homeless people, or illegal, whatever just sells shit on the street. That's all. - Yeah, well. - That's where I'm heading. So, I thought maybe we'd bottomed out after the fire, but I think your one earthquake away from it just being empty. - Isn't it kind of weird what happened to dudes? - Yeah. - Dude's got all soft and puts a fire in here. - Everybody's a pussy now. - Oh my God, what the fuck happened to everybody? It's not a step toward the light. Dudes need to be like a little bit tough and they need to be able to be fucked with a little and kicked around a little and be okay with it. It's the best way to go through life. Like people say to me all the time were you bullied and I'm like, I don't know, we didn't have a, I didn't really know what that was. We fought. - I think that was growing, just called growing up. - It's just called growing up. It's just fucking rassled a lot. Fucked around with my friends. I mean, my friends did horrible things to me all the time. - You didn't even go crying like a little while ago. - I didn't think I was bullied. I thought I had to get them back. Like, I don't know, let's think of some bad things your friends did to you growing up. - I can give you, I mean, I could do two hours but I'll get you started if you want. - Well, I mean, isn't that, but again, isn't that every night growing up? - Yeah, but I want some good Wheeler Walker like got fucked with. Like, I realize there's different degrees of being fucked with. - Well, it's worse in the South. I'll tell you that. And there's more pissing on people. Well, and there's a little bit. - I've been pissed on. I've probably had several hundred gallons of piss on me. - Well, you beat me on that. - Yeah, I got pissed on. - I don't measure mine about the gallon. - Oh, you're good. Do you have like, on leaders? - No, I'm not. - Yeah, I don't do the matter. I'm just saying, I don't know that it was big enough to be measuring gallons. - Ping on, I've been peed on. - Maybe 75 times. - That would probably be a hate crime today, right? - If you would describe anything that my friends did to me, it would be, the people would be jailed. - Yeah, but again, like you're saying, everyone's fucking pussy. You know, shitting in your friend's mouth used to be fun. - Yeah, that's right. That's what I'm saying. - And now people get all fucking bent out of shape about it. Especially on your lobby. - I had a fully engulfed inflamed marshmallow. Like, you know when a marshmallow gets fully lit and it looks like a teaky towards. I had one fully inflamed stuck on the side of my face when I was about 14. - I didn't leave it there. - That my friend put there. - You think that would leave a mark, right? - It looked like I had herpes for like two weeks as I was blistered up, you know, I was probably, probably leave one now, I was 13 or 14. But he literally took an inflamed marshmallow that I had on a stick and I was holding up, pretending to be a fire-eater and he just smacked my arm and it just stuck on my face. - I think the thing is too, back then, we didn't know that anything could be recorded or kept, just all that would all disappear. - Also, like I had a friend who caught another friend making out with our other friend's girlfriend. And he like, in a party, like open a door and she was making out with my other friend. And he's like, whoa, you're, this guy's girlfriend. What are you making out with this guy for? And they were like, don't tell him, don't tell him. He's gonna tear this place apart, like this gonna be a huge fight if you tell him. My friend who caught him went, I should really tell him 'cause he's my friend, you know? Then he said, I'll tell you what, if you make out with me, I won't tell. And the guy was making out with her, go make out with him. Now, that's the kind of thing probably wouldn't go on today. - Probably not. But that was shrewd with the guy, dude. - The other thing too is nowadays, the second they moved in, they've just put up a camera and it's like, I'm gonna. - Right, there was no. - Do you hear it? So someone told me about the watches now, you can press a button and it'll just, it'll play the last 12 seconds of your audio. Did you hear about this? - No. - The new, there's a new button on the new, I guess it's the Apple Watch, where if you, like you're in a fight with your wife and she says. - Oh no, I don't hear it. - Press a button to play the last 20 seconds of, which means you'll be in record all the time. - Oh, Riley. Auto. Pots, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I love these guys, they keep your car in the road. Why not, and why not work on your own stuff a little bit? Yeah, they offer helpful service and the parts knowledge you need for all your maintenance and repairs. They always know what to do. 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They're not, those people are not interested in accuracy. That's why you're, that's why, or you wouldn't be arguing with them in the first place. If they're interested in accuracy, they'd say things like, oh, did I say that? I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that they don't, you're arguing with them in the first place. They have no interest in this. That would only exacerbate things. - Well, now I'm not gonna buy the fucking watch 'cause you're right, because when I argue with my wife, I know what I said. - I know what I said. - Ain't gonna help. - You know what? You know what helps in this department, but again, it nothing works on a woman. That's really the name of your next zone. - I'll tell you what works all the time, and it's kind of a funny thing, 'cause they'll do this all the time to go. You go, I'm going out Friday to shoot pool, and she'll go, oh, what are you talking about? The Johnson's are coming over for dinner, and you go, Johnson's are coming over to dinner? No, I got a pool tournament, or whatever. I got something to do on Friday night. All right, I got a gig. I got something to do on Friday night, and they'll go, women all the time, they'll go, I told you the Johnson's were coming over for dinner. You go, no, you didn't say anything, 'cause I would have