Where’s It At? - Episode 266

I guess like, you know, people been getting on me because you usually have to be in the pod. They just like, oh, why are you starting it off so freaky? And just like, this shit, like, it just sound freaky. You know what I'm saying? And what'd you say? I want to try to think about what you said that was freaky. Anywho. So, but the other day I was in the men's bathroom, right? And it was at a club. Okay. And you know, the club rocking, you know, you got guest DJs in there. It was a very popular night at the club. And I go and use the bathroom and it's a bathroom that has four stalls and two urinals. Okay. And the stalls are working kind of fast because people are in and out. They peeing and going to wash their hands while I blog. The dude in front of me goes into an open stall. And then I end up after it opens up going to a stall next to him. And I hear this nigga taking a shit. So now I've already identified who he is. And like, we end up washing our hands, like at the, at the similar time. And I'm just watching him grow around the club, bro. He's shaking niggas up. He backed the dance and bottle pop man. And my rule is, if I got to take a shit, my night's over with. Right? Yeah, I feel it. Your night should be done. You took it. He took a shit. Yeah. That's what happened when little kids take a shit out. Like, nigga, the day's over. Yeah. Yeah. My thing is like, I usually take a shit when I have to take a shower. Right. And that's like my at the end of the day. You're done. Yeah. Yeah. There's no reason like if you go and take a shit, right? If you, first of all, you should be only at the club. I don't care like how often you club with time you go to the club, you got a max of like two hours and 30 minutes in there. At the club, you shouldn't be in there longer than that. And it says what type of club it is. Two and a half hours. We've been at places for hours, bro. And that shit was fun. When the fuck I've ever been in place for four hours. And New York, we were out there for a minute. Man, that's New York. And we're out from there. I'm saying of you in your home time. Yeah. Okay. I have you visiting. Go ahead. You can take a shit and a different bad stuff. You're saying that you move the goalpost a lot in conversations. To what? To my, for myself? Yeah. So what? This is my podcast. The thing about me is like, if you actually ask me to acknowledge what I'm doing, I'll admit to it. And then I'll continue doing this shit because it's just like, we on this floating rock. Why would I? I got to act correctly. So I don't know. Stop taking shits in the bathroom, unless it's me, nigga. How about that? Don't be taking those shits and then come back and thinking everything good because you knew you should have took a shit before there. There's time to take a shit. That's usually, like, if I know I'm going out, I'm taking a shit. Yeah. And usually when I come back from the club late night, I don't have to shit. So it's just like, you shit after the club? It depends. I think it was excited. No, it depends because I usually take a shower. So I'm going to shower. I feel like that's like, you don't have a, you don't have a good night. It depends what I ate too. Nick, I'm not even making it to the door. One, this is my first time ever. Shitting on the plane. You shit it on a place, bro. Oh, but it was an international flight. Yes, but I didn't, I already even pee on planes. Like I don't like getting standing up and shit on the way there. Perfectly fine. On the way back, my stomach was just like, turn because you never noticed like something with me. I don't know this happens to other people, but anytime I travel and I'm not in like my environment, sometimes I go all day without shitting like a couple of them and be like, two days and I ain't take a shit. And then I'd be like, Oh, shit. I didn't shit. And then you start to realize it. And I think that happened towards the end of the trip when I was in Amsterdam. So we're only there for four days. And I think that happened. Yeah, I have to get up. I get up. I was like, I moved. I went there the first time. I was like, No, I'm not going to do it. I went to the bathroom like three times. Like, no, I'm not going to do it. And I actually did it. And it was just like, I think it's more about finding the appropriate time. Once I saw everybody was like, kind of lean back. And I was in business class on the way back. So it was like, I felt a little bit more little business shit, a little more reason because like it's only the bathroom that, well, it's like 18, 20 people that can use that bathroom really. Yeah, yeah. Elicion. Yeah, so I was like, Okay, this might be the appropriate time. And I did. And then I don't know. It was nice because somebody else went right after me and was a guy. So it's like, whatever happens now, if it smelled bad or whatever, it's all him. That's what I'm saying. If I'm in business class and I know that I like the point you made because that's where it gets you for the whole shit. Like how comfortable you are taking that shit. And it's based off the people that you look at after you come out the bathroom. And like the older, older people are, that makes me not give a fuck. Like if it's like a old black man and a black woman, I'm like, I know you would take a shit too. You're probably got diapers on right now. If it's an old white man, old white woman, I don't give a fuck. But it's like, when there's people in my age, and I know like those are the people that's like hypervision like, okay, bro, you took a shit. That's a nigga that can fight me on IG. No, I'm about to fight this guy. I would notice that about somebody going to bat them. They're gone for a minute. I was like, damn. Long as hell. It didn't go wrong. I got the bathroom rubbed my stomach. No, you didn't even see it. Oh, that's not what you're doing. Hello. The radio is for people who are driving. It's not you. It's for people who are driving. I'll drive you. I'm off into crowds on these podcast. Hey, well, welcome to crowds. That means episode 266. This is your first time listening. Make sure you subscribe. We started the podcast with a shit conversation. So that's how we kind of rock over here. Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. It is 50% off this month. Merch is out. And we have some live shows there are live already. I think Miami and New York are live. I just talk to you in them, bro. It's live. It's live. I know it's live, but stop. Stop teasing them, bro. Just let them know how many more days coming. A lot more. We're going to I can even see if I can see some of them. Yeah, we don't think there's official yet from people. Yeah, that's not that's why the one is we don't know. We don't know about San Francisco. 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Um, shout out to Joey Chestnut, Fourth of July. Okay. I'm just saying I saw a graph of it said like, uh, Joey, uh, Michael Jordan, um, Bay Bruth and like some other like, uh, like Wayne Gretzky, some shit, 17 titles combined together. And I think, uh, Joey Chestnut hit like, uh, he won again. Yeah, he won it. Of course, man. What happened to the Asian dude I used to like rival him. He ain't got no good rivalries no more. Yeah, it's just like I said, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Bay Bruth combined 17 titles. Joey Chestnut hot dog eating contest titles 18. Yeah, I just don't, I just don't fuck with it no more because to me, there's not a big enough challenger, which like, they don't have a rival, but it leaves me to believe that people aren't working on it anymore. People are just finding out like, damn, I can eat a lot. Let me go try to be in a hot dog eating contest. And it's like, for that human, they can't eat a lot. But I know they're not training year round. Cause back when Joey Chestnut first started doing it and he had all those rivals, like, they lost one, that big black dude. I think he lost to the Asian way here and shit like that shit almost has, we almost went to war over that shit, uh, but they had a 30 for 30 with Joey Chestnut doing like exercises. Like he had like weights on his like, like he was like big swallowing and doing like throw exercises basically. No, it's not get it, but just like I just feel like the sport is not of competition. It's dead. It lost its soul. It's not even work. That's for real. It's not even work. So she's not eating all fucking high dogs. Do you think it counts as being like the greatest in something if your sport is very niche? Not if it's televised. Like I still give him credit for that, like not if it's televised because there's always haters. Yeah. Many haters saw a Joey Chestnut and when you're just like, yo, he ain't got no competition, I'm about to start training for this shit. Yeah. But I think that people discount people when they're like, you don't have enough competition. Like you know that the old thing that's like Michael Jordan was playing plumbers and people that had a nine to five jobs or something like that. But yeah, but it's just more about like being pushed like I would love to see somebody. I do think it's more competition now than there probably was back then and like in terms of basketball. I don't. I don't think it's just like different circumstances. Yeah. Yeah. A lot more resources are out there for people that want to actually play basketball. And then you're training making this throw bigger like they got the lemonade drinking contest too. Too far gone. Yeah, it's a big black. It's crazy. The big black dude, the key winning. There's another person that kept throwing up America, we just like over, it's just like overconsumption. It's just so prevalent in our country. It's literally country. That's why I say people, people from other countries, I'm starting to fuck with them more and more like as like seeing them in America, I pay attention to them a lot more like Americans discuss me. The culture is crazy because that is the culture. Yeah. Yeah. But American. But not in those sloppy countries, they'd be like, it'd be like MMA fights versus like one man versus 21 men. It's like that. That's real entertainment. But just like, brother, I'm saying like Americans discuss me because we all have like these passive aggressive ways. We all like, I feel like we got a more of Americans, we kind of got that, it's pessimistic vibes. Like, no, we can't do that. We can't do that. Like yesterday. I feel like we're the most, this is like the most optimistic country. No, I'm saying like as far as like belief exactly. It is. It's a country that you should be optimistic because we got crazy opportunities to look how many people just be like, nah, I can't do that. I can't do that. Whereas soon as somebody from another country come over here, they like, I can do all of this shit. But you see them because they just take opportunity and they not afraid to embarrass themselves. Like there'll be a time like, okay, if like yesterday, I had a bunch of food out for the 4th of July on this table in our studio ability on the rooftop. So like, and it was sunny and shit, I had snorkeling or playing in the background. Like money everywhere. And shit on, you know what I'm saying, and there's like, I'm not glad. But people walk by, like Americans walk by and it kind of looked like it was set up for the apartment building and people walk by and were just like, yo, who's food is this? And we're just like, oh, that's ours. It's like our own personal thing. And it was like, I meant some foreigners walked up and started making a fucking burger. And by the time I told them, like, hey, yo, that's our food, they already had his hands on a bun. And I had to let this nigga finish making his burger, you know what I said? Like gratitude. Like they don't play that shit. It's like the opportunity there is like, and you know, my, my girlfriend is Filipino and she'd be making me do shit I don't want to do. Like it'd be like, on the internet, it'd say like they close at nine o'clock. And it's like, 8.59. She's like, they open. And I'm like, nah, nah, nah, they probably close this shit. She'd walk right in there and walk out with the item. I'm like, how the fuck? Not it, but they don't fuck with you, but they still got to make it up. I saw a thing on internet. I guess I thread by A1D and just though they said, is there another word for brunch that sounds less feminine? And I think I came up with one. Brunch sounds feminine. I guess to them. What? Okay. Calories with the boys. For brunch? Yeah. How does that relate to like what describes brunch as because brunch is a combination of calories with the boys, bro. Breakfast and lunch. Yeah. I don't know. Like leg fist. What the hell come