What Happened to Maddox?

He's never had a jelly fruit. [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] That's awesome. That's not going to happen. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, Josh. Why are you in the wall? [MUSIC PLAYING] You can get dribble anywhere. Why, bro? We could have Maddox back on. What ever happened to that, kid? You know, we were never even a thing. We never had to crush on each other. Like, we weren't a thing ever. No one said-- The lies. Why did you bring that up? Because I don't want his girlfriend to get mad at me. Oh, our assistant said Maddox is not coming on as of right now. Is Maddox ghosting us? Yeah. It looks like somebody needs to slap someone. Yeah. So my nail is completely bad. Oh, my gosh. Wait. Wait, you got-- What happened? It's a duck nail. It's a duck nail. How did that happen? I never mind. That's how it happened. Oh, my gosh. That's terrible. Don't bite it off. No, no, no, don't bite it off. Don't bite it off. We saw it two days ago, and you had a whole hand of nails. I know, but I've had them on for like four weeks. What? No, you have not. Like four days. Like, show me your nails, Kinsey. Kinsey's are like wide. But it's a good thing. I don't want to have duck nails. But why are they so short and stubby? I don't get claws. OK, you don't need to attack my nails. Well, I don't attack my nails, so I have to-- I have to change a kid. I'm sorry. Maybe, maybe. Every time I drink out of your nails, cups are some sort of dust fall cool. I notice that, too. I'll be honest, because we store our cups straight up. You know why, too. No, we don't. We store our cups straight up. I don't. Put them upside down. You're the only one that puts them straight up. No, I'm the one that's always wanted them down. No. I feel like it's going to be a change. I feel like if you on that, when you put a cup up from the dishwasher and you put it straight down, I don't like that the rim touches the-- But it's for the best. I don't like that. And if you put it straight up, though, I feel like-- The board should be clean, though. If you only ever put clean dishes there. Yeah, but then I feel like if you put it straight up, dust follicles fall on it. Well, you know what? I think cash should go get his nails done like that with you. Chopped? Just that one, specifically. It's kind of chopped. No, it means like the long ones. What? Yeah, I don't want them. It would freak out if her nails were that. I would freak out. Yeah. I don't know how you type on your phone. Oh, I can't type with short nails now. I've gone through the point where it's like-- You wait, you can't type with short nails? I can't type without nails. Show me how you type. Well, I can't now, because my nails are on. I like watching Kate whenever she's on her phone. Her hand is like a complete parallel to it. Yeah, she's like this. I do have to feel like-- I'm like, man, I got a bit. What's the call? I was talking to Frick. What was I going to say? Frick, you can do it. Come on, figure out. Bluetooth, disconnected. Do y'all have a-- y'all can talk about something else while I figure it out? Oh, speaking of Bluetooth. Recently, you know Alex, right? Dorothy? No. He called his mom, or his mom called him. She was down here visiting him. Oh, man. Don't call her out like this. Sorry, this is my aunt. Sorry, aunt. It happened. Oh, there's just something about-- I won't put her in blast too hard. Sorry, Anamanda. Every time I'm honest. Every time I-- Jeez. I've been burping up a storm this morning. But Alex's mom came down to see him. And then she's leaving and driving back to Oklahoma. And she's like, this isn't fair. No, this is funny. Well, why do people, as they get older, not understand technology or anything else? You can't even out, dude. She like-- Did you think of her students? She's like 40. Do you think of her students watch the podcast? And they're going to like-- Maybe. I don't know. But she's not that old. She's so poor. She's saying 40? How do you not understand these things? Alex's mom. Anyways, Alex's mom comes and sees-- When did she have him? I think she was 12. I'm not sure. No, I'm kidding. Alex is only 20. Yeah, Alex is 20. But my mom's 50. Your mom had you when she was-- Well? You know, Chase's mom? Yeah. She's like 75. Yeah, she had Chase when she was like 40. Isn't that crazy? But then PAPES mom, who's the same age? His mom is like 40. Wait, no. That doesn't make sense. Everybody's Utah. Wait, no, how old is-- How old is-- PAPES mom is like 46. Why is he actually like-- They don't have the same mom right now. He doesn't-- no, it's not. He doesn't know how old is mom is. They don't get him. He doesn't know. Oh my gosh, we got him live. I think she's 46. 49. 