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It was just a different version. Right before we started this episode, I was like, I'm not going to start the episode off making fun of your pants worst pants I've ever seen. These are not the work. What genuinely? What is so wrong? You own red sweat pants? No, no. Oh, yes, I do. Oh, I do. I do. I do. I said, you've got to ask like maybe too much. Oh, you cannot compare the two red sweat pants. Those you got out of Ronald McDonald's closet. These I got out of Nordstrom. That's where I got this from. Big bang, Hank, Big Bang, Hank. I'm doing your friends joining. You said, Big Bang, Big Bang. You saw me look for it too. You said, Big Bang, hey, big. No, are they? No, you look good. Go Kamwen. Hey, whoa, I know the hip, no, the hip, the hip, we got right. I heard a little clip. Some click. Yeah, it was a ligament went right over ligma. Come on. Come on. We got close, Cam. How is your week, Bob? How is everything? P P P. Yes, sir. We had a great week. Me and you did have a great. We had a family. Robbie was there to be had a fantastic week. Now, I would be I'd be lying if I didn't say I think that might be your story to tell. What? What? But when you asked me how my week went, I go straight to across the border. Northern border to across the northern border to Oklahoma. I go, I go, you asked me, I'm thinking straight. Guadalaj. I'm going straight across that northern border and that casino, that casino. Oh, dude, we got to stop going to the casino. Me and you first last week, it was, it was a kill. We saw a kilted man mess with his manhood or Shiza. Yeah, I still think about that. Yeah, German language. Irish clothing. English. What are we doing? English like you regular American Caucasian. Yeah, it's like it's like a quadruple cause he was having a day. He was and then he goes and talks to his friend. Yeah, it's up. Yeah, but me and Cam and Robbie, we went to the casino again this last weekend. Yes, little did I know it was to take me away from my house because y'all threw me a surprise party. Thank you guys was very fun. El Distraction on a kick for anyone that ever wants to throw a surprise. It you go with what they want to do as long as it fits the agenda. It helps with the veil. It helps. He was the one that wanted to go to the casino. The original plan was, hey, let's go to the gym and let's go to the mall. And he said, I'm not lifting with you. I went, all right. So I was like, I'll go to the casino. Yeah, no clue. No, it was really good. It was really good. It was probably the best birthday I've ever had. Oh, come on. Yeah. Pearson show up. Yeah, no pierces. He's a fake friend. It's okay. But we went to the casino again. And can I say we met somebody that came from hell and like not trying to be mean seems like a sweetheart. I mean, God didn't put his hand on him. Oh, no, I think God put his hand on him. But there was already both hands of Satan. He said, no, this one's mine. Yeah, took him. So we went to the casino rather early in the day. It was it was noon and Cam, you could not get over us going to the casino. I felt it felt strange. Like I was like, man, first off, it's a week day. I'm surprised. I'm not changing that. Yeah. He goes, guys, doesn't this feel weird? I was like, this is wrong. This is liberating, man. Oh, come on. Like I was I was stoked that I was out of the house. Hey, it was sick. It was good. It was good. Love you to death. Never say you feel stoked again. Oh, do I stoked? It was liberating. This is awesome. We're saying a bunch of references. We are episode three. Go to the go to the patreon or go to on a wise cam plugged you'll get those references. But yeah, no, he might he might actually his birthplace might be hell. Yeah, but I feel bad saying that we're making fun of them. But if you came, you're going to say what he said at the at the roulette table. So we get to the casino. It's like noon or like 130. I don't even know what time it was. It was early in the day. It was. And so they were still setting up new tables. Yeah, there's like pat like popping open the packs of cards, getting them all shuffles and just clearing their tables, counting the bank roll. So we walk up and they notice us. They're like, what's up, guys? They the dealers, the dealers, the workers. Yeah. And we're like, Hey, y'all, how's it going? Like just give us five minutes. It'll be open. No problem. Oh, problem. So we come back. It's open. And I'm on the side of if you're a dealer, honestly, in any form of customer service, if you have good energy, that's not the problem. If you have good energy, that's better. Like it's better than just someone that's just, no, energy is important. Energy is very important. 100%. But there is a threshold. Right. There's a ceiling. There is a tight limit. I mean, it's a brick ceiling. It is just. Yes. Not a lot of wiggle room for getting passed way too happy. And this, this man was without any exaggeration, he took a literal jackhammer and went through the ceiling and then put a trampoline and went, going and went through the threshold of the energy you're supposed to have. So we played my game. I wanted to play roulette. If you don't know roulette is essentially, there's this wheel with a ball and there's different colors and numbers on it. You either pick, you can pick just black or red where that ball lands. Yeah. I was feeling black. Right. You were feeling black. Big black. Everybody in the back. Big black man. Here goes, this goes never an a million. So I was feeling black. I put a, now when I'm gambling, I was feeling very degenerate this weekend. Yeah. It was a good little nasty vibe. Yeah. So I wanted 30 p.m. weekday vibe. Yeah. I wanted to spend a grotesque amount of money at the casino. Yes. And so when I'm gambling this much money, there needs to be a certain understanding between me and Cam, me and the dealer. We are here for the money. Chemistry is important. Like we are all on the side of making this bet win. Yes. Right. Don't distract me. Oh, and I don't know you. Right. We're not friends here. And so while he puts the, I put a good amount of money on black. Right. Now if this ball doesn't land on black, I lose everything immediately gone. Right. Immediately gone. So I put it on black he spends it first off first off. He did not even just spin it. Oh, yeah, this ball He goes you want it rough. He wanted nice and they'll solve and I said what you say to me? Roulette I said what are you excuse yourself? He said you want me to rub it or you want me to just spin it. Yeah, sir I want a new dealer. I want a new spinner now. Yeah, he goes no come on talk to me He said then he has the ball and he's rubbing it on the little roulette wheel going come on What are you doing? You want it hard to solve? Yeah, and I said don't talk I'm a grown man. Yeah, and I swear I went you know what hard He goes all right Right when he does it he goes come on No, no if if anybody else like patron in this casino got to that octave you're kicked out Oh, yeah, like it's because he has that little vest in that nameplate that he can do that so he goes He goes you want it harder soft? Yeah, he spins it. What did come on screaming? And I'm like at this point my kid the weird When you window we can go without the screaming. I'm a screamer myself. Yeah, so now I start to develop my own joke We had a we had a big bet on black and so me and cam have this thing Me and cam have this thing Me and cam have this thing whenever we're betting on roulette if we're doing black or red Yeah, we come up with a little chance little chance a little quick little things so I grab cam shoulder I'm like come on big black come on big black and then cam goes added