from? Pre-lunch? Pre-lunch. Pre-lunch, bro. But I guess I'm pre-lunch. Pre-lunch sounds like you're trying to fuck behind your brother's head. Bro, you want to get pre-lunch when you're like, so like two niggas that's about to gov with each other. I'm out. There's not my preference, man. You want pre-lunch? It's just funny how like people think things sound like more masculine and less feminine. And it's like, I feel like some people are just very uncomfortable with their masculine. I will say. But I can say that you want brunch. But I wouldn't say brunch. I don't want brunch. Exactly. I just want to set the name of the place. Man, don't say that shit. If I was going to somebody and somebody like, yo, what you doing today in like us three we was going to go get breakfast at a spot that serves breakfast all day and it was 11.30. Like going to get something to eat with Mike and Jean and I probably even stated, I might add something in there like, oh, it's going to be a business meeting too. Just to make it seem more intricate. I would never say I'm going to brunch with a bunch of niggas, but that don't make it feminine though. It's just like, it's just not in our lingo like, oh, we about to get brunch together unless I'm describing it. I would like the digits describe the place. I'd be like, hey, y'all trying to get something from like a place called Sweet Diner. Y'all want to get Sweet Diner like 11.30? I said that. But brunch for, but brunch for a group of women to me, from my perspective, means something totally different. Like y'all want to get brunch? That means like drinks, mimosas. And I feel like it has to be more than four people and all the meat and all the meat and all the means too. Yeah. They're just like, oh, uh, see you my man. Like you ever see the dude he playing a video game and there's like, see you my man after brunch and then it's a girl drunk and she wants some dick and then she's snatching it off the table or some shit like that. And she's just like, that's what I feel like brunch is. That's fun. Like, you're getting dick after. You can tell me you want to get brunch anyway. I know what you do it after this. Think about it going to some dick, man. No, shout out to Tommy, but he sent me this. It was, it was just funny, the shit that you find on YouTube, right? And there's a YouTube video that says, can LeBron save France? So what do you think the subtitle is? I don't know. I feel like I've seen the titles like that though. It's like if LeBron was born in like the 1800s or something like that. Could he save like a rom the Rom or some shit like that? Okay. What's the subtitle say? In 2018, LeBron prevent France from falling to Nazi Germany. Yeah. Yeah. I see those videos. Like, bro. What the fuck is going on? That's what we said. Bro, those are the fun rabbit holes to get into though. No, but they be making some like some linear thoughts. Yeah, yeah. Like some very funny like stuff that don't make sense. But then they still find a way to connect it and make it make sense. Yes. He uses athleticism to like to, you know, make a point at some, somewhere, some way. But if you take 2018 LeBron, right? No, like this is not even trying to be something real shit. You take 2018 LeBron. And for some reason basketball, basketball is going to get popular with 2018 LeBron no matter where it's at. Let's say LeBron has a knowledge to also teach everybody how to play basketball if it's not already invented yet. It would stop a lot of shit, bro. Like Niggas would be like, what the fuck is going on, bro? Like imagine, imagine LeBron around Bill Russell's time. He's been going crazy. Been going crazy. But it's also like it's, is it LeBron with Bill Russell's training? But no, 2018. Oh my god. Just saying, I'm just saying, like people think it's like sports related. I'm just saying the distraction cause usually like shit that gets like, you know, sports to be distracting people from going to war or shit, you know what I'm saying? I got a question. It's world cup related. Would you rather your country win a world cup or your favorite team win a championship? My favorite team win a championship. I'm American though. So would you rather team USA win a gold medal? No. Oh yeah. Over my favorite team or the lion's one in the championship. Yeah. The lion. Niggas fuck a medal. Like honestly, fuck a medal, bro. Like I like, I get it then. Did you say three sell to? I would say my favorite team. Okay. And pack me more, you know, I'm saying, but yes, who was your favorite team? I actually don't have a face like this. I think it's just anything but it's country. Yeah. The bucks. Okay. So you rather another bucks champion. Yeah. What are you? What country are you rapping though? I'm rapping USA. But come on. Are you something else though? It's Puerto Rico. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. Wait. But he already said that. What would you? What would you rather? In what? In like the people who work, whether they I get that you don't really have a sports team. He didn't. Yeah. He wanted to make his Mike one of niggas. I like the Patriots and aspers. I should let you know everything you need to know about everything. Sports fans know these type of niggas that they like those born as winning as teams. And it's just sometimes part of the reason why you love that fan base is because the the shit that you can automatically talk to any other fan base. I was I was a spurs fan like growing up mainly because it was like one of those teams that had a whole bunch of international players and they had like and I was like as an international kid. Like it was like, okay, I can relate to just people being different bro. Every team had them. You just had the ones that won a championship. Yeah. I'm just saying. It's a problem. And nobody knew Tim Duncan was international until later on. I'm not even saying Tim Duncan. You talking about Genobley, Tony Parker, Borsdial, Borsdial. No, that's not gonna split it. It's not gonna split it. Not fucking for him. I think it is. Come on now. Yeah. Coach and NBA. Yeah. Brian beat that shit. Whoa. Hey. That's the biggest thing. No, real shit. I think this is not foreign like that. Oh, since it was, it was 4th of July though this past weekend. When is the appropriate time that fireworks start? Shit. The as soon 11 a.m. Come on now. You can't do fireworks at 11 a.m. Yes, you can't do it. They do it the night before. But isn't a point of fireworks to see like the backdrop being a little more. No, no, it's not. You can't see the fireworks. It's not a ball. It's, yes, sometimes about the sound, bro, test them sometimes, you ain't grow, you ain't grow up in the hood. Cause that shit grow up in the hood. No, no, I'm saying you ain't grow up in the hood to where like all the streets would meet up. And then, but the goal was, then what was the goal? The goal was to do the fireworks all day like, can we all light this bitch up all day? No. I guess I have a different perspective now that I'm an adult that you get said you were younger. It's what the kids are all day, you know what I'm saying? We got to distract these kids. We got to make them sit down. There was a whole brawl in the world. Why does the fireworks are going out, bro, it's a brawl in every inner city, it's in unison. It's like, bro, the thing is like, bro, you choose the most like senate, like just the most aesthetic moments to fight sometimes, bro, the niggas are bored, bro. The niggas are bored. The reason why these inner city kids, bro, are doing all this bullshit, the niggas are so bored. I feel it. No, it's nowhere because we used to be distracted by the little shit. If when I was like 14, 15, if I walk past a park and niggas was hooping, that was amazing to me. I'm about to go home. Like these dudes, they walk around, the basketball parts, empty, these, they got access to too much shit on their phone. They know what real fun is. We ain't know what real fun is. They watch the niggas, I think especially for like big driven SRTs and shit. I don't want to play in no motherfucking part. Especially for like the non athletes, like the people that don't play sport. I think there was a lot, I don't know, they might be more recreational things, the different things to do. But they was like random. People were inquire. There was a lot more after school programs that I ever go to art programs. Bro, these kids are going to, these kids are going to streets where there's nothing but bars that are sitting outside the bars. Like that, I think, I think we just had a like a bigger fear of like going to jail or some shit. Like damn, if I go by a bar, a cop might pick me up and take me to jail, but these kids would be knowing me right? Too much. I feel like I am jailed. Jail was a little bit more unknown. You always heard about jail in prison from people's perspective that like went there or you went, you know, these kids see niggas on the internet in jail with eye patch and shit. They got too much knowledge and of course there is like good stuff going on, but it's just like you see so much bad shit all the time. No, that's what goes viral to him. No, but that's what they want to go viral, bro. That's what the one. That's what the social media is one, man. They're trying to, trying to poison us, bro. No, real shit. Hoping you're third eye. No, this is from, this is from somebody who listed to the podcast. It says, can you shout out my husband for his birthday, please? We saw y'all in Nashville the day before I started labor. Crazy. Why do I name your baby, atheras? Not only were Mike, no, Matt, yes, no, what was the baby's name, Matt, they didn't tell us. Good. They got. We listen to y'all all the time. His name is Saul. Is that Saul? I don't know. Saul, oh, Saul. I knew it was something. I knew it was. But that's stupid though. No, no, no, no. Your name not stupid. But if it don't rhyme with Paul, come on now. Not as Saul. He's turning 23 July 11. He has one of y'all shirts. Okay. Yeah. He got it all. He came to the show. He got the shirts. She said, why the fuck is this so scary looking? So he must have got the feeling. Okay. Anyway, as we love listening to y'all, especially when we fight because then we just laugh. Peace and love. Are we saving relationship? That's crazy. No. If you want to argue me right now, if you want to argue me right now, let's put this together for somebody. Stop it. Stop it. Listen, let's make a small care package right now for anybody that's going through something with a significant other, right? Listen, this person that's sending you this message, they want to apologize, but they pride and they ego getting in the way. So they sent you this in replacement. They love you and they want to be back in good graces with you. And they don't want to fight with you at all. They want everything to be good. So please take this message and no, fuck that. They should've came to you. They sell it. That's one of the people that he glitzed all the way through. Keep it going. Keep it going. You don't need them. You don't need them. Yo. What's going down, Brad Debbie? What's going on? What's the word? I don't know. You know, I always feel weird when people call this crashing. They're actually the crash dummies. I'm just like, yeah, we pat, we pat and Mike, you're the crash dummies. The colors of the crash. Don't worry, buddy. You could call me whatever you want. Okay. Damn, little dumb shit. Go on. [LAUGHTER] All right. Tadadnigga. No, I'm crazy. [LAUGHTER] Get rid of Niggga. What? I'm like the real people. You are so horny, bro. Get rid of that Niggga bro. That's some of what's horny. Put it out. Put it out. Go ahead. I'm scared about how this episode for the sound when it comes out. That's funny as shit. Oh, this one? Because you're all being freaky right now. Oh, we all being freaky. You was being freaky. You say, um, oh, Mike was being freaky. [LAUGHTER] I mean, I got a question for you. First thing before you ask your question. Go ahead. I feel very disrespected. Because every bitch that comes in has got damn podcast. You can tell them happy international women's month. I didn't bid on these bitch three times. You never told me happy. I literally say, you can call me whatever you want. With that energy right there. [LAUGHTER] I feel it now. I know what I can say. [LAUGHTER] No, first of all, happy international. You said I sound like a Niggga. Is that what you say? No, no, no. I'm not saying that. Well, anyway, I got you. I got you. That's what it is. It is given. Andy. Andy. [LAUGHTER] Hey, respect. [LAUGHTER] No, happy international woman's century to you from me and all of the guys. Gary, I know that's rude. Thank you. We got you. Now, you got to follow it up with a decent story that actually makes a