49. But Chase's mom is 75. She's like 49. Same age. 49. And PAPES 33. No. He's 31. Now shut up, man. You got so mad in the backer. He's like, I'm 31. Well, anyway, sorry, imagine this story. Alex's mom came down to visit him, and then she's driving back home to Oklahoma. Oh my gosh. There's a nine-year age gap between PAPE. He could marry Alex's mom. PAPE, would you like to be a set up on a date? She's single. Wait, that's crazy. Nine years. You could be Alex's daddy, bro. Oh, that isn't saying. I would not like that. He would not be a fan. I don't understand the difference between like PAPE at 31. He understands technology. Well, PAPE is 33 right now. 31, 31. And he understands technology great. What happened in the nine years between him and 40? Well, she's got like 45. OK, let's get to what she did. If PAPE had me at 16, or if he was my dad, PAPE is 31, not 33. So you do 31 minus 17. 31 minus 17. Oh, gosh. We're going to get close to that. Negative. Oh, 14. It's 14. Oh, yeah, it's 14. Technically. Technically. Technically he could. I mean, it's possible if he was a teen pregnancy. Or what's that show called? 16 in pregnancy. If he was one of those people, he could have been your dad. There's 14 year olds that have had baby. OK, let's get to what happened. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. Alex's mom came down to visit him. And then she's driving back to Oklahoma. And she calls him on her way back home. She's like two hours away. Yeah, and she's like, hey, Alex, can you disconnect your Bluetooth from my car? I'm trying to connect. Oh, poor man. And then Alex on the phone. Now Alex on the phone goes, mom, that's not-- OK, yeah, I just disconnected. I was like, hey, no way. Oh, no. Anytime I say, I'll store it to you. I don't mean the mean guy. I mean the red head. Wait, there's two. There's another Alex. Oh, Alex dockerty is the red head. And then there's Alex dockerty or dockerty or dockerty. Dockerty. Dockerty. No, you're thinking something like dockerty. No, I'm talking about Alex, the one that's like rude. Yeah, she's talking about the one that's like that's in Miami. Dockerty. Yeah. Oh, that's dockerty. Yes, you don't know what it is. I do? Oh, my gosh. Why do you say, how do you spell it? Who knows? We don't even know how to say it. Yeah. Alex dotty something. Alex dotty. Go something like that. Alex. You probably don't know. No. No, you probably do. Not dockerty. Dockerty. Not dockerty. Dockerty doesn't. Hey, what's going on with the- Oh, my self-tan? Yeah. I feel like we talk about how our self-tan every episode- Well, did you see it today? Really show cash. No, her hair's blown. You showing me your draw line? What are you doing? Okay, stop mocking me. Not this one, is it? Seriously. No, do you see her neck? It's a charm, it's a blade. Yeah. But do you know him, Kinsey? I don't know. He could even pop up on my- Oh, my switch bar. Hey. Look at my neck. Oh, Jack. Jack. Jack. It's not Alex. It's Jack Dockety. Oh. That's what it is. No. Jack. Not dockerty. Why didn't Kate whisper that? She couldn't say it. Yeah, she was like- Jack. Jack. I don't. Look at my neck. Is it Jack? Well, what happened? How did that happen? I'm scrubbing it off today. Why would you ever put something on your face? No, because it breaks my face out. Did you guys just hear Kate? She goes, "I don't know if we're allowed to say his name." What is he like, Voldemort? Well, yeah, he's a very bad person and he shouldn't- he should be in jail. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack Dockety. Or whatever. Dockety? No. No one knows. Alex, the dockety- I know who the dockety does in this. Dockety is a different last time. Should we FaceTime him? I have his number. You don't know who he does on- You don't know who he does on- You don't know who he does on- I don't know who he does on- I don't know who he does on- I don't know who he does on- Wait, FaceTime still go through with the numbers canceled? Maybe because it's like just connected to your Apple ID, isn't it? I don't really know. Close to your email. Man, that would have been a crazy pull though if you- How can you check? I don't know, but there's a way to check. I might be tripping though. Oh wait it does yeah, okay? Let's see who has the most contacts probably you wait I low key thought I had more I don't have that minute. I don't know Guess like how much you think you would have I thought I had like 300. Oh, wait 300 I have two hundred seventy nine. I would have guessed I had around like a thousand. How many do you have? 557 no way yeah, I have 571 126. I'm so popular Seven hundred yeah, I don't say no one's phone or someone's like let me get your number and they text me I'm not saving it to be honest. No seven hundred and twenty eights kind of crazy Like if you need me if you if you actually want to text me you'll text me again And then I'll see your name that you recently texted me. I'll be like oh, okay, dude a lot of times you meet people's names on my phone It's just like I always just put something by their name because I don't know who they are like really look at this Look at that Victoria Victoria Victoria what the heck but see I always said to put something besides all their names I don't like the fact you've all victorious. You know, it's called okay, that's Victor. Is it bad? First of all that this guy I Didn't know if I remember who it was so I don't know I can't say that's what I'm saying. I don't Put their name I can't say what I put like for this person. It's feel like a thing I'm being