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That is right. And the Connor will be there in the webbing. In the webbing. Welcome to a scenic lake cock and ball. It's a heart. If you just look at it, if you look at the very top, if you really, really look at it, you think Connor's ever looked at a dickhead. If you look hard enough, it's, it is, it's a heart. A heart. I've never sucked a dick. A heart. A heart. A heart. Yeah. Yeah. Connor Griffin. The heart sucker. That sounds, get over your ass at first, I have a heart on it. That's good. Oh, my God. That's good. Oh, and Connor Griffin, Jay, what a better way. The heart sucker. The heart sucker. Kids got a lot of honor. Connor Griffin. A heart sucker. That's a cool nickname. And then it's just like, how'd you get that? Well, I sucked it. My boys gave that to me because I suck dick. I suck on pecker. I suck in bounce on dick. Anyways, what's new? I don't know. I don't know. Football's here. Football's arrived. We've got here. The Rutgers fan is often main right now. Uh huh. Going to hike with his, his girlfriend and Corgis. I'm not sure. We didn't really ask about that. Should've asked about the Corgis. He said about going to hike with Corgis. Okay. Are there just random Corgis? Is like Corgis mountain in Maine? Yeah. Have you guys spoken to him about the Rutgers game? We called him 12 times on mostly sports to discuss the Rutgers game. One of them. He didn't have any service or the ability to see the score. Oh, that sucks. But he is once again on a hike with Corgis. Are they hiking dogs? That's the royal family. It was big Corgie people. That's right. But are they, uh, yeah, dogs and type hikes or are Corgis the dog of the moment? They used to be. Is it weeners now, Dana? Is it weeners? Is it golden doodles? Is there French or French bulldogs had a moment? Frenchies had a moment. Who's it? Who's the dog of the moment now? I'd say weeners. There's four people that work at bar still that have weeners dogs. There's one in here. There's one in here right now. Yeah. In the 80s, Cocker Spaniel was the dog of the moment. You don't see Cocker Spaniel's anymore. Now, I feel like golden doodles have gold and golden doodles are everywhere. Yeah, golden doodles everywhere. But weeners dogs are everywhere. I know. They're hot streets. Weeners walks. I mean, yeah, you're in that huge weener walk. Yep. And there's a lot of weeners. Tons. Tons. Yeah. We didn't come in last last time. They're data to say the number one dog breed by sales. I'm sure there is this year like I feel like weeners dogs got to be up there. But Frenchies, I think Frenchies might still be in their moment. Frenchies have been hot for a while. Are Frenchies happy bulldogs or are all bulldogs? They got a lot of problems. Wanting to die. Breathing problems? Yeah. There's nothing with bulldogs is like bulldogs are genetically fucked. Every second of a bulldogs life, it's like, please kill me. There you go. Frenchies number one. The lab, the golden retriever. Now, those are stalwarts. They're always there. Yeah. I didn't know German Shepherd was still hanging in there at five or for number four. Good for them. I feel like golden retrievers were the 90s. Yeah. All my neighbors had golden retrievers. Well, comment from full house was obviously a golden retriever. Huge. That's right. Yeah. Airbud. Airbud golden retriever. He's a golden receiver actually. Yeah. Dana. Yeah. That's stupid. It's okay. Dana. No, no, no. Don't lose Dana. Sorry. Be nice to my friend Dana. Okay. Here we go. Did that boost callie sale? Oh, I would assume. Yeah. You don't see those. When I was a little kid, a lot of my, a lot of people had callies and you don't see callies a lot of you. Yeah. Right. Is there a famous dog for every breed? Does it feel like there's a famous pit? What's the, what's the, what's the biggest pit bull? The right. Yeah. Heaches. Oh, yeah. What's the. Oh, true. She saved you on that one. All right. What's the breed that doesn't have a famous dog leading? Is there a famous Boston Terrier? Has to be. Yeah. It's, um, Snoopy's a beagle. Snoopy's a beagle. What's, Toto is Scotty? No, Toto's, Toto's a carn terrier. Okay. I had a carn terrier once. You know what we named it? Toto. Yep. Okay. Uh, um, man, good question. It's a damn good question. You know what? Nobody has it anymore? Tell me. The last time you saw somebody walking around the city with a Dalmatian on a leash. I feel like they're very, I heard they're hard to maintain. Oh, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they'll bite you in a heart. Yeah. That's my oaf for joke whenever I see when I ask the owner what type of dog is that? Never has landed at her. I wish Dana had one. You know, I've never got around to owning all the dogs because now they have kids are allergic. I used to own so many dogs, um, but I never owned a great dainn. I always wanted to do a big, great dain owner. Marmaduc. Marmaduc. Uh, you got them all. Marmaduc's funny. Was he funny? No. Look at the job of Snoopy. Beagle. Beagle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What are those big old slobbery ones? Uh, they're like the master. St. Bernard. St Bernard. That girl friend had a St. Bernard thing was fucking awesome. Uh, that would be Beethoven. Oh, yeah. That's right. I loved that movie. That was probably top five for me as a kid. What movie? Beethoven. I'm joking. I'm just fucking around. Kate, have you been on that all lives ever website? No. It assigns you like statistically a person's life at any human ever. Calm. No. You would love it. It assigns you a person that's existed. Can we do that now? Yeah. Yeah. I am a African woman that died at 67. Six children. Oh, yeah. And that was a real person. Dissentary got me. Yeah. Well, they give you statistically their story and like it's just. Yeah. Oh, my God. Kate, you would love it. Should we go around the horn? Yeah. Find who we are. Okay. So Kate, you, what year were you born? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. Kate. Okay. I do. I do. That's me. That's why me you. Few years give or take. Okay. What is this? Where in the world? Ooh. Give me. Eastern Europe. No, you don't get to pick. It draws it randomly. But that's what I'm saying. Oh. Oh, I didn't mean to say it like that. Oh, you're Indian. [LAUGHTER] Fuck. [LAUGHTER] Well, you're a boy. You're an Indian boy, and then let's keep going. In the '80s, I could say. And this is how those Indian boys, then here's your life. Let's see how long you live, Kate. Hey. Oh, slow down. 30 seconds. Oh, cardiovascular disease got you, Kate. And then read a story. Let's get your name. Read it for me. Abdul! Oh, that's so mean. It was part of the culture side, near Papa. In 1980, grew up in a village with about 200 people. It's almost brick or concrete house. He was the first of five children. He was 32 when his dad died. Abdul lived on rice lentils and chickpeas, river fish, and gourds, and leafy greens with mango and jackfruit as well. And sweet tea too. He was able to read and write. He was five foot five and just tall. Wow. I'm sorry. You're already a muscular disease. It's tough. The silent killer. They buried me within a day. They just got right to it. Yeah, you weren't famous. Fuck. There's a real guy. No, it's like-- Oh, okay. --cistically odds of like-- Oh, okay, okay. Damn. It's an algorithmic life based on real lives. Yes. Who are dying at 36 of cardiovascular? Yeah. Let's get Dana alive here. What is that? So is that like heart, heart attack? It's a good website. I figured you'd love it. Thank you. Yes, I would be doing that. Let's see what Titus is. If I'm just liberal. Uh-oh. Fuck you. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Can you get just liberal, James? Yeah, probably. You're liberal. You lived a long time. You're only going to live to like-- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, you died at one. This is sad. Fuck. I don't want to read the story. Oh. I don't want to read it either. Oh. That's a downer. That's a downer. Oh. Happy Friday, everybody. Labor Day. You were the fifth. This isn't fun. Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting a baby death. Can someone-- Let's pick it up a day and a day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Dana. It's all over here. It's a little brawn. Let's get-- Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Was America all around you? No, obviously not. Oh, my God. Was there land there yet? Yeah. How anybody there? No, I know it wasn't called America, but was there land there? What do you-- The land was here, yes. What was it called? Well, nobody had found it yet. So nobody lived there. Well, no. There were people. So I'm just asking, is there a chance I could be born in America? Yeah, but you're on the Nile. Okay. Yeah. I died. Oh, no, you-- Oh, look at you. Oh, that's really shit. Let's go. You were born. You lost your first 10. I mean, orphaned-- Can you be orphaned at 24? No. Had six kids and died at 55 of heart failure. I'll take that. Two surviving children and two grandchildren. Oh, you lost. That's a beautiful life. All right. Yeah. Well, that guy, Fox. Wait, you got an Egyptian. Did I-- That's an ancestor of yours. It's giving Mel Gibson too. Oh, yeah. President Day Cairo. Oh, shit. That's right. Yeah, look at us. You think a monkey ever stole his hat? He's not wearing one. What a fun. Let me get up in here. Okay. Okay. Let me get up. Titus, man. Oh, no. That's really-- I don't think I've felt any pain, though. Yeah, no. Wait, I think it was a quick death. Yeah, it's better than being a bulldog. A bulldog. Did we-- Did we use all our free lives? I guess. I don't know. We had to pay for more lives. It was to say. That was fun. Yeah. A little bit of a little time passing. I want to play till we get LeBron. It's our new celebrity. It's just with every human ever. I remember there was one that would tell you if you went to Vietnam or not. Oh, yeah. If you got drafted. Okay. So I'm in the most classic-- Middle Ages? Most classical era. All right. What seats? Huh? B, C, and then-- C. C's after? I've always wondered what is-- I thought it was A, D. What is zero? One. Well, zero B. C. C. Just Christ. Yeah, just Christ. Yep. All right. Mississippi. Mississippi. Now, this time, I could be in Europe. You could. And you are. I'm in Paris. Paris. Paris. That's pretty good. Oh, Paris boy. All right. Things are okay here. Smallpox. That was a big thing. Oh, I'm-- Hey! Oh, dear. Oh, no. Brandon, how old are you right now? 47. Oh, shit. Oh, no. How'd he go? The flu. Not the fucking flu. Oh, no. Ah. I'm rolling three. I'm rolling three. You would have been friends with Chef. His village, 600 people. His home was a surfed one-room hovel. You don't know the half of it, brother. A third child of five. There's left, left, left, left mother. There's thirty-two. That seems fine. There's a father. There's thirty-nine. I ate wheat and rye bread, pork and poultry peas and beans and cabbage, leeks and turnips. What's that? Apples and pears. A meager course table with little meat. I never took a wife. I left no children. Oh, a little height, huh? Ah. The greatest distance I ever traveled was two days walk to a nearby market town. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, right. Oh, handsome boy. Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah, fun sight. Check it out. No, no. I got my African lady. Oh, you're going to be another African lady. All right. Let's hope. She died at 67. That's the best of all. Keep going up. Keep going up. Oh. Ooh. Okay. You get to see Jesus. Maybe. Oh, what if you are Jesus? What if you're Jesus? Oh, yeah. Wasn't he 27? Mesopotamia. Wasn't he 27? He was. Oh, oh. Oh, my God. Give me God. You are the son of God. You are the father. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. Look at that. Yeah. I died in an accident. I got an accident. What was my accident? I died in a Chevrolet accident. A mirror? I guess. That's. Yeah. I could see it. How'd I die? What kind of accident? Just an accident. Just an accident. We laid you beneath the floor of the house. Or in a large jar. I don't want to keep making a large jar. Yeah. Good, good. How many times do you go through a month? There's a lot. I like. I like. You're a curious website guy. I miss the time of when we went to different websites. Now it's like three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the what's the hot game? Is it this one? Like what's the internet? 