We Forgive Cleetus, Spenser Can't Ride, & Hiring The Amish!

Kletus did call up C.J. and I and he said anything that's broken. He did say it fixed it. I'll fix it. Ken, when you were going into that marriage, did you know it was a bad idea? I was like, this is gonna be my ex-wife. I just fully lawned out of straight over the forest, but I can't breathe. I'm spitting blood and I'm just like, "Oh my God." I did get the rear suspension back in, but I'm glad that Kletus blessed me. We do have one more Vegas trip on the schedule for this year. Gavin might get married there again. Well, boys, did you see the newest family member? A little addition. Very little addition. Spenny, did you meet him? Yeah, I've been hanging out with him all weekend. In your room? I've been having him check on him and everything. Yeah, yeah. I've been hanging out with him a lot. And you haven't met him yet? Have you? Oh, shit. Yeah, you don't know what's going on. The smallest addition. We got a new Mini Highland cow. No way. Yes. We got another one. Well, we got a Mini, we got a Mini Mini Micro. So we even smaller than Bobby. For what? Just do what you did, I mean. So Chad, the breeder, a Bobby and drywall loved that Bobby was now the mayor of our town and then just everything that we've been doing with him, making them characters and just like building this new barn and just treating them right. Yeah, he loves what we're doing with the boys. And he was just like, "Yo, do you want another one?" I was like, "Yeah, I mean, we would love one." And he was like, "Sweet. Pay for its flight out and like, it's flight on the plane." And he's yours. Well, I thought you were talking about Mike's cat that runs around the shop once in a while. Yeah, I wasn't expecting it. Show up Monday with a fresh cow. A new new, uh, it's fucking fine. It's tiny, tiny. Yeah, he's so he's smaller than Bobby. He'll grow up to be smaller than Bobby, so to be sold right now. Drywall, up top, and then Bobby a little shorter, and then whatever we name this new guy, still up for debate. We're debating between uh, Cheddar and Jonah. I've already started calling a Cheddar. That's what I saw something in the group chat that's it's something about. Did you feed Cheddar? I was super confused, but I just figured out eventually, yeah. So wait, see, do you've already started calling him Cheddar? You're up in the new name? Yeah, I mean, initially when I laid eyes on him, I was like, Jonah, he just looked like a Jonah to me. But, uh, you know, then you guys were like, we gonna want to call him Cheddar. So I just started calling him Cheddar. He does look pretty Cheds. He does look like Cheddar. I've already started calling him Cheddar. So it's kind of it is what it is. White Cheddar. I feel like you can't change his name. It's like drywall. Like we started calling him drywall, and then we're like, I will call him a different name later, but now it's stuck. That's the name. We really dropped the ball by not naming drywall Greg. We gave Bobby obviously CJ's alter ego, and then being that drywall was supposed to be Ken's cow. And Greg is Ken's alter ego. We did. Yeah, we could have a dead man. He started to said that to me. She was like, why didn't you guys name drywall Greg? And I was like, what were we thinking? The thing is, it's like names either worker they don't. And like, I don't know. I'm just a firm believer when you first see him. First thing I came to my head, Bobby, and it just worked. And it just stuck. And then we didn't have a name for Ken's, but we were calling it drywall. Even before we got there, we kept calling it drywall. And then it was just like, there was no going back. Like we tried calling him Wally, and it just didn't work. And then like we're trying many different names. But he's just a drywall. It's just like it is what it is. And he's taking Chad's under his wing. Is he? Yeah, they're going to be good bros. Yeah, I started out with some beef. It started out pretty hostile actually. Beef? Is that a cow joke? Maybe. He was like kind of pressing him. I think it was because, well, first off, it was just like, who is this little guy? And then we gave Chadder his bottle. And I think that made drywall jealous. So then he was kind of jealous. But after, I don't know, honestly, only a few hours, because I was really nervous. Like I kept checking on him. Like I went home and I went back that night, and it was checking on him. And drywall was chilling. They're fattling. Yeah, he was like kind of like drywall and Chadder go everywhere together. Like they just, Chadder just kind of follows drywall around and drywall is taking him under his wing. And Bobby does not care one bit. He doesn't care about anything other than grass. Bobby and Chadder were cuddling last night. Oh really? Yeah, they were cuddling last night. Bobby and Chad's, Chad's doesn't like being off on his own. I think because he's so little. He like lays behind like touching. Yeah, he does. To either drywall or Bobby. Every time I've seen him, he likes cuddling. Yeah, I was just happy to see they let him into the trough and they were letting him eat the hay. Because that was the biggest thing. I was worried drywall was going to get like, "Hey, you can't have any of this." It's some good hay. Yeah, maybe that message was about Chadder eating hay. Dude, I was thinking Ben was Chadder. Despite drywall is upbringing, I might, I will say, drywall is the most friendly one. He's better behave than Bobby. Yeah, I mean, it's just more so like, he'll just come up to you. He'll interact with you. He wants a good pet. Like, can he still proud? Like, you can still proud. I'll tell you that. It's taking you, it's taking you this long to realize it. Interaction. Whereas Bobby, like, you could walk in his pen and he probably won't come up to you. He's got a little bit of an ego like that. He'll just keep eating. Like, you have to go up to him and you'll like, you could like, pick his head up while he's eating grass and like, start scratch him. Then maybe he'll just like kind of chill. But otherwise, he's like, doesn't really care if you're going to pat him or anything. Drywall loves getting scratched. I don't think that there's overlap. I'm trying to figure out exactly how old Chadder is. But weeks, imagine if they would have like, grown up, like at the, at the breeder's farm, if they were to grown up together for like a couple weeks and then Bobby and drywall get taken away. And little Chad's is like, oh, we're the, we're my brothers. We're the boys go. And he gets put on a plane. And then a couple hours later, he walks into the, into the new fence in farm area. Finds his boys again. Be prepared for union. Dude, the farm is looking like a farm now. That farm, that's so damn good. And now it actually makes sense. Like, we've always called it the farm because it used to be a farm. But people are always like, why do you call it a farm? It's like a fucking racetrack. Yeah. And then I'm like, no, no, no, no, you used to be a farm. And we didn't want to call it the shop because that's what this place is. And then, but now you pull in, you're like, ah, yes, farm. Yeah, dude, I'm just so happy that the Amish are finally here building the barn. I feel like we've been talking about it for so long because it was like a part of the plans. But it's just, it's tough to get a hold of them. But I will say, once you do, those dudes show up, it's gonna be done today. They've got, I think this is their fourth day working on it. That's crazy. It's insane. They put the thing up, they spray foam in the inside, like those guys just work fast. Did you hear about how those Amish were acquired? Yes. So Tony, Jake's business partner in Bums, said, yeah, I got an Amish plug. And so he's like, okay, so he calls them. And basically, he was like, oh, I can't come. This is what that Amish group said. So he was trying to call around and like figure out a different Amish guy to do it. None of them were returning his phone calls. Some of them didn't have phones. So he just went to the Amish colony and drove around and went door to door. And just knocked on doors and said, I need a barn built. Can you help me? He's like, dude, I'm not letting these boys down. I got a phone of fucking Amish. Yeah, dude, wow. One thing I want to do for that. Yeah, dude, Tony. That's so nice. So Jake's business partner, Tony in Bums, like, dude, that guy knows how to get stuff done. I will say that for sure. Straight up down to go and door to door. He just went and like set the whole thing up. And then like my phone wasn't working because I got a new phone. And I wasn't receiving time. You were like the Amish. He didn't get a hold of me. So he just drove up, met them here. Had him get started, like, I don't know. Shout out, Tony. Shout out, Bums. Go get some sunglasses. But dude, imagine him trying to get in contact with you. And he's like, dude, this guy is just ghosting me. I line all this up. Yeah, I literally go door to door and get the Amish form. And now he's ghosting me when I'm asking him what time they should be there. Dude, I swear, I got a defective iPhone 18. Like this shit, I've never had so much trouble with an iPhone. I've never had so much trouble with a phone in general. Not receiving text messages. Not receipt, like, and then I go to record Alex's reaction to little cheddar. And for some reason, the thing goes into manual focus. And it's out of focus, the old dog. I'm like, dude, fuck this phone. Straight up, fuck this thing. I swear, it's a lemon. It's a lemon iPhone. I think I did. It's like the one time I get a new phone when it comes out. And then it's just the biggest turd ever. Has Ken been in the setting? No, I'm-- Did you delete your e-sync? Not letting Ken touch my phone, bro. Can you set your e-sync? Start fucking changing everything. I have mine ready to go in 15 minutes and didn't have any problems. Yeah, can you get a new phone every like three months? I will say I got a new phone because mine was clapped. The battery life's amazing. I can make it like two days on this sucker. Yeah, it's just-- It's a game changer. Sounds nice. I'm on Ken's hand me down now. You know how I said that? I broke my phone. I talked about that a couple of podcasts. Oh, yeah. I broke it in Europe. Well, then I broke it again. And now I'm on Ken's hand me down from like four phones ago. It scrolls. Yeah, the scrolls. That thing is, bro. It is clapped, though. Is it full of points of malware? It is. I clapped out that phone the day I got it because you