said, I got this pool tournament. I can't be there, and they go, I told you they were coming over. You know what I was going? What did I say? What did I say when you told me that? They never have an answer, because the answer would be, now I can't do it because I got this thing. They never will tell you what your answer is. They'll just go, I don't know, I just told you, and you just walked away, or something, have some sort of mythical thing. - Yeah, I think you're right. I think we're talking about an idea for a song, which would be a comedy song, a funny song would be Woman Apologizes. - Now, now they will-- - No, I'm saying the idea of that is that is unfortunately fun. - Yes, yes, a lot of women do a couple of tactics. They'll do the thing. If you go, you know, they'll do the ricochet thing where you go, hey, you're late. They go, you were late last, you know, he's bringing up a u-work, something, whatever. Which kind of a weird thing to do, if someone says you're late, or whatever it is, you just go, you, you just bring that up. Also, what I've found with women is they can have some truth, they'll get something going in their head. And then you can, so you got like Michael Brown, gentle giant, hands up, don't shoot, cops shot him in the back, first Ferguson burns to the ground, blah, blah, blah. And you can get whatever progressive chick politician, and that's what she's talking about. And then at some point, a year later you go, the DOJ got involved, the FBI got involved, the forensic scientist got involved. And let me show you all the data. And he didn't get shot in the back, his DNA's like, on the officer's gun, he wrestled with the cop, the cop shot him inside the car when he wrestled in the car. And blah, blah, blah. You can show them all the data and a year from then they'll go remember that time they shot that poor black guy in the back They'll go right back to where they were. Well then you never lose Right, but that's a weird way to go through a society. Yeah, you know what I mean like they Will say the same. Wait. Well, you cheated on me - hmm, then you would could just say like If your wife said you cheated on me. I was like well that one time you cheated on me - you just always go back to that Yeah, so I don't think there's any talking women out of stuff They kind of it's a it's a point where they know what they know and they feel it in their heart and We sort of thought computers like I thought computers and recording watches. We're gonna fix this But they've kind of made it worse They've just made people believe what they believe even more and now they have to believe it in the face of Like how many people Half the stuff Trump said that they misinterpret, you know, inject bleach or good people on both sides or whatever it is It's all on video. You could watch it on your phone But you can chop it up and hit see it the way you want to see it Yeah, but you if you if you had a problem with it, it's there you can go look at it and They never go look at it. They don't want to look at it see what you want to see They just do what they want to do remember. You know, it's a crazy one Dawson on one Remember when Joe Biden was going insane two years ago Slowly in front of all our eyes and every time they showed footage of him with a 10,000 yard stare or not looking like he knew where he was or Stripping or stumbling they they to go that's a cheap fake That's just a cheap fake. That's just edited like it's it's edited, but it's Two minutes of him looking dazed and confused and I go that's a deep fake We saw him live on that thing. He didn't look to a deep. No, but there's a cheap fake to Andrew They're deep fakes and cheap fake. What's a cheap fake? I think they call that one a cheap fake There there's deep fakes and cheap they just make up a new word and then they go. Yeah That was that press secretary. She came up with that word and she said cheap fake and I think all of us were like The word is deep fake, but she went cheap fake. Yeah They invented something new for them. They got a new word. Yeah, they have to get a new word and then you'll go Oh, it's a this is new. It's a cheap fake and I was like are you dumb or is this new? I was Who was I talking to? Eric Griffin is a nice guy comedian. He's coming in here We're arguing about this. He's like they can cut up tape anyway. They want to cut up tape. I go It's a it's a it's a 90 second cut of him at a Juneteenth party looking insane Yes, it's a cut of a longer tape and This which one of those two would you choose for president the Easter bunny or okay But pause it. Here's what I was saying we've a Walker Jr. I said The tape of p. Diddy Kicking his girlfriend by the elevator. That's a cut from a surveillance tape It's not a cheap fake. It's not a deep fake. It's just a piece of tape That's a minute long But it's not edited. It's just from that. You're saying that didn't happen 100% yeah, yeah, so I don't have to fuck see an end talking about so we're right here Is he's like dressed to be like fucking a Bert Reynolds or something? He's got like cool cool shit on you tell him about They're talking about Biden Biden. He's got like the cool like racer Jack and all it's just got his collar flip But yeah, yeah, the the Easter bunny took the president of the United States and said stop answering questions I'm going to push you back in your basement so you can Be kept away. You think that was secret service dressed as Easter bunny You had to have an elaborate scaffolding of people around to Joe Biden and the word was if he ever stopped starts talking about Anything you got it get in an Easter bunny. You're in run to two What was the question on that one though cuz I think he was being asked about Benghazi or something It was something and they're like no, no, no, no, you're not gonna answer. Can you imagine chewing Trump away? How big of that Easter bunny after me is there odd? I thought there was audio of that as my whole point like he was he wasn't being asked what his favorite ice cream is and by the way They probably said if you're being asked if he's being asked for his favorite ice cream You don't have to shoot them away But if they bring up Hunter Biden, you got to get that guy out of there Maybe maybe there was that was the cheap fake version you showed If it exists you can you can you can show me yeah deep fakes cheap fakes He was just talking to kids In that video. No, I think I Thought there was some topics that came up that got him shoot away, but there must be Audio of it somewhere though, right because it well the Easter bunny's chewing you away. You got problems So anyway, that's the brain dead guy. Yeah, that everyone wanted to have a What almost half the votes, right? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's a dumb that's how dumb our society is yeah Let's see Dawson has oh Dawson you have our friend Josh Gardner. You have mr. Stingfinger now I have from that album I have we can make it work Yeah, that one will make me laugh We can make it work We can make it happen They're a man woman and child throughout the land Got to do our part God love our brother man We all got to get together and the helping hand Blacks are good at sports Choose and make it money And Greek folks used to be good at a lot of things Swedish chicks are French folks are saucer And poor the ring is bugging to that crazy Bany is love sheep Hispanics love relaxing. This is the best life here I wish people value good times over family This guy is deep I don't make it work We can make it happen Every man woman and child throughout the land Well, if you can find mr. Stingfinger, I'll give you a string that's named one of his greatest hits This is guy we used to work with over at the man show I'd like God that the Irish value good times over family from the French or saucy. They're saucy. Yeah Oh, he was talking about Pakistan Come on fucking Andrew Jesus Christ Here it is. Here's what you're buying. Come on man. Come on man. Don't ever question my memory. There you go. Go ahead Oh Yeah, if he was talking about Easter eggs, they would have let him go He had to be talking about Afghanistan and Pakistan and that's when the Easter Bunny won't we're gonna cut this off? Well, you need to be interrupted by the Easter Bunny. You probably should not be in government. Yeah, it's a good That's a good point and I don't know if anyone ever figured out who was in that outfit, but I mean You got to think about the task. I think it was cum La No, she would have been drunken Heaved inside her Easter Bunny outfit. Think about this You here's your task You are Jill Biden your hunter Biden your his inner circle and you have a president that's basically on the decline But you can't let anyone know about it. I mean, it's really a sitcom at this point, so you can't ever let him talk And you have to create a whole bunch of rules and And you have to put a safety net under him so you have to figure out the Easter Bunny or when he's doing pressers You have to have a picture of the person who's asking the question and the question needs to be vetted in advance And then you have to just make this whole world up where like he has a I mean Andrew if you play that Jake's tap or he's got a stutter Thing it can only be facilitated. It's the Laura Trump, you know Jake Tapper thing You can only do it if you have an army of useful idiots in the media on your side Running interference for you like like the Easter Bunny their angle was he had a stutter and I don't even know what that was Because I don't know that he's ever had a stutter. I've never heard him stutter But that's you're working that they work COVID at the beginning. We have to keep it in the basement and later on There was a stutter and You have to have partisan sheet useful idiots like Jake Tapper running interference for you. You can't pull this off. Later on, I wrote a book about how we all should have known. He did things that you've done on the campaign trail. Joe Biden, as we all know, has worked to overcome a stutter. We don't know that. One of the speakers at the Democratic Convention was a young boy who the vice president inspired named Braden Harrington. He's like a legalist. She's such a sheet. It was really amazing to hear that someone like me became five vice, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep, prep. CNN had to fucking queue up a kid with a stutter and then do this. It's well known that Joe Biden, is anyone you know, have you ever heard Joe Biden's stutter? I've heard him stammer, but he doesn't do this. No, but the kids, it's a bad that other kids are making me laugh. He's like, well, we got to work him, have a year back or real. But it's not a stutter that's you not knowing a person's name, but all right. Let's listen to what CNN is up there. He does. Braden Harrington, a very, very young boy. You mean this kind of. It's very brave. I mean why stuttering? Make you brave. Listen to that. He's very brave. Every time he comes on stage or they turn to him, I'm like, "Joe, can you get it out? Let's get the words out, Joe. You kind of feel bad for him." How do you think it makes little kids with stutters feel when he's like, "All right, hold on. This is the most insane." You can't hate, hate Jake Dapper enough, can you? How do you think it makes people with a stutter feel? No one ever said Joe Biden had a stutter, and we don't like people with stutter. We said he's brain dead and he's having trouble talking because he's afflicted. Jesus Christ, Jake. By the way, you do news. She interprets this is making fun of stutterers, but all right. Here it is. First and foremost, I had no idea that Joe Biden ever suffered from a stutter. I think what we see on stage with Joe Biden, Jake, is very clearly a cognitive decline. That's what I'm referring to. It makes me feel comfortable. You are no happy with the question. It's so amazing to me that- And try and figure out an answer. A cognitive decline. You're trying to tell me that what I was suggesting was- I think that you were mocking his stutter. Yeah, I think you were mocking his stutter. I think you- It doesn't have a stutter. You didn't have a stutter. This guy's problem from afar. I've never met Joe Biden in person. No, please. How did they want that? No. And now would