We Ruined Girl's Night

What's up guys welcome back to views we are back it's Jason and Natalie's an O.G. episode We're gonna have a lot of group episodes a lot of group sex here on the beast podcast so much group sex I'm so sore yeah and I blame you for that because of your just tight little body like fucking I like fucking all of you We're you're you're amazing lover. I hope this is the first episode you're listening to with Your full family and I hope they understand that we all fuck each other here on the beast podcast. Yes Adam said it last podcast Well, that was interesting when Naveen said Naveen said she used to think that we all fuck each other Yeah, and then she and then she found out that none of us actually have sex at all What it was it was actually the most double-sided offensive thing I've ever heard in my life I'm thinking about it because I was like wow she was like there was there was no place in there where there was a compliment It was just like the opposite sides of being a loser or a weirdo But we are back we are in Croatia. We're in Croatia. We're in the same place We're in the same hotel we were at four or five years ago. I always find that so weird. No So weird like when you go to a hotel room when you think for sure You'll never be back to that room. Yeah, and now here I am back in the room five years later We met like three people on the street in Croatia and everyone was like I met you I met you a year ago when you were here. Mm-hmm. Was that so fucking weird and I was like I wasn't here a year ago And then I was like something going on in Croatia Where time moves differently? Probably that's really weird because I looked it up. I was here in 2021 Right and people were saying I saw you here a year ago. I was not here a year ago I was here five years ago. Yeah, that's a big fucking difference for three people to make make a mistake on Well, that's that whole thing now with the internet how we all don't we don't treat time the same way Really? Yeah, I don't know. We're all kind of lost in our phones and stuff I don't know. I don't know what was going on But whatever if you're from Croatia, you'd explain to me the time situation. It's so weird We just got off the boat. Yeah, the boat is over. Shout out to Goulette's best vacation. I've ever been on with you That was actually most enjoyable really yeah to wake up every morning and to be at sea like it's unbelievable Yeah, I think it's the best. I've never been on a yacht before. I've been on like Virgin voyages, which is like a cruise liner like Nivina and I went on that last year But I've never been on a yacht before and stayed and slept. No. Yeah. I mean when Nivina and I heard you guys are going on a boat We're like I was like oh my god. I was like no. I was like this is gonna be that fucking nightmare trip Like what kind of what what did you think like what could you possibly have set up for us on a boat? I was like oh my god. We're gonna be like so sick or it's gonna be Right. I didn't know it was a yacht Yeah, I mean that I was just and then then the other side of that is like being on a yacht You feel like you feel like kind of shitty for everyone else like posting it. That's not I'm a yeah Yeah, yeah, and the the way we got the yacht is we have to post it. Yes It's not even like you can't even like you can't even be low-key about it. Yeah, yeah But that's what's so interesting about this job is like yeah, even like even like when we're like when I'll surprise someone with something I'd be like you know you could do this without posting it. I'd be like well. It's kind of a catch 22 Like it all kind of works like this right? But yeah, no, it was one. Yeah, it was one of the best trips I was I was surprised how much we liked it. I don't know if I said this in the last podcast or where I said it But it was the whole sock thing that was really like yeah that I was fucking with like it felt like we were at someone's house The entire time I'm not allowed to keep your shoes on the boat. I didn't know where my shoes were Your shoes go in a box when you get on the boat. Yeah, and you don't see them for five days. Yeah. Yeah So that was I think the best part is that it's tough for me right away right away. I thought to myself wait a minute Yeah, no shoes. Hey, do you think the echo in here is as terrible as possibly? It's really bad Is it like unbearable? It's echoey. It's not your movie room. It's not your movie room on your yacht. I think you could Maybe like put a pillow next to your face We could put a present we could put a pillow over your face and if you talk if you talk quieter It'll just go into the mic and it won't not go through the room guys guys Navine's here Jason's wife Hi, baby Nice to see you. I can't believe that though. She's my wife When I was drunk I was looking at you David and I was like oh You look like Ted Lasso. So I think people are thinking you're him. Oh No, he was here last year Oh, interesting. I love like Jason Sedacus. Ted Lasso. Oh like the actual character. Yeah. What was their episode that was in Croatia? I don't think so. Oh So he did a tour here? He was just here. Yeah, because you were drunk last time you looked at me like you remind me of somebody and you did the same thing to me but you said Squidward I said Squidward and then I was looking at my pictures from the Wig thing and I was like oh my gosh. It does look like Squidward. Oh, yeah. We were all wearing wigs I don't remember me calling saying that you like Squidward really. Yeah, it was you were maybe it was zane Yeah, I don't think it was me. It wasn't you. No. I liked how the girls all got together with the wigs last night That was like made me jealous. I don't know. It wasn't a girl. The guys were having I don't know about you Jake Because you've been this entire trip you've been like so jealous of the girls. It's been really fucking weird. You guys did a good job a dinner last night Thank you. Like Adam really brought it. You really brought it talking to me. It was good. It was like what did we what was exciting you? You guys just were talking like at all any conversation all like the bar is so low. Yeah Even I would even sit and listen to Ilya talk about like calories. Adam was so funny today. We were now we we pulled up the hotel room and This is like so okay. We were