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I could take a tap. No, if you tap my ball. I could tap with a linger. You ever had a tap with a fingernail? Yeah, one of these. Oh my god. No, okay. I'm talking this. I'm talking back here too. Not even the soft side, not even open palm. They go, yeah. No, you're getting nuts. No, no, no, no, to screw. No, to screw. No, to screw. No, to screw combo is crazy. I've seen a video dude masked up bound at a parking lot. What the? Oh my god. God, but he loved it, dude. And then I think I have to say he was like, oh, yeah, you know, I might get to that point. I'm not afraid of God. I won't be able to look at my wife and my wife's. She's not doing that. I really want you to put on a combat boot. Stop my nuts. Do you know what my wife's response to me? She's like, I want you to sleep in the living room tonight. I don't want you in this room. You'll probably leave you. No, no, no, no, she wouldn't leave if we can't shut back. She'd both can't pack the car up. She can't pack the other guy. No, she wouldn't leave. She might be upset. She's not leaving. She's not. She's not. You know what I like. You know what I love about you is you always make the rich jokes at me. And then you go and say some stuff like that. I'll never. It's for my wife. And that is a very deep cut joke that we established together. And she knows it's fun. Dog, everybody's talking and 205 legendary episode episode in the rant. You went on about my stoke and like the rich. I was. I think God saw that. And he was like, OK, we'll see how rich paid is. I got my water cut off in my house. Just randomly. Oh, Bob, you talk about in bears. Oh my God. The city and my friend or any dude said, he looked at me. He turned off my water and the thing. Like what's the little sewer thing? Yeah. And I was like, Hey, you're going. No, no, no. And then you made sure that you made eye contact when you put that lock on you. Yeah, you ever have to go to city hall to get your water turned on. And you know how embarrassing that is to talk to a lady through a glass pane with. There's like 80 people in a waiting room. You're like, a lot of them are trying a lot of them are there for like civil complaints. Like, man, money my water. Somebody came by the house. Turn my water off. She was like, can't hear you. What? You know, sir, speak up. I go. Somebody came through my house. Turn off my water. One more time, sir, little louder. I got water. Just wanted everyone else to hear that stink man right here. I really like you mother. You are at my house with my water guy turned off. Yeah, I had to piss for over an hour. And I'm a decent human being and I decided not to until your water was reestablished you on the other hand. Yeah, you got back home. Son to turn my water off. Honestly, does anyone here answer the phone? Does anyone here answer the phone? I mean, my God, I was there. I talked to them. They said, yes, I called you. I called you. I called you. I called you. No answer. Phone would pay need help. No one answers the phone. And I said dog. It's on vibrate. I'm unpacking your clothes. He's like, bro, dude, shut up. Get away from me. And you go right to your bathroom. Yeah. And I hear you. I go, is he? He can't be pissing. I was bigger. I just tried to sink. Water's not back on yet, bud. I don't give us. It's my house. I'm talking dense stream. God, you must have drank about half gallon. It's something. Why do you reether? Figure that out. Big port. Yeah, I got a wide urethra. Is that fact? Yeah, I got to look that. I mean, they said you could stick a twinkie in there. I mean, dude, you ever had a thick urethra? Never once. Dude, I got a, I got like a, like a little spy hole. It's like nice and small. Like it gets the job done. I can pee on any tube. I mean, clearly they can, they can still get out. I got a kid and no one on the way. Yeah. So everything's functional, but it's real nice and tight. Yeah. I wouldn't want to loose urethra. No, I got no, no, you gotta get a little bit. You gotta lose battle. You gotta lose battle around there. You pee. It's like. There's enough space. The force of your life. - Your piss is coming out. It's like, yeah, yeah, I got, I mean, I spit out piss. I mean, it's like-- - No, okay. We're on piss because you talked about that. - Well, we're telling the story about how I peed in my thing and it's smell-- I'm saying you're gonna get there. - That's exactly what I was going. Now we need to address it. Now I don't know if this is the proper space in front of the world, but I love you. So I'm gonna do it on this platform. And let's just hope that we can get to, maybe a solution. - I'll answer your piss, right? Smells like a used car lot. And I'm talking about like cash for cars. Hey, your car was in a flood. We're gonna give you $90 for it and they have a thousand of those. - That's what you're expecting. - My piss was in Katrina. - And I don't understand it 'cause you've been on a health kick. That is-- - It's not funny. - It's not funny. - It's funny because it hurts. It's funny because it's real. - It's 'cause it's over. - Oh, dude. I still, to this day, robbed a hand point in New Orleans. - Hand point. - I got robbed a hand point. - Oh, yeah. - No weapon. - He said, give me that. - I said, yes, you do. - I said it, but you want more? (clapping) You're, you're, you're right. You know, metal, recycle, all that shit, right? But the thing that doesn't click for me, you're eating better. - Right. - You've cut down on other things. You're back being active, physically active and the gym and stuff. Your whole life is like on this linear health kick. Yet you're, you're in. Is smelling like you are infected. - No, and honestly, my urine does smell metallic. You know, CJ lives with me. - It is terrible. - And he said, he gagged when he went into the bathroom after me. I flushed in everything. Now that urine that I had whenever my water got cut off, it sat there and marinated. - That shit was like in a petri dish. - It took up the whole bottom floor. - Bro, we went, he pees. I go, dog, you don't have water. He's like, I don't give this to my house. I was like, too shaked. - Yeah. - So then we're going back, open in boxes, like 20 minutes later. We end up back in your bathroom. 