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(upbeat music) - Guys, we're back again with Miss Smirnoff Ice. - As y'all know. - And it's official. Now we're officially here to recap love Island. - Oh no. - And we prayed for days like this. - And y'all already know I'm sipping on my Smirnoff ice. - Oh yes, we're both sipping on our little one too. Well, yes, and I have the tropical teaky. So if anybody wants to talk to me about that. - I have watermelon and berry Miss Smirnoff Ice. - Watermelon Wave. - With the strong for the lip combo. Like we need to be serious. - That is so delicious. - So we're just gonna do our little one too and tell you guys what we think about the show. Obviously and again shout out to Smirnoff Ice who has presented us with this opportunity to come to your life for VG. - Offer VG. And they also sent us some little like goody bag. Like one two. I don't know. They've been really, they've been giving us so much. - It has our names on it. - Okay. - Okay. - Like okay fine. - It's really cute. Okay fine. - We'll all need this in Fiji. - Well right. Cause it's like. - Well lady. - Malayde. - Malayde. - Wait. - Wait, what? - Wait. - Wait. - Wait. - Mine's a bikini. - What's mine, mine's a. - The Fanny Pack bus stop. - The funeral. - I'm like wait the guys. - The tattoo on the back. Hello. - Hello. - How about that? - Well, we can talk about it. We can do a trazee. - I'm like a trazee pie. - Our oral thought ring Fanny Pack. - No. Oh. - Well. What do we think it. Oh, I already know what this is. - Oh wow. - Cause y'all need to be so serious with us right now. - Right. - Y'all know about those. - Well cause you guys didn't come here for love, did you? - Again. - All yours is blue. - Oh my god. - That's gorge. Really happy for you. - I'm like I love bikinis. - I'm really happy for you, okay? - Well be here once a week and these episodes will go live. Every Thursday, accept this week because y'all already know - We're literally filming like the day of. - Yeah. - But yeah. And before we get started, we do have a little disclaimer which is, guys, just so everyone knows. You all know, upstairs Islanders is totally independent commentary, okay? We're not affiliated with Love Island or MVC in any way. Okay guys, we just love the show. - Yeah. - Is that okay? We're simply obsessed and this is just fan commentary. - No, we don't know MVC, we don't know the MVC suite. We don't know the MVs and we do not. We are not affiliated with MVC or Love Island in any single possible. - So just don't even worry. And without we are about to unload the clip. So thanks for being here. - Bo. - Genuinely, this season already. Y'all don't care. Y'all don't care. I already said it on TikTok but I'm gonna say here too on the big girl stage. Y'all were in the casting room passing around a swisher, a strawberry swisher and we can tell. Okay, and we can tell. Um, we're like, she's like (laughs) I was like, I'm gonna say I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop like literally. I'm so much totally like, and she's like, you know what? And you know what, and you know what, you know what? I got tagged in this take, talk mind you. Mind you, I'm checking on my iPad. I'm over here checking on my iPad 'cause I'm whatever. That's the whole other thing. Y'all watch the regular episode. And somebody tagged me talking about some the friend who always gives disclaimers when they're talking. I know that that's me but I do have to give this disclaimer before we start this just like entire recap series which is like, when I was watching Love Island on my couch last night, y'all know like honestly, like I be trying to lead with love in this bitch. Like genuinely my day to day y'all could not tell me anything that would really have me casting any kind of judgment that would really like actually hit you. The reason why Love Island be having my cortisol so spiked is because I be sitting on my couch turning into the nicest version I can say of this is like Wendy Williams or like Joan Rivers. Like I literally was on my couch saying things that I was like, if we believe in the karmic circle, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with a doll eye. We wouldn't be saying that. So I just want to say, you know what I mean? Like this is the entertainment purpose of yes, guys, we say it every time 'cause y'all remember last time we talked about a reality show. We got our butts popped. We think our butts popped really badly. Yeah. And so just before we even get started, let's just say listen. Number one, baby is all fake. It's just drag, okay? It's just drag. Number two, everybody on the show, A, wishing most of y'all least we gonna see what's going on light and love at the end of the day. You know what I mean? Yeah, like it's just giving, first off, they found y'all out the hospital. Like they literally went to the NICU and like picked up. The NICU. 'Cause they picked up all the babies from the NICU and babies. Because I'm like, everyone, 20, like, 22, 22, 22. Mind you? Mind you? Not to be 20 sale. Not to be 27. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid you're over 25. Genuinely, when your frontal cortex develops like, I'm being so serious, I was watching that show last night. Like I'm about to get a boat. I'm gonna get me a boat. Well, I'm already here, so don't matter. But I'm gonna get a boat so that we can get off this bitch when I was 22. I also was in that bitch. Like, no, honestly, guys, fuck it. Party, I'll raise you one better. National television? I'll. Don't do my girls. I want a football team. I'll literally give you a football team. No, you will not. Boom, boom. Because it's just like. No, no, no. Like my wig, guys, my wig. No, like my wig is like literally sliding to the side. Like literally. All of the sudden, like my braids are literally coming to us. No, out of the socket. Last thing to close the energetic circle before we really get it and start reading the dog shout of people. Because I can only assume that's what's gonna happen. Yeah, unfortunately. Unfortunately, genuinely y'all. Light and love to the girls, like, shout out with Lynn. Like, with Lynn said, these bitches show up to the Hunger Games and present themselves to us for entertainment purposes. Yeah. Everything that we say, I'll still shake every one of y'all hand, okay? Because you're just a person at the end of the day. Yeah. Every day your youngest day. However, I will say casting and production, don't give a fuck about you. They really are feeding y'all to the wolves because the first episode already had me like, guys, cut the camera. No, 'cause the dust that was being paid out to everyone, like, will be studied because that was literally the dust that they literally dusted off the fossils when they found the first T-Rex, my juice sitting in the Smithsonian. Like, bitch, they didn't give a mother a hate pay. Like, the bitches opened up the checkbook, bitch, it was done. It was done. Literally, it smelled out and put, like, let me give a fuck. They try to put dust numerically in the check. Like, I was just like, girl, they literally put the dust in the shape of numbers. Like, honestly. Hi. And, hey, how about we start here? Let's talk about the islanders. Can we meet the islanders really quickly? We'll meet the islanders. Um, okay. Well, I'm curious what you have to say. Again, I got to start the space with, listen, thank you for being here. You know what I'm saying? Love to my girl. I will say, I did fuck with the idea in a grand sense. Girl, they only had one light girl. I was like, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. Let's wake that up, but that's a whole new thing. Here's my thing about Ms. Mama. And we don't know 'cause it's early day. Not even early days, it's early day. Loving her, wanting her to find love. Where she, where she had me fucked up, though? See, I already talked about the episode, but I just have to say it. When she was talking to that man, who case, I still don't know their names yet. I'm sorry. KC, which I have something to say about him too. Shout out for us now. When she was talking to KC and he was like, she was like, well, he was like, wow, no, I don't really feel like we gotta be doing all that no more. I did it to that. And she's like, okay, yeah, well, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, you know, well, I'll walk you on the right side of the street, is it the right side? And she was like, yeah! I was like, bitch, woman. My biggest fucking pet peeve type shit. And see, this is why I can't watch this show. It makes me like, just makes me sound like massage on the stick as fuck. I can't stand, girls, stand up. I can't stand when we like do it. Oh my God, oh my God, the beard minimum. Why are you high-fiving him