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Untold Stories of Ben's Bachelor Party, CJ's New Alter Ego, & Kens FIRST TATTOO

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Untold Stories of Ben's Bachelor Party, CJ's New Alter Ego, & Kens FIRST TATTOO

A video recounts a chaotic and hilarious Las Vegas bachelor party that evolves into a surreal, high-energy weekend filled with pranks, drunken antics, and unexpected romance. The group engages in outrageous behavior, such as dumping water on a friend, creating a fake wedding, and staging a surprise proposal that leads to a real marriage on the same weekend. One friend, Gavin, proposes to his new girlfriend on camera and is married in an unexpected ceremony with a fictional Elvis impersonation as the officiant. Throughout the trip, the group experiences wild moments like a drunken man riding a floor scrubber, a man proposing to a woman in a pool, and a friend named Bobby emerging as a new, bold persona after the event. The story highlights the chaotic, unpredictable, and joyful nature of friendship, bonding, and spontaneity. While some events are absurd, they are framed as meaningful and transformative. The video blends humor with heartfelt moments, showing how deep connections can form in the most unexpected circumstances. A financial advisory segment briefly promotes LPL Financial, but the main narrative remains focused on the unforgettable experiences of the bachelor party and its aftermath. The entire event becomes a symbol of freedom, laughter, and the unpredictability of real-life friendships.

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Paid advertisement. Anna Kendrick is not a client of LPL Financial LLC and receives compensation to promote LPL. Investing involves risk, including potential. Your future brother-in-laws, I genuinely think, look at you differently. I think they're like, oh, Ben is crazy. These guys were gambling so good that it literally could have been streamed. What was born from this trip is CJ's new alter ego, Bobby. Bobby Lawson. I watched him and his new wife hop on this three-wheeler. I literally saw his wife go, ew, what is this? The wedding certificate, I signed it, and then I lost it. Oh. And we're live, boys. How we doing? We're live? Yeah. We're back. Dude, we are. We're back. Some of us are doing better than we are. Yeah, I don't know if I'd say we're all live. Partially alive. Not quite thriving, but we're getting back there. We have returned from Ben's bachelor party. We did it big. Big, fat, huge. Rather large, dude. Large. I don't think we could have done it any bigger. Yeah, I don't think we possibly could have done it any bigger. If you guys have seen the movie, The Hangover, when they go to Vegas, and they celebrate a bachelor party, it was about that big. The only thing we didn't do was find a baby. Or a tiger, but other than that. Yeah, but I think other things happened that were equivalent to it. Yeah, the tiger would have been sick. That was actually maybe the one thing that we were missing. I tried getting a snake. I guess there was. Guess how much they wanted to bring a snake into your room. They wanted $7,500. What? For 30 minutes. Actually, there was. I wanted to wake you up with a snake. Oh, my God. I would have fucking lost my mind. Yeah, but for $7,500. For $7,500, I said, we're not doing that. Yeah. Oh, that's good. You probably could have tricked Ben into paying for it and be like, he'll get it out of here right now for $7,500. Oh, shit. That's a good point. Damn, that's a good point. Shit. Jack, paper towels. Oh, my God. My soda was frozen, and now it's frothing. Oh, my gosh. How did you end up with a frozen soda? It was warm, and then I put it in the freezer, and I didn't think that it was fully frozen. That'll do it. No, there actually was, now that I remember, a white tiger at the club. You know how the bottle girls come out with, like, signs and shit? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They brought it to a whole other level at, was that at Omnia? White bangle tiger. Yeah, they're, like, rolling out a, like, I don't know, plaster, fiberglass, white tiger. And I'm like, that's crazy. Wow, what a little spectacle. And then, like, half an hour later, the girl comes out on a full-size unicorn. Unicorn? A unicorn. I mean, it was rolling. It wasn't alive or anything, but. Yeah, it was pretty. Oh, yeah, Ryan, you missed all that. So, I mean, where do we want to start? Where do we want to start? Yeah, where do we want to start? I mean, we land down in Las Vegas. Ryan was feeling good. Ryan's feeling good. We never really ever ride on private jets. It's, like, a very special occasion. And for some reason, I mean, not even for some reason, Mike set the precedent that you ride on a private jet for your bash party. I mean, you're only getting married once, so that's when we find it worth splurging for that. Otherwise, we're sitting in the back of a plane next to the toilet. Yeah. Saving money for the rest of the year. Yeah. But anyways, so we're drinking on the plane. We're having fun. We land down. We go straight to the golf course. Ryan is not much of a golfer. No. That would almost be an overstatement. Yeah, I don't know. So, he was mostly just golf carting and drinking. Correct. Which is, you can do that on the golf course. I'd like to give a quick shout-out to Ken, though. Did he not par the first hole? He did par the first hole. Which is very impressive. I parred for it on hole number one. I couldn't believe it. Ken was like, man, I got to golf more. What were you thinking when you parred the first hole, Ken? I thought. It was only downhill from here, and it was only downhill from there. Well, you know what they say. Just believe in yourself or believe in against yourself. Yeah. One other thing to preface. Like, you know, we had, like, nine of us on the jet, and then we met up with, like, part of the other crew, and then the other part of the crew met, and then the other part of the crew came, and, like, we just kept appearing. Big crew. It was a big crew. How many people? I think 22, right? 22. With Chris, we had 23. Yeah, it was a huge crew. Yeah, so I had, like, obviously, all the C-boys, then I had my high school friends, and then I had my. My brother, my brother-in-law's. So I had so many different friend groups all together at once. 22 guys. We were rolling. We were rolling deep. We land. We go to the golf course, and at this point, Ryan is hand-boned. He hand-boned on the golf course. So, like, going into this, right, I have a couple friends that are just, like, loose cannons. One of them is sitting on the podcast with us in a bright yellow shirt, and then I have several. I have several other ones that I was like, oh, these guys are going to be a liability. Like, we're going to Vegas. We're all going to be, like, partying for pretty much three days straight. These guys are going to be a liability. They weren't. It was the guys that you were least expecting. Like, Ryan getting blackout on the first, like, the first three hours. First day, dude, he was hammered. I just remember Ryan came by me and ran into my golf cart and then just goes, just goes, ha-ha. And keeps going. Keeps going. And that's why I, like, stop. I'm like, this dude must be hammered. Hit, like, a hard side swipe. Not just, like, bumps into it, but, like, full speed. I jumped out. I saw you coming. I was like, what is he? Is he going to ram me? I jumped. He turned last second. The cart gal was there, too, and she was just like, really? The recipe for our reckless golfing is very minimal golf and a lot of savagery and cart driving, and that's what you were doing. Well, it was hot out. No, no. It was way too hot out. It was hot out. So I was trying to stay hydrated, and maybe transfusions aren't that hydrating, and they couldn't that amongst the rest of the sun and the heat and not knowing or caring about golf, and it's hard, too, because there was 25 people there, so, like, I'm on hole two and you guys are on hole nine, so I just, I budgeted for nine holes of golf, my drinking, and then we hit the back nine, and I was like, oh, I'm cooked. You didn't hit the back nine, buddy. You didn't even touch the back nine. You didn't play. You barely even went through three holes. You just started driving around at that point, and then we did, we had to move the challenge up to hole nine because we knew that there's no way everyone's going to make it, and that's why you had to jump into the pond. Did Ken's ball ever come down from that tree, or did you have to take a drop? No, he took a stroke. No, I took a drop, basically, at the tree. Dude, I've never seen, that was insane. The top of a palm, the palm tree? Yeah. Lasered it in. He lasered it to the top of a palm tree, and it never came down. I do think this might be your year for golf, Ken. I mean, the fact that you're starting to play the way you are. Hey, it's my year finally. Hey, to get a ball stuck in a tree like that, that far away, that high up, means you had to make pretty decent contact with it, and that's good for you. I either made really good contact, or I made zero contact at all. So that was just kind of my sprint. Let's call it a practice swing, then. Yeah, so we had everyone together on one hole on the par three. We had 18 guys tee off at one time, and this was a nice golf course, like a super nice golf course, but the reason I think they lost was because they didn't have enough time to play, and I think they let us do it, is our buddy Chris, that was kind of like the plug all over Vegas, flipped a couple hundos to the guy at the start. It was so stiff. They were so stiff, and then Chris walks up to the golf warden guy, and he's like, hey, here's for the trouble. Sorry about all this. Gives him like 200 bucks. He's like, oh, no, no, you shouldn't have. His whole tone changed right there. We could do whatever the fuck we wanted out there. Dude, no reason we should have gotten the docket. We had 18 guys on one green. It was unbelievable. We had 18 guys on one green, and people had to go around us. They didn't even tell us to speed up. They didn't tell us not to do it. They just told the other people who were there golfing, like, hey, go around them. Skip this hole. They skipped. They told us to skip the hole. They said, you can come back and play this one. This is fun. This is my first time hearing golf. So this is crazy. Yeah, but dude, I mean, if that doesn't just show, like, I mean, that's the most Vegas thing. That is the definition of Vegas, is flip a couple hundred bucks in whichever direction you want to go, and you'll automatically go that way. Just get in. It's crazy. Yeah, what money can do there? I mean, that's what it's all funded off of, but 200 bucks to completely disrupt