Where’s the best free restaurant bread in America?

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Can you identify yourself? I'm Katie Weaver a staff writer at the Atlantic and what kinds of stories do you normally report? How do you characterize your work for people that are not familiar with it? Oh my god I still don't have a great answer to this question sometimes when you tell people you're you know a writer or I don't even say journalists, although maybe technically and they say they Like thank you for the good work that you do and I always have to say oh, I don't do that kind of stuff So I don't do anything important. I get to do fun stories about whatever This is a ruse Katie doesn't actually do fun stories about whatever She pretends to a normal Katie Weaver story starts with something that feels defiantly superficial a profile of Kim Kardashian or an Investigation into the question what is glitter made out of and then unspools and becomes something else while insisting the whole time that it's not The glitter question, for instance, led her to an industrial glitter manufacturer in New Jersey who adamantly refuses to say who their biggest buyer is leading Katie into a 3,000-word Paranoid industrial mystery that reads like a thriller. I won't ruin the ending, but that's a Katie Weaver story Recently Katie started wondering about something that feels typically Katie Weaver asked a question that was weirdly both large and small This is a question that I have been obsessed with for years. What is the best free restaurant bread in America? The best free restaurant bread in America. Why why did you want for years the answer to this question? I have a very simple mind And so I would eat free restaurant bread and it was particularly good. I would think is this a restaurant bread in America? It was kind of inspired by well actually it was directly inspired by a restaurant in Atlanta called bones that I Went to a few times with my husband who's from Atlanta and this restaurant had a particularly good free bread I really really really loved the beautiful like gold. It was just a perfect bread It was like when you think of bread This is what you think up to me. It didn't really have anything in it. It wasn't Trying to do anything crazy. It was just happy to be perfect bread and when I would eat it, I would think Is this the best free bread? This really might be the best free bread And I was kind of starting to convince myself that it was but then in the back of my mind I was like what if it's not the best free bread as good as this is what if there's another bread that is also free that is even better But why is it important? Like I'm I see use why is it hard for you to understand why someone would want the best free restaurant bread in America? Does that sound like something you would not want? I I understand I just want to make sure that some listener who doesn't immediately understand understand I mean, I know the feeling of I've had a couple experiences not a free bread, but where I'm out of place and I'm like This might be the best version of this thing that exists on earth right now Yeah, and that's exciting. Yeah And I've also had the feeling of I would like to know if that was true And then immediately I thought but I can't know if it's true And then I've thought and that's okay your quitter you gave up What if what if you could find out if it was true So Katie not a quitter fell deep into finding the answer to her maybe impossible question She began to research in fact the entire history of free bread at restaurants as a human tradition Which then led her to the entire prehistory of bread itself as a meal that people eat Here's what she learned she learned that for much of the time human beings have been on earth Some form of bread has been our most commonly eaten meal Unleavened bread for most of that time but bread For most of human history people did not pay money for that bread But only because for most of human history money did not yet exist not because the bread itself was free Taverns first appear around 2000 BC in Mesopotamia and continue as late as the 19th century in America A tavern is a place where you can eat a meal someone else has made for you for money But you don't get to choose the meal you just pay for the one fixed meal they offer Which often was something like beer and bread Bread you were paying for Free bread cannot exist until restaurants do and Katie says that restaurants are actually a pretty modern phenomenon So restaurants where you can pick your own food and then they bring it and you pay just per item are Really fairly new concepts the one that is generally regarded as being like the first restaurant in the United States is Del Monaco's here in New York City and that began operating in the 1830s. That's a recent Yeah, it's not crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, it seems like a good idea But people who just weren't doing it this way before and so they're the first people we think who are like What if people could choose and then you could charge some different amounts of money? Well, they I think describe this as like a French experience So they were maybe the people who popularized it in the US we should say and when they started do they offer free bread? So it's a little bit hard to tell it seems like yes, but Starting you know from back then through now people just don't put free bread on their menu It doesn't say don't where you're gonna get bread So even though you can sometimes find menus from very very old restaurants It won't say that there's free bread because they just don't advertise it You know that feeling sometimes you get where you're like trying to understand something that happened in long ago history And you can see that there was like you can see there's something that text isn't mentioning