Why Ice Cube Stays Mad in Every Movie w/ Funny Marco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Hey everybody, this is Sunday October 19th. I'll be in Hanover, Maryland. I have the hall at live during my come together tour. Then next week, I'm coming all across Indiana. Gary on October 23rd, West Lafayette on October 24th, and Fort Wayne on October 25th, and Bloomington on October 26th. Get your tickets right now at tomscrew.com/tour. You're 30-2? Yeah, I'm 32. How do you think I am? I find to put a silent age on it. You tell my silent are like, nothing what I guess was silent. If I was getting paid, if I was getting paid. Who do you think is old, you do you know Tom Scroo. Who do you think is older, me or Tom? I'm a give. I'm a give you. And it's because I see you so much. Yeah. You know, the longer you see so much, they started to look older. Dude, is that what's happening with mirrors? Yeah. Because I saw a picture. I saw, and we can definitely lower the AC in here if you fucking idiots grow and spores. Jesus Christ, do you ever notice how hot it is in here? I try not to think about it. For real? You don't think what you're about it. You just gotta think what you're mine. Wow. Yeah. I think with my body. Yeah, I see. I see. You didn't think what you're about to your whole crew. I still think, look, you came in here, you got your titties up, right? I like it. Yeah. Yeah, I think. But your body has gotten you far. You the only person I could say that's cat like this, like the, I'm trying to say like in the best way. But you got like the sex appeal that nobody wants. But you didn't make so much money off of you just being you, and they loved it. So it's like, yeah, it's like you said to you, so it's, it's a great idea like. I'm like, wait, Drusky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's just got you for this kid. It's funny because Drusky is like someone who can fall and really hurt himself and laugh it off. And you know, he's walking in the other room going, no, I think I fucked my hip up. Yeah, yeah. But it's, it's for the joke. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Your whole generation, I think, is so fun for me. Like your, your whole, like, I think there, it's, it's funny because you forget how old fuckers are. Yeah. Like, yeah, like Tom's, I think Tom's 47, Theo's 45, I don't, Theo is like 45. Yeah. You, he, he looks, he, well, Theo is not 45. 100% Google it, how old's Theo Vaughn? Theo Vaughn's been in the game for a minute. He is 45. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. He, he actually, he's 32. I've known Theo for 20 years. This is terrible. How old did you. I wish I had his new number, I would call him. I have his new number. Can you call him? He's really 45. How did you think he was? Not that. Like this. He's got to be 50. He's a, but it's okay to be 50. No, it's, it's, okay, it's a catfish because it's a catfish. You close your deal. You have a deal with friends. He's 45? Yeah. I think the world don't know that. No, I don't think the world knows that. I don't think he, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't think he goes out and tells people his age, but he's not in hide it. He's been in the media for his entire life. Yeah. So is freaking Orlando Brown. He's not 45. Who, who, who's Orlando Brown? Orlando Brown, the guy that sold sprites? No, that's from Disney Channel. That's so raven. I mean. Who am I thinking of Orlando? No. Yeah. Orlando Brown's 37. How old's Chris Brown? How's Chris Brown? Chris Brown's 36? Wow. I did not know that. Shut the fuck up. I'm blown away that you thought the, you thought the, Chris Brown is sexy though. Who? Chris Brown? Yeah. Chris Brown's so talented. Yeah. I was sexy too, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. What does age, let's see, this is the guess of age. Let's see somebody else. How do you think Rogan is? Oh, step Rogan. No, Joe. (laughing) (coughing) I was talking about that. (coughing) Theos older than Seth Rogan. (coughing) 58, 60? He's almost 60, yeah. Do you think the more money you get, it helps you like not look old? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. How much do you think I have more money or age? You got more money. Yeah. You definitely look like you always. I look my age, yeah. Wait, are you 63? (coughing) 52. I was close. That's not close. Yeah. 52. But that's a man. You still look good. I look good for 52. Tom is, how old's Tom Scroo? He's 47, I think. 46. Tom's a year old in the field, but he looks old as fucking big. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, poor referee. How old's Oprah? Let's guess, let's guess. Okay. 63. 61. 63. Oh my god. Fucking nailed it. (coughing) Oh my god. This is really. Wait, how old's Druski? He's got to be 27. No, no. It's 33. 34. 31. 31. Okay. Kevin Hart. Yeah. Kevin Hart. 47. I got 47. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. 47. I'm doing the math. That was 26. He was probably 21. You fucking cheating. No, I'm doing the math. When I met him, I was 25 when I met him. 21. I'm guessing he was 21 because I think he was drinking. No, he wasn't drinking. Low cab is what they called him. I'm gonna say he is 46. Did I say, what did I, what did I, what? What did you say? I think I said 46. 46? Yeah. 46. God damn. He's done a lot of 46. Yeah. Oh, let's do this one. Oh wow. He bent. Oh, all my life. (laughing) Send me all Jackson. Oh, oh, he's got the 82. Yeah. 82. I'm gonna say 85. 85. 85. He's still old. He married his niece. Wow. Are they together? Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Okay. We'll do Morgan Freeman next. Wow. Sammy Jackson's got to be 81. I'm gonna do 85. Seven. They don't have it. 76. 76. He's been old all my life. Yeah. He has been old. Do you remember, do you remember, um, uh, jungle fever? Mm-hmm. Jungle fever. He was in Jungle fever, right? He played the crackhead. Probably so. Oh, Chris Rock. What about Chris Rock? Oh, he's got to be 57. 57. I bet he's 60. I bet he's 60. I bet he's 60. I'm with you. 60. 60. Boom. Chris Rock. Okay. Out of everyone. So his name, he probably looks the best. Who do you feel like the 60's comedian is? That's male. Yeah. Male comedian. I mean, like, no, no, hang on. Do we quantify? Don't type it before we've said it. Do, uh, do we quantify? Like, do they have to be? You have to know who they are, right? No, no. Just even where I just had to agree with you. Like, oh, wow. I think that one of the best looking comedians out there. God. It's all funny. All comedians are funny looking. No. Jeff Dye is good looking. Let's look him up. Jeff Dye is attractive. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I'll tell you. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll tell you Jeff Dye is a good looking dude. I think you kind of hindered him when he was younger because he was clean and he was good looking. I'm trying to think how to New York who's good looking. There's not a lot of good looking comics. Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah. All right. But with black comics, we're all. That's a good looking dude. Matt Wright. Matt Wright. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Matt Wright is number one. By the way, if Matt Wright's listened to this, you know, he was in his, in his bus with his head. That's going, it's fucking me. It's fucking me. I'm number one. I'm the number one best street comic out there. Dane Cook was a fucking sex pot when he was at it. Wow. Now, how old do you think Dane Cook is? Dane Cook. Uh, 53. Yeah. He's probably 52. The three. God dang. I know him. He was definitely. Uh, was he a comedian? The dude that just came out there Netflix special with his dead auto drugs. Who's that? Uh, he, uh, he, uh, from between two friends. Uh. Was that golfing out? No, no, no, no. Uh, uh, what's his name? He was, he just had, he got a Netflix documentary. We say he did a lot of drugs. Charlie Shane was sexy too. I know. Yeah. Charlie Shane was. What did you say between, you said between two friends. What was the show called? It was called two and a half men. Yeah. Same thing. But there was between two ferns. Yeah. Did you ever see between two friends? Yeah. That's fucking good. No, I don't mean original. And I mean, I don't mean this like, uh, cause you can't really say anything on the internet. Yeah. Because they pull it, clip it, make you feel like you're talking shit about the guy you love. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, I love Zack. Mm-hmm. Between two friends is original. I think Caleb Preston is original. I think you're an original. I think everything's, everything, what you do when you make something, you can be a student of the game and learn from other people, but when you make something is your thing. It's, I think it's original because it's you doing it. Yeah. Yeah. And they both, you know, I was, I just got into a deep dive on yesterday with, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they both, you know, I was, I just got into a deep dive on yesterday was, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, mellow ball, mellow ball, and I was like, oh, he's amazing. And then someone texted me and they're like, no, it's just highlights. Uh-huh. Like his team saw it. Not really. He really is good. Is he? Yeah. He know how to play. Like, he know how to dribble. He know how to shoot. He's so fun to watch. Yeah, yeah. And then it's just Charlotte. Sometimes it's not like who you are. It's where you at. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like you got a change. You got to go to a new team. Is it like crowd work? When you watch somebody do crowd work, you're like, God, that guy's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, his material sucks. Yeah. Yeah. He can't do the easy stuff. That's what said material. Uh-uh. Look at that. Okay. Let's see. Look at how he dribble. Look. He dribbles so. And he know how to pass without looking. Like, look. Yeah. Look at that. It's nice. You want to know who your mommy up like Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Like how he plays. Like the young Patrick Mahomes. And he's going crazy. I love his fucking long three pointers where he kind of steps away from it with one foot. That's how Patrick Mahomes was in his problems. 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Stop overpaying and start saving with own well. Sign up in three minutes at ownwell.com/bears. That's o-w-n-w-e-l-l. com/bears. I knew. I know. I know. My gap's for 20. You know, so funny is when you meet someone like when you're not like you, you know, I know that there's a period where you weren't famous, but you pop pretty quick. When you aren't famous and you meet someone who then becomes famous, and then you know them like for 20 years, but you've seen them blow up. You wonder if they still remember you, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They happen with me and like Craig Robinson and Mike Epps, I saw Mike Epps at a party. He was like, birdie bird and I was like, is he going to remember me? That's like, it makes you like, yes, like what the fuck? He's like, yeah, fuck yeah, I remember you, but you know, you had a moment with them, but you just go like, uh, it was, they must have that with me. You got the me-cat Williams it. Yeah. How was it? Can you talk me through the experience? Who's? Can you use this voice too? B-r. Shit. You a rock star motherfucker. Uh-huh. You know, white, uh, buckle up on. There are Kelly, man. What's the buckle up on? Is it a buckle up on? I mean, type in Cat Williams white buckle up. I'm almost certain you'll see the exact same one he was wearing. What's it? What's it called? What's the thing black dudes wear so they don't get their ops? Uh, uh, ski mask, uh, uh, uh, yeah, ski mask, ball of copper. That's it. That's the actual one. Oh, yeah, that one. He came up. I mean, I knew it was him. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was literally like, you know, I am, you're like, fuck, uh, you a rock star taking your shirt off. I've been trying to take my shirt off for years. Uh-huh. And why was going to let me? I can't even wear a best on stage, but price out. Keep doing you, man. I love it. And I was like, fucking, I was, I was through the roof. Okay. Tell me a time that you asked somebody for a number like a celebrity who he was like, damn, I want to get a number. And you got it? And I got it? Yeah. You got turkey. Uh-oh. I just did, I just did a good one the other day. Fuck. I wish I could remember who it was. I did a good one the other day. Mm-hmm. And, uh, I should trick daddy's number. Oh, wow. Uh-huh. I was like, man, we should keep up. And he's like, yeah, call my people and he's like, what about you? You've interviewed everybody. Yeah. You've interviewed you. You've interviewed people. I know. No. And I go. I'm still laughing at the trick daddy thing. He's like, yeah, call my people. Yeah. You got him. You got me. Yeah. You got me, right? Like the way he did is like, were he right now? Yeah. This happened? You would again. Yeah. That's fine. Um, but you've interviewed people that I go like that I always that I like, but I don't know anything about. Uh-huh. And I go, I want to know what they're really like. Right. Right. Because like if you said to me, uh, like people always go, what's Joe like? Mm-hmm. Like I would, for most people, I just go, he's a sweetest guy, you know, whatever, that's that. Uh, he is who he is on the internet. He's intense. Yeah. I feel like listening to Joe Rogan, I feel like, um, no, Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj. You interviewed Nicki Minaj. Yeah. She's fucking. When I tell you, let me tell you what Nicki Minaj did to me. I never talked about this story. Nicki Minaj. And right there, click on the Lambo right there. That right there. I asked her for a Lamborghini, and she said, okay, I'll get it for you. The interview comes out, you know, my life is changing. I like, cut off my grandma, cut off everybody on that interview, yeah, cause my life changed. Yeah. I let go of my family. Cause, cause you interviewed Nicki Minaj. You from Blues up. Yeah. Your podcast drops when? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, it was random. Cause she had to prove it. And I pissed off because I did a, I did a preview clip and I posted it. I was so excited. And she said, by the way, I didn't improve this and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm like, fuck, I need to take you down. And then I'm dealing with, I'm starting to get also excited like, like, thank God I didn't like, go out of proportion, but around Christmas time, it was one o'clock a.m. I'm asleep and I'm getting calls, I'm getting calls and then I, they're like, check your phone and I go, I go, I go Instagram. Nicki Minaj says, I got to a Lamborghini and I'm like, oh, my, and I'm sitting outside and I'm like, I, I hope it sounds like, like, and I'm praying. I'm like, oh, before I look at the window, I'm like, oh, my gosh, you really got me to let me get you like, I'm at the shit of these hoes. So and I'm like, I'm so excited. You know, I'm at the window, like, I got to walk up out of my sleep, and I look at outside. Nothing here. So I'm like, all right. Okay. Maybe it's, and I go outside. I'm in my butchers. I'm looking at it. And my heart was so broken. And it was just like, it was, it was like, what, like, when did she start joking like that? Yeah. That's cool. Like, why does she do that to me? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm like, why 1 a.m. She's thinking about me because I thought it was real. I'm like, biggest gift to appreciate you. Yeah. I was mad at that. Look outside. You're with me right now. Surprise. And I still say, you see the biggest appreciate you know, LL nothing, I was so upset, like biggest, great appreciate. And it was like, why is she thinking about me? So I thought it was real. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you get that to me, I'm like, damn, like, he really fucks with me. Look, we had a good time. He's smiling. Selfies. I was like, yes, I'm like, I'm a barb. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that, that shit made me feel like shit. And nobody understand how that is for somebody. He's coming back. Probably not. No. Yeah. Can't tell you what I, when you said that, I do know what that is, but only because I'm friends with Donnell. Yeah. And he's told me what that feels like. Yeah. And immediately I went, I know that feeling of sitting on a soup. My dad's coming to get me. Yeah. It's like he came back, but he came back with more kids and presents for them. Yeah. It's crazy. And was that was that the interview that popped? No, Orlando Brown. Really? Orlando Brown, uh, it was him. He was, he was, when I tell you, he was like over the place like, Orlando Brown clips were like, look, like I'm on a mic. He sucked the mic randomly. For people who don't know who Orlando Brown is, tell them who he is. He's from that so Raven. Oh, yeah, I remember him. Yeah. So, and he's just iconic. Like, there's that whole generation of like Kiki, uh, Kiki Palmer. Yeah, Kiki Palmer. And they're all from those, those Nickelodeas. I don't know. Kiki Palmer. I don't think, where did, where did Kiki Palmer blow up from? She was on, uh, I don't think she was different on the TV show because I remember, for long shot, she'd been acting for so long. By the way, she's a good person too. Yeah. She's done so much stuff. She had she had that new movie on. Don't that feel good that you're gonna Google and say the list going. I've never had that. There you go. I mean, I'm it's too late. No, it's not. How do you? What? 30 32? 32. I'm 52. I've been in two. Let's do your list. Come on. Let's see. Oh, my other sucks. For Christchurch. See? Uh, uh, hold on. Wow. Some specials, but that's good. That's. Is that you? Yeah. Who's that dude at the bottom? Or at the bottom? That's not you. History of the joke. It was a, it's just everything I've ever been in. Okay, okay. But why don't they have your picture? Because it's like, I was just, I was just like talking. I know they still would have just been nice of it. It's Lewis, it's Lewis Black. They got over the lifetime trip. Flip. This is all the Cinderella story. I produced myself. Best in town was a show. Um, what was your mom? Which one did you know? Oh, this like, I mean, this is all this is fake. Oh, this is fake. I mean, not fake, but it's just like, it's like stuff I was kind of in. Kind of. So you got like a shot. I hate it. Yeah, like nothing really big. And then right there, uh, Hurtbert was my first. That's wrong. That's actually birth conquer. That was my first TV show where like they put marketing budget behind it. And then after that, the next thing is specials. It's the machine. It's comfortably dumb. It's hey, big boy. It's razzle dazzle. It's secret time. And then razz, and then the big thing and then the cabin was like, the first thing I ever made that got traction that like people watched and light. And that was on Netflix. It was driven about it. I took, uh, you know, honestly, to be dead also, it's a show that you could easily do is, uh, uh, we supposed to be scripted about me and comics going to a cabin in the woods and experiencing things. Yeah. And we couldn't get a cast in time. So we couldn't script it. We couldn't write it. We know the people. Yeah. So we just went to a cabin with comics. And we just did live podcast. Why don't you still keep going? What happened? Just a time. The way I'm speaking to my ass, but I think the way Hollywood works is when you have a hit, and then you leave the network, no one wants to bring your hit back because it's not theirs. They want to create their own hits. Yeah. So I always wanted to bring it back. But the guy that created it left. I think he's in the UK now. So the guy that he is very complicated. But the, it was a spin off of a French show. There was a French call called Le Caban. Uh-huh. And I know that sounds crazy. But we got the rights from them because this guy had done this great thing called traveling with my father with Jack Whitehall. And he loved the Le Caban, which is a French show. They brought it to America. They brought it to me. It was supposed to be scripted. But we couldn't come up with scripts. So I just brought comics. So it was really a podcast. So the guy was crazy. Is the guy who created the show, Le Caban. Uh-huh. Is it my saying it right? They said, how do you say, Le Caban? Le Caban. Okay. Le Caban. Uh-huh. He came to see his show. His show. He was like, I want to see you in production. I met him. And he was like, what the, so how do you do today? What do you do today? And I said, why Bobby Lee and Donnell Rollins. And he's like, what, what will you do? And I was like, well, Donnell, Donnell's homophobic. And Bobby likes to get naked. So I remember a good time. Yeah. And he was like, huh? You got them two together. Yeah. Oh, well, I got to watch that. And so we started the episode with Bobby sitting naked in my lap. Uh-huh. And Donnell walking in. Uh-huh. And then walking immediately out. And he goes, I don't, I don't get why that's funny. Uh-huh. And I was like, well, because Donnell doesn't like naked shit. Yeah. The next thing we did was we put a tube up my asshole. And we put cough. We did a cough. We did a cough. This is it. I just said in a moment, real quick, if we could just sit in like silence for a little bit. Of course. Something you know when you're ready. Yeah. What, what happened? We did a coffee animal. No, no. What did you play? Like, let me say if I heard it right. So you, we put it animal. So we put a tube in my asshole and pour coffee in my asshole. And it goes into my body. And then I laughed and I shitted out all over the place. And the dude who created this show that was a scripted show walked off the set because this is not my show. We just walked off. And I was like, Hey, thank you, man. It's good to meet you. The next thing that, but as he was walking off, Bobby and, and Donnell were pretending to be each other's fathers in scream therapy. And Donnell was just doing a horrifically racist Korean accent. And Bobby was doing a horrible black accent. Sorry, I'm in jail, Donnell. I can't raise you, Donnell. And he said, Oh, Bobby, you had disappointment. And so the guy walked off, but yeah, but that's the reason you don't want to do the show. Or maybe I don't know, I don't know. And then the machine, I mean, I can see that it's still on Netflix right now. Yeah, it's good. It's really funny. Yeah, I guess you like it. Yeah, yeah. Because I think you have a. It's interesting because I heard, I watched your podcast with Theo. A lot of do that. I love Theo. And I, and I think his podcast interviews with guys like you are really fucking good. Yeah, really good. And he's really good at that. 