Why Did You Cut Them Off? w/The Kid Mero - Episode 258

Yo, welcome to Episode 258 of "Crash Them These Podcasts". This is obviously the podcast with Merrill, that you guys are seeing a little bit. Quick announcements, though. Get the Patreon live shows, Tarano. We just added a second show. We told y'all those are gonna sell out. So the second show, don't sleep on the second show. Somebody emailed us about Taranto also. No, no, you can't, bro. You gotta go to the other show, sorry. Why haven't? He was trying to like, oh, bro, I took off work for this day, and I can't get off work for the next day. Can y'all please let me in. I mean, just put it on Instagram or something. No, no, no, no. And then see if somebody wants to like, trade tickets or something. It's what happens, brother. No, just see if somebody will, Detroit, get your tickets. We'll be there. I'm gonna start promoing that a little bit harder too. So I appreciate y'all Detroit, keep buying tickets. What else? Merch is shipped out. Y'all should, most y'all should have. Already maybe like five of y'all, we're still waiting on something. Like, share, subscribe. Send us people that you wanna see us collab with, Midwest, West Coast, whatever. Also, we'll keep sharing our shit. I've been actually looking up our fake pages. Yeah, there'd be some of them that's snapping. No, some of them, they have like clips. I'd be like, damn, we could've used this clip that we were in viral on our page. But some of them, it's just like, what the fuck are y'all clipping up? There's a, there's a page on Facebook that we're gonna try to get it taken down. That it's just posting like clips, but then just random AI things with this other girl. She actually DM this about it. And then just random AI stuff with like wild headlines and shit. So it's like, we gotta get them. So, but that page has like 30-something thousand followers. It's like, bro, there are people actually following those pages and see like an awkward post about like, it could be anything. 30,000 McDonald's go out of business or catch fired like, bro, like why are you still following that page? Yeah, shit that messed me up is that. I got five elderly family members that follow those pages. That's how you know they're doing a good job. My uncle Joe following y'all, good job, you bitch ass. Yeah, I'll post the important of the pages. Yeah, shit like mom, bro. I'm talking to my amen, you tripping up. I think you should stick to the podcast. (laughing) That ain't me, different categories. (laughing) That ain't me. You said I'd like to see, you posted all those like high production type of stuff. We need more homemade shit. (laughing) Who do you think is becoming a household name? Like as far as in the NBA. Yeah, like, obviously I would say Clay Thompson right now. I think Clay Thompson is becoming a household name. Yeah, 'cause that was crazy. There was this UK podcast there. There was like saying how she didn't know who Clay Thompson is and like he's nobody, he's like magmaid him, which I think is false, but I think Clay Thompson is a super popular player. But he is also not a player that before probably the Meg situation was like in the more like just a different type of audience. It's just a more of more of, I think when you gain and you're dating somebody like two popular people, you're still going to get exposure. No matter if both of you guys are super popular in both of y'all fields. Yeah, I mean it's like the Anthony Joshua thing. Yeah. I was actually surprised Anthony Joshua got more popular. Yeah, because of the Netflix thing. It was like people, just because you have a million followers, you got 10 million followers, there's still that many more people that don't know about you there. But like the way she phrased it, she was phrasing it like he was nobody when I was like, that's okay, that's a little, you're going too far. Like he's still a superstar NBA player. Yeah, and it just depends on like what are you talking about? Could Clay sell out in arena just by a self by hooping on stage? No, but he also like is a very popular player and can get people to pull up to watch and play basketball at a random. Yeah, if you want to like ruckers, there's some shit like yeah. Or any program that Jim would be full. Yeah, but I do get I do get that he's probably more of a household name. And I think when people like I would describe household is like if my mom is talking about it and you're like, if you had sisters, your sister is talking by somebody that wouldn't be watching to support any any other way, just how like my mom was meant to something about Kai Sanat being a Nigerian, right? Kai is a household name that my mom knew he was in Nigeria. She doesn't know anything else about him. And he's super popular, but he knew when she was in Nigeria. So yeah, I do think he's more of a household name because of all the stuff that's happening. I hate that that's my biggest pet peeve. It's when someone like knows me out in public and we chopping it up. And he's like, man, I listen to your podcast all the time. Like, yeah, bro, this dope is hell chopping up. And then he turned to his friends like, "Y'all don't know who he is." And then I got to watch five people shake their head. No, like they don't know what and they don't. And it's fine, but like why are five people not in their fucking hands? I mean, like I'm ready to beat the shut up one of these things. No, they just like, yeah, I hate when people do that. It's like, it's okay that nobody we're not popular enough to be. We're not household names. Bro, we're not household names. I don't think we're even household names. And that's okay. We still do very well. And we still have a great community. And we still have fun. Like we don't have to be known by everybody. Trust me, I do not need anybody coming to this podcast, taking what I say out of context. You know what I'm saying? You motherfuckers. Oh, anyway, oh, we'll get into the Mara episode. Appreciate y'all, peace. No, no, that's not what we're doing. Hello. Wait, the radio is for people who are driving. Oh, it's going to be like what's going to be going to be this guy. I'll drive him. I'm going to cry, it's on these podcast. I ain't going to lie. Like lately, I've been on my own shit, right? I've been trying to save the youth. It's not just like 14 rows, 15 rows. I'm talking about them 20, 21, 22-year-old dudes. I'm trying to let them know what I know. And like part of that process is finding out what situation they're in and trying to relate it to something that you know. And I recently talked to someone who was 21. Yeah, six kids with three baby mamas. And he was like, yo, big bro Pat, what's my next move? And I'm like, my nigga, you ought to move. That's it, bro, it's locked. It's like checkmate, bro, it's over. Like six kids with 21. I feel like that's three baby mamas. I feel like that's the most important part of being a mentor. It's like. Been a call like that, too. Yeah, not like not using your resources on lost calls. You got to get to the next person after that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feel like, yo, listen, Doc. Yo, listen, I got a love for you. I appreciate you. You know, I appreciate that you look to me for advice. He's the advice one. You're cooked, okay? I've got to go over here and help him out. There's this, there's a, there's a while. Over here. We ain't doing nothing. We just, this is chapter 11 right here. We're all right. You got to leave that guy's head at that point. No, he got to file a bankruptcy. He got to be a deadbeat. Now, if you leave the family, we can restart. That is true. You can't start a new life. You can't as a man. I feel like, how far do you think you have to move away from your family to start a new life? That's