in bet I said come on big back bet we need a big old black man bet and I threw the man in there So we need a big black man big black man bet and I You know it goes come on big black It was like come on big bet come on we need a big black big black anything black I said yeah, we need a big man a big black man bet big old black man bed. He goes oh big black And I was like oh, oh my god now we're not even looking at the ball. I was a little bit it said big black He's like this. He's like and then he great he's starting to grab chips and do tricks with me. He's like No, he took your okay, so it landed in red. Yeah, he didn't hit so we we lose the best. I lose like $500 like that He grabs the chip and he goes it's all right. We'll give him next time A little trick with the chip throws it like six feet out and then that rolls back to win He goes we'll give next Grab and he goes Appreciate it. He goes what's it what that you feeling red again? You look like he goes come on It's just us make some happy. He said come on big black big black I don't know where he got on his tippy toes. Yeah, you know, he got he got significantly tall to get out held it He let it go. He goes. Yeah, man And then he gets up he goes. Yeah, y'all are pretty big, you know, you know, I like to think I'm six foot one myself But y'all are big yeah, I was like yeah, all right, he goes what are we doing? We bet money. We just want to leave this thing. We can go have fun together I said did heroin just hit Oklahoma. I said you know, you said oh, they definitely got a new pack He said a new pack touchdown in OKC 100% yeah, bro. He was just it was Kay. Yeah, so this whole time Remember how we said robby's with us this whole time Robbie had not eaten and we left pretty early and he didn't eat food So he was like the second I get that I got to eat so we're playing he finishes eating We link back up and we start to tell him about this man But he didn't get to experience it for himself. Mm-hmm fast forward two hours. We lose I we lose and I mean everything We lost this is the worst casino trip I've ever been on I think I won out of every game I played blackjack roulette think I won three hands in like three hours. Oh, y'all watch me at the one table We're all three played together. One in twenty one once pushed three times and then I lost like 16 It was bad and I went all right It's not my day anyway. It is it's to the point of leaving. We're walking past these tables again, bro. It's still there Still just I'm talking cracked energy just going crazy. We were tell Robbie you have to go I'm like Robbie bro You like you know you can yeah, come on. You got to do it for yourself. You have to experience it goes. No, no Look at him. He's working man. I said Robbie. He probably he's seen behind him right now This man he's not no, he's not normal. I said he is everywhere. It's an order to all at once I said you need to experience it seriously All right, and Robbie what Robbie walks up to the table of there's four grown adults They don't know what's that we have no business interrupting their game. They're sitting there playing Robbie walks up Well, how's it going over here the guy in the middle of a shoe of blackjack? I want you to pretend the tables right here he literally goes Dad then he pops back up and goes he goes oh nothing's out here Oh, nothing's out here In me and Peter like 15 feedback and we're just like oh my god I didn't I was like I hate him He was like I want to walk by go hey bro just for you real quick Then walk off. Oh my gosh energy was it was hilarious. It was so fun. How do we have the other guy? No, no, they had no no no a new pack hit the streets. No, no, no They have a little they have a little weird little brothel right before they go deal. Oh no, it was weird. Oh, they sit there They they spank sniff do whatever they never ever. Yeah, and then they walk in to deal cars for 12 hours. Oh my god The other guy was getting he was like it's 14 what do you want to do it or stay? Yeah, he said nothing He goes I bet that's seven he flips the 10 he goes. Sorry at some point he was trying to confide in us about kissing sisters He's like you kiss your sister to right and I said brother. Yeah, I said and we're not having this conversation Yeah, he let me say he said he said some about Whatever the context was like. Oh, it's only close enough. Well, like it's like kiss your sister. We've all done that right boys No, there's like no, I don't even have a sister no sir and then he went. Oh, okay two more hinges like oh, what do you know? Oh, I kiss your sister, right And we're like we're like deal the cards deal them. Yeah, and then the last table the last table We were like this is like a last last ditch effort. We're like let's just we have a couple hundred dollars left Let's play blackjack. We get to this table and this dealer when I say he had the biggest beats of sweat like like We at some point we almost called 911 for him. He wiped his forehead 16 times in a minute. Oh, he's like I'm dying under this heat 100% I was like brother. Are you okay? I was like and when he said I said I mean Stuff he was like I was like I mean for God's sakes. I'm not even I don't have a singular sweat drop Yeah, you look like you just ran a half marathon. We were like I thought he had a long dance and how long you been here goes Just started just got it. I was like this is not a good start to your day, man Are you are you your left arm? Okay, you feeling something bump for that's why I threw that out there. It's like anyone else smells host. Oh, yeah We've been like yeah, dude. I'm like gimp Well, hey pit boss get him out of here and carol's carol's throwing jokes Uh fake name. He's like he goes. Oh, Johnny. How's it going buddy? How's your day? He goes. Oh, it just started pretty hot Okay, he goes all hell, you know, well, uh, we've been doing pretty bad. John. What do you say we switch around? You know, I'd love to tip you I got to make my money back first and he goes I can't promise anything. I don't control the cards I was like you're real fun. I was like you're awesome. Yeah, why was it no energy is about to die of a panic attack Whatever or literal crack. Yeah, there's there's no no. We didn't have that one girl. She was cool. She I mean, she took everything. Yeah, all of our money, but that was that was our weekend recap on the patron exclusive We're gonna talk more about my birthday surprise and everything that was because it was It was the most wicked day. It was sick. It was a great time. So thank you guys for that. It was of course fantastic. Um I was sure if that was an appropriate applause As of course But I want to say dude, you are one of a kind in many ways and in more ways than I'd like to admit No, I tasked you with something this weekend before we went to the casino and by God, you're the only person that would do it this way Oh, you know you're you're like such a good person that it is it's hard to be around you That should never and that's the world we live in. I'm such a good person that it's hard to experience. Robbie knows what I'm talking about too so And I don't know if I can admit this It's illegal. It was an accident. Yeah, it's an accident. So you did that you literally did the right thing to do Yeah, well, I didn't do it. You did it. I did it. Yeah, so if anything I'll go to jail. So for context We have a mailbox at our house, right? But you have to go Kind of across the neighborhood to go get it communal one. Yeah, all like 60 or together and I'm lazy So I never go check the mail. Oh, yeah, you go once a quarter. Yeah, we're probably like once every two months Me and CJ will go to the mailbox and check the mail that is insane right so That