WE GOT THE WRONG BABY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Almost punches Girl Scout the other day. Brush, she was really annoying. Do you feel confident to read this? No, okay, no, no. Disclaimer, Peyton is severely hungover right now. Like, Peyton Hardiness. Hot take, I think the diamond gym is easier than they're making the same. They'd split you like a twig. I mean, sexually. You should know podcast. Everybody welcome back to you should know podcast. I was hoed to 19. We got co-scaled back in the studio. Uh, uh, I was just privy to some unbelievable information. That is genuinely. I've never heard anything like that. Dude, can we catch out the back? Cam is not having a good day. The overall energy is not up to you right now. No, real cats out of the bag, tell them. We had a fantastic night last night. Yeah, we did have a good night. My night ended because I am responsible. Well, not even I'd say y'all did the night responsible. But I have a wife that is very, very close to giving birth and we had to go home. Now, y'all had the liberty and freedom and justice to go out and continue the fun night. Amen. Thank you for your service. Yeah, it's got blood. So y'all had a fantastic night. Hence, why he is hung turkey and has the sunglasses on. But it is, it was so worth it and stories came out of it and it was incredible. It's just a disclaimer. Peyton is severely hungover right now. Peyton hardness. Peyton hardness severely. I just start looking at it. I go. I'm just like, strobe, strobe. Ah! Just everything inducing ahead of you. It's a great joke. I don't like that all. No, like, I'm. Oh, dude, we're in for it. We are in this. I might coin this one the golden episode. We're in for a good one. Maybe if your mood gets better. And then that's another thing. Because he's still, there's, there's actively liquor in his system coursing through his veins. Yeah. Because mine has left. He thinks I'm in a bad mood. I just feel like you're not as giggly and bubbly as normal. Like, when you came in today, you did. And because you're seeing three of me right now. You're seeing the real one, the fake one, and the non-giggly bubbly. You're focusing on him. Focus on the real one. I'm just saying. What a great news. I like that you're wearing different shoes today. I like those shoes. No, the fact that you are in a, a, actually really cool fit. It's around like three hours of sleep in your shower. You're a, you're a monster, bro. Yeah, bro. Yes. So Sarah yesterday graduated nursing school. Yes, she did. Woo! Yes, she did. And I'm going to catch my second win in this episode. So don't you worry about it. But Sarah graduated nursing school yesterday. We had this big party at the house. And then we went out afterwards. I mean, I, I want to say, I think I'm getting to that point where access needs to be limited for me. Like I, I cannot have complete free reign when I go out and boat. No, you turn into like a capybara. Like you turn into a little, just hairy, just running around and getting into things and just testing his limit. Yeah, I, I want to throw things and I want to run. I, and I did both last night. I was throwing balloons at strangers because they put balloons on our section. And I was like, oh, this is a good object. I don't hurt anybody. You were throwing balloons at people you didn't know. I'm like, God, I'm going to tell me that. I was head tapping people. What does that look like though? Are you just like? There's toss and it's something like what? I was, I would look, whoever's next to me, I would be like, 10 meters away. You think I can hit her? And then they'd be like, no way. And I'd go boom. And then it would have to time it would barely make it. It's like to be in front of me. Yeah, just close down. But it was always fun. That's nice of that place to get balloons. Yeah, it was really cool. That's sick. I know, I saw it bend to that plate. Okay, so I have a question. Based on the long story short, y'all know from other stories and from tour. And if you went, especially the first tour, the OG tour, we had an after party, every city. Now, our group, is it predominantly black? Sure. But hip hop, rap, art. Oh, yeah. Enjoying group. We love all music. But in terms of, oh, we're drinking going out. It's like that type of club. Now, I believe y'all went to a honky-tonk. A honky-tonk. As Pierce Listener, RIP Pierce Listener. RIP. He's actually not dead. He's not dead. He's just not with us. So he's dead and spirit. His employment here is dead. Yeah, his employment's dead. So all right. I mean, absolutely buried. There's never a chance of resurgence. Oh, just kidding. Poor guy. No, we love Pierce. But was it a honky-tonk? Like, was it a full-blown like boots, spurs, country music? Yeah, a lot of people don't know what honky-tonk's are, which I didn't know. No, we literally didn't know. It was like a couple of months ago, when Pierce gave us the Miriam Webs, like the breakdown. Basically, it's a country bar. Like a country club where you go and dance, and like, line dancing is really the thing. And I kind of like that culture. I mean, I feel very like real sweet. I got to check my shoulders because I heard a couple boys. Yeah, you're doing it wrong, boy. They're like, boy, you don't know this dance boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah. You go, a lot of starch jeans and Miller light. Oh, that's true. But yeah, it's really fun. You just go around and you dance and you line dance. But I do have a question about people that go to honky-tonk. Hit me with it. Where the fuck do they practice these dances? No, it has to be like a bathroom with the door lock type thing. There's no way you don't practice because they go in and it's full-blown choreographed. Like, it's literally like full, like, you'd think they paid like a personal dance. And it's not like the cupid shuffle, right? It's so like. Yeah, that's not the cupid shuffle. It's not the cupid shuffle. Cupid. Come on, yeah, sing it. Eddie has the cupid shuffle. Is that k-pop? What was that? What was that? To the right. To the right. To the right. I went straight to the end of the song. To the left. To the left. To the left. Now kick. Now kick. Now kick. Now kick. Now. Let me see it now. Let me see it now. Yeah. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I would throw that son of a. It'd be bad. I'm not gonna lie, bro. It would be bad. I'd hit some. You'd be like little sneaky. Like the elbows covering. The elbows that will. If you hit soul, like, the Lord knows I'd go. If you had women jittatalia, you would be in jail. No, no. I'd have a lifetime of free drinks. If I. Yeah, you would definitely use that. You'd use it. You said it's Robert, right? Go ahead, yeah, yeah. Give me a drink, yeah. Would you say you do for work, Robert? Yeah, you would let somebody feel about it. No, it depends. It depends what they do depends how they look like, you know what I'm saying? Oh, I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a. I'd be a trick. I'd need to be tricked on. I was like a girl that drinks whiskey sours. Was it an apparel spritz? Like, pinky up and. And then, like, the nastiest shot's ever? Oh, dude. You would be. You would be like a nastiest. (laughter) Like, oh my god. Like, the. In mid-sentence, she's like, no, I don't even. Like, she's sweating like. Yeah. She's like, no, I don't even really like. We haven't even been here for two. Oh, it's. We haven't even been here for two long. (sighs) Oh. Oh. Oh, dude. And now, but. No, this is a public service announcement. Yeah. This needs to be heard by all humans. What's happened? Now, if you. If you consume cigarettes, and black and milds, and vapes, and anything that produces a smoke. We don't. I advocate for that. I'm not advocating. I'm saying, if you do this, you need to have enough wearthol. Yeah. to know. to not blow it in stranger's faces. The amount of times that's literally happened to us in, like, public. They're like, dude, I. I love your videos, bro. We anywhere. They're like. They're like. Oh, my god. They're like, through this. Yeah, you really think they're different flavors? I'm just like. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm like, my god. I'm like. It's sour watermelon. Yeah, there's never. It was a smoker's etiquette. Oh, man. There's definitely a smoker's etiquette. Like, there's etiquette with everything. Yeah. Oh, my god. This is actually the most classic transition. Okay. Go ahead. I think we have ADHD. Like, it's a weird case. Oh, a frippling ADHD. Yeah. 