We Knew He Was Toxic.....and Did It Anyway

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Yeah, a little hot. It's always something man with these houses. He don't move. It's not bad. Yeah, literally don't move and you don't feel how fucking hot and thick the air is. How's everybody doing? I feel like I haven't seen you guys in forever and it's been 24 hours. Yeah, it seemed like a week. Yeah. It feels good to be home. I saw you yesterday. Yeah, I saw you yesterday. But I haven't, I believe in Haley alone. Just letting her enjoy, letting her enjoy her silence because she needed to recharge. But yeah, we're back in Nashville, baby, and I could be happier. It's so different. It is. Now that we're here, I'm like the difference between here and LA's. I've gone to Walmart twice. Yeah, I've definitely done like my socialization here for sure. I've shopped as much as I possibly could. I went to Ross. Ross is good. They got good stuff in there. They got a fucking great Ross and L.A. right by the house. There's a big ass Ross and L.A. right by the house. It's nonsense. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I feel like everything's different. Maybe it's because there's no parking lots there. Yeah. See, I'm the opposite of you guys. I love Nashville. It's always going to be home, but I really prefer L.A. Everything is right there. No, I feel like it's a parking. It's a parking. If the parking situations were better, and if I knew how to read the parking signs there, yeah, I'd be good. You don't drive down there at all. No, I won. I refuse to drive there. Did you drive one time this past month? No. No. It took Uber down the block. I saw her get in a Uber and go half a block and get out. I saw it. I did. That's crazy. Also, I'm not driving, you know, tanks those cars. Those cars are too big for me. I've bad that perception. Yeah. I hit everything. I don't think you guys want me to drive. No. I think we should be thinking her then. Yeah, at least I'm aware, you know. I mean, it's a big ass fucking car. Imagine me driving it. Yeah. I may have bumped it a little somewhere at one point. It was just a lot. I feel like making new turns. We were chasing people down highways and streets. Yeah. You guys want to share with the class? No. No, I'm sharing with the class. Okay. So we were literally sitting at dinner and I was like, I wish just like a hot-ed-tatted guy would walk in. Hot-ed. Is that like hot meat? What is that hot? I don't know. It's going to make that up. I was like, I just wish a friggin' tatted guy would walk in. I was just trying to find my type somewhere. And then we're on the way home and I see one walking on the street and I said, maybe I said, stop. Flip a bitch. Flip it around. Goes past him and he like waves at me and I like wave back. Also, I'm kind of blind. So he looked. He looks cute from actually. When you're driving past fast. No, I get it. No, I get it. Like we were driving quickly past him. And then so we ran the block. And then she missed him because he didn't look the same. I said, I didn't know which one of him she was pulling up and I'm about to like talk to him and she keeps going. I said, he was right there. She's like, I didn't see him. So we'd flip around again. She's got a phone ready so this is embarrassing now. And she's like, do you still want me to go? He said, yeah. And I had my phone like out like to get his number. She pulls up the window rolls down and I like have my phone here and I look at him and I was like, oh, shit. And I like slowly lower my phone. I was like, what's up? It was the most awkward conversation ever. And I was like, that's what you get for fucking that's what you guys for even cooperating. I'm sorry. We're fucking trying to pick dude a dude up off the street. I'm sorry. You never, you don't even know where he was coming street. Yeah, no street. It was a good street street meet. It was a nice street. So we got there. Well, I think that's a red flag. And speaking of red flag. Speaking of red flag, we asked you guys today. What's the biggest red flag? You ignored because they were hot. And oh my god, my DMs are fucking on. I don't even need my name. You are. I have my own testimonies. Oh, all right. We're going to like, we're going to like, there's so many like at all of them. Almost all of them. The biggest one that you guys know would be I know this one. That I'm still obsessed with him. I think he put a spell on me. I really think he did something to my brain. But he, we met at a bar after like, not talking for a week. And he, I was with a friend who he knew and he invited us to a hotel that night and ended up going upstairs with her and told me that I couldn't come up and then it up banging. It's not my fucking friend anymore, but I somehow, I, I didn't talk to him for like over a year. And then I and we became friends again and talked again. And then, um, now it's a girlfriend. So I'm not talking to him, but I'm still fucking stinky feet. Oh, fucking stinky tanks. That dude had the fucking smelliest feet. I don't even care. I want to out him right now. I would. No, no, no, no, no, no, I will. I will. I will. We've just still got it. But I listen, let's tell the real fucking story about how he came on the tour bus. And he couldn't fit inside the bunk because the bunk was so big and weren't you like giving him head or something? And this motherfucker kicked his shoes off and his feet were hanging out of the bunk. Okay. And literally all you could see was these fucking paws just hanging out in the fucking and the alleyway right there. And I'm in my bunk, which is in the back. And I could smell this