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How do you know? Wad of cash. One of the little Easter eggs for big cat is just a, let me see, there's me, my references, it's wrinkled. That makes sense. Oh, come on. And then there's just a lot of cash. I didn't notice that. Not a lot of cash in the yak. What does the lab have? Coffee, donuts, and f**k us. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Well, speaking of the purple hat there next to big cat, congrats to our guy clamor. Unbelievable. He's a dad. That's right. Oh, I thought he was a dad. I thought he was a dad. I thought he got off it. Not as exciting as a purple hat. But no, he's a dad. That's so awesome. Now back to work. Now get cobbled like a hat. Get to Nevada. Yeah. No, yeah, he's going to be a great dad. Yes he is. I saw the baby. Cute as a button. Let's go. Cute as a button. He's going to have a baseball game, buddy. Yeah, he never had so many things to you that a son can be or a daughter. Eventually, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl eventually could this kid be the fourth ninja turtle tattoo. Oh, he's been looking for a sweet and would it be cool if he did it at a disgustingly early age like it's six? He makes the kid get the tattoo now would be now it's disgusting than six. Yeah, yeah, just do it all at once, tattooing your baby when they're from the hospital. But you a group of three best friends choosing the ninja turtles because I guess there's no other famous groups of three. Very presumptuous. You're going to pick up a fourth along the way. You don't get a fourth best friend that would like imagine how shitty that would be of like being the fourth guy to get it. They got theirs ten years ago. It would have to be the biggest loser on the planet. Well, didn't he go to interview a guy at a restaurant? You'd ask a guy. Yeah, I think he did ask a guy right in the guy decline. Oh, his wife said no, right? That I don't know. I thought the guy just out and out declined. But then there a pre agreement was if any of them pass, the other two would get the tattoo of the one that they had. But then if I hope so because I don't know the other two, I have clever, it gets all three. And he's just going to have three three Ninja Turtles, and so what's all those Ninja Turtles tattoos? Oh, it's one for me and my two dead friends. Fun. And what about the four? The fourth is still alive? No. The fourth one never happened. Never existed. He was never born. Who's the missing Ninja Turtle? Who's? Clemer. I hope it's not Donatello. It seems like it would be though, right? Doesn't he seem like a Donatello guy? Clemer. I don't want to tell I was spoken for. Okay. Yeah. I would. I think Raphael or Leonardo, you can't, you can't omit Michelangelo. Yeah. You can't omit. Leonardo is also the leader, right? So yeah, when one of those have stood up and said, I'm going to be the leader of the tattoo group. What was Raphael? The moody one, right? Raphael's moody. Mikey was funny and party. Raphael's cool, but rude. Cool. Michelangelo's a party dude. Donatello was smart. And Leo was just a leader. He's just a leader. General leadership. And everyone bought into these personality traits. Yeah. Yeah. I'm lock-stocking, Barrel. Just give them to us. Mm-hmm. I was never a Ninja Turtle guy. I wasn't either. I was a little too old for it, but I did a dabbled, a dabbled a little bit. I remember my neighbor, Jason, had, it was almost like a Barbie Dreamhouse, but for the Ninja Turtles. Yeah. And it had like a little elevator in it and slime. You could put slime down the chimney and it-- Slime was everywhere. Yeah. Slime really was it. Slime's still going. Yeah, yeah. Just. Slime-- I don't think slime ever went anywhere. I think slime has stayed consistent for kids for the last 30 or 40 years. My kid got invited to a slime party the other weekend. There's a lot of slime parties. Somebody's roof deck. Oh, what? A ton of bowls out. Yeah. And they like literally just made batches of slime. Just make your own slime. Yeah. My kids love making their own slime. It's the proprioceptive sensation that they crave. I believe it's proprioceptive. Yeah. Absolutely. That's what I was going to say. It's proprioceptive, certainly. Help me out, Kyle, really quick. What's proprioceptive? I don't know. Okay. I literally don't know. It's thick and tactile, but that sounds also right. Have you talked to Connor Griffin today? No, he's in-- he's in New York. Yeah. OK. Are you talking about the chaos I do here? No. What's the chaos I do here? I don't-- I thought that's where you're-- I want to know if he's going to go to state college for the experience. Oh, the Jopac spirit. What is this? The Penn State has named a room in their stadium, the Joe Paterno family interactive experience. Interactive. Like the-- Yeah. Every word is not turn of him. An interactive collection on him, the history and tradition of Penn State football is coming to be for stadium. Yeah. What? Yes, Kate? Did he have, like, a cool brother? Um, he had-- who was-- well, yeah, friends. Aquinas. Yeah, maybe the-- are you saying this isn't a Joe Paterno? This is, like, the rest of the family, the family, the good folks, maybe. It's so cool that it overshadowed him. Are you going to send him to the experience? The Joe Paterno. I think he would go willingly. He's going this weekend to state college, isn't he? Yes. He's going to the game. Yeah. So I think we have to send him-- The shower situation here. I thought you met the Eagles cheerleader thing that was kind of riffing. It's what smokes put on our Pepsi for mostly sports was congratulations, Conner Griffin, on becoming the Eagles cheerleader. There's a very-- the Eagles cheer-- the Eagles have a male cheerleader now. And it's a very sassy. Oh, no kidding. It's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, he's damn good. Yeah, like if he was a woman with-- Right. --five. --what we wanted out of a male cheerleader? Um, no. No. --I don't know if it's a boring old schmuck. I like this guy. It's weird, because the old-- the old idea of male cheerleaders jacked through it and around. Like, you were kind of Reagan. Your instantly were no kidding. But your-- I thought it was George Bush. They both were. I thought, I think your instinct was always to make fun of them, but they were always fucking jacked, could do cool shit, and we're hanging out with the cheerleaders. Yeah. Like those guys were-- they were all like 200 pounds of solid muscle. But this guy's doing this thing. He's good. I don't know if he was good. He was just-- he was charismatic. He was-- he was willing. He wasn't like-- it's like very athletically impressive what they do. And a cheerleaders are flipping like that? Are they just dancing? Are they more dancing? I think-- great question. NFL cheerleading is more dancing than flipping. Yeah, they're not making pyramids, right? Yeah, I think-- I think high school is-- is more flipping and stuff. College is a mix of both, dancing and flipping, and then NFL is just all dancing, right? So he's good as an NFL cheerleader. I said cheerleading is the most dangerous sport you can play. Right, this is what they say. A lot of broken noses. A lot of broken ankles. Remember that documentary that was super hot? I think also during COVID, Tiger King was cheer, wasn't it? With the coach, she was like really scary and mean, but also really good at her job. And then one of the cheerlers turned out to be a pervert. Do you, I think it is a possibility that cheer coaches are the per capita, the meanest coaches we've got. Oh, yeah, they're, they're assholes, mm-hmm. Who's the nicest coaches? Is it baseball? Golf coaches? What are they going to say? They're never going to like make you run. I remember in college, we had to do our lifts at 6 a.m. But the golf team was before us. Really? I felt horrible for them. They had to do 4.45 a.m. workouts. Lifting. Was that the only time they came here? They're always really upset about it, as they should have been. How was the Kent golf team? Really fucking good. Really? The best sport. Men's golf. Yeah. Sorry for cussing. Sorry. No, it's okay. I like that. They were that good. Yeah. I want, I need a Kent, I need Kent State to do some good. [laughter] It's got to be something. They're gonna have to recover their name. So many people go to that school. Someone's got to do some. They're famous alumni list is shockingly good. Is it? Yeah, I believe so. Well, they got. Kyle. Um. Josh Cribbs. Don't say Cribbs. No. Michael Keaton. That's good. It's a damn fine egg. No, there's some really good. Steve Harvey. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Oh, yeah. Damn fine. Lou Holtz, maybe. Steve Harvey, what's Virginia, too? From. Brian Winhorse. Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler was on my rest. He was on the rest of the rest of the rest of the dress. Yeah. You know him? No. But he would come around. You know what? I would hide. I didn't want him to throw me. [laughter] I don't know how. Yeah. Those guys always, uh, resters stress me out because they stay in character even when they're coming around. Yeah. Yeah. They're not. They're still assholes. Yeah. It's scary. And he was a very pompous character. And he didn't turn that off when he came around Kent State. I don't know. He never met him. I don't know. What's his size in relation to you? I feel like he's a thick guy, but he's not overly -- not a huge wrestler. I've never measured myself next to him. You should. What do you wrestle with college? Six feet. Okay. That's dick. That's tall. Yeah. Two-twenty. He had the look, man. Well. He's dotted. Yeah. You could take it. He's still doing it. Still doing it. Independent. You know. You just hear two weeks ago. Oh. Hmm. You know what the heaviest weight class is in women's UFC? I guess I do not. What is it? Guess. The name of it or the weight? Well, the name is featherweight. Guess the weight. One. That the heaviest is featherweight. One. Seventy-five and above. One forty-five. Oh, wow. That's me. Okay. Isn't that too low? I would think they would have a one seventy-five to 200 ring. I would love to watch some like big gals. Yeah. Go away. Slogging out. I think broad slugging. We're talking about fighting. Why isn't there? You have to be under one forty-five. I think. I think. I think. I'm weighing at one forty-five. That's crazy. Yeah. It should be two hundred. We should start a big-gale fight. Yeah. But there's got to be some. That's a great name. Big-gale fight. That's it. Yeah. Really. That's a great fucking name. So the big-gale fight. Where are you going tonight? I'm going to the big-gale fight. Oh. Can I come? Please help pay anything. One forty-five isn't even active right now either. Nobody's in it. What does that mean? There's like, I think when they do that, it turns out that there's not like a ton of competition at that weight somehow. So you're telling me there's not like a six foot one former college athlete, College volleyball player that weighs like one one eighty or one ninety that wanted to get into a fighting? Yeah. Where do they go? What the fuck? Because Mackenzie Durham, the one that I loves. Straw waits one fifteen. Straw wait. So there's three weights? Yeah. Straw wait, fly wait. Phantom wait. One fifteen. One twenty five. One thirty five. Huh. I guess I've never really paid attention to. I just assumed you got up to the bigger sizes. Yeah. But I've never seen it. I've never seen a clip of that fight. Can you look? Where do all the rounds go? What a big one. Yeah. I'm running. One thirty five. Huh. How about that? Not a jacks want to get involved. They'd have to create a hole. She's couldn't. A whole league for. Huh. Yeah. I'll be damned. That's me. Oh, okay. Sorry. There's been like construction sounds too. No. No, that was that was a hundred percent me. How I wonder how the golf match is going down there? Has anybody got eyes on it? I assume we're competing with it right now. I saw I saw an overhead shot that almost looked like an ant colony with how many golf carts. I saw the same. Yeah. I saw the way we're shipped in on one of the holes. No kidding. Yeah. Team Port noise up five through eight. There are five through eight. Wait, did that have that has wit on it? Yes. Yeah. So it's up five through eight. It's two teams. Guess how many golf carts? Uh, so two teams of three people. So I'm going to say. Two carts of team. So four carts. Well, camera people too, right? All right. So double eight carts. There are three hundred and six. There's one trillion carts. Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, 13, 14, 15. That goes off the edge there too. There's two big ones right there. I don't know. Mega carts. Mega carts. Yeah. Wow. It's a nice looking golf course. They're popular guys. Up five, four, eight. I think that match is going to be over dorm. Yeah. Is it dorm? Yeah. What team? Um, so it's wit, Dave and Dan, right? And they're winning because wit's good. Yeah. What's good? What's the only good golfer in the group? Like Hank's terrible. They say. Is it getting contentious at all though? No idea. I don't know. Yeah, we were. Anybody got eyes on it? Anybody watching? Yeah. We're doing the show. Hmm. Is Big Cat good at golf? I think I have a feeling he's better than he lets on. Okay. I think it's a defense mechanism. Yeah. I think he's winning when he plays, he's actually because he's thinking he plays more. Uh, but I think he's probably decent. Um, Hank, they say is terrible, but I he's got to be decent because he plays all day. Every single day. Yeah, he's always in that. Yeah. A PFT. It's probably decent. And Dave is. I guess it is best. Decent. Okay. I don't know about Jordan. What do you think, Jordan is? Okay. He's good at everything. I like to think Grids really good. I like to think that's. Yeah. Do y'all. He's really good in my mind. Oh boy. Okay. What did you guys say? It's going to be like that. So we're some good, some bad. How? I did some cameos this week. And, uh, I have, uh, I have done in the last three weeks 100 cameos draft orders draft orders. It's just a good season. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's fun money. It's a good way to interact with people. So I've been doing it. And they have a leaderboard. And I made, uh, you know, I've done a hundred cameos in a couple of weeks. And I am at 48th. I'm right behind Conor Stallions. Right ahead of, um, doing it. Do we pants? Um, the groom is first. He's number one overall. Green is number one overall. Frank the tank is top five. Um, I, they have a point system. They have a point system. Do's up there to find it. Do's, do's in top 10. I, they have a point system where I think I have accrued. Let's say I've accrued 600 points. Oh, the first off congrats. That's good. Yeah, Brandy. No, no, no. You're, you're a popular guy. But I know how much money I've made off cameo in the last month. Green is number one. He has exponentially levels and levels and levels. But how much fucking money is he making off cameo? It's gotta be. He might be making $500,000 a year off. It's more. What? I talked to him about it last year. Yeah. Is it like double Steve at least? Yeah. How much per cameo? It's probably. I think it's 349. So there were, I feel like I've told the story before, but there was a, uh, a golf match. Him and Malasek were playing and then Groot and went in at the turn. And Malasek finished out the final nine. And then Malasek came back and Groot was like, how's the back nine and Malasek? I was like, good. Groot was like, well, you're doing that. I made 60 grand on cameo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon, you're very underpriced if I'm being honest. How much you charge in Brando? 40. I think that's pretty accurate. I want people to be able to. Yeah. Yeah. I love you to death, buddy, but that's a dinner. Well, no, that's, I chose that. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're worth. What, what would you charge if you were Brandon? Uh, Hundo. Nah. Who? Jay, do you have one? Yeah, I'm the same price as Brandon. Whoo. Right. That's about right. That's about right. Yeah, you guys kind of. Yeah. I activate mine two or three times a year. I do it for mother's day, father's day. Fantasy football season. I would be overwhelmed. Fantasy football season is a lot. I can't imagine. Not even. Yeah. Out doing like just like. I would feel the nearly well. Yeah. Yeah. For the point where. Yeah. Do you see some examples of yours, Brandon? Do you have any little jabs? Well, no, they'll, they'll give you a list. They'll, they'll be like, um, you know, somebody will say, um, make fun of my buddy Austin for how gay and unemployed is. Like, what's up, Austin? You gay unemployed dude. And then I'm scared to death that that's somehow. Get out. That's you don't have to show any other oh look at your hair. That's that's the long. No, I don't show you these. I just do it for that But yeah, but at my point was hi, good. Oh, my face was awful Gruden and Frank and Stuart's killing it out there. My goodness Three good for charges 350 and he's getting that many of them. Oh, sir. It's three hundred and fifty dollars I said three forty nine right? Yeah, what's Frank charging? Sixteen nine If I see one in my Instagram inbox, I'll just do it for free. Yeah, I think you ran into a group a Bachelorette party was doing a scavenger hunt Was it you there? Yeah, I ran it up. Yeah, they were like we need a video from a barstool person and then they're like, look We ran into no shit. Yeah, they messaged me to follow up. Yeah, they sent me a picture of you very unsettling Yes, like a group of like six women like we love the yeah. Oh my god six women. Yeah, what? Yeah, that's that's the all six that follow. Yeah, there it is. That can't be right Women the streets of Chicago. Yeah, I'll do it for free and I'll still over think it and I'll record like six different times I don't think I'm built for kids. I had it for like two months and that's like every time I did it I was like I can't believe people paid for this shit. This is yeah, I felt so guilty It's sent back like 15-minute video I've done some off the off cameo ones and put so much work at it's awesome But sound effects Exhausting send me more details about the most the most one of those meaningful videos I've ever received was when my dad passed away a couple years ago Did you buy yes? You bought it from Mick Foley? Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, and Mick Foley sent me a six and a half minute video talking about the struggles Yeah, when his dad and just keep hanging there and it was like the nicest video I've ever seen But like he did it for six and a half minutes where it was just so personalized He teared up halfway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is mincee prolific on there too. I don't I think he I'm doing I hear him doing the cave. I think he dabbles He's like if I were to buy cameos I would get it from Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd give him like tongue twisters I would try to like get him to say a scent like I would right try to get him to say words But like when played in reverse, it would be something problematic That's what I would I think you could just get him to say whatever you want him to say without having to trick him into it Have you guys ever tricked him on there before? probably The Mick Foley one remember the guy it was in the early days of YouTube and he's saying that song choc lit ring That's the only ever one only one I ever bought for myself as a treat you bought it for yourself As a treat and you gave him the prompts I gave me the thing. He's saying that's lonely Kid the as I a repeal is the surprise you know what I've been disciplined all week Getting yourself You want to get a zonday for the if I get zonday would you yeah? You got yourself a zonday and ice cream zond Yeah, that one kind of slipped on okay. Oh, that sucks. What did you have them say? It's just chocolate rain, but Parsed okay, did you tweet it or do you watch it and save it bars do okay? What did you do with the video? I think I just like did you blog it? I just tried short it. I think I blogged it I don't remember the exact context of why I did that now. It's now it sounds weird that you guys are making for content I get but like if you're just getting paying It was micro celebrities to talk to you as an obligation as a tree was just a funny way to As a community of hilarious. I wish I remember the context now, but I think it is that sad Okay, yeah, I don't know if you spin this no You guys talk amongst yourselves Crisis Pettis do you have one came me? I had it for I Was doing I started the scholarship for walk on basketball players, and I thought like it'd be a good way to raise money for yeah So I started doing it and like I last like two months because I charge like $34 and I just felt like that was way too much money Mm-hmm, and yeah, I Didn't like the experience at all It's cool like I understand why you would do it, right? I don't know. I just wasn't wired to do it I would just sit down. I would I would film the video. I would watch it back and be like that fucking socks delete it Try it again. It takes like five hours to do one video. I feel like no matter what I would do I would let them down. Yeah, I was it. Yeah I'm having a I'm having a problem right now where the the text isn't that big, right? And I I'm getting older and I can't see as well, especially late at night when I'm tired, and I'm just kind of guessing and the other night I was The other night there was a group of names There's 10 guys Austin Hunter Jason, you know Chase and I was like this is the whitest group of names. I've ever seen boys Can you all not get some diversity in here and then do yada yada yada and I just went off about it Just making that joke about how white the names were and everything and he wrote me back said that was really funny But that doesn't say Jason. It said Javan. Ah In your own head you you white-watched the league. I did I did I did Yeah Yeah, so there was that sure Jivalen appreciated that though. That would literally haunt me for years Yeah Yeah, do you do any like like do you have like Tommy pop in or do you yeah, okay? Tommy pop in occasionally. I'll be doing one like on the mostly couch and I think I've been on a Yeah, well, yeah, I just like walk in here. Yeah. It's just if you got 10 free minutes in the morning Just knock out three of them make make you know, 120 bucks and you know give it to your kid for after school shopping That's that's fun. It's great. Yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah Sometimes you want to lose on day. I was for cameo. How would you get on day? Right? No idea Why I did it other than just for me when was it 2018? Oh super lonely time super lonely was was is you in a story? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, you're down And like I think that's all right like I would I would order some I've never ordered one But if I like ever got an ordering mood, I would I would probably order one for you order one for you And then I'd be like let me get one for me a little side. I should get there's and I don't have the video I just just up at 2 a.m. Order in her personal eyes video. What's it to him? Oh, yeah, it was pretty late Everything was fine Yeah, I did a cringe during COVID when at the time when people were unironically like banging pots and pans on their Fire escapes at night. I had this food bank I'm like if you donate to a food bank assembly the receipt I'll sing a song for you on my fire escape like like a cameo type thing Some people would send me their seats and after the certain one of my neighbors were like shut the fuck up Singing outside the DM people I'm like I'm sorry Yeah, sorry about that. Okay, let's get you a cameo right now. Who do you want it? Who would you like to talk to? Really? Oh, you want to scroll through? Can we scroll? Is this as a treat? But we get to pick what they say to you. Is it gonna be like a Like a real housewife or a Mormon wives or I'll say this. I love Joe Judice. I love them. I don't know what you just said He was the one who got sent money. What's spent? Is that the video? Oh, no, it was far too long. I don't remember how much it was for nothing. He was the one who got deported from the United. Hey, Zonday got to know. No, no, no, Joe Judice But he's doing just fine. What does what does he do? What's he famous for? Real housewives of New Jersey and then they lived in the castle to recite Judice tiny forehead Beautiful daughters her daughters. How small is it? No, if I've ever seen anybody made fun of her. They're tiny forehead. Uh, Glenny balls balls Yes Proceeding hairline. Yeah, it keeps going forward. It's about to touch brow. Oh my god. She has a tiny forehead Good ball. Well, I think is a tiny forehead or is every other part of her face gigantic That don't let her even Tyler Rivera will smell. She'll knock. She'll knock your table over. Okay So she's known for but her husband her ex husband. They both went to jail. You're right. And he got deported him That's your husband. Yes, he got sent back in. I've been watching real housewives. They have some of them have the wackest uh, go on The some of the husbands are way under their league Like they're they're losers. They're like old and fat somewhere. They're rich. Oh, I forgot about it. Yes, got it. Come on. Yeah Well, isn't there a real housewife who only sees her husband six months out of the year? Yes And who set up that deal? I feel like they both kind of mutually agreed to it. Keeps them things exciting Are they sleeping with other people? I don't know if they're still together. Oh yeah A recipe to not be together very long. Yeah, Pat keeps proposing that to me. Is that normal? Yeah I've seen more couples sleeping in separate beds now Think that's where like in their own houses like her bedroom and his bedroom I wouldn't mind having a space in my own. I don't have we don't have separate bedrooms But I will occasionally just pass out wherever I'm at and I'll sleep all like my basement couch I'll be sitting and watching YouTube. I lean my head over on the couch and all of a sudden I'm laying on the couch and I sleep on the couch for a night and I've done that like Seven and a half years in a row. So like occasionally I will do that What percentage of the time do you sleep in your bed? What how often do you sleep in your bed? I don't you just don't know I probably 50 50. Okay. Yeah, I probably fit plus I get up at four in the morning It's easier on her sometimes if I just stay stay on my couch But right about 50 50 I remember growing up in my mom's house my Grandparents slept in the same room, but on twin beds. Mm-hmm. So that's crazy. I feel like that was like normal in the 50s and 60s I feel like that was did the Brady bunch back that's the one thing I'm I'm a little snobbish about like I'm a grown-ass man. I can't sleep on a twin bed I ain't sleeping on a