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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Ushino Podcast, episode 189. Round of applause, please. Oh, audio listeners, you just missed a fantastic intro. If you're new here, if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button, and press the earring. If you look even more below there, you see the comment sections are fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. We are fresh off of the Halloween episode, and boy, do we have some things to talk about. Me and Cam took a trip across the country. We're going to tell you all about that. CJ was there too. He's giving me the craziest look ever that I just counted him out. But we are weeks away from the YSK Payton vs. Cam tour documentary, Hitting Your Lips. And if you want to see that first, you have to go over to the best place in the world, and that is our Patreon. Patreon.com/UshinoPodcast, where you get about five to six hours of extra content per week, the ad-free, uncensored version of this, as well as bonus episodes that are hour-long with the whole crew. If you want to hear the beautiful voices on the fourth camera, you've got to go over to the Patreon, as well as behind-the-scenes and exclusive knowledge. We love you guys. We love you guys. We love you guys. We are so happy to be here. On to the rest of the episode. Yes! Come on! The Ushino Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yes, Cameron! Take that punch! Take it. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, bub. Hey, bub. How are ya? Thou is great. That was great? Thou is great. Thou shall not say you're not great. Thou shall not steal. Stolen. Makes a good meal. Meal. Cook it twice. Double the deal. Ooh! Double the deal. I'm eating an orange peel. Then I'm gonna go get an envelope. Lick the seal. Lick the seal. Put it on a squirrel's back. Rips his hair. Then he swallows it. I'm a squirrel. I'm a squirrel. I'm a squirrel. I'm a squirrel. I'm a squirrel. Ooh! Howie Mandel! What's the deal? Yeah, I'm gonna go and. Man. Shut up! Whoa, whoa. It was flabbergasted because my body did not go across the country at all. We just took a trip together. When we went two states over. We went to Tennessee. Two states to the right. Well, it depends on the tech. No, no. If you want it, it depends. It could be one state. You only cross through one state. To go from Texas to Tennessee, that is technically across the country. And we're not gonna start with yelling at each other. We're gonna keep our indoor voices. We can keep indoor voices all you want. That's not across the country. It depends on the route. So you're saying every plane goes the same route? We do. We took aeroplanes, didn't we? Yeah, we did take an aeroplane. A lot of turbulence on the way there. You toddler. Holy. I mean, I started praying hard. I said, "Oh, no!" I said, "Not right now! Please, please!" Yes, and my. And we're gonna get to. 'Cause it is across the country. It's not across the country. On the way. Me and Cam went to Tennessee this weekend. Yes. Right? And we took a plane there. A lot of turbulence, right? A lot of turbulence. And so it happened not at the beginning of the takeoff. It was kind of like beginning to mid-flight. Ah, no. Beginning. I would say it's beginning. Beginning to mid-flight. But it wasn't right at takeoff. I agree with you. Yeah. Yeah. So beginning to mid-flight, right? And so I already got. I'm on my second double tequila soda, 'cause I got one when I was boarding, and then I got one when we took off, right? Beautiful. So I'm about to get four shots deep. You're about four shots into that old bloodstream right now. Right. It's hitting jet fuel. And so we were turbulent, and it wasn't like turbulence like, "Oh, you're shaking." It was one of those G-forces. Oh, yeah. Like. You're sitting there, and it went. Yeah. I said, "No!" Yeah. It was like a horror movie. You heard a couple, "Oh!" A couple. Okay. Now, you being right behind the pilot, it might not have been as bad. Me in 33D, it was pretty scary. Yeah. I was like, "Ah!" Like, our. The whole plane was shaking. You were up there probably like this, "Oh, oh." Oh. And so my thing was, I was with. Thou shalt not be named. You were with Voldemort. I was with pretty Voldemort. A beautiful Voldemort. I was with a very beautiful Voldemort. Very pretty Voldemort sitting right next to me. And this person doesn't fly often, so the turbulence was scary to this person. And I was trying to be Betty Batman and act like I was a scared inside petrified little girl. Yeah. Inside, ooh, squeezing my nuts, toes, and butt. What? Oh. And so Voldemort was grabbing me on my arm like, "Ooh, protect me." Yeah. Yeah. She was like, "Ooh, protect me." I said, "If this goes down, ain't shit I can do about it. You're dead. I don't know what to tell you." Exactly what you said. I really hope you know, if those pop, you're on your own. It is you versus you, me versus me. I'm getting my shit. I'm not even looking at you, Voldemort. I said I've known you for a couple months, huh? All right. You're not a wizard, Harry. Bro. This came in this world without you. What? No, no, no. I have more. Oh, go. No, don't you break that. I was saying, I was trying to be Betty. And so I had the double tequila soda in my hand. And I was like, okay, I'm a shithead. I was like, okay, I'm going to show that I'm not scared. So they were grabbing all onto me like this. And I was like, it's no, it's just going to last only a little bit. All right. And so I took, I chugged the whole double tequila soda. Worst idea I've ever had. It got to the point, Cam, where, you know, I have a lot of pride. So I'll fake it until I make it. It was to a point, I went and grabbed the throw-up bag in the front. Oh, no. And I swear to God, I was holding onto it. I was like, hey, I was like, I'm going to throw up. Like, this is, like, I could see her, like, lose respect for me in real time. She was like this. She goes, oh, my God, I wasn't even going to throw up. She goes, you little pansy. Yeah. You're sitting there like. Yeah, so that's what started this. And by the way, throughout this episode, it's going to be one of those episodes. Oh, I'm feeling it. It's in the air. Where me and Cam have a lot of stories from this weekend. Oh, yeah. It's in the air. And I'm very excited to talk about some things. Some things some of y'all already might have seen. I have another incident of being on the Internet. So we're going to get into it. What were you going to say? Before we talk about how it's clearly not across the country, like, it's factually not at all. Depends on which route you go. It really doesn't. But I had something that happened. It's all two states over. The plane's on the route. Planes go different routes. Yes or no, Cam? Yes. Did we have a hangover in Boston? First of all, you don't do hangovers in the sky. Hangovers are layovers. Layovers. I'm like, were we drunk in Boston? I was. I was like, oh. No, we didn't have a singular layover. Cam, how do you know which way we went? Did you route it from your window? Were you like, mm, that's Mississippi. You're caught up on planes go different routes. They do. That's true. So do cars. Right? If I drive from Texas to Oklahoma. It's different. Texas and Oklahoma are connected. Texas and Tennessee aren't. If I drive from Texas to, what's one state over? Kansas. Arizona. That is two states over. It's two states over. Don't take the title. Stop. Stop, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. You're caught up on the direction of the plane. I'm telling you, it's two states over, no matter what plane you get on. We didn't stop anywhere, Cam. I know we didn't stop. Okay, look. If I am driving to Oklahoma, but I decide, for whatever f------ reason, to go through Different driving and flying are different because there's different planes, there's different routes, there's cloud temperatures, there's cumulative clouds, Celsius clouds, Red Bull clouds, there's all kinds of clouds in the sky. I am using your literal same argument against you. How? If I am going to Oklahoma, but I decide I want to go through Louisiana, and then I want to go through Mississippi, and then start tailing back up, maybe I touch a little Nashville, maybe I say hi to a little Broadway, Broadway girls, huh? And then I come back around through old Arkansas, and then maybe I slide up to Kansas, then I hit Oklahoma, that doesn't f***ing matter, because it's not across the country. It is touching my f***ing border. But we're not touching the border. Tennessee's one state away. No, it's not. We're not touching Tennessee, Cam. We're not. It's one state away. That would be the next state. Sure! Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee. Yes. So we have to go through one, meaning it's two. You do. We can't get to Tennessee without going through Arkansas in the sky. I'm just saying there's different routes, and I think, I don't understand what the big problem is. Cross country is Florida to LA. Yes. Oregon to New York. Says who? The f***ing country. If you're crossing it, like, you have to cross it, right? If I say I'm going to go on a jog through my entire neighborhood, and I go to the next house over, I didn't jog the neighborhood. You went across the neighborhood. I went. The next f***ing state or house over. But if you crossed. Geography is who says. I feel like if you cross borders, you went across the country. I'm just saying, you're getting caught up on semantics, and I'm not Semantic Sammy. You are literally Semantic Sammy, Samantha Samuels, and f***ing him herself. You're the king of semantics. You are semantics. Peyton Semantics, Stephen Harden. That's you. You are semantics. What? In the comments, define a cross. Oh, my God. Anyway, on that same plane, during this, because I did not know that that happened to you, because you were significantly further up the plane than me. Yeah, so much higher than me. You were like three. You were like 3A. I forgot you were on the same flight as me. I was 33D. So, I, on the same plane, during the turbulence, right? Right. So, D is an aisle seat, because it's ABC, and then there's D. Right, so you're in the aisle seat. So, I'm sitting here in the aisle. The turbulence is going crazy and lives right next to me, so I reach over, and I grab her leg. Oh, sweet man. I reach over, and I'm just like, "Hey, babe, you're good. We're all good. It's turbulence. Don't be afraid at all," and she's sitting there. She's like, "No." She's like, "Shut up. I'm not afraid. I'm just f***ing safe." I was like, "Oh, my God. Okay. Well, don't throw up on me. Actually, don't even look at me. You'll be okay." During this turbulence, it's flying all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm watching my phone, and I literally have an entire human being's hand grip my thigh. The person next to me goes, literally, and I'm not exaggerating, "No way." The woman next to me goes, and grabs my leg, and I went, "Oh," and I look, because I'm like, "My wife's here. Who the f*** are you?" I look at her, and she's sitting next to her husband, so I'm not, and I swear, I've been waiting. That was the first thing. I had that written down, so I didn't forget it. Oh, my God. Before I even got off the plane. Oh, my God. Y'all swung on a plane. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You looked over. She had an upside-down pineapple on her chest. Oh, my God. Then I looked down, and I've never wore it a day in my life, but I have a fake pineapple tattoo. I'm just like, "Oh, oh." My guy knew you looked at the husband. He's like this. He's like, "Oh, go for it. Go for it. Go grab her." "Go for it. Just let me get my camcorder." No, I'm just kidding. You crossed off a couple of boxes, Darlene. That's my new favorite movie, Cucks on a Plane. I love it. These cucks off my plane. I used to love watching that movie. Anyway, okay, back to it. I'm talking big grip, and I immediately, because like any normal human would, I can't even hide it. I went and looked at her. Right. She's like, "I can't hear you." I slide the ear, and I go, "Uh." She goes, "I'm so sorry. So sorry." A lot of turbulence. Just so much turbulence. I'm so sorry. It was just like a natural thing. Benefit of the doubt, I'm like, "Whatever." She was scared. She's in the middle seat. She doesn't have something she can hold onto. She just grabbed. Sure. Exactly. Pretty much, right? I was just kind of being nice. I'm like, "Oh, no. You're fine. You're fine." Her husband did not like it at all. Oh, my God. They start arguing about her. Grabbing my leg right next to me, literally, me, wife, husband, he goes, "What happened?" He was like a cool guy because we were talking while we were sitting before he took off. He goes, "What happened?" At this point, I see his face. I pause my movie. I have the beats on, but I can fully hear. I'm just listening. She's like, "No. I just accidentally grabbed his leg." She's like, "Why the hell?" He goes, "Why the hell are you touching him?" Oh, yes. I'm literally just sitting there like this, "Oh, what are you going to say? What are you going to say? What are you going to say to him?" I'm just sitting there giddy. What are you about to say? She goes, "No. I told him. I said I was sorry. I just didn't mean to, but I grabbed him." He was like, "What'd you grab?" Oh, my God. What'd you grab is crazy. No. What'd you grab is wicked. What'd you grab is crazy is a valid answer to your question. I said, "Sir, she did not grab my Jack Lynx, and I don't have beef jerky," if you know what I'm saying. I got that beef and cheddar. Babe, there is a snake on this point. Yeah. That mother in 33D. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. I'm not kidding. He goes, "What'd you grab?" She was like, "What are you talking about? I accidentally grabbed his leg. I already apologized. It's over." Yeah. Why are you touching other men? Literally, into this five-minute. Holy. The point where I was so uncomfortable. Yeah. I just said, "I can't do this, actually." Yeah. I started watching my movie again. I was just about to say. I was like, "I've overstayed my welcome." Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I've read The Room. Yeah. I've read The Room. Yeah. This is now serious. Goodbye. I just went right back to my movie. Holy. Dog. It was nuts. For real. No. Dude, I'm glad you saved it to tell me on the podcast, but if you would've told me as soon as we got off the plane, I'd have been like, "Which couple was it?" Oh, I know. They weren't even at bag. They weren't at the. That was the awful sentence. They weren't even at the baggage claim. Oh, God. They were like. Bro, I was itching. I was like, "God. I just got to point to them and be like, 'Wait till we record.'" I'm going to tell you something about them, but I couldn't see them. Dude. I would've walked right up to them and be like. I would've walked up to the girl and be like, "You like my man?" And the picture in your head. Yeah. Guaranteed. They looked like the just most. Generic? Just regular, generic couple. Nothing different about them. Yeah. Bro. It was nuts. That's a crazy start to the trip. Wicked. Wicked. Crazy start to the trip, man. Well, we got to Nashville, right? We went to Nashville for Kane Brown's Halloween party. It was great. Yes. Slash birthday party. Yes. Fantastic. Yes. But great party, but we go into the Airbnb, right? And I mean wildest intro to an Airbnb I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. So, like I said, I'm with maybe a significant other on this trip. There we go. Voldemort. It's me and. You and Voldemort. Me and Voldemort. Significant other Voldemort, right? Yeah. Significant other Voldemort. I'm a gentleman. Mama. Very much a man that's gentle. Mama raised me right. Father raised me right. Right? Father raised you a little too right. So, you know, we're coming from the airport to the Airbnb. I got my suitcase. I got her suitcase. I'm like, "Hey, you don't have to carry a bag around me. You don't touch door handles. You don't carry nothing around me. Let me. Hoo-hoo." And that's where you already messed up, Mr. Hoo-hoo. Yeah. When you started packing, I said, "Liv, we're sharing a. suitcase. Take your half. If it doesn't fit you, don't bring it." I said, "Uber leaves in 20." That's crazy. I just want to go. I said, "Which one do you want to take?" I said, "Oh, no. We're taking one." I said, "There's no need." Well, I get four free checkbacks. Oh, whoa. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I said, "Hey, bring more." You go, "Hey, dude. Bring an empty one if you want. It's free." Literally. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I said, hey, bring more. Hey, dude, bring it in if you want. It's free. Literally, don't pack anything. Just bring it. Get it for free. Why not? You never know. I literally might buy 50 pounds from the mall. We'll be good to go. And guess what? On the way back, free. Yeah, I love that. So, she brought a suitcase. I brought a suitcase, right? I take it out of the Uber Black. I'm f***ing with y'all. I'm joking. No, I'm joking. You go, after I tip him $100 f***ing cash? This is an ongoing joke between us and the friend group, and I don't like it. All right? I don't like it. It's not true. Well, change it. I'm just kidding. I go, just get in the f***ing Corolla. For once. One time. So, well, we had too many people. That's why. We had too many people. So, yeah. I pull the suitcases out of the truck, right? Yes. Her suitcase is heavy, right? She has makeup and. Yeah, y'all both packed like 50, like, f***ing heavy. Yeah, because we're dripped out. Yeah. So, you know what I mean? We don't wear that. He pulls out his Louis bag. Look at the shorts, man. I know. He goes, we don't wear f***ing that. He goes, I don't know if you ever weighed a diamond. They're kind of dense. This is stupid. You can get to 50 quick. - It's a bad joke, it's a bad joke. That's not true. Anyway, I pulled the suitcases out, are two heavy suitcases right we walk into the airbnb there's no first floor of this airbnb there's only like one room in the garage it's like a townhouse that is built straight up straight up so when you walk in you're met by stairs and i said okay i gotta carry these bags these two suitcases up the stairs fair amount of stairs probably like 10 stairs 10 steps probably like 10 12 yeah so it was easy boom i'm lugging it i'm hitting the wall 50 each hand yeah i'm hitting the wall 50 pounds on each hand i'm like we're not getting the security deposit back on this house i get up boom i'm on the second floor panting i'm like oh wow that was heavy i'm looking in the second floor there's no rooms just beautiful living room kitchen and like a little game area game area was all just open content so i say okay i gotta see where the rooms are at i turn this corner i turn this corner to where there's an arrow pointed there's literally a sign on the wall with arrows pointing this way i said that has to be the direction i'm going in i turn this corner and i literally instead of this person's name i'm gonna say voldemort i literally turn the corner i go oh you voldemort it was so so loud my i'm over there trying to turn the corner and i'm like oh my god i'm going in turn on the tv and i hear that and i go what the hell and i go and turn that corner and i see what he saw and i started no no crying it literally looked like like it was a prank like it was i kid you not like 50 steps no it pointed straight up absolutely ridiculous how many steps there has to be an elevator in this house for this to make sense sanity it was like and i don't even know if we got a picture of it i might go to the airbnb booking no i think i i could be wrong i think voldemort took a picture okay of just you standing in front of the staircase to heaven yeah no i think she might like i literally could have saw jesus christ if i went to the top of those stairs it was honestly a little disrespectful like because the first one to get from level one to two was like like you said maybe like 12 wasn't crazy you turn that corner it is easily like 20 steps to the third and there's another like 20 it was nuts bro it was so funny he really saw that knowing he has to carry two 50 pound fully loaded suitcases dude it was bullshit you voldemort screamed it he let go he said oh no dude no there's no i said i'm literally leaving you i said no you're the reason this didn't work out you in these stairs i like you should know podcast bro oh my god that trip okay we're gonna sprinkle it throughout the episode yeah i have to tell you something that happened to me once we got back at a grocery store okay so you want okay now i'm gonna start this off and you need to let me finish but i'm gonna start this off by saying a this is an educational moment for all of us b i meant no harm whatsoever and c here we go so no no it's fine it's fine it is it's educational and i'm i'm dead serious i go to kroger we get back from the nashville trip my wife she goes to the doctor boom strep throat she's down and out i'm like so i go to the gym she hits me with a grocery list babe can you please pick this up i said oh of course i love you sick girl i stop at kroger it's weird man it's weird i go oh of course i love you sick girl i'm just kidding what the hell sorry to the audio listeners oh oh do you think like some people listen to this with like their parents in the car and they just heard me go probably that was like a yeah anyway continue with your story okay so i'm going through and one of the things my wife requested was a loaf of sourdough okay very normal okay so i'm going through and one of the things my wife requested was a loaf of sourdough okay very normal so i get into this bakery section there's all sorts of breads and donuts and for whatever reason i'm having like the hardest time finding sourdough and i'm like i cannot i know they have it sourdough i can't find it corner of my eye i see a worker oh yeah he's he's working at kroger he's literally unloading why are you you're doing something with your jaw there's a lot of lower jaw movement from you i see this worker and he's literally unloading bread if it was a regular person i probably wouldn't have done it if it was a regular person i probably wouldn't have done it if it was a regular person i probably wouldn't ask him but i'm like you're in the bread section unloading bread so i go and i have my airpods in by the way so i go hey uh excuse me bro literally just didn't hear me nothing now now you're gonna make me i can't i can't laugh while i'm saying this hold on because you're gonna you're gonna make me really you're gonna make me not appreciate the fact that i'm sharing this oh okay i go say it man you gotta get you gotta rip the band-aid off oh yeah here we go i go hey uh excuse me sir do you have any sourdough no response he doesn't look at me i go hey hey man sir sir he's not looking at me once he's not paying attention to me so at this point i'm like what the like why is it like am i doing something wrong so i take a step to the guy he looks me in my eye like he only just kind of moves his head like this and i go hey man do you have any like do you have sourdough no response he doesn't look at me like why is it like am i doing something wrong i go hey man do you have any sourdough and he goes i was like i go really opens his chest up points to his badge it says his name and then death now now hear me out because i'm not i'm not laughing at the situation real quick audio listen so now i have never in my entire life felt more like you in a moment when i'm talking about instant sweats instant anxiety panic attack and i was so flabbergasted not because he's dead my grandma's essentially deaf because i felt so bad in the moment and i did not know what was step two right yeah what do you follow up with now this is the educational part no no no no and i don't know what was in my mind i really don't for about three seconds i started trying to like hand things to him you tried to sign like with sourdough no i wasn't doing letters but i'm saying no seriously i didn't i didn't mean like i'm saying like i don't know the letters and the educational part is don't try to like play charades with a deaf person if you don't know asl because that's disrespectful to them and that's unfortunately what i caught myself doing no because i literally was like oh like i did a loaf of bread and did a cut motion through it hold on this man looked at me and said and i went oh oh at first i went oh so sorry continue to speak out loud and that's terrible in itself no it's like you read lips okay good well then i went oh i'm so sorry and then i literally went like this i went and then as i caught myself making a loaf of bread and cutting it in the middle of the air unfortunately i was so panicked and like upset with myself i literally went like this to the guy i went and legit took off and walked away from didn't say a word you know you know what you could do hold on you know what you could do and i'm dead you know what you could do that's what you could do i am so serious oh oh what the look at me spelled sourdough what the hell are you serious you spelled sourdough with a w how you smell sour candy you moron stupid imagine now in that scenario you go like that and he's like oh no no no no no no no no no i'm not but i'm saying no but you should okay yeah no no no but yeah crazy moment that's serious horrible no it was terrible and i suck but i'm saying i think that's why it's important to learn asl i think it's important bro and now asl would be good to learn not the most important second language for me to learn personally but it would be it'd be cool to learn asl but i think it's cool see oh come on i i could i could man no no no i could say i could say something we don't have to though right i don't but i can but we don't we should no no because we're doing good it'd be really oh no it's okay no it's okay sorry dude yeah but okay learning nope well you're gonna have to mute it but this is the thing you should have just typed it out now i did have a mispronunciation yeah you said you got any sourdough i've never even i don't even know what sourdough is i to be honest i've never eaten that type of bread i'm not a bread type of guy definitely had sourdough never had it have you ever have you ordered like uh avocado toast no restaurant no i've never had avocado toast i don't like avocados that's true he says it tastes like tastes like clean penis i'm so proud of you for saying that well from the ladies i've dealt with first question i asked him i said did you just tell me guacamole tastes like clean penis yes he goes yes and i go okay we're gonna re reverse engineer this