'Cause I was talking about some completely different, but it's okay. Yeah, but you said etiquette. Yeah. And then I heard etiquette. Okay, me and Liv got an argument about this, about. I think, two nights ago. About etiquette? Essentially, yeah. Yeah. So, very simple. When you get takeout, right? When you get takeout food to the house. Okay. I'm not talking to your McDonald's, or whatever. Like a takeout. Chinese takeout, or whatever the case is. Yeah, yeah. When it comes to the house. Do you eat the food out of the containers that it comes in? Or do you use your own plates in silver and put it on a plate? Who the hell puts it on a plate? You have no class. No way, no way, no way. No class. No way, who are you trying to be? You have no class. Oh my god, you're trying to be Princess Diana. You garbage pale ass baby. You're no class. You're Princess Camania. We're getting, we're getting. And the voice is different. Princess Camania. Okay. I understand it comes in a container. They don't want to give you plate. But we're eating dinner. Yeah. This is a step up from fast food. This is Asian cuisine in our circumstance, a couple nights ago. It's not a panda, panda's in a styrofoam. You eat that styrofoam. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's the same thing, brother. Why am I gonna-- It all comes out the same place. You want to be Hollywood so bad. No one wants to eat that rice out of that dumb little thing that comes in. You put it on a plate. Dude, portion out your plate. What do you gain from that? I get orange chicken that comes with a slice citrus and it is beautiful orange chicken. That is a good orange chicken. And I put it on a plate. Why, though? What do you gain? It's like a feeling better time. No, one, the main thing is convenience. All of my-- is now on one plate. Yeah, yeah. So it's not-- I'm not three different containers. Oh, egg roll. Oh, right here. Oh, chicken. I put it all. All on one plate, I grab a paper towel and I sit down. You're the type to sit at the table, too, with your family. - Hell, yes, that's so weird. - Oh, yo, dude, look at this guy. He's such a good dad, way to sit here. Oh, look at this, good dad. (grunts) What, now I'm lame, 'cause I eat dinner at the dinner table with my family. - Yes, people like you, they get their take out and put it on plates and then sit at the dinner table. Dude, just go eat out at that point. Like, go to the actual restroom. - We have a toddler, and he was late. We have a toddler, and he was late. - Yes, bro. - That's what I'm saying. But no, no, you're proving my point. It's basically restaurant food that was brought to the house. I already said, I'm on record. McDonald's, if you put it on a plate, you're serial killer. Panda, tennis, styrofoam. - It's the same thing. - You know, it's the same thing. It's quite literally not. It is quite literally not, because it's not fast food. I'm ordering from a restaurant, but I want to tell you. - So you're saying the time that it takes for somebody to make your food. It makes it deserving or not to say on a plate. Yes, why it's food? Can't food is food, it's a blessing. - Oh, don't you, food is food made boy. - Do you pray over your food? - Yes. - Okay, do you pray over all your food, or just the food that takes a while to cook? - No, all of it. And that's for prayer, that's for me. The food itself, if you drop a patty into some grease, and then slap it on with some fries, I've been sitting there for 30 minutes, that's not deserving as a freshly dropped batch of fries. - They're doing the same. - The same fresh never frozen patty. - They're doing the same thing. - Cheesecake Factory. It's frozen food that they're just putting, he and not, bro, it's like, what's the difference? - Oh my God, dude. - Kim, oh, you picky and choosy toe. - Okay, what do you think you gained from that? - You pick and choose when you want to be bougie and prim and proper, you nasty little bitch, dude. You pick and choose, I've ever been called the bitch. - So, so hard. There's some things, you do the grimmiest stuff ever. And there's some things, you're, oh, I could never stay at that hotel. I could, oh my God. Peyton Harden's head will never grace their pillows again. That's, that's been said. That sentence is been said. Peyton Harden will never grace the filth of San Antonio ever again. You've said that. - No, see, I've told you so. - It comes a take out food and now I'm the. - What are we doing? - You should know podcast. - This episode is brought to you by Fume. Cravings aren't just about nicotine, they're about to have it that hand a mouth, motion, oral fixation. The momentary pause when that loop is broken cravings spike. Fume replaces your habit with a flavored air fidget device, it gives your hands a mouth something to do, distracting cravings without a nicotine vapor or batteries. Don't just try to quit. Upgrade the habit loop reach for fume instead. - You're absolutely right, Peyton. 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You, you are on the internet and you just said that you don't think plates should be in the like, glass plates, what are those called? Hard wire plates? - Plates, hard wire. Yeah, you plug them into USBC. It keeps your food nice and hot. Hard wire plates where we're going. Why do you think plates should not be in the house? - It's performative and it's a waste of time. 'Cause then you got to pull it out of the thing. You got to clean it when you're done. Then you got to load in the dishwasher. Then you got to wait for the dishwasher to go. Then you got to take it out of the dishwasher. - That's cold being an adult. - To who though? - Yourself. - That's the same thing. - You shouldn't have beds. It's performative. Sleep on the ground. Just sleep on the ground for an ancestor's day. We don't need a bed, it's all performative. - That's not what my ass is, it's a slip. All of our ancestors slept on Earth. - Depends. - Oh, on Earth, yes. - Oh, on Earth, yes. - No, no, Earth. - Oh yeah. - I mean, some of us had worse sleeping conditions than others if we were going to get into it. What was the thing we said about the mule? What did you say about that earlier? Couple of episodes ago. You really want to talk about it? - I go, you really look into a deep dive. - No, I genuinely and tell me and Sarah got together. I was anti, I was anti-a place. Like, you know what people are anti-vacs? - Yeah. - Where's Pierce? You know like that? He goes, that's the devil, don't you touch it. Don't you touch it. You'll start coughing here in two years. You ain't cough before. Oh, that's Pierce, how do you say? - But, you know, I'm anti, I was anti-plate before I met my girlfriend. - I'm so, I'm like heavily confused. I'm anti-plate in silverware. - But that's not a community. Like, that's not a real thing. There's no anti-plate disc, watch the comment to this. - Anti-plate. - Yes, anti-plating silverware. I think plastic wear and paper plates is the way to go. Because it's easier, it's cheaper. - I agree on that. I thought you were saying the literal use of plates should cease. - And I said, are you a cave dweller? - No, it's not hard wire plates. - It's not hard stuff saying that. Just hard like, like porcelain. - Porcelain. - Glat. - Not glass, that's what I read. - Oh, porcelain. - Porcelain. Are plates made out of the same toilets or made from? - Some plates. - Yes, sir. - Yeah, whenever I was at my parents' state with me this weekend, and I walked in, it's two weird things happen in my bathroom. - Better watch it, you better watch it. - So, you know, I have a problem. I take out my genitalia too early. - Very early, very early. - I mean, the door's not even closed and you're-- - Yeah, sorry. So, I was going into my bathroom to, you know, sit down, maybe think a little bit. I go in there, my dad-- - It's down check it, play a little bit. - I'll go into my bathroom. My dad's shirt's off and he's in the back of my toilet, like pumping up something. - It's a real man right there. - My balls were out. - Yeah, and that's a you problem. That's not, there's no blame on your father. - Yeah, that's a weirdo. - You can't get any of him that your balls were out and he was trying to fix your toilet. You're 61, no, you should keep your shirt on. - Dude, that's-- - Now, the shirtless part bench straight. It is hot. - Your house does half the time. So, I don't blame my dad. He's probably like-- - He got a little warm yesterday. - Oh. - Whenever we had dirty bodies in there. - He got a little warm. - Me and CJ are