Was This War RACIST?! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 237

- You want your drugs with us? - Yeah. I'm selling crack. I haven't hit my wife in weeks. Okay, Uncle Eli. Let's get you your oatmeal and let's go to bed. (cheering) Cody is charging out the in-bomb. (laughing) (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ Say hi to Eli ♪ ♪ He's racially ambiguous and random ♪ ♪ His hair is fucking fabulous ♪ ♪ Don't die, a dark talk disposition ♪ ♪ There's a battle electrician ♪ ♪ Welcome to unsubscribe ♪ Hey, what is up everyone? It is our favorite month, November and April, our favorite month. It's November, which means we are doing the Veterans Month. Veterans Month. Two new pieces of merch, amazing pieces of merch. We have TBI Fridays. The sun will come out tomorrow. Unfortunately, you all know how this works. 100% of the profits will go towards non-profits at the end of the month. That's right, we're donating everything we make off of these at the end of the month to some amazing veteran nonprofit organizations. 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Drinking or the podcasting? Oh, both. I've been trying to save it for the live shows. But hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fatal X-Rition, Brandon Herrera, and myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We wanted to do just a kind of host episode, because we have our live show, our first one coming up, in San Antonio, day after tomorrow. All I could think of when you said I've been saving up all my talking for the live shows is just Goku with the spirit bomb. And just like letters coming from all over the galaxy. And your Scrabble Awards, you're going to use N. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, you don't know. [LAUGHTER] Cody's charging up the N-bomb. [LAUGHTER] Oh, no. And just like DBZ for five episodes, I'm just over here not talking. What's he doing? Let him cook. You're the first. Lend me a little bit of your racist. It's a giant ball. I'm saving up to hit it at the perfect time. Giant ball of bicycles coming at me. On a plane. Jesus Christ. None of this matters anymore. YouTube's down. We all have to go back to work anyways. That's true. Five minutes before we jumped on here, we found out YouTube's down. You know it's not down, Pepperbox. That's a plus. Oh, fuck it. Massive dub for Pepperbox over here. Oh, that's some good time. I'm actually tweeting that right now. Yeah, just say that's why YouTube's doing it. That's a really good tweet, actually. And I'll really tweet it also. Yeah, it's also show Pepperbox should tweet that. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm good, but thank you. Give me that sugar rush. This is our Veterans episode because this month is Veterans Month. So, naturally, we are all here. Veterans, each and every one of us. Munch one. Me, but it's not going away, is it? What do you mean this month? This month, isn't some made up comedy gobbling gook? No, no. OK. Technically, we did make Veterans Month. It's supposed to be one day. Yeah, we just raised money the entire time. So you'll see the shirts. I don't know what they are yet. We have not came up with any designs for Veterans Month yet, but they will be on the screen. Yes, we did. Did we? Which we haven't done. What? I didn't see it. Is it the Veterans? Yeah, it's because I'm the merch guy. This is what I do. I handle these things. Veterans. Warning. Mike himself. No. Oh, Jesus. What? That's a good one. I thought so. I like your ideas, either. Thank you. This is a no bad idea, so accept that. OK, we got it. Good. Oh, yeah, that was right. I forgot about that. OK, I don't know who it is. That's pretty fucking yeah. And then. Yep, OK. OK, that's it. Yeah. That's face to just the sun will come out tomorrow. Unfortunately. That's like it's going to worse before it gets worse. It's perfect. Hey, what's up, Mr. Jake? I'm Jake. Jake, I'm doing a great plug for Pepper Box right now. All of YouTube is down. You know what's not down? Pepper Box. Jake's like bad news. That's why I'm here. [LAUGHTER] The hands are on fire. Chad, we're cooked. We're like the ugly chick getting asked to prom after the hot chick got hit by a car. Don't mind me. I'm just seeing how many continuing education credits I have to get before December to keep my electricians licensed for no reason in particular. [LAUGHTER] I'm like, oh, this is not good. This is selling crack. This is my 9/11, OK? I have to go back to work. Oh, my God. Well, it's been a lot. That's like the meme is like every time we do this. It's been a while since we did a gang episode, but it literally has been. Yeah, this is true. I mean, we did. You weren't even here when we did codies. I haven't heard since last time Brandon still wasn't a congressman. And you'll be here the next. You got a gang tattoo? Yeah. That's true. So did Brandon. Brandon got his first tattoo. Yeah, I think we talked about that on the-- I don't know when these podcasts are going up, too. How was it? How did it feel? Not bad. How was your first time? It's fucking-- they went gentle. Were they gentle? Yeah. Oh, good. They went easy. We'll sit in the back seat of a car. Not a lot of blood. No, that's good. When they hit his tent, you got to watch his face change. Instantly. Yeah. It was a tent, and it was like a piano wire. It was fine. Yeah, until they hit the tent, and it was just like, yeah, this is-- well, you know, that's not great. Have you ever seen, I think it's called, like, 124 hours or whatever. It's based on real life. It's a movie. I think it's Franco. Yeah, when Franco is like the climber. He gets like his arm stuck behind a rock or something. And it's a cut his own arm off. And when he's like in the movie, when he's cutting his arm off, he's like doing pretty good. Like, ah, and then he gets to the tendon. And it's just like-- Oh, yeah, the nerve. Yeah. He gets-- and have you read the book? No. Brother and Christ, he describes that. He's like, yeah, so it was dead. I was feeling it was dead because he'd been there for five days or something stupid at that point. He was there for many days, hoping someone would find him. And then-- Yeah, I mean, hoping like cutting your arm off isn't plan A. Yeah. So he was there for 18 minutes. He's like, well, what's the first thing you think he did? He's like, well, I'm going to have to break these bones in order so-- I want you to discover-- --channel you had drink your own piss. Well, he did do that. Yeah, see, know it. Bear girls, that's what's up. He would lean back and forth until he heard both bones snap because he's like, I can't cut through the bones. So I'm going to just have to break my forearm bones. So he heard both of them snap. And then he just started cutting. And he waited to actually cut the nerves because he was cutting through it. He's seen a white thing. He touched it. And instant, just fucking pain. So he's like, oh, I don't know what I do. Cut around all the muscle. And then boom, just cut through the giant nerves at the last step. And then walked back for-- I think it was like 10 miles or 12 miles. He had turnicated it earlier like a day before. And then on the walk. OK, so he intentionally killed it-- Yeah. --before-- At that point. He's like, it's-- Dad, don't give a shit. On the walk back at the 10 mile mark, couples walking towards him. He's like, I need help. And they're like, are you OK? Are you sure? He's like, I'm the guy that's lost. I'm like, who? He's like, I'm-- [LAUGHS] I'm like, holy shit, he's missing an arm. Then they went, grabbed a helicopter, or they ran back, got a helicopter, and they airlifted him out. Or he might actually walk the last-- forget that part. But yeah, wild ass story. It's like, fuck off. Also, the lesson he learned was, next time I leave, I'm going through text and tell people where I'm at. Instead of just disappearing. to the wild. It's a lot of different strategies. Don't go outside for fun. There's that, especially the ocean. The duality is true. But what do you want from me? All of mankind has been like man outside kind of fucking sucks. We should build houses and castles and get away from this. What was your tweet the other day going west? You get it? Oh, yeah, I like it. Never made sense to me. You know, I mean, you know, like, oh, you're learning about manifest destiny and the fucking gold rush and everybody migrating west to bow on like. So they were leaving like Boston and Philadelphia, like cobblestone streets and streetlights and plumbing and like modern amenities and shit and just to go live in a log cabin and get fucking toothpicks shot at them by Native Americans and they're covered wagons for the rest of their lives. Why? Now that I'm 30, I'm like, I fucking get it. Never mind. Because Joseph says, no, I'm just sick of people. Honestly, like, I'm like, do you still need to watch? If you haven't watched prime American prime evil? So good. It's on my list. I haven't seen it yet. Dude, so positive. I finally, me and Hannah go to a movie every week for date night. Movies fucking suck now. I was going to say every week is wild because you're you're digging up like the bottom of the door. Yeah, for sure. Like movies suck now. The movie for the movie roof man with Channing Tatum is the best movie I've seen in a long ass time. It looks so good. It's so good. It's a hundred percent based on real life. Fucking spoiler alert. If you don't want to hear about it, you guys good. It's it's based on a real criminal called roof man. Okay. And he would he was like an X 82nd airborne guy that was just like hyper observant like he cat. He like he could he could walk down a street and tell you how many houses had like chimneys and shit like that. And he figured out that fast food places didn't have their money picked up on the weekends. They had it all picked up from the whole weekend on Monday morning. So Sunday night, he would climb up on top of a fast food place with a hammer beat through the roof, drop down into the restaurant, wait for the manager to show up with a gun. And then when the manager showed up, he'd have him unlock the safe. And then he'd make sure they put their coats on and then he'd lock them in the fucking fridge. And then after like 15 minutes and he'd gotten away, he'd call 911 so they didn't freeze. And like everybody is like he's super polite like one dude. The reason he got caught is because he gave his coat to a manager that didn't have one is how he ended up getting. He knocked up 45 restaurants before they caught him, but they couldn't prove that he did the other 44. So what the DA did was he hit him on a kidnapping charge for the three employees that he locked in the fridge and got him put away for like 20 years. So then he's in prison for a minute escapes. And he's like lay in low. So he decides he's going to go inside of a Toys R Us and live inside of one of the displays. And he spends six months living inside a Toys R Us display, slowly stealing video games and selling them to pawn shops until he waits till Christmas when all the money's coming in. And Rob's like $100,000 from Toys R Us during the on like Christmas Eve. And then goes and buys like counterfeit papers to make it to Venezuela and shit. And they caught him like going to the airport. So it almost worked. Yeah. Like he was that close to getting away with it. It's a good ass movie. It's chaining to him. Yeah. Nice. It's really good. I need to watch that one. We talked to it. I don't want to say anything other than watch weapons because I can't give I just I want to say anything because you just have to go in and just I love that weapons is just a creepy sadistic core movie. Yeah, with no deeper meaning. And everybody's like, is this about school shootings? Is this about this? Is this about? Is this an allegory for that? And he's like, Nope, it's just creepy shit deal with it. It's just like it's just like Hemingway. It's like the old man is an old man. The sea is the sea. You just walk away from that movie like this holy. Huh. That hasn't happened in a long ass time. I was like, Okay, well, that's it. I'm going to I'm going to just help people to watch it. And then zero spoilers. Just go watch that. I text Cody. You know who the director is, right? Yep. Yeah. The widest kids, you know? Yep. Yep. Yeah, I'm a PCP. Yep. Oh, so fucking good. I'm like, uh, you watched F one. You've already seen that. F one's good. Okay. Yeah. I watched that on the plane and immediately regretted watching it on a plane. Yeah. It's like, I doubt that could be used with a bigger screen, but it was really good. That was at the movie. Did you watch it at the theater? Yeah. That's a peak peak. And if you haven't watched it yet. Yeah, that's right there. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no, that was good. That was really good. Thank God. I rewatched Ford v. Ferrari the other day. I forgot how good that movie was. I forgot how sad it was. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a true story. Yeah. You're like, Oh, that sucks. Well, kid, whole family. And they got to watch it. I'm racing. Don't spoil that one for me. I know it's unknown. No, I have it for you. Ferrari. We watched it at Eli's birthday the other or like five years ago. Oh, yeah. At my was I there yet? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, shit. Cool. I didn't remember. I was like, did we? I was like, Oh, yeah, we did. Holy fuck. We have a different party. Yeah. That's not weird. Oh, fuck. Now we got the veterans month. So we'll be doing that 100% of the process. Off it is going towards three or four nonprofits. Again, we're seeing which ones we want to choose this year. We're just going to ask if we had any in mind that we were looking at in particular. Because what which ones did we just veteran running for Congress that we were going to back. Last time we covered, I'm not the person my one or two explosions. My memory is pretty. TVI Fridays. Yeah. Yeah. Product placement. I don't remember where we donated last time. I think we did. Oh, boot campaign was won. Yeah. That's a really good work. And then there was three others. And I do not remember those. I know that Sarah group. What was it? Valera group. Oh, yeah. Like a independence fund. Yeah. Independence fund because she runs a really tight. She really gives a fuck about that. Like truly. That's something that we've always been big out here too, is trying to figure out like, all right, do the research on the charity to make sure that a good portion of the proceeds are actually going to what it says it's going to. And not just these big charities that 80% of all of the money that they get goes toward marketing to get more money, you know, board, board a director's salaries, all this inflated dumps veteran nonprofits. We actually let you fight horses never for all PTSD. You want to come fight horses with swords. Yeah. I just thought of like mango from blazing saddle. It's just punching up in a horse. There's a lot of veterans who would take out fighting horses with swords. I get scared. Man, my rage is gone. Well, it's cool. How does this care PTSD? They're like, air PTSD. Elmer is a clue. It's got a veteran made stamp on some of their products now. Beat this shit out of worth. It's all accounting tricks with some of these places. It's veteran made. Oh, so it's veteran own, not what I said. What I said, man, this nonprofit really took off. Of course, horses veteran ended. Well, the veteran made this horse in this sword. The veteran made the horse. The block makes come. That's true. How's your nonprofit going? You open the barn door. And there it was. He broke the mic. Oh, look at it. Oh, my God. Have you had a veteran's one? She's Christ, please. Brandon's running for Congress again, dude. That's in the will be before you made your case. It was. Yeah, unfortunately tangentially related to everyone at the table. Brandon or I hate horses. You back me to a court. Pretty well here. Just like fucking smack in every branch on the way down. How much damage can we do here? These live shows are gonna be a terror. Brandon, what kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked Eli. This is a poncho. Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt. Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable, great looking shirts all the time. Fan, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt. I got turned on a poncho like a year ago, been wearing them ever since. Personally prefer I think this is the western because it's got the pearl snacks because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable. Who's the thing I find really cool? Brandon, do the glasses trick. So poncho's have this neat little thing in the pocket. Are you just take your glasses? No, no, the other one. Be more specific. Get the shit about that. All right. Watch everyone. So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the the bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber. so you can clean your glasses. - I make him clean my phones. - He does. I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. - Wait, what? - Right over here. - Got a little zipper pocket. - I even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart? - And his drugs. (laughs) - Things you might need to know. Pancho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts. - Oh, holy shit. - They're soft, they're really (beep) soft. - Yo, what? - That's my one, like, thing is (beep) in fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as (beep) that's why we wear them all the time. - So Pancho's got a bunch of great styles. The original Western denim and ultra light. If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way, give Pancho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/unsub and get $10 off your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-Outdoors.com/unsub. - Well, at least everyone's doing good. As we prep for this, we're gonna be hitting the, oh my God, we're gonna be exhausted. He's the most exhausted. - He's gonna be a couple. - Well, it's live shows break for a week. Live shows break. - Ranged day. - Ranged day, break for at least a couple weeks. There's like a couple in between that. And then, then four more after. - Yeah, yeah. - But we got those breaks in between those. - It's so nice. - I gotta go to fucking Corpus Christi. I'm on number first. What are you doing in Corpus? - That's right here. - What? - World of Warships rented out the USS Lexington, the aircraft carrier to do a Jiu-Jitsu tournament fundraiser for a Jiu-Jitsu non-profit. - Is that an active carrier or that one? - No, it's like you're using types of ships. - Like they're like, you wanna come do Jiu-Jitsu? Wanna fucking aircraft carrier? - Hell yeah. - For charity, I was like, I'm really busy, but fine. Yeah, so I'll be there. - There's gonna be a bunch of other like MMA. - Yeah, so that's the fucking funny story. - Nothing on World of Warships, but they're not Jiu-Jitsu people. So they don't know. They're just like, oh, hey, this guy's in the video game. He's a big YouTuber. He's known for doing Jiu-Jitsu or whatever. We'll see if he wants to teach at our seminar and like, I'm a Jiu-Jitsu coach been doing it for a while. Sure, no problem. So they're linked up with We Defy. Basically, it's a non-profit and they, if you're a veteran that struggles with PTSD, they'll pay for your tuition at Jiu-Jitsu gym and buy you a key. - So you can beat up horse. - You can be part of a community. Yeah, other people. Yeah, sure. It's a really cool organization, but the head dude calls me and he's like, hey, so what's your plan on what you're trying to do? And I was like, I mean, whatever. I'm there for whatever you need me for. He's like, okay, cool. 'Cause they're kind of wanting you to instruct. And he's like, not saying you can't, you can't if you want to. But here's the other people that are instructing. And it's like, insert Travis Stevens, judo, bronze medalist and Jiu-Jitsu black belt and then like, world champion, world champion, world champion, yeah. Like dudes like that, like literally the top 1% of 1% of Jiu-Jitsu is like, yeah, I really don't want to go up and instruct before or after any of them. So. - So we're going to talk about it on board. - Yeah, I'm having to just hang out and be there. And you know, who shake hands and do stuff? Yeah, I'll do that. Speaking of which, high five or being the two people at this table that are in that game now. - No way. - World of Warships. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I just got added. - I'm not trying to brag. I'm the only one that's on PC and consoles, so go fuck yourself. - I actually don't know. - I do. - Dude, oh, I'm not getting added to which one. - You're added on Legends, which is consoles only. You're not on PC. - I'm on. - The only thing you play. - I don't even have a console. - I can't even play with myself. You can always play with yourself. - I just like, that's the attitude. That's the spirit. - I don't want it, Brad, go fuck yourself. (all laughing) - I said one, two combo there. - I gotta have something. They let him get creative with the voice acting lines. Mine had to be like very straightforward. Like read the lines exactly. Really, he was talking smack in his. - I was talking use specifically on something. - Damn him. Why didn't they let you do the same thing? It was, I did it like a year and a half ago before. Before they were like cut and loose. I think that was one of the first people to do it or whatever. So they were on edge about it. - They let me say some really funny shit in there. They're like, we don't know if we'll use it, but just go for it. Like one of them just like, can I call my team retards? They're like, well, you can't say that word, no. And I'm like, all right, how about this? Did my entire team show up on the short carrier today? (all laughing) - The guys in the fucking recording studio were just dying, like we're just fucking around. - There were a bunch of old dudes, that's sweet. I like working with the World of Warships. - Yeah, they were very chill. - How am I supposed to net? - They have to be killing it because they do mobile, right? - Or no. - They do mobile console and PC. - I do have mobile. It is Legends. Yeah, okay, yeah, I can get that on my phone. This accidentally turned into an ad for World of Warships, but I know, I'm just looking at their evaluation. I don't remember what the name of the company is, it owns it. War gaming, yeah, there you go. That sounds right. - Very small $1.5 billion company. - Yeah. World of War tanks franchise is draining it. - Jesus! - It's like companies like that, 7 billion in 2024. - Holy shit. - Okay, YouTube's back up, nobody worry. - Oh, no, I don't have to go to work. - I don't got it. - So crack cocaine. - No, you just do it for love of the game. - Yeah, exactly. - Cody still cares about it. - Yeah, we're gonna play that game where you're playing that one time. - That was really fun. Schedule one. - Me and Brandon are running around. Brandon's like running the crack house, making the crack. I'm dealing the crack and coordinating all the entrepreneur selling aspects. Cody is running around with a bat. I'll distract the cops. The cops are the bat and running, there's like eight cops chasing Cody. So like I can just like roam around freely, and dealing drugs is fantastic. - It was hilarious 'cause like I'm just over here. Like I'm make sure we got all the soil, we got everything we need. Okay, just run and non-stop it. It felt like a chore. Like honestly. - They were water. I gotta go pick up more steeds. - And then like you're going out, you're being like the dealer. And we're like, where's Cody? And I just like will look out the window of the house. And I will see him beating a woman in the street with a crowbar. (laughing) I guess that's productive. You get that money, Cody. No, he's not doing nothing. - I got the pigs off your back, boys. I did pick pocket a lot of people and make a lot of money though. The woman that sold us that apartment, she turned around real quick and I got like seven grand, don't love her. - Oh yeah, you got a friend or what a free apartment. - Life hacks. - No idea what you guys were talking about. I just sound amazing. - You want no drugs with us? - Yeah. - It's for people, right? - I think so. - Yeah, even if you do it. - The audience had to have a blast. Did you guys stream that? - Yeah. Turned into a little video on the second channel, too. - Oh, I bet that would be good. - Yeah. - It's complete chaos. - It was funny. - It was funny to see things from your perspective 'cause I just knew what I was doing, which was like basically just like, garden simulator. From your end, it was just violence. (laughing) You're just like, hmm, that's very interesting, guys. (laughing) - Cracks done. - Them cops didn't stand a chance. - Once I found the baseball bat, dude. - Yeah. - Sure like, I used to be one of you. I know how you think. (laughing) - Holy shit. Oh, I missed you, boys. What do you, dude? When is the last time you were here? It's been a (bleep) tick. It's like a month. It feels way longer. - Well, we were all just in Key West, too, so. - Oh, yeah, that's what I was wondering. - Okay, that makes sense. I was like, why didn't we, I swore we hung out more recently, but just not that part. Yeah, it makes way more sense. - Dude, we got super crazy. Set by the pool and drank. (laughing) It was 90% of it. - It was pretty literally us. - Okay, wrong, it was nice, it was cool, but I was like, we didn't have to fly to the small island. Did you do this? (laughing) - What was funny though, is that we're, like the biggest problem that we had all weekend was, how do we uber to a local store to buy a TV, so we can watch