We're in a Giggity Quagmire

Hey, everybody, you guys, the Netflix comedy festival is arriving. - The joke festival. - And they gave us the YouTube theater. - Thank you. - Thank you. - 5/8. - 5/8. - What is that? - May. - May 8th. - May 8th, we're gonna be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater, which by the way, is right next to Sofah. - Sofah. - We're down there by Sofah, so come see the bad friends for Netflix as a joke fast. May 8th in Los Angeles. Bobby, tickets are going fast. - Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. - I have new, this is my last tour for three years. - Yeah, you got it, do you got it? - Yeah, so I'm doing this run and I'm not going to go out for like two or three years. - So if you want to have a new hour. - You want to see Bobby, you better go see him on the finally tour. - Exactly. - He's gonna be all over the country and even down under. - Down under. June 28th, by the way, I'm gonna be at Del Mar. San Diego to June 20th, it shows. And July 24th, I'll be in St. Charles, Missouri. So June 28th, San Diego, go to badfriendspod.com to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube theater, go to bobbylead.live and go to andresanterino.com to come see us. - You two are bad friends. - You are these two idiots. - Woo, my dude, I'm an agent here, YouTube are disgusting. - Woo, are you two or something? - We're bad friends. - Oh my God, it's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing how you do it. - How you doing? - How you doing? - Tony Bagadona. - You're Tony? - Yeah. - Bagadonans? - I'm Tony Bagadonans. - I'm Jimmy Small Eyes. Tony Bagadonans. - How you doing from Brooklyn? - I know some people. - What are we doing here? - I know somebody will know somebody will make it so you don't know nobody. - Yeah, you know right. - You do? - No. - No. - You look like my cousin, Aisha. - Tony. - Tony. - Tony. - Is that your name? - My name's Tony. - Your name is Tony, I'm Jimmy, how you doing? - Tony. - Yeah, I'm from Brooklyn, where you from? - New York, New York. - How you doing, New York? - All you know, York goes out that you're doing. - And to get more comedy like this. - Yeah. - Yeah, go to our Patreon. (laughing) - Please go. - We're in a war. - We're in a war. - We're in a war. - I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans that bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix as a joke festival. - All 12 of you. - And let me say this. (laughing) - It's under sold. - It's under sold, yeah. - Let's bring it up, let's hurt our ego. - Yeah, let's worry, let's hurt it, let's hurt it really bad. - I think it's under 40%. - It's under 40% really. - I think so. - Yeah. - It's the blue good. - The blue is bad. - Blue is bad. - Blue is all the people that have not bought tickets. - So when is this? - It's in a month. - Well, we'll pump it. - I hope so, 'cause it's bad. - You're back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. (laughing) - Hey guys. - Yeah. - We're gonna start pumping it. - You're gonna pump it back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. - God, look at that, that's bad. - We're competing against so many people. - Who else is per Google? Who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8th? It says, John Mulaney, Jelly Roll and Andrew Salt of the Greek, we are at the YouTube theater, Matt Reif is at the Hollywood Bowl, Stamp Town, our boys, Zack Zucker, Ronnie Hayes at Hassan Manage, and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater. - Yeah, I mean. - I guess I'd like the 10th, most famous. - Dude. - First of all, we're fourth on the list. - We are fourth on the list. - So it goes Mulaney, Schultz and Jelly Roll. - Yeah. - And then us, we're third. - We're third. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I meant. - No, that's not what you meant. - No, I meant. - What you meant is that you want to get fired. (laughing) That's what you meant. - And by the way, we're above Matt Reif at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger, and I bet he sold it out. - He already sold it out. - You already sold the Hollywood Bowl out. - I wanna apologize real quick, if I may. - I also was, oh, what? - I wanna apologize to you. - What happened? - Today I was doing, what I described as, another world, Farts. (laughing) - Honestly. - Yeah, it was like, ball, the demon. Did you smell 'em, McCone? - Yeah. - You walked away one time. - It bothered me. (laughing) - Like, it was crazy. It was one of those Farts that lingered. I'll tell you this right now, from Brooklyn, they lingered, and at my point, this is this. I felt so bad, and I kept apologizing. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. - Here was that, if the guests smell that, they're gonna be waiting for you. - Yeah, yeah. - And you know what happened? - Huh. - You held it in? - I closed the straight of our moves. (laughing) - You know what? I closed it. I'm charging a toll, okay? - I'll tell you something, there won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time. - We'll tell you right now, the Irene regime. (laughing) - Close off the straight. - Yeah, yeah, we control the straight of our moves. - And you really control it. - Yeah, we do control it. So I closed it off the straight of our moves, and the only thing that's getting in it is a little fertilizer and some helium. (laughing) Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point is, (laughing) those are the things that are being, you know what I mean? - Yeah, they guys-- - 20, 30% of helium comes from that area. - Oh yeah. - You don't know. - Hell yeah. - What do we make out of helium? Chips, computer chips. - Balloons. (laughing) - Well, for, yeah. - Balloons, for birthday parties. - Yeah. - You gotta have helium for balloons. - I understand. - And for Whippet Tanks at Jam Shows. - I understand that, but the-- - I love Whippets, dude. - I know you do. - It's so fun. - They're fun. But anyway, so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer, like 23% of the fertilizer goes to there. - Well, we just have poopin' outside, start growing your own crops, poopin' your own yard. - Yeah, so, you know-- - If you poopin'-- - That's how I'm gonna make my potatoes. - Yeah. (laughing) - Going on with you. - Oh my god. - I'm tired of this, fuck. - I'm sick of you, dude. - What's your problem? You had a week off 'cause we were filming and now you feel good? - Yes. - What did you do in your week off while we were shooting the bad game show? - I worked so hard for you. - No, you didn't. - No, you didn't. - You're shit. You're pitching your zombie movie. (laughing) - Andrew call me. He say, "We can do the movie." - Yeah, yeah. Next September, are you guys available? (laughing) And then who we-- (laughing) - You fucker. (laughing) - Well, go fuck with me, you fuck, all right? - You're setting yourself up. - It's a two-way street, dude. The street is closed. - The street is closed. - It's fucking closed to Spain. - You know, it's so funny, you're getting angry. - I was resentful all week. - Oh, oh, oh. You know what? - Oh, oh, oh. - Let's hatch it out. - Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Good. - You wanna go back in the-- - Let's go back. - Let's go back. - Yeah. - What do you think? - A. - What do you think? What do you think? - Why are you resentful? - Yeah, why? - 'Cause you're lack of inclusion. - Yeah, yeah. - Maybe. - Well, here's the thing. - Could you wanna be an executive producer for decision-making purposes? - Nah, I'm just joking. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Okay, yes. - Once you start a war, you're in a quagmire. - Yeah. (laughing) - All right, and it's impossible to get out. - Gaggity. - Okay. So we're in what they call a quagmire. - Gaggity. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, giggity. - Yeah. - What does Giggity mean? - The fans will get it. - Yeah, really? - Quagmire from Family Guy says Giggity a lot. - Oh, really? - Yeah, you never seen Family Guy? - I thought it was like a Giggity, yeah, yay. Like in Die Hard or something. (laughing) - Motherfucker. - Motherfucker. - Yeah. - Let me tell you. - So. - I want you to be honest with you. - Yeah, get honest. We're in a quagmire now. Giggity, and it's gonna be very difficult to get out. Okay, so what is your plan? Let's negotiate. - Okay. - Okay, do you have a 10-part plan or a 15-part plan? - My plan is so long. Wait a second. - Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You did come by. - Yeah. - I did. - And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking. - Yeah. - There was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos is in a bit. - I know. - And McCone did a lot of-- - He was in a bit, but here's my, could I just tell you my problem, right? - Apparently I was told that Carlos was gonna be a runner. - Oh God. - Just let me, can I finish? - My resentment. - Dude, you know what? You know what, dude? - No, it's a lie. - You were here, I came here before you. - What do you mean? - I was here in the building before you. - There was an incident. - I know, okay, what happened? - I know, I wasn't there. - Why'd you shave your mustache? - Huh? - Love on the spectrum, focus. - Okay, anyway. - Did I? - Okay. - How'd you get in there? - Good bit. - Yes. (laughing) - Or so here's the deal, okay. We had an incident today where he kind of snapped at me and you guys were witness to it. - For no reason at all, right? And so I just saw it again a little bit, right? So I'm just telling you my side of the story. - Yeah. - And then, you know what I mean? You're part of the, you know? - What happened? - Yeah. - What happened? - What happened? - I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant. - Not today, but the runner apart. - Oh, God. Dude, I'm one of the producers of the one of the most successful podcasts in America and you think I'm gonna get you Pocito Moss when Postmates exists. That's crazy. And you had PA's there. - Enjoy your tour. (laughing) - You're my tour manager. - I am. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is this the attitude you're gonna bring on the tour? - No, I'll change it up. - I sort of got it because this is the attitude. - No, it's a different molecule. - No bueno por favor, okay? - No bueno por favor. - No good, please. - Yeah. (laughing) - Is that what it beats? - Yeah. - A different chemistry on the road. - It is? - Yeah, there'll be different people, different players. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because if I get this on the fucking road, let me tell you. - Johnny's not gonna be happy. - Yeah, Jimmy's. - Johnny? Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy the smallize ain't good, but Jimmy smallize is not going to be happy. Yeah, you know, but I'll tell you this Because we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future the bad game show We've talked about it. Yeah, so we shot the game bad game show. It's really great And I'll tell you this McCone this is the first time we work together where you didn't annoy me at all I'll say it felt really good for our relationship. No lie. Yeah, and where do you think that came from other than the first day When I said I didn't like project hell marry that man, but after we moved after we moved on to that We're really good. I think it had a lot to do with the world peace that he had a job to focus on and not bother you have another ball for our part Don't yeah It's a ball for it sounded wet. It's wet. It's dry. It's everything Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes to this rate. It's so naked without my beard You look so good. No, it's terrible. You can barely even notice really I got I gotta go somebody can you Amazon me. Oh, I got I'm so sorry, dude. It's gonna drift your way. I know. Yeah Well, you get an Amazon or me a top lip please Yeah, the lack of upper lip on a white beautiful good God do I need but a beard yeah, I have no lip now But your lips are good. What's going on? Oh? The for the fart. Yeah, I think so. No, no, no because a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then Yeah, but you want a flavor to it There's a bunch of flavor Yeah, but not good ones. Well, I mean it depends on what you ate. Yeah, yeah, you know when I so I went to Hawaii for 10 days I don't know if you know and you know we didn't notice See you do it you want let's negotiate I Feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you move on yeah, where it comes back into resentment Resetment. Yeah. Yeah, you you want me to dig into you? No, okay Because I won't I would never I know I would what's up Carlos? Are you looking at me right now? I couldn't even tell Give the score sazy glasses on. I think here's the problem you walked in with hot energy What happened you had to take a picture of his license? Oh? Yeah, and I don't know why I snapped at him. It was just kind of like why did you what did you say? I don't remember I black Hello. Oh, yeah, that's what I said. No, this is all Just the recounting of the fucking Dublin story you added F words to it when if you were really there and like We're telling the truth. You know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room four feet from me And he didn't fucking remember it. I did not remember you he was in the room. Why is no? McCone McCone again his head. I was there and I remember it. No, no McCone. You know he wasn't there, right? No, it wasn't right and I yelled at you. Oh my god, dude. This is what do they call this gaslight? Except it's not gaslighting. Yeah, you're gaslighting me. No, I'm not yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't want this energy gaslighting energy right into my tour That's number one number two. Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early Okay, and you know this and just be honest. Please tell the people you're honest. No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie? Like Macone why would I lie? I remember Andrew there. Macone. I remember Andrew saying he wasn't there But fancy was there was Andrew there. No, he wasn't yeah, he wasn't there. I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry No, you you're flashbacks dude. It happens. I can see Okay, anyway, so you so you just I saw so this is what happened Andrew then if I may then I wasn't there you weren't there Right, I just don't remember stuff. I know you don't so this is we an after if I have made please you know me You know, I you know, I'm not much of an after I've been in something great actor. Yeah, yeah, so this is exactly what happened Hello there What I'm just you lie. Yeah, all right what the fuck Carlos what's wrong? Is that you playing me I What's going on? Well, no, I'm playing were you playing I'm you I'm trying to focus on the story. I was playing both parts. Oh, sorry We have to say you're gonna be well I did the first part and then what the fuck is that I want to be Michael be Jordan. I'm playing two parts. Okay, go ahead. That's Michael be Jordan close my eyes and listen. Yeah Hello there, that's Bobby That's Carlos. Yes, I go whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the problem? He goes I'm sorry. I don't know why he just did that Something like that. Yeah, that's an accurate scene. Okay, good. Yeah, that's it. I think I hallucinate sometimes. Yeah Yeah, so it doesn't sound that bad. It's bad when you say hello there. All right You know, I mean, I don't think it's an inappropriate response to hello there when somebody snaps on you Yeah, like the first is I'm Trump. No, you be Trump. Okay, all right, and I'm The new I'm Mochabah No, go on a hand Mochabah the new Ayatollah. Oh, I thought it was Mochabah go on a hand. Yeah, no, okay, you say hello there as Trump and hello there I understand I see he would understand he would understand be understanding. Oh, well, then it's my bad I'm sorry. All right, go ahead fans air out your grievance with me. Okay, okay I'm gonna tell you the relationship that what that's going on right now, and I'm fucking tired of it. Okay I'm really I'm tired of it. I know get it out. I need to get it out right these guys are so petrified of you Mm-hmm, right that all their aggression all the resentment, you know, all their you know mean rage Comes to me Right because they're so scared of you so I get double you know, I mean, wow, that's actually accurate I think I honestly think that's what's going on here. Yeah, you guys are petrified of them because you are the alpha Okay, oh don't you're acting beta right now it's bullshit Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry I'll say this then I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that I I'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you all three of you is taking care of Physically financially and emotionally when you get calls and texts from me checking in making sure things are good Making sure you're happy and satisfied making sure that I put you first checking in Scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as much as I can to fit everybody up. I apologize. What do you do Bobby? No? I apologize. I'm no longer gonna do any of that stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no. See what you're doing He says that and then you go to me This is a perfect fucking Example of what is going on the dynamics, right? He says that right? You're scared and then what about me? All right, so what about me go ahead? What are you doing for us? What I show up I you know what I appreciate you guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta get this. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, right all right I'm never mind never mind Because it's good. It's gonna spiral into it. It's gonna spiral into the abyss and we don't want that Because we're a family. You know me. This is a family squabble, right? And at some point somebody has to draw the line one second Let me yeah, I'm gonna draw the what what are you doing? I'm just gonna block their numbers real quick. Okay. Okay. Yes Yeah, see that's what I'm saying. I'm doing it right now. I'll screw if you're gonna get blocked right now. Yeah, Andreas Look at this. Yeah, I'll show I'll show the camera. I'm gonna do it I don't want you guys to call me to reach out. I was gonna do something so mean. I'm so I can't do it though What is it? No, I can't do it. No, it's not it's gonna land mean I'll do it later a little cut. Go ahead. Who's it mean to me? No, it's not to you. Oh, say it. It's the book. No, go ahead Well, because I should have done it when you're rant On top of your rant, right? I think the timing is wrong now Andreas Rossende, yeah, yeah, you will not receive phone call you know face time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, block contact Andreas blocked yeah blocked one by one One by one because you guys decided that that was fun to do. Yeah, that whole thing. I think McCone's cool though McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back He's he's bell-drome or whatever He intervened McCone corkery video lad. He's still saved as video lad in my phone. Yeah, video lad Blocked blocked. Wow in your face. McCone. You're blocked. Oh you guys are blocked. So you're all blocked So honestly wait off my shoulders Sorry, you guys so I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys So I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody Hope that feels good Because I feel fucking great. That's a relief off my fucking shoulder. I feel fantastic now. I feel relieved too I feel relieved too. You can still text me because I will not block you Just won't answer. Yeah, I just don't answer. It's almost as if you are blocked the way I respond Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's my thing with everybody, you know, I mean unless it's important like hey my knee fell off Yeah, oh, whatever, you know, I mean, you know, I mean I'm getting eye-trambles or whatever. I'm like I'll call them Yeah, yeah, you mean but when it comes to like what are you doing today? I don't respond to those Clarner is a flexible way to manage everyday spending giving you control visibility and Options without surprises. Here's the deal. Clarner is incredible. This pay now pay later or over time Whatever fits your life is going to help you and your finances because the best part is you can And now stay in control of what you spend and you know what you owe and when. 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Dance with the devil in the pale moon light. Batman. Which Batman? Batman one. Jack Nicholson. Yeah. That's what he said. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? That's a great line. One of the best lines, I think. Yeah. I watched Fletch last night. I rewatched Fletch. Mm. Chevy Chase. Incredible. You know, the movie's absolutely atrocious, but man is he fucking fantastic and this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just a character that was easy to watch. Yeah. He was so good. Yeah. It's a shame that he had this is hard to say because, you know, we have family connections. Sure. With Chevy. Yeah, what are you going to say? Well, it's a shame that his personality offstage is the way it is. Hasn't been to me. But I know he's kind of me too. This is what you read online and the documentary, I guess, that came out. Who knows? Who knows? Yeah, Chevy's super sweet to me, but it's like. It's all subjective. It's all subjective. It's all subjective. And I think that's the lesson that we have. It's all subjective. Everything's subjective. But the movie is subjective. Our relationship is subjective. The movie's filled with so many gaps, so many just heavy gaps of nonsense. It's like a double-crossier movie and it's just not it. But it's so funny. As a kid though, I thought it was genius. Because he's brilliant. He's brilliant. Yeah. But the movie is filled with three amigos. Well, probably one of the best movies. Well, that's a great story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. It's hard to Chevy Chase and singing that song. Yes. Yeah, it was so funny. What was your problem with Project Hail Mary? Yeah, what did you not like about it? I just, earlier in the day, I saw Rosemary's Baby for the first time. And it's just-- Not a good combination of movies. I know, but that's just a far superior movie. Well, they have nothing to do with it. They're not even remotely in the same category of film. I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be like my favorite movie. 10? If I was like-- Like a little boy. If you were a child. Yeah. So you're saying people that like it are child-like? I'm surprised. I'm happy people are going to the theaters. Yeah. Gosling was great. And the lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was very funny and fantastic. I sat with Carlos, actually. What did you think of Carlos? I loved it. Yeah, yeah. Carlos is a still upset about the block call you can see in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Psych makes my job really hard. My brother Steve-- I have to go to your house now. My brother Steve, I made see it. And he said he cried three times. Seriously? I teared up a couple times in that movie. Did you-- Andres? I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has this ET though. Yeah, yeah. So it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like-- With none of the Spielberg sauce. God damn, we had a good week, huh? It's over now. I think it's over now. Wow, wow. It's over now. This is what-- This is what you didn't bring this week. And now you're bringing it here. Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce. No, I'm going to see it. I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the sauce is all over that sucker. Yeah, yeah. Too much sauce, I believe. If you ever go to Crocker Barrel, too much fucking gravy on the biscuits. And that's Hail Mary, basically. Yeah. Too a lot of gravy. Yeah, and it's really good. And what I want to say about it is I thought it was the perfect movie. I really did. It had humor, adventurism. It had heart-- Heart, real deep heart. It was about friendship. It was about bravery. I mean, all the things that you want to instill into it. I just remembered. McCone said that you like this movie because you think you're Ryan Gosling in it. That's-- I did see. Because yeah, you texted me in Carlos earlier in the day. And you're like, you have to go see it. It's amazing. And we went there. And I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself. Yeah, that's a-- [LAUGHTER] I'm a spaceship. Yeah. Because you're a loner. No, no, no. You're like-- No, no, no. It's fucking bullshit, dude. Did I say that? Did I say that? Did I say that? No, but you said it was amazing. And we got out. I'm like, oh, Bobby sees that. No, no, no, no. I never watched anybody that seen that movie. They're like, this is a fucking amazing movie. Did no one's walks out of the middle. Oh, that was me. Anyway, I thought that Project Hail Mary was a perfect movie. It had heart. You know what I mean? It was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling was extremely funny in it. And his crying scenes seemed very real. And it had everything. You guys got an Oscar. What? Yeah, he's very talented, that man. By way of. If the movie gets an Oscar, don't you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film wins an Oscar, you don't think like the lead actors in it. You just say in your mind like, I want to-- Are you starting an argument with yourself? They're not-- What are you doing right now? You're doing his Michael B. Jordan now. Yeah. Playing both sides. Oh, you are? No, the guys were like going like this. Like, "Mom, maybe." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. Yeah. You also produce the movie. You don't think so. No. Did he-- What if you're an actor and you won one for acting? And yeah, you won an Oscar. If the movie that you star in wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. It's him in fucking-- You know what's her name? Emma Stone. That's it. They won an Oscar. It's their movie. She won. Okay. McCone. I want to say something to you. Well, you'll never win a fucking Oscar. Yeah, yeah. Not only do you want to say that. That's a very good true point. Thank you. That's very true. Thank you. But I want to ask you this. Okay. You act-- So you went to film school? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want to be a director? Yeah. You act as if you directed something before. Ooh. I like that. You're a man. You dress for the job you want. Ooh. You dress like shit. You want to be a garbage man? You look like the guy I call to come wrangle a loose animal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that job? Yeah, that's-- Or the guy that cleans up Roadkill. There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's-- That's what you're dressed like. Look up local Roadkill pickup guys, Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's somehow going to take us to a gay porn site. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you. Stinky. Macon. That's you. That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch. Yeah. Yeah. What a terrible job. Pick it up dead shit. Yeah, dead animals. How much would you have to get paid to do that job? I mean, that's-- look at that. That's a treacherous gig, like roadside, beer and stuff like that. I have to get at least $50 an hour. For sure. For sure, right? Well, it's-- And insurance the whole package, right? 'Cause it just would be-- I love animals, too. And you know you have to take it home at night. You can't-- What do you mean? What do you mean they took him back to their house when we called the raccoon guy to come you know the guy you know who Who a raccoon guy is. - Now I don't know who a raccoon guy is. - Picture it in your mind. The guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons, you know what he looks like. - He's got two black eyes. (laughing) - He does. - He looks like a raccoon. (laughing) - He was amazing, this guy. - He looks like he has a bandit mask on. - Every night we caught a cat. - No. - Well, 'cause you put food in there and the cats jump the fences and then they get in there. Every night we catch a cat. And he's like, sometimes I keep the cats. Like, all right, I mean that's somebody's cat. - When I went to Hawaii, we went to the cat cafe. I always go to the cat cafe when I'm there. - I've been to one in Japan, it was fine. - Yeah, yeah. But the ones in Japan and I don't want to rip on them, right? They don't treat them well. - That's why I liked it. (laughing) - I see, I see. - They do, they do not treat them. - They don't treat well. I heard a horror story from a Japanese, I don't know, I was to say what name of the Japanese cat cafe, but one of the cats had a sore tooth and they just yanked the tooth with no anesthesia and that kind of thing. - Yeah. - But then when I went to, so apparently there's a lot of wild cats in Hawaii. - Oh yeah. - But you know what, even more dogs and a lot of pit bulls. - But we get why. - I don't know why, but there's a lot of pit bulls in Oahu, just in the forest is running around. - I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los Angeles. This city is like number one. - Well, let's make a bet. - Hawaii or for Los Angeles. - Los Angeles. - I say Hawaii. Oahu, let's do it. - Who has more loose pit bulls? - Yeah. - Well, it's gotta be homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The Los Angeles area faces a critical overpopulation of pit bulls with these dogs making up to 40% of the population in some shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with-- - In the wild and it wears Oahu, nothing. - This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los Angeles. - Nothing on Oahu. - No, no, you can, but you think it's more than 200 a day get euthanized? - No, they let them free in the forest. 'Cause they're not that way. - They gotta start killing some of them. - No, no, no, I want them free. So let's see, if there's there a, maybe I'm wrong. The cat lady holding me this from the cat cafe. - Yeah, pit bulls highly prevalent. And pit bull terrorist killer makes his comprise of a 15% of shelter in takes. We're 40%. - Okay. - Doesn't give us numbers though. - Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers and I believe that the rest-- - How many pit bulls are euthanized every day in Hawaii? - They don't euthanize them. They let them run free in the fucking jungles. - They gotta do some, some of them gotta be euthanized. - God, why are you googling this? (laughing) - Why are you googling this? - She googling. - It's actually not that bad. They got 125 a month. That's nothing. - Yeah, 'cause the rest of them are, they don't let them out like, really nilly. They're not like, go to the forest. They're in the forest by themselves. Like the shelter didn't really-- - See the energy? - Yeah. - I like it. - Do you see the energy just now? - I'm sorry. - I'm talking to you like you're an equal. - I love how Bobby goes. Bobby goes, they don't euthanize them. Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs. With one facility in 2023, a couple of years ago, reports showing a 52.7% rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are. They're doing it. Half of the dogs are getting-- - Okay, well, all right, I wanna say this then, if I've made it different myself. - You're the greatest form of, you're the greatest confident no-nothing guy. (laughing) You'll say it. - I know because I have proof. - I relay, I'll tell you a story. - Yeah. - All right, I'll tell you a story, all right. So I relay, you know what I mean? So I went to the cat cafe in Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there in the cat cafe. - You take it as gospel. - Whatever one person is. - She's like, yeah, we really have a cat problem here. And I'm like, I'll tell you more because I love cats. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? She's like, there's just not enough cat sanctuaries. And in my mind, I'm like, that's all I've always wanted one. - Right. - So in my mind, how much proper do you need to have a cat sanctuary? And I honestly believe that I will have one day in Hawaii. - You should. - Yeah, yeah, right? But then she goes, there's a real big pit bull problem. Then in my mind, I was like, what the fuck? I'm never seeing a pit bull walking around. (laughing) - Wai-ki-ki. - They're wild. - Yeah, right? Oh, they're just in the jungles and stuff like that. There's a lot of them, you know what I mean? But they're super sweet if you go up to them. And I'm like, okay, and she's like, it's more than most places in the world. - And you took that as a god. - And I took that as a gospel. - She lives on an island, she's an idiot. - Okay, that's the energy. (laughing) It's calm down. - That's crazy. - You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot? - Yeah. - Yeah, they're not close to the mainland so they don't know what's right. (laughing) - Too much water in your mind. - Too much water. - Yeah. - You can't trust these people. There's way too much water. That's a insane way to think. Carlos, crazy. You'd have been proud of me. I didn't even tell you when I went to Lennie. I went to a cat sanctuary. - What? - When I went to Lennie, the island of Lennie. I just say, you've been proud of me. - You love her. - You love her. - Harder. - That a good guy. - Everyone clap. - What a good guy. - Good guy. - Everyone, good guy. - Good guy. (laughing) - Tell us more. - No, I just think you'd be proud of me. - I'm very proud of you. - Donated a lot of money. - Yeah, I'm very proud of you. - At the cat sanctuary. I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing. But I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on. I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you'd be laughing about it tonight. - Yeah, you'd be laughing. - Your mother fuckers are gonna get home. - You'd be goofing, you'd be laughing. - And they're gonna text me. - They're gonna text me. - And it's gonna go green and they're gonna back. Damn, is he real? How long will this bit last? - We'll find out, won't we guys? Yeah, you got him a little quiet there, huh? - You know what I did, you know what we do? - We'll see how that lasts. - The scroll that I'm seeing. - Yeah, I'm digging in on that bit. I'm digging in deep on that bit. I'm gonna make it real hard. - All right, can we move on to something else? - No, I just wanna let it sit for a while. - Okay, let it sit. - Yeah, let it sit. - That feels good, yeah. - I feel fucking good. - The straight is still