mean, but it's just for help. It's Viv hair salon lady That's it People like that and you'll still have less contacts in me No, I don't understand What the heck I have like My contacts go deep here. I think I should wait Harper go to your contacts again wait, am I going to fast-drop? What did you say I'm not going? We're here Harper wait no, no, no, no, no, don't say that This energy you're giving right now seven duplicates found like what does I was supposed to mean like seven same numbers saved Okay, hey Harper only has that many contracts and she's duplicating Here's a context go ahead and scroll for a second to scroll. Okay, wait wait wait. What's going on? I'm gonna do a magic trick real quick. Okay, scroll. Okay. I'm gonna now you know what just to make it harder. Can you scroll this way? Okay, I don't have that many contacts. Okay, it's not that hard. Okay here. Okay. Keep scrolling you scroll up down which every way Okay, is the phone still on Yeah, open it back up. He's not very good magician. It's not going well. Why he's screenshoting there. No, because it actually is a matter of trick I'm pretty good at this one. Pretty good. Okay. I feel like wait. Everybody got to watch. All right. Okay, so go ahead and scroll Okay, are you scrolling? Yes, okay, go ahead Okay, stop now I want you to think of a person in your life Maybe their name starts with You know what actually just just here open go ahead and it open your phone I'm like losing brain cells. What what? Is there someone in your life that's named starts with a B? Yeah, okay, are you on the bees? Yeah, okay, is the second letter of the person That you like okay the person at the top of the contacts right there the very top one is it Is it Brenda? Well, that's it. That's all I got that was the worst man you're ever and it was full of just What what did you say? I asked if it was Brenda the person at the top of where you stopped oh My gosh, this guy doesn't know how to do it. Let me show it to you. I'm gonna do it without Ready here's your concept. It's how real magician doesn't all right ready all right go ahead and scroll all right start scrolling Keep scrolling keep scrolling keep scrolling all right. Has she is she scrolling? Yeah, okay. Yeah, everybody can see she's scrolling there You just look at it. Yeah, keep you gonna keep scrolling okay keep scrolling It doesn't matter when we all look at it like we look at it now. Okay, there we go. All right Keep scrolling keep scrolling. It'll be easier if you use your other hand Okay, now there we go now I'm gonna turn your phone off open the phone. Oh wait, it's not turned off You keep it is a hard magic trick stuff. It's very tough. Only real magicians can do it. I haven't practiced That's the problem. Yeah, you gotta magicians are really good about doing like the like side like almost like side-questie talk It's like and you know sometimes I get on my own photo. Are you still scrolling right now? Sometimes when I get on my own phone I like to scroll through my contacts. All right. I'm gonna go ahead and I was like someone's in your life Is there but someone you have someone in your life? I would try to remember out of this train Someone is in your life I was always there's somebody you know Okay, okay, let me try one more time. One more time. Here we go. Go ahead and open the phone Our new back-to-school merch shop is officially here and we have so many new pieces for you guys these new Barcy style crew next for you. We have these new. I'm literally just a girl t-shirts I mean look at the back look at the back and then yeah, yeah, like you could be the new best dressed in school The do the bend do the bend do the bend If you guys want to go get you a new back-to-school merch pieces you can shop them at the lopotest.net go get them now This is so bad. No, I have a question. Harper. What's your mom's name in your phone? Modre modre Even I do that. What's your mom's name in your phone mom what is what's your mom's name in your phone my mom's name is mom You're also lame. Okay. What's yours? It's just mom but other people Okay, guys, okay, she's scrolling. Oh, no, we're doing this. We know someone's in her life Yeah, we get it. No, we're almost done You can look at the phone screen. I'm just showing everybody that you're scrolling go ahead and scroll. Yeah, we know that we know she's Scrolling you don't keep showing us She's still she's still scrolling. You don't have to look at it. She's not looking I'm not looking I'm not looking. What are you? What are you doing? I don't know somebody's in your life on your phone This is great. I don't think you guys understand this magic trick and what I'm about to do because nobody is successfully completed it yet You don't understand what I'm doing. I know I have it completed I know you're looking at the phone and you said I'm not looking. He's real. I've said his trick I'm dealing with people that just interrupt every five seconds when you're trying to do something He's so rage-pated right now. I was in the middle of perfection. I was in the middle of blowing everyone's mind and then I have to deal with these people. Do