312: We Got Caught by the Police!

I gotta get you some long socks. I normally do, I just. Leah, what are your thoughts on no-show socks? I'm not a fan of them. I'm not a fan of them either. It's just all I had. I was running out of that. I threw actually all my no-show socks away. Oh, like girls? I don't even own them, but for men, especially. 'Cause I call them ballerina socks. It's so crazy. I know, but nowadays. Well, these aren't ballerina socks. These are regular socks. You always had those. No, you didn't have the ballerina ones. I did. Well, for my loafers, not loafers, you know those loafers that I have? Yes. Where are those? Because it used to be cool to not wear socks with those type of shoes. But you needed to wear socks still. So I had those socks for those loafers, but I don't wear loafers a lot anymore, so I don't have any socks like that. But that's the cool thing. It's like having your socks like. Yeah. I saw this talk where somebody a girl was showing her boyfriend, cooking in the kitchen, and he was wearing only those ballerina socks and no-show socks. It looked so bad. She was like, "Oh, my gosh." Her caption was, "Oh, my God, my new egg." I was like, "Zayn." You know what that is? I used to have the no-seems, but it had the rubber on the back of it for the heel, so it wouldn't slip off because it was so small as well. The no-slip on the ring. Yeah. It was right on the back side, so it wouldn't slide down. It used to sound dirty. No, they're not. Yes. Oh, my God. They are dirty. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually the lighting. It was the lighting. No, my camera is so clear that they look dirty. They're actually good. Yeah. You're moving like literally butter. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The fortune right on each bottom of his foot. Yeah. You guys over here. I got Leo over here. Hey, girl. Okay. So today is kind of cool because we also have Leo here to say, "Hey, hey." Welcome back. Hey, Leo. I'm back so soon. Yeah, I know. This is actually really exciting. Should be really exciting for you because this is one of our first virtual episodes. This is our second virtual episode. Wow. I feel so honored. Yes. We want, he has to stay home right now. Just to keep you updated, everybody else knows watching. But heath is home right now because any literally any minute now is going to pop that baby out. And we need to make sure that heath is home. I'm so excited for that. For that. Crazy. And on that note, since it could be any minute, can I get this one little part thing out of the way? Yes. Because I don't want like heath to be like, I got to go buy, see you later without me doing this. Heath as you know, as we said on day one of finding out that Mariah was pregnant, I was obviously going to knit you guys a baby blanket. And guess what? I finished last night. Did you? I did. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Here it is, ladies and gentlemen. This is the baby. Oh, I have been working on. Yes. This is different. One sentence. What do you call this? It's a border that is a moustache, which I usually have done with blankets in the past. Can you show the stock in that side, the other, uh, yeah, no, turn it around, turn it around. This is the good side. Wow. That's professional. There it is. And so very nice. Thank you, heat. I'm so excited for you and Mariah and baby whatever its name is going to be to enjoy it. What do you think, Zane? This is like, no, it looks like the label on it. Yes. It looks like fucking something that you see in a pottery barn or something. I don't know. It's very like high quality and shit. You know? It's nice. It smells like love. It smells like love and friendship and many years of it, um, it's a perfect, um, size for a newborn baby. It really is. It's two feet by two feet. You know, do what you want. You know, you're probably going to get spit up on it. Anything. Get it dirty. It happens. It happens. Have a great time with it. A good thing, it's white because baby's machine washing white. Yeah. It's machine washable. Yeah. It's just fine and authentic sit to you right after this, but thank you, Matt. That was very sweet. Of course, my man. I'm so excited for you guys. Oh my God. I made it with love. I was thinking of you guys the whole time today, just like, uh, just just so you know exactly today, today and today is December 11th, 11th, 11th in two days. She technically has to go to the hospital, but she was telling me, I text him right. I text him right. Like maybe every three weeks is I don't want to bug her, but it'll just like for updates. And I was like, and to tell me that if the 13th, she's fine, she doesn't have to go until the 16th. Like, what's that? Yeah. So we had another like appointment and they basically said, um, if he doesn't come before the 13th, they'll schedule, um, like an induction, right? So they'll like induce her in labor and they were like, you could either do the 16th or Christmas Eve. If you haven't had him yet. And we're like, Oh my God. That's my grandma. That's birthday. Christmas Eve. My dad too. My dad. Do you want a Christmas Eve birthday? I didn't. I didn't. So we were like, okay. We'll schedule the 16th, but then we're like, that's only three days after her due date. And I was like, it's not like that late, right? Yeah. So I was like, maybe we won't even do that. Um, I think we'll just kind of let it ride, you know? Yeah. When it's when it's when it's done, it's done. Oh my God. That's so excited. I can't wait. Yeah, we don't really want to just like, I guess, force, induce just to, for the sake of it. Yes. Just to pick your own date. Yeah, just because, you know, we're trying to avoid a C section and I just feel like it might be like a C section. If you go in and it's not ready, they're like, okay, we'll just do what we have to do to get it out. Oh, Heath. Remember we were talking about this on the podcast and we were trying to figure out if my big ass was, uh, came out of my mom C section or naturally because, uh, because I remember how big I was as a baby, I asked her natural Oh, god bless you, Sherry thing. Thank you, mom. Woo. Yeah. I couldn't believe I was like, Oh, God, mom. I'm so sorry for that. I'm sorry. I didn't kill her. Is it a big ass head? Were you there when we were talking, um, about the, uh, the cut, the cut. The circumcision? No. No. Raise your hand, your circumcision, guys, wait, what do you mean, what cut to like help it come out easier? They just yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, your butt hole could rip, too, can it go all the way down? Yeah. You can cut. Wow. Imagine coming out, imagine coming out of the ball hole. Oh. Come out the ball. No, but like if it's, if you imagine you keep sliding, it was like, oh, oh, this baby, it's like your perinium is that what is that middle? Wow. No, I'm just going to be kind of cool like if you're like, what was that, was that a C section of adults? He's like, actually, anal, actually, uh, oh, that's on him, all right, cool, but, um, yeah. We have Leah on today, um, and we're not going to, you know, obviously whenever we have people on, we kind of interview them, but Leah is just going to be like, I'm just chilling today. That's all duty. But also don't look at my nails because I'm missing half of them. Yeah. We, um, I'll try to hide it. I know you said you were really busy because she was going to come on the last episode, but she was busy. You're busy right now. You're doing like interviews for your show, right? Yeah. I'm a busy girl. Press tour. Press tour. Yeah. You're filming so many interviews. Is it like, how, how much are you, like, how many days are you filming these interviews for for a whole season? I feel like though we did a lot when we were there, but I feel like we're catching up because now things are being edited in. So they have to like fill in the blanks of like some of this stuff might not be being used of what we did in the interviews there. Yeah. So now they have to just pick it up. Here. So I've done two. Um, we'll probably do about a couple more. Got it. And you're, and you're still working like you went to your old job, you, you'd let you do your thing. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. I know. And my boss is, he currently, um, he's Jewish. So I have the best. I have Hanukkah to, you know, do for him and all of his kids. Got it. Between that and this. Oh, boy. Uh, but for you guys for everybody wondering if you're confused, she, she filmed a secret show. We can't talk about it yet, but, um, once it's about to come out or honestly, once that trailer drops, drops, drops, I think we have finally talked about it. I, I can't wait to talk about it again. Do they have a date for the trailer yet? No. No, no date. No date. Well, we got so much to go into. Should we run that intro? Yes. Let's roll the intro, baby. If you ready. Uh, raise your drinks up in the, if you just don't care, it's comfortable, baby. Cheers. Welcome back to Zany Heath unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And I'm Leah. Thank you again for coming to another episode. We appreciate it. We made out with one of my friends from college. Oh, you're wedding. No, not in my wedding. No, it happened recently. I got some text. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Remind me of who this was. Um, you like that? What did you? Wait. Oh, no. Wait. This was recently. Yeah. No, it was recently. I got some texts and he's like, do you know this Leah girl? And I'm like, yeah, I do. And he was like sending picks of you guys and all of that. He said, he did say we all made out. So I don't know if it's like, did he make out with you and then all of your friends? It's fine. I love him. Yeah, he's a gem. I was at the bar, right? So I met, I met Jameson's and that is it's a make out place. It really is. Well, he walked by and he just was licking his lips. He was like, and I go, don't you like your lips at me? And then he was just, he was I'm like, I'm going to go for what I want, right? So I was, he just kind of, he looked cute. Like, so I was like, come on over. And like, he was so funny. Like, he's not normally my type. He's working on Patagonia vest, so I was like, that's gotta go, gotta go. But then, Yeah, we ended up following each other. He's like, how do you know magic? How do you know, Matt? And it's one of those things too, where some people know you guys. Like, do you know them? So they're texting them. Yeah, and he did. Of course, he's one of my closest friends. Yeah, we went to college together and then we hung out a lot when I was single back in the day. And yeah, he's one of the reasons that I met Patricia. Like I wouldn't have been at the party I met Patricia at if it wasn't for him. No way. And you're going to be kind of the reason why they get married. Well, you know, he didn't texted me. He said, should we, uh, should we move in together? Oh, because I wanted him to move here. So I originally when I first started talking to him, I said, because he's in that vest, I knew he did not live here. I know you don't live here. Something. Oh, hold on. He's, he's like, did we lose you for a second? Now there's two heats. Ah, there's always been two. If you needed to piss that bad, he could have just told us before he just psyched it. He just like acts on himself. Oh, no. Wait, what's happening? Zane, I realized that my, my angles were off from where the TV is. So I wanted to be able to look at you guys there and then look at Leah there. Oh, so it makes sense that my head, my head movement was, it was backwards. So I was like, okay, let me just swap these screens real quick. And I went to slide. And it would, I used two fingers and it did it as a back and left the chat. And I was like, oh, shit, but I have it set up now. So, hey, wow, we're taking that little technical difficulty break. She just sent a selfie, Leah, to a cam of her and Matt. And in my head, I was like, you know, he's freaking out. But it's like, why the fuck do they both, why the fuck are they both on a podcast right now? They better not be talking about it. Yeah, that's what I would be thinking. And his nightmare is coming to life because we are talking about it. Wait, and so the last thing we were talking about before you dipped out was that he texted me, should I move in with her? What? Oh, it's not with me. I thought you meant with you. No, I'm a married man. I was joking. Okay, you guys, so I have this bit. I have a two bedroom place to myself. So, every time I meet somebody, I go, I offer my second bedroom to them. It's just this weird bit I do. So, because-- That's why you've had like 15 roommates, because you do have to be a big buddy on somebody's life, yeah. Not my new place, but what I was saying to you guys was, I knew immediately from his vest that he didn't live here. So, the first thing I said to him was, I'm not gonna sit here and talk to you and flirt with you because I know you're not from here. He goes, no, no, no, I live here. And I go, there's no fucking way with that. That's the best that you live here. And he was like, no, no, no, I am, I swear, I swear. So, anyway, we all go back. He had a friend who's literally, we call him Handsome Shrek. He's like, and he looks like he has a Shrek, exactly. So, we go to his apartment and Luke goes, yeah, and Cam's going back to Boulder. And I go, you fucking lied to me. - Boulder. - And I was like, you live in Boulder. He goes, well, I used to live here and I moved. To blow up like, you don't live here, but-- - Wait, I thought he did live here. - He did live here for a long time, and then he went around the world for like, well over a year. And then now he's, I think like in Fort Collins. - Yeah, he was traveling a lot. - Oh, traveling a lot. - But he might be moving back. I don't know. - Wow. - Yeah, so we were on the hunt that night. We're like, okay, let's change our perspective. Let's not go hunting for husbands. Let's go hunting for like friend groups, guy friends. I don't have any guy friends. I don't have a truck that they have. - Because he's trying to sleep with them every day. (laughing) - He's trying to move in. - I'm trying to get them to move my second bedroom. But I don't have anyone to build my furniture. Like, it's me. It's me. I spent five hours building a dress for the other day. - Yeah. - So anyways, we go into the night looking for guy friends. So when we were talking to Cam, me and him were like making out the whole time. Like, at the thing, and I was like, actually not need to shift this mindset. Remember this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I gotta be friends. And so they've been our friends. We made a group chat. And now we've been like, these are our first two guy friends. But I just feel like, I don't know. Cam's not my normal type. But, he's a great guy. - So bullet hole. And bullet, didn't pull bullet holes. Not your type. - My spectrum of my type is very, very broad. Cause all over the back. - You haven't heard from him. Did we talk about this the last episode with her on? Have we talked about, do you haven't heard from him yet? - MIA. - Wow, wow, wow. - I don't think I'll ever hear from him again. - Yeah. - I wonder if he's still alive. - That's what I'm curious about. - Check the o-bits. - Yeah, heath. I just saw a TikTok where in and out is now open. I know we were talking about this last episode in Nashville. The line, it literally looks like the COVID line when you're going to get your vaccine shot. - It was going, oh, I could not believe it. - They had a whole separate parking lot across the street that was every single parking slot full. - Yeah. - Before just waiting. - How insane. - How long are you willing to wait in a line for? - That line is, even the lines in L.A. Like the one that's by Universal, that backs up miles on the street. I'm like, who was just pulling up and being like, okay, yeah? - Right, I'll do it. - But if it's on the street, I'm not going in, but if it's straight into the parking lot, I'll go in. - I'll go in. - Because they are pretty quick. That line is huge. - Oh, I'll wait. - I wait. - No, but the thing is, sometimes it's quicker than even going inside, like waiting in that line. - They prioritize the drive through, right? - To go line, drive through line. - So I was reading the comments because I'm so curious because I know I'm going to see some in and out like workers, like probably in the comments. And they were saying how when those three open, because they open all at the same day, I think they flew in like some of their best from around the world, just for that opening week. And I'm like, that makes sense. You do want your best workers out there because people with the new iPad. - Yeah. - Imagine all new workers. - Oh my God, dude. Everybody's new, the general manager. - That's why I'm not going on opening day. Like, I love knowing, oh yeah, there's an in and out here. That's great, but all wait just weeks. - Wait a minute. - That's to be down. - 'Til it gets situated, acclimated, all of that. I'm not going on grand opening day. - I think everybody should be like that. I don't know why everybody-- - I think it's a certain type of person who just enjoys the line in waiting and getting high. - The hype, they want to get that, they want to talk. - They want to talk, they want to, they want to. - You know what? 'Cause if that in and out there for 100 years, right? They could be like, I was there opening day. - True. - You know what I mean? It's like this like flex that you hold on everybody around you. - That's true, that's true. - Yeah, I get it. In and out though. I mean, fuck, if you guys are gonna have in and out, we want fucking water burger. - Bring it water. - Bring it back. - I don't like water. That's what's in Texas too, isn't it? - Yeah. - Okay, you should leave. - That's what it looks like. - Like five guys to me. - Five, no it doesn't. - Yeah. - Okay. - It's more fast food tasting than in and out. In and out it's got like a-- - Okay, you're on to some things I know what you're talking about. - Yes. - I think it's more like white Cassidy. - I don't know why. - It's like in and out employees like run it. Like it's an institution. - I don't know. - It's very similar to Chick-fil-A. - Yes. - Chick-fil-A and in and out are the same to me. - No. - One's just burgers, one's chicken. - I'll just say what a burger and Chick-fil-A. - In terms of quality or customer service, what are we going at? - What are we going at? - Oh, good. Oh, I don't know. Chick-fil-A's been kind of losing the quality. And the day I fucking saws packets, something went wrong in the manufacturing of the sauce packets recently. 