five-button. Yeah. Or you just waste a lot of time. Yeah, I hope they do make the-- Not you got you good. That'll be it. What's your dilemma? What's your dilemma? All right. Well, that's not what I-- OK. All right. Is that what you answered? No, no, it is. I lied. No, it is not that. All right, so basically, I don't been in a relationship with Disney since, like, 2020, one and all. It was all for like a year and a half, two years, maybe. But then we started back again, it turned into before, right? And I do love Disney, but we found-- like, we found each other on the internet, right? It's 2020. So I had never-- I had never seen an NGO last year. Whoa. Y'all in a four-year long term relationship. Y'all in a six-year-long term relationship? Did you hear what I said? 2020. Yeah, 2020, one and all. And y'all didn't meet in person until-- 2024. OK. It's a long time. But go ahead. I didn't need you to add that, might, anyway. So boom. So I go there. So I go down there to Sam, right? And it was nice. Like, he was a very nice man. We enjoyed each other. We get to the-- we get to the bathroom, though. You know, like, we have in the time, or whatever, right? It was a good time. He was your family eaten, but it got to the part where I had to also do the eat, right? And I was very underwhelmed, right? The other part of this is that he has, like, a leg issue. I don't exactly know what happened. He-- but he has, like, a leg issue. Anyway, with that, it makes it hard to get to me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Can you go into the leg issue a little bit more? Yeah. So like, he, like-- he doesn't walk with a cane, but like, he walks with, like, a hobble, right? So it's hard for him to, like, is that right leg that has an issue when he's, like, that's his dominant side. Got it. He'd be hit with a few shells? No. I think he was hit with a car. I think that this will happen. I think he got to, like, a car accident when he was younger. He hasn't really explained it. - They did, though. - Okay. - As hard for me to like bring it up. - You got to eat him, Dan. (laughing) - That's crazy. - So, damn, it's crazy. - So this is, okay. So let's go back to, you about to eat him, but you mean eat like you about to give head because like a lot of people be like, "Oh, she eats that." - I'm about to sudden dig. - I got you. - No, I don't, I don't eat man-ass. I don't, I. - No, you don't, no, we don't eat man-ass. - We gotta go into like why you don't eat man's ass anymore. - What? - I, any more, it's crazy. Please don't play with me, Patrick. - Come on, I don't eat. - I don't eat. I don't eat, I don't eat. Play like that. - Uh, okay. - Oh, I don't eat that. - Okay, no, no, no. - All right, I'll give you a second. - Stay back. - Stay back. - No, no, no. - We're gonna get back up shot. - She got it, yeah. - She. - Oh, I'll come back. (laughing) - Try me. - So you're disappointed. - I'm like, just don't look like it. - Yeah, it's all disappointed because it's not like, a regularly small penis, right? It's a very, it's. So if you stack two batteries on top of each other. - What are we talking about, like, two? - Like two. - Vertical A. - Vertical A. - Vertical A. - Two triple A. - Vertically. - Vertically two triple A. - If you stack two triple A batteries on top of one another. - Oh, damn. - Flacid? - No. - Oh, damn, fully erect. Okay. - Full erect. - Okay. - Is she like a. - She's looking at the room. - Is she like a. - I mean, I'm not judging, but it should like a golf tee. - Type-C. - Okay. - Type-C. - It's golfing off a shit. - But it's like, it's like bigger though. Like, it's not just like, it's not like super skinny or nothing. - Okay, all right, all right, let's like a cigar. - I guess we should get off the discussion of this big and big. Okay, let's go, let's keep going. She's like a Vienna sausage, okay. - No, exactly, no, precisely. - Vienna sausage. - Literally, yes. See, you get it, you get it. - Okay, I get it. - You get a dick accident, right? - What'd you do with that little motherfucker? - No, I'm not gonna lie, that's mine, you feed me, that's my man, right? It's the lie. I got him off, right? - That was the thing, I was like. - He was done, you was done, you're bullshit, like a man. (laughing) - No, I'm a real bitch, you hear? - Oh, I was done. - I'm trying to get a right done. - And boys, she's like a man. - She just, I think she has a toothache. (laughing) She's trying to hide me there. - I know, that's crazy. Oh my God, can you go ahead? - No, so we tried to start, we tried to begin it, so we were trying to do like, like doggy, basically. So he stood up, he's also around my same height. So that made it a little, you know, anyway. So as he's trying to do it, like he's in there, but he's not really doing nothing. So then I felt bad because I wasn't able to like, I can't even manufacture the most. Like I don't know what's going on back there, you know what I'm saying? Like I can't. - Yeah, y'all was y'all, yeah, y'all. - Yeah, I got it. - Go ahead. - I can't see myself like being in that life, like for the rest of my life, but like I love him though. Like we're gonna have to figure out like, how do I tell him, like he needs to get like a toy or something like that, like you need to get like a. - I feel like that's an easy conversation. - You just put on his pants and thump his pants. - You ain't never been like, get to it. (laughing) - He didn't know, he didn't know. - He went in though. He got somebody to love him. - Yeah, yeah. - I really do love him. So that's the part, like that's why I'm in this conundrum. You feel me bro, so like boom, so like, how would you feel if your wife told you, came in, you like, I need you to get that extended, like let's go shopping. - Extended? - Yeah, there's a standard. - You know what, I don't have a micro penis, I feel like I would be like. - I'm saying, like. - I would already, I'd just open a scenario, just pretend you have a micro penis. (laughing) - Micro mic. - Micro mic in the chair. (laughing) But if I had a micro penis, I feel like I would have known I had a micro penis. (laughing) - Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, what would be your realization? - Did someone tell me, what? - No, no, no, like, let's say, like, when would you think you found out and like, how would you think, like going through your life like as it went through? And you were just like, where would you know you was different? - I definitely would have been like in those moments where those old men began naked in the locker room. (laughing) - Yeah, don't stop beginning but I'm thinking, would you try to solve them? - I'd be having conversation too, so yeah. - That might have been the moment. But I feel like a micro penis is like, you know you have one. Like there's like, you have one. - That thing gets a little cheeky in the log line, don't it? - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh my god, you changed your subject. - Change your subject. That's, that's, that's, that's how you act? - No, she planted it, that's what I'm gonna tell him. - She frustrated, you frustrated. Don't get frustrated as, 'cause you got a scissor with show nigga, everything. (laughing) - It's not that shit. - That's what I'm talking about. - I know y'all be scissor, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it. - I think I have a little bit more realistic with myself. Like I would've been like, okay, whatever to keep you, 'cause I feel like as you have a micro penis, it might be tough in a relationship aspect. He had the advantage of not, you guys not meeting for four years, so it was like, it was like, what do you call it? Love is blind type shit. That was going on. - That was probably part of the reason. - Or sex is blind. - Like that was definitely part of the reason. - Or dick is blind. - Or dick is blind. - Or dick is blind. (laughing) - No, so I would've had the advantage of-- - I would've had the advantage of like, you know, without that advantage, you think you have that realistic. So I think you should tell him. I think he would understand, and it's just a way for him to keep you. 'Cause obviously, he's doing everything else, right? - He is. - Yeah, everything else moves. - Well, he was munching, did you like it? Did you appreciate that? - The next time, yes, it was amazing. - All right, more. - I bet you, I bet you, I bet you, I bet you, I bet you he do do do do do do. (laughing) - Well done, it's good. - You got a lot of time to work on it. (laughing) - Strong as a bitch. I said, hold on, now I think I could do this for that. - Yeah, so maybe more of that, obviously, Tom, to introduce some toys, I think he would be, do you think he would take that offensive? - Yes, I do. I feel like as men, y'all would, y'all take-- - But man would, man would-- - I wouldn't even like my migraping. - I would, my frappina, so-- - You like, I love vibrate, I love toys, I love like, come on now. - You love toys? - For my girls. - Okay, I don't know. - I mean, I brought one, I brought a vibrate, and it was fine, but he was cool with that, so maybe, maybe you're right, but I didn't feel like that would like insult his like manhood, even. - Hey, much manhood to his son. (laughing) (laughing) - What the fuck is this? - Nah, I think if you bring that-- (laughing) - I think bring it to the bedroom yourself, you know, and to do something to yourself in the act of, especially if it's something that he might find like attractive. - Right, and let's be real, this your household. That was as big as-- - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - You're right, you're right there. - So y'all, y'all currently don't see-- - I do, go. - How often y'all see each other? - Every couple of months now. - Oh, okay. - Or every like two months, so like every other minute, type shit, unless there's something that's like going on. - This surgery's out there too. I would strap on this. - Nah, we're gonna strap on this a little bit. - What if I just brought a dildo? - Yeah, I would just do that. Yeah, dildo. - See y'all saying y'all don't think that niggas man, so if this brought a dildo, do you feel me in your encounter? - Yeah, I would be cool with that. - Listen, he know, like trust me. I'm telling you, he knows what he got in you. He got a great woman that loves him from him. You know how many women that's listening to this podcast right now, that would have left that niggas immediately as soon as they saw it. You stuck around, you got to know him, you appreciated him for the good things he brings. - Aw, damn. - He's not leaving you. - They probably like this dummy bitch. - No, no, no, you get it. They wish they, a lot of women wish they could by past that. They wish they could, they wish they didn't need that. Like you don't, you obviously don't need like anybody who had a regular size penis, and that's okay. Like that, that you find your own name. - No, that's not, that's no joke, because my joke about him would be way better than that, trust me. (laughing) But I'm leaving him alone, because it's like, I own some real shit, I wouldn't even worry about what other one won't. You got what you want, and he would appreciate you. So if you bring this to him, he gonna want to build with you. You gotta be his forever thing. Trust me. - That's love. - All right, man. I'll find this and his head to get offended here. - I'm gonna find him, I'm gonna find him. - Yeah, I'm gonna find him. - Oh, he's gonna find him. (laughing) - Come on. (laughing) - You little never find him. (laughing) - I know, I know. - I know. - I know. - And say like, you not, you're not about to go back and forth with a nigga that can't even do back shots. Like, we know you have to play that guy. (laughing) - All right, man, that's the name. - All right, all right. - All right. - You have a good one. - Y'all still have me there. - You too. - Hello. - Yo, what's the wordy birdie? Welcome to Crash on Miss Focke. - It was good, nigga, I couldn't hear y'all. - Shit. - Nigga stop all that aggressive shit, bro. - I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to, I'm all too, I'm all too, I'm all too, I'm all too, I'm all too, I'm bullying you, bro. - I'm bullying and I'm trying to de-escalate, bro. - I'm not, bro. - I'm not gonna go in the game, bullying and shit. - I'm not, bro. I'm literally not bullying you. I'm trying to de-escalate. You actually said it right. - What? - He says some, "I'm gonna go in the game, bro." I'm shit trying to act tough and you said something correct, but you thought that was the one. It is the one. It's always the one. It is my show. I can edit it to be the one. I just edit it. I just edit it. I can edit it. I just edit it. Hey, you say out. And make it look like I'm making. I'm making it. I'm making it. Watch it. I'm making it. I'm making it. I'm making it. I'm making it. Don't say shit. I digress. I digress. Make it say digress. I know what I'm dealing with. All right. I got a question for you. It was good. Oh, what's something you're embarrassed to admit, but you're still healing from shit. The fucking uh, my gardener killed my turtle, but he, he ain't ever admit to it though. I wait. I like that shit. Gardener killed you. So was your turtle outside? And so look right, the nigga was in a tank. Oh, the turtle's a nigga. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. The turtle was in a crib. Uh-huh. You feel me? He was in the crib or at least we thought. So boom. Me and my brother, we go upstairs, play the game. We hear the gardener. I was back, you know, cutting the cutting the yard and shit. Go back downstairs and say down. Where the fuck puffy at? Because the turtle name was puffy because he looked like puff. So we can like shit, man. Where the fuck is the guy? We had a basketball hoop in front of the garage outside. Guess who was in the down drive way, bro. Puffy. I said down, but look, this the fucked up party. How did puffy get out the fucking tank? My nigga, nigga ran away, bro. We still don't know how, bro. Your turtle ran away. Okay. All right, God, bro, what like God strike me, God strike me now for blind, bro. The nigga puffy ran away, bro. The nigga head was on the fucking basketball court, bro. We went out of there to go hoop, bro, be like, nah, I know it. Okay. So you think the gardener accidentally cut his head? Yeah. Like you feel me like with the push lawn more shit, you feel me? It's a turtle. So the nigga blend in with the grass and shit. You ain't find yourself. I'm beyond what you brought. I think the gardener knew what he did. He just tossed that motherfucker over the gate. How long do you have your turtle for? My turtle guy, his head chopped off is crazy. How long is your how long you have your turtle? That shit was long, bro. Bro, was that a career for a smooth like three days? God, you might just be a bad, anyway, we got this is your time to do your eulogy for your turtle. Are you ready? My nigga puff was a good turtle man. The nigga ran away. Turtles can't even run, but my nigga ran, bro, he tried to go back to his habitat that we stolen from. And God said, not the day, nigga, chop me shit up. God's never said that. No, just stop the fucking you pie. God's never so not today, nigga, also, like, where did you get the turtle from? So my granddad, he lived by like this little swampy area. You fill me so's like turtles, frogs and shit over there, right? So a nigga just went over there and just picked one that was like a fog. So you capture the turtle. Yeah. You didn't get a turtle as a pet. You took a turtle out of his habitat. I mean, they gave it to other animals and didn't gave it a bull shit tank and didn't do no research on it and then they end up buying it. See little, little, little, little niggas get monetized and now all of a sudden, nigga get a turtle. Nah, nigga got bull shit tanks. Don't put that car with me, bro, because your turtle ran away, bro, I've never heard that sentence before, bro. How's your turtle get out the tent? Maybe we ran away, I ain't going to lie. But then if we knew to get outside, I know how to get outside, they open the door. Niggas must be standing in the garage or something. I ain't ain't going to lie, bro. The nigga probably missed his home so bad, bro, the nigga probably created like a little escape plan and got the fuck up out of there, bro. He got far, but he ain't get back to where he was at. R.P. puffy, bro. R.P. puffy. I wish you had a better owner, bro, but I'm not, we skipped over that name like where like, why are you, how did it look like puff? Bro, look at P. Diddy didn't look at the turtle. I thought it was just like, I felt just like a puffy thing, not fucking P Diddy Cones. Yeah, nigga, bro, we had fish in there, we had fishes in there named Biggie, two pocket nods, bro. Got it. You had the fish and your turtle on the same tank? Niggas, no, we can't do that, niggas would have killed each other. I'm just wondering, bro, you don't want to let your turtles go, bro. Yeah, you might just, he might be good on pets, bro. Yeah, I mean, shit, I'm about to get me a dog in this. No, please, no, please, no, stay with fishes if you're going to get a pet, bro. The fish died, too. All right. That's some saying stick with fish. No, you just stay away from everybody. How about that? Yeah, let me find out where y'all need to locate it. No, we're not worried about you, no, you can't even, you can't even keep a turtle in a tank. You let a gardener kill you, you do nothing about it. Yeah, you ain't impress a nigga that kills somebody, yeah, what you going to do to us? Yeah, imagine me, impress a nigga who just literally committed murder. What? All right, man, you're going to go, yeah, I'm going to go on, brother. Hi. Hey, welcome to Cribs on his podcast. Oh, thank you. I love y'all podcast. No, I appreciate it. Happy International in the century. Am I far? Who's that? What? Who's that? She need to hear you. I got you. Happy International women's decade, century, whatever to you, you know, all the shit, you know, shit. Shout out to me. I didn't even know that. That was today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you'd have called tomorrow, it would have been tomorrow. That's how we feel. Okay. Damn. Well, shit. Shout out to us. Yeah. Me and all my niggas. Okay. That's a test. All right. I had a question for you. Okay. Is that, can I hear myself in the background? Yeah. A little bit. She a cop. So you got us on speaker. No, not. Take us all speaker. No, no, no. You're in my info. We'll take. Take them. Oh, it's better now. It's better now. Take them. Go ahead, go ahead. Take them. Bowls is on. All right. That's crazy. I'll shut the yellow. All right. What's something you're pretending doesn't bother you? Okay. So boom. I thought I could date bigger men, but I can't. I cannot do that shit. I went on a date a couple of days ago with a big man. And it was high. I'm not going live. But then his mother fucking took his city and lifted that dish up. And wife done. I don't have to do that. Why the fuck do you have to do that? Absolutely not. I can't do it. That just shit. Start me off. I said, absolutely not. Just thinking you need to get in a gym or something. How tall was he though? But I can't do that shit. He like five. Ten. Ten. Um, like how did he wipe it? Like y'all was at dinner when he wiped the city. Like, where do you see him wipe the city? No, we was in the car. And imagine a bitch. Take her. Teddy lifted it up and wiping under it. That's what the fuck he did. He went like. You, you, you asking us to imagine a woman doing that? Or are you just saying like. Yes, like just imagine like a woman just lifted her titty up. That's what he did. I'm going to eat it. No, I get. Maybe the, because you obviously, you, you went out with him. Because you found him maybe attractive no matter his size. Yes, I do. I do think the, the wiping under Teddy's no matter how big you are. Even if like, I did it. I feel like that's weird. How? Why? Why? He was weird. Yeah. But I wouldn't do it on a date though. There's been, but there's been plenty of times even like. He's being, he's must have been comfortable though for. Yeah, he might have been. He made himself. But I mean shit. Did y'all kiss at that point? Was it a sweat rag? I think. Yeah. You already kissed. Yeah. And it went well. Come on, though. Was it a sweaty kid? Yeah. But I didn't realize. I didn't realize his titties was sitting in like that. No, I can't body shame him though. You, you chose him. I'm not body shaming. I just think he need to get me down. No, it's time to motor, time to motor, time to motorboat. Oh, fuck no. Oh my gosh. For this Roman job. No. No, it's crazy. We gotta keep it, we gotta keep it very equal in sense because if it was a guy that came out here and started body shaming a girl, we wouldn't be having it. We wouldn't be having it. No. So either. I guess. You know, stay away from the big niggas or embrace that tittie sweat either way. I'm not embracing shit. So I'm staying alive. I just didn't like Vincent's then. Well, you see how that's gone. Sorry, my back. I mean, damn. That's my phone. My phone. My phone. My phone. My phone. Anytime. But I just say like it's been okay. Okay. I mean, it's been all right. Are you in a relationship? No. Like, what's like? Okay. Have you had any good dates after that? That was actually like a couple of days ago. Because I was going to say it sounds like a good date. To me, like, if you kiss and this dude and like, that end up being your moment where he like, oh hell no, that means the kiss kind of went well or the date. The date went well. I'm not gonna lie. But I think like they can do exactly where to eat huh? I think it took you to a good ass restaurant. He's saying how the fuck? Damn, he's not that big, but it's just like, damn, I mean, if that's the only thing, is that like the, the thing that gave you the ikr some shit? He can't, he can't come back for it. Yeah. Oh no, no, he can come back from it because his gyms, you can always lose weight. Well, I'm just saying in general, he might not lose the tendency of wiping under his titties or his chest. So it's a problem that he wiped under him or the problem like you saw when his titties looked like it's the fact that I saw him pick the shit up. Got it. So does he have bigger titties than you? Oh, that's a crazy place. Is that a crazy, crazy? No, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. How's that a crazy question? Because you're basically telling her to tell her it's her titties size. Yes, as he say, his titties are big. And then be a man and just ask her what, what her titties size is. I wanted to know if they're bigger than his. No, just ask her straight up. What's like, what's your titties size? And then do the comparison and your head. You're my brother. Take your K-pop bro. No, don't. Don't. Don't. My. Sneaky. Don't. She's. Speaking by another. How big. How big are you? How big are you titties? No, we really don't want to. No, we just. Okay. That's not big. No. It's this. It's this. It's a G. Oh, G. But it's not. No. D. D. So you saying his was begging in yours? Fightly. God damn. No, we're not body shaming, bro. No, no, no, no, no, my big good dude might be a good deal with big titties. Yeah, you could just stay with him and motivate him to get into the gym. You chosen. I am. All right. Do you gym though? Yeah. Do you go to gym? Yeah. So just like, come on out. All you I do get him on that elliptical. That's what a big thing is like. I'm not in a gym. That's right. No, no, no, no, no. No, we've had a lot of that on here. We're just like people complaining about another person not working out in a relationship and then they don't work out either. So we get that a lot. So for you to be in a gym is actually rare. So I think, but we think you need to go get him because it sounded like everything else worked. And it sounds like you got the power to get him in a gym because that's what you making it seem like. I feel like that's a really good start, man. You like the vibes. He know where to eat at. He know at least to wipe his titties. What if you cuddle with him and then you put your ear on his chest and then you just felt that moisture. Exactly. You know what I mean? You know, the titties I saw a little bit aren't the little armpits wet too. So is that shit rolling on this one? Yeah. Please stop. Please don't smell like. It's going to smell like year olds under your shit. All right. Uh, you have a good one there. Hopefully it works out for you. You gotta be afraid. Don't be afraid to say little titties. Yeah. You're giving away a little bit too much. You ever go. My dad. My dad. Thank you. All right. Peace. What up? What up? Garbage has calls today. Okay. All right. No, I'm just saying just today, ain't like so far. All right. All right. Change my mind. All right. Yeah. What's something you're embarrassed to admit, but you're still trying to heal from. So this is about two years ago, doing one or break. I came home from college. I was at a club, met a girl. You know, she's like chill talking to her like half an hour and hour. And then took her back her and her friends of my friends. And then got to the house. Be kind of split off the country. All like three guys, three girls, all 101. And then, you know, the other thing. I have met a glasses. So I recorded it. And then I sent her a phone. And then like a week later, apparently, apparently, she got in some, like, debunkled with her