82 and 0, Brandon. Yeah. That was very popular. The ones today. Two hours. What's the one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Two hours. What's the one? Yeah. There's daily play once kind of games. Still doing connections every day? I'm still doing connections every day. I'm doing a lot of tune tones. What's tune tones? It's like you've got to match the color to the cartoon. Like it's one of the colors is off. And you have to slide color sliders to match to the cartoon. Oh my god. Really, I can tune tones. They have that with country flags as well. What's that? That's cool. Yeah. A flag tone. Flag tones. Okay. Yeah. I know we don't love sparkle over here. But I just, I just crush sparkles. I do too. I do too. Right. I can't front. It's not very good. I play the same one a lot. There's one draw the or pick the 50 states without the state outlines. It's just a blank map. And you have to click where the state is. That's nice. I played that once or twice a day. That's nice. No outlines. No outlines. Pick the state. Is that diarrhea? Yeah. Yeah. He's got diarrhea. It's a diarrhea run. You mostly boys get diarrhea a ton. Yeah. Well, you know, we're around TJ. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea is contagious. Is it to see the, see the patient zero diarrhea? Patient zero diarrhea. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I do that one a lot where I will try to pick out the state without the state outline. Okay. Once you get the big one, if you can just, if you can go 10 or 12 states without having to choose Delaware or Rhode Island, actually Rhode Island is pretty easy. But Delaware or what's another tough one? Like Maryland, Maryland's tough. That's just, yeah. You're guessing. Yeah. Those are the two. Rhode Island is pretty easy because it's tucked right in under the horn of Massachusetts. Um, that's how boring I am. Yeah. No, I think we all just have our interests. I guess you said you had another sports topic. Kate. Oh, just that I went down a rabbit hole. I posted about every now and then somebody here pulled up the Cleveland thing where they released 400,000 balloons or something like that. Did you ever see that? It went horribly wrong. Yeah. I mean, I was like, I was like, do you remember the Cleveland baseball drop of 80 whatever? I don't know that. You don't remember this? No. Can you please Google Cleveland baseball drop? I think it is. They wanted to see if anybody could catch baseballs thrown from like the tallest tower. Why Cleveland not? Why? Why was Cleveland so curious to do these things and not know that it could go wrong? I don't know. They ended up shattering a woman's wrist. Like people, they were just throwing these balls down and Clevelanders had baseball gloves. In the head. They like, I think a car got pretty smashed. And then people started running and screaming when they realized it was going awry that you can't just throw. How many balls did they throw? City looks bleak in these videos, by the way. Yeah, that's Cleveland. Is that what looks like to death? Yeah. When did Cleveland start being the butt of the joke? I don't know. From the get go. The mistake by the little lake. Oh, the tower. Yeah. That makes sense. What? Down below were six of his players hoping to make the immaculate reception. What? A professional men's softball team? It started as to one car and two observers. Among them, 24-year-old Gale Fulinski of Strong's Guild was broken. No. Wrist will long reminder of the lofty loft. On the fifth drop, history was made. An outfielder Mike Zirafloss was on the receiving end. Oh, these people? No one? They started going in towards the building and then I started going in. But I can see those coming outside. I just went back on it. and that's it. What was the difference? - It just parsed to aftertar. - Yeah, that is, yes. I just really liked that. I like doing stuff just for the sake of doing stuff. - Just a good, but you say we don't do enough stuff these days? - I just like weird stuff. - Actually, this was just the, yeah, this was Rome throwing ice cream to Bitcoin. - Yeah, yes, it was. - Yeah, you're right. Wasn't ice cream too much like that? - Ice cream into a cone. - That's right. - Yeah. - Back in the COVID-19. - Really long time ago. - COVID was six, six years ago. - More than six. - Six? - Six and a half. - What's the date right now? - Yeah, but I guess you could kind of, you don't really. - You were doing the start of COVID, like that. - And a half, yeah. - Yeah, 2020 was the year of COVID. - What are you guys still fucking hate each other? - Actually, branding you wrong. - Yeah, fuck you. (laughing) - We, we, we, we, we, we have awkward conversations in the halls of barstool from time to time. - Yeah. - Yeah, don't we? We're still, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't mean, I don't. - What? - There's no hostility. - No, there's no hostility. - Somebody, somebody commented, it made me laugh. After the, the survivor episode, they're like, how could you do this to Brandon? He, he's been your big brother for six. - Yeah, that's, that's silly. - Have you ever considered yourself a big brother? - No, no, no, no, no. But that's the walk the line, universal. - Yeah, it always, there's a walk the line. - It's, it was funny. - The, the peak of that show, it's one of the best shows of all time. - Really? - Barstool history, I would say. - Walk the line was something, we, we, you know, I guess probably about six months in to maybe a year before we all hated each other. - Yeah. - It happened quick. - We had McCarthy sitting there in a gimp mask. We had McCarty, we, we saw McCarthy's family RV. Might have been the greatest clip in show history where we're doing, that was during COVID. - Was that when you found out McCarthy's loaded? - Yes. - And we should have known, motherfucker drives or Mercedes and he had a, he had a, he had a house with just a Wisconsin wall in it. - Wisconsin football wall in it. - It's truly one of, one of my favorite shows I've ever done. - Jay McCarthy's a spoiled rich bitch. - Yes. - He's, he's useless, not talented, does a lot of cocaine. - Yeah, he gets what he's here is Colombian shit. - His hair looks good though. - His hair looks good. - And I, am I saying all these things quite aware that he is sitting in the gambling cave right now watching the show, yes. - Where is he at? - He gets far to the right, unless he moved. He might have moved. Nope, nope. - Nope, that's him, that's him. - Where? - The shadows? - Yeah, the gammo right there. - Where, right there, that's him, that's his outline. - He has, he has been there for two hours. That's his ass. - Is he sleeping? - I don't know, but he hasn't moved from that spot and that's why I was fucking with him 'cause there's face in there somewhere. - You little hungover Jackie? - Yeah, Jackie. - Long night at Kanye. All were you outlining it, yay? - Move. - I can't tell, he might not be there, Reddick. That's a black screen. - No, his legs are moving. - Where do you see legs? - Do you all see his leg right there? - Up, up, up, up, get a little McCarthy. - Jackie, I said you have good hair. - Jack, the way we're insulting you is saying-- - Oh, there he is. (laughing) - There he is. - Oh. - Oh, little baby. - Oh. - How is, yeah, the way we're insulting you is saying you're filthy rich and loaded. - Give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed "Walk the Line," Jack. - Damn. - Oh my God. - What's up with him? - Did you think "Walk the Line" was gonna be your big break? (laughing) - I think "Walk the Line" wasn't my big break. "Walk the Line" led to Yak. - 'Cause well, I thought a, I thought a, um. - "Walk the Line" was awesome, man. - "Pick Central" led to Yak for you. - No, "Walk the Line" I was on Yak for, I was on "Pick Central." - Oh, no kid. - Yeah, 'cause the Super Bowl week of Yak in Miami, I was already on the Yak and they kept messing with me about the "Starter's Pick Central" coming. They kept playing the "Pick Central" theme music, which was when we played music. But "Walk the Line" was at like 11. Yak was at 12. I would always be in the vicinity. And that's how I got, "Big Cat" was like, "Come on in." And I came on in for like three months and finally I was just on the Yak. - You were coming on in for three months? - I was probably a "Come on in" guy for three months and then Koli left and when Koli left I took his seat. - Look at that. - No, there's no way. - That's exactly what happened. I was a. - Well, when he left the Yak, no, when he left the company. - When he left the Yak. - Okay, yeah. - No, he stayed with the company in wherever he lives for a while, but then, yeah, I took his seat on the Yak when he full-time seat. But I was a "Come on in" guy for a while. I was, you know, the guy that has nothing going on, but when somebody's out comes into the Yak because that's all you can really do. Yeah, that's what I was. - He's looking at me. - That's, I have plenty going on. - Yeah, I was a Caleb's film whenever Caleb was out and as soon as Big Cat asked me to do that, Caleb just moved. - That's right. - So as soon as Caleb comes back, I'm off the shit. - And as soon as Koli comes back, I'm off. - Yeah, there we go. - What about Karabas? - It would be cool if the Yak just reverted back and then ended. It would come off if Karabas came back. The original Yak was Ron Karabas. - He actually, Karabas actually left the show. So when we moved from the nighttime slot to the afternoon, he left and he chose to do, yes, CCK, which was. - Check, can you remember the order of arrival there, buddy? So it started with Big Cat, you, Ron and Karabas? - Yeah. - So Karabas is the first out? - Karabas is first out, yeah. - I think it was like a mutual, like. - So then Koli comes in? - Koli and Caleb, I think, together. - Koli and Caleb, and then Kyle's next? - Officially? - Yeah. - Kaby came on during one of this, I feel like both of you might have been there, maybe not Nick. - No, Kyle's before me. - Kyle's initial debut was the worst I've ever seen. - I've heard that. - What do you mean? - Is there footage of it? It was the worst you've ever seen. - Yeah. - We had Josh Graves wrap battle. (all laughing) - That was one of the most uncomfortable. - That was the worst first appearance you've ever seen. - Unlike as a part, I think at that time he was a guest. And it was like, okay, let's bring this new guy in. And I think he was, it's not a knock against Kaby. I think he was just very shy. - Yeah. - And did everything to contribute at the time. - And it was a smaller cast. - Worst you've ever seen. - That's that stuff. - I think he would admit that. And I mean, he's, you know. - But we've had some really, really, really bad first times. Kyle's debut on the deck was the worst chase ever seen. The worst first time on the deck ever. - I feel like Kyle wouldn't have done that. - Yeah, I think Kyle has said that. - I'll bow her. - I think Kyle has said that. - Yeah, it was so noteworthy about how bad it was. - He just was shy. - Not only shy, but like when you asked questions, he just didn't answer and just didn't talk. (all laughing) - But I don't even think that could still be the worst. - I think they made him do an ad read and he just like took forever. It was, it was, it was uncomfortably bad. - I need to see it. - But I mean, he's gotten pretty good. - Yeah, he's, he's incredible. - He was always a shy, quiet guy. - Yeah. - That should be like a wheel punishment that you have to watch the Josh Prey. (laughing) - Oh yeah, that was, that was a hard. - That was a tough one. - Yeah, I'll revise my take to him. - I can't throw him a like a life raft. Say, hey man, I'm gonna walk you back out of this thing and he just threw it back and said, nope, I'm here. - Rappin' at the stools brought nothing but trouble. (laughing) - Nothing good's ever come from a wrap. - I don't know this one. - Josh Prey was, we had hired him. He was a Facebook guy. - Comedian from-- - Big on Facebook. - Big on Facebook. - Yeah. - From a Florida guy. And he came on the show and he decided he wanted to make it known that he could beat Ron in a rap battle. And Ron was at first dismissive in a good way. Like, okay, all right, cool, cool. And then he kept going and going and going. Eventually Ron was like, dude, if you keep going, I'm gonna fucking destroy you. And so he had, he had Josh do a couple of lines and they were pretty wretched and it was-- - And then Ron called him a pussy and maybe in a line, he was like, the one thing you can't do is call me a pussy. That's the line. - That's right, he didn't-- - And then I didn't go out of here. He couldn't take the joke. - The chat broke a world record for consecutive pussies. (laughing) It was an unbroken chain of pussy. That was, yeah. - Was he a rap battle? - No. - No. - What do you mean by a word? - He's just a regular guy. - Yeah. - He's wanted to challenge Ron. - Love the gators. - Yeah, he loved battle routes. And he felt like he could beat Ron. - But that was not part of the content that he did. - No, he was hiding. - He was just-- - He done-- - And I think at first, like, I was sitting there thinking, oh, he must have like a joke he's gonna do. Like I thought he was saying. He was like, there was like a joke coming. - And super nice guy, though. - Very nice. - He KB was even worse than this. - The next time we do a best of, we should do the best of uncomfortable moments. - The worst of? - Yeah, yeah. 