Week 9 Waiver Wire: Must-Add Players and Season-Long Stashes

On today's episode of the Ranger Fantasy Football Show, all the players you need to add to your teams entering week nine, we do trivia, literally and figuratively moving the goalposts, Guinness World Records, all that and more after the break. This episode is presented by Verizon. Let me tell you all about Verizon's new simplicity plan. You get one plan, one price, just $30 a line per month, even for a single line. So while everyone is running four trade analyzers before offering a backup tight end, Verizon said one plan, one price. Sometimes the simplest move is the best one, like the simplicity plan. Head to Verizon.com today. For new customers who switch to Verizon, $30 per line includes auto pay and switch discount. Full taxes, fees and terms apply. Welcome to the Ranger Fantasy football show. My name is Deity. I'm Jordan. I get a great cool back here. We're going over all the players. You must add, after week eight, entering week nine, we're going to go position by position. We're going to go over the top players at that position. We're going to pick them. And then if we have the same players, then we're going to trivia type breakers. It's not that complicated. Email us at ringer fantasy football gmail.com for trivia questions, fantasy courts, stupid court, whatever you got, send us emails. And if you're wondering what stupid court is, it sounds like what it is. Yeah, it is what it is. So starting out running back, a lot of interesting options between a couple random guys that popped off last week, and then also the trade deadline, DK, who is your number one running back to add entering week nine. Well, the question first is, are we going to include Tyler Algier from the Cardinals who on Yahoo, he rostered about 52% and then in ESPN's 46%. So there are a little, he's a little above the threshold, but I think we should include him. I think a way to go about discussing running back today is actually there's three clear kind of like next week ads. And then I think there's some clear stash ads, and it's actually pretty interesting because we had three guys this week who had more work than they've ever had all season, right? Tyler Algier massive game number one running back on the week, Kenneth Gainwell had 25 carries, he hasn't had more than five of the rest of the season. And then Mike Washington also had like 25 carries. And actually, he had two. So DK, out of the three of those, who do you, which one do you believe the most? I think Algier would be the safe play. And then I like Mike Washington's second most because I think there is a chance this is just a real switch. You don't care about the box. The team that doesn't throw the ball. You don't want the right. I don't think we're going to see very many games like the one we saw the other day where the quarterback throws it zero times. So that's, or complete zero pass. Sure. How did you throw three holes? Yeah, you're right. My bad, my bad. I just don't think that's something that we can really count on. I do think there's a chance Mike Washington is just now the lead back or the early down back certainly for the Raiders and then Genties more of like a past catching type complimentary piece. The rest of the year. And then Algier, Jeremiah love is hurt. And they might not bring him back immediately. So Algier, to me, you know, he's a veteran. He's done it before. We've seen him perform. He's a good running back. So those would be my two guys. And then I think, I think after that, I would be interested. There's a couple of other guys too that I'm interested in just adding and holding on the roster. And we should say, Bam Knight, the other running back for Arizona was concussed. So, you know, he might not play next week and beyond, but not sure. But I, I, I waffled a little bit. I agree with you that it's between Algier and Mike Washington, but there's something about Mike Washington, where I'm like, man, he seems to have earned the trust of Kubiak. And he's a rookie and he looks good. And this is an offense. I trust more than Arizona's, which I just benched to code for a set. And I'm like, I guess I don't know exactly. Even, you know, Algier was hurt. He had like a toe injury that he kind of played through. So I don't know how much I want to read into the genty thing. But part of me is like, I think Mike Washington is going to be a significant part of the offense moving forward. I think I trust Vegas's offense a little more. But maybe like next week, specifically, I don't know if you just go with Algier. Hi, if it's what do you think? I think if there's weeks we do this where it's just absolute, the doldrums and disgusting. If some reason, Tyler, Algier and Mike Washington are available, I would actually try to add both. And you probably would go Algier and then Mike Washington, but the one, the one variable here that you have to keep in mind is the Cardinals play at Seattle next week. They play Seattle. They put a ram and they put a chiefs. Sure. Why am I love? I just don't think he's going to play. I just really, he's always hurt. They're going to limit how many touches he gets in a given game anyway. He's not the passing down back. So if Gardner, I guess Gardner, man, she's probably going to actually check down less than Jacobi. If he said, if that stays, but overall, I just, he's going to play. And that's really what it's about. Who's going to play going forward? That's really what this, I think that's an important week for way. He's probably going to start. Like Algier will probably start next week. We can't say that for either of the other two guys. He's going to play a lot. Mike Washington might play a lot. If Gentie, you know, he, Gentie also a shadow bench for comments that the pretending he wasn't, but also maybe Mike Washington gets go line or really down work going forward or Gentie gets re-injured. Kenneth Gennie was, I mean, that was, he also had a career, right? Tyler Roger, the best game of his career, or at least by rushing yards and Kenny Gennie will did too. But I agree that Kenny Gennie will last in that pecking order. And the other person I would throw in here is Seth McGowan, the running back for the Colts, where it's like, it's off until it gets traded. Seth McGowan was the only other running back that even got to carry this season until like, they were down 40 points last week. No other running back had gotten a carry for the Colts and Seth McGowan. I think he's a three down back for Indianapolis when if Jonathan Taylor gets traded, which I think will happen. So I think it's just who's going to play going forward? And I think the obvious tiebreaker to me of who will play better next week, who should I add is, well, who's going to have more value the rest of the year? So. Yeah. I agree about McGowan. McGowan? McGowan? McGowan? Seventh round. Rookie. This is like some, was it Chris Carson? Who was the C.O.C. Seventh round? He's like 25, so he's one of those like really, really old rookies that's like a little more competent. One to five. I think that looks like a veteran. Four colleges? Yeah. Yeah. He's probably, yeah, he's 25. Okay, but let's say this. Let's just say right now, Jonathan Taylor's traded. And McGowan is now the lead guy. Is he immediately first on this list? Or no, because you're getting the running back on the Colts. That's my worry. Yeah. I think, see, I could argue, yes, because I think he's played well. Yeah, the Colts with no quit Nelson tanking is bad. But I'm like, I don't think Seth McGowan has to worry much about DJ Gettin's like at some point. Like, I mean, we talked about Oli Gordon and the Dolphins and we're like, well, that team will be bad. So. And then I don't know at some point, like dominating a backfield even if it's bad, like being a fan. I know. There's like, it's like the Oli Gordon thing where we were like, I don't know. And now Oli Gordon's like a serviceable fantasy player. I just can't tell if like, would I rather 10 to 15 touches in the Raiders offense from Mike Washington in game or rather like 18 touches in the Colts offense? Well, the truth is, you probably don't have to pick. And I think that's the good news. If Tyler Algier is available, it's probably a shallow week. And if he's rostered, then it's probably Mike Washington is probably the next guy is available. And if Mike Washington's gone, I bet Seth McGowan's available. So I think it's actually a really neat Goldilocks. I think it's the rare week, though, where all three of those guys are actually going to be like really useful down the stretch. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's the answer is we could go Tyler Algier for the sake of showdown time. So I think we're aware that he's probably not available in your league, in which case, it's probably Mike Washington. But then I actually think Seth McGowan, rest of the season, if Jonathan Taylor is traded, is the more useful guy, but we don't know if he's going to get traded. You'd rather have, so let's say JT's gone. You'd rather have, you'd rather have McGowan over over Mike Washington. Rest of season. I would, I would. I don't know if you guys, because the Raiders are going to be a better offense than the Colts. But I don't think Ash and JT's going anywhere. DK. Yeah. I think I agree with that. I don't. There's just more care. Not guaranteed, but stronger possibility of volume going forward. Yeah. Okay. So you want to show it on time for Algier? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. It's not a bad week for any back. I mean, all these guys, like Kenneth Gainville being the fourth guy you could add this week. I know Algier is probably rostered, but you could do worse. There are more bleak weeks in this one. Yeah. Okay. All right. That means it is time for the Tyler Algier showdown time. It would be really fun if you could see into the future like in week one, and you could see what all of the showdown time players will be, just to kind of get depressed. It's like week nine, they did Tyler Algier week four, they did Kyle Pits, you're like, oh. So this trivia question is from our former colleague, Roger Sherman. Oh. Roger. Yeah. The goat. So our bone. We asked for stuff about Guinness World Records. Roger Tex would be an incredible one. Of course. Yeah. He's got these like in a holster. Roger should write like a like a wacky book of just fun. Fun Roger facts. Yeah. Roger facts would be great. So Roger Tex and he said, so Guinness World Records used to make money by selling the Guinness World Records book, which I assume, Craig, you remember, like that was like staple of like the library and like elementary school. Yeah. Now that you say that, yes. It's a good like coffee table book. Yeah. That's how they used to make money. But then people stopped buying the books. So now Guinness World Records business model mainly involves charging people to get the record certified. Oh. And especially they charge you if it's a business trying to do a big promotional event around setting a record. And you want to have a Guinness World Record person on hand to certify the event. So this is how they make money out. So earlier this year Mississippi State played Missouri football. And Mississippi State set the world record for the most cowboys. reing simultaneously, which they had in 2015, but were concerned that an amateur professional hockey team had surpassed them. Oh, Mississippi State had said it and then I wanted to reset it in 2015. Okay. And they wanted to reaffirm that, no, we, we, we own the most cowbells. We are the cowbells. Yeah, you desperately want to have that. Yeah. So they decided, however, that Guinness was charging them too much. Basically that Guinness was like price-catching them on how much to charge them for the world record of cowbells. And Guinness had this complicated conditions and how they're going to count all the clanging cowbells. It's a whole thing. So instead they were like, screw it. We use the, they use the different world record certification company. They went off brand of the world record. Okay. And they got the record. So Roger's question is. This is the Budweiser book of world record record, right? Yeah. So Roger's question is, per the student newspaper at Mississippi State, how much money did Guinness world records try to charge Mississippi State for the cowbell record for the energy decaders? So how much did they charge Mississippi State? What was through you will go elsewhere? Yeah. What was Guinness, what is Guinness's price to, for like, all right, you want to how cowbell will record? So wait, do they like, is it variable charging? Like, are they charging different prices for different records? Or is it just a flat rate? I think they look at how complicated it will be. I think there's a flat rate for the licensing fee to use their name. And then on top of that, they're like, how complicated? If we have to fly to Hawaii. Well, they have on the writer for the circuit is book of world record. Yeah, no brown M&Ms. And they're like, okay, well, if we have to count like 40,000 people reading cowbells, we might need a lot of adjudicators. So sure, sure. I don't want to place on some remote location that we have to travel to. Okay. So yeah, what was also I'm sure like Guinness is like, all this has a fuck ton of money. What do we, let's, let's really gouge on Mississippi State. Oh, I'm sorry. Mississippi State. Yeah. Wow. Man. Okay. I have a number in mind. I guess. What would, what would Guinness world records try to charge Mississippi State? Three, two, one, 20,000 dollars, 20 grand, would you say 50k? 50k. Okay. Well, I also said 50 grand. So I will let you decide if you want to go higher or lower. I'll go higher, I guess. So I said 50 grand. Craig, you said 20. They tried to charge him 35,000. Damn it. Oh my God. So we tied. Oh my God. We did. Yeah. We should go into a tiebreaker. So I'm dead. Wow. They did. What should we have to now guess how many cowbells there were? I know that answer. Oh, okay. I could get, I have a separate question if you want to do a tiebreaker. I have like, sure. It's completely different and unrelated. But so it was they they'd try to charge 35k and then how many cowbells were there? Hi, if it's 41,819. But who knows? Because it's the off brand record company. So you can't trust them. How much did the off brand company charge? Good question. I don't know. Should have done that. Do you actually want to do a different question, Craig? Well, we're going to have to figure this out somehow. Okay, fine. Okay. Wow. Okay. Well, the showdown, do we have a sound drop for this? Do we do the gong again? No, I don't know. How about your mega showdown? How about your sudden death mega showdown? The way me's no way me's no way me's. Oh, wait, let me pull up. Okay. You need like a deeper gong. Yeah, pitch it down. Oh, wait, let me get this. Okay. This is from Josh. All right, Josh. J-boat. Breakfast was a bowl of Bob's Red Mill oatmeal with blueberries. He had a pinch of brown sugar and a glass of homemade cold brew. Oh, wow. Wow. Going all out. Pinch of brown sugar. It's great. I like that we're sneaking in the brands there. Josh says, I have worked as a sports and news photographer for the last 16 years. He says, Danny Kelly, although I took the point photo of Jake Browning at Washington. Oh, hell yeah. That's a good one. He's like scoring a touchdown. He's like pointing at the guy that was like trying to tackle him or whatever. What a claim to fame. That's amazing. So we were talking about all these photographers on the sidelines of all these games and these people. All right. But also making fun of them because they're like, well, if you have the lens, then why don't you know you can't see it coming. So anyway, Josh was like it says it's wildly on the sidelines and it can be incredibly dangerous. And while you were focusing on something happening 50 yards out of away out of nowhere, you can just get leveled by a cornerback or a receiver way off on the play. I was at a University of Washington game in Zach Moss at Utah running back leveled me near the point. Oh, wow. And not the guy you want to get leveled by. Oh, he's huge. And made a cement a gash in my chin that required seven stitches. And I had to photograph the rest of the game bandaged bandaged up like a World War I soldier with the wrap around my head and the bandage on my chin Patrick were homes once took home. I almost took my head off with a throwaway that dented the metal lens hood that protects the glass of my hair. So as trivia question is, there's this camera. The 400 millimeter 2.8 lens is considered the gold-stated lens for football. It's the big white ones that you always see all the photographers with that white lens. He says the lens I own is the original Canon 400 2.8. How much does it weigh? How heavy is those big-ass cameras they got on the sidelines? Oh, fuck. He just, oh, see, he says the answers and grams. God, no, we'll have to, we have cram. We got converted. That's insane. So are you going to guess in pounds? We have to. I'm not guessing the weight of a camera in grams. Well, it's the lens, not the camera, correct? Right. Fuck, good call. Just the lens. Did hyphids already guess? No? Yes? No. Okay. All right. I'm not guessing. So you guys can go ahead. All right. Three, two, one, 20 pounds. 