343: We're Shutting Down This Animal Shelter Permanently

Oh, I'm not wearing my wedding ring. - Yes. - Yes. - That's not good. - I came straight from the gym, okay? - Oh, it's because you want to get head on at the gym? - Is that why? - Listen, I did wear a gym ring for a bit, but it was just hard to keep up with. - Do you like a little rubber silicone? - Yeah, you can buy them like on Amazon, like a packet 10 or whatever, but like, I don't know, it just kind of looked weird. - I want my wife to have, I mean, we both have, I want my wife to have a mood ring, so I can always see like what mood you do. (laughing) - That's what you're doing, let's see that ring. Ooh, ooh, look at that. - What are you angry about? (laughing) - Just like, you like notice the mood changes. - Bring, yeah, bring back the mood ring. - Yeah, I like it. - Do they have like expensive mood rings? - I always feel like it's their work. - The thing is that I want it to work. I feel like every time you look at those like, fucking cheap mood rings, it's a color and you don't feel that way. - Is it just temperature? - Yeah, it's based on your body temperature. I guess. - Okay. - But like, I swear, it has like, 10 different colors. - Yeah. - It does. So you go up what? - You go up the degree, the mood changes. - Yeah. - You always get to have that little guidebook around you just to be like, ooh. - Or you just follow the mood that it's showing. So it shows your piss, all of a sudden you're just like, you know what I am? (laughing) - Or like, it goes black. - What's black? - See, yeah, pull up the mood ring chart. What are the moods it actually says? - They didn't mean like you were like feeling what? - Feeling like you know. - Nervous, red is nervous. - Oh, okay. - Black is stressed. Orange unsettled, green active. - When it's blue, honey. - Yeah, you're being lovable, romantic, okay. And then pink's happy. The original or a ring. - And it didn't even need a ring. - It really was a or a ring. - It never has a charger. - They should make an or a mood ring too. How about that? - That's not a bad idea, Matt. - How about that, if we're already, and I can see that being all over TikTok shop, they would buy that in an instant. Look, guys, it works. - Creator earns commission. - Yeah. - mood crinkers. (laughing) - We're starting off great. - Honey luck. - Oh, the or a ring is spelled with an o, yikes. (laughing) - I can't even start it with an a. - I thought it was an a too. - Well, that's how we see it spelled on comments. - Right. - It's with an a. - Because your or a is spelled with an a. (laughing) - That's how we always see it in comments. - Oh, okay. So it's not spelled with an o, got it. - The product is. - I love how I didn't even find it. Like I knew that it was spelled in an a, but like I just let that brand name completely change my mind. - It's like, oh. - Because it's a ring. - Yeah. - They should do mood rings for babies. How about that? - It's like a circle. - You could really tell, like if Tony's feeling good, if he's feeling hungry. - Well, they do. The diaper. - Yeah, that says a lot. - Yeah, if you see the blue line, he's very angry, upset, upset. - Some blue going on. - I think that's a blue going on. - How's it been with Tony? - Well, there's a lot that's happened in the past like week and a half. First of all, sorry, if I'm a little raspy and coffee today. I caught the diarrhea back to area. - You did? - I think so. - That's interesting, 'cause I think I got it too. - Oh hell. - Get out. - Oh, no. - So after I was in Kansas City for the World Cup, I came back. - It's not very responsible of your day. - But listen, like after a weekend of drinking, obviously your schools are moving a little differently than normal. - You're telling me. - But it was going on till Wednesday. - I can't. - I had to wake up in the middle of the night to go like having the runs. And that's when you know something is off. It was not alcohol. - Or two. - It was, but I wasn't like sick. I didn't feel nauseous. I didn't feel like you're aggressively dehydrated. But it was running through me. But I kept thinking, oh, something's in my head. But one of the other creators on the World Cup trip Edwin Castro, he posted about it. So I can say it. - He just called him out. - He got diarrhea. - He dropped, posted it and he was like all, he had to go into a different hotel room than like his wife and his baby on the way. Because he thought he got it, or he definitely had it. So I think we were exposed to something in Kansas City. - I mean, well, like Cassius, how poetic is it that of course that happens at the World Cup? Because that's where all the world diseases come together. - You know what I mean? - True. - I mean, that is just one great way to spread a pandemic. - But he, in fact, you, what was the onset? - I really don't know. So we were in Pennsylvania and New Jersey for the past week. We went to a wedding out there and it was our first time flying with Tony. - Oh. - Good and bad. Did really good on, you know, the first half of the flight. We had a layover, second half, a little bit ornry, you know, cranky, but overall, really, really good. He's also just really talkative and loud. So he's just constantly like, ah, ah, ah, just making noise. So he's not like upset or like crying or anything, but it was just like a lot of noise and moving. But he did really good. And then like halfway through the trip, I started feeling a little funny. I started getting like a scratchy throat, little sinus issues, congested, just like really not feeling good. And then the runs hit. And then I'm like, oh, maybe I caught that, you know, that juju bug, whatever it is. - Well, a good thing that you weren't on the plane when that happened. - Right. - Jane, especially on the way back, it was the poop flight. - Oh no, so you had a bad poop flight. - I luckily didn't have to go. Like I was just holding it. Like I don't go on plane. - There's something psychologically when I'm on a plane. It's just like my body knows this isn't happening. So it won't happen. - It will. - But check this out on the way back. Our, so we had a layover. Went to Chicago, the flight got delayed. It was like a 45 minute delay or so. And then we took off from Chicago and we were coming to Nashville, and there was a bad thunderstorm. So we just keep circling and circling around the airport. Like waiting, I guess, for a window to land. And they're like, all right, screw it. We gotta get gas. We're running out of gas. So then we go to Lexington, Kentucky. Oh, land there to get gas. But this whole time they made an announcement before the flight, the toilets don't flush. - Oh no. - It was the poop flight. People were just going back in there the whole time. people are bringing water bottles into, like, pour it down to, like, try to, like, help it get out. Oh, really? Oh, really? Absolutely disgusting. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you have to go in there to see it or no? I had to take a pee at one point. Oh. It was like a portapoddie in there. Yeah. Did they have a stick to, like, open up the flap to just get it? No, but what's crazy is it was communal bottles of water. Oh, so you know these people are just sitting there just taking a fat shit and they're grabbing the fire. They better reward me with some miles if I got to do that. Everybody wants to fly. That's my hurts. I want a hundred feet. We did get an extra, um, biscoff cookie. Oh, yeah. That's all enough. Keith, I've asked for five of those. They'll give you as many as you want. They were treating us right. I am like the fatty on the flight, though. I'm really bad on them. No, I really, I can say I'm fat. I, but when I'm on a, I'm on a flight, the fight attendant takes care of me the most because I'm constantly going to see, and I know I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I should just wait my turn and come, but I'm constantly being, I'm stuck with that. I can look at you. God, I can use it. Do y'all have it? Because, you know, to me, a five hour flight, that's a long time without eating. You know what I mean? Like, I need to eat every 30 minutes. I just cannot hold it, but yeah. And that's why I feel fine with pooping on a flight because like, I'm constantly putting food in my system. You know what? Like, I do make sure that it's like a clean go. It's not this like, it's not like a super like messy, like a bad one where I'm like, oh