about walking on the right side of the street? And here's the thing. And here's the thing, you know what? Where I aid in her defense a little bit. - Go for it. - Is I will argue personally, KC, the guy that she's with, mind you, also for contact, you guys. - With the whole of it. - Yeah, I will, we've only seen one episode because of the way this is filmed. So just know, we're one episode, we're episode one in, next week is gonna be more of a bust-down bundle. - Right. - Oh, fuck. - Yeah, and I'm gonna have like a file keeper, like y'all don't use it. - With that being said, okay. With what they got at the villa, she's rocking with like the nicer? - KC? - You don't think KC's nice? - I think he's not proven himself to be egregious, but I guess I'm fearful through that action that that indicates like there's going to be men that are paying with like crumpled up ones and she's literally like, - Oh! - Someone paying with crumpled up one. - 'Cause get put your hand down. - Well, here's the thing though. - A little grace, a little, of course. - For me, coming from KC is giving like, he seems pretty like just simple, not simple in the sense like he's not smart. He obviously is a nursing assistant, like you can't just be like, boo, like to do that. But I'm like, he seems just like kind of like, this is me, I'm KC, what do you see is what you get? And I'm like, you know, he seems relatively sweet and decent. - Yeah, I mean, yes. Like, I don't know. - I have more to say about him, but yes. From what I can remember, and I'm just like, he's 22. - Yes, like in my team. He isn't with him or her fucking with him. My tea is like, I just personally don't like when we really hype up men for having things like basic consideration. Within the context of the conversation being like, yeah, like it's chivalry dead and he's like, I mean, I really feel like we gotta do all that no more. But yeah, I mean, I'll open the door. And you're like, oh, yeah, right, you're the best. No, I agree. 'Cause it's like, it could have gave A. Yeah. Well, and I feel like they kinda have that. Or 23, I think, when he was just like, yeah, I don't know. I felt like they had a cute little key key moment. And honestly, I'm kind of rooting for them. I think they just, interesting. I think they just need to cook for a second. Okay, wait, let's go through the islanders and we can talk about the actual shit. Yeah, but also I like her. She seems really sweet. Yeah, yeah. And again, I think it's a lot of nerves. I think it's a lot of your day one. Also, I will say if I was someone, which I'm like, she was so, she put herself out there and was like, hey, I'm feeling you. She didn't get picked. And so she kind of got put into this like, man-made. That's a tough one, yeah. Like, you know, love Island couple. And so I feel like, honestly, I would feel like I would be over-compensating to be like, wait, guys, you know what I mean? 'Cause I'm like, that's a tough spot. But she's really gorgeous. He seems like relatively decent and sweet. So I'm like, not mad at it. That's all. Okay, that's all. Okay. And we get to him. Okay. Beatrice. Beatrice. The girls aren't living for her. Really? The girls, well, I'll say like the girls I know aren't living for her. Okay, what's T? Well, she's what happens when I watch, like, pretty much by myself. Well, no, and that's the thing is you should, though, because at the end of the day, we should be coming over their own consensus. Yeah. I think she's just, she's presenting to the girls is kind of like, one of the like, I'm like, bro. Oh, bro. I'm like, bro. But then like, you know what I mean, like, bro. Yeah. Like, I'm like, a bro girl. Well, which reminds you, at the whole time, I thought she was the one that got kicked off the show. So I was waiting for her to get kicked off, 'cause I don't know why I just assumed. No. Well, yeah, I think the girl who did kick, kicked off, like, they have similar features. Okay, 'cause I thought she had brown hair or something. Yeah, so when I thought I was like, brown hair too, but I think she was shorter, honestly. Okay, team. With Beatrice, I'm like, or Mia. Sorry, Mia. Totally jacking up her name. Mia. Mia. Mia. Right? Mia Trees. Um, Mia. Gorgeous stunning. Paralympian, like, fucking badass. No, eight, the girl's up real bad. And I am really, really happy to see a disabled body on my screen. Like, honestly, let's wake up the fuck up. Yeah. I think the only thing is doe. I'm just like, I'm sorry. Her makeup was Sean had me like, so fucked up. But that like is, I don't know. Like, I just was like, ugh. And just like once it turned into at the challenge, them being like, and I'm a spit on it, sit on it. Like, I was like, wait, guys, your parents doe. But it doesn't matter, though. But it don't matter, though. Because when you started for Love Island, doe it don't matter, though. It's just like, and that's fine. And that's me being geriatric, like, right? Like, no, I mean, well, and we can get to that when we talk about like the shit. But like, yes, I agree. And also picking Sean is a choice that was made in period. Um, and him being a cop and knowing that is a choice. Like, guys, okay, like a lot of choices were made. Um, I will say I didn't really like watch much because I, the whole time, like, thought she was gonna get kicked. So I was like, oh, like, I don't have to, like, whatever. But then I was informed afterwards that that is like, not the same place I was like, fuck. Um, but because of that, I wasn't watching Helen Tentley because I was like, oh, this isn't gonna matter. Like, they're gonna like, sear her shit. Then it's gonna be like, she laughed at the middle of the night. Oh, no. So I didn't know that. Um, but like, she seemed chill. Like, she millenialed out, but she seemed chill. Yeah, she's like, she keep making these weird faces, though. Yeah. But that's okay. No, she'd be having this weird facial expression. No, she's queer. No, she's queer. But yeah, she's like, quirked up. But I don't know. She, she's really like pretty and seems sweet. Yeah. Um, and I like her. I like her. I like her. She's really sweet. Yeah, she's 25. Not even. Thank you so much. Well, I know. But she is serving Zillennial. Like, every time she'd be like, mm-hmm. I was like, oh my god. I have a lot to say about him. First words out of my mouth. Maybe that's clippical. No, sexual. That's a hobo sexual. And that's a different show that we could pitch. No. To reality TV. No. Because the only people, when the only people picking up is TLC, you know, you're fucking jobs. Wow. Rice. Mind you. And I say this like genuinely with love. Like, I say this like with love. Because what we need to do is just b- He just needs like a Bibi Bibi Bibi bout boutique. No. He needs, baby, he needs dry shampoo and he needs a cut. Well, but what has me sad is that he kept like touching his hair and doing that like shit where it like fucks up and it was like a little greasy so it was sticking. And it like actually made me sad because I understand the vibe of like, like you're like you're scared. Your hair fucked up for so. No. I think he likes the fact that he has a hairline still. That's what I mean. Like, I feel like he keeps touching his hair to let the girls know that his shit is a procedure. Well, you know, but that's it. That's it. It's day two. Bibi day two, he hits then. Well, because day one, he had it styled before he got on the plane. And then day two, he didn't know what to do. He got no hair routine. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Okay. And let me, I have a lot of thoughts about that. It's hate and is taking me. No. I have, first off, they did him absolutely disgusting, dirty and dusty when they posted the photos of him. Was that him? Yes. With the mustache? No. Oh, I don't know. Oh, okay, sorry. I thought you were talking about the mustache guy. No. But what I will say is like his like intro photo. I literally, or like the intro video or something. I was like, wait, what? It was like different. It like low key. I'm just like, I just don't think on, on video. I was like, okay. I see what's going on. He gives me like, clavicular. Well, and don't even get me started about my divas right there. Because you all have the chance to take it all the way. Um, let's see something. Let's see something. Yeah, like that. Like I was just like, because again, I'm telling you, the hairstyle, he had like a little pow pow. That right there, and he looks a mess. Like he looks the best. You look the best. Oh, no. No, no. When I saw that, enough. When I saw that, I was like, what the fuck? I'll do it. Sorry. It's fucked up. It's just like, clock the fan page. We already have. I was just like, what? And you know what's so brazy? You know it's so brazy. No, I didn't know to you about this. But I was watching with a man. And the whole time when he was saying modeling, he was like, he was a young model. He not modeling no more. And I kept being like, bitch, you're being a hater. And I'm like, well, and that's the proof. And that's the tea real bad with, unfortunately, the male models. Oh, they kicked them out before they're literally like 12. It's fucked up. Oh, here's it. Here's it. He's always had that long hair, though. He need to, let's bring it in. Let's bring it in. Here's the thing with Bryce. Okay. In 2016. He was eating so nasty. That's the kind of 2016 corner of the audience. Okay. My least favorite thing about men in LA genuinely, it's the thing that like literally pisses me off so bad is you're like allowed to have a job. Like, do you know that being a creative in LA, a lot of people have side hustles, and that is like so normal. And it's like, it's so normal to model for Calvin Klein. And then also cater the next week. Oh, for sure. And I feel like our whole show. Yeah. And I feel like him being like, yeah, sometimes I have to like fix garbage trucks. And like, I just say that. Yes. I was like, I'm embarrassed to say this. And like, you're head up. And then hold it. I'd be like, girl, I wasn't listening. That's fuck you. Oh, my God. I don't know why I didn't hear that. Well, in his intro too, he was like, you know, as a model, I'll have so much money one month. And then like, you know, two months, I'll be ballin' and then the next month, I'll have like nothing. And I'm just like, and that's okay. And I'm like, that's a very LA thing. And he'll be like, you know, so I've always had to figure it out. I've always, and I'm like, this is my grife, though. It's just, I think that there's some, sometimes, a sense of entitlement that they're like, I do this. Therefore, I simply can't do this. And I'm like, two things can exist. Like, you can model and fix garbage trucks. And like, there's nothing wrong with that. If that's like your means to survive. But that doesn't like downplay. Like what you are. And what you've done. And you're portfolio. And sometimes it's like, you know, at one point you were a model. And then like, we move on. But I just feel like that ego-tistical shit of like, I'm a model. Yeah, I did Calvin Klein, did it all. And then he's like, yeah, but I also like fix garbage. Right. Well, that's good. Girl, I don't know. And that's what I mean. That's why I'm just like, is the, are the checks bouncing? Because it kind of gets well. Well, and if I'm assuming that he started modeling when he was like, a lot younger, then it's like, when you build yourself a sense. Your sense of self around something like that. Like, I'm sure it's a little humbling to like grow up and feel like. Yeah. You know, like, you need to get your, your values aligned. And the check of just like, girl, you can do all the things are just fine. Yeah. Like, if he'd been modeling since 14, you know, he'd be like that. Yeah. I think he came off a little ego-tistical. And that's very fair. And I'm also wondering if everyone shares their age because there's no way. Yeah, they do. What to each other? Yeah. Well, he, when he got with Trinity, he literally was like, low key, it just me out that she's 22. All right. Because he's like, I'm the oldest in the house. She's the youngest. And he was just like, you know, at 20, he was like, your brain develops at like 26. And he was like, I just feel as though maybe we like, you know, it's like she's too young. So then. Okay. But I don't really I don't know what it is I don't know. Well, I'm just saying, like, I don't know if he knew that, like, off-ramp when they first came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, through their, like, small combos. But that's my thing is, like, men be doing this shit where it's like, oh, fuck, like, oh, damn it. Like, her brain's not developed, like, whatever, but I don't know, I'm still, like, what? Well, they ended up not choosing each other at the end. Well, yeah, but bitch, she was kissing the fuck out of her in that little new little tang they got. Well, which part's worse? The door. The door. The greenery. Which we'll get to that. But, like, yeah. The greenery. Yeah, where they can sit. The new place? Yeah, the new place that they have and he was, like, kissing on her and I'm, like, girl. But I'm just, like, you know, it's enough. Well, that's what I mean. Like, I don't know. They're going to kiss each other like that in the challenges, anyways. Well, yeah. That's the fucked up part. So, that's what I mean. Like, I feel like if you're really, like, vying for a romantic connection, then it's like, okay, you want to do some kissing or maybe you're just horned up as day one, like, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just, like, I don't know. I just don't, I guess my tea is like you, but you don't follow through. Like guys will be on these shows talking about, damn, she held a young, but then you don't follow through. Like, you say all that and you'll still be like, can I kiss you, though? And I'm like, okay. Well, this was before. Oh. So, like, previous, like, day one, they, like, had to just take that out. Right. She was like, whatever. And then the next day before they had, like, are you going to stay with her? Do you like her? Like, when they were doing, like, the whole, like, breakfast, like, post breakfast. He was just like, I don't like she's young and like, he was like, I don't, you know, like, I'm the oldest in the house. She's the youngest, like, whatever. And I think that also, besides them, not really being each other's, like, like, you think she's pretty, she thinks he's fine, but like, I think interest wise, like, he's from L.A. She's from the South. Like, I'm a real Astrakath bitch from the South. She's just 22. Like, that shit really does. Yeah. And she walked like a man, man. And she said that too. Girl, I said that at 22. So, but that's why they didn't choose each other. Yeah. But it's just like really stressy. We out. They got the girls out there at 22. Like, that really stresses me out. But I'm like, just as the ghost of Christmas future, yeah, bitch me at 22. I was literally in the cut, like, I would have been in the cut, like, hell of a cut. Like, I would have been in the cut, like, oh, it would have been sick. And then I would have turned 25 and been like, because when the clip circulated every year, I'd literally be like, okay, guys, but when I, like, literally, like, did a cartwheel onto his neck with my hands and then, like, we kissed, like, spider-mean, like, that was me, like, I was young. We just stole, which is stiltsure. I mean, I don't see that from place of shame. But that's what I'm saying. I'm like, as people, you know, you be 22, you be 23. And then you think about it when you're 25, 26 and have, like, a whole spiral about it. And then you really say it. Well, and you release it. But I just, like, from a producer standpoint, because I know everybody in that room, 38, I'm like, y'all don't give a fuck. Well, they had to. Y'all don't give a fuck. Who else could act in such a way other than the one who's 22? To my point. To my point. Exploding the youth. Anyway. You don't like him. My tea is like, like, even this picture, but like, I'm not, I'm not like, I don't think he's like a bad person. I don't think any of them are bad people. I don't think bad people are a real thing. But anyway, I don't think he's like a bad person, which stresses me out about him is the performance of masculinity is so fierce, which I'm like, listen, if my king, born and bred in Fresno, California, I know the tea, you know what I mean? In the sense of not on Fresno, but just in the sense of like, maybe there's, I don't know, you stay in one place your whole life, you know what I mean? You got your dynamics. Like, you do what you want to. I don't know what his show is just yet. But like, like, the thing that he's just me out when I'm watching him is, maybe you can smile. Like every time he talks, he's like, and then, or like, if he smiles, he goes, he'll really be like, well, and I'm like, girl, okay, a couple notes on Casey because Q and I were on the couch. Well, Q had me bitch role last night, which we go and get to, like, we go and get it. We're gonna like get into how Q had me like, I have to tell this joke, like, literally y'all need to hear it. It had me fucking like laughing, so goddamn hard. Okay. Here's the thing with Casey. I think he's shy. Yes. For sure. For sure. For sure. So I think he's like shy. And I think, again, I think he got humbled, like, real bad in the same way. Like, Anaya did where he was just like, didn't get surprised. Yeah. But it's just like that kind of thing where it's like, you know, I think