is actually wild so you could have so many like like bills. Yeah, the letters anything and they're just sitting there So we went to the mailbox and I I'm not an adult yet even though I am I'm not an adult like I don't really check who the mail is for it came to my house I'm opening it so I'm just tearing out 150 pieces of mail that have been sitting there since January 2023 I'm just opening up mail and it comes to this one envelope and I open it up and a bunch of Pokemon cards come out of it like like really packaged up nice and I said Now I don't I'm not into Pokemon cards like I'm not into the collecting. It's really cool about like is this a gift from somebody So I'm looking at it We grade them we check on an on an app to see what they're worth that's crazy weren't worth anything so I was like oh they just can't be for me You know you go oh my god PSA-10 original Charizard, yeah, I'm keeping this. And so I look at the envelope. And the envelope is for my neighbor, right? They just brought it to the wrong house. And I said, 'cause opening up somebody else's mail is a federal crime. - Yes, sir. - You could go to jail for that. - Yes, sir. - So automatically. - You said that you opened it by the way. - Yes, for that. - As a black man in America, I was terrified. I was like, I cannot go down for this. So there is a conundrum in my brain. One, either keep this card until I die. And they never know that these Pokemon cards made it. And they think they got scammed. They lose a relationship with the buyer or the seller. - Yeah. Or I get the nicest guy I know to go knock on their door and hand them this mail. So I tell the camera, I'll say, hey, brother, before we go to the casino, I'll drive right past their house. Can you drop off these Pokemon cards? Cam goes, yeah, I guess I'll do it. All I wanted Cam to do was go, they have a ring doorbell. I wanted him to go to the ring doorbell big. Hey, Axe Dilly came to my house, we opened it up. We thought it was for us, she'll leave this here. That's all. How long did that take? - Six seconds. - Six seconds, yeah. - Me and K-Rob, pull up to the house, let Cam out. I swear to God, Cam was talking to this ring doorbell camera for two and a half minutes. He had a full, you know, not pod exaggeration. Cam had a whole talk, a filibuster. He was in front of Congress on this ring doorbell camera. Now, when I say he was explaining every detail of our day, and then what did you say? Like give the breakdown. - So I said, first I knocked, I've waited a polite minute, minute passed, I knocked again, pretty aggressively, then another minute passed. I said, all right, gotta go ring doorbell. Ring the doorbell, no one's home at this point. And I go, okay, here we go. So I hit the button again, and I go, hey there, neighbor. I said, hey, and mind you, I'm literally like this. I'm like, I mean, I doorbell's lowest. I'm like, hey neighbor. I was like, hey, we're across the street, ripped the whole ad. - He said my whole adress to them. Like, first of all, you're not supposed to tell them where, 'cause that's why I didn't want to go, so they didn't know it was my house that it came to. But you're like, hey, by the way, at 705P can, right here, by the way, we opened your mail federal crime, by the way, it was us. You wanna call the cops? I said, we're 705P can, you know, right behind you, neighbor. I guess the, I guess the mail guy had a bit of a problem this day. He accidentally put yours in mind, right? We have a terrible, terrible, hobby, or a habit, rather, of just waiting about two months to open mail. So we're just ripping through quick, you know, and I'm literally saying like this. - By the way, saying this to a doorbell, no one else there. I go, so you know, man, we're just, I go, yeah, I'm like this. - Pulling like this. - Six, seven, like this. I was like, so we're just ripping through, you know, which is, I mean, expediting, and I see some cards. I said, hell, you know, I like cards, you know, Charizard's my favorite, but I didn't order these. They're not mine. - I'm joking, he's doing this. - I'm really curious, 'cause we were rolling on the window, and me and Cameron were like, what the f**k is taking? Cam's so long, and we see all this. (laughing) Like, you would definitely think I'm getting a response. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm talking to a wall, a camera. So then it ends and I go, I go, but anyway, just wanna go apologize to that. I'm gonna go ahead and tuck this away. So no one sees it from street view. And I literally go, you don't got much to work with you. And I said, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go right here. You see this? I'm gonna go right here. That's where your cards are. Man, hey, honestly, God bless you. - That was great, man. - On everything. - I literally said, God bless you. - Please say, have a good one. - I said, nah, yeah, I'm with the God bless. No, no, it's over. It's over. - I don't know, I guess I was just raised, right? And I just, I got, there's a difference between raised, right? And it's just too much. - Yeah, I mean, that's death. That's Lisa just seeping through my vein. 'Cause if I were to do it, I'd be like, hey bro, actually open the mail cards right here. Thank you, bro. That's it. - See, but not, but here, but that's fair. But I think I would want a more personalized touch, the heart message. - Yeah, it's weird. - I might put myself in the shoes of the victim. - Victim? I didn't do anything to him. - I mean, that is federal crime. (laughing) - I go that, they can sue. - You're this type of guy that gets like a birthday card and you're mad that they didn't write in the card. - Oh, 100%. Yeah, bro, you're like, this one. Happy birthday. - No, but they could have elbow greased it. - The elbow greased is going through finding something that's funny. Like, yeah, like that's the thing right on top of it. - Really? - No, I'm not gonna lie. You just might have said that. If you buy cards and don't write in them, that is a pointless purchase. - No, it's not, Cam. - The whole point of getting-- - There's no difference in a text message at that point. - No, yes it is. - Actually, the text message is better. - No. - None of those words are from you. Nothing is from your creative mind. - I bought those words for you. - The whole point of a card, in general, look, the whole point of a card, getting somebody a card for a gift, is just the thought of like, hey, I went to the card out. I found something that was funny or sentimental. And this is for you. Give you, don't want to get them a card. Like, if you want somebody to write in the card, don't even ask for a card. Ask for like a loose leaf paper with a note on it. - I'd rather have that. I'd much rather have that. - Really? - Everything you're saying about the card. You took the time. I thought of some funny words. How about you really take your time? How about you grab a spiral notebook and rip a piece of paper out? Go get a ballpoint, pit, dust that, put it in the ink. Okay, what if there's no writing in the card, but there's money? I'll take the card. (laughing) No, I mean, that's just, that's just because that's a placeholder for the gift. You know, give me a gift, but no. If you buy, if you buy cards, genuinely, I'm not even trying to exaggerate. If you purchase a card and you don't write anything in it, I'm not even talking, I write a whole sliliquit. You know me. If you don't even sign the. You don't even say exo, exo. Why do I have to sign it when I handed it to you? No, it's just for me. Why are you buying me a card? Because it's $6 on cardboard for them to read something that is not your original thought. 