We Weren't Invited to Kens Birthday, Who RUINED Our Prank, & Big Wrenches Surprising Skill

All the Epstein files, like I don't know what to believe. - Ooh, is it a rollie? No, I can't afford a rollie. They packing peanut it, us. It got out somehow. We don't know how they found out. Can't say that out loud in public, there's children around. Did you know that Ken had a birthday party? I didn't. No, I wasn't invited. All right, welcome back boys and girls to the LifeFlight Open podcast. We got Ken, Evan, Ryan, and Ben. - Thanks for having me, Mike. - Yeah, for sure. - How you guys doing? - Doing good, brother. How you doing? - So good, like, camel pants. - Time to look at this, Simon. I put him on this morning and I'm just like, oh, someone else is probably gonna be wearing him, but-- - No camel pants, Ryan. - No, I wore a camel sweatshirt. It's hard to mix the camos. Just kind of look like a-- - And I actually thought about ripping that hoodie just to be funny. - And just-- - Just stepping on that one. - Double camel. - Yeah. - Ryan, you are now the outfit of the day guy. - Really? - Yeah, like, if I post a picture, like putting on a new monosuit, people are just like kind of gay, huh? Outfit of the day. - And you're doing it. You're doing it, the outfit of the day is fun. - Isn't it crazy, like, how quickly that happens? You know, like, CJ's just like, Ryan, what's up with the outfit of the day Snapchat? And now you're just the outfit of the day guy, even though that's, you know, it's like-- - I start posting, I'm gonna my snap, sorry. - Every day. - Every day. - Why? - It's like, this is what I'm wearing today. - It would be pretty funny. - So, I've been on this, like, Tourette's TikTok, where there's this girl. I think her name is, like, Bailey. But she has Tourette, and apparently she's super famous. She got like 12 million followers on TikTok. She used to have, like, a TLC show or something. Greta was filling me in on it. But she does outfit of the day with her boyfriend, Colin. Colin, is she-- - Does she yell Colin? - Yes. - Yes. - Okay. - It's like, one of her triggers. So now I'm on, like, outfit of the day TikTok, because I watch all of hers, 'cause she says, like, the most outlandish shit. - Okay. - And now I think the algorithm thinks that this is what I want to do. - This is what I want to see. - You wear your more on the Tourette side of TikTok and set up the outfit of the day, side to-- - Yeah. - More so. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Do you have the one I have the show on TV on TLC? - Yes. - Like, Bailey and I'll out. - It's her, it's her. - Yes, that's her. - That's her. - Oh, sorry. My ears aren't working today. - All right, it's okay. - Have you guys seen the Tourette South Park episode? - If you haven't watched it. - All right. Anyway, I don't think I have. - It's so funny. - Yeah, I don't think I have. - It's so good. - You gotta watch it. - Do you remember Ten's Avatar? - Yeah, so you actually get Tourette's. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Tourette is crazy, dude. Like, I mean, obviously, it's terrible for the people that have it, but like, the shit that they say, and yet they're still just like, running loose and in public? - Loose. - It's kinda like-- - Oh, it's just Grandpa Ron. - Yes, essentially. - Yeah, it's like, Grandpa, you can't say that out loud in public, there's children around. - Well, people always say crazy stuff. - Yeah, they do, but like, people with dress, obviously can't help it, right? And they say some of the most vulgar shit you'll ever hear. - I think old people just don't care. - But can they not help it or do they just use that as an excuse so they can say whatever they want? - It's fucked up, Cam. - That is pretty messed up. - That's what they cover in the South Park episode. - People with Tourette's? - Yeah, I mean, are they just using that as a cover? Like, oh, I have Tourette's and then they just, that's their cue to just like, get away with it. That's what Dom says when he says a bad joke. - Yeah. - Sorry. - I just wondered like in the world of like memes and TikToks, like, let's say the sound that's going around TikTok that like, fah! Sound, like, are they just watching TikToks and then it's going into their head and then they're just putting it out to the world. - I don't know how the brand works, dude. I'm pretty dumb already. - It's a tough day and age to have Tourette's 'cause like, anything could come out. - Like, anything. - Are you saying something? - Yeah. - Like, you can zoom something on TikToks and then, and then you're in a-- - And then you're in a-- - Funny sounds going on-- - And before it on you's going, six, seven. - Yeah. - And just like that, you know? - Gosh. - You know, I-- - So the turf combo? - Just speaking of that, Ryan. Like, it's a young kid's thing, right? And we all had things that we said when we were young, but I volunteer at church, right? And there's preschoolers, so they are five years old. And like, to me, they're just babies. Like, they don't really even know how to, like, say a full sentence. - All right. - And they're over here, like, six, seven. And it's just the weirdest thing. I mean, they're like, to me, they're like toddlers. And I'm like, how deep does this go? - I think it goes pretty deep. But I think, like, it's finally coming to the point where now it's becoming not cool to say it. You know, it's like the way you're saying it. - Yeah, you're on two mainstream. - The five year olds in Ankit, they're saying it. I agree though. - Now it went Cheeto. - Yeah. - I also was cracking up the other day when we were filming, we were out on the road. And we met these guys in the Budweiser truck. They were delivering, they were stoked to meet us. They gave us some energy drinks. And then the last thing they say, until Evan, he's Cheeto, you know, as a joke, but like, the Cheeto Army is still alive and well. - It's good to hear. - Yeah. - Didn't that kind of feel wrong, Mike? - When he was like, you guys want some energy drinks? - It did. - Some product. - And they slid the door open. - I was like, I feel like we're robbing a bank. - Straight out from something. - They're gonna be like a truck. - Yeah. - Like, we can't give you any beer, anything. But we could, yeah, energy drinks or whatever. And they just like ripped open the plastic on the palette and like pulled three energy drinks off and then gave them to us and we're like, it's not, we can go to the gas station right over there. - It felt wrong. And it also felt like, I wanted to ask but I didn't want to put them in an uncomfortable position. But I was like, yo, whose product is this? Like, is the store gonna be like, you know, why are these cases? - Open. - Halfway, like, open? Yeah, like, what, were we robbed? - Yeah. - I did feel weird too, but. I was like, thanks, dude, stolen product. - You probably just marked it down as like, damage. - Yeah, yeah, probably. - Ryan got one and then he lost it and he was just blaming me left and right. - I was not blaming you. - You were, you were blaming me. - I was gonna blame somebody though. That's for damn sure. - I was like, where, where is my white, what was it, white gummy bear ghost or whatever it was? - Yeah, it was a white gummy bear. - Did you take it, did you throw it away? I was like, no. - I just asked if you drank it 'cause that, but yeah, I was pretty accused of it. - You had the right side of the fridge open and then you, like, close it, run around the whole shop and then you finally opened the left side and there it was. - I was fridge blind, it happens. Every guy has it, you look in the fridge, where's the catch up you can't find it? - Where's the hard boiled eggs? - No, yeah, where was my white gummy bear and I couldn't find it. - Ken, when you lost your wallet in the Sprinter Van and freaked out on everybody? - Well, I was trying to find my wallet. - Okay, and you lost it. - I lost it and I'm trying to use the fine, I had an air tag in it, so I was trying to find it. And everyone was like-- - Which is unbelievable that you couldn't find it. - I know. - It's beeping, it's beeping the Sprinter. - It beeps and it brings you to within inches of it. But you're pulling a China shopping in the Sprinter Van that's not running around. To move around, we got helmets, we got all kinds of stuff and then you're just rummaging. - I eventually came to the conclusion that it was in my back pocket. - After you swore it, everybody. I was like, be quiet, I'm trying to hear the beeps coming from 'cause it was like close, but everywhere I went, it was like, it always goes right back. - It's always two to three feet away. - I was like, what the fuck is this thing? - But how do you not check your pocket first? - It was in your pocket? - It was in my back pocket. - You mean where the wallet normally goes? - Yeah, but normally I'm trying to keep it in the front pocket. - Were you wearing your overalls? - No, I wasn't, I was wearing some kind of joggers or something. That's why you didn't know it was in your back pocket. Usually your pants are so tight, you know that there's something in your pocket. And everyone else knows 'cause it's skin-tight pants and there's a bulge, like vacuum sealed. And his pants are usually vacuum sealed onto his body. - No, that was definitely a dumb moment. And I was like, wow, I should have just felt back there. - And we were really close to helping and telling you, shut the fuck up. And then all of a sudden, okay, and then started talking constantly to make an order to find. - Well, let's transition into another segment here. Ken, it was your birthday yesterday. It was a glorious day. - Very nice, very chill. Finally, the most chill birthday I've had in many, many years. - That's true. - Yeah, we usually do a little song. - We make it an event. - God forbid your friends celebrate your birthday, Ken. - You did catch a C-boy's Instagram post, which is the first birthday post, probably in 10 years that we've done. - I really enjoyed that. I was like, we should really post something for Ken's birthday. It's just legend it. We have so many good pictures of you. It's one thing I wanna keep doing. I noticed like the sickos do it. They just post a bunch of embarrassing pictures of each of the guys in the group. And I loved it of Ken. But Ken, you're continuing on the trend of a bunch of people wishing you happy birthday. And then you just not saying anything. - That is fake news. - Yeah, you didn't respond to Greta. You didn't respond in our Primal's group chat