playing ping pong. We're up there sweating, like, mules. - You're bad. - You're always with the mules, huh? - Oh. - Oh, he's got it back at the mules. - I think you planted that scene. - No, dude, what you want me to do? - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - That was incredible work. - Yeah, but the other thing is, I was taking it violently in my bathroom, and I was expecting-- And so, Sarah's family was over as well. And I was expecting no one to be in my bathroom whenever I was violently. And I mean, when I was ripping-- - Dude, I was talking-- It sounded like people were popping balloons in that bathroom. Dude, I was like-- (barking) And I thought I was alone, too, so I get a little gleeful when I have a good-- - Oh, yeah. - And I'm alone. And so, I was like slapping the toilet paper down. I was like-- - Oh, yeah! - And I was like, yeah! - I was wiping, throwing it in there. And then I come out of the bathroom. Her mom's right outside the door. I mean, that's a tough thing. I was like, you just heard my insides get out. - Oh, dude. - Yeah, I know you smell that. - Oh, god. Dude, I have violently. - If you even have 10% of your father inside of you, you'll smell it from outside. You'll smell it back yard. - He can clear a house, dude. But last thing on this weekend, as Sarah's graduation-- this is my first time going to a graduation 'cause I never got to experience one for myself. It's really cool thing. First of all, we're in Dallas. They came out with kilts and backpipes. - Yeah, it's a strange thing that happens. - It's, it's a-- - It's something. - Yeah. - It's something with a little-- - Never mind. - Very weird. - Strangely. - But, so, I got there early. And now, in Texas, I don't know if this is a normal thing for colleges everywhere, probably. It's in an arena, like a basketball arena. And so, I was sitting down and I had the whole session of myself. I was very reclusive. I didn't want to be around other families 'cause people get too loud an emotional and I don't like that. You know what I mean? So I was by myself. - I hate the bullhorn down here. - Yeah, exactly. - Like the bullhorn down. - The bells. - The thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing. - Which would be exciting, but I don't want to be there for it. - Yeah. - So I was, I was sitting down by myself and this lady, like two ladies come up there. Older ladies. And they're heading towards me. 'Cause I was right by the stairs. Am I explaining this to all of you? (laughing) - Oh, it's like two minutes. - Bro, he was like tripping up himself. He said there was a woman, there's a lady. And she was, I came down. I was next to the stair. Is everyone alright? (laughing) That was 100% you bro. Nobody else was questioning. We just physically watched your confidence, like leave your mouth. - At least that. - We can go to some else. - I know, I'm an okay storytelling. I'm pretty good. But then I looked at the fourth camera and I mean, the blank is a stairs. - So he was like this? - CJ's like, I was in here. Okay. - No, it was good. - So I was sitting in a section by yourself next to the loud bell bullhorn. - No, I was by myself. - Oh yeah, sure. - So I was at my girlfriend's graduation. It was in a basketball arena, right? And the weirdest thing happened. So I'm sitting there by myself and I'm sitting right by the stairs where people can come up and then get into the road. - Ooh, yeah. - And so I didn't think of it, but I'm have to do a bunch of the stand-up, excuse me, stand-up things, people trying to get by, right? - Unfortunate. - And it was very unfortunate 'cause the first one that wanted to get past me is something very strange happened. - These two ladies come up, right? The first leg of the season. lady, she had like bags with her and I was like, why do you have bags? I don't like bags in places where I'm back, I'm doing a civil suit. I need you to open that bag. I need to see what's the context of your bag. I need to see the inside of it before you're allowed to sit. Yeah, and the security at the front door was like 92. Like he had no idea of anything. So she has two bags and she says, I need to, can I get past here? I'm like, strange route, but sure you need to pass me here. There's so much other seating, but yeah, go ahead and sit right next to me. We're actually in a fucking arena. Yeah, you can go anywhere you want. So I stand up and she walks past me. The second lady comes up to stairs and she's holding a baby, right? And she's holding a baby like this, but then she has like the little stroller thing that you can carry, right, that you have. Yeah, what's that called? Car seat. Car seat. She has a car seat, right? I assume the baby rode in on the way up here. Rode in that? Yep. And if she needs to put baby back down, it goes in that. But she's holding the actual human on the other arm. And so I'm like, oh, wow, I mean, that's a handful, right? The other lady. I don't know why she has bagged. Yeah, she should have been helping. She's like, they can't in bags. What do you mean she's only magna cum laude? I don't know about it, bro, but anyway, I'm sorry. So the lady with the car seat and the baby, yeah, it's coming, making a beeline. Obviously, she's with this girl. Okay. She goes, excuse me. And I go, okay, I'm going to stand up. Letter go through. As I stand up, I'm not looking because I don't want to make eye contact or talk to her. I stand up and I can see her feet aren't moving. And I like, there's plenty of room for you to get by. You can get through here. She goes, can you take the car seat? She has you? Yeah. She has pain harden. It's a stranger. Can you take the car seat? And I go, what? And she goes, never mind. And I go, okay, thank God. She goes, then she goes, will you take my baby? I said, what? She goes, will you hold my baby? No. No. Are you out of your mind? And if you know anything about me, I don't hold babies. I don't like it. I had to, I had to, like, forcibly put Malachi in your hand. Yeah. And that's your nephew. This is a stranger. This is a stranger with a strange baby. And I mean, and it wasn't even like a cute baby. She handed me a gremlin. Like, at least like, it's like a cute baby. I can hold and be like, oh, you have some redeeming qualities. This thing, like, oh, dude, like, smiegel. Yeah, it's like, put the blanket over its face, right? Like, I don't want to see this thing. Maybe you'll grow into it. But I don't know. The linear of those babies. Right. Which is great. Not my kids don't care. Not for you. Yeah. But also I'm in an arena. So it's like, steep. Up. Elevation. It's like, yeah. I don't want to see that. Yeah. I went right to your bathroom, I lifted up the seat. I literally started to piss, and I literally was like, (barking) At the end, it was like, it was like, but in nine seconds, triage of just fart, bro. It was insane. And I, oh, I instantly had room for two more beers. Instantly, I was like, I'm not drunk enough. Like, at the second that I've guessed it, I want another beer, right now. It was, dude, the amount of, it relieved so much pressure. - What were you saying about me hosting? - You had a big reaction when I said, I was on my hosting bag, I couldn't be around playing. - Oh, no, 'cause I remember I did that in your bathroom too. I remember-- - Oh, absolutely. - No, you are, you are a good host though. - I hate hosting. - I'll give you everyone to do that again. - You do good at it though. You can, maybe like super deep-cut people that have known you for a long time, we can see you like the, like whatever, but to others, outside is looking in, it's fantastic. It always is, it's good party, it's good vibes. Everyone's taken care of, it's always good. - I think that's deep-rooted in security. - I think it is. - I think I care so much about people view. Like, I don't want them to view, like me and Sarah's home. - We said, we ain't running out of shit. I got some running ticket tenders. Y'all can each have dirty and peace. So if you want a beer, take a case. Like, oh yeah, dude, it's 100%. No one can see you fail. - Yeah, no, it's just like, I don't, and it's, a lot of these people's first reaction of me. Like, her family and stuff, like-- - It's true. - And so I want to throw a good time, but dude, I don't like hosting. It's just not fun. It's because you don't actually get to fully enjoy it. And I didn't understand that. - It's that part. - It's, you're there and you enjoy it, but your duty is not the party or, like, enjoying the party. It is the part. - So run, make