14 pounds. Okay. What did you say? 20? I said 20. I assume it's worth. It sounds like he's basically saying you try to run away with this heavy ass camera. It feels like the five. Yeah. The weight in gray. No, I do with the speeds. 5,370. Oh, it's not that heavy. 5,370 pounds. That's 11.8 pounds. Hey, all right. It's job, Craig. All right. So you get out with Tyler. Who gives a fuck? Tyler, I was you're welcome to squad. Not even after all that. Who gives a fuck? Game ball. Uh, I get to choose between Washington. You're taking a gallon, right? Yeah. It's, so in the regular league, I have both these guys. And like, it's funny. I'm trying to think of how to click. Who would I cut? Yeah. That's a better way to think about it. I it's funny. It's like, I guess I would, man, God, click him like Washington. Did he really get 25 carries versus the Jets? It's a lot. Do you even know what Seth McGowan looks like running the football? I think he's good, but I don't think Seth McGowan is 25 carries on this season. You know, I don't think it's right. I mean, Seth McGowan. You're just going to have to make a decision at some point. I feel like, no, no, just keep, just keep. Just keep on. I go with like Washington. I think that makes the most sense. I think that's right. So do you get, you want McGowan or you want Kenny, Kenny G. I'll take McGowan because of the volume argument. I think there's a couple other guys that we should talk about here. Dylan Samson for the Browns and other player that we mentioned last week. This week, he caught six passes for 62 yards. He is the past catching back. And Quenchon Juckins is the early down back. It's sort of like what the Raiders are doing with Jenty and Washington now. So I think he's worth it. If you really are desperate at the running back position, Tajay Spears for the tight and the same reason we're picking up McGowan. Tony Pollard may be traded. Spears is really not healthy right now. But if he gets back, he's going to be the lead back for them. Kaylen Black, if Christian McCaffrey's leg is still dead, that's something to keep in mind. As Craig said, Kenny Gainwell, like I love Kenny, I think he's a really good runner. He's a good player. Craig loved in last year's like the Steelers MVP. But based on everything else we've seen until this point, it's like the it's the buckier ring show. So I don't really know what to do with him in a normal game where they're throwing the ball like a normal team. Um, Emmett Johnson, Devon Singletari, scattered. We started this week off in the trading room. He's not healthy. We'll see if he can get onto the deal this week. I don't think Scott was going to play this week, just solely because when a player hurts their hamstring in a game, I just feel like they missed two yards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think. So Singletari's a guy to keep in mind here. They're coming off. They're by Osnickler. German McNichols got hurt. Could be a serious injury. It's basically going to be him and Rashad White. I mean, who do the Giants have Tyrone Tracey's on IR? Naji Harris is gone. Scadibus hurt. Is it just Devon Singletari going to get 20 carries? If you could for this week. Yeah. Singletari's probably a really good option. They're playing Philly. Yep. Get a lot of rushing yards. But also he's a real one week guy. Like if you really need the one week thing, I think Devon Singletari's a good flag. I think it's a weird thing to recommend because I don't think he has long-term value in a week. We're actually a weird amount of players do between the trade deadline coming up and the guys available. But I think that that's a really good call from DK about Singletari. And then Emma Johnson. Do I say Emma Johnson? Emma Johnson for the Chiefs, who I think just should be on Roasters in the case Kenneth Walker gets hurt. Well, the other person, this is an in case a lot of those people are rostered. The person, the random player that I don't want to do with his, if Tony Pollard gets traded from the Titans, Tashi Spears in theory would be the running back. But he's been hurt too. So if Tashi Spears is playing, I feel like he's just the starter for the Titans, which isn't thrilling. But again, beggars get bejuicers. If he's out then freaking like, I don't know, Michael Carter could be getting snaps of Tashi Spears. You know what I mean? Tony Pollard gets traded. So I don't know. You never know. This episode is brought to you by Brooks, whether it's for a moment, a mile or a marathon. Brooks knows that that when we move together, we become something bigger than ourselves. 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And then they have Stefan Diggs who rotates in on three receiver sets only basically, 'cause I think they're basically load managing him. And so to me, Antonio Williams kind of, he just feels like he's going to end up being, you know, their number one receiver as the year goes on. To me, just listening to the broadcast, talk about him too, I think the commanders really like this guy last night. So yeah, I would say Antonio Williams. But if he's not out there, Traylon Berks is another good option. He's, again, running the most routes and playing the most snaps. He and Antonio Williams are the two guys. - I agree. Antonio Williams and Traylon Berks both played a season high in snaps this week, snap rate. So I don't know, even when you look at Antonio Williams like stat line throughout the year, it looks like that of a rookie wide receiver that is like trending in the right direction and the first half of a rookie season always looks like that. It's like three catches for 40 yards every game and then it starts to swing up. And it's also like, this is kind of the only guy in the list with like a good quarterback throwing to you. And he has like a good situation. I guess you could say 80 Mitchell, which you know, Smith a little bit. - I couldn't agree more. It's like the trend line of Antonio Williams is that of a receiver going to pop. And I think 80 Mitchell, again, top five receiver this week, he can be like, why is it 80 Mitchell the guy again? 