the entire golf course seemed a little cheap in my eyes. I agree, because there's a lot of things that we did where it was more of a. Look at this. How many people are out here? Holy shit. That's all on one green. That's a par three. You got 18 guys putting. Ryan's there. Look at Spenny's stance. And they tried telling us that Spenny couldn't wear a crop top. It does look like gravity is starting to affect me. Yeah, you're starting to slump. You're going to slump pretty hard. Yeah. We make this bet on one hole. The winner gets all the money in the pot. It was like two grand or something. Did I put money in? The loser had to jump in a fountain of our choice at any point in the entire weekend. And so I won. I think I tied with you, right? Me and you tied in your other buddy. I don't know if we can say his name. Yeah. He who shall not be named. It's like, I wasn't there. You guys, please just don't mention I was with you guys. Yeah. Right. Ryan ended up losing, and so he had to jump in a fountain of choice at some point during the weekend and we chose that moment to be at the end of the trip into the caesar's fountain do you remember being upset that we like didn't let you jump in the pond yeah i do because i jump in the pond and just get over i wanted to get it over with because i knew it wouldn't get any easier throughout the weekend but i'm i'm glad i think you guys are smart any less drunk than the moment right yeah i think my favorite part though so then we go back and like we got this dinner plan we're gonna you know gamble all this ryan's so fucking cooked the dude just goes to bed right and like you were one of the two people that were like a big advocate of like we need to dress up we're gonna go to the club we're gonna get we're gonna all like everyone dress up everyone dress up and like we're all like ah fine i guess all right this will be the one night we dress up and then you don't even make it out we went to a nice ass dinner we go to the club like you love doing that shit and it was a pretty legendary night i hate to say yeah you were just sleeping like a baby i mean we went and woke you up i thought you were gonna be up after we dumped all that water you still went to bed that was crazy so you guys came in later what time was it at when you dumped water i mean was that after dinner bro we don't yeah that was eight it was insane nine o'clock so look at this group photo we got out of the whole squad that is actually the one thing that i'm right before we went to dump water on you really really bummed i'm not in this picture can we ai me into this picture no i think it's funnier that you're not ryan because it's like where was ryan oh he got way too drunk and then eight minutes after that i'm like oh my god i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk i'm so drunk we're taking this photo we went and dumped 14 gallons of water on them there's a lot of water it was forever dry no it still smelled like wet dog in there okay that's the wet dog right there ryan that is not how i remember you looking you look incredible you look incredible we got like this penthouse and so insane room is a two-story fucking room two-story penthouse there's only four bedrooms in there though yeah the second story was literally nothing i was kind of confused yeah it was just a flex i was surprised though that at how expensive that room was and uh how big it was that it really only slept like five people yeah it was kind of whack yeah it was pretty bizarre so we uh we sneak the entire crew in and we grab every single garbage can in the entire penthouse and then we filled them all up and then we snuck into ryan's bedroom flip the lights on right before this i'm like you know kind of you don't really sleep that good sometimes when you're now extremely hung over because it was everyone telling each other to shut up yeah exactly that's all it was i just hear 15 people telling each other to shut up and i go well i know they're not telling each other to be quiet so you can sleep so i could sleep and then i i kind of like forgot about it and then was waterboarded that was enough water i was dang near yeah dude i got drenched i was drenched head to toe by just being next to you in the room getting drenched and we see that's the problem was is as you guys woke me up i was like all right i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna go i stood in the shower and was like there's absolutely no way my head is gonna explode i need to go back to bed really you were already hung over yeah it was like six hours after well you know how i do i know but i just i was like i don't think i can do it so what i'm gonna do is just sleep until twin sick goes on one o'clock and so i sleep like shit for a couple more hours another like five hours of sleep wake up at one o'clock get back in the shower do all my stuff put on my pants like i'm ready to go and i go to my suitcase and i grab my shirt and my entire fucking suitcase has water in it oh my god and i go fuck this i climbed back in ken's bed and went to bed oh you slept with ken i'm sorry dude no it was still pretty funny i honestly was happy because i went oh well at least the guys had a good laugh like that made me oh we did and so like we do this shit all the time right we're constantly messing with each other and just like taking things to like the extreme where it's pretty rare do we do something and then afterwards go that was crazy but like more than half of the crew doesn't do this shit every day where they're like that was fucking insane and you guys are like we already forgot about it we're like yeah what do you what happened like so there was there's so many moments throughout the trip that they were just like elevated because it was like through a different perspective of yeah do this kind of stuff and we did a lot of stuff like well i'm glad they had such a good time and they got to kind of see what it's like you know like it does make it more fun when you have someone else who like doesn't get to like do this kind of stuff but yeah uh one of them was like i kind of feel bad for ryan like do you think he's gonna be mad and i was like what no he's gonna be happy you kidding me that just made a great part of the video i was and then the first thing i see ryan in the morning he's like dude i'm so glad you guys dumped that water on me that was that's gonna be awesome on the video he could still be a part of the night without being a part of the night i felt included yeah yeah i didn't have to do shit and i still got to be a part of it like like when something like that happens you're like i didn't get hurt i helped make a funny moment that a lot of people are gonna laugh at and enjoy and i made all my boys you're happy yeah i was i was happy and so after that you guys went to twin sec and there was just i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry unicorns and tigers and stuff yeah we were up on stage with them ben and i and uh ben's sister's there's no fucking way you were a good dj okay we'll get this dude so we get up on stage we take a couple shots and then really well on stage and he had the headphones and then alex takes his headphones off and he puts them on me and first of all the dj's headphones gotta be so loud are so loud really dude he like blew my eardrums and i had them off for 10 seconds so he puts the points down at one of the knobs right and i'm like oh my god this is my moment right now i point back and he's like nods and i put my hand on it and then he like starts doing this like telling me to like turn it down and so i like turn it down and then i flip it all the way and he goes it grabs it he flips it back up and then he goes to doing his thing and then i just go yeah that was probably enough i take them off i give them back to him i go i think i i damn you just messed up people damn dude look at that yeah dude you're so good they are such good djs like it's insane how they're already huge but i truly think they're going to be like really big there's gavin and his wife this was when they met that's when he met his wife all right so gavin met his wife at twin sick so let me let me explain this well she wasn't his wife there his girl at the time so right before we go into twin sick our buddy chris shows up and he lives out in vegas and he brought like his girl with him and then this girl brought her friend so they all come up the elevator chris and these two girls come up the elevator together and uh you know we're dapping up chris and he introduces like his girl to us and then next thing i know i look over and shred 80s already like cuddling up with this girl i was like oh wow they must know each other in love they must know each other immediately immediately ryan you wouldn't believe it i was like i was like how this girl prank like this was like coordinated like there's no way we shred 80 pulled this off that quick i know he's a quick shooter but dude it was crazy and first thing i go i go oh chris does your your girl's friend like already know shreds and he was like no they just met and i swear to god i hear her go wow you are such a man and like feeling him up he's just like a fucking circus bear and she's like you are such a man hey they don't build them like they used to huh and so they're like cuddling in every which way of like holding each other throughout the night like he's she's dancing in front of him and then she's turned around and they're dancing together and like kissing and then he's dancing in front of her and she's holding him you would think like a real relationship like shh so in love like i've never seen so much just like passion the whole time that basically from that moment through the whole weekend whenever i saw gavin he had her with him and he was just holding they were holding each other in some way shape or form and then by every minute they go kiss each other dude they were just so in love 10 000 kisses i bet they were 10 000 in love and i mean it's a beautiful thing to see we couldn't believe it and yeah they had just met they were taking up so much real estate in the booth because they were whirlwinding around each other and we're like this is you know good for shreds good for shreds and then it was the next morning well speaking still there well speaking of beautiful things to see a not so beautiful thing to see when i walk into my room at 5 a.m is those two having a nice cuddle oh in your room yeah you were staying with shreds well for about 30 seconds there was a lot of screaming and they left them and shreds was like never in the room again oh really well i just came in turned the tv on i think they thought i was going to leave i was like this is this is my room i turned on forensic files and just sat down i'm like i ain't going nowhere they