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It's pretty embarrassing, because the last time he was here, we were doing this, and then now he's been in the Tony movie, he's been acting with Emma fucking Stone, and we're still doing this. Yeah, well, no, but we have an ice cream machine. Yeah, you're right, Banner. And Banner's. And Banner's. And Banner's. And Blue Turf. Blue Turf. Is it steamed yet? Actually, that's all just. I don't think so. Huh? No, we have it. All these are Dan's account. No, no, no, no, no, we have it. It's what Dan did, yeah. We have it. So, yeah, he'll be here in a second. Dan is here. Brandon's here. I'm sure we could talk surviving after. Maybe we should. Should we wait 'til next week to avoid all spoilers? Good. Okay. One by the may. I also talked about it for 30 minutes, mostly. You did? Anybody that wanted to. Yeah, I had Tate in there. We talked about it. Okay. All right. Well, maybe we'll touch on it. Put Stavis here. There we go. Maybe we'll touch on it in a second hour. Stavis got a flight. And I asked Stavis what time his flight was. He said, soon. Like, that's not. That doesn't help me, dude. I got time. Yeah, he's here. He's got a new special coming out, Tuesdays. Tuesdays. Uncle Stav on Netflix, baby. Go watch it. Yeah. Fuck, these are horrible. The posture's insanely bad. It's not good. Yeah. It's not good for years at this point. Well, you just gave a whole speech about how last year you were here. And like, since you've been like in movies, it shows special worship. Yeah. My life's still doing exactly this. So you're saying all I have to do is try and then I could be starting with Emma Stone in a movie? No. You don't have that kind of natural ability. Okay. You're doing better than you are right now. He said that Brandon says Brandon. Exactly. Hank is brainwashing and thinking he's you perfectly. Okay. And you then just get to live your life. You get to live as Hank and no one will ever know you will bend in your wife and kids. I think I'm going to keep my life. I think I'm going to. You're lying. I have a great life. Don't pre-film. How do you know how to do this? That's kind of what the ability is. He's a fan. No. Jesus Christ. I actually haven't kept up. It's just the energy you're putting out. I was just sitting here when he started this. Yeah. Do you like his can't do in hat though? I do. I bought a film. It's fucking awesome. It's so sick. Do you tell him about the salt and pepper gang? No, I have. Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, wouldn't take a gang. He's in a gang. Nice. Yeah. That's what guy like guys that are about to die their hair. Is that the salt and pepper? No. No, no, it's it's a group of older gentlemen like myself. It's a group of older black gentlemen in the South. He's the only white guy in the first. That's huge. Yeah. He's enormous. That's crazy. How do you feel about that? Can you hang? I can hang. Yeah. Can you hang socially amongst old men? Absolutely. I don't. If he doesn't know, I can't tell. If he doesn't know why there's nothing I can say right now. Yeah. Brandon's on paper. Black. I wouldn't go that far. Why? I don't actually want to be a part of this discussion. Yeah. I don't actually want to be on record. The discussion I just started. Yeah. I'd like to recuse myself of the of the of the rabbit hole. We snout the rat. The salt and pepper gang does sound awesome. Yeah. And what is it? Do you guys get together? Grill ribs where Bluetooth and like little hats? Nope. Just enter. Oh, you didn't want to be part of this. You know of all the way as a man. Listen, as a man who shops at Stacey Adams a lot. Sure. I know a lot about the fat older black guy community. Just like there were fat. There's like, no, I'm not getting in the pool. I'm just going to be around and then cannonball. Yeah, I'm out. That's the style. Exactly what I want to talk about. Why'd you end fat? They're not fat. They're not. No. No, they're the smell. Yeah, they actually are good. Look at guys. I guess that was on me. I assumed. Because I was in it. I assumed yes. Look at these guys. You're the fattest and whitest member of the gang. Look at these guys. Well, these guys are sick. Yeah. And all they do is make up places to walk in. All we know is that they just walk in places. And Brandon has been. They just saw out there. Chicago shut. I'm guys are awesome. Oh, yeah. What do they do? They walk in the room. What do you mean? What do they do? They do this. Oh, fuck. It's it's brunch black, guys. I thought it's from the south. I thought you're really, you know, really black. I'm sure they do. I'm just black. It's the Brazil fell out of his seat at brunch black. Oh, God. How are you doing over there? I see. I see. That was good. That was good. I profiled you a couple of times today, Brandon. And I apologize. I thought it was fat, Southern, like, but not bad. That's just what I was saying. I'm apologizing. Thank you. It's a brunch black guy. It's your apology. I haven't done my. first walk. Yeah. I'll do my first walk. It makes sense why they want you in the crew. That would be a nice change of pace. That would be awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Do you know the fit you're going to go with? Look at that. Look at them. I'm going to start. There's different theme nights. I'm going to start fish off soon. They look awesome. What I need is a mentor in the group to reach out and tell me what to buy. I see. You can't be first, you can't be last walking into the room. No, I need to be like six. But he's on their official Instagram and everything. He accepted him and he's like, Oh, okay. All right, I'm loving this, dude. We're going to need some velvet right off the grip when you need some velvet. Yeah, you got to get some valve. The floor. We're going to need one of those hats. We're going to need the, yeah, the Cam Newton hat. That's a good one. That's good. Does that? Does that hat come? You put that hat on. Do you also get Cam Newton's opinions? No, no. And you realize when you put it all that it's a range. It's just can't pull it off. You immediately become a Confederate general. You look awesome. Cam Newton has his own font. Yeah, like it's like winged. Yeah, he has winged. It's like it's like, it's like fucking alpha winged things. Yeah, that would be really funny if you put on the hat and you're like, Brock, pretty sucks. Yeah. I love, I love that he was getting into like being a culture like he was, he was so clearly trying to take Shannon Sharpe's lane. Yeah, and just could not handle it. Sharpe is, I mean, he's a born talker. He's the man. Yeah, he's that Super Bowl champion. Let's not forget. Yeah, 2000. Yeah, do we think of him as a? Well, I do. Pre-time Super Bowl champion. Listen to me. I wrote for a second there. I was like, Oh, yeah, he won a Super Bowl. He won two with all I give a fuck is that? Yeah, forever. All I give a fuck is the Ravens one. No, we respect him. He was awesome. It's a, it is right. No, wait, no, what's one one in there, right? 99 Broncos Broncos. He was, he was on both rams. Yeah, and then it was then Ravens and then Ram's then Rams us Patriots. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was such a dot of a Super Bowl 34 seven against the Giants. The Giants. No, it was fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, I know, for you, but I'm fucking sick. Kick return trend. They'll for fucking throwing bombs. That was also that was a perfect ending to the like the decade of just shit Super Bowl. Should have been a shutout though. Yeah, that's true. And also I, it should have been the Viking because it was supposed to be remembered was like the Vikings were awesome that year. I'm glad we played the other one Gabby, the one up there. I'm glad we played the Giants, but that was like fucking all the way that I can scroll up. Yeah, yeah, the the Rams, the Rams Titan was like the first Super Bowl. I feel like we had so many bad Super bowls. Well, no, Broncos Broncos Packers was good. Broncos Packers is good. Broncos Falcon sucked. Yeah, all the Cowboys ones kind of sucked. Oh, no, they did. Yeah, they did. I was going to say the first one. The Steelers Cowboys game was okay. All those old age where I was just there eating fucking pizza and wing. It was fun to be it. I was a fat little child. That was back when the Super Bowl was on my birthday. Before they moved it to February. And I would, I would like, there was multiple years where I just had my birthday cake, which is a football. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. You had no choice, but to be out there. Yeah. They're like, all right, who's what's what are you going to do for your birthday? We're going to watch Super Bowl. Yeah, you got some friends over cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get some wings and pizza. Yeah, those Super bowls. Yeah, they're we did have a bad string of Super bowls. What's up, Kyle? What's up? Good to see you. What I miss yesterday. It's Malfa Dini pasta. Oh, it's my new favorite. I'm in on the app. You got a new fear of pasta. Wait, wait, wait, I heard pasta. Let's get into this. Yeah, you got a new favorite kind of sauce. What's Malfa Dini? What is that Latin ribbon shaped? Oh, it's a shape thing. Yeah, but it's it, but it does affect the taste, I think. I'll pull it up. Oh, pasta's a shape thing. What kind of saucy throughout? I was where I was thought he meant sauce, meat, that. Oh, yeah. I like on your edges. I like the ridges allow for more sauce distribution. Wow. Yeah. This is good. How do you discover Malfa Dini? Yeah, it showed up. Well, someone was yelling it at him and he thought it was a homophobic, but I don't want to use Malfa Dini. It's so good. Get these Malfa Dini's out of my neighborhood. That is that's a good pasta. It's that's the best I've ever had. Yeah, fuck yeah. Um, it was like a sausage glaze, I think. Oh, chill, chill, chill. Do you think we're done inventing pastas? No, never. It's got the newest pasta. You can just make it a different shape. Right. Like cut a diagonal line into another one. Yeah, a ridge there. Is there like a really fat pasta? Yeah, no, like no key. No, like like like very thick. A long no key would be a long thick, long no key, long no key, long no key, potato. Oh, it's a fucking potato. A really big. Oh, okay. I invented the potato. What about the potato? You pop pepper. That shit. That shit's top three. Yeah. That's some good shit right now. What if we got scientists? Because you don't have their like inventing new shapes. I bet you somebody could do the math where what shape could hold the most sauce? Wait a second. They're inventing new shapes. Yeah, I think so. I think every time you see like a weird, you'll see like a, you know, on the internet, it'll be like, oh, this thing has fucking 17 edges or whatever the fuck? Or it's one thing I saw one time. I was going to say, but I'm interested in this. I just didn't even know we could invent a new character. I tend to naturally agree with the guests to make them feel comfortable. Yeah, we got our shapes. No, I think there's new shapes. I think we got all the shape. We have every fucking idiots. No, what a double helix was before DNA. No, but that was a pretty good. Okay, so there's shit in our fucking cells that are shapes we can't even conceive of. Cosca tell me that's a great example. Does that look like a fucking shape you know about? This shrimp. This, this, I don't know. That was pasta. I like that. Why don't you like that? I don't know. You could get the sauce pulled in there. Exactly. Exactly. Almost like a shrimp. Okay, I just, I think I don't like that guy who's holding it. It's like sauce. Oh, yeah. Yes, it is a loose. That guy is kind of pissing me off a lot. Forget about the guy. Think about the pasta. Yeah. Also, you guys, is that what is that Italian woman have like a black eye and a left eye? Yes. Okay, so I wasn't just talking about new pasta shapes. I was talking about new shapes in general. Can you Google that as well at some point? Do you think there's been a new shape in the last six months? We got new colors. We do have new colors. We got Vanta black. Oh, yeah, remember, we found that rabbit hole of new color. See that blue that shape, she likes. Yeah, you have to open up your horizons. It's possible to get new shapes. And when we find that about them, we should make them pasta. That's the first thing we have to do. That's the only reason we're going to use shapes, but like a pear shape. See? Exactly what the fuck I was thinking of. That triangle is a problem. No pathodron. The no pathodron. No pathodron. Give me a no pathodron with some fucking. Oh, it's got Rooper's property. I don't want it. See, it's got Rooper's problem. Which is it's a Rooper's property. The ability of a salad to pass through a hole in an identical shape. So you could fucking put it through all types. Oh, Kyle, what did you get me from my birthday? You got me a new shape from my birthday. What was it? Well, was it? It was the Stein glass. You got me a Stein glass. Well, it's been popularized, but it's it started decades ago. Okay, apology accepted everybody. Yeah, move on shape. There are new shapes. I was right. What else? What else? But what still a blue coffee ready to drink? Cannot taste the difference. Here's my question. A pear. They just say that pear shaped, right? Is there an actual name for a pear shape? There's got to be a shape as it's just a pear. Like an oblong, you know, I should. That's something to think about. That is something to think about. Ultimately, that is a that is more of a classification question than a shape question. Yeah, but it is you're getting your mind going. And that's what's important. Right. And we can take that spirit of discovery towards new shapes. Okay, that's a danger of shape, too. You can get a stuck in your mouth. True. You can get light bulbs stuck in your mouth all the time. They in the mouth can't open up. That happens all the time. What? The shape of a light bulb get stuck in the mouth. What's the light bulb phenomenon? Yeah, it's just bite down. No, no, it's glad. I don't want to understand, but it will worse better than having a light bulb. The way the jaws built the light bulb was just a fucking trap. Interesting. Like a drunk fat boy being like, look what I can do. Yeah. Oh, and then it gets stuck. Wow. Okay, it gets stuck very dangerous shape. Yeah. And then the next week that guy's like, Oh, it wasn't that hilarious. I hope nobody we should try that with some of your guys cox. It's the first step. It's a gay experiment. There was always one like one of the most closeted guys of all time was in every fraternity. And it seemed like they made all the rules. Yeah, it seemed like it seemed like that's the secret of American fraternities is that it was a, it was a safe haven for the guy that invented hazing was probably very close. Yeah. Yeah, I was in Washington, in the BDSM. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucking April. Why am I still getting spanked? We pledged for four years. Yeah, what else going on the yak guys? Yeah. Huh? Yes, what you missed? Yeah, what I mean? Oh, we talked about the new yak playing cards. Zah is a little nervous because there's the piece of his underwear in them. Yeah, a relic card into the piece of Zah is. Why are you nervous? He's worried about come tributes. Oh, someone could frame you. Wow. Oh, bye, bye. I see an interesting, interesting. Okay. Kate, watch the sports documentary and I still haven't looked up who the guy was. Thank you. Gaslight me yesterday. into thinking that they didn't know who Rafael Nadal was. - Who's that? - Shut the fuck up. - I can't do it again, I can't do it again. Well, I thought he's from Spain, maybe he's not, and we're not tennis people, so maybe there's a chance, but I know you guys did. - No, they know. - I Googled after, I Googled after and I was like, oh, the headband guy. - He was so famous though, he was like for a while, he was him and Federer. - He had a genetic disease where his foot was like just broken the whole entire time. - Whoa, really? - And the middle bone of his foot just broke and never healed when he was 18. He just played on a broken foot, like. - So fucking awesome. - Have you gotten so deep, like you've gotten to the wall of documentaries, and now you're watching Rafael Nadal. (laughing) - That's gonna be your last one. - We need some like women to go missing. - Come on, yeah, yeah. - Well, I watched the pastor's wife two nights ago, and then last night I watched Ray Gunn, the break dancer. - Oh, yeah. - Was I in that? - But now there's a story that needs to be-- - Some of the words that you were in the-- - You were in the flip of maybe part of my take in that? - No. - It was the part where she was talking about how she wanted to kill herself, 'cause people make fun of her. And then you were like, "Look at this, look at her." - All right, I stand by it. - That's big cat. - Yeah, it was really funny. That is one of those things that was so stupid and over the top, it got, it became hack. And now with a little time, you're like, it's fucking great. - We didn't give it proper. - It's fucking, she hacked the Olympian. - The worst routine, imagine. - Well, while extinguishing real break dancers, life forms really good. - So she's a villain. - It's a bitch alert. - Yes. - Well, I ended up loving her by the end of-- - Oh, okay. - Now, her and her husband are like, a walking Chris Lilly sketch. She's like, "They are so genuine." - That makes sense. - And then I didn't-- - That's a problem though. - I don't remember the twist where Richard Branson like fell in love with her and had her on his boat. And like, you guys, no, nothing. - It's trying scent of a woman. - Her and her husband. - Richard Branson offered him $10 million for Ray Gunn's pussy. - That happens to happen all the time, right? So what is the misconception? - Ray Gunn is for Ray Gunn's pussy. - Yeah. - What did you get wrong about Ray Gunn? - What do we get wrong about Ray Gunn? - Everybody thought it was like only because her husband was on the board that she-- - Yeah. - It seemed like none of the-- - Fair thought by us. - Fair thought. It seems really genuine. Like, she really thought-- - And was she an executive producer of this documentary? - Probably. - Are you just like taking Ray Gunn propaganda? - Yeah. - I actually just saw a really awesome video about Kim Jong-un. He's actually, he's actually the man and has never done anything wrong. - You know, Epstein donated a lot of money. - It's not that bad. - Yeah, when he won the lottery. That was awesome. Epstein won the lottery. - Wait, did he? - Yeah. - What? - He won the lottery? - Epstein, I think he might have won it twice. I'm not-- - What? - I'm not joking, dude. This is the funniest shit of all time. - I did not know that. - Yeah, dude. I believe he won it twice. Maybe it was just once. But yes, he, it's so clear. We're so fucked and we're run by pedophiles. - Yeah. - He had to talk about that. - Oh wait. He did not win the lottery. Oh, we got to go back to shapes. - No, dude, he fucking won the lottery. (laughing) That was the AI overview. That's not real journalism. - All right, fine. - But a guy told me he did. (laughing) - Isn't it awesome to, I used to make fun of old guys talking about Kennedy all the time. And then Epstein clearly didn't kill himself. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be these guys. Epstein is my Kennedy. - Yeah. - That's an awful trait. - Yeah, it's tough. (laughing) - Oh my god, I finally have my own JFK. (laughing) Fuck yeah. - Yes. - RGF. - I mean, both got migraines if they didn't come. - Is that true? - Well, JFK used to say that to women. - Really? - JFK was chronically in pain. - Yeah, but he was also, he'd be like, if I don't come, I'm gonna, like, my head hurts. - What? - Yeah. - So he was like, he was here. He blue balls wasn't enough of a lie. - Correct. - He had to make up a neurological issue. - He's like, you're crippling me for a suck me right now. - Yeah. - Yeah. And I hope Russia's not up to anything right now. - Yeah. - Because without with full balls and a headache, we might be vulnerable to attack. (laughing) - How much of a patriot are you? (laughing) - Dude, I've tried, it works every time. - It works every fucking time. - Yeah, yeah. - Is he horny like that? - Oh my god. - He was like a play, like a play. - I think he was practicing seamen retention right before Bay of Pigs. - Yeah. - That one went wrong. - Yes. - If he had not, he would have made a better choice. - I think so. - No, he was a big time. - He was like a womanizer, but I didn't know he was, he was horny. - He's your favorite fucker. - So you thought he was an asexual womanizer? (laughing) - He didn't cheat it just for the optics, for the thrill. (laughing) - JFK was an autistic man who special interest was cheating. (laughing) - He was a dareduck. - No, he loved, it was the love of the game. I think he enjoyed getting sucked off. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Yep. - So that's, so JFK like getting sucked off, Epstein did win the lottery twice. - And there's new shapes. - We've learned a lot, just kind of. - But it did say the lottery was won by the Zoro Trust. - What? - Zoro Trust. - Okay, wait, go back to it. (laughing) - Zoro Trust. - Okay, Varvazier's C-Theory claims an 85 million. - Oh yeah, didn't he have any use? - He also had a place, no no, just get out of the AI over there. - Dante said his New Mexico property will put little St. James to shame. - Who's what? - Yeah, it looks good to me, dude. There's a couple, there's a couple links that say did he do it. So that's as good as yes he did as far as I'm concerned. - As soon as they start questioning, I believe. (laughing) - Why would they ask the question? - Right, well you just thought of that? - Yeah. - Gotta be something. - Is there a sandwich you guys think I should order before I go to the airport? - Yeah, do you want me to? - Yeah, who's first? - What was it? - I have two places. (laughing) The Tempesta B-Franclobe. - Okay. - It's really good, it's like 25 bucks for a turkey sandwich, but it's worth it. - Dude, they got it, they got it. - Okay, he's fit. - He's good for it. (laughing) - All right, it's a little steep. - I pick up a shift, editing, so before I head to the airport so I can get this person. - Sorry about that. - No, no, no, no. - It's okay, it's okay. I get it, I feel a sovically paying $25 for a sandwich that still does piss me off. - Still stings a little bit. - But I do it, that's what's changed in my life. I still get pissed, but now I'm like, all right, I guess this order is $90 and it's just me. - I do like the idea of someone who can't pay for their bill at a diner coming to bar stool and just be like, all right, well, you can't pay. Here's the phone, go ask everyone who the MVP was. (laughing) - Yeah, that's our version of doing bitches. (laughing) - That's Stov's voice going around. (laughing) - Stov Rose just asked me my biggest sports super-stition. (laughing) - It's a work button. (laughing) - That's fucking awesome. - Oh, man, oh. - Getting my phone out to literally look at this right now. - Yeah, dude, they got good asses. - Yeah, that's what work has, yes, is really good, too. With a little side of pierogies. - Oh, fuck, I forget it. - Well, you guys take over while I look at the sandwich. - Yes. - Yeah, we'll see you in 10 minutes. (laughing) - Also, 10 bucks is very close, so be quick. - Interesting, scroll through these sandwiches. I'll do an ad. - Wait, is this really gonna fucking derail the show? There's fucking eight co-hosts, you motherfuckers can't handle. (laughing) - Oh, I look up a show. - I don't know. - I don't know, you know. - I'm not kidding. (laughing) - When I said takeover, I thought obviously someone would do that. - What the fuck are we talking about? - All right, rowback. - The whole football season is here, which means rowback's game day collection is fresh with new designs, products, and schools. Almost 80 schools, total with new designs and products. The best part is everything is custom designed for your school. Print polos with school logos, campus landmarks, long standing traditions. Team colors, you name it hoodies and cu-zips in school colors with custom trims. This isn't just slapping a logo on this is custom designed for your school, as James Winston put it, on Saturday, we wear rowback. 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Also get a side of meatballs if you're feeling crazy. - Yeah, I got you. - It's a really good meatballs, not for me. - No, I'm gonna have one, and you can have the other one. - Okay, oh, yeah. - It's the best day ever, Chris. - See what happens when you answer my questions about good sandwiches, you're rewarded with meatballs. Let that be a lesson to everyone. - Wow. - Well now I'm already panicking. They're not gonna let you say it. - And it takes your meatball back. (laughing) - You're free dumplings. (laughing) - What about cutting meatballs into like flat discs instead of putting the whole meatball? - I like where your head's at, which I think. - I do that stuff. - I don't like how large the ball is. - I think that makes a lot of sense, and it's only tradition that's holding us back. - Thank you. - Because you're absolutely correct about that. - It's a tough bite. - Dudes are making the long burgers now. - What? - Long burgers for hot dog buns. - Oh, well that's a kebab. - We've just reinvented a kebab. - Who's doing that? - I saw a picture of it. It looks like a turd, but it makes sense. - Yeah, but I'd be fine with a long burger. - KB, I've chopped up my meatballs. Almost like a, not quite sloppy Joe, but like into like chunks, and then a little sauce, and then a slice of provolone on a Kaiser roll. Put it in the oven, I'm telling you. - I love that. - It's really good. - I love what you're saying. - Wended up. - It's kind of like a chap cheese in the Bronx. They'll chop up the cheeseburgers and put it all the way to the state. That with a meatball highly recommend. Interesting. So now we've sort of, the meatball has taken so many forms. It started as a cut just from the animal. We've ground it, then we've added spices to it, made it a meatball. Now we're re-formulating it again. It's lived so many lives. That's beautiful. Thin meat. All right, I guess I'm hosting the show now. You're putting a lot of pressure on it. This is really what you're supposed to do. You guys do all the diet. All the fucking time. Sit in silence. Oh, yeah. All right, you know what? You're done. Well, Brandon. How are you fitting that chair like that? You're so good at this. No, no, we can't use him. No, but I'm mocking him as I'm talking to him. As soon as I said, I'm not going to talk. You fucking coward. Look how you're sitting. You're fucking sitting. Can we get a side-by-side of how me and Brandon looking these fucking chairs, please? This fucking guy gets one invite to the salt and pepper crew, and he thinks he's fucking sexy. Salt and pepper gang. It's a gang. It's a gang. You look good, Brandon. Thank you, Brandon. You do look good, man. Looks strong. The face cream is dominating. Yeah, it's doing well. Yeah. You can barely tell. You guys see Mikey Betts tweet. Why do you get