321: We Got Invited by Nasa To Visit The Moon!

That was weird. I went to press record and it said no card in camera, but there was a card in my camera. So I took it out and I put the card back in and it still said no card in camera. Wait, now it's good. Are you, are you going to work out that? I had to put a new card in. Don't scare, you're saying like that. Yeah, right. That just threw them into a farmer. There's no worse nightmare than that episode. That's gone. Oh boy. But we're good now. Everything's rolling. Good, good. Yes, sir. Yeah, I was doing good. I just woke up 15 minutes ago. It's an early episode for us. It is. It is. It is. It is. Um, uh, it's also really a rainy morning too. It's quite bleak. You're quite bleak. Moody bleak. No, it's raining like all the like Daniels, uh, uh, dresser came in like last or yesterday. And I, I can't, I can't grab it. I can't bring it in myself because my leg is still okay. I need one more person bringing in, but it got Joe wrench, soggy wrenched. But like that, that, that, that, that layer does not cover it. It will not like protect a wood piece, right? Depending on the dresser, sometimes it could be like wrapped in plastic as well. Underneath the cardboard. Yeah, another thing. That has to be another thing under it. Yeah, but we'll see what you get it from probably probably somewhere where they don't double package it. Oh, maybe. It ain't no restoration hardware. Yeah. So, uh, I'm hoping that that's not ruined right now. I saw a car spun the wrong way on the highway this morning. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. I thought I was going to be late to this because my drive went from like 10 minutes to it jumped to like 35, just out of nowhere. And we were sitting in like standstill traffic. Uh-oh. And I was like, what the thing is happening. And then finally, after 10 minutes of sitting there, we finally started to move. And there were like, uh, there was one car that was completely facing the wrong way on the highway, blocking about two lanes. And then there is another car who's like front end was like bent sideways. And it legitimately looked like they one car pit maneuvered another. Oh, yeah. It's crazy when you see a car crash. It's always in an angle where the cars are now at. You're like, how did they say any? How did that even happen? Do you? Do you also get like any time I see a crash habit, not like someone else's. I see it. Goose bumps run through my entire body. It's the craziest thing. Yeah. I get really weird things too. Like I shiver and I'm like, Oh, wow. It's like this like thing that we just humans. We can't like if we see something like that. It makes us shiver. Yeah. Oh man. I don't think I've ever seen a car accident with my own eyes. Really? I thought about that the other day too. I've seen videos of car crashes and stuff, but like I've never seen like a really, really bad, bad one. Just like small bumps where you're like, oh, yeah, a little maybe like a little fender bender here and there, but like it's a beer crash. No, but I always like a second late. Yeah. I told you the one that I saw on like, it was like, I think on Riverside or something like a few years ago. Remember when I was like, remember when I called you, it's like, bro, I just got out of a crazy accident where I was like, you know, you look behind you and boom, boom, boom. Like you just missed it. I saw that one, but you know what? I wouldn't even say I saw it with my own eyes. I saw it through a mirror. So I don't know that counts. I thought that was crazy. I was like, whoa. That was one of those moments where like, if I left 10 seconds later, yeah, insane. I saw my mom get hit. Like we were so it was one of my moms and we were driving to drop one of their cars off at the mechanic. And so my other mom was following us. Oh, no. And this guy like started to cross the lanes. And my mom that I was in the car with managed to swerve out of the way. And I remember like turning through the back window to see like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? And he smashed head first into my other mom's. Oh my God. That's got to be that was terrible. I got to go to the mechanic for both cars now. Dude, head head head to head on is terrifying. Yeah. So scary, speeds like that. Mm-hmm. I've never been in a car with like airbags even like go off either. I'm worried that would freak me out more than the own car accident. I'm worried like an airbag would just cause instant heart attack. Just boom. It's just this double fear. I mean since we're on it, I mean, I never wanted to talk about this because it was like kind of scary, but like I could tell about no, my mom's okay. But my mom like a few months ago gone to a really, really bad accident. Car complete rolled over your mom. No way. Tell us about this. I didn't I didn't want to say anything because just because like I just didn't want to. Yeah, I'll respect. My mom was like completely fine. She I think she had like a like she was very bruised on like a on a side. But my mom said like thank gosh, she was in shape because she was able to like take that really. And also because she's seen so many accidents with her own eyes and have has had to pull people out of cars. I think that just like she just like she just like kicked into like a bike mode and knows how to handle this situation. Yeah, but it was it was the guy's fault. She like backed out of a um, backed out after being out of size. He backed out and then she went on the road and a guy just didn't not see her as that night. Oh, her and her car flipped over, but I think she's she's she's good now she like his insurance insurance like paid for everything and got a new car. She just got the car like a month before. Yeah, completely total. Did she get the same car again? Same exact car. I knew she like she loved it. She was like I wanted the same car. I was so sad. So I got the same exact car, but she's like it's not the same for some reason. It's the same year. Same, but it's just like feels like a different car. I was like it will. I have such a fear of like causing an accident or that I'm not paying attention and then I'm going to do something dumb. Even though I am focused, I am not on my phone, but I'm overthinking it all the time that like, oh, I don't want to hit that person or like reminding myself to stay fully conscious all the time while I'm driving is like, I have this constant fear that I'm going to forget to pay attention. Yeah, though I am so locked in. Yeah, because the worst is just a dumb bump where you're just not paying attention. I don't want that to happen. Yesterday, yesterday, I saw a dumb bump yesterday. I was, I was actually on my way to I get like I do laser like, you know, hair hair laser removal. I do it on my cheek because bro, it grows so quick and it looks like I have fucking black heads like every like because I don't like shit. I hate shaving especially the cheek. It's just and so and I get it laser like once a month and they say after eight, you're good. Like you never have to worry about it. I was like, I honestly didn't even know that shit existed. Oh my god. My first one was all right. But I was all my way there and I just see this guy try to back into his fall. So hard like while parking, like parallel parking. And I was like, damn, I'm late to my appointment. But like, I just want I just wanted to see that whoever struck that was like, come out and just see the see that interaction. But that I just, I saw my own eyes, but you know, that wasn't to me. It wasn't an accident. It was a one person accident because you're getting like something parked. Did you see the girl who just got pulled over for supposedly texting and driving? Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. She got pulled over and she was like recorded the whole interaction. She goes, and you saw me holding the hit like the phone in my right hand. And he was like, yeah. And she goes, I was that possible. She doesn't show the cop. She has footage of the cop. No, no, no, she has footage of the cop, but she doesn't show the arm to the cop because she, I know, I know afterwards, afterwards in the video, she's like, she didn't have a hand. You know what? I love that she didn't show the cop. I know, I know. She knew she was going to be fighting that. Exactly. She shows up to court. And it's just like, my bad. That's that's the one speeding ticket court or the like, like take it case that you want to show up to. Yeah. I want to watch it so bad. Yeah. And it dude, it's so funny because a lot, like there's been a couple of times where I thought like, um, where I got like wrong, like, uh, unwrongful tickets. Is that his head? Sure. It's unwrong. Yeah. Yeah. Like tickets where I was, I was like, I'm going to fight it. And then it think in the couple show up to get to the court with to the case, which is crazy. So I feel like a lot of times these cops and they know they're not all to present sure, but they know they get just okay. So up to court and then, but do they get penalized for that? If the cop doesn't show up, it gets dropped. Okay. But what if they have all the footage? Like he doesn't show up and he goes, okay, here's the SD card of the whole interaction. I also have like the, uh, not only the body cam, but the dash cam as well. Like can they submit all the evidence and that is still like done in court, but because they're not there, it gets dropped. I don't know. I just feel like they could probably now. The cop is a direct eyewitness to the crime. So it's if he, if he doesn't show up and he's the one that saw the phone in her right hand, then how the hell are they going to like, you can't like fight it? Sure. Right. It's impossible. But this one, I can't wait. And you know she recorded to she's like, because I'm going to get three more TikToks out of this. Yeah. She ate that shut up. She was like, dude, even even non social media people, they think like social media with people now because they're like, oh my God, this is going to do so well for me. It's so funny. And now I have a few more and I could possibly be a social media influencer after this. Okay. So Google says in most court cases, the police officer must appear in order in person to testify as their testimony forms the basis of the prosecution's case. If the officer fails to appear, the case is often dismissed due to insufficient evidence. But they can sometimes submit evidence via a trial by written declaration. I just learned that in the county, like LA County, you don't have to pay red light tickets. Like, yeah, it can't go on your record, they can't force you to pay it, they can't go against your credit score if you don't pay it. And the reason they don't tell people that is because most people just pay it anyway. But yeah, there's no. Because I don't think it goes to like, it's not the police department making the money. It's like also like a private business, I think. What's the rent like the red district? The private business like tickets. I don't understand how running a red like that's still a crop. It's it's it's illegal to run a red light. But sometimes they malfunction where you like turn right on red or you get stuck in the middle of the intersection and then it then it takes a photo. And so it's like wrong in a lot of cases. So they just see it as, oh, there's we're going to be getting a lot of wrongful yeah, like people are going to pay this anyway because they see that it's a ticket. They don't know that they don't have to. That's crazy. And sometimes those tickets are a lot too. And I'll pay it because just because I don't want it to hit my, because you assume like you have to. Yeah, you have to or like they're going to show up at your door and put you in handcuffs. Well, good to know, Jared. Good to know. Good to know everybody listening. We all stop paying it. We go to jail. Well, they they all said that you don't have to pay for it. So class action lawsuit against our show. Should we run the intro? Let's do it. One, two, three, it's all baby. Let's go. Almost ran the road light. Welcome back to Zany Heath. I'm filtered. I'm saying, I'm here. I'm Matt. And we are back added again. Back out of again with the white bands. How are they doing? Danny. Oh, is it Danny? Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. I don't know. He had like a floppy bird video game or something like that. I feel like I was dude. Honestly, I was so bummed that the kid that filmed it didn't really get the praise. It was mostly the kid that was in the video. Because it was a creator. It got big because not only did he record it, but he's the one that said it. Like he was the brains in that operation. Like he was the funny guy. But just the good, but you know, his friend was like, I think he was like the good looking dude that all the girls are like, who's Daniel? Because I feel like if it was the opposite, like the kid that said it was like the good looking kid. The other one was just like normal. Nobody would know. That would, I think that would have ran differently. That campaign would have ran differently for sure. Dude, it was a campaign for bands skyrocketed after that. Didn't they give the kid like free vans for the rest of his life or something? I feel like he did something charitable with it too. Did he like donate all the vans that he got as well? I feel like that was in my head about the vans and did he donate it and all of that. You know, their team was like, they're brand new team. They hired that day. They were just like, you should give it away. I'll look really good for your brand. We talked about the vans logo, right? The vans logo. Do you know about the vans logo? I know about the Nike logo, but the vans logo. No, no, no. So the vans logo. You know, it's like a weird V. Yeah. It's actually a math equation. Oh, like the square root of something. So it's the square root of a and s and that is 420. Shut up. No way. Wait, a and s, the square root of a and s is 420. How so? There's no way. So, oh, like the answer key or like, is it doesn't a and s stand for answer? The square root of the answer, pun related like on a calculator. I think a and s is your answer. Oh, so you can make vans, but it means 420. It sounds like people noticed it after it was because it gets like being able when they realized you could type boobs on a calculator and turn it upside down. Yeah. Never mind. Never mind. Scratch somebody. Somebody did an equation to make it equal 420. Oh, I only I only saw a picture of it equaling 420. Oh, okay. So, but when they made the logo, they knew what they were doing. I don't know if it was intentional that it was a square root, but then it ends up kind of looking like it. Oh, if it wasn't intentional, that's really crazy. Yeah. Because it's like perfect. It was designed by the son of the co-founder of vans. Do you know about the Nike logo? No, that's a great story. Look at the history of the Nike logo, but I believe that Nike when it was just starting off as a brand in the 80s, they went to a high school and did a logo contest for people to submit the logo. So, oh, this was actually 1971. Oh, I kind of designed student Carolyn Davidson. She made this swoosh and guess what her prize was 35 dollars. No way. She only got 35 dollars for making the design. Great. And Nike was not a huge brand at the time. They probably didn't have the money. They didn't know where it was going to go. But as the brand grew, you know, they still kind of like updated the logo just a little bit. But I believe in the 80s, she kind of likes it. Hey, this is a little messed up. So, Phil Knight recognized her contribution and gave her a diamond swoosh ring in 500 shares of Nike stock. Now worth millions. Wow. Good. Thank God. Like, I mean, because a lot of times these brands would go like, all right, contest. And they'll like, they'll get all these submissions of shit that would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars again. They're getting it all for free. But like, people that are sending it in are just thinking it's a great opportunity when you're just just getting stolen and put into like a database. But that's good. That like, you can't get away with a shit. Now people call it out so quickly when you hold this contest, they're like, we're picking the best logo, logo design. We're picking the best idea out of the. So yeah, no, that's crazy that that logo stuck that long. Like, it's just like, I know. I feel like most brands evolve and change their logos in some way. And they have changed it. You know, they've changed the like the look. But yeah, there's variations of it too, where they like put the text on top of this. They stuck with the they stuck with the Nike. It's perfect. I want to have you guys heard that I mean, I have nothing more to say from this, but like the story of Nike of how that company became. I feel like I know a little bit, but not like to I never watched the movie about it. But I know there's like the air Jordan's like one. We're like Michael Jordan took it to like the next level. That movie was so good. But nominal such a great story. Yeah, Michael. Michael Jordan just ruined it all though. Did you see the Daytona 500? What do you do recently? Bro, it literally just happened. So you know how he's in the NASCAR. He's got teams. Oh, I didn't know. No, I didn't know he was like investing in it. Okay, then. So one of his teams, like his driver, just one. Wait, is this now or is this this is Daytona 500? Like a couple days ago. Oh, I thought this was an old video. No, this is just this just happened. Oh, oh, that okay. Here goes. Here goes Michael Jordan in the bottom right corner with Tyler Reddick's son. He just pinched in his butt. What is he doing? And then scratching his leg. Just oh, that Michael Jordan. What are you doing? What are you? That's I mean, that was straight. That was straight like rubbish over there. That was that was that was a lot. Dude, he's going. Do you think at any point he saw, he was just like, Oh, what did I just do? You don't you don't just do that. That's not something. Is that like picking your nose on camera? And they're like, I'm a basketball player playing a little grab ass locker room shit. Like he's think that's like a way of male bonding, but he's now gotten so old. He's just thinking this child is like, no, just give him a little tease. But no, what are you doing, Michael? Oh boy. Like whose kid is that? Like he has to know that's the driver's son. He has to know him very, very well, right? Don't care how well. Adler strained. I'm telling you, I promise I'll never do that shit's a Tony, okay? If I just want to race and I'm up there accepting an award and you're behind Tony, I would, I would fucking lose it. But you don't even see it in person. You see a video like this. Come on. You're just like, you said it to me. Zane, what the fuck is this? It's AI. It's AI is a stop it. Get some help. Stop it. Get some help. Did Frankie Munez also compete in the Daytona 500? Frankie is a NASCAR driver, but I think he's on a different branch of Daytona. I know he was in, I think he was in trucks for a while. Okay. And then I don't know if he ever went to CUP series. Okay. I think I just saw a video of him on my TikTok like two days ago. And he was, well, yeah, he's still truck. Okay. He's still truck. What's the movie that he did when he was younger? It was like that. Miracle in lane two. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he was like a kid in a wheelchair. And he wanted to use four shadowies. What a motivational movie. I always wanted to do soapbox Derby's. When I saw this movie, I was like, mom, I want to do this in apparently soapbox Derby's like never happened in Texas. They're always in the Midwest in like a bio. That's another thing that was like break dancing that you thought you were going to have to do. I thought I was going to have to build a soapbox car at some point in my life and go race. Oh, it looks like a fun. I would give me a pack of beer and a soapbox Derby and a lawn chair. I'd have a great at that time. That's a type of shit that they should have in like middle school and high school as extra-curricular activities. You know, like this is a type of shit that I want to see. Yeah. You know, it gets your brain going, makes you excited for something. You mean some soapbox? Like what are like the, what are the new crazy things that they have now as extra-curricular activities in like high school now? and middle school that like we'd never had a lot of clubs. D and D is huge right now. Dungeons and Dragons. I was talking to a buddy of mine who like works for like the brand Dungeons and Dragons and he was saying like a Beverly Hills High School. It's like the biggest club. Oh, I think it's a stranger thing. Stranger things has like revived it. Yeah, it's like it after school activity. Like you know, you have chess club, tennis club, ping pong club. Yeah, you do Dungeons and Dragons. That's insane. I feel like you like if you got into it, you'd get really into it. Like I feel like I feel like you would love it. It's a lot of improv too. Like you got to think on your feet. Wait, wait, this is a computer game. No, no, it's a, it's a tabletop role-playing game. It's been around since like the 80s. You have a dungeon master who starts a campaign, which is a story that they've kind of written out. Everyone plays their own type of character and you encounter conflicts and you roll dice and based on like your health, your strategy, your strength and whatever it is, you're good at. That increases the probability or unliklihood of defeating whatever the task is. And you just keep navigating and going on this club will campaign. It's like in the game again, in the game of thrones, you either win or you die. Yes. But like people get like really into it and build six sets in their basement or in their house. Jared, I just set you one. This guy, I don't play. But like if I had a friend that was super into it and they had this in their house, I'd be like, yo, I love it. I've been on like the whole side of D&D. Oh my God. I understand one how to play it into you have to find someone who is a good host, a good dungeon master. Wait, that's, that's really cool. So this is a board game. Like the pieces, they played the pieces on well, kind of. You're more rolling dice and yeah, you can have your characters out there. And he's explaining what's going on. And you use your imagination of visualizing what's happening. But the setting can be a big game changer. Like that's just a TV that he uses. Okay. That's and puts, you know, the environment. It brings it to life. But then like everybody comes around. You play around that and you're like really like in it. It just like, I don't know. There's something really cool about it. Okay. Okay. So you got to make a character too. You got to got the D&D handbook and all this stuff. There's a lot to learn as well. How are these guys like newbies? Like with new people? Are they very inviting? Are they just like fuck you? You have no idea how to play this. We're not going to spend time. Teach you how to play this. It depends on how long the campaign is. Some campaigns can last for months because you're meeting up like once a week and you're doing a chapter of it. So for a shorter campaign for a new bie, they have to like make time for you and bring you along. But you also got to commit to the full campaign. So do you want me to commit for a couple of months? And I can report back if you're down. I have a buddy whose brother is a D&D and I've been trying to ask him like, can you please just host one night? We do like a two hour campaign and I just want to understand how the game works. Teach teach how to play. Yes. Exactly. So if you're curious, I know some people also J Walker plays it a lot. Oh, look, I have an outfit that I can bring too. So yeah, dude, you got to go all out. I think they'll respect me a little bit more as like, okay, are he actually wants to learn. Look how he dressed up today. Yeah. And I've been looking at certain dice, like really nice dice. I think you get your little handbooks, your little like case that you can carry all your little trinkets with. Oh my. So all right, guys, anyone listening, if you know anybody in the LA area, please, that plays this shit. Like, I mean, I would love in a perfect world. I want someone as as dedicated as this kid that I really want to join because I want the best experience ever, especially if I'm going to do a first short amount of time. But even like a smaller one, that's fine. I would love to just learn for a week and see if this is something that I want to tag myself into. We might have some sketchy shit. Like, what did we just get into? And you get you're locked in. Like someone's basement. Yeah. If you miss a meeting, you like they start like following you in SUVs. But I just I just think there's something so cool about like that whole set up. Like it just looks fun. Yeah. They don't like they don't like go as far as warping and shit, right? This is show they they keep this shit in the room. Larping is live action role playing where you're more physically getting up and hitting each other with phone noodles and swords and stuff. That's like larping. Got it. They don't they don't do that type of tabletop role playing. I mean, you can like get in character and be your character and say things how you would say like all of that. But there there's a line, you know, like there's a line. Yeah. Smosh has really, you know, Smosh. Yeah. They have really good videos of them as a team playing it. If you ever want to like pop it on and see how they go about doing it. Are they are they like actually playing it? Or they're are they they're walking their eyes and they're fucking around it. But it's it's funny because they're all like improvisers. So yeah, Smosh has like good videos. If you want to like see it in action. There's also a channel called corridor where they're a bunch of like VFX guys and like CGI artists and they play Dungeons and Dragons, but they animate the entire thing. And so it looks like like a like a movie or a show. It's really cool. But I can't wait for our first video like this in a few months. It would be cool to do this for like a bonus episode. Yeah. Yeah. Like a two-hour game. If we can get a dungeon master just to come and he has his dice. We have our dice here and we do like a little bonus episode of D&D game. Yeah. That would be a dungeon master. Oh, imagine breaking the ice at a bar. You meet a girl. She's like, oh, what do you do? I'm a dungeon master. And she's like a dungeon. Oh my god. What is that? It's like, it's not what you think, baby. It's not like that that dark stuff. It's it's a roleplay. Oh, she's like, what? I don't think you're making it sound better. No, it's not like that. It's a roleplay. It's a roleplay. Do people make? All right. Do people can people make money? It's not about money. It's not about. I'm just. No, we know they go to Vegas going. Where's the D&D? They try to make a quick buck on the side. I'm trying to learn all like I don't know like obviously people do this for fun on the side. I'm saying, but do people make money off this? Like is there is there like a, you know, people are gamers. They're making money. Oh, yeah. There's livestreamers on Twitch playing D&D all the time. God, and they're like, they're play, this is their like bread and butter. They play dungeon and dragons. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sure. Sure. You can profit off making content. I don't know if you play for money. I mean, if you wanted to be with friends, it is a dice game and like, yeah, maybe there's prize money at the end, but yeah, why, I mean, why can't you, you know, if you're, if you're going to be defending your, that's Zane's business brain going. Yeah. Yeah. You know me, baby. Zane would like die. Like the first round is like, I'm not having fun anymore. I just lost a thousand dollars. I would not have it. No fun. Uh, speak about making money. Do you hear about the Girl Scout? Uh, right now it's Girl Scout cookie season. I know. And this one girl has now broken the world record of history selling of cookies. She has now sold 700 a thousand dollars in Girl Scout cookies. She's either the best years old. She's either the best girl in the world or she is a spoiled. She's, you know, like, I wonder what, which one it is? But here's my thing with Girl Scout cookies. I saw a girl and TikTok say this. Right now Girl Scouts can like sell their cookies online. Like Lincoln biotype shit. No, like there was a girl going, you Girl Scouts out there. Uh, uh, I don't want no Lincoln bio. You better be out there in the field. You better be selling those Girl Scout cookies in person. I'm not clicking a link to get that cookie. That's not the whole, that's not the point of these Girl Scout cookies. You got to find this shit in the corner of your neighborhood. You got to find this shit at your grocery store. I wanted to get pressured into buying a pack. Exactly. It's, it's not something you go seek out. It's just like shit, shit. They're on the corner. We got to pay for every clip I've seen. She's been eating the damn cookies. She always has a box in her hand. And then the box is open. I don't know if she maybe has special needs or anything. She seems to adore a little girl. But I never see her wheel in a deal. And I see a mom behind her who is just making the sale. But no, but here's the thing. I thought when you're a, like a big drug dealer, you don't, you don't do your own product. Remember you, you don't fuck with your own product. Okay. High on supply. So she shouldn't be around here in these cookies on camera. Like those new ones are fired, though, by the way. What's the fiber? The, the pink box. It's like a smores. Oh, or, no, sorry, Rocky Road. And dude, it's like an Oreo, but it's Rocky Road. What? Okay. They're called Explormors. So they're a little bit more ass. Okay. He explored my stomach. Oh shit. Explore them intestines in my body. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Okay. And I love the color. They're going a little bit more nude, a little bit more earthy. I love the careful with the word nude and girl scouts. I know. Honestly, he feels like the person says, great, that's going to be taking out a context. Oh, not enough cream. That was a little, that was a little stinging on the cream in this image right now. We're looking at, hey, all right. Now you see, that's when they start caring more about money than the customers. You know what I mean? They're like, how can we save money on these cookies? We're going to put a drop of cream in there. But it's joking with the damn grand prizes for this girl selling all these girl scout cookies. Please tell me something. More cookies. I'll say this. It's a free trip. But guess what the free trip is to it's not Disney. Not Disney. Not even space camp, man. The free trip is to Niagara Falls. Okay. You. Is that $100,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies that you get a free trip to Niagara Falls? What are you going to go do though? Ripley's believe it or not. What the fuck is that? That is a rocket. I want, I want my college paid for 'cause I sold that many Girl Scout cookies. - I want stock. (laughing) - Yeah. - I want stock, like a filled night to the girl, I want a diamond Girl Scout. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yes, I want my own bed. - Can you look up how many of these boxes are sold every year from all like millions? - Who makes them again, isn't it Kebler? - I think there's two divisions, like the country's divided on Girl Scout cookies, but it's divided in two. 'Cause I know that Samoas are called Caramel Delights in other places, and Tagalongs are also known as peanut butter patties in other places, because the manufacturer are two separate companies, but it's the same damn recipe. - Wow, the program brings in an estimated 800 mil to a billion and revenue annually. - Ooh, nice, oh. - Ooh, and now, like guys, imagine how much more money they make now, 'cause now that there's a link in bio, you can buy it online. - What are they spending that money on though? - Well, they do say that 65 to 75% of the profits remaining a fund local council activities and stuff. Does that make sense? - Someone's still getting a cushy paycheck off of these Girl Scout cookies that they did not sell. - Where's the founder of these Girl Scout cookies? Where do they live in? - I know, nice house, Bethany. Nice house. - Okay, Girl Scout cookies. - Must have been so good cookies last year, huh? - You know that lady's just like porn herself, a glass of the finest red overlooking the beach in her Malibu home, just like got a bitch. - But you know what, there's something kind of off about, there's always something dark that we got. There's something off about only hiring like younger children. - And that's not child labor law? - Yeah, that gets, dude, there's something weird about that. - It's fundraising, that's how they call it. - I just went to the mall and they were hustling, dude. This Girl comes out, Girl Scout cookies and she was like, we take cash, card, Venmo, whatever. And I'm like, okay, okay, let me get a box. - This does say that the current CEO of Girl Scouts, her net worth is only $500,000. - Okay, modest, modest, modest. - I don't believe that shit. - Never, eat my ass. - Yeah, that she reports. - Was she a Girl Scout herself? Is she better have had all the badges to deserve it? - Yeah. - If it's like she never was a Girl Scout once in her life. - Is she better be out there in the field at all times? - Boy, Cub Scout, so we had to sell just popcorn. And we didn't even have the popcorn. But we had, and cookie dough, but we never had the popcorn nor the cookie dough on us. We have to be like, you want it in a couple of weeks? - Yeah, that never made such a thing. - Plus shipping and handling. - Yeah, my brother used to do that. - He used to do the cookie dough one. He would go door to door with the cookie dough. I'm like, why are you wasting your time? - Oh, I hated it. And going up to just homes where I'm like, damn, this person just wants me off their front porch instantly. Just being alone as a child by yourself. - Just being a bother. - Parents waiting in the car around the block. Just. - And imagine just footage of me trying to sell these cookies on every property. Like, there's gonna be footage, ring camera. It's just getting me every time. No, it's like an audition every time. Just scared that one day, I'm gonna go viral because I fucked up on my sales pitch. - Yeah, my mom would just take it to her work and just go around and be like, come on. (laughing) - No, I gotta do it, girl. - She would just get those from us for me. - It's from us. - Absolutely. - My son is really, he's trying it. - He's trying to win the Triton Niagara Falls. - He was never a girl scout herself. You were a never, how do you get that? How do you get that job if you were never a girl scout? - She was the CEO of Curves, like the women's only gym. So she was like in a position of empowering women before. - Okay, I'll allow it, but like, I feel like that's the one thing on the resume that should get you the job is that you were a girl scout. - Is there any pictures of her with the girl scout cookies as they're set, like is she in the field? Like is she on the front lines? - Is she on the front lines? - Oh, and she's run eight marathons, good for her. - While these little girls are getting America fat, she's running marathons. - Oh, and she's wearing like the whole green jacket. Like she's one of like, you know, the elite girl scouts. - You know what, you know whatever. You know, I respect her. - Yes. - I just hope you're doing good out there, Susan Bartzkowski. I hope you're doing good. - It's Bonnie. - Bonnie bar. - Where did I get Susan? - Bartzkowski. - I think. - Heath, baby, is speaking to, we weren't even talking about babies. - You're in the world of baby products. Did you hear about the brand free to baby? - Freedom. - Matt, I was going to bring that up because there was stuff that we had from