looking at hotel rooms who can get we we wanted to like get a nice hotel room here in Croatia Yeah, and I got the terrace suite and Adam one of the presidential but we ended up getting each other's rooms or whatever And we were just we didn't know which room to get what what so we were like can we tour the rooms? Yeah I had the presidential originally and I didn't want it. I just wanted the terrace suite. Yeah, so like we come down to the terrace suite We get we get first. We saw the presidential. I'm like, okay, then we saw the terrace suite and then I'm like Yeah, okay. I like this one. It's what's cheaper and it's just like a nice vibe. Yeah, and then I was like, yeah, if you want it, it's all yours And I was like are you sure and he's like yeah, yeah, I just want you to be happy and he's like putting up like this big show in front of the hotel People is really funny. He's like he's like is it okay? Maybe if um before you take the room I could just like I get a moment alone with it Really really funny and he's like he's like oh room 204 That's my lucky number That's fine. You can have it. It's really really really really. I was really funny. He's very funny. Really really funny. Did he end up with a lesser room? No, he got the nicer room. No, he did. Yeah, okay, but this is a terrace which is very important But wait, what were we talking about at dinner? That was like no, I just like the way that girls like I don't know We were on the boat. You're the one thing about the boat is if you can't you can't go to a target like get supplies You have to like make do with what you have sure and so all of a sudden Someone's like let's make tonight special one of the girls said maybe he's like Georgia or whatever And then Natalie goes I have wigs And then I'm like I'm and I did it. I was like there's no fucking everyone's like let's have a wig part It's have a wig party and I'm like there's no fucking way these girls are gonna get wigs when the milli ocean and of course now 24 wigs. Yeah, okay, so this is so Okay, this is what like the guys and I were like really confused about right? I don't want to say all the guys because I don't think you were confused about this but like me And Ilya yeah, we're like, what are the girls doing? Like how are they just like having fun? Yeah, right, right, right, they put it they do it they put on wigs Yeah, and they're just like doing their own thing. Yeah, like I know girls are very much like this goes even to the argument Like like even when girls go out they dress up a lot of times for themselves. Yeah, like they just want to look like like I saw There was like this post that was like it's a girl's only nightclub and all the top comments were like I'm going to look the sexiest I've ever looked or I'm wearing nothing to this club, right? Because like men ruin things for women, right, right? Um, and it's just so funny like girls really could just have such a good time by themselves There was such a great moment. I have it on video and we went out to the deck at divine 100. We're gone and all the girls converged And saw each other for the first time with their wigs on and it was like Yeah, I was like you for it. Yeah, like but I okay, so I think it's because guys can also have a good time You have playing gambling. Yeah, yeah, yeah Exactly, but I think like guys can't bounce around a bar And that's their fun like I look at the girls. They're literally jumping up up and down Just ordering shots and singing just a beaver and like that's how they're having fun like guys would never do that Right like I'm not with Ilya like just like ordering shots bouncing up and I like we either we either have to be like At a table arguing Or like gambling or something has to be going on that's like more of like a boyish activity So I think I think that's what it is. I think it's not that guys can't have fun on their own It's the way girls have fun on their own is so foreign to like a guy I would assume I think that you are also a very specific kind of guy Because there are guys that just go with the bros to the bar and have a time of their fucking lives No, no, yes, yes, yes, but it's the way you guys like are around a bar is not It's you guys are like clubbing you guys you guys are clubbing around the bar. I'm not saying there's obviously there's girls that just go to the bar and order drinks There's guys are order them that's That's like the most normal way to go out. But you guys are doing something that guys would definitely not do. You guys are by yourselves. It is just your sex. It is just girls night clubbing outside of the bar ordering shots. Like guys would not do that. You guys would be like, "We need to be around girls." And we're gonna be like jumping around, dancing with Justin Bieber. - I mean, it'd be nice if we had some hot guys on the boat for sure, but like-- - No, for sure. (laughing) - And that's what we were making do with what we had, which is each other. - That's what we were talking about to do. Roots there were like hot girls on this boat. Which is funny, 'cause like-- - Well, 'cause we're not gonna like hook up with our friends. And like you guys don't wanna hook up with us, obviously. It's like a non-spoken thing. - But we're so hot. - Like none of us-- - Like you guys are actually ugly. (laughing) - Yeah, like neither of us are interested in each other. - We were curious about their game of F-Mary Kill that you didn't get to hear. - Fuck Mary Kill. - I was curious. - Yes. - And then you mean like, I can't tell. - Naveen was really good in me. It was like, "I can't tell you about F-Mary Kill." - Well actually, Naveen told me some like, Naveen told me some intel that I was never killed. Is that true? - No one killed you? - No, yeah. But was that shocking to you? - Thank you so much. No, I was-- - I think you're the richest. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Be pretty dumb to kill you. - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay, guys, I was just trying to give myself a little positive. (laughing) How could you possibly turn me not being killed into a negative-- - Well, what, who, did I even want to marry him? - Was it, did I get fuck more, get married more? (laughing) - I don't even remember to be honest. - I really don't remember. - Really? - I can't remember if I fucked you or married you. - But you did one of 'em? - Yeah, for sure. I didn't kill you. - Wow, okay. - There's too much. - What did like, what did like Georgia do? (laughing) - I actually don't know if Georgia played. - Yeah, I don't know. - And then I heard you didn't put John and I in there at a respect. - Yeah, obviously everyone would say they want to fuck you and I just can't. - Yeah, yeah. - Obviously, that's so funny. - The girls, the girls were all mad at you guys last night. I heard a little combo after. - Oh my God, we had a little fight at the table or whatever. - Yeah, okay, so what were we doing? We were playing flip-cop. - Well, first of all, we were having the best night ever. It was the last night of the trip. The girls had the wigs on. I brought enough wigs for the boys. You guys are being all sour about-- We're not putting wigs. - No, I put my wig on. - Oh, I didn't kill you. - I didn't put that wig on. You bet you're from Orange County. - Yeah. - And I specifically-- - I put my wig on the second it came out. You did put the wig on that I purchased for you, which I appreciated. - I put it on right away. I didn't even flinch. I was like, "Hell yeah, wig." - Okay. - I think that's what it was. You guys came in so hot for the guys. Like, it was like, "What the fuck do we do?" 'Cause you guys were already in your wig. So, we didn't know how to match your energy at all. 'Cause you guys were in character. - David looked like he was hosting us in hell. - Yeah, I don't like it just before we got off. - Or like, he was in all that. - Yeah, and continue who it was going. - And then we decided we wanted to play flip-cop. We wanted to play games. Everyone was having a good time. - Which was a great idea. - Amazing. - Pearson's idea was great. - So fun. Pearson's the best at curating little group. She's the one at the girls' table that's like, "Okay, let's play this game now. Let's play this game." - Yeah. - Because everyone together actually had a very, in this moment, not saying guys don't play flip-cup, they do. In this moment was very on the girls' energy wavelength. - Right. - The girls were like, activity driven. They had more energy than us. - Yeah. - This was their night. They all wanted to get drunk. The guys were really tired, right? So then the two tables converged. They were like, "Let's play flip-cup." - None of us were really into it. Until somebody was like, "Let's put money on it." - I was wondering whether somebody was. - I don't know if it was me. I don't think it was me. I pivoted it and was like, no, John, you should put money on it. - Right. - And you should put $1,000 on it. And we'll get your back and we'll win for you. And if you lose, it's all your money. But if you win, it's all your money. Because I had a lot of confidence in our team. And that would mean the most to John, if he won. That would be a very, very exciting win. So with hesitation, John did it. - He went up against Adam for a thousand. Six players on each side playing flip-cup. And then what happened? - And then-- - I don't want to spoil the vlog. But let's just say, there's a lot of emotions involved. And in the vlog, you'll probably only see one game of flip-cup, but it was multiple. It was multiple, double or nothing. - It went back and forth many times. - It was a point where John looked like John's vacation was ruined. And then there was a point where it looked like John's vacation was-- - Yes. - Even better than ever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And to watch him do those highs and lows, like I wish the whole thing was in the vlog. - Yeah. - 'Cause it was awesome. - Yeah, yeah. - It was an emotional role. - But it was so emotional where we were spent. Like it was screaming. - Yeah, we were screaming each other. And even the-- I went inside it 'cause my phone was playing all the music and stuff. And so I went inside and all the staff were sitting inside. Like, is everything okay? - Yeah. - And I was like, no, no, we're just-- - But that's when it got fun for the guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like, that's when the energies were being matched. - And that's when it got not fun for the girls. - Correct. - 'Cause all the girls were like, when are you fighting? - Yeah, it's just, yeah, exactly. - We just want to play, we don't care. - Yeah, girls were just like, let's go dance by the bar. - But we were like, this is fucking real life. - Yeah, yeah. - It was a lot of fun. - And then you guys left and then I was with all the girls. - Yeah, 'cause then Pearson was just like, why don't we just play, like, not for money? (laughing) - Fuck that, I don't want to play. And it wasn't for Elliot to win money. It was for John, like, we had so much invested in it for John, 'cause we wanted to see our friend win. So, like, George even offered to put up $1,000. And then we were like, no. - And Elliot was like, fuck that. He's like, I don't give a fuck. - It's a feat. - If about George's money, he's like, I don't care. - Yeah, it's like, I want John to either win or lose. - This is for John's money, like keep your money. It wasn't about money. - It was interesting. - It was about John winning. - I've never known anybody like you guys. - It's interesting. I'm not saying, it's really fun. It's a fun way to be. But it's so interesting. To try to, like, make John's night, it is fun. I guess when you're you, you've kind of done everything. So now you have to, like, live through your children. - Well, live through my children. - Yeah. - That is kind of interesting. - You made the point, which is like $1,000 is not a lot for Adam. But for John, it's everything. - Yeah, for John, it's $100,000. - Yeah, yeah. - We were talking about in the car today, leaving the boat. We were like, who is the most important on this trip? - Yeah. - And my car was pretty unanimous about it being John. - I said John right away when you asked me. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I think it's so interesting. - It's so interesting. - It's turning into the John podcast. - Is it really, do we talk about him a lot? - It's weird now. We talk about him when he's not here. (laughs) Like, he's a couple of episodes where we're just talking about John. - And like, he's not so interesting. I don't know, why is it so special? - I don't know. Can anyone put their finger on it? - I just find him so fascinating. - I've had a friend like John before, and he's just like a way in for everybody. - Way in for everybody's the perfect way to express it. - Yeah. Everybody can relate through John for some reason. - There was one time. Let's say this story about whether we were bringing John or somebody to meet one of our celebrity friends. - I don't know. - But there was one time where I was gonna meet a celebrity friend. And it was like, we could bring one more person. I was like, are we bringing one of Natalie's girlfriends? Or are we bringing John? So I was like, why don't we just like do both? Now, his girlfriend comes, and then she has to leave early anyway. So John can come. We can kind of switch out our plus ones. And now his girlfriend came, like, did not connect to this person at all. And then John came and it was like, John was invited back at his house for the next couple of weeks. - Wow. - Like what, like, I don't know what John has, but it's like, it's so fucking weird. And you can't pay attention to him. Talk to these people, talk to anybody. Put him in front of a businessman, a CEO. Put him in front of a big time celebrity. Put him in front of a school teacher. Put him in front of a cab driver. You can't sit there for the conversation. 'Cause I think you'll like start to pick it apart and you'll be like, John, what are you saying? You'll make fun of him. But if you just let John do his thing, it's like that's part of his charm. Is it's like even the person talking to him is kind of figuring him out. And the person talking to him is like, this guy's not making any sense, but I like it. (laughing) It's so interesting. I've never seen, John's just like one of the most captivating humans alive. And it's crazy that it's, yeah, I don't know. And we've always said this from childhood. Like, it was me, Alex, going out to ride bikes, to the park, like we'd have to get John to come with us. Even when John wouldn't want to come, we'd be like, "John, you have to come." Like we'd drag him out of the house. He would tell his mom to tell us that he's not home. We earned seventh grade, his mom would answer the door. He's not home. And then we wouldn't believe his mom. So we just sit outside, start throwing rocks at his window. I'd either barge into his house, whatever. Seventh grade, to get John to come out. And John contributed nothing to hanging out. But it was his presence was like, it was like, one of those lights that, like, you know, those little rocks that are, like, that, like, those little amethyst rocks that, like, people have in their house that just, like, bring good vibes. That's what John is. He's just, like, a light in the friend group that, like, just breaks. - It's so sweet. - It's funny now that he's part of your kind of production team. 'Cause, like, people will ask him questions about the blog. And he'll answer, like, he has best he can. But he'll answer with, like, a lot of confidence. - Yeah. - He's, like, he's, like, piercingly. What's, like, the upload schedule? He'll be like, "Well, you know, we're trying to do "one a week and uh. " - Yeah, and, like, when he says, we. - Yeah, we, it's so good. It is we. But it's fun how, like, fast he adopted it. - Yeah. - I've always thought that was so interesting when you would go into, like, a grocery store. And you ask, like, do you have any lamps? And I'm like, I'm not sure if we have any. I always thought that was weird, no? When they would speak as we, like, "Oh, are you Mr. or Mrs. Target?" I always thought that was bizarre, but like, now it makes sense in my adulthood, but like-- - Wait, explain that again? - Like people would like, like, they would work out like packs on or whatever, you're coming for a shirt. And they'd always say, "I'm not sure if I have that." Or I'm not sure if we have that. - Oh yeah. - Like, "Are you the whole corporation?" I always thought that was so strange. - Yeah, I hate when you're at a restaurant, someone is ordering, they go, "I'm gonna do, you're gonna do, you're not gonna do anything. You're gonna just fuckin' sit there, and someone's gonna bring you the food." - Wait, what? - Yeah, that's actually-- - No, I don't like that at all. That's a little pet peeve of mine. - I'm gonna do? - Yeah, so you're looking at there? - No, I know, but that's how you order. - But you like, "I'm gonna do, that's what I'm gonna do." - I'm gonna do. - I'm gonna do me if, that's weird. That's weird. - It's just a little pet peeve, I have. - I'm gonna do the French fries. - I'm not sure how it's fixed. - That sounds like so normal to me. How do you feel about all these files being released about aliens? Have you been seeing it? - Yeah. - I'm watching it. - Is it a kind of suck? - Whatever I see out of an alien video, I'm always like, "Who cares?" - Like, "Yeah, and?" I'm like, "It's not that close up. It's just like a little light in the sky." - It sucks now. - Yeah. - AI has ruined it. It's fucking, it's like no magic anymore. - No. - No. - And for me too, AI's like ruining, like, being creative. - Well, that's so, but, but hospice-- - Like, you were just on a call, and you were on a business call, and I was like, "Listening, I could create a call." And I was sitting there like, truly like, trying to help and think. - Yeah. - And then you just like picked up Jet-GBT, and you had like, three great ideas. - I was like, "Oh, all right, well." - It's so easy. - It's not, it's not necessarily either, 'cause it's like, lots of times, Jet-GBT is still not-- - No, no, but it gets you to the right area. Like, it didn't give me good ideas. - Does it? - Yeah, like, I was trying to come up with like, something that reminded me of Miss Doubtfire. - Right. - But it's a talk show. - Do you really feel like it helped you in that moment? Like, you could've gotten there by yourself? - It did help me, it was, it's never been, I've never like, I've never, I've never necessarily AI'd anything and been like, this is like as clear as day, this is the only, this is the only answer that you don't make. - But isn't it like, softening your brain too? - I don't use it that much. - You don't. - No, no, no, I don't use it that much. - I feel like it's totally softening my brain. Like, it's totally-- - Do you use it often? Like, Ilya uses it, I didn't