And there's almost like a profound sadness of like trying to squint at the past and not quite saying it It's funny to me that restaurant price You're right that's heartbreaking to think about you're right Yeah, yeah, well, so I found what I think is probably the first restaurant review In the United States it was published in the New York Times Which is I mean, it's really funny to read because it's very kind of meta It opens with the writer explaining that his boss gave him this crazy assignment like go out and Eat and report what people are eating and he has to sort of explain to the reader that he's doing this because like It's a totally novel premise. He's just like okay. Now you're gonna read is me going to Restaurants and talking about what I find there and he mentions Bread at different places And he doesn't say that you're charged for the bread or duh duh duh so it's it's you can kind of infer from how he phrased it that it's just being Handed out, okay, so okay, so we think that this I'm just trying to trace where we're coming from so we think that Free bread restaurants exist because before there were restaurants there were taverns bread would have been a big part of the meal because bread was relatively cheap once restaurants become a thing Bread stays on probably because people are used to it because it's a cheap way for the restaurant to kind of like Signal a hospitality. Yes, and because people are gonna complain in some cases if they don't get it Yes, as a marker of hospitality. I think that's good way to put it and also people were always used to eating bread I asked a historian who I interviewed for the article, you know Where did free restaurant bread come from and he said that it's the opposite of what you asked It's always been here and it's only recently that it's kind of disappearing and a lot of restaurants now charge you for bread I find it disgusting. I hate it. No, it could be the absolute best bread in the world It will not taste as good to me if I have to pay one dollar for it. I'll say okay. I would rather have a less good bread for free That would make me happier But of course what would make Katie happiest is knowing that she was eating the best free bread in America a country of between 750,000 and one million restaurants After a short break the experiment the methodology the investigation the results it's after these ads Welcome back to the show. So I want to get into your methodology and your results um How do you even set out to understand a question like this because it's not like You're not a magazine writer in the 1990s. You're not gonna go to every single restaurant in America So what do you do today like what's step one? Okay, step one was I just decided to ask every single person I could think of everyone I ran into like everyone I know what's the best for your restaurant in America and I started tracking all their responses. Tracking hell. I made a little spreadsheet for myself and I would just put you know the restaurant location who told me this and sometimes it was someone I knew and sometimes it was like cousin's friend and then I would tally the number of votes and also if they gave notes if they described the bread in any way I would put that down. So you know if they said it was really pillowy or if they some I remember one woman remembered the color napkin that the basket is served with it's with the black napkin and that was like it's you really stood out in her mind. So I ended up amassing several hundred responses this way. I also should say um the Atlantic I think tweeted it out and put the link a couple times in one of our email newsletters so I got some responses that way but a lot of it was really just me directly asking strangers like if I was an elevator or someone I was going to ask them what's the best free restaurant in America. Here's what Katie learned from her initial research. Chain restaurants were statistically overrepresented not because they necessarily had the best free bread but because they're everywhere. Katie made a mental note to find a way to adjust for that distortion in the data later. She learned that people listed both fancy restaurants which they apologized for and unfancy restaurants which they would not apologize for and that many people's memories of great free bread clustered in their childhoods and restaurants their parents had taken them to. Katie's dad was still alive during her survey and when she asked him about his favorite free bread his answer surprised her. So his answer was bread that he was served in the 1960s at the four seasons in Manhattan and I didn't even know my dad had ever been there. Very fancy place. Super fancy place. My dad was not a fancy guy. So that was how I found out that he had even gone to this restaurant was that he remembered the bread and why was it the four seasons? He was at the four seasons because he was visiting his dad who he did not grow up with. His dad was pretty much out of his life. He saw him a few times over the course of his life I want to say and he and my uncle had gone to New York to visit him and my dad said that my grandfather who died before I was born you know like to show off and so he took his sons and I think my dad was a teenager to the four seasons for lunch and my dad remembered that the bread was warm. So it was like an emotionally complicated experience but the he remembers the bread being very good. When I when I said what's the best for your restaurant bread he said the only one that I can really remember which also surprised me because I thought that any member of my immediate family would be would be like me it was like oh you know it's his restaurant. Yeah that was the one that just for somebody like really stuck in his mind as being the best. And were you seeing generally across your data like I understand that