We Created The World's Greatest Video Game: Green Greg Simulator: Thu Sep 10, 2026

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And then the next one, the quote treat of it was even funnier. TJ, I sent that to you as well. So that's how I found it, and I don't know anything about it. I thought you would know. I saw her. I've seen her on the – How do people think these guys are made? Facts. She makes a mean hot dish, I'll tell you that much. She's putting tater tots on top of everything. Yeah, it's just very funny because it's clearly a TikTok thing that is crossover to Twitter, and whenever it's crossover to Twitter, it gets really mean really fast. Oh, yeah. So that's where I see it because I'm not really on TikTok. She has a big shoulder. She looks like – Is the discourse about her appearance or the fact that she did that fucking video instead of just talking to her husband? I think men are fighting back on women being mean to them, which I don't really – I mean, that would seem like marriage jokes, whatever, like not really – wasn't bothered by it, and then I think it became about her looks. But she seems to be handling it fine. She's like, don't give a fuck. Bad wife. Because I cut my hair even though my husband didn't like it. Oh, she's taking this all the way to Newtown. It's not 1874. It is 2026. I will cut my hair if I want to cut my hair. What's in her hair? I don't think she likes her hair cut. I think she doesn't like her hair cut. She hates her hair cut. Can I say it wouldn't be shocking if she doesn't have a husband? This is what I was just about to say. I've come across this. It's a type of poster, specifically on short-form video platforms, and it's a type of poster. It's a type of poster, specifically on short-form video platforms, that pretend to have a significant other that wrongs them. They go viral every time. They get so much engagement, and then they keep doing it because no one catches on on these platforms. It just algorithmically spews it to different people every time. So they go viral every time. Both parties are concurrently doing this operation, and they're making money from it. She doesn't even have a husband. That was like that one chick I saw who, I think we might have talked about it, who did videos being a single mom making a birthday cake for yourself so your kids know to be happy for you, and then the ex-husband did a clip video and was like, actually, she's a deadbeat mom. She hasn't paid child support. She's a drug addict, like all this stuff. She was just cosplaying as a single mom. She physically couldn't see her kids. Sport mandated. Boy mom times four. Oh, shit. She's got me beat. All right. Easy. Seems happy. They're doing fine. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is real. Yeah, never mind. She's got a husband. What's that first one? TikTok is targeted. I see. We decided that my target audience is men. That's not my target audience. I don't want them. No. I want to go back to the way it was. What the fuck? Girls, moms, people who like colorful clothes, you know, like good vibes. We were having fun. And then all of a sudden. It's all men. And they send me the most insane, vile messages. I think this is what happened to you, Kate. By the way, now a bunch of celebrity women got me over the weekend. It's not ending. It's still going. Yeah, I think that's what happened to her. She was making TikToks being like, oh, my husband won't take out the trash. And then it got into guy algorithm. They're like, fuck you. You take out the trash. Breaks containment. Just a normal thing to happen. Mean wife content is good. I watch every one. Yeah, because it started with the spool of wire guy. Do you remember him? No, no husband whose spool of wire was running low. And he was sad because it showed the passing of time. And he was getting really sad about a spool of wire. And then the wife was just like, what the fuck are you talking? And everybody was like, come on. Like he. Everybody took his side. Yeah. It's also like. Yeah. What are you doing? That's we're working. I'm looking at this. What is it? It's it's wire. It's a spool of wire and I'm almost out of it. Can you see the spool of wire? I'm almost out of it. Okay. And I've had this spool of wire for like 40 years. I bought it like this a long time. It's not a piece of a long time ago, but it's like 40 years of my life. It's in the wire that's gone. Does that make sense? This is what's left. I'm sorry to hear that. And I'm sad for you, but you're wearing your Jets hat and I'm a little concerned right now that you're wearing your Jets hat. I thought that's why you were crying. Okay. I'm done. Poor guy. That's just normal. Poor guy. Also like, wait, who are these people attacking? Like that's normal interactions. Like given, given your like. That was harmless and fun. Yeah. Who cares? That guy was seeing his life pass before his eyes. That was sad. That was sad. That was very deep. Yeah. But like a mom on a mom on Tik Tok, like making fun of her husband and being like, we got to stand up for all men. This is fucking bullshit. It's crazy. Imagine having that mindset. That's all fine. But all he said was it was shorter. Yeah. Her hair was shorter. Yeah. I think you have to really just be like, oh my God, I love it. That's the only acceptable answer. That's it. He probably didn't even say that. Probably didn't even say it. Yeah. He probably said, oh, you got a haircut. It looks shorter. He probably. Kate, whenever you do something weird with your hair, does like, does what does Pat like? Does he? Oh my God. I love it. He noticed the braid bun. He notices. He's a noticer. Really? Notices that braid bun. Good. Clean girl aesthetic. My daughter's the only one in my house who notices when I get a haircut. Really? Yeah. A minute I walk in the door, she, you got a haircut. I'm like, fuck yeah. Yep. Yeah. And Che. I guess. Your daughter and Che. Che and my daughter. Although Che was off. Che's your work daughter. He asked me if I got a haircut. A couple of days ago. It was like three weeks ago. And he, you wanted to count it, didn't Che? He missed mine too. Yeah. I got, Brandon, I got yours the next day. Che might be concussed again. Why? We got a couple of things. Well, the dad is. A couple? Three things, actually, if you want to include the dad. Yeah. The dad is done. Dad is done. It's over. We also, uh, can you go to the gambling cave real quick? Well, I guess you don't have the reverse. Those are new couches. Woo. We did, um. We did gaslight Che into, there's a new TV in there. And we're like, dude, that TV's been here for three years. Oh, that is new? Yeah. All last night. I was like, he was just like, this TV wasn't here. I was like, we all in the gambling cave were like, yeah, it is, dude. That's been here. What are you talking about? Yeah. Oh. Che, we, he bought it though. He was like, I guess I never noticed it. It was directly in front of his face. It's like the, like, it couldn't be more new. And he completely bought us gaslighting him being like, dude, that TV's been here. Maybe like eight different people were like, yeah, that was here last year. Yeah. Well, we all coordinated. And then this one is really bad. This was a text I got from Doug last night. Oh, yeah. That was tough. Actually, you know what? Let's have Doug come in and tell the story. Let's get Doug in here because he could probably tell it better. But Che. He might be concussed. Doug. Hey, Doug. Hey, Donnie. Waiting for us to beg. What up, Chef? Hey, Rick. Holy shit. Hey, Drake Maylover. Let's give it up for Doug. Doug. Fucking sucks. Drake. Where's Drake Maylover? Oh, yeah. Where is Drake Maylover? Drake Maylover. Fucking. He was in his feels last night, too. He was tweeting like, he's like, blitz me. I don't care. Oh, man. His tweets last night were sad. He's like, give me all the shit. I don't care. I want it. He's like, give me your worst. I love him that much. I think he thinks he is Drake May. Doug, what happened last night when you left the office? Oh, I forgot about this. So I walked to my car. I was like one of the last ones out. I walked to my car and I see like a shadow trying to open my car. I'm like kind of looking closely. They're trying to unlock it with their key. It's Stephen Chay. It's Stephen Chay. Shadow form. Trying to open your car. Trying to open my car. And then I go, Steve, what are you doing? That's my car. He goes, oh, this is your car? I thought this was mine. Like, we both have CRVs. I go, Steve, mine's black. Yours is red. Oh, no, Chay. What the fuck? You were just trying to steal his car. It wasn't a car. It was a few things. That is normally the spot that I park in. Okay, but it wasn't. All right. I'll explain. It was very dark. Yeah. It was very dark. So I walked up to it. I mean, I hadn't been in my car in several hours. You forgot what color? It's not like blue and black either. Yours is red. Right. The idea that Stephen, like over five hours without seeing his car, he forgets what it is. Yeah, wait. You said the amount of time it's been? Well, I mean, if he even walks around with a picture of his car and his wallet, he'd be like, all right, just a reminder, this is your car. It's like Glennie Ballsby said. I've been up for six hours. I've been up for 16 hours. What the fuck? I was confused because that's the spot I normally park in, and I went to hit the unlock, and it wasn't unlocking. So I was like, what the fuck? So then I go to try and open it, and it wasn't working. I was looking around, and then Doug's like, what are you doing? It's black. Yeah. I didn't think about that. But I think no matter how dark it is, you can kind of see the color of your car. Yeah. I mean. Shout out to me for not seeing color. You said it was really dark. Don't spin this. Don't give him credit. Don't turn this into a race. You don't see red. Yeah, a black guy and a Native American. you have no problem with oh that's crazy though so you thought like you're like this guy's stealing my car yeah i was actually a little nervous because i was there like the office kind of cleared out at that point um but then once i saw steve i texted you and him right away i can't believe this just happened it's insane it's day one of football season he's making this mistake so i don't know what might happen the rest of the season jay have you bonked your head recently no i don't know we were just doug and i were playing some shooting some hoops last night after everybody left i just i was paying attention to an ebay auction and uh i just thought that was it was where i know my park so that is something i learned last night steven is way too deep on ebay yeah he's deep he's setting uh like clocks he's sending reminders to himself and like oh i do that countdowns but he said that he's doing it he said he's spent more time on ebay than like twitter or any other app correct yeah the last like that's a good groove right there what are you buying steve cards cards he's card hunting did you get it last night i didn't it went out of my range and i responsibly um uh held back okay but i was monitoring it the whole time and you then you just you're like fuck it i'll just steal doug's car well there was like a couple minutes left when i was going doug's car so i was checking in on it uh making sure everything was good but the fact that they're just totally different colors same car though how long do you think you would have tried to get into the car if doug had i had i had another five seconds in me i was trying to wouldn't unlock i don't know if that's true like you were there for a little bit i don't know five seconds i was confused why my key wasn't working yeah i mean i would get that yeah because it wasn't your car and it wasn't the color of your car yes have you ever taken the color blindness test red and black is not a color i mean i can see like i can see kate's pants are red i can see nick's pants are green okay okay you're good you're killing it right now wow but do you think that kate's pants are your pants jay was trying to get it oh i have black pants i've been at work five hours i didn't know jay's just taking kate's pants off what are you doing trying to get oh shit yeah you're right those are yours yeah i've seen last night all right doug so are we gonna fix uh any of the issues about the seating in the gambling yeah do you think do you like the way that it ended yesterday with the middle ish ish yeah we can adjust it stay one rookie move by me to be like hey you know what we'll do we'll do new couches new setup on game one and i sat down and immediately was like this is wrong yeah so and i also got stefan hard side no he he he made the setup and thought i wouldn't notice that like he put my seat in fucking africa i was so far away from the tvs it's crazy it made for the camera angle and some of the ad placement so i'll defend him on that because it did help with that yeah he i bought tickets on the 50 yard line and then i showed up and i was in the end zone i was like what the hell's going on here all right good job doug thank you so yeah steven you might be concussed yeah like if someone were to call the cops and you would have just been like oh i i thought it was my car because i have a black one i don't know if that's holding up jail i mean it's similar enough the two things were common same same make and model is yours a dark red i don't think that parking lot it's uh i think it's technically called red orange it is kind of a weird oh that's lighter red it's it's kind of a weird red or maybe it's called lava red i don't know i got that red too you got lava red i got chili pepper red that's what your truck is oh that is the furthest from black yeah that's that oh my god that couldn't be further from it was it's very dark we don't have like impeccable yeah the car was dark yes yeah yeah it wasn't that dark yeah that's what that's oh no well i'm looking at a black it's getting way red really red i mean this is the only thing you see is the red it wasn't that dark outside it's very dark out you know i think i left it like 11 no there's lights in the parking lot they're not great oh boy dependable steven might be one of those guys who's like he hits 40 and he just becomes 80 yeah because that's a crazy thing i remember growing up um uh brando this was close to your old new jersey home but my dad's sister lived there and we'd visit them i don't know maybe once every six or so weeks and we'd go there on friday nights like watch a movie or something and we pulled up one day and my dad got out of the car and he was like oh my god i don't know why we stayed in the car but he got out first and went into the home and then came out he was like that was the wrong house and he just like completely went into somebody else's