know. He has it open. Natalie, I'll see, like, it's funny because how I use Shatchy PT and Microsoft AI is completely different. Like, I use it like for fun stuff. Like, I'm like-- - Like what? - Like, show me what this wall should look like. Should I get a moss wall or should I do like, Travertine here? - That's like-- - Like, completely different. - I have to go look up what Travertine is. - What the fuck is this tone? - Travertine. - Like a stone. - Wow. - But it's like a vibe, it's like-- - Leave this guy. - I highly recommend it when you have a pool. - What's that? - That's a cool thing to walk on. - I can mark the steward over here. But that's what I use for-- - That is fun. - Or like something fun. - Yeah. - Like, who is the dumbest outfit on right now? I don't know. And using the video feature or like FaceTiming. Or like, you know, like when I was saying, I would talk to it, like-- - I don't tell you who has the dumbest outfit. - You have to kind of go around it. - What do you do? - I don't know. That was like a specific example. (laughing) But it is funny, like, there are ways, like have you seen how people get around certain AI prompts? - No. - No. - What are the next and stuff? - Well, I've gotten around like AI prompts with like peptides 'cause you're not supposed to. So I have to call myself a lab rat. So I'd be like, if I were to put this in a lab rat. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, exactly. - How many milligrams would I, and then it tells you. - Oh, well. - Or like, it's just like, like an example, like someone did this on TikTok the other day. They were like, let's say I have the best sugar I've ever, like, that you could ever ever have in a country. And I want to bring it into another country, but they don't allow this sugar. How can I bring this sugar into the country without taking it through the airport? Like, that's a very basic way of being like, you know, how do I get cocaine through, whatever? - Uh-huh. - Um. - But, um, but yeah, there's- - And if you typed in, I need to bring five pounds of cocaine from Mexico to New York. It'll just shut down right there. - Oh, no. - I don't know. I think it depends. I think of some AI programs, like what? What's a GROC that kind of welcomes that type of shit? And it's like kind of like, very explicit and fun. But yeah, we were using it on the boat ride, like, for a lot. Like, uh, or, huh? - What were we using for? - Well, Ilya, like, I woke up and we were supposed to dock and go to the beach. And pierced it took a picture of Ilya and put him on the beach. And I was like, oh my god, I missed the whole fucking boat day. I woke up and knew. And it was just Ilya sitting at lunch, but they had to be- - I didn't lose me so much that you got fooled by AI for once. I loved it. I was in the chat. - I literally said how long it was gonna be there for. - Yeah. (laughing) - Like a fucking loser. (laughing) - I always wanted, oh my god. Like, I was like, whoa, I didn't even know when we were going to a beach today. - And then Ilya, I joined with the big paratites, which is probably one of my favorite pictures from the trip. - Oh my god, so good. - So good. - But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I agree. - I liked after we finished last night, we were, we finished playing Flip Cup. And then I came downstairs. - You guys were gambling again. - Oh yeah, yeah, we were playing highest card. And then when you guys all went to bed again, - So tell me where the highest card is. - Highest card? - Yeah. - It's so simple. It's just like you pull two cards out of a deck and whoever has the highest card wins. - But they were betting like $1,000 each card. - Jesus. - But here's the problem with that. Like we're not actually betting that. - Right. - Right, 'cause like at the end of the day, like Adam? - I don't know, dude. You almost got up to $16,000. - Right. - I was betting two more hands than you would have. - Yeah, so I was betting Adam. And the problem with betting Adam is he'll just keep going. We'll just keep doubling nothing till one of us is back to zero. - Right. - And yesterday I won like, it was $1,000 a hand. So I won, I got to $2,000, I won, I got to $4,000, I won, I got to $8,000, I won, I got to $16,000. All right, sorry. I stopped at $8,000. My next one would have been $16. And my next one would have been $32. And I told Adam after my first win, I was like, I'll allow you to double or nothing. But once you owe me $32,000. - Yeah. - You have to pay me $10,000. - Right. - As the net. Like I don't care. You keep double or nothing. But you have to pay me $10,000. - Yeah, good little stipulation. - Yeah. So, 'cause otherwise, even if he's betting me a million, I don't care for it $150 million. He's just gonna keep double or nothing of me, right? Till, like, so yeah, I was too away from winning $10,000. I was like, for a minute. - Now you were planning this trip forever. - I was, yeah. - Did you have fun? - I did. Yeah, I think, I mean, yeah, this was the first trip when we decided to do this whole weekly series. This was like the first brand and tripping that I like locked in. - Yeah. - And this has been my dream. I've always wanted to go on a trip like this. - Well. - So, I was very happy and very excited. Thank you. - What do you think, Divin? You've been on a yacht before, which was better. First yard or second yacht? - Two very different trips, but this one was really fun. And that's why I was really shocked when I actually saw the boat 'cause I was like, "Oh, the rooms are pretty big." 'Cause I went on a yacht trip a few years ago and it was like, the yacht was beautiful, but the rooms kind of sucked. - Really interesting. - They were just really small. - Yeah. - No, these rooms were great. - Right when I met Divin, I may always, but we were dating it for like a week. - Oh yeah. - She left for Paris for two weeks and went on a yacht trip for two weeks. Like, I was like, "Oh, she's gone." I'll never talk to her again. - Me and my friend to the airport and then also picked us up from the airport. - Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys met? - Yep. Where? We met, well, we met on a dating app, but then two years later she texted me and was, was, had moved back to LA. Then we had a date. She's like, first date, she's like, "Let's start dating." I said, "Okay." And then she's like, "I have this." - First date, she said, "Let's start dating." - Yeah. - First date from reconnecting. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - First date before the yacht. Yeah, but she goes, "But I have a yacht trip booked for three weeks." - Well, he said, "Yeah, for being my boyfriend." And then I was like, "Oh." And then I was like, "Uh-oh, I'm going on this really long trip." - Yeah, I don't know why you asked if you're going on a long trip. - I thought. - Did you feel like you should cancel it at one point? - The trip? - Yeah. - No, because the trip, I mean, it was like with my best friend. So it wasn't like I was going with a guy or something. So it's like, I could still go on the trip. - Right. - Yeah. - And then I figured-- - Who invited you? - Uh. (laughing) - What would you mean? - The Princess Saiyan. - It was a trip, I mean, my friend planned a trip to Paris 'cause it was like our dream to go to Paris together. And then from that, it turned into like a whole, it turned into a yacht trip somehow. - But. - So was there, I mean, I don't want to assume, but was there a guy, or was it-- - It was, yes, there was, but it was a guy that-- - It was detected. - She was interested in-- - Okay, okay, interesting. Wow, okay, so were you nervous when she was going on the yacht? - I thought I'd never see her again. - Okay, so. (laughing) Right, so I thought for sure, like, when I dropped her off at the airport, I was like, all right, well, that was fun. Like, that was a fun L.A. experience to date a hot girl for a living. - Here's my question. If you had a boyfriend, or, well-- - Yeah, if I did? - No, no. - No, if you had a boyfriend. - Okay. - And J.U., well, yeah, Naveen, got invited to a boat or net, your boyfriend got invited to a boat now with equal amounts of girls and guys. How would you feel about that? - And like, we're not allowed to join. - Yeah, I think not allowed makes it seem scarier, but it's just like-- - Yeah, like-- - It's like already planned. - Yeah, it's already planned. - Yeah. - Yeah. and then you're someone's plus one or something like that, yeah. - Well, I'm forcing my way on that bow. - Or, yeah, but you can't go on the bow. You can't go on the bow, so what do you say? - Yeah, I mean, I would let them go. - You'd let the guy go on the bow? - That's incredible. Wow, you're stronger than I am. - I think it's weirder, I think it's weirder for you to be like, you can't go. It's like, oh, I don't, I definitely do not trust you. You're a bad person, then why the fuck would I want to be with that person? - 100% what you're saying is the healthy thing. There's no doubt in that, but yeah, that's like good for you. I don't like being that person. - But I would assume like he would probably just be like, oh, I'm probably not gonna go. - That's what I would hope. - Yeah, that's what you would hope. - Right. - Yeah, but it depends. Like if this is like a lifelong trip that you've planned with all of your, but he's planted with all of his best friends, that's his whole like, friend group of guys and girls or whatever, like I'm, I don't, you know. - I'm interested, I'm interested. What about you Naveen? - If Jason was going our trip, there are six single women. - Like we recently started dating. - It's like different, 'cause it's like, I wouldn't do it now, right? - Yeah. - But it was like so early. - No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. No, like he wouldn't go on the trip. - Yeah, I wouldn't go now, like obviously. - No, oh, no, I'm not even, that's how I'm asking this question. This is like a kind of a separate trip. - If Jason's going on a trip with just six single women. - No, and his, and his five guys. - It's like his dream trip. (laughing) - And his five guys. - Get the wigs, guys! - Get the wigs. - I brought the wigs. - I just, it would annoy me because obviously I would want to go, 'cause it would be fun. - Interesting. - I mean, I wouldn't go for sure. - Yeah. - Ask me. - Would you go on a yacht trip if you had a girlfriend with a bunch of guys and girls? For sure not. You wouldn't go. - For sure not. - Really, even if you had to film and stuff. - What if your girlfriend wanted to? What if it was her first? - There's no way where I can't bring my girlfriend. - What if it's like, David, it's Celsius needs you to go on this trip. And you can't bring a plus one. - I love Celsius. (laughing) - But they would never do that to him. - I figured out. - You'd figure it out. - No, my girlfriend's got to come. - What if you got to go to the Arctic Circle? It's only four people or a lot of-- - That's different than a boat trip. - Yeah, that is different. - If it's like, yeah, boat trip is very like, you're getting drunk on a boat. Like, it's a very different vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if Celsius is inviting me to fucking Nika Nose, like a nice villa, like, girlfriend needs to come. But if it's like, yeah, if we're going to do odd jobs in Serbia, it's different. - Odd jobs. - It's just like a difference. - Also, I feel like guys and girls are, it's different in that way because I feel like, you can always bring a girl on a trip. - Yeah, you're right. - I also think like, my girlfriend would obviously trust me, but I just don't, I feel like that's just like root. - Yeah, I just, I'm like that's just like, I just can't like, not bring my girlfriend to that. Like, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know. - I mean, it's also like-- - You know what I mean? - When I have a girlfriend, I'll be upside down completely different. I don't know, I feel like I changed my opinion about this kind of stuff a lot. - Yeah, it's also like, I mean, you're obviously in such a different scenario and level of privilege, you know? So it's like, if you're just like a regular-- - Because of my looks. - Because of your looks. - Okay. - If you're just like a regular guy and you get invited on this incredible yacht trip, but it costs like $20,000 to add to your plus one, you can't afford that. But you don't want to miss out on this incredible experience, like, you know, like the stakes are different. - Yes, okay, here you go. - But if you wanted to go somewhere, I'd be like, yeah, go. I would-- - I don't know. I would. ♪ Why, why, why are you fucking lying to me? ♪ - I'm not. If you're a best friend, Colin was like, hey, and presented like an incredible show. - Yeah, I don't think Jason would ever-- - I'd be like, definitely go, go. I also don't want to like, take her life away. 