one well listen how does it taste like clean because let me tell you let me tell you it's because women i've dealt with they whenever we've we've gotten places for breakfast and they've gotten avocado toast i go they say do you want some avocado said no i don't like it i was like i don't like the taste and they said oh it tastes like clean penis and i go okay i'll take your word for it now i wouldn't mind like doing a science experiment on it like if sure if you like if you paid me like if it was like a survey you know how they they they pay you no you there's like there's like surveys with the nda no no no nda no no no nda no nda no nda i'm just saying like you know how you can do like surveys like testing like sleep test and like netflix tests like movie tests like that i'll take a guacamole you know as long as i'm given the accurate resources and paid for my time i'm good i'm back science so let's how does that work there's a bowl of guac and a bullet and i'm like no no no the amount of sweat that man has the guacamole the title of the episode the guacamole test oh wow it's disgusting the you should know podcast okay but look i want to get into something now right i want you to hilarious story cam you will never outflirt me i know i know i don't know why i try because i mean it when i say it yeah you also can say certain things i can't the n-word what yeah i mean no not no no not that but i'm saying you have you just have a repertoire that i'm not allowed to say like what are you not allowed to say that i can say i can't say it give me a subject like i'm not allowed to wait give it whisper to me no here whisper to me oh oh you guys whisper to me like right here whisper in my ear no just wait like whisper it really really pronounce it right here wait that sings i can't is because your wife what like because you're in a relationship oh no then what race oh i said the n-word no no i know but i got you but you said it wasn't that no i mean there's a there's a it's there yeah no you're you just beat me flirting wise yeah you actually let's just talk about super quickly you actually get to an uncomfortable level of flirting sometimes do you think so oh yeah there's like oh you look good oh you look great you smell good and then out of left field you're like i would binge you over and make it nasty with you yes that's it i only flirt with you like that yeah i mean i like it sometimes it makes my cheeks red and i tingle but outside it like something you should get to communicate with me like because whenever we were younger that was your bag like you said it was no you said you wanted it you know i do communicate with you though i i tell you often i go yeah it was me and you don't give a no mean is different oh i can only communicate with the flirtation i can i want to yeah i want to make daddy feel good on the flirt and don't do that because we can talk about what happened literally an hour ago as soon as we walked in here what happened first thing whenever we walked i'm in the studio before cam cam comes into the office right i'm i'm just sitting there doing stuff at my desk he comes up to me thrusts at me it's 10 in the morning he's thrusting at me he goes oh man i could just i could just really kiss you right now now that did happen and i go i do not know you're going that route that absolutely happened yeah and i literally i looked at him i was like i didn't say anything because i don't like to speak that early and he goes he goes no man i could really do it and i'm taking steps away and then he does that thing where he gets real in your face and he kissed me right on the right on like the the l5 right there we're really breaking down the fourth wall aren't we yeah that all that happened and i can't say about it that's a hundred percent factual yeah i don't know what it was something his aura today it was like glow there was like a little gleam around you i thought it smelled good hair was good black on black really i mean very white socks like very white socks those are those socks are whiter than the shoe yeah 100 your favorite now what were you gonna no that's pierce's favorite what are you gonna say i was gonna say speaking of grocery stores i went to the grocery store no no no there's there's actually no need that's your first first of me speaking of grocery stores i went to the grocery store yesterday okay right yes now i only went to the grocery store for a couple things like a few items right and i had a conundrum i only went to the grocery store for a couple things like a few items right mm and i had a conundrum i went to the grocery store for a couple things like a few items right mm and i had a conundrum right which was i had 12 items in my cart right which was i had 12 items in my cart right which was i had 12 items in my cart okay all of the aisles the checkout aisles okay all of the aisles the checkout aisles okay all of the aisles the checkout aisles were packed except for the 10 items or were packed except for the 10 items or were packed except for the 10 items or less oh and i really had a heart-to-heart less oh and i really had a heart-to-heart less oh and i really had a heart-to-heart a me and jesus moment of like a me and jesus moment of like a me and jesus moment of like is this okay so in that moment is this okay so in that moment Do you ever respect the 10 items or less in grocery stores? Say you have 15 items. Say you have 12 items. Are you still going to the 10 items or less? Or are you honoring the system? Peyton, if I have 12 items, I'm picking up a pack of gum on my way to the 10 or less. And I'm calling it 13. You got me f***ed up. Really? Absolutely. Is this wrong? Because at what point does it stop? Right? At what point is the cutoff of 10 items or less? Because, okay, it's all eye test. If you have 12 mason jars of, like, 12 packs of mason jars of, like, pottery and stuff like that, yeah, yeah, you're not going. Your cart's full. If you have a pack of tuna here, a bottle of ketchup there, maybe a little slab of bacon, you can make it. So it's what's in the cart, not how much is in the cart. 100%. So say you had 40 little items. Are you still going to 10 items or less? No, that's impossible. 30 little items. That's impossible. 20 little items. 20, you're on that line. So you have 20 little items. You're going to the 10 items or less. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I have a little cooth. A little cooth. I had 10 items, and I still counted twice, and then I found the 11th. I didn't go. I had 11 or 12 items in my cart yesterday, and I did not go. I waited for 35 minutes in the regular checkout. I go, that's where you decide to be a good Samaritan? The 10 item or less line? I think that's sacred territory. No, that's not sacred territory. I think so. You will literally cut off. If you end up in traffic, you'll roll through a stop sign. You'll do whatever you please. God forbid you have 11 items in a 10 item or less line. Because at what point? That's your line? Because if you think about it, at what point are you being a terrorist to society? At what point are you just being selfish? You know what I mean? Because there has to be a certain cutoff. 12 is fine. That is no. The people that invented the 10 or less wouldn't give a shit about 12. Then they would say about 10 or less. They would have that little squiggly learning math class. About 10 or 12. No, they would say. Because first off, where are you where it's. Where are you that still there's 10 or less lines? H-E-B. But they don't have. They do have. The world doesn't know about H-E-B. It's just Texas. Now, okay. That kind of sways my answer a little bit. Okay, talk to me. H-E-B is glorious. Don't make it so specific to where people wouldn't know. Well, this store is fantastic. So that's why it changes my answer. But not really, though, in the grand scheme of things. I'm still. Bro, you're tripping. What? You could pull a fastball. You could. Oh, like as you're getting in line. I don't really know if I want these two. I only have 10 in my car. I don't really know. Oh, done. I think I'm in the back. No, that's wrong. Because the honor store, the grocery store is a place of honor. No, it is not. The grocery store is one of the least honorable places there is. No, it's very honorable. Everyone on their shift. You got 30 minutes for lunch. You got people taking two hours. Okay. Well, I'm not talking about the workers. I'm talking about the civilians in the establishment. We have to keep each other. It's like a dystopian society. We have to take care of each other against a higher regime. What do you do to take care of people in a grocery store besides follow the 10 or less rule? Because I go the extra mile. I believe there should be a limit on self-checkout. There should be a limited amount of items you're allowed to self-checkout. It is my biggest pet peeve in a grocery store when I'm going to