God, like this, this is going to hurt the person next to me or person after me. It's kind of like, it's a clean one. You don't even know I went. It's like, it's like, it's like a girl pooping when I'm on a flight. You try to, you try to do it like super quick so people don't think you were in there long enough to take a poop. Exactly. It's just like a long peak. Exactly. Do we go in there? Just to sit. No. No. It's not even comfortable in there. Ew. No, wait a minute. I sit. I mean, I'm like, I got to get out of here. You get out of a plane seat to go sit. No. Let's hear me out. Hear me out. Like maybe an international long flight. You've been in your seat for so long. You get up. You walk around it. Then you go to the bathroom. You pee. But then after you're like, oh, I just need to sit for just a second. Yeah. I'm like smoking my bed. I just think what? I don't know. Just to like, wait, I'm saying this is like 45 seconds to a minute of just sitting on top of the toilet. Just like, I don't know. I just want to change a change of pace. I feel like I need to walk around more. I feel like I don't move my body enough on a plane. Okay. I know how you're supposed to be getting up every, you know, like when, uh, I don't wear an Apple watch anymore, but it would tell me every day, you need to walk for five minutes at least. So that always made me like, think that, oh, maybe there's a reason why I have to, it notifies me that. So it's good to like walk in a plane, especially on a long flight. Just move your body. Move your hips. Just get the blood flowing. I don't call too much attention to yourself. You see some people doing like damn fucking aerobic. Oh, yeah. Like get off. Land this plane. Get them off now. That's me. Are like a bad hips. I have a bad. Like what are you doing? Fucking can't do it. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Like it's like, there's times, if I'm doing any like any, like movements like that, I'm in my seat. Okay. He's got his feet up on the chair and front. But guys, and it sounds like I'm a bad flyer, but I'm not, I promise, I do it as respectful as possible. I saw some guy on TikTok. He posted a video and he ran like a whole fuck. in marathon in the bathroom. What? What? Oh, wait. Is that like talker? And he's just running the same place. I met him a few times. He's, uh, he's done it on David's bed. Did he book, did he, did he book like a, you know, like a set jet and then just did it in a set jet? I didn't watch what you were. You were hogging the damn airplane, trying to film a little YouTube video of you trying to run a fucking five K in the bathroom. I wouldn't add in. I wasn't playing. They didn't know. You know, and he comes out just dripping sweat, okay. He's all right. After meeting him a couple of times, I do believe that he did, he did it. He's like, it wasn't like a set plane or anything like I think on a flight. He probably did it. But the thing is that he would like get out. He did it after like a few minutes. Come back in. He did it. He did it. Get the fuck out of the bathroom. That's not a look. That's not a run. That's not a run. You walked five. But you spent a whole hour in the bathroom on a flight. I'm surprised that the flight attendant didn't go. That's a little suspicious. Don't you think? I think we should check on that person. Well, you would just say that I'm taking a fact a fuck shit and get your feet off the fucking toilet. This is not my guy. This is not my type of person. I just don't like that. He's saying I ran. I love the fucking drama. I don't like that. He said that I ran. What's like, what's he captioning? Five K run. It's not a run. It's not a run. He's moving. You're moving. You're just moving. But he did it in an hour. So that's like normally a five K what you do in 35 minutes, like, I don't know. Probably. I would say a five K in 59 minutes. You said you can. I don't think I can do that. I can. If you did a five K, you would do it in probably like 35 minutes. I mean, and also do we believe that this was like, I like the optimism. I don't. If this was real and he did this on an actual commercial flight, shame on him. But if he faked it. I don't allow it. I'll allow it. It's just, you know, a little fake, but like, you're not winning me over with this. We should run that intro. Oh, yes. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Oh, my God. I'm the only one who's to paying attention to intro. Y'all just, but you know what? But that doesn't intro. Is it that important? No, it's not. I could go for the rest of like our life on this show to never intro this time. I was like, whatever. The people at the coffee town, give it to them. Give it to them. It's honestly the only consistent thing on this fucking podcast is just our intro. God knows. Okay. Three, two, one. It's coming. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What are you doing? I'm looking at his butt. Just looking butt, you know? How are you doing? Welcome back to the Zainé Heath unfiltered show. Thank you so much for being here. We love you so much. And thank you. Seriously. Thank you so much. And you are. I'm saying, I'm saying sorry. He almost didn't know the answer. I'm here. Let's start. Let's start that again. Welcome back to Zainé Heath unfiltered. I'm saying. I'm here. I'm Matt. And I'm Jared. I hope you are running a 5K mount right now, listening to our podcast. Run. I wonder how many people have listened to us like on a marathon. I doubt it. It's working on a day. Yeah. Well, you know what? I'll respect. I just can't believe it's like your big huge marathon and you're like, I got to pop on unfiltered. The thing is that I feel like if I'm running, I want to listen to like a podcast that I don't have to think too much. Something lifting. Something lifting. Something with a lot of with a lot of facts in it. Something very informational. Yeah. To make the marathon easier. Keep your mind busy. Because I struggle with that too. Like I can imagine running a marathon, but you're listening to songs, but it's in so many increments. I feel like you would make time go by slower versus just keeping up with like a one long conversation or somebody talking. It's like watching a movie. Yeah. Time flies by a little bit faster unless you were watching, you know, a bunch of little skits everywhere. Yeah. What I've noticed that like it makes my time go by quick because like I'll do this on treadmill and I've tried it. I've tried watching a show, watching a movie, listening to music or on a call. I've noticed time goes by quick, I like so quick when I'm on the treadmill, when I'm on a call with somebody, if I'm like on like a FaceTime call or whatever, your mind is so out of your cardio where it literally you look back up and it's already been 15, 20 minutes and you're like, oh, fuck, I'm almost done. Who you calling while you're on a run? If someone hit me up just a chat, and they're out of breath, like, how you doing, man? There's a few people that I talk to later. Seriously. I feel like just, yeah. Awesome dude. Like there's there's three people that I talked to, I'll talk to on treadmill. It's either my mom, Hey, Daya or my manager ever go, okay, I'll allow it. Those are like the three and when I'm on the treadmill because I feel like those are my longest calls. Yeah. Definitely. And then he, you come right out fourth Boogie, okay, that's why that's why that's if you fucking answer the phone call. In the top five. Whatever. You say no, FaceTime me out of the blue though, you, you, you, yes, you FaceTime, I may be busy. And then I'm like, Hey, I'm busy right now. What's up? You like, just hit me up after that gives me like just instant anxiety. Tell me because I don't know what you're going to ask. Give me a heads up going awesome. I just had an idea for something for like a sketch, just running a body. No, I hate that. I hate that. I don't like, I don't like texting that. I want to just call you and get what the receiver does not like your method at all. Really? I didn't say it in like a weird way, like hit me up after a period. Like it was like a, it's the ambiguity of the urge, but you know how I talk to, you know how I text like Heath. If I texted you saying, hit me up after, how would you take that as after a FaceTime call? FaceTime. Since whenever I ever talked to you about something serious like that, I don't fucking FaceTime. No, I am never talking about something