'Cause we're going to your closet. And I literally was, I was overwhelmed with disgust. - You know me, too. - I went, I was like, it was like a, like a D-shon, honey mustard almost. Like you took honey mustard and put it on like a shield. That was urine urine. - I have a hypothesis that these are statement about health. I think, health in general. - I think the more I've taken care of my body with healthy foods, exercise and water, my body has been deteriorated. (laughing) And I think my body is not made for health. - And I think it's like, it thinks it's like, good stuff for you is so foreign to your temple now for 20 years of destroying it. That's like, we got to fight it off. - Yeah, exactly. - We got to fight it off. - Yeah, exactly. - Where's the grease? Where's the soil at green? - Where's the red 40, you know what I mean? - You eat a banana and it's like, shut it down. It's like, shut it, I close the doors. You're just like, oh (laughing) No, it's like, I started eating healthy. I got sick three times. And that's also an immune system problem. I have the immune system of like, dude, it's bad. - No, you have the immune system of a. (laughing) I just like, in every way, shape and form. - Yeah. - You're pretty healthy, but you and it's your mental. It's your mental, but it goes back to the body. It's probably, it's, you want you eat a good turkey club. - Yeah. - It's like, no, sums happen to us. Like, we're dying. - I think there's a science behind that people that aren't live unhealthy might live longer. Like, you see those like, healthy like bodybuilders and like, marathon runners, they'll transition quicker. But then healthy bodybuilders. - I'm just saying people that are healthy lifters, like they, they're life is exercise and marathon. They'll, you know, transition, like at an early age which is crazy. But then you'll meet people like my grandpa, who's racist and old, you know, who's smoking cigarettes for 90 years. And he's still around, just, say, - He'll be honest, we're climbing rip in the world. Rip in marble lines 'til he's 104. - He goes, he's. (laughing) - You know what I'm saying? - Got a roll call. - I think there's a science about you live longer if you're unhealthy. And I, you know, I want to go take an elementary school tour and be like, you like? - No, no, I was about to say we can't spread that to you. - No, I'm not telling you to do it, but I'm saying if you want to live longer, that's probably what you should do. - You want to know the craziest part this week, this past weekend in Oklahoma. I went in a bathroom stall and I dude came up, old guy came up right next to me, you're an epist. And we're just talking laughing 'cause I've seen him before. And he goes, "Oh, how you been?" I was like, "Oh, good." I was just, I was like, "Good, how are you?" He goes, "Well, man, I'll tell you what." (sighs) I was like, "Two deep breaths." I was like, "What the fuck, you about to tell me?" He goes, "If I were to know when I was going to be around this long hill, I would've took a little bit better care of my body." He goes, "I've been smoking for years." He goes, "And sometimes breathing just kind of gets to you now, but. " "Hey, I'll see you out there." He just flushed and I was like, "What in the fuck?" No, I do, I'm not gonna say that. He goes right with your theory. Yeah. 'Cause bro, you gotta think, especially like, especially your grandpa, nothing healthy about him. You're McDonald's and cigarettes all day every day and pure hatred. And hatred keeps you alive. Can't I say you're going? It's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. But it's his reaction. Like Pierce is gonna live a long time here. Pierce is gonna live two hundred and twelve. Yeah. Pierce is gonna live a long time here. But I did move. I did move houses this weekend. It was fantastic. Congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Sincerely. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. Cool house. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. It's a cool house. Hey, he's like CJ's going up the stairs. I go outside It is not right. He's like the best dog you could ever have no he's a cat I mean, he's just weird and looks at you in the corner. No, if we're being honest, he just very he's like that bald nut set cat Yeah, that's what CJ is and he's like you know cats don't know you could put him down. Oh, yeah, he doesn't know I could put him down At any time I take him to euthanization just Little some in his syringes hell you sleep 11 hours night wouldn't be that hard anyway So we were we were packing our unputt No, no, hey, hey, just talk to him. Talk to him real quick. Hey, how's it going? How's it going? I was unpacking right in my new house and you know my house is vastly bigger than my last one Big house I mean, I mean there's there's literally there is Hey, there's there's five in an office with a closet and then there's another room and then there's a Awesome This house is awesome You deserve it, yeah, he does it by you, but it's no see that see that deserves room He deserves his room that he has he does he got a bigger bathroom now his own bathroom connected to the room Low-key the room's a little bit bigger - no, yeah a little bigger room. Anyway, got that cool little porch. Anyway, anyway We were I had to buy more furniture, and so this is my first time buying a dining room table Right when you're building furniture like a dining room table What do you build first the chairs or the actual table the table? And that's what he said and that's so wrong That's so right incorrect what you literally just said when you're building you're dining room table What do you build first the table or something else? You build the table. That's what you're building the table. No, so you build it No, it's just strap up you put your heart hat on and you build the table You're you're not good at four-play. Are you set? No, I'm a four-play king. I'm a four-play king Sometimes I mean my wife said you have 14 fingers. Don't you? No, I mean it's like battleship I'll be hitting a six and G4 all the same time all the same time She goes god Let me go ahead and sink it now. I'm over like this. Let me sink that shit. Let me get you It's like it's like Bruce Almighty. He looked down. There's nine fingers on it. That's me during four-play I'm in health You want me to go full on hands right hand to the Lord? We have four plays so good one time. We even do the real act Divided and conquered and four-play is done is done Oh You thought you thought bad your head rubbed your belly's hard I mean, I mean you deserve us all the way eight that taco man. Oh god. Yeah, I did let me find out I think you take me for a spin. You can take me first, man. I just tasted blood. Oh Okay, well yeah back to the table with the reason I brought a four-play is because you got to warm you yourself up with the chairs. You got to warm up your fingers and your philanthropies. You don't want to go to the big dually, you don't want to just put it in, you got to warm it up. - Hey, it's a power drill. - You're like hammer and chisel. Like you're making out of granite. You got to warm up. You let it go. It's no, well, I don't get my furniture from, you know. - Oh, if you're gonna say you have an Allen wrench, then that's fine. - No, I don't. - I have a drill, but my table weighed 280 pounds. - That's fine, my table is heaviest. - Dude, you go piece by piece by piece, then you probably need someone to flip it over. - You know what, you need the chairs? And so you can have someone to sit on while you're building the main thing. That's, that's so dumb. - Why? - So you, okay, when you build it, oh my god. When you build the table, you're building out in the middle of the air like this. You're like, what do you mean? You sit on the floor. You gotta sit on, I didn't, is an empty house. - Okay, so let's rewind 10 seconds. - Right, so. - Yeah, build the chairs so you can sit on the chairs to build the table. - You're right. - You had just said you're on the floor. - If I didn't do the table. - If I didn't do the chairs first, yeah, I would be sitting on the floor to do the table. And no one wants to sit on the floor to do the table. You want to sit on the chairs to do the table. - So answer me this, right? You're in a chair up here, right? - Yeah. - Little high chair. - Yeah. - The table top is more than likely face down on your floor. - Face down. - And you gotta connect