be take him to L.A. Yeah. That's the scary part. Probably more filming going on in Detroit now. That's true. Where? Dawson. What was he? He had prisoners, right? He was sleeping. If I was sleeping and you were in a long clock, how would you wake me? Well, I wouldn't. I'm no dingaling. Hey, and that guy got killed. There was, no, but there was the guy who was like these people are drunk and toothless. Yes. And what was that? Tough and ruthless. Rough and toothless. That's right. I guess I got my teeth. Oh. Get one of them over there. And get him a drink. Yes. Yeah. What was that? There's tough and ruthless. And it was a third diet. I don't drink. Yes. Yes. What's the movie I'm thinking about where Elsinio Hall keeps getting the call the wrong number? I know what I'm talking about. - Coming to America? - No. - I don't know any other Arsenio home. - There was a movie where he was like, the bitch don't live here. Do you know what was that movie? - If Andrew doesn't know, then it doesn't exist, 'cause Andrew knows-- - He knows everything. - Well, no, no, he doesn't know anything. He just, he was the guy who cheap fake and tell me-- - I thought that was the tool for it. I must've been thinking about some else. - But we'll play, but he knows movies, is what I'm saying about Andrew. Do we have the drunk tank seen? - Woman on the Moon is the name of the movie. - The one I'm thinking about, yeah. - Okay, but that was like a sketch movie, right? - Amazon women on the moon? - Yeah, but that's what it was. - Is that what you're talking about? - No, woman. - Yep. - Come on, you're the gonna Amazon women on the moon. - There was both theories-- - Chef Goldblum, was in that movie too. All right, Dawson, if you got it, we'll watch it. If not, Andrew's looking at it for, he's got the video machine. Okay. It's that same time Dawson will recognize it. I recognize it, we just gotta double check that this is a long enough clip. I don't think this is long enough. Let's play it anyway. It'll make me laugh. Yeah, I don't think it's the right one, but we'll see. Rough and toothless. Yeah, we have the rough and toothless. I don't think it leads into, I think we think it. - Let's watch it. - Let's watch it. - Let's try it up. - Let's try it. Let's try it. - This is Buckis, Klan's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwan, Klan's chauffeur. He's rough and toothless. - Yeah, that was that one. - All right, you guys do yourselves the favor, by the way, check that movie out, it'll make you laugh. And also check out, pull it out, Wheeler Walker Jr.'s album. It's out as we speak. He's touring, pull it out. The farewell tour starts October 15th. Get tickets. See a great show. Go to WheelerWalkerJunior.com. 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But I tried to impress you by telling you that I was not a jet with Jay Leno and Lenny Clark had called me. But I guess it wasn't good enough to get into tow with you in my August and Rudy. But like, I assure you, I'd love to talk comedy with you guys. You guys are the best. I love your show and hopefully you can have me on some time. I love you guys. Bye. - You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744. - Well, I remember that. - Yeah. - Town. - Mm-hmm. - Thanks brother. All right, so Rudy has news. - Let's do it. So last week we reported about this viral story, Sonny Hoston, Bragg's about being the hold out juror that prevented the butcher of Tompkins square part from going to prison. Well, apparently in an uncovered article from the New York Daily News, it suggests that maybe she was lying about it and not being the hold out juror. She served on the jury in 1991, but the New York Daily News reported that the hold out juror was an unemployed man who wanted his extra $15 a day. - That makes sense. I mean, makes sense that she's lying. But I don't know, there's a thing we need a new term for what women do about stuff that happened before today. And it's not quite lying. But it's a sort of a memorization. And the way they memorize things always seems to fit them. - Yeah. - And they end up being the hero in the story. Or if it's an argument, they said something totally reasonable that they never said, although Mike August does that too. Maybe it's misremembering, but it's M-I-S-S - Oh yeah. - Because it's like, I cannot tell you how many women I've talked to about shit that happened in the past and they just give some version of it that it's not accurate at all, but there is one consistent thing about it. You are the loser and they're the winner in the story. That's how it works. - Yeah, usually some people, when they fill in a story with their facts, if you point it out and go, that's not what happened, actually, this is what happened. Reasonable people will go, you know what? You're totally right. - Absolutely, absolutely. But unreasonable people will figure out a way to either just go, fuck you, you're wrong, I'm right, and then move on with their story for the rest of time. - People have an unyielding desire for things to work out a different way than they did or for things to be different than they were. And I told you this, but as I always remember, well, a million years ago when I chased down a purse snatcher and got the purse back from the guy, at some point, after a while, people started filing down from their apartments 'cause they heard the noise and the woman was screaming and stuff said, "Night." And they sort of wandered out in front, like, "What's going on here?" And then I always remember the cop showed up and the cop's like, "How'd this go down?" And everybody said, "We heard the woman screaming "so we all ran out to help." But I was like, "No, I ran out. "None of you came out." And the guy was long gone by the time you guys came out. But they liked the memory of it. And by the way, if you talk to any of those people today, that was, you know, that was 1992 or 91 about the same time. If you talk to any of those people today, they will go, "Remember the time we stopped "that purse snatcher was in my apartment." I heard a woman in distress, so I came running down. And that guy's told that story in