motherfucker's feet, dude. And it didn't smell like fritos. It smelled like sour pus. Yeah. And we were all in the bunk with her by the way. It was like three on each side. We are all in the bunk. Yeah, living in the stink. Yeah. And this bitch. No, no, no. This bitch tried to be like, "No, guys, it was my shoes." And we said, "Yeah, she tried to take the blame for his bitch." She tried to take the blame for him. I could've been mad. It just went through three months. You weren't hanging out dude. It smelled - I didn't even know his feet were hanging out. You guys know how to do that. - You guys, that night-- - No, his feet were hanging out and it was so-- - We were in Dallas too. And look at Amber starts playing Dick and Dallas. - Dirty, no. - We were sitting on the bus and you walked in and sat down on your phone and it was playing, "Is this love?" And left, and we're just sitting there. Do your phone. - I was trying to do that some moves. - I was trying to something. - Yeah, I was trying to watch it underneath the door before we all went to bed. I gotta do it a bit. - I mean, we were holding our breath. - Watching. - I was rooting you on, just like this. - Yeah, listen, we're homies. We were riding with you, dude. We were like, you know what? If this motherfucker is gonna smell like shit and she loves them or likes them, we're there, we're all the way there. But yeah, that bitch that did that to you, I still don't like her 'cause of that. - Yeah. - Yeah, she's a skank of Ellie. We don't like her. - Yeah, but that's a red flag and I still like him. - Still like him. - To be honest, I don't think-- - You still like him. - I literally think he did some kind of voodoo on me. - I don't think he crashed out enough. I would have put my hand on that door. I would have been like, where are we going guys? - No, they would not let me up. It was one of those like elevators you have to like have a key or something to let you up. - But the door was open at some point, right? - No, no, no. She went with him and when she showed up, because she wasn't with the girl. - She didn't go, oh, I thought you-- - They went up before me at-- - I was like waiting in the hotel lobby. They went up before me and then said-- - And then another girl that I met that night, she came down and she was like, hey, on the meet, get them to let you up. And then she goes, they said only I could come up. And I was like, got it. I know, I was-- - So you laughing? - I would have stayed with her, but we're both gone. - I was so fucking pissed for you when she did that to you. I was like, that's not a fucking friend. - All right, well, I'll kick this off. - You guys were all up in the DMs being crazy. - I just got mad all over again. - Yeah, I just saw you. I saw you look over. - I was just-- - Yeah, that was a fucked up situation. Okay, this one I thought was gross. He was a bouncer at a club and only ever showered in the morning regardless of working all night and had no pillowcases and flared toothbrush bristles. - Not the flared. - I just knew this was real. - Why do they brush so hard? - It's not that they brush so hard that I've had that toothbrush for ages. They've literally probably not changed that toothbrush out for like two years. - I can guarantee most men don't know when the average time to throw away toothbrushes. - Excuse me. - Yep. - I do like a month, unless I'm like sick, I'll throw that out like right after the day. - For I just be buying them on a casual Tuesday all the time. So I got a whole stock in a drawer just 'cause I'm like, I need a new one. - I watched you walk in with four. - Yeah. - I haven't been my purse like literally. - I just be buying them to buy 'em. - I accidentally brushed my teeth with Dylan's toothbrush last night. And I haven't told 'em. This is my confession right now. It was an accident. 'Cause they both fuckin' look alike. I said clip that, I'm gonna send it to him directly. - Dude, it was a fuckin' accident. And I was like, oh my God, how do I tell him? But then I thought about it, and I was like. - I mean, you mean the toothbrush is elusive. - When you find out. Like was it like in the beginning or at the end? - It was mid-stroke. - Oh, you were like, I was like. I was like, you know like when you look in the mirror and you're like, fuck. And so I like pulled it out and wiped it off and washed it as good as I could. And I put it back. - Nicely set it back and I was like, fuck, nothing happened. Yeah, I was like, fuck, I hope he doesn't come in and try to brush his teeth and be like, why is my toothbrush wet right now? - Whoa. - Yeah, I feel like there's a lot. - She uses a hair dryer on it? - Yeah. - And some shit I would really screw it on it. - That is a scrape it on a towel. (laughing) - I was like, she's like, that's all. - Damn, yeah. - Dude needs a new toothbrush. Maybe you could have bought him like pillowcases and toothbrushes and talked about his hygiene. - Yeah. I mean, but she stayed with him 'cause he was hot. - I got it. - You were fucking, you were kissing on that bristly toothbrush mouth. - I'm not mad at seeing you found in a guy's bathroom. - Attention, all new and existing members of the WDNC. I'm Melanie Sanders, and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to meet at life and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now, we got to help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry Gucci, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog and bad wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the WDNC. Follow and listen to The We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcast. - pregnancy