or in our CFAM group chat? - That's what I thought. - Or I'm pretty sure I said thanks guys. And then 15 other people said it. - Okay, let's find out. - I'm not seeing any thank yous. - This is not a new thing. This is a every year thing. You completely ignore everyone who says happy birthday. - Thank you. - Keep in mind. - Did I take a nap? - Ken, this is tough. - Right here, CFAM. Happy birthday Ken, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. Heart, heart, heart from Greta. - Yeah. - No response, radio silence. And also Evan had a good point. He goes, you know, maybe Ken just wait until the end of the day. It's a group chat. It's not quite as personally. He's just gonna fire out of thanks everyone. - Okay, so what makes sense? - All the people that text me individually, I did text back. - Okay. - When it goes to their group chat, it's kinda like it gets weird. - I saw one that was on red right there. Brandon. - You're gonna have a lot. - Oh, Megan, Megan, and Brandon. - I wanna know who you did text back. - David, you're Jim. - Nice. - Brian. the close. Okay. Rich. Rich, uh, Nick. Well, if you didn't respond to rich, you'd have been like, "Oh, you a big time on here." Hey, Mike, did you know that Ken had a birthday party last night? I didn't. Ryan, did you know that Ken had a birthday party last night? I knew Ken had a birthday party and on Tuesday, I said, "Ken, what are we doing for your birthday this weekend?" And you said, "Uh, I don't know." And on Wednesday, I asked, I said, "What are you doing?" And you said, "Uh, maybe just grab some dinner." And now on your birthday, I said, "Ken, what are you doing for your birthday?" And you said, "Prize grabbing some dinner with some friends." That went, "Don't fucking take it." Yeah. And went home and had microwave rice and a protein smoothie. Your dad came. I know. Holy shit. My dad was invited, but I wasn't. So it was a different group of friends. She organized everything, sent out the invite, and she's good friends with Brandy's girlfriend, so. Okay. Yeah, I went to a different gathering last night, and then they're like, "Oh, I'm surprised you didn't go to Ken's birthday party." It was. And you were like, "It's Ken's birthday." And then they're like, "Oh, should I not have said something?" And I'm like, "No, it's fine." I'm sure it was a surprise birthday, maybe. There was already a lot of people, and they just split our table up. Fuck us, Ken. What the hell? Is that supposed to make us feel better? Is that supposed to make us feel better by not being invited to your birthday? Well, there's already so many people. Just none of us were invited to Ken's birthday. Is that not weird to anyone else? There's no Thursday, and you were all, you said that. Thursday, and there was still, you're having problems. There was kind of like, "No one knows that. Nobody knows that." I had a lot going on, Ken. Last night. I would have to come up with a new year's problem. Ken, whoever hosted your birthday, or you should have, the party started at five. And nobody knew that there was problems with the video until I texted at 7.30, two and a half hours after his birthday party was done. It actually didn't start till seven. And I knew you were still uploading, so it was kind of like, okay, so what about Mike and me and Ryan? I didn't organize it. I was told a time and a place, and then we just showed up. I did kind of feel bad about that because who organized it did extend an invite. But then when you were so kind of apathetic about me being now, I was like, "No, maybe it just won't bother you." So that you have time with your real friends. But then I was like, "Shit, what if it's a fucking surprise?" And I just said no to the invite. And then, you know, then you were like, "Oh, damn, where's Ryan?" And everybody else. Ken, it's too good. Ken, I just love how mysterious you are. You're after a year. Well, there's no shots. There's no shots forced down my throat last night, so that was really that was a positive improvement from the last couple years. Anything else forced down? No. It's normally, normally it's, "Oh, here's a shot. Here's a shot. Oh, take these seven drinks and we would never do that." It gets a lot of hands. Yeah. Never do that to you. There's a video of it. I think it was, I don't remember because of Laundra. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a fun birthday. Standing up in front of the entire restaurant and getting everyone to sing "Habby Birthday." Maybe that's why we don't get invited. Makes sense. This does make sense now. Looks like you had a good time, Ken. Isn't this quite CJ and Alex showed up? Oh, CJ was invited. Salt on the wound. Yeah, so we still got packing peanuts. What? There's one right back. There's one over there underneath the bubbler. I'll be just walking from my office somewhere and I'll be like, "What the heck? I'll pick my feet up and there's a packing peanut on the bottom of it." I even spent a good 20 minutes in here cleaning up the remains of what was left over. I think we did a bang up job cleaning everything up. There's just, I mean, yeah, they're everywhere, right? They keep coming out, but just like one at a time. They're in like every nook and cranny of this building. We did a good job. Yeah, so if you guys saw the last video, we had planned on pranking our friend Jake. So we're in this prank war, right? So last October at this point, Mike bought 1,000 hot dogs and then they expired. They were in the back of his truck so we didn't know what to do with them. So we dropped them off at Jake's doorstep thinking that he could freeze them and do something with them. Well, he proceeded to mulch them up, put them in his dad's hydro cedar and then he came to our compound and he sprayed the entire compound down. All the cars, everything. So our entire compound smells like hot dog water and it has little bits of hot dog everywhere. Still, it's still like that. It froze like pretty shortly after and so now when it thaws in the spring, it's going to just be nasty. Yeah, it's going to happen all over again, right? So anyway, we hadn't pranked Jake back after that because we were just letting him simmer. We were just like, you know, had had our iron in the stove and we were just waiting for the right time to burn them. And we thought they thought we were going to strike back within like a week or two and we're like, if he really funny, if we just wait like three months, yeah, because he was so on edge and his entire team was on edge. Jake had mentioned multiple times that he just wanted us to prank him. So the anxiety of waiting for the prank could be done with like he could go back to his normal life and be less worried about like leaving his shop for four hours at a time or going to bed at night. And so we were waiting for the right time to strike. And last week was 20 below out and we were like, all right, this would be a good time to prank Jake back. We got Mike's water truck going. We were going to go to Jake's compound and cover all of his vehicles in his parking lot with Mike's water truck water and make it look just like just like a big ice cube. A big ice cube. It's like when a fire hydrant breaks in the middle of winter and it shoots all the water up and then whatever is surrounding it, usually vehicles have like feet of ice on them. That was our goal to do to Jake's truck. It would have been so great. And yeah, so we are planning on on doing that. And the way that we were going to get Jake out of his shop was Jake and his crew are rebuilding Dalton's truck right now or trying to. And so we were going to have Dalton just like go with Jake to his truck and try and figure out like the part situation and like film and update or something like that to get him out of the shop, right? Dalton goes over there and apparently was acting so suspicious that they put tune two together that we were trying to prank him. They figured out that the water truck was trying to get back in operating condition, which wasn't actually it wasn't working at all. It's start on fire in the process, which is classic. Amazing. Mike, another vehicle. Mike's started on fire. I got cut from the video, but if you use enough ether, it's flammable. It's going to start on fire. So Jake and his team like call us and they're like, yeah, we know what you guys are planning right now. Like the gig is up. We're like, what the fuck? So then it pretty much turned into us just being like, yo, how did they figure it out? And we figured Dalton just told them. Yeah, maybe spilled the beans. Spilled the beans because like they're working on Dalton's truck. And we were like, did he, did he like trade information for like a deal on the truck? But it turned out to be a combination of things. We actually still don't entirely know. I think they just put two and two together, because they because you and CJ had told them that you were going to soup the water truck up and surprise me. And then they came over to talk sunglasses. And then they're like, ask me what they're doing with the water truck. I'm like, oh, we're just trying to make like an ice rink out in the parking lot. And they're like, okay, the more information Tony gives the more I am confused about where they're getting this information from. So anyway, we're like, all right, we're going to pivot. We're going to get them in on the prank. So they think where we're going to start taking Dalton's truck apart. Because then they were like holding Dalton's truck ransom. They were like essentially telling Dalton like, if you let these guys prank us, we're going to dismantle your truck and send you part by part for the next month. And so he was all tweaked out about it. And we were like, okay, let's, let's like try and get them on our side. Like we're not going to prank them. We're going to prank Dalton instead by actually sending him the parts, right? Little ruse. So while we were doing that, we're going to get them out of the shop, go to Jake's and start pulling Dalton's truck apart. Well, meanwhile, we're actually going to fill Jake's entire house up with packing peanuts. The day before we were going to do that prank, they packing peanut it us. They came to our shop and filled up my office, the podcast studio where we're sitting right now, CJ's, Ken's, Ryan's office, all with packing peanuts, right? So the night before we were going to do it to Jake, they did it to us. And the only office they didn't pack in peanut was Dalton's was Dalton's and two questions were posed. One, how on earth did they like, no, was it just coincidence? And then two, did they take our packing peanuts? That takes a little bit of planning that you got to order those in, get them shipped. It takes a minimum 48 hours to get those. And they left the bags and we checked and Jake did order them. So at this point, it's coincidence, but court ruts too small to have coincidence. How long do we have the peanuts on hand? 10 days. Pretty crazy. I think it's, it got out somehow. There's no way that 100%. 