he was like, oh shit. Like, kind of felt maybe a little embarrassed and like, it took him back a little. And then I think he was also feeling nervous about the fact that, like, him and Anaya were in this, like, couple that was, you know, love Island chose them as a couple, not like, they chose each other. And so I think he's like, kind of like head down a little more, probably a little more self-conscious and like, he's on camera, like, I was thinking about that last night and as someone who, especially when I was like 22, 23 baby rejection or just being rejected in any way, like publicly and worse, like, literally peacock crash last night. Like, I was like trying to watch the violin and it crashed. So it was just like on one of the most, like, public platforms, I personally, too, would be like, wait, am I smiling? Like, you know what I mean? Oh, I would be like crashing the fuck up. Yeah. So I think, you know, he has like this awareness that he didn't like start with. And now I think he's a little bit in his head. But I will say all the things of like included and him choosing the plant and whatever. I do think he's really sweet. I think he seems to actually care about Anaya and I don't know. I think he's like, like, I felt like all their conversations, like they were like laughing and like making jokes with each other and they seem to have like a key key. I don't know. He seems sweet to me. Yeah. I mean, I don't think they're going to stay together and I didn't choose each other. Huh? They didn't choose each other. They chose to stay with each other. Right. That's what I mean. Yeah. They chose to stay with each other at the end. Yeah. I mean, I would be happy to be proven wrong. I just like don't see it for them. Really? I just don't. I just thought they had chemistry, like, when he, like even after she was like, oh, I know. I was like, I don't know. I felt like they kind of like vibe. I mean, I definitely think they're like a key key, but I don't see it for them. And I also, I will say, I don't love when I just, I think I have a hard time getting into the like, when people get paired together because nobody else chose them and then all of a sudden they're like cuddling and kissing and shit. Well, not cuddling and kissing. Well, they were cuddling and kissing. Well, cuddling and kissing because I think when they, the posts, them talking, like, I feel like if I was with someone who to got reject, like no one chose them and then like whatever. And then we have our debrief upstairs. It could go one or two ways, which is like, like, okay, like who would you have chosen or like, you know, what's your typical type or like whatever. And when he said like, I look, he thought you were going to be behind my door. And like, I, you know, like he was like, I was hoping it was you behind my door. Girl who missed that? Yeah. See, that's what I mean. I didn't hear, but I just don't feel it for them. I'm sorry. Okay. I just feel like he was kind of like explaining to her that he was like, I like you. I'm attracted to you. And like, I want to like grow this, you know, experience. And she was like, I'm on YouTube. Like, it just, you know, whatever. And he was just saying like, I hope she opens up to me because I don't know if she's feeling me yet. And then post breakfast when they had their like key key on the like lounge chairs, I felt like they connected. So to me, period with Casey, I feel like they're going to like, I don't know. I see it for them personally. Period. Would love that for them. And I just think for me, like, I really hope for him as a character, like he just kind of gives me that vibe of like boy who, I mean, obviously they're literally on big brother. So it's like not even too much on them. But just like boy who is a little bit shy and like kind of reverts to that like mask, like, you know, you know, the boys, just I can feel like his wall up, which is like girl period. If I was fucking, if there were 55 cameras on me, it would also be the same way. But my hope for him is that he can kind of like relax into it because I'm like, maybe you can smile. You can laugh. Like, it's okay. Like, that's what he was saying on, on their initial conversation. Well, and I know, but I just hope that it happens though because every time he smiled, he literally like readjusted and I was like, we don't have to do that. Yeah. We don't have to do that. Well, he was just saying like he's really in this picture. Like I'm like, baby. Yeah. Well, he was just saying he's really shy and like it's yeah, but he's like, oh, like I usually start to open up. So I'm like, yeah. And I want to see that for him because I feel like he's giving like chill out guy, but I'm just like, I can't if you don't keep doing the like rubbing your hands together. I'm like, maybe just be because then we all go live for you. Yeah. Trust. And so I'm like, I feel like hearing your perspective and like my perspective because you didn't watch together. And like, we read people two different ways because I just I can see like the the physical like suppressing and I don't love like I can see when he talk like I was like the whole time. I was like, every time he talks, he won't just smile, but like his smile kind of like creeps like he's always like, and then like, I don't like, I don't know. But then every time he would laugh, he'd be like, and I was like, baby, when we let that go, bitch, you about how we go ride. Yeah. Well, because we're right. Like his vibe seems very chill, but I'm just like, I just see the way the way the patriarchy has touched the man. I'm like, stop. Well, and I'm like, that's to be expected because I'm like, you know, we have all, but I'm just like, he, I would like, chalk that up to like being self conscious and also if you're like naturally shy, I feel like I'd be like, overtly aware that I come across and I'm not judging him for that. But I'm just like, bitch, when we can work through that, like we about to be so fucking up. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like once it's like post like 24 hours, we'll like, let's give him a week. Honestly, tonight, even like next week, like I feel like he'll be like feeling a little more chill. And we'll see after the bombshells get integrated, too, because that's why I'm like, guys, like I'm treading on water still. I don't know. Yeah. I'm scared. I'm scared. Because that bombshell literally looked like a brats stall. Oh, she was like insane. Hello? Oh. Um, Kenzie, who's getting like, absolutely shredded to smithereens in the group chat, make seriously. Kenzie, who didn't nuke her shit. - Oh, she did a new cushion? - Well, here's, I don't know if you knew the T about Kenzie, but she, everyone, she was the one, okay. (laughs) They went through her socials as they do as one. - Which, yeah. - And when she was in high school, she had a picture with like her friend and they had like trump shirts on. - Right. - And so that was high school. Now she's post grad, she's 24. And there's also a video of her in a frat house and there's like a Trump flag in the back, which I'm like, okay. I wanna go into a frat house with a Trump flag, but like, if you like are from like, Kennesaw, Georgia, then you could probably do that. - You're literally blonde here at in blue eyed. - Yeah. - I'm sure you can go into many of spaces, I can't go into. - Yeah, that would happen. - It makes sense, that would mean. - But her bestie says that those aren't, her beliefs anymore, 'cause she was in high school and her bestie, which, her management, she has management already, amazing. - Oh, I know of us. - Said that, I don't know her best friend was like, you know, she did like her clinics and stuff and one of the ladies there didn't speak shongylish so she like learned Spanish, so she could like, better like help her patients and stuff. Which, great. But I'll, here's this that I have to say about that whole shabbacle, debacle management. It's just like baby. - Baby, the only thing she's booking after this is like a contact lens deal. - Yeah, like I'm just like, enough. Here's the thing, what I have to say about Ms. Kenzie and her friends coming to the defense, like whatever, like I wrote in a new book with her once. Like, okay, here's the thing. If I used to be a Trump supporter or a supporter of something I no longer support, I would be very clear on my views now because I think if you have the privilege too, why would you not? And arguably, I think it is just one of those things where I'm like, again, now that's what sucks is like, you're allowed to change your mind, you're allowed to change your opinion, you're allowed to grow. - And thank God. - Yeah, I'm not going to change of true. - You'd have true. And I'm not going to crucify you on the cross if like you have the same political views as your parents. Like, that's very common. That's what happens. What can you do? Besides go to college and hopefully expand your brain. - Yeah, 100%. What I have to say to Ms. Mama is like, if you understand the cultural impact of what you look like, who you are, and the privilege that you have as a white person, and what it means to like, it's not like, oh, I just like, you know, like, I don't like him. Like, I don't like Trump. No, it's bitch. It's like, you got to like, stand somewhere. - Well, within the context too of coming on Love Island, it's like, baby, if you don't want the girls, like literally, literally what's your tea? You got to say your, and that's what I'm saying. I'm like, you already knew your shit was going to get ransacked from the bottom to the top. - Because the Love Island bitches don't play. So I'm like, you literally know you got your shit ransacked from the bottom to the top. So I'm like, of course, they're literally gonna find the photo of you in high school. That literally, you're wearing the Trump shirt. - Right. - And it's just like, baby, take that the fuck down. - Girl, well, and the tea is, we don't even notice. Is it still up? Is that why they found it? 