probably were confused because you got back so early well no me and shreds were yeah staying together then they got into her room huh yeah well anyways yeah and then on top of that jake got so freaking hammered at the club dude that guy was so drunk he was mr ticovo He made it all night. to kova's stuff he looked like a concrete cowboy and then he just falls off the booth hits the table knocks the all the ice over all the glasses broken shit then he falls backwards hits this other girl who like had heels on and was dancing on like the table behind us she falls she looked like a baby deer in the road like her legs were like this she had these high heels she couldn't get up and like and then like dude and then the security comes over and since we were getting like this special treatment jake is to stay and they booted that girl out no they're just like yeah she's too drunk and she didn't she wasn't she wasn't she just got ran into by jake and then yeah dang i didn't see it but this is what mark told me and mark was like yeah i thought about stepping in something like hey it was his fault but i didn't really know what to do and mark knew he'd have to take care of jake then dude but then the security guard kept coming up to me we like a security guard for our booth just kept coming up to me and was like yo you got to keep an eye on this guy and it's just jake sherbert and he's just like waving around his cowboy suit my favorite part was when jack went to the bathroom and jake ended up with a camera for a second and i looked over at him he's got the camera just pointed straight and he's like just filming i'm like what are you doing go and be wrong jack you you gave the camera to jake sherbrooke i think i think yeah he either gave it to me or jason and then it ended up in jake's hands yeah dude it's amazing that we ended the trip with all of our equipment i mean the all of us we literally almost filmed i'd say the whole thing i lost a couple credit cards oh oh yeah maybe for the best yeah yeah so then basically the next day we hit the pool all that shreds is just like it's just a new place for shreds to cuddle with his girl dude well i guess i i still didn't expect him to show up with her i wasn't like what what are you doing oh he showed up without her and he was like a lost puppy dog i would say he was just trying to buy the time when he rolled into just to pass the time until she was there he rolled back into my room with a little coffee and just a pep in his step i've never seen that boy shine the way he strolled in that door with her star so anyways yeah so then we're at the pool whatever we get a high stakes gambling room an influencer room so park mgm this whole room they just did it like we i think we're one of like the first people to get to do this but there's all these cameras because in the casino you normally can't film well you just can't film that's actually the rule and normally when we do like our high roulette spins that you've seen in the past we like have to sneak a camera and normally they catch us and they like got bodied twice yeah they're trying to like hit it down and stuff anyways they set up a whole room with their own cameras and stuff so you don't have to bring yours and uh they were super nice and let us you know do it and we're like oh my god we're like oh my god we're like oh my god we're like oh and we got to have the footage but anyways we all chip in on this roulette spin i think we had like eight or nine grand down on it and it hits on red so we went berserk man we were just we went crazy i mean it was about as fun of a gambling moment as you can have of like you're riding one color with your entire group no not the entire crew yeah spenny's switched up i'll go black i was like what the fuck i mean it was funny but that was great i was thinking well at least someone's going to win when you did that i was kind of like all right well there's always the chance for green oh my god that would really suck holy shit that would have sucked but yeah everyone goes absolutely nuts but the best part was like having our the crew that's normally not with us they don't really do that kind of stuff so when we're doing the spin it was like the longest spin ever i just looked around everyone's faces and everyone's there so much excitement and then it just hit and we went nuts yeah i mean i was up the whole weekend because of that one thing and it just happened to be like the best part of the game one of my favorite parts the next favorite part though here's spenny losing bro we're going fucking insane should have ran with the boys that sucks spenny that's a kick in the nuts right there is this a good time to remind you that you owe me 200 bucks it was electric it was it was so fun because like you say all the other guys in heaven jake why does he look like a giant baby it almost looks like he's missing a leg baby where's this other leg he's gonna fucking hate that you just showed this picture holy shit that's how i envision a child being in the womb he looks so small here like you can't really tell if he's like seven years old or i think that position is called the fetus why does he look so small he's like seven years old or i think that position is called the fetus why does he look so small here like you can't really tell if he's like seven years old or i think that position is called the fetus bro why does he look so little this was at seven in the morning after we went to bed at four and i forgot i was so tired keep in mind i'm sober i was so tired i forgot to turn all the lights off the tv is still blaring oh my the blinds were wide open and that's how he looked just on top of the sheets he made it so close which that does remind me when i uh when i got water dumped on me and then i had to sleep in ken's bed it's like a full-size bed and i kind of remember hearing him come stumbling in and bang into the water and i remember hearing him come stumbling in and bang into the water then watching like the ufc fight and like you just look over out out the window at like the glass windows and evan and jace are just soaking wet because they wouldn't ryan wouldn't let him in the house which is smart honestly because i've been walking around i kept like i walked over and like started hanging out with the guys i see jay start making his way towards where i screw over they go sorry man you can't come in he's like standing right on the other side of the threshold the door like dripping water on the floor i'm like bro this is a nice fucking house you can't come in let me explain it like this too so jace loves famous people like he loves like the youtubers and the tiktokers and i've been friends with jason's we were little kids like we grew up in like elementary school together and so we're on our way to bryce hall's and uh i guess people don't know bryce hall's like a famous tiktoker and uh the whole time jace is like dude i'm just like so excited to meet bryce hall i 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how to act around these people like i'm friends with you guys like i know how to act and we're like no you don't chill out and so we get there for two minutes first two minutes jace jace is just like waiting for his opportunity he's gonna tell bryce all how much he means to him and then he's like the wet dog that isn't allowed in the house and we're like jace just stay out there you've done enough and he's like i didn't do anything dude him pleading his case straining his neck oh my god all while that that that was in the first four minutes of being there and then you look over like you're like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry like spenny and dalton are full-blown wrestling each other in the yard in the yard and you're like choking dalton out and yeah you hurt dalton's neck and then dalton just was like well he's like dude when he hurt my neck yeah and then yeah while you spenny just goes dude i told you to tap and you didn't that is that's fair yeah he was like walking around the house like i think there's actually something wrong with my neck like something like i can't he was basically saying that like spenny but i would say shout out to bryce and his girl for like being the greatest house like we come in like well at least me and jace and maybe a few others came in like a bushel of idiots she took our clothes put them in the dryer hooked us up with some dry clothes very great no they were so uh welcoming for what it was from us good eggs too i honestly we were there for probably what an hour or two and we were just like yo we we gotta get these guys out of here like we're too up no it was it was so not okay i was just like we almost felt bad we're like yo like we got to get our crew out of here it's like he's got him and his buddies they're like betting pretty big on ufc so that he's like he's like this is not how i expected this to go when he when he dumped the water out of his purse his phone is all wet i'm like me too his wallet's wet i don't have a better way to say it but like me and jace chirping evan here me and jace kind of made thane our little bitch for the rest of the night do we say something yeah he would like thane i need a beer and he'd just go find me a beer give me your vape mine's ruined give me your vape funny he was trying to make it up yeah whatever i needed he did you want my shoes you can have my shoes dog you want my clothes why does he why why does he want my shoes dog he's like i don't know i don't know why is he like these guys so much you're doing anything for him and you're like oh he owes us but no thane's super cool dude what do you do freddie and his girl they're classic they were just running around bryce's house oh here's jace yeah dude bryce's girlfriend got him he's so bummed he's wearing like women's sweatpants dude he's so bummed but yeah it was it was pretty sweet and basically we get out of there what do we do after that we go to the club well before that ben you were running around bryce's house with a spray bottle spraying people what kind of spray bottle oh thank god it was just a spray bottle you broke it we're gonna say a champagne bottle or something no it was we got it yeah it was just water just for the respect and we'll run it back another time i think at some point after that we went and hit the uh hit the table some more i won 10 grand oh that was that moment which is blurry i just remember giving jack ten thousand dollars and saying do not give this back to me because otherwise i would have flushed it i was trying to sneak it out of his pocket but he he had her key stood pretty good thank you jack yeah and then we went and went and ran another club that night and then at omnia they had pictures of you when we walked in and then it was like congrats ben and