goddamn twin. What's the one the one time I ever went to Europe They were on some bullshit where like you get a king bed and they put the two mattresses together and And I couldn't make sense of that why that kept happening over and over there's like a line or two like two twin But like you order like a king There wasn't every show you got like a king bed. There are a lot of hotels That would just take like two smaller beds and like put them together and it was pretty apparent You could feel that and it wasn't like that was the only room they had it was like that's I don't know That's like a cultural thing. It was like that's how the king bed is it's like you could feel the fucking Are we the only ones who lied in the middle doing king beds normally? I don't well That's what I I didn't realize it was but yeah when I went there I was like oh my god. Is this like a? Did I see a double king bed the other day? California California King. Yeah, geez. What's Shaq sleeping on? That they have a room that's a bed. It was a round bed the round one. Yeah The Superman logo on isn't isn't Drake's mattress like 30 grand. He has like a black mattress I was a big there's like a luxury mattress brand. I think if I really ever hit money remember that one I'm gonna I could see myself investing in a big-time mattress. I mean mattresses are They're just great if you guys go to a hotel. Yep, and you Have to get the two queen bed option. Sure is that a separate sleeping or you guys just sleep in one with your sleep in one Yeah, luggage on the other. Yeah. Yeah, one for luggage Exactly right one for luggage and sitting and eating work trips when you get a two bed bedroom That's the bus. Oh my god. I eat bad. Yeah Yeah, this is my nachos bed. Yeah, sitting bed. Let's. Yeah Yeah, and and frankly on a hotel trip and frankly You want me to just glaze you to me to ignore that you said Anne Frank. I clearly said and frankly I said also frankly. That's what I would say my apologies. I didn't say and frankly. That's you did Why would anybody say and frankly was that how you were like eating in your hotel bed? You're eating it quiet and frankly real quiet Yeah, yeah, no frankly when I go to When I go to if I'm on a work trip and the hotel room is mine I think I prefer the two-bed situation so do I because you do have the one bed that can be a work space Yeah, and then you have the one bed that's just sleeping I think that's I think that's the primary that's the better option if you're by yourself. All you need is enough room to starfish I'm sorry. Oh, too when you lay in the middle you're like Oh, that is that the first thing you do when you get to a hotel pretty much start by myself. Yeah big starfish We see it in some countries in Asia. They sleep on just like a hard Like it's like a coffee like a wooden coffee table. Is that for choice? Is that by choice? Yes They're Japanese people were they sleeping those drawers that they used to what's yours? Yeah, okay, oh, so do they really sleep in beds or are that compact and whatnot? What am I looking is that a micro hotel? That was I think that crab the crab video Stevens I Think I would do that on a layover those are dog cages. I think is it just for nappin or is that the? Think it's just for nappin. You're like a long layover though. I would start to get paranoid about being like locked in there You've seen an Asian opium pillow. Can't say that I have When you're smoking opium, they're usually Wood they look like naked boys and you rest your head on that Do you have one? No, we went to a place that had We were in the Delta and this bit the place we stayed had a Opium pillows Delta don't count man. That's a different place. Oh my goodness You put the back of your head on after smoking opium. Yeah. All right, how much? O's being more they smoking over there. That's be comfy. Yeah, and why were there always boys? Well That's the video I saw this woman was showing off her grandparents house and it was like they slept on wooden coffee tables Essentially with like wooden was like a little bench for their heads on the hmm teach their own like good for your back Yeah, really sleeping on hard isn't that good for a hard surface? Is that what Larry bird did? I think it's good for your back, right? I don't know anything about what it does to your back. I Thought I would think I would thought panting or some sort of cushion some sort of relief would be good for your back Didn't Larry bird sick on the hotel floor because of his back Larry bird. Yeah, but Larry bird Larry bird. Yeah, what about Larry bird? He's just Larry bird Agree. Mm-hmm. Is he still alive? Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know I think we'd have shut the office down for Dave Larry bird. Yeah, you don't see he's like not on bra I don't see him. Well, he's not around as much, but he's also wonder what are him in magic now? 70 or 65. How old are they not that out of the? They're more than Hello, they were they were eight or the 71 and 79 the 21 and 79 that was 47 years ago. So 68 Yeah Feels right Michael Jordan is 63. It's crazy. I Watched a sports documentary last night By my own choice. Yeah, what was it Raphael and the doll? Mm-hmm. Are you sure you have the name right? I think so Rafa Rafael doesn't ring a bell. No doll. What do we learn about him? You guys never heard of an adult? No, what sports do you have? Are you fucking with me? What sport guys gaslighting me? Shut the fuck up. Is he? No, it's a sport. Are you kidding? No, it's a sport. We might know which one Titus. I know that you know F1 You're basketball guy. He's a tennis player. Oh Now I know. Oh fuck what I know. Oh, yeah, okay. He was 18 years old when he won He was a nobody on the Spanish team 2004. He was a nobody. He was like ranked 50th Are you thinking about for an artist and the main guy got hurt? So they put him in thinking how he's gonna get his ass kicked and next thing you know He was number one in the world and then it turns out he has a genetic disorder where his foot feet are shaped really weird So he just has permanently broken feet and then they were like there's nothing we can do or you could just keep playing on your Broken feet, so he just kept playing on his broken feet How do we not know this? I didn't know that you did. I didn't know he had a I don't know what yeah Permanently was he in pain? Yes, he had to wear special shoes But that only like helped with the pain a little bit not a lot And so he just played with broken the big bone of the memory foot just like snapped and happened He just like lived like that and played tennis like I saw that there's a tennis thing going on right now right like the US Open the cell. Yeah, how's he doing? Is he in it? I don't I don't know it followed him through a tournament It like went back to his history and then would come to a current tournament in like 2025 or something like that Okay, is this Roger Federer? Oh You guys fucking with me. Yeah, he's a big deal He had like in the United States blowing hair Hey, if we if we were fucking with you would be long. I generally do not know what he was he famous in his own country Are you listening to this? Am I crazy? Spell it like who's the guy the British dude that made the movie about himself and no one here knew the fuck he was oh the monkey Yeah, it's one of those Robin William. I don't really smack the knife I'm sure he's like, yeah, the doll the doll whatever he's probably got well over Huge and you guys over a million fall million followers. Oh, LL. He's probably big in Spain. There's no he hasn't Why would you pick that of all documentaries? So many good go to 65,000 followers. It was one of the most it was one of the most like documentaries on Netflix One of the most documentaries I'm gonna go take a little tickle your boys have a little laugh Yeah, I'm kind of addition to that. Yeah, that was good. Let's see what else can we convince you don't know being fucking dick bags to her I mean every time she brings up a dog we just be like, yeah, I don't know who we wait, wait, wait, we cast make up those tennis players name Afton Chisholm That's way too Kyle of a name Efton Chisholm That is it So I'd receiver - I used to put a lot of. - He used to bet it on his own. - After Chisholm touched down any time. (laughing) - Who's he, what was he playing for? - I don't know. - Hey, have you heard of it after Chisholm? - Yeah, he was played, I think he was in the AFC championship again last year. I don't know if he's in Chisholm. - Super bowl, yeah. - Super ballast. - Kirkland Washington. - That seems like a sneaky good place. - Dude, my family and I are trying to plan our Washington State vacation for next year and there's so many options. - Yeah, I think Washington State's a sneaky, pretty awesome place. Maybe not sneaky, it's just an awesome place. You went to Oregon, right? - Yeah. - And you loved it? - It's great. - Yeah. - I want to get more into the green. - What about Idaho, you ever thought about that one? - Of course. - Yeah. - That whole area, I've never gotten close to there. - Yeah. - You've spent some time. - Yeah, it's beautiful. - It's beautiful. - Montana. - What's the next Montana though? - Yeah, the Montana people say Montana is not Montana anymore. - Yeah. - We've lost Montana before. - Is that just you? - Colorado was Montana before Montana. - Colorado was Colorado and then Montana became Colorado. - Well, Montana's the new Colorado. - So what's the new Montana? - Right. - Yeah. - Get in early. - I don't know, it seems like everywhere sucks, if you talked to me. - I think that from where, like, yeah, you say you. - I think everywhere is awesome. - All right, that's what I think. But if you tell people, if I told someone I was moving to Missoula Montana, they'd be like, "Oh, I should have done it 30 years ago." - Yeah. - What it was. And I feel like people say that about everywhere. - Yeah. - Literally every right. Like, no, I mean, it used to be a cool place, not anymore. - I mean, I was still probably cold as fuck. - It is cool. - It's cool. Yeah, Missoula's up there. People are moving there. Boise. - I love to go to Boise. - A lot of people moving to Boise. - Yeah. Boise sounds pretty good. - I thought about moving there for a brief period of my life. - Did you? - Yep. - I've talked about it on here, but I still follow like a million different Boise accounts. And I have my finger on the pulse of what's happening in Boise. - When did you want to move to Boise? - Right before Barcel. - Really? - It was like a growing city that look cool. They have a big Spanish district where they make like giant pias and you can hike. I think it's cool anywhere where you can have a downtown and then hike up a mountain within like 30 minutes. - I agree. I think that's where Aaron Paul lives. - For real. - He died. - That's all this fucking architectural digest. - He does live there. - Paul and Shane loves that show. - Where you going to Washington? - We don't know. We're trying to play. Is it Kirkland where Efton Chisholm is from? - Efton Chisholm is from Kirkland. How do you know that? - I just knew it. - I just knew it. - I knew he was from that general area so. - Is this for your honeymoon? - No. - Okay, nevermind. - What? - What's it for? - Family vacation. - Oh, good. - It was fun, lovely. - Well, you can do like the National Park tour, which they have like incredible ones. Mount Rainier, Cascades, whatever else. But I don't want to have to constantly get in a car. I like to set a base. - Is that? So you got Seattle up there in the top left, right? And then you got all the Washington. Is all of Washington awesome? Or is there like one, are the National Parks concentrated into one area? - It's pretty awesome. - What'd you get farther East? It's not as beautiful, but it's more like smaller rolling hills. - Sure, sure, sure. You know what, I really liked Shockingly, Spokane. - You've been to Spokane? - Yes, I spent like a whole day in Shockingly. - It's actually really cool. They have this awesome Glass Museum and then some really cool beaches where you can see, is it Mount Rainier? And then these beautiful Rose Gardens, and then it's not far to get to some cool beaches and stuff. Shockingly kind of, everybody shits on it. - I would love a series where we send you somewhere and you don't stop until you hate something. - I don't think, I don't think you would. Aaron Paul living in Boise, he's funny. I like when celebrities don't live where they should. - Like Dave should tell. - Eric Clapton in Columbus is the funniest man. - Yeah, that's insane. - That shouldn't be. - They should tell us to live in a small town. - Yeah, Yellow Springs. - In Ohio. - Yellow Springs in Ohio. That's right. - Yoda lives in Laredo. - Yeah, he does. (laughing) - Why do you pick Laredo all the places for Yoda? - Was this Yoda Fernandez? - He's actually his parents grew up in Laredo. - Oh, Yoda Fernandez? - Yoda Fernandez. - This is before he started acting? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yes. (laughing) - Oh, I'm gonna go tinkle myself. - You wanna go tinkle? - Go have a tinkle. Treat yourself. Treat yourself to a little tinkle. - Brandon, before you go, do an ad read. I'll do an ad read while you go. - Robac, Robac active where I best fit the best feel. Summer wardrobe check. Let's run through what Robac has going on right now because it's a lot. They've got the swim trunks. 