Sicario, too. (laughing) - At the pool. - I forgot. - The only thing I had, it was beautiful. That was like a great little spot, chilling, other than the toilets wouldn't work sometimes. It was like on my, well, my room. Did you guys toilets work? - So Connor took your room after you left. And like, the first thing the next morning, he, first thing he said, just like waking up and like groggy walking down the stairs is, see what he like means about the toilet now. - It's great when you wake up at five in the morning, you go, shit, you had pizza, booze, beer, carbs. Everything that might tell me doesn't like them. Oh, thank God. So you get a hot box in your own for a couple hours? If Connor didn't do the secret, I just pulled the little trash can, took the plastic off and just filled up that with water and then dump it in the back of the toilet and then flush it, so I want to have, I do not know the problem solving technique that Connor went about this, but it, I was immediately not having that in the room permeating that fucking area. I was like, nope, that's what I was like death, we're getting rid of it now. - Dude, that place gave me my backup plan when I inevitably get canceled on YouTube though. - It's like the least- - You're like the least- - It's like, I know, I'm gonna be the last man standing and they're just gonna come for me at a spite after they knock all three in there. you off collecting the last infinity story it's going to be me getting a diamond ripped out of my forehead like a skittle hair Thanos just for the love of the sport but uh no it's like the whole island is like literally just Airbnb's and rental properties I was like man if an electrician came in here and just went to these because you know it's like five people that own all the Airbnb's on that island go to one of those dudes be like hey put me on retainer for X amount of thousands of dollars a month I'll be 24 hour emergency service for all your fucking Airbnb's and you probably get five calls a month and be set and get to live on this island and paradise with all these roosters and shit walking around everywhere be perfect yeah it was like I wanted to catch one so bad which apparently they're just very protected down there like it's illegal to fuck with them although that one restaurant did give us like the water little squirt oh they give us rooster squirt guns so you can feed the roosters no no they tell the fuck off now this the one lady like walks out because we're just like oh they're around like they've been around all weekend it was like the day after you guys left uh we were like waiting to go on get on the plane and we're at this little like cabana you know porch area and this lady comes out because there's like three or four roosters right beneath us just like fucking begging for food we we've been ignoring them because like that's what we were doing all weekend and she's got like this nice electronic supersoaker thing just comes out just start spraying them down like the fuck out in here bastards yard birds she gave us the little squirt gun we're like oh this is now the coolest lunch we've had it cool fuck we should have found this earlier it was wild just see wild roosters walking around chilling in the trees too yeah I had never seen a rooster climb a tree before also anyone that lives in Key West that's like a server or something how the fuck do you live there and afford it it was a question we the servers couldn't tell us how they did it yeah they were saying like rent there for like sharing having roommates is like five grand a month like it's crazy and they have like they all had like four or five roommates or something like that I think we looked up for a loft of 400 square feet was five grand a month yeah fuck off Chris was looking up real estate prices it was like a two bedroom seven hundred square foot house it hasn't been updated since 1950 was like one point four million dollars dude they had those those two houses for rent they just two thousand seven hundred square foot houses for 18 grand a month trees yeah I was like how do you justify this area that could get you like a cartel compound in San Antonio yeah like you you would have a six a campus six months of rent there would buy you a nice house in the Midwest yeah yeah but then you have to live in the Midwest it's awesome like man can you imagine people want to pay more to live in Key West Midwest makes perfect sense the Midwest because we we landed on the east coast then we went down to Panama then we went to the west coast and then everybody moved inward the Midwest was the last the last place to get the furthest away from the most people that's where I'm at it's the most advanced level of human civilization so long the way to go for saying like oh yeah that's why I don't want to be at a beach yes people I mean I get this yeah you ever been to West Texas nope it's far more remote than the the Midwest my friend I promise you that I don't believe you go with me as some of the stuff I will say it's fucking beautiful out there like Brewster County like Alpine Fort Davis area like that it's where a big band is you you drive up to Mason City after your campaign thing and then I'll drive you back down do you tell me how remote I am loving loving county is in my district it is the most is the least populated county in the entire country how many people like 56 all right I might move to Texas yeah it's like it's it's remote loving loving I was like loving to the point where actually it was it was something that just happened recently it's like this hippie culture whatever the fuck it was I don't know I didn't I didn't look at all yeah they like they're moving in to take over the local government yes reading an article about this because there are so few people they're just like oh we could just like buy a couple double-wides and like move 20 people there and take over the government yeah which is what they're trying to do and it's also and the reason they're doing it is because per capita it's like the wealthiest county in the country too because they have oil money also it's a lot of the reason because of it um I don't know how that ties into it but there is a lot of like uh there's a lot of oil jobs and stuff like that which is what keeps that kind of going like mid-linear anything just oil jobs there's that one um it's really not a whole lot else out there man there's that one yeah there's a bunch of like there's one like major gas station in that county that like you could tell like in and out it's it's a lot of oil workers and stuff like that and keeps the I guess the local economy going Cody Cody Cody Cody you remember the big wallet I had that was leather and crusty the one that hurt your back it was so big that one yes what I got now a little wallet yes by Ridge it was one of many things that hurt your back because it was so big Brandon's wallet blew his back out you've been cheating but now we have Ridge wallet Tyler how do you like your American withdrawal now say hello to Ridge 2.0 what's that mean Tyler uh there was 1.0 and this is 2.0 nailed it over 50 colors and styles to choose from like America and now with the Ridge 2.0 it's even 10% lighter 10% feels lighter it has RFID blocking tech it's an absolute blast over 100,000 five star reviews the RFID blocking keeps you safe from digital pickpocketers just like my gun keeps me safe from physical pickpocketers did you know Ridge has a lifetime warranty I do now I actually really like this design for a limited time Ridge is having their huge black Friday sale head over to ridge.com get up to 47% off your order almost 50% off your order at ridgewallet.com this is by far the biggest discount they've given all year that's ridge.com to get 47% off after your purchase they're going to ask you where you heard about them please support the show and let them know we sent you there is one town I just watched a video on they have 15 people they live there in West Texas uh no this is right outside of I want to say it's in Arizona no actually maybe Nevada I'll find the video it is wild it is a two and a half hour drive to get into the town and a two hour drive to get to the nearest city so you're like okay if I have to get anything it's two and a half hours there's 50 houses the 15 residents want to take care of everything there's no your cell phone nothing works there as some youtubers actually did a video everyone's super friendly the 15 people imagine that yeah they take care of each other that's like two families dude the bar does look like like we would have a good time like they party like and then the best part is the night ends everyone's shit wrecked some old dude that's like 60s like stumbling out to his car and they're like are you driving he's like what am I gonna do hit somebody I'm like yeah dude has a counter point it's pretty good okay that's what I can do yeah what are you gonna do call the cops there are two hours away I feel like at that place at that point you'd like have to have a plane like a sasner or something like that he's do that far away I was considering moving to San Antonio or like the outskirts of San Antonio for a minute and like a lot of the properties I was I wouldn't say a lot there was quite a few properties that I were surprised where like in the zilla listing it was like this is has like a cleared out some of them were like gravel patches some of them were like poured concrete and they're like has a helipad that's registered with the county for like a medical emergency or whatever if you needed to get life-lighted yeah it's like how remote some of these places are where you just have to have your own helipad if you want an ambulance jar bridge yeah it's jar bridge and that looks like a fucking it's nestled deep in the mountains at the end of a longer hell yeah hell yeah yeah that looks like an old ghost town and yet the 16 year round residents have managed to keep this town alive that bar more than that they seem to be a thriving that does look pretty fun cool okay so I do that that bar does remind me of a cool story when I was in Prescott Arizona they had there's like a nice little historic area everything like that there is an old we understand this old like haunted ass hotel but right next door was a historic bar that had burned to the ground in like the 1880s or whatever it was but the the bar was original like the actual bar top itself long like I don't know I want to say 15 20 foot like big slab bar because when it burned to the ground in the 1880s the patrons out the bar picked the fucking bar up moved it outside and sat outside drinking watching the bar burned to the ground hell yeah like that's that old-fashioned I love And so they still like that's what they did and when they when they rebuilt the bar They just move the bar it's all back in fucking There's too many beers to grab it once Move it at once Improvise a dab But like little a little bits of history like that man's like you can't you can't fake that. That's just so fucking cool Dude, I would like like doing something like that like a gang going there. That's the shit I would have fun. I think we would all probably have fun. It's like hey, let's go to this remote place. They might hate us I don't you didn't watch video. I think we get cool I think we'd get along quite well like okay bring Starlink mobile hell. Yeah Yeah, that would actually be crazy. I can't wait to do the history bit for the live shows It's those vibes the whole story. I deliberately found a story from history where it seems like some shit that we would get into I don't know how that sounds when I know that I'm a story It's fantastic Because we got art are you saving it? Oh? Yeah, oh yes. Oh fuck for the live shows. We got everything getting it just dialed in can we can you spoil a little bit like I just give me like It's the watermelon war. Oh Lord All right, I'll give you the very beginning and I'll give you the very end Details okay hit me Black I believe it was 1856 April 28 or 26th 1856 We had just finished the Panama Railroad connecting the east and west side of the Panama isthmus the Panama Canal does not exist yet and The reason that we created it was like basically during the California Gold Rush and westward expansion It seems counterintuitive, but the fastest way to get from New York to California was to go to through Panama Right your options were take a covered wagon for six months or you could take a boat down to New York Land in Panama walk 40 miles to the other side of Panama get on another boat and go up to California It took you like four weeks instead of six months So a lot of people were doing it California Gold Rush is going on so all bunch of fucking people are doing it They build the railroad the railroad just gets finished A bunch of other shit happens. There's some Americans and there's like a layover at the train for six hours and