had pictures all over the screens which was incredible and then the one on the jet ski was my favorite was is that when the main dj like cedric gervais went out he just had his name that's it but when when they went congrats ben it was like streaming pictures all over and flashing congrats ben yeah look at that it was so it was so crazy yeah i don't like the club but i had a fun ass time both times we went when twin sick was playing and then also going here and just seeing all this crap yeah how did they get these pictures did you send them yeah well chris chris set it all up this was all chris he just was like yo send me like some pics they're gonna put them up in the club so shout out chris would you rather be ryan too hung over to go to the club on friday night or ken too good for the club on saturday night wait you weren't there ken you come into the club it's gonna be insane for this night too yeah he did no him and johnny fan the promoter i just don't like shout out vegas clubs i i think i'm over that part of my life wasn't even there you missed you missed out big time ken it was so fun as like a person who loves edm and like actual raves that was not worth your money if you want to actually go rave but it's a great time to let you smoke cigarettes right at the booth it was so fun yeah i looked over and spenny had five cigarettes in his mouth at one time five barrel yeah dude spenny rode that harley and we gave him a cigarette he's been kind of smoking ever since then just goes to show don't pick up smoking kids oh dude also speaking of you know how like half the crew like doesn't normally do this stuff your future brother-in-laws i genuinely think look at you differently not worse just differently i think they're like oh ben is crazy well they always knew you were crazy but like obviously they saw it like again not in a bad way but you took your fucking dick out and helicoptered that stuff like that they were like this guy i thought you were gonna take off and fly away you were going so quick yeah it was wild why did they say something no no no i could just see the way they looked at you like this is crazy like in so many moments i mean just everything we did that the whole weekend was crazy that was my favorite part of going omnia was uh he shall not be named standing there 100 sober watching the chandelier drop going holy fuck and he'd go over and he'd just tell me go what the fuck yeah he was pretty fired up on the chandelier drop it was cool it's just so cool yeah the next morning i was like what do you think of that and he was like dude that chandelier was crazy then we woke up sunday everybody was real slow went to top golf top golf was great the boys were actually moving quite possibly the slowest i've ever seen that was my crap ryan got his nap in on friday night i got my little nap in on uh sunday morning and i needed it dude something that that we did miss was at bryce hall's house that's when i was like gavin and this girl have been together now for like a day and a half and they haven't let go of each other i walked down and i i proposed on camera i'm like dude i think you guys need to get married like what what you guys I'm going to the little one. white chapel and get married and they were both like like they liked the idea they liked it and then we kind of just i was like well you know maybe we'll do that maybe we'll do that i don't know if we got time but if you guys want maybe we'll do that and then that last day so that sunday we couldn't even get this dude away from her for more than five ten minutes so we managed to get him away to go to top golf and we're like bro i think you need to consider marrying this woman that was the time i've never seen him head over heels like we made some calls we got it set up i mean within what seven hours we were set up at the little white chapel at 8 45 we missed a helicopter ride so gavin could get married yep it was just beautiful and before that we uh you know staged a whole proposal and by stage i mean like we we we tracked down a ring he did the proposal like an hour before we went there the chaoticness of gavin proposing the sprinter hot and ready outside he's running we bolt outside hop in the sprinter speed to the chapel to get there and get him married yeah i mean and it was so legendary the little white chapel there are so many famous people that have been married there i mean they had pictures of everyone on the wall like so many courtney kardashian john bon jovi billy ray cyrus ray cyrus shred 80 dude right 80 they took his picture that he's gonna be on the wall right before shred 80 got married when we were all standing there and the doors swing open and elvis walks out and he's like who's getting married by me look at all of our faces and we're just like oh shit like i didn't even know that elvis was gonna be the one marrying them and then i was like this is insane that elvis just wait it wasn't it wasn't the real elvis yeah obviously that's when it truly started feeling like a fever dream mixed with the most entertaining reality show i've ever seen mixed with dude we were so in the bag i just like i don't even know what that footage looks like yet obviously the video cj's real anxious about this footage well it's just more so like you know like you have to and by me that whole situation no bro fucking ken was drunk dude ken couldn't even ken literally couldn't even make doing a sentence like i guess we were all like fresh off of like three days of going on a bender everything at this point it's like you know when you get done with like a long night of drinking you wake up and everything's funny and then you're like oh my god i'm so sad and you're like kind of rolling delusionally right you're like still maybe a little drunk well then you compound that on top of a day and then you compound that one more time on top of one more day that's where we were at at that point in the trip so like everything was funny we were laughing about everything that could have possibly happened throughout the day you put gasoline on the fire of the craziest scenario in existence of you go on a bachelor party for your buddy you fall in love and you end up getting married on your friend's bachelor party and then we walk into this chapel gavin says if i'm getting married every one of you guys who are my groomsmen up here are cutting your sleeves off your suits so we all cut our sleeves which was awesome i could not have been more proud to cut my sleeves and stand by shred 80 side and then uh we're all standing there by shred 80 side on my bachelor party watching my one of my best friends no longer your batch party was get married wedding oh yeah it was it was quick like change wedding day yeah i i you know i passed over the rain so gavin got engaged and then we went on his bachelor party between the engagement and the wedding which was a 15 minute ride 15 minute party bus ride and then he gets married and then after that he gets a three roll out we gifted him a three-wheeler he was loving that obviously he was more excited about the three-wheeler than and then him and i watched him and his new wife hop on this three-wheeler i literally saw his wife go ew what is this and shreds was questioning it all but it was done what was done was done i think he was actually he didn't do it on cloud nine but i think it like kind of hit him at that point freaking run yeah i mean that was not did you catch when she almost got her leg three-wheelered like she bumped it one time she's like oh my i think she was coming around to it after she saw how happy it made gavin but when she was like ew what is this i could see gap the look on gavin's face ken and i ripped some tattoos directly after that and then iconic well straight i would say on the way between gavin is now freshly married we got about a 10 minute run and then we're like oh my god we're gonna have to ride to get these tattoos and we observe gavin call his wife by the wrong name she has to correct him no no no what what what is that that is wait what yeah he knew her name he no he i think he did know her name he just like yeah i'm not saying he didn't know her name no i don't know if he did bro he did you don't remember i told you no no no i don't know he actually knew her name oh no maybe maybe no he did it's the same name as his mom messed it up it was on the thing that's what he thought but he wasn't that's not his mom's name but he kept saying that he kept saying i yeah i know her name is the same as my mom's that's not his mom's name isn't his mom's name is heather no it's not oh what yeah what the frick all i know is what is going on dude what what happened yeah yeah he called her wrong name and she was fine with no she just simply corrected him and they just kept on cuddling and loving but in my head i'm like that is crazy chill such a chill wife that's love yeah but uh yeah dude i know they had to have known each other's names because i was like the witness of the wedding certificate i signed it and then i lost it i was i don't know i think i left at the tattoo shop but like their wedding certificate is at that tattoo shop i think oh my god i think this is a fever dream dude dj fucking blew his nose out right before it too dude it was the hardest i've ever seen someone blow their nose and you literally just i was excited and i want to be able to breathe out my nose before it so i blew it really hard and then my nose starts bleeding right before gavin walks on the aisle when ken blows the doors open ken was the one who walked her in it was beautiful ken you were being a fucking nuisance dude yeah that's my bad i was really trying to hold it together look at my brother-in-law's sitting in the crowd right now wondering what the fuck is going on and then jace jace is still recovering i don't think he has recovered yet to this day and we're holy shit ken you didn't rip those doors open look at tommy when i found out that it was elvis that was singing when he came around the front look yeah we're just vibing i'm so proud of them for not kissing in this moment it's the camera shot holy crap that was insane all right so after we hopped in after this whole thing went down and we were like oh my god i'm so proud of them for not kissing in this moment we hopped in the sprinter van oh gav are you gonna tell your family and he's like yeah let me facetime my mom right now she's excited so he facetimed his mom i was like mom i just got married and she was like she was so she she was laughing about it and then she was like actually what are you guys doing and he's like no seriously here facetime i just got married this is my wife and then he and then his mom's face is like gavin and i showed her the certificate everything and then she literally goes well it's nice to