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It's not true at all. You can't see it. It's not true. You have a Jordans sign on him. He's beautiful. They do look good because they're. They're not fake. I got these from Butthlocker. Are you really? Really? Is that crazy how it's changed so much? If you just said to get us a sneaker drop from shoe palace six years ago, you'd have to have been camped out all night. 100% and they didn't even do that. And the mall wasn't even open. You were outside the mall at the nearest entrance. And then you might get, you know, might get in the fight. Might get right. Wicked time. Here we go. Good morning to you. John Bud, too. You look great. Too long. We're here. But can I say, for people that skipped the intro, we did hit a million subscribers. Literally right before we shot this. So this is not the a million subscriber episode. Episode 202 is going to be the a million subscriber episode next week. And we have a huge surprise coming for you all next week. Oh boy. There I say, first off, multiple surprises. Multiple, multiple surprises, multiple surprises is. And it's, yeah, you know, it's it's that's probably biggest episode in history. I think I think it's a change of YSK forever. I'm going to go on the record and say it's probably the most critical and important episode. It's going to change YSK forever. And the patron does get it early this Saturday for watching on the week. This came out. But anyway, I just wanted to let that be known for all the people that might be confused. But speaking of monumental things that happened, we spent some time together this last weekend. Did we? Yeah. Yes. It was your son's birthday. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Happy birthday, Malachi. Oh, little bubbles, little bugs. One year on this earth, man. Dude, quick. Quickly. I went quick as hell. Dude, I'm very, I go, kind of too fast to be honest. Like it's like, how's this been a year in the mix you think? Oh my God, I'm going to be 71 day. Yeah, hopefully God willing. God willing. Yeah. I'm cool about 75. I'm seeing what I need to see. I know what I need to do. Take me to the Lord. Shout out to Malachi. Core is definitely not as developed as it needs to be. No, no, no. We're a step on head on the kid. You know, kind of some big feet. Have you looked at his feet? He's got some big feet. They're like a mallet. They're like, that's why he does that with his hands. Feed him like this. He's following the footsteps of Preston. Yeah, he's going to have a 15 wide. Malachi guys feet are like a big ball of ground beef. There's no curve. So that's why he can't quite stand on him. It's like a little mound. It's like he's walking on like little cones. Let's get that looked at. Huh? I don't see that. I don't want it. I don't. Well, you know, it's one of those things. You don't go to the doctor. You don't know. Yeah, it's I mean ignorance is bliss. Dude, I mean, he has like four broken bones every foot every day. He's trying to walk. I'm like, come on boy. I got two more steps. He's like. It's so cute. I love in any. I mean, he had a great birthday. He's fantastic job by the parents. I'll put a lot a lot of money into that party. It was not. It was a but it wasn't not a beautiful party and fun and very great time. So much fun. Yeah, your son's birthday party started off really bad. Can I say that started off bad for me personally? How? I have a thing with like gatherings at your house where my crack is exposed. It is bad. No, beer. No, yeah. No, I'm telling you. It was bad. So where's she where crop tops seek? No, it's because I don't know. I have a loose underwear problem. You do. I don't know. It's because the weight loss is the way like you got so snatched that your draws are like like old people garments. They just fall off. They just drop. I'm sagging in my draws, bro. That is actually wicked. It's a sagging underwear is wicked. Do you know how uncomfortable it is for your pants to be tighter than your underwear? Yeah, no, that's. No, I actually don't. I can confidently say I've never experienced that. It's not a day of my life. You need to get new draws. I know I do. And I think I think Sarah. I think Sarah is also drawing my underwear too long. She needs to stop that because it's either they're way too big or way too small. So I'm wearing low rise. It's like right above the shaft. Oh, yeah, I'm ready to get in the dinner. Just falling down or they're literally. Yeah. Now as a man that's experienced both, which is worse, a low rise fall and clean off these or something that literally feels like you're in a suction cup of underwear. I'm starting to appreciate the two tight. I'm feeling like it's just me. It makes me feel smaller. It makes me feel a little less. Hey, I'm here. Good morning. It's like, where is it? But it feels really nice. Yeah, secure. I know nothing's flopping. I never had a flop problem anymore. I never had to worry about flopping out. It was pretty always pretty tough. It was never a worry in your day today. Never want to flop out. Never once. Now I did have a couple pair of Nike shorts, not going to add a couple pair of shorts that were, you know, if it was getting real frisky at night, and I kind of wanted to send a signal without verbally saying something. I put on those blue shorts. Yeah, you see like the right. Yeah, I'd be like a red nut and fall out. Oh, God, I hate to show you that or that's a funny thing with all my white friends. I mean, except for CJ, it's like the big surprise is not in the pp. Yeah, the nuts are. It's a little uncured little sausage link down there. Then you go to the nuts and it's just too off. God, it's like a whole new California ripe and hard avocados. Just sitting there ready to be squeezed. So talking about your son's first birthday. Oh, yeah, I said that and I immediately regret it. Kind of gave me butterflies. Yeah, a hard squeeze on the nuts. I don't like it. Okay, let's not let's let's get to Mark has brought this fantastic first. I think you think all y'all right. I'm not talking about my okay. So I'm saying so remember what party was your Christmas party. What was it? A gender. Yeah, the gender. So gender view. I told the story about how in front of like your elderly family. I showed my half my butt cheeks and then Sarah at the pool me over and tell