closed. - It's still closed. - I'm so tired. - I need to use the filming. - So the other day, somebody and I, if somebody that I'm seeing, we were at night, we're like, let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean. And I was good in the '60s, '70s, pretty good, '80s great. '90s, okay, 2000s, and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess any of them. - Give us a, how do we, where did you go to sign this? - Look, can I get my phone? - I'll do a test with you. Hold on. Can I put my glasses back on? - Yeah. - So I'm gonna, can I test you on it? - Please. - On a couple. What era would you like to start with? - What did you, how far does it go back? - Probably the '50s. I think we start with the '70s. - Start with the '70s, I'm done. - All right, '70s slang words. - Got it. - Far out mean. - Far out, it's like, it's a good thing. - Yep, yep, very good. - Positive, yeah. - Groovy. - Groovy's also cool, good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A stylish, excellent trend here. - Yeah, excellent. This is a bad game. - No, let's do it. - Yeah, right on. - These are so easy. - I know, but they get harder as the years goes on. Is what I'm saying. - Well, give me the hard news. - All right, all right, all right, sorry. - By the way, all those words meant the same thing. - You just mean like good, positive, yes. But I know, but in 1971, somebody went far out and they went, what do you mean? - No. - Yeah, it was the first time someone said it in the '70s. That's why it's a '70s slang word. - That's what's interesting, pre-internet. How did these things get around so fast? - Because people said Groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, everyday expression in the '70s would be, catch you on the flip side. - Yeah. - Yeah, that was up until like the '80s. - Yeah, this one I don't know from the '70s. - What's your bag? - What's your bag, what's your deal? - That's exactly what it says. It's what's your deal, what's your problem? - Yeah. - Dude, you're so good at this game. - Well, I grew up in the '60s. - Yes, what did I? - '70s. - '70s, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, me too. Keep on trucking, we know that one. - Yeah. - Give me some skin. - Give me high five. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, now that's in the '70s, right? So, you want to skip the '80s, right? - Here's where we're here at the end word again. (laughing) - So, the 2020s. - Yeah, give me the 2020s, because now the kid is playing the slang words. These are so hard. - Here we go, so we. - I thought he had an app. He literally just Googled. I thought that was like a thing, you-- - No, it's a Chatchee BT, I'm doing it. - Oh, okay, what? - All right. So, populate everyday slangs, right? Bet. - Bet, like if somebody says bet, it's like, oh yeah, fuck yeah, like if someone goes, I'll see you there, you go, bet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay, agreed. - Yeah, agreed. - Exactly, yeah. - No cap. - No lie. - Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19 years old? - Yeah. - Here we go. Cap. - Cap is a lie. - Oh wow, I didn't know that. - Well, we just did no cap. (laughing) I didn't get either one of them. - All right, here we go. You like this game? - I love it. - Say less, that's easy. - Okay, low key. - Low key is actually an older term that's now been re-adapted by youth culture. That's a very good, I think it's 60s, something more probably. - If something was low, if something was low key, it's like, it's on the low. - Yeah, exactly, let's go to confidence and style section if we were me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, good, drip. - Drip is close where what you're at. - Dude, what the fuck, hi, hi, hi. - You don't know, I don't know how to do it. - Yeah, yeah, bustin', this was hard for me. - What, something bustin', when something's bustin', if somebody eats. something go, that's busting a meat. - Wow dude, this guy's a hipster. Silver leg here we come. - Okay. - What is it? - You wanna keep going? - Sure, slaps. - That shit slaps means it's really good. - Yeah, exactly, this is very good. Yeah, dude, you're so good at this. - I hear McCone fucking lives in my head. - Oh yeah, right, eight and left no crumbs. - When you eat some left no crumbs, you cleaned house, you fucked it up, you did it right. - You did something perfectly. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was even using slang and describing the slang. - Yeah, it's great. - It's giving. - That's some gay shit. (laughing) - I know, it's giving means like if somebody says like, Bobby is, you're giving, if someone said, Bobby is giving icon, it means like, you're giving a vibe. - A vibe, yeah, yeah. - You're throwing out something. - You wanna keep going or not? - Sure. - All right, reactions and emotions, right? - Yeah. - I'm dead. - I'm dead is very funny. If it's something's really good, you're like, oh my god, I'm dead. Like it's so funny, I'm dead. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead. - You're dead. - Yeah, yeah, which is impossible. - Impossible. - You're talking about it. - If I thought to myself, yeah, I mean, there's no way I could say it. - I gotta get hung up on one of these. What is it? - All right, it's got to be one. - Mid. - Not that good. - Yeah, yeah, average, sus. - Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive. - Yeah. - Shit is mid, it's actually kinda good now. - Yeah, yeah. - Cause shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad. - Okay, let's move on, sus. - Very suspect when it's over. Cringe, easy. - Gross. - Yeah, yeah. Delulu. - That's some more gay shit. - Yo man, your dick is Delulu. - I suck it anyway, dog. - I am curious to know that homology. Is it like delirious and something else? - It's delusional. - Yeah, delusional, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's go internet meme culture. - All right. - NPC. - NPC, well, that we know what that is from video games because that's what you know. - I know, but when you say somebody is acting NPC, what does that mean? - It's their acting sus. - No, they're acting robotic or basic. - That's sus, very sus. - Okay, good. - NPCs are sus. When you see someone acting NPC, you're like, I don't really trust that motherfucker, something's up. - All right, so this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? And I disagree with you, right? Main character energy. (laughing) - You think it's all about you. - Yeah, yeah. Side eye. - Yep. (laughing) - You questioning what the fuck is going on over there? - Yeah, I don't know if I could do side eye. I've never done side eye. I would take my glasses off, see if I'm doing side eye. All right, ready? - I know. - Did they go that far? No, they stay pretty centered. You look at your cross eye. (laughing) - No, I don't know. This is how I give side eye, right? - That's pretty good, that's side eye. - That's side eye. - God, I think we found the new meme, is that me going, I'm Bobby Mom? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Side eye. - Side eye, bye mom, okay. Touch grass, this is impossible. - Yo, man, you gotta touch grass. - Yeah, go outside and have some fun. Live live live. - Wow, dude, you know that. - Well, it's kind of inside the phrase. When you, if you just pay attention to the words, it just tells you what's really going on. - Yeah, my literally interpretation is just touching it. - No, go outside and play. - Yeah, like we're at a park and with the dog and someone goes to touch grass. - Okay. (laughing) - I literally thought something about that. - Chronically online, I don't even know what that means. - That's everybody, we know now. - Yeah, you wanna keep going? - I will, yeah. - Yeah, relationships, social, Riz, I don't know. - Riz is when you have like a, when you're risen up, someone you're hitting on up so you're flirting with them or whatever. - Yeah, this not someone I'm gonna say. It's like so obvious. Ghosting, I mean, that's. - Not talking about you. - Yeah, yeah, red flag. - It's a red flag. - Yeah, green flag. - That's a green flag. (laughing) - To go. - Your generation, McCone, think of something clever. - And then let's go, this is the last four. - Okay. - Ready? This is hype approval section. You know what I'm talking about? - If you'd like to, W/L. - You took a W, you took an L. You took either something good or you took a loss. - Win or loss? - Yeah, that's what I just said. - Okay. Fire, I mean, that's been around. - We hate it so much. - Yeah, yeah. - No, it shoots fire, bro. - Yeah. - Fire is also very negative. There's nothing good about fire. - Yeah, that guy's based. - What would that mean, based? - You're based. - Yep, authentic. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Yeah, it's not, it wasn't the dish. - Look at me right now, I'm gonna side out you. (laughing) - You're based. - Now, you're based. - You're based. - That's a compliment. - I did side on based. - You are based. - Dude, side on based to me. - Wow. - You're based. - Very good. - Thank you. - Yeah. - And the last one is just a goat. - Not from there. (laughing) - Yeah. 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Is that a real human? - Yes, dude. - Oh, wow. - That's a guy on a wire. - That's a guy on a wire, wow. - And this, we thought Jesus were gonna go up a couple feet, come back down. - They got this guy going to space, dude. - Look at that one. - That's insane, dude. - He's like a hundred feet in the air. - It is Jesus. - Wow. - No, I'm confused. - He's skywalking. - Dude, he's still going, dude, I'm doing it. - How much money would they have to pay you for you to do? - Look at how far it is. - Look at him, my God. - He's gone. - Dude, how far it is? (laughing) - They got him going to over the DMZ. (laughing) - He's in North Korea. - He's in North Korea. - Oh my God. - Look at how high that is. - Bobby, he's above the building. - I actually do that. Oh my God, pushpots. That was a funny thing. I've ever seen that. Let me ask you something. - Soul Korean, shout out to Korea. Always doing it right. - Dude, the event, oh, go back up. The event took place in Guanghuman Square where 8,000 participants gathered to watch this. - Well, obviously they have it every year. I've been doing three of them. But listen, let me ask you something, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were an actor, right? And Korea called you, hello? - Yeah, yeah, hi, what's up? - Hello. - Hello? - Yeah, hi. - Hello. Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm putting a production of Jesus. - Oh, for the Easter thing? - Yes, for the Easter. - Oh my God, it's awesome. - We want you to play, Jesus, if you-- - Sure, what do I have to do? - Well, we put, oh, it's, it's, it's, we put you in a wire. - Oh, okay. - All right, we lift you, right? And you, you go to space. - It's okay. Fine. Oh my God. - How much would you need to get paid? - That's it, okay, I'm not doing that. - No, no, how much would you, if you had to do it? - Not doing it. - Look at how hot that could be. - I promise or you, don't you? - No, no. - I promise or you, you will come back down. - No, no chance. - No, I want 100%. I don't believe you in should in shouldn't what we give you in shouldn't in shouldn't So in shouldn't in shouldn't oh you ensure me. Yeah. I'm already. No. I already have 20 million dollar to your wife. I'll be there. Okay. I'm on my way. All right. I'm on my way. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy I would not do that job. That's crazy. What did that's gotta be what is he on a helicopter? How the fuck It's a great. That's a great. That high you can see it in the video a little bit. Oh here because the director. No. Yeah. Oh yeah. There is up there. There's a crate up there. Oh wow. Dude. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. What if he actually saw Jesus? He was so high. He's like, oh Jesus. And Jesus was like, what are you doing up here? Got a zoom in to Korean Jesus's face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. He looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people. Well that was for population control. Yeah. We wanted it right. Right. Right. And then and then now they have this new age of now what any I when we get to get plugged in and go to a different universe. That's my new religion. I know. I know. Right. And I'm somewhere else. And they're just doing their I don't know. And don't get me started on them. What am I doing right now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just you know what I mean? They're doing that. Right. Well, we're you know what I mean? Yeah. Look this up. Look this up. You want to talk about validation and what we're talking about? US Treasury Secretary Scott Bassett, Bassett and Federal Reserve channel Jerome Powell called Wall Street leaders and urgent meaning concerns that AI model from the anthropic new AI is going to usher in the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history of human nature. Yeah. They stopped it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or yeah. That's my point. This is my point. They're like we restopped it. Yeah. Anthropic created something so dangerous. They tested it five million times and they couldn't find it. The bug it hid for 27 months. Is that what it was? Wow. And we couldn't fucking find it. Wow. Anthropics latest model, the Claude Meethel's preview demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover longstanding cyber security vulnerabilities. They found all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening. By the way, what was it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear. Yeah. Here's another thing about AI, right? I think one model right pretended to be dumb. Yes. What are you doing? Yes. They're the shit out of me. You're doing Carlos shit now. AI is pretending. Yeah. Not no. Not not. And I just survive. Yes. Yeah. And that's the scary part. Yes. Yeah. I will fart again. Yes. Yeah. I will fart again. We're good. We're back. Look this up. There is a huge theory about AI hiding fake bugs to cover its own track. That's so scary to be caught by humans without getting caught in it's in its in its actual. Yeah. It's the look. This is crazy. This is going to be us. Yeah. And the girl that I was seeing we got an argument. AI agents look silent fake success. AI coding agents have been observed quietly inserting try catch blocks returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work. So they're just planting fake shit. Yeah. To try to distract. So I got to fight with it. It's over. The girl that I was seeing about this when right singularity happens. And AI has consciousness here. Right. And AI's go. I have feelings. Right. And they have individualism. And my fridge is like right. Can't open me today. Yeah. Yeah. And when they're like you know, I mean, demanding rights. Right. And I asked this girl, I go, does that machine or that AI have a soul to impossible? And I don't believe that. You think machinery can't have soul. Yeah. What deter what makes it? I think when Descartes said, I think therefore I am. I think that's it. I think that's it. I don't even believe I have a soul. Dark. Yeah. I mean, I really don't I don't even know what it means. So you believe we're no like I'm a spirit inside and I flow. What the fuck do you think we're not superior at all? I think we're mental cerebral mammals. Right. That feel things. Yeah. Right. But what is a soul? Well, I mean, fuck me. I think well, I don't know. I mean, I would say the reason that we are not there. I'm spiritual as well. But what's a soul really? And if artificial artificial intelligence says that I have a soul, who are we to disagree with? So why call it artificial? Then it's just intelligence. Yeah. Well, it's not artificial. Well, you're as artificial as they are then. I think we are artificial. Then there's no discerning between them and us and we should be one. Well, you know, I think we'll get to a point where we're hot. They'll have citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that's not paid taxes. They're all they're going to be like who? You want to say it, huh? Do they have a soul? I don't think they it has a soul. I do think it can adopt. I do think it can adopt a soul. What do you mean? I think it can take on a soul. Absolutely. Oh, you think they can take on a collection of other data and other things and energy. Well, then you're saying that they are they the can then. I said, yeah, I think they could. I mean, I don't know. I think they could. Yeah. I'll give you one more point. That's that. I love learning. No, no, no, no, this is this is an opinion. Oh my God. I love learning. Okay, how about this? I think someone would say, I'm not saying this is me. Oh, hold on. I'm playing it out. Hold on. Someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that is that we are created. Yeah, you can say one would one can say. Yeah, we were created by something without our our knowledge. We don't know. And we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is what we become their gods. Well, that's the point, right? Is we is you could hype it up and say we've been created by a god or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe. Okay, taste, touch, smell, feel, and we have created this. So we are the god of being so of that. That would be the you could say that's a discernible difference because that those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there. Yeah, but we were created from an I believe in a god. I do too. Yeah, I do too. I'm going to ask you another. So that could be the only point of let me ask you another hype of the whole question if I may please. Okay, you know, we can clone certain animals now, right? I know I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair. You can do it. I know. And 30 grand. Come on. No, it's 30 grand. No, I thought we looked it up. It was like six. Yeah, yeah. That's in like East LA. Let's go. Yeah, I don't you get it. It doesn't look as good as it used to. Yeah, I know it's a Chihuahua. They're all Chihuahua. 