'Cause it used to be, you opened up the tab and the whole thing came off. Now I'm ripping it off and it's going to what it's going up. Three different directions. - Because they need to save two cents per packet. So they got the shitier version now. But you know, added together that's hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I get it. It's business. Capitalism baby. - Yeah, that peel top is thin. - It is. - They're the one with a ketchup, shake bottle. - Yes. - Pack it right. - But their other sauces are like the, I hate it. - Wow. - I haven't been to a Chick-fil-A, honestly, dead ass in a year. - It's not a good job. - How is it? - How is it now? - Look at it. - It's so good. - It's so good. - This past weekend, I mean, it hits the fuck. - It goes down really easy. Like when you're really hungry and you're like, I just need some food in my stomach, but you don't want to eat anything complicated. Chick-fil-A, chicken sandwich, it's so soft. No, no, no, no, no, no. - And if you want to go for the healthy option, get the grilled nuggets. - The spicy rat. - It's bomb. - I thought you were going to say the spice, they're a cool chicken rat. Ooh. - They're cool chicken rat. It's like cool ranch or cool like cold. - Cold. - But you could do it spicy. - Mmm. - Oh my God, I'm getting hungry. Me and my mom, we're on day three of our little hot, hot, hot. - Who would you call me? - I think it would be fast. - Hot girl, it's December. - We're day three under hot girl diet. Day three under hot girl diet. Me and my mom, yeah, no, it's so funny. Seeing me and my mom literally shake at night, because we're both addicted to fucking sugar. Like addicted to snacks. We'll be there at 8.30 p.m. We just, we already had our last meal, like two hours before. We're watching it and we're sitting there shaking, and we're both looking at each other. - We're like fucking drug addicts. We're sitting there like. - You need your sweet tree. - Should we grab a chip? It's like just one chip, honey. No, there's like no mom, we can't have any chips. All right, I'm just gonna do one, you'll have two. It's like, okay, cool, let's do this. Like, no, it's crazy. It's crazy, but like you have, it's either we're all in or we're all out. There's no sense of like sustainability when it comes to us and trying to figure out a diet. Like we have to. - I feel like that's when you just grab a sweet tree and just get your craving over with. - Yeah, but like no, our sweet tree has been the grapes. You know what, but like even then my mom is like, yeah, honey's like, you shouldn't eat grapes. - Grape's isn't a sweet tree. - But they're high in sugar. - Cotton candy grapes. - But it's not a sweet tree, a sweet tree is like a cookie or like the new gingerbread ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's, that's a sweet tree. - I don't go to Trader Joe's. - Or a handful of Eminem's sweet tree. - Yeah, I guess, I guess. - Grapes are not gonna get your craving. - Well, I mean, I'd like to look. I'm again, I'm trying to get back to my hot girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually just came across your photos. - I know. - We're shredded. - I know, and it's funny. When you're looking at my page, I constantly delete one more picture to bring that up. - I feel like it's just a whole lot of you just have to set it up to set it up to set it. - I'm fucking Heath, I just, it's so sad. Like when you're like, you know when your dad is looking at old people. - Yeah, she's like, "Damn, they're good old days." That's how I literally would do a bad filter. Like, "Damn, the good old days." And it's crazy 'cause I didn't post enough. What the fuck was I thinking? I have no pictures from that. People think he's probably edited. But like, I should have taken a picture every fucking day when I had. - Yeah, yeah. - No, and the crazy part, it was not edited. You were right. - I know. - Didn't there was a time where you were so ripping. You're like, "But don't take pictures of me or post it on me because I haven't had my big reveal yet." I'd be like, "Okay, you look amazing. I'd love to take a photo of you." But it was. - Please, can we archive it for later? - Yes. - I know. I fucked up bad. - I probably sit on some good ones of you. - Yeah. - Like, yeah, I should send you. - It's pre-revealed, but you look great. - Yeah, thank you. You know who's next right now for the transformation? - Alex Ernst. - You could tell. - No way. - I just saw his, I just saw his. - Oh, he looks good. - I mean, he's already had like a good figure. - I mean, once you see the before pictures, you'll see that he was, he was choppy. - Has he, but has he shredded down or is he like bigger and musky? - No, no, I would say shredded down. - Okay. - More. But that's, I think that's like, that's Ilias kind of transformation plan usually for everybody. It's just like, like, what'd you say, shred? - Yeah. - It's more shred than like build muscle. - Just cut all the fat. - 'Cause all he cares about is like, abs pretty much when it comes to those. 'Cause like abs are the hardest thing to get when you're working out. But after that, now, I don't care about abs anymore. I just wanna get it big up. Just get it big up here. - No. - So the rest doesn't matter. Yeah, no, that's, you'll be surprised. Like, I'm back to my fat percentage, my old one, but my muscles are making me like. - Well, you should be like. - Well, I'm not like, you know, big big. I'm just like, you know, just it just complements my stomach, big stomach better. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. - I came across a old podcast clip of ours and we were both skinny and I was like, "Damn." (laughing) - What a time. - Even our, even our Vine days, we were, we were snatched. - We really were. - It's crazy looking back. Like we, we kind of ate back then. - No, we really did. - We were okay. - We were like the TikTok boys back then. You know, like the TikTok boys now or like back in 2020, we were that in the Vine days. - What's really annoying is, at Mariah and I, when we got our wedding, I was 163. - You look great on your wedding then. - I'm 190 right now. - Whoa. - Slay. Is that dabba? - Boogie. - Well, it's crazy because like Mariah be like, I want pizza and I'm not gonna let her eat it alone. If she wants ice cream, I'm not gonna let her eat it alone. You know, I got to be supportive. I got to be a good hot dog. - You'd be a bad heeding victim. - Yeah. - I'm riders, we're getting pizza together. We're getting ice cream together. - That's true. - And it's like, hey, it's true. The guy really does gain weight also. (laughing) I didn't, I almost made it to my 72 hours for the fast. I cut it short at 68. - Why? - Just four hours. - He was so close. - I was so close. - Oh, you just really couldn't like hold it anymore. I was, I was, I was pretty, I was pretty ordinary. (laughing) So it was so close and I was just like, you know what? - A lot of the fast. - But what kind of scared me was the night before my whole stomach, my sides and like into my like area started breaking out in hives and I'm like, is this because of the fast? And I looked it up, apparently like you can get hives from fasting and I had to close all over my stomach down my side going into my pants and I was like, this is kind of scary me. I was like, I don't know if I'm like, you know, maybe I'm not cut out for it, you know? And then I was like, all right, whatever. So I just went to bed and the next morning I woke up and I was like, it went away, but I just like still felt kind of funny about it. I was like, you know what, let me just eat a little bit. So I had a little bit of fruit and I had an egg at like the 68 hour mark. - Okay, queen. - And did the hives settle down? - Yeah, yeah, they're fully gone now. But it's so weird that like that just came out of nowhere. - That's crazy. I want like one time in my entire like, I got a shit ton of hives on my stomach too. And I, in my head, like to this day, I thought it was the detergent. Like the detergent wasn't like washed fully out of my clothes, but to this day, that's what I think. But like now that you told me that I'm like, maybe it could have been something I ate too or something, maybe I like fasted all day without like knowing, you know, I just sighed not to eat all day. - But yeah, apparently there's something called like keto hives like when your body goes into like ketogenics or something. - Kitosis, yeah. - It's crazy. - You try whatever the keto world is, I don't know. But yeah, apparently you can get hives from that. So I was like, oh, it's crazy to get punished. You'll try new dyes, you just get punished for it. Like you try to change your life positively. - You could get allergic reaction from no food, but then you could also get allergic reaction from food. I'm like, you know what, we're all losing. - Have you been able to do it in an outline? - Have you been able to stomach though like bigger meals? 'Cause like I bet your stomach has like really shrunk, 'cause like, you can't store as much food. - I've still been eating really like light. So I broke my fast with like a little bit of fruit, the egg, and then for dinner, I ended up just making like a steak and had some veggies. And then today, what did I have for breakfast today? - You skipped breakfast, Boogie? - And then I made a steak again, you know? I'm on my hot boy carnivores shit. - Yeah, that's nice. - Are you gonna ever be a pescatarian again? - No, that was miserable. - That's all fish, right? - All fish, yeah. - And I hate fish. - Oh wow, so why did you do it? - He swore by it though. He had a good, what was it, six months? You swore by that shit. - That's crazy. - And then I thought, I got confidence, 'cause I was like, okay, pescatarian six months, let me go vegan. That lasted a week, and I was back home. (laughing) - I just don't do diets. - I can't follow shit, so. - Yeah, I mean, you know. - If I was a pescatarian though, I'd get a fish egg so fast. - Oh, just like too much fish. - Fish occasionally, it tastes great, but if it was breakfast, lunch, dinner, fish. - I couldn't. The thing is, I think I would eat mostly shrimp, 'cause I think that's like the, that's one that I could eat like more than anything is the shrimp, but also my cholesterol would just, this shit would go up, spiked. Oh, oh my God, guys, Keith set me this video, was it too many? - Oh yeah. - I thought, like, if somebody were to come and tell me this, in my head, I was like, oh no, you saw something, like that's not, they don't do that shit. There's no fucking way. Should I send it to Jared real quick? - Yeah. - Okay, Matt, you're gonna lose your mind because this is, I don't know. - It's like a conspiracy theory, it's a conspiracy theory, that people believe, it sounds like a conspiracy theory, and then you see it and you're like, fucking assholes. There, so it's, you just gotta, just show them. - I'm here, hold on, I'm trying to find our text, 'cause they know it texted it, too. - It's two cops on bikes posted up to the side. - Oh, I'm sure of it. - They have that video saved. - They hired two guys. - Keith, you don't gotta send it to me. I have that video saved. - But yeah, so there's two motorcycle cops hiding kind of behind a building and then they have plants, like people walk across the street and what's really stupid is it's not even a crosswalk. If it was a crosswalk, I'd be like, okay, whatever, people are blown through a crosswalk, go get 'em. But this is J-walking and they just made J-walking legal in LA. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Right, they did. - I thought it was, wait, legal or illegal? They legalized J-walking- - Oh, I saw it. - I did not know that. - I went to a crosswalk, so I didn't have to. - Don't J-walk, though, but they're just not going to write you a ticket. - It's so dangerous. - It is so dangerous. - If everybody J-walks. - It's illegal after people. - It's baiting, it's entrapment. - Yeah, that's fucked up. Here, can you show them the video now? - Insane. - So. - Yeah, I got to take this out. Ventura Boulevard at Woodland Hills. The cops are hiding in parking lots and hiring people to immediately walk across the street and whoever passes in like this guy in blue, whoever passes them gets a ticket, just like this guy in white. - Insane. - Look at these two. And then whoever passes them, they get pulled over. Look at the cops. - Go fuck yourself. - Y'all are fucked up. - It's so crazy. - Because someone's walking in this street and you don't stop for them. - Yeah, you're like, or you're not letting them fully, like you're kind of going around them or. - If someone's not on the sidewalk, you can get a ticket for passing them. But like most people would time it when cars aren't coming. They're clearly trying to run in front of people. Like they could have waited 'til that car passed. - Also, that street is crazy. I'm like, people are flying down that street. - That truck going, that truck going that fast and that guy, he made, that was a poor decision that that guy made to even cross the street at that time. But they're doing it on purpose. - If he would have slammed his brakes to let this guy go, it could have caused more trouble, you know? - Exactly. - And then to give him a ticket for the, I don't know, I just. Are they giving tickets or just giving warnings? - They're not setting that shit off. - I don't know if they're trying to just like promote or get the buzz going that this is something you can get. - These cops have quotas. - I'm just having them on. - I have to have quotas. - At the end of the video, you didn't hear it, but there was a woman right next to the guy filming and she says, oh, they got me. - Oh. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - So little. - Oh, so that you think they got out of their car and just pretty much so they're just so much so. - They're probably driving down and like to park somewhere. And then was like going to all the stores on Ventura. - There's more important shit to be doing. - Yes. - No, and the cops too, they are the community that I work in. Obviously, it's a bunch of fucking rich people. There's this little area in the community where the cop is a motorcycle copy hides in it, so you really can't see him. And there's a four-way stop and you kind of just roll through 'cause it's, I mean, it's a private area. No, it's really in there. But he gets you and I'm like, I got pulled over before and I'm like, come on, dude, I'm like, I'm not rich. I just work here, like, please don't give me the ticket. And he's like, sorry, man, you rolled right through that stop sign. I'm like, you have better things to do than to be in hidden hills right now pulling me over. - The whole like, the whole full stop out of stop sign to me is just such bullshit. - I work. - Because when you see clearly that there's no other cars around and you're slowing down and you don't go completely full stop, but you just like slow down by a lot. and then you turn, that should be okay, but they'll set it up. - One of those ones, it's like if your car doesn't like, you know, do the little lean back. - Yeah. - Sometimes I just go, okay, go. And then it's like, no, it's not. - The other one that pisses me off too is, you have to come to a complete full stop at a red light before making your right, even if no cars are coming. - Yes. - You have to trade it like a stop sign. - Yes, so there's like, I always just pull up creep a little bit, all right, nobody's coming. And then you're good, I got a ticket for that one time. - But there's red light tickets for that too. I got one, I was flying to my gym class, the teacher, you can see my hair like slug in the way. I was trying to make my class and I was like, "Woo, and got flashed." - Obviously, I wasn't going fast, your hair is literally fucking up straight up. - No, it wasn't this, like flying, but. - Yeah, and what's up with school zones? Like I shouldn't be able to like, slow down the kids. - I was like, what's up with that? - I was just like, God, who cares? - I had a friend tell me though, she was like, ignore the ticket because it's like a new law. This friend is not, she's not friendable, by the way. - Just ignore it. - No, yeah, she said it in Los Angeles. If there's not like a present cop, they can't give you the ticket because something, I don't fuck him know what she said. I was like, okay, so I ignored it. Then I went to get my tags on my car and they're like, so maybe I got you owe like a thousand dollars. (laughing) What the fuck, she said, you're curious. - So there's a warrant out for my arrest. (laughing) - I was like, no bro, I was saying I would ignore it, but you definitely should have. - You should have, I was like, no, no, no. - That's crazy. - That happened to be my first parking ticket in college. I was like, oh, it's so devastating. My friend was like, tear it up. I'm like, what? - I tear it up, man. I was like, okay, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, - I got a parking ticket in college. I came into my car and I was like, oh shit. And then my friend was like, dude, just tear it up. Fuck that. And I was like, really? And so I tore it up and then my dad received like a bill that had been charged, you know, all the late fees. - Yeah. - And I was like, I thought you just tear it up. - That's like dirty. - That's really weird. - People that are like getting the ticket and the ticket guys right there riding it sets it and he goes like, this is a rips it in front of his face. I'm like, you did nothing. - Yeah, you did nothing. - You did nothing. - And yeah, like, now you just made it harder for yourself to pay it 'cause now you gotta go try to find it. - Yeah. - That's so funny. - Have you seen the guy that's, he bought like a speed gun and has been your school zone reminded me of this. He is flagging cars that are speeding in a school zone and he throws shit at their windshield. - I know like a karting art kind of thing but he's doing it for school zones kind of. - Yeah. - But he's throwing like, he threw a pumpkin at one of these cars. - I thought that was fake. I thought that was like a stage, those videos were all staged. - 'Cause though the cars will stop but he doesn't show what happens after. So my head was like, oh, this is just like a, they might be, I don't know. - That's still crazy to throw a pumpkin. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's wild. - Damage the car. - Hit the wrong car, you only show. - You might hit a kid. - In that school zone. - Like, yeah. - We shouldn't be throwing anything. That's crazy because that's also, I mean, is that considered, throwing a drink on a car like that is a crime still, right? Or no. - I believe so. - Yeah, it's a vandalism. - Yeah, it doesn't matter if it actually damages the car. - Yeah. - It's usually cause an accident. That person could then swerve and hit another car. - Especially when you get one of those smoothies that blocks out your school. (laughing) - My favorite videos to watch are the videos where it's like two cars at like road rage. You know, somebody cuts somebody off and they're fucking screaming at each other and somebody just grabs their drink and just throws it and you just perfectly makes it inside the other car. It's so uneven. It's just the wars. It's like, it's something, it's like a puzzle piece. It's like, oh yeah, oh god, it's like it made it in nice. - Did I ever tell you the story about my friend that would shoot bottle rockets out of his car? - Oh my god. - Wait, what's a bottle rocket? Or when you squeeze the empty bottle? - No, no, no. - It's a firecracker on a stick. - No, no, no. - It's got the really, yes. - And it's got the little tiny thing at the end and it shoots out. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - He was driving around shooting him out the window and it caused a road rage incident and they got pissed that they were shooting at like cars and they came flying up to yell at them 'cause they wanted to be like side by side so he could scream through the window. And as they were pulling up like this, they didn't realize but the car in front had stopped so they slammed and re-rended another car. - Oh, fuck. - Oh, I was like, that's fuck. - Oh, now you're afraid it was like the other car, the other car got fucked. - Yeah, the other person crashed 'cause they were pissed off that they were shooting fireworks. - Oh, no. - When I was working for you, I was driving to David's for something and I was also texting you, like, obviously-- - Which is totally little. - You should have texted dry. - Totally, yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine when you're texting your boss. - So I'm like, I'm texting and then I literally just slam into the car in front of me. I didn't realize that they were all stopping. And I got so lucky because it happened to be a guy visiting and he was renting the car. And so I was like, he didn't speak barely any English. And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. He's like, well, I'm renting this car. I'm going to Vegas, like, duh, duh, duh. And I was like, okay, we'll do what my information goes. I'm renting it. I go, okay, well, I don't, do you want my information? Like, I don't know. - He probably didn't understand what you were trying to do. - He put me on the phone with the car rental place. So I was kind of talking to them, but I don't think they understood what was happening, but he had got coverage for the car. I've never heard from them since. So I feel like I got away with that, right? - The thing is that I think you never get in trouble. I think for accents with the rental because they have such a good insurance on all those cars. - Well, I was denying. No insurance. - Yeah, me too. - Well, I mean, he was lucky. - If you book it with certain credit cards, they can cover it as well, rental cars. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I don't know if it's Chase Sapphire or if it's MX, but yeah, I was trying to make sure I used that one. - Oh, okay. - That and like test drives for cars freak me out for like getting in an accident. Those are like the two worst cars you could wrecked. Imagine going into a dealership. They're like, "Yeah, you want to go for a spin?" You're like, "Okay." And then you crash on a test drive. - Yeah. - What? - What do you do? - I don't know if I'd be able to replace it. - They can't make you liable for that, right? - Is it like a, you crash it, you buy it type? Like you know, like if you're in a grocery store and you break something, you buy it? - Like there's got to be special insurance that they have for specifically those accidents, like test drive accidents. - Right. - I literally, I don't think I would want to live after that. - That would be awesome. - Honestly, they probably put you down on a like a list for every dealership sees that they create a test drive car. So they probably just deny you at that point. - Right? - I mean, you have to be put on a list. - I think your license should get revoked. Like, it's the one time you should be the most cautious. - Yeah, I was at the Texas State Fair and you know, everyone's drinking at the fair. I'm drunk and I see that there's this whole setup to go test drive the Ford F-150s and stuff. - Wait, wait, and what event? - What the Texas State Fair? And they have like this whole off-roading course and people are zooming on it. And I'm like, are people drunk driving those? And then I'm like, 100%. - I'm drinking at a fair. - But then I'm like, are they breathalizing people before they get in the test drive the cars? I'm like, that sounds like a lot of work for them to be doing. - Was there, was there, like when you, at this fair, in my head, I don't see a lot of like, drink sense, are they serving beers all over the fair? - There's whole massive places where they're serving beers and stuff, and you're walking around with huge fucking 16 ounce or 20 ounce cups. - That is crazy that they're not like, but I wish I like went up to it to be like, how are they allowing these people to drive the cars? - I'm sure they have something there, 'cause that's a crazy even idea. We should have a stand for people to test drive these cars at a fucking bar. - But would it have been a bar? - breathalizing, or would have been like a sobriety test? I don't know. - This is a trust system. - Yeah, I guess. - Not in drink. - I mean, no. - Me, no. - Give me a kiss. - But it's also crazy to breathalize every single person before. - You know what I'm thinking? - I bet they're not letting people drive the cars. - There are drivers and you get to get in the car. - Now that would be fun for us. - Okay, there's off-roading. - Oh, if they're off-roading, yeah. - 'Cause it was so intense. I'm like, I would be too scared to even drive it. Sorry, looking back, that makes a lot of worse that. - It's like a ride on its own. It's a club ride. - Yeah, yeah. - Shit. - Did you all hear JoJo C. Wallace happen to cruise? - No, let's go. - Let's go. Let's do Molly. - JoJo C. I am not. - When I saw the video, I thought it was AI. You know how like, you're just like, all those AI commercials that they're making, like funny, like. - Yeah, it's a real cruise. - It's a real cruise. JoJo C. Wallace cruise. - Is it her own cruise ship? - Or is she partnering with like, no region? - No, yeah, she's partnering with like a big cruise line. But it's like-- - It's like, "Emo Knight has a cruise. "It looks like she's being car-able as a cruise." - Is it gonna be one of those things where it's like, just open to the public, or it's like an influencer thing? - No, no, it's open to the public. - We have to get to know. - But it's actually accidentally buying that cruise, not knowing. (all laughing) - Yeah, you're like, (indistinct) - You and your fucking guy first get on and just like, oh, they're like, no kids, this is fucking a cruise. - I gotta know how many knights is it. 'Cause Knight one's gotta be fun. You're like, you're like, you're like, "He's fun and quirky." And then like, day two, you're like, "Get me off this boat." (all laughing) - It's honestly, I think very smart for JoJo to do this. 'Cause I mean, if you think of a Disney cruise, it's like all kids. - Three knights. - Wow. - Three days. Utopia of the seas. - She's just performing live every night. - I don't know what it is. - Yes, 'cause like-- - A bit angry. - There's gotta be other people on the lineup. Or is it just JoJo every night? - Oh, but it's like a kids cruise. - Yeah, it's a kids cruise. - Oh, I thought it was an adult cruise. - No, no, no. - She's matured out of the kids' scene. - That's why I thought too. But I think that's what makes her really nice money. - I think she tried, but I think she's like realizing that like, I'm just gonna stay in my lane and I'm gonna really go shoot for the stars. - Those poor dads who are buying those tickets for this. - Oh, JoJo, see what trivia. - JoJo. - Oh, Joe, see a lot tripping up. - Wait, can you Google that? Can we, like-- - Dan, that's, I mean, they don't, the first one. - A build a boat workshop, that's good. - That's good. - I was gonna make a joke about that. That's crazy that they have that. - Dan's class with JoJo, yo. - I might go to this. - That is good. JoJo, you are a farewell party. ♪ Goodbye for now to you, my friends ♪ ♪ Goodbye ♪ - What was that, Alabama? - Yeah, ten till we meet again. - Honestly, I think she's, I think she actually is gonna crush this shit. I think it, I think it's gonna do really well. - Hopefully, yeah. Hopefully that cruise goes good. There's no Netflix documentary. Someone goes missing overboard. - Oh my, it's JoJo. - Another Poop Cruise on that would. - Oh my God. - I just saw something happen on a cruise. I fucking forget. Like something else happened to somebody. - Oh, yeah, there was that girl who was murdered. - Oh, on a cruise. - There was like a, yeah, it was like a dad and she, they booked, they bunked her with like her brother and her brother's friend, I believe. - Yeah. - And they, she was like really over served and like one of the guys strangled her and like put her under the bed. I wish I had more details on it. I know what you're talking about. It's really sad. - That hell's going on. - I don't know, cruise is man. - I love TikToks though of someone who's like, I'm going on the worst rated cruise line in the world. Let's see what happens. - I know, I mean, they are bad ones. - I eat those videos up. I love one star review places. 