100% got it. It's not a coincidence. We still actually do not know. I'm sure we could like really press them. And I don't know. Maybe they would, they would tell us, but it's part of the fog of war. It is part of the fog of war. Exactly right, Ryan. Whatever the hell that means. But I think we'll find out organically, which will feel a lot better. But we don't know how they figured out our plan. There's a lot of theories. So we posted the video last night. We said comment who you think the rat is. A lot of fingers are being pointed at Dalton. I would like to think that it wasn't him. Like he wouldn't switch up on his team. like that. Could it have been the mailman or like the delivery guy? That's what I was kind of thinking is. I mean, we got a semi-load. Like you lie and sent an entire semi-truck of packing peanuts on a Wednesday, two corn rot, and then call it five days later. They sent another half semi-load to corn rot, but they're like, what is going on? Like, why, why is this little town of 25 people get enough packing peanuts to drown a city? Unless the U-line rep told Jake, because the U-line rep actually lives right next door to Jake's mom. Oh, it was information unlocked. I just I thought of that last night. I don't. That's a good theory, Ken. That's actually a really good theory. Did the delivery driver. I doubt it's what all these peanuts before. I wasn't there when it got unloaded, but I'm pretty sure that truck came straight from Wisconsin. I'm not sure at the quantity that Jake ordered where that truck would have come from. He might have got a local truck. Can you imagine if instead of packing peanuts, we got cheese curds. It was just a mix up at the Wisconsin factory. That would have been 40 grand. I was thinking about that as well. I mean, you guys, you guys obviously saw what the inside of your van looked like after we put cheetos and cheese puffs in it. I was like, what if we would have all that and spend like $10,000 on cheetos? Oh my God. The dust would have been insane. The puffs. Yeah. Oh, puffs. Yeah. Yeah, getting in your eye wall. That would be bad. Oh, it would ruin everything. You'd have to burn the shop down and just start over fresh. Jake called himself the prank war champ right off the 2060 left deciding. He said prank war champ of 2026. And we're like, buddy, it's fucking January. Right now just 2026. Yeah. What are you doing? Right? So he called himself the champ and we're like, well, you can't do that. And so we had to like really ramp it up. And also it was a war crime to strike two times in a row. Like he didn't let us like hit them back in between, which is part of dude. That's that's prank war 101. I have stupid. Are you right? So it was like all rules out the window. Yeah, we should get a big trophy made. It says prank champs. 2020, you know, he made a cardboard. I know. I wasn't going to be a black and what we give it to ourselves. Yeah. No, we give it to ourselves, but then he'd be like, what is this? And we're like, yeah, they sent it to us. Who's they? I don't know the committee. Yeah, the. Yeah, the committee experts. Yeah. If you are going to use nicotine, you should look into Lucy pouches. They are 100% pure nicotine and are always tobacco free. 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Don't wait, protect your privacy, build your brand and get your complete business identity in just 10 clicks and 10 minutes. Visit Northwest registered agent dot com slash wide open free and start building something amazing. Get the Northwest registered agent at www.northwest registered agent dot com slash wide open free. Jake and his crew just keep telling us like yet don't was the mole. And then and then other people in our team that have also talked to other people in the community are like verifying that he was the mole. And I'm like, I just don't think he was. I don't think so either. I do get his concern about his pickup and I backup. I get it. Like he doesn't want like that's threats. Yeah, you have to read. He just want Jake and Tony to like just fully disassemble his pickup, throw it on his doorstep and say, here you go. Put it back together, but it doesn't fully add up. And Ken, something that particularly you and I can relate on is that there's unintentional moles like I've ruined shit before and then it's like, Mike, why do you hate us? You're a rat. You're a mole. And I'm like, it was an accident. Same thing happens at Ken. Like he slips and it sucks. Like just you just done it before. CJ has done it before. And so and it doesn't necessarily it makes you a mole by definition, but not by intention, which is a huge difference. I told you like a stupid Gavin stupid three wheeler and I was a rat for years. Then finally just doesn't really call me it too much anymore. Why literally that's when you started calling me. Zerat. Yeah, Zerat. No, it's because I had to go. I had that horrible experience by in the old the Gavin track that he crashed into the ditch. The guy was trying to like take me in his car and go for a four-hour drive and stuff. So it was a crazy, I had a crazy day. So then I like told Mike about it, but yeah, you were pretty upset about it. Which one was that? It was fabulous. It was the towel towel. The mole bed thing. Oh, the mole bed three wheelers. Can I hit the ditch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That one. That did suck too. I don't remember. I don't remember that. That's like when you started calling me a rat because I told Mike about it was like the surprise is on Gavin. Yeah. I mean, I get it is better if Mike didn't know, but I didn't think it was a big deal. The issue with Mike knowing is a lot of times, you know, it'll end up, yeah, exactly. Yeah, or something. Like I'll fire something in the group chat and it's like, yo, the guy we're trying to pranks in the group chat that you just sent the chat about. Mike, you have to un-send this immediately or when we're trying to pick up Axel Hodges to surprise Evan with. And then when we're picking Axel up, Mike is on his Insta story, reposting videos of Axel being like, yo, headed to the sea boys and he's sending him in our group chat that Evan's in and we're like, bro, what are you doing? Yeah. Anywhere. Axel pants that day. He was throwing a lot of flags. True. But also it's like our Instagram group chat that Evan could potentially check three times a day or one time in three weeks. Also Mike, Mike spelled the beans on the rich pickup. I like the one where you're secretly picking up a wheelchair for Ken but then posted the guy. Yeah. That was probably my worst on your chat. That was crazy. No, I, I sent it like to the group chat. I think it's, it's almost better if it's on my story because again, Ken might watch my story two times in one day or once every two weeks or ever. It's like it just doesn't click with you though, Mike, where you care enough to like think it through. Sometimes you got to wait until the content has already been published before you can post that those, the stories or those snapchats. Well, you just got to save it to your camera roll and then okay, this is safe to post that. But that's the interesting thing is that like 99% of time, that is what I do. That's what we all do. It's a one percent. It's a one percent time. Realistically, Mike, I would actually call it 65% of the time. They agree. That's less than two thirds. Still disagree. It's like we're not even done filming something to open up Snapchat. Oh, Mike already posted this on there. That's not true. You guys joke about that happening way more than it actually happens. I think you think it happens less than it actually happens. I think I do it the most out of anyone, but you guys not a joke about it happening way more than it actually happens. Like you guys rip jokes about all time and the joke is not even on my story. I just live stream the whole thing. It hasn't even happened yet, and it's already on Mike's story. Right. There's a 14 year joke just to remind you not to, it's like, oh not really like that. I mean, it's like you, yeah, you make jokes about the thing that someone's always f and up on. It's fair. But overall, like I'd say Ken and I have f'd up an equal amount of things because Ken is so afraid. It was now where he doesn't even learn. He doesn't even let himself find things out because he knows how weak he is at keeping a secret. Like he actually is pretty self aware about it now where he'll like avoid all here conversations if it's even in the wind. Oh, here's something. Oh, this is going to be a secret. Okay. Let me just turn around and I'll go do something. I don't even know. It's not even on. It's not a secret that I can't know. It's I don't even trust my. Well, sometimes it's like I don't need unless I am required to be involved in this. It's like what's the point of even overhearing something because it's just all it's going to do is get me riled up or something or it's pretty pointless for me to get involved until we're filming the video. Or I have to go pick something up or like arrange something. It's just pointless. Might as well just stay out of it completely. Then you're not accomplishing it. - As a multi-time offender, like that is perfect. That is what you and I should be doing. You get hit even harder with, you know, discipline as a multi-time offender. So like, for example, I want to say it was the rich thing. Like when I, everyone was like, Micah, he was the one, you knew because of Micah, right? And then he's like, no, it was actually CJ. And then that just gets brushed over. Oh, it was me, damn. You know, 'cause he doesn't do this. - What was the other one that CJ blew? When he just literally set it out. - The axle was more exact. - It was the axle, it was the axle. - He heard it. - He heard it. - And CJ just blew the full load on him. - And he's like, so how did you know, how do you know, axle was coming? Was it Micah's, when he set that? No, it was CJ. And I'm like. - Yeah, what did it go? - What did CJ Sam see with it? - Yeah. - Oh, I hope Axel doesn't mind the call. - And like, what's