Weekend at Harrods | Son of a Boy Dad #445

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Harry, you want to close your eyes? Sure. As I pull out the Harrods bag. Harry's real name is Harrod. All right. Open your eyes. Wow. Very nice. And that's the Virgin one made out of paper. Yeah. Fewer paper. Well played, sir. Well played. Very nice. Very nice. I've seen this before. That's absolute classic. I had to get you. That's it. That is a classic. That's what we call a runner. We call that a runner. Francis. Oh my God. In reality. Oh, what? Treat yourself to that. I'm literally I'm shaking. I know what this is. That is my God. Exni-Helo Harrods exclusive. Brompton and mortals. And you got me the Xtray, which is even more expensive. The Xtray. Oh my God. Very nice. Very. Very. There's no chance your gift is as good as mine. I'd be surprised. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know anything. Harry. My gift. I don't know. Some like hybrid Bill's Patriots jersey. Do you want to open that? Sown together. Oh, hell yes. Thank you so much. This is exactly what I was looking for. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is great. This is what I asked. This is exactly what I asked for. You get what you ask for. This is so. Francis got the $450 Xni-Helo. Yeah, of course. And Sass gets the, oh my God. Are we punching in on that? We should punch in just a tiny little bit. Look at this presentation. Give us, give Harry a spritz of that. I'm gonna get this all over Harry. We got a pretty formal event later on tonight. And Harry wore shorts, but he'll make up for it by smelling like Brompton and Mortals London Herod's exclusive X-Tray. All right. We're gonna give this a smell. Oh my God. Did you see that? Yeah. The H on the top for Herod's. The H on the top. All right. I'm only doing a little spray because this stuff is so valuable, it's so hard to get that I don't want to. Okay. Is there a cross breeze in here all the time? Get it. Get it on body. There's a little bit of that on body. Oh my God. I know. I already know what you know what it smells like, but Harry, get it, get a wish from me. I can smell it. Smells really good. Okay. I'm really bad at this. The notes game, but I'm getting like frankincense pineapple. And maybe like some suede. Yeah. It's mostly suede. Is it really? Yes. Oh my God. It smells so nice. It's got a nice whiff of it. Wait till it gets downwind. I can smell it. No, please don't. I actually can smell it. It's really strong. No. No, seriously. Don't spray it again. It's literally the only thing I can smell is that I don't want anymore. Or maybe it'll cheer you up to get another gift. Would that feel better if you got another gift? You got to get him too. Yes. Have another gift. No. He doesn't care what they are. They just need more. The ship tavern. The ship tavern. Hoodie from the ship tavern. What's the date on that? 1549. That tavern opened up in 1549. Very nice. Thank you. The oldest contiguous tavern in all of London and I knew that you'd appreciate just a plain black hood. Of course. And I still want to even the scorecard a little bit more so that you open this one up to here. Oh wow. Yeah. I needed to even the scoreboard a little bit because this acting a hilo. Is there a pair of pants in here? This is all from Churchill's War Room. Oh, the cigars. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's actually sick. Oh, nice. Holy shit. These things are massive. Yeah. Some chunky cigars from Churchill's. These are like sick. This feels like a sleeve of battery. These things are actually heavy as fuck. In the movie, Wasteman, they put a sleeve of those in in some socks and beat toned death and prison with them. Is this like in a case or they actually this is actually that heavy? Won't you open one up? Now this has to be a case. It's not. No, it is. It's not. It's steel. I'm like I'm fucking feel it. It's not steel. No, there's not. There's not. There's not anything on earth that is this dense. It's a cigar. It's over. It's Churchill's favorite cigars. What are you talking about? It would be like this cigars, but you have to be made of fucking rocks. It's a good cigar. It's a good cigar. Thank you. Of course. I can't tell you how pleased I am. I knew you would be. And I felt bad because I knew it was expensive. But I wanted it so badly that I didn't want to push back beyond just some cursory level of politeness. No, it was my pleasure. It was the first thing I did when I got there. No, no. And you don't have to get the. That kind of thing. You know. I'll help you. I'll give you some money. No, no, no. And then my next thing was to go right to Churchill's war room and get sass and put the let them fall. But what if they crack? They're not going to crack. Oh, these are sick. Wait a minute. What are those? Those like heavy ones. Fucking dildos. Yeah. Those are passing. They're kissing. They're trying to say that they're not in a case. It's a cigar. It's a nice cigar. Wow. That is. How do you even smoke? How do you light this thing? You're going to need a fucking butane. I mean, that's in a case. It's a case. Oh, it's a cigar. These are nice though. That's a nice size. Yeah. Get out on the balcony. Smoke one of those. Yeah. Definitely going to be a balcony cigar. Wait. Ron, is this chocolate? Yeah. That's chocolate. Okay. That makes way more sense. All right. Those ones are chocolate. That's awesome. Yeah. I'm a chocolate. I was hoping you'd say stuff. Yeah. Having a nice chocolate. So that makes a lot more sense. Yeah. Those ones are chocolate, but I wasn't just going to get you the chocolate. It says chocolate. Yes. Massive letters, dark. Ron, you were being really kind when you said I got the notes, right? Because this is what this says. It says saffron, pink pepper. Then in the heart, it's Bulgarian rose, Jasmine, absolute, and you lying, you lying. I don't know what that is. That was the woman that worked with Jeffrey Epstein, you lying, you lying Maxwell, her typist. Yeah. She's bass, vanilla, olaban, which is, we killed him in Pakistan and patchouli and then amber and sandalwood. So I didn't, I didn't get a single one, right? But you know what? You're more of a one, man. I don't know what I'm talking about. I just know it smells awesome and I'm a big fan, dude. That is so sick. I don't have any ex nihilo. That's my first one. Of course. Thank you. Of course. I'll be lying to it. Of course. Appreciate that it's a six shirt, too. Did you get that London now? This is a This is American made. Oh, I had to say. Well, what we make great stuff. Yeah. No, we do. We do we make these some stuff I look for American made clothing. Yeah. I don't know if I have any American made clothing. These are made in New York All of mine are Chinese. The wildfire might be that's definitely a third party. You think yeah I think this is a few of it. I mean actually not much. I'm making feel it. I believe yeah, I know I believe that's American I know you're not like I'm gonna smell this I'm gonna I'm gonna feel this. I'm gonna taste this. No, if I got a delicious cocktail I wouldn't pass it across the table for you to take a sip of it. Of course not not my style. Harry. Can I can I just see the cigars? Yeah, I know that church Hill himself was more of a Romeo Ijulietta guy, but these are the his personal brand Really? Yeah, use a Romeo Ijulietta. It's already open and he was a Johnny Walker red label guy as well But I wasn't gonna similar to the cobra Tade arc on the same versus David off is really nice stuff, man. Yeah, those should be nice. Yeah, those are gonna be pleasant smell it over my wrist The extra is overwhelming the power of cigar. You're not getting any cigar in that smell. No Pure rest. Yeah, you want to see you might be able to smoke him in here and they wouldn't know outside Maybe like is that sandalwood and patchouly probably boys smell good today probably it's coming through there I got hit up by a guy who actually look asked me if he I would be willing to trade some of the Delta one Toilet kits he collects them from every brand Oh, and he he said he was like I want I've been looking for them they're hard to get this one sealed So this was like this is like a like a a a rated baseball card. There you go. Yeah They're rating 10 Get that thing like framed get that in a sleeve. Yeah, did you guys see wrap around it? Did you guys see that Delta has now unveiled their brand new Delta one seats? No, I don't think so and they are gonna be out next summer Exclusively this new batch is on the a 350s Very nice Right there. So that's got to be international flights, right. Oh for sure. There she is this beast Beautiful whale of plane and the big thing that I saw the whole premise that they cared about was Sleep comfort that was the number one thing they cared about more than like food more than whatever So get this first airplane ever to have the mattress built in to the seat Wow, so the seats are pure mattress. Well, they also have an additional like roll out sleeping mattress that you can put on top Oh, so I mean you're going it really is a bed Yeah, it's a bed bed interesting But yeah, it's they look really really nice and I can't wait for us to take one maiden voyage Situation yeah, we'll have to get on that maybe we can like figure out some sort of deal where we can be like test it out First flyers. Yeah first flyers on the new fleet. Yeah No, they're gonna let Teddy swims go first Did you guys hear the Teddy swims? It's 360. I did I kind of admire that to be honest with you because that means that he is still