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I've never been to Spokane. - Oh, it's a coma walk. - Tacoma. - Oh, okay, okay. - I was thinking of Tacoma. - Crazy about Spokane, which isn't bad, but never bad. - When you said Mount Rainier, it did kinda like something to my, - Spokane is not near the coast. - It wasn't comfortable. - Tacoma does get a lot of shit from Seattle people. They're like, "Oh, that's the, don't throw us Tacoma." - That's what people in Seattle told me, and then I went and I was out. - Artists was probably great. - And the University of Washington is there, and it's beautiful. Yeah, I thought it was cool. - I don't know about that, that's. - Some universities there. - Yeah, that's in Seattle, right? - Yeah, that's in Seattle, that's in Seattle. - Kate, you've never been to Tacoma. - Maybe I'm assuming it, I'm like, I think he's just going to Seattle, Kate. - No, there's a university in Tacoma on, it's like on a hill going down to the water. - Well, they have a really popular high school, stadium high school, which isn't at a high school, Kyle, I was. - Well, you might mistake it for such. - Okay. - Kate, what was the university that you went to? - It was a Washington University. (laughing) - You barely put a Seattle. - No! - No! (laughing) - Talk amongst the university place. - Uh-huh. - You went to the branch, yeah. - Yeah, okay, maybe that's right. - Is that with the hill that. - It's on a hill, I was on a steep hill. - She's thinking of the high school, Kyle. - I was thinking of the high school. - It doesn't matter. - TJ, can you show the high school? - Did the two things I heard about you high school? - Yes, one of my favorite movies of all time. - Yeah, the movie, right? - Stadium high school to Tacoma. - That was into Tacoma. - I love looking at it. - I didn't know that. - You ever been there, Kate? - Is that looking good? - It's on the water too. (laughing) - Oh my God! - That's where you saw. - I had a walk around with a coffee there. - Yeah, maybe. - You were just creeping around a high school. (laughing) - Well, that's okay. - Brenna, we were looking at the 10 things I hate about you high school. - Oh! - Yeah. - Oh my God, I love that place. - Perfect. What's her name's in dancing with the stars? - Yeah, Julia's style. - Yeah. - What's the name of that high school? That's gotta be the best high school in the country, right? - Yeah. - Very pretty. - Visually? - Yeah. - Try it on the-- - What's the Chattanooga one called that we've looked at? Oh, that's the Baylor school, but it doesn't even compare to this. This is right off the Puget Sound. Is that correct? - That's cool. - Oh, that's sick. - And then he led her running down the stairs, singing a song to her. - Jamie's gotta, no, that was-- - No, it was-- - That was the-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Actually, I don't know what it was. What was he singing? - I was doing "Star Spread the News." It was, God, damn it, what was he singing? - You're just too good. - To be true. Yeah, that can't take my eyes off of you. - Your eyes off you. - There you go. God, that's a good ass fucker. - I might watch that move. - It's a good ass fucking move. - That's a good ass fucker. (laughing) - That's a good move, don't you? - I'm gonna be watching what-- - Pop on 10 things I hate about you. - Pull up ledger and the guys on in there and just watch it. God, that's a good ass movie. - It's a Shakespeare play, right? Play on a Shakespeare play. - The "Taming of the Shrews." - The "Taming of the Shrews," what they say. - "Taming of the Shrews." - "Taming of the Shrew." - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. So what they say. And I'm not-- - I'm not in any position to-- - Do you agree? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I can't just prove that I don't-- - They say it, I say, all right. So what he is, then. - I listen. - It's a lot of pressure for Julius tiles to be on dancing with the stars now. - Is it? - Save the last dance? - Oh. - She was-- - Rico has her winning an Oscar, right? - I don't think-- - I don't think that's a bad idea. I think she's gonna hang around, hang around. She's just gonna pop up in a movie in 10 years and she'll be like, God damn it, I forgot how good she was. - Did she step away or what was-- - She just-- - She was everywhere. - I don't-- she was fucking everywhere. - Everywhere. - She was in every movie from like '99 to '02 and then she just wasn't. I don't know anything about her, but I love her. - Should I start wearing hoop earrings? Look at this. - Because of Julius tiles. Save the last dance. - Oh, that was weird. That was not why I was trying to jump. (laughing) - You guys have me in a fucking pickle, didn't you? - It wasn't a doll? - I'm so bad. - It was it? - I know you spelled it right. - I know you guys know who it is. I know everybody knows who that is. 'Cause I recognized-- - I'm gonna ask Blutman later, he watched a lot of tennis. - Blutman will know. - Blutman will know who it is. - Blutman will shoot us straight. Yeah, as to whether we should know them. Yeah. But yeah, in bloodmin' we'll watch every match. What are the, are we doing epic high schools? Or were you just doing Washington? 'Cause I would. I would have more epic high schools. I transitioned to epic high schools. Oh, what's another epic high school? Did that not sound right when I said I transitioned to epic high schools? No, no, no. You seem taken aback by that. No, I just think that's a cool transition. We were all in that 'cause Kate's that she went to Tacoma and spent some time at the university there. And then, well, first of all, I thought she said, again. She's all out of sorts. Potato potato. And we asked if she was thinking of the high school. And then that's how we got on that. So why, what epic high school were you at? I don't know, my brain went to another thing. Everybody that drives a Toyota Tacoma always drives a speed limit, pisses me off. You think so? They're always in the way. Tacomas are always in the way. That's an ISIS truck, right? Is it? Oh yeah. Yeah, I think they're speeding. Well, they might be. I don't know, if anybody else has an epic high school, I just love that fucking high school. I don't have any. I'm about a high school guy. Well, I was up until like, I was a high school guy for five years there. Have you seen Lane Tech here in the city? Huge high school. It's huge high school. I haven't seen it. Massive. And then every high school in the area uses their football stadium. And they'll be like on a good game on a Friday night or whatever. They'll get like thousands of people at the gates, like a big thing. Allen high school in Texas. I want to say, I want to say Allen high school has like a food court with the stadiums of maculate. Stadiums perfect. It's got multi-million dollar stadiums. Huge, biggest stadium you'll ever see. But also the high school itself is like the stadium. Yeah. It's a mall. They go to school to mall. They've got a pizza and a subway inside their high school. Well, I think speaking of, I think Boise high school is very cool. There's a Boise high school. There's just a high school named Boise. Yes. I just think there should be like 19 public high schools inside Boise, right? Oh, it's a little fancy. Huh. That's a nice one. No, it's not that good. OK. All jazz. Growing up as a kid, if we were driving in the car and we passed a house, and it could be like a shithole house. But if it had pillars on the front, I'd be like, oh, nice one. Nice house. Yeah. It's all it took. I actually, there was that-- I saw pillars were massive in the thousands. But it could be a dump. It's still fancy to me. Do you ever have a Frank Lloyd Wright face? Oh, yeah. I'll go to-- I've been to falling water a few times. I fell as musty. I fell into a Frank Lloyd Wright rabbit hole recently. So pleasant. There's a few houses around here. Yeah. I did Tally S and West violently hung over. Really? And I got to tell you, it's very refreshing. He built the house so that the portacos or whatever, the pathways between the houses, faced a canyon, so that the breeze always went towards the canyon. Yeah. And I hit the canyon wall and came back. So you constantly-- Oh, the breeze passed back out. I would not think of that when I was building my house. Do we have any housing, a house genius right now? Do we have a house genius designing houses like that? Or do we lose them all? That's a scene like it. Do houses suck. We have a new house as well. We're not going to building houses anymore. Yeah. Why didn't we take his ideas and just keep modernizing it? Modernizing it. Yeah. Chicago is a ton of Frank Lloyd Wright. Yeah, no. He wanted to build a skyscraper here. That was a mile high. Really? Not a mile high, didn't he? I don't think he ever paid taxes. And I think he had 50 cars that were all the same color, like Rusty Red that he trademarked or something. Really? That's what violently hung over me, remember? I'd like to learn more about him. Fascinating guy. Also, there was like a horrible murder, like a horrible murder involving him, but I don't remember the deal. Involving him? Oh, like his wife was killed. Yeah, right. And they like set the house on fire. Something bad happened. I was too hungover to remember. You seem to remember a lot for someone that's hungover as you are. Do prominent people choose to go by three names or is it after they become prominent? They had the third name. Wow, wow. Yeah, that's a bold move. Think he was a Frank Wright? Yeah, and that sounds like a mechanic. Frank Wright, Frank. I know that name. It's a great question. They had like the architecture college. Oh, there she go. She spelled no facts from that door 10 years ago. He was a tunnel man. Are you narrating your own segments now? It's on a land where Tally S and West is in Arizona. And there was an architecture school. And for the final project of your senior year, you had to build like a tiny home on the land. And you could walk through and see everybody's like unique little tiny homes and shit. I thought that was really cool. Yeah. What's the name of the house? Tally S and West. Find that for me, TJ. I've never seen falling water. OK. And I think that's the tweet I saw that got me on the rabbit hole was falling water. That's the one flat surface. It's like middle, nowhere in Slovenia. It has waterfall going through it. This one has a really cool movie theater. Oh, my god. And no AC, but the whole thing was so cool inside. Oh, my god. It was like a cool 65. That looks awesome. It does. Oh, the servant sent fire to the house and killed every while. Yes, it was with an axe with an axe. It was something really crazy. Are y'all mid century modern stands like myself? Oh, and say I'm a stand, but I appreciate it. I like it. I like it. TJ, can you see if you was going to build a skyscraper in Chicago, if I get into neighborhoods that have houses similar to that, I just, I'm in love, love everything about it. Flat roofs and angles. Yeah, modern houses suck. Modern houses so Illinois. You want it to be a mile. So the tallest, what a rock. What's the tallest building in the world? I know our freedom tower is 1776. And then what's the first leaf of what's that? Is that hit 2,000 feet? Did it get passed up? And that's Oklahoma has big plans. Oh, yeah. They're trying to do a mile. 1717. So Oklahoma City is trying to get it, right? Yeah, but almost double vertical if it would be a mile. Is that even possible? That can't be. Wouldn't you have to wear like an oxygen mask up there? I have no idea. I'd imagine that. Well, one mile high skyscraper. Yeah, super interesting guy. Should I let him do it? No, why not? Who said no? Who said Frank? You can't do that. You can't do that one. I feel like a lot of people are mad at him by the end. I might buy a book for Frank. I'd like to learn more about Frank. You want to go to a bookstore with me after this? Yeah, we can. All right. Well, you used the high pitch. I'm not sure why I said it high pitch like that. Yeah, that makes me think you don't want to. I do want to. You know what I learned recently is that John Wilkes Booth's brother was like the most famous actor of his time. Yeah, it was like extremely famous man held at high esteem has multiple buildings and clubs and shit named after him in New York City. Very accomplished actor. It would be like Tom Cruise's brother killing the president. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's a fun fact. I knew John himself was an actor. I didn't realize his brother was a star. Better. Did he? He was an absolute star. He lose his famous as soon as John Wilkes did what he did, or did he stay famous? It's a good question. I don't know. I wasn't around for that. But there are there are there's like a like a theater in New York city is called like the Booth Theater or something. And it's named after him. Did people show up to his shows afterwards? Hey, man, incredible show tonight sucks what your brother did. But yeah, you're still you still got to go on. I didn't want your brother kills the president. You got it. That's what you're known for. And that sucks. Yeah. And lastly, that would happen today. If the Tom Cruise's brother killed the president with thought, we'd still know Tom Cruise. It's Tom Cruise. I think we turn on Tom Cruise. You think you'd be like, oh, you're talking about the guy who's brother. Yeah. But Tom Cruise PR could actually get him a lot of sympathy out of it probably. If he distanced himself and was like, oh, I was like, I'm with you guys. That guy. If he totally disowned his brother, I feel like he'd almost get sympathy. But then we would have the theories that, oh, it was Tom Cruise. It really wanted to kill him. And his brother just did it. So Tom Cruise didn't have to take fall. Scientology. Scientology. Scientology. So we have all kind of rabbit holes to go down, but be a fascinating couple of weeks. He hated his brother, the actor hated John Wilkes Booth. OK. OK. So that's good. Because I don't know if you're aware of American history. But at the time, there was some division going on in America. And I think-- East, West, North, South, North-- Yeah, what could that be? I think one brother was on one side and the other was on the other. It was pop for soda, wasn't it? That's what it was. It was. It was. Yeah. It was arguing over him. I found that fascinating. That's the highest league in Italy, soccer. See, yeah. You see who just-- who's playing for them? Mussolini, Jr. Great man, so I'm just playing for one of the teams. Yeah, I just don't know how you could rock that jersey. It's-- he kept Mussolini. Yeah. Yeah, it's Jr. on the bed. I believe it says Mussolini, Jr. What's-- what team is he? Is that a good team? I don't know. I don't know. The Mussolini, Jr. The cereal is wild, man. Italy is a far down common name. It looks like I forget to Mussolini. But he's not Jr. F. Mussolini. There we go. That's so-- He took a stand. Hey, Sark, can you give me a common name, bro? Can you say cereal again? Cereal. Cereal. Oh, that's classic. Sounds good. Yeah. Cereal. What about-- what about Germany's number one league? Bundesliga. And Spain? The Bundesliga, La Liga, and then Liga in for France. What? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was that kind of a little. League in. Huh? For what? I say it one more time. League in what? That's France France. Okay. Okay. Sure. Sure. Sure. What? We always ask about like Hitler's spawn. Oh, it's legal. It's legal. It's legal. You sound like you're saying earned like it was a short for Ernie and McDonald's is the logo. League won McDonald's. They were Uber Eats. They were Uber Eats last year, I believe. It's good logo. McDonald's doesn't seem like it should be sponsoring a soccer league. They've always kind of been. Yeah. Yeah. Why not involving sports? I don't know. Fast food. I don't feel like soccer players are eating a whole lot of fast food. Maybe just no. Okay. Sorry. The monster in energy. Big 12 thing was. Yeah. I will say. I mean, there's just got no helmet. But like watching the TCU North Carolina game was just with that look. It has to be the biggest ripoff to 24 million dollars for every Jersey patch, every field to have that. The football has the monster M. Each school just got a million dollars. It's not that much. No, not the brand. That doesn't get you a player. That was. Yeah. It goes 10 yards. To me, that's the cookie monster PJ pants of logos. It really is a flat brim hat of logos. It's such that like they couldn't think to like blend it together somehow. People online. That's horrible. That looks awful. That's a funny logo. Yeah. That's a big 12. Stephen, I sent this to you before the show. It was looking at your prep sheet. And I think you've asked the worst question you've ever asked. And you've asked some really stupid fucking questions. True. On the other, you know, you've got several things here, but I'm going to go all the way down here. It says Detroit Tigers have a pre agreement of 12 year old prospect Kevin Sosa for four million dollars. And your question is, would it be fun or terrible to be that kid? Now, certainly there could be varying levels of fun. And maybe his, maybe his life feels like a little work sometimes, but then what role would it be terrible to be a 12 year old baseball player giving four million dollars by the Tigers? Would you sell your childhood and teenage years for four million dollars? And a hard asking the wrong guy. So fucking fast. Oh my god. I'd sell up to my I'd sell all four and a half decades of my life for which four million dollars. Would you give up the double wide struggle? Yeah, I think it would be good, but the amount of pressure and how that changes everything about your life at 12 years old could ruin your childhood. So I can see a world where people would think that that's bad. How many of these pan out? I've never heard a kid being signed this young. What does he look like? It's pretty strong. He's 12? Yeah. So I don't. I keep watching like Cooperstown videos and the size disparity is so funny. Yeah. It's like Linus Van Pelt pitching the Booker tee. He gets it so far over the fence. Like, I love that you know, Peanuts last name. That's Linus's last name. Yeah. The fields are so small and he's got it's just they hit 10 home runs a game. Yeah. The number one skill to have is just puberty. It's just big. It's gonna be big. Well, did I get got his baby grunk? Fucking good. Yeah, I saw that. He's fucking hand down and he grew. I ain't heard from this dude in a while. I know his dad will always DM people at work here. We got new highlights for him. Yeah. He's like, is he huge? It's massive. Eighth grade? This might be six be six or something. I'm just legit. I would imagine Texas eighth grade is pretty competitive. How about that? What a twist. Yeah, I'm not sure the competition is that great, but still. I hope my kids are fucking nerds. What? What play was that? I don't understand that. That was an on-side kick that went to or there was a kick that they just never caught. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, baby grunks. Maybe grunks fucking good now. But it does seem like if he is if he is great, he gets an I.O. money. He goes to the league. He does feel like a guy whose dad would sue him for all the money. Yes. Yeah. What do you think about a lot of high-end brands, dad? What about him? He's just, he's basically baby grunks that's fit in the fact that like he essentially made his kids go pro. Yeah, like just train them from from start. But there has to be a million of those stories that it doesn't work out. Yeah, sure. But like I feel like he's celebrated as a great dad, which I guess when it works, when it works, it's hard to point out and say you shouldn't have done this. I didn't watch the movie about the Williams sisters. Was their dad? Was he a good dad? Like was he? I think he was a hard-ass who was a good dad. Like Earl Woods also was pretty, you know, aggressively pursued greatness for it. But then he helped him become the greatest golfer in the history of the world. Yeah. So same with Judith Polgar's dad, Jess. Yeah. Same with the dad. Yeah. Exactly. Same thing. I've heard of Judith Polgar. Yeah. Yeah. He's a real lucky dog. Is that how you say it? At this point, are you fucking with us? I think she is. You guys see the hug they gave each other in 2005 after you after you came back from the foot thing? 2005. She is fucking with us. Yes. All right. 2005. Yeah. She spun it on us. Do they go being a phenom comes with or maybe not phenom, but just a guy a kid who has a spotlight on him comes with more or less pressure than it did. Significantly more. More. Social media. Well, though it was probably pretty bad for certain kids 30 years ago, but yeah, more. I would think Lane Kiffin signed day. I think there he was what? I think there's so many more of those kids that it just gets watered. I won't remember this kid's name that you put. I don't remember. No, it was Kyle Sosa. Kevin Sosa. Shit. Yeah. Where I remember like you hear about Fredia do and I was like, the, you know, I feel like there are so many so fewer of them that you everyone just locked in on like the one guy that was going to save whatever sport or was going to be the next big thing. I remember Kendall Marshall being called the best fifth grader in America and basketball. Yeah. Rick Riley wrote an article about it. Said this isn't fair to him. He ended up, he made the lead. Yeah. He's a good player. We always accuse industry plants for like music. Can you do that for it? Was Fredia do an industry plant for soccer? Maybe. Yeah, I don't. Might have been. How much pressure do you think Charlie Woods is under or is he under no pressure because even if he doesn't make it, he's still Tiger Woods' son. You never like Michael Jordan's son. Is that a life you'd want? Probably. Probably. Yeah. Unlimited money. But you're not, you're not, you're not, is he still with Larsa? I don't know. He's got two sons. He's got Jeffrey and Jeffrey. Marcus. Marcus and Jeffrey. I believe Jeffrey Jordan, Marcus Jordan. Am I making those up? That seems right. Yeah. Michael Jordan has a son named Jeffrey. I believe he does. That's so. The way you said it though makes me believe I'm doing a cake thing where I was making them up. If your name is Jeffrey, do you kind of have to go by Jeff now because of Epstein? No, no. Well, there's too many Jeffries in the world. Jeffries don't have to worry about that. What are the Jeffries? The giraffe ring toys are us. Yeah, that's one. The Butler from Fresh Brents and Belair. Those are both trees though. Yeah, but that's still Jeffrey. I don't think Epstein ruined Jeffries. He just flipped over. I think he ruined the name Epstein. Yes. Yeah. I don't think he's out Jeffrey. There's a lot of Epstein's. Theo Epstein. Yeah, he's doing okay. Yeah. Yeah. What is he doing now? You have to be a real bad guy to ruin a first name or it has to be a real unique name. Yeah. Is eight off the only one? Eight off a wrap. It's his birth. I think it's his birthday today. Eight off a wrap. The Kentucky coach. Yeah, no, that's right. It was famous for being one of the more racist men you'll ever lose misunderstood. I'll be damned. Who else is birthday? I don't know. I just knew it was eight off a wraps. Why? No, you do. Yeah, you're lying. It's Terry Bradshaw. Lennox Lewis. Terry Bradshaw. Good for Adam Dickerson. Terry Bradshaw was good. Certainly a great team around him. Explain the science to me why I think athletes with alliterative names are better. Lennox Lewis sounds cool. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's the sound. That's just it's sound school. Like anytime I hear an alliterative athlete name, I just think, oh, that's automatically, that's like three points. And Marvel do that to you? I don't, I don't know. I think it was just all athletes. Mickey Mantle. Now I'm just naming guys, but I guess Mickey Mantle is just a cool name anyway. But Lennox Lewis is right. Maybe the next body name of all time. It's a cool name as well. Great name. Yeah. You're about getting freaky. with one of the kids' names going wild with it. - I kinda did. - Tommy? - No? - No, you didn't? - The middle one? - Uh, yeah, I guess. - Yeah. - You went with a Chinese name. - I did. (laughing) - Yeah. - Which I thought was interesting. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - That would, first and last two. - No, no, no, you kept Walker. (laughing) - That's the middle ones give a Chinese name, too. - Yeah, and it's weird, 'cause he-- - Use the characters. - Well, it's not even English letters. - He came out Chinese? - He is a little Chinese. I was gonna say he is a little Chinese. - I always forget about Chinese. - Chinese, good. - A biological Chinese. (laughing) - Looks nothing like me. - Cook's extremely well. - It's W-O-K-E-L. (laughing) (laughing) - You know what that boy wants to do? - The weird name one? - Yeah. - It's not even a weird name. - He wants to be, he wants to be on a bakery. - No kidding. - Yeah, he wants me to invest in a bakery that he runs. - It's a real wrong combat. - Yeah, it's a great, that's really-- - Baking's hard fuck. - I know, but he wants to make-- - I could, I think it's-- - Are you going to send him to culinary school? - Yeah, I am not sending him to culinary school. - He should reopen the Y-R-E-C-A bakery in Y-R-E-C-A, California. It's a palindrome. Y-R-E-C-A bakery is a palindrome. - Yeah. (laughing) - How? - He's been on palindromes lately. - What's palindrome is? - Same as Ford, his backwards. - Oh, you're saying Y-R-E-C-A-B. - No, Y-R-E-C-A bakery. There's a town in, yeah, that's it. - Oh, I see, I see, I see, okay, okay, yep, yep, got it. - And it's over. - Yeah, the bees in the middle, okay. - Yeah, I feel like the baking life is cool too, because your day starts before everybody's up, and then it's over, pretty, got the rest of the day. - Yeah, you sell out, and yeah. - Sell out, you're good. This bakery down the street here, have you seen the lines for the new bakery? - No, I haven't. - Guilla-team bakery? - Guilla-team. - Guilla-team, that doesn't sound good. - I know, I know. - People in Chicago fucking bake. - They love a line. - Though there's so many lines for bakeries on the weekends. - And then Kassama's a few blocks after that. They're all waiting in line. Guilla-team bakery, people, every morning I drive by it, and it's like two blocks long. - Yeah. - I think every review I've seen on that place has been negative. - Whoa. - I've seen that too, and they charge you by the pound, so they weigh all your goods. - It's a ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. - It's like $25. - Oh, I see, I got a loan. - Yeah, it's a lot. - How are all bakery owners not very heavy? - Well, 'cause they created it, I don't think they eat every time they-- - Not every time they eat. - Bakers doesn't have the money. - They almost have to. - Yeah, you gotta be eating that stuff at least a little bit every day, no? - I think if you're making it in mass quantities, you're moving a