barely? Why don't you say it barely? What if you said we said can't tell? Well, it's not going to work. But then I'd be lying. OK. Yeah, what? You're good. What was Mikey Betts tweet? He had a tweet that's like, this is going to be the best day ever. I'm so excited. And then the follow-up was just a retreat, but with a boot on his car. This guy has like a million parking tickets, like known for getting towed, and he can't be surprised. You get a boot. You have to go, how many unpaid tickets is a boot? A lot. What profit would say it was going to be the best day ever? I think he was flying somewhere or going to do something cool. And then he got to his car and his car had a boot on it. No, no, we're bikes. He lives in a neighborhood with no parking. Right. And he's constantly fighting with us. Remember, he has an old car in his garage that he refuses to get rid of. Correct. But he couldn't have bought his garage. And what did he get? His pension would be pretty good. Oh, it's on yet tonight. Nothing can bring my mood down. Yeah, boom. Fucking never. That's so fucking funny. Oh, no. Come on, Betts. He is just like the number one boot on the car at any time, guy. We have. Like, you just don't know what he's not paying for. What were his neighbors mad at him for? The dog shouldn't in his own backyard. Yeah. You know how much dog shit there has to be for the neighbors, right? Dude, there's too much shit on your yard. Right. It's affecting our property value. It's about the whole neighborhood. The amount of shit in your yard. That has to be piles and piles and piles. You just live to get in fights, though. I think so. Yeah, he likes the adrenaline rush of getting in an argument with a stranger, which I respect. There is nothing better than getting into a little something with the stranger. A little, I don't do it. And then walking away and being like, oh, fuck. I fantasize about it afterwards, but I would never do it. Oh, really? Stepping like a line cutter and being like, hey, I love that. I do get, I get fucking, I love, like, I've been riding a city bike a lot and I'm like, I patrol. If anybody's in my zone, they're hearing about it. Yeah. I mean, if you're fucking not obeying, if you're a guy pulling over to the bike lane, I'm getting a, hey, dickhead, get out of the fucking bike lane. Yeah. The second he steps out of the car, I'm so scared, and I'm so fucked, but right then and there, the fucking, just the cowardice, you get to be a coward and yell. It's awesome. And then Elvis, I'll just zip away in my little city bike. I used to be obsessed with those videos. Sean Avery, who used to play for the Rangers, like a real tough guy, he would, he would go and like, just do like, like vigilante justice on the New York of like, bikers, like bikers, leaving their bikes in front of doors and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just, he'd like come up to him and be like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, if you're a tough guy, that's got to be awesome. That's got to feel like what's going to happen? You're going to fight me? I'll beat you up. You get to be the lowest level fucking superhero pop. Yeah. It's just like sidewalk, clear man. Hypothetically, if a Uber eats driver start fighting a security guard, what would you do as an onlooker? Ooh. I mean, do I have any information about who's, who the, the situation? No, security guard for your office. You just see a fight. It's my office. It's Chick-fil-A. Oh, but it's Chick-fil-A. Yeah. So there are stakes both ways. I think that's it. Yeah. Yeah. How hungry am I? And does this security guard, do I know if they generally have a good disposition? Yes. Yes. Nice guy. I'd have to then, then, you know, we're on the same team. I would go in deescalating, but with a mind towards supporting the security guard. And at the same time, getting my hands on the Chick-fil-A. If I could, at the same time deescalate, be like, hey, everybody, come on, and I kind of grab the bag. And I kind of, all right, then I just kind of leave. Once I have the bag, that's actually my main concern. But if I could deescalate, I would. With a mind towards protecting this security guard, makes it seem like you could be talked out of it. I could, if you could, I'm willing to protect the security guard. But I'm willing to listen to you, one of you. If all of a sudden the attacker has a really good point that also leads to me getting, if they're like, listen, you get the whole fucking bag, I didn't see nothing. I'm like, I all of a sudden turn blind, I'm like, what? And I grab the bag and I walk into the parking lot. And I erase the security cam footage so that nobody knows that I was involved. That's the right answer. Yeah. No, no, no, we were looking for it. We all said the same exact-- [LAUGHTER] Where are you going? Correct. Yeah. He's part of the brunch over now. Yeah, you're in. Absolutely. Does that happen you guys fucking got in a fight? At the New York office. Oh, wow. The delivery guy was wearing a full motorcycle helmet and full like protective gear. Oh, that's awesome. He was ready to go. [LAUGHTER] I mean, it's a great visual. Yeah. Oh, there's-- Oh, there goes a sick one. Here's the flag. Well, here's the flag. OK, OK, OK. You know what? They had our guy in it. Damn. [LAUGHTER] Wait, who is right in the camera? Why aren't they getting involved? Oh, that's a whole thing. Yeah, we're not going to-- We don't have to read who's going to get us to it. Oh, this is like that National Geographic photographer. He let nature be named. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just there, your journal is. I absolutely-- You're right. Stabbing us, hilarious. See how the hospital is? Oh, yes. In three days, an hospital. Collapse alone. Yeah. What? Yeah. That's tough. Yeah. Now, OK, here's the fact that New York, actually-- I know how close the office is to Chick-fil-A. I would have just-- I would have-- [LAUGHTER] You're saying all the wrong things. I would have just thrown his rubbing his hands out of the right now. I would have supported our guy and then gone and gotten to fresh Chick-fil-A probably. Now, if it was-- if it's further from-- the distance with the Chick-fil-A does matter. Oh, it's here, 100%. Was just a served? Or did his Uber eats rating just go down points? It's like 4.9 and he's a 4.9. Yeah, how good is this guy as a career? It's a good question. Really question. Because I do live in New York City, and I'll be honest. You want him? I'll be honest. A good career is much more important to me than bar still having a security guard. So in terms of what could possibly affect my life-- You lost a career? Yeah, you lost a career. I don't want to lose a good career. If this guy's 4.9 and above, I want him back on the streets immediately. I think the issue the dispute they had was he was walking out and stealing the person's Chick-fil-A. So that tells me he's not a good career. Because he will bring the food to you, show it to you, and then leave with it. Oh, wow. That's not curing at all. I don't expect that. Did you release a video of you guys doing Uber Eats? Not yet. I'm editing it right now. How was it? It was good. We did seven trips. We made $43 and spent $83 on gas. Yeah. What a fucking horrible one. No, he sucks dicked. Did you guys eat anything? No. I would definitely. You would have to steal the bags now. They've steal them. They've known what they're doing. Oh, they staple them. They staple them. They steal them. Me and Eddie, the whole car smell like KFC. It's tough, man. Then you got to get a little chicken. I know, I thought. You got to get a bite. If you drive around chicken, you got to have a little chicken. I would pay the tax for my driver to have one piece of chicken. A lot more chicken. I would check a box on that. There should be a box. It's like you've driver a little bit. Yeah. A little tip. No, it's a driver of the stuff at the bottom of the bag. Yeah, the loose fries. One handful of fries. I would do that for sure. Yeah. No joke. I would add like a kid's fry every time for the drive. Yeah. That's a good idea. They should be for real. I'm sure they just want money. Yeah. They do have that. It's a tip. But I never do. But fries. I would give it to them. No, I tip. But yes. We should allow fries as well as monetary tips. Yes. Everywhere. Just a little something. Everywhere. I'll try that in the special request. Yeah. Yeah. One of the attendees is offering you one dog. No sauce. Oh, fuck, dude. That's so fun. Outside of New York City, it's just a hobby, I'd imagine. Yeah. I mean, I think people unfortunately needed to live. And it is funny that they're not make-- What would be zany content? What if we had real jobs? That's how fake this bullshit is. It's like, you know, it would be interesting. What if we had the work for a living? It's like, no, fuck that. Yeah, we couldn't survive. Yeah. Let's rank, you know, let's rank which football, which college quarterbacks nuts are the biggest thing ever? Let's get back to the green house of you, man. Yeah. That's right. You're asking around the office. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's catching print? Which college quarterbacks are catching? I'm telling my uber driver hurry up I got to get back to fucking work You ever see the fuck off you ever seen Teddy bridge waterscock. I have not seen Teddy Yeah, look pull that on I think I was pft. You took the picture I mean, I don't know what you'd look up and you just look up his print. Maybe I'm pretty what even pft took the picture I think he took the picture of the picture. It was like a picture hanging somewhere Wow, I'm a good. He's got to ask for crams. I'm gonna give him credit Yeah, I like that. I mean Teddy bridge waters a man of the community. He like was helping those kids out Yeah, so I think if anybody deserves to have a hog it's yeah, yeah, it's got a rope So I respect that and his career was like not tragic, but like that knee injury really stuff railed everything that he had But still at least like you get a taste of your of your like potential Yeah, and then you you know, I mean being a court. I mean it is insane just being in the league is so fucking crazy Yeah, I hope these guys that have like thank you. Yeah, these guys that have a run. It's like yeah, you're you're fucking awesome And then you help the you help the community and then you get That looks like a light bulb you get stuck in your mouth You couldn't lead with the tip of his cock It would get stuck in your mouth It's a horrible shape for soccer. It's not conducive soccer Salute Teddy Bridgewater. I guess he did make $66 million. Yeah, he's fine. He's fine. I wouldn't call that tragic. Yeah And a hunter-daker would ask name though. That is a Teddy Bridgewater is insanely sick. Yeah, I love that bridge What that's like. Yeah, Teddy Bridgewater should be friends with Paul Bunyan He made the bridges out of the apple tree wood Johnny apples across America, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's a big family. I have a really cute photo of us under Teddy Bridgewater Yes, other people could shade themselves with his cock Apple seed wanted to rest Eddie Bridgewater would pull his huge cock out and he would take a nap under it. I don't know You can't just walk back. Oh, yeah, I have that many tattoos. I don't get him in here. He's a great old man Ice cream machine. Oh, yeah, he know where he's got looks like he knows. Oh, what's that? He's going dead of the ice cream machine. Huh, I'm excited to get in there. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh yeah, look What do you mean get in there? You already got in there. No, I had a little taste. I didn't get a full cone We taped Stavya on PMT and then I showed him the ice cream machine and then we did something else and I came back and 45 minutes later He was still standing. I had just gotten back. I was considering a pre-yak cone But I decided no, it'll be my good bite of the office on my way to the airport I'll take a cone and then you know. Yeah for the so great point. I have to take a bite of the sandwich So I have something savory in my mind. Yeah, but I will save the rest of it. You get it delivered. Yeah, it's coming nice Be here be here about seven minutes. I don't love that. Oh, yeah, who is this guy? He's more comfortable than I am here What what is that guys do you? Walking in front of us and not having stopped with all those tattoos. All right. Well, this is awesome Hey, who are you? So you guys are just Sexy harassing employees. Oh, yeah Show him T-bob's ass Wait really show him T-bob's ass like that too. It's gonna walk cross us. Let's walk almost all the way across us Oh, what if he disappears and in the pocket avoiding us? It's a lot more sad. Hey, hey, who are you? Yeah, yeah, you the only other guy here. Who you'll point here? Is that giraffe? Oh I don't work here. Oh What are you doing here? I'm visiting Fuck dude You're all trying to suck you off dude. Yeah Gonna meet your Tom you're on man. Yeah, I'm back whenever That's all I guess he could just be a man off the street. I guess you do it a bit. No No, no really explain Enough though he's Tom and I'm here that's our He just beat the fuck out of the security Such pussy who are you says his name are like all right? Oh, dude, oh further question. Oh This is good as real idea Visiting Right off course a visit I'm a fan. I'm here. Oh fuck him, man Sorry to bother me say who is visiting. Yeah, we was visiting. I feel like he's just a fan pond right now Yeah, I think you just rolled his hot wiring one of your gambling people so I saw him earlier I said he's here to see Kyle Eppler. Oh There he is. There's time. Kyle knows the whole time. Wait Kyle. You got cool ass friends like that No, yeah, I guess so yeah Boys I mean truly this is barely I mean this is so not every time I come back It's less of a place of work Every year just yeah, just this guy's friend one for he wanted to stop him for ice cream Guys friend wanted ice cream. Of course, he's allowed to do that. It's like you wouldn't any other office I'm guessing from context whose Kyle must be like the CEO or like really I rank in Obviously his boys can just come and grab ice cream whenever they want It is funny having Savi here being able to see from like 30,000 by the way, I'm not professional Some guy in a suit is here being like how did even for me. I'm like Jesus Christ hiding up a little bit To see the blue - Tom get back here Tom why do I feel like we're inconvenience at him? Yeah Fuck Tom sit there for a second Casual as Tom Tom are you by the way love the shirt great shirt Yeah, oh there we go Another sphere guy change your life you guys wouldn't understand now. No Are you friends with all business Pete? My brother grew up with him What Respect to the cone by the way what was that like you caught me at the worst spot Prior to one here Finish your cone, we'll do that. It's one cones. All right. Yeah, that's true. We unlimited cone. He's gonna get a sports ad Finish your cone. 