you all know what it's like? Having your life that are just haters middle of doing something. They're just like I'm like, hey, can you see the phone? Are you done now? I'll never give you guys. I want you to know. I can probably even do the trick myself so You don't even know what the trick the point of it You never got to finish it. We never even got to finish it before being interrupted Also, yeah, be quiet. I was thinking about a mean K out of the same shape dies We're kind of shape. Let me see K. Hey egg shape minor like downturned Kind of kates are a bit more downturned. Oh No, it's not bad things downturned me your eyes go like this My eyes are like they go down like sad eyes. What do you mean? They go down like if you look at her water line It's like way below her actual eye it goes downwards. It does go down minor like sad eyes Like yeah, y'all do have similar Like that's why we're lashes we cash look at me Catches are just big and big and blue and magical big magical blue eyes You have to have the same shape eyes if you turn his eyes where is on will be long as a heck Yeah, your eyes do kind of look like they do kind of look like they're like everyone's eyes turn to the opposite way It's a long okay, this is it everybody thing. No yours look like not just me I want you like to pop your eyeball it would be super big I was reading this book and in the book. There's this guy who's torturing the other guy and he pops his eyes out Anyway, so I'm sorry I should have said that He's never had a jelly fruit. Oh my gosh. Can I have one? I've never seen his eyes look like a USB cable. They look at them They look like the end of the USB cable. What's a USB cable like the part that the thing you plug into your phone? You your eyes a charger port the port. They look like the the round charger port. No, that's something if I do this Can I have can I have a jelly fruit? Here you go. Not a green one though. You don't want a green one. How do you? There's only one red one. No, that's you I tried to open like five of those and every single one of them. I'm gonna be really nice. Does anybody want the red one? Yes, I do If not, of course, I will give you this one. Okay, give it to me. He's gonna bring us some more I think that aren't Green because nobody wants the green all right by it by like what is a jalapeno flavor because everybody's hands I've been all over this. Yeah, you don't want that wait for what for paved to bring up the normal jelly groups. Oh great now His hands are just all over it got me. Okay That's a red one. I want the purple one. Oh another red one. Can I have the purple? I'll take red I've never done this. Okay, I don't know if I've ever actually tried to do it for real - how do you actually do it? You put it all in your mouth and then you bite hard but be careful because it you'll clamp your teeth together But no, not like that what you gotta go like oh, yeah No, you can't know what you have to do like this. You have to like put it all in rather than closing it. No No, no, you might like this. I promise like you go like this half in half out. Oh, okay, everybody watch out Wait, how do you do it? Don't don't do that way do it this way. Hmm. Oh There you go. Put down just look away from the cameras just in case it like not a me Did he go in your mouth? Terrible. Did he go in your mouth? Yeah. Oh Here you try I don't want to try it. Don't hear it to me. It's not good But why did it shoot it literally shot in the back of my throat and like drowned me for a second? It does you're actually supposed to cut off this No, yeah, you're not supposed to cut it off. I think you are and then you suck it out. Oh, really? Probably that looks like what it's for yeah, you probably do snip it and then this is why would it be there? I don't think I like this. Is it jelly or juice? I feel like biting the plastic It was like crunchy. It was like not crunchy, but it was like jelly-ish, but now it's juice. I'm proud of you Kate That was impressive. I didn't I didn't go anywhere except for my the back of my throat See some particles fly out of your mouth. Oh, what? I don't want it to hit me. All right. I got a fun game I'm gonna spin around a circle while I do it and if it hits you it hits you. I think yours can hit everyone If it hit me, I will hit you Cash I swear Spend a bunch of times and then I'm gonna pick a spot and I'm gonna do it No, we should all run in the circle around you when you do it Okay I will throw a copy on you she will I think oh I like it. I was fully prepared. We got it now. No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, I'm gonna move you exactly stop, baby. I keep going. I'm out the wrong How did you fail three times? The way it shoots in your throat dude is not good for anyone I don't think it drowns you it goes What should I do with it? I'm gonna go for it now. It literally suffocated They do that the USP end up telling you Okay, he's done. He's done. We can also down. I think we should do a podcast where buckled up can't move It's dripping on my head. I got you That's why you should it through your head It went on my nose too How did it go