teammates. So the video got sent to her group chat. And then, a girl, she was taught what like her friend was apparently, like, hated her a lot of beef. And then she sent it to her dad. And then, somehow, I got caught in it. So she knew my high school friend. So she sent it to my high school friend. And then he's, and then he sent it to my parents and our coach. No, no, no, no. Okay. Like, so the video I'm trying to understand, because you you mentioned you had met a glasses. Yeah. And so was it, was it that video from your POV? Yeah. Yeah. Cause so how's that? So how's that embarrassing? If it's from because it would be all it's like revenge porn. But I'm just saying, but it would be all heard though. No, but it was like, I had them on. And she put them on. So you can like see my face. And then I had down so I can see her face. And they were switching the metaglasses back and forth. Wait. So were you doing caught doing anything? Do we do anything compromising? I'm basically a little interesting. It's kind of bad. Cause like, later on my dad, like half a year ago, he's like, oh, son. So I used to a version like that. You saw the video. So I mean, he kind of brings it up like here and there. It's kind of. It's pretty weird. We don't come to me. So anything sexual. I don't bring about anymore. But he brings it up. I got a joke. What are you? Like, what were you doing? What's the worst thing that you think your dad saw in a video? Yeah. So at one point, I mean, it wasn't that bad. We're all just saying eaten, eaten ass kind of one point. I looked up. Wait, from your POV. No, her, her POV. Wait, how's that work? She looking back at you? Well, no, cause she was like, legs up. So like, she's looking at me with the metaglasses on. So she's looking at me. So what is your dad say to you? He got a sandwich on that one or break. And then he brought it up when they came back from the summer. It's still like six months later. And he put up like in a, like in a small little, like a, like a big convoy or something about travel and stuff like that. And then he was like, Oh, some small, like, Oh, yeah. So how are you glad just reading you? I'm like, oh, you know, I got him, you know, like, in the, you know, for, um, I got it for my birthday on October. So right prior to it. I really know what this is all. I used to feel like, you know, like video stuff, like pictures. He's like, Oh, yeah. So, you got any kind of video stuff, video pictures, like, nah, I don't get any pictures for your videos. And you can like, smirk me in the car driving to like, we're driving to a big Tahoe. And he kind of smirked on me, like, like, one of my eyes. I think I don't think he knows that I know, but he's not already brought it up like straight forward, like, Oh, so, so you need us. Oh, so like, you've never talked about him actually receiving a video. You just know he received a video through your friend. Because the screenshot was the video is his number and a text in the video. So the screenshot was in my dad's number. So I know he obviously got it. But he doesn't bring it up like, he brings up a kind of small talk, but I know he knows you and the girl, you and the girl that you got sex with, right? You said you met her at the club. So you both just so happened to have met her glasses. No, there was like, just switching back and forth, like P.O.V., like P.O.V. back and forth. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my god, he got glasses could have kind of, you know, so oh my god, can I borrow? Yeah, yeah. So we kind of sense why I'm back and forth. But like, I would feel like that would be like the one time if I was ever in that position. Cause like, I'm not like, I'm not about to let her wear the metaglasses while I eat ads, like, that would be the perfect time being to wear the shit. Like, well, I didn't think it would go to my, my parent, my dad, but let's talk about that though, because it's like, I get the, like, how the other people will receive the video, because she was in some beef or whatever. But like, why did your friend send it to your dad? Because so, so I guess the girl she had beef with knew my team and we weren't that cool. So he then sent it to my coach and my dad. So I don't know why I got a brand video, honestly. Did you ever, did you ever confront him or see with him? So I mean, I mean, I know you can do that for that. That's revenge porn if you without your consent. Yeah, you can sue all of them, to be honest. You can hold out, damn, bro. Well, this is, this is like two years ago. I probably could have come up right now. Whatever, you can sue the shit out of all of them, especially her. She could definitely sue. But soon as a job, as soon as a just see you eat an ass, bro, he don't give you whatever you need, bro. You might get a million dollars in a minute, just go like, oh, no, eating a goat. You need to make your turn around. Nigga ate a goat for missionaries. This big is a savage. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Bro, it's just the main part of that was, yeah, she had. on and I'm looking at her and look up. And I kind of like my mouth, I kind of wiped it a little bit, like, like, kind of weird because my first time being asked and I was just trying to that. That was your first time out of camera, bro. What the fuck? Both. Yeah, because the whole week prior for two years prior, I was like, bro, you don't get asked all your stuff. You're a bitch. I'm like, bro, try it out. I'm like, bro, I'm here for actually. Well, yeah. I don't get why I was like, I'm going to try it out. So, I mean, you did you, you see where it got you, nigga, but, whoa, it's not good. Yeah, it's not. It's good. But anybody in this world does that, bro. You definitely, you definitely should sue. You definitely should sue. Yeah, I had no thought I could do that. How are you? How are you in the girl? I mean, you know, I talked for like a year now. So we're not really like friends or anything. Kind of met the bar or the club. So I haven't talked through a sense for a year. But he's still got the meta absolutely bad. I mean, he was quiet. Yeah, man. What up, Jean? What up, man? What up? Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, that, that, yeah. Do you still have the meta glasses? Oh, yeah, bro, for everything. Like last night, our quarter of the fireworks. My glasses. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Make sure you clean them bitches up. I have, man. Yo, good one, bro. Thank you, y'all, too. Yo. What's going on? Yeah. Good, bro. How you doing, bro? I'm doing good. Can't go. Okay. We got a question for you. Was something you're embarrassed to admit, but you're still here then from. My last relationship, but I don't know what to say. Okay. What happened? I'm going to say we broke up for a while. I was sometimes a disadvantage. And then basically she was going to the military and she went to the, we was about to get married on that. But she wants to deliver a single life. So that's what caused her to leave. And that was my dog, you know, like, damn there for years. So that should have really fucked my, fucked up my head. Hmm. So, so just question. She, she was going to the military and she broke up with you right before she left. Right after bootcamp. Oh, shit. Right, man. You know, who was there, right? Two people. Yeah, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dick down in Sargent, back door. You know what I said? Reported for duty. Right. I'm already not. I can already assume she had her friends. They're talking to Albrico. That nigga go lit a single life girl. So why don't you just move on though? She need a soldier. Hey. Hello, sir. I'm trying to just like, low shit has made me think of it. I think it's not like I'm trying to hold on to her. Like far too long. She's like the fourth of July. And it could be crying like a motherfucker on Veterans Day like. That's crazy. What, like, what, what are the things that like bring you back to y'all relationship? He tried to dig a pass in American flag. Can you stand for the national anthem? They can be going through it before the basketball games. Oh, man. Go ahead, bro. Sorry. We don't meet the light laugh at your pain. But again, this is a comedy podcast. A comedy podcast. You're calling here because they want to laugh about shit that they be feeling bad about. And they just, this is how they cope. They laugh about it. Right. That's all good. I watch our show. I'm already expected. No, we talked to the listeners. We already know. We know you know. Um, but like, what are the actual things besides like the national anthem and all the shit we're just joking about? All right. First of all, that national anthem flag and shit. I'm a phasing. So get that out there. Okay. He said, been there, done that. For example, the other day I met like the back of my car. So that just made me think about the time what she was sitting on the back of my car. And I was cleaning my shit. And what's that? The windshield, the fluid turn that shit on with the windshield. And I should just spray all the way like all of her shirt and shit. That's one thing. Most of this deep cut ass. This is making having cuts. I think I have a point intro. That's memories. What the fuck? The washers. What? What are the first person in my family to hear that sentence, bro? Every time I was playing my brain. What? What else? What else? What? What are the people being out? What's her name? I don't really need lunch. You say what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, yeah. What's the whole bitch asking me to bring in the other beginner up? Yeah, who bring her up? Oh, my mom. Oh, your mom, Mr. And then, and then, bro, my brother's girl, the other day brought her up to all the song. Oh, we're trying to engage. Boss, they're boss. Oh, you know, it's engaged? Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, like, we, our plan, we sort of go to the military together. Wait, wait, oh, you didn't go? Is that why she broke up with you because you didn't go? Not necessarily. I think it is. No, I was there to go. We had so much misinformation. You probably said the engagement probably. We definitely miss that part. But you did. This is the biggest part of the story. Yeah, that he didn't go to the army. Explain it. Okay, go ahead. I prefer to explain it, because yeah, it was originally our plan to go together, but after a whole bunch of time and the Air Force, the process was long, then I started making me think all extra about it. I'm not trying to lose my hair. I don't want to cut my hair from a lot. It's just my own personal belief. The army is not for black people. So I therefore, I don't want to go and I like my freedom. I don't want to be told what to do when and do where to do it. Try to explain that to her, but you know, she ended up crying and all that. She's not getting my opponent. So I can have the day guy say something she think I think about me. So I'm not going to do that. Oh, man. You stood up for yourself. Imagine, imagine fighting for your country over something that you over a relationship. It's just like, bro, listen, that's your life. I talk to people in the military, so they tell me they be depressed and shit. I'm already known if I'm going to go there away from family, away from friends. I'm going to be depressed, doing some shit. That's not even so. Okay. And then I mean, that sounds like a very like legit reason. And then sergeant back door is going to get a regardless of where you was at anyway. Anyway, anything on the board. Anyway, if you had a message for her, what's your message to her? Fuck you said. I should have placed some arm music. Go ahead. What do you still think about? Oh, so you don't want her back. You just keep thinking about her. Yeah, but I can't take her back. This is the way the shit that she put them through the house. She had me throwing her lunch off. Also, you missed the relationship, but you don't want her back. Yeah, it's like it's like I'm in love with a ghost, bro. So what's your, what's your message to? I don't have an answer to her. Good or bad? Well, boss, you say what? Good or bad? Good or bad? I mean, like if I was talking to her if a lot of shit I would like to say, but at the end of the day, you're not even good. I was just gonna let me, I don't know. Well, yeah, I don't got shit to say to you. What's up with that? It's the army. The army anthem. The United States Army thing, but hey, man, we we glad you didn't throw away your life for her. That's good, man. Maybe the breaker was good, especially if she based your whole relationship off you going into the army. They don't sound like some real love right there anyways. So that's how I try to look at it, but not try. That's