'Cause it's an old man in a speedo on a beach. Like, that's funny. Oh my God, just. Oh my God, no sir, no sir. No sir. That is pointless. No, no, no. That is pointless. No, it's a thought. So, I think if you bought Sarah, as a matter of fact, did you buy Sarah a card for Valentine's Day? I know you got a great gift. No, probably not, right? Yes. I spent all day with her. No, I got her a card. And you wrote nothing in it. Well, it was a Valentine's card that had a slot that said two and from. If it didn't have. Oh, okay. It was a Valentine's Day card and on the back of it, it said two and from. It was a regular regular birthday card that didn't have a prompt. No, I'm not writing in it. That is so. That's almost psychotic. I understand where you're coming from, but the fact. You just. You want us. You want us sound like Bruce Wayne or something. Oh, you're such a sentimental thing. Oh, just. It's the thought. I physically had to drag my own body to the store and sift through lines and these spoke to you. Yes. Happy birthday, babe. I love you. You're honestly an amazing person. You make me better every single day. What do you want to do? But today is yours. But that's a lie. There you are. And you know how much that costs? Zero. See, you lie. I don't lie. You don't make me better. That's. Oh, Liv has definitely made me better. You think so? 100%. Do you believe when people say they're significant others made them better? I think. I would argue that is one of. That should be one of the non-negotiables for a partner. No, Sarah. No, Sarah's 100% made me better. Exactly. But I've made you better, too. No, that's fine. It's not a tip for tap. It's not a tip. You go, "My made you better. It's bigger." You go, "I've made you f---er." Awesome. Do you agree with that? You go, "You've helped with like one issue, but I have made you incredible." You go, "I built this." No. No, you can't. No, that's toxic. I built this. You can't tip for tap. I go f---er. Okay. How about friendships? Do you think in friendships? No. You shouldn't tip for tap either. No, not tip for tap. So, in friendships, should you make your friends better as well? You should strive, too. Really? Strive to make your friends better, but above all, you gotta be accountability for them. I think, guys, I think. You think you've held me accountable? Yeah. 100%. And what? Oh, I can't say it on the air. But you should know podcast. Can I be honest about our friendship, though? Talk to me. I think our friendship is weaning. You've been saying that for years. And you've done nothing about it. I have. What are you talking about? Okay. A genuine question, right? Yes. Let's open the words. You know, I've had a bunch of eye problems, right? Yeah. So, I've been to the doctor a lot. Oh! Oh, I'll let you finish. Shut up. Shut up. You made me drive in the snow in Semino State College. In 2018, you prick! Let it go! 20. I was sick as hell. You made me go to the doctor by myself. I go, "Oh, I really wanted to play Cod that night." Mmm! I'm gonna say, "Okay, look." So, I've been going to the doctor recently, right? And I'm an adult. And I don't have. I don't know what to do at the doctor as an adult. So, you know how they make you fill out the paperwork at the beginning? It's that emergency contact on there. Which. You! And why? Why did your soul. Why did your gnarled little left hand know to go, "Oh, I don't see. Hey, him." That's the thing. I know you can. Because that's how it's supposed to be. You're my friend. Yeah. Right, my best friend. Yes. You're my emergency contact. Yeah. Now, when you fill it out, I'll live you a candidate. Every day of the week, I'll live you a candidate. You would rather have your wife as your emergency contact than your best friend. Peyton, it's my wife. It's. I know her. Sometimes she gets lost in the old house. She's like, "Oh, the best of the navigational skills." And that's fine. Yeah. But she's my wife. So, what's my blood type? You got no. Clue. Live does? Yes. Does she? No. No, she doesn't know what she. She doesn't even know your good spots. She. Oh, well. Oh, God. But she. As soon as you're married. Yeah, I am going to tell you to stop writing me. I will never - You put my wife in my emergency contact. - Why? - Over you? - Yes. - 'Cause I trust you with survival. The doctor's not some guy at a bar. It's not. Oh, what's his favorite shot? It's a medical emergency. - Yes, and I would rather. - I want my wife. - Yes, she has our insurance. What if I got, God forbid, some acts that happens. I'm just like, oh, I can't talk, right? I'm just like, oh, no, no, no, you can't see that. - Oh, are you gonna have my insurance policy? You're gonna have my policy number? - I can't find it, though. - But emergency contact? - Oh my God, how can you find it? Who would you have to call, live? - Okay, in an emergency situation, for somebody to help you in an emergency, you'd rather have your wife than me. - Okay. - That's what I'm asking you. - That's different. - No, it's an emergency contact. - Contact for the emergency. - Meaning, I'm already in hands of someone that is, that's taking care of me, like this is my emergency contact. - When does an emergency contact get called? - Exactly. - When you call the emergency contact, you already have the doctor. If you're asking me, would I rather be in like a car wreck that's like hanging off the side of a bridge with you or live you all day? - Say it louder. - All day you, you, you, you, you. - All day, no, not live you. But emergency contact being dialed means we're probably already in an ER or something. - Okay. - I need my wife there, who has my kid, who has my account information, all of our, everything. - That's so, she is, she's like my left rib. It's like you were one. - Oh, don't do that. - Get internet. You're gonna get all, the way that he talks about his wife. Be real. - I go, she's all right. - I'm just kidding. - Oh, she's a good girl. - I love, my, you may out. - What? - Did he? - What? - Are you, are you professing that you love? - Sir. - I think you just did that. I don't think you, I think I've already said it on the air. - That he loves her, the big L word. - That's incredible. - Oh, I really like Sarah. - No, don't you do it, don't you do it. I didn't mean to sting the moment. Go for it, rip it. - No, I love Sarah and hopefully one day that might be my future wife, right? - Yes sir. - She's never gonna go on that piece of paper as emergency contact. 'Cause I know what she's good at. I know it. - So then in an emergency, that's more of a red flag on you. - In an emergency. - This is how, no, because look, I know her. She's bad in pressure situations. We were on our balcony, right? And she's definitely allergic to wasps. - Wasps. - Wasps. - She's definitely allergic to wasps. - I don't like how that's coming out. Wasps. - She's, oh, wow. - Oh, we're having emergency and stars. She's definitely allergic to wasps. (laughing) - Oh no, oh no. - Where's that? - I think it's W-A-S-P-S. Wasps. - Here we go. - Oh, this is, she's definitely allergic to wasps. - She is, oh, come on. (laughing) She said, here we go. She's definitely, oh. (clapping) Oh, it's getting hot, he's sweating. Oh no, oh, we're not leaving till you get it. Oh my God. Oh my God. - She is, she's what? You're not getting no help. She's what? She's what? What is she? What's her problem? What's her allergen? Talk to me. Wasps, wasps, wasps. No, dude, that tongue gets out there, don't it? Y'all say it. Y'all say it. - Wasps. - Wasps. Wasps. (laughing) - You go wasps and China. Wasps, wasps, she's, she's definitely allergic to, dude, that tongue is, it didn't get off the cinnage on. - He's struggling with the Dutch one. - Yeah, I think it's, I think it's everything at this