flying commercial or that means that Delta is like picking a certain class of celebrity to give 362 and it's like VIP. I think they do yet you do get it if you are famous They give it to you There's like if there's like certain things that you can get should I should I message swims and ask him? Yeah How did you get this? Yeah, I think that's come on the podcast and talk about it But that's it. That's all we want them on for He probably will I love watching Teddy swims go up to people in town squares who are singing his songs and enjoying them That's one of my faves I like that a lot. How did you get 360 teach me? I think I'm gonna bike home today and smoke one of these on the right on the way home That is bespoke But you need a bike with a really big front of you Something's got a whole new Huge front wheel and the back wheel. It's like super tiny There's a guy that livestreams himself doing that and he'll come up to intersections and be like brother brother Whether you mind if I lean on you Stop Not even dismount to bike like that. I don't know. Did you guys ever have bikes when you were younger that had the it was the back break Like instead of the squeeze you would you would pedal backwards. Yeah, I liked that way more than the squeeze right you could drift Way easier to drift. Yeah, but sometimes when I'm coasting I like to kind of just let the feet go backwards Yeah, that is true. That is true. You hear that sound. You know, yeah, yeah, I like that too like I'm casting But I did like the cuz you could really burn out with the you could break. Yeah, you could just slam on it Wait, what do you mean? What's the move? Just slam a back rake and just keep on. What do you mean burn out you skid you skid through your driveway? Yeah, skid now burn out. Burn out is when you accelerate well I would have a technique of of back and front pumping kind of rotating of the tool. You're trying to make this work It doesn't make sense. You just said the wrong thing in a circle. No, no, I didn't. I didn't it's just fine I know I knew exactly what you meant. I did the same thing. I had a long dirt driveway Look, he's big like having who shurned out the way that I have that's fine. I would rut You don't got to make me feel dumb because you don't know how to burn out. I was trying to help I was trying to help you out of that hole. It's not a hole. I mean, imagine smoke flying up from under my tires As I pump as I pump the back brake It's more of a tap you put your pedaling somehow It's a break and a pump one side is breaking the other one is something. Yeah, exactly Finally, you guys are understanding Understand. No, I'll tell you what the I showed you guys some of the pictures from the flat over there though that virgin that virgin is nice That's virgin. This is insane. It's paper rip it rip it. Oh, it's literally fully paper Like oh no a little bit of a solid stitching there, but it literally It literally is all paper like this is fully paper outside of the zipper I don't know virgins just cutting corners. It's so weird I had them and I've never flown it, but I held them in high regard because of Richard Brains and such a cool dude Is that the same as the hotels? Yeah, yeah same as the hotels and he has an island With only adults allowed deal bombers go hang out with him deal bomb on jet skis and stuff, you know, and He's cool But his his airplanes suck ass his airplanes are dumb bullshit. I think he's making money. Do you think? I mean he's just jamming people when they're like cattle. Yeah, exactly. Somebody was in my seat No, no, we're sharing And so we had to get fucking super skinny next to each other It's called the coffins and you're literally just facing the rest of the people on the plane I'd never seen anything like it. It's so brutal. Oh, it's just looking at everybody. It was so fucking uncomfortable Did you sleep at all? No It was like a morning flight or really can't and it's like old guys like getting comfortable Which is like a very vulnerable thing like they're like a old man like curling up See that you never want to see a guy with both of his knees touching looking at you Reading a newspaper the virgin coffin seats these aren't these are much nicer than what I was dealing with so you didn't sleep at all No, it was a morning flight. That's brutal Yeah, it was nasty the coffin It looks like the cults. Yeah, the groups are just the black night. He's sticking out It looks like a plane that's on its way back Like a horrible Ground zero of an epidemic. We're studying them like it's like American gangster They're like like smuggling cocaine in the bodies of the people who came back on the virgin flight going seatbelt over the sheets is crazy Yeah, there was a seatbelt. There's like a little island for you to put your feet on. Yeah, there's a seatbelt for my ankles. Oh, yeah I like that. My ankles in I ain't my ankles are gonna be like Irreduance like fucking woody from toy stories feels like that's got to be more dangerous than just no seatbelt like if you were If we're barrel rolling my top seatbelt comes off and I'm just dangling like a pack Yeah, I mean that's what would happen it would be the bottom feet hooked in it's someone's trying to saw you out of the seatbelt Fucking the weirdest flying experience I've ever had Gosh, well, how was London? It was it's a lovely beautiful city top loss. Oh my god That's one of the most insane endings I've ever seen. Yeah, it was a really crazy ending. I mean, why didn't they just kick it out of bounds? Makes you wonder You think that they're trying that the the fix was in I think the fix has been in all year if I'm being frank. I mean, you've been you've known so So I'm gonna be frank. Yeah, tell me. She's just not looking right this year. It's not adding up to me really I'm seeing a lot of plays that just aren't really making sense. They're leaving me on the bone They're leading they're leaving me on the bone people aren't scoring that should be scoring right People are getting pulled out of every game. It's just not the patriots are good, which they shouldn't be right It should be bad. So perhaps probably paying someone I don't know. That's just what I've gathered. Well, who I mean connected dodge for me because I feel like you you're seeing something I'm not you guys clearly didn't pay enough money and that's why you saw. I mean I can sum it up for you easily. You guys probably missed a do or something and now that's why Jackson Tarts not playing the rest of the year. Yeah but the giants somehow continue to have success against all odds. Yeah and people are talking about them as if they're a good team. It's like according to what they had one good win against the cowboys when Jackson Dart was playing. Yeah. That is the only true impressive win that the giants have. Everything else is like a comedy of errors that somehow remarkably results in them. They were winning or tied. They tied. Oh yeah. Yeah. Who did they play? The fucking commanders with the worst clock management in the history of the game. That was that again. What what the fuck was that? That's what I'm saying. I think the giants are on the other side of it. Patriot side. They're getting the dues paid. Yeah. They're getting on they paid. You think so you think the giants are giants and Patriots paid. Yeah. Yeah. I completely agree. Yeah. So it's like even they couldn't do anything about the Jackson Dart thing but since they paid they're going to like okay we'll get you through Jackson. I saw Jackson Dart this morning running on the water. Yeah down by the I was really on the water. Like do the sprints. Yeah. Sprinting across his ear at all. He's wearing inflatable shoes. I think they paid after Jackson got into that. That's what happened. They were like I fuck we had big hopes for this year. We have a lot of people. A lot of investors investing in our success. We can't hit the under on our wins. So we'll pay. I mean I think that's really what's going down. Goodell. The J the J the J Daniels thing was it was actually shocking. That was kind of the now in the coffin for me. What about it rigged? What about it? What happened? What happened? Why did they let the clock run so much? Oh at the at the last play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That was dumb as hell. That was aggressively dumb. And some of the players on the team aren't even on on it. I saw Sam Cosme throwing his helmet pissed. He doesn't know what's going on. He doesn't know to. Yeah. It's just a pawn. So shitty to be a pawn. Be a chess master. When I was at the game I was having a good time and then I saw it like towards the last drive. Like someone like two rows ahead of me. A Jaguar fan like was like taking a picture of me. Oh no. Like like filming me or something like that. And then he was like Rome big fan. And then we hit the field goal. And then they marched down in eight seconds against all odds. 97% win percentage or likelihood scored. And they won the game. And I had and he was just like looking at me. And I had to instead of being like furious I just had to be like how the cookie crumbles. Because I'm being perceived. I'm being like looked at in my like most vulnerable moment when I just want to be a spaz. Yeah. Well you win something to lose some. Well at least I'm here with my family. I'm with my family. I'm fucking like crushing a beer in my hand. Yeah. It's just you want to be at home for a terrible moment like that. Definitely. So you can be nasty to your family or something like that. Take it down on the kids. Yeah. Not like looked at not like filmed