the self-checkout and somebody's whole week meal prep. They're doing it. Their whole cart is filled up and they're self-checkouting it. Why? Because I bag better than them. I am a descendant of Kroger. I live by the rule of strive for five. You got to strive for five items in one bag. These take your chips, put it in the bag. Oh, that's done. Oh, you're getting a singular Gatorade? One bag, that's done. Wait, you do it for the bagging? Yeah, I like bagging my own. It says whoever. Who has ever done that? That's an ego thing. It's a pride. That's not an ego thing. Complete resourcefulness. So you don't think there should be a. I go through a regular line. Okay, answer me this. If you go through a regular line, you either have to put all your stuff up in categories or if you put all your stuff up randomly, you're going to have one bag that's going to have your chicken, a Don Bish soap, and maybe a pack of poker cards. Those don't belong in the same bag. But that's not the bagger's fault. That's the placer on the belt's fault. If you got to place it on the belt how you want it bagged, you put the colds with the cold, you put the chips with the chips, you put the hardware with the hardware, and then it's going to be bagged accordingly. So it's your fault. So I'm doing the same thing and while I'm controlling how many things go in a bag. So instead of putting all my colds and then one little bag of shrimp ends up in a bag by itself, I'm going to put the shrimp with the cheese and the guac and the chicken and anything else cold all in one bag. So are you not a part of the ilk that believes. I don't believe in ilks. Are you not a part of the people that believe there should be a limit on how much you can sell? Self-checkout. No, absolutely not. I think that's the whole point of self-checkout. I think that's the whole point of those lanes. If there's specific lanes that say 10 or less items, 15 or less, maybe not. But you don't even respect the 10 items or less. You just say you're in the ballpark. If you're in the ballpark. If it says 10 or less, you show up with a week full of groceries for a family of six. Yeah, go to hell. If you show up with 12, that's fine. I don't know. I just disagree with you. That's strange. No, you're strange for making the grocery store your dystopian society. That's the one place I have honest world. that you're just like, I'm not breaking a single rule. Nothing. Oh, Malachi slaps. Once he stops doing that. It's going to be a sad day for you. It's going to be a little hard for me to love him as much as I do. No, that's a little. No, but I'll tell you, that's like my go-to. That's what I just think about all the time. I do it in my personal life. I go, that's my thing. I love doing it. Oh, he is, yeah. He's getting very close to just standing up. Yeah, he's getting a good core. He's getting a good core. He still doesn't have a tooth. Yeah. No hillbilly teeth yet. You know what I think? Let me not. I don't want to say that. I don't want to put that out there. Could have a toothless kid. That's a thing. No, it's not. Early signs of dentures. That's not a thing. Name a single person you've met that never grew teeth. I wouldn't know, but there's good dentures. There's good dentures out there. Imagine putting dentures in a. That scared the crap out of me. Who is that? Who is that? I think it's fans. What? Do we have fans here? I think we have fans in the, in the studio. Oh, we're keeping all this. What is that? Someone said we were just watching those videos. Oh my God. We have, we have take a mic over there. Some take the hand. Oh, okay. Okay. Right now the studio is getting broken into. We're good. Record, record, record. Oh my God. Someone's asking to be on the podcast live. Oh my God. Somebody just popped into our studio. Bring that to us right now. Robbie, give me the video. Give me the video. Did you record him? No, no, no, no, no. Pierce, don't grab them. What is Pierce doing? Pierce, go over. No, go over there. Grab, grab that mic and talk about what just happened. Oh my God. Family. This is a literal, turn them up. This is a unbelievable, unbelievable. Somebody just broke into the office. Oh my God. They're still here. Oh my God. They're still here. Oh my God. They're seeing, they're looking through the reflection. Oh my God. They're looking at me talking. No, no, I'm making eye contact with someone. I'm making eye contact with someone. No, no. I'm literally looking into someone's eyes. So, okay. This is really, do I bring him in here? No, this can't. Do we, do we bring, wait, okay. What happened? Do we bring, so what happened? I just, I heard. I heard like. You do not bring them in. That incentivizes people to. Come in. I heard like voices, which happens occasionally, but like we're at the end of a hall, so nobody ever comes down here. Yeah. Oh my God. And then I looked in the mirror and I seen somebody standing at the door and I was like, what the. No. Okay. Do we, do we bring them in? Oh my God. Robby, you do not bring them in. You have to. No, we can't bring them in. Do you not? Okay. I know who I'm talking about. Okay. I'm literally looking at one of them, right? I'm looking. Okay. Okay. I know. the way horrible I didn't know what to do so Robbie go over there record it sideways and tell them to leave yeah hey you're the head of ops go there word it on your phone so they can see the audience could see I am sideways I'll let it go you we have to this oh my god so he's walking over I think I think Robbie likes one of them's one of them's right up Robbie's alley I think Robbie likes one of them's one of them's right up Robbie's alley oh my god Robbie likes one of them's right up Robbie's alley oh my god which is our studios got broken Robbie's alley oh my god which is our studios got broken into oh no Pierce wants to go see which is our studios got broken into oh no Pierce wants to go see one are you being for real no no into oh no Pierce wants to go see one are you being for real no no no what is happening yes are you one are you being for real no no what is happening yes are you okay oh my god so good what is happening yes are you okay oh my god so good oh my god this is the end days what is oh my god so good oh my god this is the end days what is happening right no no jokes aside Pierce happening right no no jokes aside Pierce happening right no no jokes aside Pierce okay or all jokes aside okay let's take a okay or all jokes aside okay let's take a okay or all jokes aside okay let's take a break let's see I don't think we can I break let's see I don't think we can I break let's see I don't think we can I don't I don't think we risk it there's don't I don't I don't think we risk it there's don't I don't I don't think we risk it there's something that could happen he's fanning something that could happen he's fanning something that could happen he's fanning go check on get you take him this go CJ go check on get you take him this go CJ go check on get you take him this go CJ go check on this go take a look go take go take a look go take a look go take go take a look go take a look go take a look go take a break no just go no no a look go take a look go take a look go take a look no no no a look go take a look go take a look go take a look just in case I don't know just in case I don't know just in case I don't know what okay so weak are you okay all right guys we'll what okay so weak are you okay all right guys we'll be we'll be back this is be we'll be back this is be we'll be back this is unreal okay we're back from um where the unreal okay we're back from um where the unreal okay we're back from um where the robbery I don't know like that was nuts robbery I don't know like that was nuts robbery I don't know like that was nuts I think they're probably still yeah if I think they're probably still yeah if I think they're probably still yeah if you see me like someone you hold don't you see me like someone you hold don't you see me like someone you hold don't they can't we blocked it yeah it's true they can't we blocked it yeah it's true they can't we blocked it yeah it's true so paranoia so yeah basically we still so paranoia so yeah basically we still so paranoia so yeah basically we still don't know what happened that was that don't know what happened that was that don't know what happened that was that was honestly like kind of kind of crazy was honestly like kind of kind of crazy was honestly like kind of kind of crazy like it was hilarious nuts I don't know like it was hilarious nuts I don't know like it was hilarious nuts I don't know how y'all found this place yeah and I how y'all found this place yeah and I how y'all found this place yeah and I and I'm telling you so through this wall and I'm telling you so through this wall and I'm telling you so through this wall we can hear what's going on the other we can hear what's going on the other we can hear what's