me, hey, you got to fix this, right? Yes. Well, not even 10 seconds into arriving to your house. From Malachi's first birthday, I came in holding his first car, right? I got one of those toy cars. He can ride around and he loves it. He loves it. And so I came in with that, right? And I was I was nervous because a little late to the party. So I was rushing in there with loose draws, right? And so I didn't know that I would be leading because I was holding the gift. I had a bunch of people behind me and I was leading into the doorway My mom my dad Sarah live CJ Marquell K-ROP all behind me. I got a train of humans and I didn't know we were filming a docu Minery Either I didn't know so I'm carrying this thing in and I hear Production production is coming in get down wait hold hold for cameras hold for cameras I peeked my head into the door. I got 80 white people looking at it like this That's a good car boy Is that a hell cat of course you bought the bright car So I'm nervous anxiety starts to flow now I don't know if y'all know this but I before I'm injury because I was holding this big ass It's a bruise right here in my forehead and it was digging into me so I'm bleeding. I'm hurting my crack is out It's 30 degrees outside, right? So now I got goose bumps on my And so I I come into the house and Malachi sitting there right there on the floor waiting for his car already I see 14 cameras looking at me. I got 12 people behind me. That's where the crack region is now. I'm holding this Hold this car and I got to put it down From Alica I have to put this car down. I don't like Man, everybody's gonna see my oh, yeah, I don't know if y'all saw me, but I did one of these maneuvers How to show the least amount of I ended up finding the nearest wall. I just I put my On the wall and scooted down you have to check that wall for streaks Because the white wall my plane We know you're gonna be streaks. Well juice on that remember everybody going like oh his first car's first car Oh my god, he you did the bet what? Like oh, oh, oh you go. Yeah, sorry. Sorry real sorry. Yeah, that is not you got to get that like where a bigger jacket do something else I feel like what was I where I feel like I was wearing good with your F1 F1 Jack Yeah, which when you raise your shoulders We all know you got the spine of a crow So when you when you go up like that, though, I mean all the clothes are coming with it right because it's kind of a crow It's hilarious. It's so bend it like you're natural. You're perched up like that So when you raise your arms that whole Jack it's coming and it's just pure hairy. Yeah, it's that big tough. Yeah, oh well. I don't Wasn't my voice What the hell was that Yeah, your son's birthday was fun, man. It was fun. It was a good time. It was a good time I definitely now this might sound crazy wish we would have drank a little bit more That was your little bit more. We were in the bench in 315 in the middle of a party. That was that for you Okay, super quick side now see you guys the type of girl to leave the party go to the home gym I have in the garage and go load it boys. Yeah, he ripped a 315 bench in the middle He's in a turtle neck maxing out with Cologne on is a criminal. Yeah, you have Cologne on his Cologne and denim and I got First off that shirt's incredible. So soft soft soft long sleeve black satin garment. Yeah, he goes load it up We go you want clips? Clips. Yeah, he goes. I'm doing it. I go I'll spot you step back Yeah, and just rip through 15 and get up and he's like let's see you can do it. Who's host knew it? Yeah No, he comes to the most testosterone field ego man. He was like because I was in jewelry in Cologne Yeah, and then so they were a lift and he was PR and then and he goes pee put we're going 135 rep that don't be a Yeah, I was like you go. No, I don't think I want to sweat. He goes He was like what is happening? Everybody paints up I was like what the You went like this you said bro It was a fun party. It was fun. It was so fun. But you okay low-key we should do it at night He's asleep by 6.30 p.m. Well, that's why it becomes party for us. Yeah, that's true That's I mean you could have started it later, and it could have gone into the night. That's what saying that's okay Yeah, that's already like four into six you put him down that we get wicked That is a good point, but this is what I learned about you Cam has the wildest hot takes about birthdays ever Oh, no y'all after 16 years old you should not celebrate your birthday Isn't that insane that's now now hear me out you no no something happened to you No, something happened to you great upbringing. It was fun. We fostered no no my parents are my parents and they're they're Well, I to my knowledge that's my papa. That's my mama. Yeah, I'm saying if you have a license if you have a driving license for the state of Wyoming You should not be getting around this little cake with your friends. You should get some text You should go get some maybe and then call the night happy birthday If you have a driving license, you know, you know, you do it with your mom and dad because you're always gonna love them You're always gonna love your mom's Goodness she makes for the school nurse. Whatever a weird family heirloom dish. No she's gonna Whatever you're gonna do that with your mom and dad maybe granny. Yeah, you shouldn't be having a party with your friends I mean you're a junior in high school. I'm genuinely confused about that So what is the what is so no celebration at all like you should just not acknowledge it or no party no party Celebrate you can get texts. You can FaceTime. You can have fun. You can maybe go meet up with the boy or two at you at 16 years of age 16 years old you shouldn't be like dude the party's at 6.30 p.m. We're going to strikes I got the shoe I got the shoe rental for the bowling alley my parents are gonna pay for the lanes do let's rip it No, okay, but why 16 do you think it's like lame? Or do you think it's like on it? You think it should just be more like You think birthdays are for kids you think you know the party aspect like even as grown adults What are grown adults do parties? You're going to a dinner or you're having a party in your house That's a party. No, that's different if you invite the boys over and you're just kicking it Maybe you have a basketball