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But it was funny because you said like the awkwardness doesn't play culturally. Like that's not like a black thing. Yeah. And but it's so good and it plays so well culturally. Yeah. How come? I feel like where our funny is is our trauma. So it was something that I think like our movies are things that we go through and we make fun of it. Like Friday was about two guys getting put out, not being able to pay rent. Yeah. That's the statutory we hear it, but they made it funny. Yeah. So it's like, and then it's like I had to think of another one like, uh, I just broke down the best black movies. Like girls trip, like them, it was like two girls, like they all want a trip and it goes wrong. And they all start falling out with each other, but they made it funny. So I can say our culture, we go through things and we in real life, if you just heard it, you're like, damn, that's fucked up. But we make it funny. And when you think about super bad, it's like, what the fuck is that movie about? It was just a lot of awkward McLeven fake IDs and it was funny. Like it was awkwardness because it's no, it's no real situation for real, but it's funny. Like stepbrothers. That's not a bad thing. You like, oh, I got stepbrothers. We don't like each other. That's not all like, but they made it funny. So it's like in our culture, I feel like we learned to go through things and we make it funny because it's like, y'all can relate through this. It's really fascinating because when you look at super bad, it's basically about two guys trying to lose their virginity or one guy trying to lose their virginity. Another guy lying to his buddy, saying, am I going the same call? Yeah, it's like a cluster foot. Yeah. And it's awkwardly funny. So like I feel like, and you know, in the culture, it's different. Like our culture, we make fun of our pain. And then when you look at movies like, super bad, it's like it's random shit. Super bad. I still don't know what this movie about. What's that called a pineapple express? It's like we getting high. Like, yeah, like, and it was just like, but it's speaking of movies. Yeah, wait, I don't know what pineapple express is about. I don't know what a lot of white movies are about. That's so funny. But it's like the storyline. It's just like, you know, it's not a plot or in. It's like this drug dealer. He runs with his drug litter. He's seen him murder. I don't even know what his job was at the beginning for real. Yeah, that is a really convoluted. So I feel like some like, you know, in the culture. But it's a fucking brilliant. In a script. But when you read it, you're like, what the fuck is this? So we, okay, this is a really interesting conversation. So what happens in white movies? Is they make funny scenes? Yeah, sketches. And what they're looking for is like, almost like, do you type in top black comedian movies? And I'm going to break down like, I want to go through top black black black. They were scared to type that. Yeah. Okay. So look, all right, let me go now. Some of these. All right. Like Friday, right? Friday was, that's ice cube is smokey right there, right? Yeah. That was about here Friday. Oh my god. Friday was a him and his friend. He got fired on his day off in his friend smokey, which is Chris Tucker comes over. And he puts him in another situation. He like, since you got fired, let's smoke this weed, man. They smoke the weed. But he smoked Chris Tucker, like the weed man plugged, which he's supposed to be selling it. Now he got to him in another problem. Now they trying to kill both of them. Yeah. So like, that would like, like some shit that like that was some fucked up shit to do. Like describe Medea for me. Medea, like, you know, basically just breaking down a black family system and say, yes. It's fun to hear like that grandma that just keep the family together. But like, but it's a lot of satire going on. Yeah. No, all these are black movies. All right. CB4. CB4 is probably the most relatable. Oh, that was when he played the crack. I never got to watch it though. But early Chris rock as an actor was, I think, is really fucking good. Although his top five movie is an amazing fucking type of ice cube movies. Let me tell you something about ice cube. Let me tell you something. And I'm going to point this out. Yeah. Every ice cube movie. He has played himself. Nobody else. And I'm going to tell you, look, first fight. Look, let's, all right. Let's go down to the bottom. Boys in the hood. He was mad. Yeah. Friday. He was mad in the condos. He was mad. In the condos. He was mad. I got to hook up. That's like a smile. Look, he was he was, he was, he was, yeah, he was mad. He got to fights. Yeah. Friday at the next. He was mad. All about Benjamin. He was mad. Barber shop mad. Like the shop was shut down. Again, Friday at the next. Mad again. Barber shop mad again. Or we there yet. Didn't fuck with the kids. Mad. First Sunday. Mad at Hill for that. Mad. On a, where Kiki Palmer. He was mad. Jekyll's promoters. He was mad. He was a jakey promoter. Like, right along. Mad at them. He didn't like Kevin Hart. Mad. He's going to first fight. He didn't like him. Mad. He didn't like know his second cast that he was. He never liked them. Wait, do you think, do you think guys cube is really like a angry dude? Shit. Boys in hood. It was like a man. He was mad in there too. He does not, like, it's not no movie where you see him. Like, yeah, man. There's no one movie right along to lottery ticket lottery ticket. Is that the moment where Mike gaps gets the lottery ticket? Yeah. No, no, no. He was in that one. That's bad while I movie. But he's in there. But I'm saying every moment. Oh, but the Benjamin is where my caps gets. Yes, that's where he was. He was a bounty hunter. Mad trying to get. Yeah. Every co-host that he was next to are we there yet? He did not like them kids. One thing about ice cube. He always had a part two of the movies, these mad movies. How much money? Ice cubes. How do you think ice cube is? Ice cube got to be 71. But he's a genius because he made it through Hollywood with being himself. 56. 56. He's younger than Joe Rogan. I know. That's fuck. Sorry, cute. But what I'm trying to say here, genius, to be able to go through Hollywood. It's how I don't need no script. I got it. I don't like them. Yeah. He didn't like Kevin. He didn't like Mike Eps. He didn't like Chris Tucker. All these legends and it was so dope how they played off each other. Yeah. But he just came in like I'm not going to like you and like 21 judges. It's such a good. It's such a comic. Great comic trope. Is the goofy crazy loose silly fun versus no. Yeah. It's such a good comic trope. Yeah. It's a good. It's like the duo. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. He just been like and I said nobody ever called this out. But ice cube don't be happy and even look at the covers of the movies. Look at him. He's mad on the covers. Click on right along. Look at the cover right along. Like like first fight, man. Like he's never like look at like he's mad through all that. Okay. If you had to replace, let's do this. If you had to replace that with white actors, who would be the mad white actor? Oh, that's a good question. I bet Bill Burrow be a great ice cube. Yeah. Bill Burrow would be a great one. Sebastian Manus Calco. Yeah. Look him up. Let me see. Rogan would be ice cube. Yeah. No. Joe Rogan. Yeah. I'll say it. Sorry. Dave Joe Rogan is still acted. Yeah. I could see him being that one because Sebastian's got like a not to like not to quantify. But like his whole thing is like who does that? Yeah. Why do you do that? The fuck's wrong with you? Yeah. He'd be good. I think he'd be good. How do you feel about how do you say his name from super bad? What's his name? The main character. Jon Hill. Yeah. Jon Hill. Like his career has like he has been so many people. He has changed. He's Jon Hill. Yeah. Jon. Jon. Jon. Jon. Jon. I feel like he got to a point where he was that that person where I thought he just wanted to change his image and his whole character. Like he was that goofy guy and I feel like he wanted to say it's a different version to me. He didn't want the glasses and like with him losing weight. I feel like if somebody you can get one spot, I feel like he got a story to tell. Yeah. I feel like he wanted to get away from this character where he was known. And I feel like he started to you know be something else. That's just me being a fair looking in. I'm a real fan. Like I'll tell you what. But you feel like it and change. Like how his movies change. Oh yeah. And I'm glad it did. Like when you look at him, I said this when I did my first movie. I said they like, who do you want to work with next? I said, I don't give a fuck about work with anyone. And my director was like my producer was like, no, like if you could work with someone. I think every white guy's answer is always it's always going to be Danny McBride or Owen Wilson or what's the Vince Vaughan? Jon Hill in my opinion is the best improv actor that's ever been out. Every take he does. And I don't, I've never worked with him. But from what I hear is a little bit different than the other one. And he comes in with so many options. And when you watch super bad and you watch the outtakes of him doing that rant that is all improv. Yeah. And so when you're that good and and it's got a sock to be type cast as and then we'll have this fat guy. And you're like, hold on. I'm actually a brilliant actor. Yeah. And like, no, no, I know, I know, no, but and because Hollywood doesn't write brilliant actor, they write fat guy. Like trust me, I've gotten a lot of Santa Claus scripts. Wow. Yeah. A lot. And I can see. So we can Hollywood. But like the scripts I get are like are pretty much one thing because that's what they're doing. And Jon was like, I, I don't need the money anymore. And I don't need your your description of me. I want to be who I want to be. Yeah. And I don't and I don't want to be trapped in this body. Dude, when I when I lost weight, the first time I lost a ton of weight, people like you're doing your career of 40, 50 pounds. And I was like, I remember good. Some of my best friends said, you just fucked up your stand up. I was like, what? Then I can't think you sure off anymore. I was like, why not? Then like, because you look at your shoulders. It was some of my best friends were like you do they expect you to get bigger like they just want me to be fatter yeah yeah and I think they want me to be fatter so they're happy yeah yeah I don't think they want me to be fatter I think so they know the money so they're like yes I don't know it's but this is me like my skinniest on the right and that's me on my fattest yesterday and then but like and I think Joe to help I was just like yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna make my own path yeah and it sucks like people go people may say to you like go we're looking for like someone just to be deadpan just sit there and be quiet and yeah and just be funny that way they don't know how you're funny they can't they can't quantify how you're funny and they just know it works yeah and they go yo we need someone to do this this this hey you come into this and then they tell you do do your thing and you I didn't know my phone was on you just take five pictures yeah you look look at him who's that look hey what's up what how you doing I'm still trying to figure it out and he said what the hell when he see you Jesus you see him and he said what the hell do you what the hell man he got my number one time and I didn't know he's like oh he's like what the hell like he called me like to call you goes what the hell yes and they caused me all the time and he was see what he looks like oh I'll try calling two rows of teeth one there and one here am I right the cameras right there that's I don't see and then he picks up what he won't he doesn't pick up for wait no oh okay oh he says what the hell he calls you at seven in the morning all the time what the hell where's he from Minnesota I start really time do you like being famous um see this is my thing I feel like when I and