to see if you're a good sport. Yeah. Not obviously not. It seemed like there was a shit ton of Eagles fans. It was insane. Yeah. It was like a pilgrimage. Yeah. It was like the the the hodge which is surprising because it's the Jags home field. Yeah. The Jags don't have it like that though. No Eagles fans or some have fans. Yeah. They don't have any fans. Not in London. I got to tell you some about Trevor Lawrence doesn't sit right with me. I think that's a common opinion. When he's talking in a post game. Yeah. I'm like, did you get face swapped? It is a little weird. Something about his face doesn't quite match his body. It's like someone's wearing him. Yeah. It does kind of have that. And his voice doesn't really fit what I'm seeing. You know what I really think it is. I think he just needs to cut his hair. No. No. No. No. His face. His face would not withstand a short haircut. No. I think if he had like a mohawk. I think he should go mohawk to be honest. It's so bizarre. I think he needs I think it's I think he needs to have like much much heavier eyebrows. I think he needs to have eyebrows like Eugene Levy. That could be it. He doesn't really have eyebrows. I think he needs to get an eyebrow transplant. I mean are the Jags good? Yes. I think so. The Jags and the Rams are good. So those those who lost his really don't mean anything. He'll also be back on track this week. Panthers coming off a buy. I know that one's going to be just devastating. It's going to be so bad because that might be like an actual blowout. We play the Panthers coming off a buy. Then we play I think the Cowboys Monday night and then we play the Giants coming off a buy and the commanders coming off a buy. And like teams coming off a buy are like 17 and three. Everybody wins off a buy. We're about to see the Eagles at two and fucking eight or something like that. It's going to be ugly. I mean, I think the Panthers are pretty good. Jabba. Yeah, they are. Jabba's Jabba's him. So he's going to fuck you guys up. Sayquan, not at practice today. I already got that notification. So you got both of them on your fantasy squads. I don't know what you're worried about. Well, sayquan's not going to play. I was at this bar in this 1859 bar, whatever. And I just finished a fat meal of fucking fish and chips with my family. And I was so fish and chips, first of all, is fucking funnel cake. It's really heavy. It's so heavy. Yeah, it's not like a light meal at all. Fish and chips and beers is like you're having a 3000 calories. That's a lot. That's like two days worth of eating a lot of brown. It's just brown. Brown and yellow. And I'm like, oh, we have mushy peas to go with it in like a thimble. Did you get the curry, curry sauce or whatever? The brown sauce? No, it's like green. What is with the brown sauce? They like their brown sauce. Yeah, what the fuck? I actually don't mind the brown sauce. I don't know, basically like a catch up with vinegar in it. Yeah, it's like Vegemite. Sounds great. It's like a weird ass. I like the brown sauce. I do. I would definitely try some of that. I brought some and as I was leaving, I ran into to Mike. And he was like, which Mike? Mike Wallace. What? And he was just in that tavern as well. He's like, I'm with Kelsey. Jason Kelsey's upstairs. Holy shit. Jason and Kylie Kelsey are upstairs. And I went upstairs. And I was like, Jason, what's up? And he's like, I heard what Sas has been saying about me. Oh, no. Yeah. What did I say about him? You said that him and McAfee are bad guys. What? Yeah. I said that about Jason. Kelsey. I remember when he said that. And he's and he is not happy with it with you specifically. No, there's first of all, there's no way Jason Kelsey has any idea who I am. Of course he goes. Second of all. He said he was a fan. No. He used to be a fan. No, Sean. Because I was definitely saying way worse things about him when he was on the Eagles than I am now. But he said he gets that's just the heat of debate. But now when you should be, he should be a neutral guy, a neutral party. Yeah. Should be nice to him. Finally. Definitely not. And then I was, so Mike was like, after I just had a 3,000 calorie meal, he was like, dude, I have a 1030 reservation at ambassador's clubhouse. And I've been fucking talking to you guys about the ambassador's clubhouse dying to go to ambassador's clubhouse. And so I just had another 3,000 calorie dinner just back to back. Oh my god. You went bang bang. That's crazy. Bang bang. The past club. I went to the ambassador's clubhouse. And just we ordered the menu. Yeah. I was in hell. So did you go with your family? Or did you? No, it was two people with a bounce. No, they had, they, they, they were already leaving. And we made it. He just had two, two seats at ambassador's clubhouse. So it's just you and Mike. Yeah. I was just ripping the walls. The room was fucking spinning. Dude, fucking hell. This place is awesome. So good. Those chicken little like, yes, yes, they're not wings, but they're like pandori chicken bites or something. It was the tenders chicken I've ever had. That's all time. We got to get, we have to get out there. Yeah. We have to make that happen. I'm not so I would love to go to London. I've had Indian bros coming out of the woodwork being like, I couldn't sort you out at ambassador's clubhouse in the US. We need to do it. We need that. Yeah. Let Indian bros in, uh, in England. I loved it. I love to see it. That's where my rashes from. I believe it. Ambassador's clubhouse. Yes. Yep. No way more. Born in a morning raised. He was from England. Really waited a long time for the labor. He's a kitchen baby. No, he's from, uh, London. What? Right? Yeah. Or his dad is. I don't know. When we were in, well, because he came to Birmingham with us. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I know that. But like, I didn't know it was because he was indigenous to London. No, yeah. He was like, well, that was the whole, that was why it was so crazy that he was the one that crashed the car because he was like, I've been here so many times. I've driven here so many times. Yeah. Born in a sink. Think that he'd know. And then he drove head on into another car on a one mile straight road in the dark. I mean, they had to have seen the lights. Just coming right at them. Are you blaming the other people? Oh, blaming Mirage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had to have seen the light. Yeah. It was this completely straight road. So what was he thinking? I don't know. We're all wondering that. And there's at every crosswalk, there's a sign on the ground that says, look left or like, look right. Oh, yeah. Because they're like, there's probably too many people getting smoked by double deckers. That's true. Did you go to what? Pickley, is that what it's called? Pick a deli. Pick a deli. I didn't pick a deli while I was out there. You didn't go to you missed that whole area. That's pretty big part of London. Did you go to, well, that's their time square. It's missible. Did you go to Covent Garden? Yes. Cool, I was trying to buy that. Yeah. And then what did you go to, um, Buckingham Palace? I didn't go to Buckingham Palace, but I, the Churchill's war room is by the, uh, Westminster Abbey and the one and tower and everything like that. They're on the strand. It was nice. So did you just hit, you just hit the war room and ambassadors club and the fucking pub and then fucking other Indian place I went to and the other fucking pub that I went to in the Eagles game. I didn't do enough for you. You had to go to Buckingham Palace. How do you not get the palace? Bro, I don't, I don't bend me to the royals. I don't have any respect for the royals. The royals haven't done fucking anything. That's correct. So now you're talking shit about the country that you just, no, I respect PMS, I respect Churchill. Churchill was doing all the work during the war and the royals were fucking sipping tea fucking. I'm pretty sure I got home from Japan and spent two hours doing exactly that. So what? Talking shit about the country I had just been to. That is true. I don't think we get good reviews of countries. You want me to suck off the royal family? I can't, I never knew that you were a royal guy. No, I'm not a royal guy. You obviously are. I mean, I would, I would have stopped by the palace. That's all I'm not critiquing your trip to bend the knee. All I'm saying is I would have paid respect. I'm not kissing the ring. I would have paid respect to the palace, but that's a personal thing. I'm paying respect to the greatest America or the greatest living person from the 20th century, greatest person lived in the 20th century. I respect that. I think Harry would have tried to do his stand-up jokes to the guards. Yeah, see if you could get the viral smile. That would have been good. I would have gone viral. Get the tripod out. You guys, cool. If I set up my tripod here in my ringlight, I've seen your social media recently. Yeah, she's popping. Yeah, you're going viral. You would have gone so viral if you got in the guards to break. Oh, yeah. Big time. That would have been insane. I can't even stop looking at my present. I like it so much. I'm not even kidding you. I've such a fucking, I like things. 