a county. County. No, county, Doc. Listen, if you put it in Google Maps and I say 25 minutes, that's far enough. That's insane. I'd like to start a real new life. You got to leave the country. No, no, no, no, no, no. Real real real real real new like new life. You just got to get far away so that your new son would only meet your other son in like the state championship. That can't be me in an original fight. They got to meet his states and they can use that on you. Yeah. You want that trip to half Jersey? Like the Kelsey's. Oh, man. Anyway, that's a good sign. It's a brand name. That's somebody with no debt. That's somebody with a debt. Same jeans. Let's see. You're like that. Because you can blame the moms in that situation. Where is the least athletic? Oh, yeah, yeah. 100% because I'm responsible for both of these people. Yeah. One of y'all fucked up. Sometimes it's about the, it's about the trauma. What do you mean? I'm saying the one with no debt. He might have been hungry. Be on a streets in New York. Yo, he been hooping with 20 year old since he was 8 years old. And the other one. Yo, I'm saying upper, upper New York. Yo, I'm saying. Hey, you. Hey, you. Okay. You know, I'm saying a trainer. Okay. The other one been shot at before. Yo, at. Yeah. Not a basketball. You know, the other one. Do I the one from the hood have a hard time expressing it? So the other one that's rich. Having expressed our martini. It's different. Episode, we don't even know. Do not give that to a white woman. Like, put on water on the grandmother. But I know what episode this is when we got Merrill in the building with us. Your ID name is the kid Merrill. You still go by the kid. So, you know, it was like a long time ago. I think it was Ari Melver, which is, you know. Same, same vibe. Man, informational. It was the, like, I grew up on a on a G unit mixtape. You know, okay. And like, so like, 50 seconds of future power. The dollar, all that type of shit. And Lloyd Banks, to me, was like, out of the three, I was like, yo, Banks is the last rapper. Banks was my favorite as well. Yeah. I'm like, yo, fuck a godbar. I had a wrestler put a picture in the boss of the crap. And I was like, whoa, I was like, yo, that's a bar. I was like, I know what the boss of crap is. Like, I did it in Warzone and put the PlayStation one. So that, because every time he would come on, and who kid would hype shit up crazy? Like, he'd be like, ooh, good. The kid Lloyd Banks. And I'm like, oh, that's fire. But at the time, I was already writing Merrill. Like, Merrill's not like a stage name. - You know, it's graffiti, shit. I mean, graffiti's just like 97, 98. - Okay. - And like, since I was like 12, you know what I mean? Like, I started like 11. I was writing J-Dog. And then like, all the, like the older graffiti, and he was like, man, that shit is courteous. Fuck! (laughing) A few more. (laughing) - I was saying, which helped? - I just felt a dog. - DAWD. - Oh, that's tough. (laughing) - I was like, yeah, not insane, man. I'm like, I feel like a random character, like a random villain in GTA's. (laughing) And then I was like, oh, I was like, Mero, 'cause my pops wanted to name you Romero. And my mom was like, no, you know what I'm saying? - You have the uterus? (laughing) Did you get your spooka? No, you did not. And I got an apesiatomy. So I'm naming this motherfucker, she named me Joel. - Okay. - And well, oh my, you know, my pops is, you know, Dominican, you know what I mean? Like, Afro Latino. He was just like, nah, fuck that. - Mike, I'm sorry about your loss, by the way, in baseball, shit. Listen, we actually won, you know what I'm saying? But that's the stuff I'm saying. - Hey, that is true. You know what I mean? - It was a little controversy. - Very good. - I'm saying, somebody went viral for having a tattoo of that pitch, and like in Spanish, that was in a strike on the arm. I was like, damn, bro, that's dedication. I just want to shit on YouTube. I told you, I think, man, call it, do the ABS, do this shit. Challenge. - I mean, that's a tougher shit. I didn't know people. I went to recently went to Fenway Park to watch Red Sox's first Tigers beat that ass. No, Red Sox's why I'm saying it. (laughing) - I got to Detroit. - Shout out to Detroit, though. But I was watching it, and like they did the replay, and like the strike was two inches off, or two centimeters off, and they actually put it on the screen and how close it was. And then people would see the evidence. They'd be like, these two motherfuckers, I'm like, (laughing) - That's a 75 year old man. - It's 98 degrees out here. This motherfuckin ain't drank water since the first inning. You want it to be like, strike perfect. Like, no, you know, it's like, my grandpa is dead, but like when he was alive, like that motherfuckin stands, you know, in, anywhere for more than 30 minutes straight. I'm like, these motherfuckers stand out there for six hours. Like, I don't have, like, yeah. That's what I would be saying. I'd be calling strikes, especially when I'm trying to get home, man. - I'm like, yeah, I'm struck to get out here. - Arguing with your baby, my man is shitting. - Shrips. - Shrips. - Got it, you know. - No, no, no, no. - Left. - Sure, if my man is gonna be here in six minutes with over. - Yo. (laughing) - You're right, I'm outta here. - You're right. - I don't know who it is. My man's coming. (laughing) - You sound like he's a blow right? (laughing) - I'm right now. - Our list is a week. So we kinda got in the little, well, I guess it was me. They were getting on my ass for saying that. I, I don't know if Paul started in New York. - Paul's? - Oh, it was definitely like a, like a Harlem thing. - Okay. - Like they were like, that, 'cause I know, 'cause I was like, I'm from the Bronx, and I was like, what do you mean Paul's? Who's that? It was what the Harlem guy's doing there. And then it just like took over a whole city. - Right. - It was like, yo. And then obviously, a yo followed and there. - Yeah. - Whoa, that's like for sure. - Yeah, that's crazy. - I feel like, so like Paul's just obviously overused now, right? - Oh yeah. - People finding in different ways, you know. I'm one of the losers. - I just said you're a main culprit. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You can be like, yo, just say what you're saying. I'm just mad at you, but you're all Paul's. - That's Paul's, yo, let me go. - Let me go, let me go. - You're double meat, yo. - Whoa, Paul's, yo. - I'm like, you're the whole thing too, but it's so Paul's, bro. - That's crazy. - Because he was so many hot dogs, everybody's like afraid to eat hot dogs here. - It's a fam. - That is crazy. 'Cause I'm an unabashed glizzier enjoyer. I'm saying like, but I've been in my crib, bro. - I've been in the crib. - That's true. see people eating guzzies in public anymore like these guys. Yeah, I knew you're shitting out. Yeah, just hang on a hot dark heart. Like a white guy like just random tours guy. I see this real New York hot day. We'll be in some sour crowd. No news on that motherfucker. Let's go. No, I see no walk that shit. They pocket after they get it and shit. It's what to go. No, that's crazy. They start jogging and shit. I definitely think pause started here because I also think like that slick talk. Talk is started here also. So it had pause actually came as a savior at first. Now pause is overused because before pause had to stop the dudes would be like, man, shut the fuck up before I fuck both y'all in the ass. They're just like, bro, somebody got to stop this shit. Like, what is the double entendre? He's just dead ass. He just came off from doing 15. Yeah, you got the crop top on us like something has to happen. At least you know, I'm saying, I'm saying pause. You can unpause it, but that just lets me know, okay, this is serious. And that's the thing. Like, if this, if there's no visible joke, I'm like, yeah, where are we going with this? Yeah. Hey, it sounds like a random, like a damn Mexico. Okay. Um, so what we're going to do, we're going to do a game called toxic translator. Oh, let's go. So we're going to take simple things and translate them into like what they really mean. Oh, yeah, bro, listen, I'm ready for this. I've been married for 137 years, bro. Okay. When a woman or man says, I just need space. No, I would say they trying to soft launch a breakup. I just need space. Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. Is that if you're dating, if you're married, it's your get the fuck away from you. Yo, get the fuck away from me. You're mad. You'll be you are wild annoyed right now. You're annoying. The shit out of me. Get the fuck out of here. Before something bad happens. I'm not saying I'm going, yeah, I don't do that. I was raised right. Shout to my pops, but I might fuck around and just start smoking weed and I put it out of the house that I'm not supposed to see me in the fucking laundry room with a blunt. Smoking into the dryer. Yeah. Put it on. All your panties for like weed. I would say, um, I just need space. It's like, I just need to turn off my location so I can go fuck on some. I just need space. I'm just like, bro, then take it then, but I guarantee you, I won't be here after. You can go get your space. And I will also get my space, I'll get my space. A new space. I need space to just see somebody open a portal. Okay. I'm out of here. So not cheating the future that like futuristic, let's say like a 2000 years later, it's going to be kind of crazy. If there's portals and shit, it's like, you really can start a new family. Yeah, and it'd be so easy. I can get to Spain in two seconds. Second family, bro. I'm trying to fucking Isabella. We'll just talk about like how New York is crazy. I like, I honestly believe like if a woman or man wanted to have five legit boyfriends or girlfriends, whatever they have, they can walk and not even look over. They damn shoulder. They could just be walking out here. Every day on different burrows, different size of New York. Yeah. That's crazy to me. Like I haven't seen one face twice since I've been here. Nobody cares, bro. Nobody cares. That's the thing. Even if you, even if people know who you are, like, if you're like a celebrity or whatever, like people, they don't give a fuck. Like y'all are popping. Like y'all are walking down the street. I'm guarantee you at least 20 niggas notice. Yeah. Yeah, but they didn't say shit because they from New York, and it's too cool. You know, I mean, they might have been like, oh shit. Oh, it's a fucking man. It's a crash. No, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's something that they, but they won't be like, yo, yo, a fucking job because you have from Detroit. Yeah, well, he's from Michigan. He from Chicago. I'm from Nigeria. Oh, you got it. I got it. You got it. Yeah. Yeah. Now, when I'm saying, like if you got from New York, if you're not like a New York celebrity, when I'm a fan job, but people might be like, yo, what up? Let me get a picture. Or like a random, like, like me, like a random, like, you know, lower tier, you know, saying, like, yo, I, I can say, what's up to this dude? Yeah, you know, I'm saying like, so they said this, we had this conversation at a show. One of the people in the audience said, if you didn't go to elementary school here, you can't, you know, yeah, you from New York. I said it all the time. It's K through 12, you know, I'm saying, but what if I'm here from 15 to 40? That's there you got a case. You got what about the people that like, okay, 21 and now they 51. That's, you know what it is? To me, the formative years is like, you know, elementary school through like freshman year college, you know what I mean? Like you're right. So if those are the years that you in New York city, public school. Bro, you in New York, for real, because you eating them like that milk that's about to expire in 20 minutes. Yeah, I mean, you cut an ass in the parking lot all day. Like it's just glad to your school. But like for comedy for everything. You know, I'm saying for not getting roasted. Like you've got to be right. All that shit. So to me, it's like K through 12, you solidified New York, you could do K through 12 and then leave right after that, bro, I'm going to move the fucking Hawaii. And then come back and bro, your temps will be waiting for you when you get. I press it off the plate. Okay. Okay. Uh, second one is. I mean, that's an interesting Detroit. I mean, Chicago. That's why I'm so bad. That's what New York is a piece of shit. 'Cause it's like Detroit Chicago. That's it. And like. We're already close, though. Midwest. That's like the whole Midwest. Pontiac, and I grew up in Chicago. So, to me, the whole Midwest is like Chicago, Detroit, Milwaukee. Yeah. We, uh, that's where we live, Milwaukee. It's all as wall one area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, um. What's another one? The one is he or she's just a friend. Oh, not even. He's mentioned, bro. Yeah. Those cheeks are getting clapped. Doesn't it. You know, like. A lot of people. I feel like a lot of people get gaslit into, like, the whole friendship. Yeah. It just would be like. A lot of people gotta be real. Like, you can't go based off, like, the woman's beauty or the attraction with the rules that or boundaries you have for yourself, it's like, bro, I don't think you should be on a solo date with this person. It's just like, it is what it is. Yeah. If that's your friendship, man, I hope it lasts forever, because I'm out. I'm out of here. Yeah. I mean, out like, you know, I've been out of the game for a long time and shit, but like, I think, depending on what kind of relationship you got with your shorty, like, you know, that's like the variable. Yeah. Like, because to me, I'm like, my girl could go out with whoever, and I'm just like, man, get it. Like, I don't know what you're about. Like, you're not about to do no crazy shit anyway. So, yeah, bro. Like, go drink, go do whatever, go hang out, man, with your own boy and then think his cousin and whatever might be getting trist, who knows? But like, in my mind, I'm like, yo, you feel me because the way I move, you know what I'm saying? I'm not. I'm not moving like that. I just assume. Yeah. Plus, plus it's good not to live life like that. Yeah. I rather be proven wrong. That's what I said. Yeah. I like to set boundaries and then I like to like, forget about it. I'm just like, I got to go live life because I feel like them dudes. I'd be like, every day, you, you wait till your girl go to sleep, you going through her phone, you going through her eyes? That's great. You doing that shit every day? You wonder what she doing at work is like, how are like, how are you getting money there? Like, what are you doing? If you doing that and you don't so cocaine, like, what are you doing? That mentality is for trust me. Like, that paranoia? That's for motherfuckers that got grams on deck all at all times. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, 70s, 70s, I'm going to answer them. I bet yo, 70s, 70s, 70s, yo, yo, go ahead. It's a secret. All right. Last one. The last one is when someone says, I feel like you're not happy. That's the so that's the breakup so far. I've been having for so long that I've I've almost broken up with my shorty like, yeah, very awesome. And that's that's the one. That's the one where they like, yo, I feel like you're not happy. They try to put it on you to be like, yo, and that's like the start to because that's like, I'm going to put this in the atmosphere right now because later on, this isn't done yet. Like, we're going to get back to this two months now. I still don't feel like you're happy. This is the problem. It's like a six month process to like, I'm surely trying to break up with you in six months, but I don't want it to be abrupt. Yep. No, the worst is somebody saying that and you was like, nigga, is you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You feel like I'm not happy. Cause are you? Bitch. Listen. I was here. I was watching the next playoff game and you came in doing with your homegirl talking about I need the TV to fucking watch Grayson out of me. Fuck you bitch. I'm not happy. I'm watching the game on an illegal stream in my office on my computer now. Smokin' weed. In the laundry. In the laundry. They go outside the next. Like tight, damn. I'm like, put him in a little bag. No, for real. Just like, bro, you're the reason that I'm not happy and then you said I'm not happy. No shit. He's just trying to sunset you, bro, at that point, you guys are like a motherfucker. Oh, I think you're not happy. Bitch. You're not happy. You're making me unhappy. Cause this really loves company. No, that's true. You trying to get me out of here. Like, whatever you got on deck, just say that. No, for real. Oh, I got a question though. Is it rude not to offer food when you're in front of, when you eat it in front of somebody? I think if you got a lot of food, you know what I'm saying? But if you got, like, fucking one Dorito local taco, you know what I'm saying? And you just say it and you're like, you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? You want a boyfriend? It depends on what we got. Now in middle school, like, if we best friends, oh that's different. And you got a taco? When you kids? Come on. 100%. Yeah. That should be a little small. Paul's, but you're supposed to give him my piece in front of everybody. Yeah. You're supposed to like, hey, hey, this, my God, I'm going to fuck you up. Don't, yo, make everybody eat. Yeah. Everybody eat. No, no, you ain't never did that to you. Like, I spent it in my chicken. No, I came. I used to come with the fries and this high I used to let niggas know what they rank and system is. And they need to get they fucking loyal to you. I used to go around. I can't even shut out like you know. Nigga, you get a fry. Nigga, you get a longer fry. You've been stepping up and shit. And then you go to your right hand man's tell them to put his hands on my face. Yeah, put your hands on. Oh. Hold on. Hold on. You going to catch him. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Go grab your club. Get the ice. Yeah. Yo. I have to smile. Do too. My bad, bro. Give me some more ice. It's too much ice. Didn't the home boy show they got chemistry. And he pull out a honey bun like you and he know I got dessert for us. Oh, yeah. This is a honey bun in front of you. I'm like, God, you think it's with the true moon? Like the true moon. I'm in the background. Hate like not. He's making a fucking. What's going on? It's a date now. He's making a fucking honey bun. She's making a fucking honey bun. She's nasty. That means he thought about it. He gave it to me. It didn't just come out. It wasn't just a reaction. It wasn't like a calculator. That shit. He's like, "Yo, you're um. You're the. You're the GLP one, right? Like those epic shit like that. You're the. Is that something you would like fuck with? That's bad one. No, I think the worst one is because that's still like. It's motivational. I'm not the. I'm not the. I'm not the. I'm not the. No, but it could be. I'm not the. The motivation is like, "Yo, let's go for it. Jack together." But it's still like. It's like being sick to shit all the time. I don't even know what he's saying at the time. I spoke to him from school and I'm like who they brought [laughter] What is that? [laughter] What is that mean? That's shit. I don't know what that means, but that's just sound dangerous. Yeah. [laughter] I have no idea. He's got a lot. Like, they're like, "Duh." "Lot" or "L" in front of your neck. I'm like, "Yo, yo, hold on." What does that mean? It's in Spanish, like, "Duh." "Duh." It's like anybody who's even in English does something? Yeah. What was the first, the mercenary who heals the nigga that we traded up, Britney Grindr for it? The merchant of death. I was thinking of the funniest scenario and just be like, "Imagine being with your best friend and he loses his backpack and he's just panicking." He's like, "Bro, it's just a backpack." He's like, "No." That was the cartel's backpack. [laughter] How many 90s movies on a like that? Like, the cartel? What? The guys that do this? They actually been trailing us for the last mile and I told them, "You're with me." Yeah. You're going to his house and shit. We need to make sure you never go back to her. Every time I try to go talk to a new girl, she will try to ruin it. So you wasn't together. But were you still clapping? See? Yeah. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Yeah, and she will stop claiming you. Yeah, that's what how to happen. Cause I found this kind of bad. And I try to link with her and like the same day I started talking to her. My ex found her ruined everything. Oh, she said her pictures of us together and bad. She like, oh, we got matching tattoo. We got this. Do y'all have matching tattoos? We're in there with a saying. Yeah. Oh, that's your wife. Yeah, just, yeah, you're just got four play going on, man. Y'all just fucking other people. Just go back to your girl stuff. Fucking of the day. No, no, she, she blocked now. She blocked now. Oh, she blocked now, but she blocked on the internet. But if she blocked in real life, hmm, yeah, we don't even live in the same state no more. Okay, are you trying to get away from her? Does she move or you move? Nah, I move because school. Okay. Hi, hi, hi, this young guy has to go off the phone. Yeah, man. If you see the bus, he's like, you have to fucking earn her back from her. Yeah, so come on. Yo, what do you do? Yo, what's the word? That's your little pile bit. I said, y'all never going to call me again. Now we're going to call you a bit. Where are you from? I'm from New York, Virginia stuff. Cause I moved around a couple of it. That point combined all the accents too. I don't know what the fuck we got. What the fuck is? I don't know who she is. I don't know what that is. She fought with the lingo. I said, which one are you here? Oh, you got multiple. They're going to do a lingo for English. Do a lingo for accents. Are you saying I'm trying to find who some of you have to cut off and why? I understand. I had a, I had to cut off my mother fucking ex time. I ain't gonna cut her like she had all the, like all the details about me. She didn't play too much about me. It didn't, it didn't like I'll never win an argument. I'll never win an argument against her. So I forgot. I'm not in the line. Never. Oh, what are you, man? Like, yes, it's like, cause I'll be like, I ain't good at remembering. Like, you know, the name of time when and I'll never have it, man. But if I asked her the same shit, she would have the date. Take messages, pictures, everything. Oh, so you like the details and arguments? Yeah. Yeah, I like the details and I like the details and reasons. Yeah, bro, listen, I'm in the same boat with you, champ. Like I get gas lipped on my way for all the time, you know what I'm saying? And she's like, yo, you said this, I'm like, nah, you see that shit stop lying. She's like, nah, you definitely did. And I'm like, there's no way I would say that. Well, I'm like, I said, but, but like, I was talking to my home, but the other day, he was like, you can't be letting her guess like you like that. You like, you