What Do You Suck At? - Episode 262

You ever got on a plane and start to look at the faces on the plane. Like you look at different scenarios, you see like a mom and her little daughter. Yeah, then you see an African guy over here who, you know, look like this is first time in the states. That's racist, but God. How? I'm just saying, just get a new different scenario. Yeah, okay. Keep taking that type of people, please. Okay, then you see a pregnant woman in her unattentive husband. You know, he on her phone, she rubbing on her belly and shit like that. She by herself. And then you look at all these faces and you think, damn, this is the perfect type of people to die on the plane. Like you know, to me, like, if you think about the people that die on the plane, they just be all like random people like that, bro. No. Manifest definitely had me spooked. Yeah. It definitely did. Especially, this might get a little dark, but when people said that they remember seeing the faces of some people on the plane before, like went down. Oh, I forgot what exact incident I'm referring to, but that's stuck in my mind. So I give it to you then from a little dark perspective. People's reactions do make a playing scary here. Because when you're going through turbulence, it is fine. Like sometimes like the turbulence is so bad. I'm like, damn, that was bad. And I look at the people next to me and they not reacting. So I'm like, okay, maybe I'm tripping. But if everybody reacts to the turbulence, I'm like, I hate flying, right? But there was a turbulence that we had from going from sweet into a Finland. It's probably the worst turbulence I've ever experienced. And it's like, we took off and the plane shifted right. Everybody shifts right. And you hear everybody's like gas like in unison. I was like, okay, and I looked at the flight attendant. They were like, oh, man. You start seeing the eyes. They don't know. I think they probably know how much power they have. Like how much power their facial expressions have. Because when she's going wrong and you see some of these facial expressions like, oh, this is not normal. Man, they should have a flight attendant that just plays games with people. That'll be bad. I think if I'm like, whoa. If I was a flight attendant and it got too much turbulence, I'd start pulling pranks on people. They'd be like, yeah, why didn't it got a backpack on? Just laying on the emergency exit door. Okay, tweet a week to start it off. I told you we've been doing well on socials too. Happy Pride Month. Happy Pride Month. That's why the man's mental health awareness month. Yes. This tweet says, do not say happy Pride Month at Chick-fil-A. They just rocked my shit. I always forget that Chick-fil-A's owner is homophobic. Yes. Like all it takes is mac and cheese for me to forget it. I'm like, what are you doing? I play it. I play it. Fuck him. They're not in the spirit this month. You know what? They're in the control. Hit the control. Oh, that's not what you're doing. Hello. The radio is for people who are driving. I'm off into Craigslist podcast. Anyway, welcome to Craigsdummy's episode 262. It's 262. Shit. Fuck it. Oh shit. Merch is live again, so we got Merch on the Merch store. That's Craigsdummy'smerch.com. And it's available. So shipping is like, whenever Jean actually ships them out. I got John. I would say like next day, two days, type of shipping. Patreon. Subscribe to Patreon. We're thinking about doing another giveaway on Patreon. We're going to try to do a giveaway every month, whether it's free Merch. Maybe a month free, something like that. Just let us know what you all want to do for the giveaways. Tour is over. Appreciate it. Everybody that came on the tour. What was you know, everybody else can know what? Listen, this second time around is no pun faking, right? We understand like a lot of y'all missed it because we had to do like the Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday days. You got work and stuff like that. I never realized how hard it was for people to get off work. No, I guess I've always been blessed at a job or like, I'm just like that. If I put in PTO bitch, I'm leaving. I don't know what all this approval shit is. I said, I'm not going to be here. I don't get that. But for those people that couldn't lead a job because Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, we get it. We're going to get some more weekend dates. And obviously we come to some of the cities that we haven't. If you live in the obvious city, leave us alone. Like, bro, like if you live in Houston, nigga, stop telling me to do a live podcast in Houston. Done. I don't even listen to you say we're going to be in Cali, Texas and Florida for sure. Hopefully by the time this pod is out, this is on me if it's not there. But if you click on crash dummies live.com, it should be a form that you fill out and to be notified when we're coming to your city. Because again, I feel like this fall tour is going to be more anticipated than the spring summer tour. So just be ready. Be attentive. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all seen the clips. We was live. We had half dead niggas at our shit. We had a couple break up, get back together, spill some teed, some drama. We got Carrie and the crowd interviewing couples breaking them up. She broke up a couple. You did break up a couple. Why you get that girl to mic? Listen, she was very, she wanted it. All right. She wanted to tell us going to our relationship for context. We had a woman stand up at our show, grabbed the mic and her boyfriend was sitting by her and pointed at him and said he is a cheater. He a dog, he a cheater. But that's my, that's what I deserve. Yeah, but she said that's what she deserved. That's our karma. That's our karma. But we asked her what she did and she didn't say what she just got to say. He said he had dogs. No, I think she was saying that she has some good dude in her life. Oh, yeah, that's what she said. And she was like, he was too boring. I didn't want to be the end of him out. Yeah. And I think I had a cast on him, you know. I'm dirty. You got to be cheating with a broken hand. None of those thought this is it. I want to do something where we start reviewing some of the clips. The comments on our clips. So there's this one obviously. So you all remember that caller that was saying he bought some glizzies, right? Yeah, the two hot dogs at the Michael Jackson movie. Yeah. Somebody said bro traveled Tusha Boeing Boeing's in the dead of night to his crib. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's because he ordered. He actually ordered to his, the over-east them to his crib. To Hado? Yeah. Just Nick is calling that shit. Shaboying boys is hilarious to me. Somebody said Shaboying Nators at the theaters? What else have you said? Tusha bang bangs. No, Ben is insanity. I hate the charges. Can't eat y'all food in peace. No, it's crazy because I think it's more of weird when people are trying to hide that they're eating it. Like I feel like you ate your hot dog with confidence. Like don't break off no pieces, bro. Like a banana. Yeah, don't break off banana. Don't break off the pieces of the banana. Who do that, though? That's people that do that. Nah, I still eat my shit like they do in cartoons. What the hell, what the hell? A little ass kid. I hate when people get that banana fully naked. Freak out of that, you know? Let your banana have a little bit of coleslaw, you know what I'm saying? Don't take your time on dressing. Nah, they pay shit. I think it's slow playing it. I think we got no four play when he's been doing it. They can talk about it. Get his banana there. And then they bite that shit hole. They can split it in two. They think it's crazy. Double-fitting the banana. That's why that's crazy work. Is that crazy? I feel like double-fitting anything. Like this, I don't think it's a situation where you have two food items in your hand. That's not the same time. If you had to stay fair. Two food items and you eat no two. Name the two food items that you should. A turkey leg and a corn on a cot. That's crazy. Like double-fitting food is just crazy because it's like, like you've got to finish the one food in one hand before you move to the other hand. No, not if they was right next to each other. You're walking and doing that too. Are you saying carrying them or have them in the container? You can have the corner of the cot in the container and be eating the thing. Two hand-held is crazy. Two hands? But you're saying no people would be double-fitting drinks at night. I do. I think that's kind of what that's a little odd too. That's what I get it to though. But it's a little more acceptable because I feel like this is why. Because he can go from double-fitting to single-hand very easily. Wow. Amazing work, Mike. Because it's like you can down a drink at any moment and be done. You're not going to like scarf food down that quickly. That's true too. You got to take your time. So the moment it starts looking weird, you can, you know, make it not look weird. The double-fitting drink, give me Bill Cosby vibes. It do, like you know what I'm saying? Like when somebody walk around with like two drinks, it's just like, oh, like, you like a sleigh to hand or some shade, right? I get it sometimes too because sometimes those drink lines be long. They listen. If the line is super long, you got to get like two or three at a time. Three is crazy. No three is so crazy. I don't even get the fries on the other side even. See, that's a good one. That's different. That's a combo. Stop it. You got that shit together. No, no, no, no. My problem is the raw hand to the food. at the same time, you can't, you can't roll both your hands, like one of them got to have a little protection. Okay, like a corn dog on a steak then. Yeah, corn dog and a turkey leg. Corn dog. That's not bad. That's not bad because that's how you were having a looming before, right? Yeah. Type shit. Yeah. You got to keep one of them wrapped up. You just be letting flies fly. Yeah. Because you're going to take a bite of the corn dog that's like shit flying to an open wound. Yeah. No, that's crazy. Okay. Another tweet of the week. How do you get there for one tweet? Huh? Oh, it's the glizzy thing. Yeah. Okay. You got us there. Yeah, you got us there off the hot dog slurping. It says, I really don't think I should have to talk to HR about saying the gun jam went as why I got to work at 11 today. The gun jammed? Yeah. So they asked why he was late to work. It's the gun jamming. Oh, he was trying to oh, no, oh, he was trying to like, we hurt, he's terrible. That's terrible. Like, hey, bro, why are you late, man, the gun jamming I think I ain't supposed to be here. That's crazy. It's not that's too crazy, not during men, oh, happy bill, men's meant to help the world next month. That's a shit that pushed you over the edge. Oh, yeah, what I want to talk about, oh, New York about to be crazy. Yeah. So it's like game. Obviously, I think today is game three. Yeah. Tomorrow. So we don't know what will happen. They don't want to win a series about it. So like game three is today or tomorrow, I don't know, but a lot of, I just want to talk about New York and how gatekeeping New York is, New York do not play that shit. Like I've been plenty of places and people move there when they seven, eight, and they can rep that place proudly and nobody say shit. New York is one of those places that if you're not born there and you didn't stay there and you're not raised there, what they say if you didn't go to like a, if you didn't go to middle school or high school, I think it's even, I think it's middle school. Yeah. They say even like high school transplants don't count. And it's like people getting on like, and if you don't rep something, when you were younger, if you can't find no evidence, they say you're not like a nix fan. Yeah. Like a lot of people may call it out for being fake nix fans. They're saying Tai Lille and I think he was born in New York. He was born in New York and they call him in a fake fan. Yeah. But I think it's also because he's like a LeBron super fan. That's true too, but it's just like when, when these stars come in this league, can you blame people for, like if it's a best player, like I hate it this first for a long time. I like the spurs because it wouldn't be. Yeah. And I really like the spurs, but I want the nicks to win purely to see like New York burn down. Yeah. No, because in a good way, in a good way, in a good way, because I think about it as like for all my football fans out there, like when Arsenal won the Premier League, right? They haven't won it so long and the energy in the city was crazy. And in New York, they get hyped for a winning playoff series. They shit. Last year when they won the, did they win the, they went to Easter constant finals and people were like climbing on cars and shit like that. Just, just think about like Trey Young. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when Trey Young, like it was fucking Trey Young, like that's how hyped they are. So when you see like these fan bases that have been losing for a long time, but you can look at them and be like, then it's a good fan base because I can tell you something. Like when I'm pissed and we was losing, our fan base died down. And I thought we had like a crazy ass fan base, but we some, we some fair weather negative sometimes. That's why New York being, they haven't won a championship in what 20 years? Yeah. And they're still one of the most valued NBA teams. How Spike Lee meant? Yeah. They're hiding. Yeah. Well, sorry. No, we weren't even going to do that to that one. What? Okay. You want me to pause that. Spike Lee were right. Yeah. Yeah. No, Spike Lee definitely set the tone for like being like a New York fan. Yeah. For sure. I think. What was I going to say? Chat GPT flyers. Have we been, has everybody been seeing them? Like the AI flyers? Yeah. There's a lot now. Yeah. I think it's been like a recent uproar because of the streamer universities coming out. So a lot of people are putting like their resumes into chat GPT to like put it together. And just like people getting cheap flyers basically. People been using them flyers for a few months now, and I'm actually very disappointed. Like why not just hire graphic designer? I feel it. But what about the people that want to save money? Yeah. I get you could save money. But I'm all big on quality. Like I love me some good quality. If you don't have good quality, just throw the whole flyer away because I'm not coming. If you don't flyer look like you put like Pliny, what do we use to put on our, the filters we used to put on our pictures back in the day? When you think it was real greedy, you look like a burnt sausage. Yeah. I don't like it because it's like some people, they're not even checking the AI images. Yeah. Like you have three nostrils in this picture. I don't know what you're doing. Especially if people misspell and shit, people create in groups that's never been created before. You just got to be ourselves, bro. I think the ones that are the worst is like when they're making a flyer, promoting like a seminar or something that they're offering, that they're using AI for already. So it's like, you're not even using your, your gifts like it's like a, this is a graphic design seminar and they made theirs with it. Right? It's like all right. The ability to do that. Yeah. Or anybody that's charging for that seminar, like you can't even take the money that you're getting and invest in a, you want to invest in your own company, nigga, why am I supposed to do seminar? I think what people don't realize too. There's other tools that actually use AI already like Canva, right? And you can use a template and you can make a pretty decent flyer with those things. So I think like even start there, even if you use the template and you tell AI, can you make this a little different from what you already did originally? I can let that pass. But everybody's like too much flames and shit everywhere. It's just like, all right, man, I can't stand everybody using AI to like see what their baby gonna look like in the future. Nice. No, wait till all our good water, I'm wasting some water on some dumb shit too. I used shout-out to Sharon Moore, former coach of Michigan, but I used, I used to have been shout-out to CBT more. I used myself. Twitter week, somebody said, you don't need to stop eating crawfish. How the fuck would you feel if somebody broke your back and suck the juice out of your ass? Crazy. Wait, somebody responded and said, "Only won't wait to find out." I love for crawfish, I'm gonna lie, I love them little insect seafood bugs. Oh yeah, I had crawfish for the first time ever, just recently, seafood boil. It's a lot of work though. That shit. Like, I'm not gonna lie. I might catch a lot of flag for this. Shit's overrated. Seafood. Which part? I'm just saying like, the seafood boil is overrated, and I would say the reason why it's overrated, because once you dip it into the sauce, everything tastes the same as just about texture at that point, you tell me, you tell me like, if you dip it in that sauce, like, if you got the, the Cajun butter sauce, whatever they got, like, you tell me you dip a lobster in a crab in there and you can tell the difference. I don't eat crab or lobster. Don't they all? No, I don't like it. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know. I wish I did. I've never had a crab boil either. That's good, because this morning, just the seafood, you got the potatoes in there. I'll eat the tomatoes, the potatoes, and the sausages. Yes. Okay. Yeah. No. The sausages is the best part. That's fired at me. It is. Very good with the sauce, right? The Cajun sauce, and then it tastes all different. Come on now. That was kind of O.D. No, that was O.D. The sauce. With the sauce. Okay. It was just, I think it was Cam Noon's podcast, where Karisha talked about how she DMed Drake. It was, sorry, young Miami, he talked about how she DMed Drake. Same person. Same person. Y'all Miami told Cam Noon that she tried to get Drake on her song, "Take me to Chanel." But when she DMed him about the collab, he simply liked the message and never replied. She explained that she understood his silence since he was going through the battle at the time. And somebody said, "Imagine turning meat the grams off and opening your DMs to a Karisha please feature request." And it's like no shade to her. I'm sure, if we DM Drake at that time, he'd be like, "What the fuck?" Because it was just like coming on a podcast at that time during the battle, just like, nobody would ever come on a do something, and just funny how like. Especially when you're in battle mode, and then it's like, I'm going to hop on this like. This song where it knows going to be like a strip club anthem. Yes. After somebody just said, "I compare myself to sexy red." Yes. But come on now. I think it would have made sense though. I mean, he likes to work with sexy red anyway, he likes to have that type of music, so why not do it with young people? Maybe not now. Maybe not that moment though. Fuck no. He might as well have ended up putting out that other album with party next door, the little love album, not too soon after. Drake was beefing with, like Drake was beefing with some of the best rappers of all time. Why would he give them anything? Like going on that podcast, everybody would be there with a notebook and shit like that. See the entire shoot and the Kendra come out with a bar about him tying his shoes. Is he like, "See? That's all I'm do shit." Like, come on, bro. Yo, man, I mean, stay with a little anthem though. You know, she's a fella, I'm not going to lie, she shoot a lot of shots, but she going to get one. Y'all like that song? Yeah, I like that. I mean, I should. Yeah. That one. It's like interesting. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know no man that doesn't like when women start liking something and I see a man, he don't like it. I got a question in him because as far as the music industry, once women like it, it's a hit. No, that's fact. I've been moving like the culture for sure. Always did. Like, there's never, I don't think there's been anything outside of dreams and nightmares where the man doesn't like glad. You know what I'm saying? That's why people get mad when dreams and nightmares come on because they ain't got nothing to do with them. Watch out. Do you know what dreams and nightmares? Yeah. Like, can you wrap it up? For bar for bar? Yeah. If I had the back track, I could probably do like the first few. No, I don't you mean. Like, spin that shit, you know what I'm like. That's going to be copy, but that's definitely going to be the whole thing copy right now. He would definitely get the whole pot. Oh, I feel like, I was going to talk about this last week, but prom sent offs. They're getting them really extravagant. They fired. That's some of them. Some of them I'm like, hey, some of them would look like, okay, I don't know. It might be like a, I feel like it used to be a lot simpler when obviously when we were going to prom. Well, I didn't even go to prom, but I did have like a prom in Nigeria, but it wasn't really prom like out here. But I feel like they're going to like, I did a luncheon and I think I worse. Very simple suit. I said a luncheon. Yeah. It was an eighth grade luncheon. I didn't have a prom. Yeah. You had a little luncheon and I was like, call eighth grade luncheon. No. I'm gonna vote. I'm gonna get a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. In ties. That's that picture you see me with the white suit. Yeah. With the glasses on. No, I wish. That's all people coming out of tanks. Yes. These parents going hard for their kids. That's making this money from. But I don't know. I don't know. These new kids be having money. They do be having money. Bro, they be having designer like my little nephew, he got like a thousand dollars for his graduation outfit. See, that's crazy. I'm like, bro, I wore my dad's t-shirt to my graduation. I stole one of his t-shirts. I like the families that are making the most of what they have as well though. Yeah. Because they're like, obviously sometimes they might look a little janky, but at least you know, you see the effort that's put into it and it's like, a lot of the kid is happy at the end of the day. How do you feel about parents buying their kids a hotel for prom? I think that's weird. Is it? I think it's weird too. I think you should sneak out like I did. That is true. That is true. That is true. You shouldn't be helping them. Yeah, I'm saying to me, you should make it like very hard on them like, maybe just give them like, be a little bit more lean, but to give someone a hotel and not be there, you realize it? Maybe get your kid a hotel on the fourth floor and you stay on the fifth floor. So you at least see like what they're doing and like, who's in and out, but you just give like a, it would be hard because the hotel is obviously in the same city that you live in. So it's like, I'm spending money so you don't come back home. Yeah. You might as well just come back home. And it's prom night. Yeah, yeah. You know what's going on. We know what's going on. That's that. But that's that dumb shit that parents be doing. And it's just like, some parents have that clock in their head that when their kid turns 18, it's time to push them into like this adult life. And that's when you need to be the most strict because that's when having a kid can really fuck somebody up. Like, I'd rather somebody have a fucking kid at 16, they have it at 19, 20. Because you can get your life right right there, 19, 20, you on your own now. You ain't got nobody helping you and shit like that. Like, that shit is crazy. Like, you still might get help. You just hate it or not. You're not getting help. Not from certain households like when you 18, they'd be done with you, bro. They said, go work. Some of them throw them away at 16, too though. Throw one away. They're children. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Always saying I'm so vague. No, no, no. We thought you were doing like a plant peri-hood. No, no. That's what I'm like. I'm like, I'm so bad. No, no, baby. Is she coming? Is she not doing this much? Is she not tossing imaginary baby? But like you said, it is true. I do think I rather than a kid sneak out or do something, it is always weird when you're setting up your kid for something like sexual and you know, I mean, she's like, but they claim it's because they have trust. Well, it's like, what do you need a hotel room for? For privacy, right? Well, I really just, I rather go get the hotel. You take the house. Yeah. Like, no. Yes. Like, I would rather give my kid my house like, why are you all the way on outskirts of town at a hotel? And you know, there's other people that I got hotels, whether it's your daughter or son, there's opposite sex or whoever they're attracted to. You got access to all that. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Because you can't control your kids at that assertion, they're going to do what they're going to do, right? With your knowledge or without your knowledge. But I think that does come a point where there's like, you don't want to facilitate them doing anything. You know? That's kind of how I feel, like even with, I was going to bring this up on the pot, Kevin Gates and how his young daughter, I think she might be 11, 12, maybe 13 years old. She was cussing on stream, but Kevin Gates didn't have any problem with it. And some parents now don't mind their children cussing with them. And I get their saying, like, oh, I trust my kid and I want them to be comfortable around me and be able to come to me for whatever. But I don't know. I feel like condoning it. Yeah. I get if you're going to do it with your friends, you know. I try to, I personally try not to swear a lot in my like every day life as well. So I don't know what you, what do you think? What about cussing around your kid? I feel like every, obviously, every household is different. Everybody can raise their kids. How they want to raise their kids. That's what I'm saying. And it depends like how well your kid cold switches. Yeah. Like that's the main thing. Like, if your kid is like bad as fuck at home and like swearing up a storm, but when he's outside, he's the perfect angel, then that might be a difference. Because I felt like we were that like that as kids where we cause havoc at home. But every, every other parent would say we're like the most like well-behaved kids and stuff like that. So it depends on like how they act on the outside world. So I think some parents look at it as while I get to see my whole kid in front of me. Because I can tell you that if my dad heard me talk to my friends, he wouldn't know who the fuck was talking. Like when I was 14, 15, I'd be like, I'm leaving my dad house, but yes, sir. Okay. Yes, sir. Yup. We'll be home at five after practice. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. As soon as I walked outside, like, what's up? You bitch ass. You just get it. But fuck the city up. No. I don't know. He's talking about some. Yes, sir. So it's just like, would you rather if you know your kid is talking like that and like any parent out there, if your kid is over the age of eight, they cuss him. Yeah. Shit. They over the age of six. They cuss him. I heard like two seven year olds having a conversation. They're like, man, you shut up. Nigga, you shut your whole ass up, my pro. He digs more diapers. I feel like, as long as there's a level of respect, that's the most important thing. And, you know, people above you think that, okay, man, yeah, they cussed out their classmates and it's like, yeah, I think that's the other aspect of it. It's like, okay, you cussing in front of me. I'm also teaching my kid the maturity about winning where to do that because some people use cussing as a relief, right? And obviously, you should try to find a better relief. But if that could be a relief at home, like getting home after being in a corporate world and having to say, ah, yeah, sure, I'll do that. And then being able to come home like, man, Jim, a dumb ass bitch, like, honestly, it's just like that relief, stop you from slapping Jim at work. Like, you know what I'm saying? Do y'all still feel like y'all co-switching in life now? Yes. And every day? Yes. You kind of like, obviously you work for the, you do stuff for the verse. I do. Not like, not like I'm out here just wilding, you know, but there's definitely certain situations where I'm like, okay, I understand my image is important, so I can't say too much crazy stuff in public. But. I feel like co-switching sometimes gets like a negative connotation in it. Yeah. Cause I think that people really think about it like, if you're, for instance, you're a black person and then when you get around your white friends, you talk different type of situations. Or I think sometimes co-switching is like situational as well. Cause like people on the pod, they said, my, how come when you talk to girls on the phone, your voice sounds different? And I'm like, I feel like personally, I talk to women with a softer voice than I would a guy. So I don't know. Is that, is that, is that, is that, would that be considered co-switching? No, I think it's like, it's a languishing, obviously it's not as complicated as switching languages. Yeah. If I know Spanish, and I know the other person knows Spanish, and I switch to that, then that's like helping the conversation flow a lot better. If I'm at work, and I know like this dude, don't understand, no slang, then I'm gonna talk a little bit more probably. Yeah. If I'm back home talking to one of my cousins, like if you heard me talking to one of my cousins, you probably wouldn't understand what the fuck I'm saying. That's the fastest way to communicate with that person. And then just like, just because I've been all these places, like shit. I do that when I'm in Nigeria. I co-switch. Let's hear your co-switching. To like more of a Nigerian accent. Yeah. I can't do it just off the band. It's like, sometimes it's about what you're hearing to. Yeah. Especially like because you just don't want to see an American when you're at the markets and stuff like, you kind of have to like play the game. So like there's a lot of negotiation that goes on. Like if I'm speaking like this, they're going to be like, oh, this dude's American, I'm about to shoot the price up. And so you got to have to try to beat that barrier early by just kind of speaking a little bit more with accent. Yeah. That's why like when we go over there, we're going to be protected because I'm not doing no negotiation brother. No. You're going to go shit. No, no, no. The price is my price. The five niggas, what AK said. That's all we do, man. (laughing) - Hello? - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - My phone worked. - You know, every time I get my phone, which Patrick is so good to me, I've never heard you say happy, international. - That's because- - Anything. - That's because Pat don't really live that shit in real life, but I will say- - I see, even though I see it. - I will say happy international woman's century. - Thank you. - No problem. I got a question for you. - What's up? - What's up? - What's something you wish you were better at? - Give him. - That shit is not for me, y'all. I'm sorry. - Okay, so it's not for you, but the prompt is what you want to get better. - No, man, I'm glad. - Um, I feel like me personally, it's more so in a sense I can insecure when it comes to doing it. - Mm-hmm. - I want to. I would love to satisfy my man through and through, but it's just like, I don't know. - You don't want to hear him say like, no, no, the sucking in teeth or siren would kill. - How are you going again? - You just hear, you just hear Instagram real start playing. (laughing) - You hear the music on your poster? - He started playing his own saxophones on his phone. - Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. - Oh, he was honest with me, 'cause I did ask, and he was like, I could perform better than I'm saying. - That's an honest assessment though. What is he giving you details of what you could do better, or is he just saying perform and being very vague? - No, she wouldn't give me details here and there. Um, lately we haven't been sexual, but that's besides the point. Y'all need to know about that. - Mm-hmm. - That was crazy. - I just feel like I also outside of me insecure, I overthink it. - Using your head the wrong way, eh? - No! (laughing) - No, but have you, this is with some of your wit, correct? - Yes. - Okay, I feel like if you guys have those conversations where it's like, you can get to a happy medium. Like, past said, there was nothing like specific, he said though, it was just better performance. - Yeah, I was just like, it was better performance, that was about it. - What, so like, what is he doing for you? Is he satisfying you? - Yeah. I'm not big on receiving a head though, so that's beyond me. - Okay. - But I did have something to say though, who out there was y'all? Is it just y'all that I'm talking to? - Yeah, just us too. - No, just us. - Oh, losers. Well, not my, maybe Pat. - Wait, what was she saying? - I said losers, and then I said not my, maybe Pat. - Oh, she called me a loser? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. I let you take your anger out on me, 'cause your man definitely getting here from, your man definitely getting here from somebody else. So I just love you. - It's a never, I'm just a never. - I'm just saying, that's why, how you think he got somebody to compare you to? He's like, nah, it's not how T-shirt do it. - No, no, that's crazy, no, I'm crazy. - Was it that on my head, Pat? - I'm sure his issue's not secure. - Hey, man, hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully. - I know, you're so mean. - How am I mean? - I knew that, so now I'm gonna be in my head about it. - No, okay, okay. Like, do you think you can like look up some videos or something to like watch some game tape? No, like real shit. - No, I could, I really could. - Like, I think you could put in a little bit more effort, especially if he's satisfying you sound like you happy, 'cause you say, my man, my man. So she don't even know what she needs to do better. She don't even know what she needs to do better. - Right, but she needs to watch game tapes. She knows what she's doing and she know what it is compared to some stuff, you know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta watch some video. Like, your man sound like he asked him for it a lot, especially if he comment on your performance so he must really care, 'cause most men wouldn't even comment on it and just be like, what the fuck ever. So he love you enough to comment on it. So maybe you should be like, okay, damn, my baby got some confidence in me. He telling me, hey, give me some constructive criticism. I'm like, let me go learn how to do it. No? - Yeah, that's true. - Instead of Biden and shit. (laughing) - I could never buy it, I could never buy it. - Yeah, okay. (laughing) - What's up, what's up for it? Are you off for the nicks or not? - Oh, damn, that's way crazy. Um, we're just good for, like, good basketball. (laughing) I would love to see, I'm like in between, because I want to see Wimmy ascendant to superstardom, but I also love the way New York acts when they win shit. - I want to see what happens to New York if they win. - Like, I would want me to, I would want me to, I like the spurs in general. - Yeah. - But New York might explode if they win. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, please. (laughing) - Where are you from? - I'm from, well, I'm from Kenya, but I live in Jersey. - Jersey? Okay, all, so that's why you don't want New York to win. Who your basketball team? - No, no, no, I don't want New York to win. - Okay. - Hello, I'm Alex. - Who do people from Jersey even support anymore? No, y'all got the next. - I don't know, to be honest. I'm just gonna be living here, y'all. - All right, yeah. - All right, you have a good one. - It's that Biden nation. - All right. (laughing) - Yo, hello. - Hello. - Yo, oh my god, wait, hold on. What's up? - What up, what up? Welcome to "Crossing Me's Podcast." What's good? - What's good, guys? - What's up? - I just saw your Sunday. - Yeah, we remember you. - I just saw y'all Sunday having a Detroit. - We remember you. - You had the international women's shirt on, the white one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you kept telling us that you'll may, he asked for some odd ass reason. - Okay, listen, I always just have. Okay, that's crazy. Anyways. - All right, I got a question. - I don't know. - He's saying anything. What's something you wish you're a better at? - A second dick. - All right, second one. - This episode? - Okay. - There was another one? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - It's epidemic. - That was a lot of bad sticks like that. - Yeah. - You know. - Look at all your. - That's it. - Look at all your getting teased down, man. (laughing) - Listen, listen, listen. No, no, no, no, no. I just don't do it enough, and I don't fuck with it enough to be good at it. - Yeah. - You're not passionate about it. - That's something about it to my man. Literally the one y'all kept calling out for eating this. And he was like, yeah, you could be better at it. So I've never sucked his dick. - Never? - What's up with that? - No. - How would he know you could be better at it then? - That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm confused too. But like. - How long y'all been together? - How long has it been? - We're not like technically together yet, but we've been talking for a minute. - And you've never, you never gave him hit. - No, 'cause I'm nervous about it now. - What are you nervous about? - Wait, I'm nervous that it's like, "Damn, if it's bad, should this wrap?" You know what I mean? - He'd rather have bad head than no head. I get to. (laughing) - I'm so hard of you. - I mean, he's with me. You can ask him. - Yeah, I'll get it. Put him on a phone. - Oh, you got it. You got it. - You got it. - What a bass eater. (laughing) - No way, man. - So would you rather her give you hit and then be bad or just like continue with never getting hit? - I mean, I think we all know the answer to that. (laughing) - Oh man. Why don't you express that to her? Like, you got to like help her out. Like, baby, I don't care how it is. I just don't care. - I don't care how bad it is. - I don't care. - At least show her like, hey, bro, bro, bro, bro. - Please, Mark, man, we good. - No, she might chomp yo shit. But it's about the effort, bro. (laughing) Like, she might cheese great yo shit, but she. (laughing) - That's crazy fast, that's crazy fast. - Remember that episode, as much as I was eating that chocolate and he was teed to. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, that's not me though. That's not me though. - I ain't listen, listen, man. - Wait, so, well, this is about to be a crazy question. This is for you, girlfriend. So, you've never given it before in your life? - No, no, no, no, I have, but like, in my head, I've never been over thinker and I think it's bad. - He just not him. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't even want to ask that question, but yeah, listen, I dive into that. So, like, is it just because you're nervous that he's not gonna like it or you just don't enjoy that much? What is the bigger problem here? - I think it's a mix of both. But like, I'm willing to do it. I'm just nervous, you know? - All right, how about y'all hang up? (laughing) - But just be real, why don't you just hang up and just try this shit? - I feel like having this conversation with strangers. Well, it is a little awkward, but too. If you already, if we pass this level of awkwardness, you might as well just don't do it. - No, no, just that way. - I got y'all, I got y'all. - Don't say that. - You got him. - You should definitely try it. And if we hear, hopefully we don't hear any screaming. (laughing) - You know what? Yeah, we're going to the Scream movie and then I got y'all. - Don't stop saying you got y'all, this doesn't like cut shit. - Yeah, you're trying to get everybody. - You got him. - Not on some cut shit. - All right, bro. - Get bro to phone, but. getting raps real quick. Hold on. Okay. He can hear you still. No, no, we need to talk to him personally. You need to get the phone and take it off speaker. Oh, oh, that's crazy. Here, I'll take here. You go, man. Come on, go on. Hello. Yo. Yo. Yo, you welcome, nigga. You lucky. Come on, bro. Go on to you, bro. You got you, bro. Hey, they sell dick band days, too. They'll just play now to go get some now. Get the mince, bro. Get the mince. All right, bro. Yeah, but go on. All right, that's a hi. Yo, what's up? You can't, you can't, you can't even fake it. It's not like you, it's not like you've been knowing us two years. Oh, that's actually a very good, like, time reference. I have no y'all for a long time and watch y'all forever. Oh, appreciate it. Oh, yeah. What's something you want to confess? Okay, I need to confess that I'm in love with my lesbian co-worker. Happy private. He's so cute. Yo, but the problem is that I'm not, I'm not at lesbian. I'm not like, I'm straight, you know? Have you ever had super? Have you ever had sex with a woman? Nope. Have you ever kissed a woman? Yes. Yeah. But you're attracted to women, so that I would say you're oh, you might be by. By curious, by sexual. No, but I don't really fuck with that. I don't know. It just sounds weird. No, you can't say that. Not there in this month. No, you can't say. Shout out to all my bad. It is. I'm sorry. No, but for me personally, I, oh, no, like, yeah, good for y'all, but for me, like, I'm African and I feel like the rhetoric has kind of gotten into me. So why are you going to like, what's rhetoric? A whole continent too. Yeah, like, why are you gay? Oh, I feel like, okay. So are you currently in a relationship? No, I can't keep a man. I mean, it might be time to change. No, I don't know. I feel like nobody would take me seriously though, like lesbians would never take me seriously. Why is that? Because I don't know. I'm like, I've lived in like a male-centered world for so long. And I was like, okay, look at a girl. I was like, I don't know what to do with her. I just want to, like, I just want to hurt to do things to me. Got it. You want to be a pillow princess. Yeah. Got it. You just think, girl, yeah, but you're just thinking like sexually, we're talking about like relationship-wise, like kind of mature. That's okay. We're trying to be mature. Yeah, that's the other thing. I don't think I care about that right now. So you're like sexually attracted to her. Yeah. Are you afraid that they should be looking at me? You would think she will be. So you've never said this to her. You've never had a conversation with her, sat her down. Got lunch with her. No, you know, I was kind of thinking about, you know, shooting my shot a little bit. I've never done that because I'm a girl. And I like, like, let the guys do it, but I'm a little older than her, so I think I would have to do it. All right. Well, what do you think your, your approach would be? Well, I'd be like, oh, the way you would be looking at me when you don't think I was just trying to, I was trying to roleplay there. Remember, go ahead. No, but I'm afraid like, I would sound like a dude, like now I understand how hard it is for guys to like, I don't know, check on a girl. You can't, you know, you can't, you can't come over, come on here disrespecting the community. Then sympathizing for dudes in the same call. Come on, you trying to fuck our whole record? No, like, I love the community. I'm just like a foreigner. Okay. I wouldn't say you're a foreigner. I say you're a new visitor. Like, no, like, I think before you shoot your shot at her, especially if you know she's a lesbian, I think you need to get yourself in order because what's the point of shooting your shot? What if she actually feeling you and actually looking at you like that? And then, you know, she's interested, and then you hit her with the, oh, I don't know what I'm doing. I just want to try something out. Yeah, you got to, you got to know what kind of lesbian you are in first. But how would I figure that out? Do you like client dikes? Um, I used to like them a lot. Subaru's? I would love to get a Subaru. Okay. Okay. Basketball jerseys. No, I don't have any of them. Okay. I don't think it's our place to say what type of lesbian you are. We will, uh, to all like, uh, you know, I appreciate y'all. Yeah. Heron, edit this, edit what I said. Oh, boy, you can keep what they said. I did my part out. I, she drug this into these like deep-ass waters. You got me feeling like, I don't know why I feel like this is a homophobic kind of session because you, you won't admit that you're, you want to admit that you're by. So it's like, now it's what, this four of us is four straight people talking about the community and you're supposed to be admitting that you're by. So we can actually, you know, you can open a door for us or we can comment on stuff, but you, you claim you straight. So we shouldn't be talking about this shit. You may be on the something. Just, just invite her to, you know, ask her on on a date or something like that. Something simple. But y'all, she just got pregnant. Oh my god. She was a lesbian. Let me isn't get pregnant. That's what I thought. That's what she told me. Let's get pregnant. No, I know let's just get pregnant. But no, but I heard her talking to her, baby, daddy on the phone. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Buffy, all visitors. Christopher could love this, both of y'all. That's crazy. Oh, man. Okay. Man, well, yeah, so I have to like tell y'all, let it go because I don't want her no more. That's what you don't want anymore because you're pregnant. You sound just like a dude. Have a crush on your coworker for years or she get pregnant. How you doing? All right, you got my go on. Alright, thank y'all. All right, what's the word? What do you do? What to do? Welcome to crashing spot cast, bro. All right, it was a question. Oh, man. All right. What's something you're not afraid to admit? All right. Ain't none wrong when the girl shows you a sex, too. I believe in me. I'm not a cook. I'm not going to watch. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, start that over and then like tell us like who's sex tape? Start over, no? All right, look. All right, all right. Ain't none wrong when a girl like, you know what I mean, if it's not a girl I'm serious with and then you feel me just a little smoochy or something. You're like, you feel me? Ain't none wrong with her showing you with the skills, but you know, hey, when you're a player for a job, you're saying a resume. So would you want to see your girls sex tape? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my whole, yeah, my girl, no. What like, what sex tape are you watching? A girl that he's talking to. And who's, who else is on the sex tape is what I'm trying to figure out? So is that watching porn? What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no, brother, that's different. You want to watch a girl that you're currently about to hook up with no matter what the relationship is after. You want to watch her have sex with another dude so you can get off so you can have sex with her. It's like, nah, not in a york it to it is. I just see what the skills, but you want to see when you apply to a job, you send them a resume. Do you request for these things? Nah, they offer it sometimes. I don't ask for either. I don't be like, hey, you got an sex tape for me to see. Nah, what the fuck? Yeah. How are you going to watch a game tape and it's two different quarterbacks? There's two different offices, bro. Hey, hey, hey, exactly, exactly, literally, y'all played football. So when I was about to play another team, the coaches want to show y'all the other team, the how they play and shit. Yeah, but the coaches weren't fucking nobody. Now he's talking about some door to door only fans. Yeah, no, that's, but, but like, you don't find that weird. It's just like, okay, like let's say you watching a tape and then you see the tape and they doing back shots and you see you're going crazy and she's like, oh, I love back shots. That's what you going to do to her? I just find out weird, though. You put you in the same position. I'll do put her in. So you, so that means you got off on what another dude did. So what do you say to her when she So what do you say to her when what do you say to her when she shows you the tape? You see like this shit or you were going crazy? What are you talking about to talk dirty to yourself? No, top dirty to me. I'm saying what are you saying to her though? That's when you start that's when your your dirty talk starts. When you see other men on me you don't like dirty talking, but you like watching. A girl have sex with another guy right before you have said that's for play. You're using it as for play. You know these guys too or you know of them because I'm pretty sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, if I know the guy with the punch, you probably do know the guy. I just don't know you know the guy, you know, that's my last time. And if you watching it, bro, you know I'm more than you think. It's very personal like legit, bro, like that's weird as fuck, I'm not gonna lie to you. I didn't even notice existed, like you a different type, like you a supercut. No, no, no, no, this might be worse than being a cut. I'm not gonna say that, I'm not gonna say that that one part taking a chance in the hotel, you see what I mean? I'm not gonna watch in person, I'm not a live viewer. Now live you are but she's like, that's close enough, bro. No, actually, you know, if that's your king, that's your king. We shouldn't be king. Shame on you got it, bro. No, some king's leave me. Just a little bit. Happy Pride, mom. It's just like scouting. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The only, the only, the only way I go both ways is how you're listening and video. That's a crazy thing to say, bro. All right, man, the only way I'll go both ways. Oh my gosh, then. All right, man, you have a good one, man. All right, Ray, I'll stay up with it. He said, yeah, stay up. That's what you told the dude in the tape, all right, bro. What's your last patch? What up? What up, bro? What's the one? It's already flaming people thriving. Got on the phone. Oh my gosh. What up, bro? How's it going, man? Good. How you guys do it? For you? Well, something that you're not afraid to admit. What I'm really in love with someone. I'm gonna eat that. But. Okay. By someone you mean who? Girl guy. Like my girl. Like, got it. Okay. No, my girl. Why is that? Like, such a bad thing to assume. Because we don't know. We don't know. We don't know you. We've never been around you. We don't know. Like, if you eat a variety of asses, one has, like, do it matter what it acid is. Okay, got it. This one. We asked you, dude, nigga. Fuck. And it's just something that you, this is just a lot of ass eaters. And this is what I guess they call our podcast to tell them to tell us that he has. It's very strange. But it's just something that you, you know, does every girl that you run into into that? No, no, it definitely has to be a girl who likes it. Or sometimes you can, I guess, like, show them how nice it is. How do you know how nice it is? I'm saying, like, from girls in the past, like, one of my exes, she kind of turned around and said, first, she was like, nah, and then we tried it. And she's like, okay, that feels kind of nice. Okay. But I don't know what we do with this information. I just don't know where we go from here. All right. This is a message to you. Oh, my gosh. You're. You're lying. You're, you know, he's lying. Where are you dead ass? Well, I was taking a piss. No, bro. Come on. That's just respectful. That don't feel weird to you. Like, oh, I'm about to go pee while I'm talking to. I feel like that's not a big deal. Did you wash your hands? I mean, I literally just walked out of the toilet. Relax. Now, where are you? He's in a stall. He shit it. He did not piss. Oh, that's because we can live. No, no, no, that's what I want to tell you. We can hear everything. Like we can hear the doors open. We can hear you unlocking shit. We didn't hear no piss hit the water. So you have to be sitting down. All right, man. You sat down and pee. No, you sat down and pee. It was a quiet one still. What? What are you from? Yes. Uh, say, uh, just give me a string of something. Just say the alphabet. Switzerland. Turkey. It's, it's one of the cities on your tour. Toronto. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was going to tell them to say YXZ. Um, yeah. This is an example. I'm just as my message to our listeners, because this is going to be on the main pod. But the other reason is going on the main pod. We are tired of us eating stories, right? We know people eat us. That's some people's thing. And it's okay. You guys can do y'all thing. And it's not that crazy. It's not that crap. It's very somewhat normal. I give him a little grace because he from Toronto. He not from America. So they crazy. I'm just saying like they sexual stories. I feel like Americans got crazier sexual stories. Like he has isn't crazy, bro. Well, he's not that crazy. Yeah, I guess it's less common up here. There's less guys who are willing to admit it. Yeah, where are you from from? For your parents from. Oh, like Ethiopia. Okay. Got it. Well, East African ass eater. I never go on. Yeah, you guys have a good one. Yo, what up? Yo, you're about Trump in a suite. He's sitting in the suite. Yo, yo, what up? What are you always doing? Welcome to crashing. He's podcast. We doing good, bro. Are you doing? I'm doing all right. You know, just usual trying to get this money, trying to get ready for this job. Oh, we don't know you know how this is usual. Shit. That's all to be twice. We linked in now. Okay, shit. My bad, bro. Now you good. I got a question for you, bro. What's your hot take of the week? Hot take just because you want something doesn't mean it's for you. You may want that, but she may not be for you. Let me explain. Go ahead. So take back a couple of years ago. I say a couple of months, 10 years ago. There was a girl that I like. But somebody had her. Do the had her. I don't want to shit. It's how bad I thought I want this shit. So I told her everything about it. Nigga was abusive. Nigga big women. Just looking out for her. So was this stuff dropped down? Yes. Okay. Yeah. This shit was true. We know do. He's still a bitch. Nigga this day. Okay. Welcome back down again. So so as usual, she drops on me. But then she gets with your boy over here. And Nigga, you talking about problems. Girl one on her shit. Like she said, she was. The girl didn't do nothing at the C pro claims she did. Girl claims she had a good job. Say she worked at the bank. She didn't work at the bank. She worked that alone company. Small one company. Not knocking it though. Figure she get there. But she didn't have a lot about it. Then she wasn't out going. Didn't want to go nowhere. Didn't want to do nothing. Try to eliminate me from all my friends. No, just one good for me, man. But not mentioning that whenever we was out and about the same dude kept rolling around. Oh, it kept following us theme. I can't let her go. Did he have her location or something? No, it just seemed like I live in a small town. So it seems like every time you go somewhere, you're going to get seen by a million motherfuckers. So it only take a couple hours before somebody to know. Oh, she over there. She with that nigga. They say, you know, he popping in the same damn restaurant. He looking at me like, you're looking at LeBron James. That's the game said. So like is anything happening when he pops up at these places or y'all just continuing y'all day and leaving to the next place or going home? No, we can team daily next to it. Like I said, this is your bitch, man. He'll hit women, but he won't fight no man. Bitch has nigga. So bitch has nigga. What's your statement at the beginning? Then how was somebody know that thing is not for them? I knew she won for me because me heard that goes in line up. I'm just saying like before you get that point, because you said just because you want something doesn't mean it's before you. Yes, I like you have to go through a lot to learn a lesson. We're trying to get people to like see it before it start. Like what's some signs that you saw? First sign, she let me get in her head. She let me talk her into leave that do. If she was really down for him, she wouldn't know she told me nigga get the fuck on. Okay, so if you can manipulate her, then she's not the one, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay, next next. I mean, next thing I want to be what you want your girl to be manipulated by another nigga. No, you're doing everything you try. I wouldn't want anybody to know. I also, I also wouldn't want a girl to get abused. So I don't think that was bad. - I think that was bad if you did. - You did like give some real information. information. Like if you said some other shit that wasn't true, like, I'll be cheating and all this other shit. And it wasn't true. Then you, that's like, I don't know, what's that? What's the word I'm looking for? Player Hayden? >> Player Hayden, yeah. I mean, at first, I thought I was a player Hayden, because you know. >> No, if it's an abuse, you know, if it's the right thing. >> If it's a dough to do, if it, if you try and talk to a dough to do, that's a player to him. That's a no, no, you know what I mean? You know, do that, yeah. I thought I was playing Hayden at first and had to sit and guess myself. >> No, that's not, I wouldn't consider that dirty, Mack. >> No, no, no, it was number two, bro. >> So, number two, you know, if she tells you, oh, I got this going on, I'm doing this, you know, I'm working at a bank, and then you go to that bank and they like, they never hustled over. That's line number one. >> You went to the bank? >> Yeah, because