sure everything's good. - Is the music still on? - Does the dog need to go outside? - Is the food still hot? Are there, like, your car is only making sure? - I was like taking, 'cause the cane's catering comes in those foil things and, like, it would run low. So I would take it out and then put it in the other way. And then-- - Yeah. - There was a-- - Windstorm that happened in the middle of the party. And so, like, are there just front door blue open? - Like, somebody kicked it open. - And, like, your door's 90 pounds. I'm like, what? - So, hurricane outside? I was like, I was like, how did this just happen? - And so, bro, I went out, so the trash cans got full, and I didn't want people, like, overflowing the trash can, and I wanted to be presented well. So I took the trash cans outside. I went outside to my front yard. Trash cans were gone. I had no trash cans, like, the big trash cans. That's where my trash cans. I need trash cans. You need the trash cans. They were gone. Where'd you be gone? You ever go outside, you look for a trash can? Where's my trash can? There's no fucking trash can. You said trash can, it's seven times and eight seconds. That's the biggest-- - Dude, that's so scary. - Oh, dude, yeah, if they're-- - Is where they in the street? - No, no, oh, no, oh, no. - You don't give a fuck about the trash cans. - Oh, he's struggling. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be. Oh, I've got a piss hole. Oh, my god, whoa. Oh, shit, dude, I'm like, the way Sarah's looking at it. I know, dude, she looks like she's been judging the whole time. 30 straight minutes of judgment. - Wait, that's it. - Oh, yeah. - I'm not gonna lie, I was hoping it was not like four minutes, dude. - Maybe I said-- - Maybe he said something, bring back the trash can. - I said-- - Wow, let's bring back the intro of this episode. Wait, what's going on, what happened? - Oh, oh, what? - What? - You saw my socks. - My socks, his socks. He literally said yours would be like this. He pointed at both of us, he said yours. He pointed at both people. - Whose socks? - Whose socks? What about us? - Whose is the weird guy, bro? - No, he's so weird guy, man. - I love you, dude. - He'll creep you out, like quick. He will get under your skin, bro. But when you know it, it's actually funny. But I always put myself in an outsider looking in, and I'm like, Doc, someone could either think that's funny or like gin, even he'd be like, hey, I don't like that guy. - My dad, dude, my dad this morning, he was like, dude, I got it. And I was like, I was like, that bathroom's really good. And I pointed at CJ's, and my dad got serious. He was like, I'm not doing that. He was like, I feel like if I'm in there, he's gonna be outside of my house in Fluegerville. (laughing) - He was just like, hey, did you properly wash your hands? - At your family house. - And Mark's like, what the fuck, CJ's like, just think about that next time. - He just takes off on foot. (laughing) - If anybody would be seated in it. - 100%. - Anyway, my trash cans. - Yeah, so I was, I went outside to find my trash cans. And shut the fuck up. (laughing) - And there's no trash cans in sight. And it's windy. - Very windy. - I looked down the street, my trash cans are warm. Down the street, it's about a party. And my trash, dude, my personal trash is all on the street. And I got so self-conscious, bro, they were seeing all my snacks, my mail, my like dirty stuff, and my dirty napkins had to pick all that up in the middle of the party. I didn't even know you left the party. - Exactly. - For that long, holy fuck dude. - Oh my god. - And I cut my finger on my recycling bin. - Oh, dude, that's a spider bit me on mine. - Yeah, dude, you went right up under and I grabbed that, hit a whole little web, hit a whole little cob web up there, and that spider said, you know, I was like, holy shit. I said, what is that? - Okay, this is really stupid. - I have a funny throwback, bro, I saw this video. I saw a video this morning, actually. What's a throwback to like childhood? - Okay. - I was on the toilet taking a heavily alcohol-induced poop this morning. - Oh, dude, first off, alcohol far to go to hell. - They are the, they're the, they're the, - It's very poopy talking about this canvassant. - Poopy talk with YSK. - Poopy, what is it then, see? - Get on the mic and you sing it. Get on that. - I don't know. - No, I know, you can go sing a lap, bro. - No, take a walk, bro. - But, okay, so I'm watching this video and the caption was simply like, kids don't know how to roast. And it was a video of these two kids coming back and forth in like, presumably like just one of their rooms. There's like five kids in the room. And the video starts with, why do you keep saying, this one kid goes, why do you keep saying the same thing? And the whole, the whole room goes, ooh. And then the other kid steps up and this was his rebuttal, word for word. He goes, first off, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll beat you in your nuts, boy. And that's what he said. And literally the people go, the people go, what? It was the, it just remind me to beat you in your nuts. He said, first off, you need to say, any points right here, he goes, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll really beat you in your nuts, boy. And it was like, that is some little kids. What? It was, and it just reminded me like, I always, I always, so I had this friend that was like King Roaster. King Roaster, he could just kill anybody. And one day I was like, I was like, I kind of want to just see what it feels like to like attempt some roast and to get just grilled because I was very in good. Like I was very in good with this guy. He had some weird, dude. And so then I was like, I think it was lunch and we were going around like every day and I think I lose like bro, like get me. Get me is crazy. I said, get me like, you know, roast me. I said no like that. Dude, Demetral, roast on me. Oh yeah, and he started going in and I absolutely hated it. I felt so small, it tore me apart bro. And I was like, holy fuck, this is what this feels like. He was like, you being headed, man, you're daddy, this, your mom. And I was like, I was like, that's why you're cool. I was like, that's why you have Nike and Jordan on. It's like every girl likes you. Dude, you've so many hoes, you don't know what to do with them. Dummy. That was my. It was bad. Oh, did you, your flex in school would have been like, you collected like a racer. Like that was you. Yeah, so what you've already had. You don't have a red eyes black dragon. I was like, yeah, what's it to you? New being a kid is so dumb because I said it's on the pod too, but like we had a thing in our school. The probably thing was like free styling. Everybody loved the first dude. And dude, these kids were so good. And like we had a guy named Raul Askabar. Like Raul Askabar destined for greatness. Oh, well, my girlfriend in high school cheated on me with him, but he's still a great guy, though. Well, that's a good thing. I mean, that's a rumor. So I don't want to put that. It's allegedly, I think he's a DJ now. But he's always been good with music. Yeah, I remember he was hot. And so dude, I mean, Raul Askabar, he can't be ugly and be named Raul Askabar. Just thinking Raul Askabar, he definitely has a lot of good flow. Way too much gel, but it looks good when it's done. He had a lot of gel. Way too much gel, but it looks really good. Put together when it's done. Definitely button shirt, top three buttons undone. I feel like he had his grown-up teeth before everybody else. Dude, that's a flex. Having an adult teeth like the sixth grade. Yeah. I was like, you're good looking. Yeah, dude, I think I lost my last baby tooth, like seventh grade. Oh, it's a wiggling that thing in algebra. You're sitting there. I just don't understand the problem. You're like, you're going back and forth. The tooth's like this, you're just like, I think baby teeth in the seventh grade. People are fucking behind the pictures. I think you have a baby tooth. I'm about to get my permit. Oh, my God. You're about to start driving with the dough. You're still wiggling a loose tooth. Oh, that's funny. Ro who would be making the beat on the table? Oh, pin tapping? Yeah, you'd be going crazy. And then so everybody, Daryl almost got his bag. So he was doing that and all the kids were like rapping. It was good. And I was like, I'm not that creative. Like I can't, I don't like pressure. Like I don't like being looked at like