lot, right? - Jay, do you trust Chef Donnie, even though he's got a perfect body? - I mean, he cooks like regular food, so. - You can get fat from regular food. - I think, yeah, but baked goods are regular food. - Chocolate tears are always super skinny. - Are they? - I only know the one on Instagram. - The guy on Instagram. - He's a twig. - There's a chocolate jam. - They're always making entire cities out of chocolate. - The guy in every video looks like a cock at first. - Oh yeah, I like SpongeBob. - Oh yeah, that might be just him that I see. - Yeah, that guy. - There's gotta be fat chocolate tears. He's got that smile. - Pat on the back to me. - He's got that. - The restaurant I took pat to for his birthday on Friday. - Your neighbor does tell you about. - Yeah, this is the one. - Yeah, he's always smiling. - He's been making balls. - There's a cock. - Oh, that's obviously a cock. - Oh, that's obviously a pussy. - Oh, fuck this guy. - He's wearing a cock. - I've been watching him for years. I never noticed it was sexual. - Oh, oh, I love chocolate that much. - Pile. - Pile. - He's always smiling about it. - I know I do. - He's doing it. - But now that you say it, it, yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Can I say another one just to-- - Is that it? - That was like a highlight of-- - How the fuck did that, that was just a cock with a shaft. - There was no strawberry tree. - The pouring lion. - Making an oozing pussy, an oozing cock is pussy. The bowels are one. Click on that. - I think that's where it might have been. - Yeah. - Oh, come on. - You know, this is about to be a palm tree. - Oh, wow. - He knows what he's doing. - Oh, yeah. - He's also seeing, is he the best in the world at this? - It seems pretty good. - I would think so. He's pretty fucking good. - But is it chocolate? - Yeah, does this shit actually taste good? - I think it does. - He's like-- - It's like so much of it. Some of the cake shows it's like 95% of it is like made out of wood and metal. - And rice crispy tree. - And chocolate. - How do you learn to do it? There's no cock in this one. - How do you grow a passion to do it? - I mean, this looks like a great job. But it's eventually somebody just has to-- - But at that point, I would rather just have a Bowser figurine around chocolate. - Right. - Right, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I don't want to eat that. - And you could tell me a plastic one. You could tell me, like that's made of chocolate and I'd be just as impregnable. I'd be like, oh, wow. - Would you try to eat it? - You know how fat you got to be to like eat that at 2 a.m. - Yeah. - Like, if I catch you up for it, it's 1,000 pounds. - You know, guilty you'd feel after eating a Bowser. - It's your way of Bowser. - I ate a whole dead star of this fucking star of a dick. - Okay, you've had many a millennium falcon. - Oh my god. - You did not add a giraffe. (all laughing) - Yes, Brad. - That's your first question. - That couldn't have been anything else. - I wouldn't think that's the only thing to eat in your house. - Come on, late. - Fuck off. - Oh, just a giraffe. - There's nothing else you can wrap. - Toot fridge. (all laughing) - There's three bush lights and an entire giraffe. - Here we go. There's cock. - Oh wow. - But what? - There it is. - It's cool. - I can see where you guys enjoy watching this. This is pretty. - Really satisfying. - Really satisfying. - Really good. - Are just a lot of things cock-shaped and us heads don't know it. - I think I don't find so much shit on Instagram. - This found me, I don't even follow this guy. - Yeah, it pops into my fine stuff. - He's like 30 million followers. - Yeah, he's. - He deserves 30 million followers. - He does. - Very good. - How long do you think this takes? - Does he ever talk or is he talking right now? - He's music. - I bet this takes days. - I've never heard his voice. - Is he wasting his talents? Should he just be doing this with plastic or metal? - But this is the coolest talent you can, like he's living whatever dream he wants. - Yeah, but like how many people are buying these? - 28 and a half million followers. - I want to say he does some sort of, like he's a professor or a teacher at some sort of institution for this. - Okay. - And I feel like brands. - I pay him to. - Brandon, you got to get your boy to shift his dream and become a chocolate here. There's another shock. - There it is. - I can't have more cocks around my house. I got the mail man, I got the-- - What is this, this is a, this is-- - But imagine having a sweet tooth and he's your husband. (laughing) - Yeah, whip him something up and he's like, come on, dude. - Please hurry up, please do look, it's so hunger. - It's been four days. - These videos are almost, these videos are too good because this is what, that's exactly how the AI videos look. Do you ever see those of the dudes building underground bunkers that are fully furnished? - Those are all AI? - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause every time I see one, I'm just like, I don't want to watch it and by the time I, about to click off of it, they've got the floor lay down and say, well, I'll just finish it out. - Yeah. - My girl Kayla's real, she's still digging her mind under her house. - She, she's real. - Oh yeah. - Where she just decided to go down from her house and she's just been going down and down and down and down and legally they can't do anything to stop her. - No, she's got the permits. What's the update? She's just still digging beneath her house. She's just still, I check literally like-- - How far is she gonna go? - Endless. She's still going pretty far. She's building into chambers right now. - What are into chambers? - Just like little, almost like, you know, you see inside an ant hill and there's like, it keeps going down this little like, over as soon as you go. She's doing that. Yeah. - Oh, little pockets along the way. - Little pockets along the way. Little reinforcements. - All right. - You don't think it would be scary? - It would be scary, but I get, I get it. Get, it feels like. - Man's desire to dig. There's like, there's one way it ends. - Well, yeah. - What if you pick her up at the bar and she's like, you wanna go back to my place? Yeah. And then. - I feel like a dude would fucking love her. - Yeah, it would be like, what? - Getting head in the mantle of the earth would be unbelievable. - The antichapher? - Head in mantle. Unbelievable. Yeah. In the shaft. - All right. Let's go with. - From campus legend to NFL superstar start the season strong with the kickoff bundle to get from both. 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Predictions offer void in New York terms at dkng.co/audio nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state. Wow good finish. Any update on the golf match? Are they still still hard at it? Still going? Still making their way around? A video of three minutes ago, I guess. Grewd missed a big putt. Oh it's important way up 5-3-11. So they're almost, they're different goals from maybe winning it. Or actually actually less than that if they win a hole. They go 6-12. That's dorm-y. Yes? Yes? Don't know. When is the the card show scavenger hunt coming out? Don't know. That's a good Monday. Nice. Possibly Monday. That was really fun. Yeah. I'm excited for that to come out. Give me like an hour and a half. You guys were really good at that. Uh-huh. We had a last year we did a mostly sports scavenger hunt between me, Mark and Ebo and Conner. This year, TJ up the production values significantly and got Nick and KB involved, got Chey and Vaughn, Chey and Eddie, and then me and Mark. So we had four teams going through the national and no spoilers. One team was absolutely dog shit, fucking abysmal. I fucking believe well how fucking bad. And it wasn't me or you, brand. And I'm not going to say who it was, but Chey, that's fucking embarrassing. You wasted everybody's time. The four teams have such different dynamics. It actually has a very, very, very funny. It's pissing me off to even look at you, Chey. You didn't take it seriously at all. Tune in on maybe next week. Hopefully Monday. We were just talking to scavenger how the card show, Mark. And that Chey wasted everybody's time. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, Chey and Eddie were terrible. They didn't want to be there. It was embarrassing. It was, and I was confused because Chey, you're like a card guy, you know. I am. So is Eddie. Oh, Eddie is, yeah. Yes, you're so bad. Was it the dynamic between the two of them? Where are they? We can talk about it on Monday. Chey, I'm stopping at Jim and Steve's day to get my Jordan collection started. You're starting one, really? Yeah, I decided looking for. I decided to get, I saw one you balled a couple of weeks ago. And I'm like, work speed. I want to get in some of that. So I got him hunting me some Jordans down some 90s. Jordan. So I'm going to get fired up. Yeah, Eddie collects Jordans as well. Yeah, I think everybody's Chicago does. Fair. But you were Jordan guy before Chicago. Yeah. I was huge Jordan, yeah. I've had a very fun basketball life where I was never married to one. Like in the 80s, I was all Larry Bird and then Jordan came along. I was like, I was all Jordan. And then as soon as a celebrant I was all the bronze. So I've just, I never been married to a team. I've always just been able to enjoy guys. Roger Federer was a huge Jordan guy. His whole, his room was all posters of Jordan and Pam Anderson. Cool. What do you think about that player? Those who are obsessed with players who aren't the best player. There will never be the best player. I kind of like that. Like, yeah, what do you mean? I feel like, although I was thinking of Zach with Carmelo, but like Carmelo played for his favorite team. But someone who's like someone who's like, I don't really have a favorite team, but I love like what you just can't get away with it. What you just said, but it's not LeBron. It's like DeMar de Rosa. Have you ever had a favorite guy that you just loved? But he wasn't all that good. Like I loved Bobby Jackson for the Sacramento Kings. Yeah, I fucking loved Bobby Jackson. Seems like my favorite player for like a couple of year period between Jordan and LeBron. And I don't know why he's fine. He's a good player, but I love fucking, I love Bobby Jackson. They almost need to have a trait that they're the best. Because everybody loves Vince Carter. Yeah, and that was probably a lot of his favorites. Best, the great donker. Yeah. Who's the best player that just can't, it can't be anyone's favorite? Wow, Carmelo. But he was forever. Yeah, he was, he was a lot of people's favorite player. Until you know, you find, because we didn't find that shit out until after he was career was over. And it's not because they did something bad, Kyle. There's like, yeah, like he's so good, but he, there's no way he's anyone's like favorite. So like to Sean Watson, there's no way he can be anybody's favorite player right now. To Sean Watson. You don't even talk about bad. No, you're just saying. Let's shake the old just Alexander. He could like who outside of Oklahoma City is like, Shae Gilders, Alexander's my favorite player. I would assume that people would like him because he was like, wasn't he the MVP? Yeah, two time MVP, but still he plays such an unappealing brand of basketball. Can't have you always had those Christmas lights for a while now. They're on. Yeah. Oh, okay. Adds to the ambiance. Shae, Shae's a good answer. Shae. He's like, uh, he's pretty though. I think he probably has a lot of girl fans, right? Yeah, probably girl fans. He's also Canadian, so I assume Canadian girl fans can love him. Is there a player who's really good, but has like no social skills at all? And it just puts a damper on it. Like every interview that every like whatever like. Fuck, I want to like this guy that I can't. He just seems like he's all on about basketball. No, going to be anything. Can't you mean bad social skills? Like they're they're not good at being on camera or they say the wrong thing? Like a mix of both. Like every time they're on camera, it's just like this guy's great on the field, but anytime off field, it's just like a dud. Lamello will say some crazy shit on an interview. And if you want to go the other way, like Scotty Barnes is like socially awkward. He has Scotty Barnes. Okay. Kawaii Leonard. Kawaii, uh, who? They're just awkward examples. Hey, hey, was this left? It was teacher. That was good. Can I hear it? You play Kawaii's laugh and then Blake Griffin's impression is incredible. Oh, what was he saying? I didn't see you sitting over there. Do people, is anybody Chris love Chris Paul? Oh, right. Oh, okay, I would like people to know about you. Uh, I'm a fun guy. Uh, obviously, I love the game of basketball. Um, I mean, it's just more question you have to ask me, um, in order for me to tell you about myself, I just can't give you a whole spill. I don't even know where you sitting at. He's right there. Well, as there you go, he already had me laughing, and I'm a fun guy. Yeah. I'm a fun guy. I don't seem like a fun guy. Did we get any resolution on the, the mints and that, that whole, uh, uh, I guess that competition's over, right? Yeah, I don't, I don't know. There's a winner, uh, Dana Cadak and Megan McKermoney. Wow, orange to the orange. And they were, I heard they were fucking pissed off that the, that the prize was so light. Let's see, why are