'Cause it's something I don't want to do, but I'm glad someone's going to go. - Yeah. - Do you know what's going to go out of business soon so you might as well get that chance to try it out? Have you ever been on a cruise? - No. - I would love to go on a cruise. - You're a big cruise though. You would love it. You should try it. - Definitely, you got to do a party one though. Don't do like the one we went on. It was like that Alaska one. - Yeah. - That one was like really boring. You got to do like a tropical party. - I want a party cruise. All singles. - Yeah, I feel like that's what you would. - Adults only. No family. - 'Cause we were single on that cruise and we were struggling just to meet some people. - I feel like there was only one girl like our age right now. - I know exactly where she's talking about. - Woo! - Oh my god. - She's just cruising. - You had one? There's one girl. - There's one girl. - 'Cause all the other girls were like take it or have a boy or fiance. - Yeah. - So it's just like, "Hi." - Oh, and she had a fiance. - Did she? - I think so. Remember, he was so pissed. He's like, "Who the fuck are those guys?" Remember? - Oh, yes. - But she was there. - Remember the girl had the same birthdays. - That's me. - That was like our one like. - That's good. - But nothing. - July 5th. - 9th. - 9th. - All right. - What was that date? - My birthday. - My birthday. - My birthday is the girl. - His birthday. I was trying to guess it. I'm not a birthday. - Yeah. - The only thing I remember was the, that's a bus card on me. - That's a bus card on me. - Oh, that poor family. It was, I think their first time-- - Man, he ran through it. - Sound black shit. - Sound black shit for the entire trip. - Yeah. (laughing) - I could see no on board. It was bad. - Man, I kept pulling money out. - So fucking funny. Oh my God. And I just, that showed that we got to watch that. The circuit sales, just like, I think about that. - What are you guys saying? (laughing) - The light. - That's like a little thing. - They had like a, their own version of circuit disalantly. - Sort of disalantly. - Like a, and that girl was-- - Like the little brother. - By her ponytail. - Her ponytail. - Yeah, her ponytail. Which she was like swinging around this stage. And we're like, "Ah, we were up in the corner of our room. "We were up in the corner. "Therunk is just dying." - Oh. - Oh my God, fun, fun stuff. But I'm really glad he got to experience that. And I'm really glad he got to experience that with my family too. It was just such a good-- - Oh, your family was on that one too. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, we were celebrating my brother's engagement. - That's what it was. I was like, "I remember you going on a cruise." - Yeah. - That's right. - But I was just what I've loved to go on the poo cruise. - That, to me. - That's a poop cruise. - That was that one Netflix made a big documentary about. It was like a cruise ship a couple years back. - Yeah. - You should watch on one of your hangover days. It's really good. - You failed plumbing failed and everyone was basically just shittin' in bags. - Wow. - Yeah, there was like poop water everywhere it was insane. You should watch the dock. It's really good. - I will. - I'm never in the mood. - Wait, I never see you guys like following up from my stories. Remember the guy that I was like, "Oh my God, we went in such a good day." - Yes. - It's over. - Oh. - It's over just like that. - The one with the-- Wait, is it the Australian guy? - I wish he was Australian. - Wait, what was it? Can you describe them? - It was the one where I was like, "Oh yeah, no, I went on this hinge date." And it was like the first one in so long. Like, I don't want anything. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you wanted to hold out until you got more famous. - Yeah. - He's waiting for the follower count to go up before he hits you up again. - Yeah. Well, it's over. - Oh, okay, cool. - I did it. And then I went back and then he ended it. - Where did you guys end up going? - Oh, we went to great white. But I already told you we went on the date. - Oh, okay, okay. - But then, yeah. Just took a few days after you guys went on that. - Yeah. Back in the field. - I have no updates for you on my dating life. But I should go on a date. - Is it resistant? - No, I just, I think I just need to go on one very soon. - You should. - I think in the next, like-- - What if I set you up on a blind date? - In the next month that it happened. No, I don't want to date any-- - It's not my friends. - You have a friend for me? - You have a friend for you? - Yeah, a friend for you. I always have a friend for you. - I know you always have a friend for me. - My friends are hot. - Oh, huh? - What are your thoughts on redheads? - I like redheads. - I have a friend. - I like all types of redheads. - She is so funny. - Your redhead girl? - Yeah. - Her redhead. - I think so. - She's so witty, so funny. Even if anything, the date would be fun. - Well, send me your Instagram. - Great. - Should we go through it together? - Put her on the screen. - Oh, but go to that picture. It's the worst when you're like, "Oh, there's this great girl." Let me show you. And then you're like, "Hold on. Let me just find." - But the problem with Zane is, like, I feel like you're like your type, at least from what I gathered from the years of Nounia, is like a super model. - No, no. - It's like the Vegas girl. - What was her name? - She was foreign. - I don't know. - Oh, I remember. - Like that's not real. - No, super model looking or, like, her job is a super model. - I didn't pursue her, she pursued me, so that's-- - That's-- - That opened it up, but that's-- - You can't marry that. - But also, Leah, you have to think about it. Yeah, that might be my type when I'm going through fucking when I'm on my phone. - Yeah. - Because it's like all about looks. - But let's find her life. - Personalities are completely different. There's times where I do like girls and they're not like my type. - Okay. - Basically, but their personality's amazing. - Yes. - And I am interested in them. That just doesn't happen unless it's in person. - Because there's hot and then there's like model hot or like the fake hot. - If we're all on the dating app, yeah, we're gonna swipe right and fucking super models. I mean, who's not gonna swipe right and super models? - Absolutely. - And also, when you have that many girls to go through, there's hundreds of thousands of girls that you're going through. - You never look at a profile, though, and be like, it could be hot. - Yeah, no, I told these guys. - You know, no, you're beautiful. - It's just the photos. - Yeah, let's give it a shot. - And also, it's like when I'm going through it, it's like, it's not even, it's almost like a fee, I swear, it's like a feeling. When you're going through, you're like, that's good. - You know. - It's like that style pictures that they're posting. It's like, there's like a little bit of humor in there. Like, I'll go through and I'm like, ooh, that made me feel something. Swipe right. - I have two people in mind for you. - Oh, you do? - Okay, wait, Zane. Is there, I feel like I've never asked you this. Is there one that got away where you were like, oh, I really liked her, but like, we just stopped talking. Like, she just didn't want to see me anymore. - Oh, were you like I said? - Yeah, they did not live in this stage. - They died. - Oh, they're like, they're not living in the world. - They're not living in the world. - They did not live. - After our date, they died. - It's normally a girl that had me outside of the state, right? Or like, oh, I really like her. We would talk to her and then it would just die off. I'm like, oh, damn. - Okay, here's a question for single people. Let's say you followed someone in the past. You had a fling with. You were kind of interested in them. You're following them. And then time has passed. You see that they're now in a relationship. Do you maintain that follow? Or you say, bye-bye. - You're talking about, like, do you all follow? - What's the ring is on? - Oh, Leah. What's the ring is on? - Oh, there's still time. - There's still a chance. - Some, no. - Keep them in your role today. - Some aren't worth, like, once I see they have a girlfriend, I'm like, oh, piece of shit. But someone I'm like, they got away. - Yeah. - I definitely feel something though. Yeah, like, if there's, even if I'm talking to her for a day or two, if I see she's got me, I'm like, do you click the guy? - Yeah, I'm talking. - I'm talking to you. - What is he doing? - What is he got that I know? And, you know, every time they're better than me. - And three times. - Say no. - Oh, god, damn it. - Say no. - No, I'm like, no, I'm happy for her, though. - I see, I'm obviously like, what is- - It pissed me off more. - If it went away. And I feel like he wasn't as good as me. And I was like, oh, damn, what the fuck? But like, if I see that it's better, I'm like, all right, good. It's sad, but like- - Oh my god. - But when they're not, when they're worse or like, that's because you're like, are you enjoying that? - Are you like a bold data? Like, if you were at a bar and you saw a girl, would you go up to her or were you just like, that girl's hot, I'm not singing. - Like your lips. - Just like that. - Damn, she's really hot. I'm not going to go up to her, though. - That's why. - I'm not saying the exact words that come on her mouth. I was like, yeah, she's hot. I feel like that's why now at the bars, I'm the one having to go out and hunt. Cause they're like, is this a blue job? You know what I mean? Like, I'm doing with the men well. - And I feel like that's happening a lot more today than a YouTube act. I feel like back then everybody was going up to each other, especially when our parents were- - It's also the culture now. Like, it kind of is the girl has to go up to the guy. - Yeah. - It really is. And because I think my biggest fear is going up to a girl and like, being rejected, everybody has been rejected. I think the worst thing is a girl going thinking that you're like, being creepy. - That's such a fear of mine where I just don't even pull myself in that. - No, I'm not being creepy. - You're attractive so you would never come off as creepy. - Leah. - Should we just get very sick? It's the ugly ones who come up to you like, hey. - You know, you're like, okay. - Yeah, but the thing is, ugly comes in, you know, everybody finds different things. - You're a attractive human. - I don't know, Leah. Sometimes I go up to girls and they give me the fucking, they make me feel ugly. - Now what happens? Let's say you hit it off with the guy and the guy is like, okay, vibing to you and you're like, come sit with my- friends. He sits down with your group of friends, but then he starts vibing with one of your girlfriends way more. Oh, you're like, yeah, no problem. You're