everywhere but you guys who does like I don't believe in karma, but if I did that's it What just happened? I mean that's like you asked for it and that's what you got all right I gotta go clean myself up Hey, don't drip it on the real carpet. Don't drip it on the real carpet Give it to me give it to me Back of you, it's all in the front too, look You were trying the fact that you were trying to run away It like chased you down the way she threw it and it was going to Hair tie I'll probably have one. Oh my goodness. I'm so That was so bad. Oh my gosh. I think we should get some more I can't believe it shot all the way up to the ceiling and then just like when I'll happen a shot with so much force Wait, did you guys ever watch Zoe 101? Yeah, did you watch Joey 101, Kinsey? Me too, okay, so do you guys probably saw that episode? It was like I remember it was like earlier in the show when they went to the PCA like bookstore and they have these like jelly sticks and then What's it called are you calling me watching? No, I remember the scene but Nicole went and she Built one of the jelly sticks and it went all over her friend like literally all over her face And that's literally what it looked like on couch. Yeah, we did a dance Schneider Was it like you like the boss of Zoe 101? Like the producer. Yeah, yeah, or director. I don't I probably producer. I don't know if he made the show man I got another game Question just hard hard word is recently all her clothes at home. No, she's like home for the summer Like half her clothes bro. She's gonna kill me. No, it'll come out. Well, yeah, obviously, but if she sees it, I really get shot Yeah, no, she's not even gonna see it. No, she's not gonna see this. No. Yeah, she's literally a detective I blocked her on my Harper pigmentation account because I was wearing her sweatshirt yesterday and she somehow went on and found it You weren't in a talk video. You just stop wearing her clothes Times of clothes. No, you don't do that. I don't have times clothes when your sister has something you want you just take it. Okay That would not have gone over well with me and my sisters You guys definitely stole each other's clothes. No, thankfully me and JC were always different sizes because I was so short and she was so tall So we never really argued about clothes. Yeah, but Reese is so tall That is true It wasn't really the style to wear like baggy clothes back then. Yeah Man, have you guys oh, yeah, I got a mind game. You don't want to play it real quick mind a mind game. Let's go Okay, me and you Kate. Here we go. Ready. Oh, no, okay. What color are clouds white? What color is snow white? What color is whipped cream? What do cows drink milk? They drink water We watch this Okay, I was drinking milk. That's what they do when they're mom when their babies they drink from their mom is others. No cows drink water. They drink from their mom is I need to do so I can drink too, but um, you could probably get cash that when he comes back No, one of our most viral clips on the podcast actually is like you doing one of those tricks to cash We were like I bet I can get you to say the color blue and then you go through a list of things and then he doesn't say it and that was the whole short and somehow it got like 60 million views, but you should try again. 60 million. It's like the second or first most you'd short on the L.O. podcast In the wall That's like dangerous standing there. Oh, what are you doing? You're gonna get dangerous or whoa in my hair. Why are you doing this? Why? You're gonna drive away! Why bro? Why? Please stop What why are you doing this? We should move that painting. He's gonna stab it Just come around you don't need to go through there Take it on the wall she took it Now he's gone, he was helpless. right there. Come out through the door. Don't go through the wall. That's why I made the hole. No. Back. Yes. No. There's wires. Oh no. Yeah. No. We're breaking our wood. Yeah. You did that. You broke the wood. That was you. That was you. You broke it. Can you fix that? No. No. You broke the two by four. The two by four is breaking. Yeah. Good job. We're getting to repair this wall. This is a special wall. It's a house is going to fall apart. Okay. If you come through there, I gave Kinsey permission to do something to you. You should go through the other way. I was I was I was sure. I can make you say no. Oh no. No. Change are used. I can make you go the other way. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Come through the other way. You just want cash. Go the other way. Yeah. What are you going to do? All right. You're ready. Oh my god. What's that? What's that? What's that? You can come out to work. You want your alarm. Hey, Harper, can you open up your contacts? Oh my god. Hey, but I can make y'all say no. Okay. Cash is about to make us all say no. What? It's a good boy when he comes to the other way. I'm not going to say that. That's what you want to remember to call a cashier good boy when you wash the other two. No one. No one will be doing that. I promise you that. Good boy. Here. Come over here. Hey, come on. Come through the hole. Be a good boy. I was going too good. Come on. Come on through. All right. Here I go. Be a good boy. Oh my god. She's going to hit something. Cash, you're going to. You're going to. That's please. That's what you want to do. That's the most saddest interest ever. Stop being lame. Come here. Oh my god. His butt is so big. You need to get your head up through it. Wait, wait. Cash, you're like making the whole house shake. Oh no. Good boy. Can you move that? Can you move that? Not anymore. Good boy. What are we doing out here, folks? A little bit early. See? This is back to how it should be. You got wall dandruff all over your water bottle. Dude. It's in the air. How are we going to clean that up? Harvest making a mess over there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it this toxic to breathe in? No, you're fine. Why should you? I can feel the fumes in my throat. There's no fumes. I feel it too. I don't think. No, is it? Is it right? I won't be making you say no. Okay. And you never felt these right? Are you gonna answer? All right, so you're working on a job. You can either pick a blue red or yellow card. What do you think? See? You know I'll play. I won't talk to Spanish. I know I'm by the angle. I can fuse. Okay. Okay. Yeah. This. No, wait, wait. This short is literally the most viewed short on the channel. It's 59 million views. Yeah. I can make you say the word green. Whoa. I never failed these games. What color is the sky? What color is a pony? What color is a plant? Um, green wasn't the color. Okay, brown. I was saying. It was a color. I can't do it. I just didn't work. Did it. I tell you why was I so awkward? Okay. Let's run it back. See if you can get me now. I thought you're going to say green. Oh my god. Oh, I said it years later. Wow. Okay. I can make you say the word. She's like. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So you're at a. Okay. You're at a convenience store. You're working a job. You can either pick a yellow bluer at car when you pick oh Car yeah, car blue. Okay. This is a good one. I know this one. Oh Map you're gonna win it you pick you pick you picked a blue car you drive you can either drive it to LA Texas or New Jersey Where do you pick Texas? Okay? You're in Texas. Wait, how do you play this game? No, no, he picked Texas. He picked Texas. Oh he did? Yeah, are you sure you have played this game? No, oh wow You got Kanzi. Yeah No, you're playing this game. He's goes no I'm happy today the white one the white one. Yeah, wait. I want to do what I want to do one Oh, you can why is he happy today? I don't know I don't know Know is happy today too earlier me and maver sitting in our room and every like maybe a minute and a half He was just singing or saying some odd phrase and we're like what is he talking about there? I saw him at Chipotle and he was cheese in Yeah, I don't he asked him he was like You sure take a picture is for like me hashtag on my way me when I go to Chipotle just No, I've read time. I knew it was you cuz your car too and then your window was down So I saw you and I was like okay, just ask him what I did to Kate go on ask me remember. It's just the white one And then oh I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Mm-hmm. I Through by the way. Hey, okay, so it's real. Okay. All right. Um, okay, okay name three white things. What? Me The drywall fric this up and what color are clouds cash in that? Oh All right, what color is the drywall white what color are the clouds white? Okay, so what color are my socks white? What color is the sky or what color are the clouds white what color is the drywall white what color is paper why what do cows drink? Milk no, they drink. Oh, wait. No, yeah, she got you. Oh Well, I was so on yeah, no, I was like you want me to say white to that I was like why would I say I didn't believe that I looked it up and that's not even true It says it says I said do cows drink milk. It says yes. Oh, no, it's worse than we thought yes Technically they do yes, that's what I said. Yeah, no mercy. Yeah, but the trick was the you drink water No, but it's not they drink milk. You didn't know they don't matter how you pass your full grown cow Yeah, she asked you what a cow drink a cow is also a calf. No, yeah, no, no, no, it's a cow. I want to talk about I'm just making it up because you're wrong You type in what do cows drink? It says seven to 20 gallons of water a day. Oh my, no way cash That's insane cash slurp swatter down like it's my job. I'm like a cow. I'm not like a cow does I'm as magical power insane. Wow, it's just like the old podcast look we have the hole in the wall again Yeah, Harper's asking me the questions again. It doesn't have lashes on yeah That's insane. What else can we do? maybe Oh, we could bleach Kinsey's eyebrows. No, that's fine. I don't so bad. Wait on that. We could have Maddox back on Whatever happened to that kid I was like OG. Wait, Kinsey, were you here when he came on? Yeah. Yeah, I was here. Oh, I was sitting over there though Those before I got a spot on the couch. Wait. Yeah, what did happen to Maddox? I thought he was supposed