going your backyard you play some basketball you get sweaty you go home You go FaceTime that little girl with acne that you really like yeah, I'm well. I do too, but I'm saying you should not be having a Dude let's meet at main event. Okay, 18. I'm going to Boston University next month. Let's go bowl and play laser That's the craziest hot together. No, so what you're trying to say is you shouldn't have a grandiose party Yes, you should just have a friend get together take back It should literally be what grown adults do for to watch a game or a fight We're gonna have food and you're gonna come to somebody's house Wow, you're gonna talk tell stories have fun and then everyone get the hell out Dude, I think the complete opposite. I think birthday should be the top most you should celebrate your birthday harder than you celebrate Christmas No, I think you should go crazy no, no, no boy because whenever like I'm turning 27 next month Yes, I want cake and balloons with my face on it. I want everybody to wear party hats I want streamers. I want a clown not just CJ a real clown to come through the living room Okay, now you have a very weird disconnect with super stardom and fame and then box arm break that you've always been That's you that's my birthday. That's your birthday. You just go I want everyone to get here and put a hat on and go That's you normal people shouldn't do that Peyton. They shouldn't do that. That's so strange You shouldn't go bowling you if you have you if you're if your birthday party now I need you to hear me if your birthday party is Hey, we're gonna go to the movies. Yeah, if you have a birthday party, where were you gonna go somewhere where you can't talk that That is that is beyond that's the worst birthday party That is beyond unless you get one if it's one of those nice movie theaters where they have the little reserved rooms in the lobby You can get one of those and then go enjoy a film with just your friends. I would enjoy that see now that's a little better But guess what else you your dad probably has a TV probably got a little media room upstairs I don't maybe just in the living room. Hey tell mom and dad to go crochet in their bedroom Let's just do it in house save some mood. That's crazy to me because I'm always of the ilk. Oh God, dude. I'm a part of the ilk that loves celebrating. I think celebrating is I'm not saying don't be around your people I'm saying don't go to don't go go Corning what you have a real car You have an actual car. Why are you putting on a sock and then a helmet and add in dreddy's for $400 bro birthday birthday parties college for months Dude when I'm fit the older I get the more crazy my birthdays are gonna get that's fair because you're in a different stance You are a man on your own you have money and you've always liked no, I could be dead broke I think the older you get the more exciting and your birthday party should be I think a 50 year-olds birthday should have more money and more celebration into it than a one-year-old See because it isn't a accomplishment to get the 50. What's your accomplishment is 16? You got some wheels go pick up that girl go park in that broker park and lot do whatever you need to do and have a good birthday You're strange man. I don't know don't get what if you get with your boys do it at the house That's fine. You're not getting streamers. No one's going happy birthday Blowin' a little confetti. No, you will. You're not invited to my birthday next month because I'm gonna have a party. No, I was gonna Plan your party. So I get a party that's because you know I like it and yes I know you like it and guess where it's gonna be where you're house Your house You're gonna get a party thrown at your house. We're not bowling. We're not playing darts We're not doing a panic room. I don't none of that. I don't want you to do that then I don't want you to I do it. It's already we're already on step six I don't want you to make an agenda for my birthday if it's not a kind of birthday I want it's my birthday. Not yours. Okay. Well listen to this and you tell me there's an African elephant coming Yes or no, do you want that party? There's a real life African elephant is it really gonna walk down your little sidewalk and we'll go hey, dude Come look. I got a new car. I'm gonna open your garage. It's a Elephant I like it. It is a dry as you big behemoth of a beast in the middle of your garage right outside of it going And you get to touch his gut That I do love like that. I just want to mind. Hey, you want that or go play top golf both Sick and I want a mind dude. I've always wanted a mind you have this weird thing with mine. Yeah, I think you might have a little Mind king. I'm not gonna. I think you want yeah. Yeah, you're silent and just moving. That's my dream Go pay. No, go pay. No, go pay. No, go pay. No, go pay. No, that's my pay. No, go pay. No What pants are those diesel. It's not very very good. Oh, you spilt you spilt your tricks, but now okay, dude Now I know it's a studio fault. Yeah, but holy Your pants are dirty and ass in the bottom my god. I wanted to bring up that debate. Oh, no No, no, your shoes look like they don't belong to you. You don't give a fuck about those shoes You can literally throw those out on the highway and you wouldn't lose a wink of sleep. No, oh, no shoes. You literally go like this That's how you put those on you go That's how you put that show. I have a high-take that show. No, I have a high-take that shoes shouldn't be taken care of Shoes are meant to be worn shoes are meant to be thrown around shoes are meant to get dirty It's a utility. It's not fast. Oh, that's no different than clothes. That's no different than jewelry That's that's that is really a equivalent of saying dude. You shouldn't I don't even I don't care about my Rolex I don't take care of it. That's not true. No shoes are utility. No, it's not it's fat. Rolex is not a Rolex watch is not a utility That is a fashion piece you can go get any kind of Watch you can look at a sundial. No, you don't need a watch. You need tennis shoes Utility for everyday life not a Rolex Then why first off tennis shoes are not a utility don't need tennis shoes for everyday life. You need shoes for everyday life You need shoes. Yes, so you Buying a very nice dead stock on ice pair of shoes at a beautiful