'Cause you know the girls behind. - Yeah, it was actively on baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. - Okay, well, I guess we'll have to see what the fuck going on with her, but I will say. - Yeah. - She's me in the sense that, coming back to the show. She's me in the sense that, like, personally, what's his name, Zach? Charlie, bro, bro? - Yeah. - Personally, if I was in the village, Zach, and he literally looks at me, my fucking eyes, and was like, usually I go for bone hair, but blue eye, I'd be like, well shit, we could try to, you know what I mean, like the way how she, (laughs) the way how he hit her with, yeah, like Masha, usually like darker features, like darker, like just a lot darker features, and she was like, okay, so like, what do you want for breakfast tomorrow? I was like, exactly, exactly. - Well, here's the, he told her right then in there what the tea was, I fear. - And she held onto that so hard, and I'm like, mama. - Well, because, again, baby, mind you, if Zach said that to me, and I was a bleach fucking blonde, I'd be like, give me four weeks, I'm going to handle it. - Oh no, I'm like, literally, let me get a charcoal mud bath for now. - Well, literally, I'm like, baby. - I'm like, let me get some hat. Like literally. - Literally, so like that. - I'm about to muddle up some blackberries and handle it. I'm like, guys, because I'm sorry, but like, if Zach didn't want me, y'all could just take me out the roller. So we'll get to that later, but. - See, well, and here's the thing with Ms. Kenzie, I'm like, girl, I'm sorry. - Like Ms. Kenzie. - Ms. McKenzie, I'm not rocking with you, but like, wishing you, wishing you. - And on your way. - On your way. - On your way. - Ah, yeah. Girl, we go and prayers up in the chat. - Pairs up in the chat for Ms. Kenzie. - Well, also she's like, I don't even know if like, I like, like, then stand on it. Like, if she don't fuck with him. - Yeah, like, she was kind of like, I don't know. I want to be like adorned in someone who's obsessed. - No, and that. - And all the things, and I'm like. - Okay. - That's the thing about love Island though, everybody else already coupled up, boo. - But that's the thing. - I'm like, if you aren't fucking with him, then why would you, why would you still stay with him? - Because we must not forget like, it is a game show. - Yeah. - In the sense that they literally be like, you're single, you're off the, like, the. - Yeah. - And that's why, wow. - Wow, wow, that's why she has me. - And that's why I've been having trust issues with these bitches like, seriously. - That's why she has me. - Let me talk about Ms. Mama from Philly, mind you. - From Philly, mind you, the home of Rome, and also like, bitch, her fucking mug, so nasty. - Her mug is like crazy. - Mind you, when they pulled up her essence here, I was like, oh, obviously you guys are gonna be together, like y'all gotta have a pretty off. - Yeah. - Like all shit. - She's like, Miss Gorgeous as fuck. And she's like, she seems really shit. - She seems really awesome. - When we went to Philly on tour, y'all are the realists. - Y'all are taking it. - The building. So I don't know, I really like her. And I said she's like, real and I fuck with her. - Yeah, she's everything. I'm just up with her. - I keep close to her in the villa. - Yeah. - I was the her friend. - 100%. - So like, pairs up that like, that stays that way. Y'all, like, it's so really, I'm scared. Which shot our Hannah because Hannah was like, bitch, you need to be on that island. And she chomps that. Because I cannot, here's the thing again, here's the thing. And I'm not a parent, so I don't know. I really don't. You gon' come on this program in my fucking, in my house, mind you, and house is all over the country. Talking about some. Yeah, I'd love to have more babies like I love that shit. But you have a two year old, and then police department fucked up. Did you hear from the police department? Oh yeah, they fucked up. He had to be like, like a girl. - They said, oh hell wow. - They said, okay, let's rewind the tape. Let's do this. - Mind you, you're 29. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me do some math for y'all. Okay, so his first relationship, I'm assuming that he was in, 'cause it was a 10 year relationship. - Right, it started at eight. - That didn't end with a ring. - Well, because they probably got together in high school. - Right, 10 years. - Too long. - 10 years? - Yes, 10 years too long for me. - Yes. - Because it's like in, okay. - Right, chalk it up to high school. - Right. - Let's speed up the tape to 25, right? - Right. - By then. - Woo, that's crazy. - If you're with someone like a cool five, six, seven. - Yeah. - You would know if you're like, down to put a ring on it or not. I don't know what the circumstances are. I don't know the T of the relationship, but I just know that that's like 10 years too long, Loki. - That's the thing is just like when you start, 'cause when you put it like that, it's true they had to get together when they were 15 or 16, which you are literally like not even a human. It's just one of them, when he said they fell out of love, I was like, well yes, because those are all your formative years. - Okay. - Like those are the years when like the most possible change just even as a human happens, which is why my kid will not be dating till they're 32. - But like it really is one of those things where it's like, well yeah. - So, okay, so let's chalk it up to like maybe in the timeline, they break up when they're 26. And he goes, absolutely hog wild. - Well yeah, I'm like. - I'm in the noggin, since he was a kid, bro. - And he said that. He said I was going crazy. - Yeah. - Like he literally got a girl pregnant. - Well, hog wild, okay. And like literally. - Literally, hog wild. - Yeah, we go wild. - Like it's okay. - It's okay. - We go wild. - We get it. - We get it. - Not throwback. - We get it. - We can go wild. - We can go wild. - Anyways, more on that on 11. Anyways, Sean, getting someone pregnant and then like moving, so he could be like closer to his baby, whatever. - Right. - Mind you, okay, whatever. I like, I can't, like my head hurt. - There's a lot of things happening. - Sean. Sean. There's a lot of things happening here. - There's a lot of things I'm fucking clocking. I'm just like, Filipino, like I don't know. But it's just like a cop, like nigga, you're dead raw. Not even, not even a magic mic or a fucking. - Why can't I think of a chip in Dale? - A chip in Dale. Not even a chip in Dale cop, like a real one with a badge and shit, like. - Well, and apparently he, he don't really bleed that blue though because when the call came, bitch, he done cute. Baby, they had the police station talking about, we need him home, like Gary come home. - Well, that's insane. - That's insane. - The police department, the mayor being fucked off that he left town. - Well, it's just scary, really. - But the mayor wrote a statement that he'd be like, all the tax dollars going to his training in the police academy. What the fuck, like the fuck? - He'd bleed red, like you know what I mean? Like he ain't bleeding. lead him blue y'all, like he's allowed to quit. Like, well, you know, he literally just didn't show up. And they so fucking creepy when they were like, quit preferred. Personally, for me, I'm like, we could get the fuck out of there. But that's not even, it's, it's a sin, right? But like, let's go over your worst ones. Sin number one, you had every bitch in their hog tied