the what? - The legs or the base, however, it's set up. - Yeah. - You have a really nice table while I love that. - Thanks so much. - Now back to it. - You gotta connect that to the table top, which is all the way on the ground. So how do you think it is beneficial to be up in the air and going, when you gotta be all the way down there, you can't, what is this? I got people with my three, no long Phillips head. - What are you gonna do during this? (laughs) It's all the way down there, you're like, oh, little to the left. What are you gonna do? It's like, right, right, it's down there. (grunts) What are you gonna do during a break? - Dog, that's the thing, when I move, I don't take breaks. - Really? - Now that, now I just said, we talked about kinks. That is something, I don't know where I got that from. Maybe from Mike Kennedy, if it's time to move someone in, you'd think I'm like a, you'd think I'm like a, you'd think I'm like a troglodyte, like way back in the day. - What? - It's like a cave dweller. You'd think there's no societal rules on me. Like, it's sun up to sun down, I'm working. - I know, that's the only space in your life where you're like that, and it's almost to a detriment whenever we move, 'cause you didn't help me move. I will go until, until I'm done. Like, I don't care if I'm moving, you in. - Yeah. - I walked into your room, I whipped out a box cutter out of my (bleep) draws. I started opening a box and I said, what's this? - Yeah, but then, now instead of box, he's being neatly put together everywhere. You just had stuff all over my counters and my floors and I didn't like that. - Now hear me out, people. This is why you need a came in your life. - Peyton, we love him to death, he's very much. - Oh, I do, we don't need to do that right now. Oh, that's gonna go in my studio, but it's gonna go up later. - Like all this (bleep) right? Me, I'm gonna walk in your home. I'm gonna open every (bleep) box you have. - You're invasive. - But listen, hear me out. - What is there a higher chance that you will put it up? Sitting on your counter, that you're like, (bleep) It's really just you got to go in one of those drawers, or an unopened taped box sitting in the corner. - You're being you, that box is gonna be there for a (bleep) I physically saw, I saw the hoodie. I saw the hoodie from the House of Highlights thing. That was like, year, it was, we're about to hit Mark Spannis again right now. That was from last year, it was plastic wrapped. It's just sitting there. I've worn that hoodie and I've just started to (bleep) fade. And that bitch is in the plastic. - Okay, but who are you to tell me how I want things done in my house? You're invasive species. - You're invasive, you just need to be better. Just a little bit, just a little bit. - I know, I just know you, I know my paid it, if I, if I, - No, you don't know me. And that's ego-tistical and it's a little demanding and commanding, it's the George Washington you. It's the name, it's how your native people are. I mean, y'all colonize, you take over the trap. - Okay, you wanna talk about ego-tistical. He used cardboard, cardboard moving boxes for his dirty clothes. That is prideful in (bleep) - What am I supposed to put my dirty clothes in? - A trash bag or leave it in the hand for you to go idiot. - Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. - Put up, put up. - Maybe put your green shoes in your red pants. - What? - No, George, you can't, you have those 11 loads. You have those 11, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I told Sarah, 9th grade, you're a high school. - I told Sarah, and we get off moving after this, but I told Sarah, do not throw those shoes away. Those were my first pairs of 11s and I got them in high school. I have like high school like underwear that I still keep. - That's what the (bleep) - Why? - A social attachment, like there's certain things in my life that I have memories in those drawers, a lot of 'em, and I can't throw that away. Like I remember that, I remember that. (laughing) - You remember that? - No, you got, you got, yeah, you were (bleep) you got, you have to get rid of that. - No, there's just certain things in my house that I know I don't need, but I cannot get rid of. I think it's like maybe is that hoarding? - I don't think that's the definition of hoarding. - Hordes don't have emotional attachment to their items. - I think they have emotional attachment to everything they touch. - Really? - That's why it becomes a horde. It's horde, minion horde, six elixir. Drop that one arrows for three elixir, takes it out and now you're up three elixir. - Speaking of homes, do you ever watch an extreme home makeover? - Move that bus, move that bus, move that bus. - And move it, it's like (screams) they had a, you weren't talking about an army, they're 70 people working on house. - You know that show is like Loki evil, right? - Oh, no, I don't even know if I'm prepared. - No, there's documentaries about how that show is evil. - There's documentary, how, okay, I really don't know if my heart can take this. - No, they (beep) to these people. That show like ruin these people's lives. - You're (beep) - Yeah, no, it's awful. What they would do to these people. And now I don't, I don't, no, no, no, no, no, no. This isn't conspiracy? - No, no, no, no, there's a documentary. I'm with the people sitting in dark rooms, well lit. Talking about, I'm still suffering. - You're kidding. - Okay, so I'm gonna give you like the cliff notes version 'cause I don't know the extreme details of it, but I just, it came across my four-year page. - Oh my poor little heart. - So basically, basically the show, if you don't know my extreme home makeover, or extreme home makeover. - I think it's an extreme home makeover. - If you don't know what extreme home makeover is, basically it was the show back in the day, is where they would take these impoverished people. - Yeah. - That, you know, there's, just bad living conditions. - There was no, there was struggling. - Oh yeah. - Like the whole, like if you were like check to check, like they had kids, they couldn't feed them, their house was run down, it was typically like families of like five or six, like mom and dad, and like four kids, water heater broken, AC out. - Sleeping on the floor. - Yeah, like very bad living conditions check to check. And so what they would do is they would come to these people's houses and be like, hey, we're gonna move you out of here. You can't see this house, but we're gonna give your house an extreme home makeover. - And then they would bring them back to their neighborhood. - They would, it seemed like Disneyland. - Yeah, it was like, it was like five days. - They put them on a little bit of family vacation, and then they'd bring them back. - And so then they would bring them back and there'd be a big truck in front of the house so they couldn't see. - They had a charter bus. - Yeah, and they'd be like, move the bus, whatever. And so they would move it, and they would see their new mansion. - Yeah. - Like nice home with an aquarium and a pool, just extra for no reason, but it's very, very nice. - This lady that had her house, she was like, I'm still paying for all that. She was like, they didn't give me money. They just built me this multi-million dollar house and gave me the property tax. I still, she's like, I'm struggling more. - She was like, I still make $500 a month. And she was like, I have gotten so many past new bills that I am hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. And she's like, dude, no, it's evil. They made me in there and be like, hey, I know your broke is f*****. I'm gonna give you this mansion. You figured out. That's what they would do to these people, bro. And not only that, not only that, you know how like, some people like you succumb to my apartment or came to my old house, like fans, right? - Yes. - These people's address was on national television. - Oh, I didn't even think of it. - And they would show the whole lay out of the house. They say my house got broken into twice a month. - Oh, my God, dude, dude. - Oh, no, no, that hurts me. 