point. - Okay, it's safe. - Oh my God, dude, that's like a Viking more face. There we go, that was your best one, the best one. - She had a lot of mandible movement though. He said, he's definitely allergic to wasps. Like a cannibal that you picked down and there's wasps. - Yeah, fire marshal bill. Why are you rubbing your nipple? What was that? What was that maneuver? You said, oh, oh, you didn't even laugh. You said, oh, oh, oh, what's it going? You get puffy nip, gyno? - Gyno, I think I got a heavy case of costume. (clapping) I think I'm getting gyno. Thought he'd test us for him. Oh, here we go. She has a, she has a definitely allergic to wasps, right? - Okay, yes. - And so we were on the balcony and I was smoking a cigar reading a finance book, and she was. (laughing) What? What's so funny? I was smoking a cigar reading a finance book. - Name of the book. - Finance is for dummies, or an investing for dummies. Oh, God, I don't know how long he's wanted to say that. (laughing) Said, dude, I was sitting on my balcony, smoking a honey lavender stove on chapter four of investments. Well, my wife is standing there. He's like, well, my butt naked wife, sitting there making me a ribeye. How are you peasants living? (laughing) He goes, I look down to my Lamborghini Huracan. I said, not today. (laughing) Then I called out for my assistant, Reena, to come in and bet a $10,000 parlay slip on the nicks. He goes, it was an average Tuesday. How was your week, Camp? (laughing) - Freak. (clapping) I realized I had to run the whole food, so I bathed in Bacarot Rogue. Said, went down. I said, no to the Huracan, not to Huracan day. So I'm taking the G-Wagon. It's G like me. Let's go. (laughing) So I go to the whole foods, realize it's not good enough. Urwagon, here we come. Can't put too many miles on the G-Wagon. Uber black me. Oh, Reena, how's the parlay? (laughing) He goes, now I get back home, my disgusting beastly (bleep) to my wife. He goes, now I went to sleep in my California King Egyptian cotton bed. (laughing) Oh, okay. So I was reading my book. - Yeah, how was your day, Elon? What was going on? - So she's definitely allergic to wasps. Oh my God. And so we were out there. I was going to get my cigar. Read my finance book on my balcony on the third floor. (laughing) - So stupid. - It was so bright. I had to put on my Louis Vuitton sunglasses. So stupid. And so she was there and I saw a wasp laying on her shoulder. And this is why I won't have her as an emergency contact. I said, Sarah, there's a f**k wasps. Get inside, get inside. She literally did three circles and she was like, it like she couldn't figure out what to do and she like slowly backed into the house. When if she is bit by a wasp, she's dead. And she has epipans, but they're expired. She, I mean, that is equivalent, right? Yeah. That's equivalent to having asthma and walking around with an inhaler that's empty. Adults with asthma, really big pet peeve of mine. - Oh yeah, it's like, it's air, defeated. What do you mean it gives you problems? I mean, I mean, we're quite literally required to take it in. - That's the basic necessity of life, right? - Why are you having such a problem with it? - It's like a fish, it doesn't matter to swim. - Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? - Get rid of them, huh? Put 'em in make 'em a filet, serve 'em with some jasmine rice. Put a little lemon on 'em. Hit his f**king old bay and serve it up to John at booth eight. - Get 'em out of here. - I love those kind of jokes we make because we have this small community of people that don't like our like Angie jokes and I love seeing their comments. - Not a big fan of 34, 12. Really rough on the edges. - I'm really rough around the edges over there. - Yeah, it seemed a little dense. - Oh my god. - So you were talking about Sarah and Y'all's story, bro. The funniest f**king happened to me at my house the day after your party. - Okay, whatever. - So, live was, remember how live was leaving? Like two out of town? - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm saying, you remember this. - It is active and I get like scarier like load just now? - Is this on the farm? - Yeah, no, it seems like you were just trying to tell me a secret. - Oh, no, I didn't mean to, sorry, you know. - You remember how when live was leaving? Getting ready to leave? Like I didn't even realize. - I thought you were like something happened. Like you got down real quick. - All right, so you know the day after your party. You know how live and the fam they were all leaving? - Okay. - So, for whatever reason, I woke up early a sh**. We were out late, woke up early. I'm already tired and I was still, you know, a little under the influence from the night before. - Okay. - So it hasn't fully left my sense. - Low hang of it. - Yeah, a little hang, I wasn't a little hungover. - Oh, you're hungover. - I was hung turkey. - Hung turkey until the shower and then I was cleared. But I've been watching a lot of the show, Homeland on Netflix, like CIA show. - You won't stop talking about it. - I love it. And I've been seeing a lot of the John Kerriaku clips on TikTok, which is the XCIA agent. He's telling all, yeah, it's like a good morning. He's telling all his stories and stuff. - Oh yeah, oh, the guy in the glasses. - Yeah, so I've just, it's like, I've been receiving a lot of CIA sh**. So for whatever reason, I'm in a hoodie and I literally tell myself, I go, I'm a practice right here. I mean, I click on my PI. 'Cause he went off our thought. 'Cause I had the thought of the casino. I remember how I said, dude, I feel like I could be a good private investigator if I wasn't 6'7. - You did say that of the casino. - So that the very, so-- - And your head is massive. - It's not just a big, big cranium, yeah. - So I tell myself, I'm like, I'ma spy on my wife in this house right now. - She's in there making eggs, right? Oh, this is unbelievable. Y'all know my house. I'm peaking around the corner. My ears are so ringing from the night for headhards, tummy's f**king up. Got a hoodie on, right? I think I'm sitting here watching my wife make eggs, and I'm like, literally, I'm a grown f**king man. - Sneaking around your own house. - Sneaking around my own house. No one is involved in this game that I'm playing with myself. - He's all in your head. - And the best part, there's not a winner or a loser to think there's no scoring shot. - There's nothing that comes out of this. - There's nothing I gained from this. - Except for-- - And a grippy sock, maybe. - And a grippy sock, maybe a straight jacket. So I'm sitting there on this corner. I'm peaking headhards. - She's right, and I swear to God, all of a sudden, lives right behind me. She goes, "It's just slapped my head." She goes, "What are you doing?" And I went, "What the fuck?" I said, "Who's cooking eggs? It was my mom. I was so bad in my own house." And be like, "No one knows this house better than me." And I'm thinking, "I'm watching my wife." And I'm like, she goes, "What are you doing?" And she was like, "Being creepy." - That's hilarious. - And I was like, "What the fuck?" And I was like, "Oh, yeah, not for me." - What are you doing for me? How do you sit with yourself? I was like, "What is the immediate thought afterwards?" - Immediately got in the shower. - I said, "Yeah, pretty hungover." I'm getting the shower. And I was like, "I love that." - Oh, what, oh. What is your dream? I would argue, I'd venture to say, take this out, definitely be hard with the family, but that would be one of my dream jobs. Like obviously I couldn't start. Now you're kind of, what? Being a CIA agent. - Like in the CIA, like field officers, or something like that. - That's your