his head a bunch times. He's told other people about the time they stopped the purse snatcher. Now, the guy was long gone, jumped into an RX-7, who was trailing us, by the way, the guy was running, he was like a pilot fish. He was going alongside. It was the guy's getaway car as buddy was driving. And at some point, when I let the guy go, he ran another hundred yards jumped in the car. And they said, "The guy was in van eyes "by the time these guys came out." But the story was always, we heard, we ran out. And that's how people memorize things. But they don't memorize stuff, like, I heard a woman screaming and I shit myself. So I made my way to the curtain and peaked out. I saw a black guy and I hid. Like, they don't do that. They make themselves, I was the juror who stood up and, right, they're the hero of their own story all the time. So we are living in a world where, by the way, I thought that computer was going to solve this, but it's not solving it. There's more and more of this stuff. And then some time goes by and it just is. And it becomes like lore. But we don't need lore over the campfire. Like, in the back of the day, it was all lore, you know, the old gunfighters. He went shot at manages, we're snowing. We don't know yeah somebody said that it's lore and we need to start fact checking the dude from the night before Christmas That guy did wasn't in his Kirchiff and ran to his sash when saying got not bullshit, man You let the old lady get up and peek out the window and then she goes there's a fat guy on the roof Then you got your Kirchiff on it could have been creature stirring. There's could have been a story. Yeah, not was her mice You don't know was a stir that there's a lot of stirring going on Nice rodentia stirred back then like crazy. It was a bit stirring era for rodentia It's the middle of the winter and how you're not gonna stir as a guy from Minnesota That is where rodents go indoors where there is warmth and stirring lots of stirring. Yes. Yeah, no, so who knows But I'm sure she's full of shit Mm-hmm, but she's also full of shit when she's talking about her kids going to school being racially profiled or whatever whatever she's talking about it so he's you think about it all all the stories Everyone's full of shit But guess what the theme is the theme is they're the hero and everything and sometimes It's not but it's not the I Fought Megalodore hero it's I've adopted, you know I'm Sandra Bullock and I adopted two black kids and I had to sit down and talk to them and we're going to go So hard I have a child that's transitioning and I support that child. I stood by that child I said honey like it's all stories that turn you Into it's like no one's story is ever my child wanted me to make them lunch But I said fucking make it yourself. I'm tired. I'm gonna watch TV like it's always you standing up you doing the right thing We're living in some sort of weird narcissistic thing where everyone is making this speech and by the way they There's a there's another way they're doing it like politicians like I stand up for the values I stand up for the values of people I stand for it's like you don't do shit And I don't know what your history is, but you don't stand for the fucking values of anybody so we're living in a weird lore storytelling Everyone's the hero time and women like if you're a woman you have it more than a man and if you're progressive like you take a Conservative dude and a conservative dude could have been part of seal team six He doesn't even bring it up. He didn't want it. He did actual heroic shit and he never talks about it. Yeah, you fucking Received an Oscar and then explain that your child who has a dusting of autism is the bravest person You know and then we all applaud and now you just fucking work your transition and kid and everything It's like a weird everybody's got it the hardest. It's always a race to the bottom You hear guys constantly say stuff like I can't even do two pull ups. It's like why are you bragging about this? I totally agree Joe Biden is like I was with my dad and scrant in 1957. He said saw two guys Kissed on the corner, you know at noon sprint on a Wednesdays said Joey That's just love Okay, all right hero hero Joe, but then Joe would tell the story that corn pop is a bad man. It's a bad guy Courts out. He had a razor and he had a chain and I took corn pop. I took corn pop behind the gymnasium Okay, all right, all right the hero. Yeah, all right hero. Yeah, I mean that clip It first off It should have always been disqualifying when Joe was given this thing where it's like I was the only full bright scholarship and all of Northeastern College I was on a two two degrees. I graduated the top of my class and law school It's like you didn't do any of that stuff. You weird fucking liar. It's it's it's sociopathic, but yes I believe that most of this bullshit coming out of the left is people Making themselves heroes, you know nobody see legal like when you say nobody see legal or everyone deserves dignity or whatever that makes you You are the hero. Yeah, but it's basically Jesus Christ stuff. Here's how I you know, I'm gonna I'm not gonna judge the horse. I'm gonna wash their feet, you know, like okay hero Yeah, all you guys do is get jealous over girls who look great out at the bar anyways Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. Oh, what does this? Why don't we have a much higher IQ than you do? I suspect I went to law school on a full academic scholarship The only one in my in my class said have a full academic scholarship The first year in law school I decided didn't want to be in law school and ended up in the bottom two thirds of my class And then decided I wanted to stay went back to law school and in fact ended up in the top half of my class I won the international MOOC court competition I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school and 165 credits only into 123 credits And I'd be delighted to sit down and compare my IQ to yours if you'd like Frank Now conceits he did not graduate in the top half of his law school Backly news that news three degrees from college and