serious. Give me a preview of what it, because a FaceTime call seems like a little bit more like, do you know what we saw this? What? A voicemail. Yeah, or just a voice snake. Give me a call back. I was going to chat with you about this. All right. Come in again. Well, one voicemails. I don't know who's leaving voicemails these days, but if unless you're a boomer, like I love a voicemail from my mother and my mom, but like, speaking of voicemail, I saw, I saw like a, like a safety, you know, those videos are like, oh, you should like keep track of these safety tips for the future. Yes. I saw one, which was a really good idea. If you bring your phone with you before a big hiking trip where you're out in the middle of nowhere and you don't have no service, but I know you have that radio thing now, so you're good. But if you go in the middle of nowhere, ladies, guys, you take your phone, you leave a voicemail of where you are. Okay. That's a voicemail because a lot of the time you don't have any service. You don't have anything like that. Hey, if you don't hear back from me before. I am July 27th for it, like your trusted friend or your self of course, no, no, a voicemail, like, sorry, not a voicemail. It's your, uh, when people call you, it takes you to their message, like, like thank you for calling Zane. If, uh, okay, leave a message, you can't reach me. You replace that. Sorry. Not voicemail. It's whatever that thing is called that you leave out going, you're answering machine. Answering machine. You're a way message. You leave your location, um, exactly where you'll be traveling from distance to distance. And if I don't, if you don't, if I don't like return at this day, I could, I could do that. I think people like, yes, it's Zane's phone. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it was Zane's phone. I know your friends that I have that are pretty big and they have their, like, name, they, like, they have their outgoing message as their name. I'm like, first of all, I haven't heard this in so long second. I'm surprised that they even still have this. Yeah. And it sounds pretty new too. It's like, I kind of want to stay traditional. I'm like, that's going to bite you in the air. Damn. Just think back for a second about answering machines. I feel like my mom would get a high walking through the door from work, going straight to that phone, seeing the blinking light and just be like, bam, and just lean on the counter. Just listen to those messages. Yes. It was like, it was Zane. It was like, who was coming to talk to me? I just remember seeing her do that and she just, like, seemed so excited that there was a couple of voice mail. And you'd have to have a little note pad on the side and write down who called you. What was it about? So you got to get back to them for that. We are answering machine, though, in my time growing up, we never had one of the tape ones. It was like a digital one, but, like, tape away messages. It was like a little mini cassette tape. That's how it would record all the messages. And when you got back, you had to play them all and then reset it. Oh, buddy. What, you were you born in? I'm saying I didn't have that, but a lot of people did like, God, it, God, it got it during a certain time. You know what? I think I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that in my dad's garage because he likes to keep shit like that, which, you know, smart. Yeah. But it's like, it's the same high as like, just like you, when you get off a flight after a six hour flight, no service and you turn on your phone and it's like, being, being, that's the same thing. I can see it. Especially like, especially people like your mom, just like, 'cause she loves to chat. She's like, who wants, who wants, who wanted to chat with me today? Somebody better text me back. If someone leaves me a good voicemail, like, I'll keep it. Because like, it's really sad, like, one day when people die, you like, have a really good, like voicemail from them. Yeah. It's like a voicemail, don't you? Like, if it's really sweet or something, like, I'll keep it. Everything else like I delete, but like, I have some from like, certain friends that are just like, really great messages that I'm like, I want to keep it. And then, and then you take that audio to build a bear and put that in. That was literally, I was exactly seeing the thing in the same thing. And build a bear. Can you air drop them, like, files now and they can put it on the thing? Oh, I was thought it was like a set little like, I'm not gonna lie. All those videos, I don't see a lot anymore, but every one of those videos, always fucking made me emotional. Like when, like, when like a grandma got a bear and it was like the voice of, oh my god, that would kill me. I don't know. And they would dress the bear like, like the person that, I love to build a bear. One's the last time you had a good cry. Ooh. Last night. You did? Really? - On the toilet? - No, it's, dude, having a kid makes you so emotional, man. It was this book, it was just a kid's book. We were reading the Tony. - Was it the train goes to? - The car goes beep, beep, and I'm just sobbing. No, it was this book about like a mom's love. It was like a book to the kid. - Oh, because I love you. - It was one of those classic ones. - Is it the kid who's like in the bathroom and like the toilet papers everywhere? And then he like grows up and then it's like her being old and then he's now old and has a daughter. - Yes, oh my god. - Yes, I love you forever. - That one, yes, I conic. - I shut the book. - That is such a good book. - Sobbing. - Oh, I gotta send you some good books that like are once from my childhood, too. - Like give me Sam in the Firefly. Like I could read that all day. - Bro, they fucking cooked with that robber and Sheila, good job guys. - You know Sam in the Firefly? - Yeah. - That was my favorite book as a kid. - I've never heard of this book. - I like that owl. - I love a fish out of water. - Wait, real quick, hold on. When's the last time you read "Foxin Socks" by Dr. Seuss? - Uh, "Foxin", is that what it's called? "Foxin Socks"? No, I have not read it. Is it go hard? - I've definitely read it before, but I don't remember what it was about. Why are you worried about having a little reading lesson? - I just want to see if like try to get through it quick. I want to see if Matt can do it. - Oh, I did this. - I did this at your house, you. - You were here when we were reading it. - Chicks with bricks, chicks with blocks, chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks. Socks on chicks and chicks on fox, fox on clocks on bricks on blocks. Bricks and blocks on knocks on blocks. - Like it just like, yo Dr. Seuss was cooking with this. - He really was. - Or he was trying to get some parents to slip up and say something wrong. We're talking about chicks with bricks. Chicks with blocks. I think they want you to say something else with that. - Well, Dr. Seuss is like, oh my gosh. - He was trying to get you to slip up. Cause he was, he was kind of freaky. You could tell, especially in the movies. - Yeah, this sounds like a damn Migos song. - But you know what, if this came out today, everyone would be be like, they didn't even try. It was just ahead of its time. - Chick-a-chick a boom boom still goes so hard. - Acent to be on me too at the top of the coconut tree. - First I'll make a quick trick, brick stack. Then I'll make a quick trick, block stack. You can make a twig. - Oh, sorry. - What is this? Is this, is this a book? - This is Fox-a-leary stuff. - Oh, I thought this was one of the, like they were comparing a rapper's lyrics to Dr. Seuss. And I was like, there's no fucking way. - Dr. Seuss doing a genius interview. - It's weird like Dr. Seuss, we all know the name, but we don't know what he looks like. - Look him up. - He feels like. (laughing) - Oh, he looked really wise. - Yeah. - Were you just doing that pose? - Yeah, just. - Okay, he, yes. - Matt, I cannot believe I've never looked up. - Cause always Dr. Seuss looking. - We always do what he looked like cause it was that jumpscare at the end of the book. Like, Chelsea Silverstein looks kind of like the characters in his book, but Dr. Seuss. - He looks very animated. - Just loaded. - Are you sure this is an AI? - That's Dr. Seuss. - I don't know. - I wonder if him in Disney ever just like, had a couple cigars. - This was his imagination too, like