WE DID ALL MALE HOT YOGA ! -You Should Know Podcast-

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We love you now on to the rest of the episode. Go get the merch. - You should know podcast. - We got co-hosts cam back in the studio. (clapping and cheering) Okay, let's do it. No merch, look at the back of it. Look at the back of the merch. Look at that, we got koalas on the back. Get flassen pain. - Oh, good morning. I mean, it just, it literally felt like a big cl-- (laughing) When you did, sorry, it's early. I deserve one, I never get the early mute. Oh no, oh, it's up there. It's up there. Left one's on I-95. He's working, he's going north and he's going to have the city center. He's up here. Oh, dude, that one's following the North Star. - Did you buy back? Did you buy back it on the North Star? - No, sir, barely caught it. I was like, strong pelvis. (clapping) Strong pelvic bone. - Oh, why start like that? - Why? Ah! - I'm so sorry. - It's okay, you're really not, and I'm really not. - You're really not, and I appreciate that. It's a PR answer. - You would do it again. - You know what I just realized about you? - Oh no, it's, I mean, there's a little trapping jam right about here, it's working though, boy. You need a break? - Why is it only the left one? 'Cause I think, I think my nuts have ever been apart from each other. I swear to God, my left one's up here. - Right one's chilling. Your nuts got a lazy eye. - Oh, yeah. - Whoa, whoa, where's Twinnett, Twinnett, he just, okay. - You good? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Oh yeah, I mean, just as small as I could be. - Yeah. - God. - Dude, I think you look really good in this merch hop. We do have hoodies, but remember, we are in Texas. And so, I know it's December, but it's 80 degrees outside, and we have no AC in this studio right now. But, pop up a picture of the hoodie right now. This is the whole thing. It looks sick. We got full sweatsuits. There's a front and the back. We love it. Balloon drop. This is amazing. - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. And I wanted to see if you could pick up what I'm putting down, while we talk about this. - Right. - Right. - Oh. Hey. Let's go. - Okay. - ♪ Man, man, man, man, kickin' in the street on a meal ♪ - Is that what I'm supposed to do? - Yeah, I was thinking more freestyle. - Oh. - Maybe I switched the beat a little. - ♪ Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man ♪ - We got the merch, we got the merch dropped, and we're fit. Peers, fix this. - Fix it. - Every week. Okay. Let's calm down. - Sorry. - I think, dude. God, I'm not gonna lie to you. You always have like this. I don't even care if I don't even care if it's not skin-to-skin contact. That needed to happen. - Okay, go. - You always got this swag about you every day? - Like, I'm like, okay. - Obviously, it's a decline since the children. But you always, like, ever since I've known you've had this swag about you. Like, and I was licking at you. The outfit's probably one of the best outfits you had in a long time. - Appreciate it. - Thank you. - Something about your person is different. - Something about my, my herm and being. - Yes. - What is it? - I know it's the lack of haircut is one of them. - Yep. - Two, you see it. - No earring. - No earring. - Is it the Kilo? - No. - Two boys gettin' bad boy. That Kilo turned like a son of a. - I took my earring, it's only. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, to the touch. It's only my left. My right, completely good. It's like a little nasty little gummy worm. - Dude. - My left, I literally took the earring out, blood and suit. - Oh. - So it's something internal. - In fact, the earring back is scraping some flesh on the inside. - Yeah. - I currently believe my body's fighting and. - There's something hanging off your beard on the left side. - Oh, no. - Right there. - I don't know. - I believe that might be a little Kilo. - Oh, it hurts. - And it's. - Oh, it does it. - Oh, no, it's so bad. - It's gonna be hell. I literally. I did that to live. - Yeah. - It was like that. - Yeah, she was like the worst. - Oh, yeah. No, she threatened it. Seriously, she's like, don't ever. - I'm taking the kid. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, it's bad, bro. I don't know how. I don't know how you have lived with this. - Yeah. - And why the hell you did not seek medical attention. - Can I tell you? - Please. - Can I tell you the trick? 'Cause you're already in Kiloid factory with me. - Oh. - We're both on the Kiloid factory. - Kiloid. - Oh, my God, that's gross. - We're on our first album, Kiloid Boys. - First album. - Kiloid Boys. - First album. - Kiloid Boys. - But I've been in the industry for a little bit. - Yeah, yeah. - I've been in the Kiloid game. - I'm the plant. - You're the grassroots. - You left your way up. And I can tell you how to manufacture these Kiloids. How to live with them. So basically, right now, you're in the tender phase. You're so scared. Everything's happening behind the ear. You're touching it. You don't know what's going on. You're like a baby. Like an airsoft. My ears are going to turn to an airsoft bullet. - Yeah, it's going to be right there on the back. And you'll just be able to play. It's going to be real hard, right? And then, right, sometimes the juices will leak. Right? I've had juice leakage often. And it happens often, depending on the level of care you give it. I give none. So I'm giving you the extreme right now. And that's when your BB hard, your BB hard BB L Kiloid leaks juices. And you just, you just wipe your hand. I'm going to tell you. So I'll go like that sometimes. I'll be like, oh, there's juice smell it. I mean, that smells like a triple homo side. Oh, my God. Right there. Oh, my God. I mean, that smells like Dumber's kitchen. That smells like the bubonic plague. That is terrible. It's like if Ed Geen and Jeffrey Dahmer were roommates. Right? They're Thanksgiving dinner. That's what my ears smell like. Oh. I love with forth camera tries to keep it in. And they just try to fight. They finally get to point. Oh, man. It's terrible. Yeah. So that's what it smells like. Dumber and Geen Thanksgiving. Right. Who's their Dean? The Deans. The Texas Chainsaw Master. Yeah. Well, that's Ed Geen. Ed Geen is based or the Texas Chainsaw Master is based on Ed Geen. You didn't know that. But literal? Yes. That's literally Ed. Yes. No, no. I thought that was like influence. Like, yes. Well, the Texas Chainsaw Master is not a real person. I've read documents. But they based it on Ed Geen. Yes. And like a lot of the crimes that were Ed Geen's crimes, yes sir. So Ed Geen's like the word in the face. So that, yeah. That's a mom set. Yeah. Mom and shit. You're at Chesapeller. And we can't be together no more. Because you're fornicating with other men in the town. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Texas Chainsaw Master. But Texas. No, no, no, no, no. You're sadly mistaken. Texas Chainsaw Master is also real. Is it not? No, it's Ed Geen. No, I don't know how many time. I can write it down. No, no, no. I hear you. You're not hearing me. You're only seeing me. You're standing to my beautiful blue eyes. It's not the best side either. I need you to take your glossy little milky cataracts and calm down for a second. Looking at you is like sightseeing an OKC. Doesn't really. Doesn't really do much for me. And looking at you is like window shopping at nice designer places. Real nice way to expensive. Wait, it looks great. I'm never going to ask. That's you. It's window shopping. OK. Texas Chainsaw Master is real though. You're saying he's-- No, Kim. I don't know how many times you're going to keep saying the same question over and over again. No, no, no. You're not listening. Fictional story. Yes. Based off of Ed Geen. So this is Ed Geen. But we're creating this alternate story based off of him. Yes, that's what it is. I'm telling you what it is. Stop asking again. We'll have to agree to disagree. It's not really anything. It's not a good sec. It's like, we're going to have to agree to disagree. There's going to be there's a fork in the road. You're going left. I'm going right. That's what I love you. But I'm not going down the same path. Well, I was going to give you more key. But I'm gonna I'm gonna move past it, but at a certain point you're gonna have to get an alcohol swab. Oh, no It's good. I bought some green isopropic alcohol the other night to choke my earrings in. Yeah. No, it's like it's seriously It's probably one of the this is the one of one of the scariest things ever. Yeah, it's like do I lose my ear? No No, do I get a fat hard baby that's dark as night on the back of it for the rest of my life? Everyone goes, ah, why you got that mole back there? And I go it's not a mole. It's key Yeah, but you don't take care of my ears