test. - Kidding, I just got it up. - Girl shit? - Yeah. - Wait, like a girl shit in the toilet? - No. - Oh, hi Mae. - She just said girl shit. - Actually, I think I have found shit in the toilet one time and I was like, yeah, I'm gone. - Wait, was it 'cause you forgot to flush or you forgot to flush? - I cannot stand a motherfucker who doesn't know how to flush a toilet. I know somebody who was like that. I lived with somebody who was like that and it is the most disgusting fucking thing to live with. Just fucking big ol' Shadoobies, just melting away. - Use the toilet, either use his other things. - Or flush his shit with the lid open. - It's fucking nasty. I will say I had an X one time and it was when I first met him and I went in his bathroom and he had cigarette butts in the shower. - The fuck? - That's not a fucking shower? - That is not fucking hot. That's so gross. - That's great. - You're not sure what it would smell? - It was like, what's the point of the fucking shower? - Yeah, it was like a whole little thing of cigarette butts. - I had an X who would drink beer in the shower. - Just one? - I had an X roommate who used to put her backwards guts in the sink. (gasps) Like it'd be like full with like wrappers and backwards guts and-- - But she wouldn't wash her hands. - No, I know, or she's mine. - Thanks. - I don't like that. - The amount of DMs though I got from men who said mentally ill about girls. - Yeah. - Okay, all right. - I didn't get any dudes, I like that dudes. - I got dudes. - Yeah, I got dudes and almost all of them said they were mentally ill, they were crazy. I stayed with her because-- - Yeah, you guys made 'em that way. - Yeah. - I don't really shit how they-- - Yeah. - Great movie by the way, house made. - Have you watched house made? - Do you watch house made? - I don't know, yeah. That's good. - You only watched house made for tits. - No, I didn't, it was my idea. Just saying. - Um. - Yeah. But it was a good movie. I like the-- - The script was really good. - The script, like the plot, huh? - Yeah, the plot was great. - Yeah. - The, mm-hmm. - It was great stories. - I didn't even read about it. - Great story. - It was a main guy's name. - A guy? There's a guy in there. (laughs) - I can't. - I thought it was a solo. (laughs) - All right, this one said, my ex from Teenagers Years always had condoms, but they would be gone a lot faster than they should have been for us. I had questioned him. He got his dad to tell me that as men, we take care of our business at times alone, and we use condoms to come in, because it feels better than a sock. That's four, a few weeks, caught him jerking it, no condom and asked. I thought you used a condom for this. He replied, "Why the fuck would I use a condom to jack off and waste a condom?" At the end of that sentence, he realized the bullshit story. They had told me, had tied back and was now tracking. I dumped my soda all over him. He was still hard and ruined that nut. He took off and never went back. - It's a lot of time back there. - Yeah. How do we even start? - So he was jerking off in the condom, or he wasn't jerking? - He was not. She caught him not jerking off in the condom. - So where the fuck were the condoms going? - In another woman. - Yeah. In another woman. (laughs) - Got it. - That's crazy. - It took me a second. - Wow. - But what a fucking lie to come up with, man. - It's actually, I mean, make sense. - But did you stay with him? Because that's the point of a red flag. Like you ignored that, but you still stayed. - I'm sure a lot of these people stayed. - Okay. - We have all done some, we listen and we don't judge. - Because we have all fucking stayed. - I'm a Taurus. I literally run into red flags. - Red flags. - Listen, I love a good fucking thing. - I love that. - I mean, green flags are boring. - Listen, I love an amusement park. Okay, and I will ride every ride. (laughs) - You guys know, you guys, anytime I'm like, this guy's being so nice to me and he wants to take me out. - Oh my god. - Literally happened, you were laying in my bed the other day. She sprawled out in my bed. She was like, "Oh, he wants to go get coffee." I said, "Haley, that's like a great sign. "Go get coffee." She was like, "But it's raining." And he just wants to have coffee. And I said, "That's a okay thing to do." And she was like, "Nah." - I said, "Where do you want to meet?" - I understand that because Dylan and I, one time, we needed to talk about something. And he was like, "Okay, well, let's just go get coffee "in the morning." And I go, "Absolutely, the fuck not." - I'm not going to get coffee with you. - I'm not going to get coffee with you. So I'm like, I was like, "There's a place where "I'm gonna sit there and shit my brains out "while we have a fucking serious conversation." - In the daylight. - I'm having anxiety. Like in broad daylight. - How do people just sit there and they're like, you know, like fucking having coffee. There's no way, like lunch, cool. Dinner, absolutely. - Well, he was, that's what I was thinking, but he was like, "Oh, I already ate." And I'm like, "Okay." - Yeah. - So coffee was like the next, I mean, you're not going for the coffee. You're going to be the guy. - Yeah, I like this. Coffee shops are bright. It's like, maybe full rest inside. And yeah, like, I agree with you on that one. - I like better at the dark. - Okay. - Yeah, me too. Give me a moody atmosphere. - Give me a bar. - That's why I cut that. I don't know. - Yeah. - Live. - You're not there tonight. - Maybe we should go there tonight. - Okay, you just perked her up. - Yeah, I was already going. - Oh, you