premium because you loved them And they were beautiful and they were a grail for you And then you send in them to death row that doesn't quite fit your narrative. Yes, it does you just like going Dude these shoes are a thousand bucks. You go ah I mean simply put me in a bind, but I've always wanted my entire life here you go Party rocks are the present the shoe does not matter I'm just saying if you buy it Answer me this if you had a g-shock on your wrist. Yeah Would you not be more loosey-goosey than when you put on the Rollie-rollie-rollie with a dab of rich no absolutely not. I treat everything the same because No, he doesn't I come from the school of Casey Neistat everything is just call me. What was that? I thought you said some about my eyesight. I said I can't see eyesight and I said what the hell is that mean no Everything is equipment everything that I own is equipment. It is a utility. Nothing is just You just said your watch isn't a utility. No, you just said that For certain things I'm talking about things I'm talking about things like shoes and clothes like I Any pair of shoes it could be a $20,000 pair of shoes if I'm buying shoes. It is for utility I will walk in the rain with them. I will I will scuff them. I will kick them. I'll throw them off Shoes are meant to protect my feet and that's it That's oh wow watches is to look cool not shoes and shoes can do both But I regardless. This is protecting me from needles rocks. Where are you walking downtown Dallas? Down down. It's a scary place. It's a scary place. It's outside the studio. It's all syringes. I'll condom. No, the syringes CJ. Yeah syringes CJ. See they said Let's go record. He's like whoa you can't been stooped 15 and denim Speaking of downtown and like big skyscraper buildings, I've had this thought since the first time I went to New York City. Oh god Oh god genuine question and I will be some dumb and no, no, it's a genuine question. It's a really Oh, I know it's genuine to you like do like what is the tower kind of oh my oh my god No, how do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? How do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? Where's the water coming from That's a genuine for real question patent If you if you stayed on the 50th floor of a building which I'm pretty sure we've stayed up in the 30s 40s when we went to New York Uh, were you able to shower? Did you take a hot shower during your stay in New York City? What does showers have to do with rooftop pools? Oh, just kind of proves there's a line of access to water Whoa Timeout just proves there's there's an ability to get water 40 floors up. Oh really because I'm plumbing. No, listen First of all pool water is not plumbing water. No, that's not fun, but plumbing is pipes that move All around 40 floors up all the way to the sewers below so if you can take a shower yet your mind is Baffled and gets crossed over the thought of a pool. Yeah Why okay, maybe it's the difference in hotels we say that so So my rooftop pools I stayed at New York or saltwater? It's not the same thing you brush your teeth with and shower with that's fine How the hell are they're getting water onto a rooftop pool? And it's not a plumbing system because plumbing system means there's a pipe that's filling that up It's not true. There's no pipe in my pool. So what do you think? Versus this you think they bring a Apache helicopter Holding holding a big Heart of saltwater Straight from the Indian Ocean this guy's got a tank that has a million gallons of fuel in it He comes he comes from the Pacific in an Apache to your hotel in New York and goes And then the mayor's like the hotel's open No, that's the most probable in your head. I don't know first of all my question he goes even before getting into the top How the hell are you how are you driving around a big tub and tank water in the middle of New York and parking that It's a crane It's a crane that has to be the world's biggest crane. How the hell can you get a crane to the to the twentail? Well those got not I got they got something to I know one way to get to the top of the twin tower Oh, it's not funny, but to the birch califa. How the hell are they getting a rooftop pool on the top of the birch califa? because they build Then they keep going And they're just carrying the water every time that they build up there's a big tank of water and they're just taking it up each time they build a floor What What? No first off your tank theories mental. That's not how it works That they don't bring a bit of a bank vault filled with salt water and they go. Oh, we need the cold cracker Water pours out. No, how the fuck are they getting the water up there man? Bro the elevator the pot They take the one the industrial elevators. I want you to think about this the more ludicrous things you're saying Yeah, it's proving that the water is coming from a pie a pipe from where Dude, I don't have a Degree in architect an architecture. I don't make blueprints, but people do. Okay, that doesn't make sense How can you get that much water that high? Okay, if it sees salt water cam Where's the tank of sees salt water coming from I hate to break it to you See salt water isn't real see salt water from the ocean You moron They're gonna have a done filter some tube of Himalayan and the is the the umbrella Yeah They got box of mortons in the filter They just take a box of mortons and put in the filtration system We got see salt water. We can charge them out these now. No you don't. Okay, Greg going away from like Saltwater pools because I know that's not common It can't just be regular plumbing because there's chlorine in those pools You can buy chlorine tabs that takes warning goods For god's sakes you can buy chlorine tabs probably the family dollar It's I mean, you think you think we are working with the wonders of the world. You're you in your mind Someone's rebuilding Giza. No, I mean someone's doing some wicked ancient alien Genuinely, and it's a cool bro. It's a pool getting watered to the top of a rooftop pool Is this confusing as the pyramids to me? It's an alien work. I don't know how they're doing pain pain say say in in a say you hit The lottery and you take a large amount of your money and you go I want that pin house up there I want the tallest apartment in the entire city of Dallas. Yeah