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That was just real close. I just can't imagine all business Pete as a child. No, no, like with boyhood one I think of I think of child body but adult face. Yeah, I think he still has his normal regular head Interesting Tom's not going to give us Tom much of I really don't have too much information about Pete He won't switch no, I honestly don't so why are you here? I'm visiting for the Kanye concert this weekend. Okay. I see I've never been in Chicago and I'm a big fan you guys, so I wanted to check the place out So I sent my brother a text and asked if I could come check the office out He is just a guy here for a cone Wait, we established who's your brother? What? My friends with all business Pete Yeah, it's his brother's friends with all childhood friends. Yeah, I'm from Massachusetts his brother I thought you were inferring that your brother works here. No, no, okay. Is your brother like all business Pete? Is he a similar kind of guy? Yeah, yeah, okay, it's cooler than all business. Okay, all right. Well, I don't really have any other questions, Tom Yeah, uh, cool. Are you? I appreciate you guys having me on Yeah, you crushed that's having to do the gauntlet boys You're out of the thumbnail [BLANK_AUDIO] >> You have a whole toy leg? >> Oh, yeah, look at that, that's a little alien. >> There's a toy leg. >> Oh, is that Sid's shirt on your kneecap? >> Oh, that's a toy story leg. >> You got a toy story leg. >> Oh, yeah, squeaky the penguin? >> Oh, man. >> Who's the guy with the crown? That looks like Jerry. >> How high up does it go? >> That's the whole different thing that does look like Jerry. >> What's the other leg? >> It looks like Jerry. >> That's a cognac tattoo. >> That's my friend that passed away. >> That was so obvious what that was. >> Who's the guy about his age? >> What's the loving portrait of a guy about his age? >> Yeah. >> Obviously, it's a dead friend. >> The crown on. >> That's what looks like Jerry. >> Hey, you reminds me of a former crack addict, I know. >> Who's that goof bump on the two-year? >> Who's that dirt bag? >> Who's that dirt bag above those two dates? >> [LAUGH] >> Hey, he's right above 2012. >> [LAUGH] >> What would you have? >> I've campaigned. >> But they're men, aren't you? >> [LAUGH] >> I'm dead now. >> [LAUGH] >> Thank you, Tom. You're the best. >> I'm a great job. >> I'm a bad man. >> [LAUGH] >> Man, it's obvious. >> [LAUGH] >> You did look like Jerry. >> Yeah, he did, he looked like Jerry. >> That was awesome. >> [LAUGH] >> Maybe. >> That's worst-case scenario. >> I thought that was like a rapper. >> [LAUGH] >> One of the runners, he didn't have Buzz Lightyear. >> Yeah, that's true. >> That's a good point. >> Damn, that's a good point. >> Fucking Tom, man. >> So he is just here by himself. >> Yeah, so he's here for a cone. >> All right, that's beautiful. >> Yeah, I love that. >> Seems like fucking cool ass dude. >> Yeah, yeah. >> He did seem cool. >> That was good. >> Mamba mentality. >> It's probably like 45 minutes. >> Nice 30s what it says right now. >> Uh-huh. >> That's so bad. >> My fucking same, oh 45, you're right, fuck. >> Yeah. >> My sandwich is in jeopardy. >> jeopardy. >> It's coming, all right, nice. >> It's like two blocks away. >> Rapping up. >> Hopefully they. >> Okay, all right, fingers crossed. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, you need sand, which is this worth missing a flight over. >> Don't leave this. >> I have done shit like this. One time at the Burbank Airport, I almost missed a flight because they have like three different guy theory restaurants. And I was like, you were already a guy fairy to crawl. I got there early, I was high as a crawl. And I was like, hell yeah, dude, I'm having a sandwich from two different shitty kiosks. And they literally had to call my name over the thing like, the flight is leaving now. I was like killing like four hours and I almost missed it because I got into the guy theory zone. So yeah. >> So a bad donkey sauce all over. [LAUGH] >> Sorry. >> Yeah, don't say much, so you're like a fat marine, no sand was left behind. >> Yeah, we're grabbing that sand, that sand which is coming with me out of the side. >> He says, sub marine. >> Yeah, I can't be here, I can't be here, I miss it, I'm here. >> Yeah, that's really good. >> The thank you for putting that into perspective. >> Is it worth missing a flight over? >> I just actually leave. And if the sand which gets here, it gets here, and if it can't get to wonderful lunch. >> [LAUGH] >> If the sand which is just okay and you miss your- >> My God. >> That would be so mad, can't really. >> You're not going to kill me. >> Okay, so you know what, I'm at least going to go grab all my stuff. Hopefully, the sandwich gets to me at the right time on the way out. Thank you for having me. >> Great to see you. >> You see September 8th, Tuesday. >> This Tuesday. >> This Tuesday on Netflix, and listen, watch Tires, watch Tony. But the special is the big one, that's the one that I fucking poured everything into, so. >> I saw the clips from your mission impossible, that's crazy. >> Thank you, yes, I did a very expensive teaser where it's a spoof of mission impossible. And I realized after we released it, it didn't exactly even make it clear it was for a stand-up special. >> It was just a cool video, I made it with my friends. >> We see it, do you post it? >> On YouTube, yeah, or Instagram, whatever. >> Man. >> Well, it's fine, I saw it and I was like, what's he doing? >> Did you forget to mention the special in the teaser? >> At the very end, we mentioned it. >> Is that a fucking hot dog? >> Yeah, yeah, relax. >> Okay, one hot dog, but that's it. >> Guy in the air, doc. >> Let's go, we'll repose. >> I'm doing hacking. >> Let's remember that the government has made looking at titties illegal. >> Stop, free the pictures. >> Here we go. >> Oh, man. >> Great. >> Run the unscramble, juicy hunkers protocol. >> Download the file, let's get out of here. >> Unscramble, juicy hunkers. >> There's nothing about stand-up. >> It's actually pretty expensive. >> Got it. >> Okay, download the file, let's get out of here. >> Too easy. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> That's pretty good, right? >> That was hard as fuck, right? >> I know, I still saw watch. >> Hold on, it's good parts coming up. >> My sandwich just dropped off. >> Nice. >> Look 1.4, that's green, both of them are 1/4 inch now. >> Do not watch those jumbo's bounce. >> No, no. >> It doesn't say that. >> It's just short. >> Right at the end, I kind of say, you come. >> I spent so much money. >> That's like the guy that does Luke Cage did the rigging for that. >> That's fucking hell. >> That should have had a teaser. >> Yeah, fuck. >> All right, my sandwich is here. I got a guy. >> I'm gonna take a piss for it. >> Man, that was so fun. >> Fuck, we forgot to say it's a stand-up spam book. >> Brandon, does he like Tits more than you? >> Maybe. >> He might. >> Yeah. >> Because in my head, you were top one. >> Really of Tits? >> Yeah. >> Of Tits lovers? >> Yeah. >> Wow, that's. >> Dang, you're a Tits lover. >> I fucking love you, Brandon. >> Yeah. I love a good set of Tits. >> Do you think people in the South love Tits more than people up North? >> South is Ask Country. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Demographics, brother. >> Why is that? >> Demographics. >> Yeah. >> Also, big Tits in the heat and humidity is tough. >> Is it? >> Yeah. >> Don't look at me. All right. >> Any more questions? >> Sure. >> Sure. >> Nope. >> What is risk? Got a plane? >> What's this guy got a plane? >> No. >> That's for me, right? Is that me? >> Oh, my man. Thank you. >> Wait, why did you question it if it's for you? >> I forgot I had a plane guy coming up. >> A plane guy. >> Yeah, that's my fucking man. My god, Matt. >> How could you be surprised he's scaring a plane? >> Why, I didn't know that was Matt. >> Stavvy couldn't be more right. Nick, your toys are here. >> Fuck. >> Hey. >> I don't know. >> Wait, that's my toy guy. >> Nick, your toy guy is here. >> I'm here too. >> Oh, I have a meeting with him right after. >> Oh, fuck. >> He's tested. >> He's tested. >> That's my plane guy. >> Nick's got a plane guy. >> Nice. >> A good plane. >> That's my guy. We got a meeting after this. >> By the way. >> Jack's wild game show. >> Yeah. >> I had a meeting this morning about it. I felt like -- >> A lot going into it. >> I felt like Tony soprano this morning because I had -- I had to get a haircut and I had a meeting. And I was like, well, let's just do both. So Corey sat in Joel's truck and like did a power point for me while I was getting a haircut. >> Yeah. >> I had a lot of fun. - Military veteran, thank you so much to your service on the entire planet. In fact, if being awesome or an Olympic sport, you will win bronze, silver, and gold. That's right, you'd be the entire podium. You truly supercate. So have the most amazing, fantastic, tremendous stupidest outstanding superb the very best day. Congratulations and good luck. - All right, so there's your cameo. - Oh my God, thank you. - Yeah. - What? - There's your cameo. Where'd you get that? - No way. - I went and got it. If I got in touch and we got you chocolate rain guy, you want to play it again? - Oh my God, am I allowed to keep that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Play it again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Play it again. - Play it again. - Holy moly Kate, is that you? I should really call you a fantastic one. Kyle Dan, Nick Braden, Mark Dan in everyone at the Acocair direction. They see for the second time that you're the best host on the entire planet. - Wait, did you make them second-guests? - No, he's here. - Boom! - What's going on? - What? - What? - What? - No way. - He's here. - It's our chocolate rain guy. - Oh, he's here. - Oh he's here. - Oh he's here. - Oh he's here. - Oh he's here. - Home town. - No kidding, sir. - Oh man. - You were the first cameo ever ordered as a treat. - Oh wow. - That's awesome. - This is back in 2017, 2018, or something, and you sang me a song, and it just made my day, and I just kept it a little like in my pocket. - That's great to hear. Yeah, I love doing cameos, birthdays, weddings. I mean, it's just, it's great to reach out to people. I've done thousands of them. So, you know, it's a great way to get in touch with fans, and really fun time. - Are you still making music, or are you still, you got albums? - Absolutely, yeah. Maya knew it was song, the history of the internet, that's an nostalgia song, so yeah, still making music. - Could I ask you here like a little piece of that? - Oh, I mean, oh gosh, I mean, it's on all my social media. - Okay, we'll take a rain check out that. I'll see the chocolate rain. All my songs are on my social media. - Perfect. So, you were his number one fan for a minute there. - Oh my God, I wrote a blog about you at the time. I was like, "All in." I know, a blog, can you believe it? No, I, I, just, you're a piece of internet history of-- - That's facts. - I mean, but like, in today's internet, people are flashes in the pan. You've remained in the cultural zeitgeist for two decades now. - Oh wow, pull out the university words. - Yeah, I mean-- - Thank you. - It's cool. I appreciate the, yeah, I mean, I think it, it's very lucky to be in interesting times. And yeah, a lot has changed since 2007. And now, everyone has a camera in their pocket. And we can do great shows like this. Like, back in the day, to do a live like this, you'd like drive to a studio and, you know, hook up and now everyone's just like, "Hey, whoop out your phone and sit down." - Yeah, yeah. How long from when you put up the original chocolate rain? Did it catch fire immediately? Or was it out of nowhere after you put it out? Like months after, I don't know. I don't know the beginning of that, yeah. - It took about three months. - Oh, no. Someone posted it on dig and then someone saw it on dig and then someone saw it on 4chan. Then, you know, the first joke or the first, like, since I got of it getting viral was Tom Green. Someone prank called him doing a show in his living room kind of a show like this. And they busted out singing chocolate rain, just kind of as a prank during