80 Mitchell, if you take out last week, I mean, he missed a month of the hand injury. If you take out last week, he's basically averaging like eight targets a game. Like you could argue that 80 Mitchell's the guy, but the trend line is Aaron Glen will probably be fired as the Jets head coach and the vibes on the team are gonna sour and I, you know what I mean? Like I just feel like it might not be something you want to be attached to. - I just feel like you don't quite know who's going to pop in New York. It's like Mason Taylor had two touchdowns last week and then you have Omar Cooper has two big weeks and you just kind of don't know. - Yeah, yeah. But that's my fear with Mitchell, even though I think he's also a good option. And again, I think it's actually underrated sometimes to have a guy that could do with 80. I think the argument for 80 Mitchell's also like, there are actually very few players in the list that can have 140 yards in a touchdown. - Sure, it's true. - Nine targets, like that's just like really hard. But okay, but I'm, I think Antonio Williams makes sense. - That means it is time for the Antonio Williams. Showdown time. - Tony. Tony Williams. - Tony Dubbs. - It's from Tyler. - Tyler. - This was a smoothie yogurt blueberries, oat milk, frozen peaches, small piece of kale. - Oh. - I want people to email in smoothie stuff. I'm gonna try to get my smoothie game over. - Frozen peaches. - The game is smoothies. - Okay. - All right. - I want, yeah, smoothies, protein racks. I want those things. I want, you know what I mean? I might get a blender. I don't really have a blender. - Really? - I used to have a Nutri-Bullet for a long time and when I was in my smoothie phase, I would make a smoothie in my Nutri-Bullet every morning. - I've got the magic. - I am in a, I think Jackie and I are in a period of breakfast renaissance. Like, we need to, we're rethinking breakfast. So I actually would take other people's breakfast recommendations for the, I want to see the smoothie life. Anyway. Tyler's question, heard you talking about the guy ran into the goal post yesterday? And well, Craig, what was your intrusive thought exactly? He was like, why is that there? - That just feels unsafe and I think we could get rid of that. - Probably. - That was Reggie Virgil who slammed into it and immediately got hurt. - So Tyler writes, you know, now that you guys are good, yeah, that's okay. Tyler writes, I'm not gonna lie. Tyler wrote this email in a way that it fucked up my guess. And I'm, I actually really racked me whether I should make it clearer for you guys and just fall on the sword or if you guys should be confused like I was, I don't give you the option. - Okay. Right now. - No. - No, I want to, I want to honor what, I want to be in the same circumstance you were in. - Right. - But then you can get mad at it. It's kind of thrown Tyler into the bus. All right, fuck it. Whatever. Tyler writes, what year did they first move the goalpost from the front of the end zone to the back of the end zone in the NFL? - Hmm, good question. - Good. - I don't, I'm confused about why this is a weird wording, but okay, what year did they move the goalpost from the front of the end zone to the back of the end zone? - Yeah. - Hmm. I think high fits is probably saying that because of like, what was it called before it was the NFL? Is that where you're? - No, it just gave me a year. We'll figure it out. I'm not worried about it. It's fine. Three, two, one. - 1952. - Oh. - 1952, you said 55 DK? - Yeah. - Okay. So I said 1933. - Okay. - Soley because I'm like, I just feel like all the stats that's like the year they went back. That's when they started keeping records, basically. - Right, right. - So the answer is, it's kind of, it's a shocking answer. So I kind of nailed it at first, it's 1927. - Okay. - But they hated it because people started missing the field goals because it was 10 years further. - They hated it. - Yeah. - So they put it back to the front of the end zone in 1933. They moved it back to the front and I did not know this. They kept the field goalpost in the front of the end zone, like at the goal line. From 1933 until 1974. - What? - Which is five word.no. - Wow. - So I'm reading this and I feel like, you know, I'm not an expert in football history, but I feel like I know my share. I had no clue. So I immediately, you have to read this email, pull up the Joe name if like Super Bowl 3, like the guarantee and the goalpost are just on the goal line. - So that's right. - So the first, so the Steelers Super Bowl 75 was the first Super Bowl without it? - Yeah, one of those right around there. They played like seven Super Bowl seasons, with including all pre-super Bowl history, basically with the goalposts on the goal line. Which in retrospect, now that I say it out loud, makes sense. - Goalposts. - They're called goalposts. - Sure. - Which I don't think I have even fucking thought about. That they're on the goal line. - Where did it were like four years ago? - Where did the etymology of moving the goalposts? It's why they come up with that expression. You're moving the goalposts on us. - They literally did. - Is that why it's from the goalposts? - Yeah, they're like, fuck this, put it back. - I guess they always thought it was like a crowd taking them off the field. I never realized they thought about the fact they had to move in the goalposts. - Wow. - So you can see how this confused me. - So was it two goalposts back then though? - Yeah. - Right, it is. - But it's just all the goal one. - Yeah. - So they didn't have the technology back then to make one. - No. - So I'll be honest. I technically won this trivia question. - Well, I actually think I should be at last, because I definitely, it didn't occur to me that they've snapped it. And I just assumed the definition was how long, you know what I mean? Like they've been there the whole time. - What was the answer that was given by J-bone or T-bone or who? - So he says T-bone. - Because he wrote it as when did they first move the goalposts? Tyler's answer was it's 1927. - Well, that is when they first moved it, that's correct. - Yes. I actually kind of think that's BS and I'm kind of, so I. - 'Cause it was only six years of that and then another 35, 40 years of having-- - I think the answer should be 1974. - That's clearly the answer. - That means DK wins, right? - I think it, yes. - All right. - But did you guys, I just knew Canadian was that one? - That seems way more recent than I thought. Yeah. - You had the 70s, that thing was still in the end, in the middle of the end zone? - The dead middle of the end zone. It was so crazy to think about. It really would change the game. - I just always think about what year was that one play that kind of went viral where the guy does like the overhead jump pass thing and it's just like the ugly thing ever. - Yeah. - Like the Temptiva jump passes? - No, not quite. Not as ugly as that. But yeah, there's like, I don't know. There's one famous clip. I think Stephen Ruiz kind of shared it and it like went viral is just like the ugliest pass play I've ever seen. They like did like a little pop pass. Craig knows I'm talking about. - It's like when Derek Henry has to like throw the ball on the one year line, it kind of looks like that. - Yeah. But what are you talking about? - I wanted to know what year that was from. It was probably like from the 40s or something. - Oh, okay. - 50s maybe. But I think you can see the goal post in that play is the, - Okay. - The reason I thought of it. - Oh, gotcha. - So that was where my guess was coming from is the full explanation of why I thought of that play. - I know, you're not describing the play. - It's like a goal line. - It's old-timey shitty football. The guy goes to jump pass. - I know, you just do the jump pass. - I was black in context. - It's okay. - I don't know, it's just something. - I knew what you were saying. - I just shared a bunch. - Yeah. - Okay. - It's like the football version of like the guy dribbling the basketball or you can barely fucking throw up. - Like Bob Canada or something? (laughing) - Yeah, it's just like. - It's like Michael Spocker would have like, yeah, I said these guys, yeah. - Anyway, continue. I took Antonio Williams. - Yeah, Antonio Williams Craig second. - I will take A.D. Mitchell. - I think, honestly, I would take Brian Tom's Jr. who is a very. available in 42% of leagues. And I think that the fact he's been cut in that many means there's actually more. I think sometimes it's 40% can be like leagues that are inactive, have an added a guy. I think Brian Thomas has been cut in a lot of leagues. And I actually kind of do think Brian Thomas will be traded. Like if I, I mean, imagine if he gets traded to the chiefs or something. That's the thing, the Patriots. Yeah, if you look at the Patriots needing like a Keishan Buddha or someone, I'm like, well, I got a better LSU receiver from that team. Yeah. And so, I mean, I had a cup, I had a league where I had a cup Brian Thomas because I wanted to