dream job. - That would be one of them. It's like, it's-- - You know, it's not like the movies, right? Have you heard of, have you watched that guy's clips? John Kerriak's clips? - Yeah, but-- - No, there's definitely-- - He's like that guy that says that he killed Osama. He's up there with me. - Oh, no. - Like I don't know how fabricated your stories are. - Absolutely, but what do I mean? - But there's definitely different, I'm saying being one actually in the field. Like a deployable agent. I think that would be sick. - You don't have the body type for that. - Wait, not at all. - Your hips are bad, toes infected, I mean. - Oh yeah. - I bought fungal patches from my toes, by the way. - Off TikTok shop. Sort of got it then. Got a 22 pet coming in Thursday. Buying fungal patches for your infected toe off of TikTok shop might be a misdemeanor. - 1199. - You trust that? You gotta stop. You're like the clavicular with that toe. You'll just put anything on your body. - Yeah, right now, all use a pocket knife. So I said, it's gotta be better than that. - Yeah. - I'll be sitting there with a computer and go, wow. - She's real gunky today. Whip that old blade out, go pfft. - Yeah. Put it right here and I go like this. I literally hold it upside down and I'm going. I'm caught. You'd think I'm carving my initial in a red oak. I'm going. - What the fuck? - I've lost all feeling. - I've lost all feeling that toe off. - Yeah, worry about the dream job. I'll show you Thursday when they come in. - I'm going. - I'm going. - It's 22 of my only need for one toe. - Yeah, dude, Kim. - That's 22 consecutive wears. You can use one. - I don't have, in fact, my toes are clean. You want to see my toe? - But I'm saying just to experience it. - Great my toes. It's like a truck. - There's something that came out of that sauce. (laughing) - That foot. - Yeah. - First off, the fact that your third toe as your longest one is crazy. Your third toe is outsticking your big toe in your second toe. That's disgusting. Those toes. - No. - We'll get demonetized. - We will get demonetized. And Robbie's foot comes out of the side. - That's the cleanest. - Yeah, it's a good foot. - Shiniest. - Yeah. - Whiteest. Little paw. I've ever seen. - Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? - And you have the same small, little black prickly hairs that my wife does on their big toe. I mean, that literally, if you just hit the pure size that sheer magnitude of that paw, I'd be like, that could be his foot. It could be. That it, you get clear coat. You get clear coat on your feet. - Yeah, I get clear coat feet. - No, okay. 'Cause I'm not gonna forget my question, but you need to explain why. 'Cause I, honestly, right. Clear coat on your hands. You're the one that put me on that. That's nice. It makes you look really well groomed. Well groomed, you're very clean, man. - Yeah. - Who the fuck is seeing your talents to where you need clear coat? - What I do in the bedroom is under your concern. One, two. No, you want me to be honest? You want the real reason why I get clear coat on my toes? You don't even own a pair of flip flops. - It makes me feel good. It's the same reason why you get designer underwear. You know what I mean? Like the same reason you feel like Calvin Klein underwear. - That's also not true. 'Cause you bought, you bought Calvin Klein, you bought skims, and then you bought crop tops to show 'em off. So if you got clear coat, and then you went and bought some little sandals and make more sense, right? I think it's just like you know under there is a present. And so you just feel, the same reason why you keep your downstairs groomed. - Oh yeah, well that's, I mean sometimes-- - 'Cause you know you want your muffin to be pretty. - You need that. - For those of your muffins, you need that muffin to be pretty. - Yeah, the muffin will be gone. Play it'll be clear. - Yeah. - But who, you want a good muffin? A nice, crystallized sugar up top? You want a little bit of things from the lunch line. - Yeah. - You want a good muffin? And I got a good muffin on my foot. - Oh my God. - You should know podcast. - Hey, we were talking about emergency contacts, and I want to talk about emergency vehicles. - Oh God. - So I saw something driving back to my house the other day. - Really, really threw me off. - I saw an ambulance at a gas station pumping gas. And I want everybody to think about this. Why the fuck is an emergency vehicle at a 7-Eleven getting gas? - Hey man, their cars run just like ours. - They got to wake up and put boxes on just like we do. - Don't ambulances and fire trucks have to have gas stations in their home base? - I would assume they got maybe like a refuel policy. Like they can they can top your glass off. But I don't think they have enough for like just full blown. I could be wrong though. Brilliant question. But at the same time. 'Cause I was driving past, I was driving past 7-Eleven. I saw an ambulance literally had a nozzle in their thing. - I've never seen that. - And I was like I've never seen this. That is a hazard on so many levels. - That has to be what do they get a call in the middle of pumping gas? - Yeah. Or what if like they had somebody in their car like they're an emergency vehicle. And he's like, "Oh!" - Trevor's like, "I'll take winter green, six milligrams." Let me get the snickers in 40 on pump eight. - Yeah, he has to go back and say, "What pump are we on?" What is that? What does that say? - The gas in back, there's legs, carterized. He's like, "Gah!" He goes, "You want peanuts, Diet Coke? What do you need from inside, huh?" - Like asking of asking somebody strapped on a gurney that's got an IV in. - Hey, bro, you need a snack. Is crazy. - This is an emergency vehicle. You don't have shifts of when you know actions about to happen. - You're on call. - Exactly. So what if you're getting a call, but you don't have any gas? You shouldn't, I feel like an ambulance. - It's irresponsible. - Yeah, an ambulance should never leave its home base without a full tank. - So what if they don't have gas, like they don't have that at the base? - I don't think that's a sufficient government sanctioned base. - I don't either. - I don't either, but they might not. - It might, it might, was it a, was a, no, it was a full ambulance. - Oh no, I wasn't asking that. Was it an underfunded community? - I'm just, I mean, talk where I live. - No, they're well off. - I know, they're well off. - But this isn't that crazy to me. But I've also never seen like a 7/11 Chevron pump outside of a fire station. - Here you go. I don't know what you do. You opened up a new mythical mystery wormhole. I'm going, I think mine without any previous talks about it or knowledge, I think mine's probably most spot on. They probably have a little thing that can like, top them off at the, good morning. Top them off at the, at the station, but they have to stop and get gas. I don't think there's anything. I think it's more of, no, they can't, you know, they can't stop and get gas. You know why? Because ambulances have hard narcotics in the back. - That's fine. - That's a hazard. That's like a Brinkstruck. - Brinkstrucks get gas. - Yes, but Brinkstrucks are also armed and armored and they have somebody in the back. - I'm sure there's a police officer, or at least one guy. - No, they're not. In ambulances, there's not police officers in ambulances. - There's not one guy with a block. There's not one guy. - No, there, those are doctors in nurses. - There's only not, just 'cause I got a lab coat in a stethoscope. No, I mean, I can switch some up. All right, let me sit in the back. You don't try to bust in and try to seal all the narcan or whatever. Yeah, but that's