they're like Let's go get shit faced. They get shit faced There's an altercation with a street vendor and a group of boys over a slice of watermelon It devolves into a riot involving hundreds of people and They have to end up sending in the Marine Corps and this ends up setting the precedent for American military presence in Panama until 1999 and is a reason we built military bases outside of Panama long story short Americans got drunk. They got in a fight over a slice of watermelon and America cut a fucking continent and half There you go hell yeah I know how whatever you started this with it's some shit we would do Yes, I would I get into the story of how the altercation of the watermelon unfolds It's you and Cody. I was just gonna say this sounds like some shit where like we go somewhere Cody gets in a fight. I look over my right shoulder and go That cow we had happened Cody face Yes Sir, you may not have been in the wrong but you two have to go say both of us. I'm back in my boy Do that I yeah, I can't wait to hear the escalation on that one because wild It's gonna be good. Oh, I'm so excited for that one dude. We just filmed well thankfully Capric capers episode comes out after this one, bro. I didn't get to tell you guys what he said to me when I brought him in here Because I'd help Brandon get him out of his car help him come in here help him sit down Brandon had to take a phone call like congress stuff and I sent him down. I'm like talk and do them and he's like which one do you want me to sit at now? I was like you can sit in any seat you prefer except for this one Eli has to sit in that one just because the camera angles of stuff Okay, yeah, I'm gonna say it's it's more like the big bang theory penny and that's why see exactly So push major capers out of the chair He goes he Dead ass it like not joking. He's like I'm gonna sit here so I can see the door like all right For old man still got it like yes, sir I had to help you out of the car, but you've still got one left in you and I don't want it I know that much That dude was just That was one of the best unsuspects we've ever felt yeah next week or it's gonna come this month But holy shit as Nick said that is hands down the best on sub he reminded me a lot obviously You know, he's got a incredible, you know war story and then career and everything like that. I mean he Incredible human all together, but just listening to him talk Like he just remind it reminded me of just his demeanor more so than anything reminded me of like just my grandpa And it's like I felt like I was getting like family war stories. Yeah, it was just it was really easy to listen to the thing That I was like thinking and I wasn't gonna bring it up in the podcast, but like we've interviewed some older veterans before and he's 88 years old and For the amount of combat he's been in and his age his hearing Yes is impeccable because usually you got like raise your voice. She got to repeat yourself, which is completely fine I didn't I was talking this loud and he heard every word. I said and responded immediately every how fuck is your here? My hearing's not that good and I didn't do a tenth the shit you did how many holes just like 14 or was it 14 14 holes and then like some other shit - you've been shot Jake like without get like he goes into like his knife kill story and you're like What Fight But it was a finisher. It was a a unilateral knife fight. He was metal gear solid Somebody didn't know they were in a knife fight till they already lost a knife like You at that moment you would have thought his friend was probably Josh or with him. He's like oh Guess it's like instant. Oh my god. Well, no apparently this was after the 3 m 16 kills. I've got never mind. Yeah Forgot he knew he was in a fight. He just didn't realize it was a knife fight. It's also we didn't talk about it But he was using the 20 round mags I was like, oh man. This is like an OG M16. This probably didn't have a Ford. I mean, that was really before the the 30-round stand-axe Yeah, well he was telling me before the podcast. He's like yeah Bunch issues at the M16 fuck thing always jammed when I needed it the most my nine millimeter browning high power never jammed on me though Yeah, apparently they've got a lot of pistol kills Just like oh man this guy and he's so sharp for 88 and then what he's been through Because him and Dawn are probably the sharpest at the older generation, but like firing. Yeah, and then When he finished that one story, he's that for one second. He's like What other questions you gonna ask? We're just taking it in. I don't have much time left. Let's fucking move it along. What do you? What do you kids want to know? Yes, it's awesome. What about the second snow? That was the craziest part Just I knew I knew there was a snake story where he captures a 20-pound It's in the fucking in Vietnam. They're out on a recon mission and they find a 20-foot 200-pound Python. Jesus And this is on a mission and they're they're like so we took one of our boys Pacha's covers wrapped its head up and took it with us Then they got to a river and they couldn't swim across a river with a 200-pound snake so they had to leave it Then they climbed up the mountain to base and convinced the helicopter pilot to go back with the helicopter pick it up And they had a pet 20-foot Python that they named gomer pile He tells the story. It's hilarious And then at the end of the podcast we're flipping through his book and he's got a bunch of pictures And there's a picture of him with a 20-foot-long Python It's the most marine shit I've ever heard my life do you know what the picture says Jim capers with gomer pile number two and I'm like, I'm sorry This picture says number two. There was a number one. He goes, oh yeah, we caught that one in Panama. He's at the same size. That's what the fuck Dude American hero my my favorite part too was the uh Well, what'd you do in Hong Kong? Well, my niece is right here. I can't talk about like heard I did like he was like this is the first time my niece is here in these stories and she's like That's not She's like I have the internet I was like, oh man, really good people though. That was again next week or whenever that one airs you guys are in for a Treat Cody gets to watch that one. I'm gonna watch that one So good I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses. I will actually agree 100% on that everything we do is run through Shopify. Even bunkers run through Shopify. Our shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify. Shopify runs the world. Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody? I know I didn't know **** about starting an online store when I started my career online. 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And give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Dyno for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/unsubpod. Shopify.com/unsubpod. It's funny, we're like just a bunch of, you know, degenerate morons half the time. But like then you have those real moments where we have these genuine American heroes. The Don Graves, the Papa Jake, the, you know, Al have, you know, major, major capers. Like that's, it's really kind of cool. It's neat. I was, it was, we planned for an hour because they're older and you don't want them to like push themselves or like expect too much. And you just kept talking. And we were just, we all shut the **** up and we just like this. He's like, give me a coffee and a piece of candy. And boy, it went hard for like two and a half hours. It was awesome. Dude. Yeah, because we were, he was like, well, how long is this probably going to go? And I'm like, I don't know, maybe like an hour, two hours later. Yeah. It was, so there was like, he like, at one point, you know, I was like, well, Nick, you want to wrap it up. And then he's just like, and then there was that time, I killed a guy. Yeah, literally. Another 30 minutes. I was like, yeah, I was like, never mind. We're not wrapping this one up. Continue with your story. Shut up. He like, he's talking. I just like Brandon was asking the like the knife situation. And he's like, we're not allowed to talk about these. A lot of the Frank set. And then we're like, Frank, he's like, I think you're with the right crowd essentially. It was the, it was what he said about it. That cracked me up. And I was trying to like keep composure on it. But it was basically like, well, you know, certain stories we tell him, you know, he probably shouldn't tell and mixed company because certain people have opinions on what is and isn't a war crime. Like, God. They know, but these folks seem cool. Some people can't differentiate winning from war crimes. That was a, that was a privilege to have him on. So stoked. We need to get, we're trying to get Clint or Clint back on. I don't know. We had so many people. I got Ed Eaton said he'd come on. Go on. Ed Eaton. Sniper from Vietnam. I'm doing a, I'm doing one of my videos on him. He wrote the book Maycong Mud Dogs. He's a sniper in Vietnam. And history channels done a video on him before. But I mean, badass sniper in Vietnam. He goes out on a mission. They go to get picked up and his helicopter crashes in like a rice paddy. And he's the only dude that's up. Everybody else is so wounded. They can't do shit. He climbs up. It's dark. He climbs up on top of a burning helicopter. His sniper rifle in the crash, the scope and the sighting got all fucked up. You told me the story. And he had an old, I forget what it's called, but it was, it was kind of like an acog where it takes residual light to illuminate it. And it was like a shitty early predecessor of a night vision optic. So we had that. So we could kind of see movement and shit through this optic and pitch black in the jungle. And he fires and he sees the bullet hit like in the upper corner of his scope. So he's just got his sniper rifle Kentucky windage and an M16. And for like, it was like two or three hours. He got in a firefight with a platoon of NBA 30 versus one. And he was bouncing back and forth between the M16 and the sniper rifle trying to make him think there was more than just him up there. It ends up holy shit. So he's like bouncing back and forth. Just an extra level of impressive on that. If your scope is fucking broken, no guarantee that where you've Kentucky windaged, your, your new point of impact at no guarantee it's going to stay the same place. Yeah. Because the glass could be moving. It could be rotating in parallel. Yeah, it lacks all those little things. Like no guarantee that you're like, Oh, it hits there now. It could hit somewhere completely different. I forget the details. I haven't like done the full research. But I think it's like somewhere between seven and 10 confirmed kills during this firefight. And then they finally get a helicopter in there to get these guys out. And he loads everybody else up. And there's some dude that's like pinned under the helicopter and can't get out. And the dude basically is like dying and tells Ed to leave him. And Ed's like nah. And first helicopter takes off leaves him, continues the firefight with this one dude and ends up saving the dude and getting them out. And like he survives. Yeah. That's fucking wild. But he said he'd come on. Oh, 100. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. We have one guy without going into. We have an individual that will be coming on the podcast. He wants to stay low. But metal honor. Yeah. Yeah. And his stories wild. But we were talking about it's like a true professional where I don't even think he liked the article about him receiving the metal of honor out there. He just wants to live life. I'm like holy shit dude. Hard. Hard. But we should have him on hopefully. If it's this month, if we can talk him into the other stuff. Right. Good ass story. Very, very good story. I'm like, and he knows it's weird when you know, like certain people like with our friends in the higher chain of command. Now they're like, yeah, yeah. Oh, they know it. It's an instant. It's a small world. Getting smaller every day. Yeah. It's like a tosy. Oh yeah. A tosy knew everyone we knew. That dude was friends with every one of our friends. We're like, Oh, internet. What the fuck? Who? Uh, a tosy is a YouTuber we had on what to a week ago? Uh, it's time we're recording. Yeah. It was like a week. Yeah. But he just knew fucking everybody. Umpa, fucking Post Malone, like just all the different like, homies that are not related at all. There's like, Oh, okay. Yeah. We're like, oh shit. Okay. Well, we're getting along well. No, no. Now, Mr. Cody, how goes your shit? You're streaming. Yeah, man. Uh, I had to, I, I, I, I, I, I'm sorry, I didn't get to do the one this morning with him. I needed to put some fires out with Range Day. And then I needed to put a stream out because I've only been streaming once a week when I was streaming five days a week. So I wanted to put at least one out, get a couple videos in the pipeline. That's, it's going good, man. We just have so much coming up, man. Yeah, between the live shows, live show eight live shows. And then we got the Range Day in between all the live shows and just all our individual content that we've been trying to push out and the energy drinks launching. Yeah. It's already launched at this point in families that we have kids that like want to see their dad or something like that. Oh, and you actually do it because when this episode airs, we'll be doing the marketing campaign and the push for the new unsubsides it. So that stacked with energy drinks stacked with Range Day stacked with live shows stacked with two to three podcasts and then whatever else. Now I had a bunch of campaign stops and trips to DC. Yeah, I can't do it. Jesus. Yeah, it's going to be a busy rest of the year for all of us, boys. Yeah. That's job. I mean, we had a good idea on kind of consensual. There's no way you could swing it. But if you did, it'd be very funny. What if you could convince Post Malone to do weekend at Bernays at one of the live shows? Like what if we literally pull Post Malone out on stage wearing glasses and he just sits there like this for the whole show and we never address it. We never say a fucking word about it. Also, but like it also just find a homeless guy, draw posts tattoos on his face. And just pretend it's him. We could tell everybody that's what we did, but it's really him way cheaper. Actually, that would be pretty funny. The others confuse a lot of fucking people. Although they'd be like, they've been asking for Post Malone on the podcast for like over a year now. We bring him on and he says no words. We carry him on in off stage. He does zero interaction. They're like, "Did you guys just not pay for words?" "Did you want him on or not?" You got it. We only paid for his time. Bro, would you see how many people showed up to his bar opening and now? - No, what happened? - No, what happened? - No, it happened. - No, what happened? - Thousands of people just packing the streets to his new bar as posties in a downtown Nashville. - It's all again. - And so he did a little live show out in front of it and there were just, just noticed it. Like only standing room. Just people were packed for like a mile. It was crazy. - So you know, you officially made it in the country music scene. It's like everybody, you know, it's that's like V Benchmark is having a bar on Broadway Street in Nashville. - It's a good name when I head to posties. That's like, - Well, like everything's got your name on it. So like Alan Jackson had one. - Oh, okay. - So like Luke, Brian, Jason Aldin, Blake Shelton. - Who? (laughing) - Post Malone? - No, Luke. - We should do the gang does posties. We just go to, like after all this madness is done, we just go down to Nashville for a weekend, check out his bar, hang around Nashville soon. - Yeah, we can't find. - Yeah, I'm down. - Maybe the little gang does exclusive. - I think like those would be really fun gang episodes. - But then we have to, we can't tell Zach we're going. That's the funny part. (laughing) - It's so mean. (laughing) - It's not even funny. It's just, (laughing) - Mixed just being malicious and sharp. - I knew they were at the airports. Had a blast for a whole weekend at Nashville. - But we tagging like he was there. (laughing) - Mixed just a bully, dude. (laughing) - You know that friend that like never really gets to hang out with us that much, what if we went to his hometown and then like didn't talk to him? - That'd be hilarious. - And we don't ever address him. - About eat him. (laughing) - That would fuck with him. - Or even meaner, we Photoshop him into the background of photos organically like he was there and tag him. (laughing) - What? - Just sign off him. - The dude has been my right hand man for like three years now. - Zach, you were there the entire time. - Dude, we're just really excited. - What are you talking about? - Counterpoint. Funny. (laughing) Funny. (laughing) - We forgot about that. - We could have said key. - We can then said he got Mandela affected. - We bring his family out, not him. - Oh my God. (laughing) - I love you Zachary. (laughing) - It's like, yeah, we were there. What are you talking about, babe? (laughing) - Yeah, it was great. We hung out, like you told the donkey story again for some reason, like it was okay. - You tripped, you fell hit, your head really hard. We thought that was weird, but yeah, that was a blast. (laughing) - We tried it. - We should do it. (laughing) - I just literally drive him nuts. - It's mine, just basically, it's itself. (laughing) - So for veterans month, we're off. (laughing) - We'll start strong. (laughing) - We're openly gaslighting our body with baby eyes. - We're starting to get a non-profit where we gaslight veterans into thinking they had fun. (laughing) - It's far cheaper, is it? (laughing) - A hundred percent of donations will just be used for us to have fun and Photoshop other people in the background. - You pay best to get Photoshopped. - That's still more effective than in one of the stories, unfortunately. - No, we'll vouch for you with us. (laughing) Here's what you did. (laughing) - I like the idea of just sire. (laughing) Zach. - Just for no reason. (laughing) - Just 'cause he would have the best reaction to it. (laughing) His reaction to it would be so good. - The nicest person I know. (laughing) - Yeah, let's (beep) with him, dude. - Yes, okay. - Yes. (laughing) - Correct. (laughing) - It's all calling him individually, too. That was a blast last week. Thanks for coming out. (laughing) - See? (laughing) - Thanks for showing us around, you know. We all appreciate your time. - When he goes to the gym, we hit Chrissy in on it and we go into his house and take pictures hanging out in front of the TV, like we were there. Just for more evidence. - Working on his deck. Tyler Durdening, our friend for no reason. - We can do it. - He's a hundred percent hearing this episode. - He's speaking of, yeah. - Don't you ever fucking. - Don't talk about fight club. Rule number one, he's not allowed to know about this. (laughing) - Oh, I love it. - Surfshark is a VPN design with the user in mind. Surfshark. - And now includes Surfshark search. 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That's why I wasn't sure. - I have a question. How far is the trip from the hotel to the range? - 45 minutes, but we have buses. - Yeah, transportation. - Yeah, we have buses lined up for it. - Everything's handled. - Good. - Ammo guns, buses, food, everything's good to go. - Gambling. - Sweet. - We're not paying for that. (laughing) - Yeah, that would be a dope ass. - Do you guess it's give people money to go gambles? Strange days. - Dope is shit. - What were we almost paying for? - The gambling. - He's going to open it. - Open it. - Yeah, the gambling. - Depends on how well we do. - I'll let Papa meet gamble with my money. - Absolutely. - That's about it though. - Can we all just invest in him? - Yeah, that's what I'm down. We just, all our money goes towards him. It's like here. Make us more money. - It's like a hedge fund. - He's our gambling hedge fund. - He's gambling hedge fund. - Hey man, I was going to spend this this weekend, but I'd rather just you have it. - Have we ever seen him lose? - No. - I've never seen him lose. - Never. Like he walks out, I was like a stack. - I've seen him lose one hand, but then the next hand win triple. So I've never seen him actually go down or be under. - I can't wait. Like not a fan of Vegas. - You're gonna like circle way more than where we normally stay. - Where was it? - Where was it Brandon? Who did we go and watch that fight with circle? Were you there? - No, it was the circle fight. - Okay, yeah, Cody, you weren't there yet. That was, dude, that was a blast. - What are you doing there? - That was not there. - At the fight? - No. - Really? - No. - I think it was us and the girls. - Oh, okay. - And maybe somebody else, it was Nico too. - Yep, yeah. We went at the stadium swimming and watched the circuit fight, or the circuit fight, the Strickland fight. Which is I think when he lost to DuPlessy. - Yep, yep, whoops, lost 100 bucks at night, but, dude, that was a good, that pool. - I love the DuPlessy memes though. - What memes? - Just 'cause he always like, he pulls off moves. It should not be possible. It's like DuPlessy round three, Tom Foulery. Like, just taking DuPlessy round one, a comically large hammer, all that memes, that was so funny. He's got a montage of him just doing crazy shit that shouldn't work and he pulls it off. - I see the one where it's the Black History Month one. - Oh, dude. - The Nina interview. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - He's like, oh, it's Black History Month. - Happy, happy Black History Month, I don't know. - Would you want me to say this? - You're Mexican? - Yes. - Cool. (laughing) - Happy Black History Month. - I think you finished it with that. - Oh, God. - It's, but nobody beats, well, it's gonna say nobody beats Sean Strickland, but, don't mean DuPlessy, but, nobody beats Sean Strickland when it comes to interviews. - No. - By God, but has to be by far one of the most entertaining fighters, who's ever lived. Like, not even in an inorganic, like, oh, promoting fights kind of way. Like, the guy's just naturally f***ing hilarious. - He is, as you get what you see. - Oh, yeah. - When he's, who's the one Brazilian Jiu Jitsu guy that paid for his belt? - You're gonna have to be more specific. - He's like that billionaire that everyone's like, oh, he's good. - Moneyburg? - Yeah, moneyburg. But Sean, when he, did you see that? - Yeah, and now he's saying that Sean's ducking him, I was like, that's not true. - But did you see Sean interacting with him? - No. - When they ran into each other? - Uh-huh. - This is like the one time they meet and you figure it'd be like, hey, how you doing, how you doing it? Get like, Sean's like, this fucking retard, but you're like, I didn't see that. - Oh, Jesus Christ dude. - This, you just start hard and money bursts like, why you gotta be a dick man? Like, attacking him. He's like, I don't think you're good. I'll fight you right now. - You're talking about the guy who looks like the fat JD Vance memes. - Yes. - Yes, yeah. - And like, I've seen footage of him drilling and stuff and it's like, that's not like Bill, that all. - Is he just like, is he just like a rich guy that started paying the show up on podcast? - He's a billionaire that suppose, the story is, he's a billionaire that was paying an outrageous amount of money to high level black belts for private lessons. And like, if you pay for private lessons in theory, you should get better because, you know, soul attentions on you, blah, blah, blah, blah. Takes on average 10 years to get a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. There's like a handful of A, prodigies, but B, prodigies that literally said, I'm going to go live in a Jiu-Jitsu gym and train three times a day. And that's my job that have gotten their black belt in like three and four years that have pulled it off. And this guy supposedly got his black belt in four years. And he's like, in his 50s. - Yeah. - It's like, no. - And you see his mistakes he makes on rolling. - Like wearing socks. - Also, he's drop in training footage of him in No-Gee, wearing socks. - Moneyburg has to be the most anti-Semitic thing in the world. - I don't think that's his real name. I think that's like his nickname. - Okay. - I'm like, that can't be real, right? - Do we have to bleep it out now that you just call the Moneyburg? - No, that's his name. - Sort of calls himself. - Oh, desi? - Yeah. - Wait, is his fucking name now? - Moneyburg. - I'm like that. - One, two, three. - That is a call. - A branding choice, I suppose. - His name is Moneyburg. - Oh, Derek Moneyburg. Never mind. As an entrepreneur, he received his black belt in three and a half years. Yeah, that's like, there's like a handful of high level jujitsu people that have done it, but they're all like world champions. Like, I think BJ Penn got his black belt like three or four years, and he became a world champion, a UFC champion, and he lived at the gym and a van outside the gym. - Look man. - The entire time. - You don't know what kind of high-level stuff they're teaching in the tunnels. - Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. - Hang on. - And the Dredel continues to spin. - I just like it when I get a Nick laugh. - Derek Moneyburg's real name is Dale Bikowski. - Okay, same. - I didn't think I was a real name. - Yeah, he goes by Moneyburg though. - It's not good. - No, no. - We have, man, I don't know if you guys got, and I was telling Brandon earlier today at the gym, it