how you got to look at it, man. She wanted to control your life. And as soon as she wasn't able to control your life, she left show ass. Remind your mom that too. Come on, man. Your sister's boyfriend should not be talking because he'd be cheating on her. So what the fuck is he talking about? No, no, no, no, you got to shit wrong. I said my brother's girl. Your brother's, that's what I'm saying. The girlfriend shouldn't be talking because your brother would be cheating on her. So what the fuck is she talking about? Yeah, they just get left for the army. But can I say something real quick? Go ahead, bro. But y'all say something about my mom. But the other thing now, I feel like well, I'm putting my whole work is because I still until my folks like the real deal. You feel me? Why did I think y'all broke up? Just mutual basically. They all know she broke up with you. Yeah. And they don't know how I felt about that shit all afternoon. You got to tell them, man. Don't be afraid, man. Don't let that ego get in the way of like, you know, ego getting away of like a lot of stuff and it's coming back to hurt you. I feel like you just got to put it out there. I'm trying, but it's not one of the ego thing that's like just comfortably of just talking about that emotional shit. I ain't going, I feel a little weird talking to y'all. I know, but bro, this is the new, this is the hardest thing to do. Like a lot of people think like the tough thing to do is to hold it in. and not talk about it, that's not tough no more. That's the old days. The new thing is to actually talk it out with people and confront people and tell people the truth. That's the toughest thing to do. Because as soon as you're doing this kind of soft, you know what I mean? That's what I would deem soft like, oh, you weak. This is weak to me holding it in, not confronting people, holding secrets. - All right, man. - What's she on the front lines? - You have a good one, bro. - Then a neck will walk behind her, help her, right? - Like this, baby girl. Appreciate you. - They didn't talk you from 800 feet out, then he kissed her on the neck. - Hello. - How's it going? - Yo. - How you doing? How you doing? - Pretty good, pretty good. - Hey, what are you? I gotta, what they say, Pat always got a clock of voice. I gotta clock your voice. - Yeah. - She's trying to turn up and say, "How you doing?" - I gotta clock your voice. - I'm. - Why? - Okay, I just gotta hear it a little bit more. Usually sometimes when I think somebody voice fake, and then they say a couple more sentences, I just feel stupid, 'cause I'm like, "Why would I ever question that?" But right now, your voice sounds fake. And I gotta hear you say a couple more things before I ask you a question. - Okay, just fine. - Where are you from? - That's why I'm from Houston. - Okay, there we go. I hear it now, I hear it now. Okay, I'll be there soon. - Yeah, you should. - No, we coming there. - Cool, are you? - I'm over. - Peter, we got a show in October. - Oh, really? Okay, this is so weird coming in. - Oh, we'll be on our profile. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Go ahead, ask the question. I do where you want. - Okay, yeah, 'cause I forgot, I don't know if that's what I'm missing, but he was right, so I'm trying to stay down. What did I come meet to? - No, no. What's something you're embarrassed to admit and you're still healing from? - Um, my ex in his own name. Like, when it happened, I was like, yeah, you know, this shit cool. But then when I really kind of like, said down the thought about it, I was like, that was kind of pretty gay. Like, that was a gay shit of him. - All right, and what, like describe the scenario for us? - How can I say what I get into explicit? - Um, I mean, I hear it now. - I hear it now. - I got a lot. (laughing) - You guys look, you go ahead. (laughing) - Okay, so like we was doing it or whatever, yeah. Like, you know, like we get real kinky, like we do like real kinky stuff. And I did pretty much did a lot. So I ain't never just kind of like experienced this. And I think it was kind of like out of us moment. And so like we was doing it and then he finished in me. And I guess he wasn't done. So he went down like literally right after seconds of him finishing. He finished, then he kissed me and then he went down. And it was all over my, you know, and he just went full throttle. He was down there for like 10 minutes fucking in swallowing. And when he came up, it was like all on his lips. And I haven't finished yet. So I know it wasn't me. And I just didn't know like, you know, he just got up with a smile and just wipe his stuff off. And I just didn't know what I needed. And I needed, and I needed to say, fuck a plan B. How about playing C? [LAUGHTER] It was so crazy. It was like, I thought the plan was going to get it by itself. [LAUGHTER] Like he literally literally reached him. I think I almost sucked the embryo out of y'all. I think it's a whole operation. I think it sucked everything out of y'all. That boy, too. He took, if you want, if you want a job done good, do it yourself. Wait till literally. [LAUGHTER] And fuck that. Yeah, that was that was crazy. I think it's a $47. Yeah, that was dynamical. Like I didn't understand. No, I was saying, did that contribute to him become your ex? Kind of sort of, because I just couldn't get over there. Like I was like, you know, if you do that, then you know, like, what do you do by yourself? So I just-- I couldn't really just fuck with that. But OK, but you let it happen. Yeah. You guys do kinky stuff, so. Yeah, but like to each other, we don't just, you know, go on our own and just, you know, like, that's kind of-- You don't think that's kind of crazy? No, no, I don't think that's crazy. I think it's crazy. I think this is-- I think this is one of the nastiest things I've ever heard of. But you let it happen to you. So I might be talking to one of the nastiest women I've ever. I mean, I did. So it's not like I let it happen. It just was like, in my mind, I was like, bro, you know, you just finished. So I'm thinking he was going, like, you know, come to-- yeah, he did. He just went hard. And I was like, oh, there's some freaky shit. But then, like, wait, all the next day, I thought about it. And I was like, you know, bro, like, you just ate your own shit, like, that's the wrong-- Did you ever bring it up to him? I did. Like, as soon as he did, I was like, like, yo, like, you know, but he just was comfortable with it. So I was like, OK, maybe, you know-- Maybe you trippin'. OK, so this is my next question. Has he ever finished inside you before? Yes. We was together for like four years. So he never did that. Like, you know, he'll finish. Yeah, he'll finish it here. We're clean up and go to sleep, or do whatever you do. So, you know, continue with our day with you. Let me just want to sleep. Matt is hell. She just sitting in the water waist. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if he was just-- I don't know if he was just a sped a moment. But like, he did that-- That was a bad shot by him. That was crazy. He probably felt comfortable. And it was like, is there something that he might-- that you might have done that turned him off? Like-- They turned him off? Yeah, because y'all-- y'all both go on like kink for kink. Like usually-- You're able to him, though. Yeah, it's like, kinky. Like, sometimes even when you're doing kinky stuff to each other, it's always one person that take it too far. And like, he might have took it too far. And he's like, oh shit. But is there something that he might be relating to right now? Like, oh, she took it too far when she did this. No, I don't think so, because I mean, I'm not going to say-- I'm not going to say I paired him, but it was like-- I'm going to say I'm going to say I paired him, but it was like-- I'm sorry, Dan. So my god. But you know, I kind of like play with him a little bit. And he kind of tensed up. So he let me just go like all the way, but I went half in. So I think that's the only thing that made him feel uncomfortable. And he was like, now, we're just going to keep it going regularly. That's it. And I think-- like I said, it was the nut thing in his mouth. And then we wanted to do the speed and shit, like, you know, and they speed him off. But I think it was just the wrong time. We ended up doing it. He just like coughed up a bunch of like, you know, coughed speed and speeded on me. Like, well, he ain't let it drag out his mouth. He just like-- and then like, that was it. That was over. Like, we need to have six, because like, what the fuck? Yeah. I'm sorry. My-- my-- my left. But, um-- Oh, my god. Yeah. You just-- I mean, you let a nigga spend a luge on you. Yeah, that was-- yeah, that was crazy. I think he just thought maybe it was regular speed. Yeah. But the way it came out, it wasn't 60 at all. Like, he really pissed me off. No, that was the-- he hate you. He-- he-- he spit-- he spit on you. He making sure you don't have it as kids. He's sucking that out. He might have got rid of you. Yeah, he didn't know. No, I got rid of him. He just left my house yesterday. Oh, he left your house. You freaky, bro. You-- you're a freak. He's in a nabeler. Yeah, you're a nabeler. And you-- and you-- and you kissing that nigga, huh? I mean, I have. I'm saying, but you-- but you just accused him of like, oh, if he suck his nut, what else he doing? He might be in a new institution. I mean, yeah, but we're not together, though. But he's still like nasty. Like, you know, you already come by nasty guy like that. But then she just was-- it was kind of embarrassing. And it kind of had me skeptical, like, I don't know what else you're doing on your old time, though. Yeah, yeah. That, I mean, I got to start fucking him like-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's nasty nasty. Yeah, you'll see him tomorrow. You'll have a good day, OK? We're done with it. We are, we honestly appreciate you being a fan of pie. We can't believe it's ending like this, but we appreciate it. Thank you, bye, y'all. Fuck. Respect, huh? I have another question for y'all. Do y'all think, especially as people that have kids? Who got kids? Kid. Kid, I give up. Do you think people that have kids get the best baby shower gifts? Yes. Buy it by far. Like, from y'all experience. Uh, actually, no. They know because they're giving you stuff that you probably should have already bought yourself. Because that's what I'm giving. Like, I'm giving some pull-ups and I'm giving you the pull-ups from age, you know, the six months pull-ups. Like, you, you're not, because I want you to recognize me. You can be like, damn, I got six months pull-ups. I didn't have to go to the store for the all shit. I had me got me. He got me prepared. Please not say the other person gives back. because they're so dumb, they don't get shit for the baby. They're like, "Oh, what the pair is me?" Here's a new air fryer nigga. (laughing) - Thanks, brother. (laughing) - Damn, thanks, bro. - It's a duel, isn't it? (laughing) - I've got people's stuff left, not on their registry before. - Yeah, I had to tell Mike DeSendership back. I was like, "Yeah." - I know, I got him some shit that he already had like five of the boxes, yeah. - Of what? - It was like size bottles. That were like the same size as I already had. - Oh, yeah. - But I think if like you're already in the trenches, then you kind of already know what to get. Like first, maybe, I don't know, first year of life. - Yeah, don't buy no, like the bottles and shit, like people got their own preference and they already did their own research. Especially when you got them mom, Zillas, bro. (laughing) You gotta stay out that way. - I've seen some people's baby Charlotte list. I'm like, "This should be shit this." Oh, they're for like $1,000, it's like, "Damn." (laughing) - That should be getting bought, bro. - Yeah. - I'm not gonna lie. - The ways that you can do like pools, like you can like add a little fun to this, like the goal. Like I am putting in for this stroller, that's $1,000. - It is funny. It is funny that we like saw a custom of not giving people money straight up. - That's what I, that's what I be on. - That's what I think is Nick's cash. - Or, yeah. (laughing) - Nick is. - I'd rather get cash too. - No real shit. Okay, so I got a question for you. Okay, so this says it's titled, "Money has consequences." Pick one. Let me know if you would do it, and then maybe we'll come back around and see like, which one that you feel the most comfortable for the highest amount of money. - Okay. - Okay, so it's $500 million, but no TV forever. Could you do it? No TV. - What, what kind of TV? 