them, from our registry, and Mariah comes up to me the other day and she was like, you know that brand free to? I was like, yeah. She goes, you're not going to believe this. They just got exposed for like all their marketing and everything. I was like, well, what's like the marketing? I've seen the brand, but I never really liked it. - Can we explain what free to baby is? - Free to baby is a, I would say very popular - It's like the top. - Million baby product brand, baby products, postpartum products, the whole nine yards of what they provide. And it's good quality products. People will say like, free to baby is really good, but they posted one of their rectal thermometers for their babies, which is once again a common product for babies to take a very accurate temperature. So they decided to post a picture of this product with this caption saying, this is the closest your husband is going to get to a threesome. - Oh my god. - It gets worse. - Matt, it gets worse. - No, wait. - It started so. - Where was this put off? Like, I believe they're Instagram or what? - They're Instagram. And then also their packaging says all this stuff. Jerry, go to the TikTok, I sent you. It's got like a full layout of a lot of them, dude. It is, this one is really bad, Matt. Did you see this? - No, no, no, no. There's no way. - Go back, go back, pause that. - There's no way. There is no way. - So this is from January 2020. April 2020 goes, what happens when you pull out too early? - There's no fucking way, bro. - It's insane. - And I believe for one of their pacifiers, they had some that said like power sucker on it too. Like, people have now been like realizing what on earth is going on. Now, we don't know if this is like on free to baby, like the product makers spot on their fault or is it on like the product designers as well? You know, there's people who make all the marketing and the packaging and stuff. - Bro, clearly. - Just the tip is crazy. - Yeah, just the tip in quotation marks on this caption. A little game of just the tip is what got you into this mess in the first place. - Get the gunk out today. - And so, I mean, this is a huge fail on free to baby. And mommy's don't forget really when it comes down to this stuff. So they, oh, especially like today's world, how the fuck do you like that stuff? - Baby products, I get turned on easily. Like it's just like, this is so unnecessary. It's not the products to be putting in you windows on. - No, no, no, no type of any window. - At all. Bro, that is fucking gross. - It's giving Balenciaga. - Yeah. - Which I feel like still was not unpacked enough when that happened. - I agree. - People are back on wearing Balenciaga like no problem. And we act like that didn't happen. - That was crazy. Yeah, that was like so weird. Like how the hell did that like pass through? - It's, is it bad? I don't even remember. I know Balenciaga had that whole thing but I don't remember what it was. - Oh, he, he would have. It was like some weird BDSM like Teddies and like imagery with BDSM and like trial products and stuff. - Yeah, that's right, that's right. - And it was just. - You remember the foot, like the campaign right now? - Yeah. - It was just, that was really weird too. - Very dark and disturbing. And so yeah, this whole free-to-baby thing is just implant big. - I cannot believe it. - Yeah, they came, I think they put out a statement today. Free-to-baby. But it's like, it's like, we're making products for the parents. Yes, the parents are buying it, but it's. - You shouldn't use that type of sexualized language promoting baby products. Like, it's just not it does not mesh well. - God, let's go back to when like kids were kids. It was just like. - No, but that on the face, like that with what happens when you. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - That's not funny, like that, like. - Like he, like that, like again, that type of shit. I'm just like send an asteroid to Earth. - That's it. - We gotta start over. So let's see if the next round does better than us. - Speaking of sending an asteroid to Earth, did you hear that a moon mission's coming up? - Oh yeah. - But we're not landing, but we're getting ready to land on the next mission, I believe. This is like a 10-day mission. It's the first time, first anybody in our century will be able to like go up and see the moon. - Let's get some influencers up there. I wanna see get ready with me. - I wanna see, what do I do in the day, go into the moon? What, like I wanna see this type of shit from, and I want you to send influencers that people are like, oh, this is gonna be good. Like I wanna see Michaela, that Michaela makeup girl out there. Like, I wanna see Michaela be here and go into the moon. - I wanna see Michaela be here and go to the fucking moon. I wanna see, - Victoria Perris go into the moon. - A good fucking batch of people that we're gonna be excited for. You know, I don't wanna see Mr. Beast up there. Stay here, we wanna see Beast game season three. We wanna see like, we wanna see the perfect social media like crew go up in space. And we don't want them's friends either. We want like them like cast it perfectly. - And then they play traders while they're up there. - Yes. (laughs) - Yes, has nothing to do with space on that moon. I wanna see who the fucking trader is up there. - It's gonna be awesome though the footage they're gonna get for this like mission though too. Like it's gonna be some of like the best videos We have ever seen of like the moon up close and all of that. Yeah, I'm going to the moon shut up. What is this Jared? How did you make this a weight? Oh, is this what is this Jared has a full boarding pass for the Artemis mission? So they they had a like a thing where you can submit your name and it gets put on it like an SD card that goes to the moon And then they give you like a little boarding pass. So my I'm going to the moon Like what is like our name physically is not going to the moon But my name is like part of the moon trip digitally you are going there. I'm going to the moon. It's too late Miss out bitch Jared. That's kind of amazing Jared. I hope you have a great time. Thank you. I'm very excited Holy shit. They they they lose your uh they they lose your disc Sorry one person didn't make it Wow, are they going to put something on the screen like part of this mission was boom boom like and put all the names Maybe I think I think it's in like the official like logs of like people not people going to the moon But like not Jared in the file kind of like a like so cool like a credit almost did you donate? No, no it was free It was free. It was just like a limited window. It was like a one week. How many people are typing in like my My is going to the moon Get them off ban them not in my chat We don't do that here, we don't do that here. We're too the we're too long. We do Banging out some some team long. That's terrible. That's terrible. We know we're just no it's from that it's from that um it was a news coverage Oh, I know terrible. I can not believe that was fucking real by the way That's so offensive the way the fact that they got away with that who ever put that in is insane insane Can we go back to your boarding pass though? I just want to scan the QR code. What happens? Oh, yeah, I've never actually We just like pick and see like And it's only a million people have registered wait, can you still register you can still register? Oh We all go the moon Have it I do I do yeah, no, I want you to have it to once I can guys give me a couple minutes. Oh That's oh this is like NASA dog. Wow. Yeah, it's legit. Don't worry Jared's only going to a Hollywood studio set Do you get to watch the launch in person? I think you at least get that actually they can't send a million people to do that but That's uh if it who knows the launch they say could happen We what what is it mid March right now or mid April and I think it's gonna be mid March though They thought it was gonna happen this month with launches though They always keep billing them because it has to be the perfect conditions for it to work And what's crazy about this one though is I believe the way the Shuttle is designed if God forbid something happens. They have this like ultimate eject capsule - I can like save their lives as well upon Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean they have to have something even in any situation. They're able to get out of that so they're not like it's not a fucking Suicide mission and I believe it will be like the first woman as well to be a part of a like a moon mission as well And a person of color as well. I honestly I but the thing is I can't wait for this because I can't wait to see like the footage You know what I mean? Like I want to see how they like capture everything. Oh NASA is so interesting to me also speaking of designer brands I think Prada helped with the design of the astronaut we talked on it unnecessary So unnecessary Prada. Yeah, Prada makes SpaceX or did they do NASA? We talked about it. It's like