and then you just get a bigger earring and then that's where the ride went Oh, no, and then it gets even bigger and at some point you got to get gauges and that's when you turn in the Ed at heart. Yeah, then at that point. Jeff Hardy Ed Keane, and jump off the tower He hits you in the small pond bond and he capitates You know, Jeff Hardy paints a space And he dips in a pot for meldy high That's so funny, but they're real victims real people bad said real people with bad sad stories. Yes. Yeah, that said. No, no Flurry you said you said what are you doing? Inside jokes, I can't say that so sorry. I'm sorry. You should know podcast How is my week, can I'll tell you starvation or racism? Stop it. Okay. How's your week? How's your week? That's a crazy question You know that a lot of people got exposed on Twitter this last week and I was like I got to check my white boy And so I went to your Twitter. I went back to 2015. You're clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. No Now okay, now answer me this now answer me this is a dangerous game. No, it's not dangerous. Okay So with with the whole I can I can search your meta data I can see exactly you were thinking when you were seven. Yeah, with all that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now I know who I was and you know who you were right not really I don't remember. I mean I think it's confusing. I got seven different aliases I don't even know what's what it's but with all those super cancel culture and the deep dive and going back and whatnot It's like I know there's nothing on there of me, but why it's like an unknown fear You know what I'm saying? Because that means it was it was sitting in the brain. You shown over kind of oh yeah I never wrote it down, but I've said like I never hit shit like I typed out a couple times if they can Then comes to get my drafts to be a different story No kidding, but is that not is that a real thing like Yeah, not even yes, I've been saying like anything you know that pro people are getting like hunt it down and all this happening And you know you're clear, but it's like just the lack of it. Yes, I I thought I was a serial killer so many times I've I've told you that like I've been like dude. I hope like I didn't do that Like you know what I'm saying like if you're like I've said this early on in the podcast. I used to watch like car chases on on the news and I'm like Like you know what I mean like It's like an anxiety like but like oh my god somebody just rob the liquor store Like I have beer like what is that I don't come my door? Yeah, that's a different level of anxiety and God bless your soul Yeah, I mean seriously. God bless you dude. I was a different level. I hope I never experience. I have never Lost touch of reality and wondered if I'm on a masculine spirit. Yeah, that is like that is as unheard of dude I'm telling you I'm a one like one little thing in my brain like snap into I'm completely right And you know what I'm like or left I'm just completely like out of there like God bless me with that one little tether You got what I mean all your cables are all mixed match and oh God knows you just all it's all what is it organized chaos There's no cable management core. You don't have a little wrapped up no zip ties all like this all over the place that one cable It's just poison and it's just sitting. It's not plugged in one day some guy goes up there and he's tasted easy on the job Yeah, walk around trips start don't plug in the wrong plugs that in your toes. Oh, so cool. God your toe I'm good, but yeah, I do have that a lot like like but but not with stuff like that That's what I'm saying not with that needed but my mind's extreme like mind's extreme like yeah like do like do I have people captured in my Like I gotta go check, but how do you but okay? I'm sorry that doesn't make sense. I don't I got to get it there Dude, I don't know keep like I got these are conversations. I want to have two. They doesn't make sense I'm trying to be respectful, but I'm saying the second that thought hits your mind. Yeah, you should go Rebuke not true 15 seconds of panic at least and I'm like, oh, there's no one in your closet though. I gotta think about it I didn't have to think about things are one thing. Oh, I like why would I think that too? Oh, do I think that am I like that? That's one thing Yeah, do I have someone bound by their hands in my closet? It's like no Well, I'm gonna use a most extreme, but I've talked about this like years ago on the podcast And I read the comments and there's people saying like I have that too. So that's why me and them are so close Yeah, that's why me and the fans are so close except for some of them because something happens to be this week Oh my god, I went out the pluckers, right? If you don't know what pluckers is it's a wing place, right? I went out to this wing restaurant waffle fries Oh, so I was sitting down at this wing wing place, right? It was me CJ Voldemort and So we're we're sitting down, right and this young lady the waitress comes up waitress and she says what can I get you? Any appetisies? I said I love appetisies. I'm telling her the appetisies, but she's looking at me like she's just like trying to figure me out Oh, she goes she takes the appetisers down and she goes You got to tell me You got that you got that podcast I go yes, and she goes oh no, like just like that Romans 9/8 says you get your water like that I recommend you in the name of Christ, you basically And so So I tell her I tell her I am the guy from the podcast, right? I tell her I'm the guy from the podcast. Mm-hmm. She's like freaking out. Oh my god. Oh my god As she she continues to be a good waitress good waitress. I pay the bill at the end of the day at the end of the meal She goes hey before he get out of here Is it okay if I get a picture with you? And I said yes, ma'am of course I stand up take the picture she hits me with the conventional I didn't know you're that tall, right? So yeah, I mean a lot of people think that's a 95% clip. Yeah, yeah, I wish I got five out of a hundred pictures taken man I didn't know you're that's so I take the picture with her and she says this to me All right, and I almost hit Can I say no, let me be honest. I almost hit her like I almost hit this teenage girl I like and I'm not proud of it like it's not my most like I'm not the most proud of it. Oh my god Like bitch. I almost I almost like Punting her and I felt like right in the face. She goes get back She goes got to take a picture with you. I go. Yeah, she goes. Oh my god. You're so tall. I go. Yeah, I know she goes I wish the other guy was here. He's a lot funnier. Oh Well, I go hello Satan I'm kidding. No, but that's rude one, but what what what else you say and then and then I was like I thought she goes I thought she said I wish the other guy was here. He's so funny But then I looked at Voldemort and see his reaction there Like laughing and I was like once he goes no, no, I didn't mean to say he was funnier, but he is funny But you're funny too. I was like shut up And that's that's I mean that I didn't hurt my because it is true No, cuz we all know it like I know that no, I actually debate people in your honor for you Oh, that's a good friend like I wouldn't debate for myself Because it is true you are funnier, but don't say it Don't make it real. That's like no. Oh, you think I'm kidding throughout throughout the tour Yeah, when we would say like there was some like a sexual in you window Yeah, and let's say there's 10 there's 10 screams from the crowd. Yeah, and 10 out of 10 or patent. Yeah, that starts to add Oh, you add up on your mental if somebody had no vision during the the tour and they just heard those like in you windows You think of reactions. You think I'm a Ogre like you think I'm a beast. You're like I'm pants out there with Shrek. Yeah, literally. They're like god He sounds heavy and pain keeps calling him heavy. He's got to be heavy. He's just up there. No sounding heavy. It's crazy Apparently, you definitely could sound heavy. I think I could just close rise That's how the predatory I got that guy resembles that of a lizard I have to okay, you said something happened to you this week. I have to share this tell me daddy me and live go to the baby appointment for the new baby The new baby. We don't know the gender yet. Don't know the gender yet. That was this appointment though But we still won't know for a couple weeks and whatnot whatever. Okay, regardless. We go to the appointment and our doctor Who we love she's amazing she walks in the door? Sorry, she walks in the room. How are y'all and I immediately uno reverse and I go no, no, no, how are you because we haven't seen her in a while We like this woman. Oh same doctor. Same doctor. Same one from the first pregnancy. We've known her for a while. So Now she's