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Yeah. Why? It's great suit for like a hundred times still fits perfect fits like a glove. What color is it? It's like a dark blue slash red. It's like striped. It's like checkered almost. It's red. It's like a hard brook suit. Really? No. But it's like it's like a pattern, you know, like some orderones, maybe not as intensive a pattern. Actually, it's very similar. It's what it's red and blue. Cool. I think this is that intense. But like if you saw it from a distance, you'd be like, oh, that's blue. But then if you got closer, you're like am I seeing hint of red there? Uh-huh. And then you could wear red tie. I typically wear blue tie, but it makes on a red for sure. To tone down the red. To tone it down a little bit. Do you regret the red? Trying to get it under control. It's not like red red. It's not like said rain up the red red. If you zoomed in on the color is red, but it's not like if I'm standing close to you, it's red. No, no, if you're standing close to me, it's still a dominant blue. I said hints of red. You said if I was far away, I would think it was blue. If I was close to you, I'd say, is that red? No, you'd say is that is there a hint of red in there? Yeah. It's like little details of red. Nothing crazy. I'm gonna have to. I didn't buy a red suit. I'm picturing bright red. I'm not walking around in the fucking target bag. I'm picturing you looking like Jake from state farm. Not at all. No, it's it's uh, you said her brooks. Yeah, I was kidding. Because it is a pattern, but it's not like it's not her brooks. Yeah, I wish I had her brook suit. Wait, I'm not even thinking of the right guy. I'm thinking of the NBA announcer who passed away. Her brooks is the co-sager in the 1985 team. Yeah, did he wear red suits? No, you wore like crazy pattern suits. Oh, there's some him and tag-sager are kind of have a similar look and uh, uh, kind of feel. Yeah, yeah, this is Harry right here. He does wear suits similar to that. Look up her brooks. Her brooks suits. He wears some solid suits. I feel like I have so many good things I want to tell you guys tell us. Yeah, oh my god. Well, I don't want to fit in. I don't want to step up. I really had no overarching like story. I was like a rack in my brain for narratives, but I just had like a nice time with my family. That's awesome. There's no, uh, I should say I hated it. I should say it sucked. No, I did that and people were upset. Okay. Um, well, I hated it and it's sucked. How was your guys time? Um, yeah, I mean, I started watching a movie last night that I have never seen and I don't really know how I haven't seen it. What's it called? The deer hunter. Oh yeah, classic, a Western Pennsylvania classic guys. I've never actually seen that movie. Isn't it like three hours long? It's amazing three minutes. Harry, this is it. Oh, I know the movie. I've never watched it. I know this is like you will love this more than any movie you've seen in a long, long time. I know I'm very familiar. I am below. I'm only halfway through. Yeah. Did you get to the did you get to the scene? Well, it's pretty depressing. We all know I'm still in Western Pennsylvania. No, no, no, okay. I've seen that. Wow. Yeah. Oh, I've seen it. And I had seen that scene before on YouTube or whatever. Yeah. But with the context with the context of it all. Yeah. It's, I mean, that's amazing. But like obviously Robert De Niro has such an amazing library of movies where he plays some of the most badass, incredible people ever, right? A lot of his roles. It's like bullshit that guys fucking terrifying or meet the man or whatever. Meet the parents. Raging bulls all day. Yeah, fuckers. All right. Let's don't do that. You want to red suit your fucking weirdo. No, but I think only having watched the first half, I think this might be his most badass role. It's pretty fucking insane. And I mean, I would, you've got to finish it. I'm going to see the end of it. The first 20 minutes when they're just working in the steel mill and there's fire everywhere is terrifying. Like, I don't know that I had ever really pictured the inner workings of a steel mill and how much danger there really is. And maybe they've improved the condition since then. But on top of that, you know, the way that they build the camaraderie of the friend group and Christopher Walken is amazing. Like super for handsome too. Yeah. I don't know. Just the whole feel of it. I'm like really, you know, so into this movie that I had to stop at halfway through and go to bed. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like it. I was whistle all movie. I was with some inzers when I was in South Carolina. And I brought up this movie just as a touchstone conversation for people from Pittsburgh. And they're convinced that the hunting scenes aren't shot in in Western Pennsylvania. They're like, we don't have looks like that. Alps. That was a, I was a little weirded out by that, too. Where did they shoot? I was kind of like there, that is way too much of a glacier to be in fucking Pennsylvania. It's not Pennsylvania, but they mean they are 16s. And John Kazali, like his fucking Washington state, Washington state near British Columbia. That makes a little bit more sense. But why not just shoot it in PA? I don't know, disrespectful. Yeah. John Kazali has the best fucking. He has like eight movies and like four of them are the best movies of all time. What else has he done? The Godfather. Godfather too. John who? Kazali to do with the monster forehead. Is he an actor? Yes. Oh, okay. He's the third guy. He's the third guy who gets who gets like brain dead in the rat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stevie. Yeah. It's a harrowing. Look at that fucking filmography. The conversation. Like the dear hunter, the Godfather. Oh my God. That's it. And that's like all he did. Oh, no, no, no, that's not Stevie. That's, um, he didn't do little fockers. I don't think it's TV. That's Ariana Grande you're thinking of. What's that one called? The new one? Like Falker and Lawyer. Yeah. Falker and Law. Falk you. Falker and Law. Falker and Law. It's going to be a banger. There was no doubt about it. They were pumping that at the, at the Odyssey. I'm locked in to see the Odyssey and I got fucking Ariana Grande. I mean, meet the Falkers might be a top movie in terms of like the franchise to me. Do you mean meet the parents? Meet the parents, meet the Falkers. They're all good. Meet the parents is the best one. No, they're off. They're all incredible works of art. No. I love those movies. They're so rewatchable. I'll just shut my mouth on this one. You don't like them? I like actively uncomfortable watching. Oh, because you like Ben Stiller. I just, I just think that like, I forgot about that. You have like a personal beef with Ben Stiller. It's not about. I think that these movies, like calamitous movies, like movies where everything goes wrong. And like, I mean, character is so misunderstood or just like, that's what you said about Ben Stiller, originally. Yeah. And I was about. It's about him. And it's about this movie. There's an AI description of my, but I, yeah, I just, I think that it's just, to me, that's that, that's the, I don't like, it's the same reason I don't like, like Christmas vacation movies, like that, that whole genre of movies, like all it, like that Chevy Chase, like family vacation movies, like national ampune. No, no, those two like the national ampune's Christmas vacation. Yes. You don't like that movie? No, I think where everything just goes wrong for the family. I think that that shit is just like, you might have, you might hate joy. That is not joy. You might hate, you might hate laughter with close friends and family. I can't believe everything went wrong. When he cuts open the turkey and it shoots out air, what? It's hilarious. When he's driving the car and he ends up under the 18 wheeler or the grandmother's dead in the backseat. Yeah. Yeah. Great movie. Ron, I have a question. Does this policy of just everything going wrong? Does that extend to say disaster movies? No, like a comedy, like a comedy of errors. Oh, like a calamitous, like, what do you like, dumb and dumb? You know, like, dumb and dumb. Well, I don't think everything goes wrong there. I think that they're like blissfully unaware. They don't feel bad throughout the entire movie because like, I wish people would understand like, no, like I didn't want this to happen. Like, it's not like they're just like dumb guys. Like that's a significantly different process. They do drive the wrong way, though, for all that time. Yeah. They make mistakes, but also things break in their favor. It's not like if they take it, it takes relaxatives accidentally. Huh? Shits his pants and the broken toilet. No, he takes the laxatives because he's been tricked by boys. Yes. Yes. But he shits in the toilet and it's broken and then he has to throw it out the window. No, he doesn't throw it out the window. She just leaves. I thought he threw it out the window. You haven't seen this movie in a long time. These guys are like dumb guys who like look into extraordinary circumstances at sometimes. It's true. It's true. It's a difference. They're like more like Mr. McGoot. I enjoy like a Mr. McGoot type of thing. I'm not familiar. Or like Mr. Bean. I think he comes out and addresses someone else. Mary has to leave. You know what? It doesn't fucking matter. She gets the call from Lloyd. I have no idea that he's got her briefcase since she has to go and then he comes out of the, I think he comes out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and like apologizes. And don'ts there. He maybe he does it to a housekeeper or a family member. I can't quite remember. But he's staying. He definitely doesn't throw it out the window. It's wet, diarrhea. How do you even do that? It's like a recent