'Cause there's, that would be hours and hours of footage. - No, no, no, no. - I can't do it. - Yeah, I can do it. - I can do it. - I'm calling you at. - Your monochrome. There's not a single stripe on you. If you've never earned a stripe in your life. - I don't know what that should mean. - I know, dude. It's gonna be a lot of that. (laughing) - You're in a battle? - Yeah, you're not gonna know it any of you. - Yeah, dude. - Well, listen, one six minute round, me and you. - I will kill you. I mean, all right. - And I like the shit wanting to be close. I don't know what's gonna come. - Oh, no. - Fuck. - I'm gonna kill you when the battle. - What's gonna come? - I will kill you when the battle. - What's gonna come? - You said you already know it's gonna come. - It's just been hired. - Nice guy, nice guy. - First you act appearance. - Never anti, like, personal work. - Oh, no, I don't slack. No, I don't slack clown. I'm like a white bitch with bad acne. How I can-- - Hey. - Hey, it's a battle. This is battle around, Kate. - Oh my god. - Tell me I'm like a white chick with bad acne. - All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Yeah. - Or keep going. - Has he started the rap yet? - Yeah. - That was-- - Yeah, we're deep in it. - Okay, that's a nice guy. - You thought it was grind time wraps? Nah, when I, you thought I was a grind time wrap? (laughing) - And I think I felt bad because I'm like, I can tell he doesn't quite get what's going on here. Like I felt, oh, I just felt. - Let's say it happens. 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All new Stel blue coffee cans lattes now available at stelbluecoffee.com or subscribe on Amazon for 10% off. - All right, now back to the episode. - Palette cleanser, TJ posted a video with all the corgis. There are so many corgis. - How many corgis? Is he on a probably double digits? - What? - Okay, that's four. - Hurry Nick, hurry. - Five, we're done with it. - We're doing corgis now. This is TJ's corgis. - This is how many corgis TJ's got. - Yep. (laughs) - What a beautiful place to hike. - Look at them. - If I just woke up here out of assumed I died in my sleep, that's heaven. I don't know. I didn't know they were outdoor dogs. Are they like, I don't know. - They're actually hunting dogs. - They're hunting dogs. - Yeah. - I don't understand what he's saying. He's on a hike that they just let you go out with corgis or these are all, 'cause none of them have leashes or collars. Are these wild corgis? - Wild corgis. - I believe. Maybe they're farm corgis. - Yeah, it's like the horses down it. What's that beach in Virginia? - I don't know. - Horses? - Yeah, I don't know. - Acetic island, this is like Acetic island for. - There's an island of horses? - An island of wild horses. - I mean, there's an island of monkeys. - In Florida. - South Carolina, I thought. - Potato potato. - Yeah, sure, two different places. - You've never heard of Acetic Island? - And I don't think I have. - Horses just like roam free their wild. - Oh, good for them. - That'd be in a wild horse to be sweet. - Yeah. Top life. - We still got them in the west? Do they just run around the west anywhere? - Oh yeah. - But they do. - Oh yeah. - Really? - How was it a top life, though, 'cause if you fall down on your back, you're dead. - Yeah, but you don't have a tiny, they weren't race. - Latino man hitting with a wheel. - You're not gonna be running full speed very often in dangerous conditions. You're just gonna be kind of chilling. - Right. 'Cause they'd probably be extinct if they were dying it like that. - Yeah, well. - I went there once and they're just like fucking on the beach. - It's crazy. - Really? - Oh yeah, we actually see it a horsecock? - Yeah. - But? - Yes, unfortunately. - What you left? - Everybody see it a horsecock. - I mean, a wrecked, yeah. - You've seen it a wrecked horsecock? - I feel like we all have. - Yeah, I feel like that's-- - Oh, okay. - I thought that was the idea. - Whenever you say somebody has a horsecock, we all know. - Yeah, but I thought you'd seen it in person, was all-- - I've never seen a horse, a wrecked horsecock in person. - That's what I'm saying. - Oh, no, no, no. - If you've been in eighth grade, you've seen a horsecock. - You were seeing the video that dude-- - At some point. - That dude getting-- - He's dead. He got killed by that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, all right, yeah. - What? - Was that Mr. Han? - Last time. Dude just getting fucked by a horse. - Yeah, we got it. Oh, that's what's in that video. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - Yep. - Sorry. - Where were we? - I'll be sorry, I'll be sorry. - We were doing, we started with your thing that you-- - We wild horses on an island. - I don't know, I don't know, we had that. - I got something else for you guys. - Yeah, well Brandon, you and T-Bob have more in common than I thought. Did you see this tweet right before the show? - I saw, yeah, well, I mean-- - That's a lot. - That's what you. - It's a significant amount of piss. - Yeah. - That's a lot of piss. - How much more do you need for that to be I pissed my pants? - I think he's there. - That's pissin' pants, I think. - Does that start crazy high? - Maybe if it hits the seam. - Oh, such a seam is just like at the bottom, like the Gooch seam. Maybe that's piss pants, you know? - Yeah. - The Gooch seam. - Sounds like a vlog title. - Gooch seam sounds like a one-hit wonder band. Like the Verve pipe. - The Gooch seam. - Opening for the Verve pipe. - What did the Verve pipe sing? - Were they bearish? - Freshly fresh. - Okay, but who did bittersweet symphony? - That was the Verve. - Oh, okay, yeah. - How did I fuck that up? - Pop of the word, I guess. I asked White Sox Dave to come down. He had to run to the airport real quick, but yesterday he forgot the word inner tube at beach volleyball commentary. What did he say instead of inner tube? - He could've said, no, no. - He could've said YouTube because of inner space. He could've said, inner nets. - What's the contact? - Like one of those blow up frosted doughnuts. (laughing) I was like, inner tube, he was like, yeah. I was like, how'd you fuck that up? And he was like, how often do you think about inner tubes? And I just, he can't be beaten in arguments. - I can't tell if he should be on every single broadcast that we do or never be on another broadcast. - So Tate asked me, who do you want to broadcast with? Because Connor wanted to play. And I took me, he couldn't even finish the sentence. I said Dave. - Yeah. - I said Dave. - You guys were so perfect together, but it's also like, it's maddening to listen to him sometimes. (laughing) - How was it? - Dave was fun, Dave was good. He had a good time. - What a race? - That is a good immigration. - I always came down there. - There is just a, what are those inflatable donut things called? - Oh, that's from the inner tube. There's an inner tube of sweat. (laughing) I was like, is this your question? - No, it wasn't, I couldn't talk. - He's the best man. - Yeah, there's a fun stream. - Gratz didn't it. - Thanks. - Did you guys grade Connor Griffin's performance? - Oh yeah, partially. - Yeah, he's talking, I decided I'm done talking about Connor playing volleyball because it was like fun and funny to me. I was like bustin' his balls and, you know, just as you do with a friend here and there. He's special needs on the volleyball court. It's like not fun anymore. He's like actually like, yeah, it's just not fun to make fun of him for it. - If you were like going out there with something you wanted to be good at and then you go out there and you repeatedly get walled by studs, when do you quit? (laughing) When should somebody quit something? - I know. Unless you're into that kind of thing. He also, he will come complain to us and say, you guys, I just want to do it for fun, you guys make it content, but he tweets it. And then he gets in these streams and it's fucking sucks. - Yeah. - And then doesn't back down, he has not one ounce of humility, not one ounce of like, I thought I was good, but then, you know, I saw the pros and now I realize I'm not good. He still is like, I'm fucking awesome at this. Even though I was serving a volleyball and completely missed. - It begs the question. - He missed. - He tried to keep him from missed. - He threw it up, he swung his arm and missed the ball. - And then he would just fall. He would just fall, topple. - Have you seen the dive? Oh, you were on commentary, but we found the dive today where somebody hit a ball, he was really late to dive in. - Yeah, he dove after he hit the ground. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Which begs the question. - Oh, sad, it's sad. - No, it's sad because that's what made me realize we've been clowning a special needs man. - Exactly. Like the thing is, if his face is just too normal for us to realize it, that's right. - I'm 47 years old and my athletic prime is 15 to 25 years behind me. - It's gone, I'll never get it again. However, could I find in Chicago, whatever sports activity I want to feel good at, could I find a league of lesbians, join it, and then I'm the man again. - I guess so. Yes, that's what we're learning from Conor. - This, watch this. This was outrageous. - It's really hard to see. - That's so delayed. - That's so, really hard to see. - And on the ground. - No. (laughing) - He also dove all the way to the other side of the net. - Even if he gets there. - Making his job really hard. - Is he athletic at all? - He's pretty good at basketball. - I'm clowning him for Suckey. I'm clowning him for saying I'm awesome at this. That's the thing. - No, it was, like last night was, no, it wasn't like funny. It was just, you felt bad. - Yeah, yeah. - You know? - It was bad. - And I'm a Conor Griffin guy. - I think we all. - You're not a Conor Griffin guy. - I am a Conor Griffin guy. - He showed up to compete in, he was six years old. - Yeah, I saw him out there, Mr. Serb. - Oh, there he is. - He missed a serve. - Oh, no, no. - He did, look at him go. - He's one play, so this is good for him. - Conor Griffin, Jesus. - Conor was that call? - He was sending it to Ellen DeGeneres. - Right. - He's probably having flashbacks. - Jesus. - That was a fixed man, Phil. - Dave just wanted to, he got the tone down. - He wanted to get a call in. - Conor Griffin. - What the hell? - Jesus. - I'm not, oh. - Oh. - That is just disfigured. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - I'll give him that. That was a tough drill. - You don't play volleyball as much as him. - I don't. - Hey, he left that stream and went down the beach and played that three games last night. - And then tweeted about how awesome he is volleyball. - Yeah. - True. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What can you do? or could J. Yes. I didn't know you had fans like what we found out. Oh, yeah. What? What do we got? I'll send this to Lucas. Chase got a chance at it. Yes, beyond. I would say beyond super fan. J. There's a man in Alabama. Incredible. Who loves Stephen Che more than anything. And the question is, is this awesome? Is this horrifying? Right. I thought it was. That's my first. My first got reaction is awesome, but I will watch it and figure out if it's horrifying because it wouldn't have to go very far to get horrifying. Brandon, how would our tattoo involved? Is there? Oh, it's not that far. I was gonna ask, how would you react if somebody got a tattoo of you? My egotistical ass. You would like it. Yeah, I'd be. I'd be awesome. Yeah. I had a couple. A couple of people gives Gillian beer statues. It was you. No, no, like five people really like ass cheeks. That's got to be tough. I remember somebody had one of our first cosplay shows in like 2019, and Sue walks up and he just has a Casey Smith tattoo on his leg. Oh, really? That's her whole face. I think it was. Am I making that up in my mind? That happened, right? But we can't make fun of people who have faces tattooed on their legs. Oh, you're back. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Still thinking about that. Your biggest fan. 3D printed statue of you amongst the greats. I'm 40 single living Alabama of all places. So life sucks right now. I need some shape positivity right now. Where do you get the model? Oh my God. It's a good looking. Yeah. Shizzled. Uh, Walter White, Stephen Jay. Is this real? And that's Ragnar Lothbrook. Okay. The big three. Sure. Yeah. Stephen, other than it being penis flesh colored, that is absolutely incredible. I know. You're dick like circus peanuts. Yes. Yes, it does. It's exactly what it looks like. Shizzled. Wow. I know. You have to get that pretty flatter. It's a great photo of me too or my printout. Yeah, your hair's never looked that good. Yeah. Can he share like whatever he had to print that so other people at home can. He said he has a 3D printer and he was like, if you ever need anything 3D printed, I'd be happy to help. So, um, yeah, maybe I'll maybe I'll ask him one for my home office or something. Kind of cool. Maybe I'll have it in here one day where I'm on. That was that was a cameo. Yes. It was a request. Shout out to that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Keep going, brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, wow. I think I want one of Jay. Yeah. It's all I'll say is it's a good thing big cats not here because big cat would get like 30 of them for that. Yeah. Everybody look under your seat. Big cat would fill the entire room with chase. I would love like a chase set where he's at repeat and that's the one we play with here. We make a chase lounge. That would be so uncomfortable. Impossible to lounge in. That's a good idea. Okay. That's good. Okay. We were just talking about White Talks Dave. Um, Nick, I rewatched the clip. The eight state debate last night. It was White Talks Dave was so funny in that he can play this clip. Yeah. Yeah. Now that is perfect. It's very easy. So what invention is already a deck of playing cards. It's just absolutely flawless. Obviously a lot of casino games to deal with this, but just dealing out cards. There haven't been a lot of innovations as far as the deck of cards in a very, very long time. And I don't foresee, you know, when we get old and grey, which isn't crazy for deck cards are still going to be the same bicycles going to be the brand. There are some stuff, but essentially it is the same type of card. You still have an ace spades. You still have two diamonds. You got everything in between. It is absolutely perfect. You got magicians that can do card tricks and a lot of fun stuff. Everything is perfect with the deck of cards. It's consistent. It's reliable. It is undisputed. White Talks Dave. Wow. Um, I'm not giving mine yet. I am going to debate it first. Is that right? Sure. Yeah. Okay. Um, what about games where you have to use multiple deck of cards because one doesn't suffice? Certainly. There are games that have multiple decks of cards, but that doesn't mean the decks of cards don't work. That's just that rules of that particular game. Okay. Um, I guess like a deck block. Yeah. Certainly. So it can prevent cheating, but that doesn't mean that the deck of cards isn't perfect. How cheating. How so? How cheating. How so? It's very legal. I don't understand the gripe with a deck of cards. You think they're not good because they I don't have any gripes with the deck of cards. So then what is what are you debating? I you said they're perfect. They are like a deck of cards is it it's good for different casino games playing a home, whatever. Then I asked, well, what about the games where you need multiple decks of cards? Uh, because you could argue a steak is great. What about eight steaks? Sure. Then you just have eight steaks. I got no, I got, I got nothing to say. He got them with the eight steaks. So right there that I beat you with the eight steaks. How can I possibly come back from the eight steak debate? Yeah. His his argument. It can't be perfect. If you need two of them to confirm. Yeah. Cause like there are games where one deck won't work. So one deck of cards. But if if we were out there like, you know, basketballs are perfect. But if if somebody if we had a second basketball in the game of horse or something that the values of the first basketball. I guess so. That was that was fantastic answer. Oh, that was a great fucking clip. I've never seen that clip. It was came out yesterday. I never seen it. Since yesterday. Um, then yeah, he had Dave on tilt. Dave was going to say fork is the best invention, which I thought would have won. That's perfect. And then he switched it to chess board. Because Chey went with a game. And so he decided to say a better game is because chess is old. Yeah. Chey's like chessboards have changed. There's they move on their own online chess, different types. So it was a blood bath for Chey. Wow. And a common blood bath for Stephen. Dude fork would have done it. It's fork would have done it. He was like, I was going to say fork, but I decided to switch to chess board. And they, you know, be highly considered wired and head full. Yes. Yeah. Those two are perfect. I throw one perfect invention. Yeah. Q tip. No. Oh, oh, sorry. That dude, they're not that efficient. It pushes wax deeper. It pushes it in. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Okay. All right. I like the shopping baskets that are curved for your hip. I like that. I don't know. You can improve it. What? Nice. The shopping baskets that are curved. So you can have on your side. Oh, okay. Wheel. Oh, wow. So big one. What about chess board? Yeah, chess board. I love working with white socks, Dave. Any chance I can get? We had that buzz balder-video and somebody wrote this question that had the word had the phrase endlessly breathless in it. And Dave just starts laughing. We're like, what's so funny about endlessly breathless? Like it was describing a movie, which I feel is like a common movie trope to describe movies. Like this one. Have you feeling endlessly breathless? And he was like, you can't feel endlessly in breathless at the same time. What does that mean? God, damn it. I feel so endlessly right. You can't be, okay, when you can't be breathless. If you're feeling endlessly drunk white socks, Dave, in that video is probably one of my favorite characters in the history of barstool. He just, he just, like, he slurs his words so bad. Nothing he says makes any sense, but it's like, it's the best version of him. Yeah, he should just be drunk all the time. Yeah. He really should. It's a great video. Go watch it after the yak. Oh, my. Stumble upon a crime scene that leaves a small town endlessly breathless. You can't be endlessly and breathless in the same time. He's so fucked up. He's so fucked up. From the nukes and crannies on your small way. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm last one. Two newlyweds visit the L.A. Tarpitch at the hour and fall into the underworld and must work together to make it back to the past. Okay, none of these jump arrows out of his Kyle except endlessly breathless. That's what I was going to say. He might be trying to get us off the stand. Exactly. Nothing else jumps out his deem. Oh, and mostly breathless. Two star cross. Yeah, I love. I own Kyle on that game. He hates you. It's so funny. He hates you. It's so fucking funny. He gets so mad. You can't be endlessly and breathless. That's the, you know, what the fuck since when since when I guess you can't be endlessly. Oh, yeah, you technically can't be endlessly breathless. Oh, if you're dead, you eventually dies. I mean, you eventually will be endlessly because you're already breathless. But it's probably a little continue endlessly. That feeling will. That's dead. Oh, I'm pretty sure I wrote that. That was yours. Yeah, I just need I like I will shoe warn him in anything I can the best I don't much to the chagrin of every viewer Yeah, I don't cross paths with him enough You know how like a movie stars do one movie like little marvel and then I'll do mud starring Matthew like that's ones for me Yeah, yeah, I The tightest ones are for the crowd I alternate. Um, so why does Dave picture watching the watch in the volleyball broadcast was I just go back I'm like you got to get him off this broadcast, but also must be you got to get everyone else off the broadcast and let only Dave talk And I can't figure out where I land on it. I think of any like any just gets to live it. He's so lucky. He's so lucky I was here in the bicker. There's there always bickering. He said he'd go pro in like three sports if he was six if he was six feet tall six feet tall all the famed catcher Hall of Fame running back and then the third sport is up to you Preferably Olympian you can pick any sport up to you that he's going to the hall of fame. Yes, name the sport. I'd find a way The Hall of Famer Eddie Eddie probably you think Eddie leads the company in giggles. Yes, Eddie Eddie has the highest Giggle count by a long show because of Dave because of Dave I feel like white socks Dave is due for like a chef Donnie resurgent like how have we been we know what he is but like Something there's I think there's more take it for granted. Yeah, Danny gets it. Oh, yeah Speaking of boyfriend of the year gang who Danny for what is he surprising his lady friend with Harry Styles tickets? Oh, wow see that video did not Well, you're all on watch do something special for your ladies this weekend. We off to get Jackie something better We should we should all pitch our money and get something way better. Oh, we're gonna for way better. Yes, that's the same day as Harry Styles. Should we send her Hawaii? Good idea Kate We should be better boyfriends to Jack Harry Styles is awesome, right? Like he's still yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna feel like he's not like his in your face No, he's got this cool confidence about him. Uh, it's like hot Yeah, you put it when when when was this last album a couple years ago? I don't know no makes me like it more. I don't I feel like I don't hear about him a ton, but then I Would assume his concert are still hot take it right? That's why I saw people went to see him I think Jordan Barry went to see him yesterday Harry Styles, it was like this was incredible. He's still got it All right, Danny So we go to the Hawaii trip for today Everybody did everybody in the company go to that Kanye concert last night pretty much I didn't I feel like I feel like I saw more people Mikey Betts was there Nikki smokes was there I saw the set list white boy Rick was there Dante was there He played the first song five times in a row. That's what they're saying except but Nicky smoke said he didn't yeah He did it, but then smokes can't seem to recall anything from the concert. Yeah So I think Jack McCarthy went to it bet said it was the best night of his life But it also bets called you're say the worst day of his life or the worst way He might be living in superlative too much Yeah, that's also got the gout again in his foot he's upstairs can't walk there's there's multiple people in this company that have gout What I thought was it do each city has a large large. I see today. I had to do an ad for for a Candy company and I said can you and and we got a couple people to come eat it with me and he said the door County Carmel No, no, I thought those are big sale that we landed and and Mikey Betts said I'm gonna do it even though I got gout I just love it so much. I was like All right, you're not going I'm not I'm actually gonna war I'll have this peanut butter cut for you Brandon because I fucking love you But Deutsche told him he had to avoid sugar. And he's like what you got to do is Chuck Cherry juice. That's like street Like oh Chey what do you think of the cherry pie in door County? Were you a cherry pie guy? Specifically there. Yes, because I mean that is their thing. Yeah You know, we did the fishball and all that and then we did the cherry pie Several it was good. It was it was good. I don't think I'll ever have cherry pie again unless I go there It was so it was the best you've ever had. I Want to say it was probably the first cherry pie ever had never had cherry pot I've never had cherry pie. I've had I'm not a huge pie guy when I do pie. I do pecan pie Well pumpkin pie I do Time I stepped all over the oh is that what you're about to do? I'll do the whole oh fuck my bad. All right. It's all right name all the pies and then Rick chemistry's way off Yeah, it says you've been with my socks. Dave too much. Yeah TJ's run off Corgi's the whole vibes off. Yeah, let me read in the head The weight is over football is here. 