went to Glamas. That was the first time I went to Glamas. And it just destroyed the screen. There's some other abuse done to it internally. Internal some software abuse. I'm running pretty low on scrolls for that thing. So how's everyone feeling about the aftermath of the cletus? Now that everything is out, cletus has went and done his stuff. Seed you've had a couple of weeks to live with your truck. And it's awesome doors. Yeah. Awesome. Honestly, the building has grown on me. Me too. They came and they fixed it. Initially, we were extra in shock because it was like, the paint was running because it rained. Right the night after they've finished It looked really bad, but clearest item come back and they touched it up and painted it perfect and I think it looks really sharp now I actually really I do like it. I'm down to keep it. It does bite and also putting nice I will put our logos over clearest is logos. We did we have our friends obviously We're going to do that, you know and those turn out really good I do think it looks really nice. I think it's the nice touch is patriotic. I like that part of it I was out on the town this weekend and people people were talking about it They said they want to come by and just check it out. Sam I actually have heard that from people out on the town Yeah, yeah, they're stoked on it. It is the talk of the town. I think every morning we should stand out in our driveway and do the pledge of allegiance That's a great idea. This morning you were singing God bless the USA At least run the national anthem at least once a month at nine o'clock every morning What if we had the whole town pull up and we did like a national anthem Bobby's national It's all run that school. I don't think they're allowed to Yeah, I believe certain last one. I talked to it was like an Super optional thing. Maybe where you actually went To a place to do it. Oh, like I think we know no school every classroom did it But you know you had the option if you just wanted to sit in your desk or you know, we didn't even have that option You just did that stuff because we were but now I think it's just like okay if you're going to do it you go I'm just used to like there was somebody who would like sing it. Did you guys have that? Every like Friday someone would sing it over the intercom. You had like a designated person I don't know if I've ever heard the I think ours Allegiance saying Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like someone was like designated. Yeah, yeah, they would play it wasn't that every day like during home room Yeah, a classroom out of flag everyone would stand up. You look at it and they'd play it over the whatever intercom You seem like we stopped doing it in high school maybe yeah, I don't I don't remember going but in grade school to middle school every single day You still on a ship. What were you guys saying up in Canada dude? I had to sing the Nash the Canadian National Anthem but a French because I went in French school for like two to three years And we had to sing it in French every morning. Do you still remember it? I want to know I hate I hated French I hated French immersion. I don't remember anything French. I don't remember anything. I Dude, I hated it. I was only it was only like grade one grade two and grade three Were you rip in French in school like you had to talk French? Yeah, I had to We if you wanted to go to the bathroom you had to ask in French like we we say everything I have to go we we How do you feel about the shop? Yeah, it's cool. It's cool Not sweet it actually is sweet. It pops. Benny paints the fucking farm a Canadian flag You know what I with my truck though? I did get the rear suspension back in which was necessary because it was brutal It was like worse than riding like shit. It was it was like a fucking tractor It was one bump was like yeah even Evan was like pro. This is bad Evan said when Evan saying it's a rough ride you know it's a rough ride This guy there no one's ever rode a rougher ride than Evan So anyways got that back in it's a lot better. I will say it does look cool like it looks It's rock. It doesn't look real. Yeah, it does looks like something straight out of a video again when you pop the doors up in nightclub When you pop the doors up, it looks insane uh, you know, I wasn't stoked on it at first But it has grown on me. I'm glad that clearest bless me. I'm very happy that he blessed me because I don't know I just think what you get from it once you get your fuel wheels back on there and you can turn more than a quarter turn I think I think you'll love it. I don't know if those fuels are going back on man. It's like show truck man The the turning radius is was relatively impressive though. I will admit Yeah, as long as you're not like a parking lot or like doing like 90-degree turns and you're good like you need to drive it. Yeah in public. Yeah, I would definitely get pulled over I'm just saying you could probably turn more than like Dalton could with his setup that he'd like daily That's true Well, not after we did it correctly about I'm saying what he would have been used to driving. Oh maybe yeah I gotta say I think I went a little bit a little ways the opposite Once I really got in there and had to use it. It's a pain in the butt Still happy. He blessed me still love cleat and I'm glad he did it because it's fucking hilarious But it is a little bit annoying. My fenders are all chopped up My dad actually was the most like I just can't believe just can't believe your vet It's total. I don't know. Yeah, actually it's grown on me. It's a it's fun having a cool vehicle It's it's very similar to driving the SEMA truck the legendary SEMA truck we had around People are staring and then they're really staring and then they're talking once you hop out of it So I told clear this if he really wants to To bless me he could buy me an eventador that has the doors that go up But take the doors that go up off and put normal doors on So he'd unbless it. That'd be a fair trade and that'd be a great friend. Oh you got me You want unbless the eventador actually suck if you actually had an event or and then say next year We do this again, and he shows up say you have an event or and he just puts a normal door Now it's like dude About this freaking thing just how I can have doors that go up and now I look like Corvette. Yep. So I was like if you need some ammo That's something you could do for me. You could trade in my Porsche on a Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, definitely just by it. All right. Just yeah. Yeah, you gotta fully commit to it But I'm starting to feel a little blessed First I was pretty upset just because I really wanted to rip the car And I didn't really look at it right away because I was just like oh, they suck so much But now after looking it was all rusted and bondoed and Scab together anyway, so it's gonna be better even better in the long run anyways Yeah, I was kind of under the impression. I thought it was pretty solid which goes to show how close I looked at it But yeah, once you see where the fenders are blown out. They're just like rust falling out of it and stuff So it's like it'll mean it'll it'll be good for the program in the long run It is probably a what 45-year-old vehicle 85 Yeah, you one. Yeah, I can't believe when that wheel fell off It's in it's in our Instagram real when the wheel fell off and took off We have like all of our merch workers cars and Nate has a really sick blazer. Yeah blazer SS is clean And the wheel came wobbled at it and then wobbled away and then went down the line And almost hit our sprinter van and then hit the megaphone Corvette But the megaphone car yeah, that's the best case scenario like a merch workers car right on their door and like yeah Really fucked it up Especially I mean his two is like he's really proud of it takes car shows and stuff like that as sick car And now I would really felt bad you come to work and then you get a door through or a tire through your door I guess in the big picture the most disappointed I am is the way that George hit that tree. He was turning around I thought he was like drifted into the tree, which would be kind of cool He literally just like I don't know. It's alright George. There is a lot of debate in the comments I don't know if you guys have like read the comment It is a video taken the internet by storm tiktok Instagram Pretty much any comment section that you look at is kind of like War yeah, it's very divided, you know, obviously we got people are saying that we went harder You got people saying that cleat went hard You got people just saying that there was no touch Got people saying that we had no touch. There's got people saying they went too far People saying they didn't like it at all. There was useless destruction people saying that it was the best thing that we've ever done Both sides there's so many opinions and I actually can't get away for all go on Facebook I'm just scrolling and I'll see like Ford Raptor group really and they'll be like a picture of my truck I'm like hey, that's mine and then all these people are like what the fuck would do this like This is me standing next to the truck. They probably think I wanted it. Yeah Then kid. I'm scrolling on Instagram and I see Vaughn posted the thing saying that I ratted him out. Oh, yeah Oh my god now. I'm a fucking rat like it's like I do want to clarify on that. I didn't rat I mean I did rat him out But I unintentionally rat him out because I didn't want to take credit for his prank What would have been worse me like cleatist thought it was us. I was like no that wasn't us And I should just said it wasn't us, but instead I gave him credit because it was like a crazy prank I didn't want him to yeah, Vaughn never told us don't tell Yeah, I kind of figured I'm like bro he posted a whole video on his channel about it. I guess he He posted that when we posted ours. Okay. It wasn't like a predetermined thing. Oh So it was just like yeah cleatist got home and was like dude you guys you guys painted my driveway too Yeah No, that wasn't us that was vaughn figuring that Vaughn would want to be like got you Yeah, exactly like a gotcha moment instead of CJ being like yeah, yeah, we did that imagine I did that I'm actually mad then yeah if I was him yeah, then it's just like you're just stealing Somebody else's prank yeah in their works. I didn't want to do that. So that's why I said that But I messed up. I sure you said that wasn't us because then I was now I'm a fucking rat dude It's not good. It's not fucking good. I don't like seeing that that comment And I've been craving cheese and shit like all day. Yeah, I was eating like chips and queso I was just watching football and it was Yeah, you were like oh my god, I am a rat. Yeah, I realized that and I had to own up to it That's why I post on Instagram like I'm a fucking rat dude like I'm sorry. I apologize I was trying to just clear some things up But yeah, you thought you were doing something good exactly turns out unintentionally I'm a rat. Yep, you live your whole life just fucking lip sealed and then just one little one little moment here Little fucking rat Beasel Yep Bring the cleats comments. I was like man, guys chill out. It was funny - People were actually really upset about the Porsche, which had no damage. - Oh, that was the chillest thing ever. - Yeah. - Unbelievable prank. - Yeah, y'all, y'all. - That's all of that first time your Porsche's been there. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, I think maybe that's what people don't understand is like, I guess the, what it's been through. - Did the Denali get broken again over the weekend? - It was broken, no, still. - I don't think it's been fixed. - We haven't touched it. - It doesn't move. - I mean, I drove it the other day, but. - So I will say this, Klee just did call up, see Janine, he said, yo, anything that's broken, a wave the white flag, he did say it fixed it. - I'll fix it. He didn't necessarily say, I feel bad about it. He actually didn't say that at all. He doesn't, he doesn't feel bad about it one bit. But he just said, all bless you guys. - Again. - Again. - Wow. - If you send me all of your vehicles that are broken. And I said. - It seems dangerous. - That Denali's coming back with Lambo doors, which would be sick. - I know, I go, yeah, I don't know. - I don't know if you need to bless us again. I think we're good. - That's all we would look good with Lambo doors. - Open for the El Camino. Bucket, let's send it to him. Might come back faster. - Habachi auto that thing. - He did say, I'll get it right. So it's hard to say exactly what you mean. - Watch him, but. - But only put the doors on and then send it back. (laughing) - It's tights up the wheel studs. - That's it. (laughing) Be the funniest thing. No, but we've been, we're still, we're still buddies and we're all still laughing. Clayton's been sending so many videos of Little Rip on his dirt bike, dude. - He's ripping. - Yeah, he's living up to his name, bro. He is ripping and he's absolutely loving it. So, I mean, that's cool to see and we've been texting him fun. I think some people maybe think I'm actually salty, I'm not, it's just, I just, I don't know. - It's just part of the life. - It's just part of the life and I was just, I don't know, it's been fun. - I'm happy that everything went the way it went. - Couple else, but, a net W. - A net W. - Dude, I'm at this happen, dude. I fucking have this truck that everyone's talking about. What more could you want as a YouTube guy? - I think we got to continue these prank wars and we just got to do a bigger. - We should do it to a BMW next. - You know what would look really good with Lambo doors? - What? - A cyber truck. - I know. - That look insane. - That looks so good. - That would look really good. - You know what really look good with Lambo doors is an Avenidor. - Oh. - That'd be sick. - That's what we need, is an Avenidor. - Habachi, Habachi Auto out the stock hinges and put in those. - Maybe I'll get an Avenidor next. So I can actually have the door. - That'd be pretty well set up. - Spending, how you feeling? - I see you're kind of moving, you're moving. You're looking with your shoulders. - I feel like I should be in a neck brace. - Little, you're not. - Glad you're not. - Yeah, no kidding. You are good. You know, unlike I shrunk a couple inches maybe. - Well, you're chilling. - I'm chilling, yeah, I'm chilling. Just slightly compressed on the spine. - Stiff. - Stiff. - Spending out of rough week. - Dude, a bad week, big week. - I've been telling you, riding quads isn't as easy as I make it look. - Riding dirt bikes isn't easy either. - Yeah, well that's your home sport. - That's your home sport. We'll start with dirt bikes. You're comfortable in two wheels. Four is a foreign territory. Tell the story of your dirt bike track. - Yeah, dirt bike one. - Yeah, so the new track, pretty fired up. So me and Mike had out, we're screwing around, we're cruising around, just play around. Not really doing anything crazy. And there's like this little tiny double that's new. And so I jump it to the side and I like almost cleared. I jump it to the side and almost clear it. And I'm like, oh, that thing's just, that's just a little popper. I'll hit that real quick just for fun. - I would say so tiny and height, not that tiny in length. - Yeah, it's probably like 70 feet. - It's an all or nothing double. - It's like a 70 foot mandatory double. And I was like, oh, I thought it was chill, but it was more aggressive than I had it realized. And I came in a little too slow. And Mike was sitting up on the top. And I just came in a little too slow and just fully frame-cased it as hard as I possibly could. And because it's a fresh build on the track, the dirt was soft. So I just sunk in. I just sunk into the dirt. And I was like, oh shit, I'm going over the bars. So I literally just jumped off the front of the bike, landed like on my feet. And then the bike kind of did like a stoppy and slammed into me and landed on top of me. So then Mike rips over. I can see like, I roll on my back. My visors all broken and there's dirt everywhere. I'm rolling around on the ground. And Mike rolls over to me. And I'm just, (grunts) because the bike landed on my ribs. - Oh my. - So I'm just rolling around, I can't breathe, can't breathe. And I'm like, giving Mike the thumbs up and I take my goggles off. And then I like, go and I spit and it's just red. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like, my mouth is bleeding somehow. I didn't know from where. But I can't breathe. So I'm spitting blood and I'm just like, oh my God. And I actually thought my ribs were broken because I couldn't breathe. And I was in so much pain. - Jesus Christ. - And I was just, this is way more aggressive than you originally told me. - I know, it was gnarly. It was gnarly. My side still is all like bruised up and cut up from it. - I don't believe your thumbs up anymore. You're like the exact opposite of Ken. Like Ken will like trip and then he'll go, ah, and we'll Ken, are you okay? And he'll go, no. - Well, you know, I'll tell you. - And then we're in. - My neck. - Yeah, oh my God, Ken, are you okay? No, no, I'm not okay. And then we're like, oh fuck. What do we need to do to make you okay, you know? Like, how do we assess this? Spenny has the nastiest pile up you've ever seen. Is on his feet before the bike's done crashing, giving you two thumbs up. And then he's like, oh, just kidding. I think my ribs are broken. We're like, what the fuck? - Well, I-- - It's not a thing for the camera. - That's not a double thumbs up scenario. - I know, I know. - It's like at least maybe a one. - So Mike rides over. He didn't actually get the crash on camera, but it was an early one bike landing on me. I mean, he got me spinning blood, and I'm just rolling around in the dirt. The next day, we were gonna shoot the new Moto Gear, and I was like, well, I can't miss that. So I had to power through all the sore, and didn't really hit my head, but landed on my neck and hurt my neck a little bit. So I was recovering all week, and then we decided to film some four wheelers on Friday. And just-- - All talent went off the window. - Well, two extra wheels, and it's like you'd never rode anything before. - True, yeah, true. - I mean, four wheelers are hard. Four wheelers are hard to ride. - You heard it here first, baby. - You came from a dirt bike guy. - I was trying to ride it like a dirt bike, and you can't ride it like a dirt bike. - No, you can't, and you found that out in like 33 seconds. - Yeah, a whole other skill. - A whole other skill. - We hop on the other skill. - We hop on it, and we're riding around. We're riding around the dirt track. Like doing nothing. Just warming them up. - Just warming them up. And Spenny manages to roll his, and he ran away from it. - Yeah, I see. - Jumped off and ran away in cowboy boots. Ran away in brunt cowboy boots. - That was some real athleticism. - Yeah, I don't think so there, but. - This is a new concept, Spenny. You got four wheels that can flip. - I mean, in the last time I had rode quads was, I mean, the last time my parents pulled me off of 'em, back when I rolled, that's when I rolled back in the day. So, from there on, it's been two wheels. - Really a lot of that. - Right back onto it, rolled it just like old times. - It's like old times. - A lot of adversity to become a quad guy, dude. A lot of, a lot of rolling. - Yeah, and then yeah, we go out, film the rest of the day, have an absolute blast. - Good time. - Good time. - A blast. All the boys on four wheelers. - Don't read it, Ryan. - Mob, and I don't need to tell-- - Can I read it? - No, no. - Can I read it? - No. - Just let the people know what it is. - Let 'em know. - Let me just, let me just read it. - I was, I was confused. I don't, I must say hit my head. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Let me just go back here, let me see. - Fuck. - That was one of the most fun days filming I've had in a while. Evan Chef posts six hours on a quad. - Yeah. - Yes. - Did anybody not have fun? Spenium was just wad, or you did wad up multiple times, but like, yeah, you had fun? - So I'm tuned. - A blast. - So what I've been saying, bull, fun. How about you, Godlife? - I'd say it was, it was really fun until I got just drenched in mud, and then I got a little-- - Yeah, but you did that to yourself though. - Yeah, part of the fun. - Yeah. - And you got that pressure washer shot. So it started off by me getting pushed into the mud. - And then you just had to do it. - And then it's like, okay, I'm just here. This is my life now. - Well, you were doing real wheelies. You were covering the footbrake. - You actually did some-- - Yeah. - I'm learning it. - I'm learning, I was impressed again. - But then yeah, the boys ripped, and we went out to the motor track, and there was the new double, double, double section, and we're on farm quads off marketplace. Like, they're good, but they're not-- - Haven't had a carb cleaning. - They're not factory race bikes that you should put all your trust in. So we feel at this line, and I go. I hit it a few times. Every time I hit it, when I landed, the throttle blurbed a little bit. Just because I think the landing was so abrupt, it would like bog out a little bit, but then it would always pick back up and carry enough speed to clear it. And then Ben was like, I think I'm gonna hit it too. And I was like, I was like, oh, let's run it together. Like, that'll be a sick clip. We'll hit them together. Like, these are big doubles. I mean, you don't want to hit these on a four wheeler. Like, definitely not a utility. So I go in front of Ben. - I shouldn't, I guess. - Yeah, you shouldn't. And I go in front of Ben and we drop in. I hit the first one, perfect. Hit the second one, perfect. Land, and I land on the gas. And the thing just goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm just like, oh, shit. I'm like, oh shit, do I break? Or do I just go for it? Like, what are you doing that scenario? You're gonna case about a break. - Breaking wouldn't have been better. - Breaking wouldn't have been better 'cause you have the speed that you're rolling. So I was like, you know what? I'm just staying in it, I'm staying in it. So I stayed in it. And just my wheels came up a little bit too short. I just landed and the suspension cased and the shock just was like, it gave a full negative reaction and put it back into the bike, put it back into the quad and buck the quad into the air on the rear. And it hit me and I just, there's no way I was gonna hold on it. I just fully laundered it straight over the bars, straight to my head. - Oh, yeah, it was not. - Didn't hit my head. And then in the whole time of that happening, I'm flying off and I land on my head. And then I like, I remember looking and I remember seeing the two wheels coming towards me. So I remember just trying to-- - Wow, it was fighting back. - Yeah, it was just fighting back. So I remember just trying to roll out of the way. And I think CJ said it ran over my legs or something. - You just did. - This straight spade, did you say you landed on your head but you didn't hit your head? - I didn't hit my head hard but I landed straight on my head. - I believe you, I just, I don't know how those two things work but sorry, carry on. - I think what it is is it's a straight 80 tuck and roll. Like you're landing on your head but you're not really hitting your head but you're like-- - You're deflect off it a little. - Yeah, you're deflecting off of it and I just fully just compressed my whole neck. So now I'm like, so I feel so stiff and right as it happened to it, you'll see in the clip my like, I charlie horse my right shoulder so hard. So my right arm like I couldn't lift it up and I was like, oh my god, my shoulders out. And that was honestly all that really hurt at them in the moment was my right shoulder just 'cause it was so charlie horse. But again, you know, I threw up the thumbs up just to, 'cause I didn't, it's a bad crash like that. I don't want anybody freaking out like too hard. - I do feel a little-- - If I'm not gonna die. - Feel a little responsible for it because when I sourced that Wheeler, it is bone stock Yamaha. I think even the original tires, the only thing after market on it, it's got a cheap carburetor. - Dude, and worst. - That thing was just blurbling every time but I was having so much fun. I didn't really want to go the last time but it was, I was having fun. So I was like, oh screw it, I'm having so much fun. I got it hit it again. Like that was so much fun. I got it-- - Should've known one more time. - Should've known. - Yeah, but I don't know, it was gnarly. It's been a rough week on the neck. - Yeah, we're taking it real easy. You're taking it easy this week. I'm gonna hand cuff you to a chair. - Yeah, I was gonna say, spending. I think you are-- - You're benching. - You're on probation. - Yeah, I don't know if I'd say benched. You can still be a part of it but you're definitely-- - Spectating a little more than I'd ever been. - You're off the motorized vehicles. - Yeah, yeah. - I was also gonna say, I don't know if it was much of a tuck and roll. - No, it wasn't. - It was a scorpion. - Like to me. - Yeah, scorpion. - It was more of a bend. It was just a, like you land on top of your head if fucking went like this. - Yeah. - Body kind of just collapse on top of itself. - I just did some, I was realizing this morning. I actually snapped my GoPro mount in half. - Yeah. - Like it's fully snapped. - I'm happier. - No, like I have it under the visor. I have it on the front of my helmet. And it fully snapped the plastic mount in half. - Jesus. - But somehow the GoPro stayed on. Well yeah, it's been a rough week. Luckily, I've had like, probably five or six chiropractor appointments within the last like three days between Ben's dad and CJ's dad. Luckily, they're both really good and they know what they're doing 'cause they're getting me back. I'll be back within three, four day turn around. - I mean, yeah, you were saying you were feeling like 15% better every day. - Yeah, I was like, that's pretty good. - Yeah, that's pretty quick turn around. All things considered. - Yeah, the first night was pretty rough. I was, I had to move my head with my hands to like move on the pillow. I couldn't actually like lift my head up, doing good, I hate that shit. I can already see the comments I want to talk to, the people listening. I promise you guys, we will never, where this video hasn't came out yet, but we will never spoil a video for you. Please don't feel like us talking about two crashes and riding four wheelers is gonna spoil the video. It's gonna be good. 'Cause like literally I'm there and I'm excited to watch the video because it's done so well. Here and about one crash will not ruin the video for you. - Oh yeah. - It just seems to be a common theme. People don't spoil the video. Only talk about what has happened. But like we're just getting hyped. Trust me, we didn't spoil. There's so much other shit that happens. - Dude, yeah. - You're gonna wanna see it. - Yeah, I'm glad you're okay. - Yeah, exactly. And you have heard about 11 seconds of it. - Yeah. - So yeah. It was a fun time though. Just glad all my boys are getting into the quads, you know? - Dude, yeah. - I guess it's hard to say. Would people rather hear about like after they've already watched the YouTube video us just explaining exactly what they watched? - They're pretty vocal about it. They don't wanna hear what happens next week. - I mean, some people. - Some people are. And that's what I'm telling them. - And then there's also a debate with those people that I know. - Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm telling those people. Don't worry, dude. - I mean, we typically try to talk about things. Like if we're talking about something that they've already seen, we're trying to add context to it and go deeper than what you were able to show on the video. And I mean, when you're talking about something before it happens, I feel like we're pretty good about not saying every little thing. Like there's so many other segments that we've filmed that we won't talk about because that would actually spoil the surprise. - Exactly. - But I mean, this trust me. - Yeah, there's a bunch of things that, you know? - I wanted to say that because I already know people are like, "Oh, what the fuck?" But yeah, doing everything I can to recover 'cause we got a big week, I think. - Tell your mom to call Ben. - No. - He'll get up off the out. - No. - I want, I'm just as upset. - Yeah, exactly. - That's they can team up and be like, "I know, we need to, we need to sp- - Spitzer? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, you already know my mom was barking at me hard. - Yeah. - I bet. - I don't blame her. - I take it the worst at everyone too. I get it the worst at everyone. - You're upset, Mom. - She's an angel. - But yeah, it's gonna be a sick vid, the four-wheeler challenge is gonna be good. Everybody had a blast filming it. Turns out those things are actually pretty fun. - I might actually, I might actually grab a four-wheeler. - Gosh, I don't know, spending. - Just a cruiser, not a jumper, just a cruiser. - I'd say you're, I think you're better on two wheels. - Yeah, well, yeah. - I don't wanna see you go down that road. - Stay away. - Stay away. - You could try to meet in the middle, try it three-wheeler. - Yeah, three-wheeler. - Then you're hated by everybody. - You wonder what our percentage of audience is like four-wheeler riders versus two. - Two bike riders versus three. - I mean, we already know the three-wheeler is such a rare, small demographic. No chance we have a large portion, but obviously of our riding portion of audience, obviously not everyone has a dirt bike or a four-wheeler, but I wonder what the split would be. I'd assume dirt bikes would be more of them, but also it's a lot more common to just have a four-wheeler for getting around the farm, or whatever. You know, if you're a person who lives out in the country, most people have a four-wheeler. - I think it's what you identify as. - True, a side-by-side as a four-wheeler. - Right, yeah, or a dirt bike. - I bet most are side-by-sideers. - I bet you there's a large portion of side-by-sideers too. - I think that's gonna take over the whole farm four-wheeler. - Your TV's, yeah, you're right. - I'm just saying, if you're gonna go on, you're gonna buy expensive side-by-side. - Rather just buy a TRX. - Just buy a cheap car. - No, buy a TRX. - True, it is a good one. - The TRX is probably. - Yeah, I mean, the ultimate farm rig. - It's just an ultimate rig. - It's just the ultimate rig. - 700 horsepower at that price range is insane. - Kind of surprised the jumps didn't bend it back a little more, but, you know, we'll get there. - Big week for your Siege. - Smile last week. - Well, no, it's not this, I guess. - I mean, it is a big week. You're right, Ken. Next week, I get married. - Next week. - Oh, yeah, this podcast, you're right. Currently, it is a very big week. Got a lot of stuff going on. I'm getting married on Saturday. So that's really exciting. The day's finally here. It's crazy how fast it's just like came up, you know, been engaged for like a year and four months. - Really? - It just flies. Like, I mean, you feel like you have so much time, but Ben's already been talking about it enough with his wedding, but it's just, there's so much that goes into it. And Alexis has been doing a lot to get it ready. So it's a good thing that I have her. I've been busy, though, too. I mean, there's a lot of stuff I need to like button up before all this and Ben's dad, who's my uncle, is actually going to be your Dan. - The officiant? - The officiant. - Really, no way. - The officiant of the wedding, yeah. So he's-- - Is he the third wedding he's done now? - He's never done this single one. - Oh, I thought you did your brother and sister? - No. - This is first time. - No way. - Yeah. - He was pretty nervous. - Yeah. - Yeah, but he's gonna be great. He's a good talker. - Yeah, he is. - And he'll do good. - I mean, we were trying to figure out who we were gonna have do it, 'cause we're not getting married in a church. You know, we wanted someone at least like that knows us or someone close in Alexis was just like, I just really think that Uncle Jason is the guy for the job. Initially, I was like, I don't really want to do that to him. Like, I don't want to make him have, it's a various. It's a big, I feel like that's a lot of responsibility. But then, you know, it just kept getting closer and closer and then she just asked him and without even really, you know, I'd said like, yeah, he would be good. I just more so don't want to put that amount of pressure on him. - Pressure on him. - You know, in responsibility. And then she asked him and then he said, yes. So then I was like, yeah, that's perfect. If he wants to do it, that's perfect. 