What Happened to Karate? | Son of a Boy Dad #424

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I don't know, man. Yeah, OK. I'm a little disappointed in my golf right now. It's a mess. It's a bad time for that. It's a mess. We can't afford that right now. It is-- there's no fucking-- there's no-- I don't know how to find my way forward. I probably feel about my golf the way that you feel about your video games. Oh, yeah, probably. I feel helpless. Yeah, that's how I felt. And I can't stop. I stopped. I can't. That's awesome. There's too much on my mind. Honestly, I bet your best move right now is just not play until the invitation. I thought about that. I just got there and just hope for the best. And sometimes, you know how you just have like one of those like miracle rounds. Correct. But it's not one round. No. You'd have to have a miracle week, possible. I am-- the best round of golf, weirdly, that I've ever played in my entire life-- I hate to say this-- on hallucinogenic mushroom chocolate. Did I talk about that? I think so, yeah, because then I think I said that the best round that I ever played was when I had food poisoning. That sounds right, because you would quickly pivot it off the point I was trying to make in top it. Because it's like you're not thinking about golf. Oh, we did talk about this. Well done. That I'm going to retract what I said pass up aggressively because that was a great point. So this weekend, I played in a member guest at my club upstate, and I took mushrooms. Oh. And on the first day, I played great-- Is this real? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I don't need you to ever know. You got to try. I don't have any gifts for you. Just for the boy who cried, I'll ask you. Yeah, you're talking mushrooms the same next week, you know. I haven't taken-- I mean, the truth is, I haven't done any sort of hallucinogenic or so, so I haven't had shit in a long time. But the point is that the first day it was great, everything kind of worked. I had the right cocktail of shit in my system to quiet the barking dogs and not have the nerves overtake me. And then on day two, I was a mess, even though I did pretty much exactly the same thing, which to me makes me think that that's not the solution. Maybe the defense saw what you were bringing, you know what I mean? Your offense got too predictable. And it was like, oh, the same cocktail. The demons came back, and they fought even harder. Yeah. You know what I mean? You have to vary up your playbook. Yeah. Molly. That would probably help. Molly? I don't know. I feel like I've lose my balance. Balance is really important. Is does Molly make-- like, but have you ever-- Like, because I've never done Molly. I know you're kind of an expert. Every time I've done Molly, I start stumbling. But is that because you're also hammered out of your mind? No, it's because I'm on Molly. But what if you-- because I don't believe that you've never ever taken Molly and not been fucked up as well? I've only done Molly once. Oh, OK. And it was not knowingly, really, or not-- it was by accident. What? The white party? What? Well, I thought you did. Didn't you do Molly and fucking-- With Leo? Yeah, with Marko and Shultz and all those guys? No. That was mushrooms. Mm. I don't know about that. And I know it. I think you're mixing up your drugs. And that also wasn't the white party. I know, I know. It was like a white party light. Yeah. Do you have a white party? Yeah. You have a dance party? Yeah. Yeah. Are you OK? I'm good, brother. I'm dying to know what's going on with your golf game. I think what's going on with my mortal vessel has nothing is nothing compared to what's going on in your mind. Like that's what-- What kind of drugs they got you on. I'm saving all mine for when I'm better. That's not a saving the drugs, injury. That's how I'm taking them all as fast as I can. Well, I promise you. I'm saving some. You have to save them for when you can actually enjoy them? Yeah, of course. Knowing the pain is a waste of a painkiller. Yeah. Yeah. It's not what they're intended for. You want to be fucked up. You want to have a cup of glass of wine and watch Vanderpump rules reruns. Maybe I could borrow some of your drugs for golf. Ooh. What about an anti-inflammatory mixed with an oxy cotton? Does that sound nice for your golf swing? That sounds like I'm going to be striping them all. Watch out, coarse record. How bad are we talking? Did you suck ass? Let's put it this way. So on the second day, we played two nine hole matches. It's me and my partner. It's best ball. So whichever of the two of you has the better score on the whole, that's the score you get for your team. So we played 18 full holes. My ball factored for our team on two of the 18 holes. What does that mean? One out of nine. On each match, I had one hole that mattered. Oh, man. That's it. Yeah, that's not good. Were the guys that you were playing with pretty good, though? My partner played well. We tied for the top of the flight, but the team that advanced beat us head to head. So they won on the tie break. Damn. Sometimes when you drive, when you limp into the playoffs, you kick it into overdrive when the game's really count. Maybe so. This mattered to me. And also, you know, given that we tied for the flight lead, if I had factored on one more hole, we would advance, advance to the shootout. How's your mentality right now? How are the mentals? I mean, I'm almost like, it's going to just be what it is. Hmm. Hate that. I'm asking deeper, though. Deeper. Well, that is way more difficult question. I'm going deeper than go. I'm trying to go. Let's go all the way back to your childhood. Yeah. Let's unpack. What is going on in Francis' brain right now? Just sort of like don't, you know, this has to do with you because you started trying again out of nowhere, and that really pissed me off. I don't. I'm over it already. Oh, no, he's not. He just hit. He did it. He had a busy weekend. I'm dumb. In a video building a computer. Dude, I'm going to start like dosing you with weed again because for you to just find motivation and energy out of thin air after sucking me down into your vortex of malaise and lethargy over the last two years is totally unfair. It is. Any morning, I've been sinking with you. I know it was going to happen. I've stopped doing stand-up. I've stopped putting my evils. I'm not doing anything. It's your stand-up last week, too. I don't want to hear this shit, man. This is bullshit. That is just climbing over you out of the pool, pushing you down. Yeah. And now it makes me think it was all just a long con like it was, I'm going to bring Francis down and then I'm going to rise secretly while he's now on the bottom. Yeah. I was never smoking weed in the first place. You fool. Jarvis makes Francis think of smoking weed. But no, they say like, I mean, you know, they say golf is 99 percent mental. It is. And I really think it could be impacted even if it's like your mental in your golf game is not good. It could still be reflecting stuff from your actual life. Where's it? What is this? I think we just got to get, I think you need to do ayahuasca before the invitation. In earnest. I literally think you will win the whole tournament single handedly. I think there's a couple things going on. I think you're putting pressure on yourself because you won last year. That's correct. You have to that balloon. Yeah. I know. You have to pop that balloon and everything else will fall into place. I think all the other pressures of life are pressures that made you great last year. So take all those pressures, use them and then diffuse the other one. Use diffuse. Yeah. That's true. I like that. I like that. that is true. You don't want to lose your edge. Tom Brady. says like you have to channel your anger. Find your anger. Yeah, I just don't want to be angry. You have to. How do you expect to win if you're not angry? Well, I'm by by being positive. Have fun losing golf is not a sport where clenching your teeth and putting your fucking head down and running through a wall gives you any sort of advantage. For me, it's all about relaxing. Whereas all the sports I played growing up getting angry helped. It was like, now I can just overpower people. What was the video you did with Donnie when you guys were in China and you got your airplanes hit? What was that? What's it getting your airplane hit? That's getting a hand job. You need to get a hand job. Oh, every day until the tournament. You need to be living off a steady diet of hand jobs. You got to fly someone down to give you hand jobs while you're there too. No mouth. Just hand. The best hand. What's your vagina way? Yes. Yeah. Do you have any idea what I'm doing? It might be safer to have someone who does even have a vagina. Yeah. Just a clinical soft hand in Asian doctor. Yeah, I think that's a good idea to go to town on your ship. How much time? I guess you're not always supposed to talk about it, but help you got a little bit of time until you're gone. We're supposed to not talk about when it is. Let's just presume that sometime in the near future, I will be on the other side of this. I could just grab you up at any time. I will say that Ron, you hit the nail on the head when you said that I have placed undue pressure and expectations on myself. Last year, I went in with zero thought that I would win. And annoyingly, I want. Which means that now anything short of winning will feel like a failure to me. Because you know your capable of it. It's possible. The tournament's bigger this year. It's bigger. It's a bigger, a bigger prize panda. I am worse. And you're worse. I'm fundamentally worse right now than I was going last year, which doesn't seem to make any sense because I've practiced twice as much. It might honestly be better to just go in like, I think, yeah, just it's over. You lost. And then, and then everything's a bonus. Exactly. And then you end up next thing, you know, you're in the finals last day. You're like, what the hell did this happen? I also think your goal last time was to go in and just have some funny stuff for clips. And I think that that's what we'll get. The first day is luck. You don't know if you'll be on the winning team or the losing team. And no matter how well you play, it won't even really affect that because it's completely dependent on your teammates. So just ride out the first day, anything could happen. And then on the next couple days, like you want to be in good groupings and pairings. So just you being nice, you being funny, you being you will get you into the fun pairings because people will want to pick you and they'll want to be around you and they know you have winning pedigree. And all you have to do is make it to the to the end of that. This is true. I do have a lot of friends. You have friends. Some people don't have any friends. I have a lot of friends out there. Yes. What are the friends are going to want to be around you? My friends in high places. Yes. I