a year ago, right? NASA is like American, right? Yeah, I'm not do Ralph Lauren. Yes, Ralph Lauren already had a The Olympics. Yep, and it's probably goes for a year. They can't do that. It's proud of American. I feel like such a No, but I know Prada Prada. It's a Prada. It's Italian. They're all Italian. Yeah, what did what does America have except for except for Calvin Klein. Tommy Hilfiger. All right. Ralph Lauren. All right. Pizza Jimmy Chagas Have y'all been watching the JFK Jr. in Carolyn Bessett? Like show on Hulu Ryan Murphy is producing it. No, no, it's a good. Yes, it's so good. Really? It was JFK Jr. Remember he died in the plane crash like they were like the hottest like couple in New York And like in the country and so saddest like love story about them But just the show dude is such a good such a vibe. The soundtrack is great. The outfits are phenomenal. The color grading It's on Hulu, but you know on Disney and everywhere it has There's Ryan Murphy have like an exclusive like deal with Hulu like where he can't post anywhere No, no, he he post stuff on LNF looks too, but it's just oh, it's so good. Yeah, I'm very impressed with it Highly recommend, but I mean it's been too long on that. I don't know. Yeah, I'll watch it Have y'all been keeping up with more of the Olympics and stuff? You know what? I haven't seen much watch it I just saw there's like a possible There was a kerfuffle between I think Canada and Scotland during curling. Yes. Yeah One was cheating. I believe I think it was cheating cheating It's called out on the ice by another curler on the other team and it's like going you're cheating and he's going I'm not fucking cheating is well can't wait to look at the footage and he goes fuck off Says that to the guy on the ice and he is cheating Well when he you are pushing it and he's like letting go he like lets his finger like linger on it to like give it a little extra Ump and that is against the rules. Oh wait past the line. I don't know if it's like past the line or you can only like You can't I think touch the base in the side of it. Yeah, his finger was on the backside of it. Yes But I believe it happened with the men. Let me watch it. Are there was another double touching violation I guess with the women as well damn the drama in here. Oh Yeah, yeah, you said a little poke. So your hand needs to be off it by the green line probably I think off by the green line and it can't even if you let go before the green line you can't touch it again I think it's like what you like go. Yeah, it's kind of like goddess. It's like Imagine trying to do that though knowing all of those cameras are on like Well honestly sometimes I feel like you don't even like realize it You know like you know the cameras are on it. I bet you have been so used to maybe doing a little cheat here in there In like the casual world of curling you kind of forget like oh show them at the Olympics I have every fucking camera in the world that's real on me whoopsy Speak of curling fun fact. I learned every like curling Stone or whatever is excavated from the same volcano since like the 1500s. Oh wow and This the stones itself like defy the laws of physics Because when you spin something like if I were to spin this bottle like on the table It would spin in the opposite direction of where so if I spun it to the right it would go to the left Whereas curling they spin it to the right and it goes to the right And they don't know why it does that. Whoa interesting. Yeah, did you um I I said this popped on my feet too. I don't know fake or skating at all But everybody was so bummed for this kid Malin. Yeah, the American kid that like fell he did the back flip last week That was like amazing. Yeah, and he helped like win the team gold, but individually he fucked up Yeah, but people were saying or like I mean I saw all the comms were saying like well the ice wasn't The ice was melting or something and I was like oh, how do you how can you even tell by looking at it that the ice was melting Well, I think when you're a pro of being on ice, you know when it starts feeling differently and the figure skaters were complaining and The hockey players as well were complaining and so they fucked up big time on the ice and he ends up getting 12 But that was his first round. Yeah, that was the first round where everybody's freaking out like a holy shit He landed it, but then he and then again I saw some people were saying to like everybody kept falling in the same spot. Oh, is that was that it? I think there was like a certain corner that was like kind of and it sucks in a figure skating because it's all point space too And once you like miss one you didn't have to like fight to try to earn up back your points And then it gets to a place where you're just fully defeated and this kid was just crushed and his parents too We're huge figure skaters and like raised him to do this and oh, it just oh It just breaks my heart when like Olympians get so far and you can tell like as soon as he finished it He was just like a fuck my life Maddie Mastro - the half pipe snowboarder. Oh, I was rooting for her She acknowledged me on social media because she's a big knitter. Yeah, and I was so pumped Stayed up to watch her do it and she had this big trick that got her down to the finals where she can almost do like a side back flip Yeah, and she was like the only one out of all the girls to like do this trick But it's finals and you got to nail that trick and the snow was coming down Right out the gate she goes for it and just doesn't hit it And it's like right at that point. It's like you're disqualified and like the rounds done and it's just like damn everything is right there You can smell the wind and I was just off and it does it does it does it do you lose our attorney for the next Olympics when you don't like land something like you can still qualify again You can still qualify okay, but you know, it's just time and practice and then she's won all the x-game She's won all the world medals and stuff. Yeah, so she's still walking away a champion But I was just oh man. I was so crushed for her damn. There's a there's a sport. I wish they would bring back I think it was from the 80s. I don't know if you guys have seen it. It's um ski dancing. Yeah, yeah Bigger ski day dancing bro, it is so I gotta see this weird, but I'm like Imagine if they still had that today. I feel like people will be doing some crazy shit It looks so silly. It looks like what you want to do after you had a couple of drinks on the ski slope Yes, you're just like they have their poles and they just like stick them in the ground and Yes, that's what it feels like when I go down That's what he that's what I think I'm doing Go girl, but no this feels like this feels like when you have a dream that you're skiing That looks difficult When they do this like little like spin glide thing where they're on like the tips it looks really cool That's like dude. That's like drunk. That's true. That's it's true. I'm skiing He's like I have never seen this before. It makes me want to try it. Yeah, Mariah would be good at this Look at this look at this You know what bring it back I like it when they just bring back one fun event like a year and yeah, it doesn't last, but like to have a quirky event You know, you know, you know that you know that dancing where it's like that dancing where it's like the Flacking like got the intervoking kind of feel like it's like a very small form of Just like it is. You're kind of like all right. Let's be silly. Wait. That looks really good. I think it's I think it's called flacking, dude Vogue ballroom dancing it all kind of like comes from like the same origin Also, there was it was a breezy Johnson who was the alpine a skier. She wins gold and then gets proposed to Like right after she like crosses the finish line Yeah, for breezy Johnson now way, which I'm like, okay, and apparently she did communicate that that's what she wanted was to get proposed to Oh, but if you got silver or bronze, would you still want to get proposed to? Yes, because that's to be bold. That's to be good. It depends on your ego, maybe you're still a winner though You're still a winner. You know, you got bronze. You got silver. You're still hard to get. I think if I was curling and I got like silver I'd be like I do. I do. I think if it was something like a little less pressurized. Yeah, but yeah, it's proposed to what a moment she was one of she was one of the athletes we interviewed. Oh Breezy Johnson. Hey, I just didn't post it because I'm pretty sure I fucked up on her interview, but got to the oh, that's so sweet. Yay, go breezy Get the gold and a ring. How it's like another month long, right? The Olympics. I think it's like three and a half weeks the whole thing. So what hasn't happened yet? Well, I feel like all of them have happened. Now we're just getting you down to finals for other events too. I'd be surprised if one event really hasn't happened. I've been loving watching Bob Sled. I didn't say Bob