that he was not named outstanding It feels like a Simpson's newscast Yeah, because Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship ended up near the bottom of his class and one only one degree not three Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 at the University of Securit Syracuse Law School I mean this guy comes off this whole thing as a fly weight now Biden says and his week is right his memory had failed him By the way, I like this memory failed him where's like I graduated with 163.2 credits You only need one 225 to graduate like I couldn't Robert De Niro in his prime couldn't remember that monologue So it's not this memory failed him. He memorized all those fucking lives. Yeah, it is memory is failing him He'd be stopping every two seconds going 163 It was somewhere in the ballpark in the vicinity, but I definitely had more credits than needed I'd say it's memory. I would say nobody called upon their memory more now none of that happened But he still memorized all the scholarships and all the numbers and all the names. Yeah, that was pretty good And that was the opposite of your memory failing Yeah, like a teacher will tell a terrible student if you put as much effort into figuring out how to not do the work Compared to actually doing the work you just get the work done. It's like well, that's no fun Right, I want to try to figure out how to get out of it And that's what Biden does it memorizes all this stuff and then regurgitates facts that aren't really facts It's also funny how the news used to report. Yeah, they wouldn't do that. No, of course not. No, be a slant to it Well speaking of people who need to make themselves a hero. Oh well, by the way, there wouldn't be a slant to it They just act like I never happened. They just wouldn't report it today Sure, yeah, if one of their guys had done that. Yeah, absolutely. Yep A woke anti is a I'm gonna hang on a second. This is I'm gonna read this. Here we go. A woke anti Israel teacher There we go and activists who claim to be part black and Arab has been dubbed the Palestinian Rachel Dolezal after she was outed as being a white Jewish woman who hit her privileged identity as she led Anti-Semitic protest she got called up by her own one second on the video here I think this is everybody now. Yeah, I don't know anybody who really I Don't know anyone who doesn't go to college or has money or that who are all these people like they're not working People mm-hmm. All right. Let's see if we have this bid here But we must be judicious when racism is weaponized to distract us from the actual work we owe to our students The baseless attacks on some of Philly's best black teachers are meant to distract them from their anti-genocide advocacy We treat Islamophobia anti-black and anti-Palestinian racism just as seriously as allegations of anti-Semitism Here Jewish staff members experiences immediately assume to indicate systemic failures While black brown and Muslim students testimonies are treated as isolated incidents many accusations of anti-Semitism Have been levied by district staff members, whereas multiple children have spoken at this board All right stop for one second. First off Could you imagine like all the stuff there is? like the pageantry of life, you know There's fishing and there's playing lacrosse and there's building projects and there's There's rebuild the car or doing a car race like this country if you think about it I mean it could go we got we're so fucking we got like five kinds of skiing and wakeboarding It's no boarding and snow skiing and and water skiing. It's like we got so much Could you imagine if it's your whole life was this whole big thing about race and Palestine and Talking about ethnicity and the oppressed whatever like your entire world was you you take like 13 or 14 words is like systemic oppressed people Indigenous whatever and you just put them in a new order and then you just get out there and speak and it's The tune-out factors like through the fucking roof now because every fucking ding bad is just up there Just vomiting the same shit out about these people deserve and all this kind of stuff and That just becomes your world like I'm gonna put the ceremonial garb on I'm gonna put the prayer shawl on or the kuffy on or the whatever the fucking hat is or whatever the stupid flag of the nation of the thing and There's so much out there, and this is your thing. - Yeah. It feels so weirdly confining in a world where there's so much potential and so much to do, this is how you choose to spend your days. And by the way, nothing will ever change and it can't change because you're trying to talk the world into something that doesn't exist, genocide, Palestine, whatever. Palestine is Palestine because full of Palestinians and they're fucking Muslims and they're Islamists and they love that shit. And if they knock it off, then they can have a good life. But if they don't, then they're gonna get blown up and that's how it is. And it's just this thing all the time. It's like the Jews are killing kids, yeah, 'cause they hide under fucking schools and then they get bombed. There's a way to do this. But just that you're gonna spend your fucking adult life doing this. It feels so counter. Well, you know, it's kind of interesting. America is the best place to do whatever you want and they hate America. So they're not taking advantage of going to Yosemite and fucking hiking and camping for three days and then after that, taking some class and sushi making and then after that, taking some aerial combat class where they have propeller planes shooting lasers at each other over the Mojave Desert. Like, there's so much to do. They don't do any of it. They sit around and talk about a place they've never been in a story they don't understand and they'll never set foot in Palestine. - Yeah. - But we're gonna talk. And we're gonna talk in front of people. - Yeah, well, you get so much mileage out of being somebody who is trying to take down the bad guy and you're the hero. - That's the theme. All right, so let's continue what she has to say. - With their education who have photographed