think you yeah, I think you got to I think you're just going at it from too much of a like a competitive like I think Ron's right. Have some fun. Yeah, remember why you're there. I hope you're not there to win. You're there to crack jokes and be funny. The you're the funny sky out there. Who's funnier than you? Yeah. Exactly. Funny guys. Who? Who? Solim. Who's that? That's his name. Yeah. Yeah. Solim from milk. Is he Arab? Yeah, I think so. Really? Yeah. Cool. It looks like the open honestly. I wonder if he's eating the open. So oh cool guy. That guy's cool. I've never seen this guy before. Solim the dream. Solim presents Daltouch is funny. Daltouch is funny, but he's not a comedian. He's pretty funny though. Yeah, but you're funny. You're than him. Yeah, you're funny. The name. Maybe, but I'm not going to say that. I can't say that definitively. He's pretty funny, dude. Yeah, I mean, I know there's a lot of funny guys that Dave's funny. There's a lot of funny people out there. But they're not Kyle from milk. Kyle from milk is coming. Yeah, hilarious. Why was all this Salim talk? Salute Steve will do it. Salim will do it. I don't think we'll do it. It's going to be there. I think it's like Kyle and Salim are the only two. What? Oh, brother. You're going to want to be sitting down. I don't think it's Stineys. What? I think Stinely or Bradley are going to make it out there. Bradley would be a hazard on the course. Bradley's that super jack dude. He always tells MMA fighters to fight them. Yeah. It's good to have a go-to debate point over anyone you have on your show. Yeah. He says he could beat them in a street fight. He's like, dude, I don't know when I get on top of you. Street fight. But if it's a street fight, though, it's like, what's the difference? I'll just grab you up. Yeah. I'll grab you. Is that really what he looks like? I think so. Yeah. That's insane. I mean, steroids to the gills. He's that what do you mean? He's a natty god. Don't disrespect him. I got so annoyed at people taking Jonah Hill seriously this week when Jonah Hill was like, I'll beat like, I'd love to grapple with one of my fans and I'd love to see him in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and take him down. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What people were mad that he said that. But I think he's joking. I think he's clearly joking. Does he do Jiu Jitsu? I guess. I'll be honest. I don't really know. I didn't watch the full clip, but I saw the part of him saying he doesn't want to be thought of as the fat guy from super bad, which is like, dude, like you got to stop bringing that up. Like people are going to keep thinking about that if every interview you do is about that. Honestly, I what did he say that or was that the caption of the video? That's a great question. Great question. Because I saw this and I thought it was the caption and then I watched it. And he was like, it's so funny that everyone thinks I'm just the fat guy from super bad when actually I could beat them up, which isn't him being like, I'm sick and tired of people thinking I'm the fat guy from super bad. Yeah. Yeah. But he has kind of been like that in the past. How do you know? Oh, yeah. His weight is like his main thing. Like he does not want anyone. I mean, in his defense, though, people did treat him like shit when he was fat. I like Jonah Hill. I'll always like Jonah Hill. I don't even think of him as the fat guy from super bad either. No, that's the thing. I think of him as the fat guy from Moneyball. Yeah, he's so good in Moneyball. But he doesn't even that role. Like he didn't even need to be fat in that role. It just happened to be fat. Yeah. He's not fat. I also don't think of him as a fat anything. But I think I thought that I read this as he's making fun of people like podcasters for always talking about like being sick at Jiu Jitsu, which would be funny. That would be funny if that was the case. Maybe he was being serious though. There was this guy who used to open for me here and there from DC and he did Jiu Jitsu. He was a big guy played quarterback in college. I mean, he's like six, five. I can't I don't know why I can't remember his name. And I was talking to him about it one night before a show. And he was like, yeah, we we roll. That's what they call it. Oh, yeah, of course. We're roll. Yeah, rolling on the mats or whatever. And I was like, dude, do you ever like just get hurt? He's like every single time. Oh, yeah. And I was like, that sounds like fucking hell. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's so popular though. It is, but I just know for especially for like famous people for some reason. Bro, you're talking about like an exercise experience that basically 100% of the time leaves you with a nagging injury and a different one every time. I mean, maybe that's why they like it. They're just like fucked up in the head. And today, Tony accidentally swung his elbow and smashed me in the fucking temple. I've had a ringing in my ears ever since they're trying to hurt each other too. It's not even accidental. They're like digging their chin in between your ribs, like trying to fucking like, I mean, I thought Jiu Jitsu was like all like technique. It is tech, right? But still, but I would imagine that the people who aren't good have less control over their tech. That's, yeah. Apparently that's where all the injuries happen. Correct. Just the less, the less good people. It's like a hazard. Like there'll be people like trying to get involved. And they're like, no, you're not ready for this gym. Have you seen those videos? People get like denied from the gym. No, I haven't seen this gym's not for you. You're not ready yet. I have never seen Zuckerberg walking around with the full leg brace though. So maybe he knows how to do it. Maybe he knows the thing or two. I don't. Is he a Jiu Jitsu guy? Or is it just all martial arts, bro? Of course he's Jiu Jitsu. No one's really doing karate these days, are they? What happened to karate? The fuck happened with karate. You laughed at if you did karate. No one does it because you at least have to do like judo or some shit. Do you think the karate kid remake ruined karate forever? No, I think that MMA ruined karate. There's never been like a fucking white heavyweight champion whose main strength was karate. Yeah, it's probably true. I don't know though. Why did Karate have such a moment in like the 80s? Karate like Bruce, was it passing like Bruce Lee? Was that was was Karate Bruce Lee's thing? Or was it Taekwondo? I think that was being water. I think his thing was just being water. I mean, the karate kid was a pretty kung fu kung fu kung fu Korean Karate. Yeah. You know, I used to think like learning some self-defense stuff was an important thing to have, right? And I went to I've been I've done some boxing classes. I've done I did a Krav Maga class a couple times. What the fuck is Krav Maga? Street fighting. Oh hell yeah. So it breakdowns street fighting for me. Street fighting like in Krav Maga, Like you you have a guy come at you with a fake knife. Oh shit. I thought that was a keto That's Krav Maghaw. Krav really? I thought Krav Maghaw was break dance fighting. I did two of the classes. So like you like you have to like disarm people. It's not break dance fighting. It's basically like a guy comes at you and you know you learn how to not let him fuck you in an alley. Yeah, but like okay take his dick you twist it around. If you get stabbed and you took that class can you sue? Can you be like, okay, yo, I've used your technique. It doesn't work. See this? The knife went straight through my hand. I want my I want 10 free classes. Oh yeah. No, do you? I did that. Those classes and what I've learned in life is that it's just way more effective to have an incredibly powerful lawyer. Oh yeah definitely. Or just also have a weapon. Just be like, oh you you're gonna stab me? Yeah. You're gonna brew I'm gonna ruin your life. But what if they kill you? Well, then you probably can't call your lawyer. No, manslaughter though. Yeah, but they don't know that like they don't care if you're a live or dead. If the lawyers coming after you no matter what like you may kill me, you can't kill my lawyer. My lawyers will fucking haunt you. I feel like they can. They can kill the lawyer too. I definitely thought when I was younger that I was going to face violent threats from there you wells on a far more regular basis. Constantly. Moving to a city for the first time. Yeah, I was like, I was just waiting to get jumped. I know. I thought that was just like a regular occurrence. I thought I thought I thought I was going to be a victim of the knockout game. Yeah. I forgot about that. We're someone with just all of a sudden I'd wake up and a bush and be like, what the fuck happened? 17 hoodlums of, you know, come up behind me and knock me out. Yeah, why don't people play that anymore? I don't know. No one plays that now. They used to be such a popular game. What a relief. Yeah, that they moved on to Fortnite. They found that that was not nice. Yeah, that or like that you would wind up in an alley. Like you'd get chased into an alley that didn't have any like exit. And there's really, there's like not even any alleys. There's no, there's no dead end alleys in New York. It's like a couple of any alleys that have like beautiful houses that line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every single one of which has a fucking ring camera on the doorstep. How are you getting chased into a carriage house alley? Floch cameras. Yeah. For as I can tell, the only city that actually has alleys is Gotham. Yeah. Yeah. Chicago's got alleys. And I will say I did. I was once in a situation in Chicago where I was pretty certain I was going to get jumped and I ran. Took off headed for the hills. What? Yeah. Where? Like close to late. Oh, somewhere in Lincoln Park. I don't remember exactly where I was. But I remember I was with two of my friends and we were walking down the street and there was this dude that was like standing and he was like, do you guys know how to get to the subway? Super sketchy guy. He's like, do you know how to get to the train from here? And I was like, yeah, it's just like right there, like right down the street. He was in front of us. And then he just walked right by the street that I told him to go down. And then he was walking in front of us and he started getting like going super slow. Like I think he was waiting for us to pass and then strike. So then I cross the street, crosses the street too. And then I'm gone. Yeah, you're gone. Yeah. All three of you. Oh, yeah. One time I think I led the George. Who ran first? How you did? Yeah. And they started running behind. Yeah. I think I said, like, let's run. There was like, because there was like a bar at the end of the, at the end of the street. So I was like, oh, yeah. I'd rather run in that guy. I'd be like, wow, those people are racist than the other way around. He was black. He was black. Yes. Yeah. Doesn't that have anything to do with it? Absolutely. Now, now I'm kidding. That was scary. Ronin Chicago executed one of the most amazing moves I've ever seen when we were facing peril, which is that when we were shooting, uh, surviving bar stool, the first, the one I was in. Yeah. Season four, whatever season. Yeah. The, we were sitting outside of the office just on the steps, one night, and a group of three guys with, uh, balla clavus, box chisces. Yeah. They were all eating baklava. I would always get the mask confused with the Turkish. Yeah. They were coming up with a tray of baklava. Yeah. And we were like, why? They were all wearing them. Well, the kids are calling them chisces these days. Okay. That's fine. Band in Philadelphia. Are they? Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. That feels racist. Well, it's because the people in Philly keep backing up in their chisces. I'm sure people are still having a fun time with chisces. True, probably. Um, well, we were sitting there and three guys wearing chisces came up. And I'm sitting and I'm, I'm not paying attention. I don't even see them coming. And Ron just quietly taps me on the shoulder. He goes, maybe we should get inside. Is that what you said? Yeah. But I moved. I moved. He did it so like in such a non racist way. It was like every part of his, uh, culturalization from his life in battle rap, everything was like, I'm going to like, who wants to be a million? Yeah, it was like a slumdog millionaire. I'm going to all let up to that moment. Correct. He, he, I'm going to deliver warning. That's like such in Tendukar. That is not, uh-oh. Look out. We need to go. Yeah. It's, we might want to like, yeah, no, let's get about around as how comfortable he is around minorities. What did you say? Do you remember the words you said? Uh, I think it was something like what you said. But I think it was more than three guys. I think there were five and they came, they were, they were walked really close to the wall when they bent the corner and we weren't ran aside and they're like, we ain't on none. Oh, that means they're on some. They were like, they were like, we're not like that. We're not like, they were like, we're not like that. We don't do those types of things. And the one guy was like, we students. Yes, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't use the verb. I would have popped my head. I mean, like that does nothing for me. Yeah. It's five dudes wearing a mask in the middle of the night. Yeah. We were outside drinking wine. They would have had, they would have carved you guys up. Yeah. Just played around with you. Yeah. I had the break. They were going to make his dance. You guys sitting outside drinking wine. They're going to make a strip. Yeah. That was a, there was another time when we were walking through Chicago and a guy tried to like corner us. We were, it might have been right around then. And he like tried to like, he was like asking us like, what time it was or something like that? And we like had to, was that when I was, was you mean, Rico? I know it was a time. It was before then, but you mean you, Rico and I had a fucking, I've had some good nights in Chicago. One of the best was with the two of you, which one? One where we went to that nice restaurant. The one when you were told it's by your divorce. No, no, that was another nice restaurant. That was not a nice time. That was a way worse. That restaurant was great. What do you mean? Duck, duck goat. Yeah, that place was fire. Okay, well, I'm glad you had such a good time. Chili noodles were incredible. The chili pepped chili powder noodles. What were they called? Yeah. There was like, they had some duck dish, like a lamb. I mean, I'm going to be honest, that was, that food was way better than the food that we had at the fucking Spanish place. Game of Thrones place we went to. It's all, yeah. It was grease here. Wasn't even close. It was, I mean, it's hard to compare. It's two completely different types of food. That you, that what you're, that's a very Larry David type thing that you're describing is that like, I gathered you to for a dinner to tell you this big announcement of a tragic thing in my life. And the only thing that you remembered was the quality of the spice. I remember everything from the dinner. And I've made it clear before I knew for three weeks before you told, you was like, Humph Stover's noodles being like, what is your, so I was kind of just let me tell you about this. I was letting Ron catch up while I checked into my hotel and ate my food and complained about your hotel. Yes, still a very bad. Loaded the noodles. Yeah, four seasons, Rich Carlton, Citizen M. I mean, what is that? It's fucking nuts. Certainly not. But anyway, I like the, I like the Citizen M. I found that out that weekend. Yeah, you don't. Yeah, no, it's nice. It's tight. It feels like you're, you've built yourself into a PC. Yeah, exactly. It feels like you're in a massive PC. I am the graphics card. Can you believe you fucking built a PC for content? Did you finish it? Does it work? Yeah, it's done. Did you do the whole thing on camera? Yeah, yeah. And did you do it with instructional videos and stuff like that? Yeah, I mean, they all, every part comes with like a big packet of instructions and stuff. 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I think that he's right that if you were obsessed with computers, like you would put it together like an espresso. Yeah, it's literally different than that. Like a piece of furniture or like. I can't do that shit. I couldn't. If I went to your apartment and tried to make an espresso, I would not be able to figure out. You could learn how to make the espresso the way that I make it in far less time than it would take me to learn how to make a computer the way you do. Yeah, but you may affect the craft every day. Oh, you'll never touch that computer again. Well, no, but it's just once it's built, that's all the work. Yeah, it's like you're you're doing a long process of honing perfection. And he just had to go through it once and he's done. I also played a game. There's also a game called PC building simulator that I've played. And that kind of you know, makes you more familiar with everything. It's what you work in like a build that you work in like a PC fact or like a store. And you and you get like orders and you have to fulfill the orders. Oh my god. I think I played it for like an hour. And then I was like, that's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, it was a lot. That's brutal. Who's that for people that I mean, it's it's not really something that you can just do whenever you want to do it. How many like people play a game like that? Like a super niche like the game where you could be a bus driver. Yeah, there's like truck drivers. Like how many people play shit like that? It depends on the game. Like those games their their lifespan is usually pretty quick. But like some of them will catch catch on and like millions of people will be playing like that one of you seen the one of the hide and seek. Can you like paint yourself like that's like that's like a very like probably didn't really take much to make it. And it's like kind of like a I don't know what do they call it. They call it a is it an indie game or I don't know, but like that there's definitely like millions of people that were playing that at the time. I'm sure it's gone down. It looks like fun. It looks fun to spot. Have you seen that Francis? No, you're like a little you're like a guy and it's like you play hide and seek, but you have time to like paint yourself into like the wall. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So like some people will do it and like I mean they'll go crazy. And like they'll paint like the whole thing so it completely matches. It's it'll make you into like a security camera. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you could do anything with it. Wow. It's a pretty fun idea. I've never played it. But if you were just painting yourself as security cameras, you would build your own PC. Are you guys talking about real life? Come again. We're talking about like a maze or something and paint themselves into the wall. No, no. It like, but there are videos of that too where it's like the eight eight special forces people like tried to go on a hide and seek mission. I think they pop off in like yeah, this is a Japan and Korean stuff. What happens in the US? So like you start like that and then you're in there's a don't there's a bunch of different like maps too. So like people like this one's in a museum. Like people will paint themselves into the into the photo. Oh, cool. It's pretty cool actually. So now he's against the wall. And then people come in with guns and they try to shoot you trying to find him. He just went pure black. Well, I mean, I think this is just kind of a sped up demonstration. I don't care. All right. Well, say that before we start explaining the entire thing. I thought maybe you had something. I thought maybe you had. I don't really care either. I've never played the game. I'm trying to explain a game that I've never played. I think I did a decent job hide and seek, but you paint yourself at the end. Uh, I think that that me saying that is indicative of where I'm at right now. You asked me about where I'm at. I'm in a place. I'm in the deepest place of indifference in my life that I've been in many years really. That's actually a desirable trait. That's not shalant's difference is a gift. Yeah. Not shalant is the best trait that is going to not nonchalant. It is just pure checked outedness shalant checked outedness. Yeah. But you are shalant, but you you just are. Oh, I don't even think I wouldn't there. I wouldn't call myself shalant. So then that would mean you're nonchalant. Well, there is no shalants that can be applied in one way or the other because I'm just how is that possible? Because nonchalant means like low key. Yeah. So you're mid shalant. I'm talathy shalamant. Got it. Okay. Now I understand now. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. You're in a nice you're in a sweet spot. You're in purgatory. I don't know, man. Wherever I'm at, I was driving back today. And I mean, really, the only thing that I care about is this podcast. Well, that's fine because it's doing great. Yeah. But it did cool off. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. We're all fucked if that happens. Like if we don't keep, if this is all I've got, really, is what I'm trying to say. But that's not true. I think you're just you're just in the it's the summer. It's August. Yeah. It's been a long year. We're getting ready for the invitational. All three of us. And I think our games, our games, not where it needs to be, but we're going to be, we're going to have it there. We're going to have it there when the time comes. Do you have any like tape that you could send to me and I could kind of just comb through it and see if I can find any glaring issues? It's all mental. It's what you said. I swing well when I'm chalant. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to get upstate for a little bit. Yeah. You're going to have to be as coach. I'm going to have to get on that couch for a couple of weeks at least. You're going to have to go to his boys house. Yeah. I got to get inside your brain. I think what I need. I thought about going home to Maine and just spending time with my family. That's what we need. Thought about it. But is that a distraction? Yeah. I don't know. I that's where I'm like, should I prepare or not? Should I continue to prepare all the way to the end? Because at this point, it feels like cramming. No, no, no, it's not cramming, but don't overdo it than it's cramming. Like how much have we played this week? What are we at? How many holes? More than I played 27 on so you're over 27 Friday, 18 Saturday, 18 Sunday. You're over training. I'm limiting you to nine holes a day. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, you're overdoing it. You're overanalyzing your swing probably trying to overcorrect stuff. You just got to go back to a simple nine and and cool it. But and the other question is like, are you coming enough? Exactly. That was where I was going. Tons. So you are coming a lot. More than I should be. Okay. So let's pull back a little bit. I think we've already kind of grabbed the code. Yeah. Golf less, come less. All you're doing is golfing and coming. You're in this loop of golf and how are you expecting to and you have no rest? You're expecting to improve. You're in the vortex of nutting and swinging and putting not golfing or coming. And when you're not coming, you're golfing. It needs to be a French. French is lost in there. We don't know where you are compared to those two things. A full Reese. I would give a couple like two day come golf detox where you don't touch your dick or a wood. Yeah, I think that's smart or a wood. When what is the loop. So we're recording today. We're recording tomorrow. Are you going back up state tomorrow? Probably on Wednesday. Wednesday. I have to shoot something tomorrow. And what is our, what's this go off tomorrow? And how many holes? I think 18. Call off the shoot. Tell Trent. Yeah, they can wait shooting with page spirit neck. Oh, bury in the hatchet. Yeah, I would say the hatchet's buried. We'll see. Really? Yeah, she had nice things to say to me about me on the, when she showed with Frankie in them. What'd she say? Frankie also said something really nice, meant a lot to me. What do you say? And what did she say? She said, well, he, he asked her like how she handled the whole, you know, backlash of the internet, invetational stuff. And she was like, it was tough. But, you know, she said she was getting 10,000 death threats a day. Holy shit. That's more than like the president. I said bin Laden. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, those are bin Laden numbers. Yeah. That's an insane amount of death, like legitimate death threats. 10,000 a day. Holy. And that's not, and there's probably more people who are just wishing violence. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Cause she's not, she's not including them. And then there's a bunch of people who like have the wrong address. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And they're probably through probably like that's probably like 30, 30, to 40,000. Yeah. And then there's may even be some positivity among there. But probably not. Well, the point is that, you know, as soon as I finished sending my death threat to her and was like, I just want you to know, like, you'll be fine, whatever. And we talked. And I was just, cause I, I did feel partially responsible. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was the one that called her out, called it all out. And anyway, the point is that she on, with Frankie was like, you know, Francis has been great. He reached out and was, was great. And Frankie was, Frankie responded. Yeah. He's so thoughtful about that kind of stuff, which is so nice. What a nice thing to say. That is nice. I like it that he thinks I'm a thoughtful person. I guess you cut you are. I mean, you are with, I get, yeah, that's specifically. I didn't move. Told me that you called him. Give him some good advice. You did. Yeah. I like to help people when, when they're back there, when they're fucking in the shit. Because I've been in the shit. Yeah. And I came out of it. Yeah. And so I can tell people when you are in the shit that you will get out of it. Yeah. It'll, it'll stop. That's what you said to MOOC. What would you say to MOOC verbatim? What did I say to MOOC? I called MOOC and I was like, boy, the people's champ, you know, I was like, it's our hero. It's our guy. You know, but he was like, man, I just feel like, you know, it's, he was really stressed. You just get so stressed about it. And you think the world is kind of like caving in and watching you and everybody. Yeah. I mean, that's how it feels for sure. Yeah. When you're in the, when you're in the trenches. Yeah. And so how'd you tell them to dig out of the trenches? You gave them the spade and said fucking, I said, be funny. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. I said, whatever you do, just try to be funny about it. Don't like because that's the skill you have. And it's, it's, it will, it will age better if you try to assign humor to whatever messaging you are. You're trying to get out there. You're so good with that kind of stuff. Thoughtful God. I mean, no, that is truly good at it too. I didn't. You've given me more advice in my career than like my manager. That's not true. That can't be true at all. It is definitely true. I was given Austin amazing advice. I was like, go at MOOC. I was like, get, get, get, get Kelly Keith. You're on the other end of the call. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I try to think of Ron's ever doing me good advice. I can think of a couple of times where he gave me bad advice. I give, and I'm for French can too. I give broad a raise of advice. Yeah. Ron told me to go in and be like pounding on the table. I walked in and it just immediately. I was like, this table will never be pounded. Right. So you didn't do the advice. And then I, I, well, you told me how much to ask for. And then the big Dave's words. It was the most delusional asked. He's heard, he's asked he's heard in 20 years. But he also said that you were getting less views than average Jordan Woodruff TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which ended up not being true. He had the numbers wrong, but it didn't matter at the end of the day. What happens when you lock 18 coworkers in an office for one week to compete for a quarter million dollars of cash? This is surviving bar stool season five presented by rumble premium, where each episode releases three hours early. So get it out of free before anybody else only when you join rumble premium. New episodes of surviving bar stool will be released every Sunday and Wednesday, leading up to the Labor Day finale on September 7th. You can watch surviving bar stool at 5 p.m. on rumble premium and everywhere else at 8 p.m. Eastern. Right. Exactly. So if you had pounded the table and came in with the right numbers, I also told you to come prepared with a stack of information. I said, drown him in information. I had to pull up the oozey of fucking fat. Yeah. I had a whole like power point and shit. Just never even never even turned the laptop around. Did you know that in 1941, Japan, yeah, just totally declared war. Just random facts, loose information around told me to just bring any info. Honestly, that is the average kangaroo. That's an adult male. It's a classic debate. I mean, it's a debate tactic. You give the person more stuff than they have a chance to answer. And like, even if they like robot, like four out of eight things, you're just like, well, what about these four things? You couldn't have any answer for that. That's true. That's a strategy. I do like that. You got to drown his ass. I watched movie arrivals last night. Oh, what do you think? Spectacular. Really? I love that. I love them. I've seen it before once before Amy Adam. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen it. I had a hard time. It's confusing. Like following it. It's confusing. But I've also I've only seen it once. Maybe I got to watch it. The second time watching it is way is way better because you get the time line of it. Yeah. And you know that the spoiler alert flash forward 30 seconds, if you're listening, you understand that all of her flashbacks are flash forwards. Okay. So I don't I don't think I ever picked up on that the first time I watched it. She's seen her future. Yeah. She's learned ultimately she's learned the language of the aliens, aliens, which unravels basically time. Yeah. You can read it forward to backward to backward. Yeah. I remember I remember the ending part. But yeah, I got to rewatch that. I watched that with my mom and I feel like we were looking we wanted to watch like a sci fi movie. And then I feel like that was like not what we were looking for. Oh, it's that's surprising. I mean, it's a good. It's it's not like a scary sci fi movie. Yeah. And it's a thought for a beautiful movie. Oh, okay. I thought it was really good. And then this this week after I got back from the hospital, I nodded out to the slapstick, the slapstick version of arrivals project Hail Mary. Oh, yeah, I watched it course. Yeah. It's like it's like goofy arrival. I liked it though. Yeah. I thought it was solid. It's like it's like a pretty similar. I saw that with MOOC in theaters. Yeah. You did. And that's so funny. And he was tweeting the whole time about Austin. Yeah. He's not. Did he did he did he get scared? No. We both we both got emotional. Oh, wow. That's a pretty about the relationship that Ryan what's his face? Did you guys have a seat in between you at least? No. No, we didn't. Yikes. But it wasn't they were live flat seats. So we were we had we had plenty of room. We were fine. You guys were laying down next to each other. There was no touching. Was there a barrier between you guys? Or did you guys get like the we each had our own arm rest? The love seat. Yeah. And I'm trying to think MOOC because we got the extra premium tickets. I've talked about this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, on the way home, he filled up with more food. Remember when we saw Predator with him? Or was it Predator or was it alien? Alien something was so bad. Oh, I thought the movie was great. Okay. I didn't mind it. We enjoyed it. What the hell is that? Trying to tarnish our memories. We had a great time watching that. It's not it's not a phenomenal movie. I didn't think it was very good. I thought it was decent. MOOC was terrified. Like jumping out of his seat scare. I was like bro, like what what has happened that