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Thank you very much Dana pride myself on my draft Kings ad reads Do very well with it will be and I will not mean you but me and Dan will be in Bloomington Indiana tomorrow for the bar still calls for ball show you excited for that I'm excited to get back out on the road. Yeah get going gonna go over there tonight and come back tomorrow So it's gonna be now you're in the salt and pepper gang and you make an entrance on the stage for this right? Is this a chance to practice? So I've been searching for the answer to this question all week and you finally just said it and made it snap into my mind I've been trying to think all right. What do I wear this year? What do I wear? I know what I'm wearing tomorrow But I was like what do I wear and I was like I should just I should just go full salt and pepper gang every every show I should get suit for these shows Yes, and this is like your practice because these shows don't matter. It's the salt and pepper gang that matters correct I got to get a suit before We go somewhere next weekend When do you fly out to Bloomington tonight at eight o'clock you should go get a suit right now have time to get a suit off the rack You could go. Yeah, but you got a tailor to do this body. It's this is a finally tuned piece of machinery. How are you received in Bloomington? So online you would think I would be absolutely hated in Bloomington, but online and real life are not the same So usually it's it's decent. It's the I get some booze. I definitely get booze But I it is it isn't the absolute vitriol that you would think online. Well, you've kind of been supporting Indiana this year Well, yeah, I mean, I just look at the the landscape. I tell the truth I tell my true opinion and and this year it's it's very very favorable of Indiana because they went 16 to 11 the fucking national title last year So they kind of took the opinions off the board and said this is who and what we are. So you have to recognize it And who says they can't go back to the buffet and get another quarterback They can go to the quarterback buffet and get a delicious quarterback. I saw that on ESPN. Thank you very much Thank you very much. Yeah, that was a damn good take. Go back to the buffet. I've been awesome at Maldives a buffet I call the quarterback quarterback buffet. Oh, that's good. Yeah, she do buffet analogies for every analysis. Yeah, everything with choices Faye bits over that. Oh, yeah, that guy. I was in the I wasn't around for that you what I have a lot of the fake questions on the prep sheet I did not know that there's that guy. Have you seen him Jay? He's going to every Chinese buffet to he gets food poison. All right Let me read. I think you finally did this. There's a guy with a mullet in Ohio that's eating a low rated Chinese food buffets until they get food Before you play this I think low rated Chinese buffets are some of my favorite places in this country some of these ones He's going to or even worse. Okay, there's one with just a bullet gravy. You wouldn't know when you said this guy has a mullet I think you even sold it slow rated as in like it's dog shit like 2.3 stars on you. Yeah, okay, those can't be your favorite brand No, not me, but they're still the ones in the South. I think we'll be low rated by a lot of people and they're still I just love yeah Okay, go Eating at every Chinese buffet until I get food poisoning today. We're at hunting house buffet in Miami's bird This one has 1.8 stars on the help. That's the fucking lowest one we've seen so far All right, there's fucking bullet holes. I've been in a lot of shady buffets, but I never been in a 1.8 star shady buffet But it it looks pretty standard looks for Chinese buy this one cost me 33 16. Oh For two people two of them Okay, oh, yeah, what what is that? I mean this little stinky This diet Pepsi tastes like there's just too much Diet in there. Yeah, I hate that if you know what I mean get a Pepsi It's like the fine Chinese in your mom's cabinet Looks fine, but everything was fine to me so far. It's crazy. I'm reading good Gotta get at least two of those I'm good and he's actually look promising Like me if you're so far so good Where the fuck is the pizza barbeque ribs? Oh, that's all look good. We're red looking pretty good to red Try some of that that was probably just the little lamp that we're saying yeah, okay, whatever this mystery salmon is oh Yeah, oh, oh, that's good. Yeah, it's not Extra protein now to use some of that who know I'm chicken From that who know I'm buffet. I think all of them are exactly the same Fluff here. We got the marshmallow fluff also agree. I'll try this stuff. I don't know what it is Everything's gone unlabeled over here. We got some you want to read A while ago would you like to go with me one day next week? I'd like to go with you. Yes, I would oh They're so goddamn good. That's surprisingly good look at that Pull it off the bone. Yeah, what are we watching for what what is that? Yeah, you know, I don't know I think you just refuse it. Yeah, just the fact that he died all right. Do you think a I I had this question in my head that not early this week is it a buffet? Is it a buffet if you don't go pick the food up yourself? Like there's a lot of all you can eat sushi places where it's just like you order it They bring it to you as much as you want. No, that's an all you can eat sushi place buffet has to be has to go through the line you have to go with the plate and you have to do it yourself Got it. Okay, then there are the cafeterias where you go through the line But you don't do it yourself. You tell them what you want Brandon. Yeah, in front of us Cafeterias. Yeah, there's one on the south side here that me and Pat went to a while ago when we were here on a visit and you would love it It was so so so so good. And I feel like it was like No, it's like soul food soul food cafeteria, and it was oh, yeah, I would do that in our pain. Yeah, I'll have to look up the name of it Do that in a like I'm curious me to love cafeteria Me too, I like hospital food. Oh, okay, we're in after my C section. I was like hell. Yeah, all right I love apple juice and a peel-up cup. Yeah, that's why I've apple juice Talk to yourself and anything can't you? I think so. Yeah, he can find the good and everything It's like a amazing trait for a human to have. Yeah, this is me I guess you did when you were when you were afghanistan all that Yeah, she was at war right. Yeah, okay, all that all that is clear where was it was very fucking clear where she was all right So you weren't afghanistan. Did you all what what was the food situation? Did you go without sometimes or what what I don't know what y'all face at war like that? What's the food in the boonies? We would actually the guys would go out and like get chickens from the bizarre and like the afghan army like chop their heads off and make us chicken and stuff and like the like actual That's good, which was yeah, you like sit around you eat it with your hands and then MRE's like the meals you open But on the bigger camps they had huge chowhalls where there would be like a butter sculpture when you walk in the door and ice like 10 different ice cream flavors and if really bad stuff was happening steak and lobster and like Yeah, well, yeah, I've heard about steak and lobster days. It's like right before Okay, or if something bad happened in the boonies sometimes they would convoy outstakes afterwards to be like sorry about that Have a steak and then I always forgot. Yeah, nice, you know What's in it Murray? There's like 36 different flavors the worst ones Vegeon lit and it's like at the cafeteria and fifth grade when you're all trading with each other Oh nice everybody's trading. So wait you would get like a random one You get a random one, but then people would rat fuck the boxes at night and pick out the best ones and then pick the best stuff out of the best ones And then leave all the shit behind see if like fuck this got rat fucked Wow, that's an actual verb that you would use yeah, they're rat fucking in there got rat. Do you ever rat fuck? Oh, yeah, you do it Oh, yeah, they called and they had to call like tootsie rolls were called like Toffee square sticks and M&M's were called like pan-coated chocolate discs and they had like weird names for everything It was weird. Do you ever miss having an MRE? Do you ever crave it? I liked the brownies, which everybody else hated I think but not really they made you not poop for a long time by design I don't know it's like each one had like 6,000 calories or 3,000 calories or something like that, but Is that because it has to keep you full for a while? I Guess like energy just like a bunch of energy. I love to have some of the yak one day. We should Yeah, it comes with its own heat packet like gets your food hottest fuck you lean it against a rock or something if you know And we don't know what a rock is That's what the instructions on the things they lean against rock or something And then it gets hot You can make little bombs out of them you put hot sauce in it and then you throw it at your buddy That's what steam hospital food was like a step up. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Kate's had the worst of the worst Interesting My dad worked at a hospital when I was a kid and like sometimes I get to go to work with him And I just remember he pushed me in the wheelchair and I get to go to the cafeteria and I just remember thinking it was the sickest so this is a hospital, but I do miss certain elements of school food. Yeah, I do miss I missed I missed chili day in school We had super chili day and that I don't know why our place our school just had great chili and then What else did I remember the fruits? The grapes were real like perfect texture and there was like little bits of cherry. We had a we had a tater-top casserole We had every Tuesday that was unbelievable. I brought my lunch all the way through high school pretty much I brought up to like 6th grade and then it was nerdy to do it. You get made fun of if you did it I remember we had cheese steak day once a week and they were so fucking good. They were like so good There's no way the square pizzas are good that no, but like probably not, but I there's no way they're good now I would like to try I would try it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you don't talk about course, but now that you're an adult and you But sausage go get like the best pizza. Yeah, you lived in New York City, Brandon or you lived around it. Yeah And here's a hundred miles. Here's a great. You live within a hundred miles of New York, and Chicago both yes Yes, there's no way. How long was your New York commute? There's no way that school pizza. I was 16 miles from the office. It was about An hour. It was an hour. Okay, it was I Would drive 30 minutes to the train station. I wouldn't take the train in my town. I would drive to Skalkis Park there and then why wouldn't you take the train to your town? I didn't want to sit on a train for an hour Prefer what if I can drive I'm driving so I would drive to Skalkis park there train over and then train back get in the car and drive home. That's what I like to do Yeah, me and Avery Zaretsky used to do that. He's here. I see him all the time. He's here. Yeah, he's in the he's what the snapback boys. No, what's the name? Henshake bets. Henshake bets. That's right. I thought you were saying he was in this office. No, he's see he works in Chicago How old was your youngest when you moved to Jersey in 2019 when I moved to Jersey my youngest would have been four years old. So is he a Yankee? I do worry about that. I don't I can't tell what his voice is Like I still hear I just hear my kids voices. I don't hear accents. So yeah, I hope I hope he He does a new Jersey accent. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, it's that Jersey. I don't know. I think I got the math wrong No, that's right. That's right. He's about turn 11. So there's a chance when you move them all back to Mississippi here in a couple of years He doesn't like it. He doesn't remember. He doesn't like it or people think he's weird because he has a he's a Yankee. There's there's there's definitely that chance Um, it's not about him. Not about him. It's about me. Yeah, it's about me. Everything is about me in my house. Right in the show. Try at this company It's all about me. It's fair. You're the man. Uh, Jay Yes, you tell me about Rowback. Yes Maybe not like that though. 