was fighters reaching out or people for fighters reaching out and be like, "Hey, he would like to be on your podcast." - After the Don Fry podcast dropped. - Yeah. - Which Don was such a fun podcast. - That was cool, it should. Don speaks in Super Diesel. - Yeah, and dude, the one, the (beep) it had me rolling is, I read a comment and I didn't watch the video yet. Brandon bulls up a clip. And it's like, take a shot every time Don says, "Oh yeah, or was it wow?" - Yeah. - Wow, wow. - He just says at the entire pocket time is he's carrying guns and licking his shoes. - Like, okay, this fucking dope. - He's been coming across my feet nonstop since we hung out with him. - He's so funny. - Yeah, the phone knew his voice or something. I got one today of him making fun of Rogan the first time he ever met him. - Yeah, he's talking about, he was on, what was that show that Rogan had that day? - No, no, the news, it was like the news - Oh yeah. - or something like that. - Yeah, I know what you're talking about. - It was like a character on "Friends." - I don't know if it was "Friends" but it was something like that. - It was something like "Friends" but it was like "New Station" radio or something like that. And Don, the first time he met Rogan at UFC 12, he was like, "Oh yeah, a guy that acts like a (beep) idiot on that news show or something like that." And he was, he didn't know until years later on that that was like Rogan's character and he had just called him like acting like a dumbass on that show. - It was not a news radio. - He was like, "I don't know, I was insulting you at the time." - Still now my favorite person, it texts me 'cause he called me "Partner." - I'm just so happy. - Don Fry has like "Terminator" vision. You know how it like analyzes everything and like classifies it is just, "Mam, partner." - Only three things that pops up on Don's Terminator vision. He's only three. (laughing) - You know, the picture you were read had been walking mine. (laughing) - He's talking to my 16-year-old, yeah, yeah, especially. - He's talking to my 16-year-old when it's a dinner afterwards and it was the most interesting conversation here ever 'cause he like, my son still won't drink Diet Coke. He only drinks unsweetened tea 'cause Don told him to do that. And one of the things I did pick while listening to him, Don's just like, "Yes, don't be huge." (laughing) - We're so live by. (laughing) - Thanks, Uncle Don. (laughing) - We need to invest in a new company that makes fortune cookies with just Don Fry's upside of 'em. Oh my God, Fry isn't such a good business mom. Don Fry's fortune cookies. - Fry Chin Cookie or something like that. - I don't know. There's bones to this. (laughing) - Never quit, get a prenup. (laughing) - It's literally shit, he says. - Make it a double, I don't want you to wear out your shoes. - I didn't even know about that, that. Was he you that told me? - Yeah, yeah, I was like, what the fuck did he say? - He set the tone very, very good early on with showing up to breakfast and ordering a double bourbon neat. And then the lady, 'cause he ordered a single the first time and she goes to walk away. - What he called Finn, every time Finn would be in the room. - Was when he was leaving, like walking away, he's like, "You like to go protest something?" (laughing) - I don't know, the woman with the big tits make my dream. (laughing) - He's like, "That's sad." (laughing) - The level of bourbons with Don, Don Fry. You can go from. - Ma'am. - To. - Barwinch. (laughing) - It's so true. - Oh man, we need some classics like that. I don't know, any of the other Primo old OG UFC fighters, we'd Randy Couture. - Randy Couture. - To school. - We need to get Chuck eventually. Chuck could be a fun one. - We saw Chuck on? - No. - She did. - Chuck would be a good one. - He was gonna come to Bachelor weekend with us. - Oh yeah. - And then he ended up having to stay back for some business. - Plus he just got married. - Yeah, I think really. - Like this weekend I think? - Yeah. - I'm trying to think anyone else. - Dan. - Dan to be seven would be a fun one. - Dan Henderson would be a hilarious one. - That's what I was talking about. - Yeah, yeah, Dan's cool, shit. - Is he good on the mic? - Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. Here's some of the stories about Dana and him. Back in like early UFC days. Dana's got the story that he's told before, or maybe I read it in one of the books that I read. I read like all the old UFC guys books in high school. And Dana White has this story about going out to a club in Las Vegas with Dan Henderson. And somebody's getting in Dana White's face and the dude's got like some dime piece with him. And Dana White goes, look dude, that's Dan Henderson. He's with me, if you don't knock it off, I'm gonna have him beat the fuck out of you. And Dan Henderson looks at the guy, "Why would I beat him down when I could just stare him down?" And the dude just leaves the bar. What? Pat Milletage would also be a great one to have on. - He's the one with the ID story. - Still on my favorite story. - He spent a lot of time on podcasts and stuff. He has a podcast of his own. He does like conspiracy stuff. So he'd be awesome. - It was probably the, yeah, I mean, those are the OGs. - Any of the modern fighters if you wanna come on down, or Mike Tyson, I interview him. - Tyson, be fun. - There we go, one. - I was gonna say going back to Couture, he was at Burbiz. It's just your last year. - Holy shit, yes, you're right. - Yeah, every year, he's super good. - Yeah, so like he went to Burbiz with like Rich, probably knows him, so he could probably get him on. - Yeah. - Him and Chuck especially. I think they were probably the big two that we could get down that we all have the same friends. From that era for sure. - The no-gear era. - I wanna get Daniel Kormier would be great to have on, and so would Kane Vlasquez. - Both of those and then add on my balls are hot. - No, Blastbee is Derek Lewis. - Yeah, yeah. - Derek Lewis would be a fucking. - He'd be awesome. - Yeah, Kane Vlasquez is like in legal trouble though. - He's like that guy, right? - Yeah, yeah. - I thought he was in jail or is he out? - I think he might still be in jail, but he like somebody, somebody either. or tried or successfully like assaulted one of the sons and he went after him. - Yep. - Yeah. Dude, the one dude that's running for Sheriff right now that killed the judge that assaulted his kid and it's like on video, yeah. - Yeah, and that's a crazy story. - And now he's running for Sheriff. His trial is in January. - He's out on bail for shooting a judge in his office. - Yeah, he was the one who walked into his office in the courthouse and just fucking shot him. - Yeah, and he's out on bail for it right now. And while he's out on bail, he's running for Sheriff. - That's the one. - Hell yeah, dude. - That's one of the 14 year old daughter. They were-- - Yes. - Yes, okay. - This country's cool, man. (laughs) - Yeah, I was reading this story. I was like, oh, he's, oh no, that's a video of him. Right now saying, I'm running for Sheriff and I did what any dad would do. I was like, fuck yeah, homie. - And he'll probably fucking win. - Yep. - Yeah. - Because people are sending that. There's like, this guy would be cool to be on on something. I'm like, yeah, I'm game. - I don't get shit. - Yeah, fuck hell yeah. - It'd be a wild fun story. - You know I'm more into that shit. - That is a good idea. - Subscribe podcast though. One of the leading podcasts in interviewing veterans, old UFC fighters and guys at chup. - Yeah. - Who really are-- - Fucking wide, Gary Wilde. - Or Trident of Content. - We got a Alaskan Avenger. I'm talking to him. He's down to come on. - That'd be dope. - That'd be cool. - His story's wild. Did you see that cool picture of him? - Yeah. - Where he's just smiling his brother. - Yeah, because he's like, well, yeah, I did it. And my brother, I did it for my brother and me 'cause everything that happened. So that's why I'm smiling in that. - We got to get JD on that one. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - That was, oh man. - Those are the thought, yeah. - We do have a quite narrow, you want to learn history or about being killed? Why not both? (laughs) - Okay, no, no. - War history, MMA history, or shooting (beep) history, which route do you want to go down? - Which way, Western man? (laughs) - Fuck, yeah. And then, I don't know what we're gonna do for the last episode of the veteran one. We just need to find one more. - Oh no. How in our group will we find a veteran to put on the podcast? - Too shy. - We've got quite the laundry list, I think. Yeah, it just all depends on who we want to have. - Like, whimer fly down, bro. Just tell some stories. One or two. - Heggs set. - Heggs set two. - He's kind of busy. - Yeah, he's a little busy, come on. - Yeah. - Even if we got him for 10 minutes. - Did you see that he booted the National Guardsmen that were in that picture? - Yep. - Wait, get the fuck out. - Those National Guardsmen that were like, kind of fat bodies that were getting out of the trucks and like made all the headline news. He fucking, I don't think he kicked him out. He took him off active duty orders and like sent him to fat camp. (laughing) - Like a boot camp. - State mandated fat camp is something I'm here for. - When I was in the army, they had fat camp. Dude, you weren't allowed to fucking, if you were in basic training, let's say, you were drill sergeant of mean. It's like what Rich does. They're very mean. If you were fat out of shape, couldn't do sit-ups, we would show up, I mean, showing up to basic, you had kids that could not do a single sit-up, which is wild. And then they have a special forces contraction. You're like, homie, they fucked you. I'm gonna pass it, like, no, you're doing five years. They got you five years in the infantry and that's it. And you're not getting your bonus either. Have fun, but seeing the fat bodies and then the people defending the fat, defending is wild because it is people still mad. It's like, if they do paperwork or office, why do they have to be in shape? The why are they jumping out of a truck with a rifle? It's one of those wild ones, that's fat pieces of shit. I'm like, you're in the military? Look, you can frame it any way you want. There's a certain group of people that just hate standards. - Yes. - There's no other way to explain it. - But you don't know? - I don't care. - I don't care. - It's the JDM. - My favorite. - I don't give a shit, Margaret. I just don't want them in my country. - Paraphrasing. - God, did you see Dung Lemon trying to do man on the street? - Yeah, everyone agreed that the National Guard should be there. - No, no, no, not that. He was going around being like, how do you feel about illegal immigrants being in the country? And this lady's like, well, if they're illegal, they're breaking the law. And he goes, they're not breaking the law, though. It's a misdemeanor. And she's like confused, and then her husband steps in and he goes, a misdemeanor means you're breaking the law. And he goes, no, it doesn't. It's like a traffic ticket. And he goes, a misdemeanor literally means breaking a law lesser than a felony. It's breaking a law. And he goes, well, now you're getting into semantics. - So I just know the definition of the fucking word. - So you're telling me a DUI or any of this is not breaking the law? He's like, well, yeah. It's like, those are misdemeanors. Well, it's different. So Matt, that's when he says semantics. After he points out a DUI. This guy, Jackson Lawyer, so he's going to appreciate this. Literally saying, misdemeanors are not breaking the law. - You can have a substantive conversation of being like, hey, do you agree with how we're going about handling the illegal immigration situation? You can have a real conversation about, maybe we should be handling it different, maybe we should be doing this. But when you come out swinging with, I'm just going to change the definitions of the word. So I'm right. - That's what drives me fucking crazy. - It drives me crazy. - They will straight up, they'll change definitions of words. I mean, we saw it in the vaccine thing where they're like, oh, shit, now that the vaccine that we've been pushing doesn't actually protect you from this disease. It just makes it slightly less bad, I guess, is what we're going for. They change the definition of the word. When you're changing definitions of words, and especially when the one side is pretending not to understand the situation and trying to misrepresent, it's like you actually make dialogue impossible. Like you are an impossible human to talk to. - That was a rough one to watch. - Now I'm angry, what are we doing here? - Yeah. - Oh, were we just scrolling Twitter there? - I know. I don't get on Twitter enough. - I don't. - I'll