has scared you at all in this? So fucking lazy. Yeah. He's with a bad guy, bad fucking guy. Harry, are you telling me that if I just stop smoking weed I'll find motivation again. Is it that simple? Yeah. I think you got to smoke a lot of weed for a long time and then stop. I don't think you're smoking enough weed for it to really alter your motivation. No, I'm sort of stuck in the middle ground. Yeah. So you kind of got to go all the way or none at all. You haven't hit rock bottom. Yeah. I'm doing it in moderation and that's hurting me. I mean, no, I think you're doing into moderation. So it's not hurting you. I think unfortunately this is just your reality. You're absolutely right. And you're laughing and it sucks because how true it is. This is one of those truths that like really sucks because I'm really fucking stuck right now. I don't want to do anything. It's it's August. I'm dude, shut up about August. I can work throughout the fucking year. We're not teachers. All right. I'm not expecting to have some time off. right now. I just am not willing. I don't think anyone ever fully loses the idea of like feeling like you should have time off in the summer. Like although no one does after you know high school or college, but like it's still feel like when you're working in the summer it sometimes it feels like something's missing. You're like why the fuck am I like I'm supposed to be playing with my toys at home right now? Why am I podcasting? I should be with my Tonka trucks. Yeah. I saw a tweet yesterday. Someone said like no one actually likes summer. It's hot and it's humid, but it's the only time that like anyone has ever experienced like full freedom with like nothing to do because when you're a kid you have nothing to do in the summer. Yeah. Dude, my parents they just built up this is going to this is my this is my come back to the golf game. They just built a pool. Yeah, get it out. Okay, so I mean we lived on our at our home in Maine for what 34 years now and my whole life we'd never had a pool. We you know, well beautifully we lived on the ocean, but it was ocean that came in over the mud flats. The water was never more than five feet deep. Yeah. And you'd have this tiny window of high tide during which we could theoretically jump off the dock. And again, by the way, that's only like the second half of July and August as far as the entire year goes in Maine. Not to mention you go down there to swim. You got horse flies the size of fucking bats fighting chunks like drawing blood. Those things are fucking pain. And the only way to escape and it's going to water in the second you come out of the water. They land on your fucking face and they bite you in your face. Just misery. It's swimming. I don't know. Wasn't great where we lives. And then they wait till we've been away from the house, my whole life, all this. And now my sister has kids. So they build a pool. My sister's up there. I think my parents are doing everything they can to entice me to give up and move back home. Oh, I mean, that's not unlikely. I'm sure your parents would love for you to move home. This wouldn't be it's not your typical like I move back in with my sister. What's going on out there? Also chatter. It's got to be a PS that I think yes, I think yes, yes, it's a nap. Yeah. I fucked it up. It wasn't worth it. It was going to be funny. And then I fucked it up. I'm going to continue. I apologize. There should be a party word. I apologize. I apologize. It was always hey, it was a swing in a mess. It happens. You're up. You're up. I'm not, I don't need to be getting the box. No, I want to hear more. I'm quite down. I was I was mad because they were disrupting the story. And then I that's okay. I don't mind. I was just going to say though that like I think that when you I used to have this stigma about people that like moved back in with their parents. Remember? Yeah. That was always seen as like a you're giving up. Yeah. Or like like you tell yourself it's a reset. But it's like you hear them moving back in with their parents. Yeah, move back home. What would you be living at home? Would you ever move just just move to Maine? Or would you want to move in with your parents? I think I would I think I would move into the poolhouse now. Wow. It's not a bad idea. Well, I think that I've tried enough that I've proven it doesn't work. No, this is I actually there's a really bad. I think we've gotten we've gotten to this point where like there's just no more there's no more point to try. You can't live in the pool house. Why not? Living in the pool. How I promise you you think you're at like rock bottom living in the pool house will be rock bottom. It can be a poolhouse guy in the summer. And then in the winter when they go to Florida, I'll be a snow bird with them. This is bad. And I'll live in I don't even like this idea. And they don't have a pool in in Florida, but they do have the ocean. You're going to be walking through the dew grass every morning to go get a cup of coffee and from the main house. I'm one of my two extremely expensive machines up to the pool house. They have an outlet there. Yeah, but you're going to be like having white negroni's at nine in the morning with like your bathrobe open making some waffles that are like starting and then like banging some 58 year old neighborhood. Yeah, or like a Hispanic. Yeah, that might be what happens. Housekeeper from a walk or something. She's got like three teenage 18 19 year old boys. That's my mom's boyfriend. He's 37 apparently he was a comedian at one time. Now he lives in the pool. Now he lives in his parents pool house. I hate him. Francis. Hey, Francis. You can call me dead. What's wrong with these kids, man? You got to sweep these kids into shape, bitching at her about them. Well, you love a depraved. I'm giving her sons shit for living at home still. You guys don't know anything about why don't you guys have a job? Why don't you have a job? I did already. It didn't work. It's time to move out kids. I'm an iron downsizing. I think moving to Maine would be great, but I don't think moving into the pool house would be good. Well, can we see a ring of a pool house? Yeah, I'll show you a photo of the pool house. Are we talking to 650 square feet? Let me look here. I don't know. It's not big. I mean, but there's a toilet, a shower, and a kitchenette. I think you fit the nail on the head. It's a condo. You'd be staying in a condo pretty much. Is that stew's pool house? It kind of looks like it. That's the pool house. And you can go to the right. I mean, it's fucking sick. Oh, it turns out building a pool in Maine is not as expensive as you were thought, by the way. It's really not that bad. It's one. Isn't that sick? It's sick. This would be dark. This would be bad. I get to wake up every morning for like seven weeks of the year and walk straight out the door into the pool. And then what happens when it's 10 degrees outside? It's skate. I skate across the pool. Small pond hockey. Cold punch. Invite my girlfriend's kids over to play with me. All the neighborhood kids playing on. You guys are laughing at this. I'm not not serious. I think it looks like living at a resort. It looks like you're living at an O'Bare's property. That's why I think it'll get dark. I think it would be sick for like, you know, maybe two weeks. And then that week, three, you'd be like, oh. Do my parents built this because they were like, we want to have a place that you and your family are going to want to come visit. And I'm like, you are my family. I must visit you. I don't have a family. I have nobody. I mean, I don't even think my sperm works anymore. Oh, man. That's not true. Come on. Yeah. That's what I've been saying. Come on. You got to be putting it. You have to maybe run it through a round of tests. No, no, I did all that. It worked fine. But I've done what's your problem? You're riding a lot of city bikes. Yeah, those, the, the electric ones have bumpy. They have hot seats too. Yeah. Just cook it. It's like putting it on your nuts on a George form. You got to stand up. You got to know right when you got to stand up before the bumps, before the bumps. If you don't stand before those bumps, it you're fucked. Yeah. You know what I'm talking, like you ever almost, you almost get hit one of them and you pop up at the last minute and you're like, thank God. Yeah. That would have gone too bad. That one felt that one. I could feel that one in the arms. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Francis ride standing up. Francis is a great rider. I'm going to ride standing up the whole way. No, no, no, no. They'll do a business then. I'll do some. Why do I feel like my entire youth like everyone rode standing up only? Because you, it was cool. The bike was too small. The seat was all the way down all the far as far as possible. Yeah, that is everyone thought it was cool that way. It was, but it kind of was. It was cool. It's like Latinos were doing it. You know, yeah, you're riding like this and then hitting that and then you get to hit that pause. I mean, once you got the momentum going, you're on a standing. It's great. You have better leverage if you're standing up. You can pump up a hill if you're really standing. Have you ever gone up, have you ever done like one of those bikes like an actual like street bike where you go up and you're out, you go on like gear one and you just got to like fucking fly, but you're barely moving. You're going like a one mile per hour. That's how I used to be on the city bikes going over the bridge before I switched to electric. Yeah. Like you're doing, you, it probably takes 1,000 pumps to get up the. Definitely. You didn't all. You didn't ride those every day to work. I wrote them home from work every day during COVID. You wrote analog bikes home from work every day. I wouldn't even classify those as analog roads. That must have been that's crazy. You're like supposed to be on fire. I used to do that. Right. I've said this before. I used to ride home from the Jane Hotel at 3 a.m. Shed faced to punish myself. But we said it all out. Would you guys like those bikes are significantly slower than like a regular bike? Oh, yeah. Like that's like that's like like the elliptical. So we didn't have a faster speed. Yeah. Yeah. But like you ride one of those bikes and like you see someone on a regular bike go by the regular like a regular street bike goes the same speed as like one of the ebikes. Sometimes if you're a good rider, I don't know. It's like street bikes fly street bikes with the thin wheel. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Probably faster. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. But those again. I mean, to the last time I tried to ride one of those, I just got off of it immediately. - 'Cause you're like, "Is this broken?" - Yeah. - You can't even get momentum to start it. - No. - Did you guys see the, the bro, and it's only funny 'cause he lived. - The guy jumping off. - Yeah, so that-- - Broken bridge. - Late last night, right before I went to bed, and I was like, "I wish I did not see that." - He lived. - He lived. - He was in like, stable condition, not even critical condition at the hospital. - Why didn't he jump off? He was trying to kill himself. - I think he was at Uber each driver, and he got ass naked, and he jumped off. - Yeah, that was like pretty dark. - You thought so? - Yeah. - He lived. - He jumped off. He tried to use the fucking Uber Eats bag as like a parachute. - Yeah, so he was trying to parachute. He had a plan. - I don't know. - That whole thing just maybe like, these guys must all just be so miserable. - Oh, I think a lot of them are having a decent time. - You so what do you think he didn't think he was like fucked up? - They're all unhappy. - No one's having a good time. - I mean, I always, whenever I see them in the elevator, my building, I just tell them I'm like, keep going. - Hang in there. - Yeah, you're almost there. - Did they bring a straw? - And they're like, they're like, I know, I'm okay. And I'm like, no, I just mean it's two more floors. (laughing) - We're not high. - You actually take the stairs, actually. - Yeah. - And you got this, hang in there. - No, it happens though. We're the now and after. (laughing) - I ordered a Coke's Euro, this is a Diet Coke. - So now, I'm gonna get a full refund. - And you're gonna get fired. (laughing) You're gonna get sent back. Maybe that's what happened. Somebody like said, they said the order didn't get there. - Yeah, probably. - I took a big jar of it. - That shit's fucked, bro. When people scamming them, it's like, the guy's already making no money and now you're gonna accuse him of stealing. (laughing) You gotta be evil to be mine. - The consequences are dire for that. - Yeah. Like, you're gonna get this guy fired because you didn't wanna pay $10 for your Popeye sandwich. (laughing) - Yeah, I think someone here used to do that all the time. I don't even know if I want to say it. I don't want to say who, because that's a nasty move. - I think a lot of people used to do that right when it was like first hit in the scene, you know? I feel like that Uber eats and do it. - Well, we have domestic delivery. - Yeah, exactly, but now we have imports. - It's gotten depressing. Like, it went from being like, this is crazy. I can order, I can have Chick-fil-A here in 10 minutes. To now, you're like, why is that that I can have Chick-fil-A here in 10 minutes? - Were they already, are they making it on the way? - Yeah, did they already have it and they're coming? - Yeah. - Like, it's like dim sum throughout the city where there's just someone riding around with Chick-fil-A all the time. - It really feels bad. - You just being it and they'll drop it off. Like, these three predictable Chick-fil-A orders? - Dude, that dude jumping off the bridge is the equivalent of the horses in Central Park collapsing. - Oh yeah, yeah. - It's like, oh, everyone thought it was this romantic cute New York thing. It's like, no, those horses are being worked to death. - Yeah. You're torturing them. - Yeah, now, every 100 pound lady on the fucking back of it. - Yeah. Next thing you know, like, people are gonna be protesting on behalf of door dash cyclists and stuff like that. - You know what, the biggest down fault, the biggest problem for the door dash guys and the Uber Eats guys is that they'll never have the support of the bikers because the way they ride, it's not ethical. - They are unethical riders. - They suit their ships up. They're going four and five in a lane and they both have their legs over one side. Like, they're riding side-side along. - Like, they're dainty women and Victorian England. - Like, you wanna feel like I do feel bad for them and I wish they had better circumstances, but when you're riding down the street, like, those guys are a problem. - Some gay-ass pussy politician got like, like, $100 million in-- - It's because I was over on, right? - What was it? 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See terms at casino.draftkings.com/promos and it's July 22nd at 11.59 p.m. Eastern time. - Do you know what just occurred to me? - I think the reason that I don't want to work hard anymore is because I stopped spending money. - There's nothing to it. - Oh, you're not earning something. - Nothing to work towards. - I don't need to make money. - I see. - I used to spend so much that I had to work hard. - I think it's time for a big purchase. I think I need to get back into the spending game. - Yeah, I think that's a good idea. I think that's also like, you don't want to make any drastic changes in your life right before this tournament, you know? - Oh no. - So it's like if you've been seriously dramatic changes. - No, no, no. Because if you've been spending, it's like just spend and then we'll figure it out after the tournament. - I think it's the opposite. I think that you need to make a spending so big. - I have to win the tournament to get me out of the game. - You have to like, happy Gilmore himself. - Completely great. - It's where it's like, I need to win this for my grandmom's soul. - I need to make a party in bargain. - I want to be standing over a put on 18 and being like, oh my God, I bought a house in fucking St. Bartz. - Yeah, Cash, or yeah, you need like a menacing Italian mobster like cracking his knuckles at you. You've got to make this possible. - Yeah, but I don't make a dance. - Like you need like a non-catchy situation. - Yeah, exactly. That's the only way you make it out of this. - Right. - Fuck. - So what did you get? A yacht. - Well, there's a lot of things I can think of. - Yacht would be sick. - A yacht would be amazing. It's like, I bought this yacht, Cash. - Art. - Art. - I like art. And you know, there's art that-- - You can round down. (laughing) - Right, okay. - We could never go, we could never spend a day on your art. (laughing) - What if we just did like net jets subscription, right? I joined a private jet service. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anytime that we travel from this point forward, we're flying private. - So does that subscription charge you even if you don't use it? - Well, yeah, I think you pay a yearly fee to be a member. - $10. - I don't know, it's not that much. And then each hour of, or yeah, hour of flight that you do, you know, you, you have to buy a certain number of hours and you either use them or lose them. And then I think there's like a fuel cost on top of that, probably something like that. But it's expensive. - I mean, I think-- - Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. - I think we do that. - Yeah. - And honestly, I think showing up to the invitational in a private jet is the all-time tone setter. - Absolutely. - Yeah. - You're already spending the money. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. - Right. - Yeah. (laughing) - You guys see that? That's my winning, right there. - So this year's winnings, boys. - Yeah. - You're winning up for, who's flying home on American in second place? (laughing) I didn't see any other jets out on the tarmac there. - Look, Dave, just me and you. - Oh no. - Only two guys with planes. - One of my winners. (laughing) - Let's say pinks, Dave. (laughing) - I think that's a great idea. I think that's our best bet. - I think I build a second pool house at my parents' home - Finance it. - So that I can alternate between the two. - And you're gonna have to get like a little bit of like a landing strip as well for your plan. - Sure. That's big. - It's big, but it shows confidence. (laughing) - What does the private plane cost to buy out right? 10 mil. - Eight. - If I had to guess, there's a range. - There's a big range, there's a big range. - You don't want a little, you don't want a two-seater. You want something that somebody else is gonna have to fly. - I think they're like 30. - Million? - Yeah. I think like a really good. - Between two and two million and one hundred million. - Huh. - Yeah like a, well a hundred's a little on the steep side for us right now. - Yeah, that's like 10. - 10, yeah. - But when the invitation, you put it on a parlay. - Okay, now we're talking. (laughing) - Now you get the 1.4 and you put it right on like a fat cheese parlay. - Yeah, I like that. - I love that actually. - Next time we know we got a parlay. two toddies. Yeah. And then you got a plane. And then we do the podcast that's we just do it from the plane every time. Have you seen the Uber to JFK? There's an Instagram account. Peter, bro, there's an Instagram account of a guy who sells private jets to people. And he shows the fucking, you know, clients coming in. And they're like, so what what are you looking for? And they're like, well, this, that and that. And the guy's like, yeah, okay, it's going to be this. And like, how much are you willing to spend on X? And they're like, I don't know, five to 10 I was thinking, what client buying a private jet would ever agree to be on that fucking page? I don't know. What do you, so what do you think? No, no, I mean, I think it's real. I just, my point is like, I think it's Persians. I think you're talking about Persian clients, usually a Persian will try to flex their wealth. That's so, that's so weird and gaudy. I think a big part of like, but that's Persians though, gold curtain rod, high hair, Lamborghini's, shots of sunset. Yes, they're always showing the price tag. I would think that like for so long, you know, rapper, wealth, fucking whatever, it was like, here's my Maybach. Here's my this. Here's that. You can't even guess how expensive this was. Yeah. I mean, like, I feel like it's also probably even crib was always like, I have all this shit. Your, your assumption is correct. It was more money than God, but they never put price tags on it. And now there's price tags being included in this. Yeah. But I'm wondering like, are the clients typically like just like old dudes? No, not the one that I saw. It was a young guy. Tyler, you saw this. Cause I'm wondering like, maybe like, I could see it easily being a situation to where they like don't even really know what's being filmed. You know, the guys like you modified recorder for a little something I'm doing. Oh, like girls do porn. Essentially. Yeah. Yeah. That guy. Exactly. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the one I saw. That the guy from succession. Nicholas Braun. Oh, this guy is the, this guy is an actor. The, the white dude, the, is he the rich European, like the entitled European. He's always doing the skits where he like gets kicked out of clubs and stuff like that. So we, you think we were duped. This is a sigh up. Interesting. This guy's involved. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong. Oh, it's not that guy. It looks like him. With this guy. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. This guy's a pretty damn good salesman. I mean, I guess yeah, he can't be that good if he's on TikTok. Oh, that's kind of what I wonder. But I think that there's like the, the fame, uh, economy is like it's a thing like, you can get enough money and you're like, I actually want it. That's probably why the people agree to be filmed. Cause they're like, maybe they'll do a fucking reality show on me. Yeah. They're boring ass billionaires. Most of them. And they, but they're like, well, I want, I want the attention too. Yeah. It's like you're, you don't do nothing deserving of it. So their content is spending money. Yeah. I think you're right. Fuck. Hate to be a business. Very, uh, hit the nail. To the point. Yeah. I really didn't. Mitch words there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What business are you in? Dude, I, uh, picked up a watermelon from the whole foods on 24th street today to bring to work. Uh, what do you do? You not come or something? I don't know. There's stuff that people look for like the amount of yellow, the shape. No, I think it's an art to picking the water. I mean, uh, speaking of which, we got some cucumbers in the kit. Oh, we got the joke again. You got to say we got some bananas in the, in the kitchen that look like cucumbers. Because of how green they are, but now forget about it. Forget about it. It's so much worse in the explanation. I know. I know. It would have been, it was going to be fun. No, I don't think it was going to be that funny. It's cool. I don't, I can't tell. It was close because of how much you fucked it up. Yeah. Yeah. I trust you because you have good instincts. But the way it was explained, I can't picture that coming out well. Some cucumbers in the, uh, fuck abort abort. Uh, your body caught you off. One group. It's like into something deep within you. It's like, no, no. Don't see it through. Oh, man. Well, I bought a watermelon and I was walking up. It was too heavy for the paper bag that they gave me because I bought some other shit. And so I was, I was like, I'll just carry it loose. So I'm walking up 7th ad from 24th to our office with a watermelon melon under my right arm. And I started imagining that I was a running back. And I'm looking at all the people walking towards me. And I'm like, I shifted it to the other arm whenever I would like cut around people. And it felt, I felt, it got me very excited about football season. Yeah, it sounds like you're ready. And, uh, I'll tell you, man, you feel like there's no way anyone could ever knock this out of my grip. But when you have a watermelon, yeah, I just had it so locked in, but, uh, then you see that Derek Henry fumbles a good amount. Yeah. And he, the, the football is significantly smaller. And he's what he's so strong. He's so big and strong, so big, so strong. It actually breaks my heart to hear you say, how excited you are for football, because SAS just had like a 15-minute conversation about kicking you out of the fantasy football league. No, you're already out. Oh, it's already been out. Yeah, he's been out. What are we talking about? Yeah. I mean, him. He has no problem with that. Yeah, but that was just sad. He doesn't care about ball. I don't know. High and tight right now. I don't even know if my parents' poolhouse is Wi-Fi. So we get up and running to send a letter with your line up every way. Yeah, it's almost set it. I could set it for you. How many leagues do you think you're going to do this year? I accidentally, I'm in four already. Oh, not including bars. No, no. accidental four. I signed up for two that I didn't even know when the draft was. Is it they just random leagues? I actually might have even done like one only one of the drafts. I was just signing up for shit. That just like happens. That's early. I've got the itch. I did that last year and then I ended up bailing on that league. Oh, I just put those leagues that I did. It's really? Yeah. You count that as a win? Taco leagues, of course. You count a random league as a win? No, no. No cash. No win. Exactly. No woman. No cry. Yeah, I got to I got to start watching some more ball getting my getting my knowledge back up. I saw you, I mean, AJ Brown's looking real good. Real good. Damn good. I saw he caught a pass over Christian Gonzalez today and then he was talking shit to him. I saw a good dollars is just letting him catch passes to get a Z go up. Yeah. I think so. I think that's definitely what's going on. You know, Gonzalez got it on lock. Do the last summer at this time I had a I had a beach house rented for two weeks. We were doing fucking remote shows. They were terrible. Remember that? I do remember that. I forgot about that. Those were our last bad shows. Yeah, those were pretty bad. And then somebody found the research of what we of all of our goals that we set and they broke it down. But I think that they were wrong about the average views for episode. They said that average 50.8,000 views, but there hasn't been an episode under 50. It's definitely more than that. What are they referring to just YouTube? Probably you just YouTube, but even YouTube, that's not true. They might be going way back. No, it was to when we said the goal was in October, October 10th. And they said in October 10th, we were already above 50,000 or below 50,000 since then it's been average of 50,000. That's not true. Are you sure they don't mean we have increased by 50,000 viewers? Because that would make sense. Oh, thanks. So I don't think that's what they meant. Yeah. I mean, whoever came up with that is just wrong. That's not even close to still blue coffee ready to drink can lattes are officially available nationwide at target. That's right. Whether you're making a target run for toothpaste, paper towels or somehow spending $200 on things you didn't know you needed. Stop by the coffee section and see why everyone is turning to sell blue. The cans are made with 100% Colombian coffee, real dairy, real sugar and contain 190 milligrams of caffeine. They've got dessert level flavor with coffee level function. You can choose from espresso sweet cream or espresso cafe mocha. And once you try them, you'll understand why they're the best can lattes out there. Here's the best part. 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Those are realistic questions from you. - You know how I know it's a bad sign. I think I've, I know for a fact that I've made this observation before, but I've never felt it more strongly than I do right now. There are so many people, I don't know where this comes from, so many people who are trying to set me up with like my sister's friend, my this. - Is your sister doing that? - My sister had someone for me. - Yeah, yeah. - But I didn't mean it when I said that. Like I have dudes DMing me and being like, "Hey, I had a dude DM me and be like, I can't believe I'm doing this, but I really think you and my younger sister would like hit it off." And like, if you want, here's her in the studio. - That's a new cover. - Yeah, yeah, that's, that's not right. - This came from out of sister. - First of all, it's Cloud. - It is, it's like the, it's heavier right now than it's ever been, which is so baffling because I have never in my life been in a place where I was more likely to be a horrible match for somebody. - But that's not what they see, bro. They see like a, a fixer upper. - Like potential. - You are, you don't know what the fuck you're doing trying to set me up with someone you care about. - They see Roadkill Fawn and they're like, how sad. - Keep your loved ones away from me. I am, I am not in the mood. - It's just gonna attract them more. - No, I'm telling you this is gonna attract them more. - I got nothing going on and I don't wanna do anything. - You don't need any of that Rhett. This is all distraction. - It's all noise. - This is all noise. - Fuck it out. - Bitches. - Yeah, block it out. - We're focusing on golfing right now. - Sisters. - Big on, sisters. - Yeah. - This is all golf. - Yeah, we need to focus on golf. - So honestly, like you hand me over the keys to the Instagram account. Any DM we get about anything like that, I'm blocking the account. - I'm glad. - We're gonna do it like the teams at AAU basketball tournaments where we put a piece of blue tape on your door. And if like the blue tape is broken from you like going out or having someone over at night, you're kicked out of the tournament. - Yeah. - Like no fucking blue tape on your home door, blue tape on your upstate door, blue tape on your golf door. - You do wonder though, because McGregor said that he did he did retention, seeming retention. So it's called before his fight. And we all saw how that went. So I don't think we've fully stopped coming. But let's pull it back. - A coming cessation. - Yeah, yeah. - Just a cessation. - Once or twice a week. - Just have to cessate. - That's tough, man. I'm kind of like an all-comer, no-comer guy. (laughs) - So then let's go buy weekly. - One week you come. - A wonderful training. - Yeah. - So like one week, no-combing. And then one week, like coming, like you couldn't even imagine. Like you don't even want to. - Hurts. - Yeah. - Hurts. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's like when you're training for a marathon. So like you want to do three miles the first day and then like six miles and then 10 miles and then rest for two days and then do 12 miles and then 15 miles. And you're building up to this fucking orgasmic 72 holes have come. - Boy, I can't wait till it's over. - It's gonna be great. What, the coming or the? - The tournament so that I can go back to my coming. - Yeah. - Yeah, too. - Come on your own time. - Yeah, my, you know, my loads are my loads. - Taking my loads back. I'm taking my loads. - Have you seen how chicks in the office is going to like Palm Springs all the time? - I feel like they've been doing that since I started at this company. - They're always going somewhere incredible. - Yeah, they're always in tropical places. - They're in tropical places. - Yeah. - But that's their thing. - Well, we need to stop talking about fucking diary and gaming. Start talking about love islands and we'll go too. - You think so, that's my question is like once this is all done, like could you maybe go for a tropical place? Like would that be nice once you, like a little tropical recovery? - It just seems like a real waste of money when my parents have a pool house. - But it's, we're talking Maine. - In the summer, what's better? - That's true, but like, that's so short. - Well, what about after the summertime? Is there some kind of-- - I don't know if I'm going to be around after that. - All right, all right. Let's talk realistic here though. If you are to win the invitational and you come away with a million dollars-- - 1.66% of what? - 1.66% before taxes, obviously, but we don't have to get into it. What are you going to do? - Of course that is it. (laughing) - You can. - Put everything. - You can't quit before the video comes out. - No, I wouldn't quit. But skate, skate by. - But no, no, I would give no indication. - Well, no, I know. - I