going on the other side yeah I just kind of heard faint side yeah I just kind of heard faint side yeah I just kind of heard faint like yeah it's like people are talking like yeah it's like people are talking like yeah it's like people are talking like oh it's a busy office building and like oh it's a busy office building and like oh it's a busy office building and it was like oh it's right here I was like oh it's right here I was like oh it's right here I was like oh my god and it was just like they like oh my god and it was just like they like oh my god and it was just like they were legit right there I was like holy were legit right there I was like holy were legit right there I was like holy yeah and it felt like because I I am a yeah and it felt like because I I am a yeah and it felt like because I I am a little paranoid and I so there's little paranoid and I so there's little paranoid and I so there's often times when I'm in my bed alone I often times when I'm in my bed alone I often times when I'm in my bed alone I hear voices in the walls and so I was hear voices in the walls and so I was hear voices in the walls and so I was like oh no it followed me to work and so like oh no it followed me to work and so like oh no it followed me to work and so it literally felt like it was a mouth it literally felt like it was a mouth it literally felt like it was a mouth coming out from this wall right here and coming out from this wall right here and coming out from this wall right here and so hey how's it going and so Robbie was so hey how's it going and so Robbie was so hey how's it going and so Robbie was taking this occasional mid-office stroll taking this occasional mid-office stroll taking this occasional mid-office stroll like mid-episode stroll I saw him get up like mid-episode stroll I saw him get up like mid-episode stroll I saw him get up and just walk over there and they're and just walk over there and they're and just walk over there and they're like big guy some lady just screamed like big guy some lady just screamed like big guy some lady just screamed because she got caught yeah and that because she got caught yeah and that because she got caught yeah and that scared me I was and it sounded like it scared me I was and it sounded like it scared me I was and it sounded like it was in here oh yeah and then we and then was in here oh yeah and then we and then was in here oh yeah and then we and then to top all that off a little cherry on to top all that off a little cherry on to top all that off a little cherry on top we almost lost Pierce Pierce Lily top we almost lost Pierce Pierce Lily top we almost lost Pierce Pierce Lily got up he was like he was like what do got up he was like he was like what do got up he was like he was like what do you want me to do boss he said oh you want me to do boss he said oh you want me to do boss he said oh his poor heart he's trying to get up his poor heart he's trying to get up his poor heart he's trying to get up and save the day he said what can I do and save the day he said what can I do and save the day he said what can I do oh whoa whoa he literally starts looking whoa whoa he literally starts looking whoa whoa he literally starts looking up he went what are y'all seeing up he went what are y'all seeing up he went what are y'all seeing whoa he goes no I'm not this isn't good whoa he goes no I'm not this isn't good whoa he goes no I'm not this isn't good oh he literally took off and starts just oh he literally took off and starts just oh he literally took off and starts just walking off and I go Pierce you all walking off and I go Pierce you all walking off and I go Pierce you all right he goes no yeah no that's why right he goes no yeah no that's why right he goes no yeah no that's why that's where y'all last saw we had to that's where y'all last saw we had to that's where y'all last saw we had to cut him off we I gave him my Saratoga cut him off we I gave him my Saratoga cut him off we I gave him my Saratoga we cut the cams go over there we're we cut the cams go over there we're we cut the cams go over there we're giving Pierce water he's shirtless with giving Pierce water he's shirtless with sunglasses on yeah and he's really like sunglasses on yeah and he's really like sunglasses on yeah and he's really like this he's really going oh this I stood this he's really going oh this I stood this he's really going oh this I stood up too fast and there's some paparazzi up too fast and there's some paparazzi up too fast and there's some paparazzi a lot and then flashes I said what the a lot and then flashes I said what the a lot and then flashes I said what the hell just happened if you're in the hell just happened if you're in the hell just happened if you're in the patreon you know the work relationship patreon you know the work relationship patreon you know the work relationship that Pierce and CJ and CJ was literally that Pierce and CJ and CJ was literally that Pierce and CJ and CJ was literally like like kissing him rubbing the small like kissing him rubbing the small like kissing him rubbing the small of his bag he's like he said baby it's okay of his bag he's like he said baby it's okay of his bag he's like he said baby it's okay you're good and then it appears like you're good and then it appears like you're good and then it appears like it was too much last night it's too much it was too much last night it's too much it was too much last night it's too much he said I don't know I just don't know he said I don't know I just don't know he said I don't know I just don't know but yeah please um don't come to the but yeah please um don't come to the but yeah please um don't come to the office ever do that again and I know I office ever do that again and I know I office ever do that again and I know I Robbie showed his true colors and like Robbie showed his true colors and like Robbie showed his true colors and like no no spying on him no there's a spy no no spying on him no there's a spy no no spying on him no there's a spy he was trying to be very he was trying to he was trying to be very he was trying to he was trying to be very he was trying to be the very correct and polite way be the very correct and polite way be the very correct and polite way which we loved that yeah but for which we loved that yeah but for which we loved that yeah but for after that good old Cubs game but okay after that good old Cubs game but okay after that good old Cubs game but okay but we are gonna move we are in the midst but we are gonna move we are in the midst but we are gonna move we are in the midst of moving offices we're touring our of moving offices we're touring our of moving offices we're touring our final tours this week we will have final tours this week we will have final tours this week we will have security outside so you won't be able to security outside so you won't be able to security outside so you won't be able to do that the next place or you will you do that the next place or you will you do that the next place or you will you will get you'll get sent to federal prison will get you'll get sent to federal prison will get you'll get sent to federal prison no no no but you will get trespassed you no no no but you will get trespassed you no no no but you will get trespassed you get trespassed and sent to jail so don't get trespassed and sent to jail so don't get trespassed and sent to jail so don't we don't want that boom don't want you we don't want that boom don't want you we don't want that boom don't want you to go to juvenile juvenile prison system to go to juvenile juvenile prison system to go to juvenile juvenile prison system is a scary pipeline the uh these stories is a scary pipeline the uh these stories is a scary pipeline the uh these stories about the criminal justice based system about the criminal justice based system about the criminal justice based system that I tried to do the law and order that I tried to do the law and order that I tried to do the law and order it's not your thing no dude all right it's not your thing no dude all right it's not your thing no dude all right back to reality oh there goes gravity oh back to reality oh there goes gravity oh back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes rabbit he choked he's so mad there goes rabbit he choked he's so mad there goes rabbit he choked he's so mad but he won't give up but he won't give up but he won't give up I mean no rhythm on the kid that sounds I mean no rhythm on the kid that sounds I mean no rhythm on the kid that sounds like like a like my jazz 40s jazz okay like a like my jazz 40s jazz okay like a like my jazz 40s jazz okay look going back to Tennessee right look going back to Tennessee right look going back to Tennessee right going back going back to Tennessee he going back going back to Tennessee he going back going back to Tennessee he saw what I was