let you guys handle it. - Yeah, we'll do that. - I'll let you all handle Twitter. I'll get on and I'm like, oh yeah. - Speaking of which. - I don't like Brandon's thing. - Yeah. - It pops up. I'll do this and hold the bullshit away from here. - What's Tony up to? - I don't know, I'm about to find out. - Tony. - Oh yeah, we have Brandon's coming up too. At the time of this, will everything be full swing? It's full swing already, but will he have announced if he's running or not or? - Well, there's a few things that's contingent on, but the, that horse. (laughing) Yeah, something about horses I guess, I don't know. Well, things are already pretty much full swing. Things will continue to heat up as it gets closer to the election. So the election is on March 3rd of 2026. That's the primary election. So in District 23, it's a very, very conservative district. So the primary is the election. If I win the primary, I basically guarantee to win the general. If he wins the primary, same. So yeah, March 3rd is the election in this district for all intents and purposes. So as things continue to get closer to like January, February, that's where things are going to continue to get ugly again. But I don't know, we got better name recognition this time. We got a better map this time. He has not done himself any favors. His negatives are still in the, you know, his, he's just a bad. - Turning it all in. - As a military veteran, I know what it's like to go through a shutdown without pay. Me, I wish you knew what it was like to not fuck your married staffers. (laughing) - Allegedly. (laughing) - Where's that you? (laughing) - God damn. (laughing) - If you don't like people calling you out for doing bad shit, stop doing bad shit. - Yeah, it's that easy. - I still like it. - Don't cheat on your wife with your employees and I won't say it, out loud. - All right, that's the other thing that drives me fucking crazy. And this is something I didn't want to, you know, be. - Oh, that one's deep. - I just love films. - Deep over here. - Next time it is like this. - I was like, "Hey, did I sit up?" - Shit, I'm so sorry. - Well, that one's gone. - He, I'm gonna ask you the next one's okay. - They spent so, so much time last time. Like, "Oh, did you know Brandon Herrera "says the F word on the internet?" And he's portraying himself as like, "Oh, I'm the perfect wholesome Catholic family, man." It's like, "Dude, come on." I didn't bring up any of the affair stuff last time 'cause like, "Man, I don't really think "your personal life should matter more "than your voting record. "I only attacked on policy." But for fuck's sake, stop pretending like you're a good dude. - Yeah, the changing of personality too of now I'm gonna be edgy and say retard. - He's dope, dude. - Tried to be me, except, you know, didn't stop being a bad dude. (laughing) - That sucks at it too, man. Tried to be edgy, but how do you do, my fellow edge lords? - It's just cringe. - Fire your vise, seriously. - I was born into edge. (laughing) - You moral-adopted edgion. (laughing) - I don't know. - Key West was way gayer than I remember Key West. - Yeah. - Yeah, we were saying on what is it that was East. - No, you know why I have like the ocean. - So, you know, so, when we went, just fucking past the ocean. - Spin. - Why do I dislike the ocean? - Gays. (laughing) - The fuck? - It's like, what? (laughing) - But East of all, I've never stayed on that side of the island, which is funny 'cause it's near the naval base. - It is small, that island is very small. - It's walkable, like the whole fucking island is theoretically wild. - Yeah. - I mean, the last night, I was there, I went, okay, go to Columbus. - Christopher Columbus. (laughing) - It's on fire today. - Nick, do you need to get laid? (laughing) - He's so angry, he's angry. - He's angry. - But he's laughing. - He's laughing, he's really laughing too. Where did he go? Did he just leave? - Yeah, he just, he just left. - He flew show. - That's the island. - Yeah, he just, one hour of the show. - Killer joke leaves. (laughing) - Her face is too elaborate. - Peace out, retard. - Sorry. - Ah shit. - Happy Indigenous People's Day. (laughing) - Oh, fuck's sake. - What's the next, how's the PSG1 going for you on your rebuild? - Well, we're doing like a clone build. You're gonna be the only one with like a real PSG1. We got some PSG1 parts. We're gonna build out a G3, big fat on the pitch. - That's a big bitch. - That is the biggest, again, the largest forticist I have ever seen in a firearm. Brain is like, I don't think he has a forticist. I was like, I don't know, is it for the optic? - It is. - You made a little button for a forticist. - Yeah, of course. - A-R, was a (beep) giant. - I didn't even know the PSG1 had one. - Dude, it was like a full-ass thonged. - Is that an advertisement ship rifle? - Yes. - Why does it need a giant fucking. - Well, we were, I'm like, oh, so the G3, like an actual battle rifle doesn't need a forticist, but our fucking designated marksman like precision rifle. - Have you ever just forticist possible? - Okay, cool. - Way bigger, really, really big. What's the next gun? So you got that the Famos, but what's the next actual firearm you're gonna do for a video? - Oh man, we got some cool stuff. I got that MGO-815. So like the German World War I, like the, essentially the beginning of the light machine gun. - Oh, the water cool? - Yeah, it's water cool. It's like basically just like they took a maximum. They're like, what if we had a big ass dude carry this instead of it being like a carriage-mounted gun? So we got that, the MP-18, which is like one of the first ever like produced military submachine guns, which is fucking cool. It's the one that's got like the 32-round Louger drum on the side. - On the side. - You know what I'm like that? That'll field one, you fuck now. But I've got that, I've got a couple of fun ones. We're still working on rebuilding like an UZ, rebuilding in Ultimax, like the constant recoil, like zero recoil, like machine gun. Wait, what? The Ultimax? - How the fuck's that work? - It's continuous recoil. So the bolt carrier never really bottoms out. So it's, there's never that recoil. - Relate the bolts. - Is it? - God damn it, Nick. - I just, I'm derailed now. - That's what I'm calling it from now on. - Just got stun-locked mid-explanation. - Flash damage. - Flashbang. - Pew-view outdid all of us by the way. - On. - Coolest gun content. - What do you do? - He went out to some farm in Iowa. They had an old, uh, big ass old silo. They're made out of like clay tiles. And he just posted a video, a him and his buddy with it full auto M16s. And they fucking took down the whole silo. He kind of, silo. - He kind of siloed down with it. He said he took 400 rounds. - I mean, I guess that's kind of cool. - And his caption was renting a, renting a wrecking ball was $800, 400 rounds of ammunition was whatever it was. - It was cheaper. - Yeah. - But way cooler. - It's like one of those hotel Travago ads. - Yeah. - So what's the? - Yeah, taking down a grain silo with multiple machine guns. - Priceless. - Dude. - This fucking one. - It's priceless. - What is, how does the endless silo is it just coming close? How does that? - Yeah, so basically it's, so it's a 556 light machine gun. So it's, I think it's Korean, if I'm not mistaken. But yeah, it's in the new battlefield. But yeah, just like fires and it's like a, it's a, it continuously gets more aggressive as it goes to the rear. - What? - They decided to cut down a silo with guns. - I've seen people do that before. Is that just a thing? In the Midwest, there's just silos to take down? - Yeah, what else are you gonna do? - Leave them standing, I assume. - What the fuck are they doing with a silo? - They just fall down. - Yeah, you do. - They only took 900 bullets to bring that bitch down. It's strong gust of wind. - That's cool. - Can't let Mother Nature do all the fucking work, Brandon. - Dude, I got something cool from clean the other day. - What was that? - He sold me his night's arm at SR25. - Oh, you got a real SR25 now? - Yeah, dude. I've been wanting that for a while. We got a talk and I was like, let me, let me buy. - Let me buy. - I'm vetting that, how much? - Look a bit. - Yeah. - Oh no, I was just, the opportunity for a roll. - It's a real one, man. - Yeah. - I'm happy about the, the ultimax though. The one last thing on that is there's, it's actually so good at recoil mitigation. There's videos of dudes like putting it on their nose, like the stock against their nose and just ripping it. - Yeah, it sounds accurate. - It sounds accurate. - I'm done. - I'm tired. - I've never heard of this other thing. I'm like, what the fuck? - No recoil is wide, even on single. - I think you've actually shot mine. It was years ago. - I had to be in a minute to go. - Yeah. It was years ago, we haven't quite finished the rebuild, like the re-weld, we got a kit for it. So like, you wanna make sure you get it really straight or else you start having malfunctions and different stuff like that. But it's a dope fucking gun. - I'm trying to think what it even looks like. - Ultimax. - Here I'm looking for a, here you go. - Oh god, that was a long time ago. - That's insane. - It just doesn't move. Yeah, it just, all things considered, it's very, very easy to control. Yeah, here you go. There's a dude, one handed. Like controlling a light machine gun firing it over his head. Like. - That's ridiculous. - Yeah, I'm excited to get that up here. - The American Exchange Student Harry Potter. (all laughing) - What is it? (all laughing) - But they put it in the new battlefield. And I saw there's some streamers that are like, "Disk gun is broken." It shouldn't, they deleted the recoil. And I'm like, "I have one. "This is how it fires in real life." It's like, "Well, you think that all video games "should be like real life, and like good blah blah." Like balance isn't important. - Like Chad, yes. - I still don't get how it's done. - A lot of the recoil and pulse that you feel is like the buffer too, like hitting the action. - Yeah, cool, 'cause they're trying to like, kind dense and they're trying to make the gun as light as possible, and as compact as possible, and reliable and everything like that. So like, a lot of times like, the majority of the recoil and pulse you feel is the book here, you're hitting the back of the gun. And like, you can even watch super slow motion as soon as the bolt carry hits the back. That's when you see the, the, the, the impulse. So already 5, 5, 6, you're not dealing with a lot. It's fairly heavy gun, that helps a bit too. But the fact that it never bottoms out. So like, at some point, it'll just slow down and stop on its own accord, and then go back forward. So it's not smacking the rear of the gun. - How does that work with like, so direct blowback is heavier recoil than roller delay? - Yeah, this is gas off though. - Okay. - So that's not a, no, an open bolt, or excuse me, a direct blowback. Well, 5, 5, 5, 6 are good, crazy. 