'Cause I thought that show was heaven. - Yes. - I thought they'd come in. They'd take this little poor little f*****, mom and pop and chef and brother family, send the f***** to Walt Disney for a week, come back nice pad. - No, it's life is better. Everything is up from here. - It's genuinely evil. Because they would be like, I had to take out loans to pay the mortgage on this house that they built me that I didn't want in the aquarium. I wanted heat. That's all I wanted. And they said, and they showed the whole floor plan in what's in every room. People just came in and took it. - Oh, okay, that's the f***** funny part. - My phone's speaking. - What video's playing? - Is that a video of us in college? Is that me? A video of us in college in a year and a half. Playing on your phone right now. I don't even open Snapchat. I don't use Snapchat. If I didn't have members on that, I'd be gone. - Can we put the video on screen? Is that me? Can I see that? - You're in that video of my god. Where's it you? There's not a f***** here on your f*****. - Why were we all in, oh my f*****, oh my f*****. Wait, I don't know what else is there. I don't know what's next. - Oh f*****. - Put that on the screen. If I don't, it's fine. - Yeah, it looks like there's a crystal in it. (laughter) - Oh, camera. - Let me see. - What are you grabbing at? (laughing) - Cam, it's blue, green, orange, black. (laughing) No, I don't know how you got to see it. - No, I don't know how you got to see it. It's not what I'm gonna get you. - No, no, it's like I'm (beep) G.O. Digging. - Whoa! - Wait, how many years ago does that say? - Seven. - That might have been the conception of it. It might have been, it might have been their conception. - Well, I just wanted to say, that was my extreme home makeover. That was the dog that is even. - It's insane. - How did, okay, but my thing is I always thought, wait, so you know what makes it even worse? Double, that doubles down on the evil. - Yeah. - Is that show definitely made prop, like made some money. - Million dollars, they had to pay for it. They had to build outfits. - Definitely made some money. - Yeah. - It was aired for years. - Yeah. - Still television. - Yeah, if you-- - They said, y'all, we're keeping, - Oh, the breach. - I feel like there's gonna be some Netflix documentary about it soon 'cause they just made one about Tyra Banks, old show, they made one about my biggest loser. - I used to, I made this next top model. - Yeah, I don't know why I was like heavy invested in that. - Oh, it's Tyra Banks. I watched the, Tyra Banks. - Who wouldn't? - Tyra look good. - She looked great. - But I'd watch her with my grandma though, and she was still, grandma knows what looks good, looks good, no matter who you are. - Why, why did Ty, okay, I understand we were young boys and fair mones, there's, (beep) - Flown around, but why were we all, I mean, we just got three, I'm talking consensus, yes. - Well, Tyra Banks looks great, I mean it's, I mean, but there's other people that looks great that didn't care about their field of work. Oh, well, can't, at that point, I was so into finding myself. I mean, Bivo got the worst of it, you know what I mean? My little stuff to Bivo. So, you know, do you know what I mean? Tyra Banks was gonna get it done, you know what I mean? I was going a pound down on a mascot, you know what I mean? I mean, I'd be-- - If you were, if you were, you remember 'cause of that top bottle. No, I'm a cow. - No, it was definitely got me there though. I wasn't, too, but I was like, it made me figure things out. - Oh, woo. - It made me figure things out. - Oh, woo, woo, woo, woo. - Come here, Bivo. My mom would walk in a room and be like, why is there stuffing everywhere? - Oh, God. - Addbreak. (laughing) - You should know podcast. - All right, Pete, I always see people on TikTok talking about maturing is realizing, maturing is realizing this, maturing is realizing that. - I do see that as well, yes, on TikTok. - So I compile the list for us. And we're just gonna go down top to bottom. And I'm gonna see if you agree with my statements that maturing is realizing. - Okay, so you're gonna have a list of maturing things. - Some might be hot taste, but it's definitely a maturing thing. First one. Maturing is realizing that blue chips of hoys were always better than the red ones. - Wait, wait, hold on, time out, time out, time out. - Blue chips of ho-- I don't know what that means. I don't know what a blue and red chips of hoys. - Chips of hoys, the cookie, right? - Did you, were you a kid ever? - Yes. - Were you a child? - Here's the cookies, right? - Your Benchman button. - Chips of hoys. - Yes, chip of hoys. - It's pirate. - What? - That's Captain Crunch. - I'm not joking. - It's Captain Crunch. - Chips of hoi, I'm blanking. I don't know what chips of hoi are. - I know the name. - You like arguably the biggest cookie outside of Oreo. - No, I know the name. I know the name. So it's a little cookie like, yay big. - Yes. - I only made red cookies. - I go on next week's episode. - Are you out of your ****? - I don't think I've ever had a chips of hoi. - 'Cause I don't know what red and blue chips are. - You know now, so now chips of hoi. I don't even know if they have a little mascot. Might be a cookie with eyes, but chips of hoi, you know them. - Yes, I've heard the name. - So blue is just chocolate chip and it's crunchy. - Yeah. - When we were children, they have red ones. Chocolate chip, but it's chewy. - Oh yeah, no, no. I came under Michelle Obama's food plan. I didn't get those. Yeah, no, she had vegetables in my school. You're thick **** had the chips of hoi. - I wasn't even at school. - This is Walmart or Kroger HB. - Yeah, no, I never, I'm so sorry that I'm not participating well. I've never had a chips of hoi. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never had a blue and red chocolate. - Did you have a blue one? - I don't know what that means. No, I don't know what that means. Maybe if I got it for like Halloween or something. I mean, I'm like flabbergasted, too, that it's big of a deal. - That's like me telling you like, that's like me saying mature, drill eyes and die coaks better than regular Coke. You go, what's Coke? Like it's, I mean, it's, no, it's not that big of a deal. I would, I would, I'm not exaggerating. I would venture to say, is that crazy? Coke is higher. Coke is definitely higher. You can ask 100 people. - Coke is higher because we live in a city. So I mean, that's true. - Coke's higher. - Oh, I shouldn't play that again. - It's huge, it's huge, it's huge, it's thin though. But Coke is higher, 100, Coca-Cola. It's 100 out of 100 people. They understand. - Everybody knows the Coca-Cola is. I'm not exaggerating, that's sort of got in this building. - You know, I'm talking old heads, too. If I go, do you know what Chipsa Hoy is? - I know what Chipsa Hoy is. I've never had it. - Am I the only one struggling? You keep saying you know what it is, but you've never had, you don't know what it is. - I know the name. - Your own record saying, I know Chipsa Hoy, but I don't know what the blue red is. I know Chipsa Hoy, I know what it is, but I don't know what they are. Like I've watched like I have, like Riddle, like I know Lord of the Rings is. I know what that is, I've heard the name. I couldn't name a character except for Goblin Door, whatever it's name is. - I don't care, don't you dare do that to my beloved series. Goblin Door. - Yeah, and now she'll not pass at all that. - I'm trying to my pranches. - Yeah, so he was finding the bell wrong. - Yeah. - And he's the light of our door. - He's like, dude, I, dude, oh, dude, do you hear that? - No! - Wow, do you hear that? - Ask me, ask me, what do you hear, Pee? Oh, that (bleep) crying out there. Anybody hear that? - Anytime you talk about that. - This is, I mean, what a (bleep) start. - Yeah. - No, I'm bringing you cookies next week. - I don't like cookies. - Oh, I'm ready to (bleep) - Hit something. - Wow. - Wow. (laughing) - The hell was that? - I like cookies. I like cookies, but I like homemade cookies wrapped in plastic. Like this looks like an egg ball of coke. - Oh, you bougie (bleep) - I don't like that. - Homemade cookies. Like you had time to buy (bleep) eggs and flour. - No, no, no, no. My girl does. (laughing) - Okay, we're just gonna keep it peddling. - Yeah. - Holy (bleep) - Like that expression. - Mature. - Let's keep it peddling. - Grow up. - Matureing is realizing that spicy food isn't a flavor. It's a pain tolerance scale. - Yes or no? - Ooh, that's cooked. And that's white. And that's a really white thing to say. It's definitely a flavor. Spice is flavor. Like spicy seasonings? You haven't heard of spicy seasonings? - Spicy seasonings. I'm talking the (bleep) that you torture me with. - Well, no one eats that. - No one like eats that. Are you talking about like Sriracha? - No, Sriracha is very mild. I'm talking about when someone goes, dude, come over. We're having the UFC fight in my (bleep) death-hop and narrow wings. - Oh yeah, enough. - That's, no, I feel like the same people that eat that extremely spicy food are the same kids in middle school that would wear like tank tops when it's 20 degrees outside. - Oh yeah. - It's not even cold out here. - Oh yeah, it's something. - They listen to SoundCloud rappers, you used to say. - Yeah, and they flip their eyelids. Like those are the same people. (laughing) People that eat extremely hot foods. We're the same kids that flip their eyelids. Like that's, like you're not cool. You're kind of scaring us. We're like American Eagle jeans, but then the Adidas slide. - Oh my god. - And flip their eyelids and do the double joint elbows. Like you look demonic, not cool. Like you know what I mean? No one likes you. - You know what I mean? Oh, oh my god, the worst part, they always stood at a right five foot two. - Yeah, dude, look at them boot your little (bleep) - Yeah, what is your home life like? - Oh my god. - I was like, oh my god, get a (bleep) (laughing) - I have a good, ah. - No, I haven't been curious about those people. I said it, they're either dead or in jail. All those people, or eating spicy foods. - Okay. Maturing is realizing that nostalgia is a hell of a drug and Tobin McGuire is actually the worst Spider-Man out of the three. - Oh, that's a hot take. - That's a (bleep) and you don't come to the right side. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. - That is a fact. Tobin McGuire is the worst one out of the three and you know it to be true. - If Tom Holland's clearly the best, McGuire feels better so Tobin's the worst. - Okay, okay. Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man. He's the most accurate Spider-Man. Just how he acts is age, first of all, exactly. - Now, Tobin is OG. - Tobin is OG. - OG, give a (bleep) that's the point, the nostalgia is a drug. - If he wasn't, if he was, if he was very murdered, he's strong around times. - Cute. - If Tobin wasn't 43 when he made the movies, then it would have been different, right? - But then that's a whole, that's not real. - Tobin is so good. - You have to take what is real in front of us. He was good 'cause it was the first live action Spider-Man that we had. - Yeah, okay, but Andrew, Andrew, he got bad scripts. If Andrew would have gotten good scripts, he would be the best Spider-Man ever. - I mean, the way his body moved in that suit. - Yeah, I mean, give me that little British. - He's British? - Yeah. - We have two British Spider-Man's. - And 60 years old, who? - Andrew Garfield, he's like 60. If Andrew Garfield's 60 years old, I will get butt ass naked right here. If Andrew Garfield is 60 years old, the world's gonna see all of me. - I don't know if he's 60, but he's like about to be 50, I think. - He's 42. - Thank you, Pierce. - He's 42, he doesn't look 42. - 42 to 60. - I mean, once you get there, I mean, you're all on borrowed time. - No, 42 is good for time. - No, if you don't think Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever, you don't know movies, or nostalgia is a hell of a drug. - You're terrible. - But do you agree or not? Toby McGuire is the worst. You just said, you basically said it. You're allowing nostalgia to not allow you to go fool. - No, no, no, no, listen to me, listen to me. If you would've just said nostalgia is a hell of a drug and it clouds people's judgment, I would've been like, yes. But you think you use your fucking judgment right now? - But then you use the specific example of. - Oh, God. - You use the, you use these things. No, no, no, we're not gonna do it no, no, no, no, no, no, that's there's too many wires bro too many wires you hit that the whole Space ship goes to you next He goes fish me You use the specific example of spider-man and that's his hard to do because Toby was great Whenever he became like he had the venom on him and he came and he had Malik guy's hair He looks like a little emo and he started walking like pissing down the streets of New York I mean no one's touching it. No one's touching his little His dance no one's touched that And no one's touched that oh Bro, it doesn't matter. He has iconic moments Angel Garfield is better at acting he had terrible scripts and just weird movie Yeah, I need the escape pot when we when we eventually Collide with the escape pot. Hopefully they didn't follow me back on Instagram, huh? Dude, no, no, what the fuck is going on? No first first James from sh*t gigs didn't follow me back That's fine. Cool. Whatever. We patched it up. We follow each other. We text He gives me voice notes. I mean guys. No, that probably that probably moved me a little too. Oh, I do you guys a joke So yeah, we are he made a pissing day for a point in it I'm like oh, I need to drink right now Yeah, that's noon. Yeah, like oh and then so I followed the escape pod guys on Instagram like their individual personal Instagrams They