meet you sweetie it was it was honestly pretty pretty sweet they were sweetheart honestly they were are a great couple together they are i'm excited and we did tell gavin and his new wife we would pay for the honeymoon for them to go to hawaii so we're getting them plane tickets their stay the food's on gav but uh we'll get that boy would break the bank we'll get you there we'll get you there and we'll get you somewhere to sleep so gavin they're excited gavin's like love story has really been a crazy story arc of c boys on c boys tv from him yeah meeting his uh ex-girlfriend but on the dating show to every podcast he's on he's telling us about his love life and the problems he's having like dude i'm just so happy for him his other ex pulling up to the rail stunt yeah dude like yeah nobody's nobody has a more interesting love life than than shred 80 that was his biggest stunt yet yeah oh yeah getting married yeah after two days in one yeah biggest stunt yeah crazy i told him that he was actually getting kind of nervous like he was like all about it but then once we were looking at rings you could tell he was genuinely like holy crap i'm about to do this we buffed it out in the uh right outside the front door but it was so chaotic with elvis doing the marriage that cj just pocketed the ring you forgot to give him the ring yeah until we got outside he didn't ask me for the ring well maybe he thought they didn't have one he should have he should have dude i was waiting for him to be like and who has the rings yeah and then i was gonna take it out of my pocket and give it to him like you're doing a normal wedding but elvis just like i pronounce you guys husband and wife like after he got done singing everything he also never said like you may now kiss the bride he just started kissing well yeah but i mean he just was he was caught up in himself he likes singing yeah dude elvis isn't the best person in the world he's the best person in the world he's the best person in the world and have it, I guess, orchestrate wedding but i thought he did great beautiful singer i mean the whole it was just a beautiful ceremony and that was i mean but yeah it was it was beautiful the nice thing to know too is that with this being one of his biggest stunts he's gonna be able to eat the fall if he does i don't think they'll be a half his three-wheeler collection mike if there were to be a fall from this he's gonna be able to eat that that's true i don't think hopefully not i think i think they're going for the long haul dude i think so i truly honestly i wasn't spending much time with her at all because there's you know her and gavin i was on a batch party but once he got down on the knee proposed and then we rode in the sprinter van to the thing and then i got my tattoo like you know we spent probably a couple hours together just everyone hanging and i thought she was really nice dude she was she was great like a fun fun person and uh for shreds perfect and very genuine just like just happy so yeah i mean she was great i think they're both gonna be a great couple it's just it's just one of those weekends when someone asks how was it i go either you gotta sit down and i gotta walk you through the whole thing or you could just take that it was good yeah yeah good just it was just so ridiculous the entire way through so ridiculous that me finally getting even on my bet of swimming in a fountain in front of caesars at 9 a.m just is like a little blip barely makes the story yeah i got tattoos yeah we got tattoos after our friend got married that was the only thing that's actually permanent from that whole weekend yeah yeah it was insane loved it what's the deal with ken and was being a psycho you were you were just sitting there like ha ha this feels good i like when you're getting here i'm gonna like it i want more ken starts talking about getting more when his first tattoo wasn't even done i was expecting you know people are like oh tattoo it's kind of painful but it's your thigh that's a meaty and kind of painful isn't so bad still but i was like oh this doesn't feel that bad like the way people described it i was like oh this is gonna be like i'm gonna have to take a break or something like that i'm gonna have to take a break or something like that i'm gonna have to take a break but but then you transferred from that into i want another one and we're really trying to get you to get no can do i think it'd be fun we should call that tattoo i got a certificate i got a tattoo gun still can yeah let's get you another one tonight yeah no not can we do a next podcast you get a tattoo no how many views on this podcast for you to get a tattoo uh no how many likes i thought you loved it so much to get a tattoo yeah not 20 000 likes not enough to get one like in our shop i'd 20 000 when the podcast hits a million subscribers and mike has to get his bowl cut will you get no can do tattooed no i'd rather do it in a shop we could go to the nipple shop buy a shop we haven't been there i didn't say here will you get it just in general if the pod hits a million when it hits a million i don't want to get no can do tattooed on me okay how about a life-wide open podcast that's a ryan tattoo i want to get a sleeve while he's in the chair now he's like oh dude he's all we have to do is just bring him to vegas and get him hammered and he'll do whatever this guy was so drunk at the end of the night he was right he was trying to ride can we watch it because the floor scrubber was so and the automated floor everyone loved it it was hilarious yeah it was awesome dude it was like so funny two giant giant cherries on top of the cake of the weekend yeah that was amazing so good yeah this was incredible after gavin gets married we went and got a celebratory dinner a very nice dinner nice nice late dinner yeah and then we walk out of the dinner and ken sees this little automated floor scrubber and he hops on that thing and he starts riding it around look how happy he is dude save a horse ride a floor ride a rumba and he runs it back and it like it hits the brakes it stopped and then i can being the athlete he is to the eject i'm just glad that your knees are okay ken that was crazy boy dav knew he did well capturing that footage and the best part is is that i mean i'd say 60 seconds later you wrote an elevator down and went i'm going to bed that was ken's stunt for the night just thinking about bryce hall yeah just thinking about evan dude you and jace kind of beef after that old pool incident i thought it was the opposite well i just kept trying to be extra nice because i feel like i hurt his feelings and his back and head when i threw him in the pool on fully accident it's the same fountain that kobe raha jumped no but i think man he's jumping the other he's jumping the lower part of the fountain he's jumping one of the phones this week isn't he yeah yeah that was awesome boys that was so good thank you boys that absolutely that was insane that was amazing hey ryan i do gotta say you could have gotten out of doing that but you just gave up on that golf hole you hit the cart path and then just quit i yeah i couldn't make the decision for himself at that point yeah no exactly you know you know what was born from this trip that i think is going to stay with us for a while other than ken and cj's tattoos is cj's new alter ego bobby bobby spenny is fired up on big bad bobby lotser in here and hype the kid up i'll let spenny talk for me that's what bobby does yeah so i think this was like the final night and cj picked up beautiful cowboy hat because he was going to help gavin with his marriage and uh i don't even know like it would have been if it wasn't for him but anyhow every night the crew would just disperse slowly and just the last night it was me ben and our newfound friend bobby bobby lotser and we i don't even know what we're doing it was like 4 a.m or something and we're hitting the tables i'm not even gambling because bobby and and ben are going so hard because but you also lost all your money right yeah i lost all that's part of the reason well i could afford more from ryan he kept trying to give me the money back he'd give me 200 bucks i go how much do you have and you go this is it this is it and i go well here's another loan so you can keep gambling so we're hitting the tables and uh it's like 4 a.m i'm getting better at this table high limits high limit high limits and and bobby cruises in with his suit and his cowboy hat and a big cigar lit just puffing on it he walks up sunglasses on sunglasses on big dogs only at this table doesn't say a word to me and ben $100 minimum bet at that table whoa yeah it was like the biggest yeah ugly place to be that late at night right yeah i'll tell you this much yeah he walks up me and ben are kind of just chilling ben's cruising some bets and cj pulls up buyer bobby pulls up there's this guy across the table and he's like he's like hey man where you from and bob cj just looks at him and doesn't say anything and then he pulls out a wad of cash and throws it down he's like holy shit you're doing some gambling huh i'm just sucking on this cigar cj still just ashes the cigar into the tray and he's like come on man where you from and i'm like crying laughing so then i step in and i'm like i was like oh his name's bobby bobby lotser and he's like oh man that's crazy this guy's gambling and uh and then cj goes and throws down a pretty big bet and it and then he dials it back and he hits again and then he throws another big bet and it hits and the guy's like what this is within two minutes of sitting down probably made like he still hasn't said a word yeah still hasn't said a word made like a couple grand like i think he made like two grand you made like two grand or something like a decent amount and the guy was like oh shit you're pretty good at gambling huh cj just looks at him and at this point i'm crying laughing and i'm pretty drunk too so i look at the guy and i go i go yeah i'm pretty good at gambling and he's like yeah his name's bobby lotser he's from jackson hole wyoming and he just sold 30 of his fifth of his 500 buffalo and the guy's like cj still hasn't said a word so i'm just running up this story now and this guy is just like cj's just throwing down bets just like winning pretty big ben is hitting some pretty big bets like the boys are just going up so this guy's like so and then i'm just talking off his ear about how bobby lotser flew in on his helicopter just sold 30 of his 500 head of buffalo and he owns a big ranch and then every time he would hit every time he would win uh spenny go oh fuck bobby's buying another buffalo bobby's buying another buffalo so this guy just is like holy fuck like who are yeah so bobby's the buffalo farmer i want to be