And then the first day there you start unpacking. Oh, I'm a little sweaty and a little ball sack stinks Oh nasty nasty boy. I need a shower and then you crank your shower and it comes on Perfect it probably comes on with more pressure. Maybe a little hotter because it's a pin house now answer me this right How is there water on the top floor of the building answer like like in the sink? Oh, wow Yeah, that's another example. You can do your dishes You can hit your friends because that's the that's the city water supply. Oh, wow from the plumbing from the city water. Oh, wow So what's the pool The boy story water. There's not a cloud that says four pools and they got a They got to sit there in a harvest pool And they got a harvest pool water to make a pool. It's water with cleaning materials in it That's all it is and you don't know why it's blue because the bottom tile is Blue dog minor glass water is see oh, oh, burn it hell The infinity pool that are glass. Yeah, so then that's why your water is look blue and infinity pool glass can't be the same as window glass And I'm I'm pretty sure it's thicker. It's got to be thicker if that's it if that's just it's thin as a window someone just goes But naked. Oh, I don't know. I don't think we know and I think people are gonna clip this and it's gonna be one Oh, no, it's gonna be one of those animations of like same thing with the gas station how they showed me like yeah Oh, my genuine question. I had to I was like I was standing on top of rooftop pool like this. I was like now how the I was looking down it's It's like it's just water Yeah, why do you brush your teeth up there? How do you take a shower? I need drink water central plumbing is different than pool water. Oh my god It's a health hazard. It's really not you don't know. There's pie. I'm telling you. I actually do I'm telling you I'm to anything First off, okay, let's just break it down. How do people get water in their pool in the backyard? Elephant come over and empty his trunk. That's a good question, but I'm assuming it's a big water truck Cuz cuz those are just built on dirt. You're get. Oh my god Just pulls are just built in dirt. You dig a hole and you put concrete and then you fill it up With what water from where the water truck the city the city water department I'm pretty sorry to personally go do you congrats on the pool Connor here you go Yes, I thought it was a big tube that goes in there and they fill it up That's how pools are made. How the fuck do you think pools are made? You think I think there's a war basically I've physically watched someone fill their pool you never have a hose that is attached to their house and then when it's full I'm not talking about the trailer truck trailer trash bulls better say later when you just build them up in their blue This this is in the same neighborhood that I grew up in this is not It's time to do this suit. I said that I watched him fill the pool with a hose and then you get the cleaning material some white That's not how you hold her man, so that filtration system and it's spik and spine Not it Okay, yeah, no, it's okay. I'm gonna try to correct that one Spik and span anyway put in the comments if you know if you build pools Builder architect you make blue prints go ahead and in DM us put in the comments Maybe just make a little story about how I don't know how pools can get in the middle of the sky That's a question. It's a it's a mythical fitable of a tail. It is. Oh my god. No, okay. You know what? One better you Let's not say let's try that again. I'll want I'll one up your betterment one better you I will I will I will I will Mike I'm I'm having stroke. What is it? I will help right sides drooping. No, what's the saying? I'll one up you Yeah, I want up you. Yeah, when you look at a mirror what color is it blue? What color is a mirror so they are regular bathroom mirror like the right right right in the mirror blue I'd like to say anything here any mirror ever Any mirror ever created blue you see I want you to turn around and look at Rhonda. Yeah, blue It's different shades of blue, but it's a light blue. It's a huge blue. It's a blue hue Peyton Blue cell it is if okay, okay, let's do one. Okay, you know, what do you think? No, what do you think that's not right? You know blue is not right Yes, that's you I've never looked at a mirror and got a hint of red anytime. I've looked at a mirror. I've gotten blue It's not blue you embassy what it would definitely not yellow or orange you I'm saying. I'm saying I've never gotten those I've only gotten blue. What do you think it is? It's reflective of what well, no, whatever's in front of it I get that anything no, no because so when it's empty right? Let's say we're seeing it adjacent maybe we're seeing it from a loop You hit it from the side my favorite it's when you hit it from the side and you look at the corner of a mirror that Is blue every time if you have to give it a color a a a a Miriam Webster real color. It would be blue. It has to be like silver Because it's really it's really like iridescent first of all don't ever use a word like that to me Don't ever say that and I think it's a slower. Don't call me that. It's iridescent. It's I was just MLK I'm not iridescent. I am a man. I am a civil rights It's reflective. It is it's glass. So but if it had to be given a color from a color wheel You're only and they're all wrong because it's not but if you had to choose one it is silver no shot I've never gotten silver Kim this is so much closer. Give me that mirror. This is so much This is so much closer to a mirror then blue no blue. Maybe you have I don't know It's the type of mirrors we have. I mean my mirrors are nice. Oh now. There's a glass system in mirrors Kim glass and listen glass naturally has a hint of blue any piece of glass has blue now before you look at it. No, no I want you to I want you to grab some blue. I want you to grab something blue. I'm getting blue. I want you to grab some blue Cuz this is my silver Grab some blue. I want you to grab something blue grab that little piece You grab that little piece right there. Oh, wait. It's better. Oh way better. Yeah Now which one's sticking out like a sore Turn off the lights Turn off the lights. I'm looking for blue is This is no Look hit it from the side. I hit it from the side. It's