to come on the podcast Whiskey on I'm pretty sure he's supposed to come on in July and to my calculations It's July 31st as we're shooting this episode. Wait, actually yes. Oh wait, I remember this I remember a couple like like a while ago We were like hey come on the pod and then they were like oh he can come wait is Maddox still coming on the podcast question mark I'm asking our assistant because she was scheduling it, but I'm not sure if it ended up happening or not Do you Remember when you were in his music video? Oh, yeah, you know, we were never even a thing We never had to crush on each other like we weren't a thing. No one said that why did you bring that up? I don't want his girlfriend to get mad at me. Oh, he's dating. Oh my gosh. She can't get mad at you for having a crush on him I never did though, but even if you did that's not something to get upset about you know, how many girls have I got a crush on him? Remember ma'am got a cute little boy GZ eyes, but what do you say exactly? Huh, ma'am. Thanks. You're cute. Hey, bye You guys think everything out of context literally everything listen We just played the clip nav and now they can see That you definitely caught a cute that thing my favorite thing to do is take stuff out of context. Yeah, that's the whole favorite thing Gosh, I went to the dentist and I'm burping out fluoride Our assistant said Maddox is not coming on as of right now. Oh, here. Wait ghost it. Wait. Yeah, is Maddox ghost in us? Oh, I got another one here. You ready Harper? Yeah, okay Say silk ten times silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk what a cow's drink water. Oh, thank you That was creative. It wasn't worth the shot. You know, Maddox is technically our most viewed guest ever Really you guys ever our most viewed episode with a guest no way our most guest viewed episode wait It's true. I don't think that's true. We create songs. I created a song. Yeah, like like if you guys like did like queen bee together Like he had a verse like maybe guess what there's a new queen be and he'd be like He'd be all like wait, it is a new queen Wait, yeah, it is and Kate reached and slapped Kinsey as our number one. That's 5.1 million views The only prank you guys ever pulled together was the number one prank Yeah, why don't y'all make pranks more often? I don't really know that it was a prank considering you did slap But you know I remember that after they slapped each other They're like it's a prank and we were like you still got slapped. Yeah So I don't I was like in shops on our most viewed episodes you The most viewed was cash rate or Kate raid Kate raged in slapped Kinsey then did Harper and Maddox kiss. Well, that was uncalled for and then cash raged and broke Harper's phone And then brutally honest true third air. Oh, and Maddox was in that one too and then opening up about our mental health is number five Wow, y'all cared more about the other stuff than our mental health. That's what that tells us They're like mental health. Nah slapping. Yes. Yeah, it looks like somebody needs to slap someone. Yeah, bro. I'm like so Oh, oh, sorry go ahead. You can go. I'm getting an inch. I just I'm gonna get in trouble if I say anything about what are you gonna say something what are you gonna say? Where are you gonna say you like Maddox's new song? What is it? I don't know Why would she say that you get in trouble? Have you heard Ariana Grande's new album? She just released one today today. Wow. She's kind of on it. Wait before we move on. So Maddox is not coming on the park? No, I actually think he's going soon. That's something for real. I because we've asked him to come on like three times and I think they where is it yet that he can't stop He needs to just do a show of Dallas and stop it. Yeah, Maddox. If you see this Come back on. Yes, he doesn't want to see us especially me. Well, you don't have to be on the show. I won't be I literally won't be Okay, we should have him and the did you go on? Oh, should we I don't know. Should we not? Probably not. That'll be fun. Yeah, that'd be cool. What did I say? I said something didn't I? What's happening Harper just looks really good with black hair. That's all I know what? I'm still upset with that. What is happening? Wait, I don't know. Maybe it's just an inside joke for the guy. I don't know. I got a big one. Should explain it. I know I got a bit chronic and I get the dirtiest look from P family member family member Reese. No No, I'm just like I did nothing wrong in a situation and I got completely bashed for it. We were never close after I don't even know Is she talking about to be honest? No, it was very very. I wasn't in there and I know it was so weird. Hey, and then the whole L.A. what is happening? Like I like you're back from a few of my friends and they're like by the way the whole like teenagers and L.A. Are talking bad about you right now because they heard what you did to her and I was like I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing What I posted or I said to snap Okay, I'm sorry Even I don't know Okay, well to change topics because I don't know blue tooth. We