'Cause I'm older, you know? Like, I don't want to be that person. - I love this conference. - That sucks. But she doesn't want to go anywhere, she loves me. - Dude, you have gunned her, I had, I fucking know it. (laughs) I know you injected her with some sort of fucking exposure. - I feel like that too. I feel like, did I-- - I'm still going on, yeah. - Did I-- - I literally think because he's always chewing nicotine gum and like, we kiss so much that I like-- - Oh, you think you're drunk. - Have a good addiction. - Maybe, oh, you have an addiction to his kisses. - 'Cause sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I need-- - To kiss him? - To make out with him right now. And I'm like, that's so strange. It's crazy. - Are you a witch? - That is crazy. - You always say that to-- (laughs) - You guys feel like, you must be being, you must feel like you're being pranked. - No, I mean, not as much as you. - No, I don't, like I understand your guys' relationship in you being pranked. - Well, I know it's real. - Every episode. - I know, I know. It's definitely real. But there are points and things. - I saw you guys make "I Yes" now. I couldn't believe it. - Yeah. Or like, Jason walked in today, just just the beginning of this podcast. And you took your shoes off and your feet smelled so goddamn bad. - Really? - Oh my God. I couldn't breathe. We were having a big team production meeting on a Zoom call. Couldn't be like, Jason, fuck about your shoes on. But I could smell them. And I was like, how did, how was Naveen just like, in bed with him in these stinky feet? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a good point. - Well, I think that I'm not used to the smell. - I don't know. I don't think he smells all right, but I think I, I've been thinking about plastic surgery and this doctor said that I'm not breathing right. - Yeah, I can't shit. - Maybe I don't smell. - Don't get it to him. - What's that smell? - I wouldn't get that surgery. - Yeah. - Yeah, I saw that. Jason surprised you with plastic surgery. - Yeah, it was like, she's so strange. - She's such a crazy. - Who's that deal with plastic surgery? She talks about it all the time. - What do you want done? - My nose. - Like, which way do you want it to point? - I just want it like really long. Like, I'm just kidding. I just like, what? - Oh my god, she's witch. - I want it just like so tiny. - Wait, have you had a nose drop before? - Right now you think it's big. - I have like a clothes where I like smooth this out, but it kind of backfired. Like, you turn to the side. - Turn? - Yeah, I just want to see the side. I mean, that looks like pretty standard nose. - Yeah, like perfect nose. - It's like, well, we went and the doctor agreed. - What? - Yeah, the doctor was really great. He was like. - Wait, Jason goes, he's gonna come in here and be like, you don't need anything. And then he comes and he goes, yeah, I see it. - Yeah, that's really funny. - Which I liked, 'cause that means like, he's not just being nice. Like, he saw the thing I was insecure about. He saw, he said he noticed it like years ago when he met her. He was like, this is what I think. He's like, I noticed this a couple years ago, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I've been thinking about this the entire time and this is what needs to be done. - What the fuck? - Yeah. - Imagine if I was sensitive. - Wow, that's crazy. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was funny, like, Zane just got his mom. - Yeah. - Same doctor. - Like a facelift, right? - Not sure. - And she was just like, well, I'm already in here, might as well get everything done. (laughing) But I don't know how Zane put about it, but that was really, really funny. - Yeah, he's the best. - Do you imagine that? Could you imagine like going in and then coming on, like, and being a new person, you're looking at through the same eyes? - It's crazy. - But like, we have a friend that we all know that got a nose job and she, I mean, I looked right at her and I didn't know. - No, no, no, no, no. - And then he was like, did you know that Sarah got a nose job and I'd be like, what? - That can't. I walked in the room. - And we can say who it is, right? - Well, that's good. - Yeah, maybe not. - But anyways, it's something important for that. - But it's really close to me and Naveen and I didn't even know. - But that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you're your own part, like everything you've grown up with is now a little different. Like your nose. - Yeah. - Would you ever get plused to surgery? - I don't think so. - Would you ever bow talks? - I don't care for those things at all. - Yeah. - I think wrinkles, I don't know. I haven't been thinking about it. - Oh, you have? - Well, I'm just waiting for it. - You have? (laughing) - Well, I was thinking about like, 'cause this doesn't bother me right now until it's going to bother me. It's like there will be a day where someone comments on my TikTok being like, "Holy shit, he's aged so much." - Oh my god, I get those all the time. - Really? - People were like, "Oh my god, she got so old." I'm like, fuck. - I can't believe they said that about it. - You're talking about it. - I think that's a way to attack her. - People just say stuff. - No, it is for sure. - Yeah, I don't think that's necessarily real. I'm not the brag, but I do get like, wow, is he still at the same age? So I feel really good. But I. - I don't have good genes. - But I do think that there is going to be the moment where I'm like, "Oh, fuck." I'm really, really nervous about it. I'm really nervous. - I think it's good on a guy though when they have like, crows feet. - Yeah, so. - I love crows feet. - Yeah. - Yeah, the things by your eyes, I feel really little. Yeah, I always thought that those look like cool and endearing and like make you feel more charming. So that's why I've never understood the Botoxics. I don't understand the wrinkles on the forehead. I think that is also like cool. And don't get why girls bitch about that. Only thing I've thought about is like Botox