'Cause you'd have to have very, very heavy bolt. Like, there is math technically to make it happen. So like, things like the Orlequin are fucking crazy because they figured out how to make - That was the brand most autistic thing. You're like, things like the overmaid? Or the, and listen here, when they hear back, I was like, oh, he's getting into it now. I like it, go. Listen here, kitten, daddy's gonna drop some autistic knowledge on you now. - I'm here for it. - The Orlequin was crazy because, and I've been looking for one of these forever. It was like a 20 millimeter deck gun, and they just, they wanted it basically a direct blowback, open bolt, and 20 millimeter. Like, big fucking 20 millimeter. And instead of making the bolt, like, I don't know, whatever you'd have to make that, 200 pounds to not explode. They ended up making it what's called advanced ignition, which is like the sketchiest shit ever. Because advanced ignition basically says, we're gonna use the forward momentum of the bolt to act theoretically as extra weight. Because an object in motion is going to be, the effective force to push it backwards is gonna, I'm explaining this poorly, but it would basically make up for the lack of weight because you got the forward momentum on it. - An object in motion stays in motion. - Mass times acceleration. The problem increase, mass, you increase acceleration. - Problem being that the only way to get that mass going forward, that inertia, is you have to ignite the cartridge before it's in the chamber. - Oh. - Right. - Advanced ignition. - Wait, so you're like open battery almost? - Yes, you are fire, the cartridge is starting to go off before the 20 millimeter cartridge is fully in the chamber, in battery. - That's fucking terrifying. - Horrific, but they work. - Have you seen your narrator's story that went viral? He was on a podcast talking about shooting a javelin 'cause he was a javelin guy. - Which, he has the record for like the story of how he broke the record. - Yeah, he told it on stuff. - On stuff. - It's so good. - I forget it though, like, the deficit details. - He was lined up and they're like, okay, prepare to fire and he prepares to fire. Like, once you hit the, and I'm firing the javelin, like, you only have so long until it just blows the fuck up. And he's like, nobody else realized that except for him. And he's like, guys, I have 15 seconds to fire this or it's blowing up. And they like, get on the phone and make a call. And they're like, fire at the target. And he mistook what target they wanted. And he aimed for one that was like 5,000 fucking yards away and like broke the course record for the longest javelin hit ever. - There was like a general there. And he did all this and it was an accident. - That's really far. (laughs) - Singing like all the generals and officers, like, okay. (laughs) - I forgot about that story. - I just did a video on what drops tomorrow. Bazooka Charlie. - I'm looking forward to that. - You know what a liaison pilot is? World War II. So like, World War II, they just got the idea. They were like, okay, well, we had like weather balloons and World War I for, you know, up high recon. We want a plane that can do that. So basically they were getting these pilots that would go up in these, they called them L4 Grasshoppers, but it was just a J3 Piper Cub. It was like level one flying plane that you would learn on super light fabric wings. They could loiter for hours like a crop duster. And these guys would go up in a crop duster and fucking call in artillery. Well, Bazooka Charlie was a 29 year old history teacher whose brother was captured by the Japanese and a POW camp. And he was sick of just calling in artillery and not being able to engage the enemy. So he rigged three bazookas on each wing and was dive bomb in German tanks. It's shooting six bazookas at him and pulling up. And he fucking, he has six confirmed German tank kills. Two of them are tigers, which is the German heavy tank. And he has like suspected like upwards of 16, but it's just this crazy story. This guy that was just like, fucking, I'm gonna send it. Like, he's like, can I do this? And they're like, not gonna say you can't. And they're like, cool. I mean, he's just dive bomb in German tanks in a crop duster. Is he like string attached to shoot? No, he rigged up a control panel with electrical. So he would send electrical impulses into the bazookas. But like, there was one day battle at Eric Court. It's the biggest tank battle on the Western front between Americans and the Germans. I think America had like 130 shirms. And the Germans had like 240 armored vehicles in tanks. Like heavily outnumbered, but America had air superiority. But there was all this fog so the American planes couldn't go up. So bazooka Charlie goes up anyways. And like basically stalls the Germans till the weather clears 'cause there's just a crop duster spawning out of the fog taking out tanks. And they're like, what the fuck is going on? So they like stall out until the fog lifts and then America regains air superiority. It's like a huge strategic win. But it's crazy. It was just again, how did he sign up for that? It's just he had heard when he was in theater. He heard that somebody had done it with Ah, bazooka. So he's like, fucking, I'm going to figure it out. Which like, we can get the extra bazooka back. Everybody's like, this is my question. There's crazy crazy everywhere on the World War II. That's one thing I've like, I can't go through that. It was shit and sending it over. You didn't have to ask for a thing. Great lands. A blessing from the law. Damn, that's like fucking 18 bazookas. Yeah. So battle air court, he made three runs. So like he flew up, fired six bazookas, landed, got replenished, went up again, fired them, went up again. They said, I think he fired no less than 16 bazooka shells during the battle of air court in one day. I love it. Those are the Germans. It's like, oh, it's a crop dust that it is. Well, that's the funny part is like, a lot of people at the time didn't understand or didn't think it would even be possible because bazookas weren't that effective on German tanks. Like, you were hoping to take out the track and disable it. But bazooka, it could, but it was very unlikely to penetrate front or side armor of a German tank. So he was basically doing predecessor of the javelin. Guess what? The German engineers weren't expecting from the top. That's why they're so effective. That's how he was taking out tigers and shit because he was hitting them on the top. That makes sense. Yeah. That's what I still cannot wrap my head around that. I think in the video, like, the German engineers had no point in their meeting. Did anybody say, what if America develops the pro gamer move and I have to look cut to the battlefield scene where the guy, yeah, the boy, the Zika, I hate how accurate it is. 60 years before battlefield. Was he married? Yes. But what the fuck are you doing in the garage? What's up, Katherine, welding, but he's hurt him was bunny, but it is so much better welding them on and they're not knowing if it's going to affect aerodynamics when you're flying. Well, that's the thing that I was thinking about that, too. That's the thing I talk about in the video. It was like, nobody gives this guy credit for how hard, like, there was that YouTube video tutorial on how to do this, like, and this is a very, very small plane. Like, they could only put one pilot in there with the radio. Yeah. How much is that thrust going to fuck your airplane? So that surprisingly didn't get up, but the hard part, yeah, the hard part was the weight and figuring out where to mount it, not to fuck up the controls of the plane, you know, because you're mountain six metal tubes with rockets in them. So he had to figure out the right spot to mount them and how to bet, like, how far back, how far forward on what figured all that out. Also, he would have had to angle them, like, kind of towards his nose a little bit, right? Because when he's diving just to get him in the right spot, they were dead straight. So like, they didn't all converge, but he had different markings on the inside of his windshield because he did so many practice runs. He's like, that bazooka should hit there, assuming it does what it's supposed to, which it's a bazooka. It's basically a giant bottle rocket. We'll see what happens. That's fucking a wild dude. That's awesome. Don't be shit. Bunny. I do it. Like, that's what the wife, like, I'll never mind. Our girls walking out. We're in a world war and like, the girls coming into, like, unsub and we're just doing that in the backyard. We're just building weapons and they're like, oh my goodness. It's like, in your mind, like, she's there with him in theater, bitching about, like, not having the laundry done or the, you know, take out the trash. I'm busy, honey. So he wrote hundreds of letters back home to his wife and his, uh, his daughter, like, released a lot of these letters and she wrote a book to, like, validate her dad's story. And in some of the letters, it's just, it's funny his perspective because he's not telling his wife what he's doing. But he's like, sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm not being a very good husband. I'm doing some dangerous shit. Just straight up, like, being honest with her, like, I'm taking some risks. I'm a bitch straight with you, babe. He's in a crop dust. He talks about how he, like, he perfected his approach method. So in order to avoid anti-originally, they weren't shooting at the crop dusters because it was a poor exchange. You know what I mean? Like, oh, that guy's just up there spotting. We're just going to hide and not letting know where we are because if we shoot at him, he'll know where we are. Then artillery's going to rain down the forehead. And then he started dive bomb and motherfuckers with bazookas. So they started shooting at crop dusters. So he had to figure out a vase of maneuvers and he would go up and do a corkscrew and down. And just a great dive bomb him, fire the bazookas at 300 feet. He would go home. I thought you were talking about taking it at a grade. He would actually. Yeah. He would approach and corkscrew so he wouldn't get hit by anti-aircraft fire. So literally battlefield. I'm jumping out of my fucking head. It's like, yeah. And it's going straight at the ground, which the other surveillance planes that weren't doing that had to be like, to fuck this guy. Hi. You're the reason why we're getting shot now. Yeah. Just set a tone. Yeah. a great job of that. So like literally anything we have, Ken Pa possibly. Other pilots started doing it. They just weren't as successful. They weren't the first. So they didn't give as much credit You know what I mean? Other pilots did start to do it. That's pretty cool, but Zooka jet. Wait, is it good Charlie? Charlie Charles Carpenter. Why the fuck didn't they give him a cool plane then? After he you know, I would need one. You know, I would switch it up. He's shit up right now. He's doing like the training wheels planes. Why don't we give him a real like cool plane? Because he wouldn't take it. He's fucking pro. He prestige. He maxed out the starter item. He went up with it. Just a dunk on the crop duster. He's got the molten lava camo on his crop duster. He had a dope ass pain job. He had like a gold plane. He had like nose art on his crop duster. He said Rosie the rocker instead of Rosie the Riveter. It's dope. All right, let's go pro. Joe bought the battle pass. This game's not good unless you pay for it. That's fucking well. You get six bazookas. Mom only let's me have one. We were in the last podcast. I talked about it. I was like, oh yeah, we the one fight. Well, Jim talked about having so many grenades and throwing it. I was like, oh yeah, we'd get along on this one. Firefight. We shot a lot of HDP from the 203. I was like, I hope I actually, I don't know. Did I get that right? Yeah, HDP. Nick and start here. This is my buddy Ross. That was in that firefight. Just read it out loud. Call me real quick. I got a question. What's your question? The one day we got in that stupid gunfight in the open field. That's me. It was out of our sector. Remember that? Yes. I remember that. I got bullet holes in my ACU top and some crap in my arm. You guys were pinned down if I remember correctly. Yes. How many grenades did everyone fire? Those HDP's. Hmm, it felt like a lot. That's what I was thinking. Like 18 or 20. I can't remember. Yeah, it was a ridiculous amount. I thought so. I was like, did I get the number right? I was like, I think we fired 20 something HDD. We fired a lot. That was another thing. Kaper said that we was like, oh, well, this guy, you know, I was trying to help out this guy. He was my M79 guy. In my soul, I was like, oh, this is so cool. Imagine just being able to casually say like, oh, my M79 guy, like, that's fucking neat. 40 mils are just cool. You know, it doesn't take a lot to make us men happy. Just give us a couple grenades. We'll fire it up. I don't like those guys over there. You ever seen the baseball player, but like, you ever seen the inside of how those things arm? Because inside it was 79 or yeah, any 40 millimeter grenade. It's terrifying. Ross is right up. Ross got a better right up for his purple heart than I did because his got like he got calf. His calf got hit and then bullet holes through it. I forgot about all that shit. Oh, war. I forget about any of my fucking stories periods. I still have the paperwork from that shit in my arm. The podcast is coming back in Monday. I never really like actively forgot about that thing. It was like, wait, is my brain is not the best? Do I remember this right? Please don't be crazy. He's like, you fired one. I'm like, damn it. Okay, never mind. On sub episode 2700. Okay, Uncle Eli, let's get you your oatmeal and let's go to bed. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's like nine mil. Our kids are like, how the fuck did they raise us? Oh god. Guess this is good as mine. I gotta get out of here. I hope my kids look back at this in their 30s. I mean, God, look how politically correct dad was. Do you remember back before he, you know. According to Shane Gillis, the summer Bob of 2025. I hate I had to have you guys explain that to me that beat because I just didn't know. I thought I heard a dog whistle. I love my friends so much. Just good people. Oh, I missed everyone. I think on that we can close. Oh, yeah. And on that end bomb. Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli double tap, fat electrician, Brandon Herrier, my self-donate operator. You can join us on Patreon for the unsubscribe after show. Love you, bitches. [Music]