'Cause I don't currently watch TV. Are you saying like no YouTube? - I would say, I would say you can't watch a program. So I would say like social media is still intact. - Okay. - So like, let's say you see in clips of Love Island, you can never go watch Love Island, you would just have to live off the clips. - I could do that. - Okay, no movies either. - I could do that. - Yeah, 500 million, that's it. - Okay. - Okay, you'd be occupied. - Yes. (laughing) - It's gonna be fucked up for me, like as a sports fan, just like not knowing if somebody really good on watching it. - No, I'm just gonna start creating my own movies. - Can't you go? - Like, hey. - You can watch a highlight tape, and I'd-- - Brad Pitt, I can just wanna see a movie with Brad Pitt right now. I'm just gonna sell Brad Pitt to come over, bring Angelina Dolly. - Oh, I think it's trying to end again. (laughing) - Is that what Ditty-Ditty did? - Yes. (laughing) - Basically what Ditty-Ditty did. - That thing got crazy. - What the fuck? - What the fuck is that, man? - I'm like a paid toy at all. - No, not that sex. (laughing) - No, a Puffy S.E.O. Bull. (laughing) - No, that's crazy. Stop doing that, don't do that. I beg of you. (laughing) - Man, it's a long time old, I'm begging you all, there's not stock. - You ain't going on for it? - It's not stocking, bro. - It's not sped up, Mike Ditty. - No, no, no, no, please, please. (laughing) - Anybody but him, you guys can spamming the pills. - Okay, fuck it, Mike Kelly to chat. - That's even one. - You say anybody. - No, not anybody. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's good. - I don't want to be associate with anyone. - Okay, no, nobody else? - Nobody else. (laughing) - I think it tapped out. - No. - I think it, no, I got somebody else. - No, this ain't gonna let's say Epstein or some shit. - No, I would never say, come on now. - Never, no, that's crazy. I would never do that. - Might hit a little bit more time. - I'm not a cop, I'm not a cop. (laughing) - I'm playing, I'm playing. - Okay, all right, 600 mil, you can only eat vegetables for the rest of your life. - Easy. - That's pretty good. - No. - 'Cause you can make vegetable salads and shit. - No. - What, go vegan? - I'm good. - For 600 mil? Bro, that's why I hate hypothetical questions for niggas like this. - But I'm just saying, like the niggas. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I'm considering the 500 mil already. I might consider these, I'd like, oh, they're all, you got your 500 mil. - You got your 500 mil. - I'm saying this, though, you don't got 500 mil. - I thought there was like, no, no, no. - I thought it was like, I'm shit. - We can go back and do that later, but you gotta say, like, if this was your only offer. - Yes. - Bro, you're terrible, bro. - How? - I'm taking a 600 mil. - I just said that. - Me, vegetables, yeah. - It's just like the way you said it over 600 mil. - Because I thought I had the 500 mil in the bag. - I'm just comparing. - I'm just getting out of it. - If they're, if they're, I'd rather watch it moving than only eat vegetables. - So you wouldn't stop investibles for 100 mil then? - Yes, I'd probably would. - No, you can only eat vegetables. - Yeah, that's what I meant. - Yeah, probably would. - For 100 mil? - But that's it, you see how you shit it? - That's the same thing. - No, I don't like how you saying it. So if I had the 600 mil and I was a niggas supposed to give it to him, I'd like, bitch, I shouldn't get a niggas in the bin. - What? - Niggas, I'm all, yes, I guess. Niggas a 600 mil, dude. (laughing) - Niggas back to bring shrugs to that. - I'm grateful as niggas. - All right, let's get the fuck out of there. - 100 mil sounds more like, I know this is lofty thinking and dreaming. It sounds way more attainable than 600 mil. So that, I would probably scoff at the 100 mil part. - Yeah, I know you guys. - A little bit more. - Meow, it's 600 mil. - He said 100 mil. - Yeah, we got two. - Oh, okay, okay, okay, next. Okay, 700 million for 700 million dollars, no texting for life just calls. - That's easy. - Just calls? - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, man. - That's easy. - That's part of the easiest one. - That is easy. I like that one. I'm trying to think of what situation I would be in. (laughing) - The annoying part would be receiving texts and they're having the call. They'd be like, call your girl, be like, no. (laughing) - I have to say no in person. - No, calling the girl is like, no, I don't know who Ashley is. (laughing) - Why is it always Ashley? - I feel like that's the most standard name. That's it. And it's like, it's fucked up because it's a couple watching this and it's a nigga on a short lease. And the girl, he cheated on his girl with his name. - What, Ashley? - He's gonna piss nigga Pat. (laughing) - He keep bringing her up. (laughing) - My fault, O.D. (laughing) - I'm gonna use SS and skews that her intuition told her something. (laughing) - Even the crowd don't even know. (laughing) - So 26, still. (laughing) - All right. (laughing) 800 million, oh wait, okay. 800 million dollars and you can never leave your house. So, I'm gonna pass on that one. - Yeah, I'll pass. - 800 million, I can't travel? - Yeah. - That's how you end up in jail. That's how you end up in jail. - Whoa. (laughing) (laughing) - I'm sick. (laughing) - It's like jail, things are getting bored, bro. - That's real. I mean, I understand the thought process. - No, no, some real shit. - Also real shit, I'm just saying like me like losing my mind type shit. - You gotta spend as much time, bro. - You know what? - On some real shit, what we end up having it is, I would try to build a house so big where it feels like I'm outside somehow. And like, something would happen where there's an explosion that went off. (laughing) Like, I can't have that much money in me trapped in the house, like, something's gonna happen. Like, that nigga Pat tried to put a turbo engine in a Skat pack and did. (laughing) - I'm gonna live in a glass house or some shit. - Oh shit, no for real. All right, 900 million dollars, but you can't spend it on friends or family. - Ooh. - Damn. - I guess there's always like, I hate to do it. - I hate, I hate to do it. - The loophole thing I don't like doing in hypotheticals. Well, I guess my question would be like. - Yes, she is. - Can you give it to them? - If I have a house and I say, hey mom, do you wanna come live with me? - But it's yours. Yeah, I mean, you can do that. You just can't spend it on them. - 100 million. - You can't spend on them. You can't, like, there's gonna be somebody that I'm checking in. - If we take all the little loopholes out, I would say no. - Yes, there's so many loopholes to them. - Yeah, you could be like, I got 10 cars in my mama, just you and one of my carers. - I'll take out loopholes, I'll take out loopholes. No, I wouldn't do it. - No, I wouldn't do that either. Like, I got to spend it on friends, fam. - I think a gene is pondering this. - I just be good, like, are you getting it? - Put your net. (laughing) - They haven't been getting it up to you for up to years now. - I got me. - You think this dress of yourself off. Honestly, but I guess if I was like, I don't know, if I was like 10 years old, this answer definitely would have been different. - Yeah, yeah, I would have been like, "How to literally laugh in my family." - Yeah, like, I'm so pretty. - I'm so pretty. - I'm no longer a burden to y'all. (laughing) - Come on, mama. - Honestly, it's been good. - Come on now. - Come on now. - We live in the hood, bro. - And your parents only did shit for you for like 10 years at that point. And like, five of those years, you probably don't really remember. - Yeah, man. - So like, you really only know your parents for real for five years. - Nobody gonna say shit to you. - No, I have to just pretend I'm feeling, you know, I just feel bad. Like, am I gonna buy myself another day? - It'll be tough, bro. - I'll literally buy myself another family in another village. (laughing) Another village, start anything over here. Hey, man, how are you, man? 10-year contract. - Does it work? - You are now my father. - Welcome, man. - Hey, this is the type of buying I want us to have. - Right here, right here. - All right, one billion dollars, but you can't marry anyone. Or you have to, if you're currently married, you have to get a divorce. - Oh, one billion? - I could still be with the person. - Yes, but you, but you have to divorce them. - Yeah, that's fine. A billion? - Uh-huh. - Oh, no. - Damn. - Damn. - They can sow this over hypothetical, though. - No, she would tell me to do it. - Yeah, she probably would. - Yeah. - All women would tell you to do it. - Well, let's see what happened after you do it. (laughing) - Hey, why wouldn't you take a billion dollars? Since you're coming to divorce papers, seriously. (laughing) - I can't believe you actually did it. (laughing) - She don't give a fuck, it's like that. You can't hear it 'cause the helicopter doing all of you. Oh man, you actually got to divorce? Let's talk about it on the helicopter. (laughing) I hear you I at 1.5 billion, but you spend the rest of your life in jail. So that's basically saying like, you going like you imagine, I ain't gonna lie, I love my dad, but if I had 1.5 million and I was in prison for rest of my life, that would mean like, my parents would be the one that's spending the money because that's the only way I would feel satisfied. And I can't imagine that nigga just living his life and telling me about it over the phone. You won't believe I had the last night. So you know, so I just said, so we bought the masks, right? And we went to the bathroom like a big Cooper flag just dunked on air. I just had dinner with Obama. You know, Obama, right? He's president like, you out there, right? And I feel like you're going to be a big target in prison. Yeah. I'm prison stupid. Yeah, that's two of it. Uh, 3 billion, I ain't going to do that when they say it's no sleeping, but that's like impossible. Yeah, like physically not. Yeah, that's some like little kiss. That's a shit you died to. Yes, before you get this. You don't need, you don't need, you don't need to need three billion, bro. Nobody needs to be a billionaire. That shit is terrible. Are you anti-billionaire? Hell yeah, I'm anti-billionaire. And I'm super anti. I would never become a billionaire. I feel like you got to do some slimy shit. Yeah, I feel like it. At some point, you got to slime somebody out. That said, that's it. We're not trying to get political now, but that said Trump made $101.2, $1.5 billion in crypto. It says he's been off his, bro, he's, that's crazy. He made more than Coinbase in this tribute crypto. And then you can get away with it by telling them that, hey, my son, run my business. You can't tell me something's that good at crypto. And then that higher. Nobody is. Then they're getting all insider information because they didn't him up right before. Okay, I got a question for you all. What? How do y'all set up, guys, night? Like how do you set up going out without your girl, even though she's free? Okay, this is how I usually set it up. I'm kind of giving them a game. I have to make sure I do something with my girl before guys night. Now how far? How far? It has to be safe. We're going out on Friday. I have to do something with them just before Friday. I think it doesn't really matter. But usually maybe something a little bit closer so she don't forget it. Like I won't say like on Wednesday, right? I have to do something where her first. And then I can present guys, guys, night as well. We'll let you. I love keeping my knee that we can advance. Okay, for me, that's ideal. Last Friday, we did our thing. But do you agree that you have to do something with your girl? Yeah, it's kind of like that's why I try to set up. I always try to set up a weekly date night regardless. And I always have me or her have had that conversation about guys night as well being incorporated as well. So I got to have that system kind of laid out already. Mine is mine is like different. Okay, I like that strategy, but that I don't feel like that's a good strategy because sometimes especially when you're in a relationship, your girl gets away with a lot more than she does with a regular human being. Like she says sometimes she's very irrational. This is like if you said this to her, they go to street. But it's just like date sometimes forget those things. Like you could have took them out. You could have took her out to a date on Wednesday. And you going out on Friday, she like we haven't gotten a long time and it's just like just for that even being a thought. Matter of fact, I'm going to get rid of that thought when you