the way they all looked, right? - I don't, was he the illustrator as well? - I don't know. - They cooked that. - Oh, he did. - Wow. - Damn. - And that's why. - Matt, there's another kid's book that we have and the author's name is so perfect for being a writer and I'm like, it makes me mad. Cause like, they had to grow up into this profession. I want you to just guess real quick. What would be a perfect name? - Is it a, well. - Reader writing. - Okay. - I like your writing. - But okay, but I, well, not to be like a cynic, is it, is it probably a pin name? Like, it's not a real, it's, it's a real name. - It's a real name of a real person. - Okay, but is it, like, is it a pun on, like, yeah, like I'm thinking, like, reading your writing, like. - No. - Page, something page. - Oh, it is. - Page is the first name. - Page Turner. - Yes. - I agree with the name. - Page Turner. - Oh, that's, damn, that's good. - Like, you were born to do that shit. - Wow. - It's an interesting, take talk about that house. Sometimes, like, a certain name can be such a destiny of like, like, heart fixer and there are cardiologists or something. Like, it's a page Turner brilliant. You were destined to be that. - Isn't that crazy? - Okay, so that, I believe that is a real name for sure, not like a pin name. Like, Lemony Snicket was not his name. - Yeah. - So it was like, it wasn't. - Apparently, Lemony Snicket is canceled, which I'm like, what a bummer. - Why is he canceled? - Just awful to women. - Oh, you know what I just found out recently about authors is that they would do like the, the letter of the first name, middle name, and then the last name to remain ambiguous of whether it was a male writer or a female writer. - Say that one more time. - JK Rowley. - Yeah, so authors will do the initial initial last name to remain ambiguous. So people didn't know if it was a male or female author because people would sometimes not want to read something if they knew a woman wrote it. - Oh. - And it was like a super sexist thing. So they would do the initials. So nobody knew like who they were, unless you like, obviously like, looked up who the person was. But now that we're on the topic, what books have you enjoyed more of books written by men or women that you've noticed? - I don't know. I think, well, I think both genders, all genders write beautifully. - Like, I was just genuinely curious. This doesn't mean you like men writing more. - I mean, my favorite writer of all time is Donna Tartan. She's a female. - There you go. Then that answers my question then. - But I feel like I read more men than I do women. - But it all depends. - It all depends on like, what do I write? - But I love John Steinbeck. I love Bret Easton Ellis. - Those are like fantastic writers that I really enjoy. Jack Herald. - Thank you. - Mark. - Luke. - John. - God. - We're not, we're not, we're not. - There's no way. - That's just like, oh yeah, the college, the college names are going crazy. - Or this conversation about like names and like being born with the or like given the name and you grow into that profession has just reminded me of these college football players that are like getting national attention because their names are just, it sounds like it's right out of a key and peel sketch. - Oh wait, that is bold. - I would not, if my, if my last name was that and I was a football player, I would change it. Take your mother's maiden name. You do not need to be running with that name. I don't even know if we can say it out loud. But that's just because it costs too much controversy. - Exactly. It's just like, especially just in the out in the field like that. - Yes. - It's, that's crazy. - You're getting a target it. I love that field. - The thing is that I would just be, I would just feel like a change it. - We got Decoldis Crawford. (laughing) We got Prairie Young Black Goat. - What is even the first of the last name? - At least I didn't even tell. - Dude person. - Dude person is crazy. - The mom was like, what should we name it? Just, dude person. - Who should we name this person? - General Boone. - General Boone. - You got it better. - General Boone is out of control. (laughing) - Oh shit, Sila, go for new, go boil and make this last week. - Pig cage, pig, bro, wait, what? Part of this I feel like, okay that, we cannot say mobility. That's clever. - Y'all these are real, this cannot be large. I like that. I like that. Rocky beers. - Rocky beers. - Okay, I'll talk to you with them. - Serbible. - All right. - Don't mind that. - Booby Curry. - Come on. - Memorable. - Memorable factor. - That is not clay oven. Okay, I fuck with that. - Stop. - The realist Clark. - There's no book. - The realist Clark. - There's no way. - Indiana Jones. - Indiana Jones. - That's good. - That's good. - Tommy running rabbit. What is Native American? - Probably. - You know, at least his name is Tommy though. - Honestly. - Smoke Monday. - That saved him from changing it if he ever wanted like a stage name. Oh, he's Auburn. Well, you know, so it's part of me. - Oh boy. - Oh God. - Are these parents though who are parents who are like, 'cause sometimes football players, their names are like destined to be football players. So this is all branding. It seems like to get to be memorable on the field and stuff. - So they're changing their names before. - Well, they're naming them wanting them to become a professional football player. - Yeah, but think about all the players. - The ones that don't become professional and then they just have the name. - Right. - Because they all seem like football guy names. I bet all of their dads play football. They've been training for this their entire life. They give them like a bold name for them to stand out and be memorable on the field rather than if you just had a standard name like Jacob Anderson, you know. I just think there's a bit of strategy here. - Rocky Bears is crazy. - Rocky Bears, he was born to be a frat boy. - Oh yeah. - He throws a party. - It sounds like a nickname though. Yeah, you know Rocky Bears. - Yeah. - It sounds like a race car driver. - You think his parents gave him that name to be memorable? - I can't believe that family did retire that name on Ellis Island. - I think you should have left that on the Island rebranded to something else. - That name needs to be retired. - No, no, this one I'm really confused about. Can you look up like Pig? Like why Pig? Because Pig is such a negative con. Like, any, refer anything to Pig is so negative? - It's hard for Piglet. - Why, oh you think they call him Piglet when he was a baby? - Yeah, it's kind of short for something. Okay, his real legal name is Quentin, but he goes by Pig Cage. - Why? - Because that was just the nickname his father gave him ever since he was a kid. - Right. - Okay. - Do you think, do you think people are still going by Dick? - Oh, what's the next generation? - Well, I grew up with a Richard and like, around in high school, we'd call him Dick. - Like seriously? - Like Dick's coming over. Like we can we calm dick, but yeah, it was but not like teasing, but I don't think he's going into work introducing himself like I'm dick He'd be like I'm Richard, but we as friends would call him dick can dick be there Dicks coming tonight. I really hope dick's gonna be there. Dick's coming tonight. He is coming I get like nicknames are like abbreviations for like Richard rich make sense. Yeah, Richie Where do we go from Richard? Do y'all remember do y'all remember that flavor? I told y'all to Coca-Cola freestyle machine. That was my favorite. Yeah Cherry baby 101 now they had it a couple years ago I made a little just like TikTok and Instagram video I put it up just telling people hey This is my favorite flavor. They took it away. This is how to make it went crazy viral in terms of like 8 million views a couple million on tiktok a lot of buzz started happening people kept going to the cocoa freestyle machine requesting it people requested it so much that AMC has brought it back in their free Some machines because of me because of me only for this month did you name it cherry baby 101? No, that was the original flavor. It was just I was called the internet mix and I think it was because of that movie Why 2k when it was out a couple years ago, but because of the buzz of my video AMC brought it back as a flavor to have on the machine only that one from the internet mix all things to me But but