this is like something I talk about in my center where it's like people don't realize that they're famous people make you famous and I don't think and I'm used to name I don't think like Beyonce woke up one day I said look I can't go to Walmart no more I can't or I can't go to Target I feel like when you go do what you normally do they act like you shouldn't be there and that's when they make you famous like what like I go to TJ Maxx I'm in there and they're like what you doing in this motherfucker yeah and I'm like I'm trying to get a discount like you yeah and then I'm shopping with my daughter like what you doing in here and I feel like people make you feel like I can't go to these places no more yeah and they develop the word famous to make treat you differently like I feel like we're all the same I'm good for my talent you good for yours but people like I'm at the airport like what you doing here I gotta get on the flight yeah oh you sitting coach on the bathroom is like what you doing here in your own dick you sitting coach like you sitting in coach yes so now it's like I got God you getting in the kind of car you drive what you doing in that like and that's why I said people if we understood it's okay to be known for your talent and just like I love what you do keep doing it yeah man keep going it's cool but when you like sitting back and they fill me you and they listen to what you doing I just feel like like I'm thankful to be this and I'm thankful for that you appreciate what I do and I love thank you and I want everybody to know you can chase your dreams that's that but I don't never feel like I'm better than nobody but certain people make you that way and that's like young jock he was doing Uber what are you doing Uber and what if he just won the Uber one day yeah so I feel like people develop the word famous on the people that's interesting yeah like you can't just go do like you can't just walk down the street well I was about to say what your shirt off you could but like if I was walking down the street my shirt off sweating and it's like well he on drugs what's wrong with him like yeah I can't just do what and it takes away like like I couldn't live like but I'm watching literary Michael Jackson can you look at Michael Jackson creates he created the on store he bought a grocery store he rented out a grocery store say rented out a grocery store and pay actors in there so he can go shopping for the first time and I'm watching this and this was like he had to do that because he never been shopping before and that's why I said it's like could imagine seeing Michael Jackson and make it anywhere Walmart they gonna be like wait don't look who it is and he's not gonna be able to shop and that's a this is crazy to say and I look at this he really was this happy three and he was like happy he rented out that in bad pay actors in there because then it would grow she shopping before if they were shopping so I felt like you know this reveal environment had people in there that I knew pretending is if they were shopping so I felt like you know this reveal environment had my cousins just like they were back boys and I went I went shopping it was green they planned everything right down to the music all you want to do is go to the grocery store now people know who you are with your stuff put the glove on what would be your version of this like let's say let's say every dream you've ever put in in your journal comes true this month this year by this the 2026 you're in a movie with ice cube called man that guy's angry right and it's a hit movie and you're and you got everyone's like you're the shit and you can't go out and do the things like what would be your thing but you love doing all that get took it away yeah got taken away oh that's a good way I getting up and going by myself I get up and go alive by myself and it would be it's taking away now where it's like I had to have somebody with me I feel like I can't be like imagine they should pay up by itself anywhere it's impossible like so imagine when you get that famous because I'm like D famous like damn he's still going like keep going yeah see yeah it's not like a like we accept you like a list is like we accept you like we love you yeah you know see it's like you know like catch up like catch up the a it was big like bitch you on the way you know but with me being D famous D list it's like I can imagine certain people that's on a level to where they presentation it's everything and they judge you like it's people that's going to have bad days and it's okay like you know it's like everybody's still going through normal things and I learn not to treat people like what I see them at I understand it it's a person behind that just because I see a cashier at McDonald's I don't treat you like that I understand you still a personality I feel like some people that still don't know you still are human being you're not a robot you know so I understand people judge people for their jobs it's like it's something behind that yeah like Beyonce still has to you know go take shits you know she still got diarrhea you know she still got family that she loves she still might have like a bad day so when you know promise up you at the airport you gotta you can't let nobody like yeah not pictures right now I'm kind of you know my grandma just died it was a fuck like I need this picture now oh I was with the I was with the I was with my daughter she was having a moment she was crying and we're having like a parenting moment we were I mean we were standing in public and somebody just came out I was like hey man can I get a picture and I was like I'm I'm trying to deal with something just all right when you're done and I was like I'm not gonna be done for a while she's crying he's like oh then let's just bang out a selfie real quick before I go and it makes you feel like shit both ways it's crazy because my daughter was living and I was like I understand I understand this guy yeah I get his brain yeah because I've seen famous people and not and not known how to interact and go like hey can I get a picture like I did it I did I did the thing that I hate the people do to me to big boy from outcast where I got a picture and then we got on the plane we were sitting in front of each other and I asked for another one and I was like I already got and I did it I went I already got the picture I hate when people do this to me why am I doing this to prove I was with them in two places and so I understand that I but it's crazy when you say that to get up and go is I I was to talk about Theo one more time I asked Theo the other day I was like hey do you travel alone he travels everywhere by himself yeah he goes everywhere by himself he has no team it's him he gets on a plane by himself yeah he walked by himself I was talking to my wife we were talking about the possibility of infidelity it wasn't she wasn't accused of me anything but we were joking and I said I haven't been alone in seven years I haven't been alone somebody in your business someone's been next to me for seven years if not one person seven people have been with me for seven years yeah and that's It's interesting to say that because it would be nice. I mean, obviously you get what you want 'cause you work for it and then you want the team and you want to create and you want to make things. But I see what you're saying of like the old school college days for me of like getting up and just disappearing and no one asking where I was and not caring to check in with anyone. No one going like, well, I'm worried about you. Where did you go? Yeah. Because of my brother. He was like, yeah, it's a place where you going there. It's titties and ass everywhere. You got pay to get in. You can pick who you want. I can't go in there. You can't go in there. No, you can't. Man. But he's like, I don't know. It sounds fun though. Do you remember the first time you got that you ruined a strip club for your friends? Yo. And that is because I threw a lot of money. Yeah. And every time we go or they, they sing with me, they're like, all right, he's here. He's back. Yeah. And it's like, I, like I just want some chicken today. Are you talking about Magic City? Blue Flane. Okay. Because Magic City's got the best wings in the fucking world. Yeah. Yeah. It's the chicken. I was like, wait, Blue Flames got good chicken. Yeah, but let's, you know, it's Magic City got it though, but I was just in Blue Flane because it's like, it's bigger. It's a bigger space. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I want your strip club with veterans to kind of the community. Well, you got your strip club. Do you strip? Or do you keep your club? No, they asked me to take my shirt off all the time. Yeah. All the time. They're like, hey, come on. What's the difference between like the white girl strip club and the black girl strip club? Uh, it's a power dynamic. Uh-huh. That stripper conducts herself with more power than a white stripper. White stripper comes from a place of, of, uh, I hope I'm, I apologize, it's just my perspective. And I just thought about this because we were at Magic City with Pac-Man, um, a white stripper comes from a, from a punching down place. Uh-huh. When you get a lap dance from a white stripper, you almost feel bad for it. Yeah. Like, uh, what happened to her life? Yeah. Yeah. She is in control. She's in power. Yeah. She's directing the narrative. She's a hell of a jury. Oh, yeah. She's like, there is, you don't ever, I mean, from as a white guy, this is a white guy. Like if, uh, and I'm just saying, like, ballpark rules, if the rules are, you can't touch my ass. Yeah. You don't touch a black chick's ass twice. You don't have to white chick's ass twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Black strippers, the first black strip club ever went to his Magic City. And I was on XC and I was blown away at how much more fun it was. Yeah. It wasn't sad. It wasn't like, like, it wasn't like, like a rural. It's a different world. Yeah. It's a, it's a party. Yeah. And everyone's a part of it. And yeah, it's, I mean, it's still dance, even if they ain't getting money. Yeah. And it's just like, like, you know, the white girl school, they dance like, like, that's the white girl. They just like, like, you know, we want to dance. And there's like, oh, you know, and then what girl's like, you're going to take this fucking dance? Like, you want to show me a shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Open the bottle champagne. We must spend so much bottles, so much money on champagne. So order another and then start ordering shit for you. Yeah. Get it. Six A bottles of it. The fridge isn't open. Have them open in it. Yeah. Yeah. Open this the fridge. Like, let me tell you the first. First of all, what's your show club? We should call Pac Man here his difference between white strippers and black strippers. I bet he's never been with the white stripper. Right. Oh, yeah. But let me tell you, the first time I went to a strip club, I'm in there and I see all the women I like. Black stripper club? Yeah. It was all everything. Everything. Okay. I see all the women I like. And then it's one that come I don't really care for. She come up and she's like, one of the dads and I said, I was like, I ain't got no money on that. It's got my debit card. She says to ATM right there. I'm like, what the fuck? That was my excuse. And I did not know AT. This is my first. So I'm at the ATM. I'm getting the money. She's still right there. And I'm like, I'm going so slow. And she's like, if she's looking like, I'm just like, yeah, it's like you can take out how much ever you want. And I'm like, please get away. And I didn't know. I didn't know. And I was my first lie. That was like, that get exposed. And it was like, damn, and she got the money. And you know, it just, it just made me feel like shit. Yeah. You know, and it was just like, you know, I got to come make it here, but not, I'm not looking at you. It's a, it's a weird. You got to say no. It's a weird energy to not make eye contact with people to be like, oh, fuck, don't look at her. Because it, it's almost like, have you been in New York? Uh-huh. The first time you walked through Washington Square Park and people are trying to sell you weed. You don't know if you're from the South. You don't know that like people going smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke is like, I think that I thought they want a cigarette. So it's like, oh, no, I don't have one. And you just don't start the conversation. But those, that strip club energy is like, it's crazy. It reminds me of you, too, when you're watching a favorite show and ads keep popping up. Yeah. So it's like, you can skip what you want or you can watch it. It's like, skip that. It's a ad here. Come and add. That's what, like our love phrases, like even when all of my friends went here, come and add. It's like, hey, man. So it's like, let's try to skip over this one. If you started the strip club, what food would you serve? Well, I would try to, you know what? I would serve pancakes and I would serve pancakes with like pancakes burger pancakes chicken like the pancakes because like, you know, cakes and I called a club cakes. That's a business. That's a brilliant business. Yeah. I don't know why they don't make more pancake tacos because it's, it's always just a sweet thing. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I remember the first time I've had chicken a while. What's that look like? Pancake tacos? I should make those. I can't wait to get all this mucus out of me. Get an IV today. Get an IV. I'm scared. You want to know who got me my first IV? Who? I want to, like, you got to look them up. Listen to him. He's a dope person and he got like, people look at him as image, but NBA young boy. I, I wrote his name down. I don't know anything about him. Yeah. I don't know. I know his name, but I don't know anything about him, him or, or NBA young thug. Is there another guy named young thug? Yeah. What's at what? Tell me about him. I feel like that's the thing when you get older, all of a sudden someone shows up and they're super hot and like everyone's talking about them and you're like, well, fuck, I don't know who that is. That's young thug. Go to NBA young boy. Yeah, and when I tell you, he's so chill and cool, like, yeah, like, Louisiana. Okay. And he's like, right now he's on tour. Look at his tour right now. It's like he's, they calling him like the Michael Jackson. Yeah. I saw that. That's how I saw him. His tour is crazy right now. Yeah. It's going like where it's stadiums and what are they doing at his tour that they were all everyone's talking about, oh, it's like his tour is where they go, the, the cheap seats come down to the expensive seats. Yeah, they taken over and they're taking over and it's just videos of people going like this person paid $9,000 for taking to pay 15. What are you doing? We got to go to one together. I'll do it. I'll do it. We'll get, we'll pay for expensive seats. And then watch everyone flood us. Yeah. Go, go away. Go back. He got one. The Atlanta coming up. The Atlanta's going to be fucking said, yeah, stay far marina. Yeah. October 18th. Am I on the road? Are you on the road? On a Wednesday. I may not be. Am I on the road? October 18th? Oh, fuck. That's the Saturday. What does it say Wednesday? They all say Wednesday. They got two shows there, right? All they want. Yeah. On the 15th. October 15th. Yeah. And he got the 18th. Fuck. And in the 18th too. Who opens for him? He got it. It's different people. Yeah. So when you, if you want to go to an M, if you want to go to a show, can you text him and be like, Yo, can you get me tickets? Yeah. Yeah. I'll get you backstage. Really? And then we, do you get intimidated in the backstage? Cause I'm sure there's a ton of people. I get, when you, when you go backstage in Atlanta to an NBA young boy show, it's got to be the who's who. Yeah. Everyone's got to be there. The thing is that I tell people, when you're around people that got big names and you're excited, it's always be you. I feel like we, like in you, you can speak for experience. You been next to where this is naturally like Daniel, when you meet him, it's just him. Like, I feel like when you be you, people can accept who you are and also don't tell yourself, don't be weird. Be weird. Be you. Cause if you stop yourself from me and yourself, it can be like weird like, okay, like, you know. So that's what said, I ended the term is like your friendship, like, you know, I always tell people, if you come backstage to one of my shows, have a blast. I want you to have a blast. Yeah. And yeah, you got to meet. I think y'all do good together backstage. Like, yeah, post my loan. Hey, I got to like kick it. Yeah. I'm ran into him one time. I mean this out of respect. I don't mean this shitty, but like, he has so much going on on his face that I did not recognize him. Yeah. You can get, we first started off. It started getting a lot of tattoos. But it was like, we were in a, and also he was in me and I once again, being careful with what I say. He was in my space. He was at the backstage at the comedy store. Uh-huh. So he was in my space. So I saw a guy with like gold teeth, all the tats, the big beard, smoking a cigarette. We almost bumped into each other and he was like, Hey, man, huge fan. I was like, and as soon as he said that, I went, all thanks, kind of directed eye contact and walked away. And someone was like, Yo, post Malone knows who you are. And I was like, what? I was like, post Malone, I had to go back and go, I didn't recognize you. Yeah. And he was like, really? But he has so much going on that like it's a lot and so if you're if you're changing if you're getting recognized Yeah, you can get call off carb. He was very sweet. I took a picture with him. Yeah, that's like me I like I have my braids and my afro like like you you lost weight You had it so sometimes people do change the image a lot Do you like did you like when he was doing hip-hop? Did you like postman like that? Yeah I like when people would be comfortable with themselves. Yeah, and they live in a truth like in I'm learning I don't care to point fingers. I don't care about all this and that because Like I tell people don't match ugly with ugly even if you feel like they don't like it's okay Like let them figure that let them go through it. So how much ugly? I Learn like not to get people you got me fucked up. I feel like People pass those out so much Like when are you gonna really use you got me fucked up and prime example so Mike can go to Make Donald's good day. What order wrong? You got me fucked up so I can cut them off on a roll You got me fucked up. It's like why do you care so much that somebody can get in your brain and say you got me fucked up Like how many you gonna pass out? Yeah, so again Yeah, like like it's like how many I don't got that many you got me fucked up. I got like two of them a month And when I use it. I really use it good like me from my wife Kids my kids But other than that you like I understand that this is normal. It's okay like I don't have to live in this moment forever Yeah, and once you ask yourself do I got to live in this moment forever. Sorry like if somebody cut you off I get it beat. I'm not about to follow you home. I don't have to live in that moment forever Yeah, the the strongest thing is the they're the most powerful thing is not giving a fuck. Yes That's what I said when you if you deal with someone young in the service industry and they don't give a fuck and You give a fuck and they don't there's nothing more powerful when I work I used to work at Barnes and Noble I remember one time This lady asked for a magazine You had to take the escalator up to get the mag to the magazines Usually if I took the escalator up. I was going to get where the coffee was. Yeah, so she got behind me and I took up the escalator And I walked past the magazines and I forgot she was with me and I got In line to get coffee And she was dead and next to me. She's like, what are we doing? And I went oh shit I forgot you were here and she was like what I was like yeah, I'm sorry. I guess my head is just not into this I go they're over there and she was like no, you need to take me over there. Uh-huh. I was like I'm getting a coffee She was like no, you were helping me first. I was like oh, yeah, I don't I'm gonna get a coffee I didn't give a fuck if I got fire then care. Yeah, she was so livid. Yeah, I did not care Yeah, and me not caring was so much more powerful. Yeah, then anything she could have said to my my manager Dwayne Yeah, she the way he's black. No, yeah, he was yeah, yeah, yeah, and He was he asked me if I wanted to be a manager and I was like, you know, right? And he was like I'm a manager and I was like exactly And he was like it's benefits. He's like you went to college or an English major and I was like Yeah, I don't think that part of my will doesn't exist anymore. So I got I made the right call. No, that was good That's like that you like and that's what I said and guess what she went and she told a lot of people that story And you went on about your life and she probably talked about that story to this day. Yeah, like oh, I remember him He's that fucker. They walk I have what if they what if they made a pill called I don't give a fuck How good I guess it's called weed. No, that's cocaine cocaine. Yeah, cocaine. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, okay I've never seen a cracker that gives a fuck about shit what they dress what they do how they steal that's what that is Yeah, they don't give a fuck I'm in my world that's ultimately what all drugs are is a day does get on give a fuck. Yeah, especially drink it when you drop I don't give a fuck you go to jail You go to jail you want a couple I went to fuck happy. That's the only thing where you come down from the I don't give a fuck like you like Fuck it. I need another wife Yeah, I give a fuck next morning like drunk people are so cool. I look like they just stay at home like the ones like I had a drunk uncle He just stayed at home and he got drunk and he just got mad at When he ran out of beer and it was just so his name was Uncle Rob And it was just amazing and relaxing to know that you can drink your own shit and sit on this couch and watch football and watch It just stay out of the way There's no there's no better feel I know the feeling Uncle Rob had. Yeah, there's no better feeling than having a plethora of beer in your fridge. Yeah, and knowing all you got to do is get up and get another one and then that sound Reflection that that crack in open sound the the sound about this sound when you're when you got nothing to do Uh-huh, and you and it's like the best is when it's on a Sunday and you got a flight on Monday and you're going I'm gonna pack my bag. I'm gonna fucking watch him YouTube and then you got a six pack club And it's in the fridge and you got four left this sound Yeah, so and then I heard it. I said he'd back your drunk And then why when they wake up and under a derine it was that you know I just thought about this because my mind is so random they should get you It's a new season that can't get a hill you should go get you a character on here You need an animation carol