'Cause I do agree he'd be really good [BLANK_AUDIO] She just really looks up to, like, Ben's parents, and I do too, you know? Well, I know he's honored. Obviously, it's like the greatest honor you could have. Yeah, unless you can, then it's just an inconvenience. Yeah, my first vote was Ken. I wanted Ken to do it. I don't think I have the life experience quite at this point in my life to put somebody through that and, like. To put somebody through it. Ken's gonna be your right, Ken. No, like, that is an understandable explanation. I think Jason has so much more life experience. He's gone through calling him old. And it's not a joke, that's the thing. Exactly. When I initially proposed that, I was mostly joking when I was, like, I want Ken to do it. Like, yes, that would have been hilarious for the video, but, like, a lot of it I'm gonna have to kind of rely on. You guys, like, you're gonna be filming it, whatever, uh, doing your thing, but hopefully we film it. And I want it to be, like, a good YouTube video, too, at the same time, you know? So, I want it to be, like, Ben's, like, Ben's turned out really good. Like, I think, and I think that Mike's turned out really good, too. Like, there was memorable, cool things that happened. Well, hopefully my next healed up for then. What do you plan on doing? Had begging? Something. Gotta get on the cap, then. Something. Do you get to have a meeting about that this week? What? Yeah, we do. Are we waiting? It's kind of became, like, a TikTok trend at this point of people wanting to get Ken to be their efficient. Hmm. I've seen those, Ken. No, I'm, that is, I think there's a lot pop it up. There's a lot, there's a lot, a lot, a lot. There's a lot of people that want to get married at our shop. Yeah. I actually don't have TikTok, so I don't see any of that. Honestly, it's pretty good. But you've been tagging me in some TikToks, Ken. That's actually not me. I've been getting tagged by some Ken Matthews TikTok accounts. I genuinely don't have a TikTok account, so anything that's claiming it's me is fake news. There's a fake Evan on Facebook that goes, yeah. The guy posts like three times a day. But it just, it says Evan Chef and it's you. I'm pretty sure he's making money too. Ooh, that's, that kind of sucks. It's one thing if it's like a clipper, you know, kind of promoting you. But I'll just see like a random, like, it's like you and Nicky off of your Snapchat story. Great weekend. And it's like, yeah, great weekend. It's got like 25,000 likes. And I have so many people asking me like, that is gotten flagged so many times and it, like, still is around. Dude, at first I thought it was you for the like, actually a couple months and I just thought, holy shit, I'm so happy Evan is finally like posting these legendary clips. Well, they're most of them are taken from my Instagram. That's, I know. I was just like, damn, Evan's just like repurposing. Like, I thought it was like, well, it would be really proactive. Yeah. A lot of it's like so old. Like, the new post, but it'll be a four-year-old. They are. He's syndicating his content. Yeah, I saw that. Put it on different platforms. Evan is like, when is he doing this? I was like, I can't believe I haven't seen him doing this yet. I just searched up your name, Evan and I came across a Facebook post from November 2011, 15 years ago. I almost got excited knowing that I get to ski in three days, but then I remember that it is at spirit and it sucks. It'll be filled with gappers and we will get yelled at for jumping going too fast and skiing backwards. Yeah, they used to always be so mean at the beginning of the year. Why would you even post that? Dude, almost got excited. I mean, it definitely got the people. Yeah, I was just young. Yeah, dude, I posted some dumb shit on Facebook. Oh, good at math. Yeah, I was like, yeah, how's he young? Dude, Ryan and Ken had some legendary Facebook post. Oh, yeah. It was cringey every time you see the memories pop up. Ken got me into social media, dude. It's so cringey watching the Facebook memories. Dude, I got blocked from Ryan's Facebook account because you didn't want me seeing it. Yeah. All right. Okay. Day 46 of asking at CBOY's TV to let me and my fiance come out to their compound and get married by Big Ken. So it's all one person who's just posting every day? I don't know. I guess I've seen it. Yeah, there is one. There's a lot of people do it. I've seen a few requests for bachelor parties at the CBOY's compound too, which of course we get inquiries about all kinds of things every day, but that would go pretty hard. Dude, this has just been the year of weddings, though. I mean, between Gav, marrying Ms. Heather, and then Ken marrying Gavon's mom. Gav marrying the snoot. Nope. They're not married yet. They're not getting married. They're getting married. Even the hell was that, Ken? Yeah. There's four weddings in total. Me getting married and then CJ. Gavon will be married again before the end of the year. There still is two months after my wedding. So like, yeah, there's a pretty high probability with like our current rate that there's someone who'll sneak one in. Someone could sneak one in at the little white chapel. Yeah. So Gav and Mike get married there again. Yeah. One can dream. Do you have any advice for me? Ben and Mike? Well, I'll tell you this much coming up to this, this big moment. And Ken. And anyone else that's probably getting married just at any point in the future. Obviously, everyone says it. It goes by so fast and it will be the happiest, best moment, best day of your life, right? Just trying to just remember that, I guess going into it where Greta and I had it like set up where we had like so many things to do like during the day of obviously you guys were a part of all of them and like so many photos to take. I wish that we could like go back and almost kind of like chill on like the photos and the scheduling of like every minute was packed and like be more present and be there to like enjoy it with the people that that came to celebrate you such as like go to the cocktail hour and like try and like meet people or like during dinner if there's like a little window for it. Try and go and like thank all the tables because that might be the only moment that you get to go and actually see like the people that that came to celebrate it. It's inevitable. The next day you'll reflect back and be like, I didn't even see so and so that came or you know, I wish I could have went and thanked this person or spent more time or been more present during this and obviously it's easier said than done because there is so much to do. But like Greta and I both said that like the next day or in the following days like, ah, we wish that we could have been more present because like the reality of it is like the pictures are great and like setting up all this stuff is good like for the video or the photos but like I don't know it's something about being able to be present with everyone that's there. It's not going to drink until maybe the dinner. Yeah. I didn't drink until actually. And I don't know if I'm going to drink like that much while I'm there but just because well, the only reason I say that's because I got a Texas morning like they're like, what do you want in your guys's room like before and they were like bloody marries or mimosas this that whatever. And I was like, ah, probably just you know, some beers and some mimosas for the guys. I'll take some beer. Something like. But I was like, I mean, I'm not going to drink any of it so I don't care. But I would say Ben gave great advice for Day of obviously he's only been married for how long has it been now three weeks, month, month, month, month and a couple of days. Yes. Yeah. And I'm really bad at this like during the day. Some people are stoked just to be there and like they won't even be mad if you don't say hi to them. Well, like I end up talking to people for too long. Like there's no need to be talking to to one guest or a group for like 25 minutes, right? Yeah. You're good at that. Keep her moving. Yeah. I was like being married you and Alex of like you're already like pretty locked in. You've been living together like you eat a lot of meals together. So that's good. But now once you're married, you're actually locked in so you might as well just like start being more like spontaneous. It doesn't mean you need to be less spontaneous. I'd say like be more spontaneous like you can just kind of like do whatever goof off. Go on random dates and you can like surprise her and just like do whatever because you're locked in now. It's not you don't I know you don't like think you have to like impress her because you've been dating for so long and engaged, but like you can kind of like just really, really like yourself. I don't know. I mean, you know, like you can just do whatever like be spontaneous. Yeah. That's good advice, Mike. Mike. Nice. Nice. Can you been married? You were married and divorced. Briefly briefly married. Any advice? Oh. Considering that marriage in last night, I don't think I can provide help for advice. Ken, when you were going into that marriage, like going up to the chapel, did you know it was a bad idea or did it seem like a good idea at the time? Oh, no. That was a terrible idea from the second it came up. Yeah. Did you feel that way? I was like, this is going to be my ex-wife. Even before. Yeah. He was all pissed off because he didn't go into the meat locker at some context to that, but yeah, definitely. Definitely. You don't have to be locked. You know what? You're wetting night. You're going to be pissed. Everyone actually pissed off. Everyone says, you know, that's going to be my future ex-wife and Heather just is my ex-wife. Heather. Jessica. Jessica. Holy heck. Oh, my God. Heather's on his mind, though. Heather's clearly on his wife's name. Has anyone talked about the -- so I was sold. I thought you and her talked about the divorce, but it turns out you didn't at all. No, because she -- I'm just going to be rather blunt. She sent me such wild stuff. I just blocked her number. Oh, my gosh. You were like, yeah, by the way, guys, we're divorced. That's done. That's done. We're like, oh, damn. That happened so fast. Turns out that was just your decision. Damn, you hit her with the block, though. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. Can. Pull up your block number list. I just want to see how big it is. It's long. I think nobody has what people block them can. My the king of the block just boom out of sight out of mine. Well, it's cuz my number you got leaked on the internet and then I spent a lot of time and money getting that shit clawed back. Why don't you just get a new number because that's kind of a pain in the ass. Think about how much stuff you have linked with your number, your bank account, your all your apps. The good point. Yeah, it's probably harder now to get a new number than ever. It's 1,397. Oh my gosh. That's more than a thought. Oh my gosh. That's way more. I was like, it's going to be a couple hundred. I figured it would be like a good scroll. That is insane. Pengement. Good. Is there any notable names on that list other than obviously your ex-wife? It's all numbers that I just don't have in my contacts list. People would keep texting me and then calling me and then I couldn't use my phone so I just have to keep blocking and blocking and blocking more and more contacts. Otherwise I just wouldn't be able to use my phone. Wow. I have 7. I've got 20. 79. I have nine. 60. Three. Three, spend. And it's cutting people off. I guess so. They have enough of dust. A thousand people block. That's insane. Otherwise I just wouldn't be able to use my phone because they would just keep calling, FaceTiming, texting. That is insane. And it's not a single person that I know. That's a no. Well, other than your ex-wife. Actually, I don't know if we ever like publicly said that we didn't put Ken's phone number on there, but he thought it was close enough. It was. No, it was close enough people were guessing. There's no way. They were calling my number. They were calling numbers that were within the same range. Yeah, but like through the numbers work though, who looks at it and goes, oh, this didn't work. I bet this just numbers number off. Well, these people just want to talk to you. So like, they're just constantly, okay, that number wasn't actually a live number. So they just started calling every number that was like remotely similar to it. I've just not buying that. It just seems like so out there that someone would do that. We got emails that other numbers that were similar also were getting blown up. So it's not fake news. Yeah. My grandma's number was one number off from the ticket master number or the phargonome ticketing system numbers all on concert days. Her phone would blow up. That sucks. Yeah. And she like, I mean, she. Answer every single one. Yeah. She was a, at that time, like a 75 year old woman, like she lived and died by her phone. Like she needed that. She's talking to her friends and doing whatever and so it rang. And then like, whenever there was a concert going live, you'd hear it on the radio and she'd be like, oh, phone's off the hook today because it would just blow up. Smikers, you got treats. Yeah. Some donuts. Hell yeah. No eating on the pod. That's something for us to look forward to afterwards. What kind of donuts do we have though? Just send them over. We can. Are those? Pre-made. They're not sandies. CJ, here's what you got to look forward to. Oh my god. Take a look at them. I guess we'll podcast all day. Thanks, Mike. Yeah. Thanks, Mike. Oh. Just a nice gift coming in a smidge late. It says, oh, I'll bring donuts. That'll buff it out. Speaking of donuts, I actually found a funny thing that you can do if, like, when I go home in Canada, I'm in a big city. And it's actually kind of crazy. But you can go on Facebook marketplace and you can buy food off of Facebook marketplace. What kind of food? Like, dude, you can buy any food on Facebook marketplace. You can buy a cake. There's people that bake cakes. You can contact them. You can say, hey, I need you to make a cake. I need all black icing with lettering on it. And they'll make it and they'll do it like perfect, like better than store bought. Better than store bought. That makes sense because making a cake is art, but what if I'm just like, I want sloppy joes. I don't know, but people make, like, you could get, like, lasagna. There's Italian people on there that'll make, like, Italian dishes and you can buy them. But I just found out about it. I thought it was a Canadian thing. I don't think so. I think it's just a city thing. Do they deliver? They'll deliver, like, so I found out about it because my girlfriend was having her 30th birthday. And this cake came. One of her friends got this cake and I was like, where did you get this cake? Like, this is amazing. Like, it said, rip to my 20s on it and it was all black. And it was like, it was super, super nice. And I was like, where did you get this? And she's like, oh, I bought it on Marketplace. And I was like, what? And I was like, how much was it? We're buying used cakes on Marketplace. He was like, 30 bucks. And so then I was like, I got a look into this because I was just so intrigued. I was like, that's crazy that you could buy it. And then I tried it. And it was so good. Then I looked into it and I found that you can like, there's people that are making cookies, cinnamon buns, like baked goods. You can get crazy baked goods off Facebook Marketplace. He hasn't stopped talking about this. And everybody thinks it's weird. So next time when I go back home to Canada, I'm going to go, I'm going to get some custom-made cookies or something and I'm going to bring them down with me. You guys can try that here. I don't think we can. We can't do custom baking here. Well, maybe you can. Maybe you can. Can we get in Fargo? It's a leader's coming down for the wedding. Yeah. Send her with that. I will. I'll get her to cook some up and we'll get some custom cookies or something. You guys got to try them. It's crazy. It seems sketchy. Oh, yeah. Dude, I've got some decorated sugar cookies, large, some cakes. Wow. Is that legal? I think so. What if they put their hair in it or something even worse? Well, a lot of the places, like you go and they, and you buy it and you buy like a 12-pack and they come in a box like that with like a sticker and like they all have like a little Instagram bakery name. Like a lot of the people are baking, you know, for, for like a job and they're just happening to throw it on Marketplace and they're delivering it to markets and whatnot and all over. It's kind of like bridging the gap, you know, you've seen where your buddy who's a car salesman is also posting the cars, you know, at the dealership on the thing. Exactly. And I think that's what it is. I can make cakes on the side too. Yeah. But crazy. Like $30 cake. I couldn't believe how nice it was and how good it was and you can get like any flavor, any style you want strawberry, like freshly sliced strawberries on it. You can get that. Like you can get anything. Are they just like going, going to the grocery store, buying a $20 cake and then just re-boxing it? That'd be pretty funny. I don't think so. People who bake love to bake. Because you can get full custom. So you can literally like that. You're from the grocery store too. Yeah, true. I guess you can. I guess. Look at that. I actually, Chris late just does look really good. No, dude, it's crazy. I just, it's a new, a new door for me. So now I've, I got, I got, it's a new zone that I have an experience. So I've been, my full Marketplace is just like, it's changed. My algorithm, yeah, my algorithm, he's going to go back to Canada and then come back and he's going to be like, fucking chubby. There is an interesting gray area, like you can sell baked goods without having to have like a food license. Yeah. I don't really know the specifics of it, but that's like when the server is at like some of the restaurants will like have cookies and they don't want me to give them to us. But when they give them away, it's fine. But I think the lady at one of the other restaurants, she like sells them and has like a table put out and she has to have like a whole health inspection for that. Did you guys ever have bake sales in school? Because they kind of really died when, so we used to have bake sales and you know, you bring brownies, cookies, bars, whatever you want. And like, it definitely whoever brought the best ones stood out, sold the quickest. And then the law or whatever it was came out that they had to be like sanction wrapped, whatever. And so they basically just sold candy bars and they just died immediately after that. Fuck buying a candy box, everyone's like cool. So I can buy a butter finger here, like kind of cool, I guess, but don't really care. I can go to the gas station after school and get that. You guys remember cake walks when you'd go around and then you, it would be musical chairs. Yeah. Then you would stop on a cake. Home with a cake. No. Dude, shit. So what did you do? Like, what did they have? I remember like the old like carnival box chocolates. Jack. You know what Jack? Good. How are you guys doing? Yeah. And turn your head right and left. Yeah, we're good. You're way looser than me. Feeling good. I haven't. Yeah. Flip it. Oh, shit. Flip it. Got it. And we've got it. Oh, shit. Shit. First thing that popped