hold on. But I was, I have added him in my high school league. I added Brian Thomas last week just in case. I think that it's a worthy like, I know that doesn't really help you this week. You're not gonna play him or anything. But yeah, if Brian Thomas could, there was like five teams that could, I mean, I don't think San Francisco makes sense. But like, there's just a lot of teams that Brian Thomas could go to where you're like, yeah, I'll pass, yeah. I think he will go to the Patriots. I kind of do think. I just don't think you think, you think that's gonna trade a receiver to the Patriots? That's fair. And maybe he won't. And if he doesn't get traded, you can cut him. And again, I don't even know if the Jaguar should trade Brian Thomas because unless you're getting a third rounder for him, I think ironically, the case on booty things and example, why you should not? Because once AJ Brown gets hurt and you're like, oh, we've dept at this position. We don't need this player for our contender. I'm like, okay, but what if everyone gets hurt? You might want Brian Thomas, but I don't know. I really, they're just not playing him. So I wouldn't be shocked if he gets traded. I think that's a perfect speculative. I'm not as confident he gets traded, but I think it's really worth. Well, it's not like the Jags are swimming in great wide receivers. Parker Washington is great. But then it's like, you have Jacobi Myers, and then it's kind of like, all right, you know, you have a good tight end, you have Travis Hunter, you've Brian Thomas, they probably should just keep him and try to like make him good again. But why, yeah, why so low at this point? I don't know why, exactly. Unless he's a real locker room cance, which doesn't seem like he is. I, I don't, yeah. So anyway, I think he's worth an ad. And if he's of, you know, not, I mean, another other deadline stash is really depressing. Keenan Allen, if he's available, I know he's rostered a lot of leagues, a platform, very different platform about roster ships for Keenan Allen. I kind of also do think Josh Downs gets traded from the Colts. He got, he actually requested a trade. Keenan Allen, if Jones Taylor and Keenan and Josh Downs get traded, and it's just gonna be like Keenan Allen. It's gonna be Daniel Jones, Seth McGowan and Keenan Allen. - My God, yeah, and I mean Tyler Warren had 10 targets for 18 yards or something. I just Keenan Allen, in full PPR, is gonna vacuum up targets. And if those guys, everyone were talking about super rostered, then I'd say Caleb Douglas for the Dolphins was playing the Lions this week if you wanna roll the dice. Also, I would just do Traylon Berks for Washington. Like if you're on those leagues, you're in Tony Williams and rostered since week three. I do think Traylon Berks is just gonna get three Terry McLean shots again. And, you know, Jan Daniels is good at that. So, okay, tie that in DK. Number one tie to end entering this week. - I guess I'm gonna go with my boy, Mike Kasicki, for the bagels. There's some low floor options this week with tie to end, where guys that potentially could have high ceilings, but also very low floors. And I think that's Kasicki in a nutshell. He did play season high snaps this last week. I think in part because Eric All is now on the injured reserve with an ACL tear, so he's getting a little bit more playing time. - The lost Tanner Hudson, too. They're just out of tie to ends. - So, to me, if he keeps playing, the amount he's gonna play or he played in this last week. And again, they're not gonna score 40 plus points every game, but he just seems to score a touchdown every game. He has five straight games with a touchdown. - I didn't realize it till Craig said it, but yeah, Mike Kasicki has a touchdown in six to seven games this year. He's already tied his career high in touchdowns, which I didn't realize till Craig said it yesterday. - He's a trusted target for Joe Burrow. He's obviously third in the pecking order, but you could do worse at tie to end, if you like. You know, he has that. He's the banner for this freaking segment. - 100%. - You could do worse. - He's gonna end the year with 10 touchdowns, and he'll never start a single game for anybody. - I know, I'm so scared to start him most of the time, but-- - He's the Nick Westbrook-A-Kine, where he's the touchdown in every game that will tell you to add him that he won't, then he'll just go back to scoring. - But if he keeps, if he keeps playing 70% of the snaps, I think the scoring will continue. - I would agree. It's probably him. Checker-Conquo, I think it's sitting around there. I think Eli Reredin, the rookie in New England, if Hunter Henry got hurt. And the Patriots, past catching situation is pretty dire. They'll probably make a trade, but Eli Reredin, he's not even those rookie. I think it's probably in the top three for me as well, and then I'd also like to shout out the big man, Darnell Washington, who quietly, double-digit fantasy points three of the last five weeks. You know, he's tied for first in end zone targets in the NFL at tie to end, tied with Tray McBride and Brock Bowers. - That's how I fell in love that. - That's great. - I think Darnell, so the Steelers are on buy this week, but the next week, the teams on buy, you have like coastal levelings on buy next week. So I would week 10, so maybe he could. - And Pittsburgh plays Cincinnati. I just love Darnell. Second, and he is the second most yards after the catch at tie to end this year, and he's 280 pounds. - It's the most fun player with the ball in his hands. - I think he's more than that. - Anything could happen. Yeah, I think it's 311. He said in the amount of $15, like 315 pounds. - The other guy to shout out here is Greg Dolsich for the Dolphins who played the Lions next week. And the Lions defense is not great. - That for one week is probably-- - So do we think it's Gaseki? One or two, you want to do Chig? Gaseki? I kind of like Chig, but. - Chig is good. I'm fine with Chig. I like Gaseki though. - If Chig's two catches counted on Monday night, he's probably first in this today, right? Like, that's how recent he biased the waivers are. - Sure. - I don't know, DK. If you're staring at the table. - I'm fine with Chig, I'm fine with Chig. I like you. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right, that means it's time for the Chig and Conquo. Showdown time. (dramatic music) - It's from Dave in France. - Debon in France, just outside Paris. - Nice. - Dave writes breakfast, croissant, with raspberry jam and a coffee, of course. - Of course. - cliche. - Come on, Dave. - It's your show. - When Craig mentioned that he hates Bill Wither's, his song "Lovely Day." (laughing) I immediately thought of another ability. - Lovely day. Hate things that he universally beloved. - Craig said. - Dave writes, "I thought of another song that he hates." He, Dave hates Bill Wither's song, "Ain't No Sunshine." - Oh. ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ - That's a sad song. - Dave writes 50 seconds into the song. Bill Wither starts repeating the phrase. - I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. - You're right Dave. (laughing) - I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. - I know. - How many times does Bill Wither's repeat, "I Know?" - Great question. - In a row? - In a row. Like in that exact part, at the 52nd mark, how many times does he see today, "I Know" in a row? ♪ I leave that thing alone ♪ ♪ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ♪ - All right. I'm ready. - Three, two, one. - 25. - 25, I said. - Fuck, are you guys serious? - Is that not enough? - So I said 16, you guys nailed it, it's 26. - Ooh. Heck yeah. - Wow, Dickie, you said 25. - I said 25, Craig said 28. - Craig said 28, I can't believe you lost. - It's also very close. All right, so I'll take a chick, I guess. - I guess I'll take Gisickey mode. - That was just a sigh-up to get the cat to take a Gisickey. That was very, I'll take a chick to Gisickey the whole time. - I can't be the only one who pumps up Gisickey every week. - But you just, Craig was like, I like chick and then tricked you into taking chick and then he took Gisickey. You guys like both. I feel like you guys should just trade. That doesn't make any sense. - I feel like it doesn't really matter that much, but that's fine. - It's just funny, it's fine. - Let's say you decay you on trade or what? - Fuck it. - Sure, I'll take a chick. - For God's sake. - I'm the first of the other guy I like. - No, actually no, I want Gisickey. I earned Gisickey. - All right. - All right. - Okay. - Who are you taking out of this? - I mean, love don't know, but he's literally on by. So I mean, Michael Mayer for the Raiders who want to be, I mean, honestly, I think-- - Go Rarity. - If I like him a lot, if we knew Hunter Henry was going to miss this game, but the packer's actually kind of defend Ted and Swell, but I'm like, if I knew Hunter Henry was going to miss it, I would take Rarity. I actually think he's right. Greg Dullsich was the line's lines cannot cover Ted and Sishir. I think they've allowed the most fantasy points in the NFL. - Can he just let up a touchdown to Hawkinson? - So, I mean, I guess Dullsich, or honestly Darren Waller is another guy where it's been very volatile and all this stuff, and Panthers haven't played as well. And Darren Waller's just, but he's always in the end zone. And the Panthers this week are playing the Broncos. I kind of think the Broncos cornerbacks, actually match up quite well with the Panthers receivers, but I actually don't think any of the Broncos linebackers can cover Waller. So that's a random, but again, we're just all for our darts. Yeah. And then maybe A.G. Barnard for the C.O.X. We're recording this before C.O.X bears, so we haven't seen that yet, but yeah. Oh, Gisicchi, Akankwo, Darren Waller, Michael Mayer. Oh, also, Terence Ferguson for the Rams. Also, the tie-downs on the Rams is just like whack 'em all. It's like Davis Allen's gonna score two touchdowns this week for some reason. Quarterback. Malik Willis versus Detroit. - Yep. - I kind of think it have to. (laughs) It's like the linebackers. - It's not terrible. - JJ McCarthy versus the Eagles? - I mean, if it's, what say you? - I mean, do I have to say anything? (laughs) Are you taking anyone over Willis this week? - 18 points per game. That's what we should call JJ. Willis, I do think the Dolphins offense looks better. I mean, the line's defense is so bad. I think you could go Malik Willis, but I mean, JJ is he as good as he, I understand that JJ's probably not maybe going to be as good as he was the entire season as he was against Houston. However, what if he is? One outside of the chargers being like a complete dumpster fire the Texans defense Just not being that good. We'll go down as one of the more inexplicable things that has happened this year Yeah, it has been shocking. I also I hard to recommend, but I'm like looking at Michael Pentax Jr. playing the bangles and no one's gonna do it because he coming off of forefax Negative points. You have less points in Baker Bayfield and I'm also like If no one will add him because of that and yet it was Literally just like a monsoon like it was just pouring. There was so much rain Right, and then it's gonna be in a dome versus the bangles and the bangles just like cam ward throw for the first 300 yards of his entire Basically the best game of cam wards career and I'm like so terrible. Yeah has been at a better level than cam ward this year So it's just you know cam ward or panics has never thrown forefax in a game before it all the way back to college Maybe it was like torrential reading storm. So like common sense This is like that. I'll probably have the best passive they have all these guys because he's playing the bangles and that'll be a shootout. Yeah um So yeah, I think jay jay jay jay jay jay McCarthy. I will say though He's probably the best russia available. It's like Malik Willis is first obviously, but after him I think it's McCarthy and then d'arnal's the other one. We don't again. He didn't play this bears game yet, but So it's a playing here zone in next week. So that's also so they they're recording also Kyler Murray Craped up on the injury report this morning, which is interesting I think for minnesota if you're real desperate, especially in like a two-quarter bike lead Carson Wentz could be that add On that note for defenses I think there's a lot of defenses that are barely rostered that I think can work So starting with the bills defense is just not super rostered playing the Vikings Vikings offense was not doing well with Kyler Vikings offense with Carson Wentz honestly might get better, but Kyler Carson Wentz both very viable to like do horrific turnovers So I think debilst defense is solid. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the giant's defense three percent rostered first the Eagles in Tanner McKee I think that's very vital And also the Saints first Cleveland to Sean Watson just the pocket presence like what he's just taking so many sacks um He's just like there are so many examples of him just in shotgun taking his deep drops and he's getting sacked like almost 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage And that like you're they're kind of like hurting tj. What were you supposed to go and then tj. Watch just kind of getting a sack and You know, you can see the tackles are just like what the fuck like Why are you what to Sean Watson like why are you 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage? Why don't you step up right? So I kind of think chase young for the Saints have been playing great So I don't know I think Saints bills giants those defenses are barely rostered But I think the matchups for them are really good Okay, you guys want to do a couple emails. Yeah, males. All right Starting with so I We will hit the Bears COX game on Wednesday and for power hour We have not it has not happened. We're still recording like almost, you know, it's like five Eastern here But we do have to talk about Jeff Jeff Simmons the defensive tackle Jeff. Yeah Cam, can you play this video that I this my fault that we did not hit this last week, but we were talking about juniors and seniors and you know guys, you know, what's a what's a guy who's like a junior versus a of the second So can you please play this video? What's something that most people may not know about you? I have a dad named Jeffrey. I have a brother named Jeffrey. Okay. I'm a Jeffer Which is I don't know how to hear that way are you are you the oldest could you be I'm older than my brother. I'm a junior Okay, so you're okay pop senior Yeah, and then I don't even know is he do he got a I don't know I don't know Okay, okay, but also Because I'm all about legitimacy I did name my son Jeffrey. Okay, but I didn't give him my middle name. So okay. I didn't want him to be so you okay You're third. Okay, but I want him to have my first and last name Lot of questions. Yeah Do you do you need to have the same middle name to be a to fall the To be a second or the third or the fourth to say middle name. I think I don't want to I don't want to infuriate the masses But I think so I have gone through the masses are really mad at us about not mad But everyone was like here are the rules Okay, tell us rules. I don't know the rules to be the second. You do need the same full name First of all to be clear obviously there are going to be examples where this is not the case But it seems the generally accepted fact because you can do whatever the hell you want exactly. I could be Craig Right now Yeah, all thick so the I believe first of all that Jeffrey's brother. I believe this spell Jeffrey J E F F R E Y and Jeffrey Simmons the one on the bears Is J E F F E R Y so Jeffrey but the feathers are different. Yeah, yeah So which actually seems crucial actually in like day to day like just text imagine texting a family and just you know what I mean you so If you're the second generally speaking it's your named after Like not your father, but like but like a grandfather or uncle or someone that's not your direct father But it generally does have to be all three names. So it's like the middle name which is why