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eighty six days at sea what's the longest you could be at sea for assuming you have what's the long so you could be at sea for assuming you had all the food supplied to you those are humongous right those are essentially cities that are flotin yet but that they're there's a bit of such a situation sucks ship sucks chip like fucking sucks do you feel it moving i never i just have friends that did it were like that was the word there's like fun parts of it sure that they're like what are the parts of it should travel and then like they'll open the ship for fun days we can like jump off it and have fun in the scene what what about what about some marine life what about those guys apple con communications woman's dad who i met at the thing was a submarine guy for twenty something years he said he loved it really he loved it i guess you got to be a certain type of guy though i think very certain type of person at least with a ship you go out on the presumably out on the crap and you know you're just you're just there yeah and then imagine remember that one submarine that was out there in cove they're like whatever submarine still has no idea cove it happened or and there's also there's no submarine movies where everything goes okay also marine movies there's just everything on a really really boring movie it would be but but like i don't know the nazi so buddy comedy on a right on a sub nice and that you don't you kind of forget there even in a sub like what if ten was on a sub talking to what i would have with nothing that i might was on a set everything goes perfectly fine like once you see a sub in a movie you know shit's going on you know and you can say you can say exactly what's going to go wrong you you know what's going to go wrong seeing a sub in a movie's almost to spoil it but but oh fuck but in real life sub is fine i can be there's guys on sub right now they're doing fine how many subs in the world right now how many subs are subbing right now how many subs there are 500 submarines submerged right now no way more or less i don't less really 50 i think i think 50 would be an okay and maybe i'm way wrong are we how everybody submarine in no that's right it's not that is very expensive and very like does that too many i don't know how many 50 to 150 subs are sick let's up and we're seven rushes up China sub China subbing uh don't know how to do they probably I don't know if you can are there Italian subs I feel like the drug cartels every now and then come up with a sub are you really unique yeah how the fuck do they get a sub real rickety sub this the nazi submarine that's buried under the museum of science and history here if they needed to sink fast an alarm would sound and like say they needed to sink front for and everybody on the sub had to run to the front that was enough way in a big clump and that's how they went in certain directions just a clump of nazi everybody run yeah big clump all nazis clump in the back and they would nazi clump would you go down in a sub nutty professor but he's a bad guy the nazi clubs oh no what was the plot of the nutty professor uh okay so it was a nice it was a it was a fact guy yeah who found the formula to make himself the best version of self skinny is that yeah is that was it buddy love buddy love yeah yeah and then but buddy love was kind of it went to his head he was kind of a dickhead yeah yeah sherman clump and then buddy love is like trying to take over nutty professors heart so he made a zampic and then became a dickhead yes that's right yes and then the one with flubb flubber no that's flubber no this is the one with the nutty flubber professor you are thinking of flubber i'm not getting is the nutty professor the one with flubber is that what you asked i don't know man i'd want this morning my brains it flubbers the one now granted that is a nutty professor i will be right right i will consider that that wasn't also a nutty professor well is he is he a professor it was hair sticking up but isn't um what's his nutty sure that's the nutty profiting Murphy isn't any Murphy in flubber no he's a nutty professor robber waves is in flubber uh maybe i'm thinking the flubber looks like the nutty professor somehow clancy browns in it they both have glasses and they're fat you can't think that flubber looks like a fat eddie Murphy flubbers greens other look at glasses and fat but buddy you're you're glancing over one's gelatinous ooze once a black comedian and one's ooze i'm telling you i don't think they look alike the movie with flubber is what's that fuck i know it's got flubber it's got robin Williams and flubber that's all i remember that's all i fucking one of the movies of his flubber being bothering me i know i know there's flubber but fuck i can't think of the title this flubber been in any other movies he was fucking good in that one i have the lyrics flubber good uh flubber should just be in more movies the character actor flubber played like that cop flubber flubbers just in the matrix wait was that flubber in that was not fucking flubber flubbers he was so good in that one what a celebrity mashup flubber all right the outside is flubber i know that in skis but who's the outside he's like kind of transparent and green we'll call Greg i have to go from ghost fucking game i don't know that's fucking flubber oh yeah we didn't talk about the Greg clip the other day but um what i just wasn't here yesterday so we haven't done a review of the latest uh but burn says uh what's your favorite food and Greg is just flummoxed never considered i don't know not only how am i supposed to know that i answered that can i not answer that i i never even thought that someone might ever ask me that question oh boy what you're asking not only was he flummox he was offended and flummoxed stunned that you've asked me that thank god he won idle because if he was interviewed with multiple questions well what is your favorite food i have no idea okay okay i can't ask someone now i saw that question i was trying to think of it like honest to god it might be he had this ahead of time yeah this was ahead of that they prepped they put it on a prep sheet that he's going to be asked this i saw the question he thought about it ahead of time and then he was asked it and he still is like i have no idea okay sorry that's not a food that's just a rush wrong what what do you get from Chick-fil-A that's your favorite well i mean chicken nuggets yeah i love chicken nuggets but cheers i don't know like i don't mind and like if i can find a really really nice no really really nice what oh you know what they prince dip okay so why is that so funny he doesn't know any he was expecting a laugh after french did he was okay give me like your top three what top three things like what do you mean that gives you that gives you a bit more for okay i'm gonna do obviously i'm gonna put pizza in there any type of chicken pasta like literally chicken Alfredo chicken farm i make my own signature chicken pasta meal and then oh oh i call i need to know what his signature pasta meal got to have you know the uh md foodie boys yeah that's just them it is oh those young kids yeah they're really what they're a doll md what's your favorite food that's the discourse that's better than this show man i love it i fucking love it what's this guy doing oh i don't know this was just a viral video yesterday i thought it was interesting you thought it was interesting it is interesting okay how are those classes still doing that yeah that's crazy fuck yeah there's music in the background campfire we figured all right that's pretty cool that's interesting for him these two my friends just off camera three buddies that are right over there the drinks for you guys yeah i've been trying i've been trying to get Brandon to watch Nathan Fielder tightest and he just won't do it why not Brandon is Brandon doesn't receive recommendations well he's right it's it's a little frustrating he's right i don't there there's so much shit that he would love and he and if you're the one to say you would love of this, then he immediately shuts it down. - There are some things I watch. I'm like, Brandon. - I kick. Commit to watching anything somebody's told me to watch just give Nathan for you one You're you're too much of a rebel. I know I accidentally I watch what I watch I Watch so much old shit there's very little room to get into a new one And I have to marinate on watching a new show for a new shit But I have to marinate on watching a new show probably two or three months before I finally I'll just be sitting down I was like, oh, I do want to watch that. I did want to watch that. Let's do it now I just have to be in a day where I have three or four hours, and I can just dive in it's a very rare rare occurrence But Nate which one Nathan for you was the one you said the rehearsal that's the Hersel season two of the rehearsal is I think one of the best things I've ever But isn't it second-hand embarrassment humor? Am I wrong? Is it yeah, Borat type shit, which I love borat one time less Myth for you is kind of it's like Caleb type stuff, okay, absurdist. Yeah, might be a way to describe it I'll give it a shot for us. I should watch it Okay, recommends stuff to me all the time and I watch immediately. I think recommend shit to everybody all the time Yeah, do you watch that documentary? I said yes. Oh, you did. No, okay. I actually watch it. He was good the doll Oh, you do. He's good. Oh, fuck off. He told me I was right. He's a good to this. Wait, don't spoil it Okay, I watch I want it up. He was good or bad. He was really good. He ever make it to the big tournament. He did By the way, he has more than 60,000 followers. Yeah, it's like 24 million followers He's bigger than I thought he was and he's retired now. How big is he like stop these okay? Brandon, what do you make of the the discourse about the US open that What's been crowds are becoming a little too rowdy a little to influence her based right influence her base They're like they're saying that they're standing up during points and and Fucking around and doing god knows what and there's just no respect for tennis and some people are like Fuck tennis for for being so hoidy toy D and others are like this is this is how we do things here But we have so many sports in this country that you can just Do all sorts of fuckery in the stands nobody cares about if you're if you're being an asshole to basketball or football games Actually a football game baseball game is a little bit more buttoned up But it also is a little bit less buttoned up because you know you got in between innings you can do shit You can you can also heckle and everything but It's no is it is it all right to just go ahead and have like golf and tennis as two sports where maybe just just keep it keep your shit tight Don't don't do all this shit there. Yeah Or I hear me out. Yeah, there's like a break halfway through where they're like influencers Now's your time and they play fun music and they're like do your thing real quick and then they time back like between the matches Maybe like maybe influence or time now is the time go to town do whatever you need to do also I didn't know before I moved to New York in 2019 how ridiculously crazy expensive the US open it. Oh, yeah, it is fucking crazy Like I would have thought okay, well like on a random Tuesday you can just go maybe see an off-brand match and be okay No, I haven't been completely locked in on it But what little I've seen the Arthur Ashe stadium is like pretty empty is it general but there the tickets aren't falling isn't a doll doing well in this one I don't know. I haven't really seen much for that is he good because he's still he's doing okay. Okay, okay No, but like like people aren't going, but they're still expensive tickets. Yeah All my amperes has been is like what people are wearing to it. Okay. That's like all I've seen of it Yeah, I don't know much about the tennis culture. Is it one of those are they content with? their growth I think they're content. I think they They like where they are and they don't need They don't want it to the explosion would almost be a hindrance in a and so they like that. I think they're exactly Comfortable where they are in the world, right because you can make a shit on a money play commissioner It's just like we we're fine. Just yeah, what we ought to definitely all the rich people sports are that way Yeah, I think golf's kind of that way too like yeah, that's that's as golf continues to become more popular I'll throw a lot of people that are upset about that. Yeah, they get mad at four play all the time. Yeah shrink-to-game The big thing. Yeah, that seems to be the chatter and So it's not big tennis the spring of these influencers in no, it's big New York Right, right and this if the US open were in Cincinnati every year. I don't think you would be facing this So is that the solution move it to sensey move it to sense? Yeah, and we can move the Cincinnati open to New York Wow one for one trade and then you can get a little rowdy at the Cincinnati You really can you can do whatever you want. Just have it in New York. Yeah, for any you solved it move the US open to to Cincinnati Is there you know how there is certain golf? What's the garbage open or whatever that the waste The garbage open yeah, that's okay. That's they let them lose very good That's what they should garbage is there a tennis tournament that like this is the one where you can get a little weird Let me tell you how I know they let you get loose the waste management Dana's you just been one day just drinking beers at the 16th hole of the waste management. Yeah, just just absolutely the entire day Just getting shit house. Yeah, why? Well, that's what I'm saying they they have yeah, but you could technically do that wherever but you you can technically do that Wherever but it's very hard here. It is very encouraged. It's just the 16th holes the hole No, it's pretty much like that's the right outiest, but that's kind of where