that. So many like, I don't wanna fail publicly. And I think I said this before, but I spent like a whole weekend like remembering Eminem's fast lane verse like his first verse. And I was like, no one listens to this. And so they're not going to know. And then so a Monday, I'll do that. That's all I cared about was this. This is at lunch. I'm going to get this verse off. Oh my god. And Ro started the beat. And I was like, this is not the right beat. Like you're like, I don't know how to adjust the BPM. You're like, Ro will do, bring it down a bit. You know what I said, I'm going ocapella. I said, and so the whole lunch room. They said, oh. Peyton doesn't even need a beat just in there. Yeah, over the two, I think I had my back brace on too. So I tightened it up for my air flow, get it out. You said, I'm going ocapella. Yeah. And then so I wrapped it, I wrapped the verse. And then everybody's like, it's not you, bro. It's not yours. It's not your pin, man. I think I fooled a couple of them, but. There's definitely some, I mean, that was a high selling album, bro. Like a lot of people heard that song. Fastlings like platinum, I think, man. They did a video for everything. You're just going, you're just wrapping up with just like this. Just watching. There's like, bro, it's not it, bro. It's an M and M version. I mean, it's an intense version. That's M and M. It's from Shady Tellerdown. Like I was in it. You were giving it that much emotion. Brother. I don't know him. Peyton, no. OK, now you can't do it the same. What you can take the word, you've got to put a some different seasoning on it. Obviously, your Monday morning court or Monday morning quarterback. Yeah, I understand that now, brother. But at the time, I didn't have the wherewithal to not wrap it just like M and M. So I was M and M. Shady Tellerdown in a pair of dice, dice, baby. Everyone's just like, dude, I had the hands going and everything. You're like, dude, I wore white things and he said, I showed up. I had the hand I had the hoodie. I think I brought a composition, oh, but dude, just like in like right versus. I think it's fair to say for all the people that relate to you and then all the people that relate to me. We are par. I mean, we're literally right there in weirdness. Just vastly different. Yeah, we just are in different spectrums of the word, but boy, are we on the spectrum? Yeah. 100%. Guys, as you know, me and Cam have gotten really into like TCG sports cards. Yes, sir. And really in like live shopping, like me and Cam will sit there for hours just watching this stuff. It's so fun and our favorite place to do is what not what not if you don't know what night is what night is the number one live stream shopping app. Dude, it is fantastic. We me and Cam genuinely are on what not. Oh my god, it's so fun. It's a live auction app where you can get literally all sorts of things. Streetwear, clothes, shoes, collectibles, cards. You want it. You want it? You find it. 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I have a question. Have you heard of the movie Apex on Netflix, 10 top 10 movies. Is it the old movie? No. 2006. Oh, I thought Apex was that movie whenever the kids were like videographer being, they were recording on their phone, the kind of like project decks, but one of the kids had superpowers. Isn't that like Chronicle? It might be Jordan. It might be Jordan. That's where I'm at. Yeah. Right? Chronicle or Skyline? It's it. I think it's Chronicle. It's one of my favorite movies all the time. I literally changed me as a person. Whoa, whoa. Chronicle. Chronicle is one of the best movies ever made. I pray to God it has a bad Rod and tomatoes over there, you know, look up Chronicle. Yeah. Yeah. Here. You know, Chronicle? Chronicle. No, it's cool. It was good. It was cool. I was going to tattoo because of that movie. That's it. Apex on it because he became like the Apex predator or something in that movie. You almost got permanent ink on your one and only body forever. Yeah. Off of a one hit wonder movie that I hope to God is not that wonderful in terms of ratings. Do we have the rating system? 85%. That's pretty hot. It's really good. On Ron tomatoes. Yeah. Yeah. His audience are critics. Read the read the the super brief like summary of the movie like top line. Uh, socially awkward introverted teen whose main form of escape is expression is a video game. You good. He goes red hat blue hat. I didn't talk with down on the pink get a read here. Oh my god, I like that. No, David. So it's reading kid. Back there. Oh, man. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Top line. This is a paragraph. So I don't know. I go brother. Read it. It's a lot to read. No, it's like popcorn reading your page on that one. I don't know. I almost feel. No. Okay. No. I'll be honest. Yeah. Oh my god. There's a lot of parentheses. Oh, oh my god. That's the punctuation. Oh, dude. No, that's incredible. Oh my god. That's way better than actually reading. Oh my god. Yeah. That's so good. Oh my god. That's so good. Oh my god. That's so good. Oh I'm not gonna lie, I don't want this up cuz if it's not challenged I'm gonna Cronk having a cramp oh Oh wow, dude, I'm having a bad crap Okay, wait, please read it. Please read it. Please read it. Oh Okay, I don't know if this is the same one It's not based off the the the first sentence, but I think Where was it at? Where was that was it just on Google or what were you reading from I want to read the same one you're reading I'm on a ride in tomatoes that come right in tomatoes. Okay, Chronicle Hold on, hold this is unbelievable. Why are your toes curled? It was unbelievable Says Chronicle 2012 is a found footage sci-fi thriller about three high school friends who gained Telekinetic powers after discovering a mysterious object. It is big words there I'm not gonna lie using them for fun until one of them the bullied Andrew descends into a dark destructive path leading to a climatic battle with his cousin Matt and his friend Steve First off Michael B. Jordan's name his character and that was Steve Michael B. Jordan's in a movie. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was like one of his first ever I think now he was in fruitville station. Well, this looks like okay, how but yes, but this was twenty five movie fruit Bill station. I've only seen it once in a year. It was a long time ago due to us. I should do no one of my favorite is The one about the lawyers or the debate team the great debaters. Oh Love oh is that about the Hispanics? No, it's about the blacks. That's that's a heavily black Hispanic school where the kids. Oh, they're running a lot of track or no, that's like no the poetry What's called what's the poetry of the poetry movie with the Hispanics at the school? Do you know what you're talking about? Yeah, dude. I had a big crush on her actually Which one journey smell it? Jesse Smollett journey. No, you like We let Jesse Smollett get some crazy off. Oh, 100% yeah, that's He said he got jumped in subway sandwiches. Okay Journey smollett in great bitch. Yeah, yeah, I don't know honestly doesn't matter. I actually don't know a poetry Spanish movie that you're talking there's a movie about poetry where the kids are in the school and the kids are bad as hell Yeah, and there's a spanish kids. It's not always bans, but I remember there's a spanish kid like one of them It was like the coach Carter of poetry. Oh, I don't yeah, not know that well anyway back to the movie apex twenty twenty six It's new. Yeah, I know that dude. That was incredible. That's that's arguably one of my favorite moments like a ball podcast Long story short The movie starts the movie starts with a couple rock climbing. I'm talking like mountain climbing like I got there They're like the and these or something massive mountain snowy They're they go to sleep for the night. Right. Oh, it's getting real dark. We got to pack it up They wake up and it shows the wake up process. They are in a tent that is harnessed into the rock And when I tell you it's a quite literally imagine if this was a mountain. Okay, and their tents like this There's nothing underneath it and they're hanging there sleeping and they're sleeping in there. Is this a documentary or a movie? They're talking like they're in their bed while Netflix and chilling. Yeah, they're really and they're like How do you think we should approach tomorrow like I just got to get to that summit moving around adjusting? There's nothing under the nothing I'm confused is this a documentary