are? - Yeah. - I don't want to intrude on your date. - Oh, I'm, I'm gonna go. to be all over him. So you guys walk in. I'm. You're making out in the corner. You're fine. Gotcha. We'll figure it out. Um, all right, your next memes. Just wait. Oh wait, okay, I have one. I'm gonna tell you guys the name, but we have to cut it. Um, oh yeah, she brought me one too. Go ahead. Yeah. I know who it is too. Mm-hmm. Because I was like, can I use your name? She's like, oh, okay, uh, wearing my lingerie and wanting to get strapped every time we fold around, also using my dildos when I was at work. Yes. And that dude is now a woman and their best friends. And he, yeah, and he works for her. Yeah, crazy, right? Yeah. I'm a little confused if who this is. Yeah, said it. Yeah, who's that? Gotcha. Okay. She only knows where I always call her. She also likes pretty boys that are like, you know, she's like me. We like, we like the gay guys. We love the gay is. I really think I was a gay dude in a past life because I am so attracted to gay men. Like I. Well, in like makeup wise. Yes, I love more like dramatic kind of almost like where more makeup for me. I will smear it. Like I love it. Yeah, that's why I was, that's why I loved Chris motionless for so long. Because he was so hotly like, the police don't, I don't need the headlines to pick that up, but he was a perfect example or like Marilyn Manson, you know, like, he was hot. What about kiss? No, g7s. No, that's too old. The only man I can name is a face paint not makeup. Yeah, that's face paint, but I met g7s. I actually did a lap dance for g7s one time at Olympic Gardens and he licked my back. That's kind of. He didn't have fucking makeup on. He did. He didn't have makeup on and I didn't believe it was him. And he goes, blah, and put his tongue out. And I was like, it is you. So funny. Yeah, we went to VIP and Tasha and I gave him lap dances. And he if I can licked our backs. It was long ass time. I've got a lot of lore. I've never talked about, but yeah. Are we going to talk about the lore one day? Which lore are we talking about here? That right there. Which was kind of lore. Yeah, one more story. I feel like maybe one day you should write a book about those. Yeah, speaking of book number two is in the works, baby. We had a meeting yesterday. I'm so excited. It's going to be all right. Anyways, you're next. I mean, you got a red flag. You ever stayed with a bitch? I mean, I feel like you're a green flag. I mean, I mean, like a girl, but I'm Latino. So I definitely got my red flags. But I'm a definitely. Yeah, oh, I argue like a woman. Not your red flag. I said, a red flag. I got a girl that you were with. But you still stayed because she was hot. But you stayed. Oh, plenty. Um, that fact, you said plenty is crazy. Yeah, because you kind of look back past the crazy a little bit, you know, um, do red flag, red flag. Did someone ever throw anything at you? I don't know. He said that was kind of hot. She threw something on the head. Um, oh, I don't know. It's hard hard to think of him on a spot. I feel like Jaime is a green flag. So he only attracts green flags. No, I've definitely attracted my crazies. What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you? With a woman? That's so that's such a broad question. And he never throws something at you. Um, sure. Sure. I think it was like a tennis racket. I think he had a key like that. Yeah, he was like, wait, was this a turn on or a red flag? Is this a red flag? I thought that was. Yeah, I thought. I was like, I was pretty excited. No, I can't even. Oh, it'll hit me once it hits me. Oh, yeah, uh, she got Snapchat. Definitely a red flag for me. I swear. That's actually a topic I wanted to talk about. There was a girl who wrote me in and said that this guy would never answer text messages but would always reply on Snapchat. And I think it is such a red flag when a dude has a Snapchat. And for guys too, yep. Guy and girl for me. I feel like I only have one just to make money on it. And I don't even talk to me through. Hey, we talked to me through Snapchat. Yeah. Yeah, but we're adults. We don't count. We're the minority literally sends me two minute long videos on Snapchat of her grandpa. Yeah. No more me and the most dumb filter I can find 100% it's great. Yeah, I just feel like men because there was, okay, when I first started, when I first was single, there was a dude who's super cute. He's in a band. And I was like, okay, this will be fun. You know, whatever. He's out here in Nashville. And he immediately wanted to go to Snapchat and sext. And I was just like, immediately, it was like such a job for number not. Yeah, while he had my number and we were texting. And then he's like, let's go to snap. And I was like, and that right there, I was just like, and then I stopped even communicating with them after that. Because I was just like, who do you think it is? Huh? Is it who I think it is? Say it. We can believe it. That's exactly what I thought. Yeah, I can't believe that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right, this one said, which I don't even know if this is a red flag because I mean, I was turned on when I read it. Okay. Where's the worst people to joke? Yeah. She said, he threw me up against a wall and choked me when I walked through the door after a girl's night out. His reason was I just miss you when you're not spending time with me. I was 18. He was almost 30 and really hot. We could have gone without the age thing, but I mean, listen, if my man throws me up against a wall after I've been out with my girls and bangs me and chokes me, I'm completely fine with that. As long as it was consensual. Yeah. As long as she wasn't like scared and it wasn't like, yeah, she didn't make it sound like it was TV. She said he was really hot. So it's like the one time you got smacked and you didn't want it and you cried. Yeah. Haley got fucking slapped and almost started a red flag. In fact, you stayed. Yeah. No, I called my Uber after he slapped you. Yeah. Would you do after he slapped you? Cried and called my Uber. You cried while his dick was in here. We didn't have sex. Oh, no, they were just making out. And he. Wait, slapping somewhere. It wasn't like that. It was a rare back in. Okay. That's absolutely. I mean, he was so drunk. It was just like it was. He said, what? His second and truce of thoughts. One. Yeah. It's like one thing. He's got her like by the face and you slapper. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. But no, this was like WWE. I feel like if it's consensual and somebody is aggressive with you, then that's hot. But also, I was having this conversation the other day is a lot of people's trauma becomes fetish, fetishized through their life. So like shit. What? It just happened at the fuck you guys Zach and I were walking through the haunted house. And I said, when I was a teenager, I was a scarer like these people, right? And I was like until a grown man, like got his hands on me. And he was like, that explains a lot. Yeah. Does it? Yeah. But like a lot of people that have been through trauma in their lives, they normally turn that trauma into like their sexual fantasies. Yeah. So for sure. I think mine is aggression because you know, I grew up in a very violent home. And then I was, yeah, if you read the book, I was raped. There's like a ton of things in there. So I think in some people's healing journeys, that's the way that they take their power back. I get that. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Well, I like psychopathic clowns. You know, like I'm just woo, woo. All right. Go ahead. I want to talk about something. I haven't seen videos that people have been making talking about how you guys agree with everything I say, have you guys show the fuck do not? Okay. That's what I and we have to clear the air because I will always stand up for you guys. Yeah. This shit pisses me off. You guys will see it online. Of course, they're going to we're going to laugh and kiki because we are best fucking friends. That best friends do. Do they want to see us just argue and disagree with each other the whole time? Because that's what like TV shows and stuff have portrayed for so long is like friend groups who argue and that's like reality shows they create that drama. Real friendships don't. Sorry. I agree with my best friend. We never fight, but I also want to clear the air because they're always like, oh, well, those are her friends that she pays. First of all, I need you guys to understand something. When I first started this journey, Mimi worked for me for a year for free. For fucking free. No one knows that. And really, literally, I had to pay her per face when we first started out. So I just want to clear the air like you guys have no fucking idea the journey we have been on together. And like these are my mother fucking sisters. And if you guys have a fucking problem with it, fuck off. Yes. And what I don't get what's wrong with that's like, I don't know. I don't get what's wrong with like you being friends with your boss. Like at other people's jobs. Yeah. Like going out after work. Yeah. Yeah. But the crazy thing is we don't look at each other like boss and employee. We look at each other like fucking sisters. 100%. You know, so sorry, we're friends guys. Yeah. Sorry that we actually get along and love each other. Sorry. You guys have never had real woman in friendships? - And you brought us up with you too. Like that was the other thing. You were talking about like how we have built our followings and stuff and it was like because we all did it together. Like you didn't just like put us behind you and be like, oh my god. Like and there is a lot of artists who do that. I'm not talking shit, but it's like, they won't shout out their makeup artists ever. Like you'll go look at their tags and it'll tag like management and they'll tag like they're label and things like that in the media. - You're like, he's gonna join her and they're winning. - The designer, but then they won't say the face. - Yeah. There was literally a conversation that we all three had and I was like, look dude, all boats float. I was like, you guys need to start posting more and you guys need to start showing your personalities more aside from me. And you guys both did that. You guys both built your platform. - Oh, I got really sweet. Cause I, well, I mean, I had a following, but it was just makeup. - Yeah. - I didn't even know what you looked like cause you didn't post yourself. - I literally didn't post myself. - She wouldn't even let us take pictures of her hands. - If I would hold my hand, looks fat, let me go like this. - I would seem to be known for my work and not me. And now that I feel like I became successful from my work, I was able to like show myself now. - Yeah, exactly. But you guys really helped me like come out of my show with that. - Yeah. - I feel like we have all. - I feel like we've all glowed up together. And we are on this journey together. Like we were fucking scraping by. I was showing my butthole. I was on butthole pictures. - Good times. - You know, a great time. - Good time. - Great time. And everybody keeps asking if the OF is coming back. Absolutely not guys. Anyways, I just had to