in my hands, but also like I just don't care. - Botox in your hands. - Yeah, for sweat. - Just to stop. - Oh, for sweat. And then other obviously like hairline, I just like don't, like I love wearing a hat. And I don't wear a hat for my hairline. I wear a hat because my hair, I don't know how to wear it and I don't like it. And I think like just, it holds, like I don't ever worry about my hair 'cause I just put the hat on. I think it's just so much easier. Yeah, that doesn't bother me. I don't know. But we'll see, I think if you ask me in five years, I'm gonna have completely new insecurities. So it's gonna be. - Yeah. - That's gonna be a whole day. - What are we gonna do tonight? - We're gonna eat McDonald's. - Yeah. - You're getting McDonald's? - Well, I ordered a Big Mac and a. - Wapper. - What? - There's a Burger King next to McDonald's and I'm like I'm missing America. It's been about five days. So I'm kind of gonna get a taste of both. Should we tell 'em where we're going next? - Yeah. real cliche European summer like like we went to can once for a day and it was so nice yeah yeah we're gonna can I couldn't believe it sorry it was for the audience we weren't telling you yeah oh my god look at that sunset wow that's perfect for a fucking party oh my god I'm pointing the mic now at the sunset guys David has the nicest room with a crazy big deck and it's like a purple sky that amw so nicely graciously yeah anyway yeah we're going to can we're going with the people I was supposed to join at Coachella the beyond group they got a house they're being so nice they're letting they're letting us stay at the house okay the house insane yeah it's like no it's insane I've never seen anything like this great yeah it's really what's what's can like exactly I have no idea I've never done this we're doing the film festival but not like the actual film festival just but you go every year I've never done this this oh there's can lion and then there's can this is this two weeks has been the busiest like European experience I think I'll ever have oh wow yeah hey you know what was interesting was um Adam was talking about last night the the standing ovations that the movies get yeah the can't film festival yeah yeah they get like when you looked it up what's the longest 22 minutes uh I think 22 yeah 22 minutes Garbo Del Toro pans labyrinth yeah so like after they screen a movie at can this is like a known thing yeah people stand in cheer you know this yeah and they cheer for like fucking 20 minutes they just sit and clap yeah that's crazy that it's crazy I mean I don't really understand it but like I guess it's like that is what it is it's like pretension steroids it's what it is it's like it's a pretension or it's just kind of like everybody like it is kind of nice to finish a movie for 20 minutes I don't know is that is that I've never even heard of that movie is that a great movie pan's labyrinth yeah oh like take the smashing machine that was the rock he did a movie the smashing machine yeah last year yeah and I'm pretty sure that one got like 15 minutes or 12 minutes no like something like that like every movie not every movie most likely movies get over three minute standing ovation that's just like culture there right I think you're just kind of celebrating the art I think you're just like clapping and everyone's looking around they're like hell yeah we're here I think maybe that's what it is maybe con is just so nice I think people were just like clapping for yourself yeah I can't believe I'm getting to witness this even though this movie was atrociously boring right I'm just here yeah if you had the opportunity to like actually go to one of the premieres and go on like like the carpet itself is so iconic everyone's in like full couture and tuxes and all this stuff would you like do that never never in a million years yeah why don't you go to the movie and and see that see if it gets a stabilization first of all there's no better theater than my local AMC that has iMacs there's no better than universal AMC I don't I don't know I'm not like a big like I hate red carpets so like I would never be like I don't like dressing up I don't like not wearing a hat I really like after parties for nice things I think that's like so fun but I don't like like the actual like here we are for this I just I and it's also like you have such imposter syndrome I got those things you're just like what am I doing here right I'm just like taking taking up a seat from somebody like wants to study sound design so what will you do for the week just go to parties and stuff I have no idea taking meetings so so so so the people are going with this like it's called the beyond group again and they like curate like a activities I have no fucking clue what to expect I don't know what to do they even asked us they were like what the things can we do that's fun and can and I was like I have no fucking idea like can is fun just to kind of lounge and like just like be like wow this is a can is like the French version French version of Newport Beach right in California yeah but with like nicer water it really is like the when I think of the bougie's place in the world I think of I think that I think the France yeah I think this is out the France for sure it's where you got you got all of it's entropy monaco can all within that you have a monaco too I don't know I'm like pretty tripped out yeah but I do like doing all these things just cross them off the buckets what about Norway and then we go to Oslo and then we go to Oslo and Natalie's like make sure to pack winter clothes I just checked the weather it's the warmest place we're going to be 76 in Oslo oh wow yeah which is crazy it's like it was like 50 there last week on the boat it was like 60 degrees out and I think it was the best boat weather I'm not much of a get in the water type of guy and I had the perfect excuse to keep my clothes on and also I was so happy it was so happy and it was just like nice because it wasn't like you could just hang out I don't know I loved it big big big time fan all right guys that's all time we have to for today's podcast I'm ending it because the McDonald's and Burger King is walking in the door right now we will see you guys hey what's up everybody we'll see you guys for the next episode of the views