the call. And I was like, "Oh, wait, yeah." I remember Freddie got finger. That's Tom Green. He's famous, like my song's kind of getting big. So, yeah. And then, gosh, I need an opian Anthony. I think it was my first radio interview on planet. And, yeah, back in the day. - Are you in a studio right now? What's your set up? This is cool. - Yeah, I'm in my whole studio and my recording booth, so. - I love you guys. - I do a lot of voiceovers. - I was gonna say, you have to do a ton of voice work. Are you on any, like, shows or cartoons or anything like that that we'd be like, "Oh, no way." - I've done Transformers. I've been on Nickelodeon's MLB network. You know, just very, very lucky. Unfortunately. - Oh, that's cool. - That's so awesome. - I can't believe it's really cool. And Kate, it took a little bit for it to click. - Yeah, it took a second for you to realize. - I was not getting. I was like, "Is he in our closet?" (laughing) What the hell? No way. Where do you live now? - Out in the West Coast in Seattle. But, yeah, I grew up in Elgin-Shamberg, Barlett-Litch, Emerson, so. - Well, if you ever come back, you've got to come by the office. - We'd love to know. - That's awesome. - And I sort of think Camio is a local company there, too. - Yeah. - That's right down the road. - Yeah, so, all right. Well, there we go. That's better than a Camio. - Thank you. - Yes. - What again? - I think it starts with styling. Amazing. - Thank you, Donald Josh. - Yes, thank you so much, Tay. Appreciate it, man. - All right, take care. - All right, see ya. - No, what? - Shout out Josh. - That was crazy. Josh checks me last night. He's like, "I got him. "What do we want to do?" And I was like, "Let's pretend it's a Camio. He's a man." - When it started repeating, I was like, "Why did he hold her?" - He almost got it on the set. And then he said, "Second time." - But that was a nice little mess. - You said, "Can I keep it?" - Yeah. (laughing) - You're right. - Send me the link for that. I'll keep it forever. - I don't know. Some about Kate getting buying herself a Camio. It was just so fun. - It's, I fucking love that. It's such a sweet thing. - It's such a sweet, innocent thing. - It's such a sweet loser move. - Yeah. (laughing) - The most harmless person on earth activity. - Yeah. - The nicest loser you have. - The nicest loser. - It's God you pity them, but sweet losers. - You like having them around. (laughing) - Like thinking about like a guy with no friends being like, "I'm gonna get John Gruden to do a fantasy draft order "that I'm not in." - Yeah, I'm just making up God. (laughing) I'm gonna pretend that I'm friends with nine other gods. (laughing) That was, I can't believe we just talked to Taze on day. - Yeah. - That's crazy. - He's the man. - I feel like for our generation, everybody knows who that is. - We go from Stavvy to Tom. - To Tom. - To the playing guy. - My playing guy. - How do you guys go? - How do you guys go on a hunt? - You guys ever buy like, cameo, like, - I've never done it. - Never got random cameos. - I've never bought one. - We've done 'em for the takeys. - I don't know who. - I got John Cruck and Jatacus a couple times. - Someone gave you. - I've got a Jatacus a couple times. - Jatacus once, John Cruck twice. - For yourself? - No, for like a couple of boys, yeah. - Not a lot. - That's a weird one. - One of those were grooms, but. - I got, I think it was, who goes to campaign with Tom? - To campaign with Tom. - Yeah. - I got him for my uncle and my uncle got cancer. - Oh. - After? - Wait, so what? - What the time out? - You can't. - Wait, what's up, what's up? - And your uncle got a tumble with you. - Uh-uh-uh, for life? - You're not gonna live. - Yeah. - Uh-uh-uh. - Thank you. - You're retired. - He smacked away, he blocked 2027. - He smacked 2027, doing a layup. - You thought you'd travel the world in love? - No. - You're not having life. - Oh. (laughing) - What's up with your kids growing up? - Yeah. - No, it's okay. - Oh, you thought you'd have hair your whole life. - Uh-uh. - Not so fast, my friend. - The fucking. - No, I was trying to make a laugh. And I wanted to come here to be like, "Oh, cancer's not gonna get you." (laughing) - That's what you were trying to do. - Did he say that? - Yeah, he did. - He said cancer's not gonna get you. - It was like something like that. - Yeah, and how's your uncle? - Yeah. - He's okay. - Oh, hey! - Oh, hey! - Go live. - Good, good. - Let's all look at what that is. - Do you still have the video? - I still look it up. Let's see what that exact order was. But it was my god. "Kate, if I ever get sick, please." - Yeah, please don't. Oh, Jesus Christ. (laughing) - You're the best kid. - Oh, no. - Get cancer and that's, you know, I got Frank Caliendo telling me, "I'm fine in the John Madden." (laughing) - What the fuck? - I'm looking at it now. There's a Christmas category and there's hundreds of Santa clauses. - How'd you pick up? - All claiming to be the real one. - "Kate, I did do a cameo last night for a young lady who said she was inspired by you "so she bought it for herself." - Oh! - No way! - You're gonna put money in your pocket now. - Yeah, so shout out to Gabriella. - Continue as a fan. - Oh man. - Here's your yak shout out. Dean, how was the road trip? - It was great. I mean, we won, so super happy. But it was a lot of just like, kind of like, sitting in the car for a while. (laughing) - Sounds incredible. - Sounds great. - The launches were really fun but then like, there'd be four hours in between. We were just sitting there and talking. - How many miles did you guys drive? - I'm 1,400 or? - Oh, jeez. - 1,300. - It was fun. - I saw the, I saw some of the New York crew. - Like, it was in hell, yeah. - They got home at 2 a.m. I think. - Holy fuck. - Yeah, they got up at 6 a.m. - Ugh. - You skull fucked though, right? - Yeah, I did. I actually, United did respond to Kelly like two minutes after my skull fucked. - It works every time. - Yeah. - Give 'em hell. - Give 'em hell. - Give 'em hell. - Give up at 5 a.m. and give 'em hell. - Give 'em hell. - He had me in Kyle Corner today. - Oh, no. - Was he here? - Yeah. - Can I guess? - Speaking of where? - Yeah, sure. Yeah, go ahead. - Was it about losing weight? - No. - So he did text me and say I have something for yaks. So I wasn't gonna acknowledge it. So that must be what he cornered off. - Yeah, he did have something for yaks, but I forget. It was burning down. - He's burning down. - Oh, that's the other way. - He ended up talking about it down. - I will say that for people who think Mincey goes completely unpunished, that's not always the case. So Dave said that he was ineligible of winning, if you won. Also, it coincided with Tate telling me that Mincey was like, or Tate wanted to go to Ole Miss LSU with Mincey and Mincey didn't want to have Tate go because you'd have to work well. a ticket in place to stay. And so I told Mintzi, you cannot go to that game alone. So Tate is now going. Oh, nice. Great. Fantastic because it does nothing for us when he goes to these football games by himself. This is literally nothing. Is he going to be able to burn it down? He's going to have to burn it down. So Tate's going and it's similar to the festival. Mintzi is responsible for tickets and lodging. Was sent to upset that you were. No, he'll be fine. He has to be upset. I don't know. I haven't talked to him purposely, although hotels probably this stage in the game probably impossible. You think they're standing at a hotel. I don't want to see Jay. I want to watch this. This is the same thing. Sounded like some sort of like movie. I thought it was a demon for a couple of years. Yeah, he's been dead for a while. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why I thought you guys did. Oh, yeah, he's dead. Yeah, some people say, oh, you can see reverse. I hope this. I hope that you're all scared of. When we pulled this cameo, it's a white guy. I'm looking at it now, I like, I have tears of my skin. Like, why did I do this? It's so fucking weird. Do you have the messages with with the ask. Yeah, I don't know why go ahead and read him. Who allow for who? My uncle was your uncle a big. Did he play for the 76 or? Yeah, okay, okay, then maybe I was on to something there. Was he like good for the 70. Yeah. Okay, well, then that's maybe one to the finals. When what year did you do this? I don't think it'll matter that says my uncle's name. It's a pretty generic. I think I'll be fine. Yeah. What year was this? This was a. I don't know. No, I'm panicking that this is a weird thing to do. No, we're we're $857. He died in 2024 September 2020. This was so this he was still he was still doing. What are you charging Brandon 40? Yeah, wow, you can pump that up. That's what she told me yesterday, but I'm. Okay, you don't get me. Yep. Yeah, I'm you charging 39 bucks or 40 bucks, I'm like that. I think I told Brandon was on the press. Brandon, if you if your goal was strictly to profit as much as possible and disregard others, like what would you charge? Well, what do you think would be the most? I feel like 40 profitable plenty of money for video from me. I don't think I could charge over 40. That yeah, I grew in charges 350, but that's John fucking rude. Yeah, super win. I'm Brandon Walker. 40 is about right. Oh my god. They're putting yesterday. My uncle would spend 40 bucks on them to talk to me. So yeah, good. Did you guys see some of their putting yesterday? We didn't learn. They kept putting it the same way every time. Stop got a sandwich. Stop got a sandwich. Certain stood over a ball said I can't leave this left after the first or can't leave this right. Yeah, punch me in the face. If I leave it right left it right. Man, I would have sunk it. Yeah, you would have absolutely. You're a great mini golfer. Thank you. I just is the grudge still there because I know now. Yeah, definitely. It's still just the time. You can't get over a grudge like that in one day. We realized like halfway like maybe five holes in were like the perfect thing would have been to do like $100,000 Jerry versus Rico. That would have been incredible. Because that's a grudge. They like each other. Yeah, but they would for money. Yeah. Yeah, it's like don't let money get in between us. They always let money. Yeah, always. Yeah. First pick them weren't well though. Did it? Yeah, I love the clips. Yeah, because it's built on logs, logs, logs, and dogs. That's what Whitney said. What did he say? He's building in my home studio. Rico is possibly in what city? New York. Yeah. Hey, yeah, listeners. We're going to take a quick break for our message from one of our partners. Still blue coffees. New can lattes are here crafted with a hundred percent Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup. Still blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care. Still blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. I named the brand after my rescue dogs Stella who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations. So when you drink still blue, you're not just fueling your day. You're saving a dog's life. Try the new cans today. Taste the difference and make a difference. All new sell blue coffee cans lattes now available at still blue coffee.com or subscribe on Amazon for 10% off. All right. Now back to the episode. Yeah, the lungs called it not go his way. Sorry. When some you lose some you really do. Yeah, you really do. You guys didn't mention to do it all. No, we did. He did to Dave. Dave's theory is that the dude thought he was going to hook up with the Anika and that's why I'm to do this no longer in our world. And when he did it through the whole. That was Dave's theory. So if people are mad that men of otter isn't happening, take it out on Anika. Yes. Shouldn't have been standing there. Dave said he bought one of the Lancaster basketball shirts. He wore it on box. I got like three dude. They're pretty cool. There was a whole pile of them outside. Yeah, he sent. He sent Anika. Yeah. Guys got game. No, I think somebody here did it. No, I think he sent it for other people at. Yeah. Where's that the chemical in my tumbo? I think I said it's a TJ. Nothing. Nothing in his. You want to text it to me. Oh, I texted it to him. Sorry. He's not here. I DM. Oh, he's going to be so confused. Whoops. My bad. It says Twitter is the one that's open on the computer. I just texted it to you. But I can message cool. I got I got it. Okay. I don't remember what I had him say. The category was pep talk. I'm sure he I'm sure he did a phenomenal job. Yeah. And your uncle's still alive. So it worked. And I said it was on behalf of all the cousins. Then he says enough. You're so in case it was too weird. He wouldn't necessarily know it was me. Did you ask them? Okay. Can I lump you in? No, I didn't. Oh, I'm sure you liked it. Those are my three. Mick Foley. It worked. I say Foley like that. There he is. You said it like chit Foley. Chris. He's the cameraman. You're here on a family. That's him. That's when I take a time to wish you well. I know for time that you've been battling this cancer. Wow. Your needs is you have asked that you also see if the doctor can do anything. Okay. But your toenails. I don't know. That's a good message that they want you to have. He has really bad toenails. But no, that's a lot of people love you to think about you and they're wishing you well. They want you to remain a fighter. Keep fighting. Don't give up. You're a great man. You have so many nieces there. I'll share them for you. And nephews. Let go of course. Okay. Anyway, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, we missed that part. We missed. I think that was my idea. And then I guess it was very nice. Yeah. Very nice. I know. It was. It's like the nicest, most thoughtful. Yes. We're just tearing the bars. You should have let him die. That was very nice. Well, if one of you gets cancer. Yeah. Yeah. Well, can you get a retroactive one for Danny and surprise my. Yeah, I will. Make full a French WWE. Well, thanks for getting on day on. That's crazy. WWE. You're going to make it on burgers. Yeah. You're there. Great. I've been. Hold on. My back came guys here. Six away. Don is making me two right now. Okay. So for sprint through the finish line. How much longer do you have Monday? You could finish today. I'm not going to finish today. I'm so sick of burgers, dude. It's crazy. How long until your next burger. Really had four on Monday? Do you know? Do you want to feel like these four hamburgers? Yeah. Can't feel good. No. Good weekend to get burgers though. Yeah. I brought them back. Yeah. Right. Labor day. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good way to call it to close out the close it out. What was the best burger you had in this journey? Yeah. I got really good at making them on my grill. So like I got the I got the timing down perfectly every time they're fucking. - Awesome. - What's your time? Four minutes a side, eight minutes a side. - Go four and a half minutes a side. - Yep. - And then I go like 20 seconds on the sear. I have the sear on the grill. - What's your temp? - Uh, it's like four, 50-ish. - Mm-hmm. - And then-- - I don't check out, Brandon. - And then it extra like 30 seconds for the cheese. - Yep. - So it's about 10 minutes total. - Yep. - It's pretty good. - Uh, bun? Why don't we grill? - Bun on the top. - Yeah. - I like my burgers a little, I like, I like my burgers more well done than I like my steak. - Yeah, that's natural. - Yeah. - I like medium-rare steak. I like closer to medium-rare. - Just, just right at medium? - Yeah. - Just getting into the doorway of medium? - Yeah, yeah. Something about that. - How often do you clean that thing? Like, does it catch on fire a lot? Like the grill? - Yeah, like if you don't like clean it out too much, the drippings like we'll catch on fire and stuff. - Yeah man, I clean, well I clean it after I ever use, not like deep clean. - Yeah, the scraper, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, same. - So you can clean? - Doesn't this have the bottom catch on? - No. - No, okay. - Jay, have you had any more patties slipping through the cracks? - No, I haven't used those, but next week, those will be a dinner item, so we'll see. - You already have your box shirt? - Uh, yes. Customated by Welker in like 28 years old. - How's it blue? - Shout out Welker. - Oh my, you have burgers planned already for next week? - Yeah. - So, what do you mean? - We're going away this week, so we got a vacation. I kind of go into some runs in Pittsburgh, not missing any days. - So why do you have burgers planned for next week? - 'Cause it's going away this weekend. - Yeah, I can't have them. - I got 'em. - Going away next week or this weekend, so. - Are they in the freezer? - Yes. - Oh, yes. - That's a lot of lead time to plan for burgers. - Yeah, and also if you're in the freezer, they can just stay in the freezer. You don't have them next week. - Sure. - But I got the buns. - Oh, he's got the buns. - You got the buns a week before? - Dude, stadium buns, those are good for weeks. Those are your past expiration. - I'm just confused why you go shopping. - But why? - Like that for a week before. - We were driving to in front of Pittsburgh, so we're going to get back probably pretty late Monday. So now grocery shopping. - None of this is making sense. - No, so you pre-growsery shopped? - What if you're not-- - Just due to the times, yes. - It feels like you can get grocery shop on time. - How far out do you plan home from work? - How far out do you just plan random home meals? - It's usually like the week, but it's because we're going away this week. - Sure. - So you're going away, but you're like, I gotta make sure my entire house is stocked with food. - For next week is full pole week, so me busy. So yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, so wait, day to day is going to be, so there's a stream that's going on Tuesday night, right? - Yes, that could end Tuesday night or overnight. - So day to day is officially going to be, 'cause I don't want to do it a day when there's no football. - Sure. - So day to day is either going to be Wednesday, and if Wednesday, Steven is still doing the stream, it will be Thursday, which will actually be after the first NFL game, but he has to submit his pick and score for Wednesday nights. So there's a chance on Thursday when we do day to day, he's already wrong. - That's exactly right. - Best case scenario, which we've never done this. - I know. But it would feel weird to do day to day on Tuesday when there's no football. And also, it's really the NFL's fault, because the football season should start on a Thursday, not on a Wednesday. That's so stupid. - Or this is crazy a Sunday. - Now, you need that Thursday to get really pumped. - Man, football's going to be so awesome. - I'm excited about it. - Yeah, we're going to Indiana this weekend. We'll hopefully see a bunch of people out there. - Yeah. - Excited for that. - Go on with Cadix. - Yep. - Do you like Bloomington? - Bloomington's awesome. - Beautiful. - I've never been. - It's gorgeous. - Wait, maybe, do we go to Vogel's Subway Kyle? - What? - No. - The Subway where he lost all the weight. - We did not. - We haven't been to Bloomington, at least I haven't. - Are you sure? - Positive. - Is he a Bloomington guy? - Yeah, it's in the bloom. - What? - I think that was his Subway where he lost all the weight. - Yeah, it probably has the Subway in the bloom, right? - Yeah, but that the Subway where he lost all the weight. - How many Subways are in Bloomington? - I've got to be four, I'm sorry, that's the one the he, what is he, yeah. - Visited? - Yeah. - Oh. - That was his, well he wasn't doing, he was the sandwich in the bloom. - In the bloom? I think so. - Remember yesterday we were talking about celebrities that lived in towns you wouldn't think. I feel like Bloomington, I don't know who they are, but I feel like that's the kind of town that would have some slabs that make you go. - Whoa, whoa. - That was the town. - That was town like that, and that's pretty awesome place. Good steakhouse. - These are good things. - This is beautiful too, like walk through the woods to go to class. - Really? - Yeah. - That's nice. - Pope Bloomington. - Yeah, we walked around there. - Yeah, we took a, it's like a nature walk to go to class. - Just to go around the school, yeah. - I would have never guessed. - Great tailgate. - I heard just like one of the best college experiences. - Yeah. - I think number two on our, it's a two seed in the rankings that bars still put out, right? - That doesn't look like what you would expect in the end. - Wow. - Yeah, go scroll down. Let me see the. - Great. - Jesse Eisenberg, John Mellon camp. - Or from there. - That's interesting. - I live there. - I guess it's John. - Living in a college town would be pretty fucking sick. - It would be incredible. - Yeah, I'd just be like, really? - What? You don't think so? - I think it's good to be. - I guess the most interesting about living in Madison. - Yeah, I think Madison would be cool. - Being old in a college town. - Yeah, like having season tickets to all the sports. - Yeah. - That would be exciting. - They get a ton of concerts and cool stuff like that, too. They're like pretty cheap tickets. - There's an energy to it. It would maybe keep you. - There's like smaller, summer and empties out. - Yeah, it's always some going on, but it's not too much. We're not living in like a big city. - That's fair, right. - I guess I'm just like, I'm cosplaying as like a tenured professor. - Really? - That's what I'm doing. - You're selling me. - Yeah. - It has to be only some. - Yeah. - Like I'm not trying to live in Arizona State. - Not in Tempe now. - Yeah. - No, I'm not trying to do Tempe. - Right, but like, do you count Columbus as a college town? Or is that a city? - No, that's a city. - A city with Madison is like the line. - It's the perfect, yeah. - I still think that Madison's more of a city than a college town. - We're more West Washington, yeah. - You would know. - It's like a perfect. - But like, both, yeah. - In Arbor, it's another one that's really nice. - Yeah, I don't know. - It's stupid to me, but whatever. - Do you ever live in Morgentown? - Nicky? - No. - No. - No. - Not bad, it's the best city in West Virginia. - And it has to be like, you couldn't do like, happy valley, 'cause that's in the middle. - Can't stay here all day. - Yeah. - If you're like a red neck. - If I live in Stark, what am I? - You what? - Mm-hmm. - I have a question. We mentioned Jesse Eisenberg. - Yeah. - Is he potentially the ugliest leading man? - Whoa. - Oh my god. - That is easy. - He's not like ugly, but like-- - Jesse, sorry, as far as-- - You have a strange taste in men. - There used to be a lot of ugly living there, as a-- - Yes. - But like right now-- - What about Adam Driver? - Adam Driver? - He's here. - Wait a second. You're a good guy, okay? - He's not. - I'm not. - I'm not as far as leading. - What about Paul Giammadi? - Oh, yeah. - Is he a leading actor? Paul Madi? - Yeah. - I guess he had that one. - Kevin James. - Kevin James. - Does Silicon Valley guy, does he-- is he a leading actor? Thomas Hiddleston or whatever? Middle ditch. - What? - You think he's ugly? - Yeah. - The guy I just saw on the screen was not ugly at all. - That's a handsome Steve Buscemi. - He's not a leading guy. - He's character guy. - Is he not a leading guy? - Is he the lead in that HBO Atlantic city thing? - Boardwalk Empire. - Yeah, he was. - That was a good action. - That was a good show, long running show. - I like that show. - What would you give Eisenberg out of 10, Jay? And where's your-- - He's an attractive guy, but as far as-- - Lead Hollywood actors, I think he's pretty low in the total bowl. - Would he be top five in this building? - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah. - Have you started your rankings? - No, I will do that. I have conceptualized it, but-- - What does that mean? - I've thought about-- I think I have a-- or I don't want to spoil it. I think I have some surprises. - Let us know if you need to bring one of us into a room. - Do something for you. - It's going to be purely-- - Analyze. - Purely between the white lines. So like no personality stuff. It's just going to be physical looks. - What about John C. Riley? - Ooh, that's a great one. - Yeah. - We were talking real housewives for a minute yesterday. Do you see who's that burning man this week? - No. - Bethany Frankel. I've never heard of him. - From which-- - Yeah. - Yeah, but burning man is going on right now. That's why I want you guys to do a rediscovering. - I want to go once. - I want you guys to do when they're so bad. - That would actually be pretty sick. - Don't they do like orgies? And I think they have a sex tent. But that's not-- - I feel like it's not too-- - You fucking a tent. - A little corporate. - Okay. - There's a lot of tech guys, a lot of older guys. - Elon Musk's brother is like hugely involved in it. He's always trying to like stage coups to take it over. - Yeah, tech guys try to feel something. - We were just filming to doing the most with Chef Donnie and we were in the middle of filming. He was like, wait, I gotta show you guys this. And he showed us a mid-orgy mannequin challenge. - What? - At Burning Man? - No, he just had it saying-- - He just had it. Where's like, dude, where's the hate seeing that? (laughing) - I'm curious, I'm curious. Oh, so everybody just frees his mid-bang. - It was like a pre-bang. - Oh, pre-bang. - It was a house of, literally, swingers, they were doing the mannequin down tits. - Okay. - I would like, like, like, mannequin, like, someone's dick and pussy. - Oh, would you? - Well. - I'm curious. - What? - Like, they're frozen with a wide, I don't know. I think that'd be cool. - It wouldn't have to be like a photo. - That's a picture. - It's a picture of porn. - You're probably on to that up if you want. - The whole point is like you're frozen, correct? - Yeah. - You'd like to see it. - I'd like to see it. - Can you, can your cocks stay hard? - Do you have the softest roll to stay frozen and a pussy or do you have a crust? - Me? - Yeah, you got a whale. - That would be so embarrassing for your pan, like, if you saw it straight. - That's what I'm saying, dude. - Let me hold it. - The rest of your body was frozen. - Yeah. - Where were they slipping? (laughing) - Fucking soft during the wait. And we have to do a retake. - No, that was good. (laughing) - Publish. - Please, no. - Did that guy just get soft in the mannequin challenge? - I forgot. - Yesterday we hit courtroom sketch and we-- - Oh, yeah. - We had to do it. - Oh, let's spin it. - Or you to be here. - And what, we-- - Do we know the laws? Can we just roll up to a courthouse? - I think you can. - I think so. - With an easel. - Yeah, I think you just go like traffic court. - I think you just skipped awesome one, right? - Yeah, we should do this. - Yes, absolutely, we should do this. - Well, one person we had to decide who's gonna do it. - Yeah, we gotta spin. I like this. - Just the will of names. Is it Gabby, or is it-- - I didn't look back there. - Oh, it's Gabby. - Gabby's back. - Hey, Gabby. - You didn't know her name? - I didn't know