with an apple in their fucking mouth during the make-outs, Nick, chill, growl, chill, literally, because now I got the red white and blue one, because when he pinned Mama's hands above her fucking head, literally what the first kiss, I was like, you need to be under arrest. You, you are so, and I think he was playing into the cop thing, like, which is honestly here because it's just like you over here gripping everybody booty, like too fit, just like oiled up booty, like that shit was so sick. That shit was so sick. And then they go have him talking about, yeah, you know, doggy, my favorite position, because I like to insert words that I don't even want to fucking say. But you're going to, but who spearheaded that? Who? Miss Mama. Well, Bia, when Bia said, well, I like doggy, because I want to be, when the girls are playing mute, I was like this. Oh, yeah. Well, this is what she said. She was like, I like doggy, because I want that to spit on it, sit on it, like do a trick on it. Well, he said spit on it. And she said sit on it. So I was like, she went first with the spit. Yeah. And then, well, he said the spit, but she exactly, but he matched her free. Well, because I like to spit and you, sir, but she, my, she will father to the future. I'm not. It's right. But I'm just saying, but I'm just saying he went on there and was like, oh, she's like talking shit. I don't know how to talk shit. Is it fine? She was literally over there like, to do blah, blah, I'll be like, and what he said, like you're not going to catch me on peacock talking awesome. I like doggy because are you fucking serious right now? No, no, no, thank you. No. And then he over here again, dig everybody booty. Like it's just too much. It's too much. It's too much. I mean, like the kissing alone, like I would have been like all of those were a body. Like you really caught like big body. Oh, I'm like bitch, that, that ain't no kissing to me. But, okay. Well, honestly, period king, like, I don't know, like he to freak representative, I guess he's doing too much since here. You see this man right here, sincerely, sincere. Do you see this man right here? Cause let me tell you two things about sincere number one. We taken it all the way. We taken it all the fucking way. Okay. I can only hope. I can only hope again. It's early day, it's really day. Number two, personally, I would be in that villa, sneaking sacred drops onto that fucking hairline and literally like we should share on it. No. Oh, when I'm taking the batteries out the clipper. No. Yeah. This is what needs to happen. Don't even tell me no buzz. Don't even tell me about it. If you had a fucking buzz cut, like some jarhead ass buzz cut because honestly, guys, here's the thing, which I agree with you in the sense of he needs to pick one. It's either buzzed or it's not. But when he, when he let that remy flow though, when he let that remy out, baby, I'm going to put a headband on him and I'm going to put some sacred initiate and they don't catch me on the cameras. Like, baby, the clippers are done. Well, that's what I was going to say. I'm like, hopefully there's someone in here who can give him a line up. Well, there's simply has to be. There's simply has to be. He was the last year who was doing everyone's hair. Right. The barber. The barber. Who? You're, I, since here, here's the tea. You're sweet, you're nice. I like what's going on. Kind of everything. That's a diva right there. Yeah. Like you seem sweet enough. Um, I fear I just do need to see you with a jarhead buzz cut and then I'll like, STF you. And it's just like girl pick one. Honestly, let him make a vote. That's what they should do. Does he get an, and we've installed the front so that it matches the rest of his air. Does he buzz it? Maybe we can vote on our phones. I don't know. I just, it's not my favorite. But like, he is absolutely stunning. Gorgeous. He's absolutely stunning. Gorgeous. I did here in the great find again. Like when you have like access to his hot straight man, like you start learning shit for real, but like I do have access to the idea. I guess it's like a thing for athletes, specifically the like lined up in the front like that and then the one too. But I don't, I'm not an expert in that, but like he does have a lot of it lined up. Yeah. Like it's kind of like a hole in. Yeah. Well, I was going to say I'm like, that's definitely a hair style. Like I do it. Well, he's giving like this hair right now. Like how it is is the style. Yeah. Because when he took it out, I was like, what, but the, you know what I mean? But I yeah. I'm like, I feel like the guys who I've seen with this haircut usually have a lot of shit going up up there because then they do the button. They're kind of like a portrayment to the button. But I'm just personally like, I mean, I'm down for the shave, but I just feel like he's too pretty. No, like that was that Remy fucking not too pretty to have a buzz cut. But I just mean like pretty in the sense of like girl, let's just lean into it and let's grow this shit out. No. And let me do some little twist and you know, let me do a little, let me get a little job in a two months. If he, since here, if you hit us with the buzz cut. Yeah. If you come over, one of us will do your hair. You can close your eyes opening. You have a new hairstyle. But I would, I would be in the villa like, Hey, like, like I don't have to be like stimulating the growth right there. Like, Hey, like come here. You know, when I'm with us with him, I like him a lot. I think he's very cute. And I think they have the opportunity to take it all away. If I make this Trinity do pre Trinity do pre do mon Trinity is 22 as hell. She's 22 as hell. And here's the thing, like all of my like anti-22 year olds on television propaganda 22 and honestly 23 isn't even from a place of like, because genuinely girl, we all, we all been 22, ain't no tea. Like it's not coming from a place of shade or like you should be ashamed like you shouldn't. My spirit just feels very like protective. Like I feel like I see 22 now and I relate to it so heavily that I'm like, guys, if y'all put me on love island at 22, I would be saying things that would actually put my family to shame. Yeah. Well, you know, because where she from again, Sav. She's from Virginia. Okay. So I'm like, you know, in a model because that face card nasty. Yeah. The face cards like in Zane. So like, you know, a little bit of like a southern route happening there. And like, you know, she said she wants to get married like right now, type shit. And like, you know, when she was paired up with Bryce, it's giving like, he's not man enough for her. Like, she was like, you're Hela LA and I don't fuck with that. So I'm just like, I think she's giving like a little tried, you know, just like in values. No, totally totally. But she's also like a heavy 22. So in the sense that like her actions and like, people get married at 22, all the goddamn time. But there is like, there's a, there's a, there's a sweet gaw to that. And that's what I live at the fuck up. Okay. Like, do your one too. And it's just like, honestly, like granny talking, like it's granny being like, I'm just like, projecting that like bitch. Yeah. Well, and that was the thing I didn't fuck with is when Anaya, all the girls were like, no, I don't have rosters. I don't have rosters. And Anaya was like, I have rosters. Like, I think it's good to have rosters. And all the girls were like, almost like disgusted with her. And I was like, I don't fuck with that. Because we're also conservative, you see? Yeah. But I was like, I don't fuck with the fact that like, you're about to have a roster fucking too. Well, this is roster island. Yeah. No, literally. So I'm just like, I don't know. I didn't fuck with that like shaming. I just fuck with her. But I was like, yeah, yeah. I will say to like, I fear. And as we, you know, talk about the actual episode, like, it is so obvious that Gen Z is here, babe. And we are on screen because like even the first 10 minutes of all the girls coming, I was like, this is the most Gen Z should have ever seen in my entire life. Also, what's her name, Kayla? Sorry, what's her name? Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie being like, Kenzie being like, yeah, like my moonsign, like, I feel it at night. Like, I go like, so I was like, you know what, guys? You know what? This is why they trying to dunk on us because guys, and mind you, she's a fucking sad. So she's going to go absolutely ate shit with the preview had her crying. I was like, exactly. Not some sad shit, bro. I'd be crying, but no shout out Trinity and honestly, just like casting a protection spell over you sister and just like loving you so much. And like, yeah, she don't get hurt. Oh, she don't get. My God. Can I say my God? My God. Isn't awesome. God, you right. My girl and your brother finally and your brother. And nobody wants to talk about the first one. You know, I'm saying all shade, all love and all shade really all love though at the end of the day. Like, I would be in that villa. Like, it would be all the boys bringing them to me. Like, he is like genuinely like insane as fuck. Like, like he is like genuinely insane as fuck like insane. Like insane. Like insane. Like, aggression. Like, I'm just like what? When I was in when I was in Greece, they had it going the fuck on. Like then it's just my bitch bad and who she like, he is just absolutely. No, that bait is so nasty, but I will say what not not even but because mind you, if I was there, I'd be in there, like you want to make an alliance. Like I'll be turning to survivor. Like if we just take it out, bitch, we get whatever. I will say I don't think he in there for love though. I don't even think he in there on some like clouded up shit, but I do think he's in there on some like, maybe he just doing a side quest real quick because he saw bro bro do it and production was probably like, your brother fine as fuck. Like will he come through he was like sure fuck it because I'm like, unless he actually finds the love of his life in this villa, bitch, he better just play. No, he better just go under like he's just like, oh my god, I love a bombshell, but I'm gonna let y'all do whatever you want to do. I'm gonna let y'all do whatever you want to do. He would have literally came in the villa out of been like, oh, y'all. And that's what I'm saying. Like talk a lot of the same, being kind of the same in that way. I would have been like, you like blondes. Okay. Well, Um, have you ever tried like, it's just like, okay, let's try this one. Have you ever tried? Um, he's just like fine period. He's fine period. Um, but yeah, I, I, I am interested about this new bombshell who just came in because she kissed him first. She has the face of like, literally, like, Athenian goddess. Like she literally looks like it was actually like Aphrodite. Well, she literally looks like Aphrodite's stunning. Girl, I hope she could. Oh, and her like, her thin brows. I was like, you were so, like, delicious. You were so, like, yeah, she's got thisness and we'll see. I don't know. He can handle all that, but we'll see. Yeah, because I would try to do. He could, if he could, they would, I mean, like, period. And again, a mug off. Like, he's like, Gorgian, I, I like him. I was, yeah, his vibe was right. Yeah, I would have tried to tell him, they're on some whatever shit. Like, he'd just be like, I think also to maybe like the first initial round of girls, like, work like his tea, but more to come. But I'm like, he did get paired up with Kenzie, and I don't think that's his tea. It's not, but I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, I can see him. I can see him with a couple of people in the house. Oh, yeah, you know, they all try to do their like, you know, so let's just let's just let it marinate. Let's let it marinate. Okay, this is the bombshell. Again, I will say I feel like the cast is so 2016. Like this man in 2016 would have had bitches literally like bet over say. Well, that's what I was cute and I when he guys when this motherfucking bombshell came on, just looking absolutely fucking delicious. Like, absolutely like two delicious ass bitches like coming in and doing what bombshells should do. Yeah, because they were some real bombshells. Absolutely. He just looked absolutely fucking delicious. Yeah, I was just like, you look the fuck good and he's from Brazil. So I literally said I was like them Brazilian people are a million people are so also I'm like, I wonder if he's a model got to be he yeah, he probably is okay. I was like, I was going to see open up the Instagram fucking models for a bitch from Miami, though. Yeah, I was like, I think he models for a source because I was like, I Hello, like recognize your face. Wow. Here's the thing. Buzz is your judge like, yeah, with a buzz cut, he's absolutely so crazy fine. He's like, yeah, the bus takes it because these are kind of whatever. Yeah, like you're crazy fine. And literally I was like joking and I was like, I need like the Rio de Janeiro like bum bum cream. Like I was literally go after him and be like, can you put like the Rio de Janeiro like bum bum cream on me? Thank you. Cause he thought he was fine. It's like too cute. Literally goes, no, I'd ask for it like, the Rio de Janeiro bum bum loop. Actually, you're very smart. I love you. That's dumb as fuck. The bum bum loop actually all night had me play. I've been waiting all day to literally talk about the Rio de Janeiro bum bum loop. He is absolutely fine as shit. And Kenzie literally goes, when he shows up, he goes, he's fine as standing on the green mind. He's standing on the green. He's fine as fuck. No, no, that's no, that's real. He is just fine. That's real. No, he's, I personally, unfortunately, wouldn't be. I wouldn't shoot no shot. I would be so honest, but maybe when they walked in, but I was gagged. I wouldn't shoot no shot, but I was like, chase shot. No, he's like, that's like, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, those bitches. And let's see, let's pull her up too, Miss mama. Let's pull her up. Because I don't know where they found this. I am V. U.S. bitch. She's 22. She's gorgeous. No, that face card is absolutely insanely sick thing. Yeah, it's really sick. No, and her, the thin brows that she has, the thin street brows that she has, you know, she had to do her one too. And like, they got these girls fresh out the dive bar. Yeah, well out beneath you. I'm like, that's like, period. She's absolutely stunning gourd. No, she's absolutely stunning. She about to turn it up. She genuinely gave me like 27. Yeah, actually, gagged. Oh no, I, I thought she was giving young D bar. Oh, wow. Maybe I made, the face card was just like so serious that I was like a girl. Like that face is absolutely sick. Like when you can take a photo from down low like that. Oh, just like how? On the flow, bitch on the flow girl. Fuck you. Like me when I'm a roach. Wow. With that fucking dress. And here's the thing too. Like, I hate to do it to him. I hate to do it to him. But some of the dresses that I saw on this program, I was not. Yeah, please. No, I was very upset. I was very upset. And that was right there, Dora, exactly. No, that's like girl. That's like actually. Oh, yeah, she does like kind of young. No, then I'm really looking at her. But her face is just so fucking fierce. Like, I don't know. And she came in with the tube. Like, I was like, right. And her like, shit, slick the fuck down. We'll go. Congratulations. Congrats. Congratulations. Like you going like to turn up y'all. I mean, I just, yeah, I will in a business manager, love to hear that. I will say I. I guess we go and see because I really forgot that they come out every single day, except for one day a week, which is absolutely insane. The editing bay there. Like, I wish I could send you all like, is there an episode tonight? Yeah, I thought it would be because it's day two, I think. Okay, so there's no after some this week. No, because what they got to talk about, right. I was talking about it. I'm like, shit, what they got to talk about, girl, girl. Um, nobody will say this episode, though, in terms of, like, if I went on Love Island, and this was the first episode, I would be so scared. Yeah, I would be absolutely scared, because they threw everything that they had at these people and like, I just don't even know if that's fucking fair. And that door challenge, I was like, honestly, guys like, well, that's the thing, the door, the psychological warfare, psychological warfare, because it makes you be like, well, will they or won't they? Will they or won't they? And again, shout out KC because honestly, king, like, if I was there, which they wouldn't have me there. But if I was there, like, I would have to be like, we must stay grounded because even just the possibility of five random people showing up and you being attracted to one of them is already pretty slim. And then on top of that girl, they got you put, you know what I mean? Like, oh, who door, who door, who door, like, you know, the girls doing math is all kind of whatever. And so I'm just like, can't keep your head up. If you could hear me for some reason, keep your head up because you go and get yours. Yeah. That face card nasty. No, I really like him and a knight together. I think, right, sorry, I forgot your, I don't know. I'm like, I do feel like they had a genuine key. And so I, I think, you know, maybe someone, you know, whatever. But