there. She's a blunt woman and we love that about her today. She just she just opens up. She full blows open up Oh, well, I think I'm dating the sky and she starts to go on it, right? Tells this beautiful story and it's actually kind of sad, regardless. Her boyfriend is from Argentina. Nice, never been there. So the whole story, she's telling it, we're just talking, oh, that's so awesome, that's so sick. The appointment ends, we leave. We get in the car. Live looks me and goes, where's Argentina? And I go, what do you mean? She goes like, if someone's from Argentina, that's Middle Eastern, right? And she says that. So I go, I go, oh, wow, Middle Eastern. And she goes, yeah, isn't that Argentina? It's in the Middle East, next to Saudi Arabia, word for it. And I'm like, no, babe, it's, Argentina is not in the Middle East. She goes, oh, that's right, that's right, it's in Africa. I go, Olivia, Argentina is not in Africa either. And I'm getting literally turned off by the second. Like, it's very, it's got to be up here with you. I can't. She goes, yes, it is, don't lie to me, it's in Africa. And I go, it's not in Africa. She goes, South Africa. Yeah. And then she goes, where is it then? I go, it's in South America. Word for word. South America. Yes, it's in South America. She goes, oh, okay, that makes sense, but they're still black. And this, this all happened within 30 seconds, right? And I'm literally baffled behind, behind the wheel on a highway. And I was, I'm not going to make that joke, but I was, I was just out of my mind, like second-hand embarrassment from my own one. So bad. And no one else is in the car. Can I tell you something? Please. The fact that you are considering her homeschooling your children, I mean, it speaks a lot about your parenting. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, she would not- That's out there with me, you know, and I would rather take me, honestly, at least I knew where that was at. I knew it was South Tom. Where is it? Where is her to take? Right by Brazil. There you go. There you go. That's all. And you know, I know that. But I was, I'm like, how are you, that's like you sometimes. Yeah, yeah. But that's, that's a little different. I'm like, how the hell do you not have any idea about a country that is relatively close to us? Can I say something about not like statistics, not anything about it? You thought it was in the Middle East? Yeah. Dude, I think there's a guy on TikTok that he goes around saying, quiz me on capitals. He just goes around street interviews and says, he's quiz me on capitals, right? Yeah. And he's like, ask me the capital of countries. Anywhere. Oh, anything. Oh. And people, he'll just go through, and people will be like, this place, and they'll say it, right? How do you get to that point? Right? At one point in life, you're like, dude, a basketball doctor, nurse, lawyer, capitals. How do you get there? Capital geo quiz guy. I don't know, I don't know the capitals of anything. But that there's, okay, now there's the capitals of the states. I've never fully dove in because I really don't care. Don't at all. Don't care. I know some off of just whatever songs or memories. Yeah. But for you to, for me to go, uh, Uzbekistan. Yeah. And you go, oh, stop it. And it's right. Yeah. Here we go. I don't know. You're trying to be mumbly. That's what you're mumbly. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It didn't mumble or like Republic of Congo. He's like, oh, bink. How why do you know that? And are you making any scratch from this? Like, I don't know. Like, how are you paying your electricity bill? I think I only know the capital of Texas in California. First off, what is capital California? Los Angeles. Incorrect. No, sir. Is it not? Incorrect. No sir. Hey, hot take, hot take Hollywood. I do not think Austin should be our capital. Are you a piece of. Oh, and I know this might be a little civil war happening. I do not think they should be our capital. Why? Austin is not is not the best place in Texas. I don't think that makes no capitals. I know that. But there's no way in hell they, whoever they chose, there's no way they looked at Dallas and they looked at Houston and they went, oh, it definitely shouldn't be Houston. Let's give those a little weird. Let's give to them. Let's give to them. How are capitals made? How are capitals of states made? Yeah. Oh, my God. How does that happen? We're breaking down. We're breaking down that fourth one. Is it code? It wasn't Christopher. No shot. He didn't have. He did not have the manpower to go through all 50. I don't think grid lines were up by that point. Like, he did not. He did not know that was Oklahoma. He didn't know anything. That never mind. Chris just came over and said, get me at all. Yeah. I mean, that goes into a lot of things I think about in like everyday life. One of the things I've been thinking about recently is, I don't think the work week is appropriate. What do you mean? I don't think the work week we have here in America is correct. Like five days on too often. Not even that. I think, obviously, we should have more days off, right? We should have a two-day weekend. But I don't believe in the calendar. You know what I mean? I don't believe in the calendar and how it's set up to, okay, to what degree? The beginning of the week. Okay. On the calendar or like people say the beginning of the week starts on what day? Monday. That's wrong. That is wrong. The beginning of the week starts on Sunday, which is I don't like that and it's dumb. Sunday is the first day of the week. I don't, yeah, I don't buy that. Not buying it. How? Not buying it. How? You don't play, you don't have your team kicking off at 3 p.m. You're sitting at your desk. I don't buy that. No, there's not Mondays when the week starts. Why not Sunday? Why though? Because Sunday, first off, if Sunday is the first day, Sunday must be the day of rest. You chill. You rest. You can't rest on the first day of the week? No, it's when you get started. That's when you get going first day of the week. Monday. But technically, okay, but if we're just looking at a statistical standpoint, right? If we're looking at this, factually, grab any calendar in the world. It does say Sunday. Yeah, but who? Okay, when did we decide to revolt against that idea? I've always been anti-Mondays. I'm on the anti-Monday community. Monday is the second day of the week. Monday is Tuesday. Monday is Tuesday. Tuesday is Wednesday. Wednesday is Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. But while I'm saying if every calendar has that, oh my god, I've never thought this. Every calendar has it yet no one goes by. I think it's who? Why? Like what are they hiding from us? That is true. Every calendar says Sunday is the start. Every boss, every CEO, every corporation says Monday. Why is that? At the top of the week we're starting on? Monday. Hey, all y'all got to be at the meeting at the beginning of the week. It's at 8 a.m. on Monday. Do you think that the world would be better if Sunday was the start of the week? 100%. You'd get more weekend. I think Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then you get Saturday, Friday, you get Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three weekends. Three days of the weekend. Three weekends. No, but not hear that. And that is the order that they go. You just said we start on Sunday though. Yes. So you can't start on Sunday and also have a Sunday as a weekend. I didn't say that. Oh, oh my god. I didn't have to say that. Oh my god. Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, right? I literally thought you had six fingers. It was like this. It's like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I was like, oh my god. Right, that's five. Yes. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And what's five plus three? Quickly for me. Just off the top of your head, right? Like, because you have five in that hand and three in this hand. I didn't put five in this hand. Oh, you just said I didn't. You just had five in that head. You split the day. You split the day. That would be ideal. That would not be ideal. Sundays or half days. We all love half days in school. No, half days were great in school. Oh my god. If a teacher said anything, it was, you're in the half days, right? I'm not doing it. Yes. So if you start on Sunday, you do not get any more time and it's the exact same. You just want to stay off. No. What now? Why? I'm taking the time out in the middle of the week. Same thing as college. What? Remember you didn't have class on Wednesdays? That's not true. Oh, it depends on your schedule. I didn't take enough hours. I say, I don't think you had a class this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You just didn't take night time classes. Dude, that is interesting. I just wanted to bring that up. And I want to see what the you should know, fam, things about that. That, I mean, that, I think the world, I think crime would go down 100%. Yeah. If we started the week on, for on, actually, I, I, now I'd retract that. I would split half the day with church. I think that's, see, that's bad for me to say public. You split half the day with church. You just split half your day with church. Like you don't, you, you're not the same person when you say C.H. Just church. That's literally what you look like. He turned into. Ed Geen. Oh, yeah, mom. What are we doing this Sunday? We're going to go to church. Come here. That's who you turn into. That's not okay. Just stay church normal. Say a quick church church church church church so much. Bray spit so much. Hey dude, you're spit. It has always just been slimy and gray. I've never gotten better as a man. It's on a time. Okay, speaking about, oh, put your tongue down. All right, I practice regular. Just go church. But you're saying it weird church. How else would you like it? It's a lot of big church. Okay, say it like normal. Okay, this Sunday I'm going to church church. But doesn't that sound bad? Okay, say it again, but look at me in the mouth. Yeah, that's the problem. Where's your tongue going? Because when you said I can't see it. Yeah, you're too big. Get overflows, the teeth. You try to hide the tongue. It's like it's like a water band when your grandpa lays right in the middle. It goes just goes to the side church church church church. Where the whole lot? Where is your tongue? Open your mouth. Really? Dude I'm not cake like you they don't understand what I'm seeing when you do that That's a big tongue - that is a that is a wide. That's a brick tongue. That is like a big big Tongue like a that's like a I think a Canadian bacon. Just sit there his tongue's this big no Your tongue's no it's tongues massive look at oh my god. Oh my god a lot of people just got excited Oh lord. Oh stop it. Stop it. Stop it Speaking of boys and tongues now hear me out pierced his favorite now that I am dead serious when I say this and this is an actual thing This week this past week What day Thursday night like seven thirty I received a text from an unsaved number that's simply read Hey Cameron comma, you still interested in coming to our late night all-male Hot yoga session This upcoming Saturday You signed up for this oh no no no no and that's when I went what the fuck what is happening? You want to come to our hot yoga all-male late night class? I Said this is up. This is a good prank. Yeah someone of this someone really got me Yeah, so and then it hit me They have my number and my name Yeah, so the culprit is someone that I know Someone is going to a yoga studio. Yeah with my In my information and saying that I want to do hot all-male yoga So much to a point where they texted me about yeah, so I go to the website of this place first off I'm like this because at this point. I'm thinking it's not real. That sounds too like Pranky like to prank yeah, soaking wet hot steamy all boys 9.30 p.m. At night yoga the more you're saying at the more jumping But I'm like this bro at this point. This isn't even real company So at the bottom and I'm not gonna say the name of the place at the bottom. It's like you know Yours truly at Blink Blink studio. Yeah, so I go all right Blink Blink studio 100% real Located in Plano and I go huh now in my inner circle the only people I know that I've done Pilates, yogi, anything like that are my wife and Your friend So I immediately quiz my wife. Oh None to do with it and I go no no tell the truth or something back. Oh, no, I don't know what you're talking about none to do with it Now your friend You have to know Where she was all day Thursday because this All roads are leading old Voldy It was Volty it was you But not on purpose what does that mean? I talked to her about it. What does that mean? Not on part you gave it my name a number you No, I didn't try to go that far. I didn't try to go that far. Why is she going any why is sabotage in me? She's the hell for hot 930 at night all hot all-male yoga will make it This is the thing she sees me be move around the house and she goes you're just so stiff You are a stiff, right? And then she goes you need to do more yoga or like blotty's and stuff like that And I said yes, but I'm uncomfortable and she knows what made me the most comfortable So she will he signed me up for all male Steaming hot yoga 930 at night. That's the crazy all the extra male hot whatever you do what she knows I mean 30 at night She knows I'm a night call And all the extra curriculars that's her desires. I didn't do anything with that so this okay This is absolutely hilarious and I didn't know she did that This is news to me. I didn't know she did then we'll have a conversation when I go home I need to take her in my house. I have a three-way phone call. We take her you take care of your household You take care of your vodka down for us. I got my wife. We're not going to all boy hot yoga But why do you want to go in this upcoming? Let's get a little tidy. I am dead serious, bro. I was funny. I saw that. I was like that has to be Voldy. Yeah. Oh my god. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. That's hilarious. Holy shit. Pointing it's okay. So we're towards the middle of the episode and we got it You know, we got a push product real quick cam. We didn't really talk about it How do you feel about this merch wrap? I love it. I really do love it Then the biggest thing for me first off the design is sick. It's fire. I've never done anything like this design-wise But the quality of this is five. That's what I'm saying. I think this merch drop is more bank for your book More what more more bank for your book? Little slower because I think I think this is a me thing I really do think it's a me thing but my ADHD is spiraling and I think you're saying something wrong More bank for your book. You are saying something wrong. That isn't correct the merch No, merch is fire say the phrase More bank for your book. That's it. That's incredibly wrong more bank for your buck. What is it? It's more bang for your buck more bang bang bang More bank for your buck no sir. Which one makes more sense? Bang bang It doesn't have to make sense. What does it? I think anything you say shouldn't make sense right? There's a dog that with a name of a border colleague who that makes no sense someone's called it a border colleague So ever made this phrase who ever made this phrase said bang for your buck It is 100% bank for your buck because it makes more bucking sense And that made sense get it since bang buck I still don't know what you want me to do. I'm down sus. It's bang more bang for your buck Can I tell you why it's bank though? Can I explain it to you make sense? But it's just not it. It'll be more explanatory than you and stop being so I'm trying to use big words I'm slowly from slowly going down here too. You're reading. Okay. Go. Okay, bank When you get a buck there's more bank for you You're gonna get more bank off this one buck now how and why does that make any sense at all? You get more bank. Where do you put your money in a bank and so you get more bank for this one Buck and other banks you don't get a lot of bank for this buck you get less bank But here over here you get more bank with that one book It literally feels like you should put my brain in hand How many times I just heard bank bank bank you put money bank bank so you don't make fun of me $10 and I have one dollar and we both go start up a bank account We get the same But that's the whole point of the saying because at this bank you get more bank for one buck say it in a sentence though This merch is what more bank for your buck You get a lot more bank you get more infrastructure you get more better quality you get more better Bank then you for your buck. So the only thing that is a bang Bang is quality more moment bang bang bang You get more that you don't get more bank the old building an institution bang for your buck the only Slaps bang that's bangin. You see that bangin this food bangin. It's bang more bang for your buck The only place you'll get more bang for your buck is on some streets in Las Vegas You'll get a lot of bang you're talking about prostitution. No, I'm not I'm not talking about that I am simply saying you said that wrong and I think it is an ego thing I it is not it is not bank I can find some proof that it is bank for your buck because I was driving down the street And there were signs for what a burger what a burger is a what a burger is a restaurant here in Texas And on the billboard it said More bank for your buck and it had a burger there are burgers banks and buck Big please, okay, that could be water that could be a water burger exclusive deal marketing thing The phrase see you're