could get much more into that. No, it's like the most high school drama thing ever So ridiculous like I've never seen anything more funny in my life. I was like I did nothing wrong and then you go talk bad about every or like she went and talked bad about me to everybody. Are you stirring up stuff right now? I'm not stirring up stuff. She's the one I hate harbor she deserves deserves death. No, I'm kidding, but like no seriously I this is your chance to apologize. I'm sorry for doing nothing She pulled the gun a McGregor. I wanted to take this chance to apologize. Absolutely nothing. I'm not gonna lie We usually tell harbor. We usually tell you when you're wrong. We're like that's crazy. You should have done that But I Can't talk about me What's happening drama has circulated upon this girl for the past years and of course I get stirred into it And of course, okay, I'm sorry. I don't care. I did nothing wrong. Okay, and that's the first time I did do nothing wrong I did I do a lot of wrong things, but this is the first time in drama Anything to say to come back to what Harper is saying It just further proves that you are a child. Do we have the receipts? Oh, yes. I have We don't even bring that up anyways. We can move on but I wish it in this episode wait hold on now If one of us was to slap somebody actually not in the prank, who do you guys think would slap who I think it's Oh Kate would slap somebody Who she's slapping? Slaping anybody. Oh, I don't know, but I just feel like out of all of us Kate would slap somebody Hey, go with you I just know who is slapping who I need I've seen you slap people. I slapped one person in my entire life And that was generous. You should have been a punch But I had mercy now. I'm gonna go with you. I had mercy that day. I think cash. No cash. Kate slaps cash. No It's like dearie. That would not be good. Why are you slapping me? Yes, because Kate is laying there And she's getting up a derro and cash is like oh, this is no people She's like shut up. I'm like we get one million more subscribers. Why can't I just thumbnail picture? She's not gonna Have the kid until we hit a million Actually, you want to know what it'll actually send me into a spiral is taking freaking thumbnail pictures Why you're a bird. Yeah, just like your face. I need you to look like you're giving I am giving But it doesn't look like you're really That's what you're doing. Okay. Who do you guys think would slap someone in real life? I'd get really upset and start slapping my sister No, they remember don't count. They remember don't count. Yeah, literally they don't press charges I'm just scared that she's or she's obviously gonna see it and she's gonna be like dang Harper looks job Oh no, she's never had it out of you once. Nevermind. No, we're talking about same things. We don't need to say That's what you're worried about But like a retouch filter on me just for that section or like a glowing like fake spray tin Make like a little ad read that goes in it's like so before we get into what we're gonna get into for the rest of this podcast I'll have a retouch filter on don't ask you Just continues She's like full glam from a film. She has that thing on tape. Talk where it's like flickering on and off That would be even worse imagine you're like you're like talking about something happened to you Hey, and while you're talking about it the beauty filter is just like Anything nice. Do you do want to say? Yeah, you're a nice girl. You're a very pretty girl. You didn't switch that out of you. Oh Oh, no, that's what I tell Kate every day. I don't feel like we should put this out. This is kind of crazy You're so nice. You're so pretty. You best which dad two depth girl Why did you make me so like a two-year-old you guys just add to that girl? All right, you get out there now What is this saying that cash always says to Kate Whenever he feels like she's being dramatic even if she's being completely normal. What does he say? It's like calm down I don't know. It's the same phrase over and over again Dang, it's gonna come to me like phrase. I don't talk about. Yeah, you had like the same phrase. Oh Yeah, I can't say it. Wait, say it say We'll believe it or cut it if it's bad. I don't say that I'm bad though No, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's just culturally very rude. I can't say say we'll believe it You always say uh, well, you could Oh, yeah, that's reasonable She really got believed right. Yes, that's getting believed. Okay. Well, we'll give you we'll give you a little bit of context So what I say I don't only say well you could be a born in a country where you're starving right now And that just puts your life in perspective Makes you think I could should be grateful. I should not have this attitude Does it work? I feel pimples growing on my butt. Yeah. What the heck? Oh, I'm popping that. It's gonna be insane. Just It will stop stop Do you give pimples on your butt? No, I was making a joke about it. We're uh, we're done with this episode. If there was. No, we're not And it looks something like this. No, we're not talking about it. No, okay Okay