bobby in real life like i just live in that that alter ego but yeah now dude i don't think the hat's gonna leave my head no but it's just like a new thing man i just feel different when i got it on yeah bobby's rolling different dude it's such like a jackson hole wyoming thing to like cruise around in a cowboy hat and smoke a big cigar with the suit jagging on be like me and honey we got a big ranch down in jackson hole while we brought the helicopter down like it's just such a dude i think people legitimately respected me more when i was wearing this hat for sure like they must have just thought it was legit or something you looked legit like i looked legit even though i'm not like i understand i'm not a legit fucking buffalo farmer i'm glad that you know you're not a typical dude to wear a fucking cowboy hat but i think i just looked the part and like just like the way like i wasn't even talking to anyone like we'd hit a big hand everyone at the table celebrates i'm just i'm just fucking you would just grab his chips and pull him back and i just hit another word wow and then spenny was just dying laughing i was crying spenny was dying laughing yeah i was pretty lit and then i woke up with a terrible taste in my mouth terrible taste from that cigar i was doing well gambling right off the start on the first day i just ran up like 500 bucks on two ends of blackjack i tell mike i'm gonna go throw 100 bucks on red 18 i'm reaching across the table to put my 100 bucks onto the red 18 and the pit boss goes whoa wait for the next round i need to check your id classic and red 18 hits every time and i pretty much just crashed out from that and that was about eight minutes before i saw jace and saw red dude that was a pretty heavy weekend though you can tell by all of our voices right now yeah well yeah almost like lost our voices ben's fucking guys are sick evan's sick you know who doesn't get sick bobby bobby bobby doesn't get bobby so that's so great ben in the long run you made out go to the gym you'll made the first time ever yeah i mean i'm probably even on my vegas endeavors down down 1200 okay but that's for the whole weekend for food drinks gambling and that's canadian too right so yeah that's canadian so technically not even that bad i lost standard standard ryan i think i'm up 15 hour bucks or something it's pretty pretty uh frugal nice mike is up too cj you had a good little run oh wait a minute i think i lost you would i heard rumors that you had a bad yeah i lost like 12 grand at one spot yes i don't remember that was before bobby that was before bobby bobby but i like worked my way all the way back to only four grand which is pretty damn good i don't remember if you paid me but i do remember loaning a thousand bucks to you yeah and then i gave it back to you okay remember i walked up to you and i said take your fucking predatory lending money and and get the hell out of here like charging these insane interest rates he loves just preying on people oh you don't have you don't have any money here but then you you get locked into some crazy loan well thank god we'll never get out of it i told him to take his cash or lending money slapped him in the face with it and get the hell out i had cash available people needed cash i i just make it happen dirty businessman right there he's got you feeling different after that tattoo cowboy hat tattoo is feeling good i don't know about the tattoo part but the cowboy hat definitely does something for me yeah i did just keep chuckling to myself though on monday when i just be i got home i'm driving my truck and i just fucking every time my shorts somewhat slide up i just see the tattoo and then it just reminds me of gavin's wedding and all that shit but ben i do kind of have a bone to pick with you when i lost all that money your night in just got legendary get ready to chase the rush spin win and redeem instantly straight to your bank account at legends with a z.com with free-to-play slots blackjack keno roulette and more experience all the thrills of vegas without leaving your couch legends has it all legends is a free-to-play social casino void prohibited must be 18 plus play responsibly visit legends.com for full details get in the game and you'll be the first one to win a free-to-play now and score a 100 match on your first purchase only at legends with a z.com hi ryan reynolds here for mint mobile are you 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kendrick is not a client of lpl financial llc and receives compensation to promote lpl investing involves risk including potential loss or principal lpl financial llc member finras ipc honey sitting at the baccarat table ben was laughing dude his brother sam was laughing like like you guys were legitimately rooting against me and like there was happy when i know i wasn't i was just on the other side i was i was betting no you started riding with me that was like on the very end but like normally i don't care if i win if one of my boys loses especially loses a bunch of money i'm not cheering or laughing like i'm like fuck well i was winning that yeah but like there was you were there you were i was like boys boys like you don't need to have guys doing two thousand dollar banker versus player hands like it was pretty heavy pretty heavy it was exciting i mean dude these guys were gambling so good that it literally could have been streamed like it was crazy the gambling that was going on this weekend could have been streamed it was pretty heavy dude i'm just proud that i worked my way back up and i honestly you know enough with the betting talk what do we got going this weekend we got the amish kids showing up oh yeah we do we have built a horse and buggy for him just minus the horse horsepower horsepower horsepower buggy oh is that what we're calling it i like that oh that's pretty good horsepower power buggy yeah we put a stark motor into a uh amish buggy and we're giving it to the amish kid that's kind of made his rounds but he um he's been hitting us up for like probably a year at this point but he started by going on theo vaughn's podcast i think we talked about it afterwards we did yeah because we were like hey that kid that's like subscriber that hits us up was on theo's podcast and he's from minnesota he's from minnesota yeah so he's coming up this weekend and then uh we're gonna give him this amish buggy and then we're gonna just hang out with him for the weekend just have a good time with him see if he wants to stay on a rumspringa giveaway winner from like literally this winter is coming up which is great he's finally coming up yeah we've been trying to work it out but honestly i think he kind of just wanted to come up in the summer which you don't blame smart can't play smart way more fun stuff you're not freezing you can actually go outside hit some so we got that going on we just picked up the new wake boat for the summer from you motors it's a 20 26 nateek g20 25. 2025 brand new freaking sweet week yeah ben hasn't even seen it yeah you weren't with you were so sick so you'll see that this weekend we'll have to drop that in what else we got going well it's your birthday oh yeah your birthday on friday i forgot about that sheesh so are we gonna go back to vegas yeah just probably get some pizza maybe a beer and then uh can the amish drink can he have beers how old is he i don't think he's old enough can you drive us home well i'm hitting just kidding well we fit in his buggy his buggy's only like a three person but it's nice we could put a trailer behind the buggy there we go that's true yeah so this buggy that we got him came with like underglow in it and the inside of it has like heat and like lights on it which is kind of pushing it on buggy standards because like they can't we have an underglow right so it's like was this guy this guy that we bought it from the line yeah we're gonna just probably run a pod with him with him and then i don't know i guess these are the questions that we have to ask i mean i've just always been curious about what the life of an amish person is it is fascinating churning butter and building barns yeah and picking them up and moving them too forget about that i guess uh we probably gotta head back to you motors soon because you have to buy a suzuki kickstart kenny one oh that's right actually you probably do have to you guys watched the race how was it it was sick it was emotional an emotional race yeah a guy on a 10 year old bike wing that is emotional dude he's fighting an uphill battle kenny could have won it on any bike and i would have been stoked but the fact that he did on a suzuki it just is so sick so just to for the listeners or viewers that don't know when was the last time they updated the suzuki 450 race bike 17 spunky 16.1 so just to for the listeners or viewers that don't know when was the last time they updated 16. yeah i think 16. 2016. 10 years ago he's essentially a bike that's 10 years old technology or engineering whatever you want to call it like it's the only dirt bike without an electric start that's like you can't already disadvantage like yeah i've seen when he tips over and he's just kicking the thing he's got put in neutral he can't even get the thing started it's just like i mean it's a crazy dish but the wind is insane short of the electric start though everyone looks like oh it's crazy it's just like old bike i think it just shows they did it right back then that's true but why haven't they changed obviously this guy's got like a crazy contract right is that the only reason why that's kind of just how the supercross guys go like he's like let's try the hardest one i don't think it's the hardest one because he rides the suzuki good and he had a good success on it back when he rode it the first time so it was just like he's getting old in his career and he needed a team to go to and came off of another team and went to another team that's kind of how the riders work they usually flip-flop like jomac went cowie yamaha ktm like they just like literally flip-flop like the teams just see a guy they like and they throw him a deal and next thing you know they got another guy and you know the teams all work different together too different trainers different locations to train in different gear different everything so it's like if you're not having success if you're not having excess success in one spot switch it up maybe you get a new trainer new tracks new bikes and things will click for you that's what i thought the coolest part was he's been racing for so long that when he finally won all the teams honda suzuki kawasaki ktm all of the teams and their mechanics and the people who own the teams were there cheering him on because he's in some way or another Being a part of all the other teams, yeah. That is pretty crazy. He's a legend. Yeah, he's a legend, yeah. He's been racing for how many years? He was racing in Europe long before he came to. No, but I mean racing pro Supercross here. He was like 10. Yeah, I think it's like maybe a little over 10. Because he's 32 years old, I think I just saw. Yeah, it seems like he's older now. Yeah, I thought he was older. He's still pretty young, but that's awesome. So Ev's getting a Suzuki, and you're going to be back on an actual gas-powered bike this summer, which will be amazing. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm a little short for that damn kickstarter, but I'm just going to have to make do. Yeah, that might be tough. Get you a little kickstart stool. Yeah, a little booster. Get you a little stool. Little blocks. Little blocks. Starting blocks. We'll tape it to your seat. Little starting blocks. Tape it to the bottom of your boots. But yeah, no, it's pretty sick for Suzuki to win. I mean, I think the last guy that won on a Suzuki was Stewart. How many years did Carmichael win? Carmichael won a lot of years on Suzuki, too, yeah. I mean, Suzuki's been good for a long time. Even, like, think about a team like Suzuki, just doing it year-round. Year after year after year after year and just never getting a championship, and now they're finally getting one. It's, like, huge for them. Do you think he'll retire? No. Nice. Still going to keep ripping? Yeah, there's no way. There's no way he retires. Dude, is his contract done? I hope for his sake it is so he can get a nice little bump. Yeah. I don't know much about his contract, actually. Imagine now Suzuki for 2027 is like, we finally got the funds to develop an e-start. That's their first drop. Dude, why are they not? Actually, though, why? They must just be abandoning the. There's probably patents. I'm sure every manufacturer has a patent. They probably have to, like, reinvent the wheel for the fifth time. Yeah, and everybody else already beat them to it since it's extra hard right now. Just, like, developing a bike is so expensive. Changing one thing on a bike, you have to change, like, almost everything. Because, like, the motor casing needs to be remolded. Like, you literally redesign the ergonomics, everything. The weight. The way the bike handles, it changes everything. So, like, when a company does a full-blown remake of a bike, it's got to be hundreds of millions of dollars to make it go through. You've got to sell a lot of 450s to make that worth it. No kidding. Make that math math. And I think Suzuki kind of, like, their moto side of things isn't their biggest money income. Yeah, no. It's somewhere else. I was going to say that. Like, where's Suzuki's money? It's hard to put money into the moto when it's not. Coming from the moto. Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine that any of the manufacturers are. I mean, Yamaha's making probably more pianos than there are dirt bikes. Yeah. KTM's got to be the closest one. I mean, they got road bikes, but I imagine. Yeah, it's most of their funding. Percentage-wise would be. I mean, look at a company like KTM. They even had, like. They were hurt in the last couple years, too, so. Didn't they go bankrupt? They were going to, but they're not anymore. Toyota owns Suzuki. Yeah, dude, it's just like. Suzuki made all the good Articap motors. There's so much politics behind the scenes. It's just there's no way to know exactly what's going on. Dev, I see your Lambo made it back to the parking lot. Yep. So, what is happening with it? Have we talked about the e-gear issue, or what's the deal? Dude, it just. I kind of thought that it was working, but I also been able to avoid using reverse. And so, it's just reverse is the problem. Reverse is the problem, and then it gets stuck between reverse and neutral, or it's confused. And once it's confused. It just is, like, bricked. You can't do anything. But I've been driving it a bit, but luckily, like, our driveways have a slope in them. So, I just always knock it into neutral, and I back in, whether it's the farm, the main shop, or anywhere I go, I back in. And I've had it out half a dozen times. It's been great. So, me and Spenny were pulling up for dinner. I was planning on I could drive in the parking lot backward, like, in the exit, and I'd be able to back into the spot. I'd be able to back into the spot without using reverse. I'm like, ah, I think it's fine. Classic. We go to leave, bricked, right at the front door of Zorba's. Fuck. What, you just had to let it sit and think about what's done? Well, I was just going to leave it overnight. Me and Gav already planned, we'll take the trailer there in the morning, load it up, whatever. I get back to the shop, and Dalton's like, oh, I was just going to come get pizza. And then some other car guy, bro, he's like, well, he starts, Dalton starts Googling stuff like I've not spent. I've spent a lot of time looking into this. So, I'll get it going. He messes with it for, like, 20 minutes, doesn't fix anything, so then comes in or whatever. We're going to leave, and I was actually on FaceTime with Nicky, and I'm like, yeah, look at this. My car is now stuck at Zorba's, and I decide to just, like, try it one more time, and it worked. Finicky. Dude, no, it's the worst kind of problem, though. Like, the undiagnosed demon. Intermittent problem. As soon as you bring it to the shop, they'll be like, oh. Oh, we can't buy anything. It seems great. Man, is it fun to cruise around, man. Yo, it's so sick. I get more enjoyment just seeing you drive that thing up. Yeah, it sounds insane. It sounds so good. Dude, I hate, because it's like, oh, it's my car, but, dude, I just think it sounds so good. It does. It sounds insane. Like, the windows have to be dumped, and it just brings excitement to my life. Mike, you look so fast right now, bro. I'm in Ken Shades right now. But, dude, we actually, I know you guys got a little cruising, but, like, I really want to be involved with the little red cars going for a cruise. We haven't really cruised, though. No, we haven't. Ben and I have a TikTok we got to film, and we, more importantly, do just have to go cruise. Yeah, we do. Red cars, yellow calipers. That's what it's all about right now. I know. Now I got to go get my freaking calipers powdered. Yellow. I think it would look great. What are they now, red? I think they're either red or black. I think red. Bobby. Bobby Lutzer. Where's Bobby? Big, bad Bobby Lutzer. Bobby. We got to keep convincing them. We got to keep convincing that fellow to buy a yellow Gatorade. Yeah, we do. Bobby's counting his buffalo again, making sure that none of them snuck off. Bobby buffalo. Bobby hopped in his helicopter, and he's going to count head. So, yeah, he's flying back to Jackson. I was going to ask him what, I'm genuinely curious, and I know it stresses him out. I really want to know if after that he wants to run his batch party in Vegas. I know that was his plan originally. I know. I would say that's kind of like the only drawback to how much fun we had this weekend is now I'm just sitting here like, oh, my gosh. I got to plan CJ's bachelor party to up that. I'm not saying that that went up yours, but you got to keep. You got to keep raising the bar. Well, shit. Yeah, it's kind of my duty as best man. From Mike's to yours was drastically different. Yeah. So, yours was kind of like the hangover. CJ, we can make the hangover, too, and go to Thailand, Indonesia, somewhere in Asia. We might actually not come home. Yeah. If we run that, we know. Tommy's coming with. I was just going to say, I didn't, but that's the first thought I had. So, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, I actually don't know. I feel a little bad about it, though. Yeah. It was so fun, but I'm going to have to run it back a little better. Yeah, not even talking about necessarily topping it. How could you run it back and differentiate it enough? Because you got the golfing. You got the club night. What do you think, Bobby? Here he comes. Bobby. Bobby Lotz. Everybody put your hands together. Big Bobby. Big bad Bobby. He's back on set. Big bad Bobby's back from Countess Buffalo. Bobby doesn't get sick. He just has to use the restroom sometimes. We didn't. And diarrhea after the trip. It was bad. I had to get up. You could have just pulled an Evan and done it in your shorts. That's a dangerous pair of shorts to do it in. Yeah, it'd be all over. Bobby doesn't blow his pants out. So, what do you think, Siege? For your bachelor party, are you trying to run Vegas back? And if we do, honestly, I don't think we can top it. I think we just got to go to fucking, like, Bangkok or something. He wants to go bigger. Like, for The Hangover. Like, I feel like we damn near did probably the next closest thing to The Hangover movie. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't even close to as crazy as The Hangover movie, but it was probably the realest, closest thing. The fictitious cinema film. I mean, it's pretty hard to beat that, but goddamn, we got close. If we do run Vegas back, I mean, we'll run it back in the craziest way. It's possible, but like Shred 8, he's not, he's more than likely not getting married again. Well, I hope not. Hopefully, his wife will let him go. Hopefully, he doesn't get divorced by then. Like, I hope they have a happy marriage. Unless he gets married again, there's no chance. He could renew his vows. No, he gets an additional wife, perhaps. Oh, my God. I don't know if his current wife would like that. That is a scenario. Yeah, I mean, there's just a lot to it. Listen, bud, if you want to have it in Vegas, and you want me to get blocked, blackout golfing by the third hole, I'll do it again for you. I'll go harder. I'll maybe even do it by the second. I'll go hard. I don't think that everyone would have a problem running it back. I'm bringing an ice vest if we play golf again in Las Vegas. I'm too heavy of a fella to play 18 holes in that heat. I think we could show up to Vegas and go harder. It'd be hard, but I think we can do it. I told Alondra about the brand risk fight thing. Oh, yeah. Between Johnny and. Yeah, dude, we got invited to that. Next weekend? So, where is it? Aiden Ross, he owns this thing called Brand Risk, and it's basically like a boxing promoter, where you have like. Oh, same thing Ben does. Influencers basically box each other, and Bob Mennery is going to box Johnny Manziel in, I think, next. Not this weekend, but the following. So, this weekend, actually, in Miami. No, it's in Vegas. No, it's in Vegas. Oh, my gracious. And he texted me and asked if we wanted to come and how many tickets we want. So, like, if we wanted, we could run it back, all of us. We could bring our chicks. We could go and watch