didn't follow me back and I you know Her full because it's not only did I follow them and I think it pops up in the priority like whenever I follow you You know what I mean, but then oh no, I'm just saying and but then I went you know like I used to do it all single I like three pictures. Oh, yeah, so you made a note you said follow you said Yeah, and then I threw some diamonds under a post. I mean, I was treating them like an Instagram batty You two you treated a hot guy like he was a thick Latina. I treat that guy like a thick Latina. Yeah, I did He doesn't follow me back. Oh my god. That's the escape pod Follow me back man. Okay, here we go. There's two more watch them all the time dude. I I love I love I love this great Last two. Yeah, maturing is realizing expensive dates Don't equal effort who gives a Who cares about effort if you're spending 10,000 dollars? That's it is no, it's not it's not effort. Yes, it is. No, it's not that's not effort. Yes, it is simply money. Let me tell you okay Go how do you get the money? Huh? How did you get the money effort? Right? It takes a hard work to get money in most scenarios. Yeah That's my effort. I'm choosing to use my effort that I know you shut up when I'm talking No, it's not a loophole. I'm telling you where my mind is it if you're spending a lot of money on a date That's effort because it takes a lot of effort to get that money in most scenarios So if I took me a lot of effort to get this money and I'm spending it on a date and experience for us, too That's the effort. No. Oh, I just that's a loophole. You think you cook the statement is simply expensive dates Doesn't equal effort. Yes, it does effort. No, I think you're wrong about effort is what's my girls? What's my girls exact lipstick but are become prey lean something 16? Let's see I have it in my notes. What's her exact lipstick from this place? I'm gonna get that in her favorite flower and I'm gonna put it in her favorite bag And we'll make sure I beat her home by 20 minutes so I can have the whatever cold on the counter But it's not it's not melted. Okay, that's like effort and intentional behind it as opposed I'm not saying an expensive date. It's not nice and it's appreciated, but anybody would take not anybody No, don't you know, and I think that's the internet. I think that's the internet because there's some people that will I'm gonna go get $5,000 trip name one person in here that would like Your favorite shoe or that your favorite name one person in this room that would prefer your girl get you your favorite bag of chips That you mentioned two years ago or a full-inclusive trip to Las Vegas Thank you every time but that's not the statement Yes, it is. It's not that's obviously better. Yeah, but I had some people think there's the world's becoming loose Some some people think they can throw money. Yeah, right? Yeah But they're saying oh, I don't know what to do. It's Valentine's Day I waited to the last second fuck. I'm just buy her back. That's what I did You go The difference now if I spend three weeks on a little president yet she wouldn't know and honestly that's more hurtful That's more hurtful. You know, like did do that. I did do that I I bought my girl for Valentine's Day that museum of us thing that you see all over Tiktok I didn't know you had to put that together. Oh, yeah It's a good dexterity. Yeah, you got crooked things and they hand you like Lego pieces all in this bag And I was like no way. What did I pay for and then you go see yeah, come here And then they don't even give you like I was like how do you Stick these people in the museum because it's like two levels. Yeah, I was looking around And they gave me a glue stick just one long like you know that goes on a hot glue gun Oh, they give you give me one stick of it. I didn't have a hot glue gun They didn't even know the pot glue Blakey. So I had to go get a match And I was matching this hot glue gun and then sticking it under the feet It took me like an hour and a half how many times she looked at that once She wears that back Bro turning the Nicholas Cage That's it. I thought you caught me the inwards for a second now you see my face Okay, last one last one Maturing is realizing yeah closure is a luxury not a requirement Wait, hold on are we talking about relationships relationships closure is a luxury not a requirement That might be hard and sharp to hear can I agree? Can I say you break up with me if I break up with you? I don't know you I can be a good person and tell you why I'm doing it But at the end of the day life is gonna keep life and no, I'm gonna say this if you get in a relationship Whether you plan on it to go the full distance or you know This is probably gonna end you owe that person closure. No, you know, that's the that's the that's the system That's the right thing to do that's the societal contract you sign whenever you get in a relationship It's like you have to because there's no point to get a relationship if your whole thing is to just one day hurt this person You know, I mean even if you even if you decide this isn't for me and it's amicable You have to like it's law you have to talk to this person. No sir. So you're saying you're I would ten out of ten But the statement is it's a luxury. No, you got all the requirement so I argue that point you can't say I understand you know you got to stick on that point then I think it is simple as you are your own person Just as much as I'm my own person. Now again, this isn't how I live and we'll do it But in this scenario, bro If it's not hitting the fan or if it's get it's slowly getting like a little egg-shelly how we treat each other What is through a holy I'm solid in your throat. Oh my god But I'm saying the right thing to do the nice thing to do the polite thing to do is To give clothes same with pissing in public. Yeah, nice thing to do polite thing to do right thing to do lift the sheet There's any piss left you close it you clean it. I'm saying okay half to yes, you do I think you know you okay Physically know you don't have to but we're not doing like the physically actually we're doing societal I would say when when you have to there's gotta be a Primate like if you've been dating I think there's a duration. No, I don't care if you mean if you've been going out for three months What we hit we had a cocktail bar went to a maves game and I have to tell you I'm no longer doing this. No, see you can't ghost. No, no, no I I definitely believe in CJ you'd be in prison for life It should be it should be illegal to go somebody like like that is the most evil thing you can do to somebody Okay, whoa, whoa, let me clear there. No, no, no, let me clear. No, because you can't not saying ghost I'm not saying that's what closure. No, no, no, oh, oh, no. What's the difference layer second layer? I will very much tell you hey, this isn't working for me. We're breaking up. I'll give you I'll give you I'm not just leave it on the Harley You don't have to give them the why Yes, no, that's evil. No, no, no, it's not you have to get the person the why I know yes it is because I messes up somebody psychologically bro, but that but what if what if me saying the why is gonna mess up me psychologically we're off work. We're bitch. It's your choice to leave. How's that gonna mess you up psychologically? Your choice not