not like, I don't want someone who doesn't want me. You know, if you're vibing, go for it. But there's no girl code where you're like, this is I'm introducing this person. I don't know. I'm trying to articulate it. I might be a little bit like, oh, damn, that sucks because I thought he was hot. But if he's vibing with my friend more, I'm like, oh, go, because look at the whole bar. Yeah, look at Julia. That's a great one. There's a difference between them hanging out multiple times. And then they maneuver to your friend. That's like, I think that's like, I'd be a more like, if I had a date with him, and then I brought my friend group and he's like, yeah, they texted me last time. My friends wouldn't do that. Okay. Yeah, after a date, but they didn't I feel like it's like, oh, if I bring a guy over to a table, like, it's fair game. Yeah, there's no dibs, I feel like especially the first time. Yeah. Or you know, I don't, I think this has happened before. I don't know where you invite a girl out from like a dating app. But then they, they fuck with, they start fucking with somebody else in the group and you're like, oh, that hurts. Yeah, that hurts. You know, and it's like, do you unmatch after? Do you go home and just unmatch? Like, what do you? I think that's a great reason. Do you unmatch? Or do you keep the match? Like, I'm hoping. I think you should say something. We say something unmatch someone. It says, you've been unmatched. Does that happen? Oh, doesn't say it. Oh, but if you went back to find Zane's message, you'd be like, oh, he unmatched me. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm kidding. No, I've never done that, but I was kidding. I was at a, I was at a restaurant actually. And I'm not kidding. Like, I don't see these type, I see these types of men out in the day in LA, but not at night. I don't know where they hide. But I went to this restaurant called Call of Pasta. And it's one of those like hole in the wall, little Italian places in Santa Monica. It's the best pasta you haven't tried. But you can't make reservations. So you do have to wait. So there was this guy and a girl sitting at a table and we were waiting in our car. And I look at him and I'm like, holy shit. I have never seen such an attractive man in my life. Like straight up, like Greek goddess, tan skin, like long, like to really blonde hair. You could see his piercing green eyes. And I was like, holy shit. Is that his girlfriend? Are they on a date? Like we're trying to just like, we're trying to just like, you know, figure out their lives. But anyway, I take a picture of him. And I put on my, I put on my story. And I said, just put on the tee. Well, I put on my story. I said, does anyone know this fucking man? And one of my friends knew him when she was, oh my god, this is blah blah blah. He's dating my friend Lauren. So I was like, good for her. Like, that is a beautiful man, right? The girl sends it to the girlfriend. And the girlfriend message me goes, ha ha ha. Yeah, that's my boyfriend. Come get him. And I was like, oh my god, girl. Like, is it because he was on it? Was he on a date? No, he was with her. Oh, but like I would have been like flatter. Yeah. Yeah. I would have been flattered that someone thought my boyfriend was like, how about get us mine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So funny. Whatever. But she was like, come get him. And I was like, oh my gosh, I have the DMs. I could literally read them. But it was something along the lines of like, I was like, oh my god, girl, like get it. If he has any friends, like, hook me up. And she was like, no, literally come get him. Suitcases on the on the sidewalk. All he does is eat snacks, eats my meals, blah blah blah. And I was like, so confused. I go, oh, she's hurt. I let her go. Oh, okay. And then, um, anyway, I was like, so confused. And then I get a DM later going, hey, by the way, I'm sending you his friend. Follow him. He knows you're going to be coming. I was like, what? So I follow the friend DM him. Anyway, Alicia actually started talking to this guy at one point. How does this? How does things just work out for you? It's not. But they have to just try. She puts herself out there. No, I know. It's good. But then I mean, nothing ever happened with the guy, but I actually ran into this guy at Jameson's and I was like, I should I say something? And I was like, oh my god, I'm the girl like posted your photo and your girlfriend like went crazy. My DMs and he goes, huh, cool. I was like, okay, that's awesome. But he did just open. Honestly, everyone should just go look at it because he's so fucking hot. He opened a new coffee shop. And he he works it. And so I'm just going to go there and work and just be like, he gets a hundred girls coming in after this. No, you guys have to look at it. Just put it on the screen at this point. Like he is sexy. That's funny. Oh my god. Yeah. Should we go visit him? Click that picture of him in the car. Oh, he's a he's a pretty looking dude. Yeah, I get it. No, the car one or even just like the go next. Yeah, Leah, you do have a tie. Wow. Oh, yeah, you got to see it. He's like piercing in person, blowing gets a lot of sun. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just don't think I'm cool enough for that type of life, you know, well, he did. He was like, cool. I'm not I'm not like an outdoorsy surfer girl. Yeah. Damn, if a girl showed me attention like that, I'd be talking to her for the next hour and a half. Look at that. Look at that. Beautiful. He's a cool guy, Leah. Yeah. Not for me, but it's fine. I'm sure to go look. Look at him holding. Well, holding that crab. He's not even scared. Dude, that's so sick. Hold this ass. Oh my gosh. Sorry. Oh, I'm like, can we turn it off? Do you think do you think he has that girlfriend still? No. Oh, they broke up. Yeah. Oh, Dan, she really wanted to end that tonight. Well, I ran into him. That's when he said, oh, yeah, like we broke up. That's what if you like initially, what if you like I gave him that I gave him fast track that. Yeah, that'd be crazy. I thought that would make me cling on more. Yeah, people think my boyfriend's hot. Oh, that's mine. Leah, I feel like you should try harder for him. I think you should try again. No, now we open a coffee shop. Like he's that guy. I thought he knows he's that guy. And then me, that girl that shows up every morning. I don't know. I don't want a guy that's like, I feel like I have to like work like Chase. Not that like I want. I'm the cooler one. Oh, okay. You know, I see that they're lucky to be with me. I like that self-worth. Yes. To the roof. I don't even know what I'm looking for at this point. I'll just take anything. I'm almost there. Leah, I'm almost I'm at the verge of like a sperm donor. Yeah. I'm like, and I find them. I'm like, so I have your child. Want to get married? I froze your sperm. I paid for your sperm. Do you want to get married? For sperm donors, you have to pay just to look through the eligible sperm. You know, I mean, you just want to be curious and go in and see. Yeah. Just to go look through the files and get the books, but does that, but do you have to pay like a deposit down that like you're taking it seriously? They're not just going to like open up the whole database for you to go through. I know, I know a girl that actually does it. She does it a lot, actually. Donate her eggs or she works there? Donate her eggs. I think she was telling me that you don't get to see pictures. You only get to see description. Okay. Which I find really interesting. I feel like, I mean, I know why they only they don't do pictures because of privacy, but I feel like most people would want to see the fucking picture. Like, I want to see. Dan, that was like, even your sperm wouldn't get picked. Like, you don't get laid and then your sperm also doesn't know. No, thanks, Max. Damn. They go to my picture. Like, okay, I like and then like, can I see a sign picture? Well, no, because actually a description to you can be blonde hair, blue eyes, like strong. And then they can be ugly as fuck like, you don't know. No, it also says like your, your education, it says like everything. It's it even goes into like GPA, which hand is your dominant. Oh, that's wild. And when my mom went in to pick the donor, she was between two guys and the nurse came up and she's like, listen, we're not supposed to do this. Obviously, no pictures, no names. But she pointed to, which one CB 270? She's like, I have to tell you he's an absolute sweetheart. We love when he comes in. No, so your daddy's a sweetheart. Yeah. That's so fun. Wow. But in that kind of crazy two nowadays with like, like, what is it? 23 in me? Yeah. If your dad or your like sperm donor took that and I took it when I find him, that's what I was hoping for. I didn't work. Didn't work. But I found half siblings. Really? That's why it could maybe eventually. I think so. Did you meet up with them or any contact? No, I or do you think it's weird? I followed a couple of them on Instagram and had like very brief conversations. Do you feel like you look like them? One of them. I do. Really? I'm such a spitting image of my mom. Yeah. It's like there's like certain features on one of them that I'm like, okay, yeah, we could be siblings. Does it make you like like when you like when you saw the or when you found the other sibling, is it like do you feel like sad like where you're like, oh, I feel like I need to be in this person's life? Or is it just very like, oh, like no, they have their own life. Fuck it. Yeah. I have like that whole like blood is thicker than water, kind of like saying that people live by. I have no feeling