I went to see her one day. I brought her lunch one day. >> Yeah, she's looking at me like I'm stupid. She's looking up there with a bank. Matt B's talking about, hey, man, such a such a year. We don't even know who the fuck you talking about, nigga. They say like that, but that's probably the vibe I got. >> The two for 20 getting cold now. >> Yeah. >> Shit. I mean, that shit by myself. I can't eat both meals by myself. >> Man, I'm sitting in the car. I'm sitting in the car just really thinking of life and shit. >> Wait, see your time to spend this artichoke dip. Hard as hell now. Fuck. >> Okay, we know. >> Yeah, especially this one on it like I am now back then. I was on making $9,000. >> Yeah. >> $9,000. >> What you doing? >> $9,000. >> $9,000. What you do? Look stamps. And they go, what the fuck? Okay, three. >> I'm all work on a similar line at a, I worked on a similar line at a Clipper Company. You ever heard of Oster? >> Mm-hm. >> All right. Well, they make cheap ass Clippers. That's why you could work. >> But down. Got some cheap ass employees too. What's I, number three? >> Number three. So when I say the goal is they lining up. She says you want to get up here, but she ain't doing nothing to get up here. She doing the same bullshit, you know, when you locking in on a goal, you got locked in. >> What was her goal? >> So what I mean by that? So the goal was you want to be a financial advisor. So my dumb ass, you know, I'm out here, you know, I'm at the bookstore. I'm getting for dummies books and books and trying to, you know, put the goal together there, you know? Because, you know, you know, the story. If you want something, you got to study how to get to it. So I'm doing all this shit because she's saying this is what I want to do, what I want to do. Well, it's still in the goddamn bag. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we got to talk about it. And she was like, do you think I'm stupid? I was like, I don't know why. >> She can't, she can't look right now. >> She knows that. >> No, no ghosts. >> That's your own name. >> I'll just say the first page. Come on, man. >> Yeah. Man, once you last time in the league learned something from the first page. It's like a drug, it's like you don't know how I felt though. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, that's you reach. Why you was with her? Did you reach a goal? >> Actually, yeah, I was in maintenance school at the time. I was trying to get me to make mistake missions. So I got that goal. And now I'm trying to flip cars. So now I'm trying to upgrade from my hundreds of civics, to Corvettes, to Mercedes and whatnot. >> Okay. So you accomplished the goal and she didn't during the during the time. And that's how you knew, hey, we can't do this because you're not doing your thing. >> Yeah, yeah, that. And not to mention, this bitch was lousy and bad, man. Shit, man, I thought I'll get a porn star to waste. >> This one really, this one really is. >> Exactly. >> This was the ballpoint, Nick. >> Yeah, we have. >> Cuz the sex was really good. You still don't have any of this relationship. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Trust me, if this is good, nigga pull up with some bullshit for a couple of years. >> You've really got smart. You got this, nigga. >> What, what my, what made her, what made her lousy and bad? How do you know it wasn't you? >> I know what me one, this bitch didn't want to move. >> I don't know, I don't know. >> I think she's got to be on my bed. >> That's my bed. Dang, I be all that. She's cool person, just not for me. She didn't know how to move. She didn't know how to do nothing. Be barely gave head. She's talk about man, I don't know how to swallow. You're so cold. I don't know if you could say that. All right, breathe that out there. Breathe that out. We just like. I mean, he's going to do the same position. It's always missionary every night, missionary, missionary, missionary. Come on now, you've got it. Let me see their hearts. Come on. Oh, man, missionary, missionary, missionary. I want to do the same thing every night. Then it goes tired of going to church. No, there's the church with man. Let's, let's jazzle a little bit. That little razzle dancing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been in the stuff. Yeah, I've been in the porn store burning them. Carming sutra chords. Like, look, you pick a cord. We'll do this. Maybe something simple. I don't know about this. I can't bend like that. Oh, come on. Oh, you're talking about those like cars with like the different sex positions on it? Yeah. That's a good idea. I never, I never even thought of that. That's fire. Man, man, try it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. So you bought her a book for dummies and the author also bought her sex position for dummies. You're really trying to teach her everything. You gave her all the knowledge. She ain't taking nothing. Exactly, man. Yeah. And this stuff ain't free. This shit calls me money. This will be the investment. But maybe you're not a good teacher. You know, I'm back to the missionary page. Oh, we do this. I mean, it's working for me now. So I mean, I'm engaged now. So everything's going good. I'm up and up. So fiancee know everything. And she used the cars well. Yeah. Sometimes we don't pull them cars out. She like, oh, I don't worry. I got this. You flip, you flip round. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. You got too freaky. I like that. Hold on. You flip around. It's crazy. We got him. Jack. Oh, we got him. He was back. He was back. He was going in his back. You flip around. Yeah. It's crazy. You should have bought it a book because because he's packing for dummies because there's no way of waiting. Oh, you flip around thing because obviously if you started on your stomach, that means you you're early on your stomach. Yes. If you're starting your back, that means you're you flip to your stomach. So where are you flipping? No, I'm talking about the nigga. Sleep. She walks. You call about a bag. Flip around. I want it. No. I don't like that man. Flip around. I'm doing. I'm doing me like that. Hell. My first story. I had y'all niggas trippin. So don't even start there. No, it's your first story. I don't remember it. I was the nigga that had the girl that when the dude was calling. I sent the nothing video. Yeah, so you over 3,000. Okay. Okay. All right, man. You have a good one though. All right, y'all too. Hey, hold on man. Before I before anything. Hey, everybody out there, if y'all are not on crash, don't miss Patreon, y'all fucking up. Talk to them. Yeah, this shit going somewhere. No, I appreciate you. Listen to this freaky ass nigga. All right, bro. See you. Have a good one, man. Appreciate you. All right, y'all too, man. All right, peace. Be easy. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, kids. All y'all today. God damn. How's it going? I'm happy. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. Happy, uh, international woman. That's right. Thank you so much. No problem. Pat didn't want to say that shit. No, he was saying. I was calling. He said you came on here loud. Just for that mic. My favorite. He said you're allowed in shit. And we're trying to call you earlier, but pal's like this. Not call her. So I was like, I push for this. I push for this. I had a question for you. What's something you still cannot believe happened? That I'm pregnant and everybody slamming me out, bro. Damn pregnant. When you get pregnant, uh, April right before the summer. Oh my god. You fucked the summer. Oh, first of all, congrats. No, not congrats. He fucked the summer up. What were your plans for the summer, though? Um, I was going to be. I sound my home, girl, but not as canceled. No, don't really like to fully offer you. Are you, uh, you in the relationship? Are you in the father? Are you guys together? No, I just broke up with him because he'd be pissing me off. It's just like like a, like one of them temporary breakups. Like, you know, I'm saying y'all just going through it. Or do you think it's permanent? He's not going to y'all going to be separate when a baby get here. Um, he want to get back together now, but I think the pregnancy hormones made me hate everybody. So it's temporary. Okay, that's good. That's all we wonder. You know, I'm saying people break up all the time during pregnancy. They just don't say it on the podcast. Um, that's true. Okay. Wait. - Okay, so I don't even know what to say to you, girl. Congratulations. (laughing) - Thank you. - It just bad 'cause everybody's slamming me out. I'm already going through a lot. - I'll be by that. - Yeah, there we go. - The, my home girl, she want me to kill it because she want to be out this summer. But yesterday she asked me to go out, but I was throwing up. I thought I was sick. I didn't feel like going nowhere. And she ain't talking to me since then. - She said, she mad, she don't give a damn. She's gone sad, sick, crying. She's going to make me go outside. I thought I'm not going to fuck with her. - And you need to evaluate your friends. She's my only friend, but now I'm going to have no friends. - Yeah, I think it's good to go to no friends. We'll be your temporary friend until you find a new friend. We got you. - Okay, okay. Thank you so much. - Yeah, I got you. Just so we can start a group chat. We got you. You need to get rid of her. And then we're going to be a bridge to you find your new friend. You got three months, so. - Three months, okay. - What's your baby do? - I got to find. - My baby January 14th, a week with my birthday. - Yeah, and that's close to my son birthday. Come on, now. - This is your son birthday, come on. - Come on, now, come on, now. - That's a capricorn. - Yeah, yeah. Does that answer the group chat? - Yeah, we got you. - We got you. - We'll be your friends until you get back with your baby's father. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, I'm going to my doctor on the 16th. I'm going to see each other ultrasound peaks. - Yeah, please, please make sure he there. 