it's it's not like census level perfect data almost and you're trying to lie so a cloud like I think it's okay but one population you attempted to survey worse celebrities. Yes. First of all why. Okay I had a I had a real reason for this because I thought who has access to all the best restaurants in the world celebrities that they can go anywhere and you know they can they don't mind paying a lot for a meal but you know many celebrities did not grow up wealthy so I'm thinking if I became a celebrity I would still be well aware of where I had eaten bread for free and where I was like something I had to pay for. So I thought oh I'll just ask a bunch of America's beloved celebrities where's the best restaurant bread in America and they let me down. Well I want to walk through them. So Lebron James. You reached out to Lebron James. Too busy. Focused on the upcoming season. How's it going for you Lebron? Hope it paid off. What made me crazy was just you know this is a question even if you don't have an answer the second you hear it as I do with a few seconds of thought I think you can come up with something. Yeah. Doesn't take a long I'm not asking you to go through your taxes and give me some like you know just think of your life. There's something that happened in your life. Can you tell me about it in a couple words? They can. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt was another person. Okay Chris Pratt fell his first spot when it came in. They I do think they were trying to be polite. It was phrased so rudely. Hey right let me get the exact quote. The public is responded. We need to politely hold off as there is an interest. You don't have to tell me that there is an interest. You say we need to politely hold off. Why do you think you're getting so involved on this stuff? I don't know. I don't know. Do you think they feel like maybe this is a practical joke? Like that there was some opportunity to belittle them or do you think that they thought that maybe when people talk about even though food is something everyone eats that there's something revealing or like like it's hard to answer that question without it feeling like they're trying to signal in one direction or another. I don't know. I don't know if it's that their reps like didn't want to bother them with this. Some people I think some people maybe thought that they could be being made to look foolish like you know they didn't they wanted to know who else was participating and it's like what is it? What is your answer so crazy that you're going to make a fool of yourself by giving it? I was so surprised by how few celebrities were willing to even entertain this question. I only got one in the end. I only got one. Who is that? Mr. Stephen King. And what does Stephen King have to say about free bread in America? Okay. Stephen King's favorite for red in America is "Crusty and warm" and his served at Hyde Park Prime Stake House, another Stake House in Sarasota, Florida. That's all and you know what? That's all I needed. I didn't even need to say it's crusty and warm but I'm glad he did. That's that's the sign of a word smith. He's bringing the bread to life for you. All he had to say was Hyde Park Stake House. Great done. So he went into your spreadsheet. He went in this spreadsheet. He was the only vote for that bet. But I put him there. So he's wrong. This is why celebrities don't want to play your sick games. They don't want to be humiliated and they lose either a door that they pick. What could be more relatable than a celebrity revealing their favorite free restaurant bread? They're going to look like a man of the people. A man who knows what bread is free and what is and they're going to look like someone who eats bread. That's the other thing that made me crazy. I honestly think they smelled a trap and didn't smell it well enough. I think they should have told their publicists not to write you even now because there's a good end up in your business. But many of the publicists did not. But the crazy thing to me was say anything. I'm not going to know if you're telling the truth. You can pick whatever restaurant you like. Just say anything. It doesn't matter. And no, call me down. My mouth. They went it. They refused. You also reached out to the CEO of Red Lobster. Why and what did you learn? Okay, I love cheddar biscuits. I'm an American. We all love cheddar biscuits. Why are they so good? Oh my god. I don't know what the hell they're putting in them, but they are just they're they're soft and warm and really salty. They're shiny with butter. Oh, I've had these biscuits. These biscuits are tremendously good. They have like some dominoes pizza DNA in them somehow. Like they give me like the the feeling I like from dominoes like the breadsticks there. Like there's something really greasy about that. Yes. Oh, god. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We can use to use to try these biscuits though. Yeah. Okay. So they are what's this size hockey puck? I don't really know how big anything is apple. Yes. Smaller than an apple. I'm looking at my fist and thinking of things that are smaller than it. Egg. My fist years ago as a child. Okay. It's probably the size of these biscuits. Maybe like a like a kiwi and a half. Okay. Flaky buttery greasy. I don't know if they're even flaky. Like I couldn't the texture of them. You're never going to eat anything else that has this texture of this taste. They are warm salty buttery. Oh, I think they have garlic in them. And they will keep them coming. They'll keep them coming. They're free. And they're free. They're absolutely free. Free biscuits feels like a luxury. Yes. And so okay. But then why like they were just on your list probably. They were on that. They, you know, a lot of people named them. They are my personal favorite of the chain breads. And