trying to do going back saw what I was trying to do going back saw what I was trying to do going back to Tennessee to Tennessee to Tennessee I got caught up in another on-camera I got caught up in another on-camera I got caught up in another on-camera moment oh my God yeah you did and it's moment oh my God yeah you did and it's moment oh my God yeah you did and it's not I stop filming me in public now let not I stop filming me in public now let not I stop filming me in public now let me say that all right stop filming me in me say that all right stop filming me in me say that all right stop filming me in public I got recorded for a street public I got recorded for a street public I got recorded for a street interview and you can see me interview and you can see me interview and you can see me I'm losing confidence man yeah you can I'm losing confidence man yeah you can I'm losing confidence man yeah you can see me having a panic attack during the see me having a panic attack during the see me having a panic attack during the street interview now let me give a street interview now let me give a street interview now let me give a little back story right oh please I'm in little back story right oh please I'm in little back story right oh please I'm in Nashville Tennessee I'm with my people Nashville Tennessee I'm with my people Nashville Tennessee I'm with my people we're on Broadway if you don't know what we're on Broadway if you don't know what we're on Broadway if you don't know what Broadway is a street full of degeneracy Broadway is a street full of degeneracy Broadway is a street full of degeneracy and alcohol and bars right and so I was and alcohol and bars right and so I was and alcohol and bars right and so I was this was late at night how late like this was late at night how late like this was late at night how late like midnight around there midnight one right midnight around there midnight one right midnight around there midnight one right so I am about 14 crowning Cokes and so I am about 14 crowning Cokes and so I am about 14 crowning Cokes and double tequila sodas in I'm you're glad double tequila sodas in I'm you're glad double tequila sodas in I'm you're glad I wasn't cross-eyed in that video can I I wasn't cross-eyed in that video can I I wasn't cross-eyed in that video can I be honest I was drunk all right I was be honest I was drunk all right I was be honest I was drunk all right I was drunk in this video oh we know I clicked drunk in this video oh we know I clicked drunk in this video oh we know I clicked that I said oh he's gone I said I know that I said oh he's gone I said I know that I said oh he's gone I said I know my boy he's tossed I said his eyes are my boy he's tossed I said his eyes are my boy he's tossed I said his eyes are a little glazed thing it's his lips real a little glazed thing it's his lips real a little glazed thing it's his lips real wet he's gone he's gone So I'm walking down Broadway. I see a camera and some lights. I'm like, oh, they're filming something. Hopefully they don't see me. They did. Should you come here? - He go, me? - No, I'm drunk. And you know I'm easy. - Yeah, you are, you easy bitch. - So I said, yes, sir. - I go over to the street interview. Even CJ's like, pee, don't. And I was like, I'm doing it. I'm going to the street interview, right? They already had a light going, but they pulled out a secondary big light. It was the brightest light I've ever seen. Now I'm drunk. So I'm not too stable on my feet. - Oh yeah. - The street interview started on the sidewalk, safe from cars. If you watch the video, I'm in the intersection. I kept backing up into this intersection. There's cars coming by, right? So I'm drunk, right? - Yeah. - And the first thing this kid asked me, he brings out this little mini mic, mini mic. And I can smell the fingers. His fingers. - Buffalo, buffalo wings? - They didn't smell bad. They smell like fresh polish. - Oh. - The Adam, yeah, black nails. Smell like fresh polish with a little microphone. - Getting a hit of. - Right. So he puts the mic right there in my face. You go, oh. And the first thing he asked me, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? - No sir, no sir. - No sir. - No sir. - That should be, I think that's a misdemeanor in three states. - Yeah, that should be illegal, yeah. - You cannot ask somebody that. - That didn't even say, what's your name? - Didn't give a freakiest thing you've ever done. - Yeah. And so now, Peyton is in panic mode. - Oh, we saw it. - Right? I'm in, now I am freaking out. - Oh, I know. - It's hard for me to get in panic mode when I'm drunk. So when I do, there's a lot of stuttering and there's a lot of blinking. - A lot of blinks, a lot of sways. You say, oh, that freak. So you can tell, there's a telltale sign that I'm anxious. My hands never left the pocket. Not once in that video did you see hand skin. I am in full panic mode. Now he asked me that, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? And it's a loud street, right? The street's loud on Broadway. There's thousands of people walking. As soon as he said, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? Whole street went mute. It's quietest street I've ever been on. There is now a curfew on Broadway. He goes, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? Everyone else. They just turn and go. - You can ask CJ. A mob of people started watching this street interview. Y'all don't know, but behind the camera, there's at least 25 people going like this. - Who is that? - Dude, I bet he's freaked out. Let's see what he says. - Yeah, and so I'm literally like, holy. I have a picture that CJ had this. There's a mob of people around. He asked me, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? - Hands in pockets. - Now, my answer, I didn't want to really answer. - Oh, oh no. - Oh, because if you knew that. - Oh, you would have had a couple documents come across your desk that said, FBI. - Yeah, I mean, like, it's just, 'cause, I mean, I, you can put your toes anywhere on me. So they asked me the freakiest thing I've ever done, and I don't know, because I'm not a-- - That is a wicked question to pull. - And I don't know you, and you're, and you're, I smell, I smell your fingers, and there's so many people here. So I resort to my mouth, because I can, I know when I drink, I get tart mouth. Like, it's like a, like, bass, it's weird. It's like, it's like chalky, you know what I mean? It's like my tongue could use some Chapstick. So I was, so I was smelling, I was smelling dry tongue syndrome. And I was like, well,. That's why I was licking my lips somewhere. 'Cause my tongue was so much, my tongue was dry. I was, 'cause my tongue, I could feel my tongue. You see, I got a salmon tongue. And so I talk about kissing people with my tongue, and that's freaky. - Yeah, that's a big tongue. - That's freaky. And then, the second question he asked is, "Do you smoke weed?" Now, what the lining of question is this? Who asked this series of questions? - What's the freakiest thing you do, and are you a stoner? - Like, what? I'm like, he doesn't even know my name. - Yeah, that is, oh my God. - So he asked me, do I smoke? - That is a crazy line of questions. - And so my, well, I wanted to be clear, 'cause I don't smoke cigarettes. So I said, marijuana. Like, I wanted to make sure. - You go, "Cigarettes?" - I was like, I'm not, oh God. - Yeah, no, I'm having a panic attack. - No, he's panicking right now. - No, we gotta get off this. - No, he's revisiting, it's PTSD. - Oh, oh, oh, that's a little bit of vomit, a little bit. If you don't look down, it's gonna up some drips right there. - Yeah, I think I'm back on Broadway. I smell outside of Morgan Wallen's bar. - Oh, big camera, big camera, big camera. - So he asked me, "Do you smoke?" And I said, "Marijuana." And then they were laughing at me. Then this is where the interview started to become borderline bullying, right? 'Cause I think they got a sense that I wasn't doing okay. 