got a manipulative like her. I'm like, I'm like, I'm fine. We just talked about the worst advice that nigga won right there. He said, manipulative. What is gas like you manipulative? Look, can you tell us what your friend like, what's the exact advice that your friend gave you? I was talking about, I was talking about how like, I was trying to get with my little jump, but she ain't going to let me get with it because I want to talk to like three other girls at the same time. But I'm, I'm done. You feel me? Balaahi Tamarind. Nah, that's what you got to manipulate, huh? Because at the end of the day, a man going to be a man. I don't want to sit down while I'm in it. - I know y'all conversations be lasting. Three minutes and three seconds. - Very right to the point. - A man going to be a man. - Manipulated. - No wire, how? - This thing is a never-ass wire. - They're gonna say something just to avoid me. - Man, I was there, why is there wire? - Oh my God, brother. - Couple swaps you're gonna get it. - Okay, so I got a question for you though. How would you feel if somebody has sex with this ex that you, you know, trying to get rid of? - Oh, shit, I'm really winning a good fight. I'll go have sex with a different man. - I mean, you give a fuck, yeah. - Any business that's in the pie, I want to have sex. I'm saying. - What the fuck did you just say? - Crazy advance. - Did you just say any woman listening to the pie, wanna have sex? - So, it's a fun and serious time. What's wrong with you? - How old are you? - 21. - I think he's just born, you know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Listen, man, listen, man. - Like, when you, like, you're gonna have erectile dysfunction. - You're gonna be broke. - Like, like, six years. - Yeah. - No, right now, what I'm gonna do, then we'll look for love. - Respect, bro. And it's gonna follow very soon, 'cause you know, Rhino peels are in your future, brother. - Yeah. - That ain't gonna be on pace. 367 still also. - Yeah. - It just not hurt. - Come on, bro. - The categories gonna get with more while there, bro. - Tell me, you just gotta watch dudes, like if they start to get bored and shit, huh? - I guess it's gonna be you and Cash Patel, next video, yeah? Favourite and everything. You're gonna put in hell of bookmarks and I'd be like, yo, maybe see Ebony. - See you in Cash Patel, dude. - I ain't spying on Cash. - Do you know who Cash Patel is? - Nah, I don't know who Cash Patel is. (laughing) - Okay, so Cash, what do you know who Cash Patel is? - You know who Cash Patel is? - Mandani, you from on New York? - Yeah, from New York, but who the fuck? Mandani. (laughing) - Okay, okay, if you can say a message to Cash Patel, we gonna do these separately. You don't know them, but just get them a message on what you think they do and just say something to them. So, what's your message to Cash Patel? - All right, Cash Patel, uh, shit. I got like a TV and a P5. Can I get like a band back? (laughing) - What's your message to Mandani? - Mandani, uh, Mahalam Malaykum, man. - Mahalam Malaykum, man. - First one is, I thought my best friend's exes, or my exes best friend, sorry about that. And then the other one is, I thought this zoo while his girl was watching. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, did you say that right? - Sir. - You know what, let me restart, you can edit it. You can edit it out. Let me restart real quick. So I thought my exes best friend, I thought the guy wise girl watched, and I nutted him, and I nutted him, my mom. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - It's, it's, it's, it's two truths and one lie. - Wait, wait, wait. (laughing) - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, the lie has to be your mom. - It has to be. (laughing) - Stop, stop. - Please, Lord. - No. - This, this your mom. - This, this your mom, right? - My, my. - Yeah, bro. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Now let's get it. - Okay, so wait, wait, what? - Oh shit, oh no. - Oh yeah. - Okay. - So let's unpack the, the other part. - So you fucked a dude in front of his girl. - So I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all. I'm gonna stretch your pump. I thought it was one truth, two lies. (laughing) - Come on, sir. - No. - Come on, man. (laughing) - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, no, no, no, no. You can, we get a little bit better for you. - No, nigga, we're done. We just want to know, like, why the fuck was that your lie? (laughing) - You're done. - This dude is so many. Like, have you ever heard of, like, have you ever heard of, like, I'm a billionaire or some shit? (laughing) - I would have brought it. - I would have brought it. - Oh my god. - I'm fucked. (laughing) - It was extreme, I could think of. - Nice pat. - Pat. - Pat. - Please don't say my name after saying some shit like that. (laughing) - Patrick. - Patrick. (laughing) - What? - What? - Alright. I'll do you a solid. If you can guess which one of those two is the true, I'll make you a bet, actually. Let's make it spicy. If you, if you can guess which one is right, I'll walk work at the next show that y'all going to, but if you get it wrong, you got a wall to work at the show. - You already said you'd read it wrong though. So you're saying you didn't have sex with a guy. - One of those is the truth. One of those is not. What y'all know what y'all know what y'all know what y'all it is. - We said that we, we act, we, we're answering you. - The mom is obviously not true. - Yes. - Yes. - And we're saying the guy thing is not true. And because you already said that. - In a way, yes, I did. - Okay. - Okay. And then like your bet was to walk work. Like what the fuck is that? - The more you talking, the more I think that the other thing that you said is a lie. He definitely read the question right. - Yeah. - He backed straight away. - It's literally too true saying a lie. - He's like, you hold on. He's like, oh, they wrapped the crazy dude now. - I've read it. I've read it. I said it to him. And then Meryl said it against him to reiterate it and he still went with it. - Hey, is he there? - Oh my god. All right, bro. You have a good one. - No, he fucked up. - He's gone. - What did you do? - Did you do a crash boy? - Crash boys. - No. - You never heard that one man. - Crash boys. - What is he? - What is he? - He appears to be a light skin dude. - Light skin, black dude? - Not light skin. Not light skin. Black. Black. We don't got to see light skin. - Is he a black parent? - Yeah. - Yeah. I don't get to light skin fast, brother. I don't get to light skin fast. - I feel it though. - I feel it though. - Yeah. - Very ear tweener. - Okay. I got a question for you. - I'm cut hot dog. - Hot dog is crazy. - You got hot dogs in your mind though. - You got Vienna sausage skin tone. - Yeah. - You got licks in your hair right now. Nobody was talking about licks. You talk about licks right now. What's up with you? - Where are you from? - You see in my bio. - We don't. That's what I'm asking you. I ain't got the phone. - Characters. - Characters. - There you go. - Hey. - What question did you answer? - You're just smart one. - Hey, you're just smart one. - No need to dig right. (laughing) - That's on me. That's on me. You know what I'm talking about, please. - But they got kicked off the dig. (laughing) - Hit 'em with the Cardi B Lamb Tuesday. (laughing) - That's what my bitch fucked on your neck. (laughing) - What question did you answer? It's our boy Merrill, bro. - Yo, what's up, my guy? Challenge? Everything good? - Um, the question. (laughing) - He said fuck Merrill. - Just read your statement, bro. - Oh, the one that was, um. It's crazy, 'cause I remember the answer, but I don't remember the question. - Oh my god, he's