house and then came out was like oh shit so it was his sister's house it was a sister and a place we frequented oh so this one's in your family maybe some wrong houses before but it was on purpose i don't want to pick on you steven but the first the first topic on other is fake 49ers player dajon love that scammed women 1.3 million dollars arrested yeah didn't he get arrested like three weeks ago uh so he there's like yeah body cam footage of it or something oh okay so it was a like a tmz headline or something like that oh also this is a oh okay i've got a nice car did he have his helmet please tell me he had his helmet he's a fake 49er of course he has an icon try to get out of the arrest saying i play for the 49ers just keep the bit going do you know who i am give it up who i am yeah you can arrest me boys need me this weekend did you did you see that uh emmanuel ocho snitched on big dom for helping him get out of a ticket we don't know if that was big dom he played for the giants as well fair huh yeah could have been the giants i think ocho was on the giants for like 40 days but in this hypothetical scenario this security person helps out emmanuel ocho right and now emmanuel ocho snitched on this guy being like yeah he's corrupt or whatever disgusting can't be doing that i'm sure every team has a guy getting them out of stuff like that yeah yeah i mean we have a guy like that yeah i mean i don't know if you get out of an arrest especially not that we're not in new york anymore but like security guard mike would definitely like if you got in trouble you'd call him yeah he wouldn't be able to do anything but he'd at least give you advice he'd give you the yeah he'd give you a token effort of doing something right i agree i really wish he was there when i got my peeing ticket yeah you deserve that he probably still would have gotten it but it would have yeah yeah they would have been they would have been scared of him they would have thought twice at least have you pissed outside since yeah camp i don't oh yeah in the city i didn't like use the toilet once no i peed outside so many i just would wake up pee outside yeah i would go outside to pee pooping on the dock was oh yeah i really enjoyed that i did have the hotel room to poop in that was nice yeah good move you stayed in a hotel room oh no not standing brandy you keep you don't have any leaks did not stay in a hotel where people trust you i slept there and then i would wake up and go poop and shower and come back and i told you this during the show while we were there i don't remember that i said it on did you ever lay down in the bed i i slept in the bed oh no in the hotel bed oh i never laid down i don't know you were in the bed yeah i was in the bed it lights out yeah and like and when i woke up yes i i don't know you never the there's a chance the maids that came to the hotel after you checked out didn't have to make the bed didn't have to make the bed once i did not touch the bed i can't speak with 100 certainty that you slept in those beds only time i sat on the bed or i got on the bed was to sit there and put my shoes back on after taking my shower also i'm not i don't care what if i did stay in a hotel i'd say i stayed in a hotel it's not like i wouldn't hide it diva no i showered and shaved and went to hardy's there were the hardys right outside the hotel i had an omelet biscuit every morning and it was good i love a good omelet biscuit from hardy's um r.i.p.o charlie's what oh yeah yeah that was ben mince's doing right did he do it probably how i thought isn't oh charlie's is there oh charlie's in nashville could be i heard a rumor that he brought so much business to the barstool bar in nashville shut down other businesses yeah that's what i heard he uh he tore it down he also said he had many stories from this weekend if we needed content i don't think we need that content no he i got yeah we've all that's i mean that is directly related to yeah he closed it down no he told me we all got cornered i'd imagine about what was the best story he gave you ah man um a bouncer told him too late that he overheard one of a one of the hot chicks saying that she wanted to make out with mince okay that's a hell of a story and mince was like why didn't you tell me when she was here damn wait really she said out loud i want to make out with mince she should have been thrown out for being way too cut off and you're cut off should we should we ask for his funniest story i guess and what would be no okay so i went with him for his what was supposed to be his final checkup yesterday. And at the end, the doctor was like, so you still been like eating well? and everything right he's like lost 24 pounds and she's like 24 pounds because because of the ankle it's like just been eating good been eating right uh protein rice bowl doesn't mention the red out he's on an illegal drug i'm like you should probably mention that yeah she's gonna like force a feeding tube down here yeah from an ankle she's gonna think he's very sick but he was just saying it with pride he's like yeah like thinking that she would be proud of him yeah i'm gonna ask you that question yeah i don't know if you've ever been on walking bitter crutches or anything or or had some sort of medical thing where you had to have something don't you just get to a point where you just stop wearing it oh yeah you don't he keeps going back and they keep saying you got to wear it for another week correct if he's comfortable not wearing it to dinner just don't wear it don't wear it i think the doctor said if you're around the hose you could take it off take it off around the hose but i think you wear it if they tell you six weeks you gotta wear you get to like week four yeah and you take it off and you press down you're like all right that's fine and then i think you just you just take it off i'm not a doctor but i know that i have been injured before there's definitely a point where it's like you're actually making it worse by keeping it on because you're not you're losing strength and like your other side is now getting you know yeah he's lopsided like that definitely happens where it's like like if you wear like a if you like spray in your ankle and you put on like a ankle brace you put it on for a couple days if you keep it on for like a month your ankle's never going to get stronger yeah he's almost treating it like it's a retainer where he's like it's better than sleeping he'll he won't wear it one night but then he's like oh well if i wear it the next two days yeah it'll correct itself yeah hmm by the way when is greg uh zooming in he said uh 115 130 and no spoilers he's got something oh i uh i have a correct development i'm true actually but i've also one is one is public one is uh only a couple days later i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm i think i know this all right i want to hear them both i did spend uh probably 20 minutes this morning just sending greg motivational so and he kept on replying he was like i needed this like i need i sent him i sent a man in the arena and then i sent him to achieve greatness one should live as if they never will die this is also a reminder talking about eating a burrito fast and then the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do and he wrote back that one hits home can you send him like pretty quotes from villains real life oh yeah see if he'll tweet them out like hitler quote send him hitler quote yeah see if he'll get it tatted all right hold on let me find one get him to say that before he starts the burrito just like memorize this and say it before you have your first bite okay do we think mario's his remember guy again today now i've drawn the parallels between greg and men's they're not the same obviously but they're you know there's a little yeah goofiness to them both um same stadium mincy his his downfall a lot he has a lot of downfalls but one thing that we've all identified is that when mincy's like oh it's content time that's when his content's actually dog shit yeah mincy's best content is when mincy's just mincy right right are we worried about this with greg are we worried that greg saying i have something for today is actually not good because we need to just see greg in his element we don't need greg to but the thing is he went through the ringer of barstow idle missouri and we gave him intentional content and every bit was knocked out of the park that's true that's a good point also whatever he brings you're still going to be able to whenever he finishes what he says you just ask one question and he's going to be and he's right back he's going to be like goes right back to oh now titus oh may i ask you something do you want whatever he brings to the table pre-planned to be good or bad i don't know nick that's the paradox that's where we find ourselves with or with uh greg you just don't know i just said him don't let what other people think stop you from doing the thing the things you love that's hitler yeah oh i thought he was talking about like kill destroy sack all right so what's the thing that we don't know i actually want to save it i want him to say it okay but he said one of the things he said he on poor decisions yesterday you know how uh the first day we had him the first day that we did the burrito challenge we call him and he's like oh man i just ate lunch and then nick you were like what did you have for lunch and he says it was a sit-down lunch we're like that's not it's not the answer but he just kept harping on like this was a sit-down lunch i had with my dad and he's painting this picture of just appetizers and you know big entrees and desserts maybe come to find out on poor decisions he reveals in the first like five minutes yesterday that his sit-down lunch was chicken fingers and fries oh my god that was so funny it's like i had uh i was eating chicken fingers but the way he said sit-down lunch it just it implies it like elevated the lunch just chicken fingers and fries lunch chicken fingers yeah nice sit-down lunch chicken fingers sit down that's perfect greg though that is greg yeah it's greg and greg's dad so his belly was full of chicken fingers day one what we learned they were just at the kitchen table didn't even go out sitting down i think for the finale well for most people sit down lunch at least for me when i hear sit down i think of like you're being waited on you think about my restaurant now that i'm realizing greg is a stand-up eater that's what we've learned about him is that he stands up and bends down and gets his big bites so he calls standing lunch lunch lunch and literally anytime he's sitting down that's like mcdonald's he could go to a fast food place and as long as he's sitting down it's a sit-down lunch for him is what we learned yeah if he's eating chicken fingers we also didn't press enough on like he called the pisser thing yeah i'll just use pissers you said pork or urinals and he said oh i can do that i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that i can just use pissers what was in your burrito kyle can you think of like uh because i asked him pork or urinals yesterday two very unrelated things and make him decide between the two yeah okay you're good at that because what did i ask i asked you one brandon yeah you asked me you were on pork because you asked me pork chop or watching the nba no i said comedy movie uh yeah yeah you said you pork chop or swimming i chose i could lose swimming you said swimming or comedy movies i'd rather have comedy movies in my life and then watching the nba and yeah watching the nba versus comedy movies i think i can't tj can you find that uh pill thing that we did on mostly sports a couple days ago what was that uh i did that here didn't we oh the red pill blue pill the oyster oh yeah it all runs together it does yeah it's all one song it really is it's all one song you can teleport seven seconds away yeah because mango answered it on yeah i want i want the boys to dress this one danny on when you went to the doctor's appointment did you get the whole gamut of uh nashville stories surprisingly no he just kept saying though that it was the most packed the bar has ever been and it was a wild success for him i feel like he's claimed that nashville bar to be the most packed it's ever been multiple times now every time he's there breaks the record but wasn't wasn't gonna be packed anyway of course yeah sure all right no come on brand the barstow bar in nashville when all miss fans come through probably gonna be doing pretty good no brand no come on yeah here you go there's your choices the couch boys brought this to mostly sports communicate with oysters free gravel free gravel for like can teleport up to seven inches away look 10 hours younger can run as fast as albert einstein speak the extinct language katan control can control any toaster with your order that's crazy it i know i'm jumping around bro's second nose can instantly see inside any empty container i said free gravel yeah it's free money there's market for gravel which there is yeah you yeah that's how i think it's toaster i thought toaster as well yeah toaster because toaster you could probably i could get you like a world tour yeah that could get you a residency in vegas for sure yeah now somebody brought up you can see inside any empty container if you were competing in a game where you had to choose where the thing is and you can see inside the empty container you can win that game you would dominate our box game but how often oh you dominate you could do a lot with that how often is the lay person in that but is it still well you that would be your act everyone bring a container and i will tell you what's inside and then i think that would wow the audience you can only see inside the empty one yeah you can't see the other one so even if there's a ball in there it wouldn't be empty so if it's got something in it you can't see inside of it do i get to choose where my second nose is useless oh it had i assumed it was face second nose could get you some play on social media or uh yeah hold on a second where's katan from could you dunk with teleport seven inches away and can you go through walls yeah teleport so if you jump within seven inches of the rim you jump and then you're like teleport me seven inches higher oh i guess you just teleport twice then yeah teleport until you well that's it that's it that's cheating whoa it's teleporting i didn't think there was a limit like can i get past security if you're if you're bought you could a good boxer dude teleport punch teleport back yeah you know isn't that just moving you could have sex without having to do anything yeah i do that you just what i only need to you'd never get you would