I'm like, I don't know, they seem like they vibed. I think what it is for me to is I have like, I feel, again, it's so early. So it's like so hard to say anything about it. But I think my doubt for the not like instantly reciprocated coupling is always I have this like lingering thought in the back of my mind of like, they are, you know, like, there's just like the game show aspect that like when people do the like, oh, well, you know, we're not like, you know, whatever, whatever this happened, like we can just pair up or like we could just like, I always feel and I would love for them to be wrong. But I always feel doubtful because I'm like, I also know the systems that play. Yeah. I must stay in a couple. No, the systems that play, but I'm like, so I just be a little like, I don't know. I felt like when they see and there he go again, because let go of that lip. And let's see that smile, baby, we want to see that smile. We want to see that smile. I don't know. I don't know why I like he gives like a little brother energy that I definitely does. He definitely does. Like I just have like compassion for him. And the thing is the patriarchy kills everybody. Okay, that's the thing too is I'm just like, let go of that lip. I know you're scared. But the thing is I talk that up to him being shy and I think that I'm talking it up to the same thing, but I'm just saying like, that's what I want for you. That's what I would tell him is like, baby, we want to see you smile. Like, it's okay. And the group chat can talk shit about you all fucking fight them myself. No, but I think I don't know. I like him. I feel like he does. I don't know. I fuck with him. I fuck with them. I fuck with them together. And if they say together, great, if not, I do think they have like a little moment. Well, and I think we're going to see what the realty is because it really is like, it's just so early. Yeah. If y'all can make it through every single person to visually, if every single person individually can make it through like two to three bombshells, then we're so up. But like, it's only days for the girls. It's really days for the ball. We about to see everyone's tea because I'm like, they are throwing it at each all this season. Yeah. They throw off Ripaka, just making y'all be like, okay, well, you guys wrote something together last night. Do you want to sleep in the same bed again? Or are you brave enough to brave the wild? We about to see what we about to see what Baya's talking about tonight too. Because you saw like the end, basically, the bombshells brought the two they chose to like almost the highway in that house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because let's just handle it. How about we just go and handle it? And again, we're just having flashbacks. What? Thinking about them making out. I was like, no. I think the realty can see God bless, Ken's because honestly, like, I'm wondering if there's even like these bombshells are so like sexy type shit that is like, okay, if they come in and y'all kind of chill in, then I think we chill in. Yeah. But if they come in and everybody turn their head, then we're cooked. Yeah. That we're so cooked. But I'm just like, I will say, I'm like, Kenzie, like accusing her man of being a cheater. Mind you, she almost stepped on the red too. Well, accusing a man that's not your man of being a cheater. - Yeah, that's so me. - It's crazy. - That's so me if I was with Zach, because if I was with Zach, I would be like, you're cheating as bitch, but it's just like that photo there it is again in the patriarchy. Like maybe I'm, breathe out. He mugging though. - Well, he's model, so. - My god, I just like wish men would smile more, but that's why I like men like fucking Zach. Like I'm gonna be like, "Cover you!" Like Zach and Sincere. I'm like, "I'm just so cute and firm." Like loving you guys, you're so everything. - I mean, they're just like men for real. - No, I know. I just hate to see the patriarchy apply. Like why the only one smiling is Sean, like you the one who's out the least to fuck a smile about. How about that? - 'Cause he he hella got shig mm. I don't like Sean. (laughing) There is something like, he's just like, he is like, obviously very charming, very like this in that, like whatever. And I just do not, he's giving like cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. - Oh, he's 'cause he's giving me like, at this point in time. And again, at all of this chalked up to the first day, we don't know either. - I don't like warm up whatever. He's just giving me like, performative tea. Like, he the guy that's gonna be doing push-ups in this, I'm like, okay. - Well, no, and also, when he literally, oh my God. I mean, if say he locks him, let someone write. He's the kind of man where like, say you lock him with him, bombshells come and go. He doesn't turn his head. If you take him, if he makes it for whatever reason to cough so more, he will turn that place every way but loose. Like, he will, you will literally find him just out here, like literally like sucking on daddy. Like he just, like, like, like, like, like, oiled up booty. I mean, he's just like, honestly, none of this even matters until Kausa more. That's the real fucking tea. - Yeah. - None of, nothing you fucking say matters until Kausa more because that's when we really go and have to get an on top. - Kausa more in movie night. Like, it's just. - In movie night. I just like, it's crazy when it starts over because it's just like, the unpredictability of what could possibly go down with this cast is actually so crazy. - And USA is interesting because like, I don't know. I was watching UK with Avery and like, they just like chill. - UK literally be like, oh, are we in love or no? And US is like, if you love them, you'll literally kill this other one right here in front of all of us and I'm like, wow. That's the sign of our, our, our country. - Our, um, yeah, um, yeah, I'm not working on tea. - I don't know. I'm like, literally like fat. I will say right now I am team, um, sincere and what's my diva's name? - Melanie. - Melanie. I do think that again, number one, the pretty off. - Yeah. - The pretty off, like y'all look at eye to eye, y'all toe to toe, okay, period. Two, just kind of like the, the cultural similarities. I get it, y'all both from the East Coast is a key key. Like, it just kind of feels like, if we can stick to comfortable, if y'all, well, if y'all really get along 'cause it's really nice. If they really get along and they can stick to the vibe of just like, oh, we chill in. - Actually, like that's cool. We can take it all the way. Bitch, we have the opportunity to take it all the fuck. - Okay, and see what you saw with, sincere. - You see with Miss Mama. - I saw it with-- - And Miss Poppa. - And Harvey, here's the thing. I, it's early days who's to say, and again, it's like, you know, she went one way and he whatever, but I'm just like, you know, they seem to have a vibe going. But I do like, I like Melanie and Sincere and I do like, Anaya and Casey. So like, more on that at 11. Like, period, y'all. Like, y'all ate these little feds and shit. - Yeah. So, yeah. - Well, y'all, that was just absolutely everything. - It's just like, damn, like, I can't believe we're back here again. - We're so, we're back, back, back again. Thank you, Fiji, for just like, letting us in the country. - Yeah, I shout out to, you know, the girls for just letting us stay in the makeup room while they go key. So, we'll let y'all know it's going on. - Yeah, we literally just finished our beat. And we're gonna see if we can like, sneak by the pull or something. - Right, we'll see. - Or if someone can make us like, a toasty. - Well, I know, 'cause no one made us breakfast, so it's just like, really awkward. - Yeah. - But, that's okay. And that's fine. And I already know like, tomorrow they're about to eliminate somebody, so I'm just like scared. - They're like, but y'all will hear from us been a week when we kind of have more data points, you know what I'm saying? Like, more things to talk about. Like, tell us who you want before. - I think it's a little rundown. Yeah, tell us who you're voting for. And also, y'all, for real, for real, it's just like, they people we beat for real. - No, for sure. It's just like the lightest piece in love. It's piece in love and genuinely, this is the hunger game, so like, let's not even talk too much about the game. - And it's just like, so unless someone really did like, some like, rat chit, chit, then it's just like, let's keep it cute. - We'll keep it cute. But yeah, we'll be watching with y'all, so we'll see you like next week. - On Thursday. - We'll see you on Thursday. - We'll see you next Thursday. - Bye. - Bye bye. (upbeat music)