that, me, I'm like. - And I look at, I look at CJ, like what? - I was like, CJ, shut the fuck up. - What I wanted to say is can you think that way now, but even like two years ago, if you even heard whisperings, you're like this. - You were like a bloodhounder. - And you're like, what's going on? What is it, what is it, what is it, what is it? You couldn't help yourself, but get like intervene. - The problem is everything is a secret. So it's just like, unless you're directly involved in it, it's just pointless trying to like figure something out. - You think that now, but two years ago, you, you know, but you help yourself, but figure it out. - But it's, you had to figure it out. - It's just growth and, you know, trying to. (laughing) - It's growl. - Honestly, it's just way less stressful. - You keep growing your beard out, Micah. - You'll learn. - It'll be crazy. - Crazy personal development on Ken's end. - I think the issue is like, we're not actors and everything is just a hundred times better if you are a genuinely surprised, quite literally. - Always, right? So it's for like the benefit of everyone, right? Where if you don't know and you find something out, you're gonna be surprised and you're gonna be excited about it and you're gonna give a good reaction. And then a lot of times, if you do find out, you have no reaction, 'cause it's not a surprise. And then it's like, we have nothing to work with. - Right, I think all of us are on the same page when you see something that's, let's say, it's directly for you and you accidentally catch a whiff and you're like, that's my reaction. If I saw something that was being planned for me, I'm just like, I wish I could delete that out of my brain. 'Cause again, like you said, we're not actors and it's just a hundred times better. - And the issue with it now is like, there's so many moving parts and I don't even know how many group chats I have that don't have one of you guys sitting in. - Yeah, like we have like 12 different group chats that just don't have one person in it. Because that's the person that's getting surprised, right? So it's like when there's so many cooks in the kitchen though, things just inevitably get spoiled. - Damn, I didn't know you guys had a group chat without me. - Yeah, 100%. And there's probably four things in the works right now, Ryan, that are related to you, that you don't know about, that everyone else does, that I'm hoping, stay a secret. - Fuck. - Four? - Probably, honestly. And that's why we brought Jack in now that nobody can find out. 'Cause it's like so many things get spoiled because like I need help planning things and you know, that's when you got to get other people involved. But you have to be specific on who you choose to help. - Yeah, dude, there's a science to this. - There really is. - There might be a group chat for a prank for you, Ryan, that I'm not allowed in for good reason. It's like I only got involved in the actual group chat because I had to book his flights and all the everything else. That's the only reason I figured that out. You didn't tell me who I was booking a flight for until I got his like information. - It's like I was thinking of going and seeing a hypnotist because just yesterday I saw something I wasn't supposed to. - Ah! - Did you even try? - Yeah, I love that. - I was going to see a hypnotist. - We need an in-house hypnotist. - There we go. - The men in black. - What about Gavin's buddy? The one that came here and had Gavin birthing an alien or was this kid? - Dude, that was crazy. We were actually talking about that yesterday. - I've been trying to get a mind reader to come on the podcast but they don't want to be recorded. - Well, 'cause it's funny if you have a fortune to tell her or whatever. - Yeah, exactly. I'm like, no, it's cool. You do your thing and we'll just see. And they're like, no. We don't want to let the secrets of the trade go. - So what about Oz, the mentalist? Is that the guy's name? - Yeah, but there's like performers and there's people who do it for the love of the game. And I think we locally only have love of the game. Like the guy who does the lie detector test but trying to get lie detector test as well, no one will fucking do it. Everyone's like, I'm not gonna pop up. I'm gonna do a lie detector test on camera. I go, what about this guy? And they go, he's not a part of the real culture. He's not even a certified electrician or whatever the fuck it is. People are so against it. So you have to have the people in California that are just doing it for acting. - Why would they be against it? - 'Cause it's fake. Lie detectors are fake. They're not admissible in court. - And that's been a thing for a while. - That has been a thing. - 'Cause it's all based off of like heart rate. - Yeah. - So you could either be trained to not get excited and like fool it or train yourself to like spike your heart rate and then you would get. - Gavin's on it like four Celsius deep. Everything this guy says is off the charts. - Just says he's having a heart attack right now. - Yeah, I actually just saw a video about that with like CIA agents. - Like they're trained to be able to pass. - Lie detector. - All of your graphs. - Thank you. - There's something like you can put a tack in your shoe and you just step on it. There's something like all the movies or something have. - You imagine? - You're about to tell a lie, so you just. - Stop. - I'm sure you can do it one more time. - Like that's why. - 'Cause you like raise your heart rate for everyone. - You fake the baselines and then like when the actual lies come out and then it's already faked. - Fake the baseline. So when the lies come out, nobody knows. That's like if you're like always use eyedrops but you're always stoned, no one will ever know your stoned. - No, you never have to use the eyedrops. They think that's just how you look. - Dude, I looked up the other day, Sidney's like, how long's the longest someone's ever slept before? Oh my God, that's interesting. And they have never really done any studies but the one showed up and then it was like this so and so in 1962 slept for eight days straight but they were under hypnotization. I'm like eight days is still a long time to be sleeping. - It's not just coma. - Yeah, I was like, can you imagine sleeping for eight days? - The dream right Mike? - The dream actually dude. - Not the dream. - I'd be hungry as hell when I woke up. - You'd be like a bear. - Evan could make it. - Evan's a classic wake up at three room age for a snack and back to bed. You know what else Evan, I gotta apologize to you for and I'm also really proud of you. So we have the half pipe in the back of the shop, right? And it's winter and we've had some fluctuating temperatures, right, it's been negative 25 and it's been 40 and we're getting snow and it's melting, whatever. And the last three times now, maybe four. Evan has cleared the half pipe of snow, completely cleared it, used the torch, got it fully dry. And then he goes, you should probably come over and we should skate it. And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, and I just get busy and then it snows again and then it snows more. Like he's cleared it off four times. - You guys haven't skated at all. - We skated it once for like 10 minutes and last, yesterday there was so much snow on, how long did that take you? - No, half hour. - Oh, okay. - It's not too bad. - It's a little bit better, but it's all cleared off and I just look at it and I go, it's a shame, we're not going to skate it. - I think we are this time, we're going to have, - We are. I think we have a long stretch of warm weather. - We do, it's been interesting. We, this winter's been interesting. But yeah, we have like a stint of like 35 degree days. - Yeah, did you see that the other day Ben, Dalton, heard you talking about you were going to drop in and then he decided he was going to try and he just did it. - Luckily for real. - It doesn't count until it's on the three foot but he is a step ahead. - I didn't know we were in, yeah, I mean, it did happen fast. - Competition. - Competition, the only guy I knew I was in competition with now is Big Ranch. - Big Ranch was broke. - Big Ranch heard that I was going to drop in on this skate ramp and then, and then he was like, dropping on the skate ramp. I could go and do that right now. And I was like, what? - He did say he used to be more of a street skater but he thinks he could get it. - Yeah, he was a skater. - He was like, I could go and drop in on that ramp right now. And I was like, let's make this a thing. - Yeah, I'll do a little bit. - And I thought that it was gonna just fall by the wayside and I was never gonna actually hear anything about Big Ranch skateboarding ever again. So we get home from our trip the other night and him and Evan got into the road beers on the way home in the sprinter van and I'm transferring footage up here and I just hear like laughing down below. - Gakalim. - And I'm like, what the hell's going on? You know, it's like 11 o'clock. I walk back down there and Big Ranch is skating around. Him and Evan are skating around in the bay. - Holy shit. - I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? - I've never wanted guests that he skating in his life. - He might be too important to let skate. - Yeah. - I got a family. - I was like, Big Ranch, how many beers did you have on the way home that you got home and said, I need to ride a skateboard. And he said, well, we were trying to finish the case and we haven't done, we haven't done that. - We haven't found the bottom yet. - We did before he left and how did his farm look? - There actually wasn't too much skating, I think. Yeah, you just knocked the cobwebs off and then let that sit and then come back to it. Like an evolution. You didn't want to go too big on the first day back. Just like classic mistake. - The liquid curd for that type of stuff. like I just. remember having a point in my life where I'm like I got to stop skating when I'm drunk. But you like you want to even drink it yeah Evan he does you just like net you know if he's had six periods at the golf course he already he lets me know not skating tonight. No no no no no no I was gonna know it's the happy me if I have 12 years at the course I'm not skating six but I need you were going to Zorba's later to skate for you. Yeah pocket yes the pocket thing but it's just interesting like big wrench with no beers much safer to be skating much much safer but wouldn't be skating at all if he was on