they're also something even people who kind of were struggling to come up with with the favorite free bread would often think of red lobster. It was a bread that has distincted many people's minds. And maybe they would say, Oh, you know, red lobster, but they were trying to come up with something. Maybe that wasn't a chain or that they like more. But this was their real answer. But it was maybe not even their real answer, but it was just what they could think of. It was like their brain is kind of frantically scanning for files able bread. And red lobster is one of the only ones they can pull. So what did you want to know from their CEO? Anything at all? I want to know, what are you putting in these cracked out biscuits that is making them so good? I would be very curious to know they seem like they must be of tremendous importance to red lobster because definitely for myself and for many people who I spoke to, the biscuits are truly why you go to red lobster, the food at red lobsters, whatever. But you know that you can have as many of those biscuits as you want while you're there. So it's almost like red lobster is a cheddar baked biscuits restaurant and then also include like they have seafood options. Yeah. And the the best thing at the restaurant is this thing that it's giving away for free. That's very interesting to me. It's like a restaurant that is very very strong. wrongly associated with bread in the American consciousness in 2026. Another one that came up, but not because people were voting for it a lot, was Olive Garden. People would say, "Oh, is everyone saying Olive Garden?" Olive Garden actually performed kind of horrifically in my poll. I think that's fair. People sort of associated with bread, and maybe they even like the breadsticks, but even among chains, Olive Garden was not one of the top ones. Wait, but so what have you when you reach out to the red lobsters, yeah? So I was going through a kind of third party PR from that red lobster, works with. And I had visions of myself going down to a red lobster HQ, going in the test kitchen. Maybe he and I are learning to bake the cheddar babies, because I don't know. And I'll never find out, because they would not let me get close to this man. They didn't refuse to participate. They offered me, you know, I could talk to like a kind of random VP of whatever. They were not as excited about the bread story as I was. I feel like a surprising amount of people in your reporting treated you like a journalist out for blood. Yes. And I'm not totally sure why? The only person who saw me as a human was Stephen King. Or he just talks to monsters. Damn good. Fair enough. But did you strike them from your list, or did they stay on Oh, no, I couldn't strike them from my list. You know, I'm tracking the data. So if they had had the most votes, I would have said, well, if they had had the most votes through my complicated equation that I eventually developed, then I would have said, okay, they're the best. Okay. So tell me your results. Okay. Number three. Number three might be red lobster, but it's sort of, it's a little bit hard to say, because if the equation that I eventually came up with, took into account the number of locations and the number of votes. Because the idea is that some places are going to be overrepresented survey because more people have been there. Yes. Whereas the best bread might be in a place that fewer people have been to. Yes. So you came up with some Haiti math to try to. Exactly. Yes. And I looped in a statistician, a professor emeritus of statistics at the University of Cambridge. I just asked him, hey, I've clicked it all this data half hazardly. Can you make it into a magazine article for me? So he helped you refine it? No, he did not. But he did kind of explain the conundrum very well. He said, if a restaurant had 10 customers and eight thought that it had the best bread, this would seem more impressive than if another restaurant had 100 customers and 10 thought it had the best bread. So the thing you're trying to say, what percentage of the people walk out of this place thinking it's the best bread that were not how many customers think? Yes. So that's why it's a little bit hard to get to number three because I think Red Lobster maybe had the third most votes overall numerically. But that has as much to do with the denominator of people who have gone as the numerator of people who think it's awesome. Yes. So I really can only tell you kind of, I could tell you the chain restaurant that had the most votes. So this overall on paper is going to look like the best free restaurant bread in America because it has the most votes. Okay. So there's just raw votes. Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake Factory. People love that bread. They love that brown bread. Have you had it? I have. But my memories that Cheesecake Factory are the cheesecakes, not the bread. The bread's really good. That's what people tell me. It was not my favorite free restaurant bread. And it's brown bread? It's brown bread. Like what they eat in like middle earth or whatever? Absolutely. Yes. We want breads that look like they involve more labor. They're different in some way. So this is like a dark brown bread. It looks healthy. It's not that healthy. It sticks out in people's mind because it's, oh, this is a shade of bread I'm not seeing all the time. Did you try it? Of course. Yes. I tried it. And I thought it was perfectly fine. Some people think that it has chocolate in it partly because of the color and also because they find that it tastes a little bit sweet. I really love sweets. I love sweet things. This bread to me was not sweet. It was sweet in the way that you get like a basil, like sorbet for dessert at a restaurant that does not have real desserts. For some people, that's going to be sweet