siphonet. Like was it just steel gas? That's what I was wondering. You had better time that. You got to get off the, off the hose fast. Yeah. Yeah. People will probably lampoon me for having the steak. But this is just my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. These are the movies that I just do not enjoy watching. We respect that. It doesn't seem like you do. I know. I do. We'll never watch Meet the Falkers together. No. That's okay. And that's okay. I'll never watch it with anyone. What if you grow? What if you get your line? They'll never see it. What if you're killed with my last name? We'll ever watch these movies. What about Night at the Museum? That's not the same thing at all. It's been still there. My problem is in the fan still. That was a six years' next thing. Fans can't talk shit about to other fans. Well, you took it to a personal level. You critiqued his art. Yeah. Fans. I'd be like, if I was mad at Jalen Hurts and I was like, also, you're bad at drawing. That'll be funny. It'll be nasty. What? People probably say shit like that. When people were like Tom Brady, you kissed your son on the mouth. Like for that, that's all silly. Despicable. Why? Nasty behavior. I'll never say that to Tom Brady. And I would never say that about Jalen Hurts. What did you say about Mike Raible, your own coach two weeks ago, but he's a bad person. Yeah. But that's you critiqued his art. That is true. The art of love making you got you did get me there. But you reverse course on that after they beat the bills. And our first course on stiller. I said, I'm sorry. He said, thanks for something like that. First, I mean, I've never heard the apology. It was on Twitter. We Twittered back and forth. It's all fucking there. I like that. I like reconciliation between them. It was a nice reconciliation. Shocked when he replied, were you like I'd find anything you's ever going to see this? I was drunk when I tweeted. I was like drunk and angry about my team losing. So I rage tweeted something. Not like recognizing that I like even had a following. I was just like consider myself just to a random spaz fan. We went out to get to take the take the Twitter away from you. I was a Utah spaz. I was just fucking going ham on the keyboard. It happens. It happens. I think that it's a very human of me. I agree. I agree. You know, you're not a fan of Ben Stiller. I'll take back your gift. One of my, he's one of my favorites personally. I wonder why we can. What is that supposed to mean? Because he's Jewish. Whoa. What? What? That's why you hate him. You told me that's why you don't like him. I said, that's why I don't like Eugene Levy's kit. Oh my god. Eugene Levy's kit is the one who let the fuse on on the Shane stuff. He did it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He is that. Yeah. That what? He said. He said the tone. He said the tone. What? I got like people like from home texting maybe in like what's going to happen with Shane. I'm like, I don't think anything. I think he'll make twice as much. Yeah. I think he'll continue to be probably the best comedian in the world. Yeah. Definitely. I just don't think like I don't think I think things are heading back to like a bad like we're going back. Like everything's like everything swung so right. And now everything's going back. Like people are getting mad about jokes again. People are. I don't know. I mean, but this just just won't matter. Like this one doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't. It doesn't kind of like what Dave said where he's like the people who like me, you're going to like me, the people who don't or not. And there's nothing I can do to change anyone's mind. That's just the way it is. And then like the 80% of the people that are in the middle aren't really going to be swung one way or another because they don't care that much. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't really get how anyone could care like who gives a fuck. Yeah. That part of it. It is weird because it's like the no one watches SNL. Dude, you know what? Something they get they watch it to get mad at something. Here's something that's funny. So for some reason, this didn't even occur to me, but my whole social media feed over the last couple of days has been. women. Oh yeah, defending shame. Oh, Rayleigh, mine was not that it's been women being like, what, we can't take jokes now. We do look like horrors at the gym. Like, but that's okay. Like, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I, I, I, it occurred to me today that like, that is Instagram knowing my brain so fucking well, where it's like, if we had just fed you men or comedians being like, how can you be mad at Shane Gillis for saying that? He's fine. That wouldn't have changed my mind. That's just me and an echo chamber. Yeah. But to really convince me that I'm right in my view, I needed women. Yeah. Defending. Yeah. To really be like, see. Yeah. See? Oh, this is the right. There's irrational ones. Yeah. Like, like, this is, this is people that should have the opposite point of you and don't. Therefore, my echo chamber is complete. Yeah. These women are woke three point. I am, I am truly in a self affirming cycle. Yeah. As a result of this. And I sent one of them to a friend of mine without even thinking about it because the rant was convincing to me. Yeah. She was like, seriously, hot yoga mom is who you're going to just like what the women's handle was or something like that. You sent you a girl. You think this is going to be comfortable. We're just like debating it a little bit. Not in a friendly banter. Not in like a, you know, Nate, both of us were pretty rational about it, I would say. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to say about that. I just, what's your, what is your algorithm, Ben? Nothing about it on Instagram, but I don't really go on Instagram. Twitter has been all that's my entire algorithm. Is that, but it's just every side of it. It's fucking people freaking out about it. It's people saying it's not a big deal. I don't think it is a, I don't think it matters. I don't think it's, did you guys watch his whole, the whole thing, the whole, yeah, monologue. I feel like most people didn't watch the whole monologue. I feel like 99.9% of people talking about this, they don't watch the whole monologue because he was joke. He's pretty self deprecating the entire time. Yeah, he was like so mean to himself the entire time. People are like, he's punching down. He thinks he's right just because he's a man. He was just calling himself bitch hips and he looked like a sweaty egg the whole time. He's like, I'm the one looking inappropriately because of the outfits. Look at me. This is, I mean, whatever. I don't even know. I also don't think you put a value judgment on the word horror, but that's another, no, I just think it's so self explanatory. Like, and if like, people are mad about it, they're just looking for something to be mad about. Do you think that we can call women's Halloween costume slutty or they can call their Halloween costume slutty? I'm, I'm done referring to them. I will keep them out of my mouth. Literally and figuratively. The safest way to be right now is gay. It's such a, such a safe island because you can have the moral high ground and you never risk of being in the back. You're all you're on every side. Yeah. What about asexual? Oh, the enemy. You do nice a bad time. It's what's the land? Are they asexual in Switzerland? No, he's saying neutrality. Oh, no dog in the fight. I'm not fucking anything. I see what you mean. I see what you mean. No, no, bystander. Bystandard. You're a bystander. I stand with the buys. Yeah, you stand with the buys. Okay. I can go both ways. You got to be something. You got to pick a side. No. Being asexual as like being like a registered independent. Oh, you. Can you register as an independent? Yes. Really? I think so. Yeah. So funny. Because I try, I think I did. I registered. Yeah. That's what it is. I registered as an independent and therefore could not vote in the Democratic primary or the Republican primary in the state of New York. Oh, wow. You can only vote in the general election. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. If you're a registered independent, you can't. Yeah. So that's what it was. What else? Wait, I had another thing I wanted to talk to you about. I had something else that I was really excited. Oh, Harry. Okay. I wonder if you've seen this. There is currently an AT&T commercial where I've probably seen it. It's a group of gamers that are upset are all playing in like some kind of white empty room. Yeah. It's dark, though. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of what I picture, you're bedroom. Very well. Very well lit. My apartment by your by the screens, your face, your faces, their TV, five lamps, three overhead lights. Jesus. We're well, we're well lit. You interrogating in there? I can control all of them with my phone. Okay. We're a button on my desk on. It also locks the door behind you. How would I need to get that? You ain't going no way to get a padlock. All right. But the point is that that commercial, the whole premise of it is that these kids are misunderstood by their parents. And then all of a sudden, like the parents come in. It's been organized. And the kids teach the parents gaming. And everyone has a great time. Yeah. You see where I'm going with this. No. Teach Francis how to game. That's it. Oh, there's nothing to teach. You already know how to play video games. You need to meet to, you need to sit me down at your desk. Definitely not. And we need to, you need to show it to me so that I can understand it. And then we can have that. But there's nothing to understand. You know how to play video games. Turn the lighting to a nice warm color and have them sit on your knee, reach or you hold them around. Think of me like a parent of yours that doesn't get it. Yeah, but that's not the case. And we are our parents get it. We are grandparents. If it's 2020 asked me to do this. Okay. So I don't know. I didn't want to say it, but they asked me. Is this an AT&T read? I am. I am bridging the gap. I come in peace. Okay. No, not welcome. You beat me in halo. I don't know how to play your games, though. I don't know how to play counterstrike. What about the new one about shooting black people in the hood? Oh, yeah. First of all, that's not, that's not what it's about. It's not. You are a black guy shooting black people. Oh, okay. All right. Now still about that. Clean it up a little bit. That game. Hood warfare is phenomenal. Why? Just the gun plays really smooth. It's fun to play on a mouse with a mouse and keyboard. But it's, is it, it's probably pretty rate. I mean, it is pretty racist. Whoa. We come up like that. Just like that. Hood warfare. You guys are the first video about Hood warfare. That's crazy. Jesus Christ. Who designed it? Definitely white dudes. Really? Yeah. A trap star is the name of it, but it's a lot of stuff. You think it is? Why? It could be Asians. In which case, is it racist? Definitely. If Asians do it. Yeah. Stop Asian hate, bro. Yeah. Mikey Lee and Will. Mikey Lee and Will are they got, oh, they're from London, but will also goes by Rashid. Yeah. Oh, so it's, it's, no, that's the week. I can't read them at the weekend. Is that them? Is that the mandem? That makes more sense. I'm so distracted by how good I smell that I can't even finish a thought right now. I'm just happy. Yeah, I'm so happy to, to satisfy. It's so nice. It's so nice to go on a trip and get gifts on the first day. So you're not scrambling on the last day to be like, what should I get? Yeah, last minute. Last minute. It's out of the way. I like to just get them done at the airport. Hudson news on the way out. Yeah. A couple of I heart London shirts. Throw them in the bag. Snow globe. Everyone's going to be happy. A pen that says London on it. Yeah, maybe a chocolate bar from London. I mean, that's basically what you got. Yeah. Chocolate cigars. Chocolate cigars. But those are genuinely from, oh, Churchill's War Room. You know, Churchill painted. Yeah. I think I did know that. Well, did you watch the crown? No. Oh, it's great. Really? Oh my god. Isn't that about the royals? Four or five. It's my only watch the season where she dies. Die? Lady die? Where, where Diana dies? That's what I meant. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I called her die. So they called her a little on the nose. That's what they called her. There's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Lady Diana. Yeah. Yeah. But that that that that season is pretty crazy. Well, that's probably the best season. But I mean, not for nothing, the other seasons are beyond belief good. I think it's one of the better shows ever made. Top 10. But it's about the royal family. It's pretty solid. You realize just how fucked all their lives are. They're fucked. Well, we can't live a normal life. They've they've just been trapped in this like duty. And everybody looks to them to be like, like, there was a part in the Churchill War room where that like, there was like a old article about him and like, somebody, one of the royals wanted to marry an American like cutie and like all of the fucking parliament and all of England was just like, we don't want an American is that as our queen. That's fair. I think that's completely fair. No, why? If you're in the royal family in London, you have unlimited whatever you want. You're the king of an literally an entire country. Just to meet the demands and marry someone from London. Yeah, no, it's a figurehead position, right? So like, it's all ceremonial and other countries, I mean, like, there's a king in Holland, but I'm pretty sure, you know, that they can Mary, whoever they want. And have you seen the women in America or the women in London, America has the horse. Like America has all the good horse. Yeah. A joke would have never flown on SNL UK in Turtles in the 1930s. Um, but no, I mean, yeah, if you're like, I don't know, I hear against Prince Harry. I'm marrying Meghan Markle. I don't really care. But it seems like you care if I'm on his family side. Yes. Really? You had a meeting after they didn't give him anything. He was born into it. They got everything. They were all born into it. So if you're born into it, you play by the rules, play by the rules. It will have unlimited everything, just play by the rules. So he should go to America and fuck whoever they want. They should, he should marry someone from London snaggle to British woman with fucking uh, two inches of makeup on her face. I think, I love the Mary, I think I think Prince Harry could find himself a lady by the way. Yeah. Exactly. That's all the row. Unfortunately, that's all of them. I mean, that you just got it. You got to play. Like glowing orange with makeup. If someone was like, I'm going to give you a billion dollars, but you got to marry someone from America. You wouldn't be like, or he could just be like, I'll take the billion and still marry someone from America. And like the aristocracy of England is going to have to deal with it because you can actually stop me because this is all made up. That's ultimate shame. Yeah. But no, who actually gives a fuck? You looking at him. Yeah. Exactly. You kiss the ring. I give a fuck. You go to Buckingham Palace. You watch the crown. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if that's the rule and you have all of this great stuff in your life, just follow the rule. It's easy. That's not that crazy. Love the rules. Love the rules. Well, the rules were, were deeper than that like what? Well, as you recall, they wanted him, they wanted Prince Charles to marry Princess Diana. Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not that tapped in and, and then I didn't know they ultimately then they got married and then like they ended up not liking her and sort of ostracized her, but they wouldn't let them divorce because that was against the Church of England and all these like ridiculous, outdated, wasn't she fucking her writing instructor who looks, come on, a bit like Frances, show some class. Please. That's why Prince Harry just got back from their country, I'm not begging, I think by virtue, you're not going to be allowed back. You have to be fucking your writing instructor. Yeah. You have. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise. Is that one of their rules? You're not using a civilian. Anyway, the point is that, no, he, Charles was having was in love with Camilla. Camillo? All of that was. And John Mendez is girlfriend? Wrapped up in the fact that England has the worst tabloid sort of vigilance and erosion of privacy of any country, right? Mm-hm. Because it's a gossipy. Well, they didn't. They didn't, huh? That's what they did then. Sure, they still do. That's still got worse after. And then only after like the, the, all of Rupert Murdoch's place news outlets were sued or whatever. Did they, did they stop sort of put some like regulations in place to have to stop like phone tapping and shit? Yes. Peter too was gay or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He linked up. It all fits perfectly. All of this was to say though that in the crown, uh, why did you, what did you, what did you do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He said he was a painter. So there's a great scene early early on where they commissioned a painting of Churchill. Um, and this artist comes in and does it. It's a portrait and he paints it and it's in Churchill's later years of life. And he finally reveals it and Churchill hates it because he looks so old in the portrait and he destroys it, like throws it way burns it, whatever. And they said at least in that episode that in the text after the episode, they were like, it is considered one of the great lost works of art ever. Damn. That's brutal. But he's probably just like, I'm also a better artist than this. I'm not trying to look ugly as fuck. I'm already like born into being a fat old British baby. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're going to listen to his actual speeches. You ever listen to my, my dad is obsessed with Churchill, as I'm sure a lot of dads are. And we use, um, we, he would go through phases where he, I remember he got like a six CD set of Churchill's speeches. I mean, we would listen to him to the, to the him on the way to fucking school as if that was going to rally me, y'all, I mean, you know, he's talking about like, we shall fight them in the beaches. We shall fight them on the land tomorrow is a new dawn that I'm like, dad, I have a geometry quiz today. None of this is really like holding any water now, now for me, Churchill is pretty hard to digest when you're like eight years old. I didn't get it. I didn't know what he's talking about. Yeah. You don't have the appreciation for it. You also don't realize the stakes where it's like London's being bombed. Like they're doing like genocide on the London. Yeah. Yeah. You really have to do. I mean, yeah. And if you don't know any of the stuff that's happening around the speeches, yeah. It's just words. Like, I don't think I was really acutely aware of how much they were bombing London. Oh, yeah. We're, we're dying at the time in London for years. They're just bombing this shit out of them. 