her name. I just called her name. I just said her name. - You said, is it Gabby? - What that is her name? - You knew her name. - Right, but what I didn't say is it Horatio. I said, is it Gabby? - No. - Wait, one span or what? Wait a second. Yeah, that's one span. - I mean, I'll do it, is it one span? I'll do it. - Somebody need to speak up there. - We didn't call it. - We have to call it. - I like a liminator. - All right, a liminator. I'll do it. - All right, well, that was under the assumption it was gonna be a liminator. - Oh, that's the way we always do. - All right, yeah, okay. All right, so keep me on those spin again. - God, your burger smells good. - Oh, yeah. Got two of them coming. This is who would actually know who would be great at? - No, Danny. Danny's is actually hard at all. - Oh, he's very good. - Oh, Nick is an incredible learner. - Yeah, Nick's won't wait. Do y'all just want to tell Danny? - No, no, no. Let's spin it. You gotta respect the wheel. - I don't. - What do you bring pastels? Like, what's the-- - I think it's whatever you want. - You know what I said, real hard work, right? - Yeah. - Good, now we get the music. - And then can we call up our leading shower? - Yeah. - Show where the final artwork is. - We're like, I don't think you should ever talk to him. - No, you're right. - Hey, what if you looked at the sketch for us? Yeah, what if? - Yeah, what if? - You fucking hate it up. - Yeah. - That's my favorite answer only, yeah. Yeah, what if? - Yeah, what if? - I want Kate to do this. I think you'd like it. - I'd like it. - I'd be a little self-conscious. - So can you just go watch court cases? - Yeah, it's public. I mean, some get shut down when they're big, high profile. But most of them are, hey, here we go. I ain't going. Trust me, I've seen some court proceedings. Shocking how many people can get in there, especially people that your dad might owe money to? - No way. - You've got a face on the way out of court? Yeah. I feel like you'd like jury duty. Am I right off face on that? - Me? - Yeah. - No, I would hate it. - Brandon would Dave and part my take to in books. Do you feel like you're next? - No, they're all famous. - Yeah, but your story is-- - Story is interesting, but I'm not famous enough to sell a book. - People write books all the time about that. - Yeah, but I think you just have a good book. - I mean, we prove that you don't have to write a good book. - Right, but you're famous. And your book is good. - You're famous at you. - I'm not famous, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying they're famous enough to sell books. The number one best seller is you can still be a successful author. - Yeah, you don't have to be number one. - I think I can write a good one, I just-- - I do too. You're a good writer. - Yeah. - You get the sports market. - I want it to be Dana. - You get the Southern market, you get the Southern market. - Dana? - I only wrote the sugar, yes. Southern market with books, isn't it? Is this a limit? - What is this? - This is seven. - Okay, let's do it. - Yeah, Brandon, you're fine being number two. Part of my take yesterday with Tom. - Yeah, I'm not sick of that shit, too. - Oh, no. - I have to sit there with him. - That's boring, motherfucker. - Is it sweet you have to piss yourself in court? - Yes. - No, you have to commit a crime and sketch yourself. - Oh, nice. All right, one, one. - No piss. - You thought we overdid it there, Brandon? - Yeah, what did you guys do to him? - Thank you for bringing me on the first couple. - Took me five years to get on part of my take. Now, every time I go, I have to pretend Tom for an L.A.'s worth the shit. - Well, he beat you. - Yeah, sure. I guess. - Two-one. - I beat him last year, you guys said nothing. - Well, you told us. You said, shouldn't I get something? And we're like, you know what? That's good criticism. - And next year when I win, I'm sure you'll do the same thing. - Two-two. - Wait, is it the loser or winner of this, does it? - They're not going to do the loser in this begin. - Go what? You don't think so? - No. - Is ESPN going to let you work for Mississippi? - Three-two, Dana. - I don't know. Simmons might, if I can put in bats for him. - Brandon. - Nice. - All right, I'm going to the fucking court. - No, this is the perfect guy to do it. - I don't think you overdid the comment. - Yeah, fine. - Yeah, but you did my pin tweet, I think, has the video of it. You guys tell me. - How do I find a court date that I can, how do I find this? - I just go to traffic, just follow Mikey Betz. (laughing) - I'll go draw Mikey Betz. (laughing) - I just, but Taylor's car, he'll eventually get it. - Yes, so Tom won. Last year, Brandon said that we didn't do anything. So this year, we're like, all right, Tom won. We got him a ribbon. - He's dedicating to all these-- - That's a beautiful thing, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Start the college football, we got your ring, too. So here's a ring, if you want, this is the ring ceremony, that's it. - No. - No, there's a card that comes along with it. - It's a squirrel. - Yeah. - It says, "Oh my God, you did it." - It's a fat squirrel. - Yeah. - It's a fat squirrel. - It's a very fat squirrel. - Congrats, oh wow, look at this. I got a lot of Chick-fil-A gift cards here. - Oh, these cards. - This is somebody, this is-- - Try, you know what? - $300 in Chick-fil-A. - I am, listen, I'm touched, I'm humbled. I am absolutely thrilled to be the number one college football expert here on part of my take. - Riverding. - But I'm also humbled. - Mm-hmm. - Yep. - And Brandon did get one team out of his 12 into the college. - You got a bunch, you got like three. - I'm gonna give you one of my Chick-fil-A gift cards. - Oh, that's very nice, you got to take it. - Oh, don't act like-- - Shit, where am I? Take it, take it. - I don't know if someone will take it. - This is, we did get-- (laughing) - You're trophy. So Tom, if you want to stand and actually look at the camera, we'll take a picture real quick. - Yeah, sure. - You with the trophy. So just look right into the camera. Okay. (claps) - All right, there's your candy. (laughing) - That's a picture. - So that's, that's all we, well, no actually, are you hungry Tom, 'cause we did, we also got you a cake. - Oh, a whole cake, it's also got a $1,000 cash, bro. (laughing) - Brandon, they would've done this if you would've wanted. - Yeah, definitely. - That's it. - There was so much confetti. Too much confetti. - Yeah, you did four more of those sticks. - Yeah, that was a lot of confetti. Took a long time. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Call us football, those back. - It's back. College football's back. - Brandon Walker calls football show tonight, six o'clock. - Are you ready for week one? - I am. We got an awesome interview tonight. You know Brooks Austin? - No. - He's a film guy, he's great. He's great. 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They make you put you in a position where you have to draft these 12 teams culturally biased culturally biased against me and put me in a position where what's what's your culture? What what's the culture that's being biased biased biased culture is culturally biased against me. So it is what it is and I'm sure I'll win this year I'll show up next year for my once-yearly appearance on part of my take. They'll like like oh I've never would not once a year by the way. What are you what are you doing here and I'm like I want and they're like so so you're supposed to win and then I'll be like what time when he did it and then they'll give time a thousand dollars for lose coming second to try to get better. It is a whole fucking cycle. No 1000s for winning two thousandths for second place. Yeah you think you will get to a point where do you ever root for Ole Miss to win this to win? No no no no no I'd rather I'd rather lose. How many people are you gonna block this year? Thousands you think? Yeah what thinks? Yeah I have to. What ball season's blocking season? Got a hell of an offensive line over BFW. I love that. Wait so what was the mincey thing he had some force? I don't know. Oh yeah he said he had some for the yak that'd be funny. Mincey! But he knew he did know he was called self-awareness. Oh geez that was fast. He was self-aware enough. Got a fascinating spring like oh my god. I don't think he thought it was that funny because he said to me got something for yak today if you need it in the second hour. Oh. It wasn't first hour funny. I did text him yesterday I do have an idea for him but that's I got to talk to him after the show. You have an idea for him? Yeah I was he gonna ruin that. Probably just fine. I don't know. Give him a perfect idea. Mince doesn't do ideas. Yeah. Anything planned by him. What do you want him to do? Behave? I still been laughing about that. Well the hate men seldom make history. What about Ben Mitch? It's so crazy his react to that whole thing. He was just like that wasn't that bad. Yeah. I would have thought about that for six months. He's been yelled at so many times. I know. I got up at 5 a.m. give him hell. Top clip of the week. That's what he told us. Oh okay. It's a great he lives a great life. Just his fuck-ups or job. I mean like really like that was the the DK race. It was good content then it's actually went like viral and trending because of him. His idiot. Unfortunately true. It's how it works. Yeah but would any of us want that to be us. Do you ever want to trend for that? I think it's just for the shirt. Maybe. Yeah. There is NWO Mince. Oh Mincey. It's over there. Is that a walking boot? I think so. What's going on with his fucking boot dude? What's up? So the boot update. I go back September 9th, which is next Wednesday. There's just a whole way your foot is still broken. I mean saw me sprinting down the highway and doing the push-ups and that's I feel like it's doing pretty good. Are you able to burn it down? Yeah. Yeah. So that's what I'm here to say. No way is this is still broken. I feel good. It feels 85-90%. She just told me you know it be careful like let it heal slowly. So stay in the boot. Okay. I have one thing to say and I'm staring straight at Brandon Walker for this. Oh, I know you know you were. You're working right in me. Yeah. Well problem is my eyes dart everywhere. I still want to wear. I have one mission this week. I have. You're not. You're going to get ready. I have one. I'm looking straight at Brandon. I just can't help. Am I closer? No. Okay. All right. I have one mission this week yet. All right. You might make 10 times as much money as me have probably 50. Yeah. More than that. 50 times the work ethic host host a million shows. I own a ton of property that I don't have. Yeah. But I still got the people and I'm going back to Nashville to bar still Nashville to reclaim my throne as the King of the Sundance South. That's my goal for this week. That's what it was. You don't have the people over me to see other people over me. In public. I don't know the people in Shreveport apparently we're going nuts. Well, I live there four years though. I hope it's okay. But this part of your neighbors came back now. You're you're sticking to claim as a King of the South right now. No, no, I'm not there right now. I got to go reclaim it. Oh, I got to go reclaim it because right now you got your big five year. You've kind of you know, I'm paying my respects. You've kind of nice. You know, you've kind of what you've kind of got me. I got to go back to the people and how do you reclaim it? How do you reclaim it? How do you we're going to just I mean, what's going to go down at bar still Nashville? We can just I mean, I can still host a hell of a party sounds almost illegal. We're going to keep it legal. We got all, but we got the official Miss alumni association party two to five Sunday. We got brunch with Chris Beard, Ole Miss basketball coach, 11 to 1, old school country music, Saturday, Marshall Henderson, Jordan Tommy, me, hosting college football day. And we got a real situation as long as the ribs pull this damn game off. The Titan Stadium's only eight minute walk the bar still bar that nine 30 or 10 p.m. The two a.m. Sunday night. This thing might pop off like some fireworks. So I'm ready. I go down there tomorrow, shout out to bar still Nashville for reaching out six months ago to host me because they were so excited about this weekend. And I plan on you know, we got we got we got to we got to reassert things here. But what a way to we kick off football weekend. All right. I can't wait for it, Miss. That was good. Thanks, Mincey. All right. All right. See ya. He's reclaiming it. I'll tell you what, he's right. That was hilarious. So wait, to reclaim it. All you have to do to me. Yeah, exactly. That was bad. We needed that. We needed that so bad. But all you need to know, man was that. King of the South is go to Nashville and have the time of your fucking life. Oh, go drink free. Go eat free. Yeah, brunch. Go hang out with your friends. He said he's hosting college football with Marshall Henderson. What's that mean? He's hosting all of college football. Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought out. Yeah. He's the host of college football this year. Eight minute walk. That's not eight minute. I'm not so. Yeah. 12 in a walking boot. You don't need anymore. Question. So Brandon, it's kind of just three down on you. He did through down the gauntlet. Um, last time he was down there, he said a 25 year old smoke show jumped into his arms. He said that was on on Roan.com. Wow. He's jumping. Wait, he's going tomorrow. The game Sunday night. Yeah, I guess, you know, just reclaiming a throne. Wait, who's, oh, it's Ole Miss first Louis Louisville. Yeah. And Nashville. It's the Sunday night game. One of the Sunday night game. You got to get, well, he's hosting college football is all Saturday. Yeah. If you're hosted college football, I can't say that I have streamed it. I've been to it. I'm not hosting it. Yeah. He's the grand Marshall of college football. I know that you're, you're kind of joking, but what the fuck is he talking about? Is he going to be on a mic inside the, the bar still bar just narrating it? How's he hosting? Do you think he was preparing that? Yeah. Yeah. I think. Oh, yeah. Finally. He wore the NWO shirt. And he stared right at Big Cat when he told me that. Is he getting too skinny? Yeah. His hair's getting too good. I, I think I'm going to be a little like, I don't, I don't want him that skinny. I don't know. Mints with six packets. Funny. Lifted up the shirt. Just shredded. Yeah. It is his hot boy or he is in his hot boy or he looks good. I know he does look good. Oh, Mincey. Mm-hmm. And Tate is following him for not this weekend. Oh, wait. Elis, okay. I'm going to fuck a really one eyes on this weekend. Yeah, burns it to the ground. What if I don't think it lines up. But what if Tate's on a Mincey trip when Tate loses one of his Ohio State Challenge? Oh my god. Who, who they playing week three? There's nobody. Yeah. Because they have Texas week two and then they come back to nobody. Youngstown State maybe. I'm excited for that Texas game. Oh, man, he's going to have to get, oh no, he's not getting branded. That's right. He's got to eat a bunch of burgers. Yeah. Who'd want to do that? Yeah. I saw some cat online say that burgers have the least variance in quality of any food. I saw that as well. Said the average burger is only 10% worse than the best possible burger. I don't totally disagree. I think I do. You can get a bad burger. I think there is a pretty big bit. I think pizza has a smaller variant. Oh, I don't know. That shouldn't have said that. There's some bad. Yeah, now I take it back. If you have like a really bad slice of pizza, you're right. What's up? Can you answer the question right now? What's the best burger you've ever had in your life? I don't know if I can answer that question. I can tell you the best pizza I've ever had in my life. Yeah. There's a place Red Hook Tavern. People say that. Brooklyn. Yeah, place was awesome. Okay. Awesome. I've had a lot of good burgers. I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, no, nevermind. The Tucker Duke in Niceville, Florida. But it does feel like burgers. You'd have to have like a Stephen Chai burger. But you still would eat it. You put it catch upon you. still eat it. You still eat bad pizza too. Yeah, I don't know, dude. When like I'm thinking bad pizza, I don't know what you guys think of bad pizza. I'm thinking like like way too much cheese. And yeah, soggy crust to watch pizza. I've ever had a Palm Springs. Yeah. Remember that guy we couldn't even hold it was like cold is to slide. Yeah, like a really crappy pizza. Couldn't grasp it in your ear. Couldn't grasp it. No crunch. But I don't say I won't finish that slice of pizza. I'll finish every burger. I won't finish every burger. If it's bad burger, I'm I'm I'll still finish it. But I think average pizza pizza is great and it doesn't get too much better. I can't remember a burger that I've been like, oh, no, that was incredible. Don't take it back. I'm thinking about it. I'm just gonna say a great burger and a great pizza are about equal. Yeah, they're both. But Big Cat, if you were doing this challenge with pizzas, would you get would you be as tired of pizza as you are of burgers? Yeah, probably. Okay. Anything too much of you get pretty sick of it, right? Steven, if you eat too much, do you get sick of it? Nope. Oh, from not true. Okay. How often is Dave? I know they're they're coming out every day, but like he's doing them in bulk, right? Where he's eating pizza? So he's technically not eating every day, but he's having whatever four or five slices a week, right? Correct. Well, no, yeah, he does he that goes on trips and he does like 10 reviews. What was the question? I think that was it. Yeah, I don't know what the question was. I'm thinking about this more, because it's like I will eat bad pizza too and just eat it and scarf it and think of like I think they might be the same. I think like the same. Yeah, pizza hut is fantastic. Yeah, pizza. That's really good. Pizza Hut's better than fast food burgers. Oh, yeah, that that I agree with. Yeah, 100%. Like Domino's or pizza hut, they're better than fast food burgers. Yes, you didn't have a Sonic in your town. Like, there's no Sonic is so different than actual Sonic. Sonic to Sonic sure. Well, I would say you can do any. I was gonna say five guys, but that's that's fine. That's that's But like if I go to ask casual, if I eat a Domino's pizza and I eat a what a burger burger, I'm still I think they're about to eat. I think I'd rather have Papa John's than Wendy's. Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out of doubt. Yes. Yes. We found it. We found it. I wouldn't. I would not rather have Papa John's. Yeah, We found it that you're exactly what I'd read. Wow. What Dana? Oh, I don't know what McDonald's and Papa Jones. Yeah. Now we're just doing that. But hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Take out the fries. I do Wendy's. Wendy's is delicious. Burgers take out the fries. McDonald's is Cheekco with the fries. Burgers. I think that's just a personal preference thing. I like what's the number one pizza chain in America? That's what you have to compare to McDonald's. Pizza Hut. Is it hot? Probably Domino's or hot. One of them. What's our sponsor source? That's what I've been rack 'em. I've been rack 'em. And I've been there all the time. Okay, so fights said something that it doesn't sound fat that it's stuck with me, but he once said that like you're not There's times when you're not in the mood for pizza, but you're in the mood for dominance. Yeah. No. I heard someone say that. Yeah. I think it will. Yeah. I don't think that's That's happening to me for McDonald's where I've been like I'm not in the mood for burgers, but I'm in the mood for McDonald's but like I know what he was saying and I agree with it like sometimes Domino's is like the only thing they Can hit the spot or pizza. I have certainly been not in the mood for burgers and been in the mood for McDonald's. I don't know, man. Yeah, I disagree with your chicken nuggets in front. I disagree with your very, very select personal opinion. I've been getting Big Mac sauce on my quarter pounders recently. Whoa. Hey, that's a fat thing. They let you do that. Yeah, they do. That's incredible. Possum on a Mac chicken. Great idea. I haven't thought of that. And then they're talking. My goodness. And then put that in the in between a Mac double. Jesus. Dana. Dana. All right. Back off line. She's not done. He's not done. He's about to add one more thing. Maybe dip it in a little sweet and sour. I had the Culver's Butterburger the other day. That would be the best thing on McDonald's menu. Yeah. Well, the last McDonald's are so good. Yeah. You guys get a fast food or fast casual burger. Do you add stuff to it once you receive it? Or is it just add what? Yeah, what do you mean? Teeth. Just add tea. That's a good tagline for a burger. Just add tea. Oh, just add tea. Put it on a fucking tea. Yep. God, you're at so good. What do you with this? Oh, that's a walkoff. I don't know. I didn't. As the only topping. Open up the direction. Dana, because it's already just got to eat it. Just tea. That's why we didn't. Damn, we had Tom and that joke. God, damn. What a show. I wonder if Tom still here. He's probably. No, I don't think you fucked it with us at all. He didn't like us. What if Tom was we just cut and Tom just has mouth under the soft surface. Let's spin the wheel. That was a great walkoff. Yep. Tom. Oh, fuck. Yeah, Tom. They're over the teeth joke already. Anybody watching their ribs? We'll cut back. Anybody? I'm out tomorrow. Kyle, you're out tomorrow. Dana, are you here? Yep. Maybe Eddie will be here. We'll figure that out. Yeah, I think he's back. No. Fuck. No, you guys said it. Enjoy it. It feels good to be off it. I bet. No, no, I enjoy. I have a meeting with my playing guy and then I feel right to volleyball. I'm pretty mad at you, by the way. Who? You? Me? Yeah. Why? When we get down to the final wet and is one person and it hits and you say, let's do it again. You think you know everything? Yeah. You don't know who it is. Me? You will tie the scissors. Yeah, Kate's off. Dana's got to be on. Come on. I've never gone wet. Oh, it's. Oh, excuse me. All right, who's on? Okay, he's got to find the only specific wheel under 7,000 files. I do have wheels for everything. Maybe she just brings up the normal one and we just tell her, her's off. Who's off? Kate's off. We're creating it. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh boy. Eliminator. Hey, Brandon, you're still on it. Yeah. I'm. He tried to get off. Yeah. Well, you're letting other people volunteer. You wouldn't let me volunteer that day. She's drawing the plane meeting. Me today. Oh, stop. Oh, oh, you're not allowed to laugh. You're not allowed to laugh. I was thinking about the. All right, fair enough. Violently fair. All right. Oh, that's going to be one of those ones where I close my eyes to sleep tonight. Yeah, I get it. I might make my wife rewatch that. Watch the whole episode for that. You know, wait, it's coming. It's coming up. The bus part's coming. I'm up one nothing. I'm up two months. I'll pee like four times in the show. Would P pants count as final what? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's a it's a wet. It's you one. It's the most pure wet. You're right. Two two oh. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Three, two. Yeah. I kind of I think I'm rooting for myself to get wet so the brand has to stay on the wheel. (phone ringing) - Guys, you all leave and we gotta yeah. - Three. (laughs) So mag-bound. (audience applauds) - Oh, man! - Wait, is that me? Where are you at? - Me, what? - Oh. (audience applauds) - This is gonna be hilarious. It's gonna be pretty funny. (audience applauds) - You've never been wet, Dana? - Never once. - Never once? - Not once. - And your life? - Nope. - Huh. - Dry ass, old, old Dana almost came in there for a sec. - Did he? - Yeah. - Sorry. - I'm married, Dana. (laughs) - Yeah, yeah, I felt, I felt it getting closed. - It was a walk-aligned, yeah. - I felt it walking the room. (laughs) What'd you say, would you tweet last night after surviving the walk-aligned reunions? Never gonna say that today, yeah. It still happened, it'll happen. - Yeah. - It is weird to record something four months ago and then have to relive it again. - It is, people are very mad at me. - We had a two-minute conversation in the hall and then it hit four months ago. I'm sure he and I haven't thought about it since. And then it just relives. - That was pretty dumb thing to me to say, to be fair. - Yeah, but like-- - But like, it was a panic. - $250,000 loan on it. - Yeah, it was a hell-marry. It was a hell-marry of all hell-marries. - And it was dumb as fuck. - Yeah. So finale is Monday night. Surviving Barcelona, right Monday night, Liberty? - Monday night, I don't even wanna talk about it. - Yeah, no, I don't either. - I'm afraid to say anything. - Yeah, so that's why people who probably want us to talk about it, we're both scared. - I talked about it mostly, it was just one of those things that I freaked out in the moment because I felt like I had, there was just, there was nothing I could do. And they did make us wait two hours. - And that was tough. - And I was just like, I started the week knowing I didn't have a chance to win, but as we got closer and closer and closer and I felt like I was pulling off the strategy, I wanted to pull off, which was fading into the background, not making any noise and at the end, maybe just kind of slide through the side door. And I thought I was pulling it off pretty well and then just ran up against a wall that couldn't be penetrated. - Yeah, here's my question. - If it wasn't me, Marty and Glenny that had the idols, say it was anybody at this company that people love, would people be as mad? - No, no, because I think, I think there's a combination that Glenny doesn't work here. - Glenny doesn't work here. - Marty's, let's be honest. - Marty's wife on. - Yeah, you're not the most likable trio. - You might be collateral damage in this. - Yeah, there's also the combination of, even if we got to the final five, there were three idols there, right? And then you gave him your, and then you had immunity from the challenge. So five people, the fact that they put, there were two more out there, right? There was the Hannah idols she didn't get and there was, the fact that there was an opportunity for there to be that many idols at that point in the game when it should have been a handage point, it should have been the point for everybody to be either-- (laughing) Oh my goodness, the headlights are on. - Why don't you get that? - Sure. - Sheesh. - Why? Did you have that shirt on the whole time? - It's gracious. - The nips look good. (laughing) - All right, that's the thing. - That's the thing. - That's the thing. - Let's go. (laughing) ♪ In the air ♪ ♪ In the air ♪ ♪ In the air ♪ ♪ In the air ♪ ♪ Yes, time to talk, talk, do it ♪ ♪ And get far into the air ♪ ♪ In the air ♪ (upbeat music) Thanks, guys. Go watch "BarcelopterDark" at 4.