Sled. They get like it's almost like a 90 degree angle. I also never know that they went that fucking fast. Yeah, I watched a POV Just other day like of how and I was like, oh my god, that's like one wrong move. It looks like you would fly literally four miles. I was like going to watch it because it would just be like boom gone. I don't even come back. No, but that's not, it's not like. It's not like NASCAR. You like to look down at your phone from one side. You're just like, oh, fuck, missed it. And then the ones I love where it's like lose, but it's the double person. Yeah, you just get right on top of your friend. And you guys are just hoping for the best. Just intimacy. Yeah, the intimacy of it. There's no need to put another person on top of that. Like it should have been a one person thing. Yeah. And I just don't know does the other person like, is it a, is it still like a dual team effort? Like is one person controlling the person? The other person is controlling like the navigation, but just we There's something about like the feet being like, I just like going like this is just it looks so funny. There's got to be one person not doing anything. Yeah, just like good job, Steve. Really good. Yeah, we really killed it out there. I, but you know, when that, when that butt is like in front of you like that, I don't know, you get crazy. It's like, you know, you know, it's morning time. The butts on you're like, okay. How long, how long is this happening? Like how long is the, the round? Say you would be passing gas to this day. Maybe getting so nervous. I know. I just know you'd be like, imagine in the middle, you're going so fast as you're going you're like, sorry. Yeah, at least you go faster, probably just zip right behind you. Yeah, but the crop does think so that you're providing is massive. One to three minutes done. That's a long time. I mean, dude, I'm sure that feels forever. It's almost as silly as you ever seen the motorcycle side car races, but it's like super legit. Yes, but the way that they're back and that partner is doing shit. What? Drop the bananas and no, the way that they move and they're hanging off the side to try to keep that weight down and like they're all over the place. That is insane. But like also totally unnecessary. Why don't you both get a bike? Wow. What were you doing? Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. That's a hip replacement. But like to the extreme. Oh. Yeah. Let's get them. Yes. Let's get a moment of silence for that. I saw this. I saw this video the other day, which is so interesting because you're positive. And it's something we've all thought about. Have you ever thought about ever going a certain speed? Like for this instance, they're going to have this truck that's going 80 miles an hour. And then they put a catapult launch on the truck, which makes the person go also 80 miles an hour. The opposite way. And like what happens? Okay. They pretty much did a test to see if he would land it on the street because you'd be pretty much going zero. Right. And they tested it, which is crazy. They would even test it, but they tested it. And it works perfectly. Look at this. And wait. And does he physically? He's still in the air right now. Yeah. But they just jump. They show you in real time. Boom. Oh. Whoa. Isn't that insane. But imagine being the test. Like. All right. Let's do it. Yeah. You got to like be a true stunt man for it. I mean, if they use like a stunt dummy at first, just to know like, okay, it's not going to hit that hard thing is that you're you're you still need to put your body and then put certain like position. Yeah, you got to be ready for impact and be, you know, because I don't think a doll would work. Whoa. That is crazy. That's a really fast launch to just like that. Like going the opposite. Being able to like test that like launch or test that catapult to like hopefully, because one little thing, imagine it goes like 70 miles an hour. Yeah. Mistakenly. Like that's that's incredible. Physics is unbelievable. Yeah. The commissary just I love physics, but I would never trust this. It's like and then another guy was like, I trust my luck more than physics sometimes. And then this is exactly an example of why I would never do this. But that this is something where after you do it once, you're like, let's do it again. Yeah. I want to try it. It's like, you feel how safe it actually is. You're like, all right, let's do it again. Again, it kind of reminded me. Have you seen the Red Bull BMX bike on top of the train with all the ramps? Yes. But he's still and the only thing moving is the train. Oh, because he's going the same. But he stays in one spot. And the train looks is just like moving below him. That's wild. Dude, it's the coolest thing in the world to watch. Dude, Red Bull must be having so much fun as a brand, just like, yeah, just to be like an imagineer on their team coming up with all of this and getting to execute it. This is such a sick idea. All right, watch. Oh, yeah. The camera is totally still and he's just riding it all the way through as it moves under him. Wow. This looks so cool. You know what? This looks like a video game. You know, when you play those iPhone games where you're like the, it looks like Mario, like the old school Mario. It's going to be like pretty trippy for him still knowing physically. He's in the same place. Like he's not seeing the movement, like passing by him. It's all under him. It's like going to be like on a moving walkway. Yeah. That's going to be a great feeling. Wow. That's so cool. So cool. What would you call what sport would you call it? Like what would that be called if it was an Olympic sport? Like a physics stunts. Stunt physics. They have to be liking. Yeah. Still riding. Oh, there you go. Still trick jumping train hopping train hopping. There you go. Very good. I saw. I saw another video that I saw was they have. They make a chest. They can they make a chessboard. Now where it does not allow you to make a wrong move. It's like it's built by like magnets. So if you make a wrong move or you like try cheating, it actually moves you back to the spot. Okay. So we can really sick. Yeah. Hold on. I don't I don't think I understand. So like the opposing side is magnetic, but there's also different modes where it can be like if you think you're making a right move, it'll correct you going, that's not a right. And I'll bring you all the way back and it moves every piece out of the way. So crazy. Dude, I feel like it's a Harry Potter chessboard. When I make my move, then you're free to check the king now, we're on down. He can't. There must be another way. And you know what? I bet you they got this idea from the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter movie. Of course. Sure. saw that. They're like, I think we can make this and they did it. The only thing we're missing is that these chest pieces now need to have arms where it comes out and they just hit each other. I do like chess, but I don't like playing chess against people who are good at chess. That's not fun. But you know how to play it? Yeah, I know how to play it. And I lose every time. Yeah. Do you play on your phone like against a computer or are you? No, the dualingo now has chests on it that is pretty great and takes you like great moves and stuff. But you play against somebody in another language? No, I think you play like a computer. Like it's just teaching you moves, like the way it's teaching you a language and stuff. They have games on dualingo. Yeah, they have math as well. Okay, now I can get behind it. I'm on like a 200 and two days straight right now. Oh, good job, man. I love it. It's really addicting. It's a fun way to like, it's just, I look forward to like earning all the points and it's very incentivizing. Shout out to Selma kiddo. I don't know if she's a listener out there, but she added me to her super family plan. And I love it. I you know what dual lingus should do. And I'm sure they actually they may do this, but good idea. Imagine I'm like on a dualingo class where I'm learning how to speak French. And after a year, I'm gathering all these points where maybe in the end, if I have enough points, that can book me a trip to France. They're just trying to make money off of everything. Can I can I make money off it? Like, but this is a great way for a dual lingo to bring more people in as an incentivization. It would be cool. My only complaint about dual lingo is I wish the sentences they're teaching you were like practical to traveling. Like they're really, really teaching you just the fundamentals of the language. But like, I don't need to learn how to say like the boy eats the apple. I want to like know where is the bathroom or like, can I have the check please? It doesn't like give you travel phrases. I think it's because they want you to like learn it from the ground. Yeah, probably. That's how they teach English. It's like that's exact. It's like you learn certain words, how they work together. I've never understood