we walking so abruptly, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. What am I looking at, let's see, I guess headphones in, let's see, let's see, let's see. This can't be real, this can't be, no, no, no, no, that's not real. What is this dangerous, seems it. Especially with headphones in, what? How loud does he listen to it? Does he, does he listen to widespread in those earbuds 100% of the time? Or does he have others that cycle through? I hear him singing other songs when he's on the treadmill. Yeah, yeah. How's the golfing going? Door me, are we going to check the door me up, check it on them? It was five up to 11 last we heard. That's like team change, so they're five down. This is for birdie, no, believe this is a double points hole. We have their double points holes. I believe somebody put it close. If this is a part of the ring, they put it within what eight feet. Nice shot. What? there we go look at all the catch boys here we go Hank nailed it oh oh exactly the same way that you have to all right certainly won't happen again right all right so this is all right good right that too looks at now coach they can't miss it to the right coach is live yes you can't miss it to the right both guys miss it to the right not miss it right coach you got to go left got to commit left good that's not overreact here you stupid no fucking pussy oh I hope all five thousand people yeah is he going to miss it is he going to miss right again yeah great cloud cover day down there today looks nice you got the arverson sleeve home five down through 12 yeah so throw a dormi watch you guys are in our car I think if the other team wins next holds over yeah that'd be six holes down with five to go so this could end we could be very tied this hole it's dormi yes I'll never I'll never learn what that means and I'll never yeah I don't know I don't know idea there to do love talk and dormi D-O-R-M-E I D-O-R-M-E why did change why you say why do you say it with like a you you made it French and dormi okay I don't want to know why close your eyes thank you dormi with the why you idiots well yeah but what's also said iE said it's a spell of both ways I'll never know what else you got how was a how's nicky smokes as a prep sheet guy really good he was just a little you know if if we can get him to turn off the nicky smokes douchebag horny thing big if which isn't possible because there's a real dude in there there's moments yeah there's a real guy in there who's a very likable guy but he is absolutely consumed by the by the puts by the pussy by the pussy monster and the pussy monster wins the battle you need to understand that he's had sex correct that's what he's consumed it's not even just that he's horny it's like he's consumed by his need for your perception of him to be that I assume most adults have yeah most right yeah he uh he put a real life picture of breasts belonging to a woman that I assume he had somebody he knows he knows I don't know if I'd say yeah and gradson making it to the last page of her if she used to the girl I banged on Saturday I promised it's not a coworker to show on the show guys I don't even know if I'd be saying that at all that's yeah how's the rest of the prep sheet well the it started off the very first uh the very first nugget was um please do a american titties mount rush more so but the second one was like who are some players that were bad yeah yeah like like who's the mince vp who's the worst athlete or coach who still has a job do the titties take up two faces we we did we went through that should it be two women and four titties or or what but we didn't really finish out yeah because we wanted to get to the actual we knew we knew there'd be smut but yeah I was kind of hoping for like lead with the smut and then kind of slowly I had like 20 pages well when he got to like pages eight or nine it was uh he had one great story about an NFL player like you had some heartwarming stuff in there like he yeah what was the highlight it puts an effort into it that there's a Bengals player that was like chase you see this guy who um gone yeah I don't really help me out mark Dante Dante Myers was delivering door-to-door three a.m. waiting for a shot at pro football after going on draft and he paid a hundred dollars for a CFL tryout he won his championship noticed by the Bengals resided into a futures contract one night Joe burrow texted him to see if he could catch passes Myers told him he'd be there he drove four hundred and sixty miles from Atlanta since the overnight to be to be available for burrow now he's on the 53 man roster that's a great story cool that's awesome see he's in there there's a good there's a there's there was a point as I was making my way through it I was like this is actually pretty good prep sheet and then he had to go back to the thing at the end and we were just like all right this is probably a crime yeah but he like there's a there's a good like B if we could do like a like a this is a fucking that's a fucking crime if he could be the star of a reality show where we find the good guy and even make that guy an actual character make that guy stay I think we have something maybe the overcompensation comes from trauma or closeted homosexuality maybe probably right I would lean towards the closet of homosexual that or maybe he like lost his penis in an accident years ago yeah that's like a kind of god maybe he's penisless I don't think there's evidence he's penisless hmm I don't think there's evidence that Nikki smokes his penisless I feel like his penis gets a lot of play it's a lot of we talk about his penis a lot he talks about his penis a lot yeah and maybe that's the evidence he doesn't have a penis it's the point I've never seen it this is a Jeff Nadu all over again oh no he's flying somewhere and he's gonna have to look at his face but why it I think I think I think the birthday party that's all Dave said Minivaners yeah 100% I happen to see like in his wounds that's I would just I would assume he he he he might have overplayed his hand or messed up and any any any he's gonna sit back stay back and then eventually the other day will take off and to do horn and blow on it and he'll be right back yeah yeah and that's the cycle it's the cycle as he the birthday the birthday thing was tough it was tough it was like it didn't go the way he wanted but even if you're not getting like you got to have a backup plan you got to I have no doubts he'll be back I'm just still think back on that pick him starts the first episodes out today yeah how did he allow himself to get to that situation Kyle right that's what's disappointed poor decisions date today too is it yes right yeah oh boy yeah you got a watch party or are you in or out on poor decisions right I'm always in what are you talking I feel like there's a second you are out because the I've got banned from the chat yeah okay because I was such a super fan and it's poor decisions is the way it should be again yeah one is in Kansas City and one is here it's right yeah he went home schedule update 3 30 poor decisions 434 cases mythoxy and out of five surviving bar story cap without an about pot they did a they did a recap of their trip and boys might be doing some numbies yeah it might flick around and do some numbies for decisions I didn't watch the recap yet 11,000 views no kidding for them fuck yeah guys may I say something might be a little controversial yes the other day we had the the PD guys on on the show and you know Greg had the camera over here by him and Greg's right there and then Burns is over there Burns just talk too fucking much just Burns shut the fuck up while Greg's let we're here for Greg yeah but I also like seeing Greg fiddle around while Burns is talking so there is like a was Greg ever has Greg ever made a version yeah down time that juxtaposition when you watch the show Brandon which you will today yeah no no I won't Burns will go into a deep dive about Chicago sports and how he'll just he'll have a monologue prepared and he will just go and then hold like stop talking and traditionally in a sports show that's when Greg picks it up and like yes and builds on the point Burns and Greg will just bring it to a screeching halt and be like I'm gonna piss in this cup or like the chat saying I should cut my finger off I do it Burns and you need you need the boat because it was just Greg if it was just Greg saying what a piss you need to break down the bears to be Burns right Burns is the engine Greg is the auxiliary cup holder what in the back see I want you need occasionally yeah yeah have um have you guys seen teabob's ass the I saw it was on your Instagram it's one of the more stunning things the thing is it's the pose he was doing yeah yeah we we were in love in about eight thirty you know we took our commercial and everybody decided to get a stretch in Kyle got down to the stretch Ebo to the stretch teabob to the stretch and got his ass into position I've never I never thought that man's got ass on top of ass yeah it's it's I mean this is what Jason do I know I saw no Kate I saw I took that picture with my phone I don't think I registered the other leg I can't wait to zoom in it is back and off it is head out of the way that's not real that's real that's not real so head out Kate that is a hundred percent real I that's fucking there's not a universe where I can handle all that that was like two people back to back that was like the chocolate shells we looked at earlier that's not no pause that's the bizarre bizarre bizarre beers are that's caught I beer 12 beers just so I could - You feel confident enough. - Yes. (laughing) - 12 beers in a gas station rhino pill. (laughing) And like, oh. - Oh my God. - Unbelievable spread, too. - I think my brain only allowed me to see the left leg. - It's like the Isle of Manflag. - Oh my God, it really does look like that. (laughing) But like, God, I am. - Everything is just how I want it. - It's how I want it, yeah. Made to order, B-Y-O. - We got to get him those Cardi B jeans from Old Navy. - My God. - I'm about to be nervous around T-Ball now. (laughing) - Do you see the picture you put, yeah. (laughing) - Somebody make that, please. - The picture you posted, go back Carson to the right. - It's right up in there. - He is in there with you. - Oh yeah. - We got to see that footage. - Carson, he freelances, and he does rap concerts. And he's talked about how he's done a Cardi B, and he was on Ask Ham at Cardi B. - Oh, so he was. - Yeah. - This is just an instinct. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - And where did he grow up? - Atlanta. - No way, he made it out of Atlanta on stage. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, there was, there was, yeah. - Sheesh. - I'll do respect. - I mean, not even like, I want to keep a professional where coworkers, but I'd love to have him clap for me. (laughing) - I would really like that. - Not even the clapping, also with all due respect as coworkers, you know that thing where you lay on your back and you start twisting your legs and your cheeks start doing that thing. - I love that kid. - No, none of us know that. - I'll never mind. - What is that? - Nothing. - Don't worry about it. - Do you lay on your ass? - Do you lay on your back? - You pick your feet up in the air, and you start shaking your legs like this, and your ass just starts going, (growling) - I got it from everything. - That's interesting. - I'm just saying, with all due respect, it'd be cool to see him do this. - Yeah. - Tautanically. - If I come into the office dressed like his chair one day, don't say a father ever. (laughing) So I'm going, that's been Halloween. That's crazy tough. - That is. - When he did it, did he realize what he was about to do? - No. - Or he just thought he was stretching. - Everybody, like Ebo got down and is like, what's a stretch I can do? Or are you saying something like, I do the stretch, I do child's pose, and it doesn't do anything from my hips. So, T-Bop said, watch this. This is how you have to do a hip stretch. And he got down and he was doing one stretch, and he turned over, and he was just kind of stretching everything out. And he was really showing Ebo a stretch he could do for his hips, and it just flailed everywhere. - He's got good hips. - Did you all scream? Were you all like, whoa. - Oh, I mean, you see this? I'll just take a picture of it. - His dad had to have sounded like, it wasn't safe for him to be in Atlanta. (laughing) He can do the splits T-Bop. - Yeah. - And he's got that ass. And he's from Atlanta. - Uh-huh. - I mean. - Yeah. - Yeah. - For him. - He's put that thing to use. - Had to have. - He's put that, had to have once. - I feel like men usually have really bad asses. - Yeah. - Like the flat, the- - Yeah, the Hank Hill. - Yeah, the Hank Hill. - Chris Brandon Walker, the- - Chris Brown, Chris Berman. Ben Manson, Ben Manson. - So, when a guy has a really, and again, there's a co-worker. - Sure. - But it's like all the more impressive. - But what are you doing with that? - I just think it's cool. - What would you do with that? - I just think, I just think- - Like what, like ideally, what do you- - Well, Pat's got. - Yeah, but like, what do you like, grip it? Like, grip it, rip it, man. Just, I don't know. - I just feel like a NASCAR driver. - Just say, grab my mouth. - No, I play him like the bon goes. Damn. No, I don't know. It just, I just, I just, I like, as- - Yeah. - It's an important muscle. - Well, think