never get picked off with a uh seven inch lead is anybody getting picked off with a seven inch lead not me teleporting teleport right back yeah what about like oh what about uh like the touch push touch push but great example seven inches is not enough wait if you're a bank robber and the wall's six inches thick yeah can you go through walls go through a teleport through wall teleport you blink blink so you have to then you start to lay up against the wall teleport to the other side oh we can teleport into the wall and you're stuck you try to pull it off but only half of you makes it out oh that would suck you split in half someone says hey can you scooch over oh that's good teleport you don't have to stand up just boom yeah yeah i guess that's probably not uh not the pick what's this guy doing spade tyler spade you just keep bringing the uh weird pieces of equipment and moving them why did that need to be moved i don't know he's probably doing something probably why do we have hockey goalie i don't know he's coming out with random equipment that was from a after dark i believe at least one of those sets has jerry puke all over it oh oh we can sell that tate has calmed down by the way tate has yeah that's good yeah can we just being performative which was can we have a conversation about that yeah what that show does have it might have a shelf life to the host yeah whenever they sign a new contract right so we need to sign him up and then let him oh he just signed a new contract that's why he's ready to be done who uh deutsch it gets you it gets you security and then you deutsche green greg green greg would be a green crack hosting after dark him trying to plan couldn't do it the loophole the amount of loopholes that he would keep open yeah i don't think he would know to keep the chat would flummox him but it could be like a good reset because like some of the challenges get so crazy and you're trying to like you know you set like this absurd bar to reach for and then you can't reach and you gotta reach you gotta change the rules and all that with greg it could just be like eat three hot dogs yeah you know and one stream and then you just watch it you know like it would deutsch be too good deutsch would be too good that's yeah nothing would he had the greg we just we we calm everything back down it's like a reset for the show just give him simple tasks yeah eat five hot dogs by midnight tie your shoes tie your shoes tie both shoes the hardest part about him eating the hot chip would just be getting it down all the way he'd be too full oh i'd love to see green greg hot chip would it help tate's mentals if it was like uh once a month some we spun a wheel for host or just like a guest host host the show is torture it is i think he's fine that was that was a great stream he was i think he's been building up this for a minute but he was mad because our it was the in the house complaint which i also don't think titus and max were really complaining they were kind of i don't think they were serious with it yeah and but i i think he's been acting the same way jerry acted towards the end of the of his run with it do you know what is real though in serious tate's five thousand dollar bonus bet yeah it is yeah it is yeah in the end tate tates the big winner megan ripped ours last night i followed it was awesome it was electric by the like i think we got it by one yard huh boy drake may was bad he was yeah stinky dude drake may lover i fucking love it do you see also drake may only has uh beers five times a year i think is what they said so i think they said no beer but pina coladas on the beach which i'm kind of love that pina colada drunk at the beach or pool i'm more of a daiquiri guy that is a very fun drunk steven chase said it's instant diarrhea when he does it not an instant but some of the worst it started for my dad really i don't think i've ever seen him take a sip of alcohol my brother luke didn't drink growing up my brother beau doesn't drink something where i just followed people that i really admire that's my dad my oldest brother luke i'll get on the beach and have a pina colada but i'm not one to drink i probably drink less than five times a year ten times a year i've been used to people i admire putting away something that feels like okay i mean i don't really that's not really something to make fun of like he's just well now i'm sure the sentiment is oh this pussy better dress pathetic fucking loser better start drinking well katik was like from a like locker room guy's standpoint like you got to go have beers with the fellas every now and then so he's missing out on that but yeah sounds like he's pretty well adjusted and he's like yeah i have goals that right don't include drinking does brady drink i don't know i feel like a lot of them are like that but they just don't say it well people just don't drink as much anymore right when the buccaneers won the super bowl it was like a huge like oh he was publicly drunk and everybody was like oh shit we never even seen this side of it right but a pina colada hates to see him coming i mean i don't really drink i think people follow me i don't really drink yeah i think people i mean i used to i think i've set the example and i'm not most of america has followed my footsteps right but you never really drank nope i'll have a glass of wine here or there i haven't been drunk since 2007 that's not true i've been really drunk since 2007 you're wasted every super bowl dinner every super bowl i don't get burgundy tea i have three i drink two glasses of wine no sir i don't get drunk around camp you were wasted i was not yeah camp you're pretty slosh no i i have one beer at camp uh it was more than one i had two then and i've seen and dan that's not the same thing did you fucking toke we were smoking doobies red i've seen you wasted plenty of time oh you haven't brandon yes like 10 different restaurants when you you start acting up yeah you do what are y'all going up to the hostess and say pick a hand what are y'all doing you're wasting time making balloon animals i was not yeah you're fun yeah don't you like the feeling i've been drunk since 2007 that's not true it is true yeah two glasses of wine at the super bowl the last four hours is not is is is not drunk wasted what about you might be what about when cobble rolled through what about that day i was fine i don't know it was fine i don't know that was y'all that was everybody all right why has the cobble rolled through chicago yet i know i know i'm brandon yeah you haven't been drunk since when 2007 the 20-year anniversary of the drunk yes and get you wasted wow case race race case race yesterday and they were like which is a very funny just you guys have gotten drunk no those moments where you're like this is my job we were in a high level meeting with like you know production sales everything talking about 2027 they're like so you guys can do a case race i was like yeah we'll do a case yeah let's flip let's invert let's do the inverse we're all refs and you're the only one brandon that would be awesome brandon walker case race brandon versus chay oh my oh no a mono emano cage match i'm a ref and that'll be a holy fuck brandon it's been 20 years since you've been drunk that would be awesome a brandon versus chay heads up case won't be live it would suck no that would be awesome because you're competitive and i bet you could put down 15 no maybe eight okay maybe you're competitive chay's annoying i don't i don't i pass y'all can't make me do anything i don't want to do that's not true correct i think about every day you do something you don't want to do yeah you come here you're on the yak show up here return from the bathroom hey you kind of snuck out yesterday i didn't know i didn't i had an interview who what what did you i don't even i don't think you missed anything no i did i thought i thought this end of data day where steven chay gave it to the ravens with ray rice what ray rice was the picture he used wow wow steven ravens will win the super bowl and ray rice who they beat the super bowl lions detroit lions yeah that'd be a fun super bowl really uh by the way speaking of football being back steven want to do the draft kings read real quick yes the wait is over football is here and so is draft kings the draft kings sports app is now live in all 50 states that means from texas to california to illinois every fan is in on the excitement and this september draft kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted every football game day that's right every game day all month long draft kings customers can get a football profit boost one app every sport all 50 states new 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sportsbook predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability fairies by state limited time offer nice i like that whisper at the end you do every time are you guys excited for the 49ers game tonight oh in australia yeah very much yeah i keep oh my god these guys who score touchdowns kyle were you close with any of this happened the end of last year too i sprinkled 20 different first touchdown guys and it's always whoever it was last night how many did you have that happens so often now 20 you put in 20 first touchdowns along with other like parlayed what jersey had wait was this all in one game all in the same game yeah jersey had like eight i went from like mac holland's all the way up to remandre the guy who scored no he's even on the list yeah i think so uh mike vassal's here from the white socks he's gonna run the gauntlet what's going on hello how's it going hi can you set it up wow do i reckon yeah he was here last year he did it last year but also did he just uh yeah right here no right here picture yeah did you did you hug the guy that you were getting out no that was no you're thinking of peyton fuck yeah my bad uh yeah now i'm uh people say i go by the wizard now you're the wizard now yeah this whole thing i love that don't don't be ashamed to be going by the way you're playing coy oh you're on that awesome t-shirt upstairs that is me that's you you're the one yeah the magic started at the barrel oh yeah that's me on that t-shirt so awesome yeah welcome back wait so how are you did you get tommy john i i did yeah how how was that uh obviously the injury sucks but with the injury sucked yeah i was uh in spring training facing freddie freeman and i threw a change up and i said oh wow uh there's a knife in my elbow like cutting it out and then mri ligament torn off the bone um yeah yeah i've got the surgery photos my phone's over there it's disgusting do you feel like less of a man that happened on a change up so yes but but then my first heater with a torn ligament was still 94 so i was like oh you stayed in for two more guys yeah oh my god yeah yeah it was it was it was yeah it was a damn experience oh my god yeah so how's rehab going have you you're not throwing yet september 18th is like the first day i throw a baseball i've been throwing against the wall i mean i'll be honest rehab sucks like it's it's not it's not fun now what's gone along with it the team you know because most guys go to like arizona florida right the team was like you got to be in the clubhouse you gotta just do crazy stuff and hang out and um that's awesome yeah so it's been that part's been awesome yeah did you run out getting that scuffle yesterday or so so every time right now i i i am more of an offensive guy so i sit in the batting cage while we're pitching i'm going down the the dugout steps to go back sit in the cage listen to the game on the radio talk to the hitters whatever the scuffles like starts i'm like trying to run up behind our hitting coach who is legitimately like a bear up the steps i try and get over the railing like look i almost trip catch myself and then hit like a dead sprint and i'm like looking in and as i'm running up uh o'neill cruz and i'm like you know what like what am i doing you know but it happened so late yeah like super late because the pitcher was almost back in the dugout and next thing i know like people are screaming wait so you go do you go back and forth from the dugout to the batting cages yeah the cage is legit yeah right right in the dugout yeah got it yeah so just hang out with those guys in there and so white socks dave's gonna throw for you today yeah he's football toss is gonna be white socks dave everything else you got yeah yeah because you start here right yeah oh i guess he's got to throw can you go offhand for the bags oh i can flip it underhand yeah yeah wait wait so about shooting a basketball is that gonna hurt your no no i'm good i know the torque of throwing yeah so it goes here to hoops right no no here to soccer soccer then hit a baseball hit a baseball throw white socks dave will throw the football basketball basketball trivia yeah yeah we're doing this yeah let's do it all right here we go thank you by the way for always wearing the stella blue hat yeah i love it yes sam at uh excel yeah there's stella blue stuff going all around the locker room oh i fucking love it thank you boys i gotta send you guys some coffee okay t-shirts love it fuck yes what's what's the strangely placed green dot what is that yeah what is your green dot what's your green dot they gave us some stickers when i came in huh what who's that yeah who they're marking you know why they probably started doing that what was his name tom tom tom wait we're doing stickers no someone's this is wait what is like a spider joint yeah wait who gave that to you spider because that's like the fire green sticker yeah okay all right wait you gotta start with the bags on the ground that's a spider move yeah hey buddy i'm gonna need you yeah you just gotta get one in green stick all right you ready tj oh he's good he's got the sticker i know you were we're just in here not too long ago but that's so funny i wonder if that's an actual whenever i'm ready uh all right all right when tj's ready you just let me know teach ready all right here we go three two one go here we go oh no for real oh that was close oh there you go you got it you got it you got it you got it twitch needs redemption wow george you suck george falling apart there you go that's it blue white socks dave oh no oh he's trying to impress him good time damn oh you're on now titus if he breaks the record is this going to be an asterisk i think it has to i mean that's for the judges to decide but i think this is the official white a throwing record like there's a new category i could put a note on his uh but are we saying having white socks dave replace an mlb pitcher for throwing as an advantage he'll certainly say that he'll say that mike ran this last year by the way and he got like