didn't give in any-- - No, no, I don't think like last year, I said this, but like people were like, I think it's, has anyone, I think France is one of the invitational. Have you seen how much money he's been spending? It's like, where have you been? - Yeah, yeah. - I was doing that before I didn't have the money. - Yeah, two. - But like that's an absurd amount of money to win. Like that's like lottery money. - Yeah. - Like what would you do if you just were, if all of a sudden you just had that money? - I just don't, like would you just put it all in savings? - Last year I took 20, I took, I took, I took home $222,000 after taxes. I put $200,000 into the stock market and took $22,000 to play with, which sent me to New Zealand. - Yeah. - And I bought a bunch of clothes. I didn't need more than $22,000 to satisfy my stupidity for a few months. - Yeah, yeah. But we're talking a significantly larger amount of money now. - Right, but I don't think it's like proportionate. I don't know that. - He also came back from New Zealand early. Like he was like, it was too much. - Maybe I'd buy a woman. - I was like, you're gonna say, I would buy a house, buy a house in Maine. No, buy a little, buy a little summer house in Maine. I'll be sick. - I don't need a house. - I will visit my parents, I'll stay in the pool house. You keep thinking the pool house is a bad place. You gotta see it. - Well, are your sister and her kids can stay in the pool house? - No, they stay elsewhere. There are too many people. - Oh, really? - So you could rebuild the pool house. - Well, I could add a wing to it. - Even though they just built it. - I could add a wing. - Yeah, yeah, a floor. - Maybe some underground tunnels connecting the main house in the pool house. - Underground so that I could do with a glass window into the pool. - Yeah, oh, that would be sick. - It's like a wash people swim in there. - Yeah, unless like a basketball court in there. - And it's like a mirrored glass so they can't see it and I'll walk through there. (laughing) - They don't know you're watching. - They don't know I'm watching. - But no one comes over, so it's just your parents. (laughing) - Watching your parents swim. - Yeah, I really thought this was gonna be more interesting. - Yeah. - This is gonna be a better warrior isn't it? - My dad's doing laps again. (laughing) - It's form sucks. (laughing) - Should I bought like a curtain or something? (laughing) - Is that you fronters? - I think that'll be great. - If I were to win all of that money, I'm trying to think what would I do with like 900,000? I mean, that's one of those things where like, I guess I'd probably put, 8.50 of it into the stock market. - 8.50. - And take 50 Gs and like, I don't know, maybe I'd buy a paddock at that point. I don't know. - I would go, I probably would go. - Are you talking about a Patek Philippa or a paddock of sheep? (laughing) - Which paddock are you talking about? - I would go both. - 8.50, you'd come home with 8.50. - No, 900. - 900. - And take, put 750 in. - Mac, is there any way to look up what 850,000 dollars if you put it into the stock market today would be in 30 years? What you could turn. - What doubles every seven years, they say? - Is this on good, like a good track? Like, is this smart to be putting that much money in the market right now? - What we're doing for a big reset, that's a good point. - Yes, I think we hold. - I think we got, if you're willing to not touch that. - I think we go credit for 30 years, it's never not smart in his story. - Yeah, timing in the market is never as good as time in the market, as they say. - There you go, it doubles every seven years, so you had B, it'd be, it'd be, it'd be 1.7, 3.4. You're talking like 12 million bucks in 30 years. - So does that sound nice? - I want 12 million bucks right now. - But that's not what he's waiting for. - What does it say on there? Oh, it says 6.5. So it says D15 to 1.7 in seven years, to 3.4. - But this is fake money, you never get to use this money. - I think it's more than that. - Three kids. - Yeah, so, oh no, no, sorry, it says 14.8, yeah, okay. Yeah, so just over 12, I'm glad I wasn't too far off. - How much are you gonna give me in Rome, if you win? - I would want a group experience. [BLANK_AUDIO] want to go to Morocco with the boys catch for a boat room. You guys have you guys will have a blast in Morocco though. That's going to be fun. No, no. It's not up to you. It's up to Francis. And I would lobby so hard. I'll put on such a better PowerPoint presentation for him to gift us the experience that like there's no way that he would give us the cash. It's amazing how many places you and I would enjoy going to together round. And I don't think one single one of them would be a place that I enjoy. Now that I'm off the weed. I got it. I'm big into like outside again, you know, moving my body. And they're living in a great place for it. So, well, not really. Cappadoza. But Morocco with the hot air balloons. Yeah, it goes go to ride a hot air balloon over the mountains. I would pay $36,000 to not ride on the hot air balloon. Yeah, exactly. There's no place. If you had to spend $36,000 on the vacation, you couldn't put it in the market. Where would you go? What's the city with the highest density of best buys in the world? Yeah, he would go to Hong Kong. Yeah, I would go to Patagonia. Yeah, that would be a sick trip. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome. There's a really elite hotel down there too. Oh, really? Yeah, I would love to go to Patagonia. We could all go to Patagonia because then we could satisfy all of our urges or desires. Yeah. Sick dining, like cool views and beautiful visuals, you know, awesome shit for me and Ron, and then for you, Wi-Fi. No, they're fishing there. So good. A comfortable bed. All right, so if you win, can we go to Patagonia? If I win, I'll find it's a trip for the three of us to go to all go to Patagonia. Are we set on Patagonia? I know I am. I want to go to Patagonia. That my two places that I wanted to go were Japan and Patagonia, and I'm going in September to Japan. All right, so that gives our viewers an incentive to root for Francis even harder. I will pay for the three. Actually, you know what? Yeah, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for us all. He thought about it. Sean McIntyre. To be honest with you, I wondered if they would want to do that. I bet we could get. Would you guys want to come? All right, we'll bring the whole team. All six of us will go to Patagonia. All expenses paid on my dime if I win the internet invitation. That is a promise. I feel like you could finesse away or not finesse. The second I win, I'm going to be looking for I feel like bars still would probably pay for their travel if you paid for all bars or bars or bars. That was kind of what my thought was. When I started thinking about them, I was like, well, if we turn it into content, we can. But the thing is, do we want to turn it? Look, I've already made the promise. I'm happy to live with that promise. And that's a good point. We're going to want it to be content. We could also do like little bits of content. We could record down there. I wouldn't mind recording down there. But like making it like a fish week where we're like going from one shoot to the next, I think would make it harder for us to enjoy it as much. Yeah, maybe just like social posts. No, we're going to be the Patagonia we've come to love now. If you're down there grinding. Yeah, I'm not going to grind it. Man, this is amazing. I now have something to do today. I'm going to be researching our Patagonia church in Patagonia or what are the little, what do they have there? Do they have your units units? Yeah, I think it's just units. I think it's lodges. Like, yeah, we're going to go to a lodge. That would be sick lodge. Great hiking. Oh, you know what they do down there? I'm pretty sure that you can do, which is cool. I don't know if we'd want to do this dove hunting. In Patagonia, I'm growing anything. Listen, guess how many doves you shoot a day? Thousands, literally thousands. I remember you telling me about your buddies that did that down there. Yeah, I don't know how much we enjoy murdering flocks of doves. How long do they spend shooting them? It's not as long as three hours straight. Yeah, just sweating, like I don't know if I want to kill anymore. There's still 10,000 left. There are too, there are too many doves. You have a suitcase of ammo. They just keep coming. Rest the barrel. The barrel's glowing red. Files are coming. Dives up your shins. Just leaning on sandbags. You fucking chop a 50-kilo at those. It must have been what Normandy felt like. Definitely. Oh, man. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we've got to get to Gonia. Patagonia. So is it frowned upon? Is it like wearing it? I love New York shirt in walking around Times Square. If you wear a Patagonia vest in Patagonia, I would assume so. I would assume. Do they have a Patagonia? Could we look that up if they have a Patagonia location? Is there a store in Patagonia? Yeah, or is it just like or just in Argentina? You could just do Argentina. You know, can you buy Saratoga water and Saratoga kind of thing? Okay, they have they have a location. Enhance. I got a mini museum too. They got a Patagonia museum. That's the store in Patagonia. Good. Well, that's kitschy. I think it's kitschy and charming. Yeah, wow. That looks sick, actually. That does look pretty sick. We got to get back. And if we go if we win, we go to Patagonia. If we lose, we go upstate Patagonia might be like a white whale sponsorship for this show. That would be incredible. The company. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that would be that would be cool. But I think just anywhere anyone that will get us out there, I'd prioritize the locale. But Patagonia brought to you by Patagonia. Oh, now we're talking. Wow. That's fucking good, man. Patagonia exception. I think that's got some real potential. That's got wings. That's got legs. That could move mountains. Fuck yes. All right. I have to go home. All good. I can give you a ride. I drove in. Really? Yeah, you might. You might swing me up to Queens. I should not. I should not. All right. Well, fun episode. We will be back on Thursday. Thank you to our friends of Chase for a great sponsorship. That was awesome. Yes. Chase rules. We had a great. I actually really love the Sapphire preferred card. That was a great run. Yeah. And we'd love for them to be back anytime. Check out some opening bonuses and things like that. Because I think it's like a hundred thousand points right now on those points are valuable too. That's a game. Oh, check out behind the bush. I came out if you're watching this came out last night. But it's like, I think Mac, how long is it? Two hours. Hour 45. Oh, that's the big one you were talking about. Mac and Quiggs did the whole thing. So check that out. It's really good. Wow. All right, dope. That's it.