Vision and Voice

After studying the rotation of the Earth for a full 24 hours, the whole research team was thoroughly bored. So they called it a day. Why did the oyster farmer get dumped by his girlfriend? Because he was a shellfish lover. Writing jokes and communist Russia was hard. Everyone had to get them. I was going kayaking with my friend on our vacation, and when we got to the rental place, he handed me two paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?" And I said, "I'll take either one." What a Steve Carroll's favorite type of red meat. He loves lamb. What kind of school loves drugs? High schools. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? Our lake has many ducks made of wood. With floats, so how do they stay in place? Peer pressure. How do you get postage from the Gestapo? You scramble their letters. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case. With all the turmoil going on the way I look at, Canada is still on top. Get ready for more laughs and groans following this short break. What's the difference between most Syslac and Syscho Bob? One's a bartender, the other's a bartender. Sixth and seventh grades are overlooked by school districts. Those grades are just the average. Airbus and Air Europa hired dragons as pilots. No training involved. The pilots just wing it. Did you hear about the dentists that married a unicorn? They have two one horsepower dental drills now. Why did the Warden line up his inmates in alphabetical order? He was trying to establish a consort. What do you get when you cross a flower and a kid's book? Judy Bloom. Two guys go into a bar. One has a car battery. The other has jumper cables. The bartender eyes them up and down and says, "Don't you guys start nothing in here. I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. This is our weekly round up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast.com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by classic studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Went to see my doctor about my chronic diarrhea. She said it was genetic. It runs in my family.