a 235 so green dot we got to figure out this trivia trivia here we go you just got to get 10 total pro sports teams in california oh yeah you can rip that yeah any of them california chargers rams dodgers angels ducks uh ducks uh oh my god oh my god hot hockey not hot not hockey sorry nfl mlb oh oh oh nfl and mlb it says mlb nfl gotta be uh nba as well hey there's a b a there is nba there's got to be clippers lakers there you go um mlb oh my god three face cards and poker at the bears three face cards and poker space uh face cards face cards face cards face cards the cards with like a literal face on yeah yeah yeah yeah my mind's going oh kings yeah that'll be two that will get you two uh that's two yeah we try to think mlb flavors of skittles flavors of skittles uh types of lime is that yeah yeah yeah lime that's one of them so the i can do anything yeah yeah you can jump around bears uh kodiak grizzly black bear yeah those all count yeah honey bear you got it you got it you're done 223 honey bear are you talking about winnie the pooh that's a type of honey bear i don't think so dude honey bear i think all bears are honey bears right yeah but isn't there isn't there a honey bear i think you're thinking of winnie the pooh oh my god giants athletics padres what am i doing all right let's see where you went still a pretty good time yeah very good time that never gets any easier no it's it's like a mad dash and you're just oh with white socks throwing the football nice note all right 223 where was he last year top 25 percent yeah did i beat my school oh yeah you did i did yeah all right all right but there's a little you know there's always gonna be a little star next to it yeah yeah who did you beat let's see joe thomas jimmy tetro sam talon zach allen you beat zach yeah colt colton cowzer CM Punk CM Punk CM Punk RG3 John Summitt Yeah John Summitt Greg Olson Rudgeman Jerry and Kyle Jared from Subway Jared from Subway Carson Palmquist He beat Jared from Subway The Spokesman Yeah Look at my little green duck Who the hell put that on you? Who put that on you? I'm slightly blanking Was it Spider? The man at the front desk The very nice man Security guard Are you pro or anti-dot Big Cat? I don't know Might be into it This feels too professional to give people a dot Like just wandering We had a wanderer the other week That's what I was told But now if people see this they'll just get a green dot Yeah that's weird TJ can you just buy a Rolls Royce? Roll the green dots from We'll have to do a different color every day How did Was he like hey put this on or You can if you want He was like kind of put it off center on your torso He didn't stick it on for him right? Okay You know I was like Where do I put this green dot? Was he adamant about you putting it on your body? I mean he's Did he watch you put it on or he just handed it to you? We put it on in front of him yeah Did you push back at all? Were you like I've been in here before You didn't make me do this last time? Why? Well we were in here last year So I didn't know you know what's going on Policy has changed We're a green dot place now This seems like a fetish from the security guard Right Yeah We're doing dots He just wants everyone to have a green dot Yeah It's alright I like that your first two bears you said were also dip brands Those were the only two That was a real baseball player Kodiak Kodiak and Grizzly Yeah Yeah It's on my mind Honey's kind of a dip too isn't it? I guess so Is a honey bear not a type of bear? Yeah I just looked it up It's the name of a The familiar name of a bear The name of a kinkajou Oh What? That is the name I'm glad they went with honey Yeah Yeah Is that the name of a bear? Yes Oh my god we have Oh look at those dots So now you're covered in dots Now you're allowed in the office So do the different colors represent access? Like you can go in the PMT studio with that red dot Different days Ah So is today Green The green dot Green dot today Oh my god What was the explanation? So that we don't have random people walking around But you're the first I've ever seen wear the dot But is this like the Thursday dot? It is It's the Thursday dot But now that we How do you decide who even qualifies to wear a dot or not? It's people who are visiting the office But now that we've done this People are just going to show up with dots But your other guy isn't wearing a dot Oh he's got a dot on Where is he? He's in the gambling case Joe Joe's got a dot He's got a green dot We need a new system We need a new system There he is Joe's got a green dot See Oh he's okay then This is really silly And I like it I love it Look at me I'm dotted up Yeah I'm not going to say what the other ones are days wise Because we don't want to give it away Yeah but I feel like every time we guess You'll be able to No we have to just We'll just have to switch them up Okay You've got to randomize Monday That way you don't know And a stranger can't buy five stickers Yeah but you'd have to guess right Yeah we've got to find out Monday What the Monday dot is But I will say It's yellow If they do guess right They are allowed We don't know But this is a live show If somebody sees him with a green dot They're like perfect I'm not going to reveal But I'm not going to reveal But Monday and Friday are both yellow Okay Okay The size of the dot matters Yeah true It's got to be Yeah They don't know which one It's more the motion of the dot You don't write anything on the dot You don't say This is my name This is how long I'll be here It's just I guess someone walking in Pre-dotted Would They'd be like Dude what are you doing Why are you pre-dotted We didn't give you the dot Yeah you walk in But if you have to go to security To get the dot anyway Isn't the dot redundant Oh you're right I think it's more so Everyone else knows Like hey This person's Supposed to be here Because they have a dot Also you got to throw that dot away When you get home right You can't keep the dot for next time I'll take the dot off Wait wait You want me to take the dot No you could keep the dot But you can only come on Thursday I'm curious if security Will be like As you're walking out the door Like whoa Give me that dot back Give me the dot back It's like saving a lot of wristband Maybe I'll keep the dot On this shirt The rest of the year Yeah That's probably the best And if you wear that shirt again You just have two dots Oh Unless you come back on Thursday I can't walk in with a Yeah It is so funny That this was like a big plan By our security team And like They probably were like As soon as The yak sees anyone With a dot It's over Yeah I'm just trying to think Like make an ice cube Put a green dot on This is like a real Kindergarten move It is Yeah Yeah we could have gone Like stamp on that Yeah you're right Name tag When Cam Newton was here Put Cam in the dot Put a green dot on Cam Newton When he came through Yeah Cam Unfortunately I'm going to have to Stop you right there I'm going to have to Dot you up Where's your dot We had two guests On mostly sports this morning Brandon and Mark I don't recall either of them Having a dot Either one of them had dots I think this might have been Within the last like hour Wow Oh really This is like the first Maybe I'm like You were the first dot Oh my god I'm like a secretly dangerous guy Yeah Wait can we keep his dot For like a yak card Yeah Wait were you Did Joe get the dot Or did you get the dot first We were both handed dots But who got it handed first I think Joe got the dot Dot first Oh so Joe's got the first dot So your dot is irrelevant Taylor McGregor and Hannah Mears Did not qualify for dots Did not get dots Women don't get dots Yeah Right because A woman wouldn't just Come here Put this sticker on your body We're desperate to get women Inside this building Yeah A woman being here Means she has to be here For something Right Yeah We're pretty certain You're not sneaking in here If you're here We gotta make There's a reason you're here You're here against your will Yeah Yeah Someone made you do this Oh shit Yeah we just Dot the dudes You gotta make Mincy Stamp the pickleball girl himself Yeah I got it Don't worry I mean dot technology Was Taylor McGregor in today Yeah She was I noticed Mincy Was not in his spot upstairs He was Just like hanging Like a bat Out of your studio He didn't get her He said Wow she snuck out on me Damn Yeah Damn She got past Mincy She's curious She was just there Tate also posted a Mincy update Oh let's see it Devastating news One week ahead of our departure For the LSU to Ole Miss game The Mincy and Tate magical connection Might be gone We just met to cut his promo For the trip Looking for lodging tickets etc Has he resorted to gaslighting me Uh oh Hey we might sit in the student section Sunday We're gonna hit the Grove Saturday We might sit in the student section Sunday We're open to anything and everything We just want to get out Is the game Sunday Saturday 6:30 Oh I think you said we might sit in the student section Sunday I didn't say Sunday but you You didn't say Sunday No start over We're gonna hit the Grove Saturday We might sit in the student section Sunday We're gonna hit the Grove Saturday We might sit I didn't say that He is gaslighting her Wow Is he That drug is making his face Yeah He's losing a lot of weight In his face though Only He's making his hair better Yeah That's the hair surgery He's finally taken huh Yeah He's finally got it I want him to be like Hot as fuck I think that would be hilarious if he gets sexy He's our heartthrob Yeah Man Like Like handsome Mincy Like handsome Squidward It would be unbelievable Just the chiseled He starts actually dating Taylor McGregor He cheats on her Oh man I feel like he like does And this is a compliment to him Taylor McGregor like exposing his DMs Like I caught my boyfriend cheating What was that clip Just talking about how he's looking I saw this in a gambling the other day Just randomly He just had a ripped armpit and weird hair His hair yeah He's trying to He does have a ripped armpit and weird hair Yeah He does have a ripped armpit and weird hair He does have a ripped armpit and weird hair Common final score in the NFL 27-20 That's right No 21-14 Okay No 24-21 No 20 13-10 Oh man What is it Yeah What is it You guys don't know No How do you work at a sports company 24-21 Oh that's because I said that 21-17 20-17 20-17 is good 21-17 17-14 Can we get the answer Somebody tell us Yeah we're just going to keep going So I noticed he's got a boot on 20-17 Yeah What is it 20-17 That is the most common answer to this question He got hurt Alright so To put it into like MLB terms Imagine if in five years you still were rehabbing from Tommy John I think I'd just retire Yeah Yeah Yeah I would hang it up Yeah Vince he's retired He broke his foot walking They gave him a walking boot He was barely even walking though Dan Barely even walking They gave him a walking boot He then was in a wheelchair for like a couple weeks Even though he had a walking boot Now he's in the walking boot It's been about a month and a half Well yeah tiny crutches phase Tiny crutches phase Month and a half He's now to the point where he When he goes out to dinner He takes off his walking boot But he insists that he has to still wear his walking boot So that'd be like me wearing my Tommy John brace just all the time. Is there like a purpose to him wearing the boot Like a track Sympathy Brand recognition Yeah I've said it's Rip Hamilton in his mask Also I think the longer the doctor tells him he needs it The more he has to go to the doctor So the doctor's probably getting visit fees The doctor is it a hot doctor Oh I got a boo boo It could be It was a lady doctor It's a female doctor A lady doctor Mincy going in and just being like look at this She just puts a bandaid over a scratch Ben you really don't have to come in for this He might be doing it for lollipops Stickers We should hand out lollipops with our stickers Oh you have to have a lollipop No you give the sticker back and you get your lollipop That would have been nice to get a lollipop With the sticker Or a little balloon I could tie it to like My waistband Floating above me all the time Oh man Alright well Mike thanks for stopping by dude Yeah of course Great to see you Best of luck rest of the season Get healthy I know that's the biggest thing If you were healthy you were swinging on O'Neal So About that That guy is so massive He's so big The thought went through my head last night Would it have been sick if I came in and threw a flying Punch for no reason Like just being the last guy One almost tripping Breaking my neck Catching myself And then like throwing like a punch But then I was like You know what that guy's massive They've got some big bodies in Pittsburgh They do Big guys Connor Griffin's huge He's yeah Yeah Do you think O'Neal Cruz swinging a sledgehammer In the batter's box is performative? So to like he's playing with a sledgehammer He warms up That's his warm up bat Yeah so Yeah I don't know the purpose of the sledgehammer I don't know if it is to literally like Strike fear in us Because he did hit a baseball the other day That legitimately would have killed somebody If it hit them in the head It might be slightly performative Yes Yes Yeah But who's gonna tell him? Right So that's the other part Is like who Yeah who's gonna go up to him and be like Hey stop Stop swinging that sledgehammer Like he'd look at you and just be like Hey put that down man Yeah Yeah He'd look at you and just be like No You know Oh man So Yeah Yeah Alright yeah well get better Thank you See you back out there Yeah Casting spells That's fucking You're living the dream I know you don't want to be injured You want to be playing Yeah But being able to like hang out with the boys Cause that's Oh it's I feel like the worst part of injuries is You know in NFL or Major League Baseball It's like you're just not on the team Like we're buddies with Justin Steele It's like he's just spent the entire season in Arizona Yeah you're just non-existent Right Right And now it's You know I'm hanging out with everybody That's awesome You set up team dinners and stuff like that It's It's a pretty good gig That's sick Have you made though Has there ever been like a loss this season Where you like tried to lighten the mood And everyone's like dude shut up Stop playing So my roommate Chase Mydroth Who I love to death He's like my younger brother I tried to cheer him up And he's known for having slightly a bad temper And he snapped at me And he looked and he goes Mike enough Enough Tired act Tired act And then we're facing the Yankees once And I just said one statement I was like yeah God you know Score a couple runs here Garrett Cole was pitching And he goes You