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Cheating in a fucking porcelain bowl and sure somebody else was, was emptying it. Right. Imagine out the window. Yeah, but they used to do it, but he's in a basement. So it's like you have to like hand it up to dump it out the window. That's brutal. Wow. Imagine this like, forgive me, but like this splatty ass fucking nasty diarrhea. Yeah. Whiskey shits. The whiskey shit. Yeah. Churchill had. Do you know that in Victorian England, there was a, the etiquette of walking with a woman on the street was that the men would walk closer to the street. Yeah. They would walk closer to the building. Do you know why that was so that they wouldn't get hit by car? That's a, that's a decent thought. But it was actually because people would be emptying their bedpans out into the street from the upper windows. And it was thought that if you stood closer to the wall, that it would pass over your head and hit the man. She is. The women were protected from flying, excrement and piss. I mean, that would be a devastating. Especially with how much swayed I wear. Yeah. Cause I don't waterproof all of it. He was a bed pan. Oh my God. Or like it's just bed pan after bed pan going down the street. I mean, yeah, there's someone that probably got hit with like four in a row. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Take him like an early walk. Beddy bedpans. Yeah. Yeah. Here he comes. Everybody get ready. I'm surprised bedpans aren't more, aren't more popular now. Hospitals love them. Yeah, of course, but I'm saying just like has every like I could see there's probably someone out there who's just Uber eats bedpan just all day on repeat. You know, just get the dose toros and then just shit into a pan, slide it over to the left of you. New bedpans. Yeah. Multiple bedpans. Yeah. Like you keep one fresh, open up door to ash, see what they got. They should make disposable bedpans. We should get nicky numbers on this. Yeah. Slide the top over a bedpan and chuck it up to that would be awesome like a paper bedpan. Yeah. We're just like cheap plastic or something like that, micro plastic, but yeah, yeah, that could work. Dude, I had this conversation with like fruit in. like a fruit container, he fruit as a centerpiece in the bed. Yeah, yeah, then throw the fruit out when you need the bed. I mean, that'd be great. If I could wake up in the morning and just shit and piss all over myself and not have to get up for a couple more hours, I would love that. He's wear a diaper. You can make it an adult diaper. No, I need a metal pan. You want the sound. Yeah. What's, can you put up a chamber pot? I wonder if that's the same. Is that the same thing? I would a bet. Is that like a nicer? Holy shit. Things look like a torture. Was there a shit in that one? Is that just part of it? Is that the family crests in their chamber? This is what churches look more like. I mean, these are like, why do they all have that at the bottom? Because you wanted to be nice. What do you want to poor chamber pot? You want your house guests coming over and shitting in something nasty in the room? I don't want my chamber pot to have decor in it. The family crest. Yeah. What are my grandmother and my chamber pot, a frog, a metal frog in this chamber pot built in? Hmm. Oh, there's water. Maybe that was like a thing. You lay in for the frog. I don't know. Yeah. It's like, I'm going to go shit on the frog. It diminishes the splash back. A whimsical decorative surprise designed to appear at the bottom of the pot when the pot was emptied. Surprise. Okay. How frog. Yeah. Yeah. So it was decor. It's whimsical decor. Whimsical. Yeah. Great. Let's get this one. It's full of whimsy. Oh, they're saying. You aimed at it. A folk humor. You're supposed to aim at the frog. Oh, how fun. Man, that was, it must have been way easier to keep people like entertained back then. Holy shit. The frog. I just saw the frog again when I was emptying the shit out of the bed pan. I remember my shit this morning. That thing always gets a good laugh out of me. Um, there's some presents, but they're just, uh, there's some more presents. Oh, great. Well, these aren't from me. These are from fans. So this is a guy, really nice guy named Frank who, uh, he runs a store on eBay. Um, and he found this and he really thought it would be good for Harry. And I kind of agree. So hand that over to Harry. Take this. What is it? I'll see. We can take a look at it. You're not going to like just do just just clear it, make sure there's no bombs or anything in it. I hate it. We got to taste all of the president's soup to make sure he's not poisoned. Is that still a job? I don't know. It actually is very nice. Might be a little bit too bright for you though, brother. Ooh. This is cool. This is cool. That shade of blue. Oh, frequent flyer. That actually might go good with your suit. Pull that out. Pretty, uh, protected or just pull it, but it's all wrapped around this thing. Okay. That's cool. Very nice. Requit. That's got you written all over it. Definitely wear this. That is absolute. Would you just try it on really quick? Maybe come the summertime. I'm going to clean it first. Right. You're not. You got to wash that first. Critters crawling around inside. Yeah. Startify pre-owned. Um, physical critters, you also sent us a series of photographs of different fighter planes, which is pretty cool. Photographs of offset in our houses. Is that for you, bro? That's your present. Here's Ron walking his kids. My wife with who? Here's Francis upstate. That's Frank's variety vault on eBay. Shout out Frank. Thank you. This feels like he's, uh, he took these and he just didn't want them around. I wonder is I hear clog up your studio with these? I don't want to clog up my house with this. What this is? Oh, and there's, uh, there's a log. Oh, that's cool. You're here. Sass. Was that a, uh, a murder and parry? 68. Wow. I don't even know who this is from. This is, um, a book, murder and Paris 68, a true story of death and glamour, Edward Chisholm. That's probably sent from Edward Chisholm. Yeah. That might be Chisholm's. Chisholm might have sent that. Is Chisholm a wide receiver for the Patriots or is he the owner of the Celtics? He's, uh, you're thinking jazz Chisholm. The owner of the Celtics plays for the Patriots, which is really weird. Oh, he's the slot receipt. Yeah. Yeah. Well, now he's actually an elevator guy, an elevator guy. I got in trouble for that, you know, never been on the practice squad. How nice are these hair, it's bags, even on the, yeah, I don't know who that book is from, but thank you. It's from Chisholm. I really appreciate it. It's from the wide out. Oh, here's a, here's a letter. Here we go. Perfect. I should have looked a little bit harder. These photos are cool. If anyone's into fighter jets, check them out. Yeah, what are we going to do with those photos, hang every one of them up? Yeah. I'll probably put them in an album and take them home with me. Oh, here we go. My dearest friends, dear Francis, if you love to London following, you should love this one as well or two. London following to say, right from Alexander London following, you're thinking of London has falling. Yeah, you're not talking about that. So that's one of the worst things I've ever made. Yeah, that wasn't great, but the first one was good. No, you got to rewatch it. I know won't stand up when I saw it. I liked it. I completely agree. When I saw it, I liked it. And then if you rewatch it, you'll be like, this is the worst thing I've ever made. No, far worse was the one that Jamie Foxx did that came out like three weeks later. I house down with the white house down is the one with is the one with Gerard Butler. That's, oh no, you're right. White house town. That's the worst. Fallen are, they're both unbelievably bad. So white house down is way worse. Olympus has fallen. If you watch it again, the CGI in it is, it's not great. It's insane. Yeah, it's just they didn't have the budget or the, it was like, I had no budget, because like they, they CGI, they did well enough to make three more. That's true. They, but they CGI in things that just exist in your life, like they, like the, the, the Washington Monument, there's a scene where they're, where they're doing like a helicopter. They knock, well, they knock it over, which again, you probably can't do. No, no, obviously, I'm saying they show they actually knock over the watch. No, no, they had. So it's fake, but there's a part where they show it and it's fake. And you're like, why wouldn't they have just gotten footage of it? Well, I wouldn't think just send a camera guy out there to just take a video of the, the monument. Yeah, I don't know. I liked it. And you know what? I'll say that I still like it. That's a bad Jerry Butler is a badass mofo. Yes, he is. And great guy. That one made the other one look ridiculously bad. Yeah. I wonder why they both came out. So close to each other. It's like when I was always doing that bullshit. No strings attached. Friends with benefits came out very, never so no strings attached. Oh, yeah. Magic one with Edward Norton. Yeah. The illusionist interstellar. Fucking other. What's the illusionist? Is that the one where he's like the, it's like way older or no? That's. Eddie Norton and Scar