enough for me. No. So I didn't consider this bread sweet. But they, you know, a lot of people named it. And specifically the brown bread. So actually cheesecake factory brings out a brown bread and a white kind of sourdough loaf. But most people named the brown bread specifically. They would say cheesecake factory brown bread. Cheesecake Factory is brown bread. The highest-ranking chain restaurant in Katie Weaver's survey. But what was the very best free bread in a non-chain restaurant? Or was that bread to be found? Katie Weaver has the answer. She's going to share it with us after these ads. Welcome back to the show. So the answer to the question we'd been hunting for this week. The winner of Katie Weaver's intensely reported American survey of free bread. I think there were ultimately two restaurants in the top 10 that were not chains. And there was only two in the top 10, I believe, that were not chains. And it turns out that they served the exact same bread because they're owned by the same person. You know, they're different restaurants. So there are different restaurants but same bread? Two different locations, same bread. One in Philly, one in DC. And what are the restaurants? The restaurants are the diplomat in DC and park in Philly. And tell me about the restaurants and tell me about the brand. So the restaurants are owned by Steven Star. Oh, very famous Philadelphia restaurant. And I lived in Philadelphia for years and I walked by park many times and I never went inside because I assumed it was too expensive. But actually, it's funny. A college friend of mine who still lives in Philly was the first vote for park. And I was like, oh, I'm glad there's a Philly restaurant nominated. And then people kept voting for park, park ended up with other two restaurants, even though they served the same bread. Park had slightly more votes. It also feels like it's meaningful that people were identifying this as the best bread appearing in two different places. Like, that feels like a pretty strong signal. Yes, totally. And they were, this was a bread that people tended to give a little bit more information about. They described the bread to me in detail. They would not always accurately. What types of things do they say about the street bread? So the bread has cranberries in it and some people would name that. Some people would say it had cherries in it. They're just picking up that it has some kind of reddish fruit. Some people were kind of ashamed to be naming this bread. They were like, it's an obvious one, but I have to say it. They noted the temperature, it was warm, they suffered with the nice soft butter, it was just a bread that kind of similarly to the red lobster cheddar bay biscuits. This is a bread that sticks in people's mind. And so did you try the bread? Absolutely. And? I loved it. It was great. It was great. The best? I think I might be. But I feel like this many people can't be wrong, although many people are wrong around many things. But I feel like they can't be. I'm not a scientist. But what was your experience of it? You did. You're a subjective experience. So it reminded me of the scene in Willy Wonka where they try everlasting gobsoppers and Willy Wonka explains that it's a great candy for children with very little pocket money. Because it kind of gives you like a full weight. Is that the everlasting gobsopper? I think so. He said candy words like a full meal. It's a full meal. It involves as you're eating it. Yes. You feel like soup and your move through the mains and then you end up in a dessert. And it sort of felt like that because it has this kind of nice warm, rich, buttery, savory, nutty component with the walnuts. But then you also get the cranberry. So it's like you have the savory, you have the sweet. It is a thick, hearty bread. It really felt like a meal by itself. I could just have this in a glass of water and be good to go. This is what people would have happily eaten 20,000 years ago, except for oh my God. They would have been over the moon to eat something this good. I'm sure they weren't even bread this good. But yes, it's like bread, you know, it just felt like this could, this could sustain my life. I could live off this bread. Did you feel, obviously, there's a hard question answer, but like eating it, did you feel either like certainty or at least satisfy that you had found the thing you were looking for? I was like, okay, this bread is really pretty freaking good, everyone's right. Yeah. God, if I hadn't liked it, I don't, because we would have scrapped the story months in. It was a relief to find the bread really delicious. But if I hadn't liked it, you know, like the cheesecake factory bread, I would say it was ultimately slightly disappointed by because so many people loved that. But they disproportionately loved this other bread. And I think that the people who love this bread were right. I think it's really good. I mean, anyone else is welcome to do a more thorough study than I have done. I think you're going to have trouble getting funding for such a study. I have probably pushed to like the extreme outer the limits of what anyone will tolerate in terms of time and money spent investigating this. - But you want people who have theories to continue to email you forever for the rest of your career. - Honestly, yes. - Really? - Why not? I mean, if you really think you know the best one, I'll put it on my list to like my personal list although if I'm ever in St. Louis, I have to try this bread and see if it's better than the bread that I've named the best. - So you both found it and you feel like you're still looking? - Oh, I guess so. I'm pretty confident I found it. - And what did you learn from me the best free restaurant bread in America? - But I love the best free restaurant bread in America. (laughing) - The I love free