no beers Ryan said it I don't know if we should be letting big wrench skate yeah but we should let him drop in don't keep a man from accomplishing his dreams but the thing about skateboarding though is like it's not if you fall it's when you fall and what makes a good skateboarder is how good you are at crashing it's how good you are at following big wrench got bodied on the e-bike he was fine I mean he set up against the building for a couple hours banged up for a couple weeks but he ate it he did eat it big wrench is just super tough he's just like that old old man's strength and old man toughness yeah we just got done with a little snowmobile trip and Evan did have a great point we were kind of like all big wrench you saw because he came with us and was awesome and he's like and not really feel like this all the time and that you to your point like when we're skateboarding and falling like Evan and I kind of just feel a little bit sore all the time well I think we were we were talking about Ken yeah yeah dinner was like in a whole different world that my back hurts and this and that and I'm like do you think he actually hurts worse than us or is he just never used to any like physical inconvenience we're like I wake up every morning right and I fucking hurt but it's just been normal for ever but like some people are just like maybe not used to that I don't know like for me it's like I'm fine and then like the second we stop moving and like sat down for dinner right my back just like locked up and I was like oh I got I got to go lay down like it was it was fine when we kept moving and then it's just you stop and it's just I wish I could like convey or like just show how when we were out to eat we're all just like laughing and do you're just in the corner like well you just like it's not like that or something yeah yeah yeah and we're we're just like like playing music and you looked yeah I mean yeah we're okay like we are all locked in and kids like we're putting on the coat and we're getting out of here hop up the video of him in the sprinter man that was so funny I love a Mike's geared up yeah I was just trying to like sit there and not sit in an uncomfortable position my neck was feeling you look back on comfortable I do feel bad like it's not fun when you're back fucking hurts that's for sure imagine how I felt I guess without spoiling too much yeah imagine how like Ben felt we put in a pretty good shift on some mobiles that we're not optimal for long range and I think everyone was pretty sore but I had a stint of riding two up with Ken you'll see in the video as to why and the thing about riding a snowmobile by yourself is you see bumps coming and you can like use your legs to anticipate the bump and then you just like raise yourself up off the seat you let the snow be able to take the brunt of the impact right in your your likes to come and take a little bit of it you're hovering and then when it's smooth you can sit back down well when you don't know when that bump is coming because you have a large man in front of you and you're just holding on to him for dear life because you're hanging off the back of the seat the only thing helping the impacts of the bumps is your spine compressing a little bit every time every single time when the two of you were on that sled we're talking full compression no suspension and then when you go into those bumps with double the weight that should be on the sled it actually amplifies it I was thinking about you to yeah your spine was the only suspension I did feel bad for Ken though because I was you know it's trying to watch the best that I could and when I would see a bump coming up I'm just like using Ken as the suspension of like holding on to him onto him hoping that he also lifts for this bump coming like a monkey on his back that he hopefully Ken stands up and there was many times where like we're flying along this this trailer this ditch line right and it's like bump after bump after your bump right so you can you can only like lift for like the first one or two until the snow be able meets you at some point of coming up and I was like yeah what the fuck slow down boom boom pause bounce on it bounce on it bounce on it so yeah that was rough but it'll it'll make more sense when you guys see the video see it in a couple weeks yeah oh god good times that way Mike what's that yeah read it read it to the Mike Ben oh my god this is so classic relax who cares I'm already late and then it's all of the uh the numbers on the watch that are supposed to go around just jumbled at the bottom is it a rollie no can't afford a rollie kidding me it looks like it well it says relax not Rolex Mike okay I do I about had a heart attack I go bro that's got to be so limited edition you got to have a if I can just rip around your wrist here oh this is this is super sick though isn't that funny yeah I think Rolex made a watch like that really with all it was limited edition now who cares I'm already late sick I saw it poking I was like holy shit I just thought it was too holy too fitting but then I also I thought that came across as a little I'm like I'm not that careless like I actually do care so then on the back you can get an engraving and I said just kidding I do care I'll try to be on time next time really yeah that's amazing I found one that it is a Rolex oh really 13300 dollars that's that's a cool goal for me to have like I didn't realize that was real so to me there's two different knockoff Rolexes there's like let's say you get a GMT like you can get a watch that looks like a Rolex but they're they're just trying to look like a Rolex they're not trying to be a knockoff Rolex and then there's obviously watches that look like a Rolex and then also say Rolex that aren't Rolex but they had a few watches that look just like Rolexes but they say relax so I wanted to get this one since I didn't think that Rolex made a watch like that but I guess they do there's so many counterfeit watches there's a lot but that's what I'm kind of getting at like so it's this would just to be considered counterfeit yeah this is kind of just a fun no there's so many like counterfeit Rolex watches right that if you are a watch expert you don't really it is insane how well they have just knocked them off and what are the price points on those I'm curious I mean not to get a box well there's like they call them super fakes those are like one to two thousand okay and it's like you get to get like micro skills so they know at that point yeah we have to take it apart you actually have to take these watches apart to see the movements yeah to see if it's even some of these movements are like getting so good really really close that just seems insane to me again spending two hundred dollars on the the one that looks like it sure but spending two thousand dollars on the one that actually is conning people to think I don't I know guy I thought he had a bunch of different Rolexes and then I was talking to his kid and he's like oh no they're all fake like his kid rat in the mouth was like that is rough to hear but yeah that is solely for like flex culture like spending a little bit extra for it that's almost like you're trying to convince yourself yeah I mean you can get a full collection for like 10 grand where you can't even buy one real Rolex for 10 grand all in the eye of the beholder I guess I get it but also like what's the point like you're trying to like aspire to buy something not just buy the full collection it's kind of a weird thought process to me but yeah this podcast is brought to you by Rula a new year feels like a reset you want to feel better do better so you ask the questions how do I take better care of myself this year for a lot of people that starts with 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The rest of them are like under $300 and they get lots of compliments and that's as far as it needs to go. - But do they say, oh is that an AP? And then you're like, no it's this and then, ah. - I mean sometimes, but then I do think it's funny when I'm wearing the Casio mod. Like it's a Casio watch that someone else modded that I bought for 300 bucks. It's like, Mike's got an AP and I'm like, bro. Like it's not even like they thought I had an AP. It's like, no, I don't have an AP. I didn't spend 60K on a watch. And then I guess it's actually not obvious 'cause like, money, Mike persona. - That's the thing, that's the thing is when people are like, oh, Mike's got, of course he has an AP, yeah. - That just would be insane. Buy another car for that, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I saw an interesting theory on TikTok and it was that the side of your car that your gas tank is on is whether it's a girl car or a guy car. - Really? - Completely disagree, but zippers. - Do you think it himself? - No, zippers is also as well. - But, zippers is actually. - But they say it started when there would be cars that women would drive because they put it on the passenger side because the man would get out and fill the gas. Like Alondra's Malibu passenger side, my Corvette, driver side. - But yeah. - It does get a little-- - Like, because if it's a woman's car, the man gets out of the passenger seat, which I personally think he should be driving car. - I'm pretty sure, yeah, I'm sure he's driving the car. - I think so too, but that the man gets out of the passenger seat, pumps gas. - I think a lot more like domestic cars have it on the driver side and a lot more like imports have it on the passenger side because that's the side the steering wheel's on and the country is made, not necessarily. - What is the science behind where they put the gas tank? - Probably wherever there's room. I always thought cars were on the passenger side, but then I realized it's not trucks, driver side. That's a man's car. - Should just be on the driver's side if possible, but there's some engineering restraints, I'm sure. - Like the way they do, I've been looking now and I like look at a car, I go, is that a man's car or a woman's car? - Brian's just so, it's like he's really loving a car and he's conflicted 'cause it's on the-- - Yeah, oh, it's on the passenger side, can't do her. - So besides for a Malibu though, like does that theory-- - Yeah, it's been a whole bump. - Has that been a passenger? - Yeah, but that's 'cause it's an import, like Ken said, 'cause the steering wheel's normally on the other side. - Your focus, have you even put gas in that car yet? - It's on the passenger, girl car. - My