towards that. Yeah. What is that dialogue like though? Once you're like connected with this person, or you're like, hey, looks like we have the same donor. Are we doing exclamation points? Like emojis are they just excited? It seems like we do. Okay. So it's like, oh, cool. And we all happen to be around the same age. Like I mean, I did the test a couple of years ago. So it was like early to mid 20s, you know, but yeah, we were all around the same age. Just the 23 and me database know that you are a sperm donor or that there's just this connection. There's just a connection. Okay. I guess too, if you're a sperm donor and you don't want to be found, you wouldn't take that. Yeah. True. Would you guys do it? Don't need sperm. Yeah. Would you like, would you do it knowing that you had like, would you think about the kids in the world? I mean, I guess if you're thinking of it in like a way that you're helping people, right? But like, but also there's so many other people doing that already. I feel like at that point, if you're doing it, you're just like, I want more of me out there. How other way it can you look at it other than that? There's, I think there's good money in it. Oh yeah. - Yeah, it's really good money. - There's a great documentary called Spurm World. It's actually really just gross. (laughing) - But it's a balance. (laughing) - Somebody AI Spurm World. - Spurm World. - A water park. (laughing) - Spurm World. - It just dives into that world of sperm donors and how also it's really expensive just to get into the whole system of it and there's a really gross, I don't call it a black market, but just an underneath market where it's like a done over Facebook groups and marketplaces and stuff of people donating sperm and it's just some sleazy type of personalities of, I don't know. Like, do you wanna be in the same room with me? As I do it, like, really weird frecos that are taking advantage of just like poor people who are just trying to get sperm. It's bizarre. - Yeah, oh my god. - It is weird to know they check in at the front desk and they're like, okay, go to that room right there They give you like a magazine or like a movie or like whatever it is. Yeah, we say. We just so they're in there. So they give me like a Brasers account like what's going on now? We are headset. You're just doing it on your phone. Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah. Good point. Good point. What's the Wi-Fi past? Just share it. Okay. I got it. Thank you. All right. I need it to when like if one goes through. Do you know that? Like if if it's successful, like the transfer is successful and a kid's, you know, Oh, they don't like to know how many you have out there. I don't know. I think I have no idea. I bet they don't. I don't know. Can you opt in for that? Oh, I like to know you have five kids out there for the privacy of the other family. They probably don't. Yeah, I think that's part of your agreement is we will not. Yeah, the peak your offspring can. Yeah, because I feel like they could if someone was like you wanted to know, like I want to know where my kid is going. They just if they know they were just like how many? Yeah, like if it's successful or not, because you can transfer and doesn't work, right? Yeah, yeah, I guess. And do you think your other half-siblings did you have this exchange with them? Did they live nearby where you're from? Are they from the Cleveland area? Or did they like their sperm traveled halfway across the country? No, they were all I think still in Ohio, because so my mom went to the Columbus sperm bank. And then we ended up like living in Cincinnati. And but I think they were all still around the Columbus area. Columbus. Nice. You're from Cincinnati, right? Okay, sorry. What's weird? What's weird is I just found out that he's actually from Kentucky. What? Well, my parents live in Kentucky. But it's like right there next to Cincinnati. It's so weird on the map to see it that it's considered Kentucky. The Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky. What? Oh, and like the the call sign like the three letter is CVG, which stands for Covington, Kentucky. Isn't that crazy? It's like two days ago. I like bowling green. I've been there, bowling green. Is that a little it's where Western Kentucky University is. It's like the restaurant capital of the world and home pretty close to Nashville, Corvette Museum. Get out of here. Have you anybody ever been to the Kentucky Derby? No, no, I want to go one time. I think it's a good experience. We should do it. Just bet on a horse. Get all fancy. Yeah. I'll fucking see all the girls with a hat. Yeah. Shit. What's the like the what's the amount that people like bet on horse is there? Like do you have to put like a certain amount down on a horse or give you like any amount? One of those tiktokers bought a horse that races in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Griffin. Yes. Yes. Yeah. We're just talking about that. That's crazy. I was like, by the way, have you always like bet that she's like, no, I actually just got into it like a year ago. No, it's horse like wins. Yeah, I know he's like he loves that horse. He loves that whole world now. And you make money from this horse's sperm too. If you're horse wins, then you're just shooting out loads and loads of money. And you can literally that's great. You could sell a nut for like a hundred grand. Wow. Imagine what if okay, so what if you gave a horse sperm to like what if what if you switched one day at that off it in the in the plan? I don't think you don't even finish the horse sperm with a human sperm. Like and she's like, okay, and then it puts it like it wouldn't it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work. Has it been done before? Sure. No, people have to horses. Yes. It's been done in science realized it doesn't work. I refuse to pay my car payment. I don't want to. What do you mean you don't want it? You have to leave it. Didn't you just get like or did you get paid? Aren't you paid now? I'm paid, but like it just doesn't make me feel good. Like my, I'm trying to be an adult. Right. My right is now 3250. And it hurts, but I love my house. Then my fucking car payment is 600 dollars because I had to have a Jeep Wrangler and then that hurts. So it's like all my money is going towards me like my life. It's not, but Leah, you have that's you have on their toes. You have the option to give me one more time. I'll fucking pay the option to live a like a live a little cheaper life than that. For sure, but I don't live like that. That's your two bougie now. You're like I live a little bit with them without weight. What is it out of your means out of my means? I would say within whatever you get. Honestly, if I was like a Kardashian and you for a few years, I probably would start living like that too. I just like I've always been like that though. Yeah, like you've all like even I had that mentality. I'm just stuck in this body. Rich bitch mentality. I get that money in money out. Also, do you see that now like a hundred K is like considered like lower, like high low class? I'm sure. Yeah, because the fucking everything's so goddamn. I kind of make fucking like 300 K a year to be okay. But you could still like done comparisons to the great depression and today. Like how far your money goes? It's actually worse today. Wow. Really? But TV is so cheap. I actually buy a TV TV TV. TV used to be thousands of dollars. Now they're hundreds of dollars. I like to get a new one. Rent TVs to have them. Now it's like. Well, you're in is like, I don't know. It's more expensive than the stuff that I need. I have my fossil from fucking college. It's like a brick. It doesn't have smart TV on it. Oh, the back. It's kind of back. Wow. I've seen those TV's a long time. The TV is curved, but it curves the out like towards you. Yeah, it's like it's like a not like the back back. It's not like the old, like what Matt had. All right. All right. It's just like a huge, so heavy. Get a new one's like, fuck feather. Yeah. The TV I won on Let's Make a Deal. Like the 75 inch OLED Samsung TV. It was like a thousand dollars when I won it. Now Best Buy. It's $200. Wow. I'm going to Best Buy. That's crazy. I'm going to buy a TV because they're making LCD screens now all at like one bunch. And they can make multiple at the same time. Yeah, manufacturing wise. And so it's just becoming easier. That's why they break so fucking fast. That's why TV. That's why for three weeks, you're watching TV and obviously see a green fucking square on the corner. And then you have to re re-buy another one. Okay. This has been fun. This this was a great episode. Did you want me to say my? You're watching TV. Do you think? No, we'll save that for the online. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, that's all we have for today, guys. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Zany Heath on filtered. Everybody wish he's all the luck in the world. He gets some sleep tonight. We honestly thought he wouldn't be here today. We thought he'd be the hotspot. But now this is the truly the last thing you'll say. Well, last time you see him probably for like an episode, right? Maybe you might not be on the next one, right? I'm just I'm kind of just winging everything. We're just going to play it by ear. Yeah. And if I can, I can. If we're in the hospital. Yeah. Okay. No. All right. Well, make sure to send Heath and Mariah all the messages. Wish him luck. We can't wait to meet the baby. And I'll send that baby blanket to you. Yes. Yeah. For you to free Nanny here. Cool. As always, you can check out. 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