the, you can't, you can't have that. That's what I'm saying. It's irresponsible to leave an ambulance running 'cause you can't turn off an ambulance in public. You can't turn off the engine of an ambulance. - I don't think that's a thing. - An ambulance's engine's never turned off. - That's not real. That is, that is not, that can't be real. - An ambulance's engine never turns off. - You can't stand by that statement. - In public, no they can't. - That is moronic. - If they can, non-public. - So they don't even cut, they don't cut. If you don't turn the car off, when you saw a pump and gas. - No, they, name one time, think, look at me in my eyes. Think of one time you've been in public. Since you're an adolescent where you've seen an ambulance not turned on. - I can't even tell you four times I've seen an ambulance up the top right there. Like, that's very specific, but I'm saying, there's no, what's the benefit? You can go, you're an ambulance. You have to be the second on the scene. - So answer me this, so an ambulance is delivering a patient that they just picked up. Everyone out of the car leaves. One guy stays in there, knowing he can't leave it out of screw. You think the engine's on? - They don't take everybody out, there's always one in there. - Dude, were you a doctor? What are we doing? How do you know, were you in the field? - No, I've been around ambulance a lot. - You did a drug right along with the guy. You've been in ambulance a lot. I would love for you, I would love for you. - I said I said I've been around ambulances a lot. - Where? - I live by, I've always lived by a hospital. Ambulances are at the fire house. Or are you nuts? So are cops there too? - Could be. - But they have their own stations. - So do ambulances. Ambulances have their ambulance station. - Where's it at? - Hospital. - That's the hospital. - And that's where ambulance is to go to sleep. That's where they stay. - So what's the purpose of the ambulance? - To ambulance. - So the purpose is to bring people to the hospital. Bring and take, receive, drive off and pick up. They're the UPS of bodies. - So they're bed exits. - They're body bed exits. - They're body fed exits. - They ambulance. - Yeah, they ambulance, fire trucks, put out fires. They go to, put out the fire, then come back to home bed. - Fire trucks aren't just for fires. They're the first on every scene. - Actually, it might not be at a fire house, but they're not at, they're not state. They're not, what is their back cave? Under the hospital? - No. So fire trucks, I think it's going on. - Fire trucks stay at the fire house. It's named after it. - Yeah, police stay at the police station. - Ambulances are out of hospitals. - No, that's a hospital. That's where the nurse is in the doctor. - And who drives the ambulances? Nurses and doctors. - Wrong again. - Who cops? Fire fighters and paramedics. - Fire fighters don't drive ambulances. That's where they have fire trucks. That's cross-contamination. - P. You think about this. You think the doctor, the doctor, 75's gonna be a boy's, he's driving to the incident. He's gonna assess the guy. Have other people throw him back, drive back to the hospital and they go, give me five, I gotta scrub in. Those are emergency nurses, there's hospital nurses and there's emergency nurses. Those are in- - Where do the nurses work? Where do the nurses work, Peyton? If they're in nurses work, in the hospital. - That's why they park at the hospital, I'm telling you. - So you, oh my god, oh my god. - You just figured out what a nurse was today. - What? - 'Cause you didn't know what they were. - What? - Did you just say you didn't know what a nurse was? - Oh, he's gone. - Oh, you're so far gone. Oh my god, he got, he got bit by one of the (beep) (laughs) - He is out of there. When did I ever say I don't know what a nurse is? No, the nurses prep the doctor and take care of the patients. The doctor performs the surgery. - Yes, doctors and nurses, the paramedics and the EMTs. - Paramedics are nurses, half the time, firefighters. - No, a paramedic is a medic. A paramedic, you're a paramedic, it's too. (laughs) - Oh my god. - It's your in tandem. You're like, dude, we gotta call, we gotta go now. We gotta get the paramedics. (laughs) - Oh my god, bro. - Speaking on the medical world, my grandma's doing good. But speaking of the medical world, I thought you were gonna wait. - Wait, wait. - Now I honestly felt it. I honestly was going for a cool moment. I had this weird thing in the back of my left arm that I just thought you were gonna. Wait, no, are you on? Did you hit it? Did you hit it? The casino? - No. - No, I was really trying to curate a pretty cool moment. - What are you saying? - I said medical world. I literally had a slight inkling. 'Cause I never, you know what? You don't wanna over-promise an under-deliver. Which I've done. - I forgot. - You don't wanna over-promise. - I'm feeling like I just hit it crack. - That's fine. Welcome to the favorite dream. I had a tingle. Thinking. - You were gonna say, now just every time you talk it, restarts, right? That's how that happens. - Yeah. - You talked during the voicemail. I didn't hear it started over. - Okay. - You can start over voicemail. (laughs) - You can redo a voicemail? That has saved me a lot of confusion. - I said speaking of the medical world, I had a tingle that you were gonna say, how is your grandma? - I haven't thought about it in a while. - That's fine. Me most do it. - Is she doing good? - Dude, sorry to interrupt you, Malcolm. So my parents came for the surprise party. They went back home to see Malcolm. No, he's alive. But he was laying on the ground when everything came in. - Okay. - And so they were recording him. And they were halfway in the house. He didn't know they were in there. And they had to be like, hey Malcolm, he goes, oh, and he got real excited. He did like a front barrel roll. It was actually pretty athletic. I mean, but what are the odds? One out of 10, he meant to do that. - Zero. Yeah, he has little control of the extremities now. - Basically, I was trying to call your call of asking on my grandma. And it was gonna be this amazing moment. Like, oh my God, I can read your mind. I completely missed. So I'm gonna continue with what I was doing. Now it was that, right? So speaking of the medical world, I saw a TikTok other day. (laughs) (laughs) Are you okay? (laughs) I can't see. (laughs) Oh no, this is gonna be okay. (laughs) Oh! (laughs) That's a leader now, a water. You haven't even opened it. - Something's coming out of my eye. - Basically, oh my God, you're crying profusely. (laughs) Oh my God, I had a good, I had a good little chuckle, but you were tearing up. (laughs) Oh wow. I saw a TikTok of this doctor who was on call. He had just left his shift, but he was on call. He gets to his house. They call him, "Hey, there's an emergency." I just said call six times. I just said call six times. (laughs) I don't give a fuck. (laughs) He just got to his crib. He wanted to go to sleep. He got a call saying there was an emergency that he had to come in because he's on call and perform an extensive surgery. And he promised, he documented the whole thing. And then that surgery was seven hours. - It's okay. - Have you ever thought about that though for like a thing? - Doing something for seven hours, right? - Think about back to, you're very short-standing of reality, right, with the orange theory. Think about a shift, right? That's eight hours. - Yeah, no, it wasn't. - What was your shift? - Like four or five hours. - Oh yeah, you were part time. (laughs) - You didn't want to there, hold it. So take your shift, double it. - Yeah, pass to the neck. - But imagine that entire time, you are over another human being, doing the smallest of cuts, the smallest of nips here, draining this, moving that fat with the whole squad behind you. And you don't, like, you don't, there's no break. - Yeah, you can take breaks. - No, I know, but I'm not, I'm saying like, there's not like a lunch break. I heard, you take half an hour, you're like, oh, it's turkey clubs killing it. - You don't take lunch breaks on the middle of surgeries? So you just cover it up. - Oh, well, well, I'm saying like, so like, there's like the head surgery, right? And then there's all the people, scapple. (laughs) Oxygen, whatever they go. - And someone's getting a lobotomy. - What's that? Oh, my grandpa got one of those 'cause he was left handed in black. They're like, something, but this is all f---ed up. Hey, the rest of the piece, he died. I mean, never got to meet the man. But he did get a lobotomy 'cause he was left handed in black. It was a trouble time in the South. - I thought you said 'cause he had a headache. - No, he was left handed. No, he had a headache after the lobotomy. (laughs) I'm not sure that's a, it has to. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, that's slowly growing to one of my biggest fears, the lobotomy? No, racism, as the whole, it's getting up there. Seriously. - Pierce goes, "None, be scared of." (laughs) This is so f---ed strange, man. What I'm saying? He said, "Satag me in." I'm saying, I'm saying that, I don't care, man. That's one of those episodes, you know what I mean? Dude, you know, if you're here this far, you're not going anywhere. You made it, you're 52 minutes in. You're not leaving. Yeah, right. - No. - Yeah. - No. - Yeah. Like it matters in the first 30. If you're here after that, you're staying around, man. - Dude. - Oh. - Okay, in the comments, have you made it this far? Do you like this? - Oh my god, oh my god. - Oh my god, sorry. This is wicked. - Oh. - But you should know podcast. - You want to rank NBA players' hotness? - That's true. - Like the hottest NBA players? - Oh. - A list came out of the hottest NBA players. - I saw that guy ask Anthony Edwards. - Yeah, so you-- - Edwards being seven is wild, by the way. - All right, you want to go to the list and we can go from the top 10, 10 to one. No, Anthony Edwards is a smoke show. - No, I'm saying hi. He should be hired. He's a good-looking man. - Yeah, sorry, Anthony. - You go again. - I feel he wouldn't like that joke. - Yeah, I really don't need that. - Yeah. - All right. Boy, you got me. - No, this is a bad list. Like, I don't know who put this list together. I want to know what they look like. - Rick Fox. - No, it was a, I saw who it was. I saw their TikTok as they were doing it. It was a group of guys and girls. And it's like, they run like a sports website. - So top eight range panel to be a part of. - Yeah. - He has to be. - Well, you would think. - Okay, I'm about to read it. I'm about to read it. - Well, Kelly, Ubrae in person and I got butterflies. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So here we go. Starting from 10. One is the hottest, right? - One's the hottest? - Yeah. - Okay, here we go. It's from 10 to one, one being the hottest. Number 10 hottest player in the NBA. Yannis Aute de Cucco. - See, that's very, that's very physical. - He's a 50 with women. He's a good-looking guy. - It's weird though with women. 'Cause I think as a guy, I can objectively be like, you know what I'm talking about when we're talking about us. - Oh, he's a good-looking man. - He is 10. - 10 suits him. - 10. Number nine. Pretty guy. He's pretty. I've been watching his vlogs, he's a good mouth. So he has a good-looking girl. He has a good-pretty teeth and stuff. - Good teeth. - He's an okay-seezer, drive away. - He can go. - Um, number eight, LeBron James. - My glorious king should be number one. And there's no doubt about it. - Yeah. - No, I'm just kidding. That's another weird one. Surprisingly not. - He's a good-looking guy. - Lot of feet. I don't know, we're not going to the eyes of the women. We're going for ourselves. - Oh, but he's not terrible. He's just, he's old. He's an old gentleman, but looks great. Like whenever I see like his like tunnel, you know, the videos him walking into tunnel. - Yeah. - Great outfits. - Beer to stilper scene. - Well, once he wears a du ragged, cover that up. It's good. - Oh, good. - Next, number seven. - Anthony Edwards. - Anthony has got to be higher. - He's got to be higher. - He's top three mature person. - I mean, he just oozes aura. - Yes, yes. Number six. Kevin Love. - I get it. - Next, silver fox. - I can understand it, that's a good silver fox. Now, hear me out. I'm gonna let you finish this list. And I'm gonna rip two names that immediately are better than Kevin Love. If they're not on this list. - Okay. - Immediately hotter, guys. Number five. - Rick Fox. - Told you. - Rick Fox. - Rick Fox was, he was. - Yeah. - Rick Fox was probably. - In his day. - Oh, what? - I mean, what? - No, not Wilton Numbers, but. - I don't believe that. I don't believe Wilton, I don't believe Wilton's body count as much as you don't believe his 100 point game. - Yeah. - Actually, I actually don't believe any. - Number next one. We're getting the tricky waters here. Number four, Tristan Thompson. - I thought you were about to say, "Trey Young is what I say, hell no." - No, "Trey Young" not in the top five. - No, not in the top five. - But, Tristan Thompson. - Oh, they like a little scandal. - Yeah, I'm not, I'm not heavy on Tristan. - I'm not, for the top five, no. There's no way. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah. - You like Tristan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He looks like that other black. Um, number three, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm bad at his name. Oh, she, uh, uh, last name. Oh, she and a nob. Yeah, yeah. I could see it, but I'm gonna go. No, I'm from a woman's perspective. I can see it. He's got a good, he's got good, he's good right here. I like this. Yeah, but it's more than just that. I'm gonna give you two repairs, get ready to look up. I'm gonna get number two. We're on the top two now. The second hottest NBA player, according to this list, Nick Clackston, a lot of females, a lot of looking guy. I wouldn't have him in the top two or the top five. There's, I think we got hotter players. Uh, we got to have hotter players in our league. The fact that Kyle Corver is 17 is wicked. Kyle, Kyle Corver used to look like stop. Um, number one. The hottest player in the NBA, according to this list, drop it. It's gotta be Dwayne Wade. They have Dwayne Wade as a hottest player. Now Dwayne Wade, I think you just got accustomed to how he looks. Dwayne Wade's a good looking guy. He was, Dwayne Wade was a smoke show. Yeah, you see in his underwear shoots, especially in his prime. Well, as soon as you heard Rick Fox, that should have put that to rest. Yeah. So I'm, I'm more baffled that not only was Kelly Ubrey, not number one. That means he was nowhere on the list. No. They're having the nerve to say Kelly Ubrey is not a top 10 all time looking. He's not in the top 25. So who were the names? Rui Hatcha Mora. Oh, Rui's a Rui. He's a smoke show. He's beautiful, bro. He's a beautiful man. And then, and then you go and look up a documentary. He's just, I mean, fluent Japanese. Yeah, he's a good looking cat. Uh, Rui Hatcha Mora, Laurie Markin and Jalen Durin. I'd have to see. Laurie Markin and, yeah. Javonte McCoy. Javonte. We're bringing G league stars. He's got you. I don't got to, I don't have a chance. Oh my God. Not a, not an absolute chance. I mean, Javonte. 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