Broncos on the driver's side. - It is. - What side's the Jeep on? - Drivers. - Oh, you know man, that's amazing. - Yeah, that just amongst it, yeah. That's the amongst it right there, but-- - But, Mike, I did hit a deer. (laughing) - So I'm taking after Ryan-- - How'd that feel? - I didn't like it. - No, it's not fun at all. - And I blame myself. I was sending a Snapchat to Gavin. - Oh, oh. - He was wondering how-- - Shredding, he's always involved in a crash now. - Oh, the wrench. He was wondering about how some of the builds worked out throughout the day when we filmed, but he was gone, and I was like, just giving him an update, and I was just watching it back and press send, and boom! - Oh. - Like, you know, in that situation, had I not been on my phone, sending him a Snapchat, I would have probably slowed down enough to either do less damage or not hit it at all. - How'd the Jeep fare? - It's all right, it's one of those ones. Like, I don't think I want to make a claim. I noticed some more dents today. You know, when you look at it-- - Yeah, he's sort of like a real person. - Oh, wait, the hood is cocked, and the door is dented. - Oh. - But shit. - The funniest part was when I turn back, I won't show this, 'cause it's just kind of gross. But I turn back to see if the deer was dead or not. You know, if it's not, go take care of it. - Go dispatch it yourself. - And then I get to town. I've been driving all over town, go to eat, and then I realize there's blood all over the car, all over the wheels. I'm like, oh yeah, it's dead. - You did a number on that thing. - Yes. - I was surprised the way you sent a text, "Oh, I hit a deer, blah blah blah." And then you said, like, I saw the car and I was like, oh, that looks a lot better than I would have expected. - Yeah, it wasn't a deer, it wasn't horrible. Fender, grill, light, bumper, door. - It's funny that, well, that's when you start getting fender, door, like, that's when it really, you know, you take out a bumper and some front stuff. - Just before I did that, it was funny. You were like, Mike, yeah, if you're gonna drive the Jeep and be cool to like, soup it up, I know you love, like, not leaving shit stock, and so then I, of course, after I hit the deer, I started looking for bumpers, and I realized, I just don't really like modded jeeps. I actually, I prefer the way it looks like stock, unless you're gonna go crazy and make it like this overlanding sick rig, I think putting like, an aftermarket bumper on a Jeep, like, with a big bull bar or whatever is just pointless. They have like, hundred different bumpers for these things, and I maybe like, one. - Maybe this was God's way of saying that you shouldn't be driving a Jeep. - But maybe that's just, maybe that's just, you conveying that you don't want me to drive a Jeep. - I don't care what you drive. - I don't think God does either. - Oh, okay. - Just wait, now Mike, if you have, if you have one more deer, then people start going, don't let him drive the company vehicles, he's gonna hit a deer. - He hit two deer in the last month. - True. - You hit a one, Mike, two deer in the last month. - I missed, you know, I literally hit the mirror, like, that'd be, that's like-- - 'Cause you were driving a nipple car. - Yeah, in the Corvette. - But the deer are getting dumber. Like, CJ was driving this printer van back from our latest video, and we had to lock it up everything flying multiple times because there was so many deer that we almost hit. And like, someone would look out the front window and sure shit, there's a deer standing in the middle of the road, like they were close. - What are the odds that the two brothers of the group are just clocking deer. - I mean, it used to be Ken. - It's gotta run in the family, huh? - My take is, is all the land around here that used to be hunting land, they're putting sheds up on, which were partially guilty of. But all the hunting land, nobody fucking hunts around here anymore. So all the deer that used to get clobbered by guns, nobody's hunting, and now they're just running around committing suicide in the front of my car. Get your kids in hunter safety and killed deer, so I don't have to do it with my car. - What if you put-- - I'll put a kid through hunter safety. If you need money to go through hunter safety, I'll Venmo you. How much is it? - Yep, I'm probably 100 bucks. - 100 bucks, I'll Venmo you 100 bucks to get you through hunter safety if you hunt in Becker County. - What if you just put-- - Oh jeez, there's a steel bumper on your hummer and then just plow over to the whole one. - I don't need to change my life for a dumb animal. - Well, you can just take it for the hummer either. - Yeah, I think there is actually something to be said about that. - Yeah, maybe Ryan. - Yeah, but it's pretty good. - No, there's definitely more around here. - If you look at even where our farm is, that whole field like somebody would have been out there hunting that shit 10 years ago. And then now the deer fuck around and reproduce and gets stupider. - All the smart ones are hiding up in the north woods, getting bigger and all the stupid ones are staying down here running at cars. - I'll tell you what, there's one less deer after last night. - You took out one too? - No. - No. - No, I'm joking. - Oh. - There was one person in front of me, I've driven Ben's Raptor, I'm coming back from, from Ottoman and this guy's like right in front of me and he's going like really slow. - Yeah, I'm watching for deer, it's super annoying. - 50, yeah. - And he's got this brand new Chevy truck. - He knows it's got power. - Was it sick? - No, it was a brand new Chevy truck. - Sounds pretty sick. - He's going, anyways. - It hits this deer and he goes awww. It was like slow motion in the air, it lands. And the dude just drives off and leaves it in the middle of the road. - He's probably pissed. - It's usually the case, yeah, you're so pissed. You're like, don't even care. - And so then I went and I'd drug it in the woods or whatever, but. - That was nice of you. - Yeah, dude, people are dumb. - Deer are dumb. - Oh, deer are dumb. - Yeah, people are dumb for hitting deer. Why would you? you just leave it in the road for someone else to hit I do agree you shouldn't do you shouldn't do that normally You're so pissed off. You're more like oh this frickin deer just hit my car and you just so flustered about that You just drive off you keep driving don't look at it luckily for me both mine bounced back in the ditch that Hummer actually vaporize them There was nothing to clean up. We needed another little rain storm And that was my evidence was gone my immediate thought after doing it was man. I wish I had my truck Yeah, I think we're now that's more of the the point. I guess I was trying to make Mike but you're driving the Jeep is you got a Well, it's pretty sick truck, but then the thought after that was man. I'm so glad I was driving like a SUV or you know I truck would have oh vaporized it, but then I'm like what if I would have been driving my Viper that would have You might have scooped out underneath it that thing is so you just gonna take out all the deer in the winter So when the roads are nice in the summer. There we go. There's no deer to hit. Yeah, yeah, that's how it works Everyone that that makes the drive from our lakes area to the Fargo more head Fargo North Dakota area We take the road called the downer road and the guys at the body shop are like no. Yeah, yeah If you drive that road every day, it's not a matter of if it's when which is so true you do clock a lot more miles So yeah, this is doing well, it just scares me. I don't know like I'm gonna It's not gonna be the last year I hit. I was just hope it's in the truck next time. Yeah, dear dumb They I'm just now. I'm all pissed off. You see the video about a deer like Broke the window to a bank and was just running around inside now they're robbing banks Yeah, I have now they're robbing banks that one was pretty funny. It's just like It's the body cam of a cop like crawling through the window of a bank because they're thinking that all this banks like Robbery's in progress and it's just a deer just sprinting around the lobby of this bank. Did he get to shoot it? I know they wrangled it and got it back outside. Is that fucking real or is that a eye? You never tell these days, but it looked real hot topic but like all the Epstein files like I don't know what to believe Because there's so much that can just be fake. Yeah, there's a website called this is kind of crazy that someone made this It's called jmail.world and you go and they coded it like a Gmail website and you can go on to it and like search all of his emails Like you're in his Gmail and you can search people and you can go to a pictures tab like it's it's pretty impressive that someone that they made it But yeah, jmail.world, but there's what like three million documents holy crap so much they've released three and a half And someone had to go in and black them all out. Well, they missed quite a bit originally. They redacted like So much shit and now there's new wave that came out. There's a lot less it's redacted also that it's less that it's like 30% and what's not out isn't gonna come out like now they've fulfilled or whatever 30% of it Busy fucking guys, I thought it was like over 10 million like if there are three million pages or documents It was like 10 million so they also did like a the worst job possible of like censoring this stuff So you could just highlight it copy and paste and then see what was underneath that. Oh, yeah, yeah Did you see they were talking about Pete Pete's a gate Pete's a gate back on? That was a big thing and when we were like now confirmed that Pete's a gay was real was real as before and when you Google Pete's a gate they were saying it's like a debunked theory and there's like 11,000 references to pizza and it's like did you enjoy that pizza last night? Mmm, it was sure key. Yes, the pizza party last night was so fun and yummy Yeah, I guess the thing that I've taken away from Reading a lot of the emails is like a lot of them seem like damn near illiterate A lot of code Looks like a Chinese owners manual. Now that's a good room. We need Evan to get in there. He's the only one that can Desperate. Yeah, I didn't see this that they think that there's these two guys are the oh, yeah I don't know that one is a good example of something I don't know is true that there's a theory going around that the island boys are Jeffrey Epstein's Island boy mistrooned