talking about what fits your narrative banks an infrastructure the phrase And it's intended use Is Diverse is bang. I'm blue. I'm googling is it oh you show me your Google sides too. Oh my god He's looking at read bank for your buck and then just deleted point. Oh, which way did you freeze? Let me talk to my chat gbt. Yes. Oh my god. There we go unbiased unbiased. Hey, hey, how are you doing? Hey there. I'm doing great and happy to chat as always. Hey, hey, yeah, it's enough. It's enough Can you tell me what my name is to you? Absolutely based on what you've shared before. I know you go by patent. So I'll stick with that unless you tell me otherwise Remember I gave you a nickname to call me Yes, you did my apologies for not jumping straight into it. You asked me to call you miss an ubis whenever And if there's anything else like that, you need me to remember just let me know. I'm on I thought I changed I would've never guessed that a million years Did you tell you how to call you a girl? No, oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh my god. He said it she said Yes, of course. Oh, yes, you did. I'm so sorry that I did not call you miss an ubis Okay, all right. Well, it's a bear sick. Well, we're gonna keep going Hey, it's me again Hey, it's me again. - You got it, I'll leave all the funnets names and-- - No, no, I'm talking about that. I'm talking about our funnets names. - Oh, gotcha, no worries at all. We can definitely leave the nicknames aside. Just let me know what you'd like to chat about next and hold off from there. - So you know, I'm talking to Cam right now. And he said that it's-- You know the phrase more bank for your buck? Is it more bank for your buck or more bang for your buck? We're having a debate right now. Can you solve that for us? It's so biased. Absolutely. I can help settle that one. The original phrase is actually more bang for your buck. Bang! You're in the back for the money you spent. So you can jump. Oh. So how about the mapples? Miss a new bus? Can funded P Diddy's get out. Don't follow me. I just don't want to put that out there. He did that. He did it. So I don't know. You funded P Diddy's bank. You can't be honest. Bank for your buck. Just get the oil. Can I be honest about me and P Diddy? Yes. Real quick. Wait. Whoa. Can I be honest? Something happened on my home screen. It happened. So I don't know why this happened. Or like, I genuinely, I don't know why I don't listen to P Diddy. I do not like you bummed. I don't like P Diddy. I don't respect him. He's a bad person. Go to hell. But I don't like him. You know on your home screen of your phone, like when you open up your phone, there's that little thing that plays recently played or like just your music. It's a widget. The widget at the top. Yeah. Right now it's just the weather. Like for two weeks, it said, listen to P Diddy's essential playlist on Apple Music. And like, I go out a lot. I go out a lot. And I show people my phone and stuff. And like, and they're like, hmm, I got a bunch of looks. Oh my God. You know, it is. Oh my God. You freaky son of a. So you know, your phone listens at all times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your phone's listening to you and Voldy hanging out. Late night hours. Oh no. And the things. Apparently you speak over. Or y'all do. Say out loud to your phone and turnlize it. It thinks the best set music for you to listen to to go with what you're doing is P Diddy's essential playlist. I know what it is. They thought they heard P Diddy really. They were hearing P Daddy. And that's from CJ calls me. No. He's like, P Daddy, can I come out of my room? Like, not yet. He's like, P Daddy, I really want something that good chicken shut up. Work hard. That's why he's not here. Look at the fourth game. He's not here. Oh. But you should know podcast. Okay. I was at the gym the other day. And I have to ask you this because I saw, you know, the typical, the bro, like, someone's about to go for PR. They slap the sh*t out of their friend. Oh, Jim bro slaps right when you're in the PR. Yes. So I am, you know, the gym I'm talking about. They won't. So it doesn't matter too much. Let's just say I'm far away. I might probably. Ford like maybe 40 yards away from this happening, but I'm going to fill up my water bottle. So I'm way over here at the power racks. I'm doing some legs. This is happening of the complete opposite side of the bench is by the heavy. So you're on the other side of the gym. Other side of the gym like 40 yards away. And as I'm leaving to fill up my water bottle. I see this. There's two men, probably a little younger than us, probably early 20s. And they start screaming. I don't like that. I automatically don't like that. Say, hey, this isn't, this isn't that, right? Like, you're not that guy. You're not, you're not that guy. So you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy. So they're screaming. And by his feet, it's like one thirties. And I'm like, always, that is a lot of weight. You know, I might scream too if I'm about to do something. I'm assuming some sort of bench with one thirties. Now he sits down at the edge of his bench like this. Dumbbells are there. And his friend, they're talking. And it's one of those slaps. The guy getting slapped had no clue. He was about to get slapped. Yeah. He's sitting down, preparing like this. He's not looking in the mirror. He's just looking like this. And his friend literally goes, in slaps his back. Peyton, this was a slap that I have never, I have never heard anything like that. And the guy had clothes on. It was, I don't know how it popped so loud when he had clothes on. He literally slapped the right out of his back. And the best part is the guy. Most Jim bros, if you're getting slapped and you're like, you know, if you'll you, his friend went, shot out of the bench, literally went like that to where the whole gym is looking at them there. He rips his headphones off, throws him on the ground walks. This is the most awkward walks up to his friend shoves him. Like, he's like, why did you hit me? He shoves him. And then absolutely nothing happens after that. He shoves him. His friends are like, whoo, each goes. And I was like, that was stupid. But I wanted to ask you because that was Larry's. What would it take for you to let me slap you like that in the gym? I can shoot you in the face. No, no, like a gym movement. Yeah. Let's say you're, you have to do some sort of gym movement. Yeah. That like, it's a challenge for your life, maybe maybe you have to squat three, 15, three, four, four, five, something. What movement do you think you would have to get slapped for you to be able to push that. There's nothing in life. Nothing in life. There were slapping me. We'll make me do better except for the bedroom. I'm a good boy. No, that's too much. That's too much. I'm sorry. That's too much. It's funny though. Very funny. Bro, you gotta let me slap you once. You gotta let me slap you and film it. Just one time. Just one poem on your back. That's why that doesn't do anything for me. Do you can experience that rush? I don't feel a rush when I get slapped. I get mad. That's a rush. You take that anger out on the way. I've never been that type of way. People that like lift and they're like angry or something. I don't get that. I've never. That's called push yourself to failure boy. They go to a dark place. Yeah, but that's when I'm like depressed. I don't get angry. I don't get angry when I'm. Wait. What did you just say when I'm angry? I'm not like I don't want to lift. I just want to get. No, I've never in the gym. Yeah, I've never in the gym and like. Like I'm just like bronze lift. I don't care about the gym like that and it makes me think some. Now some of these people they have some serious issues. Oh, deep deep maybe like they're their wife of 10 years. Just got caught cheating. He walked in after after being alignment making power lines all day. Walks in his wife's getting cracked on sofa. Yeah, that'll make you do that. I don't make you squeeze the. The last thing I'm thinking about is weights of that. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to the chip. I'm going to learn how to shoot. But there's some other people due to social media and due to the gym culture. There's a lot of people that have really good life. Yeah, really just stationary living and they are. I mean his main character energy. They think they're they literally think they're fighting the boss monster going to the gym is important. Let me say that. So we're gonna. I'm about to dog on the gym, but going to the gym is important. Like I think it's very important for everybody's life. You should do it. Right. I understand people that don't want to go because there is a lot of gym meet heads that like can ruin the vibe. Oh, yeah, it's like bro, like I've never been like the competitive like if you're in a if you're in a public gym and you're like being competitive with other public gym members. Weird. That's super weird. Like go to a gym where like, you know, yeah, go to a competitive gym. Yeah, that's the volunteer based gym. I'm saying, but like bro, we're at planet fitness dog. Yeah, you know what I mean? You're like, good. You're looking at somebody else and you're like, you said on 20 some local arm. Yeah, like no, it's like a lot of judgment looking like I get that. So don't be that person in the gym. But also you got to understand because I used to be very like I don't want to go to the gym because other people are like that. But then you get to a point where you realize a lot of people don't give a lot of people. There are always the weirdos that they go to everywhere. But a lot of people just are worried about themselves. Exactly. I would argue to say 80 to 85% you're going to have your weird couple bad apples, but that's that's an any profession. Yeah, any profession. It is. You need to let me slap you. Oh my god. I want to slap you to oh my god. I slap you for the intro. No, and we see how why are you get you know, we already have a spanking thing. That is true. Oh my god. You only know about that. Oh my god. Yeah. Do you all know paid and gets spanked by four grown men every day before he before he does the intro? What depends on how many are in here? Could be up to seven. Yeah, we've had record. We've had seven. Slaps before he says, you ever see why I don't start sitting down. Sometimes it's because there's a lot of people behind that camera. It's been sitting down for a while. Have you seen this trend on TikTok? It's called raw dogging boredom. Yes, I if you don't know what this trend is basically there's a trend on TikTok because everybody's dopamine receptors and their attention spans are so bad, right? So basically there's a string where you set your phone, you record yourself, you sit in a room with nothing on you have lights on obviously, but nothing no electronics, no games, no nothing. No music, nothing. You have a timer next to you and you just sit there for like what? 15 minutes, five minutes. - Oh, people do it for an hour. - I've seen somebody go an hour and a half. I never thought I had a problem until I watched a video of somebody raw-dugging boredom for 30 minutes and I started having panic attack. - Oh yeah. - Watching it. - Oh, I could have, oh, I love you to death. I could have told you. - What's the law with sending you down a (beep) spiral? - What's the law that you think I could raw-dug boredom? - See, it's hard with you because I have a realistic answer, but if we were to put that up and test it, you are a very prideful man and you would beat it. - No, I don't think so. - I think you know what that, I'm so bad. - Like, 'cause you're very competitive. If I say 29, you're gonna, you're gonna absolutely make sure you hit third. - I don't think so, bro. - I thought an 85-inch TV and you literally went the next week and it got an 86. - That takes no effort. - That takes no effort, right? That takes nothing out of me. - That takes nothing out of you, but that's who you are. - Raw-dugging boredom, though. I can't do that because I will literally start hearing voices. - You're gonna get people climbing in my walls right now. Oh, panic. - When I saw the first video, it was an hour. It was a guy sitting in a chair like this for an hour. - Yeah, dude. - And I immediately thought I was like, I was like, I think I could do that for sure, 'cause I already have a lot of you cannot. - Oh, yes, I could. It'd be hard. - There's nothing to stem with. You can't grab anything, you can't let's have a toy. - It'd be terrible. - I can do it, it'd be terrible. - I don't think so. - Oh my god, we need to put this to the test. - Should we put this to the test? - We can absolutely put this to the test. - We do this on Patreon. - $200. - If I can draw a dog for an hour? - Yes, it's a dollar. - Tell him you can do it. - It's a dollar a minute. - That's not a dollar a minute. - Dollar an hour. - That's, ooh. (laughing) - $2 a minute. - No, you. - 1.20. - Brother, hey, man. - Whoa. - 60 minutes in an hour. - Yes. - 60 divided by 100. - That's it on even. - That's an improper fraction. - Not even how you want to go about that. - Yes, it is. - How many hours are in an hour? How many minutes are in an hour? - You just said it. - 60. - Yes. - How many dollars would I have to give you a minute to get you to a hundred dollars to get an hour? - Yeah. - So it wouldn't be one because I'd be 60 dollars. - Correct. - It wouldn't be two because I would be 120 dollars. - Correct. - So it'd be like 1.05. - Yeah, and you wouldn't do 60 divided by 100. - What would you do? - You'd do 100 divided by 60. - Why would you do that? - It generally doesn't make sense to me. - Because then the answer is going to be one point whatever, 60 times equals a hundred. Which is what you? - None chance, 100 divided by 60, 1.6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 No chance, 100 divided by 60, 1.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 - One point six times 60. - One point six. - One point six. So I just have some change to give you after that. - No, one point six six, you sh*t back. - Okay, one point six six times 60, 99 point six. - Exactly. (laughing) - And some of those are gonna be seven. You can't, it's 66, like you have to do seven. - I can tell you. - That's not true. Oh my God. No, but you raw-dogging. Back to you raw-dogging. - Raw-dogging board, I'm real, I'm real, I'm real. - Bro. - I go back to you raw-dogging the f*ck out of me. I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - That's 51-38 for your head top, see? Here we go. - See it, I'm kidding. - I work even that. - Oh, perfect. Back to you raw-dogging me with boredom. I'm like this. You're like, oh my God, this is terrible. - I mean, we two of being roommates, that's how I went. I was like, I'm tired of this guy already. You raw-dogging boredom. - Do some of you rights smite about us? - At least I want to read it on Patreon. Hell, no, that would be, that would be hilarious. - They don't even let us into that website anymore. Like the website of me, they don't let us into it. - No, they don't, it's 'cause you have to have, like, you have to put in your ID and stuff. I'm not doing that. - Oh, don't do that. Whoever makes that website will take that image of your ID and then they go, be you. You ever think about that? - No, anyway, you-- - Anyway, you-- - No, you don't need a passport. - Isn't a passport more advanced than a passport? - You think people need passports to get ID fraud? No, I didn't say, no, you don't need it, but it's more high up to get a passport. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that. What's the point of all the other pages in a passport? - It's for like your standard sticker collection for when you travel. - Yeah, but I travel, and they didn't give me a stamp nor a sticker. - I think you have to ask for it. - No matter how I'm like, I ask in Canada, the guy said, no, and I went, this is, like, I always said, I swear to God. Wait, so-- - I swear to God, we were leaving Toronto. - Yeah. - And I said, Toronto, we were leaving Toronto, and I said, hey, man, I don't know this, this is my first time, can I get like a sticker, or like a stamp or something? He goes, ah, it's in the movies, kid, don't do that. (laughing) And I went one, 27 years old, and I had my own kid, don't call me kid, two, what the fuck do you mean, you don't do that? Why would I have a booklet? - So that's what it's supposed to be. So hold on, whenever they gave me my passport, 'cause I'm freshly in the passport game, I'm not a passport, right? - Exactly, you're not a passport princess. - No, passport junkies. - I don't want to be a passport princess so bad. - Oh my God. - Any sort of princess, I'll take the things that you, oh, so I got a passport right, and I was like, I was looking at it, and there's a bunch of bike pages, and I was like, what's the point of all this? - There's hills and like pictures in the background too. - So strange, and then so, I still don't quite understand it, if it's not mandatory to get a stamp nor sticker. - Yeah, I don't, that's a hell of a point. - So what am I paying for? - You give me a little bit of a tiny book that's good for 10 years when I don't even have to prove that I've used it. And there's really no difference between my passport or my ID, except for the picture, I literally look like a flight risk. And so it's like, yeah, no, I think, there's a hot take, I think they do that on purpose. - Yeah, I do not look safe. - I think they do that on purpose. - Yeah, I'm like this. - Yeah, no, they go, no jewelry, no emotions. - Right, no teeth, no smile. And I'm, you think, I literally look like this. I'm