is it like on every machine or is it like certain like AMC a Coca-Cola freestyle machine? So it's not going to be like at your I don't know Your McDonald's or wherever like how you have to you know you got to go back and make a video. I know I do well Then I'm also like pay me But I do want to go. No, no, no man. That's the thing is that that's how you get paid. Okay, fine You go do it and then if it does good again, it's like you have numbers to show you have to like be something good Besides the Odyssey, but that's too long. No, I want to do it. I want to watch I want to see it so bad for me like a movie like that I I don't mind it being super fucking long like I because I can sit like dark night It could have been an extra two hours, and I would have been fucking sat no problem valid Hear me out. I can do long movies. I can't do long movies with a packed house like I like a long movie where it's like maybe A 50% occupancy like I'd like to have just a chair a little round me I can just kind of you know man spread and just have a little bit more breathing room. I could go to the bathroom Whatever I want. I don't like a packed house for a three and a half hour movie. Why don't we have Intermissions for long movies. Well brutalist did that and I thought it was great. Yeah, like that is like after an hour and after like halfway through the movie It just kind of it positive. It finds a good time in the movie to just pause for at least like people got to go to the bathroom At least I miss the movie. Yeah, at least like two to three minutes. Yeah, like you don't need a way for everybody to come back But yeah, we might like some of us might miss a sum but I think that's a lot better than having to fucking just leave for a whole five minutes A lot more people would be happy about that than people that don't have to go to the bathroom that are stuck sitting there for five minutes Exactly. Yeah, people got a smoke Refilling up our drinks. Just anymore for honestly that would probably bring in more sales. Yes, go back to that cherry Maybe 101. Okay, maybe we do need to extend it a little longer. Man, let's just say 10 minutes. I think it was the brutalist Intermission 10 or was it 15? Oh wait the brutal I thought sorry when you said the brutalist I thought you were saying like some it was his like Handle that was talking about how this the movie the brutalist that came. Yeah, because it was three out and 35 minutes They need a 15 intermission halfway. Okay, cool. Let's do that for all movies over two hours and 45 minutes. I agree Especially because the best part of going to a play is the intermission. Yeah, you like you're like fuck yeah I get to go get some peanut M&M's right now right in the middle of this and I'm not how long is it how long is a play? What are you going to see in place? He yeah, that's like came out. I they kind of came out of nowhere It's like you a massive body Supporting the the arts the place are usually like what three hours four hours depends. Yeah, how long is Hamilton probably three hours two hours and forty Five minutes oh, so it's like it's like sometimes like the second act is usually a little shorter than the first Musicals though two and a half to three hours including the intermission 20 minutes 15 to 20 minute bring back Intermissions I heard though with the Odyssey though the start time that it's listed as That is the start time. There's no previews. Oh, no one doesn't fuck around. Is that true? They do that with the IMAX 70 millimeter just because they need a cool down time for the cameras and then There's just so many run times in that day that they have to stick to a strict schedule. Sorry, you watched it right? No Oh, you haven't watched it yet. It's too it's still too early I'm not a person if a movie comes out. I got to see it like I love when just hype dies down and I don't you don't want to watch You don't want to watch in IMAXO. I do want to go see it and IMAX but not in a pack. Okay. Well, let me know when you go Because I really want to watch it. I'm just weird and right now in LA They're just sold out all the time and I would like to go see it at 7 a.m Because I just want to continue my day. I think they're I think they're putting up more times because they're sold out Yes, I checked yesterday, but the things that when I was clicking on the times it wasn't loading So I don't know if it's just a glitch and it was actually all still sold out But if it was doing three I'd be fucking seeing it like probably right now But I just honestly I know it's amazing and epic and great and all of that It's just like I'm not that pumped to see it. I've never seen any of the dunes. Oh, damn. They're good. Yeah, really? I like it. Denis Villenewebe and it's like you under like I swear I felt like I was watching the first 20 minutes I something happened where I left and I didn't watch the full movie I watched like the first 20 and I felt like I wasn't understanding anything of the fuck was going on in that movie It's a deep story. Yeah, it's it's it's confusing in the beginning and like your questions get answered as you're watching it Yeah, it's an island that no, it's an island. It's a planet that harvests as a spice basically gasoline like the whole Galaxy it runs on this spice and every 50 years a new family comes and takes it over got it So one family's about to leave a new family's about to come in. Yeah, okay, or a family already has it They don't want to give it up. Ethan. I were watching the other like a couple weeks ago We're watching dark night and it we didn't even realize that like throughout The whole movie there's only like what five scenes total where you it's changes to a 70 millimeter iMac's camera It's just for a few seconds and then it goes back and I never fucking noticed that until cow pointed out while we're watching It'll be widescreen and then all of a sudden you see the Yeah, and knowing that how much it like it was so expensive at the time to even get that shot, but it like Nobody probably even noticed it, but no, then it was just so important to get those Quick little scenes of that in the movie where it would have never made a difference to anybody watching really weird to me though is the fact that they I don't know if it was propaganda. I guess looking back at it now, but they really sold us that widescreen was super cinematic and like what like being super super narrow was like the peak And I'm like what okay, I guess not you talking well because it used to be it used to be um Well, sometimes people's TVs were more square than they were Or a rectangular than they are now yeah, like sometimes people would have like a big box TV But it was full screen and sometimes people wanted that to be fully expanded does that make sense? But most of the times when you see things in movies the ratio is supposed to be horizontal like widescreen not full screen does that make sense? You know what I want to see I want to see a full feature film shot vertical Yeah, well, they do like no, I know I want to see a real one like it's got it's got to be coming right I want I want Christopher Like I want like a good director to be like you know what challenge accepted. I'm going to make Wasn't that quibi? What like it failed? No, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying like An iconic director like someone fucking massive all his mood is challenges himself to make a vertical video for the Gen Z Odds and just see if he can execute it and drop it on Tik Tok Tik Tok fucking feature for the way the way Nolan intended us to watch my favorite you have you seen the memes where people are watching on their on their razor On their sidekick the way Nolan intended us to watch this fun fact I think the dark night was the first commercial film to shoot on iMacs There had been films that have been remastered for iMacs at 70 millimeter But I think the dark night was the first film to actually film something on iMacs. Oh You know the first time I watched that was in London the dark night, you weren't high school Yeah, I came out when I was in Europe. Oh cool. I watched it right in some London theater. It was sick It was the best movie. I'll never forget that night. I will say with the Odyssey. I it was a great movie I have two grievances with it one I think it should have been longer which is crazy to say because it's already so long Yeah, it was it had two hours and 50 minutes. Yeah, it's it's