'Cause we don't want to have to be his ass. Now that we involved, we will smack a nail. (laughing) - Okay, he said he's going to try to be there, but he worked for the city. So I need to see if he can get off work because if he don't, I'm going to tell me I just want to be there. - If he go to his boss and tell him that you're about to have an ultrasound, he should be able to get off or his boss think he at home. That's what you're telling. Your boss must think you a hoe or something. - Okay, that's what I got to tell him. Because he has to be there now. - Well, that if I add him to the group chat. (laughing) He pissing me off already. Talk about how to try to be there. - Okay. - I'll go for the city. (laughing) - I got him blocked, I got him blocked because I told him, I didn't know I was pregnant and I told him to go to Crumble Cookie and get me an Oreo cookie. And he got me an Oreo cheesecake cookie, but I don't eat cheesecake. - That's the oddest mistake. (laughing) - No, 'cause he sat there and ate it in my face. I don't like that. (laughing) - Hey, your motions are your motions. - No, we her friend, we gotta support him. I don't know why his bitch has to get that shit. - Here he, that's right. - Oh listen, he knew what he was doing. Then he gonna get the cheesecake on purpose. No one, she can't eat the shit. Then eat it right in front of her face. Instead of taking this bitch ass back to Crumble, that's the whole ass shit I'm talking about. - I'll also be the sensible friend too though, but that does sound like an honest mistake. - I wouldn't call him out of his name, but this just seemed like an honest mistake on that part. - He got two, that's where I'm at. He got two and he ate both. - Man, that shit makes me wanna crumple that nigga though. (laughing) - That's a lot of calories. (laughing) - That is. How you gonna eat 1200 calories in front of you? - That might be more, too. - Exactly, when I'm the pregnant one. - Hmm, yeah. - Well, I hope you have a safe pregnancy. - Yeah, I mean, why are you saying that like we in redover? Should we gonna be around? - Yeah, I'm just saying, I still hope you have a safe pregnancy. - Why the heck up? - Is she hung up? - We're good. - Hold on. - No, no, no, no. Okay, suggestion though, for new friends though, I suggest like maybe going to like some like pregnancy classes, maybe take your man with you. You know, a lot of women that's pregnant, they like link up, so you know, they can talk about the struggles or different things you're going to. - Hold on. I have some beef with ya'll because I ordered my ticket to the Birmingham show, and I was so excited to go. I got my home girl to get a ticket too. I was so excited and y'all canceled it, and I could not make it to the one in Atlanta. - Well, we gonna come back to Atlanta for sure, so try and make it to that one. - We got you, we gonna do Atlanta on the weekend. - I'm gonna make it to Atlanta, I'm gonna come. - Alright, bet. And we got you with a ticket. - Oh, thank you, I love y'all so much. - Just remember when we said it though, you got to remind us, that's it. - Yeah, you got to remind us, man. If you ain't got no babies in a week. - I'm like that, I got in the group chat. - Okay, bet. And if you ain't got no babysitter, we got you too. - Okay, I'm gonna make the daddy watch it. - Yeah, yeah, make him watch it. - Oh yeah, thank you, man. - I can't wait to crumble that, man. - Alright, you have a good one. (laughing) - Y'all have a good one, man. - Alright, you too. - I saw a tweet that says, "No one falls in love faster than a man "that needs a place to live." - Oh, thank you so much, man. - Bro, that is true though. - That's what I can never do that. I would literally rather sleep in my car. - You might have a car. - Huh? - What if you don't have a car? - You'd sleep on a ground, whatever. Like, I cannot have my relationship based off, like where I sleep at, too. Just like, if we get in a bad enough argument, I don't have a place to sleep. - Yeah. - If you go through my phone and you don't like something you see through my phone, I don't have a place to sleep. Like, there's so many different things where I don't have the freedom and I got a tip told around. And so I'm like, like, hell, nah. I've seen a lot of dudes in relationships where they're free loading. They're only in the relationship and they're like, the girl's not their type. And they're there for the benefits of the relationship. - It's still cheating. - And still doing their thing. - Vice versa, too. - I think it's called Hobo Sexual. - Hobo Sexual? - Yeah. - I think it is, too. - Is it? No, I literally just heard this term. - I'm looking at it. - No, I swear, no gene cooking. It's called Hobo Sexual where people are attracted to like, what they didn't have a place to stay, right? - Yeah. - It's everything, right? - Wow. - It would be the Hobo Sexual. - The person that wants the person that has a house. - Read the definition. - So a Hobo Sexual is a slang term describing someone who enters a romantic relationship primarily to secure free housing or avoid homelessness rather than out of genuine romantic interest. The term combines Hobo and Sexual. - Got it. - Interesting. - Yeah. - I've heard it's Hobo Sexual. I didn't know it was a really. (laughing) It's like y'all ain't. - You gotta put on the hell of performance, man. (laughing) Every time y'all has sex, it kind of like, this like, man, that was at least five days, right? (laughing) - You started. I like, I've seen the grabbing the waist behind the duet grabbing the girl waist at the register thing. - Yeah. - Like I've seen that in a live act. - I think it's my thing. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Come on. - You always know as a Hobo Sexual when you see like the people over the shoulder of shit. - Yeah. (laughing) - Man, these dudes is different out here. And why not be wearing a bedazzle clothes? - Oh, man. I was gonna wear my bedazzles. I'm wearing them one on the pod. - Did I just wear one last pod? - Yeah, you did. - I had on some bedazzle. - Wait til next week. - Man, what's going on with that? - No, we don't. - We can't. - We can't. - I think there's some people that just overdoing it. - Yes, the G, I think the problem is there's, it's a copy, it's a copy league. With the clothing brands? Like, it was pretty popular. I remember at some point in time I was going into high boys, shout out to high boys. And I was looking for bedazzles stuff because it was brand new and nobody was wearing it. Now it's ridiculous because people are wearing bedazzles on bedazzles on bedazzles. And it's just like. - I've seen somebody that had like the rim of their boxers bedazzles. - No, that's crazy. Like, at the standard part. - You can't say something. Nick is wearing Chas City belts in the show. (laughing) - It's like, you ever see those pants where the boxes are showing on purpose? - Yeah. - Like it's like, it was like one of those. - Oh, got it. - We're like the. - Yeah. - The drop, yeah. - I don't know why that scream come and get it. I don't know. (laughing) - And Nick is like, making that shine. - Yeah. (laughing) - I saw some girls say, like, "Oh, I just got cut up, cut up what I was talking about." (laughing) - I was like, "I have a jeep." - No, that's crazy. - I got a period of those badas of pants I wore to the Chicago. - No, those are crazy. - I believe in trails and shit around the house. (laughing) - Nice crazy. - I get it, though, because. - Just those glitter. - Why not? - I think it is just the overdoing of it. 'Cause it's just like when crop shirts kind of became popular again, like everything was cropped. Like, Nick is was cropping everything. It was like, too many crops shed. And then the crops started getting higher and higher. And then, I think once the crops started going past the belly button, then I started to think we leveled out again. So I think with this badazel thing, I think a lot of the women are gonna bully a lot of the guys out the badazel and then I think it's gonna drop back to the tall tees. - Yeah, they need to drop down. I'm not kind of like a psych crop. - Okay, but let's do a trade, though. - Okay. - Like, we'll start bullying our people to stop wearing so much badazel. If y'all stop wearing lotion, with sparkles and glitter in it. - Because like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm at a party, right? And I see somebody that I knew from college and I get him a little side hug, right? And now I gotta go back to my girlfriend and there's glitter on my damn face. And I gotta explain to her. - She said it was a badazel thing. - No, that's true. (laughing) - Ball. - I think it was gay rock teachy. (laughing) They got rock teachy at the party. - Look at the blood. - I think he was around the homey. - No, that's good. - Don't be crazy. (laughing) - Don't be crazy. - No, no, no, no. - Geez, jeez, badazel for his pants. (laughing) - She got all of them in my chest. - No, that's, I never think about that. That's shit, dangerous as fuck. Imagine two badazels when they just get into a fight. (laughing) - Just start sparking it up and shit. (laughing) - Nick is good. (laughing) - You see a random ass glare at the corner? (laughing) [BLANK_AUDIO] - You see a Super Badaz on Niggas Kuh. - Who won the Niggas now? - That's gonna be popping up like Mario coins. (laughing) - But he beat the Badaz on that Niggas jump. (laughing) And like one of those like, you know those signs you'd be seeing the neon sign and like one letter is like, it's out. - Not better not ever get into it with a Niggas Badaz on. I was like, "Bro, do you want it to rain?" Badaz on stage? (laughing) - That's insane. - Oh my God. Imagine walking in and you know your boy had a big ass with Badaz on and doing like, "Yeah, your boy got the fight." You see Badaz on the ground? (laughing) - You should see the other guy. (laughing) You already know who won the fight. (laughing) - You show you won bro, yeah hell yeah. (laughing) - Bro, there's only one letter on your shirt left. (laughing) - Niggas only got, Niggas says, "Tussie, that's it." (laughing) - Niggas only got Blue Badaz on there. - Niggas just say, Niggas just say, "Tussie now." (laughing) - No, that's crazy. - Somebody said, "Why don't Niggas like to talk "on the phone anymore?" Somebody replied and said, "Shit be hard when you live "with your girl." - No, I got a lot. (laughing) - Now that's facts. - What is that? - Hey dude, this is why there's just certain conversations that I have a pat or it's just like, I don't want my girl to hear if simply just to not ask more questions about situations that don't matter. And it's not nothing to do with other women or anything like that. It could be something very mean that we're saying about this. And I don't want her to hear me talk like that. - Yeah. - So it's like, is it? - What are we eating, dropping a little bit? - Yeah, too much. - Too much. - All we've been talking about are one of our friends, like we do talk about one of our friends and then one of our friends, he'd be doing some fucked up shit, right? But also I can't talk about that on the phone when my girl's there because I don't want her to look at my friend that way. - Or look at you that way, like, oh, this is cool. - Oh yeah, this is exactly. - So you kinda have to protect. - Exactly. - I also think, I hate that term. Because you are who your friends are. - I'm kidding. - You are who you are. - 'Cause there's a phone. - You know what, Carrie, fuck. (laughing) 'Cause there's that quote, you know what? There's that quote that says like, you are who you hang around. - Yeah. - And I think that's not true all the time. - It is, show me. - No, no, no, no, because we have some, I have some friends that, there are some shitty people, but because they're not, because they're not shady to me, I can like deal with it, you know what I mean? - I think they say like top five usually, like when they reference like. - Okay, top five, okay, yeah, okay, then it's not. I think you guys are pretty good people. - But you're under top five people that you're around. - Yeah, it's top five. - Top five, top five. - No, I don't believe that. - I do. - No, also. - That's true, okay. That might be true, because there are those friends that, there are a little more bad influences. I don't hang out with them all the time. They're not gonna be your best friends. - But they're still my friend though. - They're your friend, but they're not somebody you gonna kick you with every single day, 'cause they, you know, not to say they could rub off on you just because you're your own man, you could do what you want. But most of the time they might be single, they might be on the hunts, they might be, you know. - Also, I want you to know that you should not agree with that tweet because that's not the context of this. - Oh, what was the context? - Just let you know. - Okay, I'm reading the game. - Okay. - You heard him? - No, I don't say it. - You go right, whoa. - But I just let you go. I didn't want to start. - Okay, go ahead and talk. - What was it about? Just know you was wrong and then you're gonna get it right away. - Okay. - Okay. - It says, the tweet says, why don't Niggas like to talk when they're phone anymore? The tweet was made by a woman. - Got it. - And the response is, shit