of it as a muscle. If it's important, you got to, the glutes, yeah. - Yeah, the glutes are important. - Do you guys want to work out their ass as well? - No. - We probably should. We should be like, doing the strap thing. - Yeah. - We should be doing more ass work. - What does your, I mean, your butt cheeks help you sit. But other than that, what is your butt, what are your butt cheeks doing for you? - A lot, generating a lot of power. - Oh. - Athletically. - From the ass, right? - Yeah. - What's your center of gravity, right? - It's an important muscle for like football players, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, they gotta have a- - Hockey players have huge asses too. - Oh, my T-Bomb was an offensive lineman. He had to have a base to him. - Drive your hips with your ass. - Gluteus Maximus. - I need, I'm gonna get him in here. - T-Bomb? - Yeah, we got about 15 minutes left. - Single largest and heaviest individual muscle in the human body. Seems important. - Yeah, I like a guy. I'll say it. I like him to be able to fat ass. - He did. - He's trying to say. Like a T-Bomb's ass. - Turn here. - Was it just the angle, was it? Yeah, I gotta see if- - It was everything. - I mean, he's gotta be able- - I wanna do a change of clothes and see if- - Without the stretch, he's still got a big ass. - Yeah. - What is, have you seen those women's yoga pants that really accentuate the ass? That like almost create, too? It's almost- - Oh, yes. - There's like an optical illusion matter and they make that crazy. - I love the eye into the ass. - I love those. - Yeah. So it looks like it, like yeah. - It turns out obscene. - Yeah. - See those as often as I can. - Oh, that, that you're not making. - But like, would that make any ass look good? Brandon, if we get a pair for you, do you think it would be like, damn, you have like a little bubble butt? - No. - I don't think so. - Or would it be like droopy? - Yeah, it was just bad. - No, they have like roozing in them almost. That like pulls- - Was there a word you just said? - Roozing, like the way it's soed creates like pockets that like pull together and lift. I think it would- - Roosh. - It could help you. - Is he here? - Roosh. - He's in macro finishing. - Well, I don't know what that means. He's recording or- - F-T-E. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's in the left-leaf macro finishing. - Big time ass man. - Man. - Hey, yeah, listeners. We're going to take a quick break for our message from one of our partners. - Still blue coffees, new can lattes are here. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors. Espresso Cafe Mocha and Espresso Sweet Cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, still blue cans are for those always on the go and for those who care. Still blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. 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And apparently I looked it up. He was like, he had a bunch of like vanity project albums and worked with like Quincy Jones and all these fun facts. - Yeah, I did. - He was around some stuff. Yeah. - Yeah, he did. - Oh, yeah, he did. - Yeah, you could say that. - I thought it was more jazz than funk, but I guess that there's a fusion there, yeah. - Yeah. And it just, it's shocked me. I was like, whoa. - So you do your kitchen chores to funk music? - Yeah. I'm making a jazz. - What was the name of the song, do you remember? - No. I don't. I wonder if I go backwards if I could do it. - What's the original jam sessions? That's Bill. I mean, he was he. - But it was such a huge start to everything. - I hate to say it. The song like rocked, it was great. It was a collab with somebody else. It was like Cosby and-- - The song called Camille. That's his wife's name. If I had my way, if I had my way, oh, no, dear God, Bill. If I had my way, back to back, we'd get out of my life woman. - Hold on, I'm coming. - No. - Oh God, damn Bill. - No. - Oh, no. - He did, I can't get no sounds fresh. - Silver throat. - Silver throat. - Yikes. - Hush, hush. - Anyway, unfortunately, one of these songs, oh no. - All shucks, hush your mouth. - He's just. - Wait, it's uptight. - Can't tell if this is fake. - I got a woman. - Oh. - Oh, man. - Oh, thanks, Kate. - Yeah, unfortunately, one of those songs rocks. Don't check it out. - Brandon, I'm sure you've spoken about this. Mississippi State put out a video with you. - Yeah. - That too little too late. - No, no, not too little too late. I was very excited that they did it. All you gotta do is go on a YouTube show with a couple of 100,000 viewers and wine like a bitch and you'll get what you want. - Yeah. - So the. - It's too late for me. - Really sad state of affairs. No, you're good. - I had your back. - No, we're good. - There's a state as an enemy for life with me. - Yeah, that's right. - No, we're always. - They disrespect you once. They're fucking dead to me. - Yeah. - No, they fixed it. - They fixed it. - Fucking hate Mississippi State. - We're going forward together. - Kyle, Kent State did one of you just saying how bad they were. Which is what they say. An anti-hype video. No, I respect them. They're not. What are they projected this year? - They're always ranked like dead last, but like in the hundreds. But last season, they turned it around. Didn't they win like the back half? They won. - I gotta be honest with you. - I can't remember max seasons from year to year. - K be their D1? - Yes. - Kate. - I don't know. - FBS. - Yeah. - FBS. - They're in the Mac, which is a group of six. There's the power for it in the group of six. Well, that's tough for them, right? That's gonna be tough. Yeah, it's hard to win them. It's hard to win them. It's tough, it's seven. Is there ever a school that's like, hey, actually, we'd like to be D2, like our basketball team here being like, we're going down. Nobody goes down. But what if they're like, we'd enjoy it more, and more? No, it's the money. Okay. It's too much. Yeah. Are you guys up with Chicago State? They just started it. They just had their first game the other day. First game was a football program, ever. Is it brand new college? Titus, were you going to just-- I tried to coach the basketball team, yeah. I wanted to coach the basketball team and make a documentary about it. Chicago State, I saw like the attendance rankings. They were dead last, I think. They were the worst team in America. 70. Are they still? Yeah, they're still close to it. But if they're not a total joke, like they used to be, they're just kind of a joke. So they got rid of their teams, but they just started them up again. They just started a football team. They have a kind of cool basketball arena. Yeah. Where are they down there? Southside? Southside, yeah. Did they not have funding, or can they not give scholarships? They should be good. They do scholarships. But I just don't think they have anything else. Yeah, I think it's like a glorified community college. We're Division 1 basketball teams right here. UIC, Loyola, DePaul. I guess Northwestern's right outside. Yeah. I'm missing one, too. Chicago, I don't know. There they go. This is one viral in the off season. Just getting a shit on the comments. Why? They like these guys got a suck just based on this video? Every team has guys doing this. Look up their basketball arena, TJ. I think it's pretty-- that seems to be where they're shooting that. I think it's a cool-- I suppose we'll go to their back swarming last year, but then something came up. That's Chicago University. [LAUGHTER] That was pointless. No shit. That was pointless. Is that a giraffe? Oh, that is a cool look. Oh, that's sweet. For as small of a school and how bad it is really. That's really nice. It's pretty sweet arena. I love Jim's, man. Jones Convocation Center. There you go. All right, we got all the ants, TJ. We hit 'em all? Yep, yeah, cards coming soon. Oh, this is awesome. So you tweeted out a picture of me yesterday. This year, there'll be more variety. There'll be more cards and more things you can get, right? There's 10,000 packs, which first time we dropped $2,500. Second time we dropped $5,000. So there's more packs. And there's a way higher chance of getting a hit. So a numbered card, or a autograph card, or a relic card. And these are really quality, like-- Way higher quality, yeah. So there's this rainbow for every card. Every person will have all of these cards in both their regular name and like there's nicknames for each person. And then non-autos, there's also blue, number 200, and purple number to 50, or maybe vice versa. And then there's like friends of the program that's like other people that are in the Yacht universe. There's like Yacht places. So there's like one for the ice cream machine, one for the tunnel. There's like famous quotes. There's one for-- like there's a series for the gauntlet. There's relics. So there might be a Zah underwear card. I noticed Zah's underwear is nowhere seen. Wait a second. Yeah, it's not. It's off the wall. So it's a way wider. We've cut up Zah's underwear for these cards? I like have skid marks on that. It's somebody can pull your-- It's a bio. Yeah, it's like a bio, isn't it? Zah, what if some dudes get that-- Do some freak shit with it. Stop. Stop. That's crazy. Good luck to him, but get that. It's a Zah underwear relic. That's a bit too. I don't know. You don't like it, it's-- Well, I'm not crazy. Hold on a second. It was hanging on our fucking wall. Like it was already kind of gross. Yeah, true, but I mean, the app. Let's just please. Yeah, they're not hanging up anymore. So we sent that to a professional card maker to cut up. [LAUGHTER] What other relics are there, TJ? I believe it's-- there's a purple hat. There's a Yakbaskipal jersey. There's a KB Red Balloon. Oh, that's cool though. Yeah, so pretty cool set. It's a lot more cards than this. That's crazy. There's a lot more variance. Last time there was too many people getting like two packs that would have nearly the exact same things. And that shouldn't happen this time. Yeah, good, good. Coming this month. Oh, it's not Black Friday, it's this month. Correct. Oh, yeah. Oh. What's the Dore me update? Let's see. There's seven up on the 14th hole. That's over. That's over. It's game over. I do want to see him. Somebody could fall apart. What's the biggest fall apart anyone's ever had in a tournament where they fell like a ton of points or something like he was why I don't know, I don't know. Why does it say once or there, they got double points holes, maybe? Oh, I guess maybe that's why I was eating a burger. I don't think I saw clip that he has like 15 left. With like a week, a week to go. It's going to be tough. I don't know. Oh, smooth. Hank. Love it here. Good swing. Finish. Don't get hot. Don't get hot. This fucking final seven. Four holes to play. The stakes are playing for if Hank's team wins. He's in the in an invitation. If Hank's team loses, he's banned for 10 years. Oh, so he would let me think you're right, Brian. I've got to be some double hole. Got to be. Got to be hooked up. With that one, you know, I lost. Britain's terrible. Hank put us out there. All right. Spend the wheel. Let's get that wheel spin. Big cat will be back tomorrow. Look up this tennis player later. Yeah, look at him. He's Spanish. Yeah, what was it on HBO? I know you guys know. You said, "Efton Chisholm" is the name? No, no, no, that was the other guy. Rafael Nadal. I record. Rafael. Efton Nadal. That's Chisholm. She the fuck is Chisholm. Don't know. That's Efton Chisholm. OK, come on. All right, 21 million. OK, but you never heard this day of my hire. OK, Kate. It's a made up name. He's got 21 million followers. I've never heard of that. I knew he was good. I didn't know he was like 21 million followers good. He's a college player. He was. He's Efton Chisholm. And now he's what? And then a patriot. OK, well, pretty famous name is in the Super Bowl. Never heard of him in my life. You, Kate, come on. All right. You're trying to get his back over a column. No, I'm not. It's a native one. The native thing you had going on. Efton Chisholm. Rafael Nadal. I'll look him up when I get home. Yeah, I'll look up Efton Chisholm. Well, he just showed you Efton Chisholm. He's running away all the way. I don't need this. Yes, I do. Yes, actually, yes, I do. [LAUGHTER] Just really. No. No. The scatchers that reset. It's a scatch. We reset. Oh! Nobody has to go set-- be set to do a courtroom scatch. All right, man. You want to wait for Big Cat to get here to spend it tomorrow, or do you want to-- So you're just allowed to go into any quarter? I guess they're public. That'd be kind of fun. OK. That would be fun. Yeah, I wonder if you can just like, I'm bored on Tuesday. And I'm unemployed. Let me go just sit in court today and say-- I feel people to do that. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. I think executive decision on that, I think we should wait till Big Cat's here and spend it tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Why is your sandwich here? No. I've already had my sandwich. OK. And my nuggets. Yeah, that's what we'll do. All right, we'll be back tomorrow. [MUSIC PLAYING] All right. I'm out the rest of the week. Nice to meet you, nice to the tech team tomorrow and then Friday. I also got reached out to you on Twitter. Somebody asked me if I could say a rest in peace to their friend, James Wybel, who was a yak viewer. Shout out to you guys. All right. Love you guys. Have a good one. Bye.