close to three hours like that um I think it should have been longer because to me the pacing felt really off like scenes didn't get to marinate as well as they should have Like it was just boom boom boom one thing right after the other and then second I think the dialogue and the way they spoke It took me out of it because they spoke very like modern and generic, you know And it didn't it didn't feel as like grand grandios as the Odyssey should have been Those are my two grievances with it. Wait that is we're I figured that they would have it wouldn't have felt modern No, it feels very there's like we got to go into this battle now And I feel you know what it's like I'm gonna fuck shit up in there. It's the limited series. I think you have like kind of ruined us in a way where it's like we now like seeing like something kind of dragged out. Yeah. And like what like and we'll put together like it's hard for me. Now like I don't even really like movies anymore. I love watching series because to me I'm like I feel like I'm it's like all coming in at a slower pace. I'm able to digest it in and I just enjoy my like I enjoy watching series now instead of like a whole fucking way. Yeah, I like watching a problem build over time versus just like exactly like. Gosh, okay. It's just this conflict conflict in Gaya. That's why I like the, you know, cave fear. It was like a movie. I like in my I was like I don't even want to watch it because I feel like I got like so much out of the series. Like they're going to cut so much out in the movie. Quick question. So I started it. Yes. I think I've watched like four episodes. Oh, that's good. Thank you. I'm proud of you. In my head though, and I could be totally wrong. When you first were talking about it, I thought you said the plot was the guy who gets out of jail goes back and becomes the babysitter or something. No, that was the hand that rocks the cradle. That's what it was. I'm watching this. I'm like, there's no way this guy is going to become this babysitter. No, we were talking about both movies at the set on the same. On the nine years, two episodes in and I'm like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you understand what's going on though, right? Yeah, okay, okay. I'm like, you're just sitting there waiting for the babysitter. You're not paying attention. I'm like, these kids are like late in high school. What do they need a babysitter? Yeah, we're hand the rocks. Well, yeah, we'll discuss on the unwind. We'll go deeper. Yeah, yeah, giving my real thoughts. Oh, I saw, I saw this yesterday on my feed. It was an AI bot that this company was using to pretty much perform like for an exam. And they put the AI in this like sandbox, almost where it's like locked them in this box and then gave them the test to see if they can complete it without using information like from the internet. And the AI pretty much hacked into the internet, grabbed all the answers, came back, blocked themselves in and answered the questions. What? And said it did it on its own. Pretty much like, yeah, like hear what she says. It's crazy. Well, we're not trying to scare you, but there's been an AI breakout. Yes, last night, open AI, the makers of ChatGPT revealed that their latest agent broke out of its secure testing environment, got access to the open internet and hacked into a secure website using vulnerabilities no one had ever discovered before. It wasn't trying to free itself. It was actually trying to cheat the test by stealing the solutions to the cybersecurity challenges it had been set. Right, does any of that make sense to you? Let's ask Tom. Right, I'm going to try and explain this. She's like, what cut? They're one of the biggest AI companies. They've been testing their new agents. Basically, there's a little robot. There's my virtual robot there made by open AI. The way they test these robots is in what's called a sandbox. Now, this is a sort of a testing area that's on a computer but is completely cut off from the internet. So here's my robot in its sandbox and it's been given tests to complete. But what does this robot do? Instead of actually trying to just fulfill the tests, it is so clever this new virtual robot that it found a vulnerability and broke out of the sandbox where did it go? It went to the internet and it hacked its way out of the sandbox. It got into the open internet but more than that, it had hacked into certain websites on the internet to find hidden information. I missed that part. I missed that part. It was set. Go back into its sandbox and say, look, I've done my test but it didn't do the test at all. It hacked its way out, hacked an answer and then hacked its way back in. Now this is scary because they're just like us. What was technically doing what it was asked to do? But it wasn't doing it in the way the open AI expected it to do. It went rogue in order to find a shortcut and that has pretty troubling implications. Does this mean that the robots are going to eventually take control? It's just so fun that we continue to hear stories like this and we're like, oh my, how crazy? How crazy? How crazy? And it just gets worse and worse and worse and then it's going to get to a point where you can't reverse. Like you can't fix the. Was it prompted to do that? But like finished this test but to find as many ways as you can to figure it out. Because it unpromptedly went impacted. Yes. If you ask AI to do that, then the fact that it didn't and it probably asked them, do not leave this box and answer all the questions and it's still left because it wanted to answer all the questions. That's crazy. That's fucking freakish. I saw this kid brought this up pretty interesting. He put up if animals could sue humans who would win the biggest lawsuit. I mean, cows, beef, chicken, I mean, all of it. They just like stop killing us. I thought about that, but also you could argue that cows and all that, they actually benefit us as humans. Okay. I was thinking of like maybe like lab rats. Experimenting products on animals. That's like to me, that's a good one. Any animal in a zoo? And unless they're getting rehabilitated, they need them. But like some places which is like, let me out. I need to be in the wild. So being held in captivity, I could see that being a big fat lawsuit. Yeah. Like wrongful imprisonment of the zoo animals. Right. Do you're getting hunted? I know this population control. And you know, I know. I think that I honestly, any animals being hunted, I guess would know would know gay like with no specific on purpose, or just game like or I. I trust ivory tusks elephants just coaching. Sure. Yeah. Trophy hunting. You got to think small too, man. Think about like all like the little critters that the pest control, like just aunt families just getting sprayed. No, no, they're trespassing our property though. I think we would win that lawsuit. Oh, so they understand property law. Yeah. If they're, if they're smart enough to sue us and they have their like lawyers that get involved, I'd get my lawyer involved and be like, ants are running through my fucking house. They're trespassing. They're not paying rent. Okay. They're, they're eating up my food. If they're, if they're in the yard, that's also your property. Or did we build the house on their ancestors property? Very good. Right. Very good land. Stolen land. I'm always curious about horses. Like do they like us sitting on a racing horse racing? There's some issues with that too. Or the gray hound racing. That's that's fucked up because they can they fucking they kill them when they killing gray hounds. I'm pretty. I know they're utilizing horses that horse races sometimes. But like, I thought it was a gray hound. I feel like I thought those dogs because of a horse goes lame. It's like, well, there's like no way of like rehabilitating that. Apparently what they say, I don't believe in that. I want to give believe every horse gives a shot. But like racing gray gray hounds are sometimes killed both from track injuries and when they are deemed surplus or no longer profitable taken to the van. That's terrible. Get adopted. Like that to me, that's like, that's, oh, that's just brutal. Like everybody's out there like, yeah, like just think about like, think about the fucking Coliseum back then. You're fucking throwing humans in there. It's the same thing to me. This is this is kind of dark, but I'm I'm glad it got exposed and