clear the air with that because I'm never gonna let people pick on you. - And the women who fucking make these videos, you guys are fucking clowns, dude. - Yeah, why would you ever try to tear down two beautiful fucking souls who literally have helped me build my fucking brand from the ground up, dude. Like I just think that's so, so crazy. - Maybe they don't have people in their lives like us. So they can't actually understand. - They don't know what it's like. They can relate to actually loving another woman. - Exactly. - Who they are and through their journey. - Yeah, it's like people who get mad at people in like the food industry and you're like, clearly you never worked in the food industry. Over something like, oh, they forgot my ranch. And like they're gonna yell at a waitress for me. It's like, have you ever been a waitress? She also got asked five other things between that fucking ranch in the soda, you know? - Yeah. - And it's like, I feel like it's the same thing. Maybe that lady is literally angry 'cause she's never been loved. - Clip that bitch. I don't care. I'm tired of people. I really don't care. I'm so tired of people being fucking disrespectful and just saying shit. It's like, dude. - They just know they're gonna get views off your name. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Listen, and I'm fine. Make all the videos you want. I fucking do not care what people say. - You said I'm just happy living life over here. - Yeah, I don't care what people say about me anymore, but when they start coming after you guys, that's when I'm like, okay. You know, like, come on. - Literally just doing our job and having fun. - You guys have no idea behind the scenes. If I actually fuck up and do something wrong. - We all check each other. But like also like, I have so much respect for you guys. I wouldn't do that in front of millions of people and embarrass you. - Yeah. - You on the podcast, like, I don't know why people want to see that. - Yeah. - That's so weird to me. - We do it so respectfully when we do check each other. - Yeah. - If there's something, we don't get into drag out fights. - No. - Like, you see on reality shows and stuff? That's just not us 'cause we know how to communicate. - Yeah. We had one argument one time and that was public. And that was actually a real fucking argument. 'Cause people are like, we think they just did it for the show or whatever. That was a real argument that we really unfolded. - Yeah. - Since then, that like completely changed our communications. - Yeah, absolutely. And then Mimi and I have a fucking come to Jesus once a year. - Once a year. - I feel like we're on like every couple of months basis now. - Yeah. - I'm like, let's just check each other. All right, now back to normal. - As the brand, yeah, as the brand. But the thing is, is when you go to a friend and you're like, hey man, you're not doing your job, you're fucking up or hey, you're doing this or you're doing this and you shouldn't do that. You don't meet it with like, you're wrong. - No. - You always take constructive criticism and you're just like, okay, cool, I'll do better. And that's literally how we operate. We're just like, cool of us talk like that. - Yeah. - But like, why would we say that right here on the pot? Like, yeah. - It's not the point of the pot. - No. - It's fucking so weird. - No, it's so crazy. - Yeah, it's so fucking weird. - Did you read a comment that said, I'm in love with you? - I said, I would like to quit. - I think it's Hayley. - I wish. - I am in love with you. - I wish. - I love you so much. - I love you too. - I love you guys. - I love you. - I love you. - I mean, we do give you too. - I mean, listen, I try to make up. - Anytime I get a little tequila in my system. - Yeah. - The other night, it wasn't a kiss. It was straight. - She said, kiss me. (laughing) - I'm the biggest lover. - You're a lover. - I am so much a lover. - I'm just like, I wanna just love everybody. - Yeah. - Literally, when I drink, I'm just like, ooh, come to me. (laughing) - She makes other people love each other. - I love you guys. - She loves each other. - Yeah. - In a bar room. - You guys remember when I was out and I somehow was walking from bar soul to an Uber and there was a couple on the corner and I told him, I was like, you guys are so hot, you guys should make out. - Yeah. - And I felt. - Yeah. (laughing) - And I felt getting into my Uber. - Yeah. - And you're the quiet person I know. - Kali is furious for drinking and falling. - I don't think she even drinks like one day. - Falling one day. - She was sober the other day and she busted her knees so bad. - That was me yesterday. - Yeah, I kept fucking hurting myself. - That one time we were walking in Cleveland. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. - I tried to forget about that. - She ripped. - That scraped off my tattoo. - And it tattooed with it. It was a fresh tattoo and she hit that face. She like bounced. - And one thing about Haley, she's gonna let you. One thing about Haley, if she falls, she's gonna let you know about it for two weeks. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm so embarrassed. I need you guys to also laugh. - It's the biggest thing that happened in my life. Need you guys to go through it with me. - Yes, absolutely. - So I just wanted to clear the air with that because I just, we just had to address that because I'm just fucking over people talking shit. - I have one, my nanny wrote it. - Okay. - Let's go. - Yeah, she said. - No, no, no, no, god, I love her. - She said senior year went out with this super hot guy off and on for a month or more. Found out two weeks before prom, he was a, oh, he'd asked a freshman to go with him. Like an idiot, I still went out with him the next weekend. - Nanny. - That's my girl. - But then she said he then later got that girl pregnant and then they divorced her whatever. And I was like, it's okay because then you wouldn't have met Papa. - And then you wouldn't be here. - I know. - Well, no, I'm, my mom's a doctor. - Oh, but they wouldn't have adopted your mom. - Still, you wouldn't, you still wouldn't be here. That's the time line. - Yeah, you wouldn't be here 'cause they wouldn't have, yeah. - Yeah, it's the time line. - Yeah. - Mm. - Got you. - Thanks. - All right, you guys ready? Oh, wait, who's next? - Five toes. - Who's next? Does it me or you? Me? Okay. - She said what? - She's so stupid. - Did you get that? - She said, I said, you wouldn't be here. - She goes, my mom's a doctor. I'm like, you still wouldn't be here. They wouldn't have adopted your mom. - No! - That would have met your dad. That would have had you stupid. Anyway, get going. - All right. - Keep going. - Oh my God. I ignored the GPS alcohol ankle monitor. Met a super hot professional bull rider on Tinder when it first came out. Met up and he had the monitor. I was like, okay, cool. No worries. Just a one off. Well, ended up in a relationship with this dude. Come to find out he has a revoked license for DUI, too. Violated probation, then started drinking again. Then the physical abuse came. Couldn't get out of the relationship. Gets DUI three. Doesn't, does the jail time ankle monitor again? And the cycle repeats itself for another three years. The last time he got locked up, I left and moved to another state. He gets out, starts calling me from different phone numbers, then I go to look him up, which is in Otis, which is the offender tracking system, got arrested for domestic violence on his new girlfriend with multiple counts of resisting arrest. Anyways, he was super hot and I let him alienate me from my family for the longest. I felt like I had nowhere to go. I mean, like a solid nine. And at the time, I didn't think I could pull that. - Okay. I didn't think the ankle monitor was that bad in the beginning and just kept getting worse. - Yeah. - You're at it. - So it isn't a domestic violence comes in. That's where I'm saying that's rough, man. But I get it, you know, as a DV survivor, you know, sometimes I think what it is is you get, most domestic violence relationships are super passionate and you get addicted to the passion. Let alone the majority of them, not all of them. This is me speaking from my personal experience and some of my girlfriends that I know have gone through it. And the sex is always like fucking amazing. So you get addicted to the push and the pull. And that's the passion, yeah. Because it's something that, you know, I'm a very passionate person. Like I want to be just loved on all the time. So when somebody does that, it's like, and then physically, - You mistake that for love. - Yes, and then physical abuse comes into the picture. It's like, it's so hard to leave because you just think about the good times and like, oh, they're going to change. They're never going to do it again. So. - Yeah, it's addictive thought thinking that they're going to change every single time. - Yeah, every time. - Because they always apologize and probably fuck the shit out of you after they do it. 'Cause I know that's how it was in my relationship. And it just becomes a fucking vicious cycle that you can not get out of. It's literally a spider web that you just cannot fucking get out of. - It's a really good analogy. - But it's not okay. And if you guys are in any situation like that, please talk to somebody, call somebody, do start planning your escape because that shit, it never ends well. You know, you're probably going to end up having to leave that relationship with your life. So don't ever let a fucking dude put his hands on you. - Hale, no. - You do pretty for that. - Put that, that was great. - Who's next? - All right, this one says, I was never introduced to his real life. Not friends, not family, not social media, nothing overlapped with his real world. At first, he was very casual, so it wasn't an issue, but as things got more serious, he would deflect when I'd ask him about it. I was basically completely hidden over a year. Okay, first off, you let that go on for a year and you knew nothing about the dude's life? - Did I get it? - I'm nosy. - I want to know everything. - To post-image to his selfie. - Yeah, I want to know everything about you. - I was basically completely hidden for over a year as he continued to pull me in deeper emotionally. I knew it was a huge red flag, but he was so hot that I chose to ignore it over time. It outweighed the hotness and I kissed him goodbye. He continued to chase me, but I did never look back. - I want to look back. - I would look back. - Like, within two weeks, how did you not find it? - No, I would have already known his entire daily mystery before date number one. - What are we talking about? You went a year and that guy never even gave you a social media? - Yeah, that's crazy. - That's like nowadays, I feel like. - Maybe that was a long time ago, 'cause I feel like you can't do that nowadays. - What? - Not like, give someone a social media. - I mean, she said social media. Like one of the things he wouldn't give her, yeah. That's wild. - I mean, just hiding something. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Absolutely. - No way. - More than, do you think? - More than likely he was married or fucking, baby on the way. - I would have stayed a year, okay. - Listen, that's his type. - Oh, she said. - She likes a little mysterious. - I love this. - She does. - And I feel like, now it is, because I feel like the more you know, the more I'm like, I mean. - A crush is just a lack of him for me. - I don't know about that. - My crush is, I wanted to crawl into your ribcage and sleep, like that's how I am. I'm like, so like, let's merge souls. So there's no way that I could ever just not - Fuck you, it's wrong with you. (laughing) - I'm the opposite of the spectrum of Haley. - Have you seen that little video of like, I don't know if it's a new movie or something, but they like, go to hug and their skin starts melting together. - Oh yeah. - Their eyes go together. - That's what I need. - That's what she wants. - That's the kind of love I want. - No. - Yeah. - Okay. - No, that's the exact kind of love I like and want. - You have to have that. - I can't not have that. It has to be like so passionate, you know? - Yeah, but like, I don't know. - I get it for it. - Yeah. - Sticky. - Listen, I know what it's like to not have passion and now I have passion again and I'm never not gonna have fucking passion again. - I'd rather be in the most passionate relationship that's healthy than ever go through a relationship that has zero passion again. There's no fucking way. It's like, licking a wall. (laughing) - Never heard of that analogy, but that's literally what it's like. Have you ever licked a wall? - No. - Okay, well, okay, close your eyes. - Wait, have you? - Yes. - Close your eyes, 'cause I was a kid once, I licked walls. You guys didn't practice French kissing on walls? - No. - I did. - Practice on it, dude. - Wait, wait, I take that back in the shower one time I did. - Yeah, oh, boy. - Yeah. - Yeah, oh, so young though. And then my boyfriend at the time was like, I really wanna kiss you and I was like, yeah, for sure. And then, oh my God, I don't know what I'm doing. I did for sure. - You know what, we've all licked a wall before, while I have. - Yeah, we have. - Literally, close your eyes and envision just going up to a wall and licking it. How does that feel? - Hard, boring. - Cold. - Empty, cold. - Rough, right? - Yeah. - All right, we're kinda texture in my feeling. - It's like a popcorn ceiling. - Why you? - It's like the selfie on the wall. - It gets a bathroom wall and it's soft. No, we're not fucking sure that there's a wall. - Right, here's a wall. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I would rather have passion than nothing, so. All right, who's next, me? - That was fun. - Oh, this one was crazy, okay. I met this guy off Tinder. He was very nice and hot. He was a firefighter, which I had a weak spot for. On our first date, he brought a steppesister. He told me they were just friends, but then I saw her hand go to his thigh. Later in the night, she gave him a kiss when we were leaving. I asked him why he did that. He said it was just how they greeted and said goodbye to each other. I ignored it for a month. Then caught them having sex in our bed. Then I cut them off. I don't think I like that. - So I had a guy, which if you read my book, I had a guy who told me that this girl that was around was his best friend. Come to find out they had been together for like 20 years and they were into like having relationships with other girls and just didn't tell, yeah, no. - That's crazy. - Yeah, so I mean, I get it. I understand that she was probably like, okay, but I mean, the first night you're seeing them kissing her hand on his thigh, like, come on. My hand on the thigh is wild. - Yeah. - Stepsister is wild. - I mean, that was clearly a kink for him. - Yeah, I mean, that's a porn hub category. - Yeah, that's so weird to me. I can't watch those porns. If there's anything to do with like family, you can't do it. - No, that's weird. - Yeah, I've never gotten into that either. - No, and I don't yuck anyone's gum. - Well, I mean, personally, I just can't-- - He's in it illegal. - I just like-- (laughing) - I'm pretty sure it's illegal. - I just like oiled up bodies and-- - Maybe not Alabama. - Passionate sex, I have sex for a lot of ways. - Yeah, I like it. - My friend that works downtown wrote in, and she said, they would leave their closing gig from Broadway and go swim naked every Saturday in Percy, Paris at like 3 a.m. I said, excuse me. She said, good news, I never hooked up with him 'cause I was like, your dick definitely has flesh eating. Get it, probably. - I don't believe that. - Swimming naked in Percy, Paris is-- - Okay, but I'm sorry, wait, hold on. What's the difference between naked and not naked, though? - Yeah, there's so many people. - Water is still in sauce, yeah. - You're still wet underneath the-- - Why are we naked? - At 3 a.m. - What's the difference? Maybe he just doesn't carry his swimsuit around. - I'm very confused, so she would go skinny dipping, right? - Another guy would-- - Oh, he would. - I don't know if it's by himself. - But why would she go skinny dipping with somebody in the middle of-- - Here you go. - No, that's where she didn't want to fuck with him, but I'm sorry, it's even if he had board shorts on, the water's still on his dick. - I had a wet suit. - I agree, 'cause when you jump in the water, you still get fucking vagina juice. - Yeah, that lady got a fucking frog in her purse. - Frog purse. - Frog purse. - Yep, the old toe in the hole. - Toad in the hole. - Toad in the hole is crazy. - Isn't that a book? (laughing) - No, Frog and Toad is a book. - All right, guys, we love you. We will see you guys next week. Bye. (upbeat music)