them without their consent, stalks them, harassed, bullied and invalidated them. The employees feel uncomfortable because they see the word Palestine on a t-shirt. - Thank you for your point. - Do not play into the McCarthy and intimidation. Again, as you can see. - Thank you for your public comment. - Shut up, mic down. I wish I could do that with women just to pat the mic down. (laughing) Just gonna go and pat you down, play off here. So she what? - What happened to her? - So she got called out by other woke lefties. You know, when you always talk about the biting themselves on the tail, they come back around and bite themselves. This is one of those. They found out that she is, she's actually very white and very privileged. And as Jewish and they came out and they found her and then called her out and held her feet to the fire. - Yeah, that's good, but it's funny. It's also kind of weird. I don't know. I feel sorry for young women who are progressive 'cause they're fucking miserable. And it's not just my observation. I mean, statistically they're fucking off the charts miserable now. - Yeah. - Because we're telling them to do stuff they don't, they don't want to do, we're forcing them. You know, they're supposed to want to have kids and get married and fucking be normal and we're forcing them to live another life. You know, getting a portion and stay single and get a strap on and have a girlfriend and go wrestle with your sexuality and then they're fucking miserable. Why wouldn't they be miserable? They're supposed to be fucking getting married and having kids. - Yeah, we would always tell parents, you know, hey, stop putting your kids in gymnastics and piano and then you take them, they leave piano practice early so they can go to basketball practice and now I think our outlook on that should be put your kids in everything and just let them do stuff constantly. Teach them how to draw, teach them how to play an oboe. Anything that is not them at 12 years old on the internet talking about Israel versus Palestine. - Oh God. So such a weird, it's weird that this is something, again, I tell everyone, watch the first season of Saturday Night Live, 1975, watch the very first newscast and you'll hear Chevy Chase go trouble in the Middle East. (laughing) Well, it's 2006 now. It's trouble in the Middle East because those people live there and they fucking love to fight and that's all that's all this. I tell people all the time, Mexico is Mexico because it's filled with Mexicans and Iran is Iran because it's filled with Iranians. That's how it works, but Canada and Sweden are filled with Swedish and Canadians, right? Tell people, Dawson's heard me say a million times. I go, it's not the people, it's the leader. I go, where's he from? Where's he from? Oh, he's Iranian. (laughing) What do you know? And who voted him in and who tolerates his shit? You know, so full of shit, they don't realize they have a fundamental problem and it's a cultural problem and it's not gonna be fixed. Well, I can tell you right now in terms of Middle East being a piece of shit or Africa being a piece of shit. I'll tell you, it's got nothing to do with it. The least your problems is Israel and America. Those, your problems come from inside. Sure. So figure your shit out or don't, but stop blaming Israel. Yeah. They're the only same people in the region. Well, the British are trying to fight back. On Tuesday, French authorities escorted a group of six years, so migrant men across the channel to Southern England where the British government staged a number of buses for the migrants, but thousands of British citizens turned up to protest this taxpayer-funded effort and import more military-age mail. So the government sent hundreds of police and military units to protect the migrants. This guy gets arrested because he punctures one of the boats that was used to bring the migrants over. Oh, he hit the zodiacs. Yeah, so he waited until it was all send-on. These guys got off and then he came out. It looked as if the boat was going back to pick up more migrants and he slices the side of this thing. He says zodiac, killer. Oh, it's on a trailer. So the people don't want them deported? The British, I believe, are tired of these people coming out. Oh, they are. Yeah, so we went to England in July to do shows. And the second we got off the plane in Manchester, I was like, where's the British people? Yeah, yeah. There's not a single British person in this entire airport. I've always said this, ego, if you take carpenter ants and you just move them, we had a bunch of carpenter ants and phoenix and we moved them to Tucson, then they just do whatever carpenter ants do in Tucson. And that's how people are, that's how cultures are. Now, you get to decide, do you like the culture or not? This is the problem. Where people go trying to kind of moved on to it. Oh, if you're in this culture and this is anything, this is not phoenix anymore. He slices the side of it. And then it sinks. Stab the boat. Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, the boat, go, the boat. So does that guy who stabbed the boat, is he not? Was he pro-immigration or anti-immigration? He's anti them bringing people from into the country. Yeah, so he's trying to hit. Yeah, absolutely. I've signed a doctorate today. LA is basically turned into Mexico. And so it's turned to shit because it's now in Mexico. And then, you know, you go, well, you want everyone to assimilate or whatever. But different cultures have a different emphasis on different things in life. So LA is dirty in a shitty, and everyone's selling shit on the sidewalk, and it's turned to a piece of shit. And it's filthy. It's turned into Mexico. But if it turned into Japan, it'd be an upgrade from LA. You know what I mean? And you go, well, I don't want it to be Japan. Right, but it'd be clean and it'd be orderly. It'd be safe. And there wouldn't be fucking homeless people in gum everywhere. And there wouldn't be selling churros and crocs on the street. So cultures are different, and they emphasize different things. And they, like I said, when you go to people, you go, I