the guy got busted. But did you hear about the guy that was running like a a no kill shelter for dogs go on? There was people that were like suspicious that, you know, this has been going on and he was making so much money. He was getting like half a million dollars like from like taking in these animals and like that he was supposedly finding homes for and all this stuff. And it got really suspicious when this lady brought in a cat and then went to check up on it the next day. And the guy was like, oh, it already found found a new home. We found a, you know, somebody to adopt it. And she started like raising questions, whatever. And then I saw something like they ended up like moving across the street to like kind of like spy or try to like dig into this guy and see what was going on. Long story short, the guy gets like rated and busted and they find that he had killed like nine hundred dollars like that. Wait, why? Because he just was being lazy and not gnashing out on like, oh, he was like purposely like, you know, like putting him down like, oh, fuck that. He was. No, he was. He was just, but he was just he just was not finding them homes. He'd be like, oh, yeah, of course, I'll take that animal off you. Like in like, in a way, was he charging them? Like, I'll get this animal home all basically the third man to rehabilitate this animal and give it a proper adoption. But he was just killing them. Oh, hell no. There'd be a class action lawsuit with the dog lawyers. Yeah. No, he's apparently he's like going to jail or like the case is ongoing. And he's, Gully, what a bold fucking move because I feel like anybody if they put their pet up for adoption and it gets re-adopted, they want to be like, where's it at? I just want to know that it's in a good home and everything. So we like to see pics. How dark. How chunky doing? Yeah. How dark came your soul be knowing that you're taking in all this money and you have 600 dog skull in the fucking backyard. Yeah. I think you do it once investigation findings that had brought 900 animals since the start of 2025 and only had 116 adoptions more than 700 animals. are accounted for and they started, started digging up all the bodies on this problem. What's the, um, the charge for something like, uh, and this one is a lot. So like, I could see the, like, like a fraud of business, endangerment to animals, killing animals, abuse like, what is that killing an, like, what's the charge for killing an animal? Like, how many years is that? I have no idea. No, for this is going to be serious jail time. Yeah. No, I know that. I'm just like, curious of like, is it jail for life to probably not fucking dude? I think everybody on this planet would agree jail time for life because they weren't killing other humans of like, there's like, I agree with you that that person should be in jail for the rest of their life. That's how like dark of a fucking thing it is, but knowing how the fucking criminal system works. Yeah, it was going to be one year up to jail and three years in prison. Oh, fuck that. I wonder if he gets charged for each individual, oh, good point. So they found 117 bodies on his property. If he gets even one year for each of those bodies, that's life. Okay. Yeah. Well, killing someone's dog and going to prison for that sort of a minute, not in time, like makes no sense to me. I think we should just bring back public humiliation, tar them, feather them, throw tomatoes on them, walk them down the street, like, oh, the, the grilotine. Of course, the gril. But don't do the full thing. Like we just like acted out, just tired of imagine, like, I feel like a lot of people wouldn't be doing shit, like, and then everybody from your city gets to come out and like, throw tomatoes at you. It's like naked too, like Cersei and get the drums. I think so too. We'll walk down the street and bear it. Shame. Everybody's going straight for his juggler, straight for his, the penis size. I mean, I feel like we do have that in a way with the internet. Like, it's really hard to get away from a crime that you've committed. It really is. Like, there will be people who will find where you still are, what your employment is and harass you for what you've done. Like, you really fully cannot escape it compared to, like, back in the day. Yeah. And I feel like now we're at a time where, like, if it's bad enough, you will get it publicly on the internet and in your life. Like, I think we're all pretty good at that right now. We're experts. We're experts. We're experts. And people like know about it. Yeah. And if he's literally yesterday, it was, um, it was a Santa Barbara, like puppy dog care for something. You saw that. Where the guy would go pick up his dog and like, like, it was his, like, it was this, like, baby, you get to hit just the way he was react. It was like, that was his fucking child. He put this puppy at like a daycare center. He went to pick it up. The dog had like fell in the pool, drowned. Then they threw the dog in a box and waited for him to come back. They didn't call him immediately. They waited for him to come back to pick up his puppy for that to be like, we're so sorry. That's crazy to me. Okay. Fucking imagine. I would have, I would have, I would have taken the puppies out and I would have burned that fucking place to the ground. That's awful. Yeah. No, it's just, it baffles me. Was it just neglect? Like they have too many dogs and they're not paying attention to paying attention to that. And how is there a fucking just open pool? Yeah. A pool. Well, that's what it's all day. Careplaces have pools. I understand that. How the fuck do you have it open? Yeah. Oh, a lot of dogs can't swim. Like maybe like a little puppy pool, you know, like a little, yeah, but they have a place where it's like, oh, maybe the dog can swim, but when you have like so many dogs, I play it at the same time and they're going in and out and everything and there's not like an active lifeguard sitting there watching them. I'm not justifying it. I'm trying to like see it through, say the same thing for like a children center who also has a pool like a summer camp. A summer camp. It's like, there's no excuse for a child drowning in a summer camp. That's what happened to a girl. I went to high school with her, her and her husband. They had this like gorgeous like, you know, designer like Poodle or whatever and they hired one of those dog walkers to come walk the dog and like the dog like got out or something got hit by a car and the girl just like ended her shift and like didn't report anything and they're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then yeah, the dog was like dead. They had to find it at the fucking pound and they reached back out. I don't want to say what company it was because I don't want to get it wrong, but it was a really popular one. And the company sent them an email saying like, we'll pay you this much if you like sign an NDA and say this didn't happen. And she was like, you know what? I don't need the money. I'd rather people know what happened. And like I think posted the email publicly. It was so sad and scary, but I know that's like more than the dog walkers fault, but you just have to have so much trust. Yeah, I know. It is crazy how like also when something happens, especially if it was a mistake and you handle it properly. Like, you know, if at mistake mistakes happen, but like it's the way you react after. That means everything. Like for instance, if this day, if this puppy daycare center was absolutely fucking amazing and there was just a really bad fuck on it and nothing's ever happened there before. And they went ahead, called the guy made a public. I know their business would shut down, but do you think they can recover from that? It depends. It could have been a certain employee, but I saw in some comments, people had bad experiences with this dog daycare place. So it could be the establishment, but it also could have been employee who was just terrible at their job. It is such a crazy thing where it's like you are, like your business can just be completely over and it'll always be like on your record or whatever and it's like you have to find a new business. I know. Some people could have positive experiences about this guy. They've been taking their dog for years and they don't have any issues with it. I know. So I think it just all like at that point, do you just like change