blue or blue Can silver for first of all silver is not a real color. It's an absence of color. So you can't even say that Turn the light back on what color's a nickel careful What colors in the color of a nickel of silver hmm, so So that was fun. So it has a color Blue that hurt like I bet it surprised me if you pull if you pull and this is a grunge No, this bit. I mean this is literally no, it looks like No, this case it just came off the set of If you're saying it if you clean it, it's more blue if you if you pull if you pull 99% of people They're going to say blue If you pull 99% of people they're gonna say the color of a mirror is blue that you get more like how you're saying that cuz that's not right If you pull a certain amount of people 99% you don't you don't pull 99% of people. What's your sample size? 99% that's like making a hundred where I only ask 99 no I'm saying if you pulled people 99% would say if you pull people 99% of people would say the color of a mirror is blue It's because if you hit it from this side Hello there comment section you are currently being pulled please for the love of God tell me what color you personally think a mirror is We all know that it's reflective doesn't have a real color, but yeah, no, they don't have a real color It does have a real color. Oh my god. Blue is a smurf. Blue is a smurf. Blue is a chips a hoi bag That's blue. It's crystal blue not blue blue. Oh crystal blue. It's not crit blue. It's crystal blue Give me a it's the same look mirrors and diamonds have the same blue in them Every diamond if you hit it on a certain way it reflects a hue of blue diamonds reflect all sorts of colors Yes, they do comfortable going in front of a federal judge. You're sort of moissie. So there's like rainbow Would you be comfortable going in front of a federal judge and saying this diamonds blue no end of statement period It is on the record. I don't do I don't trust the American judicial system is not for us Maybe you you would be comfortable. I would not I go He goes cord of turn. He's right put him in jail as soon as I walk and like no You They go there's the there's the woman with her like Benjamin Franklin glasses. She's sitting there reading and the next the next case is The state of Texas versus Peyton Harden Please bailiff let him in you walk in door the judge goes guilty out of here She goes Sarah we haven't even That's hilarious. I do really want to know what people have to say about that. It's over, bro. It's definitely blue. It's definitely blue, 100% blue. Like, I look at it because it's funny enough, you said that. I was in the mirror in my bathroom. And I was looking at the side of it and I was like, "Is hidden right now, like blue. It's hidden like diamond blue." It's like a crystal blue. Bro, diamonds aren't blue either. Diamonds, if you hit them with a light, they might give off a little sparkle because it's a diamond. It's a beautiful thing. Oh, f**k, mirrors, sh**. I'm talking about it. It's more vibe color than actual color. You ever play Minecraft? It's the same thing, hold on. And you make glass, and then the glass makes a mirror. I still don't quite understand that. But I'm more talking about like the vibe of certain things. Like, like, math gives red, like. I don't give a f**k what your vibes are. Like, mirrors give blue. Your vibes are of a, of a gothic teenage girl. I don't care about your vibes. I'm a f**k. Look at what you're feeling. And the fact is, it's more blue. Mirrors are blue. Look at CJ Sweater. That's a blue sweater. That's, that's crit blue. I'm talking about crystal blue. You don't get to say, that's why I said a Miriam Webster color. A Miriam Webster, who is that? Who is that? Can I be honest? Who is Miriam? Miriam was my memo, died. I had to be a Paul bearer of her. I have never, anybody named Miriam, who is that? Like, she does not have the proper credentials to tell me I'm right or wrong. Unless she's like a freedom fighter that I'm sorry. Now, now give me some, now give me some fin on that one. Because why did she get to write the dictionary? Ornus, did she do to get that much of an honor? Who is Miriam like? She's like, "I want you to call that f****** mustard." Like, and now that's just the word. Or she goes, "That looks like a Lada, Lada. Spell and s**t wherever she wants." Or is she about entitled? What? And God's greener, honestly. Why is she, because the other one is the Oxford. Oxford is a college. That is a whole to commit. To establish committee university against the agent, the dawn of the man. I don't even expert his lit. Who the hell is Miriam Webster? I don't even think Miriam Webster is like the one that's creating these words. I think she's the gatekeeper of words. Yeah, I think she's, I think she's the little crooked little agent. Yeah, like, you come, she's in all her scribes across the four corners of the globe. She said, "Come back and I'm taking a percentage and I get the cloud." And she's still alive because like, she's naming like, she's allowed lit to get into the dictionary. She's adding words. Yeah, and it's like, "I don't know, but she's went the times." Oh my God. I don't know. And Wap is in the dictionary now, isn't it? Like, Miriam Webster definitely has fire. Can we say like, can we say, like, if she's allowing Wap to get in that book, that's in versus I'm crazy right now. She said, "Oh, oh, Miriam's got a whole pearl on her." Miriam, Miriam Webster has voodoo clam. Can I say that? Like, Miriam Webster. Miriam Webster, you got that old beer trap, don't you? Oh, you got that old step right in the right spot. I'm buttoned out. Miriam Webster definitely has to have like 12 baby daddy's. Like, no one can get out of it. Oh, she, I mean, she's easily, she's easily, easily got a nice thick family tree. Oh, yeah. She got a nice thick something. I mean, Miriam Webster, if you're still here. Miriam Webster probably does have a, oh, dude, hit trailer. No, no, no. Can I say a few words to look around, hold on. Okay. It's like a, who, Miriam? Miriam Webster. She look good. I got a guy. Wait, Miriam Webster's a man. I think Miriam Webster's a man. Oh no. He looks grumpy and racist. Miriam Webster had all of my people. I mean, all of them, he had all of them. Miriam Webster literally, like literally had a plantation. Who the **** is that guy? That's Jar Jar