go do it then That's incredible And I was like Chase I'm just literally saying a statement You know Like I get I can't do anything right now But yeah there's been a few moments of those But no Everyone I think I think everyone likes me Yeah I think Well I mean they wouldn't have you stick around No I know I know yeah I think that's proof of it right there Yeah so Yeah A few of those moments though Yeah Alright well thanks man Yeah See ya Of course thank you Yeah Get better Let me do an ad real quick Roback Roback 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everybody in the whole city Loves the Phillies Right Does it suck Playing in a two baseball team town When you're young And going out Because then you got to deal With the Cubs hecklers All over the place I bet like Good point I bet it's still probably pretty sweet But it's not as You're right You're not It's not as sweet You're not the market You're not the only one in town I also think Unless you're There's only a few guys On each baseball team Who I think get recognized Like all the time Okay Do you know what I mean Because baseball players Kind of blend together Yeah Where they kind of And they're just like Regular dudes Yeah like Many of them can go anywhere Right Yeah But like Like PCA is going to get recognized PCA is getting recognized But More comedy Probably would get recognized At this point Certainly to the level Of being heckled as well Yeah Like If you're going to heckle a guy He's got to be There's like one guy Maybe on each team That you might heckle Yeah Right And PCA Is that guy Yeah But no player's ever like I just want to play In a one team town I'm sick of this It's never really like It's probably not a problem I bet Most Yankees are both famous enough And then But maybe Cubs and White Sox I bet there's White Sox That through the years Have been like Cubs get too much Enough now Yeah Yeah There's that with the Nets Knicks and Brooklyn Oh yeah Greg is starting to purge Oh my god There we go Where is he Greg Greg What the What He's on campus What the fuck Hey guys Where are you Look at all the pop The pop Columbia, Missouri No way Wow Is there a school In Columbia, Missouri Yeah, Mizzou Is that your Was that the big surprise What What's the surprise Like the University of Missouri We're ready for the surprise Oh that's it Yeah No that's a good surprise Greg Who's filming you Greg I don't know I could be better I could do better You're in Missouri I never thought you'd be in Missouri Holy fuck What a twist from Greg Do they not Do they not mow their lawn Who's filming you Greg It was a good reveal Greg It looks really nice Say the line Oh It's a me baby It's him Greg what did you You didn't reply to the last couple quotes I sent you What quote The text I sent you Oh did you send more My phone probably was on do not disturb No I see it It's not on do not disturb anymore Look at the quotes I sent you some good quotes Greg What is it Memorize a quote You can look And then say it beforehand And it would be like We're going to put it to like inspirational music Oh wait no I was watching it on the way here No I'm not saying that Greg you were eating chicken fingers the other day Yeah Look at that face Your sit down Your sit down lunch was chicken fingers Was that a bar and grill It's not my fault Okay It wasn't no fast food It wasn't fast food chicken fingers No It was a bar and grill chicken It was nice chicken tenders The other thing The other thing I wanted to ask you about You brought this to my attention the other night When I was texting you I wasn't sure if this was something we could publicly say or not I found it fascinating I would love for you to say I would love for you to share with the people If you're not comfortable You don't have to Should I not say the brand No you can say the brand Well I don't want to get in trouble Okay don't say the brand Okay Don't say You don't have to say anything I just I thought it was funny Oh I mean I magically got banned on a Cash Not cash app But something like a cash app Give a fake name Yeah What And I have to now use my grandpa's phone Phone number for verification Under my account And I had to make a brand new bank account And everything Just so I could use this app to send money Yeah Because Titus was being very nice He's banned on He's banned on Venmo Oh okay Wait that's a big sponsor of ours Why That's why I didn't want to say that Why are you banned? I don't know I just Said the line How do you get banned? How do you get banned? You told me that And I was stunned How Are you collecting money from like Is it fantasy football? Did you do football? Did you do a pool? it's like pizza and beer pizza and beer any any porno greg no not to my knowledge are you you're getting money for beer or you're paying for beer yes well not a yes or no well no i'm still i'm still team greg i'm still team huh so you have no clue why you're banned from venmo no and they and i've asked them like four times and they sent an email and they said this is the last time we're emailing you you will not find out why we banned you that that was said in the email i can i can try to go and find it okay all right starting with a taco greg yeah dude it's soggy okay all right greg greg how has the welcome been on mizzou's campus you are a representative of that university has it been where's all the quad action yeah where's the where is it everybody's in class what's the rallying cry everyone's in class yep it's a giant university there's just no way that's the same class literally everyone has class greg no one's not in class greg do you ask can you yell like miz and then they say zou is that how it works get them going greg i'm starving dude i want to eat all right so what's the what's the greg world record for taco that's uh 39 seconds but i was gonna ask am i eating all this combined and added up or individual no i think it's individual right yeah okay yeah well if we can do combined it's the world record if he's doing back to back to back yeah but i like i like that we have days of data here okay like tomorrow he's gonna have to do it again yeah monday it's gonna be so good tomorrow monday all right greg whenever you're ready okay all right three two one there it goes on the campus of beautiful university of missouri oh my god what are those in the background just big pillars big pillars yeah okay giant bed greg is in missouri holy shit oh my god holy shit oh my god he gets on campus man you get a different and time wow 25 seconds wow hey greg i actually think that you can stop doing this challenge the day that you break your record on all three so i could stop today if i this is the one that i don't know if i can ever break again why because you actually got an adult one this time okay so this is the same burrito this is the same exact burrito i got yesterday don't get so that's impossible you got another kid's burrito don't get testy unless that's a turd oh that is so small that is tiny greg oh greg maybe greg has white rice pork little baby burrito all right what's the world record for this one i don't know the world record or the greg record greg greg world record because you you have the yak rack i have the yak the greg world right greg this was 241 right i want to beat your record big cat that's i want to beat that okay because remember i wasn't really trying to eat fast yeah but that's a great listen i sent you that motivation today let's let's shut up the haters okay which if you had to pick one of the two hitler quotes which one was your favorite i didn't i actually didn't read them what were they read them tell us what you think they're on my phone that is being used right now oh yeah that's impossible hey mario whenever you're ready they're all good all right this is the one i don't want all right greg try try a new catchphrase like what perfect that's good before you dive in yeah all right three two three two one here he goes oh oh hangar sloppy first bite hangar does he have water with him i was wondering that too oh wait wait keep mario you got to keep that and he might be up to shit now i'm noticing i think he was referencing the water there he's not bending over as far on these bites no he didn't let the taco either i don't know i don't know did you use the word referencing there mario sorry that's a no no don't apologize i don't know what that means i don't know if if you know mario will you have questions about you as well he touched the water he's referencing spaghetti i think you got a spaghetti burrito just a scoop of linguine you can only get that on the app greg chew chew faster he's doing pretty good why would he not go next to a table well he's at my great face you don't have tables there oh my god he's gonna do it he's gonna do it that's two minutes greg with the baby burrito world record he's starting to bend okay oh no decisive what's in his other hand oh shoot napkin whole thing went in okay oh no oh here he goes referencing the water i get that reference okay greg oh my god greg oh oh 142 wow 140 142 wow yes greg go high five a stranger or something greg all right so now we have now it's down to the quesadilla greg can you believe this okay do you believe oh uh yeah what is it what's the time oh man uh what is it like 2 30 yeah that's right what's the closest person to you other than mario this guy right here yeah he just asked for i'm good hey oh holy shit yeah let's go screen photo hell yeah really tickled me yes greg yeah yeah that was awesome hey are you green greg that was all worth it there's gonna be a lot more of those side note there is a large table shaped object right behind them that they could yeah greg greg you know i love you you know i love you don't oh yeah that is yeah don't shoot the messenger on this one but uh i've been i just got a text that there is a groundswell of uh critics that are saying you're eating small burritos here at the company i know you're on gino yesterday for it i'm just letting you know don't don't don't get mad at me i'm giving you a heads up that that i'm giving you a heads up so you're prepared when we get done here you might have to fight a battle on this people but what are saying you're purposely asking for small burritos i did an online order you can't do light anything well what did you get for the first burrito greg the first like the nine minute one yeah it was steak rice lettuce cheese and now i'm doing but he also had had chicken fingers yeah chicken fingers yeah yeah exactly yeah but now it's pork salsa rice cheese okay if you want i can do lettuce no no no you're good you're doing really well hey hey greg what did i what did i send you read the quote greg just block out the haters honestly okay that's all me for bringing it up i was just trying to give you a heads up but greg faith is taking the first step even though you can't see the staircase who who said that who said that or got an owl over here greg i thought you were talking about a person named faith and she's taking a step oh my god this is the best we got he's so good greg greg don't let what other people think stop you from doing the things you love oh yeah yeah that one yeah yeah who said that you no i didn't well i guess just now he's right he's not wrong is the guy across the pond what's going on yeah the h man it's him is that we were hard on never mind i thought that i like the last one you sent me before the h man quotes that was uh across the pond the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do no it wasn't that one all right then i sent you a uh hit it's like the background's like brown yeah that that was it the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say i don't remember the words you remember the color the color of the quote oh i like this one brown this one looks nice all right his favorite quote's a picture just like the way it looked all right here we go what's the time what's the time quote whoa oh bug all right two two you're going for 230 what what's yeah what's the record we don't know no one reg world record no one knows this is how how interesting i think it's like i think it's two i don't know shit you can get 230 okay all right all right go for 230 okay whenever you're ready okay all right he's getting mad three two one oh oh screw back there you go mario mario get him back a little he just walked right towards you get him back a little more yeah scoot back more greg even more even more there we go perfect yeah mario you scoot back a little bit yeah you scoot back mario i got a weird table thing behind me all right go on the other side of the table around it mario oh no oh no mario oh he's on it on it wow what a look greg you had improv he's probably standing on like a monument for fallen soldiers oh yeah like a painting he's probably standing on like a monument for fallen soldiers oh yeah like a painting get it down greg beautiful can you imagine if class lets out the whole campus is going to just spill on your ass oh flash mob for greg would be awesome oh no he's in pain okay all right how you feeling greg oh no he's in pain okay all right how you feeling greg oh he's coming over to the table water oh he's coming over to the table water oh he's coming over to the table water he's referencing you take your water with he's referencing you take your water with he's referencing you take your water with you i think this one was too cheesy yeah come on greg you're still on pace greg come on greg you're still on pace greg come on greg you're still on pace greg you just gotta go you just gotta go you just gotta go pretty poorly maintained grass no that's pretty poorly maintained grass no that's pretty poorly maintained grass no that's what i said what i said what i said bad it's a little patchy bad grass greg no bad it's a little patchy bad grass greg no bad it's a little patchy bad grass greg no bad it's a little patchy bad grass greg no more water you got to go you got to go more water you got to go you got to go more water you got to go you got to go now you got to go now drop the water now you got to go now drop the water now you got to go now drop the water you got to drop the water greg it's beautiful i thought he had more left he's i thought he had more left he's i thought he had more left he's unbelievable he did it wait unbelievable he did it wait unbelievable he did it wait what are your emotions what are your emotions what are your emotions 149 149 149 really no i thought i was in three really no i thought i was in three really no i thought i was in three minutes minutes minutes why why why and that's his victory speech and that's his victory speech and that's his victory speech great quote card all right thank you great quote card all right thank you great quote card all right thank you great