or a move? No, this is a movie But that's just how it starts. Oh, so it's not real. No, but I'm saying. Oh, okay. I was just wondering if this was no presumably people Probably do that like when you're at a because when you're going to a huge huge peak of stuff like that Why can't you just go into the mountain go into the mountain not like any like the middle of it, but they like where the bear asleep Where the brown bear brown bear sleeps? What's that movie with the raccoon? That was stealing Over the hedge remember and over the head you just compared to a human beings climbing a summit of a mountain to over the Hedge yeah over the hedge the the raccoon came up there and the bear was hibernating like a hill was like a hill in like a suburban area That was a pretty big mouth. They're isolated climbing a mountain up here. We're the lion sleep the mountain lions I'm not trying to pide or joke at all. I've always interpreted why do you hear mountain and immediately think there's so much life up There has to be life. Yeah, the little Billy. Go to like stand power parallel on this. Yes. This but this impressive beast That's unreal and they defy all physics. They're like this. They're literally like standing on a on like that. Yeah, and they're all like there's like Yes, and so I always thought like whenever you go things everywhere. Obviously. There's Andy's there's Rockies There's name one more Malaysian But there's a bunch of mountains and stuff and I I always thought the people that climb mountains when you go up to the mountain And you need a little break. There's like little things for you to go in. But when it's like this maybe at the base yet They were climbing this like that guy that did the skyscraper We're just chalking his forearm grip. Yeah, they're like that. It's like straight line on a mountain Yeah, we got a check if he's okay, too. Yeah, dude. No, I want to check his hard drive. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, he's weird Oh, it's got to be it's his forms are massive But the whole thing the whole thing I was kidding. Oh my god. It's sorry It's watching the movie. Yeah, it's it's very similar to some we say it was either last week or two weeks ago With the hiking dude rock climbing rock climbing Specifically, no, no, even that that's kind of cool. You're super safe. You're maybe 20 feet in there. Yeah genuine climbing mountains That has to be a top three purely Caucasian thing. Oh, like yeah, I'm talking I'm talking the overall ratio of human beings that have ever done it Yeah, I'm willing to put serious cold liquid cash that is 99% Caucasian. Daria. Have you ever thought about doing it? No, dude, have I ever thought about doing it? Yeah No, but I literally was watching that and because it's so it's it's a good. No, it's crazy It's a good movie, but I'm sitting here like I'm getting uncomfortable watching this fake film of this That I know is in in Hollywood in a like a warehouse Yeah, and I'm like there's actual people that Choose to do this with their life with their freedom. They choose they go. I want to climb a 10,000 foot mountain It's just like what are you gain? Do you get money? Is there a prize always wondered that like people like I guess he has like Sponsorships and stuff because he's done it and like I know he was on Netflix But I'm saying like the average every day Joe that's like I'm gonna go climb a mountain I thought for the longest time and honestly until you just said that that people that climb Mount Everest get a prize at the top Like some piece or word or something. No, it is the ultimate prize of like I can pop my Oh, that's so if I say I did it It's not like a stolen valor thing like doesn't really matter. It's like pretend like it doesn't really matter You're not taking their boots and whatnot, but like there's probably proof that they'd be like Oh, dude, let me see your picture of something and I go no, I just I did it and you well now in 2026 you go right here Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying like I always thought because why would you do it then because I haven't a lot of people died trying to climb out Everest Brothers, there's like legends and stories. There's people on there that like are just frozen dead Didn't they're for like 20 years? There's one guy like the green Jack literally it's like Walt Disney No, it's a little like a check mark. It's like once you pass the dead guy in the green jacket. You're however far away from top We should roll him down That's what I'm saying and let's have some respect. They literally it's like a thing. We should like plant a flag there or something It's like a great jacket guy. Put a little outhouse around him or something. We're just losing the plot as human beings Aren't we? And it's and the thing is with Everest you literally you have to go in like I don't know if you have to go in groups It's recommended to go in groups you like have to stop a certain amount of times because you're oxygen like it I'm like Y'all are there's no point. There's no point. I Gently thought you would go to the White House afterwards and you'd get like some sort of metal I thought so because like you get presentation of colors you get everything I remember like people would talk about it and they'd be like, oh this guy climb out Everest and people like I'm like clap for him. Who gives me? I thought it was like I played pickup at 8 a.m. Like there's no difference like me going to an elephant is playing basketball for two hours and you climbing a mountain and putting your life online Just notice we both chose yeah, and I thought because that guy from night. I did went on Jimmy foul And and he said I turned off social media because of Mount Everest and it was like why what does that mean? And he goes because I was scrolling on Instagram and there was a guy who took he climb Mount Everest and took a picture of it And he goes I don't feel like I deserve to see that because I didn't do it myself and I go that's stupid That is dude that right there. That is like the ultimate evolved ester prismatic form of Dude I listen to soundcloud rap because so I can say I do yeah you he said I don't feel like I deserve to see a picture of something because I didn't do it myself He said I don't deserve to see that view because only the people that earned it should like they got there should see that view I get the principle of what he is saying. No, but that's I don't want it then you know by that by that purpose you don't deserve to see any movie ever because you are not in the set you didn't you didn't get you didn't do four hours and make up you don't you don't deserve to see a movie you don't deserve to watch live sports you didn't put up shots with them Oh, it's too as you don't get you don't get to see like you know the little you don't deserve to eat the food you didn't make it you know The like the pictures like on your on your like TV like when your TV is about to go to sleep and it just shows you like cool pictures from all around the world Take you don't get to see those you didn't go off. Yeah, trust me. Oh, it's a valid day, which I said at least 344 people have died and roughly 200 bodies remain and there's this thing considered a death zone of climbing it once you reach 8,000 feet So after you reach 8,000 that's the death zone. How high do planes go like 30 Thousand 30,000 how tall is mine Everest I think it's like 25,000 so you can get on a plane land there No, bad logic about point plane land So it's a point at the top of Mount Everest Do you think it's like a round table of how people standing there taking pictures If it's a point they're holding on Yes, they literally get to the top. It has to be some sort of flag ground. They get to the top No, they get to the top. They stab their they're like uh, what would that be like a walking stick Yeah, a little climbing tool and they just sit there and they go bro take that flick they go like this They get to flick and they have a four day journey down. It's like it takes four days Payton. It's like five. It I think check this for how do you run out of total elevation I think it's like five miles in the sky. Yeah, think about what I said five miles up And these people are climbing on with their oh-hoes their Lambert feedies It's it's not a We'll be there in three hours, Bob. Why it is we're going we're camping out. We're going again What are you okay? It's what's that You can watch me, but I think I went down a rabbit. I thought she was saying I went down a rabbit. Yeah, I