like, yeah, it's like a humiliation ritual to go across other countries, but then I also think they do that because if they ever really don't give about you or your plans, they can be like, ah, look at this guy. - Yeah, exactly, no, fly them. - Exactly. Hell, let me smile. Let me show what I'm happy about. Have you ever been, have you ever been my passport picture? (laughing) They'd be like, oh, Pennywise is your wallet. Have you ever been pulled for an extra screening at TSA? - No, only a little play with a giblet's one. - I like when they put a bunch of, yeah. I mean, dude, and he was, my guy was careful, but he definitely felt it. - Okay, now, let's be honest, right? - Maybe jumped, but he can't judge. - You and your jump in pain. - Yeah, dude, it's like I get a double dutch down there. - Yeah. - Yeah, but when it comes to TSA agents, should you have the more strict and the more rude person doing the giblet grab and touchin'? - Yeah. - Or should you have the nice sweetheart that's like third week on the job? - If it's me, I want the sweetheart, if it's somebody else. - You want the rude? - Oh, you're a terrible person. - Oh, but I'm honest, all right? - I think it's gotta be sweetheart. I don't think you can have the f***er of the group grabbing people's genitals. Oh, we got the radar detector went off. - But that's good, that's what you need. - That's what you need. - Boy, you get the right person. - You can, I'm so sorry, I'm so, now, I'm so sorry, sir. First off, I would love your consent. The machine did go off, says you have a radioactive penis. I have to go down there and just make sure there's no weapons or anything that could be a risk, right? Is that okay, sir? Do I have your consent to touch? I don't think that's how it works. I don't think, okay, I'm gonna go ahead though. - You're wrong, Howard. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - But no, I don't want some grouchy, f***er. - Yeah, I do though. But I'm saying, I feel like you could talk down the sweet TSA agent. You can't talk down the mean ones like, "Life's about to back!" - It's like I thought exactly, but why are we talking them down? You don't have anything to hide? Oh my God, if somebody, no, I'm saying not for me, but if somebody does have something to hide, then, that's why you want them to have the hard-rood one. - Come on now. - That's fire, that's fire. And if you're screaming me in the TSA line, you don't, oh God, you're lucky. - Can I be a f***er for it? - Well, I think it's like the privilege of a lot of TSA agents like Noah's, right? I don't like that when I'm recognized in the TSA line, that they just let me go past the security. I'm like, how many people are you just letting go past the security? I've gone, oh, I have gone in so many flights without going through detectors or the little, put your hands up there. Most flights during tour. Robbie got on a flight out of our country without a passport. Think about that. He left our country into another land. - Into another country. The passport, without an ID. - And he had an open war. - Yeah. - I mean, it's like, God, you wonder why people are turning to criminals. It's too easy. - You're making it, they're like, oh, I've seen you made that fun of you. You're good to go. - They're like, yeah, 2001 was a long time ago. - Yeah. - Oh, we're good, we're never out of the game. - Yeah. - Yeah. And I got, but recently I did get swiped for residue. - I've never got that little gunpowder, little sniff swipe thing. - I've never got that quick. And then they did not even run it to a test. They literally were like this. - And they looked at it and they go. - Bit dirty, but I don't think it's anything to do a gun. It's good to sit 'em. - Yeah, that's about it. - Okay, what is that though? Literally, what is that? How are you swiping my palm? - For residue? - Bomb residue. - Yeah, I don't know how that works. - You think I didn't wash my hands after I made a napalm strike? You think I made it in the back seat of the Uber? You're like, I literally made an RCXD in the Uber. I'm sticking tie to my C4 and play more 10 minutes to go. - Straight on my dick, so how's it go? You don't think I'm gonna hand sanitize? Where the fuck? - Maybe it's that 0.1% that the dance has that doesn't get-- - Literally, how can you get that? - You're out of your mind. You think I should have frag on my head. - What the hell? - Is that the form of bag? - Yes, yeah. - Yes, Robbie. - Oh yeah, we talked about that on Patreon. Robbie said he had a C4 in his bag, but he was referring. - Scream to end of the airport. - He got screamed and he goes, "I have C4 in my bag." And he was talking about the energy drink. - Robbie, give me a full bottle of water to go through DSA. - Oh! - The big black object of my bag, I got off. - Yeah, careful now. - Oh yeah, no, no, you always have golden crotch. They always stop you, boy. - But you should know podcast. - Now, I'm gonna tell a story. Do you mind if I tell a story? - So tell a story to get this out of here. - I'm gonna tell a story and I'm giving you permission to roast me, okay? Me and Liv, we're talking about our childhood after the baby appointment and-- - Y'all's own childhood? - Our own childhood. And how we compared and contrasted and it led me to this story that I forgot about. - God, your childhood stories are scary. - So we, there was a day in school where it was like, it was one of like a standardized testing. - I hate those days. - War stays ever. And for whatever reason, are you, you know how you got grouped up by your last names and-- - Right. - So are you, this is probably third grade. Are you gonna got sent to the computer lab? Don't know why. We have a classroom. We got sent to the computer. - I love the computer lab. - The computer lab. - Yeah. - Especially back then, they're circular. There's like a desk, I have like eight computers and it's just like that. - Oh my god, in it. - That's so good. - What? You put NFL Russia-- - Isn't that the game where you do the kickoff return? - Oh my god, I never got passed a snow. - Oh my god, I love that game. Anyway, this test, I don't remember exactly what it is, but I remembered the premise of it was, essentially you had to keep getting questions right to keep taking the test. - Okay. - It sounds familiar. - It's one of those. Like you take it and then once you get passed the, maybe it's like 30, they have to have to report to the state, whatever the hell. It's like, if you keep getting them right, you basically, your test prolongs. It keeps going. Something like that, it's one of those tests. So subconsciously, everybody knows that, 'cause you did the year before. So it's like, it was kind of a hoax, who's last man standing? - Right. - 'Cause that means you're getting the most right, that means you're smartest. Like that was the title, right? - Yeah. - So it's starting to dwindle down. There's like 10 of us left. I'm like, oh, and me now, it's a whole full blown competition. I'm like, all right, I'm top 10, it's not good enough. I'm like, taking my time, intentionally. - Yeah. - Okay, the answer's see, I need to let them weed themselves out a little bit. And I saw I slowly read and I'm like, there's two more down, top eight. I'm like actively trying to finish as first. - Yeah. - It literally ends up being me and this girl. I will never forget that it is so funny. Fake name, her name's Gabby, fake name. Me and Gabby. And she's at a different table. I'm at a different table. We're like in line with each other, but facing the opposite ways. - Okay. - So like, I'm looking straight. She's like parallel with me, but looking this way. - Okay. - So if we look inward, we can see what you just call Gabby. You look at that inward. Is that what he just said? Is that what he just said about Gabby? Come on, man, you're better than this. - Inward. I-N-W-A-R-D, inward, inward, inward. That is crazy. But that's a real word. - That's a real. - That's a triple. - Are you just calling me? - That was three of 'em, he's just calling me. - Even Darryl, Darryl stood up. He's gonna go for it, he's see. - I-N-W-A-R-D, I'm not defending myself again. If we both looked inward, we would make eye contact like this, right? It's down to the last two of us. We're just clicking away and every time we click, we're like this. Now at this point, under my breath, I'm starting to verbally accost her. - Okay. - And I'm like eight, and there's no reason. But I, in my mind, I wanted to be the king of quiz. I wanted to be on top of that podium. - The king quiz of the king. - The king quiz of the king quiz of the king quiz. So I'm sitting there and like, I'm like, you know what I mean, that's smart. You know what I mean, that's smart, stupid. I'm sitting there talking to my breath, and out of nowhere, the golden moment finally happens. Now I cannot wait to see your reaction. Gabby looks, she