Binks. Miriam Webster. Okay. Now, can I, we're not sexist. Miriam Webster was at least pack in 12. He had to. I mean, if he literally said, hey, I'm making all words and y'all are gonna go by it. He's got, I mean, he's got, he's got 12 with a hook in it. Oh my God. Yeah. He'll hit, he'll hit you sideways and laying down. He'll give you some crazy, even though it's possible. Miriam Webster's definitely got you like rereading old text. Oh yeah, he'll be, he'll be arm's length away for you to still touch it. He's sitting there. He's sitting there grabbing at a full distance. You can still touch it. Yeah. Oh yeah. Miriam Webster had to wear double draws. Oh, he had girdles too. Back in his time. Oh my God. He had a wig for his ****. He had, he had the parliament wig for his **** got mutton chops. Miriam Webster's **** had mutton chops. Miriam Webster is the, is the old man Ningo. Like he was like the vintage man Ningo. Oh my God. All right. We have a game we want to play and it's about to get spicy in here literally. But you should know podcast. Are we're going to play a game called hot seat, but Jesus, this is going to get really bad. Oh yeah. I honestly don't know why you're doing this to me. Me and Cam are playing hot seat either. You answer the question or you have to take a spoonful of the world's hottest hot sauce. A spoonful? Yeah. Yeah. A spoonful. Yeah. When you. You better answer the question. We're not doing a lick. Yeah. We're not doing a dabble. We're doing a spoo. We can, we can maybe change. How about it? Start slow. All right. Let's start slow. All right. Who's going first, though? Me or you? Do you ask me first? You ask me first. All right. Here. Take this. All right, Cam. Now it's either you answer this question or you eat the world's hottest hot sauce. Answer with honesty. Yes. I want you to know that. And these are like the rough questions. Okay. All right. Here we go. I'm sorry, Cam. I'll try to start it off easy. No. Just throw me in the Dino. No, I'm not. Oh my God. Here we go. If you had to choose between spending more time with your son or more time with your wife, which one would you pick? Hey. That's easy. That's easy. That's easy. Oh. I'm saying. I didn't mean it like that. Okay. Come on. Hold on. I'm saying. He said, oh, that's easy. I'm going to go. So I'm going to go with. I'm going to go with my wife. I'm going to go with the final answer. Malika. You're going to see this in your older. Oh my God. That makes me sad. I didn't think about that. He's going to be like, oh, I love my dad's job. Oh, oh. Well, right now you're young, buddy. You slaughter a lot. Your teeth are coming in. You don't really understand what I'm saying. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready? Oh, I didn't like how honesty was being. Okay. Who in this room right now do you trust the least? With what? Overall life. You trust them the least. Oh, with my wife? No. Not with your life. Just overall. It's not with a task. It's not with your safety. You just have the least trust. Dude, it's like tied for the least trust. It's like, it's like Pierce and Robbie are up there. I don't know what you want. I trust less. But it's a tie. Can I take this up for your answer? It's honest. You got a big one. No, you got a big one. There's no loopholes. You add to the question. Who in this room? I trust them. I don't trust them for certain reasons. Oh, you got to explain to me. You're explaining to me. No conscious. Just rip it. Oh, no. I have no, like, I don't feel bad. But I'm like. I think you're bleeding. You're bleeding. You're bleeding. You're bleeding. That's my anxiety bleed. You know they happen. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. You're bleeding. You're bleeding. They are I'm not yeah, I hate oh my god, I said oh no I hate it. Oh I'm pulling up here some see in the black Get it. Oh no he's bleeding bro. Oh my god Okay, it's a question here It's okay, but any other day could be Robbie. I don't know. That's fair. That's fair All right, here we go. Okay, you see Pierce like walk off Yes, so you want to play that game? Give me that game. Yeah, which one of your wife's friends is your least favorite? Oh, here you go Oh You might want to eat it I got two boys. Oh, yeah, that's that's called that Hey, that's called a PR move Let's go I might have to just accept my thing. Here we go. Oh my good answer it. You can't answer it Let's go and now let me do it. Let me do I can't I can't bro. I'll answer another one. Maybe health. They get hurt I don't know I can't bro. Let's go We have water at least we've water on the set we've water so I don't know I think I brought water here we go Let's go Cam the first loss here we go. Here we go. We're all tight as hot sauce. Oh wow Yeah, I told you I wasn't coming to play today I was not coming to play. How is it? How you feeling my water? Oh In the worst part about it, Cam give me my water The worst part about a spoon is you how oh my god you got to put it on your tongue and the crazy thing is that was one of my least invasive questions I have I just might be bad This might be really bad your turn, okay. Oh Wow, here we go. I play it on not eating this hot sauce at all. Okay, here we go Oh, no, what is something that you judge people? What is something that you oh? What is something that you judge people for but you would never admit it publicly? Oh so much Oh, I just feel for so much But now you have to admit it publicly and you better be truthful don't you dare better be something that we have never even Known that you have judged someone for it because you never admitted it publicly. I'm trying to say wow. This is getting really hot What do I judge people for oh? Who do you might come off boys? Oh Genuine genuine question I think my head started her genuine question or like genuine answer Your relationship with your parents me no Oh a relationship with your parents judge. Yeah, immediately. It's a judge even if it's like and it's really bad to say but like Without context to I'll be like, you know, I mean, it's really bad. It's unfair, but that's my answer Oh, he's cooked. Oh, he's cooked. I'm sorry. I have some really nasty deep ones I don't even feel like as a good man saying but okay, you come for neck. I'm coming for neck Okay, then what's the most amount of money you've made in a month from