can't go the hell It's like it'll be big. Yeah, yeah, if you could do if you could reboot one franchise and make like one animated franchise Pull up animated franchises that we could they could reboot what would you which one would you reboot? Well a lot of people I'm gonna probably get hateful saying this but they said the bone docs. I never watch the bone docs. I never watch the Bulldogs. I knew a couple guys that wrote on it. Yeah, the book don't like animated franchise is Universal type in universal Universal's got the kind of the best ones in the old school ones Click that make it bigger I know none of that child's play that's Chuckie. Wow. Hey animation Chuckie is considered animation. I don't think so. What do you want to play? What do you would pack or be a good one? I let it all Ted I don't know any of this You don't know Ted who? You mean the Ted Wait the teddy bear. Yeah. Oh, yeah, of course. Let me ask you this. That's so funny. Can you go to Lion King Toy Story? If you had to get rid of what which one Lion King I said the same thing. I asked the road that and I feel like Toy Story I learned a lot. Yeah, it was a group of friends toys that stayed together and he was loyal to them. There's a million types of Lion King stories out there. Yeah, like Bambi's a Lion King story The jungle books of Lion King story. But who would you say is the main character on Toy Story? What do you or Buzz Lightyear? It's Woody It's people will say Buzz Lightyear. I have who got paid more as I'll tell you I guarantee you Tom Hanks got paid more than Jim Allen Let's see who got paid more than what Tom Allen would say Buzz Lightyear is the main character No This Buzz Lightyear got his own movie though. What do you don't? They got paid $50,000 each See are you They got 50 fucking thousand dollars That's the crazy thing when let me ask question I'm gonna ask See look I bet I mean, who's the main character and Toy Story Buzz Lightyear or Woody? Um Buzz Lightyear. All right. I'll call you right back. People are saying Buzz Lightyear. I said we'll see that's a white chick. Yeah That's who type in who's the little cues right there. It's Woody Yeah, but that's like who's up front. It's Woody. See everybody. Buzz Lightyear's smaller. Let's do Tristan Tristan's black. Okay type in who's the main character and It's funny. This is what it's conversation led into like nothing, but it's all dope. Hey Tristan Told you Hey, who's the main character? Yeah, this yeah, this district look What's that brother? How you doing? Who who is the make who's the main character Toy Story or Buzz Lightyear? What and what Woody out Woody and Toy Story Woody or Buzz Lightyear Neither they're both are see everybody got to own idea of what everybody saying and why he said who's the lead character in Star Wars? Who's the lead character in Star Wars on solo or Luke Skywalker? It's Luke Skywalker It's Luke. Yeah, I was against the border, but it's Luke. It is Okay, it's Luke's story Yeah, this looks story. It's Luke's story. You're right I don't say goodbye. Yeah, it's rude The test of my body like this is like that's forever like I want to live forever I like that. There's this hang up. I like that a lot. All right real quick before we wrap up I'm gonna get you out of here. What uh, I need black phrases. I hear wrap up. I'm thinking like. No, I'm not saying bye. I'm not saying bye Um, what do I mean? You taught me type shit. Mm-hmm. You won year ago. Uh, taking me through there Take you're making these up. No, I'm Watch I'm trying to tell you. Look, we call it. Watch this. He's gonna finish it. I don't we gonna do this Uh, finish it finish it. Take me through there Take me through there all the way in it. No, okay I'm sorry That's the phrase that we got in it like that's taking me through there and taking me through there like take me through there That's like Like take me through like what you want to talk like if you tell me stories that look let me tell you what the fuck like take me through there I got your man went on a date last night you take me through there. Yeah, take me through there. Take me through there You gotta say I like that though. Yeah, you gotta say take me through there. So it's like the story Like the it's the story Take me through there me through there. So yeah, so look it's a thing. It's a song. Hey, let me let me try with my daughter. Okay. See if she knows it yet. All right. Let's see. All right. You ready? I'm going to tell me if I use it right. Mm-hmm. What's this call? Hi. Sorry. I'm damn it. See she says sorry. Oh, it's your daughter. My daughter. My oldest one is 12. Yeah. Yeah. You're the youngest one. I got three kids in there. I'm at the youngest. Yeah. So I got different races. Okay. So I got the Mexican, the black one, you know, I got the white and black one. Okay. I'll buff Asian next. You go for Asian. Yeah. Yo, Sandra. Well, no, I'm not just saying. Sandra, what would be a good black Asian name for someone? Mm-hmm. This. This is different. This is different. Yeah. Yeah, this. Yeah, this, like D.I.S. D.I.S. S. What do you mean this? Yeah, this. But you have to say, you got to say the D loud. This. This. Yeah. Sandra, what's a good, like, give me a good black Asian name. This is good. Like, yeah, blaze your name. Yeah. How you read Harry Potter book before? No, no, no, no. My brother, he said he could read one in the day. I'm like, it's impossible. I go. I go. Isn't that, uh, in that, uh, in that. Yeah, I go. Yeah. That's a good one. You don't have any kids. You got one more. I want to adopt though. I want to adopt. For real? Yeah. I'm, I'm going to do it. I got a whole bit on foster kids. Mm-hmm. Are you like bad? What? No. I'm going to try tonight. Like, like, do you say bit? Like, like, put in a bit. I'm talking about doing two spots tonight. Can you tell me something in life? What is that thing? I always seen it on movies when people used to like going for 50, like, it was a crowd of people and they used to bid on like, how much some go for? What was that? Sounds like slavery. Oh, no. It was like, no, it was like a movie. They had them in movies. Remember here in white chicks? Well, he was like, well, he was like betting scene. He was like, he was like, going for 50 when white chicks. He got an auction. No, go to white chicks, uh, uh, Bidding. I love that your reference is white chicks. Bidding. Bidding. Bidding. It's an auction. I got What is that mean? What was that for? I never understood that. I'm bidding for and they had girl, like, it was always on TV show where you can bid girls and stuff. This is this back in the day, you'd be able to take one of them out on date. They do a bid. They still do it in some places, but you sororities would say that this is not done anymore, but in like the 80s, it's a little bit of a trope in this. I mean, you could take the hottest girl out that you'd bid to take her out on date. So like, someone would be in the she get the money. No, no, no, the money goes to charity. So they do it. They do it with celebrities now, like, uh, and evening with Berkricer. And I think I did want actually I did one and I went to dinner with a family, but they got to bid on whether or not they. And so you raise like $10,000 and the idea is they want to meet you. They want to spend quality time with you. And then they bid. The money goes to charity. I've done it before I've done it to get by love. I love auctions. I fucking love auctions. Yeah. That's what I said. I knew it. I knew you would know. And by the way, just to be clear, that is exactly how slavery went also. Wow. Yeah, they're crazy. It's yeah. I seen it like in a day. She pale skates and shit. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking insane. Yeah. But but yeah, those auctions, it's an old school thing. They start kissing booths. Yeah. I never understood it. And it'd been on my mind every time I see it. No, no, nothing about that though. They're kissing booths. Yeah. I remember that. I remember that going up. And then will you go and you go line up and everyone would kiss the check. So they're good. So they and she kiss everyone. Yeah. I remember like these are all I just remember seeing these in movies. Like yeah. Isn't that crazy at kissing booths? And another thing before we go to I want you know what chairs came from. No. All right. So look before I tell you, I want to look it up. Chairs came from two leaders. They was on the boat. You know, back then. And they had beer in the glass. And chairs came from. They wanted to trust each other, not the poison me. So my liquor getting yours and my getting yours. That's where cheers came from. True. Look it up. I can't read. Well, it doesn't say that at all. I don't think she on the wrong one. No, I say cheers. No, honest. It's trust me. Tears began as a French word meaning face that evolved to be enjoy. It's later. No. Chairs would beer. Uh, cheers. Because like, yeah, see like cheers. Like they take beer. Yeah. Beer origin still says the same thing. Wait. Tell me about this. How about this? Clinking glasses. Clinking glasses. That's the right one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you meant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The tapping of the glass. Yeah. And it's cheers. That's crazy. I love little shit like that. Like, do you know those guys that are on Instagram where they're like in 1952. And then they tell this story and then they go, and that's how we got let the cat out of the bag. Yeah. Yeah. I love making those up. Yeah. Give me like, you want to see if I see, give me something. And I'll tell you how it happened. Uh, okay. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, that, uh, what is the saying out there? I know I got a good saying on there. Oh, what did that, if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you drop off a bridge too? Why was that a big saying? That's so crazy. It's because, uh, when they built the San Francisco bridge, the guy that built the bridge. Right. He had a twin brother. Take me through there. Uh, I can't wait to use that. I can't wait to use that. The guy that built the San Francisco bridge, his name is Ricky Armand. He had a brother named Dickie Armand. They built, they each started on one, one side of the, of the river of the, the straight. So one start here, one start here, and they started building until they met in the metal. And when they got in the middle, Ricky said, uh, whoever gets their first jumps off, whoever gets their first jumps off. And it turns out when they got to the middle, they met. They couldn't tell who got their first. So they both jumped off. And we lost both guys to build San Francisco bridge. And that's how we got the phrase, uh, if your friend jumps off a bridge, would you jump to? Cause everything and now no one builds bridges anymore. Right. And we needed them to, yeah. Right. He just made that up. Yeah. You know how to lost. So good to be in a relationship. That's scary. Uh, I'm not going to lie like that. No, not anyone. Just, uh, ask me where I, I'm going to ask, I almost get Leanne up here. So one time, uh, Leanne found a pair of jeans in my bag, a pair of women's jeans in my bag. And she goes, who's at ease? And I was like, I don't know. No, I wasn't lying. But I start, I get so uncomfortable that I start laughing. And it looks like I'm lying. Right. And I start going, I don't know. Right. Like, or it could be, you don't know, because you don't know what your chicken was. I don't know. I really honestly didn't know how they got in there. Uh-huh. And then she started starting to stop laughing. I go, no, I really don't know. Yeah. So when I, and I am so bad that I start giggling and laughing. And then it turns out they were her friend Julie's jeans. Do you remember that story? Her friend Julie, they put them on warm. And then her friend Julie goes, whose jeans are those? They go, these are ones in Birch bag. And Julie the whole time was like, fuck him. He's a liar. He's a liar. Divorce him. Take his money. And I was like, so did she set you up? She's here. No, she was a friend of ours. Is she still around? Yeah. I think so. She doesn't Missouri. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from Kansas City. You got to watch off of people out there. Yeah. She's from like old school Missouri too. Yeah. Me too. Really? Yeah. I love you from Kansas City. Yeah, Kansas City, Missouri. Yeah. Are you from outside Kansas City? Uh, like, yeah. So you got Kansas City and you got Kansas. So can't you wait, are you from Kansas? No, Kansas City. Cause that's the, that's the, don't get that fuck that one. I was 13 years old. Yeah. Don't fuck that man. You never fucked that up. Yeah. Why is it different? I don't just find out that Louisiana and Baton rules are two different things. Don't fuck that up. I thought I'm performing in Baton Rouge. Is that bad? Just don't say, was that Louisiana? Like, make some noise, Louisiana and say Baton rules. For real? Yeah. Why? Because it's just, it's a respect thing and it's like, this is where we come from. This is from, you need game on the show. I got, I'm obsessed with them. I did, I did a deep dive on. I mean, I don't know if there's real, but they said there was this yeah. So what then? Is that the end? We can't do it on the podcast. It's talking about what you heard. And did you hear the first sense of that you say it? You listen to what the fuck you was about to say. Anybody could be next. Just, just stop. Me, are you? I can't know how to help him back. Yeah. So your favorite cereal is what? I never understood Captain Crunch. Like, and why tricks of a key. It's like why they never let him eat the cereal. I never saw like a lot of cereal characters was very weird when you look back at it. Like silly rabbit tricks of a kids. They're like, he's a his cereal brand of what? You guys, you guys, like prostitutes like prostitutes was weird. They have no more cereal on your face. Let me just said. I'm not a street guy. I know the street rules. I'm sure I know. I'm not a street guy, but I know the street rules. Have you hung out with your pillow? I've never got to. I got to see him. He's like, he's like this guy. And you just say that. And it's like, what? Tell me more. And he goes on by the day. But I think he does it there. Everybody. You know how to like make you feel good. He does. No, it's man. Yeah, he might make you feel good. Captain is too, I think. Yeah. I think they're both like this. I think Cat will probably be not so loud. If he ain't got none to say, he's not going to me. He's like, okay, like, I ain't gonna say, I ain't gonna say. But they should go out as wave. Oh, like, he could, but you remember, you see my video? Like, yeah, I say, I love it. Keep going. Yeah. Like they ain't go about, they never seen you shit. Yeah. But that's like, you know, this is the good thing. What about Kevin? Kevin Hart is somebody that got a big lane go. He knows how to talk and he will lose you in the conversation. Yeah. Kevin Hart got so many words, like, let me tell you something. He got so many different versions of him. And it is so, like, he's so intelligent. I see why he is. Where he at. And then it's like, what's that called? If he could be an animal, the Armadilla, where he can just play Dan, what is that? It's a chameleon. Yeah. Same thing. No, not at all. Yeah. Same thing. You're right. Yeah. Armadillas. Armadillas and chameleons are like, they're like, uh, alleyways and crocodiles. Same thing. Yeah. So wait. Can you explain? Can you explain? I don't mean this shitty, but like, uh, the eye-show speed and, and the carcinot, do they stream? Do they? I mean, are they streaming all the time? I'll tell you the backstory. Cautionator, somebody that started streaming from New York and when he blew up a rat, you could do a rat. Cautionate rat. He was in New York and a rat ran across his room and that blew him up and he kept one and he kept it. He put in bears because he's in New York and he wanted to stream. Look, you see it. And I was him. That was his room. You see how? Oh my gosh. It blew up. Everybody in the town was like, oh my God. Like, and he fell in bears. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. And that, that moment made him like, from what I know, it made him feel bad. But he kept going because he's like, I didn't want, I wanted to stream, but the environment I am, it was bad. I didn't want to like, and his family was loud. He said, his brother and sister, so he kept going in. That moment, him going through that pain made everybody watch his glow up. So that moment kept going. I saw speed as somebody that was streaming, that was blowing up shit in this house. Blowing up shit like fireworks, everything is blowing shit up. I saw speed is, is really fast, right? Yeah. And, and he, and it all started gaming, right? No. Oh, really? Yeah, do it. Like, do I just, I saw speed biggest moment? I think he put his, and then, and it's just like kept, uh, well, but he just go in that room. Oh, just like, yeah, he was in there, like a tent behind there. And he just, oh, you could just put house on fire, but I think his house got on fire when he did the fireworks. Really? Like, yeah, he just put it on fire, like, yeah, he just did shit like this in his room. And he also is very fast, right? Yeah. Imagine hearing your kid in there doing that, and then walking in and seeing this. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Can you imagine watching this live? Yeah. And that's what, look at the comments. You see the comments? Holy shit. Oh, oh, that had to catch this room on fire. Yeah. Where did it go? Where did it go? Mom. Oh, my God. Mom. Oh, my God. Those were all fireworks. Yeah. He's going to do it. Light them all up. And he let it, like, we're still starting getting on fire, yeah. And I was like, Mom, I say he was just, oh, that's the fucking fire. Yes. So hold on, hold on. Can I ask the dumbest question, like, if I, if me and you had done this live, streamed it. Yeah. And then I had planned, like, bringing a cobra. Uh-huh. Then that would go viral. It's not necessary, like, because certain people are in a bunch of poisonous snakes. Yeah. When, when, when stuff like that, you can see the organic seed where I just want to do what I want to do. And then you can see people that want to force it. It's like you, you took your shut up because they feel good to you. You know what I mean? Comedias are probably trying to do what you do. And it's like, I see him make it, but you just, you just, that's what we call the original. So I feel like the real understand, and it's the energy and the air, the original. Oh, the original. Okay. That is, that felt like I got to see it. You just want to see it. Yeah. All right. So this is him running. He really is fast, right? Yeah. Uh huh. Wow. And so now they walk around, because I, I forget who he's on tour, but do they walk around with like backpack in the camera? Yeah. Straight. And it streams live wherever they are. I said that did a 30 day straight live and invited guests over for 30, and you could see him. Does it? Those are 30 days. And he didn't did it three times already. He does it at like in October, I believe, or last month, the marathon. Is they do, they do the sleepovers at, at Kevin Hart Towns? Yeah. And then, but overall, I was just respect to them because they created something and it's letting kids know that you can't do this on a screen. Remember back then, it used to be wrong to be a geek on a computer. Remember what I grew up? It was like, no computer stuff. You just like a geek glasses. Oh, yeah. I love what they doing because they get people to like, if you don't want to get it out of five, you can be entertained behind a computer screen. Wow. That's really crazy. And it's open in the door for people to, you know, not be on the streets and, you know, trying to get a job and you can actually get by so constantly. And speed has made the younger generation get more and to less through the internet. And they're not, they're not getting fucking wasted and smoke weed. Yeah. They're just going out and doing like I watch, I watch, it's so funny how they showed up and like, I say this about Nicki Minaj, I remember when Nicki or no, Cardi B, Cardi B came out. Like look up the longest girl streaming. She's still streaming right now. I think she's been streaming for like three years. What? Longest stream ever. I think it's still going on Twitch or something. I think you can click on it. You can look it up Twitch. So she sleeps and stuff, right? Yeah. Yeah. She just like her life. And you watch her sleep. Yeah, they will. Yeah. Right here. I think she's still alive right now. I don't know. She here right now. Holy shit. She been. How long they say she been on stream? It's like four years. So I don't know where it's at. She probably stepped out. Probably took a shot. But yeah, she been streaming. So then is that something that's the comments over there? How many people watching her right now? You just go over. How many, the red, the red bodies right there, the number. I can't see it. Oh, 60. Yeah, it's 1809 people. So it's different than Instagram Live. Yeah, it's different. And so, and it's on Twitch. Yeah. So then you get a Twitch account. And then I saw the dude who just came over and was like, this is who? Oh, yeah, Nate Jackson came over and he had a backpack and a fucking thing. And then I saw someone doing it and it was crazy. They had a camera and a phone here. And they're following the guy around. Yeah, I was like streaming watching their live. He started streaming. Nate got so much fucking money. Does he? Yes. Really? He's been gifting people like like $5,000 on there because you can give people like Justin and he just give his just like he sent a close. So Christ not you go on and you might get people paying him, yeah, like, but it's entertainer brand is paying no, no, no, kids are giving him money, subbing out. It's ups. But it's entertainment for you to show us your, just imagine if we could just watch your life all day. Be boring as fuck. It's all different from Netflix. How we pay that monthly and we get to watch. So the fact that you're entertaining. So if I was like, so if I was like, yo, I'm going, okay. So theoretically, I was like, I'm going to go streaming and who's the first person to look at that 57. He got 57,000 people watching him on the side. I don't know who that is, but he's live right now. He's just watching, he's watching Plants soccer. He got 57,000 people watching. People they just watch show. How long have you been live? Four hours. So can I ask you? He didn't probably made like $10,000. Can I ask a really like remedial boomer question, but like, why would someone like, are they why? Is he funny? It ain't all about that. Just imagine it's no different from YouTube when you put your interviews out, but they get to see you imagine that your interviews are funny. I'm saying you, it ain't, everybody got their own definition of what they like because I ain't all that. I can see they should pay a lot on stream. I watch the stream because I want like what the fuck me does outside of this. Yeah, I probably would. Like if they did. He's imagining if they were playing in it all right. You should tell him with stream live out of his barn that he, yes. You were watching. And you would watch Erica Badu go up and play