on a brown quote card great on a brown quote card great on a brown quote card great can we get like a frolic across the great can we get like a frolic across the great can we get like a frolic across the grass or something can we get like a grass or something can we get like a grass or something can we get like a any celebration any celebration any celebration what's a frolic you do a cartwheel what's a frolic you do a cartwheel what's a frolic you do a cartwheel no no no well just a frog like a skip no that's well just a frog like a skip no that's well just a frog like a skip no that's a dance what about a what about a tumble a dance what about a what about a tumble a dance what about a what about a tumble like a somersault kind of thing like a somersault kind of thing like a somersault kind of thing oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah there we go all right there we go all right there we go all right how about click your heels how about click your heels how about click your heels no okay jump in the air and do it no okay jump in the air and do it no okay jump in the air and do it i can't do that i can't do that i can't do that greg touch your touch your ulna greg all right greg do you know what you won all right greg do you know what you won all right greg do you know what you won today today today what i win you won uh you've completed what i win you won uh you've completed what i win you won uh you've completed the uh the uh the uh chipotle challenge you have tomorrow off chipotle challenge you have tomorrow off chipotle challenge you have tomorrow off monday we're going to start what what monday we're going to start what what monday we're going to start what what should we you put what uh ice cream should we you put what uh ice cream should we you put what uh ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream challenge wait doesn't missouri have a challenge wait doesn't missouri have a challenge wait doesn't missouri have a famous slushy spot famous slushy spot famous slushy spot uh no okay uh no okay uh no okay but we're going to start the ice ice but we're going to start the ice ice but we're going to start the ice ice cream challenge on monday you know for a cream challenge on monday you know for a cream challenge on monday you know for a fact pretty flat no there okay fact pretty flat no there okay fact pretty flat no there okay so you you'll you'll attempt that next so you you'll you'll attempt that next so you you'll you'll attempt that next week you like slushies greg oh yeah week you like slushies greg oh yeah week you like slushies greg oh yeah i'll stay tomorrow you off day tomorrow i'll stay tomorrow you off day tomorrow i'll stay tomorrow you off day tomorrow all right sick so you can party tonight all right sick so you can party tonight all right sick so you can party tonight i am i am i am you never stop are you i'm partying you never stop are you i'm partying you never stop are you i'm partying tomorrow yeah oh my god what about tomorrow yeah oh my god what about tomorrow yeah oh my god what about saturday saturday saturday uh that's ball that's ball time yeah uh that's ball that's ball time yeah uh that's ball that's ball time yeah nobody parties around ball games nobody parties around ball games nobody parties around ball games are you are you staying in columbia are you are you staying in columbia are you are you staying in columbia tonight yeah and then going to lawrence tonight yeah and then going to lawrence tonight yeah and then going to lawrence tomorrow for the game tomorrow for the game tomorrow for the game oh the game's not even it's at kansas oh the game's not even it's at kansas oh the game's not even it's at kansas yep what uh yep what uh yep what uh yep yep yep how long ago did you graduate how long ago did you graduate how long ago did you graduate uh it's gonna be two years in december uh it's gonna be two years in december uh it's gonna be two years in december okay okay okay i didn't even go here oh how old is he i didn't even go here oh how old is he i didn't even go here oh how old is he where'd you go where'd you go where'd you go northwest missouri state that's right northwest missouri state that's right northwest missouri state that's right shout out ben mccollum and bennett shout out ben mccollum and bennett shout out ben mccollum and bennett sturtz yeah shout out those guys big sturtz yeah shout out those guys big sturtz yeah shout out those guys big shout out anything else you want to add shout out anything else you want to add shout out anything else you want to add greg greg greg anything you want to plug anything you want to plug anything you want to plug no i think we're all good i mean yeah no i think we're all good i mean yeah no i think we're all good i mean yeah if you want yeah no we're good if you want yeah no we're good if you want yeah no we're good okay okay okay all right all right all right what's up guys what's up guys what's up guys all right green oh my god oh my god oh my god glasses out oh my god glasses out let's go boys let's go boys let's go boys let's go thank you boys wow let's go thank you boys wow let's go thank you boys wow hell yeah let's go hell yeah let's go hell yeah let's go big tmt big tmt big tmt shout out to fellas shout out to fellas shout out to fellas did that guy shout out boys boys i did that guy shout out boys boys i did that guy shout out boys boys i kind of want them to just stay there kind of want them to just stay there kind of want them to just stay there wait for people to wait for people to wait for people to recognize them recognize them recognize them wait greg why'd you give that hat back wait greg why'd you give that hat back wait greg why'd you give that hat back i feel like they were giving you i feel like they were giving you i feel like they were giving you definitely they threw you that hat definitely they threw you that hat definitely they threw you that hat put it on put it on put it on why didn't you yeah because i thought he wanted to get back because i thought he wanted to get back because i thought he wanted to get back go get it back threw it at it through go get it back threw it at it through go get it back threw it at it through you just threw the hat back why do you you just threw the hat back why do you you just threw the hat back why do you think he just tossed the hat to you he think he just tossed the hat to you he think he just tossed the hat to you he was already wearing a hat because he's was already wearing a hat because he's was already wearing a hat because he's an awl i want him to keep the hat you an awl i want him to keep the hat you mario follow him around yeah mario follow him around yeah mario follow him around yeah please please please follow me around where follow me around where follow me around where no actually yeah definitely stay on no actually yeah definitely stay on no actually yeah definitely stay on because i think on i think josh found because i think on i think josh found because i think on i think josh found the uh on arizona the uh on arizona the uh on arizona josh found the woman that's getting josh found the woman that's getting josh found the woman that's getting bullied online i would like to have her bullied online i would like to have her bullied online i would like to have her collaborate with greg collaborate with greg collaborate with greg oh is she coming yeah no way i will just let them what was that what did you just do do it again all right boys stay on free to walk around yeah you're off the leash go go try to get recognized okay yeah okay i can't i can't get my eyes off i know he's so good it's so annoying he's so good and he shouldn't be he's like there's nothing about him that should be as good greg what would you say your best skill is i'm not even trying to say i don't know but i don't know mark is this why you voted him second this is exactly why brandon there's just nothing interesting about it you can't take your eyes off that in and of itself is so interesting i've never that's i haven't seen a single spark it's the most generic man of all time he's here oh alexa oh there it goes no i'm greg are you greg alexa hello how are you doing hi oh great what about you we're great she said oh greg yeah this is green greg he's on top there if you can see him your hair looks amazing we love it the hair looks really good it looks great perfect so what what's happened we i feel like we don't have the full story i just saw that you were getting bullied online what's going on um who i wish it was a good story it's just a video that i posted about my haircut and my husband apparently didn't like it and so the internet kind of ran with it okay and you're just getting are you getting like ravaged in the comments right now yeah it's pretty wild actually did your husband like have you talked to him about the haircut since does he like it or does he still say he doesn't like it i don't think he actually really cares okay either way got it well has he seen the comments does he does he care about that um yeah yeah he's seen up there i don't know i mean it's kind of just what you get when you do social media yeah fair enough comes with the territory that's nuts was it ever actually a marital issue between you two no no it was all fun and games or yeah if it were a marital issue i would not post about it on tick tock that's for sure that makes sense very facetious and mess with each other so greg any questions uh yeah uh how long have you and your husband been together good question 10 years question how did he have that congratulations congratulations yeah sweet so are you alexa are you i hope you're not deterred you're going to keep making content right oh for sure all right yeah the haters you're also getting a lot of love and praise and compliments yeah i am something to work with where are you based out of alexa uh indiana that's what i thought i thought i caught that on your profile i'm an indiana boy as well you nice central indiana uh yeah all right all right all right yeah let's leave it at that says it yep follow up go dogs beat avon uh keep doing you i will i love that yeah don't listen to the haters i i don't know what greg it's so stupid like this where it's like all of a sudden you're just all over my feed and everyone was just bashing like what the fuck's going on she's just making content yeah your husband's an idiot for saying you didn't like your haircut that's like a that's a layup for any anyone who's married like just be like yeah i like it like it's so much that yeah you should never change it never change it go shorter right in his face buzz it yeah buzz it did you hear from your your stylist oh oh good question oh no no i think she probably loves it yeah i think it looks fantastic and i like the highlights yeah thank you the haters all right greg you got anything else for alexa last question you got a quote a motivational quote for anything oh uh big cat say the brown one all right i got a quote for you hold on one second greg can you remember one word from the quote nope all right the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do that's beautiful there you go that's good that's good that's a good one yeah all right well thank you for joining us alexa keep doing you yeah thanks for having me we're fans we're pro alexa oh good do you have an alexa in your house by the way yeah she's renamed though okay i was gonna say that that'd be really confusing yeah yeah what did you rename her as well now she's gonna listen but echo oh okay nice nice that was smart all right thank you so much yeah thanks see ya see ya see the internet we could be nicer on the internet yeah way more normal than we thought what'd you think greg savaged her did she see it see what i don't know no no no no no no greg what did that mean did she see it what was it the shrug maybe she seems really nice i never even saw her face but she sounded really nice okay well you mocked her appearance before she came home because you guys talked about it mock her appearance you did we said people was crazy i need you to get recognized greg walk around the quad walk around go get recognized just walk up to groups of people and just see what happens just walk what else do you have to do walk around greg if you can we have somebody in graphics make a fake greg meet and greet on the quad this is how do you know this is the quad i don't even know what this is it's the big grass it's the big obviously the big area on campus what the fuck how'd you end up there if you don't know what it is uh because i just call this place the columns oh yeah you're right there are columns we call this place the call just go what just walk yeah like talk to just like just try to make it for you please i'll lap around the corner of the building make yourself more visible let's meet the people of missouri and the ground people are gonna recognize you greg of course like oh greg how did he do that he folded himself into it greg it's different than this though it's different no it's the exact same i interpret it way different yes you go around greg why do you have to climb a fence every time we call you oh there you go mario uh-oh greg go to a class you are you're like oh uh-oh uh-oh is that green greg hey girl you like my hat okay he didn't even go here oh wait i didn't need a crash i just have a shit chunk it's just one more bag shit ton yeah you're bogged down grass at missouri sucks yeah head up greg ask for the nearest trash can lousy grass i actually like this where greg's like our little sim yeah this is cool this is a video game right greg right greg uh jump jump jump greg is this where the original safe spaces video happened what's that no i don't know that one oh campus oh he was a angry mizzou professor yeah maybe oh maybe why'd he put both his hands yo what's up green greg hey hey when we're when we're in this uh what do we call that building building no not the building going in the tunnel underneath the building yeah oh yeah we have to be shh why why yeah it's bad luck bad luck for everything if you say a word oh okay what word can we not say you don't even know the word for none you can't say any words right don't say so don't say no you'll get bad grades oh all right that's the thing so we're not going to say none no everyone it's a good thing don't say a thing good thing you told us that two when are you getting into the tunnel one hey greg hey greg we love you green greg personal sports you cut out wait what what oh there's a little talent right here greg dap up that kid oh oh these guys dude i can't believe we're playing greg not my fault playing greg is the best i'm gonna sell this oh like someone accidentally left their medical greg