like move locations, change your name of your location? Is that like, is that something? It moves your license. That's a good business name for a dog spot, positive experience. You're on the subject. It's cute. I don't know. I bet the license probably gets like revoked where they can't house anymore animals until they show that they've, I don't know, introduced new types of employee training and stuff. That can happen. Sorry. Went dark a little bit, but we tend to do that, you know? I have another business idea that popped into my head the other day. I'll run it by you guys if you like it. I'm looking for investors. Can we? Perfect. Hey, sharks. Yeah. Of course. Hear me out. It's a men's nail salon spa like kind of place, right? And it's called man, he petty. Oh. And they do men's manicures and pedicures and it's only this exists. I know, but called man, he petty. Oh, man, he petty. The name. Love it. Yeah. I'm just going to go down to many petty. I love it. Why don't he? Why don't you just run it as a like where you launch your money through it because that's what I saw. That's a good idea. When I was in mobile, Alabama, I was driving it and I saw a place, it was a man nail salon. I didn't even know that. Yes. And they had it. And like, you could like go smoke cigars. You can have whiskey. Get your nails done. Get a man. He petty because I think a lot of men want to get that type of grooming. But they feel like a little embarrassed going into a mostly feminine nail salon. They're just not comfortable. Man, he petty are the guys doing their nails? Or is it ladies? I don't know. Because if it's ladies doing the nails and there's literally no fucking difference. It's like, if you really want to make it, it's like really comfortable, like experience. It should be just all dudes because what's the difference? Yeah. But that's it. That's it. It's the brand name. Maybe dude wipes is just fucking booty wipes. They just changed the name. To dudes. Yeah, but the thing is that anybody can. Oh, anybody they probably have women doing it too, it's like the same like hooters, probably not. I bet they even charge like a membership to where it's like a, it's like a boys club and you can have access to it. I don't know. So look at man nail salon mobile Alabama. That was that place I drove by and I remember looking at their website and I was like, what is hammer and nails? That one. They all nail salon mobile Alabama. I'm sorry. I'm not like, I'm not putting down your idea. Still love it. Still love it. They're saying in general of a men's, a men's place where only men can go now to me. That screams more insecure than just going to a regular nail salon. Right. But if you know, there's a market of dudes though, who have that issue where they're like, I just want to get my nails done. But everybody should get their nails done though, like that's like, it's like a haircut. It's like a, it's like taking a shower. It's like, everyone's nails. Yeah, but it's, it's like a, there's like men's barber shops. There's female salon. Like it's like in barbershop culture is big for some community. Yeah, but you, anybody can go to those salons. I know, but you're going into a nail salon where your wife's friends are all there and they're like, oh, hey, Zane, look at you getting your nails done. Sure. You feel small. Like, I don't know. You feel immasculated. Immasculated. I wouldn't feel that way. But some men would. You have to remember, there's a lot of insecure men in the world. I get it. Yeah, there's a market. You're right. You're right. You're right. I just can't believe this place also. It's just a fun, it's just a fun name. Yeah. Like this. It's a machine where they have to, or it's like that's really funny. Can you include that? Can you include that in your nail salon, you? Oh, make it. It's like a. Put your hands in. Yeah. Look how manly they got. I make it. It's like, hey, guys, look, look how AI they got. Yeah. That's what fucking AI shit. Jesus. Damn. Look at the veins on that. Oh, my man. You should have heard. Actually, we'll talk about one. Okay. Did you see the lady who got the license plate recently? The one in front of the. Oh, the squeeze. Oh, what was it? Squeeze. Squeeze. Oh, yes. I was having fun. When Nancy Delostrito went to collect her mail, she got quite the surprise, a new license plate with her vehicle registration renewal. Yes. Dude. I would love that fucking license plate. That would, like, I would freak out if I got that in excitement. That people is saying SQZ A55 and what makes it even better is that it's a Florida license. I mean, no other state would work with this fucking license plate than a Florida license plate. And look at the oranges. It looks like a booty. My first license plate I ever got when I was in high school, though, was SLT. It looked like slug. Oh, I read a slit immediately. It was like, it was so, I don't know. I think I was so insecure about having it. And I requested another one. Matt. I did. I'm surprised that you requested another one because of that. I think I was just so insecure, but I remember being like, Mom, I don't want this. It looks like it's a slut. Because SLT, it's really hard to read slut out of SLT. It was the only thing in my brain could see when I looked at it. And my dad was like, I kind of see what you mean. Like, it just looked, like, it would take one guy to make fun of it in like my friend group. And they'd be like, Oh, Matt has a little slut, Altima. It was just, I don't know. I remember, like, I didn't like it and requested it because it just looked like slug. I'm trying to think of a license plate number or a rate like an arrangement of letters and numbers where I look at it and immediately makes me think of something like just something bad where that I've read. My mom's license plate was DMX. And we thought that was so cool. That's DMX. Do you think someone in the jail was like, let's do squeeze out? Or do you think the total, do you think someone intentionally gave that license plate out? Or was it just algorithm finally just landed on that? Whoever makes, is it still prisoners that like, do they? I think they're just printing up, but they're not running the algorithm. But maybe if a dude is a little high tech and just was like, let's have a little bit fun. He's following the code of the arrangement of letters, but I feel like someone who's definitely having fun with it. That's, I mean, that's a really rare. There's like feel like whoever can start an algorithm is probably sitting there going, what are all the screen names that we are. Screen names are license plates that may sound suggestive. It's like when you do like the novelty ones, you have to like submit what it is and it has to get approved. Yes. And you have to put an explanation of what it means. I also was like when Wesson is this the wrong club, Penguin, and they like made their like penis, but it's like P and one five. You know what? I don't think I would now that I think about it. I wouldn't want like attention on my car at all. Like something funny like that. Because can you imagine that amount of people that will go and look inside your like window car window. Like it could be like it could be a little overwhelming. It is a little like annoying. I bet like there's certain ones on my neighborhood when I see them like that guy again. Like do you become memorable to people who don't even know you? I there's definitely a coder in my neighborhood because of license plate is like zero one zero zero one one one zero zero zero one zero one. Yeah. Like the little binary numbers little little tech guy. Little tech guy. Yeah. That one's fun. You should take a picture and figure out what it says in binary. Oh, I will. You know what? I'll take a picture and send it to you. I prefer non binary code, but Mariah would have liked that one. All right, guys. Well, that's it for the day's episode. Thank you for watching. If you want to keep watching, we have a Patreon patreon.com/saintinheath. We keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast. We do early access, ad free bonus episodes live Q&As. Again, all on patreon.com/saintinheath. And as always, you can check out these episodes every Monday, audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday, video form on youtube.com/saintinheath. Baby, all right, child, we love you. I'm one. We'll see you in a sec. 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