went to Japan. It was so clean. It was so clean. There was nothing on the sidewalk that I'm, OK, that's what they do. And then there are other cultures. I don't know. Can we just do this? Can we judge a culture? And I mean this 100%. How do you treat women and dogs? Because you don't have to treat women and dogs well at all. But you can. And the culture that treats women and dogs the best, that's the culture you want to live next door to. And the culture that treats women and dogs the worst, you want the least of them in your culture. So you guys can just do the fucking Muslim Islamic math on the dogs and the women. And then they stand for everything else. Because all they are is weak people and weak creatures that you need to take care of and respect. That should be a pamphlet that comes into that little package you get when you buy a house. And they send you, like, all the coupons for the moving companies and stuff. There's a little pamphlet in there. If your neighbors are treating the dogs and women like shit, you probably should have found a different house. If your culture is real rough, hates dogs and real fucking rough on women, that's a shit culture. Culture, yeah. Yes, that's how you know your culture is shit. Well, meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he absolutely supports killing people for their speech. I was just in Columbia, Missouri and couldn't wait to get out. But this comes via Mizzou the last week. Here we go. I could tell by this guy's haircut, I wasn't a fan. It's every couple of years in order to keep our second amendment right. I agree. Excellent. That's all I had to say. That's what Charlie Kirk thought, too, and he died by his word. - Yeah, and you know what? What's brave is when people believe something and they die for it, and they wouldn't have changed their opinion. That's how the conviction, and I pray that you find out what that means one day. - No, I agree. And I think that it's great that you die for this belief. - So you are four people being killed for freedom of speech. - Yeah, absolutely. - I think that's completely un-American. That's insane. - Okay, so you're four people being killed for the second amendment, right? - The second amendment doesn't kill anybody. Murderous people kill people. - Okay, whatever you do. - Have your guns ever killed anyone? - Have my guns ever killed? - Yeah, but no, guns don't kill people. Murderous kill people. - I haven't killed anyone. That's a weird ass argument though. - No, a gun cannot kill someone by itself. It needs an operation. - It's not what we're talking about. - You did. You said the second amendment kills people. The second amendment has never killed anyone. - I'm saying sure there's not any killed people. - And the second amendment, you can't listen. - Charlie died for way more reasons than the second amendment belief. That was crazy. You used your opportunity for that, that's sad. - It was kind of, they always saw us out 'cause they start losing the argument real fast. I used to say this next wife all the time, she'd go, "Why do you win every argument?" I'd go, "I only argue when I'm right." And when you're right, it's easy to win the argument. They'd say, "What's out?" Did you see that clip? - Andrew, I think I liked it, it was that guy at the airport who was Nick Shirley thing at the airport. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's great, Nick Shirley's like attacking him. And my thing with Nick Shirley, it's the same thing I have with Elon Musk. I don't know, explain to me why these guys are so evil again. They were trying to save us a lot of money. First off, can we agree there's a whole bunch of corruption? Okay, we agreed with that. Now this guy's trying to uncover it. You don't like it 'cause he's doing it in blue cities. But it's still me, it's her corruption. - Yeah. - This guy confronts him at the airport, it's funny. - 'Cause I'm a liberal cook and I don't like people like you. - Look at him, so this guy. - This guy here just said shame on me. We're gonna see what he says, shame on me for. - Shame on me for what? - For what? You're saying shame on me, but for what? - For what? - For what? - You can't even say why. - We're going to skewer you too. - Later. - Oh well, we're actually going to skewer you as well. - All I needed, that's all I needed to say was that. - But for what? You can't even say why. - Dude, you know why? - Why, for what? - You know exactly why. - For what? - For what? - I'm just kidding. - For buzzing fraud? - Get out of here, dude. - You know the one here, for what? - I get a little fault of going to skewer you. - Great. - Great, haven't given shit when you said shame on me, but for what? - I don't need to tell you. - 'Cause you know what? - 'Cause I'm not gonna tell you. - 'Cause I haven't told you. - For what? - I don't know for exposing fraud. - Don't walk into these situations. I know 'cause they can pause it. Because it's like, what is a woman? I can't answer 'cause I'm not a biologist. You fucking walk into this stuff, you idiots. - Yeah. - By the way, if someone ever said to me, you talk a lot of shit about Gavin News and what he got to say now. I'd go pull up a fucking chair. (laughing) This is gonna be longer than Barry Lyndon. - You know why, bro. - That was for you, Andrew. That was for fucking film, weirdo, Andrew. - Shame on you, Adam. Shame on you. - That fucking Barry Lyndon reference. Long movie from the '70s. I would go, I got so much to fucking say about what's wrong with Gavin News. I would be like, you know, bro. Yeah? Why? - You know, bro. - Yeah, 'cause I'm a fucking nobslobber. - Yeah. - That's right. Fucking liberal. I'm a Republican guy. I like to suck off dudes. That's why I fucking hate Gavin News and bro, you know. I like dudes just to get my tongue out warmed up before I put his knob in my mouth. - That's right, bro. - Yeah. - Papamento's grown, relax. - Jesus Christ. - I don't say they never, I don't know what, I don't know what your beef is with any of these people. He's fucking 22. He's trying to say people money. I don't know. 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