ask people what they're listening to greg get in the back of that truck i wish we would have dropped like little treats around the campus for him to pick up like little items yeah we gotta start hiding his burritos did he just walk back to the chipotle yes he did oh it's all he knows right those guys know you like i'm off to a flame those guys know you those guys know you they know you they know green greg so perfect greg put the cone on your head take a cone take a cone yeah no greg what are we doing this isn't gta this is our game we're greg right now buddy yeah we are you yep what i think that was a video game move it's pretty good too greg humped the cone humped the cone humped the cone what do you say oh oh boy oh oh oh oh what was the other character greg why'd you say oh shit just now why'd you say oh shit are you scared of that guy greg greg we're gonna go until someone recognizes you it's good shakespeare it already happened without trying greg look green building there you go well what's that that's shakespeare's pizza yeah i think that's where white socks dave had a shit ton of toilet paper on his foot it's true go recreate it what are you looking at your watch for what are you he's trying to be casual what do you have to do later uh nothing i was just seeing how long i don't know the next time i get recognized okay oh that guy this guy coming up that guy coming up knows you oh no way in hell no way in hell why not my target audience where's frat row greg where's frat row yeah wait what's your target audience mario's been here you've what you've been to mizzou before haven't you yeah but i don't know it like crazy you should resurface the clip of us on the news oh you should resurface the clip of us on the news oh i don't know where to find it uh tj you're gonna need to find a clip of them are you getting away from campus and it feels like you might be going i don't know i don't know where the you know where do we go where do we go we're trying to recognize i bet someone in b12 would know you you would think right everyone here loves your shit keep it up thank you hold on a fucking second brother what hannah's brother oh that's so perfect god that hurts greg a little bit that hurts greg he was pumped he's gotta get you one for real see how good that felt greg dude yeah it's all great yeah survey the land go back towards campus why'd we leave the quad greg yeah what nothing greg what time are you leaving for kansas tomorrow uh i'm leaving my house at one wait do you how close do you live to mizzou two hours and why are you at mizzou right now uh mario said i should come down for the day oh but does mario run greg enterprises yeah pretty much wait so you're not partying at mizzou today no i will oh okay where are you staying tonight i don't know a hotel near on broadway that one's okay sounds like it so what what time can we play greg tomorrow yeah can we play greg on no because i gotta leave i gotta leave early in columbia tomorrow yeah but we can play greg at kansas right yeah driving game oh no we don't get to kansas until about like 2 33 ish so if you left a little earlier we could play it yeah i wouldn't mind it's not up to me i'm not driving because we're being responsible who's driving mario uh a guy that doesn't get off work till i think 1 30 or 2 um but you're leaving at one yeah from my house because then i gotta drive 35 minutes down south to meet up with the db all right so when you drive so we can play greg at his office park oh that's good oh yeah oh he's i'm meeting him at his apartment all right so we'll play greg outside of his apartment i like playing greg i love playing greg i needed this greg i needed this this is just it's a great game yep this is the great perspective mario knows that that's that's the angle right there mario are you still in school no okay former missouri tiger oh okay all right uh-oh i'll see the tunnel again yeah that guy knows you yeah he does hey hey hey hey you hey a tan backpack no are you wearing a backpack i heard the word tan and came we're playing greg are you talking to me playing greg real quick yeah so pretend you have a video game controller we gotta be quiet okay we gotta be quiet right here in this tunnel otherwise he said you got to be quiet or else you get bad grades he graduated two years ago from another school yeah where's the university what if it's bad luck just in like betting for the nfl season missouri new superstition way off we're just we're waiting for him to get recognized by someone not related to a barstool employee right yeah i can't count and his brother oh this guy knows you on the phone right oh yeah he was just looking down he just missed you also can't count on his brother oh this guy knows you on the phone right oh yeah he was just looking down he just missed you also can't count on his brother oh this guy knows you on the phone right oh yeah he was just looking down oh yeah he was just looking down he just missed you also can't count on his brother oh this guy knows you on the phone right oh turn your face you got to show your oh this guy knows you on the phone right oh turn your face you got to show your face to these people oh turn your face you got to show your face to these people oh i thought you said i had something on my face oh i thought you said i had something on my face oh i thought you said i had something on my face just sound like that uh face just sound like that uh face just sound like that uh those two guys those guys right there those two guys those guys right there those two guys those guys right there boys boys boys green greg over here boys boys boys green greg over here boys boys boys green greg over here get your greg here greg you might have get your greg here greg you might have get your greg here greg you might have to go to a class yeah i think so ladies is that greg holy ladies is that greg holy ladies is that greg holy hey gals is that greg gals you ladies looking for some green yo what's up boys yo what's up boys yo what's up boys t-bop why why are we doing this t-bop why why are we doing this t-bop why why are we doing this we're having a little bit of fun We're having fun. Yo, guys. What's up, boys? Yo. Got Greg. Yep. Hi, girl. Hey, man. Hey, Polo. Polo. Hey, yellow shirt. Yellow shirt. Hey, hey, hey. Ladies, ladies. Ladies, slow down. It's the Reds. Honey, baby. What's the rush? Baby girl, don't you see Greg? Gotta find one, Greg. One, Greg. I'm sweating. Someone in Columbia has to be watching the act right now. I don't know. Hey, it's Greg. Holy shit. Word's gotta be spiraling around campus. Yeah, it's blowing up. I never said I'd go recognize. They're all on their yik-yaks. Greg, there are people rushing to you right now, for sure. Snapchat. We just gotta wait a little bit. If I can get a drink, what's out there? Greg, ask somebody where you could go. Where people would know you. Ask where the stoolies hang out. Yeah. Say, I'm new to campus. Where do the stoolies hang out? I'm a freshman. I'm a huge Barstool fan. Where are the stoolies? Ask what room Stoolie Club is in. Dante, why do you think Hunter Biden scammed you? Oh, hey, Dante. What's up, buddy? How are you? I think I'm a little bit better than you are right now. You think so? No offense. I'm praying somebody comes up and says what's up to you. They will. He's had a few. He's had a few. Yeah, this video started with a couple. Oh, all right, good. Yeah, no, no. He's golden. We just need one more. Excuse me, miss. Green Greg. Green Greg. Red shorts. Red shorts. This might be the least activity on a camera. He's going the wrong way, I feel. No, this is Green Greg. This way. Oh, go in the sprinklers. Run through the sprinklers. Yeah. If you run through the sprinklers, we'll stop. He's thinking about it. That's a lot of sprinklers. How many sprinklers are there, Greg? Eight. Okay. That's the one thing. That grass is pretty dry for having sprinklers. Sprinkler turned on. It's poor lawn care. We agree. Yeah, it's tough. Really bad. Okay. All right. How many people go to this school? Is he still? Yeah, it's 600. It's a ghost town. Everyone's learning, getting those degrees. We're going to one of the classes. It's summer school right now, no? No. They're back at it. They're back at it. Oh, middle of September. It is September, brother. Oh, yeah, it's September. Summer school. Dante, are you okay? You seem a little fuzzy. Something's off, Dante. Donnie and I just had a. Or Donnie just came up with a genius idea outside. I want to tell you guys about it. Wanto and a chef. Yeah. Chef. Yeah, well- You might be mad at me. You can bring it up right now. Oh, heads. He came up with a pretty brilliant show idea for him and I. Tell me more. It started because him, Max, and Jack McCarthy are sitting outside talking, and I walked outside and I was like, guys, just think when we have furniture out back, how much nicer it'll be. And they were like, we can't wait. We'll be back there, blah, blah, blah. Donnie starts peppering me with questions about the AI whistleblower the other day and how he thinks it's all PSYOP. And he's telling me it's all because they want to regulate everything and make one company the favorite. Greg! Green Greg! Green Greg! Green Greg. Anyways, long story short, I was like, Donnie, you and I need to talk more often. And I think Max was like, yeah, on camera, you guys should just go live like once a day. And I was like, we should do it in the backyard. And Donnie was like- We're going to, and we're going to call it the back. B-A-K. And he's like, we can go live after the yak. Oh, man. The yak is the back. It's the back. That's so good. It's the back. And Donnie was like, but we're not having any of those guys on unless we invite them. And he's like, I'm going to torment them like they torment us. Okay. Love it. It's perfectly fair. Chef Donnie just thought that's how you spell back. I think it's genius. It's a wonderful idea. Do it soon. Mario, are you tired? No, sir. Okay. I like this. I don't stop. We have Dante here. Can you do the line again for him? It's a me, baby. Nice. What if Mario gets recognized before Greg? Oh, are you the guy with the line? Are you the guy with the line? You buzzed that one dude's hair. What's this building coming up here? I feel it, Greg. It's going to happen. It's going to happen right here. Yep. You got to go to like the athletics stuff. Is that where we're at? Are we by some facilities? Greg, this might be our 12-hour stream. What? All right. You want to go in there? Where should we go? It's like you're avoiding people, Greg. Dude, I don't know where to go. Why do you say it like that? All right. Dude. I'm going to do the last ad, Brandon. Which one is it? While we look. The last one. Marzetti. How does Marzetti Ranch stack up to the number one ranch in the country? It's not even close when you taste the top-self Marzetti stuff made with real buttermilk, herbs, and spices. Their ranch is hidden in some valley somewhere. Marzetti Ranch is in the cold case in the fridge next to the other fresh-tasting quality foods. get the good ranch get marzetti also friends don't let friends eat subpar blue cheese go with marzetti next time and your mouth will thank you get marzetti ranch instead for game day don't settle for basic boring blue cheese get the restaurant quality stuff from marzetti marzetti has been making premium ranch and blue cheese for over 100 years so they know what they're doing over there at marzetti we're talking real buttermilk real herbs real spices real blue cheese chunks and real good on wings pizza poppers veggies anything you can dip on game day visit marzetti.com to learn more find marzetti ranch at your local grocery store refrigerated by the fruits and the veggies guys i'm not gonna lie marzetti stuff is fire yeah really good connor had me try it with some wings last week i'd never heard of it before yeah it's unbelievable very good stuff really really good very good ranch yeah delicious uh but to answer your question dan yeah i think hunter biden pulled a fast one on us no way you don't say yeah he uh is that the basketball gym greg what did he do what are they he used macro dosing and us and several other podcasts to drum up a lot of attention and then he dropped a meme coin and pulled one of those rug pulls i guess yeah wait so hold on are you saying the the guy who uh was addicted to crack and i think what slept with his was his dead brother's wife i believe so yeah um he's been in all types of like hot water he was doing a scam apparently and he was doing a podcast circuit to drum up attention and no way why does nobody exist in columbia missouri this is i have no idea he did the hawk to a method right in our faces yeah see it coming what i here's my this is his frat house oh alumni just get in there mario and these state school frat houses are so nice are you allowed in there mario how nice that place looks i got banned wait actually well i got unked out yeah i'm too old you're allowed to pay your visits right surely i mean you could definitely go in if your mission is to get greg recognized it's up to this guy you're doing this for this past two past two yeah uh yeah how about that guy over there in the blue shirt walking in the front hey blue blue shirt go in the frat house and then we'll be we'll be done you like barstool you know big guy oh damn dude that's gonna actually backfire on us pretty hard yeah maybe he meant like personally you know i don't know him oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right guys this place this sucks i didn't want to say i didn't want to say it looks like shit mario this place sucks dick i disagree how are you wait that guy knows this guy right here greg just have people start guessing your name and if they guess greg you're done yeah his name's not correct in the suit guy in the suit suit suit guy there's nobody here what happened to people's people skills this is what happened to college campus college campus is used all right this guy's wearing green this guy right here he's wearing green yo you like hey man i like yep just have him guess your name you're getting scared greg this is the worst video game ever get on the tiger oh is that the little school bus probably a tiger what do you think's going on here what do you think oh we're playing we made him eat there's some people here greg this guy this guy right here greg yeah look up sir yo what up yo what up yo yo everybody has headphones on oh it's this greg what's the big bar down there that everyone goes to is it harpo's you don't know uh i'm a willies guy greg just go sit next to these people sitting we did a best bar show down there a few years ago it was either harpo's or field house i forget yeah it's pretty awesome willies so it's