up. What did you say, man? World finest chocolate. Yeah. Those are all right. Those are good. Well, I'm not saying the quality of what I was just saying, that's that you had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't remember ever selling them. Oh, yeah. I bet those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what the fundraisers were for. Let's look up. I bought a bunch of those one time and they weren't that good. I like them. But at the end of the day. It's the package. Yeah, I know. Some little kid comes. He's trying to sell some chocolate. One of the selling. Do you remember when we were selling chocolate? We were in Miami and that kid came up to us trying to sell his chocolate, but he was just really just trying to steal our phones. Yeah. What? Yeah. Dude, you know that month. Like they were selling those overpriced candy bars that they just went to like CVS and bought like a, you know, like a big pack of them, holy shit. And they were saying like for their basketball team or whatever, those kids probably weren't even in school. They were probably just. They stole your phone. Didn't they? Well, he tried walking off with my phone. Yeah. So he came up. Then we buy the cake and then he just grabs off the table really slick and starts walking away. I grabbed his hand. I go, whoa. What are you doing? I snatched it out. And he goes, oh, I thought it was mine. I thought it was mine. It's probably, oh, they're, they're professional con artists like, you know, they're finding suckers to buy their candy bars when they're probably not even in school. And then they, they specifically came up to us because I think we were having drinks and probably saw your phone. Probably look like we were drunk. And I had my phone sitting right there like that. You know, they probably just look for if you put your phone on the end of the table and they just snatch it. Remember when we almost got robbed by T. Sure. I was shortly after that same day. Yeah. I think it was the next day. [BLANK_AUDIO] 24 hours. Yeah, it was got her up twice. No, it was the same. We did that. And then we went to dinner and that happened. My Annie's just like, I don't know if it was my team, but he definitely let us him and Maestro let us into it. Yeah, there was some weird shit going on. They were about to basically take the camera. They were less nice as camera. We referenced that. That's nice as camera, bro, sitting here like a fuck here. We go again. And then we released the footage. So now we're like really in it. Sell boys. Hold on. Once I go over here. Go off this world's finest chocolate is doing about a hundred million dollars a year in sales as a company. So they're doing pretty well for and fun to raise a little child labor, bro, you get a thousand. So do you know how many bars you got to sell to make a hundred million dollars chocolate bars? Like just think of what's a bar cost two bucks? Like, oh, I bet they're they're making that stuff in bulk. It probably cost them nothing. No, I'm saying what's the retail to do a hundred million? Like, yeah, fuck ton. Like if you're selling cars and you do a hundred million, it's a lot different than selling chocolate bars. Yeah, they're selling them two dollars a bar. Okay, two bucks. And they cost the fundraiser a dollar 20. So the fundraiser makes 80 cents. The business makes a dollar 20. I'd just rather you come and you need me to donate to someone. I'll give you 20 bucks. Do you guys just favorite candy bar cookies and cream hers? Reese's Reese's stick Evan. You can't say Snickers when you eat it upside down. I used that joke last week on cash. And I didn't even have a Snickers. But it had veins. There's a recent stick and veins on it. I think we've mentioned this before. Statistically, Reese's is the most popular Halloween candy. So I'd imagine it's also the most popular. That's actually my favorite candy. They have a choke hold on society. Apparently the Reese's family is like piss though because apparently they changed up the chocolate formula or some kind of formula in it. And it no longer tastes like it should. But they sold her. She's or whatever. So like obviously they can't fuck it up. But yeah, they're the Reese's family. How sick would that be? If you're like, yeah, a great grandpa's one who created Reese's everywhere you go. You see him. Yeah, every question is, is it Reese's or Reese's? I feel like it depends where you are probably. Yeah, you're a Reese's all the time. You're Reese's. That's true. Maybe they've had to change the Reese's how you pronounce it like Ben's a big sour candy kind of. I am. That's that's kind of I'm more sour. You're always getting like sweet tarts and stuff. Yeah, sweet tarts, the shockers. Yeah, you love that shit. Yeah, sour skittles. Airheads. Have you guys seen? Started to change topics so fast. Have you guys seen the new episode? So park? No, how would the e-bikes? Yeah, it's funny, dude. Yeah. So all the kids are ripping around on e-bikes. And just like, I would imagine this is a real problem in the city or just like suburbs. We live in the country, middle of nowhere. So we don't see it. We're the just riding their bikes. Yeah, but there's just gangs of e-bike take over. It is e-bike. They all wear like a mask. So you can't just zoom in around, chopping up. Those things are fast for like zooming around on a sidewalk around people, especially you give it to a 12 year old kid. You guys know, I sense of repercussion. I see kids in Calgary dancing on the seat just driving through the middle of traffic doing wheelies. Yeah, whoa doing wheelies. Yeah, but it was funny because they're crazy. Basically clowning on it. Yeah, it was just funny and that's the most represented I've ever felt about South Park. I know. I was like, damn, this was hit me. I wish I'd do something. You'd have to be so famous in order for them to make fun of you though. Yeah, they did a they did a whole thing about Logan Paul and a cred. Oh, yeah, it would be sick. That would be special. Yeah, it's hard to say if an e-bike meet up is quite as aggressive as like in Philly when they all hop on banshees and they're taking over the streets. Yeah, it's just more people are doing them now because there's this gray area. It's like it's not a dirt bike. So it's like normal kids from normal families get these e-bikes and they're zooming around on the sidewalk. They're not ripping like a dirt bike. A lot of these cities though, they do have rules of like what can go how fast like different classes. Yeah, yeah, they are illegal in a lot of cities. I'm sure there'll be more rules and regulations that come. They've been pulling out the Helly. They've been pulling out the Helly on kids in Calgary. What and chasing them. Yeah, you know, when they know they pulled the Helly out and chase them. Is there a video of this was on the news? No, they don't do that in Canada where it's like goes live live Chases or whatever first of all, they're missing out on great news marketing. Yeah, great TV. Yeah, there's some kid I think he was like 16 or something and they like pulled a helly out and and Impounded his bike and arrested him. I'd imagine that they are impounding those bikes left and right. Oh, yeah They are they're impounding. I'm left and right. You guys been seeing videos though Like I just saw one this morning of a police officer hopping on it and like he rides and he gets some whiskey throttle and he loops it out Classic, why is he clippin? Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one is a classic Which literally doesn't make sense because when I used to be down in California I used to go ride on the streets with buttery films and all his boys and we would ride actual 450s downtown San Diego and I would I was like the first couple times I was pretty sketched out But then the more I did it like the cops literally did not give a shit Like you're on a 450 race by jumping across a street and driving in between traffic and the cops just they wouldn't even look at us They would drive by and they just wouldn't even look Probably just in California. And if they did and if they did they'd just like they would look and they just go And they just keep driving wouldn't even stop and now kids are just getting react by the hellies Damn, that's crazy. It's definitely going up in Fargo, but it's like in a limbo right now like in a good limbo Like kids are riding on the sidewalks, but there's not too many of them And police don't seem to really care. Dude every time I go through Fargo It's funny when I see an eBay kid. He's wearing lifeline open. Yeah, oh, they always are rapid. That's sick Dude, I see the kid I see kids in traffic and I'll roll my window down and be like pop it up and then they're like Holy shit speddy. It's like and then they start and they're like just going crazy. They love it They're like shields the other day. Gosh, we couldn't even shop buddy Really? Yeah, there we go every corner. We turn them in my kit. We gotta do that so sick I saw your story. Yeah, yeah Go over and check it out. It's been a long time coming We've been working in the behind the scenes for like eight months to get this stuff in shields and it was planned to be in September But we walk around the corner and we're like holy shit. It's here. It's all set. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool Obviously working on getting them in all the shields, but it's in Fargo Grand Forks and like eight other locations Pictures of it that you can pop up. Yeah, we grab some photos. Yeah, I was stoked The coolest part was seeing kids grabbing shirts and paint and buying them Like we like they're like directing them like oh, no, no, they were just they were just like Was sick. I was like, yeah, we just got our merch in here and the guys just me like gotta go get some Yeah, dude, I'm surprised they got an extra the hockey section. That's the one thing. Oh, no, it's in the near the Thought it would be like it was you know when like FXR and climb got into shields It was kind of like buy that upstairs. Yeah, but right up the stairs like right immediately when you get off the escalator So it was some pretty primalcation and obviously we're just getting our feet wet better shit than zoomies already Like zoomies needs to up their quantity, dude. Yeah, they do like whenever I go into a zoomies Which we've been in for like four years most youtubers their merch isn't in there anymore because they couldn't sell that many but We sell quite a bit of it every time I go in There's none like they need to up that shit dude zoomies needed fucking put some shit on the shelves Because people are buying it clearly every time I go in there Well, I go to like a random city like a launder and I were in Let's say Florida and I go in there and there's like one hat and I go hey do you have any more of this and they go Dude people love that that life wide open stuff is selling I go it's actually my I like tell him like it's my brand But I'm like yeah, we're trying to get more and they're like dude We have people asking for it all the time that it comes in and sold out instantly. Yeah, cuz they were seven shirts Yeah, that looks proper. That's a good display. Can you buy out shields man? Shout out shields pop up the location of all the shields that we're in right here because it's like eight of them right? Mm-hmm And so if it sells well and in the eight that they're in they'll continue to roll it out into the rest How many shields is there I think like 35? I'll be sick which is crazy because we think that shields is so big because it's like the biggest I guess story in in our area And I think kind of the Midwest and they're expanding what like Dix sporting goods is like they're everywhere Yeah, it's like 1200 stores or something something insane like that. Yeah, that's I got pumped you got pumped and she yeah, I got pumped what I got crossed by this guy Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm here thinking I'm helping him out. Yeah, and then I crossed me. Oh Yeah, that was when we put in buffet in your house. Yeah, but it all worked out cuz I ended up getting you didn't even let me get those fish hooks Yeah, do you fuck you dude I told him to put them back. Yeah, I said put them back. We're done put them back. We're going home We're not getting anything. I did check out and buy some ammo, but I said you're not getting your thing anymore You're not getting anything see you just it's what happens when you got yeah, so speaking of getting got You guys saw what Cleed is like did to my mega Raptor. - Yeah, so it's out now, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, it's out. Not even really bad, which I was stoked about. I did hear there were talks about butterfly doors, but the front fenders wouldn't allow it, which was great news for me. But they ended up putting little tiny tires on it. - Oh my God, dude, look at that thing. - Dude, it looks like tiny when we put the tiny wheels on. - It looks AI. It looks like straight up, like, I don't know. - You should run those. - It looks so clean without all the stickers, too. - I agree, so that kind of segues into my next thing. You know how we were like, you know, you popped up or it looks like white, black, red, like what should we do, right? So it's at Glass Life and he calls me today and goes, yo, so you know how that has these inlays in the headlights, tail lights, and then there's like some also on the fenders. - Yeah. - They're clear coated over. - No, that's fine. If you're gonna wrap the whole thing. - They vinyl overlaid the tail light, head light, and then fenders with that, and then go to it. And then cleared over it. - That's weird, why was it doing that? - To your point, yes, if we were doing a full color, I was just gonna go with the self-PPS over the paint. And so now, yeah, kind of switching directions, 'cause he's like, you, if you were to do that, like the flow would show. - Well, you just match, just match the, like wrap over it. Just have them wrap over it and then you could stealth over the wrap. - True, if you can get, yeah, yeah, I guess I could-- - You get wrapped that color. - So you're gonna just do a matte black. - I was just gonna do a stealth PPF over it. - So it would be matte black essentially. - It would be-- - You're like matte gray. - Truck is gray. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Isn't that crazy though? - Dude, I think red or white would look sick, dude. I think red or white would look sick. - I agree. - So what's on the picture? - The red. - The red looks sick. - Yeah, obviously the bumpers that got back. - I was obviously like all paint matte. - I don't know. I think you gotta do matte black. - You know what would look cool though, Mike? If you, like a snow camel. So it's white, stormtroopers, snow camel. 'Cause then like when you're mommin' in the snow and it's like going through deep snow and like which is going to be great at, I'd imagine. It just looked like a, I don't know. - Pull this up. Maybe don't, 'cause I kind of want to do this, but unless you have dips, John Olson. - Yeah, Lamborghini Gears, yeah. - That thing was sick. Yeah, like that's a wide body kit. - So sick. (whistling) - You did that on an, on an Audi too. - Yeah, like that's sick. Mike, screenshot that. - It's you and, I thought you were scared. - Oh, is it really you and, if you're from, - Yeah, you can sweeten. - Yeah that. - Wait, his name is you and? - So John, you and Olson is the one who started like douche bags and scene or mouth. - Suss or mouth, or mouth. - Holy shit boys. - We just traded JJ McCarthy for 2027 fifth round pick. - Wow, dumb moves by the Vikings. - I'm always that dumb bro. We weren't even fucking. - A fifth round pick. - A fifth round pick was all, JJ was worth? - That's tough for him. - It was a four year, 21 million dollar deal. - I think we need to send him out. I, nice guy, but I'm kinda happy he's gone. - So who, who do we have now? - Well, we have Kyler Murray, we've Carson Wentz, and a fifth round pick in a few years. Should have one more quarterback. I'm sure he got someone. - Yeah, bikes are hot, but let's not talk about it because they won't be anymore. - Yeah. Check it out, the rendering's done. That looks sick. - Fine, I think you should do that. - That looks super sick. All right, I'll see what I can do. - That's almost what I initially just envisioned. I don't know why. - I do like it. - Yeah, I think that's sick dude. I'd like to do that as well too. If I was ever going to wrap something, that's what I would do. I'm not a big wrap guy though. Dude, the orange next to the headlight is actually kind of cool. It's just kind of like a weird thing that they took the green and made it orange. - I think that's just AI, just AI. - Yeah, it's AI. But I mean, like if you did that little inside orange. - Or red. - Red would look better, but I don't think you can do red on the front. - Mike, do you think your truck's gonna be legal? - That's a great question, brother. - Guess we'll find out. - I guess we're gonna find out. The wheels are well within the fenders, so there's that. - I mean, they drive those military trucks down the road. - Yeah. - And you're gonna have an issue with the bumper heights. 'Cause there is a rule for that in Minnesota. - I have an issue with the bumper height on a lot of vehicles though. - I am going to, I'm gonna push for it to be legal if I get pulled over for it. I'm just gonna be like, no, it's legal. - Well, I mean, it's, yeah. - The less I know of my works, there's less legal than the same truck was. - For sure. - Yeah, right. - Yet bad ass rigged my contracts. - The wheels weigh, thank you. 250 pounds. - Whoa. - That's so heavy. - Yeah, you need a forklift to put them on and off. - That's what he said. So Colin's like, I need to get these out of the bed of the truck so that I can repowder that bull bar or the baha bar. And he's like, I need a forklift to get them out. - Oh, 'cause the ring on the wheels are also, oh, you'll have to powder coat those too. - If I change the color to correct, yes. - Damn. - It's all out of work. - Yeah, a lot of work. Maybe you could just use it as an accent. - I know, that's kind of, that was my thought. I was like, maybe I just, I never hated the flow. The only thing I didn't like about the flow was that the graphics faded over time. But I'll cook some up. Oh, also he filled the truck with packing peanuts. - Yeah. - And then he like told him, he told Colin that he's like, keep the packing peanuts in there. - That's not gonna work. - I have to take them out to like do what I need to do to the truck. So basically the truck's gonna get back to me and just like, be clean. - He pranked Glass Life, not me. (laughing) Like it's gonna be fine. - And it probably needed those wheels on it for the transport anyway. - Yeah, I guess what they actually would have fitted on the trailer better, I guess, with those wheels. But yeah, either way, like now I have like transport wheels if we ever need them. - Yeah, it's real perfect. - So we'll see. - Is this the same truck that Solomon Dran had way back in the day? Do you remember that YouTube? - Yeah, yeah. 'Cause he had a sick one too. - And what's for God? - Is he still tubing? - No, I don't think so. - Thank you so much. - Dude, he was the OG like rich YouTuber, rich guy that started a YouTube channel and had like a crazy car collection. - Oh, maybe the all black? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, all black. That one's sick. - He's streaming, he just streamed. - Mondrains. - 10 minutes. - That might just be, that's just a raptor. - I got it, like the some guy message me and he's like, "Hey, I used to work for Megarex. "I did the fiberglass, like I helped build that truck." I was like, "Oh nice." And then I was like, "So is the MSRP on those actually 250?" And he's like, "Yeah, that's crazy." - What? - 250K is what the MSRP on that truck. - Is that what Jeske Ryan paid? - I don't know. I don't know if he worked to deal with them or what, but they didn't appreciate quite a bit. - Yeah, like that's an insane price tag for a truck, bro. - Are they still building new trucks or is that just done? - I don't, I don't really know. They're not building many, I'll say that. The good news is that if it ever breaks, like it's just like F-350 parts, you know, besides like the fiberglass. Like, I don't know how, it's got car accessories. - And the military axles. - It's pretty cool though Mike, 'cause you'll probably never see one of those trucks never in this, the only one I've ever seen ever. So you definitely got some rare. - Heck yeah, fellas. Well, these donuts are serenami and Jen is here with lunch. So, say we, say we did her, and I say we'll be back next Tuesday. - So do we're again? - To do we're again. - We know more give away. It's all done, you guys fucking missed it. - But there is more Moto Gear to be had for all the stuff that isn't sold out. So go check that out if you already haven't. - Yeah, that's a wrap, boys. We'll see you guys next week. - Peace. (dog barking)