Joe. That's the illusionist. And they're like a duo. And bail is in that one. Right? No, he's not in that one. That's prestige. On another magic movie on top of the perceives. Magic Mike. Yes. Now you see me. Now you see me eight. Now you see me. It's great. Can you believe they keep on making? Now you see me? People are watching them. Yeah. They are good. At some point, you won't be able to see me. No, no, no, no. Yeah. And then it'll be. And then it'll be over. Yeah. Now you don't see me. Final. I had such a taste for watching some kind of London movie on the way back on the flight back. And all I could find was some Harry Potter flicks. I watched them though. Which is the itch? It scraps the itch. For sure. Yeah, which ones you watch? Five and six. Heavy hitters. I look for the ones that were most filmed in London. That's the order of the Phoenix and half-blood prints. For me, it's usually two and three personally. I mean, four is the best. Goblet of fire. That's the best book and the best movie. I think two was always my favorite. Was that Chamber of Secrets? I don't know. You like Prisoner of Ask Me. Yes. That's three. Prisoner of Ask Me. A banger. Yeah. That's a good one. That was that was one of the best books, too. I think three and four were the two best books. I gotta rewatch these. Who there? Are you gonna watch the HBO show about them? I actually think it's gonna end up being pretty good, to be honest. It's definitely gonna be good. So yeah, I probably will watch it. And they're doing a crossover with Harry Potter and Girls. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. That's gonna be cool. Yeah, that'll be fun. Did you see that they're coming back, that Girls and Entourage are coming back? Are they? Versession indicator. Yeah, it really is. Eight time. Yeah. The office is gonna come back next. It did. What is it called? The paper company or something? Yeah, yeah. But is it the same thing? It's, yeah, it's like, it's like Oscar's still in it. Oh, shit. That's gotta be so brutal to be the only one. The only one who said yes to the remake. We're all going, right? Yeah. It's gonna be great at the gang back together. I'm walking. It's all set a lot of new guys. Yeah, I watched the first episode of it and it was, uh, I saw a trailer for it. It looked awful. It was pretty grim. They're calling girls whores. Yeah, it was just like, it's just not comedy. No, it's not okay. That's just not okay. This is cool. We did well today, boys. Law, big haul. Thank you, Ro. Yeah, nothing like coming back with a, what are you going to do with that? Are you going to take it to the upfront? This, yeah, I'm going, I have brought a backpack in. I came in from, uh, upstate today. So is there going to, uh, how are you going to the upfront's driving? No, I'll probably subway or city bike. So you might have that at the upfront's with you. I will. Are you worried about the insecurity of the upfront's? Like, what if the guys from dudewives want to do swipe, you're fucking. It's clone. If they try to take it, let's just put it this way. We are never doing reads again for them. That's you. Cause I'm actually a big do wipes, man. Yeah, me too. I brought them, I brought my do wipes to London. I fill my bedpan with them. It's like a goddamn use tissue box. Does it say don't, don't, we can't flush them. Yeah, they say not throw your dude wipes in the street. Please, they do not break down. Yeah, that's why the guys walk on the outside. Yeah, maybe they say don't flush any of those things down the toilet. And I'm flushing them all down. It looks like a ticker tape parade with dudes throwing their dude wipes in. Air else am I going to put it if I wipe my ass with something. It's going in the toilet, not putting it in the trash can. Bro, you go to a hotel in Mexico. They're like put the regular, put the single ply in the trash can. Yeah, that's what you're just going to have shit all over your bathroom. Yes, man. I'll flush it down the sink if I have to. It's going somewhere. I've taken, yeah, take it to the ocean. Throw a spool in the ocean. What's that in the trash? Those are my wipes that I wiped my ass with. And there's shit on them. I keep them in the trash can next to the Diet Coke cans. Yeah, London's plumbing is probably like predates democracy. I do not give a fuck. I'm throwing the dude wipes down the aqueducts. I texted you, Ron, and I don't want to remember if this was to our group or not, but I maybe it was just to you where I was like, I think, I think I don't like travel. Yeah, you said you're going to stop. Someone pointed this out to me and they were like, I don't think you like to travel. And I was like, I never even thought of that. Everybody said everybody likes to travel or at least they say they do. I literally have never hated anything more than traveling. I don't even think that's true. I actually think you do like to go on trips. You like to go to Montana and you like to go to with your friends and stuff. Yeah, but I don't like traveling. I would much rather than my friends just come to here. I wonder if the reason that I now, I think it's a combination of things. But I finally come to realize that like the sort of ideal that I envision every time I think of a trip, like my God, going to New Zealand, that's going to blow my mind. It's going to be perfect. It's going to be this and it always kind of lets you down. A trip is just never going to meet the expectations. Now I'm finally aware of that before I go on the trip. Yeah. I think you should just try traveling in America. I think I need to stop going anywhere. Yeah, but I think if you went somewhere in America, I would like, I think the, you're going on these trips that are 40 hour flights. Dude, in this, in this last, in the last like nine months, I went to New Zealand, France and Japan on three separate trips. Yeah, those are all far as fuck like I work in fucking doctors without borders. If you just go to like fucking Idaho or some shit, yeah, I think that's it. I think I'll just get rid of my passport and stay in a lot of great stuff to see in America. I know, but I've seen a lot of Alaska. My family, we used to drive everywhere when I was a kid. Well, if you've been to 25 hour road trips, have you been to like the national parks? Have you been to, yes, we did. We did a big trip out to the West and we drove around. We should go again when you're in adults. It's better. Well, I mean, you just said you don't like to travel. And now you're trying to sell him on traveling to beautiful places. Oh, I'm just saying when you're, I think Japan, if Japan was a two hour flight away, I think you probably would have had a lot more fun in Japan. I had a good time in Japan. And I forgot to mention, by the way, speaking of bedpans, Ron, did you notice like the public toilets? Like you're in the middle of the city in the street and you follow a sign for like a public restroom. You walk in every toilet in the public restroom is one of the heated seat, the day toilets, automated. It's like a genius. Like you could like put a W2 into the back as you're shitting and it will come out with your taxes. They don't have any like hole in the ground, port-a-potty nightmare thing. Yeah, it's like, oh, you have to go to the bathroom and you didn't account for it. And you're in a rush, right this way to the most comfortable toilet situation you've ever seen. Yeah, the trains have really nice toilets. The toilets on Amtrak are the same toilets you see in a fucking prison movie. Yeah, they're not good. Every toilet that I saw in the country, I did not experience one toilet. That was not the one with the built-in bidet and like automated. And you don't need dude wipes because they're washing your ass for you. And it's not the bidet. Someone will come in and scrub you. Yeah, the bidet is, I mean, the bidet is pretty much a thing everywhere about here. Everyone's got the bidet. Yeah, England didn't have the bidet. But the everywhere else you got to sort of lift yourself up and then scooch over to the other device. Yeah, yeah, and sort of like separate squad almost. Yeah, I remember being in France. I remember I was shitting and then I was throwing up into the bidet at the same time. Nice. That's horrible. It was devastating. But I remember thinking if I was in America, this would be going all on the floor. Wait till you were sitting side saddle like one of the Uber each driver's exact sideways. Do you want to just try to like aim in between your dick and the seat now? That would have been a disaster. Yeah, just like percing your mouth and make you make it a very small aperture of your mouth. Throwing up into a straw, something like fucking amus, power wash, stream, throw up. Yeah. No, I should've thought I should've tried that. You can do that. That would have been great. All the time I brushed my teeth while I'm on the toilet. Oh, really? And then I spit the toothpaste all the way up. And if I think, no, just no, just between my penis on the seat, but what's it, your dick? Well, then, you know, burn, grossed. Yes, whiteening in Japan, they have straws at the fucking toilet. So you can throw up between your legs through the straw and they're just ahead of the game. Yeah, they're just, they know they get it over there. They should move to Japan. If you like it so much, come on, bro. Thinking about it. All right. Okay. Well, I'm going to be in Columbus tonight. If you're listening to this, there's one show at 7 p.m. at the funny bone, tickets on my website or punchup.live. Thank you, Teddy Swims, Teddy Swims, no answer.