choking. - Is it, am I walling or am I wrong? - Oh, okay. - That was that, Johnny. - That's not the one you answered, but go ahead. - Basically, I hate to say it, but, um, I look he went up back door on my man's. I don't like the fact that that's already in my heart, 'cause I feel like if it's in your heart already, you might as well just do it, 'cause that's basically just as bad if you want to do it and you don't do it. - There's multiple kinds of back doors, so you don't have to explain it. - Yes, sir. - Right, right, right. So, um, basically, my man, you know what I'm saying? He's been with his girlfriend's college. He's been, um, for like three years. And he just had a breakup, you know what I'm saying? So, it's just kind of fresh, it's been like a couple of months ago. And, um, they think I had a long distance going. So, it was kind of tough for him, but she's actually in my city. And now, like, you know what I'm saying? I'm seeing she acting different on social media, all these search traps and stuff. And I'm a little thirsty, but like, that's my man's, though. I don't want to, I don't want to have that thought. I don't want to have that in my heart, 'cause that's my man's. But, like, I wouldn't do it, but I just think I'm a bad, I'm a bad person for thinking like that, if that makes sense. They just tell me like, I feel like dudes that think like that, like, you don't get women naturally. So, you, you go to like women that are in proximity to you, because like, why are you hating, why are you hating? Why are you hating, why are you hating? Why are you hating? You're lying. - Guys, your first response to back door, are you slimy ass, and I guess that's right. - I'm not doing that though. - But you got the thought, and then you ran into other niggas about it. - You got the urge, champ, and that's the problem. And you said he was the urge, but like, I'm strong enough to fight the urge, you know what I'm saying? - You know you not, though. - You literally put it off our names. - I haven't, I haven't back doored 'em, 'cause that's my man, that's what I'm saying. - You already, you already back doored 'em because I'm telling you like, - He even thought of it, bro. - He even thought of it, because you wouldn't tell him you thinkin' this because he wouldn't fuck with you after. It's just a thought of it. - Absolutely. - Absolutely. - But we all have thoughts like that. - No, we all have thoughts like that. - How long y'all been friends for? - We've been boys from college, so shit. - And when you say your man's like like, what's like the level, like you go over each other's house, I know each other's parents, like, I'll close the y'all. - Yeah. - We was roommate for three years in college, like you're pretty locked in. - Oh yeah, like that's really my man's for real. - No, that's crazy. - You don't feel like a slimy dude, if I haven't even haven't had, maybe you need some therapy or some shit. - I'm not a slimy dude. - 'Cause I wanna do my man's like that. - But I just have the thought of it. - That's it. - You don't get it, you don't get it. - Come on, bro. We're not doing that. - You don't, you don't, bro. - We're not doing that. - You don't. - I don't want people on that because I know what I'm on. - You thinkin' about it, bro. - You got it. - You got it. - You got it. - You got some old school advice. - Yeah, yo, you thinkin' about it, gang, that's step number one. That's the gateway drug. And if she's bad, eventually you're gonna hit like a heart. I wanted them stories and she might get you with a heart back. And now you're having a conversation and it ends with you saying something stupid like what Adam Levine said in the DM to Shorty. We were just like, "Oh, I wanna see her." - I'm not. - I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. - You see, I'm not mad at you. - What if this stuff you're taking to not us? - Let it get to that level. Like, what? Did you move through the top? - I'm not reacting. I'm not reacting to it. The search traps are out there. I'm seeing the post. But, you know, I don't got it. I don't got it. - It's like you trying to happen to DM. It's like you, you know, get on with my deck. - So what if she DMs you? What's your next move? - She DMs me. Can't even, I look, you just got a block out of that. 'Cause that's my man's and just to take the temptation away at the source. - Why don't you block her right now? Block her right now. Why would I? I mean, I'm, - That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You just, come on, son. You can't, you, you, you're not gonna see what I'm just gonna keep the crack. - Yeah. - I'm not gonna get you counted, right? - Yeah. - I'm not gonna smoke it. - Nah, nah, nah, nah. - You're gonna put it outside the throat. You're not gonna smoke the crack. You can ain't go to the throat. - No, I, the thing about you, I've been, I've been listening to you. And I zoned out a little bit and I just like been listening to the conversation. It's like your first statement is pretty confident. You'd be like, I'm not gonna do that. And then it turns it, I can't do that. - Just be like, I wouldn't do that. - Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I gotta stay away from that. And then it like, it gets closer and closer until we check you, then you get back confident like, I'm not gonna do that. So you can't tell me that you're not gonna fold. It sound like you already damn near folded. That's why you reaching on to us, bro. - Hey. - It's getting to you. - I'm doing whatever I can not to fold. That's what I'm doing. - Man, get, let me tell you something right now. If you don't block shorty right now, you're gonna end up with a function. You're gonna have two shots of dog holiom of a split and be like, yo, you wanna go fuck in the bathroom? - And you saw that, that's why you scared of that. - You gonna beat your ass, I can't do that. - You saw that, you scared of him. - I'm not one of my best men. - Yeah, he gonna beat your ass, he's gonna be on it. - I think he'll beat your ass. That's what you gonna do. - Crazy. - You ain't even know me. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, it's cool, it's cool. - I'm pointing up to the live show. So you gonna be on that visual aspect when I pull up? - Yeah, we don't care about that shit, nigga. Pull up. - Yeah, you ain't gonna be on this fucking heavy shit but I'm gonna be in person, I'm gonna get out of here. - No, no, no, you're friends. - You're gonna be on the live show, though, now what? - Your friend is gonna beat your ass. - I know, but you're talking about being my ass, like that's just not happening regardless. - I'm gonna show this. - What you gonna do? - I'm gonna see your person. - Yeah. - That's about my man, what are you gonna do? - Yeah, what are we gonna do? - You're pulling with your hands, I'm pulling with your stick, nigga. - What are we gonna do? - What up? - What up, what up? This nigga, you just sound unmotivated for some reason. What up, man? - You shit, boy. - It's not y'all, I'm not y'all, I ain't. - Yeah, I already know. - I said, what up? - I already know you're super climbing, my boy. - Who's someone you have to cut off and why? - Man, I had to cut off my potential soul mate 'cause we kept having babies on each other. - On each other? How many? - How many years? - Yeah, we were two or two, she had one more we met. - I mean, is this, oh, we play your space? - Next time, how many kids you got in there, you say, uh, shit. - I think I got three. - That's two or two in the pops up. - Yeah, it's two or two, y'all going to game five and shit. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, so look, to look, we met when I was in a relationship. But we were supposed to just be you, family, sneak, and I called about the past relationship. Shit, I was doing a call that said, I wanna do my baby mama jump my crack here. But that's besides point. So we met in whatever we were sneaking in. We didn't, I was supposed to leave and go, "Huh?" But then my baby mama got pregnant. So I was like, "Damn, I can't just leave." So she went out and was fun with somebody. So then we linked back up and we was gonna fuck with each other and she had another baby. So I was like, "Damn." All right, you have one I have one crew, but then I had another one. - Bro, are you a mushroom man? - Yeah. - He's giving us spores? Like, how do you, so are you not with this girl anymore? - Who the fuck is that? - I'm sorry. (laughing) - Oh, I was like, "Custom Merrill, bro." - Yeah, baby. - I don't, they don't think that Nurlin's no hell in there, 'cause that ain't, that's new nigga. - Nurlin, no well, NBA player, bro. Don't worry about who this is, bro. - What? - Don't worry about us here, YouTube, I ain't no bitch here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So what we going, what we going? - So, who's the soulmate? Like, are you with her? Are you still in contact with her? - No, I could have, I'm gonna say, probably about two, three months to go. - Well, this is, this is trash. - But I feel a move back up her near her on Monday, which is cold, which is some cold shit. So we'll see how it goes from there. - I'm gonna, he got a lot of. - How's the days, how's the days seemin' for you then? - Oh, I ain't been tryin' with the day too much, 'cause it actually do too much. 'Cause when I quit fuckin' with my baby mama, the next bitch I started fuckin' with was engaged. When I was like, "Yeah, it's ugly out here." This is the next person I'm talkin' to. So, I'm just sayin' out the game. How tall are you? - I'm six foot. - Six foot? What would you do for a living? - I bury people, I bury veterans. - Bury veterans, okay, good job, good job. - You try side the same for you, you got the jokes. - You got a car? - Yeah, I got a car. - Got a car, you got your own place? - Yeah, that's what, I'm movin' Monday. - Okay, shit, like, what's wrong with you bro? Like, how you keep, like, it gotta be somethin' bro. You miss an eyeball? - No, I ain't miss no eyeball. - Oh, how many kids, how many kids you got? - The boys say got pretty eyes, crazy. - I got two. - You got two kids? How many baby mommas? - I got one. - One, yeah, it's like, good. How are you? - Pat, we been through this, we been through this, Pat. So, you try to tell me, get back from my baby mommas. On the low, when I said I want to get a jump, my crack is, you was like, get back with her. Brought to you here, no. - But I'm just sayin', look what happened, since then, you should've listened to me. (laughing) - You're fuckin' engaged. - Now, I mean, I've been hitin' up, but I mean, you feel me, I ain't gon' get back with her. Not, you need to get back with her, bro. Well, some dude take her off the market. - Come on, duh. - I ain't here. - I ain't gon' have you see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see. - He, how? (mimics mumbling) - Hi, hi, bro. Yo, good one, bro. - You said a lot. You just said a lot with that. - Hello. - What to do, what to do? Welcome to Crafts on Me's podcast. - Thank you. This is exciting. - Yeah. (laughing) What's your situation? - Okay, so I'm like, in love with this guy. And like, we've been talkin' for a while. And he's my first ever non-white guy. I've ever dated. - Okay, what is he? - And he's Mexican. - Okay. - And I'm like embarrassed because it's like, he listens to this, which is the funniest part to this podcast that we watch together. - Also him. (laughing) - And yeah, he just like won't make me his girlfriend and I'm trying, I need advice. Like, on how to get him. - You won't make you, like, how long y'all been talkin'? - Six months. - Okay, like, what's transpired in those six months? Has it been like day one, since y'all met day one, y'all hung with each other every day since then? Or was it kind of dicey at the beginning? - I'm, it's all in all, like, I'm kinda finding out that I'm a little crazy when it comes to dating this guy 'cause I'm like obsessed with him. - Okay, and what, what counts as obsessed? Like, what are some things you've done that would give that? - It makes me like, I literally just, like, I've shown up at his house one time that was, I've never done that. - Unannounced? - And, yeah, for? - Because I'm like, I just was like, I feel like he's with someone, he wasn't, he was asleep, and so that, but also-- - Did you know this by, like, looking over him or did you just know he was asleep? Like, how did you know he was asleep? - He answered the door, he answered the door. - Oh, okay. - He's like, wait, no, no, no. - Thought you broke into his house and said, is he asleep? - Did you go home after that? - No, I stayed. - Oh, okay. - But he was like, he was like, okay, but he also, like, I won't even lie, like, I'm pretty, I'm learning because I'm like, from this relationship, I am very toxic and like I end things every other week, but the reason I end things is because I don't trust them because I'm not his girlfriend and all I want to do is just be his girlfriend and then it would be fixed. I wouldn't be crazy. Have you brought this up to him? He makes me crazy. Oh, so many times. And what was his response to that? He's like, don't force it. I'm like, bitch, I'm fortunate. Like I'm about to give you flowers now because I feel like I have to take over. Stand up, stand up. I'm going to need you to stand up right now, showing up to a crib with no call, no text. You're almost in like a begging stage. If you got to beg somebody, if somebody says, if you bring up a relationship, even if I didn't want to ask the girl I was with to be my girlfriend yet, but I planned on it, I wouldn't shut her down completely. Like he shut you down. I would leave it open. He didn't shut me down. You're forcing it. He said, don't want to force it or don't. No, he didn't shut me down. Like I wasn't forcing it. He was like, just wait, just wait until it's right. No, that was, that was his exact words. Wait until it's right. He said, no, more his exact words. Maybe more like you're doing too much. There's hold. I think you're all going to get together. Definitely. You got this in the bag. He walks on his tippy toes and I love that he does. Like he's one of those people. Got it. So you just love everything about him and you notice all the little things. But he should be appreciative of that because I'm like, damn, he's so cute. He walks on his tippy toes. Okay. Bigger question because you sound like I think your problem, the only thing that turns you off about him is that you can't trust him and you're not his girlfriend. So my question to you is, my question to you is, where is he spending every night? Are you seeing him? Are you talking to him every day? Are you seeing him every day? How often is it? Yeah. He just moved out of his house and he moved back to him with his mom because it's least just in it. But before that, we were with each other every single day. No, no, no, no. He's a high school basketball coach. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. And then I'm like obsessed with his culture, which is so wide of me to say. But like he like, like he's like, I think that's also a big thing. Is that when he speaks Spanish? That's so attractive. You say something in Spanish. Um. Hola, como usted. Yes, see me. Ambre, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah. You think of us to tamale. No, I wouldn't, he brought me to a Mexican. He brought me to a Mexican, uh, like breakfast place and I have never felt so everyone was looking at us because I'm the only white person in there. Yeah, you probably asked. You just probably asking for a green sauce. Is that the non-spicy one? I didn't learn how to do the cha cha. No, I did it with him. Oh, man, yeah, you're good. Um, but you might not be because it got to be something there if he's still around. So I can't judge from this far away. Well, we love each, we do like love each other. Like we say, I love you and stuff like that. That's why I'm like, if we're at that point, why don't you just make it? Actually, both of y'all say y'all love each other, right? Yeah, we do. Yeah, we think I literally was with him this morning. Got it. Okay. He's not, you don't go days without seeing him. Uh, no, no. I don't think I can. Okay. But also he can't either. Most of the time. Sometimes he's like, so where's a, so okay, last question. Where's the trust part coming in? Has there been other women in the six months doing? Yeah, there has. There we go. So yes, that literally is it. And it's like the main reason I end things is because she, she's literally a brought up because like, he's still, she still reaches out to him. Is this X? Yeah. How long? How long was he dating that X three years? Okay. Why did they break up? That's very important. I just, because he was going out, I'm pretty sure. And she just didn't like it. And then the feelings kind of like went away, but like they ended on good terms. That's not good. I was hoping somebody cheated on somebody would have had something cooking, but they ended on good terms. And they still keep in contact with each other. Okay. So like, I don't, that's why I like, I, yeah, maybe, but I tell him not to. That's why I end things. And he's like, it's not like that. It's not like that. I'm like, hmm. Wait, and what tone of voice, and what tone of voice is he saying? It's not like that. It's, it's the exact kind of tone of voice you think. It's like the, it's not like that. Like, I don't even know. Like he, he's basically like, I don't care. Like, that's, okay. Now she's not going to let us hurt. Yeah. It hurt, it hurts to see you going through this in that there's nothing we can do. You got to go through whatever you got to go through by yourself. Because it's like, no, he is, he's obsessive. You guys, you guys need to just tell him, she was her. She learned how to do this also. I even went to a Mexican band. And I made it on their Instagram. I would, I would advise you just like, just keep, just keep it short and just keep it about him. Not learning his. I don't. I just, I just, just say, you should, you should date her. Hey, bro, this is me, bro, run. Run, run, run, bro, run, bro, before she put us some, some braille on her newborn. No, I think y'all work out though. Yeah, y'all got it. Mm-hmm. Thanks. You don't believe us? Hey, bro, we're about to say that you should like get back with her, but we're lying, okay? We're lying. We're just saying this so she can get off the phone. No, we got, we actually got a message for him, actually. Hey, bro, we're saying a message for him right now. Okay. Hey, bro, get back with her and stuff, you know, type shit, um, run, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, but um, you're, that's crazy. Yeah, he's not playing. No, I'm not playing. Listen, listen, bro, she is, come on, no, you know, damn, bro, you shouldn't be bringing her home to it. I'm glad, but I don't want to see this shit. Y'all keep putting it off. Oh, no, it's a signal anyway. Anyway, appreciate you being on the, no, Maryher, bro. Thank you, Mary me. Mm-hmm. Run again. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye. Good luck. We know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're doing a true, two truths and a lie. Everybody heard me when I said that this is true. True truths and a lie. Go ahead. So the two truths in one lie was I like to lick my girls' nostrils. I found out that I don't like getting my ass ate and I'm a male man. I want to say the lie is that you're a male man. No, that's the truth. Okay. Okay. You like licking your girls' nostrils is the lie. Yep. Oh. Hey, what's the other one? He's like getting his ass ate. He found out he don't like getting his ass ate. Oh, oh, he don't like it. You got a girlfriend? No, I got a fiance, but this wasn't my fiance that did it. Oh, it never is. It's never the short of you, Maryher. It's always your elite eater. Six, six, six minute a year. How'd you find out? You obviously you guys did it, but how was the conversation brought up? Did you know that was going to happen that day or that night? But did she just put your legs up? She just changed her diaper. Well, she did that too, but she had to tap me down. The bill was like, so what are the things you haven't done, want to do, want to try? And I was like, well, I didn't did everything. I just alone keep trying to want to get my ass ate. And she was like, sure. And I said, why are you so quick with that? Because she's here with that. And then she said, take them off. And then I lift my legs up and at that moment, I was like, I don't like this. I feel like a bitch. You was holding the back of your knees up. And then at one point, I decided to cross my legs, and she was like, she's a fighter. I was like, that's wow. Roll your feet. Your feet was pointed at the cellar fan. No, they're on her back digging. She said, I don't believe this is a one-time thing. No, I was a straight one-time thing. No, no, no. I said he blocked that today. Okay. It was the part after was pulling up into the water burger line. And then my asshole was just farting. And I was like, yeah, I can't do that again. No, she, your asshole farting. She was doing more than that. No, thanks. She was trying, but I was like, hey man, I said just a little. But she tried. So I mean, yeah. Oh my gosh. She put a turkey based throw. So the thing is that you say you didn't like it, was it the only thing you didn't like was the position you're in? No, I didn't like the whole hurt thing in the ass. So you let her do what? Maybe I like the tension. Did you bring that up to her during the moment, or did you let the whole thing kind of go? No, no, no. I got to see it through my butt. I got to see it. I got to see it. I was farting. Like, you can control your fire. No, no. I would actually weed it out. I was like, "That's our girls' field." No, my gosh. Something had to go up this nigga. Like, there's no way you just fart and you can't even, you'll ask all the nigga. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did she ask right after the colonoscopy? What? Like, how does that happen? It does. No, I'm not going to lie. I'm holding a fart right now. Just out of respect. For the part. I don't know. Maybe because I was nervous. And then I let loose athletes. I let loose athletes. Yeah, I was so sorry to touch her nigga. You asked another question. You can ask the problem. Am I wrong, if? Am I wrong if I wait until my girl goes to sleep to be my meat? And why do you wait until she goes to sleep? Is she not giving you sex? No, she can give it to me. It's just, on the nice, you don't feel like it. I'm just like, I'm awake and she's like, you can go do it. And she's like, nah, it's just weird that you know. So I'm just going. I think she's don't know. What does she think you're doing it, too? Because most women are either like, they made you a tape or they gave you some pictures because they don't want you looking at other women. No, she's fine with me watching porn. It's just she thinks that I like big booty white girls and I hate big booty white girls. No, I don't know if you hate big booty white girls. I don't know what you just said this is. She's younger than I said otherwise. Big booty white girls and I hate big booty white girls. So much! Oh my god, man. They're catching her all the fun. They're catching her all the fun.