this fight, which I locally he do want to see i actually i like bob menry i also like johnny manziel i like them both i'm not necessarily rooting to see one get hurt or anything like that i just gotta see this fight it's a spectacle like i just i also love bob menry but i don't think he's going to show up dana white actually is a ten thousand dollar bet that he he'll he won't show up dude they're fighting at the fucking apex arena it's just like ufc it's ray jay's on the undercard and one of the island boys is on the card oh my like it's actually kind of a ridiculous card like it'd be pretty fun and the fact that we're just got the invite i'm sure we could meet some other cool people and i'm aiden ross yeah yeah oh my gosh we might have to do it we might have to i don't know if you guys want to bring your girlfriends but dude alondra is gong ho on it she was like look it up see if you have cops let's go it'll be fun oh gosh it's a little early i know i'm not gonna buy it that's what i told her let's do it ken you in i'm in bobby's in we got ken ken's in my hat and my suit dude i do guys is it even right now when is this it's tuesday morning the night the day that the life wide open podcast goes live ken look at some flights we're not taking a private jet obviously there's an allegiant flight on friday and then we just do delta on sunday bobby sell a buffalo and get a pj come on bobby let's take the heli couple buffalo take the helicopter bobby come on yeah no we literally yeah i think financially would never recover from that next weekend yeah i mean i'm what could you possibly be checking right now just my calendar oh nope looks like i'm free already typing vegas either alondra you me allow alex are gone ken obviously he's going so that's five of course whoever else from our team wants to go it sounded like he just said just tell me how many tickets you want i'll run it yes yes let's go all right sounds like we're going back this weekend all right he's louise should we run it for your bachelor party though and kick the chicks out get two birds stoned what oh what never mind dude i proposed that ben and i ran our batch party together i never heard that proposal otherwise i would have said we should you said no you're like no let's just do it separately i did yeah i thought that yeah and then we were like no we're not doing it we're not doing it we're not doing it we're not doing it no it wouldn't be all right whatever we can do it also i don't know how we're gonna top it i'm gonna be dead serious you saying that i was cracking up it was like mid-golf shred 80 goes oh this isn't both their bachelor parties and i was like no he's like oh it would have made shred 80 wasn't made sense at golf um well maybe it was before but i'm just but i'm sorry sorry but yeah he thought he thought it was both ben's and you were talking to the bush well anyway so we're we're gonna have to go watch that fight yeah and uh well here's another thing we got invited to that's actually pretty awesome bam margera's house oh we're going to bam's beginning of june so working out the details i'm gonna have like some uh air bikes and just some stuff for us because obviously we're not skateboarders i would say mike is a little bit evan is yeah a little bit i don't know what bro evan mike are good spenny's the only one from the time mike is good i haven't seen them skate for like seven months evan's good at everything bro they can skate the mini the mini pipe they can rip they can rip the mini pipe did evan progress 100 oh well then never 100 well we got we got the skaters but obviously like i had to leave i wasn't even close to them and i just got bummed because they were way better than me so i just left i was like boys i can't even skate with you guys like it's not even fun for me i'm learning you guys are actually shredding this could be a good opportunity for ben to learn how to drop in yeah one of your new year's resolutions will teach you how to drop in yeah i mean that sounds he's got like you could probably do his driveway it's like a very small slope drop in this could be good gonna have to swing through zoomies and get you a board this could be good i might yeah we need some i may need can bring me your freaking your knee pads and elbow pads we'll tape you up so good dude we'll get you a full-blown like bubble wrap suit how's that sound yeah i think i'll be one of those two have them like a suit on them listen but if you're gonna be doing something most importantly you need an outfit and i'm looking forward to dressing you up jeez louise just pulling out the stupidest thing off the rag gun wear this he goes rolling in there everyone's like just kind of looking normal like what the fuck's wrong with this guy it's just ben standing there holding his board by his trucks that's like not how you the mall grab yeah they call it the mall drop in and why can't you hold it by the trucks that seems like the most convenient way to hold no that's just not that's just that's how they did determine whether you're a poser or a skater yeah well these are the things that i need to know yeah we'll fill you in but the dirt bros will be there as well so they'll help you out and i'm sure though i actually think that uh we've talked so much about this i think ben's just gonna like do it right away i thought the same it's gonna be like anticlimactic because it's not hard and you'll do it easily because you're coordinated and but then we'll do what he does and he goes can now do the bigger one bro we'll ramp it up we'll ramp it up i saw they have a ramp into a pool perhaps that one yeah you end up in the water we'll find out yeah i'm excited just because you know i watched so much fever labam growing up so excited so now it's like going to his house that they like filmed all this stuff that is gonna be i mean it's just it's a long time coming i mean yeah after i meet bam margera the only person left to meet that's like an idol of mine would be rob dyrdek and then it's like we did it then we can just call it just shut it down go full-time bobby the company's full-time bobby getting the buffalo then i'll go rancher but uh yes we got that coming up that's gonna be sick we filmed a hill climb that was fucking fun i mean spenny you did what'd you think about that it was gnarly man it was a gnarly hill that's one of those things like we're pretty good at making things look good on camera but hills hills are hard to capture even when you're looking at the hill you go it's not that bad and then i have to hike to where spenny's stuck on the hill it was so straight up and down it was a big climb i actually there was a second there where i was thinking it's gonna be tough to make what was it was the hardest hill in north america yeah i don't know if i'd say yeah you could say hardest part of it is lines you go on when they do the event like we just had an open hill when they do an event there it's like zigzag up the hill which i think is what really takes it to the next difficulty level that we didn't yeah so basically have to do so basically this video is coming to an end coming up in i don't know it might be a month just because i'm looking at the board there's so many things that were other videos that we're working on that are going to come out before that but uh we went to this hill it's not even a hill it was like a mountain but uh it was on like the border of canada basically way up there and uh brought like a bunch of bikes was it a thousand feet vertical yeah dude it was insane i couldn't even walk up it was huge it was a huge hill and uh evan spenny and mike tried riding various dirt bikes up it yeah it was a huge hill and uh evan spenny and mike tried riding various dirt bikes up it i tried evan tried harder evan spenny you did make it and then spenny tried really hard and made it a lot i there was a point though like yes we did show up on 250 f's which is not what you want to start on for a hill climb bike yeah not really a hill climb bike but ev on the stark i mean he crushed it on that and then mike had a he would have made it on the 500 if it stayed together but uh dude i i felt better when we talked to some of the locals and they're like sick like what what bikes did you bring did you make it and i was like i didn't make it i was on my 500 and they're like oh you guys don't have extended swing arms you're not gonna make it then and i was like oh none of the bikes have extended swing arms spenny already made it uh on his uh stock 250 and they're like no i didn't and i'm like yeah dude yeah he did so that made me feel better yeah it was gnarly it was a it was one of the gnarlier hills i've done honestly it probably was one of the gnarliest hills i've done for sure on a 250 f yeah it was i'd say when you see obviously you like the tetons and say like oh that's a harder hill but this is the hardest sanctioned race hill in the series and it was gnarly the next video we line spenny up at the bottom of the fucking grand teton okay bud ride you can do it there's guys rock climbing free solo i would try you could do it too spenny could well good stuff boys glad glad to be back we got a busy busy week of filming and doing fun stuff so thank you guys for watching and listening this week we'll see you next tuesday dude we have so much good stuff planned all right hit the subscribe button thanks boys

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A video recounts a chaotic and hilarious Las Vegas bachelor party that evolves into a surreal, high-energy weekend filled with pranks, drunken antics, and unexpected romance. The group engages in outrageous behavior, such as dumping water on a friend, creating a fake wedding, and staging a surprise proposal that leads to a real marriage on the same weekend. One friend, Gavin, proposes to his new girlfriend on camera and is married in an unexpected ceremony with a fictional Elvis impersonation as the officiant.

Throughout the trip, the group experiences wild moments like a drunken man riding a floor scrubber, a man proposing to a woman in a pool, and a friend named Bobby emerging as a new, bold persona after the event. The story highlights the chaotic, unpredictable, and joyful nature of friendship, bonding, and spontaneity. While some events are absurd, they are framed as meaningful and transformative.

The video blends humor with heartfelt moments, showing how deep connections can form in the most unexpected circumstances. A financial advisory segment briefly promotes LPL Financial, but the main narrative remains focused on the unforgettable experiences of the bachelor party and its aftermath. The entire event becomes a symbol of freedom, laughter, and the unpredictability of real-life friendships.

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