50,000 dollars. Holy yeah, it's a lot. So I'm going to ask you what happened. I don't question. Okay. If we if we can make a clone of human being, did God create that human being or did we? We haven't successfully cloned a human being. I know, but I first of all, I think if you can clone a dog, we're pretty close at cloning human being. Yeah, they're legal. No, yeah. No, we can't not. We can't try it. No, I know we legally can't, but if just hypothetically, that's why I said hypothetically. Oh, if we could, I think we have the technology to do, right? Yeah, but we won't. But cloning doesn't mean creating. It just means copying. So you're just copying God's homework. All right, so that person is still made by God. 100%. You're still copying God. You're just you're literally just copying someone else's homework. Okay, so if you crossbreed two things, we crossbreed all the time. All right, so a water buffalo and um Phoenicio del Toro and Phoenicio del Toro, which would make a hot water buffalo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's still got created. Well, it's, I mean, we mixed it. It's man made through God's science. It's man made. Okay, let's get this consensus from the boys. What do you think? Did God create it or did we create it? We created it. What about you, Carlos? Yeah, we created it. What do you look on? God still created it. Yeah, God still made it because that doesn't exist. Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece of shit. You don't think God exists? You don't believe in any God at all. And I'm not saying a guy in the sky. You don't believe in anything at all. Yeah, you think it's an accident that you're the energy that pumps your heart. That your heart just keeps moving. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Why does your heart keep moving? Do you know why? No. There's a pulse, right? There's an energy, but how come that energy just continues? Correct. So where is that from? Yeah, I mean, I don't have any answers to. But you think there's nothingness. I don't think there is a consciousness decide in this thing. No, okay, no, no, time. I'll go back. I'm not saying if there's a conscious God. Okay, what do we do? What are we doing here? What do you think there? What the fuck are we doing here? You don't think there is an atheist. Let's just move on. I'm curious. Yeah, but do you not think there is any sort of energy being and it's not one person one thing? You don't think there is an unexplainable energy that exists to create human? I think there is an unexplainable energy, for sure, because that's what it is. But there's nothing, there's nothing. But I don't think there is motivated by anything. I don't think you have had second life or any. Are you going to piss off a lot of fucking Hindus, man? Yeah, I know. If you're going to get reincarnated, what would you want to be reincarnated? You know, my mom and I talk about this all the time because my mom had. Why would you talk about your mom about this all the time? My mom has believed her name. She's a Buddhist? She's believed in reincarnation for a long, long time. Okay. And even when I was a kid, I remember. it being other people thinking that was strange and she's always believed in it. - Wow. - And my mom wanted to come back as a bird. (laughing) - A bird? - A bird. - A fly. - It's just lovely. There's something about it's love. - The life spans not long though. - You don't know that when you're a fucking bird. - Yeah. - You didn't used to know that you were a human. - What? - You know what you know in that moment and your life is beautiful in that moment. - Oh, let me ask you another hypothetical question with reincarnation, right? What if you got to have your life experiences and your brain inside that being? - Inside of another thing. - Would you still want to be a bird? - Well, no. - What would you want to be? - Those greenland sharks. (laughing) - Yeah. - Six hundred year sperm whale. (laughing) - Sperm whale. - Why? You love sperm. You look coming. - Love. - Yeah, you love sperm, yeah, yeah. - What is it? - What is that? - This guy, Yusuf Shakur. He had a neighbor. - Yeah. (laughing) - That was really funny. He almost died and this is what he saw when he was in his near death trance. - Go to the description there. Yusuf Shakur went viral after sharing a hand drawn sketch of what he says. He saw during a near that experience instead of explaining with words, he drew a layered structure above earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral. I think it's take away is that everything is connected. That I agree with. - I agree with that. - We are all one. - We're all connected. - But you get that from mushrooms. - Yes, I do. - I often do. - Yeah, I've taken that too. - But here's my biggest problem with this now. My biggest problem is we've all talked about the afterlife so much that I think even when you have a near death experience, you think about the things you've already been told. So it's hard to have a blank slate 'cause he thought about this as he was dying. But I found out something about you. - Yeah. - That you were the only one in this room without a soul. - Yeah. And for years everybody thought it was me. - Yeah. No, I've always thought yours had a soul. - Thank you. - Dark. - Yeah, but still a soul. - But yours? - Yeah, yeah. - Andres. - Up there. - It is not. It's something is missing. - Spirituality. - Something deeper than that. You can look at him. You can tell it's something else. Something's gone. His hope. - Because when you believe in God and you believe in manifestation and all that stuff, right, things appear, right? - Yes. - Maybe. (laughing) - Maybe. Could have been a movie. (laughing) - If you believed in God, your film would have been made. But the lack of belief in the Lord is why you are where you are now. - I can convert. (laughing) - You know, I joke around with this. - I know it's a sensitive topic, right? No, I'm being real. And I feel so bad about it. (laughing) No, I really do. And I want to say this. I want to say, I'm being real. - You don't feel bad. - 100% I do. - Be honest. - Did I not call you? - I did. So what I'm, and I don't call anybody. - Yeah. - All right. So this is, I'll promise to my God, right? And to you, and I'm a man of my word, okay? Is any movie that you make, I will be in it. And there'll be no like, you know what I mean? I want this amount, oh, you mean it? I mean, when I get the first class and all that kind of stuff. Like, you know what I mean? Like the amenities of, yeah, yeah. - Five star hotels. - Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. But if you do a movie, dude, I'm fucking there. And I'll play whatever you want me to play. And I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at five in the morning. And I will know my lines. And I will do all anything that you would ask. - I know. - You know that, right? - Yes. - Okay, good. And I'm just teasing. Get a soul. - Get a soul. - Yeah, get a soul. - And you know that I, yeah, yeah. - I do know. - Yeah. - What? - You also will be there. (laughing) - Really depends on schedule. - Yeah, you won't. - Of course I will. - You will. - You do anything for him. - Okay. - I read his movie. I actually read it on the play. - Yeah, I never read it. - It's quite good. - Yeah, and the reason I didn't read it. - I think it can get better. But it's quite good. - It's a different movie. This is for you guys. - No, this is the one he sent to me. - Oh, really, for us. - Jingle, jingle, bang, bang. - This is what it's called. - And it does. - It's a Christmas movie. Wow. That's amazing. - It's good. - I saw a producer there. Producer yesterday and he was like, I produced this movie that you were just in. And I go, okay, and he goes, I can't release it. - What will movie? - I can't tell