my choice. That's what I'm saying. How's it not your choice to leave? Who is gonna force you to leave a relationship other than you? I mean, that's true, but I'm saying what if it's a fit? Okay weird example. What if Super south of my family back home. Yeah, I don't want to spread that I don't want to say it, but I know I have to go back home I have to take the family business under and start grinding work all that you don't want to say that my someone's sick whatever I gotta go I got to go beat this was this was great. This is great times. Honestly, you're a great girl. I can't do I gotta go see you It's way too much to explain honestly. I'm not comfortable getting into it and that's it. I'm getting my bag and I'm leaving I'm sorry to you like you give me a vague thing though. Why are you leaving? I go vague thing. I go This is great, but I'm out of here. I go see you now. You're an evil person. That's gonna come back to retrobue you I have a beautiful bride. I love her. But I'm saying, but that's I mean that's I think I think somebody hints the maturing I think ghosting somebody is just as bad as cheating on them. Nobody said ghost thing. You're gonna new thing though Oh, I think go I think ghosting somebody is just as bad as cheating on them. Now ghosting's pretty Ghosting's pretty it's evil. It's just the devil is cheating. No sir. Yes, it is. No sir. Cheating's a cheating step higher So cheating basically is stepping outside of your relationship and putting it in somebody else, right? Yeah, what's the difference from just up and leaving somebody and you're gonna go put it in somebody else? It's the same thing because I think I think the up Okay, now you might be cooking with a little bit of peanut oil Exactly because the way I initially viewed it was up and leaving is going to hurt definitely a sting, but it's so It's so weird, it's so out of the blue. I don't think it'll sting as bad. If someone openly goes opposite of what they said they've wanted, they, I want you together and they literally go and sleep to someone else, that's gonna sting more. And you might start to question yourself. - The only thing I do to deserve to be cheated on, what is, what is he have that I does? And what does she have that I don't that I don't do? - They just ghost, you're like, what the fuck? - Yeah, but you know, but you're actually ghosting, you're like, you're sad for a couple of days, you might ask the same questions, but it hurts less. - No, no, no, no, ghosting hurts more. - No, I would rather, no, no. I would actually rather you cheat on me than ghost me. I would rather you go cheat on me and then come back to me. You at least you wanted to come back, right? You wouldn't got that, I know I'm not good, so you wouldn't got better. I get it, and then you come back to me, at least I know you wanted to come back home. If you ghost me, that means you wanted nothing to do with me. You didn't even have the thought. - That's not true, that's not true. - No, no, you didn't even have the thought to tell me I'm leaving, or I'm gonna go come back to you. Like, you know what I'm in? - That's not true. - I'd much rather get cheated on. - You can ghost, someone can ghost, but they're ghosts, and this sounds crazy, and also this is not majority. This is definitely not majority, but sometimes someone can ghost, it's gonna sound wicked, hot take, out of love. Now hear me out. - Oh, you're toxic, oh no. - No, no, no, God, you're married, you're toxic. - Listen, very not not majority. Majority, it's the deads, they're gonna ghost, 'cause they just whatever, but I'm saying they might know that it's going to be this battle of this closure, you need this, you need that, it's constant talking, they can't get out of it, and in reality, that might hurt the person that might hurt themselves more, and it's a selfish thing, but to heal themselves, which is very natural. People are gonna always take her themselves first, they might just step away with no conflict. - Inclosing. - Like very passive people. - Inclosing, I would much rather you come home and I can smell him on you than you just leave me. - Oh no, shot. I'd be like, you got a buck or a-- No, if you come back smelling like a buck rod, and you go, yeah, it just went for better. I'd be like, okay, well you can just get this-- You're not, it's not, you're not doing that. - No sir. - No. - You know, I'd be like, no, I would still leave, but at least you have the respect to come back home to me. The, my mind's sound crazy saying some people ghost I love, you're literally telling your partner that cheated on you, at least you had enough respect to come back to you. - Yes, at least you have the respect to-- - Respectful, it was all deceitful, lies, they did not-- - No it is, it was just-- - No respect to behave, I'm a ghost, sleep with him, be back at nine, that's respect. - Yeah. - They didn't, she didn't not think she was gonna get caught. She came back, you smelt the buck rod rogue, you have 40, you smelt that $400 at Neeman, you smelt it. - Why are you walking like that, babe? - Yeah, home. - They go, a lot of, a lot of pickleball, a lot of pick they open, they open to pickle kingdom. - Why are you lippin'? I go, oh my God. Oh, babe, did you have an accent in your pants? - Let me, oh my God. - Was it a long car ride home? - Oh my God, no. - What? - It's like, did you pee, you couldn't get-- - Can you have a gas station? - Oh my God. - I was just, wow, we gotta get in the next topic. - Yeah, okay, well, well, that was pop coach. That was a, maturing is real, I think maturing is real. - That was a good game. - I got a lot of going up to do. - I know, just pop. - You should know podcast. - I brought this up on the last episode, I teased it, and I mean, the comment section went crazy. - Oh my God, I don't know what you're about to say. - So I brought up, I got coached by my Joe, all right? And it's all right. - Let me ask you a question, before I even get into it. How do you ask a man on a date? - How do you ask another man on a date? - Something I just can't help you with. I mean, I have zero life experience in that category. I don't know how to help. - Okay, no, I'm just saying like, who says that? As like a boy date, like a friend boy date, like your boyfriend. (laughing) I thought me and Joe standing out over a boyfriend. - Oh no. - You know, it's like a friend date, like two boys, like boy and a friend, like a boyfriend, and a boy is my boyfriend. (clapping) - No, okay, let me tell you what happened. - Okay, basically, basically, I was texting Joe from the basement yard, and he said, next time you're in New York, hit me up. We'll chill, and I said, bet. So basically, he threw it out there that we can go on a date. - Yeah, and you said, bet, babe, hurt. - And so I bought a flight to New York immediately. I flew to New York, so I was like, okay, go. (laughing) You know, but we were in New York for WWE, right? So we flew to New York, and I was like, oh, I remember Joe, he, Joe, Joe. - Yeah, I'm Joe. He said, what are we doing, Pook? I texted him, and I said, yo, I'm in New York. He goes, nice. - Oh, dude, I didn't know he said that. - No, no, no, it was, no, he was nicer than that, but essentially, that's what he said. It was like, okay, cool. And then, I didn't know how to say, remember you said, we came up, he's like, you remember how