Jeffrey Simmons says in that video that I didn't make my son's middle name the same name because then he'd be Jeffrey the third I didn't want him to be Jeffrey Simmons the third But so Jeffrey Simmons is a junior But his son is a different name, but so he has Jeffrey Simmons and his father's Jeffrey Simmons and his grandfather's Jeffrey Simmons But he's not Jeffrey Simmons the third nor is he Jeff Simmons junior which I actually find more confusing right So now it's the son dad and grandfather are all named Jeffrey Simmons But the youngest Jeffrey Simmons is neither a junior the second nor the third no and his uncle's also Jeffrey Simmons And he kind of like he's nothing either the brothers just Jeffrey Simmons not he's not the third. He's not Junior too. He's we don't know what he is He just feels like a friend group when you get to high school or college or whatever If it's like seven people named Matt then like nobody's named Matt Now it's just everyone gets called by their last name like now you need a nickname for everybody And I feel like none of these people now get called Jeff right I'm sure the bears Jeffrey Simmons is called junior in the family, right? How it makes sense. Oh, that's good. That makes sense This is a George Foreman. What does he do with all his kids? I think they're the first second third fourth fifth sixth sixth seventh or whatever I don't know Was the other thing that I've learned through all this that I feel like I learned but never really hammered home till this one Is everyone you know named tray is the third the third which I don't think that's not true But some it is sometimes true. Not I find not literally everybody, but like generally speaking some people just like the name tray Tray McBride is person named tray Train Estesio is the third tray Smith and the chiefs is a third tray Parker apparently is a third. I didn't know that What about Tray McBride? I think Tray's name is just Tray Well, then whoever emailed me is fucking wrong. No. I mean, I think generally speaking That is correct. I think it's like it's like a nickname for the third, but a lot of people just like the name tray That is true too. That's why I didn't know that it was a nickname as well. I was confused by that Also, did you people can just have a third and the third becomes like trio tray whatever like did you did you catch Jeffrey Simmons pull a little bit of a hyphids there in that interview and say legicy I wasn't gonna say does he say does he say legicy because they're all Jeff's It's like they're Jeff with the G. We're with the J. I'm not a G. Oh damn it. Yeah It's like if like Giff versus Jeff. So we don't know if Tray McBride is the second. Is any Tray McBride the second or something or no I'm on his Wikipedia. It just says Tray McBride. I don't know Maybe he maybe is a more formal than that Wow, Tray McBride. I'm on his Wikipedia right now. Did you guys know that he is the first NFL player whose parents are a same sex couple? I did know that. I didn't know that. Oh two moms Also his brother played a Colorado State Toby Also, he hyphids mentioned this last night when I saw the clip this warning him saying to Caleb. You were a first rounder It was the most savage. So mean. You're so mean But anyways, yes, this is great Jeff Jeff racing spell differently So Tray McBride's parents have four kids and he's Bryce Toby trade Dylan. I wonder if he was the third kid. Maybe that's why he's trade maybe I didn't know this trade. I don't I feel like an idiot. I didn't really know Tray was related to the third. I had no idea I don't I feel like this is the whole thing that I knew that I think it I think it's sort of become Ajust a name though. Yeah, okay, like Tray Smith is Henry like Tray Smith the guard on the chief's who's like a great like an all-pro level player Henry Lewis Smith the third his name's not Tray at all And I've only ever heard of him called and I just I don't know. I didn't even know those things What's what's Tray Wingo's full name? Oh, oh good call Tray Wingo. He feels like he's the third How Chapman Tray Wingo the third so he is a third. Yeah, how Chapman Wingo I'm kind of shocked how Wingo how Wingo seems like a great name I mean Tray Wingo is pretty Famous too, you know Anyway What's Tray in his name? Bigelps, huh? All right, and it stays you Ernest Joseph. That's good. That's a good change Okay, anyway, no, okay fine moving on all right fine emails We got a lot of things for stupid court. We got a couple people were like we had sound drop ideas Okay, nice some so shout out. Yeah, Matthew Seth. Thank you for these couple suggestions Matthew wants one of the sound drops for stupid court to be Craig saying Cole to me is black Right Seth Olson suggested-- - Very good. I don't like that all these suggestions are often about stupid things I say, 'cause I barely am the only one who says stupid stuff, but that's what I say all the time. The other one that someone said is, I think DK said this is, what's the half-life of a fart? (laughing) These are the important questions. - Yeah. - That's a really good one. That might have to be in it. So yeah, if you have other stupid courts down drop, I need to set them in. Okay, this email's from Avery. - Avery. - Hey, Bone. - Breakfast Earl Grey tea with two slices of whole wheat toast and peanut butter and jelly. - Nice. - Avery writes, "My mother's son dance at my wedding "was to lovely day by Bill Wood." (laughing) - I don't know. - Look, to each their own, all right? - Do it, Craig. Yeah, do the thing. ♪ A lovely day ♪ ♪ A lovely day ♪ It's flat. That's the problem. It's like the-- - It's unnervingly flat. Yeah. - So Avery writes, "My mom suggested it "and I listened to it like once beforehand "and I had a very sudden realization during the dance "that by the fifth lovely, can you do it, Craig?" - No, because I don't want people to have to go through what I went through. - So he says he's dancing and he realizes, I guess they didn't practice or know the song. And Avery says, "I realized during it, "I have no idea when this song is gonna end "and that I could be dancing for like a lot, "like a much longer amount of time that he foresaw." And he said, "It was very stressful to think about this "while I'm dancing in front of like 120 people "that I have no idea when this song or this word will end." - Yeah, you can't dance to that. How do you dance to a lovely day? Look, how are you dancing to that? You can't. There's no, there's no, there's no-- - You can't. - You stand still. - There's no melody to that. - Yeah. - You just wait. - I like that. - I can never miss my day. - Craig, that's actually my dancing style. - Yeah. - Waiting and agony. - Wait until the song ends, yeah. (laughs) - And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. - Just the two of us is like a great song. He's a lot of great songs. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I I get I guess I would let's get I'm just excited about the smooth. Yeah, you guys like bananas splits might be the first thing Have you ever had a banana split? I don't know if I've ever had a banana oh, I had one like a week ago. Got it. What? We could Go yeah, where is a banana I was out of town at a hotel and the hotel restaurant offered a banana We had one by yourself. No, I was a split. We split a banana split. Oh, I actually don't think I've ever had Ordered at bin at a table where someone got a banana. Oh, I've had many friendlies. Yeah, I remember that Brooklyn creamery and Brooklyn When I used to live in New York they I had a banana split there with my friend Sam once What what's what is a banana split? It's just a banana with like two or three scoops of ice cream Sometimes it's like Neapolitan and then like fudge and nuts and whipped cream in a chair or whatever Okay, I yeah, I just realized right now. I've never had one. I know it's like you know, it's a whole time me It's very old-time you don't need a banana there like it's never like thank God. There's a banana in my ice cream But it's like why the fuck is this banana? This banana is really out of place in here. D.K. How old are you did you ever go