'Cause they're like, "No, this guy's unreal." And I was like, "I'm drunk." You go, "I am." Drowning in anxiety right now. You go, "I can't even see you." You go, "You're so lucky." You go, "One more question, I'm jumping in front of a car." They don't know, they're like, they're sitting there, "Oh, this idiot, guys." You're just like, "Yeah, I'm a pimp. "I'm losing it inside, man." And then the goes, "Oh." The goes, he's like, "Oh, this guy's PR trained, PR trained." I was like, "No, brother, I'm just." I'm like, "No, I can't breathe." And then, so to overcome, 'cause I felt like I was failing his interview, so I gave him the most vulnerable we've ever mentioned I could. I said, "Last time I smoked, I watched 'Frozen' butt naked." Because I felt like I disappointed him. - So you think you're giving him, like you're throwing him a bone. - Yeah. - Like, "Oh, I'm gonna get rid of you. "I'm gonna give you something funny." Now, in hindsight, they're just like, "Oh, this guy's crazy." Like, this guy's literally insane. He smokes weed and gets butt naked and watches Disney movies. We need to leave this guy. - So if y'all go-- - And the whole time you're just like this. - Yeah, hands on the level. - Hands in pockets, you're like, "Dude, I got butt naked, watched Elsa." "No, I'm having a great time." "What do you mean?" - "What's your BPM?" - "Do you smell your tongue?" - "What's your BPM?" - "Can you smell my tongue?" - "Do you smell the seafood?" - And then he'd be just like, "All right, back it up, back it up. "I gotta get out of here." The whole mob's like, "Oh, oh, ah, ah, oh, oh." Okay, so y'all go on TikTok and y'all see that video. Just understand that that was where I was coming from, man. - My God. - And stop filming me. - Next time you gotta say no. - I can't, I don't wanna let them down. And I was so drunk, I was so drunk. Like, outsider looking in. I mean, I've watched it like five times. Now, I've watched it so many times. Lot of tongue and mouth in it. Oh, oh, oh, me when I drink. Lot of stutters, I mean, there's a lot of them. There's a lot, but I think the funniest thing that I never fully honed in on until this conversation, that should be an illegal line of questioning. He literally said, "What's the freakiest thing you've ever done in your life? "And do you smoke weed?" Like, who are you at the census? - Now I'm thinking about it, is he trying to. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are you trying to get laid? What's happening here? Like, what, not a, how old are you? Where are you from? What's your name? We don't care about none of that shit. - Don't give a. - What's the freakiest thing you can do and are you trying to smoke? - And just imagine, guys, I kid you not, y'all already saw the picture. This happened in front of like a group of like 25 people. - Yes. - Strangers. People were going up to CJ, being like, "Do you know who that is?" And then CJ was like, "Nope." That's how embarrassing it was. - CJ. - No clue. He goes, "I think that's weird too, huh? "What about y'all? "Let's ditch him." He joins the other group, goes to another bar. - He goes, "Y'all smell his tongue?" - They're gonna start calling me Salmon Tongue now. Oh, man. - Salmon Tongue, Numb Tongue. Oh my God, oh. - So there's the backstory on that if y'all see that video. - Oh my God, oh my God. Please leave, please go put Salmon Tongue on that guy's video. He's gonna be so confused. - He's gonna be so confused. - Please put Salmon Tongue or Numb Tongue. - The You Should Know Podcast. - I have been, I meant to say this early, but we were in that natural little flow state, just jibbering and jabbering. - I love jibbering and jabbering. - And something literally happened to me. It's two o'clock, we'll call it, about five hours ago. So on recording days, I go to the gym before I come here, right? - Right. - And I've told this before. I shower, and I am not ashamed of anything. I do my full routine. I shower, I'm in front of the mirror, deodorant, my , beef tallow, my everything. - All that in the gym locker room. So for me, it is a regular day. Finish my workout. Get in there, take off all my , go crank my shower, get down to my shorts and my undies. - Yeah, ooh, nasty sight. - Beautiful sight when you got a good pump. Chest was real pumped today. Walk into the shower, right? Everything's normal. Now, mind you, there is a guy in the shower directly next to me, okay? - Now is this divided? Can you see him? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This isn't prisoner football. No, no, no, there's full blown stalls. Okay, so full blown, everyone's stall. You can't see anything. No cracks, no weird curtains, it's like full, hard. Wall stalls. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm showering, he's showering, right? Now, I'm not talking, nothing. This guy's kinda like, kinda like, best way describe as like mumbling to himself like i mean he's right next to me and i can't make out words so like that should tell you all you need like i don't know what he's saying he's like like kind of it's i don't know if he's like rapping under his breath a little weird so i'm showering and all of a sudden he drops apparently everything because it was so many drop noises so many things when i tell you one of his items slid under into my personal shower space unacceptable first off but the item that slid under to my shower to why to where i'm either now having to bend over at the hip with my ass up no one can see it or hit a little hit a little diddy bop and go down and grab it like that that's a nasty stance you ready for it yeah grape blow pop vape this is ripping a grape blow pop vape in the shower rapping to himself and it falls into my shower please tell me what you did i literally went oh oh oh this is real i was like you're kidding and the guy the guy loses it oh no he's he's he's a peak addict oh no no oh no no oh if he peaked i'm bringing down the wall and him yeah i go you don't get to see him while there's no blood in him like i take cold showers you do not get to see this no but he goes oh oh man sorry hey hey uh bros is uh he's acting like he's acting like the word vape yeah is like like literally yeah i'm supposed to say he goes oh bros my uh uh is it over there and i literally go i'm like uh yeah man yeah he goes ah kind of kind of awkward uh you mind giving it back and i'm like you're kidding i'm like i mean yeah i'm not just gonna leave it i'm like you understand it's it's soaking wet under running water he goes oh bro it's good it's good it's good and i go okay so i the only reason i did that is because that is the maneuver i hit because i did not want to bend no dog no no have some respect no your booty hole is open trying to get another man's vape there's no no you you sucked in suds trying to help another man get his vice no i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i don't know and that's crazy but there's no one can see anything it's not okay that's why i said yeah i'll get it for you i'm kidding i'm kidding but no i i bend over i grab it you picked it up with you so now i go yeah i got it i go i'm just kidding i'm kidding but yeah i grab it and the guy he's like okay now this is gonna sound weird now y'all have to understand we can't control our height but in these shower stalls we can't control our height but in these shower stalls we can't control our i i can see the top of this guy's head if i want to like let's just call it let's just keep a spade a spade let's just let's just keep it above this is i i'm literally shoulders above the stall level and he's simply not he's probably the average man's height five nine five ten this is crazy so i so no no i i can't the stall is too like big enough i could never i mean i'd have to like like literally get on my tiptoes i'm talking about i can just from where i am i can look and see like everything so i see the top of this guy's head like a little kid i swear to god no it goes like this he goes oh so oh you mind if you can you grab that i was like yeah you know it's soaking away oh it's fine it's fine it's fine just give just get back okay literally this is all you see he goes his hand goes up on the stall and he's like like like i'm like bro i i literally wanted to say out loud like calm down you need to like this is not a good look you need help this is not a good look you need help this is not a good look you need help this is not a good look you need help this is not a good look you need help he's like ghost reaching for everything he's like like a little kid and i'm literally like this and i just go there you go man i do not he didn't he goes he goes appreciate it bro and then and then so look so look it like with the steam of the shower i'm sure you could conceal the right this goes oh appreciate bro straight up like he's triple eight he literally goes and it literally goes like he lost it oh my god he thought he thought the tide was yeah he's like oh god he said oh my god my baby that is that is probably the funniest story you've told in a long time it was unbelievable and i'm not for his whatever reason i'm not going to describe the guy but it is that is hilarious i'll tell y'all off camera it's funny oh well bro yeah hey unreal please quit your vaping if you're vaping just just stop i mean that's if you're going to that point you're another man's son is all if you're like like literally my juice was on his vape my juice was on his great blow pop and this goes oh no problem like like get real come on insane come on well okay quit your vaping and don't break into our studio yeah i mean what a what a fantastic episode and stop recording him and stop recording me in public please god oh i can't say no i have a hard time saying no to people oh my god 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