don't know Okay, so Dariel can fact check me, but I went down a rabbit whole one time and You can pay people to carry up your bags of the mountain They have workers that live there and they know the routes and the trails and like It's basically cheating Like you're not actually climbing it like someone's carrying Yeah, someone's doing the hard work and you're just following their foot you can pay a guide to take you up Mount Everest This is so that you absolutely can Really? Yes And they carry your bags They know the routes like wait, so people so it's somebody's full-time job to climb out Everest Oh, yeah, there's in the woods. It's so special that you have to do Billy Bob doing it every day He's going up and down whoop-whoop exactly is it figuring out yourself is the hard part? Yeah, maybe like a spirit Or my dude go in a dark room and start thinking yeah, don't climb a mountain and freeze the death yes Dude speaking of like world Treasures and wonders you can muters Speaking of world treasures and wonders. Did you see that they figured out the Did you see that They figured out the Bermuda triangle. They figured out the Bermuda triangle. - Yes, they like figured out like what it is, like why play and scratch. Dude, the news. (laughing) You're gonna do, see it, man. - Here, let me find it. - Yeah, it wasn't prepared to talk about this. (laughing) Holy shit, are you being serious though? They actually figured it out. - By the way, the movie you were looking for was Freedom Riders. - Freedom Riders. - Freedom Riders, that's where it is. - Okay. - You're spanic in that? - Yeah. - Looking at this class, it's like, yeah. What do you say? - Dude, if I have to pay for this article, I'm punching CJ. - Oh, do I hate that? - What? - Okay, Bermuda triangle mystery solved. Scientists revealed structure was found beneath the island. - There's a structure beneath the island. So if you don't know what the Bermuda triangle is, that's strange if you don't. - Yeah, it's really, yeah. - Basically it's this, it's sort of Helen Keller crashed. - Wrong. - And Frank crashed. - A million (bleep) - A million. - A million. - Dude. - No, like that, they need to go down in the hall of fame like on the same plaque. - Yeah. - Like they don't deserve three separate pla, it's like the trio of Amelia Ann and Helen. - That's the original big three. - That's the original big three, dude. The beetles are the beetles. It's those two. - Yeah, okay. So if you don't know what the Bermuda triangle is, I can't say that. - Bermuda. - If you don't know what the Bermuda triangle is, basically it's like this whole like myth and lore. It's like if a plane flies over it, there's a bunch of plane crashes over there. - It's this area out in the middle of the ocean that it's just any time an aircraft goes over it, like their satellites go out, the whole plane crashes, like it is just this weird, mythical place. - Yes, for decades, geologists have been baffled by one of the Atlantic Ocean's most persistent puzzles. Why does Bermuda sit so high above the surrounding ocean floor? Even though its volcanoes have been silent for more than 30 million years, so apparently, it sits 1600 feet higher than the surrounding ocean floor. So it's huge. - I'm so tired of that. The scientists have said that it's 1600 feet above. - Oh no, that's probably measurable. - Yeah. - Their volcanoes have been silent for 30 million years. - You can't improve that if a gun was to your head. - You cannot f--. - Oh, now you're with me. Now you're coming to my side. - I'm so tired of that genuinely. The more I sit and think about it, I am actually, it actually kind of pisses me off. - Yeah, so basically the million years old, I'm like, okay, ow, it's like shut up. I'm trying to see what it says. I'm so sorry, guys. (laughing) - There they go, you go. They figured it out. Pop, coach, I just go break it to the floor. - Yeah. So they found a bunch of stuff under the island. And so that's basically why it's sitting so high. I just googled that and that's basically what happened. There's a lot of stuff under there, man. Dude, and it's like, it's really big, and it's for some such a-- (laughing) Dude, let me get through this by myself. - You got it, we're here for you. - So basically if you don't know, the Brimuda Triangle is like, it's an island that sits in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and circles your eyes. And under it is a structure that they found. It's really big. So that's why it's sitting so high. Holy shit, there's a structure under the Brimuda. That's awesome, bro. That's insane. That makes sense though, when you think about it. - But you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by booking and dot com. I've gotta say if you're looking to grow your vacation, rental business, you're trying to do that, right? This is the place to be. Booking dot com is one of the most downloaded travel apps in the entire world, not just the US, not just Canada, but the entire world. And for a good, good reasons. Since 2010, I was 11, you were 12. They've helped over 1.8 billion. 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I'm going to buy and you fill. - And so I go, hey, can I have some thinments? I love me a thinment. - Thinment's good. - I said, hey, can I have some thinments? And she goes, we're not selling individual boxes. Why not? What is that hat? What do we do it? She goes, you can buy us out. No, I don't want to become a Girl Scout. I want one box of your cookies. I don't need your whole inventory. - Share was there. - I don't need all your inventory. I want one box of them. Still no. She, I couldn't even buy two boxes, three boxes of more. She was offering a buyout of her table. Are you crazy? You think this is pond stars? - I literally, I got to her last. - You storage wars. - Do you know you're fucking talking to a lady? Buy out? - She goes, I know exactly what I'm talking to, boy. She goes, take it, leave it. Dude, I looked at a bear and she said, really? And they're like, yeah, we were trying to get rid of it all. Maybe she's selling individually, yeah. I go, you're going, you're going about it wrong. - All or nothing for Girl Scouts is insane. - Dude, dude, but in the sh*t part is, I have so many Girl Scout cookies at my house right now. I mean, my pantry is stocked, she got me. I really wanted Girl Scout cookies. - Please have a box of tag. - Yeah, bro. - Please, my pantry is stocked up right now. - Oh my God, Girl Scout cookies are this sh*t. It's so good, but dude, she's not going to make it far or very far. Dude, she might be the new Griselda. - Oh no, I think she might be so, what she's doing is so wrong that she really knows the actual secret sauce. Because think about it, you bought her, you bought her out. You bought her out. - I was thinking about going to the diamond gym. - Dude, matter of it. - Woo! - I got, oh hey. Hot take, that hot, hot take. And I'm going to, I'm going to ice cold, put this out there. My name is Cameron Michael Kennedy. That came from Peyton Steven Harding. - No, great. - I didn't believe that. That is his take. - Great marketing. They're fantastic at what they do. It is not that hard. What they are doing. - They split you like a f*ck twig. - I mean, was it sexually? - That could have been taken sexually. Bro, you're out of your mind. I like, okay, I don't understand. - I can say no. - Like, what is the whole thing? They're not law enforcement. - Yeah, that I agree. - Couple guys, and they seem like cool guys. But guess what? I'm not running that hill, dude. - Oh yeah, no. - I'm not taking the bamboo bar. - I go, he's like, more, and I'm like, I can't. That's it. - You're going so fair right there. You're pretty f*cking much. - You're going to rather fair than be hurt. - That's it, that's it. - No, no, I'm going, if I go to the diamond gym, I'm going to teach people the word, no. All right, there they go. - What the hell, you mean no? Drop it, get me before you go. - No. - Because no water, I go, or what? - Yeah. - Okay. - No? - I go, wait, I'm thirsty. - So I'm going to drink water. - That's what water's for. - Put on another plate. - I'm not doing it. - Like, the whole thing is just like, so bad, awkward. - He goes, he goes 12 more reps. I go, don't have it in me. (laughs) - Pretty much at my limit. - Can't go anymore. - What is it, you can't close your eyes? - Can't close your eyes, can't drink water. You can't take a seat. And I think it's-- - Brother. - Go. - I'm sorry, I don't think you're a lot of take deep breaths, or