to a Howard Johnson's a hojo? Yeah, I'm sure Yeah, I'm sure I did my mom talks about them like they're you know They were like you know, she talks about it like it was like studio 54 or whatever everyone loved Howard And I'm like I don't even see one. I don't know apparently they still exist But I don't specifically remember but I am almost sure I've been to one before All right emails you've got Howard Johnson shot that Brooklyn ice cream factory though. I believe that's where I had that banana split Shout out Okay, this one's from Daniel. Okay Love the show. I'm a high school teacher And I heard you guys talking about the best way to hide a fart Sniff it up again. Can you sniff it up? I snickered right up. Yeah So Daniel writes Should we redact the name? I don't know you don't care. There's a fucking million Daniels who cares? That's a point. There's two on this show I get very few breaks from teaching during the day and the passing periods, you know They're only like you know, there's only so many minutes between each class like you know three four whatever So he says I can't risk taking a shit between classes. Damn. He doesn't have time. He doesn't have time to take a shit. So Do we need to invent the gentleman's shit club? Oh? Just like your head sticking out for guy It's a desk toilet And you never know what's going on under there. Yeah So he writes I often eat maps of lunches without considering the consequences. Yeah one day in class. I really had to fart And I could tell it was like, you know, it was gonna stink and all the students were at their desks on a project and My desk is like eight feet away from the closest desk. That should be enough That's what he thought famous last words. So no one got up for a few minutes So he's like you just let that a silent fart. I'd blame it on my students Sarah Yeah, just years of trauma So it says the fart smells terrible right after I fart student stands up starts walking over to me and ask a question. No And in the heat of the moment, I made the decision to stand up immediately and run to the student Yeah, with the hope that I'd leave the fart at my desk. Mm-hmm brought it with him. It was too soon and I'm convinced it didn't travel with me So and there's two parts of this but he says first are you can you completely leave a fart behind or do they travel with you? I think a little bit travels with you depending on how quickly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's so the crop-desting element. Yeah, so then he basically says that Teachers blame for it's on students Craig always Yeah, but what do you mean like I have you ever seen a teacher blame a kid for farting? Think you don't acknowledge it. You just blame all the children. You someone Teachers fart by the kids that everyone thinks are smelly And he says teachers will strategically fart near people that other people will blame for a fart. Oh What's that called? What do you call those get away from farting? Yeah, yeah, it's a fart foist to fart foist They foist the fart. It's like stolen. They find the kids like the pig pen of the group and then they just go crop dust pig pen They cropped off pig pen with a foist for probably no pig pen wasn't even stinky exactly. You're framing this kid He was crafted by that teacher in Charlie Brown That's what teachers are doing on the first day class they're learning kids names and they're figuring out who they're gonna fart Who's the pig pen? Yeah, yeah? I thought that was like shocking and but also totally the tracks. Would you guys rather you guys rather every fart? Of yours is it is really loud, but has no smell or every fart is silent but smells That's a good question. I think I would probably do loud, but doesn't smell You can you can mask it with a different sound. No, I think smell, but doesn't laugh doesn't not loud It's actually opposite. We should do a poll. That's an important question. It is important should we do a poll on Spotify make that a poll Okay, gratify it and vote in the poll on Spotify scroll down when you're listening to the episode and there'll be a poll underneath the kind of show art This is big. Yeah, that's a big this is big Because then you can fart on a plane and it's fine, right? But it's loud Yeah, but you could just mask it you mask it like because the problem with the noise is loud though You can kind of get away. Yeah, the what you're like. It's loud in there But a fart's still loud Like I assume these are loud forts Yeah, how loud are we like they're decently loud for it's yeah, yeah, okay decently loud pretty loud Reason reasonably loud and they just like rip and you're like hey, but it doesn't smell like I don't know I think you got to take the smell that means every time you're in class for 18 years of life 22 years of life Every fart in class people here. Yeah, DK is thinking about this is someone who works from home Like DK's not really consider you're in an office every time you fart in the break room. It's loud I think it being loud is worse than it's yeah, it does sound worse actually Socially, it's somehow worse. Yeah, I grew up. Okay Okay, thank you DK. Thank you Craig. Thank you everyone for milling in email vote in the poll and Spotify Loud forts or smelly forts Email stupid courts emails fantasy courts email us trivia questions Thank you when I'm sorry. Thank you. T.K. Craig. Thank you. Well, okay, I'm pretty important. I think you'll ask it Thank you Lord Lauren. All right. We're doing songs. You were rationally hate for the month of November I went first on the last episode. I said lovely day by Bill withers a policy - How do you spell DK, you're up. - I am gonna go with the 2004 smash hit. You still hear it constantly. Drop it like it's hot. - What? - By some dog. - Wow. - It's so annoying. Like he just says it like 30 million times. Craig, your old withers think. Kinda like reminded me of this song. It's like 75% of this song is him just going, drop it like it's hot. And like the way he says it is really annoying too. - I love Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg has some of the greatest like songs of all time. Really like one of the icons of rap. But like this song to me is terrible. And it was like very famous for a very long time. Like I still hear it. - This song is hugely popular. - All time, all time one second song. - Also, there's like the flute recorder thing at the beginning is like kind of like annoying. - I don't know what that is but that's kind of annoying. - I don't know the whole song I thought I could do. - I'm just like this song is kind of annoying. It's an ear worm. - This is an awesome one, I've no notes. (laughing) - Wow. What are you doing the pigs trying to get it, you DK? - Drop it like it's hot. - Dude, but the beat is so good. Do you like it? - The beat's good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if I just heard the instrumental, I'm sure like another bit of like the recorder part. - Yeah. (laughing) - And the click and the like. - Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. - Whatever that's called. - I will say now that you say it. It's like he says it in the exact same way too. It's not like he varies how he's dropping it like it's hot. - Now that you're saying it, I will say, the underlying beat is like a 10 out of 10 thing. - The beat's good. - Offered Snoop Dogg. And I am realizing now that you could've put fucking anything over that underlying thing would've. It could've been me being like sunny. - Like when that song comes out, I'm just like, yeah. (laughing) And I, like again, I love Snoop Dogg. I love Snoop, he's the best. - You're like, you're at a wedding, you're like, I'm gonna get some air. - Yeah, like it's a perfect, like, he'll get some water song. - It's really good. - It's really good. - The email is close too, I love those. Good bye everyone. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - 21 plus in present in select states for Kansas in affiliation with Kansas, Starkicino, or 18 plus in present in DC, or Wyoming. Gambling problem, call 1-800-Gambler, or 1-800-MyReset. 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