probably yeah go sit right there greg greg sit next to the people what sit sit and do it yeah but what are you guys gonna say who knows sit thank you greg sorry no she didn't go sit on the ground next to him greg was our controller broken he's walking into places that there's just no one around i went around campus oh my god but there's nobody you got to go to where the people are greg sweater vest you know big cat uh god damn this is easy you know green greg boss you know he doesn't know me either all right he doesn't pick out a greg maybe hit two people with the catchphrase maybe if they see you and hear you saying the catchphrase yeah say i don't know jog their memory we're never getting out of greg yeah i regret this hey man okay no he doesn't like barstool he doesn't like it or you know it i got stuff to do good luck greg so do we yeah we're trying to get out here too we all have stuff to do how did it happen should i just go to like a restaurant and just hope yeah are you hungry again no looks like you're coming up on a kind of oh wait where's the learning center tell them where it is tell them where the learning center tell them the learning center like the next left give them fake directions that'd be funny speak to that guy about your excuse me sir greg we got to try here we need some fireworks greg all right you guys looking for the learning center okay perfect we're gonna go mario hey scooter boy scooter scooter we're never getting out of greg we're not we're absolutely stuck down down left right a b down down left right you should have posted you should have posted up where everybody was sitting let people come by you what's your health level at greg health bar drink some of that yeah drink some of that little uh water right there have a potion yeah potion greg press crouch crouch greg crouch all right spin move spin move greg lap up that puddle get some health yeah there's a there's a ton of people on the other side of the street greg there's people here greg right here right here go left go left what are you wanting to do right here you and walk walk through these people greg just ask him anyone knows your name hit him with the catchphrase yeah oh man it's kind of in their own world man this is sad this is sad i actually am learning a lot about college it's like pluribus so people look at this i don't remember it being where's all the co-eds getting crazy i haven't seen a single pillow fight yeah where's the mud rest god damn dude nobody knows you big why you keep asking yeah why are you asking you should be like the number two guy they know or number one but that doesn't you don't win the challenge watch your stuff and then it's like oh do you know who i am i'm green gray but then no nobody does that was good though yelling out again greg that was great more of that really lose your mind and get frustrated if you were to drag i have to pee can i hit the pause button real quick no i'm good go collect some dirt hell yeah mario good idea mario is like batting a thousand he's the crush he's the genius that built greg mario what'd you go to school for i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know school for accounting hell yeah mario why haven't you been at work these past two days i got laid off after busy season i'm sorry mario mario's getting married look at you now congratulations mario oh thank you we're gonna play greg at mario's wedding are you going to the wedding i'm the best man oh yeah oh no mario i'm sorry his speech we need to get video of his speech yeah the mother of the bride's pretty worried about the speech greg do you have it written yet yeah oh that's a good friend i don't believe him i wouldn't believe me either oh no i haven't written i haven't written okay where are we now on campus i don't know ask mario well you're walking damn greg greg is getting messy you guys are gonna go down this is just a sad Bad place. Yeah, this is sad. It's not your fault, Greg. is it because it's gray or what's going on i've heard it's a good mario where are we on campus is this this looks like kent state about to pull up on memorial union historic spots up here okay all right so in the distance yeah so are we optimistic about the union we're optimistic always there should be some people up there right surely i need a uh uh check i need to i need to add time on my parking meter you'll be fine all right if i get a ticket you paid for it sure all right all right did we just walk all this way just come back to his car hell my car's i don't even know where my car is greg you gotta get someone dude this is like this could be over if you just get recognized you know mario get us to a place where we can people tight it's mizzou mizzou yeah is that what this greg said we can't go inside kind of sucks kate kind of a not a good place a little bit more really doesn't look like it miz is this like a penn state size school it's big this is greg i got shit i gotta do dude yeah i know what if we just did save and quit oh look at this oh no greg you have a gun greg it's gonna be hard to hear you have a gun wait that means he has cops on him if he has two stars yeah you better greg you gotta run oh man i have no idea where we're at on that i don't know what we're doing everybody's in class that's not how there's thousands of people on that campus yeah but they a lot of people are probably done by like 12 30 or one so they're not in class get a little more desperate greg does anybody know great greg yeah and it was quiet where does everyone live there's no people where's like the student housing oh shit what what'd you step in slipped on a banana peel i love this duo greg and mario hey ladies what's up greg you think they're gonna know me no way yeah mario you promised people up here oh yeah look don't get on the bus let's go on the bus yeah get on the bus yep i don't know where the bus where's the bus take us i don't know wave it down i just went to share the link again there's 16 000 people watching greg walker what a cam shot oh you go to east campus that sounds far yeah east but you just gotta talk to people dude yeah i don't know what to say you watch bar school no doesn't even have headphones in all right here we go right right right right right right yeah right in there greg crossing yo what up it's greg crossing you want bar school yo what up it's greg crossing yo what up it's greg green Greg okay are we losing our grips on the campuses I think something's gonna happen here I can sense it Greg can we play our power up right now this is a way better tunnel yeah you need to go Greg why wouldn't you go through this what the fuck it's beautiful oh no oh he's batteries low oh man what's going on Greg talk us through it talk us through it Greg dude there's nobody out here there's nobody but how so help me understand this Greg you you turn on the camera to eat the burrito you eat all your food and with it like 30 seconds someone's like is that green Greg yeah do you think that another guy recognizes you not long after that so just go back to the calls I don't like it felt like you're gonna get recognized like crazy this guy knows you green Greg what's up buddy no he has no idea yeah skip the middle man just ask if you know if they know Greg right and maybe maybe they're intimidated said you're Mario uh I'm Greg you thought he said you're Mario he doesn't know Greg he knows Mario we gotta find if somebody comes up and daps up Mario this is game over somebody give Mario some mushrooms they might be intimidated by the cameraman maybe Mario you take a few steps back okay okay Mario's electric thank you Mario where are the people though dude this is if you drop me in Madison I'd find you like thousands of people instantly yeah maybe we need to pick it back up when it's nighttime everybody's just in class but also class ended at 12:30 summer school construction workers might know you Greg I mean they actually do have to go well I mean yeah Greg you're we have to you're hurting the company let's go four more minutes then we'll save and quit go hard now go hard we're saving and quitting after four minutes use the power up let's go let's go on a tear come on Greg there you go here we go there he goes big shout out yeah hell yeah I was gonna say hi to green Greg but he ran right past me they have gone to just the places where no one asked they were in a rant they were in a shopping mall area okay on that golf cart see if you just drive that golf cart off now I'm getting sick yeah now you're going too fast okay on that golf cart see if you just drive that golf cart off now I'm getting sick yeah now you're going too fast is great is great visible oh my god I don't is great is great is great visible oh my god I don't do we make this nobody is make him up do we make this nobody is make him up do we make this nobody is make him up is even visually acknowledged were the is even visually acknowledged were the is even visually acknowledged were the first guy's plants somehow did he do first guy's plants somehow did he do first guy's plants somehow did he do that that he's okay extra points we finds that that he's okay extra points we finds that that he's okay extra points we finds a PD file yeah oh yeah poor decisions a PD file yeah oh yeah poor decisions ask him that yo it's a good person they ask him that yo it's a good person they ask him that yo it's a good person they say is he a good or a bad person you're say is he a good or a bad person you're say is he a good or a bad person you're back it's a start you're tired Kansas back it's a start you're tired Kansas back it's a start you're tired Kansas will be different level two this is bad will be different level two this is bad will be different level two this is bad yeah I don't think we've unlocked Kansas yeah I don't think we've unlocked Kansas yeah I don't think we've unlocked Kansas oh oh oh president of this play what are you guys president of this play what are you guys president of this play what are you guys doing later day character talking to us doing later day character talking to us doing later day character talking to us no you talking to us or does that all no you talking to us or does that all no you talking to us or does that all right right right just nobody nobody on campus this is just nobody nobody on campus this is just nobody nobody on campus this is crazy yeah look there is actually nobody crazy yeah look there is actually nobody crazy yeah look there is actually nobody here hey do you know a guy named green here hey do you know a guy named green here hey do you know a guy named green Greg Greg Greg do you know a guy named green Greg do you know a guy named green Greg do you know a guy named green Greg no worries all good no worries all good no worries all good oh the high he fell from Hannah's brother oh the high he fell from Hannah's brother oh the high he fell from Hannah's brother yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think oh you guys will never believe I think oh you guys will never believe I think oh you guys will never believe who this is Holy shit Papa Papa best Papa who this is Holy shit Papa Papa best Papa who this is Holy shit Papa Papa best Papa best Papa best oh look at his hair he looks great oh look at his hair he looks great oh look at his hair he looks great illegally jog over here this is oh yeah illegally jog over here this is oh yeah illegally jog over here this is oh yeah that's why you voted for it that's why you voted for it that's why you voted for it yes yes yes yes oh yeah oh my God what a legend oh yeah oh my God what a legend oh yeah oh my God what a legend wow oh my God thank you Papa best you wow oh my God thank you Papa best you wow oh my God thank you Papa best you guys gotta go get a beer together you guys gotta go get a beer together you guys gotta go get a beer together you have to yes all right have to yes all right have to yes all right number three from a guy who wants number three from a guy who wants number three from a guy who wants so I don't like Greg oh man so I don't like Greg oh man so I don't like Greg oh man incredible I just saw your eyes like incredible I just saw your eyes like incredible I just saw your eyes like someone's gonna see him then like he's someone's gonna see him then like he's you know, be seeing him dude i was like what the fuck i drove over here i was on the south side campus but then i'd still like the i don't know campus that well but yeah so papa best it's coming up saying is that papa best all right great guys papa you look fucking awesome you're looking incredible yeah your hair is looking great yeah it looks real good thanks y'all appreciate it hey y'all barstool barstool has helped me grow over 25 000 subs on youtube thank you boys all right see you guys see you greg oh my god spin the wheel that was great oh this could be funny that was a great ending great ending oh no oh no who's left is brandon big cat nick no i i went you went all right yeah last thursday i got hit so just just you and dana dana but he's not here where's dana i don't know i haven't seen him is he here i don't know i saw him today yeah doesn't he have to be on the show to be on the wheel when you're uh on vacation i can't believe that ending i'm riding a high right now that was great i suppose this would be the wrong time to say get rid of the wheel entirely because it's stupid and it bogs down the show yeah that's stupid so it's nick brandon dana yeah it won't be you i don't care if it's me i'd rather it be me no this is just stupid that we're beholden to a joke he made six years ago it wasn't me it was you wasn't me either it was y'all you got it brandon you got it brandon please let it be me brandon you got it no we're saying it's not gonna be you nice oh what's wrong funny guys and we're just the we are funny guys we just played uh 45 minutes 45 minutes of greg 45 minutes of greg wow this is beneath us guys let's get back to it let's get back to playing greg is dana here one one greg on an empty college campus poor decisions just tweeted out that we can play greg the game when they're at bowling green oh oh yeah different campus two one brandon there you go brandon can i just go get wet no no no dina he's not here he's somewhere two two wow this is tight this is the good right here oh oh three two dana oh three three wow this is this is history brandon oh your fault tj this could be it this could be it dana's game oh brandon that was awesome oh wow good job brandon why dana will get wet next time he's on wow wow wow this is incredible is the act is the act is the act is the act yeah it's time to talk shop you're doing yankee slob it's the act it's the act yeah it's time to talk shop you're doing yankee slob it's the act love you guys see you tomorrow bye