be hard when you live with your girl. Not gonna lie. - What's the context of my missing? - So basically saying women like men aren't romantic anymore. They don't want to talk on the phone. And then the dude said, hey, we can't because-- - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Because we live with our girl. - Got it, got it, got it, got it. - So it's a cheating tweet and you went, "Fax!" - "Fax!" - That must have been "Fax" though. It is "Fax" on man. (laughing) - For some people, that might be "Fax." - No, I think it's crazy. - No, no, no. - But the other part, go back to your point. You did make a good point. That's why I didn't want to stop you, but the other one is, like when you're dating a woman, whatever evidence you present to her or statements or facts about your friends, that's forever, that's in stone, whatever you say. And I know like when me and him talk, we'll say some shit that we don't mean. Like it's like some people, like it might be a dude that pissed me off or something and might know my heart. You know, like dude's still good in my eyes, but I gotta call him a bitch ass and go right now. If I say that in front of my girl, I'm gonna be like, "Oh, what's up, bro?" Later that month, she'd be like, "Then you just call him a bitch ass and go last week." - Yeah. - It's like, nah, nah. He is, but he not. - He is. - Because I think some dudes don't give their friends enough redemption time before they present what type of dude he is to their girl. - Yeah. - Any relationship, honestly. Like people go to their family or their friends complaining about their relationship. But I feel like probably you shouldn't get in. - That's true, yes. - You know, until you know it. And let you know you for sure done. I'm especially going to like, especially for relationship problems you have in your relationship. The worst. There are some people I've seen like, they'll kind of talk to a girl about their relationship problems. And that kind of happens. And it's like, now this girl sees your relationship as like on the rocks. - Yeah. I had a girl block me before because she came to me after her man cheated on her and told me everything. Like, "Oh, you cheated on me, what should I do?" I'm like, he threatened me. And I'm like, "Shit, get the kids, get up out of there, "protect yo so." And then the next day, she like, send me a long message, like, I shouldn't have told you anything and she blocked me up. (laughing) - The nigga's still dangerous. Do I need block me or not? Like, you got to get out of there. If you see a nurse right now. - I know, I know we say this all the time on the pod, but like, you never can trust a person that tells their friends business to you. - Mmm, no, no. Especially their close friend. - Their close friend? And I'm not. - Or sibling or something. - Your closer to that friend than me is like, any, I shouldn't know this information. I hate knowing information that I shouldn't know. 'Cause now it makes me look at that. I want to, especially if that don't care. And I'm so far removed from the situation. I like being around people and just like, thinking the best, maybe of them. - I think that's a guy thing. Girls want all the juice. Let me know. - No, my girl's mad at me when, oh, you kind of want to announce to your kid that you had a kid maybe on the pod. (laughing) Daddy, Jamie. - Yeah. (laughing) - But my girl was mad at me. (laughing) - No, my, no, take it on Mike. - No, Mike, be doing that to me too. Mike, be like, Mike, be like, yo, Pat, you probably want to announce that you're going on tour. Go ahead. - We already saved time for the kids on the last pod. That's why he was gone. - I was under construction. That's what the reference was. I was freaking on. - My girl was asking when your kid was born. She said, oh, how much did he weigh? I was like, I don't know. (laughing) It's like, I just know that the kid is healthy and doing well. - Eight pounds. - Yeah, I remember, man. (laughing) - I've been wanting everybody to baby weight. - We talked on the phone, but that's what it was. We like, chopped it up a little bit and shit. And then like, after the car she was like, you didn't have no details. (laughing) - God, don't, don't, don't care. - We don't, we just want to know the bare minimum. I'm like, if you good, you good. Like, nothing else. Like, yo, it's three questions, bro. Is your girl good? Are you in a baby good? How long the doctor stare at her? Coach. (laughing) - Come on now. - How low you stare, bro? How the fuck low you need to stare at her? Look at me, look at me looking at what? - I'm gonna copy now. (laughing) - It's our fight in the doctor in the middle of labor. - It was five women though, so I'm just gonna go. - Five women? - Five women. - Well, I'm the earth. - Oh, that's dope, man. Shout out to ladies. - Well, I was gonna say, I had a, oh, the other thing is like, people keep asking me about the baby and stuff, you know what I'm saying? I appreciate everybody asking and stuff. - What the fuck me? (laughing) - No, I don't care. It's just been the same question. (laughing) (laughing) - That's the first thing I have. - No, that's the first thing I have. - How are you doing father? - 'Cause a lot of, it's just like, people ask every day type shit, you know, like the same people. And I'm like, all right. - They probably got good news. - I'm talking about my family even, you know? And I'm like, okay, like, he's chilling, he shits, wake up, whatever, eight, you know? - That's the worst feeling in the world. When you get that, when you have a kid and you get that first call from your mom and it just bypasses over you. Like now she's worried about the kid more than she was about you. - Calling you, how's the baby doing? You got one eye open and shit, yeah. - The baby, the baby's good. (laughing) - What about you, the baby? - Same as three hours ago. (laughing) - The baby boy, you check it, it'll be, ask of you. (laughing) - I had a stroke. (laughing) Come on mama, mama don't give a fuck about me no mama. Let me see my grand baby, you'll see my husband on the back row. (laughing) - Oh, I was at the club this past weekend. I don't go, I didn't even have a drink turn. - Drink it. - I left a little bit, I left early. But I noticed something though, and I kind of made a note for it or it was, there's no one more confident than a dude at a club that knows all the lyrics to a song. And the, (laughing) - I can secretly dance. - Yeah, I've seen, I saw like, people like, it's like eye contact gets to me, especially when they lock in with somebody else that knows the word. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Yeah, they start rapping to each other. (laughing) It's like a mating dance in the set. I was like, oh shit, they really locked in word for word. Oh man. Now they're best friends, especially if it's not a very popular song. It's their time to shine. That's lit. That's lit. That's lit, bro. Like when jumbo trying shit popping, come on. You need not enough time to take sand. Did you hear somebody else it right around with it. I think it's starting to be closer. I see Niggas from so far apart in the club right on opposite ends and make contact and they start doing the dance and wrapping to they meet in the middle. I see the circle open up for them too. It's like, oh shit. Didn't the club moments. I wait on bro. Like fuck all that standing around shit. Do you know this Justin Bieber song or not? I'm gonna show you all that club culture so different now. No, man. I don't know if it's for me like that, but like in doses like I can do it like every maybe once every two months. I can pop out. Yeah. I'm a lounge guy. Me too. Yeah. I just need to be around people that's trying to have fun and don't care about how they look. Yo, I'm saying it's just like let's get a section. Let's pretend nobody else here and just like have fun. It's like I can't be around people that's trying to or a farm in a fucking club. Like everybody in this bitch broke, bro, like just party. I mean, y'all bro. But I don't need it all. Let's all we should just all go out. Company outing through the club. Yeah. Hell no. I haven't been out in a very long. I don't really do clubs like that. Oh, we know the last time you went to a club. You got dehydrated. I carried out. No, that was a while ago. You ruined everybody night. You wanted us to sympathize with you. Yes. That's evil. If you go out. So if I'm telling you, if me, Mike and Jean go out, right? I'm never going out. And we post a pregame. No, you're going to be hydrated. You go out with me. No, don't even do that because they've been nice. Anytime us three go out, there's every time you're the most drunk. But listen, I'm not stopping the night though. You know, I'm on the floor. He's not stopping the night, but he starts making the night a little more difficult because at the sober ones, you start looking at him like, is my nigga going to be okay? And Pat had to have this like thing where he kind of go in and out. But then out of nowhere, he'll have a burst of energy. And he's back to normal. It's like, wait, he just went to the bathroom to I'll never throw up in that bad I'll never throw up I don't get dizzy nothing like maybe a little speed on the way home I told over driver to speed I want to fit a vibe yeah that was been the part I appreciate y'all make sure you guys follow everybody her right part pop everybody's handles and their information up here I appreciate y'all rocking with the pod if you're in Sweden I'm gonna be in Sweden by the time maybe not by the time y'all listen to this next week but I'm gonna be in Sweden so I need two things I need a barber and I need a photographer they're gonna fuck you up they're very diverse in Stockholm the city now I'm setting they still going fuck you up I got travel plans I plan on actually like maybe doing some stand-up this summer like with my own shows it'd be like small venues like 50 to 70 people let me know if you interest it probably just Milwaukee Chicago for now though but let me know I'm in the city pop out see me follow me on Instagram @curiedowney_ and listen to the pot every single day brain squeeze by cats you know where to find me brain squeeze you know no shit bro you I'm telling my dad life Michael has me I think a gene going she needs to be where he at the follow nothing Instagram though I'm making him outfits like everyone that was fire yeah nigga gene just started a lifetime collab I trawl peace wait wait oh I gotta ask a question are you gonna make your son Instagram you got one already if you had a kid would you make your I'm gonna make a private page for family I was thinking about making it private because it's just like because my art me my girl our families are all over the world so like Sweden Nigeria just everywhere so it's like it'd be easier because I don't know by I don't know yet they their face is gonna be on Instagram on the on the internet as much so today got a iPhones or Android you know mostly my family yeah a little bit make sure both okay I was gonna say my cousin has a photo album that he shares with like everybody yeah that would be that would be cool too but yeah it would be a private page or something I'd be scared about the photo album because like you know I'm saying you I certainly upload the news I've definitely sent something to a sheriff folder on asking it because I had like a a string of pictures and I just like you know does quick swiping to select everything and then there's something there that should have been in the share but wasn't anything like too explicit but it's just like damn what if it was nine one and point five pages remember fellas you got hold of it with your chair