everyone congregates But it's definitely gotten less crazy over the years my like my dad does security there He just kind of does like you make sure people aren't falling down and say the security at the waste management He's retired and that he lives in Scottsdale so sometimes he'll do He'll help out and just make sure people aren't like dying pretty much so he's not in a security guard But and he said over the last couple years. It's gotten a lot tamer because people are just there's more rules now But yeah, I mean, I don't think there is one of those for tennis there should be maybe yeah, they're probably is where are the tennis opens Yeah, what is Australia Spain? No, okay, Australia China the French open Wembleton Australia and open The US open are the four big ones. Right And then there are all these like of the non-major like that's that's a big tournament. I think yeah since an adi one Oh, you're not making that up. There's no there is a yeah, there's this adi's a big tennis place. Oh, oh, I don't know why Just they they have a good no one does no one knows. Well, just kind of don't ask Let's say Indian Wells heard of that one Miami Monte Carlo Madrid. Damn it. You were right. It's got a piece since an adi since an adi All these awesome cities these are all like all these all-small shapes World-nigger cities, but then this one puts Chile on their spaghetti. How did they sneak in they snuck in they saw it It's an opportunity whoever made that happen is brilliant all the greatest world. All right, we get you have Shanghai and Rome Have you had Chile on top of spaghetti before? You're a Cincinnati guy me. Yeah No What do you mean there? Yeah, is it me and Nick are brainstorming an idea? Are you trying to get out of the Cincinnati business transfer portal? That's exactly what it is. Listen. I didn't say that mighty. There's the type There's so much fandom you can have when you don't go to the school Yeah, you pick since an adi and so I might have to enroll in an online school. You might have to go to school Mark you weren't you weren't here yet. Five years ago. Maybe I was still there in COVID. They needed this whole thing where even did this I know of it Yeah, we brought it up. I love them. They're great people Texas tech was the others. Yeah, they were there still mad at me for not big Yeah, he had it down to Cincinnati and the school that has billions of fucking Want me to go right as big players about to be legal. I don't think Texas tech's mainstream. I could just gone LSU That's what you guys wanted me to do But no, I picked it's not mainstream. Yeah, but since it has a gritty city I had the most fun of any place I've visited. I'm out of Cincinnati a gritty city. I would say so. Yeah, is it? Yeah, they're hope it didn't catch on fire. I have a tennis open. Oh, yeah, that might you can't be gritty with a tennis open. Yeah, true But yeah, there's only so much like like I feel like a fraud when I tweet about like since today basketball I'm like I didn't actually go here. It doesn't feel right So I was saying I should go enroll online at a school and like do like, I don't know Try to apply to 12 different schools How long can you be enrolled at a school where you can be like I went there semester? Yeah, yeah, so Semesters, I'll give it a year. You're gonna you're gonna go to school for you. I'll go to college for a year I'll love and then that way I will actually feel like I went to one of these schools and I can genuinely root for them Dana and we three of this Yeah, this is I really got somebody to take tests for me. I'm a busy guy. You do a lot of stuff Yeah, I'll have someone fucking write essays for you at seat. Yeah, what am I gonna do get expelled? Yes, yes Oh, I guess the tuition. Yeah, you're twice in money. You're wasting. Yeah, why don't you sort of just let it happen Why don't he's right though? You can't just like grab a school. No, I feel that way about like the Premier League Yeah, people are like I want to get into the English Premier League. I need to pick a team and I don't I don't think that's the way to go about it I think you just watch and you wait for like the teams to emerge and I think you just watch like born method or whatever But how do you watch like that guy without a different? I'm not saying people who didn't go to just watch I don't know I kind of do it the NFL even watch you just watch the even where you grew up like there wasn't was there is yeah like I like BC Kind of like I like their basketball program, but then you know, I just went to a D2 school and stopped paying attention I'm not saying people that didn't go to their school can't root for their school for that school. Me personally, I want to feel a connection to the place. And Cincinnati's been great to me, but I didn't go there. I fucking love sports. Now, do you have a Cincinnati tattoo? I do. What is it? It's a bear cat eating chili. Holy shit. That's big. I maybe don't leave this place. You have a bear cat eating chili. I do. Yeah, right next to my Pegasus. I love, I love Cincinnati a lot. That's just, I don't know. I feel like a fraud. Would you, will you try to enroll it Cincinnati? Oh, yeah, that will definitely be on the list. Okay. Yeah. I'll give him a fair shake. How much is an application to a school like 50 bucks? Easy. Maybe easy. But then tuition by tuition is tuition. Yeah, but online school is a little cheaper, a little cheaper. What's that? A couple thousand? You want to complete one class? No, I want to be a student. Yeah, but what's one year going to like either just do it as a thing where you wait like one. I want to get a degree. You want to get a degree? A year. Can you get a year degree? I don't know. Yeah, easy. Look how much it is. What's the simplest degree I could get? Did you graduate from college? I did. So you would get masters. Yeah, go to grad school. What's your major in? What did I major in? Mediated communication? Okay, that's probably the easiest. That's not that bad. It's Ohio residents. Plus big catapult. No, he won't. The young station is where I'm in the hole with a guy. Wait, you won the DK road trip. Uh-huh. You have that bonus bet. Uh-huh. Win tuition money. But DK gives us plenty opportunities. If I can just win a bonus bet. Can you bet on Cincinnati? What? Can you use the bonus bet on Cincinnati? Good. Yeah, theoretically. Yeah. Somehow. And that money sends you to Cincinnati. Just feeds itself. Yeah. But the thing is, do you want to switch schools? I got to line it up. There's a content plan here. And I want to get a master's degree. He always sticks to his content plan. Who won? Who won? He, uh, the beer punk. Yeah. What round are we in? We're in the final four. Coles in it. Yeah. Uh, Taylor LeWon. I think I'm in it, even though I lost. You put Marty back in it. Yeah, Marty's back in. Oh, was jelly roll in that? No. Mike's stud. Mike's stud. Mike's stud. Marty's brother. That's right. It was an electrifying tournament. Yeah. What, what is the acceptance rate? Is, I don't know, is it harder to get into grad school than it is undergrad or no? It's a good question. Or do you just have to pay? Oh, it's kind of be a lot fewer people trying to get into grad school, right? So yeah, it's quite easier. You've already done that hard part of graduating. Yeah. Oh, like, you know, Nick, what if I put West Virginia on the, on the list? Yeah. I would love that. Yeah. I would love that. And it would be so easy. By the way, that said, their online grad school had 45% acceptance rate. But you have a tattoo. You're probably one of the 45. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause everybody else is probably doing as a joke. Yeah. What else is? Yeah. What else is fucking stupid? You got this. And I think you have Francis help tutor you. Yeah. I'm telling you that Francis do. I just have Francis do. Francis do all the work. Francis and Nancy together. Yeah. You should have to alternate who takes your glasses. What others Brandon? Like, would you want me to go to Mississippi state or would it be bad to show how easy it is? Why? Well, West Virginia would be easy. Yeah. No, I don't want to do it anywhere near Mississippi. That's fine. I'm not that that wouldn't feel right. Yeah. Although he did enjoy Mississippi when he lived down there. I did. Yeah. I did. I love. I love Southern hospitality. Yeah. I do. And that's that's a lock. Is a thing that exists. Yeah. As an use as an East Coast guy, you don't, you don't really get it up there. Yeah. Down there. I loved every second of it. You're all assholes up there. Yeah. From campus legend NFL superstar start the season strong with the kickoff bundle to get both EA sports maddened NFL 27 and cause football 27. It includes a standard edition of both games. 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But I was going to get that second round as my quarterback and I took them the second round. You said so early that you that's the round. You were going to take them. Yeah. But I was late. I was you know later on. Chase. We got chasing it now. Jerry in it. We're talking about the sass fantasy league and sass kicked out Francis because he didn't take it seriously. So here's the thing. I think a lot of people have the perception of maybe sass. He he's not that passionate about things or something. But this motherfucker. Fucking loves fantasy. He's very passionate about very passionate and frankly. To the point to the point. There it is. To the point. He loves it so much that he was the asshole last night. We had a minute and a half between picks. And there's always one guy that boxed it down and takes it down to five seconds, four seconds every single pick. And not only that Dana. It's the worst. Not only that Dana. He was on a corner. He was the number one pick, which means when he got back to back, he had back to back picks. And even in the 24th round, he took two six seconds on the clock. He took. He took almost a minute or a minute and a half. He took. He was the worst one. And he also told us in the text before not to take too long. Yes. And he was. Jay, would you agree with that sass was absolutely the worst time offender? I mean, the draft took like an hour or 15 maybe. But was he the worst time offender Kyle was up there too. Probably in the middle. It was me Tyler Miller and Jay and Jerry. We were three, four, five, six and three, four, five, and six. And it was bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. You got to have your guys on the queue. I was ready to go. But you all sort of read it. Most of those. Are you guys on zoom when he? Most of my big change in McCarthy's joke. Is the sass just like said it and forget it? Is that how he peaked? He was there. He was there. Yeah, everybody was online. Does he picked all the white guys? He has a very white team. As he always been in a fantasy football, or is this like a new thing last few years? This are third year doing it. Maybe four. And he's always been the commissioner. He's the one that's like we doing it this year. Yeah, this is the organizer. Here's the two league champs right here. You're one year. That's boys. Thanks. Do you guys have like the loser has to. Well, last year was about it. It was, it was, it was host a podcast of the winners choosing. Yeah. And we just never I think the loser should have to get the rap out of what Josh pray. Oh my God. Yes. It's a good one. Josh prays in the league. Yeah. Yes. The people, our chat called him wash pray the whole the rest of the league. So yeah, it was a tough first start. Well, you imagine the chat hating you. That would get old after a while. It's still there. All caps get him out of here. No. He was a nice enough guy. He was a perfectly nice guy. He was too nice for this world. He's not this world. Oh, this world. He should die. He's too nice to die, not the world. He's a nice guy. But also you can be nice guy, but maybe you don't go on one of the flagship shows of the company, point at one of the flagship guys and say I can beat you in the thing that you're most known for. Yeah. You stink at that. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe don't do that. But that's just it's a cautionary tale for new hires. And we don't tell anybody about it. Yeah. It's one of those cautionary tales we don't say. We don't tell any cautionary tales. There are new hires. What advice do you give new hires? I always do. I say say yes to everything. And try try as many things as possible. Don't be afraid to fail. Yeah. Just just put it out there. Go. Go. I think I would have benefited from maybe like a quick lay of the land. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say if you what I tell people is to like do a little research on who's who and yeah. Oh, yeah. I got to be honest. One of the first persons that texted me in the in the whole company was big cat. Yeah. No reason to do that. He texted me the night of and then I said, can you give me some advice? And he gave me some of the best advice of all time. And I lived by that for the first couple of years. He said, well, whatever you're going to be in five years, you're not that now. But just work and build and incrementally get there and just keep keep trying. Keep trying. Keep trying. So what everything I say is just what he told me that first night, the two best for me were big cat and KFC. Yeah. So KFC was also a good one. I agree with that. Yeah. He said, don't let anything slow you down or bother you. Just just keep going. That's what you tell me anyway. Very good. That's great advice. And Dave Portnor gave me some great advice because when I walked into his office on my visit, I had already been hired. I walked in there and said, let's And man, I think the only way to be big in this company is to move here and everybody out there is telling me not to move here to stay, stay remote and he said they're all idiots. Get your ass here now. Wow. And that's how I made the decision to come to move to New York. So takes balls, Brandon. Yeah. I don't know. He was meant as advice or if he just meant as insulting to the other people that like other people in the company were telling me, could be both don't don't move here. Yeah. Yeah. And nice guys like well meaning guys, but you know, some of them are not here anymore. So it'll look at you. Yeah. My shoes are untied. Can I ask a personal follow up on that? Sure. What did your wife and family think when all this happened? Like, oh, yeah. Well, when I got hired, I was in the Tupelo, you know, little studio there. She was driving over from Fulton and when she got there, I just looked at her and said, life just changed. And I said, I said, I'm a bar still now, you know, it took about a day to really convince her what it was and everything. And then a couple of weeks later when I said, I really think to be big and to make the money, we got to go up there and she said, I'll go wherever you go. Wow. And that was it. Queen. Queen. Yeah. And when I said, let's go to Chicago, she said, I'll go wherever you go. That's why you spoil the fuck out of her. Yeah. Yeah. That's why that's why so many so many men are at my house right now just. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. She has needs. Give it her what she needs. Size queen of a wife of yours. Oh, baby, what's baby? There's something for everyone when it comes to recess, we, of course, have a good first line. You know, I like the old soap peanut butter cups. Yeah. They're the official candy partner of bar stools sports, something you all right, Kate. Stavras got the peanut butter covered up pretzels. Yeah. Yeah. Very yummy. Yeah. Very, very yummy. What's it? The animal crackers are up there. Oh yeah. The animal crackers. Just an absolute room of joy when you go up there. But wherever you shop. You know, you're at the drug store, you're at the grocery store, the gas station. You know, Reese's is right there right where you check out so go ahead and get you some Reese's. The official candy partner of bar stools sports go get Reese's wherever you shop. All right, Jay, get us through the last 15 minutes here, what do you got? Anything else? Do you ever get super chilly from a grocery store? Like you're talking about the like you've got the produce section and you got that one section that has the soups. Super. Yes. I've done that before. Yeah. Super. Super chilly. Super chilly. Super chilly. Yeah. I've done that. I've never indulged in like the hot food at a grocery store. You know what I've taken to do at restaurants more recently? You know, I'm an appetizer guy. If they have a soup of the day, it's almost always going to be pretty fucking good. You got to go for it. You just got to do it because like have you ever had a soup and been like, hmm, fuck that. I should not have had that soup. I think I enjoy every time I have a soup in my entire life. I don't think any humans ever said I shouldn't have had that soup. I've had that feeling about bisque. That soup. Bad bisque. You shouldn't have had that. I had that bisque and I said, I didn't want that bisque. Why didn't you want that bisque? It just it didn't sit. I remember you saying that. I did say that. So you're rubbing your belly. So you just had a bad bisque. I should not have. I should not have. Lobster bisque. I should not have had that bisque. I don't know that I've ever had a bad one. That's a good catchphrase. I've had a good I've always had good soups, but a bisque. Oh, no. Sometimes. I feel like seafood soups are a little different just before a tough. So that's more of a commitment though. It's more. Oh, boy. I really should not have had that bisque. New Twitter bio. Well, I wouldn't have the bisque. Didn't see that coming. I guess that's all me for having that bisque. Who's that green guy? Oh, I think I might get into tea, Brandon. What can you, can you help me out with that? I can't because the tea that I'm into would destroy you sweet. I just drink sugars. What? Oh, you mean hot tea? Yeah, yeah. I made my wife wanted some tea last night and I was like, yeah, sure. I'll get you. Dude. And then I didn't even know. I didn't even know we had tea. And I was going through the cupboard and we got like all these fucking tea bags. I know Kate knows about sleepy time tea. I made her some tea and I thought I want some tea for myself. Put a little honey in it. A little cream. You do the. Is he on a date? Okay. I think Dante shoot something new today. Oh, okay. You do tea at night. That's the move. I think so. Sleepy time. Sleepy time. I've got to make sure it's decaffeinated. I used to like the loose leaf that you put in like the metal ball. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And there's, oh, I was like those. Yeah. Like a pomegranate tea. You guys ever do warm milk? I never did do more. No, I'm not a kitten. Look up. Yeah, Brandon's not a kitten. It's a book where the whole family would drink warm milk with honey stirred into it every night. What kind of book was that? It was a book on honey tea. True life book about a horrible divorce of a rich family in the one of the Vanderbilt ladies. Dante's with a blonde. So he has to pace. Yes. Back and forth in front of the act and pointed everything. Mm-hmm. He was pointing at shit just now that isn't a thing. No. Yeah. There's the right wall. There's the. There's three windows. One. Look up. There's actually the light. Okay. There's our Indian man. That's right. This. There he goes. There he goes. That's. Is that you, Kate? Or are you the Indian man we had? Mm-hmm. I think it was just a man. You were Indian. Oh, I thought you were talking about the man from campar's two years ago that you thought Brandon confused you with an Indian man. I mean, the. From earlier today. You were an Indian man. Yes. That's right. How quickly I forget. No, you were just an average older white man. Yes. Yeah. Because I didn't. Yeah. I did not once. Although I did. But we do have a. We do have a boy here that sometimes from. Sometimes looks like you. We have a boy here that looks like Kate. I saw. What? I called him. I called him Kate. You called another man. Yeah. I called out again. I can't take this. But this one's inside the house. Yeah. The Kate's room inside the house. Yeah. And here in this office. I should show a video of it. I mean, this is probably about six months ago. Oh. I'm saying, I just did this, but I'm doing it for a joke now. Hey, Kate. And. But it was genuine. Yeah. Who's the boy? Well, that's where you get me in trouble because I don't know. Oh. I don't know his name. Do you remember who it was? I don't remember this. You have a blonde hair boy. It's black. I know. I'm okay. Well, thanks. Oh, yeah. Did he have long hair? No. He also was a female. Long hair. I get fights a lot. Short blood. Sorry, fights. What's that boy's name? We have a short production production. For sure. Does he know that I think he's an upstairs guy always in the booth. Do you know who he's talking about? He was accidentally called him Kate one time. Do you think it was? It could be Tyler. Tyler Spade. I just that the one person I just eliminated was. Don't I thought Tyler Spade was Native American. Yes, he did. Yeah. Spade takes a lot of forms. Speaking of spade, I got to get my dog neutered. Oh, great. Yeah. Really good segue. Yeah. I actually do. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys have any, you know, it's not no advice tips. Well, you're the one dog. Make sure he gets the balls. Yeah, what? Because it takes the ball. No, but he's got to be like out of commission for a little bit, right? It's a couple of days. Yeah. He'll probably just be on drugs. Okay. Put the cone on him. Cone. I'm getting a little cone tips. My dog spade on September 11th. Look at that. Yeah. Maybe I'll do the same. Yeah. Yeah. It's already a bad enough day. Yeah. How many periods have you had to deal with, Jay? One. Oh, just one. Said, do one, wait a little bit, and so we're at that point. Okay. It's on the calendar for months. Never forget. Yeah. What do you have any plans for the spade? Drop the dog off the doctor. Go home. I don't know why I'm overthinking this. Yeah. What do they do with the spade? How do they go about spade? Yeah. I get neutered. No. Or no. I'm getting him neutered. Right. Yeah. Isn't that the same? Stay his girl. Oh. Is it less complicated than I think? I think it's like an effect to me. I think they just snip. Okay. He just comes back and chill. Go to his balls off the ball. Oh, all right. They put that cone on him and they say, don't let him lick his balls. Okay. Do they actually take the balls? Or do they just snip a little? I think they take the balls. They snip the balls off. The balls are gone. Yeah. And then they just say, don't let him lick the area. All right. A couple days. Cool. That's a lot different from the sector. I know. They don't take the balls. What is the spay? What is the spay process? Like, what are they actually doing? I don't know if I had to guess. Probably hold the dog up and put a glue gun and just kind of. You think they call it? The glue, the dog pussy shot. Yes. The glue it shut. Probably. Probably. You had to guess. If I had to guess, that would be it. No, Chase. You really had to guess. Final jeopardy. You're about to win. I don't know. I don't know. Describe the spay process in two sentences. And be serious. Don't say glue to pussy. But I don't have a better answer for you. Chase. I did. I didn't book this one. I imagine it's more internal. I have no idea. You know what? I feel like. Yeah, demographic. I feel like we don't have a lot of veterinarians to watch. Maybe I'm wrong. They're probably yeah, they're too busy. I feel like they're very busy during this hour. I think we're probably more desk job Yeah, if you are a vet let us know do you glue the dog's pussy shot? No, I watch short. I was in Spain as I'm blue and pussy Praise you guys brought it up glue gun That's shopping Michaels Also that I can text her and ask arts and crafts Do you glue the pussy shot? I Ask oh Dina All right Brandon's has like 50 dogs brain. What it wouldn't you wouldn't a dog it's paid not neutered spade What actually happens? What is that procedure? Neuter we got neutered is neutered is pretty straightforward spade I think there's I think there's a tube in there. They sever. Okay. Yeah, I don't shove glue in it Kate you got spade And they did it was glue. Yeah, right. Right You're glues, it's right It's okay. Whatever. Yeah, it's an end of Friday How do they make they glued up the pussy? I know I'm not believing that he chay is a college educated smart guy He didn't actually believe you glue the pussy. I don't know I'm not playing along about dog pussies You know more than us What did you say you do know about dog pussies anything almost not like? Please when they go and eat some stuff happens, but that's it What what happens just like kind of like You know if your sink is broken and it just like it doesn't shut off all the way But like it's almost all the way off, but it's just like a steady drip like that, but red Hey, hey, look, this is the look. It's we're gonna spend the wheel now We got a guy out of this week. We got labor day coming up. We'll see you guys I'll see you Monday for a web And we'll see you tomorrow from Bloomington, Indiana, but the yak will see you Tuesday. Bye. Bye , yes, I'm a talk shop to do a Yankee club is the act Um, I just wanted to take this time to say something a lot of dog talk today And I'm this is a little selfish, but my dog died two days ago, and I don't want Her to be gone without people knowing how awesome she was so my dog Coda was awesome And if you have a dog give your dog a hug because they could be gone That's pretty dark, but They could go at any time and just tell me love them for my dog Coda and have a great weekend