bread. - Okay, the name's the restaurants in Philly and DCR. - Our park, P-A-R-C, it's French and Philly. Actually, they're both French, I guess. And Le Diplomat and DC. - There's this thing you mentioned in the story which I didn't totally like know what it meant to you. You mentioned this like almost off-handedly where you say, "You talk about your dad getting sick." You talk about Visingham and Tenefei. And you describe how he'd ordered the red lobster ultimate feast, which includes the biscuits, but that he didn't finish his bread that he said it tasted like sawdust. What did that story mean to you? Why did you mention it in the course of this reporting? - So you know, it's funny when my dad named the four seasons, I had actually been expecting him to say red lobster 'cause I knew who loved that bread. And so I was surprised that he hadn't named it. And I guess I included it because maybe it was to show that I do also have like a real life where things happen to me. And it's not just like a crazy adventure and dry and free bread, like endlessly on someone else's dime, like there I was also like living a real life while I was reporting this story. - Here's what confused me about the piece that I really loved. And what it confused me about your reporting, which I really loved. I mean, the thing that like a listener's not gonna get from this interview is like the piece is like, it's written in such an over the top, beautiful way. Like there's these highly evocative sentences about the bread in different restaurants. And it's hyper focusing on this small pleasure that can totally go unnoticed in your life. And then there's several times you mentioned your dad, you mentioned what bread meant to him in the context of this like complicated relationship with his dad. You mentioned briefly on this like otherwise very like silly quest, this experience of being with him near the time when he was dying. And then Park, which is like the restaurant that ends up being the best one. He shows up there too where you say like he was from Philadelphia and it was the first time going to the city where he didn't know about it because he died. And it's just weird because it's like you have this person who's trying to answer like the smallest question in the world. You're trying to marshal everyone's like focus and attention on this like tiny pleasure in the world that could go easily unnoticed. And then there's these just like background references to the fact that the person who's taking you on this adventure is also grieving. And I have like the intuition that these things are connected but I don't totally understand. What do you think? Am I crazy? Or are these things connected to you? - No, no, no, I think they are connected. Well, part of it is also that my dad was someone who, it's so funny. He would like describe himself as a gormon but had no money and in many ways no one lived worse than this man. Like he grew up really, really poor in South Philly and had a lot of, as much later in life, had a lot of health problems and physical problems that he just, you know, he couldn't really get it around very well. So his world became kind of very limited but he still would not only think of himself but tell people like when they met him, he's like, well, I'm a gormon. And he was like, are you, 'cause you're just like sitting in this, you're meeting like McDonald's. But he's definitely someone who, it's funny, you know, like he could say he enjoyed the little things in life but he also enjoyed like very fancy things in life and he, he and my mom were kind of opposites in the sense that when they would go to a restaurant and look at the menu, my mom would invariably order whatever is the cheapest thing and he would very often order the most expensive thing. So I don't know, I guess I really associate both of my parents with just the experience of being at restaurants and trying to figure out are you getting your money's worth and one way to ensure that you are is if the thing you're getting for free is really good. You know, good free bread that's, you gotta build that into the, you know, mental price of the meal. So I don't know, maybe that's one of the reasons why I worked him in. It's also just the fact that it was happening at the same time. So truly I was, you know, like flying around with these different places. And he, he died before I went and tried the bread that I ultimately named the best. He knew I was working on the story. He was a big Atlantic fan and I am bummed that he didn't get to see my cover story. He would have been really, really excited about that. And actually one reason I took this job is when I was interviewing, I mentioned that my dad really liked it and the woman I was interviewing was our executive editor. So, oh, what's the status? What's on some tote bags? And actually that is sort of like free bread to me. The fact that she just lightly was instantly, you know, she didn't know if I was gonna take the job or not, but she's throwing out free tote bags just for the heck of it. And I was like, that's a classy move. I love this place. So it really, it's, gave me early on like, one of my first really good impressions of the Atlantic. I was like, yeah. They're gonna send my father tote bags even though they don't know if I'm gonna take this job and it's like, they're gonna give me incredible bread even though they don't really know, they don't know what I'm gonna order. They don't know if I'm gonna order. I might have this bread and leave. I guess I'm just easily one over but it's very small token acts of kindness. Small token acts of kindness. Maybe that's what this is. Things people give you, even if they're comically small, without the expectation they'll get something back. Fortune cookies and bank lollipops. 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