music. Yes. Oh, yeah. Should probably never do that except it would ruin, it would ruin his, the thing that makes him Dave. Yeah. Some people feel like that too. Yeah. God dang. Just imagine if fans could watch Beyoncé live for a week. Imagine if you just imagine if you got a peek into Beyoncé's life where she was, she wake up and like listen, we have a, we need to look at jewelry today for the whole globe. She's pulling in like a million people just watching. That's all like, you know, and that's why you got to appreciate everybody that's doing something. right now my buddies in Saudi Arabia, Arabia performing for a bunch of princes. And the guys that started 9/11. And how cool. And he was with a lion the other day. They drugged the lion as Peter would be through the roof about it. But the friend of mine, I won't mention his name. I don't want to get him in trouble. But he, but if he was streaming live, hanging out and watching. Oh, fuck yeah. And then so, and then Kai's not and I showed Peter so big that people go, I want to be on his live stream. Yeah. Yeah. So like, yo, can you come there? Moment. Yeah. It's cool. They got a thing called clip for me and clip for me is where. Like right now, I will say some crazy shit. And I know somebody from this interview is going to take that moment and make it look bigger than that. I was like, I'm like, what's your problem with me? You got to add a two. Yeah. And then they're like, they go take that moment. Like Marco crashes out on you and they go to see on TikTok. And they're not going to watch so for them. You're like, Oh, yeah, all you saw he was weird. Why would so they just got to start talking instead of watching the four interview. Oh, yeah. So people do stuff when they walk up on speed. And they'd be like, man, like, come on, man, you want to fuck a sister or what? Cause she been DMing you. And they're going to clip that moment. Stranger walks up on speed and say, you want to fuck his sister. And that moment is clip. Wow. It's like clip for me. So you got to watch out. So then you also got to just trust the guy you're watching. Look at where is he there in Spain? I don't know. He's anywhere. Like speed is. I mean, I show speed. I met him. But I feel like he's one of the ones where he's got to respect. Like, I understand how your life is. I'm just thankful to say, Hey, what about car? Yeah, I got to meet him. Yeah, I did a streaming university. Yeah, cars are good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like me, everybody's just good in their own way. So, yeah. But he's great. I love that he's sharing his power and a lot. You're like from you, Kevin Hart, where you can share your platform and be able to create like, even with the YouTube, I mean, who's the white streamers? Aiden Ross. Aiden Ross. Yeah. Aiden Ross was on breakfast club. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, that's that was the other guy on breakfast club. I forgot his name. They were shitting on Aiden Ross. And he backed up Aiden Ross. Yeah. Yeah. No, Aiden Ross was talking. It was another guy on there that they goddamn it. I forgot his name. I saw. I've seen him on a bunch of clips. You could do breakfast club. Aiden Ross breakfast club. Yeah. Him right there with the glasses. Him. Yeah, that guy. I know. Yeah. It was like an incident that happened on there. Neon. Neon. I knew it. I knew it as soon as you said it. Yeah. And so Neon's a streamer. Neon started off. I remember Neon. You see with the green screen. I remember that Neon. Whoa. And he just been going and going and look how big he is now. And it's just like you never know what your mom is. It's like it's no different from basketball. He's got to keep going and putting in a work. You don't like the change. That's so crazy. I'm like, I'm like, I want to make it my wife become a streamer. How old is she? 54. Oh, yeah. Oh, you'll be streamed her. You saw her life and she went and got like a full body cat scan and all the fun things that menopause women do. Yeah. Like she woke up early and told me to the animals. Yeah. That's me. You know, everybody got a fan base. So the people watch. So we how are the people watching? By the way, I love that I'm interviewing about dreaming going like, wait, how old are the people watching? Oh, you just never know because so many people, you bring in so many people to this new app. That's like you, like you can bring your older crowd of people. Like you know, from 78, they'd be like, that was kind of rude. My dad, my, my, my demo. I looked at my crowd the other day. And I was, I actually wondered. I don't think they use the internet. Yeah. Like I don't think they're on TikTok. I really don't think they're on TikTok. I think they use Facebook a lot more than Instagram. And, and I think they don't care about Twitter. I think X is dead. So I started looking at my fan base. And I was like, and then I was talking to someone, I was at the airport. And I'm talking to this guy about some shit going on in comedy. Uh, and he was like, and it was like the hottest shit. It was like, it was all over, it's all over Instagram. It's all over Twitter or acts or whatever. And I was like, Hey, you see that? And he goes, I don't fucking look at this shit, man. Yeah. He's like, I'm a fucking, I put roofs on. Yeah. He's like, you know, I don't have time to be on my phone looking at shit. And if I do, I'm looking at like boats. I want to boat. Yeah. And you're like, wow, that's crazy. The thing the business we're in is so about us and personalities and stuff. The average person, the average person doesn't give a fuck. They want to tap out watch. I show speed to a backflip off of that dive. You get to see it live. And the thing about seeing some live, you don't get to see the edits. You just get to see a lot. Like, just imagine like, you know, in streams, it's starting to affect some brands. And like, that's why Netflix, they stream more. Like, when something do it is being like, oh, let's stream it because you're going to pull it instantly. Oh, like the Tom Brady wrote. Yeah, like, yeah, you get to see it live. And it brings them like, it makes it feel like I'm there. I'm seeing this shit live. Oh, okay. That's the business model. Yeah. So it's like, just imagine if you get to see this live right now. Yeah, like the, yeah, the same as like the same setup. They got them. The cameras that they got and they got it live and they go live in. Not only that, they're doing it live. And they still dropping it on YouTube. It's still getting the million views because some people didn't catch it live. So you getting that. So if you already saw the streaming, you need to say, what up? And when they come here, catch the moment. And then what's good about streaming is that they're clipping it right in and there and put it on the internet. Wow. Because people are getting paid from clip pages. And how do they get paid? How do they get paid as streamers? Walk me through that. It's so we're getting. Okay. So like you, constantly streams. And when he streams, you can give like $10. So that's how they get $50, $500. So constantly shot out everybody like, oh, shot out to, shot out to, you know, Blake for the 50 gifted. And he just getting him to say your name, like, fuck, yeah, I'm gonna send him another 50. So it's like the recognition, like, imagination. They should fail to say your name on a stream full of all those people. So people, man, shout out to Bert man. He's fucking specials awesome. Yeah, I'm gonna do that to guys. Not. Yeah. So I can do that and be like, yo, yo Kai, it's Bert Chrysler. Here's 150 bucks. Yes, imagine my special. And then like, and then fans are like, who is he? Like, who is he? And then you got a fan base. I was born quite this. Yeah. I don't know if they're fans. His fan base. Yeah. Yeah. He's just fucking boomer in here. No, no, no, they never know. And if anybody, I will say so. Just one. It'll be one person. And thank you. Thank you. Well, he's a fucking legend. He's killing it. So, you know, you didn't even notice that I said, walk me through that. Oh, yeah, take me through the air. Oh, fuck, I said it wrong. Yeah. Say, take me through the air. You know, all right, take me through there. Anything else real quick. No, no, I just want people to realize that your time is never over. And it's just, it just take one person to be a good person. So, I just want people to realize that to receive good, you got to do good. And appreciate bad days to appreciate good ones. Who's the other thing you said is don't anyone be a control of of like your give a fuck show. You're not saying your power because it feels it shows sign a, you know, weakness that somebody can come in, like put you in the mood. Nobody can put me in a mood, you know, but my kids and I had them. So if anybody created, it's all right. I don't have to live in this moment forever. Pull up his tour dates real quick. Are you on tour right now? Yeah. So I got that, I got my show launching, uh, relaunchy. And then, uh, you do, do you do seasons of your podcast? I think it's that link right there. I need to get, is it? I'm worried. Let's take a mask. I got some new ones coming. I don't know. That was okay. Let's get off that one. All right. Uh, just look on my Instagram page. Uh, funny Marco dot net. Yeah. So I think I got to show when Texas coming up. Yeah. Um, yeah. See, look, it's all over. I got to get that together right where you search it. That's why I get together. It's okay. Yeah. I got to look it up because it's like, it's all over in minutes. She going to end up pulling up. Uh, go with your Instagram. Uh, funny Marco. Okay. Go find them on funny Marco. Uh, I'm so glad I met you. You know, like a year ago, I'm so glad I met you. And I, I always say I'm not comfortable with like, in the interviews like you or Caleb or like, uh, I'm always uncomfortable. And I had so much fun doing it. Yeah. And I think about you so much because my daughters say, type shit so much. Uh-huh. And, uh, and then when this guy set up, I was so fucking excited, man. No. So there you go. Is that you? Yeah. That's me. I was James Brown for a little bit. Oh, yeah. To come a comedy club. Yeah. So I'm almost done. I think I'm at the same like right there. What's the, I don't even know how to say the other state. What's NIAC? Yeah. I don't. What's NIAC? The book field that one is next. San Jose improv. I'm assuming. That's the one I could feel in part. Where's Brookfield improv? Yeah. I think that's Dallas. Is that Dallas? Oh, they move it? Yeah. I'm a circuit. Funny. But that's a great mall. Bring your kids. I get anxiety with knowing dates and all that. I just show up like knowing dates and where I'm going. It's a lot. Oh, Milwaukee. Yeah, Milwaukee. Yeah, you're going to. I've even been to Milwaukee before. Yeah, I have, yeah, I have. That's a great, that's a great club. Yeah. It's new. It's newer. I just did Milwaukee the other day. Oh, it is nowhere. Oh, I did that nowhere right there. It's newer from me. I'm, I'm okay. Okay. Okay. I'm an old man. Yeah. Um, hey, I'm not going to say bye. Look at my meet and greets. Uh, click on a girl. Look at how we can, look at, let me, look at the girls. Holy shit. Do you just have girls come to your show? Yeah. I got a lot of girls. Oh my god. There's your Asian one. Yeah. Well, you have a lot of fucking women coming to your show. Yeah. Feel a lot. Show my meet and greets. A lot of shirtless dudes. Right. We want them now. Hey, yeah. Thank you. Thank you too. I'm not saying goodbye. Oh, yeah, don't just end it. I play it on seeing you a lot in life. Yeah. This is just and the guys, uh, cameras just gonna cut off. Uh, Sanutei with just don't say bye. Yeah.