have something that's a girl's night. Oh, I'm involved. You know, here's here's a hundred dollars. Go crazy. Get the girls some shots. Oh, y'all need a ride. Pick up drop off everything. So now when I have a guy's night, I don't don't say shit to me. There's no way you can say anything to. I was too involved in influencing your girls night and making sure y'all had a good time. I feel like also like I would say most of our girls probably don't trip about this. It's just the location because it's like where are you going? Because it's like if it's a normal like we go into a random little lounge place, you know, it's like it's like I'll go ahead. But we are we in Toronto. We're going out. That's believe. Look at that. They're location. They look nice. I got a video. I think I saw many questions like why would the Uber turn that way? I don't fucking know. I know. I got me question in the overdrive. My girl said why you turn it to the love. Do you know some funny shit? Because my girl knew I was at a spot where I was the day before because remember we went to a restaurant the first day? Yeah. We went to a restaurant the first day and then we went to another bar that was next door the next day. You talking to me? Yeah. Yeah. But what happened was that she was like where you guys went to the same places yesterday and I was like no. I was like there's not the same place. So it looked kind of familiar. But then we got the rooftop and I looked across the street and I saw the place where I was like I don't even know where I'm at. We were like we were kind of turned around. We went out by new places because we went out by ourselves. And then someone took us out who knows the city. So it's even funny that we were over in the same vicinity that we're telling us to go. And yeah, that was weird to tell. We ended up being on the same fucking bar. I didn't go to the same bar twice. That's crazy. My girl got this thing about landmarks because she barely travels. She doesn't travel as much as I do. So we were on a way to Boston driving from Philly. We passed in the Yorkshire and I got a text message. She was like so you're just going to drive past the statue of Liberty and not send me a picture. That's funny. That's funny as well. No, I don't like checking locations though. Obviously I have my I have my girls location but I don't really like checking it because like when that I was in a relationship like it was like one of my first relationships where I even exchange locations with a girl in those in college. And I checked her location one time and she wasn't picking up this after she already missed two calls. And like her icon was jumping up and down. I'm like oh my gosh, she getting fucked. I like the iPhone telling it. She's like I hit her out like what the fuck going on. I can't move it like that. Maybe my girl we both work from home technically, I guess. So we don't work from home, brother. We don't really share our location. I do share if I'm going out though. Got it. Like if I'm going out like I would want her to know where I'm at in case like something happens to me. I don't know why I can't say that with a straight face. Hey, she lives in luxury apartments, baby. With the heat wave that's going on, right? Yeah. I saw a tweet and said please wear deodorant with the chemicals in it. And that's facts. This heat wave is not the time to try to save the environment where everything with all the heavy metals in it that's going to keep you from being musty. You can't do the vegan deodorant in this type of heat wave. It's hot as fuck right now. I was at the thrift store the other day. And there's this guy in there with a mask on and I was like okay, like shut up to him or shit. Then the motherfucker walked past me. Got the nerve to be musty. The nigga can't take it itself. I think it's a god damn. I think it's that I ain't put shit on. What if you went up to a nigga and you just be like bro, you staying like nigga, I know what you think of the mask on. Oh, man. Oh, one thing I gotta stop this for this around boy, Jayden. All right, because like he's probably the first friend that I've had that smokes hookah like the ass for it regularly whenever he's all. And my problem with hookah and men is like it's okay if you smoke who you like smoke a hookah. I don't really like it because I don't get the shit. You know, I'm saying that low ass. Hey, how y'all be getting I like, I don't understand it. And it's like talking and walking with the hookah in your hand is crazy to me. Oh, okay. I've seen people with the portable hookahs though. Yeah, but the portable hookahs, but I'm just saying like just getting up like I feel like if you do hookah like no, I don't recommend doing hookah. I think like I don't really get it. But if you do hookah, I feel like you should sit there. You should be the one that's chill and everybody else should be talking like there's no way you should be talking to me and you got the hookah thing in your hand. Like do you a little hookah and then come back to the conversation or like be a bystander. But the nigga that be doing a hookah standing up like, ah, let's go turn up and he still got that shit in his hand like it's some type of wand or something. They're getting headhighs. They're going to be taking it. That should be killing me, bro. Nick again, blueberry mess. So we should do start doing like comments of the week or something like that. First of all, people are complaining about ads. We can't control my ads on our pocket. Let us make money too. Bro, go get it, Afri. Yeah, if they try, Afri. Let me say not going to lie, seeing y'all polls be making my day. And then somebody under the comments said two men making you happy is crazy. Another person said meat riding. Another person said professional eater. There's another person that said glazing like crispy cream. And it's kind of like it's tough because sometimes we ask for support. And I feel like when people support, they get made fun of for support. I mean, that's a good community, right? Jackson balance. People know people know what's good support. And people like obviously like if you support us, you're going to get a glazing accusation, but we know we know supporting us through a glazing accusation means a lot more, especially when you know there's repercussions coming from that dick right and you're doing. I think that's the part too though. When my friends call people out for like glazing, it should like that. Yeah, because it's like them. I want to say this, but I wouldn't say it because it's glazing. So that kind of let us know like eight, eight, eight wanted to dig right. But they was too scared to the dick. Wow, they were scared of the dick. That's right. And it cried, bro. It was cool, bro. So I saw this video on Instagram and it was said when when someone catches me at work, but I'm supposed to be a fashion nigga with mysterious source of income. And there's a video of him like working out a factory, working out like an Amazon shit like that. And it's funny because there are dudes like that on Instagram on social media who act so mysterious and like, you know, they'd be like flashing money and shut the end they work a regular job. It's just like niggas are afraid to niggas and think it's not cool to have a job. Like I think it's dope because like then they'll flaunt in your face and be like, oh, I sell these hats or these clothes. And you'll both look at each other like, bro, I know you don't make enough money to live off these cells. So what the fuck do you really do? What's our guy named Ray? Ray always late. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck that nigga do for a look. Ray be fresh as fuck. Ray be fresh as fuck and then nigga always on a cruise ship or the Bahamas. I'm pretty sure he's some kind of engineer. Yeah, I think so. That like mysterious shit. Like you know what I'm saying? And just like he always got some cash on them. Like that. I think that shit is dope and shit. And Gene just exposed that nigga. Like he bad man. I don't know. He posted. No, he always in front of like a desk. Yeah. Oh, okay, but that's it. I like that mysterious shit. Like if people didn't know about the pot and like it's still made the same amount of money, I wouldn't be going out telling more niggas about the pot. I mean, on some mysterious shit, because you get more respect from that. Like when people see me driving around in a nice car or nice clothes, I hate that people just be like, he got that because of that. And just like, huh? Even though you do. Even though I do, I wish it was just like, he got that. I don't know how. And then that's when you get like the racist people with just like, they call the cops something. Yeah. The neighbors think I'm selling dope selling dope. I had like my like, my first like staying in school kids kind of moment where I was driving. These kids are on a bike and they they drove past my car and they drove up to my car. I rolled my window down. They're like, you in the NBA and say, no, so what you do for a living? So I got a podcast like, he's like, uh, like on you, you have a TikTok and stuff like that. He's like, what's your advice? Like, I have a TikTok. I want this. I was like, stay in school kids and I rolled my window up and drove off. That's real advice. I think our new advice is we got to start lying to these kids because everybody can't be content creators. Like everybody. Brother, you see I'm lined up for the stream of university. I'm just saying. But like, you're right though. But if like, if you would have drove past some kids and just be like, yeah, I'm the local garbage man. And they'd be like, damn, you can get, you can attain this life. Being a garbage man is something that's more attainable. That's like stolen valor. Oh, to be right. No, you're right. Because they work hard, but one thing like, that's what, but a shout out to them garbage negative, but the garbage man, no, the waste guys, they can make a hell of money. They do. And they don't need to be as stinky as you would think. No. And like, I like when people like, like, don't dump their position down either. Because like, you way you say like garbage man, most people like, I work in like waste management. Yeah. Something like that. You know, they do it. They do like an important job. Very like very important job. But I want to say, I think it's dumb as fuck that we got to wear seatbelts. And these niggas just be hanging off the back of the truck, like, like a mad Max. Like, bro, what the fuck going on, bro? I think I've got some good insurance or some shit. Like, bro, niggas be hanging and niggas be doing a trash can. So dirty. Like, bro, I know your back hurt, bro. Niggas got some. Something that we try to add, like, to what's finessellation, yeah, bro. Maybe like skating on the ground is, you see like the, the, the flair is kind of flairing off their boots and shit. And then stop by. I found out a little secret about them niggas that I never even thought of being possible. Like, usually on their route, like especially if they're probably going through a neighborhood at like 5.30 a.m., 6.30 a.m., they're not seeing people. So they really don't give a fuck. But some of their later routes where they're going through it, like, you know, their end in their day is like 7.30, 8.39 o'clock. They're seeing people go to work and they're actually seeing people like living those places. And I watched these garbage dudes, like, it was a bunch of girls that live together. They, like, room together and these garbage, they take their time with the garbage over there. They all get out. I saw the driver get out and niggas start checking the truck. Like, niggas, I ain't never seen the garbage truck on the side of the road. My vision's indestructible. Like, why are you stopping over here, niggas taking the bag out and shit, niggas was holding the bin with one arm and the bag with one arm and tossed it and then did some little spin trick to spin the bin back there. Then the niggas turned this body to the side. That's it. That's it. Oh, man. Anyway, that's been the podcast again. It is half off in July. Merch live show. We're doing a bit big this year. This is the last, is this the last quarter yet? August is the last quarter? Mountain quarter. No quarters. No shit. What's fourth quarter start? Regardless, we leave all Steve's ahead for the last, for the end of the year. Make sure you guys keep supporting us, share our podcast with people. And again, get the live show tickets as early as possible. As soon as they release, we're going to like post about it. Make sure you get it. Don't wait till last minute. Patreon. What else we got? Follow us on our platforms, Patreon, Patreon, yeah. Let's go. All right, ciao.