looks at me, I look at her, we go back, and all of a sudden I see her hand raise, and I go, oh, this bastard, I'm sitting there like, oh, you better, you better be done. Teacher comes up, she goes, I'm finished with my test. At that moment. So the whole rest of the class is still in their seat, but they're like on, like click picks, or whatever it's called, like the color games. At that moment, I scooted my seat back, threw my feet on top of the desk, threw my hands behind my head, and audibly went, (sighs) God, leave, it feels good. (laughs) I'm like eight years old, and you have to imagine it. I'm like, oh, God, it feels good. You know what? The teacher comes behind and goes, it's my feet off the desk, and she goes, all right, you're the last one, close the application, and that's all I got from it. I thought I was gonna get a (mumbles) or a standing ovation from my peers. Oh, everyone's tearing, oh, my gosh. You are so, you're so dramatic. Oh, the more I learn about you, the worse kid I get. I was one of those kids. You were one of those kids. You got called up for GT because your parents paid for it, and you're like this. I did not pay for it. You used to sharpen your pants in front of your cries. No, I, oh, I 100% did that, and I used to bring the football to school for recess, and if I wasn't all-time QB, no one was playing football. (laughs) No. No, no, what happened? No, no, touch me, don't touch me. No, don't touch me. You didn't deserve friends. I go, I go, hey, bro. Hey, we're gonna play some seven on seven today, right? I'm all-time QB, so we really only need six and six, right? I'm gonna play both sides, throw the ball every possession. They go, dude, why are you always quarterback? I go, go find your own ball. Oh, dude, dude, why, why, why? I'm kidding. No, you're not kidding. Well, what point did you realize you're a bad person? I'm kidding, I'm the all-time QB, but I, what? You were like, if I'm not playing, you're not getting the ball. 100%. It's my ball. Why would I give it? Dude, you're the worst. You're the worst. I bring better at sports and get picked. I'm eight or nine years old. I bring a PlayStation, you're gonna play without me. Yeah, a cold day in hell. And you used to raise girls because you would lose all the guys. No, no, the girls just raised me because they liked me my big head. No, you were right here because you liked fighting. No, no. No, there was a girl that joined the Dunk contest, and I absolutely put her in a blender. I remember, yeah, yeah. I dunked on her ridiculously bad. Knees got cut off from the wood chips. Yeah, Cam, you're a bad, I think I would take Neater in the back of the head. What the heck? Just call me. I said, I think I need her in the back of the head. How would you say that? I think I need her. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I need her up there. I said, I was like four of them. I said real close. I need her in the back of the head after I looked in. I'm just here this far. If you're this far, put wall B. California in the comments for kids. These are crazy accusations. I mean, I mean, you can slow down enough for you. They put this in like 0.25. Had a little reverb, dude. Come on now, there's going to be a whole diss track of me. Straight ripping, straight ripping the word. Did you actually say it? No, I'm saying with technology in here. If I find out, you actually said it, Cam. I will look at you different. And that's the thing though, someone could easily make that. That's why today's world is terrifying. Yeah, they could easily make it. Just. Someone could just. Get a couple of millers. No. I go, just get a cup. No, no. I get it. No, no, no. That's a joke. Cam wouldn't do that. I hope not. I mean, Darryl, you're taking the spot. No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't. I'm just kidding. All right. I think. It's time for people's favorit. Favourit, say me, you know what that is? Popco tour, payin' it, Cam. Oh, now this is pre-recorded, because this is, you know, Thanksgiving holidays and such a good person. I give people so much time off. So this popco tour might be a little outdated from whenever this comes out. By the way, still, go get the merch right now. I'm sure it's selling like absolute hotcakes. Go get it right now, link in the most bang for your buck. Just screw, shall bet. I still don't think that's true. Mine makes a lot more sense. And if you're in Texas and you see that blood burger sign, go, go take a picture of it. It's bank for your buck. That makes more sense. Change it. Mandela effect, maybe. It makes more sense, but doesn't make it right. And I'm missing it. And I'm missing it, too. That is crazy that I got exposed. I really, I thought I changed it. Like to like my beautiful black king or something. Miss a noob, that is, that is the wildest. Like I genuinely never would've guessed that in a million years. Miss Anubis. Yeah, that's so funny. You're a six, seven man. Yeah, my pop culture, it's, we're 12 days away from whenever this episode comes out to John Cena's final, final, final, final, final wrestling match last time in his shorts, man. I am. When is it? December 13th at Saturday night's main event. That's his final wrestling match ever. The last time you see him in shorts. He said it'll probably make appearances in WWE, but he'll always see him in a suit. You'll never see him do any entering activity. You'll never see him in the shorts. He's going to be in a suit. I'm, I'm sad, man. He just did, whenever this is filmed, he just did his last Monday night Raw Madison Square Garden. He, it was a fantastic show. him, shame his Rey Mysterio. They were tag team and then Dolph Ziggler came back. I mean, it was like 2010 all over again. That's far. I still don't know why the time it's recording. Still don't know who John Cena's last opponent is, but sadly it is looking like it's Goomther. It is looking that way. Why? No, I think that they're going to hit you all. They're going to hit you all with a curvy. Yeah, they hit you with a curvy. But they've done the, they, they're doing that right now. They're doing the, they're doing the, the, the last time is now tournament to see who John Cena's last opponent is. Oh, that's fire. They're doing a tournament, which is great. I think that's great writing. I love that Dolph Ziggler came. back. Our boy, Javon Evans, he's a YSK family member. Shout out to you if you're watching this. He faced Goonter on Monday. He lost. Dolph Ziggler lost. Zack Ryder came back lost. So I'm not sure who all the nostalgic people that came back that would have been cool. That's not going to be them. So I think it's it's shaped up to be Goonter. I don't know. No, there's no way. They got to do something that's not that's not a good. This is good. There's a star. I mean, there's a star, but there's no, no, you're talking. You're literally talking about and he's put in that he's put in the years. I mean, it's fine. He's a great wrestler too, I guess. I don't think it is. You're talking about somebody that like John Cena. Yeah. That's unreal, bro. There's no, there's no way. It's it's wrestling. It's WWE. You never know. He's either he's either he's either the goat or on your Mount Rushmore. If you're a true WWE fan, like not your person. Oh, John Cena. John Cena. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, he's no, he is the greatest of all time. You can't give him Goonter. I don't know. He can't do it. I don't know. It might be great. We'll see. And no, I'm not going. I can't afford those. Oh my God. What do we what do we do to get you there? Seem me money. Don't like the way you said that. Where is it? Where is it? Location. I don't know. I know. He's got survivor series before then and then he's because he's going to face Dom. He's going to give Dom is entering a continental championship back and then he's going to go up to a certain nightman event and it'll be it. Are you going to cry? Yes or no? You're going to cry. I'll probably shut it. You're 100% going to cry. Oh, so many people are going to come out and clap for him. He's going to cry. Oh, yeah. Cry. It's San Diego. Oh, I'm Mike. I got family on San Diego. Really? I go really. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go out there and send me money for it. Oh, my God. Let's go. Oh, we got to get in there. I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, we only got a minute left on this hard drive. So that was a great pop culture. Sorry. You didn't get one. No, I was. I didn't get one. You say that. Oh, we got a minute left on the hard drive. Oh, yeah. Well, but that was pop culture. Pay in AKM. Pop culture. Pay in AKM. Bow. I can't get us out of here in 40 seconds. SP said earlier. Guys, the merch is live. I promise you, the product is fantastic. The quality is amazing. 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