sons Island boy, so and if that were true It'd be wild There's a lot so many theories that I see a new one every single day where it's it's hard to figure out Which ones are real and which ones are fake or which ones I feel like the internet is just running with essentially You can say or do whatever you want at this point because there's so much mini documents That like unless you're really deep in the weeds of it. How are people gonna debunk it? Right. I guess besides for that website I didn't know about that website, but like check it out But then did you got there's just came out as of yesterday that he his his fortnight and he was playing rocket league like his account is active You know they found his activation emails and that account was in his emails and that account is still being played today in Israel Guys just what they say really yeah as of our as of like a couple weeks ago. He's playing rocket league. What? Somebody was somebody was with that account from Israel. That's where the IP was I wonder if he's got good skin some fortnight Yeah, I don't know dude. There's so much. No, he's playing a Sabrina Carpenter You know he's running around that Ken do you think that he killed himself? No, so I don't know if you guys saw there was a theory that oh he got swapped out with a body double And then in that last little trove of documents there was They tracked down the guy that made like an anonymous Forchan or reddit post or something along those lines they able to prove that he actually did and that guy did work for the jail that You know where Epstein was at and what did this guy say though? He was like oh there was some suspicious activity in Epstein's area There was a guy that got brought in in a wheelchair and then you know whatever and then the next morning He's dead like a van that wasn't on the schedule. It's all very suspicious So do you think that he Killed himself was murdered or is still alive living in Israel? He did not fucking right. He did absolutely did not kill himself He might have been swapped out or he's like where he got murdered or he's playing rocket league I think he either got murdered or they swapped out of the body double because there was another picture of like Sure one of those his ear looks a little funny in the death picture too. I saw that too and it like again You go down all the rabbit holes, but they didn't even look close to the same when they look at the ear features and the nose features Yeah, I think he's still alive somewhere. I saw a theory say where they were just talking about on the autopsy the bones that usually break when you hang yourself You like there has to be so much Like brute force or impact of like you know doing it Sometimes one bone is broken rarely two bones are broken, but in this case the rebones were broken Which is like damn near impossible when you're paying yourself, but that's where I wonder Was it even him right bro? There's so much crazy shit out there Think about how much Tom Foolery and secrecy are going on between this freaking 11 of us around here that I don't even know about like For the rest of the world brother, it just brings me back to like what I know this is before a lot of like honest Not weird shit. Sorry. I better. I better clarify that not weird shit, but just like Not the print just a print for working on here. Yeah, you know like it. Yeah, exactly normal secrets, but sorry Continuum um, so it was a time in emails like 2013. Let's say it was a time of emails, right? But like didn't they know that all of these are like they just stay existing? Well, it wasn't using email wasn't using like a private email question. I listened to this deal yesterday They were saying that every email that he would send it had like Disclamer on it like you're supposed to destroy it and like if it ever gets used in any other way or whatever Okay, they had a yeah a footing on all the emails. Yeah, that's prosecuted if this email leaves with the intended sender Let's just any email with a lawyer has that yeah. Yeah. Yeah, weird. So I'm just I don't hold up. Is there even any Like messaging platforms that exist today that wouldn't document everything in some sort of way on some server Like I was just I'm genuinely curious like if you like talk back and forth on WhatsApp and they needed to pull up those conversations from Seven years ago do they exist because on email they for sure do like WhatsApp and telegram They're supposedly encrypted right and they can't access it from their server side without the encryption key But how do you actually know that's the truth and not just like their marketing right? What have you been seeing about it? Dev you're pretty hey, you're pretty deep into years of years Not really too much is obviously the random stuff that are like pop up on Instagram people reposting crazy stuff But I listened to like one podcast yesterday like an hour podcast that nothing that we didn't just talk about yeah What do you think I think he's probably still alive really? Yeah, but I'm on the same page of like who knows like some of the stuff like now You can just rate the most old old landish thing because it probably was a lot of old landish shit happening And then you can write stuff. It's like what really happened. I don't know Like it's so easy for any kid that has Photoshop to make an email and then just post to the world And nobody does their due diligence to see if it's real or not and then it runs Well, and then it is interesting. If someone were to post something blatantly fake But no one was believing it was fake and then you're in the comments saying this isn't real Everyone's like why are you defending him right? Yeah, you can defend them and that's not the point But it's more of the point of like just not believing everything you see. Yeah, this This is definitely a lot bigger than left and right. I think there needs to be some arrests and I don't really care which side it's on. But, and also it was interesting. Evan just posed, he's like, dude, like what if, you know, if it ever gets out that like he's alive somewhere, like, you know, confirmed, like there's gonna be like a worldwide man hunt. But it's like, how can someone hide for this long when you're worldly doing this? So then I said, I was like, when you're worldly, you have a shitload of money. He's been hiding, he's been hiding since 2019. Like the only way it would be like a ton of people are protecting you. That would be the only way. There's no way that you'd be in a handful. Think about how many people he was associated with that have a reason to like keep that quiet or keep that under wraps. There's so many people affiliated with him where it's like they have every reason to either kill him or make sure he's silenced. See, that's where I understand like, just kill him. That's why you can't rule that out, yeah. - Right. Like for how many powerful and, you know, politicians and celebrities and how many people are like compromised by things that he knew? - Then you wonder, was he such an asset to certain super mega powerful rich people that if someone else that was also associated with him is like, I gotta take him out. Would them they be targeting that person that took him out to protect him? - Yeah, being like, why'd you take him out? We needed him. 'Cause he's like an Israeli spy. - Such an asset to them, whatever ways. - Pretty crazy. - You gotta wonder like, is there things that the world will just never find out? Is this one of them? But it's like, this is one of those things that people have not moved on from. Where obviously it's so crazy and the things that he did justify people not moving on from, but like in this day and age, the internet just like one thing happens this week and then next, everyone forgets about it. And this doesn't seem to be one of those things. Like you go into like any politicians comments section on X-thread or on an Instagram post and that's like all the comments. Top comments, right? And it's been like that for a long time. Can I see the government and higher ups just like never giving people what they want? - Absolutely. - Absolutely. Starting 9/11, there's plenty of like controversial things that someone's got the answer to, but there's still just, no one knows the answer. - Never have a way to get it up. - But also like say they do just release everything and then there's always gonna be that group of people or it's like there's something else back there that's just buried evidence. I mean you never truly know like what is the truth? Like is there truly some stuff that's just will never see the light of day? Or is this genuinely everything? - There's no way that this is everything. - Oh absolutely not. - With that though, like Evan said, like this is all that's being released. Like does it end here? Like do people now move on? - Well when is that? - This is the release of the files. - When is that? - It does it end at this point and then people are like, okay well, we didn't get our answers so we're gonna just leave it. Well that's why I'm curious because like the Clintons are like they agreed to testify. They were about to be held in contempt which would basically mean that they could arrest them for not testifying and so then on the last day before they were held in contempt, they agreed to testify but it's behind closed doors. Nothing will happen and then nothing will ever come happen. And everyone's always like, oh as soon as this happens, like it'll all be exposed. Like I feel like there's been so many instances like that in so many different you know events or like hot topics that never come to light of day. - I keep thinking about a hot topic. - Of course. - Every time you say that, I do too. - Of course. - You know good back there in shopping, right? - Some black trousers with a few chains. - Yeah. - You know what I just wonder if we'll ever get the full story on? Is Shred 80 and Spenny in Australia? - Dude I've been calling trying to get updates. - I know and just wonder what's going on. Gavin's running around in that swim shirt all week. - I know. - I'm just so intrigued. I just can't even imagine what those two are up to. - I told him that Spenny should just put on a live stream and follow Gavin around Australia and see what this dude does. - Yeah, I mean I could just see him ordering coffee. "Oh my god, good day!" I was like, "Yeah I'm a triple espresso latte." - I was under the impression that after you were like, double digits, like 10 years old, you're not supposed to wear a swimsuit. - Yeah, I just