you should know studios give it hot sauce You're a son of a I might just I literally might just ask you that next. I will answer Let's go I'm good. Oh my god, the crazy thing is I told him hey bro. Let's go light I told him let's go light I mean that's invasive as invasive can be oh wow and the crazy thing is I know - I wrote it. Yeah. Yeah Big shock to you. He's gonna air me out to all of humanity. Oh my god. Damn. Damn. Yeah That was weak. Yeah, no support Let's go, Kim I gotta get out quick My soul is not gonna be okay. Yeah, okay. Here we go. You just start to start answering bro. Okay, which one of your exes? Do you miss the most? Take the sauce Take the sauce. Oh, don't you count up don't you count up you take that sauce you be you be a good No, you be a good man. You take the sauce. Oh, you're an answering. You're a sick. I'm gonna answer I'm gonna answer. It better be honest. You can do no loophole. Just be a good man and take the sauce. I'm gonna answer My high school ex That was like she was like she was a great great friend. Yeah, she was great. We're sick scene That was like my best friend in high school. Hope she's doing well. Wow I'm not in this hot sauce. Oh my god. You have no you have no fuck but you have no boundary No, I'm really gonna go what's the size of your No, it's like four when it's cold. Oh Might have to answer this is getting rough. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Yeah hoodies off hoodies I'm out of here. Here we go. I'm so sorry, kid Out of all the influencers out of all the influencers we've met. Who is your least favorite to meet in person? Oh No, they're gonna get us in drama. Just take the world's out of size. Come on. You only do three if you do three you're out Dude, I can answer this though answer Oh, oh, man. Hold on. Let me think. I think there's a lot. We've got a lot of people The least favorite All the influencers we met. Who's your least favorite? Let's think of think of events think of where we've been what we've been doing Oh, man. Okay. Oh, he's actually gonna answer. Oh, God. He's gonna actually answer Okay, I'm not taking the sauce We might have don't put me in it Your least favorite I love that I love absolutely every influencer we've met. I mean, I mean, okay Might have met him on a bad day Definitely still younger to overall cool. I have consumed his content, but when I met him in person I'm gonna drop it and I'm gonna just go pack boy max. You're just intimidated by Or I dude, no, he had a horrible. I mean, I'm talking about like you just had a bad cool. Yeah, but I might have had a bad experience We're all people with the old people all people. It's like you're not good enough to not that me. That's what I'm gonna say. Hey, there you go Couldn't do the sauce couldn't do the sauce. Good job, Kim. All right last one All right, take this all right. I'm not gonna need it. I'm gonna answer whatever you ask and I honestly apologize for this last question Especially with the nature of it. I'm literally trying to get you to take the sauce to be on the same level as me because you're a pride for Out of all the fans that we know which one to you is the strangest and weirdest Take the sauce just be a champ be a PR move take the sauce and welcome to hell for a little bit That you don't need to answer this you really don't and the fact is I mean, I mean holy shit The fact is this person This person's like Like DMs me every single day Just take the sauce man, please and like and like literally like like like Assults me in my DMs every day like literally assaults me. Oh, no, just eat the sauce And I've been wanting to bring it up Cuz it has been becoming a security concern to the point This person had a picture of them at every live show to the security staff saying if they show up Payton you don't need to do this just take the sauce But the reason I'm not gonna say is cuz I feel like if I say it something's gonna happen to me. Yeah, take that sauce Yeah, boy Oh, you are a literal coward. Oh, it'll still burn him. Oh, he doesn't have he doesn't have the indecromes like I do He doesn't have the new to the nutropical system that I possess it's gonna burn him. Oh, he's gonna oh welcome to hell, buddy Glass breaks don't hold damn you know, you're gonna you water. Yeah, you know what I want to No, no, no, that's my other water. That's my other. No, I need can't stop. That's my you make me you see. I give you the water Oh Watch out for the drink here here here. I'll be a good sport. Go go Close that you need to close the hot sauce. That's what you need to do. It's bad No, my nose Why would you do that Give me your water Oh Oh, that's a good game. Yeah, it's good. No, my nose is actually running. I thought that it can I get the give me the hot sauce kid the cap That the caps under the couch. I can't throw it away. Throw it away. I don't want that in here My lips got into my my lips. I can't even look at your bleeding. There's an open There's an open cup. You have hot sauce and an open cup. You're the world's hottest hot sauce and an open cup. You're lips still bleeding Oh That's a good game. I'm really proud. No, no, no, because there's no cap. It's gonna go into the spill all the bag the whole studio is gonna smell like it Just keep it. It's you you wear oh That's why I couldn't find it. Oh, there we go You don't know what you don't know the way you keep well, okay Oh my starting to wear off. Yeah, me too because I never took mine I would never ever eat hot sauce Grattle claws I'm ungetable Even when you think you got me I'm ungetable now guys episode two oh two next week is the million subscriber special I mean get I mean get this motherfucker an Oscar dog He had an open cut. I thought you were going through like paralysis at one point. Yeah, no, yeah And next week how did you do that slide a hand slide a tongue you know this fat tongue can work. Yeah, you lose it You like never touched it. Oh dude. I have an answer for that question though The and that person scares me and it's not even like I appreciate the support literally scares me in my day-to-day life Oh, God, can I read you a DM this person and send me or should I? No, I know. No. No. No. No. I'm reading on the extended remind me at the beginning Oh, I can't I can't yes, but I'm gonna break. 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