how people are able to learn a language from watching TV. That's crazy. That makes no sense to me. Because when I watch like a Spanish movie or a Korean film or whatever, I have no context as to what the words or sounds mean and like what they're associated. Yeah, I've heard people, yeah, when they're like pregnant, they spend a lot of time watching Spanish soap operas and then they know how to speak it. I'm like, okay, I think it's great. If you're learning a language already like on something like dual and go go watch a movie and then you'll start putting the pieces of the puzzle together going, oh, that's that phrase and they're translating it there in that moment and you start hearing it better. But yeah, I'll never understand how babies learn to talk. It's just natural. It's within us. No, like literally just hearing it. And when they do it, bro, yeah, they're watching a movie. It's insane. I couldn't do that. Like if you put me somewhere and I didn't know, like I just heard it, I don't I don't think I'd be able to pick it up like that. Oh, yeah, especially bilingual babies too. Like parents like who can both speak different languages and they teach their their babies another language on the side as they're teaching their baby English. It's crazy. I can't even remember English words. If you say a sentence to me, I'm not going to remember that shit in 20 minutes. So how am I supposed to remember a whole fucking language? I really want to learn another language, but I have like a hard time committing to one. Like I don't know which one I would want to pick. So like that kind of prevents me from doing it. Like what do you think would benefit you the most? Like if you were, well, I guess because if like Mariah's like, you know, have a talent or whatever, maybe that, but like fun. I'm not thinking about it like, Oh, which one would I would benefit from? I'm just like, which one? Like because it takes a long time. It's not just something that you just like. Yeah. I don't and not even that I think I would really like speak them. It would just be like fun to be able to. I just don't know what I would pick. Yeah. Because there's so many that would be so cool. Like Mandarin would be so sick to learn. And I committed to Mandarin because I did it in college thinking I would be like a venture capitalist going to China. And right now I'm learning it because I'm about to go to China. But after I finish going to China, I'm going to go full Japanese, I think that is Mandarin. Yeah. Very good. But I thought red note was the move. I can't believe I did a full story post. Posting my red note page like it was going to be the next fucking thing. So crazy. I love watching polyglots though. Like people who know all different types of languages. They do like word on the street things and they go up to people go, where are you from? I bet I can speak your language. It's like Nigeria. And then you start speaking it fully with them. It's so impressive. I think also when you just get to practicing one language, other languages come a little bit easier. If the thing is it's just getting it off your chest and speaking it and practicing it. And because there's a bit of like fear and vulnerability with that where you feel a little silly and dumb. Yeah. But once you get over that, picking up other languages becomes a little bit easier. And I love seeing I love seeing the on their eyes literally glow and them smile when like because people are like off always like when you're like there's a barrier language, you're just like kind of often in the moment you hear someone speak your language. You just smile and you just you become like family like to me. That's so worth it. Yeah. For to like learn the language. Humanity. We all know the same language. Just the piece that could come from it. Everything is just sometimes lost in translation. Yeah. It's cool though. We're getting to this day and age though, where like digitally translating on the spot is becoming easier and easier. But I hope that doesn't lose like the art and the respect of actually like learning a language too. Yeah. Because that like that's the furthest you can go of like connecting with a whole other human. I think America needs to do better about getting kids learning other languages at a much earlier age. I feel like we're always way too late to the game. We expect the whole rest of the world to know. I mean, I feel like they do because wasn't it mandatory and like while we're in school to like learn. We had to pick one. Yeah, but it's like by the time middle school world world's around you get exposed to one and then you have to do like what two semesters or maybe two years in high school. But when you're younger, the plasticity of your brain is able to soak things in deeper. Yeah, but also I had a I mean, my teacher was awesome because he was passing us. But he like he was not strict at all. Like the fact that I don't know like a Spanish, but I passed both Spanish classes means that the teacher was literally just giving us handing us our passing grades. I think you forget too if you don't use it. Like I forgot so much sign language. Really? Get a practice. I thought you know it. I thought you know it now. He knows a little bit angel by hand. I can like sign with a deaf person, but it's like if I forget something, I'll just finger spell it. Right. Which I think is still amazing. By the way, but that would be the equivalent of like me having a sentence with you and being like, do you want to go to. G R O C E R Y H O U S E like it's like. Yeah. Yeah. But he did still it's still much better. Yeah. Most people. So that's good. I don't know how to explain it, but like if you didn't know something in another language, I guess you could still spell it out. Yeah. If you knew all the letters like like that and you knew how to spell everything in that language. But it's wild. ASL is different in all different countries too. Yeah. Like because it's American sign language. They sign differently, even like in England too. It's a different form of sign language. That's insane. So it's not as like universal as you think it is. There's so many sex to it. I forgot there. They could be deaf Chinese people. Yes. They're all out there. They'd be signing an American in English. Like so like home in American La La sign language is not the same as it might be. It might be. There's certain roots and stuff like that. Like that's why a lot of them. Yeah. A lot of them are like visual. So book. Yeah. Yeah. Like I feel like that's probably the same for a bunch. Yeah. Speaking of ASL, I don't know if this is like new technology. I just saw the video. But I think these two students at MIT developed these gloves that can audibly translate ASL in real time. Whoa. Which is pretty cool. Wait, so you're saying something and the gloves will like you sign it out and then you have a digital device on you that speaks out loud. Whatever it is. You're signing on this spot. Yeah. Thomas. And that's really cool. Wow. Nice. That's sick. That's great. So that's pretty cool. That's really cool. I love that. Did you see who bought the Breaking Bad House? Yes. Is that real? I guess so. He said it on livestream. Yeah. I bought it. Yeah. We're just crazy. That happened right after we talked about it last episode. I know. Wild. Just crazy how he was the first one in line going. Yeah. I want it. Yeah. And he says I think he wants to restore it like exactly to how it was and everything. Which is exactly what we were saying before he bought it as like so they need to go back to exactly what that set looks like and just have it. That's probably what he's doing. He's probably honestly, he probably listened to our podcast. Yeah. I think so, maybe. I think he said he wants to like the cast members that are to like also profit off of it, which like I don't know if like you're saying, oh, money needs to go to Brian Cranston's pockets. Or if there maybe was just side characters on the show. I just don't think yeah, I don't think he aren't rolling in the dough as much. Yeah. I don't think they really care to make money off that, but it could go to like a, you know, it could like benefit, like go to cartels that need the money. Dear. Eminent flash flood, flash flood warning in this area. It's a 2 p.m. Oh, it's been due to his heavy fucking raining. I got to get over the hill. Oh my god. Eminent threat is just scary. Yeah, because this is dangerous and life threatening. That's what it says. It's raining that hard there right now. It's raining cats and dogs. I mean, it's definitely like consistent rate. I don't think it's hard. but I just think some areas are just not equipped to this entire city. Oh, we got another one. What other alert? Oh, I think they did a double for me because they know that I don't see these notification. That's nice. All right, I think that's all that's that's all folks. Blit, blit, blit. That is all folks. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of unfiltered. 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