am really curious what his reasoning is. - I mean it's Australia, it's all over down there. The song is pretty strong. - I'll tell you why. - Yeah, this dude's a ginger and he burns if he's indoors. - Yeah. - The song's probably intense in Australia, right? - It's summer down there. - He looks like when you bring a little kid to the beach, like little kids just like lose all their shit, right? So the hat that he has on, has a strap on. - Has a strap with a clip on it. And then you got the sunglasses that also have the band around the back, he can't lose the sunglasses. He just looks like you dressed your three-year-old son to bring to the beach. - I love that guy. - I faced him on last night. Spenny was actually nice enough to just flip the camera around and just let me watch him in the wild. - What a treat. - Yeah, it was. - Did you screen record it? - Of course. - It looks like a pretty good time. - Spenny's brother lives in Australia, so they're visiting him and riding, and it's just so funny that he brought Gavin, little side mission, but a pretty big side mission actually. - He's ripping two wheels down there. - Yeah, Ananda. Dude, I think we got to go to Australia though. - 100%. - Spenny was like, bro, come, and I was like, oh, fuck, I'm just a little busy. - Yeah, they were like, dude, just come this weekend. I was like, isn't it like a 24-hour flight? - Yeah, bro, they were the plane for 15 hours straight. That sounds like literal hell. - It is crazy. Like the way he Gavin posts when they're getting on, he's like, yeah, we're on the plane. It's gonna be a long 18-hour flight, and then posts basically the next day. And was like, can you believe we're still on the plane? - Yeah, bro, I played Xbox for a few hours. - Yeah, slept, woke up, went to the gym, and they were still on a plane. - We got a pretty deep roster of fans in Australia though. So I think if we do go to Australia someday, we'd be able to have a pretty good time. - This is actually the perfect time. - How many people have hit us up? Like, hey, if you ever make it to Australia, hit me up, mate. - Yamaha. - Yeah, let me just pull it up here. This is a perfect time for a little game I have. - Okay. - You're getting deep in those notes, holy crap. - Oh brother, I've got so many notes. - All right, little game called Blind Ranking are top 10 subscriber locations. - Country? - By country. - By country. - This is for the main channel. - Okay. - So I'm gonna give you a country and you put it in which position you think. - Got it. - Who's doing it? - I just gotta everybody, as a group, and then I'm gonna take a note of it here for you. - All right. - Let's go Australia. - Where do you think Australia ranks? - Three. - Three. - I agree. - Three or four. - I'm gonna say four. I guess we all have to agree here boys. - It's three. - Okay. - All right, we'll go with three. - We're gonna go a little different one. - India. - Oh, that's gotta be 10, nine or two. - Oh, whoa, whoa. - Let's go. - That's a bottom. - India's got a ton of people. - It's got a lot of people. - But they don't speak English. - Should we go nine? - Yeah, let's go nine. - Sure. - Canada. - Two. - Germany. - I'd say five or six. - Yeah, I'd say five or six. - I'm gonna say six. - Six then. - Man, they love beer over there. They still keep it cold. - And the cylindrical meat. - What is up with that warm beer? - I don't know, it's the way they do it. - It's kind of good. - That's not how they do it all the time. - They drink it so fast. They don't have time to get it cold. - Yeah. - That's funny. Okay, Brazil. - I think that could be the top six one too. What do we guess the other one? - Six or five. - Germany at six. - 'Cause you gotta think UK and New Zealand are gonna be like probably four, five, nine, I think eight. - Okay, can you brought up the UK? Where do you think the UK's at? You have one, four, five, seven, ten left. - Four, four, four, four, four, four. - Sweden. - Oh shit, I would have put five. - Sweden that four, so we'll put it at five. - Seven. - Five. - Can you just put United States as everyone? - Okay, we'll just put the US's number one. You're right. - Can you imagine if it wasn't? - Number one. - The Philippines. - That's bad. - That's gotta be number 10. - Number 10. - What are we missing? There's only open there's last one. - And there's last one is Indonesia. - Oh, right. - You're gonna stick that one at number seven. - Seven. - All right. - New Zealand's not on the list. - New Zealand is not on the list. - Huh. - It's surprising. - All right, so how do we do? - All righty, let's pull it up. Number one. - All right. - United States. - Nice. - Very nice. - Second. You guys ranked at number eight. - Oh. - Second is India. - Wow. - That's fucking crazy. - We do have so many people that they are number two. - That must just be shorts, 'cause the view duration is-- - That could be. - Oh, that is. That is. - Okay. - Shorts. - This is why we do wish YouTube would split shorts, analytics and long-form content. - They do. - Well, yeah, but not clearly for this. - Then you were right on the right track. Canada number three. Then you had-- - Still wrong, though. - Yep. - Then you had Australia. Australia is all the way down to number five. - Wow. - We were close with, yeah, Australia and UK. - And then, yeah, Indonesia, Brazil, the Lapines, Germany. - Sweden last. - But it gets us going to be a puppet. - But again. - To Ken's point, the view duration is-- - Yep, you can tell where they're watching short. So they're watching the full videos in Sweden, but Germany looks like just shorts. Philippines, Brazil, Indonesia, just shorts. Australia, they're obviously watching long-form content. form UK, they are Canada, they are India, they are not. I will say we do a great job of with the shorts is you don't need to know English to watch Seaboy's TV shorts, especially I mean there's just so many viral shorts, right? So I think that it's going to get to a point though where you go on YouTube and it's all just dubbed into your language, not just captions. I've seen that out of you. I can't remember if it's either Instagram or YouTube, it'll automatically change the voice into whatever your native language is. Yeah, I think Instagram is starting to do that more, but we've looked into it for YouTube and it's a service that you have to pay for and you have to pay for like every single minute, right? So if we have a 15 minute video, it's a lot more expensive. But they actually go in and like they AI your mouth and they have like voice actors. So it matches the words that you're saying. You're right, Ryan, but like think of Sora now they just get enough, they just take your voice in. No, it's, I've seen I forget what platform is on, they don't change any of the video side of it, but they'll automatically translate the audio side of it, but we were just saying they take it one step further and they they sink the mouth actually works pretty good. I think yeah, you're saying like YouTube will eventually just integrate that. I think it will. Yeah, I think it'll be integrated one day, but like that's the beauty of I guess the content that we make is I think that it's going to be applicable to the entire world of like people that like, you know, action sports and automotive content, where as soon as they can somewhat understand what we're saying, it's a pretty universal thing, right? But like a lot of creators are pretty like niche focus to the country that you live in, right? Especially if it's like a political or like in, I don't know, well, that's why I'd answer anything like that. You know, depending on where you're in, right? That's why we never really could watch KSI because we couldn't understand him just speaking English, but UK. But I mean, you know, that's pretty cool to apply to the rest of the world. But actually, what sparked this challenge for me was, well, how many of you guys get right? I was going to, I was going to have the podcast done, but I got one right. Yeah, I was going to have the podcast donate $1,000 to each one of you based on how many you got right. But then I was going to have if you got them wrong, you would lose money. Yeah, we would be, yeah, we're going to lost $9,000. Oh, go figure it out. We got our free money from this podcast, Ryan's, he walks away with money. You're welcome. We got freebie, right? That's it. What started this is I looked at our total views, two billion views, boys, two billion views on the channel. That's pretty awesome. Wow. We just rolled over. That's a billion. It's pretty cool. I mean, we rolled over by 43 million views, which is a fuck ton of views. But I mean, two billion. I think what's really cool, though, is like a good chunk of those views come from long form. Yeah. Which is of just a much better trophy. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot easier to get short form views. And then it's even easier to get short form views that convert to subscribers. But like, I mean, we can look at our stat, but I'm assuming like 90, some percent of our subscribers come from long form. Yep. That's what you want. Yeah. Same with the views. So that's, that's pretty awesome. Great stuff. Absolutely. We're going to go see CJ had an appointment with his knife, connoisseur, so he's got a knife dealer. His arm's dealer. Did you ask him, boy? I'm just going to beep that. All right. People can think. What'd you beep? What? He said or what he did? Well, I'll put that noise. I'll put that noise over. He's got the mic closer to it. I don't know what you're talking about. You're loose hinders, what we are. Why? I mean, yeah. Should we? That's safe. Or at least just say it. Fuck it. Fuck it. We'll get the podcast subscribers ahead, so. And what will we give them a little insight to the next giveaway that's going to live on Thursday night at seven o'clock with a new drop to paint match TRX's. They're so sick. Fresh wheels on them. You get entered at COSTV.com. $5 spent. Gets you an entry. As always. Check it out. TRX's two separate winners. Yep. And how much we spent on paint matching? Like $25,000 on paint matching these things. So there's damn near another TRX. Not really. But either way, a lot of added value with the paint matching because TRX is coming like this two-tone. And you guys, when you see him, you'll love him. Yeah. They look a lot better. Yeah. So, yeah. Stay tuned for that. We got a very hell-cat video on Thursday to go along with it. So, we'll see you guys next week and subscribe if you haven't. Peace. (dog barking)