you like asked me on a date, right? You're like, it's crazy, it's two o'clock. I got nothing else the whole day. What are you doing, Joe? What do you got playing, Joseph? So I was awkward about it. I didn't know, I never hang out with another man, except for you, right? Like, you're my boyfriend, and I thought I had a East Coast boyfriend. - Yeah, and you know, and so we can still develop it. - I was thinking of a way to bring up, remember you asked me on a date, and so I asked him, I said, hey, what part of New York do you live in? - Smooth, first off, decent. - And I don't want to dock somebody told me, okay? And I said, oh, okay, well, I'm in this part of New York. He goes, oh, that's not far at all, right up the road. Vibes are vibing right now. - And I said, oh, we're going on a date. - That's what I'm talking about. - I was like, holy shit. You talk about blood, you go, oh, we're on a date. You go, let's be right in the middle, make out. And then, and then, so I go, oh, dude, that's perfect. What, what are you on tonight? He go, he ignored that. He said, what are you in New York for? And I told him, and he goes, oh, I thought that was in Connecticut, and I go, it is. And he goes, then why are you in New York? And I go, don't know, but I'm here, Joe. - There we go, yeah. - Then, I can tell, he keeps trying to move the conversation. - Oh. - Of what was being together. - Oh, my God. - You look better on the gram. That's what it was. You looked better on the gram dog. Oh, no, he saw you in the flesh. - No, he never saw me, and I loved it and crazed here. - Oh, my God. - And so, we, I manipulated the conversation to get back to, hey, I'm free and I want to do something. - You go, Joe, I'm here, Joe. Joe, I'm here, Joe. And so I told him, I just went for it. I said, perfect. You want to grab a beer? - It's all right. - He hasn't texted me back in two weeks. - I'm back in Texas. - You go, I'm not into New York. I said, did it sin? (laughing) - You start lying to yourself. You're like, you know, there was some patchy surface that night. And so I was like, I was like, maybe I was in the subway and whenever I texted him. Oh, God. So, I bought another flight to New York and I'ma try it again. Peyton, no, you f--. Maybe he doesn't like beer. - You know, (laughing) - Stop the-- Dude, it's not the (bleep) beer. It's not the beer I can tell you that. It's not the beer. You did not buy a ticket. - No, no, no, no. I need you. - No, I didn't buy a ticket. No, I didn't. - I was about to check. - I checked. - Oh, that's my query. - Okay, let's break this down. Let's workshop it. I'ma help you figure out the way to ask out a guy on a date. - Yeah, tell me. - Okay, so we're not going beer out. - Yeah. - He does man not a big drinker. I go, he seems like a drinker. - I'm just kidding. - He seems like we have a good drink, maybe it's not his thing. - I say you ask him. I say you start with this. Hello, Joey. (laughing) - Hello, Mr. Joe. You go, greetings, Mr. Santa Gago. Whatever. What is it, Santa? Something like that. - It says, it says, hold on. - No, it's not, we don't know. - Yeah, it's Santa Gago, right? 'Cause it's not mine. - I don't know, I've never met him, I tried it. - That's true, yeah, he tried it. You said no, hard no. - He said no, he just didn't answer it. - Oh. - Yeah. - Salutations. - Pierce, I'll punch you in the-- - Salutations. - Salutations. Santa Gago, that's what it is. Okay, here we go. - Yes, let's do that. - You gotta go stalk his Insta, right? Hear me out. You stalk it real quick. What, are you done? (laughing) - I go, you already done it. I go, tell me his hobbies. Obviously, obviously, I'm like, Oh, for three on Instagram. I mean, it's Fuhan, the escape podcaster, they're all not following me back. I mean, okay, you gotta find a hobby. You ask a question about the hobby, right? Dude, let's say you like, I'm (bleep) nicks. - Careful. - God, that's not, I mean, that's not harsh to us. They'd say, like, it's the (bleep) nicks. - Yeah, fucking nicks. - I go, my God, the nicks are going to the Eastern Conference. Finals, though. - Nicks. (laughing) - Okay, Saison, I mean, I literally smell like, I smell like (bleep) telling the world I'm sorry. Listen. - Can we have a dance break? (laughing) - No way. (laughing) - Oh my God. It's so (bleep) (clapping) No, no, no. (laughing) (laughing) - How can your knees climb like? (clapping) - Oh, turn around. - No, you just hit, he did that. Two things came, toward me, with his speed, and a (bleep) force I've never felt. - No, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up. - It was, it was, it was, no, good, get on your mic. Get on your mic. - No, stand up, turn around. - You were doing all this, jazz. - Yup. - I'll slide into my knees and two things, right to me. A smell. (laughing) A smell, Peyton, Stephen Harden. That I almost can't articulate. It was getting, it was getting, like, dinner. Kind of, it was getting food. - That's why I don't ask for her. - Yeah, like, I don't like saying that. Like, it doesn't make me feel good, I'm saying, but that's genuinely, my nostrils picked up. I was like, food. (laughing) But then the second thing that was un, literally, it looked like I caught the Holy Ghost. A heat, a heat of, a wave of heat. Came off of your body. You only wait, you wait. He said, oh, and that's where I gotta son it. Oh, oh, like I got hot. I got a sonic. Oh my god So you have sunk you the hell you have hell you have hell You literally like this Wait it with that was a hot bro like Like I'm like hot yoga. That's what that was. It was nasty Y'all gotta get the young guy to be on page or on the watch this episode. Oh, yeah, so it's muted on you. Oh my god Dude, oh my god, oh, what was I say? Oh, you find a hobby So you find one of the guys hobbies just say I'll just say he likes the next Oh That's the stupidest thing No, okay, dude, you're playing the boy cried wolf right in front of him. No, I just want to hang out there Come sit next to me. I think I think but in the night. I think oh my god. How are y'all doing? Oh I mean I mean I'm not I mean I know so it was the car. It was the espresso shot. I think I think I'm there So are you sit on his lap? You saw both come on Pierce. Give me some of that honky-tonki. Oh God we got a drink down Oh, man, I guarantee Pierce wasn't it. Okay, get off the mic. I mean Pierce you look a little strong Pierce. How's that you get in some mass? I'm not some some mass I'll let's say I go I got right on the tailbone There's not much. Mama's question. Slap it the other night and he had his phone at the back. Oh, my bones bigger near Dude, oh, hundred percent. Oh my god, I had no plan after that Well, I think I just sit here and see how long we can keep this episode So new guys guys guys guys questions go ahead go ahead do lawyers practice. Oh, dude Can't do that. Give us a call. Honestly. What really is the swimming ball? This place is awesome All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back episode two. Oh Seven wait. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, everybody. Appreciate you coming back episode two oh seven. We are I mean this this was a hilarious episode Thank y'all for coming back as you know per usual every single episode that top link in the description is the Koala Club. 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