what if it's something like that? - Can't see this. - It's like, dude, I mean, okay, from that guy's, that's actually hilarious. - I'm saying, but like this is not-- - That's like a part of the challenge though. That's a part of being in diamond. - No, I can be-- - I can be challenged and say no. - Like, oh man, my wit's in. I'm done, I'm going to water up thirsty. (laughs) - You want water? - No, but they would, they'd boot you out. They'd make you leave. - It's a public gym. - Diamond gyms are public with gym. - Diamond gyms, public-- - Yeah. - It's a public gym way. - I thought this whole time that was there-- - It isn't. - But it's a public gym. It's public, it's not private. You get like, memberships there. - Yeah, we just got a-- - No way. - Yeah. - Holy shit. - I thought this was like a owned gym by them. - It's like, it's like, playing a fitness on crack. - Oh, it's like the clunk alarm, but they want it to be. - Yeah. - They're like, if you don't set off the clunk alarm, it's said don't count. Holy shit. - So you really can't just, you just stay. - I could do whatever I want. - They'd be like, get the hell out and you go, no. - And can we look up? Can we look up? Do they own that gym? - They have to-- - And they don't own that gym. They don't own that gym? - I mean, I think-- - Oh, oh. We're all hungover. Oh yeah. Like you turn his mic up. - Wait, do those guys own the diamond gym? - No. - Oh my God, they don't own it. - Okay, that's insane. - So there's some pedestrians in there. Somebody has the elite level membership and I'm not trying to diss these dudes, they're killing it and I'm proud of that. - I think sick. - But this is some dudes that are regular at this gym and they're making you work your ass off. That's like no water, you're not allowed to sit, not allowed to close it. First off, I lift 60% of the time with my eyes closed. - Like any time I'm doing a hard lift, I close my eyes. - That's crazy, this is the same thing. That's like going to your local bar and the regular that's always there is like six more shots, or you can't sit here. - He's only drinking tequila than that. - Like that's, nope, I wanna be here. I want one beer and then I'm gonna leave. So it's like, is this legal what they're doing? - Oh my God, I mean it has to be the most white I've ever sounded, by the way. - Is this legal what they're doing? Would you get a sanction? This is unbelievable. - No, but the fact that, again, it's a part of the lore, it's a part of the challenge. But now that we know, they have no ownership, they cannot make you leave. They cannot force you to, I mean that's just life. They can't force you to do shit. It's like, I get it for the videos. I'm being fun, but that gave me more appreciation for the people that go through it, to be honest. Because you know that at any point you should be like, no one, you. - If I'm vomiting and somebody's yelling at me, then I'm going to cry. - No, yeah. If I get pushed to the point of throw up, and there's still grown men screaming at me, I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. - I'd probably crawl out of there. - Do you see the part, I think he did with de-strawing. They de-strawing went to the diamond gym, and there's right before de-strawing's kid was born, and de-strawing was about to quit. And he was like, man, he's for your son. Man, he's going to see this. And he's going to see his father and I quit, and then de-strawing started crying. - I probably would. - And then they hugged, and he got malachized. I'm going to see this. Like, I can just let him not watch it. I'd probably leave. - How do you go? I'm like, I quit. - Dude? Yeah, dude. I'm like, bro, you don't even know how hard that was. Or I'd let you do a bamboo bar. Dude, I used to always think there was this. He's really cool, really like grounded guy, but he's like an ultimate, whatever the hell, black belt, double black belt, sensei. - Okay, very evil, very nice. - And he always, you say very evil? - Very evil, very nice. - And he always, he does these classes that it's like, it's like karate, but bring your dad, bring your parents. - Who literally, yes, so the dad will be on the thing. And it's kind of a bit much, but he'll literally go, dad is in front of him, sensei, kids behind him. And he's like, show me how bad you'll do anything to protect your kid. And he's like sitting in between, I'm like, what? And he's like wrestling off the sensei. And then he'll do like endurance-based challenges and stuff. Like, he's like making him get out of a hole. And he's like, how bad will you do anything to save your kid? And these are like, and not like, currently active fathers. It's like regular dads. And they're like, they're like, they're like trying to get him off the hole. And they're going balls to the wall. They're like, I'll do anything. - They're like getting out in the sensei. Just like, how bad do you want it? How bad do you want it? And the kids just like, the kids like this. And his pose, he's just like this. He's like sitting on his knees. It is the funniest, they start tearing up the crying and get off. Yeah, they're trying so hard. They get bread and they're like, what? They're screaming and I've always watched those videos. Like, I would just never do that. - Bro, I don't know what to look up. Since it's unreal, like, I got to show you this. That's so funny, I've ever seen so much. Imagine you were just working at a counting all day. No, yeah, I'm not a fucking girl. Man, put you in a full-mail sentence. I'm like, how bad do you love your kid? You've carpooled tunnel. Oh my God. Since say, how bad. - Oh wow. - I gotta see this as we get in. Oh my God. - Since say, how bad do you? - Oh, remember when we looked up at the clock and there was 30 minutes? - Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I mean, that was demoralizing. By the way, I just entered in. Since say, how bad do you love your kid? And we're the third video. Oh my God, it's this, okay, since it shows. Oh, this is another, okay. So this is like another one. This is why he's making me do an endurance one. He said, you're a lot heavier than when you were a baby, but you still gotta push you and just watch. - 'Cause you have to be silly and school will get suspended. You don't have to try and fight to it. This is what he does. - Yeah, dude, that's the guy though. But he's done them where he'll like, wrestle the parents, like get to your kid. He's like, go save your kid. It's that guy. If you see that guy, you can click another one. Yeah, there's like, strings and files. - No, bro. That's the funniest ever. - Bro, it's on, I mean, he's actually like, great message. - I get the message. - When you actually watch it, great messages by the guy, like really good words, but actually, like, he's very inspirational, but just the concept, like I'm not, I love my kid. I know I'll do whatever it takes, but it's like, I'm not doing that in front of other strangers. I'm not doing that. - And like, what does that prove? - Yeah, and it's like, I literally have to get out, get in my 400 and drive home. It's like, I'm not doing that. - What do we do whenever the diamond gym sees us and they tell us to come? - I'm not going. Now, I believe it's Hattie and Unk, love the videos, videos, I guess I thought you were owners of the gym, which, to be honest, you should, you need to get some equity 'cause you're bringing a lot of attention, you need to get some breach. But I love the videos, I love the message behind it. I personally know I'd fail very bad, and I need to train more before I get to that point, so thank you and love you. - I go, my God, you're saying no. (laughs) - Now I drink water. - And I'd have my eyes absolutely shut. - I'd be like, please stop yelling at me. - Yeah, but dude, you don't have to be mean. He's like, 40 more! Dude, no, the literal shit kill me after everything, they finish, they drop and do like 40 boarded push-ups. - Yeah, I'm tired. - I go, I am, sorry I'm tired. - It's like, bro, I watch people that literally make a living off of lifting weights, like crumble in your gym, and I'm supposed to go in there and be one punch man and just be this incredible, not bad here. I'd be done as the first exercise. But that's a great episode, man, get us out of here. - Oh, love each and every single one of you appreciate you coming back. Episode 219, you should know podcast. You already know, we go on on tour, grab your tickets, grab your tickets, grab your tickets. 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