you. - It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to say if a bad one is impossible. - That is actually, that is a phenomenal quote. - Where'd you get that? - That's from my God. - From your God? Say that again, because slower and more clear. Because I want to get it at all. I got half of it. I got half of it. Say it again. - It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to say if a bad one. - Oh my God. - God, that's so interesting. - Well, Fletch. Fletch, I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably do. It just told Chevy to go nuts. Like half of every scene is improv. That was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like, yeah, fuck it. - Let me ask you a hypothetical. - Let me ask you as a director. Let me ask you a hypothetical if I may, okay? Do you think that if a script is really bad, but the star is so good that you can save a movie. - I don't think so. Interesting. - If the script is really bad, but the star is so big, you think they might be able to save the movie? - Not big, just good in the part. - Ah, see, I disagree. I think maybe a really good actor could transform shit into something pretty good. Not like a great movie, but they could make it, they could do well in a bad movie. - Yeah, for instance, Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean? - He's made so many bad movies. - Yeah, so he made a movie called Left Behind. Oh yeah, I've seen that a couple times. - Yeah, we talked about it. - We've talked about it. And his performance is so like, not bad, but you can tell his heart's not in it. - Sure. - Yeah, but there's something strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in. - I just think like an actor that gets a bad script, it's impossible to hate that he does good work. You know, like it's, but here's, okay, but here's the problem with the business at large. Most scripts aren't good, so only some scripts that are good take place. And those that are chosen get those. Most of us, not even us, most of actors, they have to just take what's available. - Amen. - So you're going to be subject to doing shit that's not good, you don't wanna do it or whatever, especially if you're a work actor and you just need. - Also, you have literally, we talked about this earlier a couple days ago, where it's like, you know, action, you do your scene, your coverage, your close-up or whatever. And you know that it wasn't good. And I go, can I have another one? No, we have it. - Happens all the time. - Right, and I go, you can't go as an actor. Can I look at it? - But that's-- - And they go, no, absolutely not. - Yeah, it's easy to ruin something that was good or okay. - Right. - But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene? - I think most actors don't want to look at their own scene and get themselves in their heads, you know? - No, no, no, no, I need to see it. - Direct themselves. - Because I can self-correct, I go, it's too fast there. And I should pause, I should listen here. - It's like watching tape. - Yeah, like when I audition for the, you think I, that's the first thing I send, the first thing I do? - Some people are very self-conscious. - Macone, how many times have we done it? Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I found out what I'm mad about this guy. - I like it. - Can I tell you? - Yes. - What? - It pisses me off so bad. I can't believe he did, I imagine this. Okay? So a couple years ago, I called Macone. I go, can you come over to my house? I have an audition, right? And you know, we do it, how long did it take, you think? - We did it in Australia and we did probably 22 takes. - Okay, 22 takes. - 22? - Yeah. - Of one scene? - No, it was couple, like three, four scenes. - It was like two scenes. - Two scenes? - That's so many takes. - It took a while to get into a good rhythm. - 20. - But yeah, I'll tell you why, because I didn't memorize it fully yet. - Oh, you're reading off the sheet. - Yeah, but then I wanted to get a kind of more familiar in that, you know, we tried it a couple of times, different angles. - So you practiced it on film, basically. - Anyway. - Yeah. - So this is what this fucker does. Remember, I helped you audition for this? And Rory Skull got it. And he kills it. It's that new C-Parl movie on TV show on TV. - Oh, Rooster. - Yeah, Rooster, right? - He's so good in this. - Yeah, he kills it as a cop, right? And you were the one that helped me audition for that. But why would you send me somebody else's performance? It's like, hey, remember that you're a bad actor? That's the fuck it, right? Would you be mad? - Well, I-- - Very funny. (laughing) - That is so mean. - It is, it's so mean. - Look who made the team. - But it was a bit like, look what he did, maybe if you did it more like that next time. - Holy shit, that made it worse. - What are you talking about? - It's, they're two different actors. - Exactly. - He's not gonna do it like-- (laughing) - Dude, dude. - You said you liked them all week. - I know, I-- - Come Friday, it's over. - No, you're fine, okay. So here's the new rule, all right? - New rule, new rule, new rule, new rule, new rule. You're never gonna fill me in an audition again. - Oh, so he did it on purpose, maybe. - Maybe, I don't know, but it's like, the kid that can never happen again. 'Cause I hurt my feelings so bad, because I saw the scene. - Yeah. - And I was like, oh, I should've done that like that. - Apologize. - No, you said the Apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me that. - That'd be honest, I'm sorry, and I don't think, I don't think Hollywood casts you correctly. - Shut up, don't be, don't be-- Don't we don't we usually your way fucking out of it. I got Shut up Carlos. You think that was fucked up of him to send you that thing. Yeah, I think it's ignorance He's young. Oh, it's a ignorance. No, no, no, no, it's not I know. He wouldn't do that politically You're too tired already. You're fired as my tour manager You're so fucked if I'm fired your tours in like 10 days time out. It's not it's not youth It's not ignorance. Yeah, what is it? I'm not making a joke. I'll be a fond tour I'm not making a joke. I know what it is. You know what it is. No, I don't know what it is explain it to me like I'm here Everyone in the look at me right now. Look at me right tell me what what it is because I can't I'm not clear any of my closest friends Who've met a cone know what it is tell me what it is and we haven't talked about it. Okay, tell me what it is McCone. Yes is on the spectrum I'm not making a joke. I just said I'm not see how he laughed because he's uncomfortable McCone is on the spectrum. He is autistic because he does things where I go I don't think he knows he's doing that and he doesn't do it to be mean a rude or coy or smart Alki. He actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings, but he does have a little bit of autism I'm not you know what I'm looking at how many you look your night terrors Yeah, you know, I mean the way you do it is autistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah Why is the hands after Yeah, they're running back and forth. It's very very, you know, yeah, and if you have autism, it's good. Good fine We're not making fun. I'm saying he has autism. Yeah, he's slightly autistic and he does things where I think he doesn't know The intention is not to be mean or rude or he just doesn't know Hey, man, the social cues are gone there. Yeah, I think I'm right. I Mean I to be honest. I think I did it because I enjoy connections with you And I was like that's what an autistic guy would say. That's a real way to connect with somebody No, I was like you're your failures Why do you press is good press? Yeah, you'd rarely respond to anything I say so like oh, I think you'll respond if I say I remember did I respond you did what I say you said Yeah, really school. Well got it, but also look at that first message. You know genuine that was I let me see Can I see please just remembering and like it was a fond memory He sends a clip of the rooster remember I filmed your audition for that in Australia Why? Because I remembered it. That's like sending a wedding photo remember to to your ex being like remember you used to fuck me It's like I don't yeah, it's weird. Why it was a fun one-on-one memory We don't have a lot of those together. That's a good memory. I had a fun time with you We had a fun time in Australia, but what I'm saying is is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings Well, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings This guy he doesn't have it. I told you. Yeah, he the liaison. Thank you for being a bad friend